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Always With the Shits
00:04:34
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| Well, dude, are you with the shit? | |
| I'm with you shit. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Man, I'm always with the shits. | |
| And if I die tomorrow night, I ain't dying like a bitch. | |
| Man, just hit me, I be always smoking right. | |
| And you saying that you tippin', but we pour up by the bike. | |
| Say, fuck it, man, I'm always with the shit. | |
| And if I die tomorrow night, I ain't dying like a bitch. | |
| Man, just hit me, I be always smoking right. | |
| And you saying that you tippin', but we pour up by the bike. | |
| Fuck men always be telling shit. | |
| I don't hear a motherfucker, I ain't interested. | |
| Cause I'm living there, so ignorant. | |
| I'll be this bitch, cause I'm with the shit. | |
| I'm sipping mud and they. | |
| Guess who that was? | |
| All gas, no raps. | |
| Yep, Andrew Callahan. | |
| All raps, no breaks. | |
| Back in 2014. | |
| He was an aspiring rapper with a shaved head. | |
| He was been on our radar because we loved him when we first heard of him. | |
| When All Gas No Breaks came out, I bought the shirt. | |
| I have a Hawaiian shirt that's got the logo. | |
| Love the guy. | |
| And he just seemed to be totally objective. | |
| Subjective? | |
| Totally open to meeting people. | |
| And I don't know, when he would interview some meth head or some Chicano gangster, he seemed like perfect, ambivalent. | |
| And he seemed to appreciate them, too, in a weird way. | |
| But then first he crossed over to the dark side with Tim Heidecker, who was one of the worst people alive. | |
| And then he doubled down by selling his soul to HBO and doing what appeared to be an open-minded documentary about Jan 6, but was really a hit piece on the right, where he found total freaks, a QAnon entire family, which not one person out of the 25,000 people watching this episode, not one of you have met a QAnon family. | |
| I bumped into like one or two people carrying a Q sign at rallies, and they're always nuts. | |
| So that's just a fucking lame angle. | |
| And it did seem like a deal with the devil because since then we saw him on CNN and they were sort of like, it's almost like a new guy in a gang. | |
| They're like, okay, so you're one of us now? | |
| All right, you seem kind of young. | |
| We're dubious of the youth. | |
| And then he goes, remember with Don Lamon, he goes, yeah, well, I just did it about media alarmism, everything from Fox News to even CNN. | |
| And then they go, you're being a bad boy. | |
| You just joined the Hell's Angels. | |
| You don't shit on the Hell's Angels. | |
| And so he goes, no, no, no, not CNN. | |
| You guys are awesome. | |
| And then Don Lamond went on to say, okay, thanks for coming. | |
| Russia is going to kill us all. | |
| Right after saying we're not participating in any alarmism allegations. | |
| And then we saw him on NPR, and they were doing the exact same thing. | |
| They were like, so you're one of us now? | |
| Okay, why'd you talk to Alex Jones? | |
| And then he, again, because he doesn't know that he sold his soul to the devil, goes, the Sandy Hook lawyer loved that I hung out with Alex Jones. | |
| So then she's, and again, they're dubious. | |
| So it's a weird relationship. | |
| Like he sold his soul to the devil. | |
| He went to hell. | |
| The demons are like, what are you doing here? | |
| And he's like, I'm not in hell. | |
| Yeah, you are, dude. | |
| You're not up here with us anymore. | |
| But I don't think the demons like you. | |
| You fucked up. | |
| Anyway, it's nothing's ever free. | |
| And now there's all of this backlash against him for being a horny dude. | |
| Before I yell about it, jumping to conclusions that he confirmed what they're saying is true. | |
| He confirmed that he knew the girls and that he had encounters with them. | |
| So basically, that's what I wanted to hear, right? | |
| Like he confirmed that this stuff basically happened. | |
| Andrew Callahan has a reputation of being an internet good guy. | |
| So this guy I like, he fought Sam Hyde trained him to fight Ice Porcelain or some shit. | |
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Excellent Stamina
00:00:34
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| Ice Poseidon. | |
| Ice Poseidon. | |
| That's beside the point. | |
| And it was a good fight. | |
| Yeah. | |
| For amateurs. | |
| He's a real wrestler, though. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, that's not really related. | |
| Well, you're athletic. | |
| You do combat sports. | |
| Yeah, he's in great shape. | |
| Yes. | |
| And yeah, that does help him because he didn't run out of gas. | |
| Excellent stamina. | |
| He's got all gas. | |
| And the Ice Poseidon guy was gassed out. | |
| He had breaks. | |
| And he doesn't know how to take a punch. | |
| So after this guy, what's his name? | |
| Brandon Buckingham? | |
| That's correct. | |
| Got him like three times in a row. | |