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Oct. 17, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E177 - KANYE FOR PRESIDENT

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	I did it my way Regrets Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis to mention I did what I had to do Saw it through without exception
	I planned each charted course Each careful step Along the byway And
	more, much more than this I did it my way I did it my way We love you, Frank Sinatra What a beautiful soul And that's for $7.8 million To intimidate everybody They'll never get $1 million It's all a lie That's not a bad idea
	I'm gonna give Take your time for a shot I think Why did I take it I'm so impressed Without exception Plan Destroy a course I did What I had to do
	Again, if you're doing a Sid Vicious impersonation I highly recommend you exhale your air first So All the words come from empty lungs I was playing with some kids today It was so fun They just didn't give a toss about anything How are you, Ryan?
	I'm doing great I have a new pen today That's exciting Yeah, I really worn out the last one And there's nothing like a new pen I'd sell these on the site But they say CRTV Get off my lawn Which was, of course, two companies ago I've been fired many times since How was your weekend?
	It was pretty grand I'd say it was spectacular You know, when you haven't worn a suit in a while You go, why don't I wear this suit anymore?
	And you go, oh yeah Because it has this weird lump on it I hate that lump This lump on this suit?
	On my suit I have the same lump It's from wearing a backpack for mine The padding slipped I would buy you suits back before I had Need a Fashion Save the Day And you'd always be like Wow, why'd someone get rid of this?
	Because it has a weird lump Go away Out, damn spot Out, damn spot You know what could be helpful?
	I was thinking about getting Anita Fashion Suit I missed their The window of time where they're in the city But I'm going to do it with them on Zoom And see if we can record it So that way you can see how easy the process is Oh yeah And what you can get used to Good idea Yep Let's see the other guess they both do I don't know what that's trying to discipline you to do like a tie is supposed to discipline you to keep your head up although I made this one so big I look like Elmo's friend hi I'm David You know the guy with the mustache?
	Oh yeah, yeah, spaghetti boy or whatever?
	Mr. Noodles.
	Mr. Noodles.
	I may have mister Noodled my collar a little bit.
	I just hate being constrained.
	When you have a fat neck, you get constrained.
	Yeah, that guy.
	He's got a lot of neck room.
	Yeah, that's a good insult.
	Dude, what's with your collar?
	You look like Elmo's friend.
	That's what he is, right?
	It's not his boss.
	No.
	What are they roommates?
	You're fired, Elmo.
	Are they friends?
	Are they roommates?
	Oh, there's a new Mr. Noodles.
	I know that guy.
	I recognize that guy.
	I think that's the original.
	Isn't that the OG?
	That looks like he's from our day.
	Yeah.
	I definitely remember the first guy you showed with my kids.
	My fucking eldest boy is over six feet tall now.
	That's wild.
	I got my new boots.
	I love saying the word boots.
	I got my thorough good boots.
	Don't worry, we'll explain everything on our blue-collar chic segment.
	But they make me, I think I'm under five.
	I was five, ten and a half.
	I think I'm five, ten and a quarter now.
	I'm shrinking.
	And these boots make me like five, 11 and a half.
	You're a giant.
	It's uncomfortable.
	I'm a giant in them.
	And then I stand next to my son.
	I go, what do you think of my new boots?
	I'm taller than you.
	And he goes, no, you're not, shrimp.
	And I go, oh, yeah, let's measure.
	I measured.
	He's like six and a quarter.
	Dang.
	Luckily, these teens, they have the body of a worm.
	So like his bike has a quick release thing on the front, and he went off a jump and it came out and he couldn't get it out.
	And your father's always stronger than you.
	So I could just, he's like, it's bent steel.
	It's ruined.
	I was like, no, it's not.
	Yeah.
	Ha ha ha.
	I was thinking, remember the height question I asked you when you Google somebody's height?
	Like Ronnie James Dio.
	Rest in peace.
	But when he was alive, at the end of his life, he shrunk, right?
	Shranked.
	But yeah, he shrinked.
	He was hanged.
	And that's how he died.
	Pretty metal.
	But do they give you the height for when they were at their most young?
	No, that's me, dude.
	No one tells you anything about aging.
	I didn't know you shrinked.
	Oh, I know you shrinked.
	And I didn't know you'd need glasses to read.
	No one told me that.
	But I do.
	We all do.
	They have the buckles here.
	And you can kind of cinch it tighter if you want.
	All good.
	Still don't like them.
	So these are my boots.
	Every time you say boots, I think of that.
	These are my boots.
	I've got a semi-bone to pick with you, speaking of music, by the way.
	Oh, no.
	I don't know how my phone works to this day.
	I'm a boomer, basically.
	And I thought you were messaging me in Instagram.
	No.
	So I click on it, and I'm like, what is this?
	And it's an audio recording or live?
	And you're talking about Jimi Hendrix and how.
	Oh, that's on Twitter.
	Okay.
	So you're on Twitter, and what was that?
	A live recording?
	It's a space.
	Remember that thing that blew up where the black person thing?
	Yes.
	So it's on Twitter now.
	Yeah.
	No, I think it's on Instagram.
	Is it on Twitter?
	I only have Twitter.
	I don't have Instagram.
	Oh, okay.
	So it's on Twitter.
	And you just get on there and you talked about how Jimi Hendrix is overrated and how awesome you are.
	Yes.
	But you can't play me that thing that that other kid played?
	Yeah.
	I could.
	But you said you need a stratocaster?
	No, no, for the tones, but I could do it.
	Yeah.
	I could take my Wolfgang and then put it on the middle pickup, the split pickup, and it would sound similar.
	But yeah, a lot of it is his sound.
	Like, if you think of Van Halen or you think of, I mean, these guys are sounding.
