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Jan. 2, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E199 - BEST OF 2022

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	Welcome back.
	Welcome to a whole new year, folks.
	Wow, wow, wow, Aphrodisiac.
	A little homage to Vivian Westwood, who recently passed away.
	We'll be covering that in the obituaries.
	Today's episode is all about 2022.
	We're saying goodbye to last year.
	A year that was somehow crazier than the year before.
	Somehow, we trumped COVID.
	I don't know how we did that.
	How did we do that?
	Nothing, it seemed like nothing could be more ridiculous than the COVID pandemic, than the masking and the six feet apart.
	And then we somehow evolve into a more lunatic world.
	Good for us.
	Our job here is to make you laugh at what's around you.
	And everything around us was fucking hilarious.
	So it was very easy to do this job.
	So tomorrow we'll get to what we did over at Christmas break.
	I went skiing in Montana.
	Ryan was auditioning at a gay bar that does mime.
	Untrue.
	We'll figure out what he was thinking with that weird life decision.
	But today I want to focus on the past.
	We'll end it with some 2023 looking forward stuff.
	But, you know, we're never going to be able to talk about 2022 ever again.
	So let's say goodbye.
	Shall we?
	Goodbye.
	Ryan, are you ready for this?
	I've never been more ready for anything in my entire life.
	What about that time you had to go piss really bad and you were outside?
	Second most ready for anything.
	So we got obituaries, the hottest bitch, funniest moments, biggest surprise, gayest song, which obviously is unholy.
	Worst moment, best moment.
	We got reader submissions for their favorite baby monsters choice awards.
	And biggest hero, my favorite moment.
	And let's just fucking get into it, shall we?
	What's that?
	Become a channel member on YouTube?
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Okay, thanks.
	Brand new drop.
	First mistake of the year.
	So who died?
	Let's start with obituaries.
	We lost Baba Wawas this year.
	Tell me what you're doing.
	Wonderful woman.
	She did one of the greatest interviews of all time with one of the hottest women of all time.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Now, she's like black.
	She's a blasian, I guess.
	That's the woman who was with the Clippers dude, which was way longer ago than you think.
	I think that was 2014.
	Is that possible?
	Remember that whole Clippers controversy?
	The old guy.
	Yeah.
	He just said, I don't want you to have any players, black, which he means black dudes, but he means basketball players too.
	You're my mistress, right?
	I pay for these seats.
	I own the team.
	It makes me look like a cuck when you show up with some giant black dude that's banging you.
	I look like a bitch.
	So don't do that.
	That became him telling a random woman, don't date black men, which he never said.
	And he's instantly mister Canceled.
	This is so typical of any racial controversy you hear.
	Okay, those gums look pretty predatory there.
	Oh, he's got good taste in women, though, doesn't he?
	The other one looks fucking great.
	What a great horny guy he is.
	I just heard this thing.
	We'll probably talk about it tomorrow if we cover racism about Manhattan Beach.
	I hope AIU covers it.
	But the narrative is black people had this great beachfront property, so the government took it.
	And then Gavin Newsom went, well, that was mean, so he just gave it back to them.
	Problem solved.
	Only the government paid them for it, 14 times what they paid.
	Two old black couple bought some beachfront property in 1912 when it was the wild, wild west.
	And they built a black club.
	Then other black people moved in.
	And then white people started moving in.
	They built a community.
	So the government went, and I don't like eminent domain.
	The government went, this seems valuable.
	We want to have it.
	So here's market value, which was fucking high.
	It was 14 grand.
	Imagine you got 14 times what you paid for your house.
	Bought it for $1,000, sold it for $14,000.
	And everyone was booted out by the government, including whites.
	25 white families were part of this community.
	But that's completely ignored.
	And Gavin Newsome is giving them reparations and like something like $30,000 a year in tax stipends or something, like some sort of allowance.
	Thanks.
	Does this suit look big to you?
	I kind of feel like Elmo's clown friend today.
	I think it looks pretty good.
	I mean.
	It seems a little large.
	I don't know.
	Seems comfy.
	You know who I'm talking about?
	Yeah, Mr. Noodles.
	Mr. Noodles.
	I kind of feel like Mr. Noodles today.
	Now I just ruined it for you.
	You were having a gay old time.
	The reason I had this suit made by Nita Fashions is because I saw Daniel Craig wearing his cool corduroy suit.
	And you want to talk about what's in the brochure, what's on Amazon, what's advertised, and what you end up with?
	This is an amazing example.
	We should put me side by side with it.
	Look up Daniel Craig corduroy suit.
	We've just been watching that, too.
	The juxtaposition is alarming.
	You were watching all the James Bonds over the break?
	Yeah, we're up to the next one.
	So was I?
	Right?
	That's a weird coincidence.
	Maybe because Glass Onion came out, and you're like, oh, yeah, Daniel Grand Orion.
	No, I was on the plane going to Montana, and it's just a reliable action film.
	So good.
	So I watched GoldenEye.
	Oh, you watched the old Pierce Brosnow ones?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	And I watched another Gold.
	Was it Goldfinger?
	Goldfinger.
	Gold.
	Dude, Roger Moore's like 60 in it.
	He's got this turkey neck.
	It's kind of embarrassing.
	I'm surprised he can get it up for all the chicksy banks.
	But it's nice to see libidinous superheroes fucking kicking ass.
	Wait, Goldfinger is with Connery.
	Oh, okay, maybe I didn't see that one.
	Another gold one, probably.
	I saw.
	Oh, no, Octopussy.
	Octopussy and Golden Eye.
	All about the bad guys are all Russians, too, which I'm like, okay.
	I'll take it.
	Beats, you know, French people or whatever.
	Remember Diehard?
	French terrorists.
	Yeah.
	Was it the FOQ?
	Anyway, Barbara Walters, greatest interview of all time.
	I hope she's remembered for this masterpiece.
	This is talking to his, the Clipper's dude's assistant.
	Man.
	No, go back.
	Can you tell me what your relationship with Donald Sterling is?
	I'm Mr. Sterling's right-hand arm.
	Man.
	I'm Mr. Sterling everything.
	I'm his confidant.
	His best friend.
	His silly rabbit.
	His watch, his silly rabbit.
	His what?
	His silly rabbit.
	His watch, his silly rabbit.
	His silly rabbit?
	Yes.
	Is that what he calls you?
	No.
	The comic timing is just beautiful.
	Is that what he calls you?
	No.
	You can straighten your hair all you want.
	You're still black.
	We also lost Vivian Westwood last week.
	The saddest death of the year.
	I know you baby monsters think I'm a fag for caring about fashion.
	The heart wants what it wants.
	Sorry.
	Maybe it's because I was born in England, but I've always cared a shit ton about fashion.
	Even like my silhouette skiing, I want it to look good.
	So I wear pants instead of snow pants.
	Wild, wild Westwood.
	Holy shit, folks.
	No.
	Yes.
	Now, American punk was great musically, but it didn't really have a look.
	And Britain did the look.
	I know that Richard Hell thinks that Malcolm McLaren stole his rip t-shirt idea.
	But the real crux of punk, when we close our eyes and think of punk, is Vivian Westwood's incredible sense of taste.
	Like the quality of those early Sex Pistols shows with the tartan pants and the graphic design like that, and that.
	She just had an incredible strong sense of design.
	And that's really what put punk over the top.
	What she's about to show, the seditionary shirtline.
	Like, look at that.
	That still has defined...
	That still has defined a really big part of graphic design today.
	Like that would look normal on the bottom of a snowboard in 2023.
	She invented that.
	Unfortunately, she's woke, and she's really worried about the climate and all that shit, but whatever.
	That's Chrissy Hine they just showed from The Pretenders.
	She taught Sid Vicious how to play bass.
	But she did.
	Forget anything.
	Just as a graphic design person, the quality of these shirts, and this is 76.
	The time of punk rock, I was so outraged at the way the world is so corrupt and mismanaged and everything that the look was supposed to be of an urban gorilla.
	It was somehow a kind of crusade to challenge the status quo.
	She did the tempo in the 70s.
	The stuff they're showing there is a little more 80s, except the sex business stuff.
	We took some of the trousers from the rockers, like motorbike things, and then added some bondage straps to them and started to get a look of like an army thing.
	Hers was a fashion rebellion made of ripped fabric, safety pins, and SM gear.
	All familiar now, but outrageous then.
	The newspapers thought of me as unwearable, nothing to do with fashion.
	English people are very snobby anyway.
	They don't like very artistic people to start with.
	They love to do that.
	She kept evolving.
	She's now a national treasure.
	Actress Gwyneth Paltrow wears her clothes.
	Actress Gwyneth Paltrow wears her clothes.
	That's such an American thing.
	Let's justify this woman by showing you that celebrities care.
	The character Carrie Bradshaw picks a Vivian Westwood bridal gal.
	Actually, if you bring it back around to James Bond, his latest co-star was wearing a Vivian Westwood co-tour.
	God, she's ugly, isn't she?
	Look at her.
	Way to emphasize the fact that you have zero tits.
	And big-ass arms.
	And ruined the movie.
	Did you watch it?
	I've seen the last one, yeah.
	Remember, we talked about this already, but she gets in the plane first.
	Neither of them have driven this weird glider machine before.
	And she's going to figure it out.
	He rides on the back of her moped.
	Yeah.
	Not very James Bondian.
	Turn it up.
	Teacher never wanted to be a fashion designer.
	Actually, I started fashion to help my boyfriend.
	He just needed somebody to help him to make these clothes.
	And I always could make things.
	Her boyfriend was Malcolm McLaren, manager of the pioneering punk rock band sex pistols.
	You know what I'm saying here about the quality?
	Together in the 70s, McLaren and Wesley opened a music and fashion shop on London's King's Road.
	There's a replica of it at the punk exhibit at the Metropolitan.
	Does this look pretty close to what it looked like?
	Yeah, not Clothes for Heroes was on the door.
	I think that's not.
	And then her second act, that's why I played Bow Wow Wow, she did this whole like piratey thing, which Adam and the Ants did, and it's still popular today.
	That was kind of my wife's look when I met her.
	Not very good resolution there, but.
	And they would do that Burundi beat thing.
	And then she became mainstream.
	So she really had several different careers.
	Most people only have one act.
	She had at least three acts.
	The punk years, the sort of pirate doohickey thing, and then the mainstream fashion stuff that the news just told us about.
	All right.
	2022 moments.
	Are we ready?
	Yes.
	I keep getting these toy box notifications.
	I got my kid a 3D printer.
	It's really hard to set up.
	It's a pain in the ass to get moving.
	But then once you do, it's endless hours of fun.
	Sick.
	And so I get notifications every time he makes something because it's on my app's on my phone, Jordan 1s he just made, and an articulated rock snake.
	Have you made any tools yet?
	Because sometimes if you need a little washer or something, you could just make a fucking washer.
	And it's exactly the quality of thing you need.
	Problem is, this is really kid-friendly.
	So the specs are not obvious to me.
	And I'm like, that was too small.
	I want to increase it and make it 16 millimeters.
	It doesn't say that on the thing.
	It's like, how big would you like it?
	This big or this big?
	Five or six.
	Yeah.
	You're like, no, I need the millimeters, bro.
	It's gumball machines.
	I'm so sick of fucking YouTubers and their nerdy.
	Can we beat up nerds again?
	Let's get back to beating up nerds.
	Revenge of the revenge of the nerds.
	Revenge of the bullies is what we need.
	Oh, it has ridges just like a quarter.
	And it works.
	This one's the toughest to crack.
	It's just a generic one on eBay.
	As you can see, locked with no candy.
	I put the plastic coin, turned the dial, and no problem, first try.
	We got a gumball.
	Well, a 3D printed quarter...
	Isn't that...
	Never mind.
	What?
	Illegal?
	Yeah, I guess not.
	We never did the side-by-side, by the way.
	There you go.
	This is what you wanted to get?
	This is what you get.
	It's a Wayfair version or whatever.
	Yeah, it's like Tinder.
	That looks cool.
	You just need the, what, the denim undershirt?
	I have a blue undershirt.
	It's a little too dark.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	You got to be a hunk if you're going to carry off a hunky suit.
	One of my favorite moments in 2022, of course, was the Cognitive Dissidence Tour.
	Oh, yes.
	It was.
	I was kind of nervous when Josh first pitched me the idea.
	And then I had this epiphany where I was like, we're probably not going to ever release this.
	I can say whatever the fuck I want.
	Racist jokes, Holocaust denial.
	No, I don't deny it, but we do make very rude jokes about it.
	Rape jokes, acting like a retard, mocking.
	It was like, you know, those signs we respect disabilities and all the water is life, love is love.
	We contradicted every single one of those.
	Anthony was worse than me, too.
	It was ruthless.
	Anthony was like, when we said, I'm not getting on a plane with a black pilot.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He goes, I don't want to even get on a plane with black flight attendants.
	That was pretty good.
	Josh talked about fucking retards.
	But it was really about, you know, mocking the left for their view of things.
	Like the Josh joke about fucking a retard is you did make a Victoria's Secret retarded, a Victoria's Secret model retarded.
	So you did tell us to fuck them.
	We don't want to, but okay.
	I'll give it a whirl.
	The object was to keep the dad from going out for a bag of ghouls.
	We just dropped the needle on a black joke.
	Fucking brutal.
	Fucking brutal.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, also, I got to talk about OJ.
	And you go, OJ, this is fucking ancient history.
	I don't know how many people are on Twitter.
	How many people have Twitter accounts?
	If you're not following OJ Simpson, the real OJ on Twitter, you're out of your fucking mind.
	This is one of the greatest accounts to follow.
	This guy is living the life of the world.
	That's where the cameraman forgot to shoot from the front of this.
	You might remember he killed a couple of people.
	Every time something happens, he gets on.
	He's like, Hello, Twitter World.
	It's yours truly.
	And he's got a beautiful blue sky behind him.
	He's in Florida.
	Yeah, there it is.
	He's in Florida.
	He's golfing.
	Leave it up to our fans to hold the phone up on his account.
	Look, like this?
	That girl's crazy.
	And he talks about things like decisions that the government makes.
	He's like, you know, my fantasy football team.
	I see where this joke goes.
	I don't remember.
	My receiver was out injured, and I just couldn't.
	And he goes through it and he goes, all right, well, take care.
