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A Beautiful Day's Gratitude
00:02:16
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| I keep wanna wanna have too high and mighty. | |
| Cause tomorrow I may fall down on my bed. | |
| Don't let me for sunshine, thank you for rain. | |
| Live from New York, it's get off my lawn with Gavin McGinnis. | |
| It's a beautiful day, hey. | |
| Don't let me take it for sunshine, thank you for rain. | |
| thank you It's a beautiful day. | |
| Sometimes life is good, but then the trouble comes my way. | |
| Whatever happens, Lord, I thank you for this day. | |
| But when I'm feeling troubled, I lift my hands and pray that you're gonna be done in the rain or sun. | |
| It's a beautiful day I don't I am Thank you. | |
| That button is tricky. | |
| It's getting old. | |
| Boombox is getting old. | |
| I should buy a new one. | |
| I saw some cool ones on Amazon that are like $250. | |
| Mad fancy. | |
| That was the Kiffness. | |
| And just like we talk about sprinkles, put on the music again. | |
| Thank you for being. | |
| Put your food for day. | |
| Put your food for day. | |
| You could have sprinkles with comedy, right? | |
| The Lord just went you and made you funny. | |
| Louis C.K. just has magic sprinkles. | |
| He could read the ingredients to a fucking Betty Crocker vanilla cake and I'd be laughing my ass off. | |
| Similarly, this guy, he just fumbles around on YouTube, finds some random person seeing some little black kid in some village, and he turns the kid's song into a songity song. | |
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Add Beats and Horns
00:02:46
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| With a bridge. | |
| Well, the original song has a bridge. | |
| Well, he created a verse in between the kid's verse. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's impressive. | |
| And I checked out his YouTube page. | |
| He does this with everyone. | |
| Like, check it out. | |
| He'll find some Brazilian chick playing those stupid little coconut things. | |
| And he'll add beats and horns and verses and choruses. | |
| What the fuck are you doing? | |
| Oh, my NDI crashed. | |
| Okay. | |
| So go to his channel. | |
| I did. | |
| I just need to connect it to the... | |
| There's a program. | |
| But go down. | |
| See if you can find the Brazilian chick with the coconut doo hickeys. | |
| Coconut girl. | |
| It looks really small. | |
| Small coconuts. | |
| Oh, wait a minute. | |
| There she is. | |
| There she is. | |
| I've never seen those before. | |
| You've seen those before? | |
| Brazil's Portuguese, right? | |
| Yeah, they speak Portuguese. | |
| I hate that language. | |
| You don't like the sound of it? | |
| So just jump in the middle there and see what he's done to just her singing. | |
| I must get a ton of pussy. | |
| And he's good at video editing too. | |
| I can't hear it. | |
| *music* | |
| Thank you for letting me collaborate with you on this amazing song. | |
| Secondly, guys, around this time last year, we celebrated 100,000 subs. | |
| It was a really big milestone for me. | |
| So there's a million subs now in just over a year. | |
| What is that, Australian or New Zealand? | |
| Sounds Zealand-ish. | |
| Sex. | |
| Uh-oh, Ukrainian full-size. | |
| I've been putting aside racism for a long time now. | |
| Hiding it, avoiding it. | |
| So I want to catch up on it. | |
| Yeah, don't let it fester. | |
| Would you mind? | |
| Oh, please. | |
| Would that be okay? | |
| Black female. | |
| What other difference. | |
| What else could I have done to piss you off? | |
| Black woman? | |