	His sound is huge.
	Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols.
	His sound is everything.
	Or Keith Richards, the way he strung his guitar.
	Yeah, like the stringed, sorry.
	Stranged.
	Stranged.
	And like ACDC's Angus Young, if you just play those chords, it doesn't sound like it, but if you get it through the type of amp you use with the heavy string.
	And that's all part of it, though.
	That's all the instrument.
	Like the amp you choose and the tuning you do is all part of the instrument.
	Totes.
	So we'll see.
	But anyway, I noticed at the end you had this sort of cunty stab at hardcore and punk where you were saying like, it's meant to sound like shit.
	It's meant to be lo-fi.
	And you guys, you scoff at Yingy Malmstein and geniuses like him.
	Not genii.
	Geniuses.
	Geniuses.
	It's not octopi.
	It's octopuses.
	Okay?
	Look it up.
	Genii.
	Genii and octopi are Latin.
	Morons say it.
	Sorry, Anthony said it.
	So some people that say it are not morons, but it's not a thing.
	It's geniuses.
	It's octopuses.
	But I want you to know, Ryan, that we don't hate really talented guitarists here in hardcore punk land.
	We have plenty.
	We hate gay, cornball, shitty music.
	Okay, fair enough.
	That's what Ingi is.
	He sucks.
	He's not talented.
	He writes shitty songs and plays gay music.
	What about Rush's Alex Liaz?
	No one dislikes Rush except girls, and girls don't count in any discussion.
	Those are the type of high-caliber solos that I was talking about where it's like...
	I'm like a girls' record collection, no rush.
	And I got some segments.
	I've used that joke 300 20,000 times.
	I've used that joke more than the dollars Alex Jones has been fined for getting something wrong.
	It's a lot.
	A Googleplex.
	So I just picked out some songs wherein hardcore has very talented guitars just to show you that we're not incapable of fancy guitar work.
	This is Suicidal Tendencies, You Can't Bring Me Down.
	go back to the Who's this guy?
	This is from Lights Camera Revolution.
	It's about to get really beautiful here.
	Look they're locked in a cage.
	What a beautiful rift.
	That is a nice riff.
	Little chorus on there.
	Let's get a soul in it.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	That's nice.
	�� Look out.
	That's a band LA for like eight years.
	Don't you realize all this banning our talks and comedy shows is making us stronger?
	You're making us more appealing to theute.
	What the hell's going on around here?
	What the hell's going on around here?
	And now we can enjoy rocking.
	You know?
	That's pretty cool.
	You can enjoy some rock.
	It's like the guy in the Pink Floyd song says, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
	So we eat our meat at the beginning, and then we get all that pudding.
	Same with MDC, Chock Full of Shit.
	This song, they had a fancy Spanish, the guy in the middle that looks like Jesus.
	I think one of their kids thought he was Jesus.
	So they thought, oh, that's funny.
	Let's call this album Millions of Damn Christians, and we'll do the Last Supper on the cover.
	Very anti-Christian album, which I can handle.
	But he plays this beautiful Spanish guitar about the Nabob guy.
	You know the guy who says, you're probably too young for this, but there's a commercial that was popular in the 70s where this guy's a meter stick and he goes to like the third world and he goes, if the beans aren't good enough, he casts the beans off the table and Nabob's not buying it that year.
	And Dave MDC's point is like, fuck you.
	We worked our asses off getting those beans.
	So they hold him there and he has to pick beans on the plantation.
	And his soup will get very dirty.
	He'll drink some lye and choke.
	you know, anti-capitalist stuff.
	�� I guess he's going like this, right?
	Yeah, it sounds like a nylon string.
	Where are we going?
	Where are we going?
	you're in the wolf.
	guitar solo
	guitar solo Kind of reminds me of Little Miss Muffet.
	You know the spider?
	Coming down?
	music plays Now it's exactly like the last one.
	and we start picking up.
	Thank you.
	I used to be a judge for air guitar.
	I used to teach it too.
	It's good chords.
	It looks very accurate.
	You gotta make sure you always look at the frethead.
	Because you're not that good.
	You know Bob Mold.
	Is this the only song of theirs that they whipped this out at?
	Yep.
	Wow.
	Here he comes, another white suit.
	Alexa Gente!
	And then, of course, we have the Bad Brains.
	Now, this isn't my favorite song, but it's a good place to showcase Daryl Jennifer's unbelievable metal skills.
	All the amps and everything, they sound like Metallica on this album.
	And I think Roadrunner Records was it?
	Thought this is going to be the next big Metallica.
	We're all going to get rich.
	I do not know why this didn't take.
	Maybe the lyrics?
	That poppy snare?
	Is that a snare?
	Yeah.
	sounds like it's like super tight snare I would like to be a hardcore conductor.
	Yeah.
	I need two of those little sticks, though.
	I mean, one stick.
	It's one.
	I need my fingers.
	It's one.
	Listen to the guitar here.
	Oh, we got there.
	The lead guitar has this like whiny background.
	When we were in a cover band, we tried to cover these.
	We had to go back to like Band in DC and get some really simple four-chord doohickeys.
	These guys are way too jazzy.
	And then, of course, the other band you cannot cover if you're in a hardcore cover band.
	Oh, we just lost a light.
	And it's back.
	Why, what happened?
	Is it flickering?
	It was, it's not anymore.
	As long as the tricaster isn't affected, I don't care if I'm less lit.
	I'm always lit, motherfucker.
	Hell yeah.
	Black.
	I'm gasping for breath.
	I jogged today.
	Because I broke my hand.
	I've been jogging.
	I got a fracture.
	I've been jogging with three-pound weights.
	Half an hour.
	It's good workout, you sweat.