	And then I go, all right, let me read the comments.
	The first comment is always like, Juice, you are awesome, man.
	What great insight on the game.
	I love it.
	And I just picture OJ going, this is wonderful.
	Let me look at another comment.
	You murdering fucking jig.
	Stepped over the line.
	All right, that's enough.
	You could zoom in on the security.
	I'm glad that paid off.
	Spade is great.
	Spade is too old.
	That's like grandpa.
	Shade is another grandpa one.
	Jig is like Gen Xers have never heard jig.
	We've heard nigg, but no jig.
	I came up with a funny joke.
	You know what a black weeaboo is?
	You know what a weeaboo is, right?
	A white guy obsessed with Japanese culture.
	Okay, I never heard that before.
	So a black weeaboo is a jigaboo.
	That's it.
	Dude, you have to know.
	This is why you were not on stage at the cognitive disaster.
	I actually was.
	Sort of.
	Literally with a mask on.
	Digital.
	Chicago was crazy.
	Banned three times, right?
	First venue.
	And again, every venue is like, fuck it, man.
	Tell them to do their worst.
	Okay, their worst is bombarding your entire staff and their family with digital media threats.
	No one actually does anything, but so we, that guy said yes, canceled.
	The next guy says yes, canceled.
	And then Ryan finds us a Legion, a Veteran of Foreign Wars venue.
	I think we paid them $1,800, probably the most they've ever made.
	And then we did it there at like midnight, where I'm already wasted.
	My goal with these things is to stay sober.
	That's the secret to stand-up comedy.
	Don't be wasted.
	But midnight?
	I mean, I got to have a life.
	Plus, people are buying me shots and stuff.
	Sorry.
	Got too wasted for that one.
	I don't remember actually much of McHenry.
	No, that one was a Was I funny?
	Yeah.
	Everybody was like it.
	I just had to turn up the volume because the people in the back were like coming towards the front.
	But everybody had a great time.
	I didn't hear many complaints.
	Cripdaddy was good.
	We're going to mention him later as Hero of the Year up there with Alex Stein.
	And then, of course, Rutherford canceled it.
	The police got involved.
	That's very Venezuelan.
	Makes me into Lenny Bruce.
	And the latest news on that is we gave them until their next council meeting to respond.
	They have not responded.
	I don't think they brought it up at the council meeting.
	They're hoping we just get bored.
	And I said to my lawyer, I'm not bored, are you?
	And he's like, nope, barely begun.
	So that's going full steam ahead.
	It'll be fun when we get the money to sort of, let's democratically decide who gets what.
	We'll probably get between 20 and 100 grand.
	Josh did a lot of the work.
	I think we'll take, you know what we should do?
	We'll use algebra.
	We'll take what we would have made if we did the show, and we'll make that whatever, 10x.
	And then if I'm, if, you know, if Josh would have made five grand, whatever, then that's 5x, you know what I'm saying?
	And then we'll just divide that proportionally.
	I'll have to take some money for myself for going through this shit, by the way.
	And obviously the lawyer will get the lion's share.
	But then we'll divide it up proportionally.
	That seems reasonable, right?
	Thanks, Tucker.
	Thanks, old pal, for talking about two separate news segments.
	Penn State made about Alex Stein.
	Rutherford made about Josh Denny.
	Thanks, pal.
	I think that's the end of our friendship, actually.
	I'm not really speaking to him again.
	All right.
	Ready for more?
	Oh, I. Next category, hottest bitch of 2022.
	This bitch is old as shit.
	She's got a kid.
	She was much hotter a long time ago.
	Her name is Nadziva Andrivenatolokonikova.
	Bless you.
	Dude, what is with your fucking language?
	Ever heard of Kim Smith?
	Anyway, she's still a smokeshow, even though she's old as shit and a mom.
	And this year, what happened?
	She met with the State Department to discuss free speech.
	We've always loved her.
	She did two years in prison for hooliganism and then totally exposed the corruption of the Russian prison system.
	Now, I know a lot of conservatives here go, oh, fuck her.
	She's this dumb feminist who protests religion and Christianity.
	You got to sort of put it in the lens of Russia.
	I don't know how the prisons function there.
	I don't know how much of a police state it is.
	I suspect very much more than here.
	And I appreciate someone who stands up to a totalitarian regime like the Russian government.
	That's impressive to me.
	I'm not impressed if you're fat and you have blue hair and you sit here and bitch about how horrible America is.
	But if you're in China, Iran, Russia, Venezuela, Cuba, and you start talking about free speech, you're in our good books.
	So despite her disgusting age, just kidding, despite her not being as hot as she was 12 years ago, when she was arrested, she's still a fucking wonderful smokeshow.
	Turn it up.
	Hopefully, this book can be useful for people who start thinking about art activism.
	Because what's good about art activism, even when you have only three or five people in your team and you don't have millions around you, you still can make an impactful message because art is something that can move people's hearts.
	Yes, so true.
	You know what's interesting about her too?
	She's an academic.
	She's published this reading list of like 150 books you must read.
	She's written tons of books.
	And then we have these fucking losers like that trainy Christine Abigilerdo, whatever her name is.
	You know, the dude who has his hair all over on one side.
	And he's meeting in front of Congress to talk about these various problems in the LGBT community.
	Meanwhile, he's like the king of fake news.
	He pushed the Andrew State Pizza Box bullshit.
	He said that that last shooting was all about homophobia.
	Forget the other fake news thing he's pushing.
	You know who I'm talking about?
	Calajandro Alabaggero or some bullshit?
	Yeah.
	That's our experts.
	That's our feminist academics compared to theirs.
	Poor show.
	Anyway, that's the hottest bitch of 2022.
	This pussy riot.
	Pussy riot.
	And speaking of Vivian Westwood, too, great aesthetics.
	Okay, maybe not that particular photograph.
	But all the other pictures, like the graphic design, the balance of colors.
	I hate this background, Ryan.
	It's high quality.
	You don't have a 2022 background?
	I have curtains.
	No, that's a marathon background.
	Come up with a 2022 background.
	Alright, you gotta give me a second.
	And you gotta show people that Calessandra Albajaniro.
	This is the trick you were talking about, right?
	I don't that's not her there, no.
	That's her on the right.
	Yes, that's him.
	Yes, that's him.
	But that's a really flattering picture of him with his hair straightened.
	He's more of a joke.
	See if you can find a more representational image.
	I don't like these people in control of their own image.
	What about this image?
	That's what I made.
	Let's look at what you made and what I made this morning.
	This is Vice Magazine in 1995 newsprint snowboarder raver garbage.
	Okay, so traditional.
	So terrible and unusable, embarrassing, bad for the brand.
	And then this is like Russian Academy Awards.
	This is early 2000s.
	That's not a good.
	Why are you going back 20 years in graphic design?
	Why not be modern?
	But what's good about modern?
	This sucks.
	Well, it's, uh...
	This is more like 70s-ish, isn't it?
	With the squares?
	Or like the 50s.
	50s?
	What?
	With the colored squares?
	This is a garbage fanzine that's for sale behind the cache at a record store.
	I don't want that.
	This is supposed to be a television show.
	It's got Vivian Westwood inspired.
	It's stampy.
	It's terrible.
	With the exposure.
	Everyone watching agrees with me.
	So go to mine again.
	Please write in.
	Mailbag at Sensor.
	Yeah, please do.
	How do I trust your fucking Google image search earth and then text?
	Yeah, that's all you have to do.
	It takes five minutes.
	This took me five minutes.
	I take a little pride in my work.
	Yeah, well, your work sucks.
	So you shouldn't take pride in that level of graphic design.
	It's corny and embarrassing.
	I mean, I'll pay for you to take a course in graphic design.
	Look at like, Vice Magazine still has the template that I set up years ago.
	Look up incubator.ca.
	I-N-K-U-B-A-T-O-R Inc.
	He's doing a pun with incubator.ca.
	I don't think he does graphic design anymore, but he's the guy I hired to do Vice, and he followed all my templates.
	Is that Incubator?
	Yeah.
	Incubator.ca?
	Yeah.
	See, that's graphic design, right?
	But wait, what specifically?
	100% of what you're looking at is fantastic.
	A lot of it's photography, right?
	Yeah, a lot of the bat person, the thing behind me is photography.
	Like, click on any page, any layout.
	I design those pages.
	Nice.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, what a tangent.
	So we'll keep that behind me.
	Funniest moment.
	So we've done the hottest pitch.
	Funniest moment.
	Put up the funniest moment card.
	Funniest moment.
	Our sales guy is one of the funniest.
	I think that was the funniest show we ever did.
	My brother wholeheartedly agrees.
	I think the sales guy's threatening to sue us now, which is good because that implies that he's real.
	He was such a fuck-up that I still don't know if he was sent to me from the prank gods to fuck with my brain.
	That's how bad he was.
	So just to be clear, we had this gold client, and he gave me the wrong URL.
	It was like Gavin loves gold or Gavin likes gold.
	It was the wrong URL.
	Someone bought that URL, so it's already a fuck up.
	They put an anti-Semitic cartoon of me on our client's fake URL, which we advertised, right?
	And then you got to see if you can move this over while I'm talking here.
	This space here should be the same as this space here.
	Do it in Photoshop if you have to.
	Live.
	And this went on for weeks and weeks.
	So our client, which is a great thing to say to all our other clients, hey, trust us with your name.
	We'll turn you into a Nazi site.
	Yeah.
	Still up.
	Still up.
	And he somehow works with these guys.
	And he says, oh, I sent them a better picture.
	A better picture.
	A better picture than the most famous anti-Semitic trope on earth?
	Yeah, I would imagine.
	You know what's a better picture than that?
	Diarrhea.
	A miscarriage.
	Anything.
	So calling him and trying to figure out how much of him was kidding.
	I'm at the point now where I've decided 0% of him was kidding.
	And he really did not think this was a major fuck up.
	And it was one of a bunch.
	And now I'm trying to figure out if he was collecting money from our clients and not paying us.
	We've got a new guy now going through this tangled web of wires and everything.
	But while I was talking to him, trying to figure that out, it was so frustrating.
	And it was such a major damage to, I don't know if we'll ever have sponsors again.
	It could be the end of that part of our business.
	So our sales guy, assuming he's legit, killed our sales department.
	That's how bad he is.
	He texted me recently and said, that's twice you called me a monkey.
	See you in court.
	What?
	Is that a metaphor?
	I don't use monkey as an insult.
	Yeah, that's much better.
	Do you have any of that particular episode?
	Oh, I sure do.
	We should tell people what it is, too.
	My brother was talking to his friend about how funny it is, and he was like, okay, do you really think, like, I think he said, just check out this episode if you don't think Gavin's funny or something, or it's not a funny show.
	And he goes, he did that on purpose.
	My brother's like, why did he do that on purpose?
	Because he wanted to show that anti-Semitic drawing.
	And this was an excuse.
	What?
	He would just show an anti-Semitic drawing.
	Just show it, yeah.
	It's like the whole Sam Hyde thing.
	He was sneaking swastikas into his show.
	Yeah, because we're all dying to sneak in swastikas.
	Ooh.
	Let us say the N-word.
	Nigger.
	That they signed up and deposited at betdsi.com with promo code GAVIN100.
	Get a $50.
	Wait a minute.
	Bubba and Hank's gift card?
	Oh, that was another mistake.
	I'm getting mad.
	This is what I'm seeing.
	I'm getting mad.
	I'm calling him.
	What?
	They don't exist.
	And they went like 10 months without paying.
	That doesn't mean you can't still get a gift card.
	What's his name again?
	It starts with a V. Yeah, but he might be on my phone.
	Yeah, here we go.
	Wait, do you want to...
	Bubba and Hanks?
	Like, this guy.
	Hey, Mr. McKinnis, how you doing, buddy?
	You're on the air.
	Hey, man, what's going on with this Bet DSI?
	They get a Bubba and Hanks gift card.
	I've got the Reads, Live Reads 10-13, 2022.
	Bet DSI live read ends with, use promo code GAV100 and get a $50 Bubba and Hanks card.
	Let me open up the document.
	That is.
	We'll save it some time.
	We're looking at it.
	Yeah, dude, this is a pattern with you.
	Like, Gavin loves gold.
	You got that URL wrong.
	We had that twice.
	Remember that?
	Gavin likes gold?
	Yeah, turn off the show.
	Turn off the show.
	I get to hear my drops.
	Okay.
	Okay, what's going on?
	Bubba and Hanks?
	You're cool.
	Didn't they bilk us out of like five grand?
	Actually, yeah.
	He died in January and then Hank totally fucked us.
	But I. Hold on one sec, dude.
	Oh, offense, but it sounds like some fucking commie fingers typed that.
	He's just billionaires, right?
	Hold on one sec, dude.
	I got so many documents open.
	I'm not trying to fuck with you.
	Well, maybe he's gay.
	You ever thought about it?
	I got so many documents open.
	How hard is it to see the last?
	The subject was sent at 6.54 p.m. today.
	Live reads.
	The subject is live reads 10.13, 2022.
	How could that be hard to find?
	I have it open all on one moment.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	everything wrong with that.
	Let's see what we're saying.
	Okay, let me go to Sent Items.
	He's on mute.
	I'm on mute.
	Fucking quiz!
	Like, this is...
	All you have to do is say, who generated the message?
	This is the workforce, ladies.
	It did not flub at all.
	This is what you want to be in.
	There was no fucking flub.
	I don't know how to reply.
	You're not doing a motherfucking flub.
	I've ever met in my entire life.
	You're not someone I want to piss off.
	How did you type it?
	I was quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's not.
	Anyway, let's stop.
	That's the thing.
	People can go look up that whole...
	We could put the whole clip on.
	No, no, they can find it if there's subscribers.
	Let's see.
	I don't want to play too much of old clips, but that went on, and I forgot about that part.
	So the Nazi thing was just one thing.
	He's also sending us Bubba and Hanks, where Bubba died, and Hanks fucked us over.
	That was episode 169 of the live show.
	169.
	Show people where it is, too.
	Can you show that?
	That's right in the beginning, basically.
	Oh, it's right at the beginning?
	Oh, yeah, because we're reading the sponsors.
	And the other thing when he goes, I didn't send you that.
	I didn't do that.
	And I'm like, but your computer, your computer sent me a message on its own?
