Feb. 27, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| Hi from you, it's Get Up I Walk Poison | |
| Ruin Harvest Cool band kind of 70s punk vibe, but also this sort of druid vibe. | |
| Look in the comments for that video, Ryan. | |
| The first comment: Philadelphia Punks, Poison Ruin. | |
| Yeah. | |
| New band, but they sound old. | |
| And they seem to have taken 70s punk and made it almost metal-like. | |
| Very dark, sort of Sam Haney almost. | |
| And they've got cool merch, too. | |
| Look at the next link. | |
| That's an awesome shirt, isn't it? | |
| I was going to play ZZ Top Song legs, the ZZ Top Song Legs, but I don't know. | |
| I've already talked about that. | |
| We've already been through how hot chicks were in the 80s. | |
| You know what else I noticed? | |
| Okay, just show the, jump in the middle of ZZ Top's legs. | |
| That's next, after that. | |
| Girls didn't complain. | |
| How often do you hear about high-heeled shoes and, oh, I'm not walking, that's another two blocks. | |
| Women had a higher threshold of pain. | |
| You've got to show them getting out of the car. | |
| It's right before that. | |
| Yeah, to the band. | |
| This is what my wife looked like when I first met her. | |
| Not that guy with the beard. | |
| But she was, she rolled up in a taxi with her friend, Carol Lee, and this other crazy chick whose name I forgot. | |
| That's what they looked like. | |
| And I was like, and she looked down at me and my Negro friend, Derek Beckles. | |
| They were like, we had just moved here from Canada. | |
| And we weren't cool, I guess. | |
| And I just thought, that woman's a fucking bitch, and I need to have her. | |
| Got her. | |
| Fucked her yesterday. | |
| This was 23 years ago. | |
| But yeah, women won't shut up about their fucking high heels and how much they hurt. | |
| They would never mention it back then. | |
| And women will carry like slips. | |
| What do you call them? | |
| Slide? | |
| No, those little ballet kind of shoes. | |
| It's not slides. | |
| It's not slips. | |
| Something like that. | |
| They'll carry those around in their purse and then change if they have to walk a few blocks. | |
| What? | |
| In the 80s, girls wore them to work all day. | |
| Do they get less comfortable? | |
| Anyway, I was inspired to talk about ZZ Top. | |
| And those girls are called the accelerator girls, in case you're curious. | |
| They're probably old and ugly now. | |
| Women lose their looks. | |
| Men do not. | |
| We get more. | |
| We lose our looks when we're like 80. | |
| Women lose them at 40. | |
| But that's why it's important to have kids, ladies. | |
| And we've got a special War on Kids episode today. | |
| Lots of kiddie stuff. | |
| But 80s really was the best time for chicks. | |
| And when girls dress up as it now, they look silly. | |
| But can you believe this was normal when I was a teenager? | |
| Like, this was in my high school. | |
| Thank you, God. | |
| Here I go again on my own. | |
| Simp it up. | |
| The only problem is you'd take them home and the next day all that hairspray would be flat and you'd be like, yeah, the makeup all wore off. | |
| You're a lot less attractive than you were last night. | |
| Click on her Instagram page. | |
| Is that her thing or she just wears different costumes? | |
| No, that's her thing, dude. | |
| Look at that top middle one. | |
| What the hell? | |
| I'm marrying her. | |
| I've got to kill my wife first. |
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