	I just got some new running shoes.
	I plan on doing long-distance runs.
	The secret to running with weights in your hand is if you're dying, you don't have to stop.
	Just take it down to like less than a less runny pace and be a loud bitch.
	Sure, other people are freaked out by it, but it reminds you to breathe.
	Yeah.
	Same with boxing.
	Ugh!
	Ugh!
	Ish!
	you Go ahead.
	That sounds like an easy baseline.
	I don't know.
	I can't win a skateboard.
	I can't win a skateboard.
	I heard that Greg Ginn doesn't do 5-4 time or something, or 4-4-time.
	He does 5-4 time.
	That's why it's so.
	This is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
	See, so we don't dislike Inky Malmstein because we're snobs, or Stevie Ray Vaughan because we're snobs.
	Or we're sorry, we're anti-guitar.
	with pro guitar.
	Have I made my point clear?
	Yes.
	Ryan?
	All right.
	I guess.
	Apology accepted.
	No, well.
	All right, this is what you would consider douchey guitar, man.
	Correct.
	I'm already douched out by the cover.
	The font alone.
	It offends you.
	The Art Deco fucking cornball font, yes.
	Okay.
	But listen to this guy.
	This is the same vibes.
	Classical guitar.
	Not flamenco, but classical.
	And then it pops you in the head with the rock roll.
	Oh, pop me in the head then.
	Not yet.
	This is just like the NBC thing.
	Yes.
	And then we got bumped party.
	So yes, the intros are very similar, which was kind of my point.
	And my point was then we go somewhere.
	We're going.
	Alright.
	Stop biting my whole shtick.
	Alright.
	It's going.
	This is going to be gay.
	Is this all instrumental with no vocals?
	That's correct.
	Gay.
	Is that your form of an apology, playing something that emphasizes what I was saying?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	I think that's our Venn diagram.
	That's our Venn diagram oval.
	Apology accepted.
	Ryan has been doing cameos.
	He's been appearing on podcasts.
	And he's been dancing at a local restaurant.
	I don't know.
	Which is weird.
	That sounds familiar.
	Do you get paid to do this?
	What about your kid?
	You keep saying, oh, I couldn't finish that over the weekend, boss.
	I had to be with my kid.
	Okay, then why are you spending like eight hours on a Saturday night dancing at what looks like some sort of Thai restaurant?
	I'm not familiar with this.
	I'll play it.
	I have video evidence, just like the New York Times when they saw me at Jan 6.
	I don't remember this.
	What is this restaurant that you're at?
	That's not me.
	It is.
	You're denying that's you.
	I mean, there's so many things, but I'm going to start with the hair.
	Yeah, you have a wig on.
	And he's very short.
	He's taller than...
	You are really short.
	That's not me.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's a different guy.
	Good karaoke, by the way.
	And then I thought this was funny, Ryan.
	You put this up on Instagram.
	This is you dressed up as what, like a samurai warrior?
	I thought this was cute.
	Yet again, I don't remember or recall anything like this.
	This is pretty funny.
	That's a child.
	What are you doing here?
	That's not me.
	Why did you do that?
	That's not a full-grown person.
	That's a child.
	All right.
	And I resent the audio.
	No, I did not apologize for that.
	What have I got here?
	Okay, I do apologize.
	I changed my mind.
	A Montana.
	What do they call this?
	An Oklahoma toothpick or something?
	Sounds Tennessee toothpick.
	Something like that.
	Got a package in the mail today.
	I'm very excited about it.
	We're going to do an unboxing here.
	ARG.
	Try to unbox this bitch.
	It's a light phone, folks.
	And it's not cheap.
	It cost me $300.
	But they give these out at like fancy boarding schools and stuff.
	And it is a phone for humans.
	I've seen that very far.
	World change.
	I got some sort of SIM card there.
	And it says, we're eager to share the experience of going light with you.
	Here's a few notes that might be helpful in setting up your phone, how to light it up, blah, blah, blah.
	If you're coming from an iPhone associate, here's blah, blah, blah.
	Troubleshooting.
	Oh, I thought they'd have some sort of rhetoric in there about how we need to get away from our phones.
	I guess they don't want to risk ostracizing anyone.
	But what is this?
	Oh, it's got a little thing you pull along here.
	Nice packaging.
	It feels very premium.
	What?
	This feels very like a premium experience.
	Yeah, it's very fancy.
	Wait a minute.
	I thought it was the same size as an iPhone.
	Tyne Tyne?
	It's the same size as a flip phone.
	You might be better off just getting a flip phone from it.
	So here it is.
	You pull up an internet thing on it.
	How do I activate it?
	Um.
	It's got another box in here.
	Oh, it's got a silicone case?
	Oh, that's fun, so I can drop it.
	This is going to be my new phone.
	I am trying to avail myself of my phone addiction.
	Yes, I do use it for work, but like, today, for example, I narrowed down something like 120 articles down to 20.
	And we've already swallowed up half the show talking about 80s hardcore.
	Oh, it comes with a little SIM card.
	Did you get the case for it?
	Yeah, this thing.
	Nice.
	I just showed you this fucking case shithead.
	Sorry.
	All right, so we'll deal with that another time, but that looks like it's fun.
	Right?
	It does texting and phoning.
	Say to Sasufi.
	Aré de niserie.
	Alright, should we start the show at some point?
	That's up to you.
	I mean, of course, we can.
	Let's do it.
	We can get that monster truck out here and fucking give her.
	We could what we call start the show.
	And that's when we begin.
	Right?
	That's what we call it.
	We call it beginning, right?
	And that, of course, is when we would start the show, usually.
	Yeah, it comes from here.
	Right, right?
	Of course.
	Yep.