	Remember that?
	You know, re-watching that, I'm like, are you a genius?
	You know you're a fuck-up when people are still months after your fuck-up going, are you the smartest person in the world or the dumbest person in the world?
	I'm glad that guy's out of my life anyway.
	Although we may see him in court if he sues us for what?
	Noticing his incompetence?
	So that was the funniest moment of 2022, as far as I'm concerned.
	That's the best episode.
	Biggest surprise of the year was obviously Ye going full Hitler.
	Kanye West changed his name to Ye.
	There's no surprise.
	Rappers do that all the time.
	Snoopy Dog Dog became Snoop and Lil Romeo became Romeo.
	But Ye saying, I like Hitler.
	And it started out like a lot of his stuff starts out with, you know, talking about slavery sure seems like a choice.
	And then people say, are you saying slavery is a choice?
	No, I said, dwelling on it.
	Okay.
	It sounds like you were getting towards slavery being a choice.
	That's normal, yay controversy.
	George Bush doesn't like black people.
	Taylor Swift doesn't deserve this award.
	That's normal levels.
	So when pressed, are you saying that we should get over Nazism and Jews should move on?
	Yeah.
	But you're not saying that Jews are responsible for everything wrong with America.
	Yeah, I am.
	Jews are trying to kill me.
	They're trying to suppress my voice.
	Okay, you mean a group that is predominantly, that has a lot of Jews in it.
	No, no, I'm talking about Jews.
	And then we go, when you say you like Hitler, you don't literally mean like Hitler.
	You just mean like you're open-minded and you can see the pros and the cons.
	And everyone's God's children.
	He's like, no, no, no.
	Like, that's what I loved about this controversy.
	Every time people gave him an out, he's like, no, thank you, and closed the door again.
	I don't want to get out.
	Hey, yay, as I asked him.
	Yeah, I understand the stereotypes and I'm not against noticing patterns.
	But when you meet a Jew, you start from scratch, right?
	Nope.
	That might have been the funniest moment of the show was his nope.
	Nope is a great word, isn't it?
	Sure is.
	It's like I'm not considering it.
	Nope.
	We need to make these things clear and more simplified.
	So I'm open to ideas, and I haven't defined that I'm running for office yet because that's what I'm being advised to do.
	Back to you.
	What are your policies on, say, abortion?
	Would you make abortion illegal?
	Anyway, all my policies are.
	Thanks so much.
	That was a fun interview.
	That will probably be my last celebrity interview.
	I can't get anyone on the show.
	I mean, I'll get Ariel Pink and stuff soon.
	I plan to do that.
	But as far as like major celebs, I will not be on Stossel or Tucker or anything mainstream ever again.
	And I will never get a mainstream normal guy ever again.
	I'm in the trash compactor of Star Wars, and I will only get people as they get thrown into the dumpster with me, which I'm fine with.
	I had a great run.
	I interviewed Curtis Mayfield in 1994 and have since been able to interview absolutely Anyone that popped into my mind.
	If I heard a good album, I would get an interview guaranteed.
	If I read a good book, not only would I get to interview the guy who wrote the book or the woman, I would hang out with them after.
	So I think, like, what has it been, 30 years of getting any interview I want?
	Good run.
	Good run.
	Runner up for the biggest surprise of 2022 has got to be John Fetterman getting elected.
	The Eagles are way better than the Eagles.
	Like, we know you guys are losers.
	Pete Buttigig doesn't surprise me.
	He's the worst transportation dude we've ever had.
	Look at transportation since he's been in charge.
	He takes, what, months off for paternity leave?
	We've got containers stuck in ports.
	We've got ships stranded.
	We've got Southwest Airlines with some antiquated software that they were told to update a million times.
	Pete Buttigig himself was warned about this antiquated airline software, and he's like, I don't know, whatever.
	I think it's important we focus on gay rights.
	So America's infrastructure falls as shit.
	I'm not surprised by Pete Buttigig.
	I'm not surprised by AOC.
	This one threw me and everyone watching this show for a loop.
	We cannot fucking believe you guys got this guy elected.
	More brain dead than Joe Biden, which is an accomplishment.
	As you got the Eagles one, I mean, it's retarded on so many levels.
	First of all, the Eagles are the Eagles.
	That's a pretty big one there.
	But the way his eyes go blee after he says that and the whole cadence of it, Eagles are way better.
	It sounds like someone's taking a record and just randomly moving their finger around it to fuck with the speed.
	And then his bug eyes.
	What are you on Adderall?
	I hope so, actually.
	That's your only chance of staying alive.
	It's like AOC with her bug eyes.
	These people are elected into offices they don't know how to manage and they have to take drugs to try to stay on board.
	But sometimes you're just accelerating.
	Garbage brain.
	Are you doing that?
	Yeah, it looks fun.
	Are so much better than needles.
	Yeah, that's my favorite part.
	Did you catch that?
	Those little googly eyes at the end.
	Do it again.
	I'm going to do a Zoom.
	That, like, I was in a stupor after that.
	Are so much better than needles.
	Googly eyes.
	He's so cute.
	It's sort of like you have a bad kid, right?
	You've got a son who's badly behaved and he skipped school and you even heard he took a knife and he stabbed some other kid's basketball.
	And you go, holy shit.
	And then you come home and you find out he's decapitated the family dog.
	And you're like, whoa.
	I knew you were a little fucked in the head, kid, but you murdered Leroy?
	What the fuck?
	That's how I felt with Fetterman.
	I was like, I get that you guys are retarded, but you literally elected a retard.
	What are you doing?
	Our guy wasn't great.
	That black dude we had, that affirmative action hire, he was pretty dumb talking about vampire movies and shit.
	I wasn't exactly Bologna.
	He was no Ben Carson.
	But wow, did you elect a weirdo?
	And I heard one explanation was the leftist media just hit all that shit.
	So they never saw him act like a complete fucking retard.
	Look at his crumpled up face.
	His face looks like it's a little pan puppet and it's deflated.
	You know what I mean?
	Or it was a mad ball and it ran out of air.
	He's crumpled up.
	I think his illegal alien wife just thinks this whole thing is a funny lark.
	Look at that.
	Mashed potato.
	I mean, he needs to be in a home.
	That's the other thing, too.
	This is abuse of the mentally handicapped.
	You say you respect disabilities.
	Why do you give them these incredibly complex jobs that they can't handle?
	All right, let's jump over to the green screen to discuss the gayest song of 2022.
	Now, this song isn't just gay, it's insidious.
	There's a thing that's going on with the gay community where I think they're mad we don't give a shit about them.
	When I was skiing there, I would see black people.
	There's like out of maybe 5,000 people, you see two black people occasionally.
	And they seem to have this like, yeah, I'm here.
	You got a problem with that?
	I know.
	You think I don't belong?
	You're like, dude, I do not give a billionth of a shit that a black person is on a ski hill.
	Best of luck to you, by the way.
	You guys are not known for your skiing.
	So I hope you have fun.
	You know who was at my ski resort this week?
	The black dude from TMZ.
	And I had a fancy steak dinner the first night.
	There he was right there, table to the right.
	Then the next night we had more of a silly fun night where we had nachos and stuff.
	There he was right there, five feet to the right.
	You know who I'm talking about?
	There's the sippy cup guy, and then there's the guy with the corny dreads that are like braids.
	He seems like a white mulatto chick.
	He's like Sway without the head thing.
	Yeah, and he's like bald, so the braids are few and far between.
	Never saw him on the slopes.
	He's not into interracial?
	But I feel like gays are the same way.
	Gays are like, oh, so you hate me, right?
	You don't want me to exist.
	Sorry.
	When I was 13, I was horrified by what you guys do.
	But you get over it.
	You become 18, you meet a bunch of gays, and you're like, okay, you do gross shit.
	Junkies do gross shit, too.
	I mean, I don't care.
	Hasidic Jews put their mouth over the boy's penis after he's circumcised.
	Lots of cultures do gross shit that I don't approve of, but I'm not getting involved.
	So anyway, this song is called Unholy.
	It's done by starring a dude, a German dude named Kim, who's, I guess, fully transitioned over into womanhood.
	Welcome aboard, Kim.
	And then Sam Smith, who is a disgusting fat homosexual who, exactly like Lizzo, has this whole like, you want to fuck me so bad, don't you?
	And you're like, yes, for $1 million, I'm dying to fuck you.
	And even then, I don't know.
	We're in my private jet, and I'm in the private jet that Sam Smith dick up my butt bought.
	I'll just pay for first class.
	Thanks.
	So this phenomenon, though, is very interesting, and it's a gay saboteur thing.
	I sent you an article from the New York Times, Ryan.
	It's from years ago, but the New York Times was pretending that the new hot thing with dads is on the way home from the baseball game or work or whatever, we go to a park and we fuck dudes because everyone is gay.
	That's not true.
	If there are dudes on the DL, they represent a billionth of 1% of the population.
	Gays who are not on the DL are 1% of the population.
	A sex stop on the way home.
	I think that I remember there being a picture for this.
	So this is all about a parking lot in Queens where gay dudes live.
	Those black dudes grew up without a father.
	And there was all kinds of weird shit going on with their babysitters and their cousins fucking them.
	And it's an over-sexualized culture where straight guys end up blowing each other, especially in prison.
	That's a whole other mess.
	And if you want to get into that, then please do.
	But the New York Times would never go near that.
	They want white heterosexual dads to secretly be fags.
	Why do they want that?
	Well, they want to sabotage the family.
	And this seems like a great way to do it.
	And they also want to normalize homosexuality.
	And a great way to do that is to say, your dad's a fag.
	So anyway, that's what unholy is about.
	It's a lie exactly like this New York Times piece where we all pretend that I'm gay.
	And the reason I'm bringing it up is because Sam Smith being sexy is comical.
	So this is your average gay dad.
	Oh, he's chivalrous, right?
	He's straight.
	Turn it up a bit.
	I can't hear.
	She said it's cold.
	Say hi to everybody, okay?
	Say hi to everybody.
	Like, hold on a sec.
	We all, you and me, we have, you know, I don't know, 10 friends.
	Over our lifetimes, we've had, what, a thousand acquaintances?
	We've had guys tell us crazy shit.
	I murdered someone.
	I used to deal heroin.
	I robbed a bank, blah, blah, blah.
	We've heard some crazy, I cheated on my wife.
	I had a kid with another family.
	We've heard some crazy secrets over the years.
	How many times has a good friend, and you're not homophobic, so you know, he knows you wouldn't freak out.
	How many times has a good friend been like, couldn't resist, but I got up to the old blowing.
	Yeah, on the way home, I was picking up the kids, and then I went and got a beach, and then I went and picked up my wife.
	Never o'clock.
	I definitely heard, like, in college, of one dude who blew a guy.
	Okay, I've heard of male junkies sometimes touching each other's flaccid penises.
	I remember at the age of 13, there were some weird goings-on, like people playing doctor type of stuff.
	But adult male married straights.
	Shut the fuck up.
	What a retarded lie.
	Gunshot
	Uh-oh.
	Oh no.
	So it's a condom from a gay bar.
	I guess the gay bar, it didn't occur to them that they're going to be getting their clients in trouble.
	There's a cool bar in Madison called Latigra where they don't have matchboxes because the owner assumed that everyone was having a fair meeting there.
	That's a dude, by the way, Kim.
	And there's Sam Smith being a tough mechanic.
	So I guess there are mechanics in the front, and then in the back, it's a gay bar.
	Look at this joke of a man.
	This song's going to be stuck in your head for weeks, and I apologize for that.
	To get this song out of your head, like all songs, to get out, you have to listen to Electric Avenue by Eddie Graham.
	Want some condom?
	Gross?
	All the shit you tell me to do.
	This is a gay fantasy, by the way.
	They love seducing straight against a jink.
	Probably because they're bored with fucking everything that moves.
	They want to challenge Your business clean Mommy don't know Daddy's getting hot At the body shop So Mommy Don't Know What Daddy Gets Up To at the Body Shop, I think is the chorus.
	Can you look up the actual lyrics?
	Look how fat he is.
	He's got a corset on.
	Is that a triple-breasted suit?
	That poor corset.
	You can see it sweating.
	I love all these hideous creatures being sexy like it's seductive.
	Like, stop.
	Go back.
	Like, that.
	Don't go back.
	But, like, you're a two.
	You're a three.
	You're a three.
	You're a two.
	You're a two.
	You're a four.
	So you have all these twos and threes.
	Like, I know you want this so bad.
	Mommy don't know all the unholy shit you and I get up to.
	So what does it say?
	Mommy don't.
	Read this.
	I can't really read that.
	The top line.
	Mommy don't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop doing something unholy.
	There we go.
	He lucky, lucky?
	Yeah.
	Ooh.
	You're comical.
	There's a funny guy.
	I discovered him last week, and I just recently learned that he, I think Glenmore or something is his name.
	And he wrote for Brass Eye and The Fast Show and all my favorite British comedies.
	And he's been relentlessly going after Sam Smith, or as he calls him, the Smiths.
	He tweeted out this one picture of, we found your scooter, sir, that was stolen.
	Would you like us to do it?
	And it's a picture of Sam Smith on a scooter, like with like a fur coat and no shirt on.
	And he just goes, burn it.
	But he got canceled for making fun of trans and a couple gays.
	And he's like, sorry, you can cancel me all you want.
	I need to make fun of this shit.
	So Sam Smith's a fun target.
	Doing something unheard of.
	Know your place.
	What are you?
	Couldn't a hunk like that, if he's going to cheat on his wife, get something half decent?
	I love coming to the body shop.
	That's a dude.
	A German dude.
	But yeah, covered in makeup and estrogen for 20 years.
	Decent.
	How many kids have watched this video?
	How many times has it been viewed, Ryan?
	95 million?
	95 million?
	Is that what you said?
	Yep.
	Great.
	Look at this.
	We have definitely got to bring back bullying.
	Look at him.
	Look at how proud he is of his body.
	Sam Smith and I both are about the same attractiveness.
	Would you like to see me in a corset licking my lips?
	Uh-oh.
	The wife is showing up.
	And he's dead?
	What happened?
	Oh, she likes it though.
	Or maybe she's dragged trans, whatever.
	We're in a weird world of fantasy.
	Cheat.
	Smile.
	Is this almost over?
	Wait, what?