	What the fuck is taking you so long?
	I've had different settings on this.
	I couldn't have given you more notice.
	That's true.
	Now I'm going to give you notice for your imminent firing.
	Whoops.
	Start the show.
	Beautiful, beautiful birthday.
	Bye-bye.
	Can you go back there?
	I got to get this right once and for all.
	Okay.
	Where does the fucking monster truck come in?
	From my side, from my desk, basically.
	So this arrow is wrong.
	It goes this way.
	From right.
	Right?
	Try again.
	Here we go.
	Beautiful, beautiful.
	Everything goes that way.
	Except for Trump.
	No, Trump leaves that way.
	He comes in from the...
	You're right.
	That's that.
	Trump comes in from this side.
	Oh, okay.
	But then he leaves that same way.
	Yes, the bird takes him away.
	Which is the bald eagle.
	Okay, you're not going to fucking believe this, folks, but I'm pissed.
	Because guess who's back in town?
	Who?
	the robots.
	And you're not happy about it?
	I can't tell you how angry I am by the quote.
	Stop, stop.
	Don't show it.
	Don't show it yet.
	Go back, though.
	Just show the text.
	A robot takes a breath.
	Can you imagine?
	So now you've processed something wherein it inhales, what, oxygen and breathes out carbon dioxide and uses that to what?
	It converts that process into electricity.
	Who the fuck are you, Vala Afshar?
	Click on that shithead.
	I see a lot of stuff from this.
	I'm the chief digital evangelist, Salesforce columnist.
	He posts a lot of kind of cool things, to be honest.
	Yeah, thanks for being honest.
	Like, is he getting a cut of this shit?
	Oh, the ice caps are melting.
	Wait, what does he say?
	The greatest danger to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it.
	What a douche.
	Imagine hanging out with this fucking pussy.
	Ugh.
	Is that really the pattern, Vala?
	Or have the ice caps been actually expanding?
	Just because you found a fucking melted ice place doesn't mean all the ice caps are melting.
	That whole prediction has just fallen apart.
	How many times have we had expeditions where they go over there to show us how melty everything is and their fucking boat gets stuck?
	Sometimes for like a year at a time, which has been the pattern for about a century now, in case you're wondering.
	But yeah, so we're supposed to give a shit that a bunch of nerds added a bunch of blips and bleeps and little motors in a head that now it can look like it's taking a breath.
	Still Chuck E. Cheese, assholes.
	Still Chuck E. Cheese.
	Now you can show it.
	Go back to the beginning.
	is so fucking retarded.
	Gasp
	Is your shoulder stiff?
	Oh, oh, oh, what time is it?
	Oh, I was asleep.
	Why do you need to sleep?
	To rebuild your blood cells?
	Your dead cells need to be rejuvenated?
	Oh, yeah, I have a right hand.
	Like, you go to the President's Hall at Disneyland and they do all this.
	There's a Trump there talking his ass off.
	It's actually cooler.
	Did you visit that when you were there?
	Of course.
	The Hall of Presidents.
	That was a fight face.
	Ryan, I think this is a flop.
	We got a lot of angry mail about that character.
	Because we're going to Chicago this weekend, the live show is not Thursday night.
	The live show is tomorrow night.
	Adjust your schedules accordingly.
	And we have some NSFW news coming up.
	So maybe do you have that NSFW thing?
	A New York congressional candidate wanted to not just show you that he's sexually aware and pro-sexuality, which what?
	Who's against sex?
	There's what, almost 8 billion of us now.
	I think a lot of people are into fucking.
	There are probably, I don't know, a fraction of 1% of the population who aren't into fucking.
	There's old people.
	They seem to be over it.
	My wife is included in that group.
	But as far as like 18 to 25s, I don't think they need any kind of pro-sexuality.
	What a dumb platform.
	He calls himself an independent liberal.
	I don't know what that means.
	Are you independent?
	Are you with the DNC?
	Are you independent?
	So go to 2-0 first.
	God, I love a new pen.
	Oh, sorry.
	God, I love a new pen.
	Does that help?
	Step away from your TV.
	If your kid is in the room and he's over like one, get him the fuck out of there.
	If he has any cognitive skills at all, click on the play.
	Battles are underway 11 weeks before the midterms in two of the country's biggest states.
	These are really important primaries happening today in New York and in Florida.
	As they are out voting, our reporters are fanned out in each of those wonderful states.
	Brian Yennis here in New York City.
	And Phil Keating is now on board for us this afternoon in Florida in the Sunshine State.
	So we start with Brian.
	Brian, tell us about what's going on in New York.
	Nice face.
	Martha, good afternoon.
	Well, all eyes are on New York's newly redrawn 12th congressional district.
	Oh, stop.
	This is one of those dumb things where it's not the thing.
	When I'm president of the United States, of America, of the world, that is going to be abolished.
	You may not have a video in a news article that's not about the news article.
	And no more stamping on someone's head, or stomping for that matter, when they're passed out.
	Those two things are verboten.
	Agreed?
	Ew, look at his tie.
	Hard day at the office, Dad?
	You finally coming home?
	Oh, we had to order pizza because mom's away.
	So according to his website, Itkis believes that men should not be required to support biological children without prior agreement.
	That's an interesting argument.
	But I want to see his sex work.
	He wants to legalize sex work.
	Sure.
	That makes sense.
	Go up, though.
	He would take a sex-positive approach.
	That is one of my, next to robots, that is one of my least favorite concepts in the world.
	Sex positive.
	You don't say.
	Are you oxygen positive too?
	Who is sex negative?
	Anyway, we have it here.
	We do.
	We do.
	The not safe for work thing.
	This is a great example of why.
	It's okay, I guess, if you want to film you and your loved one.
	I would never do it because it's going to end up on the cloud.
	But say you have like a digital camera from the early aughts.
	Yeah, sure.
	I remember filming it in my heyday back in digital camera days.
	And you do last longer and you do perform better because You're like, it's showtime.
	But, guys, I cannot express enough how stupid you look when you fornicate.
	That's why God put our eyes up here and didn't have them on long tentacles that can reach around the room.
	Because men from behind fucking is one of the silliest things a person can do.
	So, here she is saying she consents.
	Thank you.
	This must be a commercial.
	Oh, my stars.
	NSFW, we warned you.
	So go past the ad.
	Because the only thing grosser than porn is amateur porn.
	Yeah, they're all awkward.
	The way do you see this guy, dude?
	Oops, sorry.
	Sorry, guys.
	Sorry about that one.
	Hello, I'm Nicole Sage.
	Hi, Nicole Sage.
	Can we burn you to avoid voodoo in the house?
	Keep going.
	So she just says, I don't know.
	I'm sex positive and everything is positive and we're cool.
	There he is.
	Oh, boy.
	Hi, Mike.
	Is his name Mike Itkiss?
	Good to go.
	You are, Ipkiss.
	I've made nothing.
	To our scene today, we have gone over.
	Look at him.
	Maybe he just did this to get laid.
	Our safe word is stop.
	Thank you.
	Our safe word is stop.
	How about just stop?
	Doesn't need to be a safe word anymore.
	My safe word is get off of me.
	My safe word is stop.
	Don't worry.
	I know what stop means.
	Ow, you're hurting me.
	My safe word is 911.
	My safe word is that's him, officer.
	Oh, God.
	Look at that.
	What was he thinking?
	Look at her just lying there like your mom's friend.
	This guy's got zero head movement on kissing and cunningling.
	Okay, you got, go scroll ahead a little bit.
	Can you do the vision scroll?
	Yeah, you got to see when he's on top.
	No, no.
	Wait, that?
	No, no, earlier or maybe later?
	I don't even know.
	Okay, there's another scene, it looks like.
	Yeah, look at that.
	I'm voting for you.
	Oh, Mike.
	That's it.
	That's perfect.
	You got my vote.
	Look at his ass cheeks jiggle.
	God did not want anyone to ever see this.
	No wonder it's traumatizing to walk in on your parents.
	It looks like this.
	This is endorsed by Mike Nitius.
	What a fucking idiot.
	Camera two.
	Can you go back?
	I just wanted you to see this other one that was even worse than that.
	No, no.
	It's after that.
	Yeah, it's there, there.
	Try there.
	It's behind me.
	No.
	It's after that, though.
	I like that hotel.
	I think I've been there before.
	It's in the Lower East Side.
	We shot something there that was not pornography.
	Keep going.
	No, no, it's after that.
	It's his bus.
	Okay, well then go back slowly and see if you can.
	Yeah, there.
	Yeah, that's it.
	That's it.
	Look, I'm not saying I look cooler when I fornicate, but I don't make it part of my campaign.
	Looks like a little arrow pointing to his taint.
	That's God saying, pay more attention to men's taints.
	This is so not sexual, I feel like we didn't need the NSFW.
	I wouldn't have less of a boner right now.
	I feel like I looked at plants.
	That's nothing.
	By the way, thanks for that robot.
	You got the kids.
	Did you build it?
	By the way, just so you know how my brain works, there is a mounting thing on the robot's taint.
	So you can move its legs.
	Oh, so that's why you said thanks for the robot.
	That's how it got in my head.
	That's hilarious.
	The robot mounts on a taint.
	Yes, but we didn't have the mounting thing.
	But yeah, it was really fun.
	Kid loved it.
	Nine-year-old boy loved it.
	We went through it.
	You got to sit with them at the beginning because they're just like, this is too hard.
	Because it's not like Lego.
	No.
	But then once you sit with them, and I noticed we kept grabbing for it, like, give me that.
	This goes here.
	And then he's like, I got it.
	That's awesome.
	And then once you get through like an A2, A3, you should show what we're talking about.
	Yeah, yeah, I'm pulling them up.
	Then they get into the rhythm, and then you can leave the room.
	Yeah, that's the exact one, I think.
	That's the painting episode.
	Oh, I see.
	Version fancy.
	I'm going to start.
	Let's see.
	I just got a little bit of those panel lining markers, so I'm going to do that.
	Oh, wait.
	Sorry, I should have been clear.
	This is a great thing for nine-year-olds, I meant to say.
	Right.
	And I would highly recommend it for your child.
	Well, Adam Savage likes it.
	Yeah.
	He's a dork.
	How did you get the little things out?
	Did you just push them out or did you have to clip them?
	They come out pretty easy.
	You sort of finesse them, give them a twist.
	Yeah.
	I use these clipper things so they're nice and flush edges and then I sand them down.
	Oh my God.
	It takes a while.
	It's a wasted time.
	But it is fun.
	One thing I would recommend to you as a father with your son.
	Right.
	Very crucial details here.
	Don't take anything out until it's asked for.
	Yes.
	No, don't.
	Don't get ahead of yourself.
	And you're like, what the fuck?
	What I will do, though, is I will clip out, like if it's the leg, I'll clip out all of the pieces for the leg and line them up like in the panels.
	Wow, you successfully clipped out my care.
	Did I sand it down?
	Frankly.
	By the way, the ginger and viros are going nuts.
	There seems to be a real orange hue, speaking of Trump, with the environmentalist movement here.
	Here's a balding ginger spraying orange on Aston Martin.
	He's also a tranny.
	And his contention is that these things guzzle gas.
	So he's anti-gas.
	They're not a very heavily driven vehicle.