	Did she turn into a little kid?
	Wait, go back.
	What the fuck just happened?
	So she stands there.
	She takes off her thing.
	Is she new?
	What the fuck is that?
	She's been a guy all along or something?
	Okay, so your husband's gay and I'm a dude.
	What?
	See, the gays don't have to have any point to their garbage art.
	They just go, I fucked your dad.
	Okay, congratulations.
	Congratulations.
	If you want to.
	You'll always be worried.
	Which brings us to our worst moment.
	Worst moment of 2022.
	By the way, this font I think is the Biden font.
	Barbosa?
	Barbosa.
	I watched Avatar last night and was reminded of that pathetic font choice they use.
	What's it called?
	Papyrus or something?
	SNL did a sketch about it, so it's pretty mainstream humor.
	That is the most ethnomasochistic movie I've ever seen.
	They go, at the end of it, the white people are sent back to their dying world.
	Wait a minute.
	So our world is in desperate need, in such desperate need of unobtainium that we're going to die without it?
	Let's kill the blue people and wreck their forest.
	Sorry, if it's going to save Earth.
	And then you have all these fucking traitors go join the blue people and start shooting at their own people.
	Shooting at whites dressed as blue people.
	Then they become blue people.
	Yeah, it's Jew propaganda.
	Yeah, James Cameron, the atheist Canadian's a real Jew.
	I think one of the problems with these atheists is they start missing religion and then they see Native Americans and they're like, oh, they're so in touch with the planet.
	They're so in touch with Earth.
	I want to be like them.
	That's James Cameron's ethnomasochistic white fantasy is to leave his race and go into the body of an American Indian and feel that incredible fry bread and diabetes and inability to break down alcohol.
	My wife was pretty funny, though.
	She looks over at me during the movie and she goes, ring any bells?
	But my indigenous family that I was watching it with didn't quite get my point.
	But I'm like, fuck these people.
	And I'm sorry, you got to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
	But if the earth has run out of resources and we have to go to this planet to get unobtainium, we got to get it.
	And it didn't look like there was that many Indians that were going to be displaced.
	We just had to move that one tree.
	And it looked like that one tribe had like, I don't know, 100 people in it.
	Sorry.
	100 people out of 100 strangers, literal aliens.
	100 aliens have to die to save 7 billion people or whatever we're up to by then.
	Yeah, do the math.
	Sorry, guys.
	Like, how many useless deaths were there in Afghanistan?
	Or Vietnam?
	Or fucking Iran?
	Contra.
	So, yeah.
	Sorry, Avatars.
	Have you seen the new one yet?
	No.
	Did you watch the old one or the new one?
	The old one.
	Oh, okay.
	This one's fucking four hours, isn't it?
	Who has four hours?
	I don't.
	I can't.
	I don't think I've watched a full Joe Rogan in like two years.
	Wow.
	Well, man.
	That's crazy.
	All right, so worst moment, it's got to be Drag Queen Story Hour.
	And the frustrating thing about It is, I feel like if we fucked up, we would go, Holy shit, that was embarrassing.
	We had a conservative drag queen thing, but we brought kids, and then they were flashing their genitalia and like gyrating and twerking on the ground.
	And then one of the kids was stripping.
	There would be like everyone would be fired, right?
	Like, think of conservatives when there's an N-word expose or a noose or something.
	Everyone's fired.
	It's scorched earth.
	But the worse this gets, the more it continues.
	And I think it's because we're pussies.
	Proud boys have been the only ones to show up at these things.
	And they don't hit anyone.
	They don't yell faggot.
	They just say, this isn't happening.
	Pretty simple.
	And it works.
	It works.
	But go back a couple years ago.
	We had Desmond is Amazing, that Montreal nine-year-old drag queen getting money in his pants at a New York fucking sex club at three in the morning.
	And I thought, all right, well, that's scandalous, but this is the last we'll hear of that.
	Keeps going.
	And their latest argument, we kept pushing the kid thing.
	They kept ignoring it.
	Amanda Marcott, who co-owns the store Latchkey in Philadelphia, named after an abandoned child.
	She's very pro-Drag Queen Story Hour, very suspicious, also childless.
	They ignored the pedophilia thing and said, no, no, you just hate drag queens.
	And we go, no, we've known about drag queens for a while now.
	It's the kids' shit.
	So now they go, okay, fine, it's the kids' shit.
	But you have hooters and you have kilts.
	You know that chain?
	It's called kilts and something?
	Where the women dress like sexy Scottish sluts?
	Then there's cheerleaders twerking and stuff.
	Yeah, we're not nuts about the cheerleaders twerking thing.
	That's usually black cheerleaders.
	And let's get into the kilts thing.
	Okay, those girls do look sexual.
	The restaurants are all ages.
	What percentage of those waitresses have been linked to pedophilia?
	Because last week, or maybe it was before the Christmas break, we brought up a site that lists 150 examples of trans people being linked to pedophilia.
	It's a wildly disproportionate number.
	We see it with Antifa too.
	We don't like it.
	Stop doing that.
	And at Hooters and stuff, they don't spread their legs.
	They don't fucking twerk.
	They don't show up without underwear on.
	Remember that dude who said, I forgot my underwear?
	It was perfectly normal.
	So they're sexual.
	They're sexy and they're sexual.
	Drag queens are sexual.
	And again, no one gives a fuck what adults do.
	So that's still going strong.
	And the Republican response seems to be, well, we'll go to Kurt Cameron's thing.
	They just did this up in Westchester where Kurt Cameron did a reading at a library and like 2,000 people showed up.
	That's great and everything.
	But I hate all this.
	Like, we won't stop them from doing their thing.
	We'll just do our thing more.
	No, we'll stop them from doing their thing.
	No kids at Drag Queen Story Hour.
	The end.
	Biggest hero.
	We're ready for the biggest hero.
	Biggest hero of 2022 in my mind?
	Ryan Rivera.
	Yeah.
	He's my go-to guy.
	Like, if I wake up with the terrors in the middle of the night and I start panicking and worrying about cancer and my kids and suing and blah, I just think of Ryan and how I want to be like him one day, and I just feel subsumed with tranquility.
	Coolest guy in the world.
	Best hair.
	Look at how cool his hair is.
	It's like kind of over one eye and stuff.
	He's wearing some random hat he found from my Christmas card two years ago.
	He doesn't even know what the fuck's on his head.
	Oh, it's cool.
	Fonzarelli mustache.
	I'm riding a motorcycle.
	Yep, that's clear.
	That's clear.
	No, Libs of TikTok.
	Libs of TikTok, Chaya Ratchik.
	I totally scared her away by liking her too much when she came on the show.
	She has not responded to any messages since.
	Come with me, friends!
	She just revealed herself on Tucker.
	Perfect level of sexiness, too.
	Not too much.
	Not too little.
	very approachably hot.
	To tackle some of these issues.
	And I think I've done all I can.
	And I am ready for the next step.
	I get people.
	So this is her explaining.
	You can just cut out the audio.
	She's explaining why she's no longer anonymous.
	Yes, there's death threats and everything, but I'm going to be doxed soon anyway.
	And I want to go do talks and stuff.
	She's a relentless fighter.
	I don't know if she's a mom.
	She sure acts like it.
	And what has Libs of TikTok done?
	It has used their own words against them.
	There is basically zero editorializing.
	She just shows you what they did.
	And they lie.
	They say, no, no, no, she's done much worse than that.
	She led to bomb threats.
	The hospital got bomb threats.
	Well, the hospital was chopping young girls' tits off.
	So yeah, I'm sure a few psychos went too far.
	And by the way, Chaya and her people offered a $10,000 reward for evidence of these death threats, or sorry, help pursuing these people, which the media didn't advertise.
	So they could have helped find these bomb threat dudes, but they didn't because they don't like that Chaya is against the bomb threats.
	They want to make her culpable and make her want them.
	That's their goal, to make it look like she wants gays bombed.
	So what a fucking hero.
	Runner-up for hero of the year, I would say, is Matt Walsh.
	What a hardworking dude.
	Really deep investigative look at the whole trans thing.
	It's the biggest scourge with the country right now.
	It has nothing to do with homosexuality or homophobia.
	Make no mistake, this latest wave of trans shit is anti-family.
	And as we know, destroying the family is the core tenet of the radical left.
	If they can make your dad gay at the body shop, if they can destroy your children, if they can separate you from your children by saying you can be whatever you want to be at school, we won't tell the parents.
	We'll raise your kid.
	The state will raise your kid.
	So great work from Matt.
	All right.
	Well, we all like to use our imagination.
	We all like to use our imagination here.
	Oh, shit.
	It's actually pretty good.
	Matt Walsh, if he was more generous, he would give Ben Shapiro at least some of his voice.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know, we were looking at the.
	Wait, what is it?
	Not a boy.
	Not a boy who pretends to be a girl.
	You sound like a dude without a New York accent, but you have like the gristle of a guy with a New York accent.
	And I'm Matt Walsh.
	It's not bad.
	That's not bad.
	I tried it before, and it was terrible.
	Ben Shapiro, if you're watching, please scream for two hours before you start your show.
	Just yell.
	Your voice sucks.
	Which brings us to most clown worldly.
	We got a few here.
	I would say Alex Jones, who was 99% sure wrong about Sandy Hook, right?
	I grew up to 99.8.
	I want to leave a possibility for anything to be true.
	He didn't say go harass the parents.
	He just was under the impression that Sandy Hook didn't happen.
	Looks like he was wrong.
	Okay.
	Lots of people who have been talking non-stop, by the way.
	Like Alex's shows are what, five hours a fucking day?
	He's been going hard since the early 90s when he had cable access in Austin.
	So yeah, over a trillion hours of content, you're going to get something wrong.
	His punishment for that, it keeps going up.
	It was 10 billion when we first, no, it was 4 billion when we first reported on it.
	Then it was 10 billion.
	I believe it's up to $2.87 trillion now for being wrong.
	What about CNN and their weapons of mass destruction?
	Is that wrong?
	What about COVID?
	What about the mask?
	What about the vaccine?
	How many fucking times has the left been wrong?
	And they keep getting away with it again and again and again.
	What about Fast and Furious, Obama sending guns down to Mexico to give guns a bad name?
	Check out Katie Pavlich's book, Fast and Furious.
	All well documented.
	What about the dossier?
	The Russian dossier, the Christopher Steele dossier?
	What about the fact that Trump's entire campaign was spied on?
	Should they be sued for that?
	What a fucking joke.
	The good news, though, I don't know what you're showing there, Ryan.
	Some random dude?
	What is that?
	Oh, it's about the trial.
	He's coming to the trial.
	Turn it up.
	And I'll give it to Whole Foods, and I'll give it to GNC and others.
	They've got the same stuff.
	There's all sorts of crap you can buy at a gas station out there.
	That's not what ours is.
	And we buy our PQQ.
	What's that got to do with anything?
	That's another thing.
	I heard that HBO thing, This Place Rules.
	Totally biased.
	We're all dumb, queuing on.
	Alex Jones doesn't believe a word he's saying.
	He's just trying to sell supplements.
	That's the message of the movie, which we knew it was.
	If it's on HBO, we knew it was going there.
	But the good news about the Alex Jones thing, stop showing that guy pissing me off, is that it red-pilled a lot of people.
	Like you see James Fields, right, in Charlottesville.
	He hits some liberal who goes there to kick Nazi ass, and he gets life plus 430 years.
	Then you read in the paper about some dude who shot his wife, his girlfriend, and their kid, and he's getting like 15, and you go, something's up here.
	This doesn't make any sense.
	So good.
	Alex has to be a martyr for this.
	He's just going to declare bankruptcy, as we all would.
	But I'm glad.
	I'm glad that happened.
	I love Alex, but people have to see how absurd the biased is in our justice system.
	Runners up for most clown worldly was number two, Taylor Lorenz, crying because it's so hard being her and she might get doxxed.
	Look at this joke.
	Dudes don't look like, you don't look like us.
	You look like a girl dressed up as a man for Halloween.
	We do our top button.
	Your stupid little shoes don't work.
	Your fucking earplugs, you're a joke.
	That's what a woman looks like.
	Condescending journalist C-word deserves a rope.
	Obviously, I'm a person of color.
	Obviously, there's a reference to a noose.
	Are you getting messages like these?
	Yep.
	Hey, nice job on that story.
	You soulless effing.
	Then also, you'll see there's many people that are tweeting.
	So she's getting hate mail.
	You know what she did?
	Before any of the Libs of TikTok stuff, she outed Pamela Geller's children.
	They had a podcast.
	She outed them, said they are the children.
	They're the daughters of Pamela Geller, who's a virulent anti-Muslim activist, which she is.
	God bless her cotton socks.
	We just had another attack in Times Square on New Year's Eve from some radicalized white kid from Maine.
	So good.
	She outed those kids, and then they needed round-the-clock protection.
	That's Taylor Lorenz, who comes from huge money.
	And you'll notice she's ungoogle-able because her grandfather is part of the Wayback Machine crew who can erase whatever she wants.
	So she outs these people.
	She outs Chaya, gets her life threatened, goes to her door.
	And then her takeaway is, I get death threats.
	Bitch, you want to see death threats?
	You may want to check my fucking email.
	And I've been getting them for a long ass time.
	Anyway, go back to her.
	That's pretty cool, isn't it?
	No, this is Art Deco.
	What's the matter with Art Deco?
	Art Deco is widely known to everyone in graphic design as the worst time in graphics history.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Are you impressed by fancy trains in the 20s?
	Yeah.
	Well, you're the only one.
	The 20s ruled.
	Yeah, the roaring 20s.
	Hi there, Charlie.
	Everybody who's named Charlie is great.
	So please get rid of that hideous thing.
	But I want to see her cry.
	You know, here's, these are Taylor Lorenz's single social tie.
	I had severe PTSD from this.
	Severe dog jowl.
	You do this for a living.
	Contemplated suicide.
	It got really bad.
	You feel like any little piece of information will be used by the worst people on the internet to destroy your life.
	And it's so isolating and terrifying.
	It's horrifying.
	That's enough for that lunatic.
	And this is what she does for a living.
	And then you know what she did?
	She went on to attack that woman, that interviewer.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Because that went viral.
	We all loved it.
	It was Clown World 2022.
	But how is it the interviewer's fault?
	All right.
	Ready?
	Yeah.
	Funniest dude of 2022.
	Alex Stein.
	Alex Stein has been relentlessly delivering.
	I heard he just bombed in Dallas, Texas, actually.
	I don't care.
	We all bomb.
	He had an ambitious idea for a comedy show.
	I heard it didn't go well.
	But everything else, just like boom, boom, boom, out of the park.
	There's a backlash against him now with Ethan Ralph and some other people, but that's inevitable when you just keep nailing it.
	I mean, there was the town halls that were great.
	My wife's boyfriend, remember all that shit?
	That was just the beginning.
	Now we got Charlie Kirk getting attacked.
	I saw a weird theory that said that fucking...
	Yeah.
	And I was like, what?
	It didn't.
	That's not how it came across at all.
	That's not a thing.
	How funny would that be if it was like an inside thing where it's like, it's going to be funny.
	We're going to get the guy.
	It's going to be viral.
	And the black chick who doesn't know anything, she just assaults him.
	And they're just like, yeah.
	And they're like, oh, shit.
	We thought you weren't coming till four.
	It was six.
	We thought you'd be late.
	He's the gift that keeps on giving.
	He's the least boring guy.
	I mean, he's fucked up my life.
	He turned Penn State into a catastrophe by going out there and dancing amongst the revelers, getting spat on.
	He stole my friend N. Coulter.
	But I love the guy.
	He's, you know, when you get older, you're like, who's going to take the torch?
	I'm on the back nine.
	And then you see Alex Steingrab and you're like, okay, good.
	I can sleep at night.
	The next generation is exciting.
	Look at this.
	Whoa.
	What a weird way to run.
	What a weird thing to wear.
	What are you, half soccer player, half security guard?
	Alex, that was...
	That was fearless.
	That was not hilarious.
	That was nuts, man.
	I'm not scared.
	Well, I got his laugh down, this Tim Pool fella.
	And I knew it was him.
	One James, two mics.
	Now I know how Dave was.
	Hey guys, Luke Rakowski here with the best political shirt.
	Don't forget to like and subscribe.
	Runner-up for funniest dude of 2022 is Crip Daddy, of course.
	Crip, strip him of his crippledness, which is really very much more crippled than I thought when I saw him in person.
	Like, those hands are fucking bent.
	His show rules, his tweets are awesome, but he's banned from Twitter now.
	That's right.
	I think he's got a new one.
	Do you know what put him over the edge?
	Quatt?
	No, I'm asking.
	Oh, no, I don't.
	Probably N. He's just, like, this is very different from Alex.
	Alex's actual jokes, he's not really funny on stage, meh.
	It's just his hijinks are fucking hilarious and the opposite of boring.
	Cryptaddy's kind of the reverse.
	He doesn't really have any hijinks.
	He can't move.
	But his jokes are very well crafted.
	If he was a carpenter, he could make those sort of interlocking Japanese cabinets.
	Like he's really good at comedy.
	He said, yeah, I had to be.
	No one's going to fuck me because of my body.
	If I'm a dud.
	I'm fucked.
	All right.
	Moving right along.
	This episode's a lot longer than I intended.
	Let's see if I can plug his new Twitter, right?
	See if people could follow them.
	Okay.
	I think it's Crip Death or something like that.
	Death Crips.
	Did you blow out the contrast of this thing behind me?
	Oh, I think so, yeah.
	Why'd you do that?
	That's my bad.
	Why did you do that?
	I don't know.
	You don't know.
	Blow it out?
	So I send you something.
	Oh, I edited it because I had this.
	So I wanted to make that look as good as possible, which would be a little more blown up than this.
	But there we go.
	Perfect.
	Okay.
	Better than ever, actually.
	So it's Death Crips.
	Yes.
	At Death Crips with 2.
	How many followers does he have?
	He's only got 3,000 now.
	I wonder if this hurts him as advertising.
	Oh, is that DiCaprio saying I'm not leaving?
	Let's get to down to what really matters, which is my favorite moment of 2022.
	You're probably not going to agree with it, and I wish I could get her back, but I just loved having Linda on the show.
	If it was up to me, she'd be sitting right here every episode.
	She's a gift.
	I see her occasionally.
	I don't know if she's homeless.
	I think she lives at a hotel nearby.
	I tried getting her back.
	I almost bullied her once because I saw her on the street.
	I was like, get in the car.
	We're going to the show.
	She's like, oh, I have some things I have to take care of.
	So, but I'm really busy, really busy.
	So there's that.
	So, and I realized that time, even when I was sort of almost forcing her in the car, that if I can't get her with that kind of tough talk, we're never getting her again.
	I think one of her handlers said, yeah, they're making fun of you or something.
	Which we're not.
	We're not.
	But yeah, do you have any clips of Linda, my favorite guest of all time?
	This is a minute long of just pure gold.
	So you don't actually have this food.
	You just look at it.
	Yes, I was in a hurry.
	I had a rush.
	Do you live alone?
	Yes.
	We don't give it...
	And in New York State, but listen, you can swipe things offline, but it might not really go to print and be seen as advertising in public.
	It might be done in the office, yes, but you don't know how much of it really goes to print in the magazine.
	You see it in the subway, you know, some advertising.
	It might not ever get there.
	You know, it might not ever reach that magazine or something, you know, the images off of the internet.
	But it's something to work with, you know.
	Can I have the player arm, please?
	That's enough.
	What episode is that so people can revisit?
	Do you know what she's talking about there?
	No.
	If you go to Google Image, you can see a bunch of images.
	Like, if you put an elephant, you'll get a bunch of elephants.
	Now, you might be able to use those.
	I don't know if they're going to make it to a magazine.
	She's not getting into copyright or anything like that.
	She's just fascinated that there's pictures.
	And she'll send me pictures.
	If I could show you our text.
	She's actually slowed down recently, but it'll be like a low-res, terrible picture of a Labrador.
	A low-res, terrible picture of, like, a car, a normal, I don't even know, a Nissan Fox.
	Like a garbage, whatever car, a secretary mobile.
	And then just emojis.
	And a train is a common emoji for her.
	A policeman.
	A mailbox.
	When I first got it, I fucking panicked.
	Because my son was walking home and it was a little boy, like, and then a train track.
	And I was like, is someone telling me they're about to kill my kid?
	And then it was, oh, it's Linda.
	And I used to say, you say, Linda, crazy chick.
	But one time I was showing her something.
	So now it says, Linda, super intelligent woman.
	Just in case I have to show it to anyone when she's around.
	That is from season four, episode 143.
	Frankly.
	You're never going to see her again, folks.
	And her non sequiturs are just...
	You like restaurants?
	Go to different restaurants.
	Lots of various restaurants.
	Yeah, I like food.
	You know, like every single person that's ever been born.
	And then this was one of my favorite moments, too.
	I can't believe this was still within 2022.
	Was the buying the Jaguar.
	Let's show some of that, shall we?
	Should we make this episode free?
	Oh, that seems like a neat idea.
	That would justify showing all these old clips.
	Well, that's what makes this car inoperable.
	What do you mean inoperable?
	Get rid of me.
	Because it's a Jaguar, they had special glass and everything else.
	I mean, it's...
	It'd be impossible.
	So if you think about it, because you need this headlight to drive, especially with all the rules and regulations out on the United States highways, without this, you can't drive the car.
	But I thought you knew that.
	I thought you were just going to have it at your house, kind of like your triumph motorcycles just for display.
	I was thinking it was the same thing.
	There's nothing we could do.
	Gavin, there's nothing we could do about it.
	I got a plan.
	Oh, my God.
	If you would just listen.
	I have no idea what he's doing out there.
	Just let him play around.
	Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
	I know the headlight's broken, but we can.
	We get the other.
	And these, these, you'll see, you'll see, you'll see.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Okay, I think we're done.
	Let's hope that they don't reject the donor's organs here.
	I still don't understand what you were trying to do.
	You can't use an older headlight in this newer Jaguar.
	Oh, really?
	Turn the engine, Chris.
	Turn the ignition on, and we can test.
	I'll entertain.
	I'll flip it on.
	We'll see if it even works.
	Okay.
	We have a winner, boys.
	We have a winner.
	Let's see the price.
	Let's see the price.
	Oh my God!
	Yes!
	We did it!
	Yes!
	Our master.
	My God.
	Yes!
	Who did it?
	Who did it?
	Yeah!
	No!
	Yeah.
	Oh, that was funny.
	Also, I can't believe this didn't make the list here.
	My fake arrest.
	Oh, yeah.
	I never said the FBI picked me up.
	All I did was stand up and say, can we talk about this later?
	And then I went shopping in Paris and sailing in Marseille and came home and everyone was mad.
	In fact, do you remember the little nuggets you left people, like the viewers, that were like, oh, oh, cut that part out.
	You're talking about a gun in the studio.
	And you're like, oh, you got to cut that part out.
	Yeah, well, I don't like peeling back the curtain too much, but there was many clues before the day.
	Owen Benjamin wrecked the game by saying it was immoral.
	Yes, it's immoral if I collect money.
	People were worried.
	That's not a thing.
	I don't, dude, I live worried.
	All my friends are in jail or going to jail.
	So, yeah.
	Welcome to my world.
	Worried.
	But yeah, that was a lot of fun.
	I thought that was very effective.
	And I revealed the left's burning lust for me to suffer.
	And not just me, you.
	You'll notice every time they do one of these things, like someone's getting arrested, they go, oh, you're having a lot of fun in jail with Bubba.
	Remember that there was something about that Andrew Tate?
	He's going to see what sex trafficking is like right up his ass.
	And you're like, I thought you guys hated rape jokes.
	Oh, you like it when it's a conservative going to prison.
	Okay.
	And that guy could fuck Bubba up unless he's really well.
	Yeah, yeah, good point.
	No one's raping Andrew Tate anytime soon.
	So that was a big one.
	That trip was very expensive to Paris.
	Probably cost me about 25 grand with flights and hotels.
	There's five of us.
	But we lost hundreds of subs.
	I lost $30,000 just that year from that shenanigan.
	So that makes my trip to Paris $55,000.
	Painful.
	I hope everyone who enjoyed that bit enjoyed it because it cost me $30,000 at least.
	That's just that year.
	Like you lose a sub.
	Are you losing that sub for that year?
	Or what if they had stayed with you for 10 years?
	It could be 300,000 I lost.
	That's how devoted I am to this cause, to the art.
	I'm like the fucking the KLF who burned a million pounds.
	I'll burn $300,000 just to make it interesting.
	Let's jump ahead to best Sylvia moments of the year.
	She's an elderly lady we have come in on the Thursday night live show.
	I've decided this is going to be free, by the way, so that's why I'm explaining context, over-explaining context.
	Plus, you can give this to your friends and say, you guys should sign up.
	2023 is going to be awesome, and I can't pretend to get arrested anymore.
	But she's just a godsend.
	I asked you to get some clips here.
	Did you have a bunch of little ones or just one good one?
	I got three good ones.
	All right, let's see what Sylvia has to say.
	Oh, I couldn't remember earlier.
	More than a friend.
	That thing.
	Black lives matter.
	Hold on, caller.
	Sylvia has something to say.
	Black lives matter.
	That's a bullshit thing.
	I was in New Rochelle Hospital.
	A technician, I said to him, oh, black lives matter?
	White lives don't matter.
	In God's eyes, all lives matter.
	He shot me a dirty look.
	That was his answer to me.
	Thank you for that, Sylvia.
	Go ahead, Carla.
	That's a good one.
	That's one of the, you know, she's weirdly kind of racist sometimes, but all her husbands have been black and Puerto Rican.
	I think she's one of those, I hate ends, but I love black people kind of thing.
	Hey, Syl, do you get turned on when you see a guy get in a fight for some, for a sense of honor, whether he's defending a woman or defending himself?
	Yeah, I like that.
	Does that make you horny?
	I get turned on, but I appreciate it.
	Does it make your pussy wet?
	So when a man defends your honor, like if you're out with a guy and some other guy tries to hit on you and your man steps up and tells him, hey, that's my girl, back off.
	And they get into little fisticuffs.
	How do you feel about that?
	I like it.
	Love it.
	Amazing.
	It's amazing.
	Can you say amazing?
	That's what a man's supposed to do.
	There you go.
	Sylv, can you say amazing?
	Amazing.
	Amazing.
	I don't mean amazing grace either.
	All right, last Sylvia clip.
	And there's so many.
	There's so many.
	It's just one.
	She's every Thursday, unless she's sick.
	I had a dead cat in my neighbor's yard.
	My neighbor, my old neighbor, was such an absolute cock, and he wouldn't look at me, and I'd smile, and he'd just frown, I guess, because he hated racism.
	You know what's amazing about you?
	You have so much animal instinct in you, and yet you kill a poor innocent cat.
	Wait, I didn't kill a cat.
	Oh, who did it?
	Your mother?
	No, Raymond, I'm reading a letter we got.
	Can you not see the screen?
	It's a $50 donation to the Max and John Fund, where the guy killed a cat.
	I ain't killed no cat.
	You just got done saying you took a knife and you killed the cat.
	A knife?
	Yeah.
	No, I'm reading a letter from a guy who shot a cat, Sylvia.
	I ain't killed no cat.
	I got time with a knife.
	The cat was at the door.
	It annoyed you, and boom.
	This is the second time this has happened to me in my life.
	That was funny.
	We're coming to the end here, folks.
	We'll do some letters.
	Most popular stolen clips.
	Now, as you know, I can't advertise this show, so I actually don't mind if people steal clips from the show as long as they keep them to the five to seven minute range.
	If you start putting up entire episodes, we're going to shut you down.
	It's a copyright violation.
	But sneaking little bits is advertising.
	So I actually appreciate Clip Clipperson and Pierre Delecto.
	What's his name?
	Clip Clipperson's our guy.
	That's our official Clip channel.
	Pierre Delecto.
	Well, don't say that, Ryan.
	Now he's in jeopardy, you moron.
	Oh.
	Why would he be in jeopardy?
	Because I'm banned from YouTube.
	The only reason we're on YouTube is because I think the fat, tranny nerds there think that I hate that they're stealing my footage.
	So they're like, haha, bitch.
	We're fucking you.
	This was funny.
	This was the time.
	I think you got to go to the timestamp.
	Oh, no, no, no, that's not it.