	Like, shouldn't you go for a Toyota Camry?
	Right.
	How much gas does Aston Martin use a year?
	And how does that compare to, say, Ford?
	A Toyota 4Runner.
	They're super popular, and they get like 13 miles to the gallon or something like that.
	Turn it up.
	Let's see the ginger.
	If I was there, I'd go, dude, you have one year left with that hair.
	Use it wisely.
	We will not be stopped by injunctions that are intended to silence.
	What are you gonna do?
	protests.
	We're a non-violent civil disobedience movement.
	We know that the changes in the law, the injunctions against us, are irrelevant.
	Incomplete.
	What are injunctions?
	You may not spray paint on fancy buildings that our government's nice as Halter Top.
	That's another thing with these male trannies.
	They never have a nice outfit on.
	Like, what about a Vivian Westwood dress or something with a little spunk or some, what's his name, Mark?
	I'm sure that top's got some spunk on it.
	What the fuck is his name?
	He was like kind of grunge in our day, and now he's really high-end.
	Ah, shit.
	He'll come to me later.
	M-A-R-C.
	Mark Jacobs.
	Mark Jacobs.
	How about a nice little Mark Jacobs top?
	Like, that's from the Sally Ann.
	Isn't this crazy how, like, no masks, the guy who filmed it is like, hey, I'm Rich Felgate.
	That's my full name.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	Well, you can hear people making fun of him.
	I don't know.
	If I was at Aston Martin, I'd kind of leave that.
	You'd be like, oh, yeah, right?
	Yeah, it's kind of a cool.
	Like, those guys hate us.
	So we're good.
	Look what Environmentalists did.
	And then when you leave it there, you kind of own it.
	Right.
	Hello, welcome.
	We're heavily vandalized by the peasants.
	But whenever I watch these, and I'm not condoning violence, but doesn't part of you say, just punch them in the face?
	Or push them against the window.
	Like, when I was a kid, we got beat up for being punk rockers by the cops, by skinheads, just by random, we would call them hosers.
	I guess here they're rednecks.
	But just jocks would fight us for having mohawks.
	I got beat up by skinheads for having Dr. Martin boots because I didn't have permission from the local Nazi skinheads to wear such a coveted boot.
	So if it's something like that, like if you got your ass kicked for doing that, wouldn't you be sitting at home going, well, I had that common, but it was worth it.
	Like when Maddie Odell accidentally punched a cop, he didn't know it was a cop, he got handcuffed to a chair at the local New Rochelle Police Department, and every time they walked by the room, they just tuned him up.
	They didn't press charges because it was too complicated because the cop didn't announce himself.
	So they just, and Maddie's attitude, I punched a cop.
	I got tuned up.
	Pretty reasonable.
	They didn't knock out any teeth.
	But here is the biggie as far as kick him in the head.
	Van Gogh, is he the author?
	Didn't he die penniless?
	Why is Van Gogh your problem?
	Look at this.
	So they throw soup on a painting.
	I'm not sure how you get that off.
	Luckily, wait a second.
	What?
	That could be good.
	I was so pissed when I saw this.
	But now looking at it on the big screen, you could see...
	It looks to me that it might be covered in glass.
	Now, I don't see a shine, particularly, but they probably have good museum glass.
	And I'm not making excuses for the museum.
	Thankfully.
	No, it's the real painting, dude.
	I don't know.
	I'm seeing a separation between the paint and the actual thing.
	I don't think so.
	Well, now you got me brainwashed, you fucker.
	Stop.
	Here, make it my background.
	Sure.
	Okay, go back a bit.
	Yeah, I see what you're saying.
	See what I'm saying?
	Especially the bottom.
	This one right here.
	Yes.
	The shadows.
	Some of these shadows seem pretty deep.
	Like it's a thick glass.
	It's there, too.
	Right there.
	But it could just be the globbliness of the painting.
	But it's real.
	What is it?
	This is why I took my kids to Paris.
	It's anti-Western culture.
	It's anti-history.
	It's anti-beauty, really.
	That's what their war is.
	It's not about climate change.
	What's beautiful?
	Van Gogh, Aston Martin.
	These are beautiful Western accomplishments.
	Now here they are breaking apart glue.
	It's going to rip your hand off, by the way.
	You don't understand how glue works.
	Like, worst case scenario, you take some paint off the wall and it gets stuck to your hand.
	How are they not tackled immediately?
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	Every time I've been to an art gallery or something, you get too close to a painting and some guy standing right there going, uh, excuse me?
	We went to the MoMA and we had a fucking mask on.
	If we took him down for a second, we would get yelled at.
	It was insane.
	Yeah, I remember that.
	Yeah.
	That era, I mean.
	Like, just kick him in the head.
	Why aren't they being kicked in the head?
	By nobody.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	You don't have to work there.
	You know, Johnny Raunton got his face slashed for God Save the Queen.
	The singer of Peter and the Test Tube Babies got his face slashed for making fun of Elvis.
	I come from a different era.
	Hold on a second.
	What?
	Do we want a bubble burst?
	There might be an update.
	Okay.
	Let's see.
	We're here.
	We're about the truth.
	And as updates come in, this broad says it's fake.
	Now, I don't know.
	This is so much worse than I ever could have imagined.
	So let's get into my proof of why this attack on the FanGog sunflower painting was funded by big oil to make climate change activists look bad.
	So the organization responsible for this is Just Stop Oil.
	Now I wonder what's on their website.
	Oh yes, here where you can donate cryptocurrency, what all climate change activists absolutely love.
	So they receive funding from the Climate Emergency Fund.
	That's Eileen Getty.
	That name is familiar.
	Oh, that's right.
	Oil heiress Eileen Getty.
	These rich kids, like the one married to Gigi Gorgeous, might be anti-oil, even though they're getting tons of money from oil.
	Like guilt money, you know?
	I'm just throwing that out there.
	I don't know either way.
	So unfortunately, it never happened, but this too, real quick, just to pop this in.
	Josh was going to have a member of Just Stop Oil, but they canceled it last minute because they said they're too popular.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	I didn't quite understand.
	We would.
	Getty Oil, who dumped over 30 million gallons of oil into the soil in New York.
	Soil oil.
	So, I don't know.
	And while I'm not trying to diss people who look like this, I'm sorry.
	This is fucking cartoonish.
	This is a cartoonish depiction of a liberal.
	You mean to tell me someone who cares about climate change this much has dyed hair, which has a huge environmental impact?
	Is wearing fast fashion clothing, both of them?
	Really?
	That's who is doing this?
	Yeah, good research.
	This is garbage.
	This is garbage.
	Just kick him in the head and say, bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	I don't care who hired you, really.
	Really?
	A lot of orange there, right?
	Frankly, there's a lot of orange.
	Okay?
	Oh, Mexican Trump.
	Thank you for finally dropping in.
	I couldn't believe how many hints I had to make.
	Frankly, for too long.
	The Mexican people, you know, they got it.
	I don't know you've seen these.
	But a lot of Americans coming to Mexico, right?
	They're trying to look for a better type of world, okay?
	A lot of hipsters are going to Mexico City now, much to the average Mexican's chagrin, which we enjoy, although that was last week.
	Very true.
	But I'll tell you what, if you look at the numbers, what we're doing with Mexican people, we are taking probably the most jobs from Americas, maybe ever.
	Before it was like a little, now it's like a lot.
	We're taking a lot of jobs.
	Wow.
	Look at the numeros.
	By the way, good hot take on that whole pea soup thing.
	Orange soup.
	I guess carrot soup.
	That's what they want Trump to become.
	Carrot soup.
	Yeah, put him in a blender.
	Wait a minute.
	Sorry.
	2-4.
	Fucking 2-4.
	Fucking 2-4, eh?
	Vandalize a historic masterpiece.
	It's a wacky, soupy surprise.
	Go down a bit.
	Daily Motion, what do they call it?
	Climate protesters throw soup on Van Gogh's sunflowers.
	Van Gogh's Sunflowers gets a soupy surprise on Jedder News.
	Whoa.
	And then go up a bit?
	No, no, up.
	That's down.
	Someone peels out over BLM Chalk Art Street Mural.
	They call the FBI.
	Holy shit.
	I didn't think of that.
	How many times have you heard of people getting...
	She got arrested for that.
	Massive ordeal.
	So there appears to be a hierarchy going on here.
	Hi, I'm Rich Felgate.
	The climate of change.
	Is he hired to make climate activists look bad?
	I don't think so.
	That girl's a dumb theory.
	And then lastly, I noticed Candace, we touched on MIA on Friday night.
	She seems to become red-pilled, but live by the MIA, die by the MIA, live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.
	But Candace said she wants her on the show.
	Happy to share my experiences.
	I'd love to have you on my show.
	If that's at all a possibility, please reach out.
	DMs are open.
	I'd be happy to share my opinions and experiences.
	That's all it is, folks.
	Opinions and experiences.
	Words, sticks and stones will hurt your, will break your bones, actually.
	But words, I can't express enough how much of a pussy you look like when you say ideas are dangerous.
	You're scared of someone else's thoughts.
	We're not fire starters here.
	We don't see dead people.
	We just have opinions based on our experiences.
	You're going to be okay, students of Penn State.
	I was thinking the other day that they keep talking about how I bring violence, and then they say they're going to come and they're going to bring their fighting spirit.
	In other words, we're going to vandalize the shit and try to fuck people up.
	And if we stand our ground or fight back, we will be violent.
	And I want to make it clear that defending yourself against attacking protesters is not attacking protesters.
	You can take that quote to the bank.
	But a funny story about Candace Owens and Kanye is Kanye is being accused of anti-Semitism.
	He says he can't be accused of that because he's a Jew.
	Blacks are the original Jews, apparently.
	I guess because they come from Africa.
	Doesn't everyone come from Africa?
	But he's been doubling down on a regular basis since we last saw you.
	Candace Owens has his back, and she agrees.
	Ben Shapiro has distanced himself, and he said he's not happy that Candace is supporting him.
	Some guys we're going to get to after this say, no, no, no, he's controlled opposition.
	He's meant to look like a lunatic.
	And that, just like what we just saw with the climate activists, it's a trick to make anti-Semites look bad.
	And I was thinking, if I was a pedophile, I wouldn't hire someone to look crazy and accuse me of pedophilia.
	I'd be like, let's not draw attention to it.
	Like, why risk it?
	Right?
	Trump?
	What happened?
	What happened?
	You want me?
	Yeah.
	What do you think of Kanye's anti-Semitism Chinese Trump?
	Well, Frederick.
	Frederick, the music is a little bit too roud, right?
	It's a little too roud.
	But Fregg, really, if you look at Kanye, Kenya Wish, really something kind of crazy, right?
	For too long, Kanye Wish have been talking a lot of bad stuff about Jewish baby.
	Okay?
	Okay.
	All right, that's enough, Chinese Trump.
	Go to 25A.
	I said this separately.
	Apparently, he's buying Parlor.
	Now, I remember when John Matzey started Parlor, I had a good relationship with him.
	I can't find him now because I used to communicate with him via Parlor, but he got kicked off of his own company.
	I know how you feel, buddy.
	But I used to joke and be like, when you become a billionaire, can you please buy me this Wes Lang Rolex?