	Wait a minute.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	I don't know.
	Oh, I didn't number any of these, did I?
	You're at the second one.
	Right?
	Well, you might as well go to it now.
	So whoopie having to apologize.
	Remember this clip?
	She said Charlie Kirk and Turning Point had a bunch of Nazis outside because they are Nazis.
	And then you could tell that her lawyer said, you got to fucking...
	And Turning Point, they're not Nazis.
	So just get, well, after the commercial break, just apologize for that.
	And then she does it again and just apologized twice in the same show because during her apology, she says, well, they have the same thought process as Nazis.
	What?
	And what's this first one?
	They say that DeSantis called Nazis good people?
	DeSantis could take his place, and that's just as bad.
	I mean, there was this turn, what do you call it, this turning point conference with all the smoke?
	What are they, smoking something down there?
	Or it's like, whatever.
	Anyway.
	What?
	What?
	That sucked.
	Keep going.
	They were out there, Neo-Nazis were in the front of turning, out there, in front of the conference, with anti-Semitic slurs.
	And the Nazi swastika and a picture of a so-called Jewish person with exaggerated features, just like Goebbels did in the Hitler during the Third Reich.
	It's the same thing, right out of that same playbook.
	Okay, and DeSantis did not say anything about it.
	Nothing.
	So it's his sort of his rendition of Good People on Both Sides.
	Same idea.
	So why trade a headache for an upset stomach?
	Because that's what's going to happen if they get rid of Trump and put him in.
	It's the same thing.
	I do like that.
	Why trade a headache for an upset stomach?
	They like sayings.
	They enjoy their sayings.
	Your headache hurts.
	Stomach hurts.
	First of all, we talked about those people yesterday.
	They were clearly feds.
	Secondly, Turning Point and Ron DeSantis might not have even known they were there, but they definitely did not embrace them or accept them, which, of course, it's retarded.
	Nobody does.
	Nobody goes, you know, you got to give some Nazis a break.
	Some of them are actually really cool.
	Nobody says that.
	But it's an allegation that happens again and again.
	Look at this next example where they're forced to read a legal note saying, oh, we fucked up.
	And then Whoopi makes it worse.
	Oh, I've got a legal note.
	The conservative group.
	Sonny normally does this, but I know, I know.
	This is our knockoff lawyer.
	The conservative group, Turning Point USA, has condemned the group of neo-Nazis and said they have nothing to do with the organization.
	But you let them in.
	You let them in and you knew what they were.
	So you are complicit.
	We'll be right back.
	Sounds like you got to read another note.
	Yeah, sure does.
	Like, you let them in.
	Hey, Nazis, come on in.
	We have a special Nazi section here.
	You can sit down.
	If you want to Zeek Heil, we just ask, please, not to Zeek Heil when the people are talking because it blocks the view.
	Now someone's going to freeze me, Zeekeil.
	Oh, funny enough, after the break.
	Yeah.
	I want to make a quick clarification about the neo-Nazis at the turning point event.
	They were outside protesters.
	My point was more metaphorical.
	You embrace them at your thing.
	I'm not.
	How did they embrace them?
	How?
	Can you imagine being a lawyer who works at The View?
	You just be like.
	I need you to read a legal note saying that they were outside and they weren't invited in.
	No, they were out.
	I need you to read a legal note saying you don't condone the Nazis.
	Turning Point USA doesn't condone Nazis.
	Please, because they don't, and we're going to get sued.
	Tell them not to add that.
	They got a lot of money.
	Tell them not to go off script, too.
	No problem.
	Turning point disavows Nazis.
	And then Whoopee pipes in.
	But they let them into places and they treat them great and they know what they're about and they accept it.
	Hey, I got to get Whoopee's earpiece.
	Whoopie, hello?
	Hello?
	Yeah, what is it, Don?
	They didn't let them in.
	I had you read the first legal note for a reason.
	Stop trying to pin Nazis on turning point or we're going to get sued.
	It's not true.
	Okay, I'll say it was a metaphor.
	No, no, don't.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Oh, fuck.
	So then when she says the metaphor, I guarantee you, her priest was ringing again, going, don't even say it was a metaphor.
	Make it clear they did not come in the fucking building.
	Don, how small can we make shock collar technology?
	Could it be earpiece size?
	Can you make a shock necklace?
	This comes 10 days after the No, you're not done.
	You've got to go back, Ryan.
	Pardon me.
	She wasn't done.
	They were not in the building.
	No, but you know what?
	If the so-called Antifa, who are anti-fascist, that's what Antifa is fans, would go there and protest, then Antifa would get a bad reputation.
	Stop.
	That's what when I hear that Antifa.
	What the fuck does that mean?
	So the Nazis showed up, and again, they were feds, at a turning point event, and they got a bad reputation, yeah, because of World War II and the Holocaust, so that's bad.
	But then she says, if Antifa showed up, oh, does she mean to fight the Nazis?
	Or does she mean instead of the Nazis?
	I don't even think she knows what the fuck she's talking about.
	And because they have to keep the ball rolling, when someone says a non-sequitur like that, no one goes, wait, what?
	What are you talking about?
	The way we would on this show?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	If anti-fascists were there, they would have gotten a bad rap for what?
	Fighting Nazis?
	It would be the only time they've ever fought legit Nazis.
	That's why they weren't there.
	It's off-brand.
	And Tifa is up there.
	Right, but that's not, but let me just make sure that everybody, because you know, misunderstanding what people say is very big.
	That's you.
	Misunderstanding.
	Yeah, but see that?
	She's had a second earpiece message.
	While Joy was talking, he said, don't even say metaphorically.
	You got to step back on this, Whoopee, seriously.
	So behind her Play-Doh hair, you think there's a little earpiece message?
	Absolutely.
	There has to be.
	Or they'd be bankrupt.
	Yeah.
	So we want to make sure I know they were not in the building, but they were at the thing.
	You know how badly you're going to want to go protest as a neo-Nazi to go stand outside in Florida in the end of the day.
	This show is amazing.
	You know what?
	At least that's a point.
	It's a silly joke.
	It's not very good.
	I mean, the view should be called middle-aged women should not be discussing politics.
	It sounds like you and I doing a car show.
	It should be called the boo.
	Maybe we shouldn't be doing a show show.
	And then this was also popular.
	Joan Donovan from the Harvard Shorentine Center.
	She is Jabba the Hutt's wife, and she has ruined Harvard's name.
	So Harvard has a think tank called the Chorentine Center.
	They hired her because she was a big anarchist activist with Occupy Wall Street.
	She then became much more radical, and now she's hired all of her stupid bitch Antifa friends to infiltrate the Shorentine Center, and now it's just garbage.
	It's just hackers and doxers, and they harass conservatives, and that's all they do.
	Is that any of these?
	Because that was the same view clip in the link.
	Really?
	It was.
	One of them's time coded, one of them's not.
	Ah, shoot.
	Poop Magoop.
	I tried to search it straight out.
	Well, just look up Pierre Delecto, most popular videos, and you'll see that.
	Let's see.
	Most popular videos, Kate Jim Carrey.
	That was one of the kids.
	There she is.
	Professor?
	Damn.
	I saw in the comments people were like, I'll never forgive you for what you did to Boba Fett or whatever.
	On solo, yeah.
	On solo.
	Could this person possibly be looking for revenge?
	It was chosen because it was convenient.
	Penn State was chosen because student organizers knew that this would rile people up, and it was chosen because it wasn't.
	It may be a little before that.
	See, this is 12 seconds in.
	It's 05.
	Okay, so go like, just go 0000.
	000.
	Okay.
	We started from the beginning, actually.
	Penn State was chosen because it was convenient.
	Penn State was chosen because student organizers knew that this would rile people up.
	And it was chosen because Gavin McGinnis essentially doesn't have a content strategy outside of political violence.
	And so I'm just going to go quickly through all of the insignia and things you might want to look out for on campus.
	Because even if these people do show up dressed as no ideas outside of violence and hate.
	Anyway, that takes a lot of explaining to do, but there was a mass email that went out to all the students at Penn State that said, I have no ideas outside of violence and hate.
	And then she said it also in her lecture, thereby giving away that she used her hacker crew to send an email to everyone at Penn State, which will come up in the lawsuit I am filing against Penn State.
	Also, a very popular clip was the work TikToks.
	I mean, that was popular nationwide.
	These people talking about a day in the life of.
	I'm so glad all these girls are getting fired.
	Big tech got their affirmative action numbers up by hiring random ditzes to eat granola at lunch.
	And now that Elon Musk has come in and introduced meritocracy, you're going to see this happen across the board.
	These days are done.
	Thank God.
	Ladies, get a ring on it.
	You don't belong in the workforce.
	Salad of some sort.
	Okay, go back to the beginning, though.
	Welcome to another day in the life working for LinkedIn Chicago.
	Guys, today was a packed day, so get ready.
	I got up bright and early, although it wasn't really bright outside.
	It was pretty rainy, but look how many freaking people are commuting nowadays.
	Anyways, got to the office, got some coffee.
	Celebrating Pride right now, so there's cute little whiteboard to write notes to people.
	Got breakfast.
	A lot of you guys asked what this is, and it's spirulina chia seed pudding.
	I had a meeting before I got ready to go shoot a project that I've been helping out with.
	That was really fun to be behind the scenes.
	I grabbed a kombucha before having a one-on-one, grabbed some lunch, more kombucha, because I love it.
	And went to go continue shooting for the project.
	Hungry, so I tried out this new snack.
	And in my team meeting, the director of my team found out that I have a TikTok insurance.
	Stop.
	Shooting for the project, by the way, is sitting there while other people take pictures of people for, I guess, some web page where it's like head of development, Marnie Crimples.
	And she sits there and they go, is this good?
	And she goes, yeah, that looks like a good picture of Marnie Crimples.
	Okay, thanks for coming to work for me.
	What are we going for?
	I'd be nowhere without you.
	So hello, if you're seeing this.
	Before I left, I grabbed some snacks and drinks and headed out to the warm weather.
	I was literally dripping sweat while I was waiting for the bus.
	Anyways, I got home, quick turnaround because I had a dinner with a marketing team.
	They treated us so well at GT Prime.
	Oh my God, there was champagne waiting for us.
	We died.
	Did anything ever happen at those dinners?
	Where would LinkedIn be without you?
	Personalized menu.
	This guy's out there grooming horses, nailing horseshoes on, going, I hope this is worth it, man.
	I hope I'm matter because those people in Chicago, they're making real change.
	I mean, they have a whole website dedicated to resumes.
	I'm gluten-free, so they gave me a whole personal gluten-free menu.
	This food was actually to die for.
	I left so stuffed and pregnant.
	Women and their blogging food.
	This is another day in the life of a Chicago.
	That made me hungry.
	Yeah, I'm starved, dog.
	Best food of 2022?
	Like in that place that we ate.
	Do you smell food?
	No, is that psychosomatic?
	The neighbors aren't here today.
	Is it burnt toast?
	No.
	Damn it.
	Well, you thought I was having a stroke.
	Another popular video that was stolen from the show.
	Well, it's a compilation of moments, but this went viral.
	It's you making me laugh.
	Ooh.
	Okay, ladies and gentlemen, timeful.
	What's it called?
	Oh, like a sneaker pen.
	I should subscribe.
	Okay.
	So today, we're going to look at different types of sneaker, okay?
	First of all, if you want to be super hot, obviously put on easy, put on something like a really, like a mountain boost.
	But if you're going to do something like go gym or something, get straight, get real big, you're going to have to smash the weight and you have to wear something flat on your feet.
	Otherwise, you're going to have back problem.
	So have to, you know, stay hot fire.
	Also responsible.
	Back to Kevin.
	Hurting my beard.
	Are you Ryan Ketzy Rivera's dad?
	No, that's crazy.
	Just another.
	James O'Keefe.
	Yes.
	This is my bald head.
	That looks pretty good.
	Pretty impressive.
	Yeah, you look very different.
	Wait, let's see if it works on you.
	You look like a good fighter.
	This is awesome.
	Don't show that because when I go on the lamb, I'm going to be bald.
	You're giving away my secret disguise.
	Sorry.
	It's not an improvement, right, nerd?
	It's absolutely ridiculous.
	I mean, have you seen these things?
	crazy.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	laughter
	What's tap?
	You could tap it for some different effects.
	You could put shades on the dude.
	He's a real cool kid.
	And I don't know what that guy is, but...
	You're an informant.
	A thing from real fucking thing.
	Yeah, you're a CI.
	He's like, nah, nah, man.
	You got to get away from me.
	I got too much heat.
	He's like, look, we're taking you in right now unless you tell us what happened with Fuzzy Bear.
	They ask him about that.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, man.
	And then finally, and I don't know why these clips do so well, but every time I talk about Bobby Lee and his incredibly hot girlfriend that he blew his relationship with, I'm so sick of people blowing their relationships.
	Look, if you have a girlfriend, you guys have been living together for six months.
	You haven't had a drop-down, drag-out fight, just put a fucking ring on it and start making babies.
	What are you doing?
	Oh, I've been with her for nine years.
	I'm going to propose.
	It's over.
	You blew it.
	Or like, I see all these guys.
	They date a girl when she's 27 until she's 31 and then dump her ass.
	You just murdered millions of people.
	She's never having kids now.
	Her kids are never going to have kids.
	You're Hitler.
	You're Mao.
	You're Stalin.
	So stop dumping chicks.
	Especially a fucking smoke show.
	Like, what's her name?
	Kalila?
	Kalila?
	Kalila.
	That's a really annoying name.
	Sounds like somebody with a stutter said.
	You know what else I can tell about her is she's going to age well.
	She's going to be a beautiful 70-year-old woman.
	Everybody but himself.
	If he shows up as Bobby Lee, I'm out.
	He's got to come in ready as somebody else.
	Maybe these clips do so good because they think that you have Bobby Lee on the show.
	Oh.
	Oh, you're friends with Bobby Lee?
	That clip was, it's too long to explain, but I was saying, what a dummy for dumping her.
	And then you came in and said, no, she's a bitch that has been berating him and subjugating him for years.
	And eventually you're just like, fuck you.
	You make me feel bad.
	It's true.
	It's true.
	I got a couple of choice clips here, too.
	Oh, we forgot about Ryan's favorite moments.
	This one, I don't know why.
	Well, show the card.
	Ryan's favorite moments.
	Ryan's favorite moments.
	No, no.
	What did you want to call it?
	Rylights.
	Rylights.
	Okay, let's jump into Rylights.
	Okay, here's number one.
	Would you rather be forced to hold your breath underwater for a full two minutes immediately upon waking up for the rest of your life or go to bed and soaking wet jeans for the rest?
	That's pretty good.
	Don't you already wake up with wet jeans anyway?
	What's the difference?
	No need for that.
	There's no need for that.
	How dare you?
	You go peek you in your pants.
	How dare you?
	That hurts like fucking hell.
	I'm not going to lie.
	This is me sleeping as Gavin.
	That insult hurts like fucking hell.
	Oh, I'm pissing him.
	It's really good insult that really hurts.
	Oh, I'm pissing on Gavin.
	Yep, you got me.
	It happens.
	But anyway, back to this ultimatum.
	There's one where I'm not on.
	That was St. Patrick's Day.
	Yes.
	I have zero recollection of that.
	I understand why.
	We drank, but people were mad, too.
	Like, I don't fucking pay to see you wasted.
	It's St. Patrick's Day, guys.
	You're allowed to be out of your fucking mind on St. Patrick's Day.
	Plus, I'm a charming drunk.
	That's true.
	Clip number two, the hammer fight.
	Oh, this was popular with the baby monsters, too.
	I didn't think I was going to make it through without laughing because your line of, you already have a hammer.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
	What are you doing, dude?
	Calm down.
	You're pretty good with a hammer.
	You have a hammer.
	You have your own hammer.
	Go back to the truth.
	Fuck off!
	I'll hit you with this.
	The left kind of dropped that whole hammer shit, didn't they?
	They dropped it like a hammer.
	Yeah.
	They stood by it for a while.
	They're like, can you believe these fucking right-wing nut jobs?
	They're so proud.
	They're so happy that the speaker of the house husband was threatened with a hammer.
	And we're like, really?
	You really want to get into this?
	Shall we open this Pandora's box?
	Because he seemed pretty okay with the other nude dude.
	Speaking of dudes.
	Okay, fine.
	We're dropping it.
	Speaking of dudes and opening up Pandora's box, here we are as women.
	And don't forget what we always say on Girl Talk.
	Our motto at Girl Talk is always known.
	The man's gonna trick you.
	So be on the ball and grab your heart before you give it to a stranger.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I want you to walk.
	I want you to walk.
	B-B-B-B-B-C-T you you That's us dancing.
	All right, I think that's enough clips.
	Okay.
	I think we're missing probably the best one.
	Okay, cool.
	Split over.
	And then there's the Minister of Truth one.
	You know what?
	By the way, people who don't usually watch the show, the show is usually like an hour.
	Yeah.
	An hour 20.
	This is a very long show.
	We haven't seen you in a while.
	That's correct.
	And we're summing up an entire year.
	So we just came out of this Minister of Truth thing, which you could see on censor.tv Presents.
	I think it's a free.
	Oh, this was a good one.
	And we're coming out of it.
	And then we explore.
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	Wow.
	I hate musical music.
	I hate it.
	It's an affront to music itself.
	They make up the songs in what, like six months?
	They have to adhere to a plot.
	The Strokes first album probably took them 10 years to make.
	And someone throws together a bunch of shit garbage.
	Musicals have the worst type of music.
	And the fact that people like it, by the way, that really quite foodooshes.
	That's why she got the job.
	Because the entire White House is now drama club girls.
	So they saw that and they loved it.
	Remember Obama Girl?
	Obama girl.
	I wonder what it would take for me to be an Obama girl.
	Maybe one day I could escape this editing and software pod and fulfill my true dream of becoming an Obama girl.
	I can see it now.
	Obama girl, I'll be an Obama girl.
	Oh, but Daddy, you want me to work a real job?
	You gotta go to school.
	Obama girl.
	I noticed your favorite moments of the year are heavily Ryan-oriented.
	Well, they're the ones that are.
	I'm a big fan of the Rye guy.
	They're the ones that came to mind.
	Yeah.
	All right, let's briefly look at Baby Monsters choices for moments of the year.
	Ladies and gentlemen, baby monsters choice.
	We put the word out, push notifications.
	I mentioned it on social media.
	I said, what do you guys think was a big deal this year?
	And a lot of people are having trouble getting over how cringe P. Diddy was when he dressed up as Joker.
	First of all, doing Joker is gay and boring.
	It's autistic, it's incel, it's special needs, the laugh thing sucks.
	But anyway, P. Diddy is all of the above.
	What is that?
	Welcome to club, dude.
	That was like that show with the Apartment 902, whatever.
	Whatever it was.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	No.
	Jackie.
	It was like a sitcom from the late 80s, early 90s.
	And it was that fat black chick.
	And it was like apartment 902 or 17, anyway, whatever.
	Damn.
	It's like a chubby black woman being sassy.
	So not a compliment?
	No.
	Okay.
	Here he is bumping into Tyler the Creator, hamming it up.
	Tyler has to sort of fake smile.
	Oh my God, that's amazing.
	You're really in the character.
	Tyler the Creator.
	Tyler, you are my rapper in the world.
	You look beautiful.
	Beautiful.
	This is top tier.
	Get out of the car!
	Ah!
	I'm thinking of it again!
	Ah!
	Tyler, the creature!
	Do you know what he Tyler just told you to sit?
	The driver went like, get the fuck out of here.
	Yeah, there's no way the driver would be like, I'm going to cut this short.
	Right.
	The driver just, what?
	He's going to break up your fun time?
	No.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	Here's something that everyone brought up that I could not give less of a shit about.
	I don't care.
	Apparently, in the gaming world, and a lot of our baby monsters are gamers, I don't give a shit about video games.
	I got three kids, repairs to make around the house, stuff like that.
	I guess you can play a video game if it's with your son.
	That's probably good bonding.
	But remember this bitch who talked about how she's sick of people saying bad things about her?
	I thought this was like three years ago, but it was only in October.
	Fosk is her name.
	And G4, I guess, is a show where they would review video games.
	And this woman got on there.
	She did a big woke diatribe that bummed everyone out, but they all hugged her and clapped anyway.
	She's a great example of why women don't belong in the workforce generally.
	And she got G4 to go woke, and they promptly went broke.
	So I actually admire, I mean, I'm interested in this topic.
	I just don't like this topic.
	G4 is brought up in various channels.
	Even in this YouTube channel, we have the chat in front of us.
	I can see you.
	Without a doubt, there will be backlash because I'm not as bangable as the previous host.
	It's somehow talk to him, Frost.
	One big problem, though, it wasn't really about sexism at all.
	And in true woke employee fashion, it became your fault for calling Frost out on her inadequacies.
	You're letting your unconscious biases ruin my day and you're gatekeeping the gaming speech.
	And if it wasn't bad enough that her co-hosts and audience were all cheering Frost on while she was attacking the fans, she made an arguably bigger mistake, admitting that she doesn't play the games.
	Here at X-Play, our reviews are written and produced by a team of people.
	There are too many games for one person to shoulder the burden.
	So we divide and conquer.
	Bid Wario!
	The original T. They used our drop for was built.
	Wait, they like us.
	They like you.
	They want you on their show.
	Who does?
	That's probably why they get it from.
	The guy from Nerd Rodic.
	Okay.
	Cool dude.
	I thought nerds are scared of me because I give them wedgies.
	Well, I guess I might not be as tough as I think I am.
	Maybe they like it.
	On authenticity.
	And they have swamp ass.
	Thanks, Kevin.
	The new G4 was competing against authenticity, and Frost just admitted they weren't authentic.
	Something gamers already knew.
	At first, there seemed to be support for Frost from the entirety of the G4 organization.
	Then there was Cope.
	They were caught botting their own chat on a live stream.
	Look at this.
	No one is talking, but 30,000 people are supposedly there.
	Then it all started to fall apart.
	Management fled.
	Employees laid off.
	In Frost's infinite wisdom, she decided to flex that she was still employed while her co-workers were being fired.
	And this should come as a surprise to absolutely no one.
	Not long after that, Frost was fired and G4 shut down for good.
	No one really knows how long G4 was going to last, but no one can doubt that the minute Frost Kieran opened her pie hole, the relaunch of G4 died.
	If you don't like it, don't watch it.
	Peace.
	It became a shining example of why you shouldn't hire psychopathic leftist employees and the very definition of get woke, go broke.
	I'm a Comic-Con!
	Isn't it weird when women become men?
	And I don't mean she's trans or anything.
	That's enough of that.
	But the character they choose, they don't choose Charles Bronson and Death Wish.
	They choose an uppity, loudmouth, 13-year-old asshole.
	Like that guy that she was being, it's not a woman.
	It's a dude, but it's an adolescent douche.
	Of all the men, there's golfers, there's guys in kilts, there's oil-rigged dudes, there's guys in finance.
	We have quite a plethora of characters as men.
	And that little Uyghur kid, like Eminem when he's 13, okay.
	Why do you all choose him?
	I guess because he's the most low-type faket.
	Low-ty fake tee.
	Low-to-fakity.
	Also, a big popular thing with our show is when George Floyd said, no, sorry, George Floyd doesn't talk anymore.
	But his, not his mother, Larcenius, but his brother, Felonius.
	His family's all named after crime.
	His brother was told by Ben Crump to say, you can put the bald eagle on the endangered list.
	Why not the black man?
	Let me try that again.
	I slightly fucked it up.
	You can put the bald eagle on the endangered list.
	Why not the black man?
	Aren't black men as valuable as birds in this society?
	That's what he wanted him to say.
	But he went off and he said Trump was cool and stuff, and Ben Crump was just because Ben Crump is a new Al Sharpton.
	He capitalizes on race hate.
	So he said to Felonious, the bald eagle thing.
	And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah.
	The bird, which is the bald eagle.
	Show it again.
	Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	And you see Ben go, fuck.
	Anyway, that became a popular thing.
	On the show, we all have bald eagle tattoos.
	It's an eagle with no hair.
	I think mine's here.
	If you have a bald eagle tattoo, you get into all our shows for free.
	We have a new comedy tour coming out in 2023 called the End Racism Tour, where Josh and Anthony and I will be in wheelchairs fighting for equality and trans rights.
	Hoping that won't get banned.
	But baby monsters have also been going around trying to get people to say the bird which is the bald eagle.
	Do you have a compilation of that?
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	We got new ones?
	Big screen.
	Let's put Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	Gave me $4.99.
	So honestly, I'm just going to read his comment cold.
	He says everything about getting into bird watching.
	When I lived down south, we would always see the bird which is the bald eagle.
	I hate birdwatchers.
	Have you heard of the bird which is the bald eagle?
	I have not.
	Not familiar.
	Okay.
	What are your thoughts on the bird which is the bald eagle?
	I think it's really great.
	What are Your thoughts on the bird which is the bald eagle?
	I think it's good.
	Josh should know.
	I think it's good.
	I think that's right when we started it.
	But then here's a bubba bun.
	By the way, sorry to interrupt you.
	When I was talking about that apartment sitcom earlier, the show was called Apartment 227, and the character was Jack A, played by Sandra Clark.
	The bird witch is the bald eagle.
	What are you talking about?
	The bird witch is the bald eagle.
	The bird witch is the bald eagle.
	It sounds cool when you say the bird witch is the bald eagle.
	What the CG root?
	The bird witch is the bald eagle.
	That's the best one.
	Pathetic.
	Okay, I think we've wrapped it up now, right?
	I believe so.
	Sad.
	I feel like we have an unturned stone.
	Oh, this one.
	Ryan Katsu Rivera says, did you hear what the news is saying about the bird, which is the bald eagle?
	I don't know what that means, to tell you the truth.
	I'm going to see if a quick Google will inform me of your reference.
	Just a spoiler alert, it don't.
	It don't.
	I know what I was hoping to get to today before we get to the mailbag.
	Fucking Tommy Lee Jones attacked Perry.
	Tommy Lee Jones?
	Yeah, did you see this?
	No, I didn't see it.
	You must have, Ryan.
	Are you kidding me?
	I don't see anything.
	Let's see.
	I guess we got to pull it up.
	Yeah, I assumed you were going to show me this.
	No.
	Perry Caravello was doing his super chat thing.
	Yeah.
	And Tommy Lee Jones came on, and they got into it.
	And now Perry Caravello doesn't like Tommy Lee Jones anymore.
	No, shit.
	This doesn't ring a bell?
	Yeah, there it is.
	You work out all the time.
	Why is he so wet?
	Yeah.
	Listen here.
	Slick.
	Mr. Perry Francis.
	Y'all, this is Tommy Lee.
	My name is I do not sanction your blithering gay buffoonery.
	Listen and listen good.
	So, number one, if you're the real Tommy Lee Jones, my middle name is not Francis.
	If you call me Francis.
	This is a stinking lie.
	Slick, this is a hardcore Texan maybe you've heard of me, Tommy Lee Jones, and I mean Tommy Lee Jones.
	Don't try to mess with me, Slick.
	Don't try to talk back.
	I'm going to just tell you a couple things that I think are disgusting, depraved, and inhonorable.
	And that's a word.
	You can look it up, Slick.
	Now, listen, Perry Francis, Caravana.
	I understand you're going around sicking people off, give them blowjobs left and right, and that makes me sick.
	You are.
	Back in the days of the men in black, we would go around blasting with a Sarclusian ass blaster.
	You probably like it, Slick.
	Just blasting a whole bunch of liquids up into the air, and I bet that's what you experienced when you blew that guy.
	With all your homosexual buffoonery.
	Makes me sick.
	You want me to show you, Joe, motherfucker?
	You want me to show you, Joe?
	I used to like you because I used to think you were a good actor, but you know, comments like this, you're nothing to me.
	Damn.
	You're shit.
	So, wait, is that more?
	Makes me sick.
	It's a real sick slick.
	Absolutely not my name.
	They hit him with it twice.
	You should neuralize yourself.
	No, it's not.
	Cut out all the gay memories.
	Francis, Caravanna.
	You fuck.
	You fuck.
	Now listen, Perry, Francis, Caravetta.
	Not me.
	All your homosexual buffoonery makes me sick.
	Makes me real sick, Slick.
	Absolutely not my name.
	Now listen back to the men in black.
	You should neuralize yourself.
	Cut out all the gay memories.
	Move forward, because I know you still think about that.
	I'm not gays.
	You can get down there and get a little dirty.
	Get steak.
	Those days are over, right?
	Stop pretending you're a snowboarder, too.
	It's embarrassing.
	I'm in the snow, though.
	Now you want to surround yourself with a bunch of white stuff.
	Fuck up, bitch.
	The snowboarder is not going to help you.
	Get rid of it.
	All right, Slake.
	You need electroshock therapy or something even stronger, all right?
	What?
	Now look right here to the Scarleysian neuralizer, and we're going to blast your memories out of your asshole.
	All right, there you go.
	You did a great job with that.
	When the fuck did Tommy Lee Jones become a fucking sick, demented, psychotic, fucking evil bastard?
	Fucking prick.
	Block Tommy Lee Jones.
	I don't want his stupid remarks on my stream again.
	That's enough.
	That's enough.
	Caravanna.
	So did you know they were doing that?
	Yeah, I did.
	I just didn't know they had done it yet.
	So why were you saying I don't know what you're talking about?
	Was that a joke?
	No, well, I didn't know that they had got him with it.
	I kind of forgot that I did like 15 to 20 in a row.
	And I've worked with that guy before, but I was banging him out.
	It took like hours to do.
	Costume changes.
	No, it was like a bunch of different things.
	How much do you charge?
	$30 a pop.
	How are those doing?
	How many are you doing?
	Pretty good.
	I mean, before Christmas, it was a good amount.
	How many?
	Well, in $20, it was like $300, maybe $400?
	Something like that?
	Oh, what?
	Oh, it's like $30 a piece.
	So however many that is.
	Oh, my God.
	You have the brain of a chick.
	How, like, a week you're making $300?
	Oh, no, that was just for Christmas because it was a holiday.
	Christmas.
	Well, Christmas is a holiday, and people wanted me to wish them a happy holiday.
	You know what time is?
	Like, I go 50 miles an hour.
	How many hours did you drive?
	Are you talking about three hours?
	Oh, she went 150.
	How much are you making from cameos?
	You need to give me a finite amount of time.
	$100 a month?
	Oh, it's nothing.
	It's unpredictable.
	That's what I'm saying for holidays.
	Generally, though, like December, what do you think you did for December?
	Well, December's an odd week, an odd month.
	So I did like 25-ish, but usually a regular week.
	You did 25.
	So it's 25 times 30.
	But a regular week, you know what I'm saying?
	So 750 bucks.
	That's not common, no.
	I know it's not common.
	We've declared that.
	That's the thing.
	So let's say June, like a regular month.
	It depends on how many people like me and how many birthdays they want to do.
	It's not like a subscription where I've send them videos.
	So we're aware of what cameo is.
	So it could range anywhere from like, sometimes I get like five a week, sometimes I get like two.
	It's like minimum two a week.
	But sometimes I'll get like 10 a week.
	So it, you know, there's a lot of.
	Yes, we understand things vary.
	So June might be what, like 200 bucks?
	Maybe.
	Yeah, somebody.
	And then you just said December was $750.
	Like around $400.
	What's 25 times 30?
	But they take like half of it away from me.
	Like Cameo takes 10%, and if you buy it on the app, which a lot of people do, it just takes $10 automatically.
	So it comes out to about like $16 a pop, which is hurtful.
	But they do that.
	By the way, I'll never forgive that vice writer.
	Let's pull him up again who got me kicked off Cameo.
	Look up Cameo Gavin McInnes January 6th.
	His name is Cox.
	And I used to give 100% of the money to Zenoa Kinsman and John Kinsman children, who are black.
	John Kinsman is currently serving four years in prison for fighting Antifa.
	And he got a brutal sentence because he's a member of a hate group, Proud Boys.
	So I was helping out.
	I was charging $75.
	She was making about $2,000, $2,000 to $3,000 a month.
	Joseph Cox.
	Joseph Cox got me kicked off, and he took...
	What year was that?
	Go back?
	So that was 2021.
	This was about a year ago.
	So $2,000 a month, $20,000, $25,000.
	Let's say $30,000 so far he's caused that family.
	$30,000.
	Way to go, Joseph Cox.
	I'm never going to fucking forget who you are, buddy.
	Never.
	You're in my permanent shit list.
	I think about him all the time.
	I think about you all the time.
	And I can't wait till John's son becomes 18 and looks up all the people who contributed to his father going to prison and fucking over his children.
	Anyway, let's end the show with the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Believe it or not, I read every piece of mail over the holidays.
	Oh, my word.
	Some of you dudes got to stop emailing me five times a day.
	Jake F, we'll call you.
	Take it easy.
	I don't even read your emails anymore.
	10 a day is too much.
	Chad W, please stop fucking emailing me.
	Chris O, Tony C. Like, you guys are just filling up the fucking inbox, guys.
	We're not friends.
	Don't send me more than one a day.
	These guys will just send me like dozens.
	And I want you to know, Tyson C, Tony C, when you guys send me dozens, I just skip over them because they're garbage.
	Got it?
	We think you're stupid and dumb.
	Chris, this is called Black Chippendale Dancer.
	Yo, guys, was checking out the new show on Hulu about the Chippendale Dancers.
	Looked interesting.
	Well, the show is actually pretty good.
	It's got the dude from season one of White Lotus in it.
	They go to the auditions, and lo and behold, spelled wrong, amid the sea of white bodybuilders with mullets, we have a black dude.
	It's so weird.
	And then, to take it a step further, he's like a nerdy go-getter also.
	So while the actual Chippendales are doing Coke and banging girls, he's in the office helping with the accounting and learning the business.
	It's the only work thing about the show, so I can deal with it.
	But like, who is this for?
	It's for women.
	Chippendales is for women.
	And women feel bad.
	White women feel bad that black people are doing badly in America.
	So when you show them commercials, they want to see white people being dicks and black people being awesome.
	That makes them feel good, and then it makes them buy things.
	As far as movies go, they want white guys to be dicks, just like that Cardi B movie about the stripper where they reenacted the fact that she drugged men and robbed them, but made it some sort of crusade of for good.
	And in movies like Chippendale's, they want to see the black guy working his buns off, even though it's not a thing.
	I was watching TV on vacation, and it was like, I was texting a dude who said, I went to watch this new knives out thing, and the first thing is this black surgeon.
	And I'm just like, ah, fuck it, I'm done.
	I'm going to start reading books again.
	It's like everything.
	And then, so what I did for the next two hours, every commercial I sent him, I took a picture of the screen and sent it to him.
	And every commercial was like a black doctor, a stupid white guy, just a black person advertising the thing.
	Like every single commercial, this is getting ridiculous.
	I even saw on Twitter, Death of a Salesman is all black now.
	And then this black woman in the audience starts yelling at the guy during the play and gets kicked out.
	People think that Alexander Hamilton was black.
	People think most of the founding fathers were black now, thanks to Hamilton, which I guess is what they were going for.
	Look, makes a death of a salesman.
	A man who creates personal interest is a man who gets ahead.
	That's not what it's about.
	It's about a slave trying to sell some stuff.
	A human being.
	And a terrible thing is happening to him.
	I put 34 years into this firm.
	And now I can't pay my insurance.
	Tyler Perry does death of a thing.
	A man is not a piece of fruit.
	Attention.
	Attention must be finally paid to such a person.
	I don't remember there being women in death of a salesman.
	I am not a dime a dozen.
	I am Willie Lohman.
	Man, that looks fun.
	Then he goes, I mean, can we start unironically making movies like Boys in the Hood of Menace Society with white people?
	At this rate, we're going to get an American History X reboot with the main skin head being played by a female person of color.
	This one's called Why Do De Eat De Poo Poo?
	All over the place.
	I do not believe that gays are born gay.
	Instead, they are made gay by modern society.
	My theory is that a certain criteria must be met for a child's brain to develop properly, specifically for boys to develop into men.
	The risk-free nature of modern living is not conducive to the proper development of young men.
	Mixing this with early exposure to porn, having no male role model, or something worse like sexual assault, has proven time and time again to truly be a recipe for disaster.
	To eat the poop poop!
	Let's take a look into the childhoods of gays, and I'm sure you'll see patterns in the parents' community, what they were exposed to.
	Then compared to men from rural neighborhoods where the gay population is less than 1%, what I've learned from my experience with gays is that the egg is not gay until it's been left to rot.
	In other words, the devil makes gays not God.
	Yeah, look.
	That's what I said earlier.
	There's a lot of weird on-the-DL latent gay behavior in the ghetto black community.
	But Ryan, that's distracting.
	They're not gay.
	Gay is a gay couple.
	It's been together for a while.
	They cheat on each other, of course.
	And you are saying that we should take those gays away from their relationship and go have them smooch a girl named Julie.
	It's not happening.
	I will concede, especially in the lesbian community, a lot of them have been corrupted.
	And I think a lot of lesbians are just grossed out by dicks because their uncle raped them.
	And they're like, I'll just eat pussy.
	You don't even have to fuck after a couple years of the relationship.
	I believe that's true.
	But, you know, let's talk percentages.
	Gays are 1% of the population.
	I would say within the male gay community, 80% were born that way.
	20% were corrupted.
	Within the female gay community, lesbian community, I would say maybe 60% have been driven to it and 40% are born that way.
	As far as all the other categories, they don't exist.
	Trans by.
	It's all fake.
	It's a form of ethnomasochism, too.
	This whole like, I'm not cis male.
	It's like, I'm not white.
	It's the whole avatar thing again.
	I'm going into my blue body.
	I don't want anything to do with these normies.
	Well, us normies are pretty cool, you jerk.
	All right, I think we got to wrap it up.
	We usually spend a lot more time on the mailbag, but this is all about 2022, and people are just talking about fun films they'd like me to check out, like Giuseppe Makes a Movie.
	Sure, we'll check it out.
	Let's get to the final video.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	Outro Music You know what I discovered the other day?
	I was looking up Beastie Boys videos and I was like, a lot of these are pretty cringe.
	Like overalls with one flap.
	Although, you know, it was a long time ago.
	Fashion changes.
	But just white people speaking black.
	Yes, y'all.
	And you don't stop.
	This black accent?
	It's fucking embarrassing.
	And you know what's great about the Beastie Boys?
	Fight for your right to party is what pays all their rent.
	It's what put them on the map.
	It was their only number one hit.
	That must have bugged the shit out of them.
	That was a joke.
	We're not those guys.
	We're the East Timor snowboarders.
	No, you're the party dudes.
	Just like Andrew W.K. Sorry.
	I'm at the place now where I can't see black culture shit without being like, this is just corny.
	Even that Tom McDonald dude, he's from Toronto and he's like, yo, basically people talking about free speech and it's changing my world and I got to understand that we all human beings, right or left, and color is a thing that they can't put on me.
	Like I like what you're saying, dude.
	But your weird accent, it's embarrassing.
	White dudes rapping is, I just can't abide it anymore.
	It makes me cringe.
	It's not your accent.
	Are you Sean King?
	Black culture, it's just corny.
	I don't even know what this is.
	Just a black guy.
	You know?
	And then we'd be in the studio.
	He'd say it like this or say it like, you know, that just looks you like.
	And you know, you get to figure it out.
	That's a rich kid, by the way.
	So like dumb?
	Yeah.
	Sure, dumb.
	He's a rich kid with like Judge Dad playing dumb, talking to black dudes, pretending he's ghetto.
	It's embarrassing.
	But look up Tom McDonald.
	And we keep getting sent his shit.
	I'm 53, guys.
	I'm not watching him.
	I don't like that pocket score anymore.
	Ghost?
	Is that his newest jam?
	It is.
	Great guy.
	The accent's got to go.
	I've seen a hundred grand in cash.
	I've took the trip to hell and back.
	I've been around Memphis.
	I'm nothing like you.
	And I've seen lights up in the...
	a love song.
	I've seen ghosts alone at night.
	I've seen some things, but they were nothing like.
	Till I walk through walls.
	Less black than I remembered it, actually.
	That's not so.
	Well, this is, yeah, this is a ballad.
	This isn't typical.
	Yeah, go back to another one where he's like, yo, basically.
	That's very post-Milan.
	Post-post-Milan.
	Fighter.
	This one, he's going to be rapping his little butts off.
	Uh-oh, that's Mac Lamori.
	Do or die back against the wall.
	Is he from Mississauga?
	I was going ballads all over.
	Anyway, it slammed his shit on people.
	He's making a living.
	He's doing good for me.
	It's just not my cup of tea.
	He's got a good message.
	He's pro-free speech.
	Who the fuck am I, man?
	So, yeah, that's it.
	2022 was a great year.
	Nick Ox, sorry, Nick Oakes is going to jail for trespassing on January 6th.
	He'll be doing four years.
	Again, another proud boy with black kids who is being denied his right to fatherhood because of his affiliation with a hate group, Nice Logic, American Justice System.
	Joe Biggs is away from his child.
	He's looking at 20 years because he walked into the Capitol, went pee, and left.
	Ethan Nerdine, all of these dudes facing jail time, prison time, doing prison time for zero charges because of their beliefs.
	Our friend Mercedes Carrera, they chose January 6th as her court date.
	What a strange coincidence.
	That's what, this Friday?
	It's coming up four days.
	You know what else I noticed about the four-year sentence?
	How long is a presidential term?
	Oh, a little fuck you's in every little piece of the sentencing.
	But the good news is Max and John are getting out in March.
	We're going to have a huge party for them.
	You guys have raised upwards of like 25, probably 30 grand by the time they're ready to come out.
	So that's 15 grand in their pockets each.
	We'll get them back in the saddle, ready to rock.
	We stand by our brothers on this show.
	We are ride or die ends, bad boys for life.
	So even though new guys are going to prison, we're going to stand by them, raise money for them, put their address up at the end of the show so you can write them and let the world know or let them know that the world hasn't forgotten them.
	So what do we got for the final video here?
	Why anybody would be mad?
	That's just wrong.
	Like anyone should be able to marry anyone.
	You should feel happy that they're getting married.
	People that do not like gay, I mean, they're a good because of gay's bad feel.
	So if someone was your friend and they turned out to be gay, would you still be their friend?
	No.
	I don't get one.
	That's yay energy right there.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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