	It's $67,000.
	I don't know if you Can even find them anymore.
	He's like, okay, and what kind of Range Rover do you want?
	And I was like, because I mentioned a Range Rover, I was like, I kind of like the concept of the new Defender, but I don't like the look of it.
	Maybe a vintage one, the original, like maybe from the 90s.
	He goes, those are like 12 grand, dude.
	Go buy your own.
	Touche, touche.
	But anyway, here we are.
	Now that Dan Bongino is running the show and John Matzi's out, he's finally got a buyer.
	Damn.
	And of course, the ADL's take is, parlor is Nazi central.
	You know why they say that?
	Because it's free speech.
	There he is.
	When was this now?
	Does it have the date?
	Yep.
	June 27th, 2019.
	That's a pretty darn recent.
	Yeah, we were going to do a game show with him too, right?
	Remember?
	Yeah.
	Because he doesn't know anything about pop culture.
	He doesn't know Rocky.
	Will he know what Jurassic World is?
	Yeah.
	But yeah, this is the ADL's take on Kanye's idea.
	And again, if you have an open platform, it includes left-wing, right-wing, Nazis, Antifa, everything.
	But the radical fucking hate monitors just focus on the fact that you let a Nazi in.
	No, I let everyone in.
	I don't care.
	You let a Nazi in.
	Look, parlor is a haven of hate.
	It's a cesspool of bigotry that resembles 4chan a lot less than Facebook.
	Can you tell how many times he rehearsed that?
	Look.
	The bird, which is the ball.
	Look.
	Parlor, the social media, which is the parlor, is a haven of hatred.
	It's more 4chan than Facebook.
	It's up, not down.
	It's violent, not peaceful.
	Anyway, let's talk a little bit about Yi on this recent show, Drink Kings, Breakfast of Champions, Getting Wasted Hour with Nora.
	Noray of Noriega, I interviewed him, I think, in the 90s, and I was like, what does N-O-R-E mean?
	And he goes, oh, that's like niggas on the run eating.
	Pardon?
	What do you mean?
	Like a marathon, fat peg?
	He goes, no, no, no.
	It's like when you on the run, like if you rob a bank or some shit, then you always like, that's basically all you do.
	You just eat because there's nothing to do.
	So you like stay at a motel, you stay at someone's house, you just eat, carry money around, big bunch of money, and you just eat.
	So you're on the run eating.
	It sucks, actually.
	He didn't say actually, that's too witty.
	But anyway, let's have a brief look at Kanye and his recent spate of anti-Semitism.
	Who cares?
	Come on, everybody!
	Who cares?
	That's two Sid Vicious songs in today's episode.
	There is Kanye West.
	Now, this is a very long interview.
	We could spend all day going through it.
	I just chose the most salacious part because I like to entertain you guys.
	So here he is talking to Niggas on the Run Eaton about the Jew media, which is weird because he recently said, you can't cancel me.
	I'm uncancelable.
	And they just canceled like four stadium shows.
	They're canceling all these various interviews.
	I think he got dropped by some major deal that it was about to go through.
	So it sounds like you're still kind of cancelable, my friend.
	Here goes another thing.
	Can't hold his liquor.
	I said DEF CON 3.
	What I wanted to say, what I meant to say was, no one's afraid of the Jewish media mob.
	Stop.
	Which it is.
	Stop.
	So this is when he said, tomorrow I go, I'm tired now.
	I'm going to bed, but tomorrow I go DEF CON 3 on the Jews.
	And then I think he added, I'm a Jew, so I can say that.
	Doesn't it go like DEF CON 4, DEF CON 3, DEF CON 2, and then DEF CON 1 is the worst one?
	This is the guy who said he hates reading.
	He hates books.
	And he said, ain't no one ever asked for a books autograph.
	Well, yeah, but they have authors' sign books they like, don't they?
	Yeah, three is a weird one to choose.
	DEF CON, it goes from five being the lowest state of readiness to DEF CON 1, the maximum state of readiness.
	Yeah, that's what I just said.
	And there's none that are.
	But three isn't even the top one, so I don't know where he landed on three.
	Wait, it jumps from DEF CON 5 to DEF CON 3.
	It goes 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
	So we just chose 3.
	And that's what I just said.
	I don't know what con that is, but it's not the worst con.
	Okay, thank you.
	Can you just add extra words to things that I say in a very summarized fashion, please?
	Yes.
	And what I said was DEF CON 3.
	Now, I'm not backing up on a feeling of what I wanted to say.
	I just didn't say the exact thing that I wanted to say at that moment.
	So I feel like God put me on a little timeout.
	Yeah.
	Because my dad was like, I feel where you're coming from, yay.
	I understand.
	But you got to be more sophisticated with your words.
	You have to be more sophisticated.
	I agree with you.
	That was less sophisticated than I needed to be.
	Did God text you that?
	No, his father.
	Yeah, second to God.
	God texted you that you get texts from God?
	Hey, what's up?
	Oh, hi.
	If you want to send a good text, it better be to God.
	Save all your best memes for God.
	By the way, you've seen them all.
	That must be nerve-wracking returning a text from God.
	This better be good.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Because I know for a fact, you know, when I was on the run.
	I'm pissing off Jewish people and pissing off black people.
	I know that there's just too much to read when you under articulate something.
	There's too much that people can pick and create a different narrative from.
	You know what I like about?
	Yeah, you know what I hate about saying I'm going DEF CON 3 on the Jews?
	People will read into that and misinterpret it, you know?
	I mean, if there's one thing you got to be ready for is some backlash when you say something like that, come on.
	Victimhood is not really applying here.
	The Jewish media was pushing the narrative off the White Lives Matter t-shirt that I didn't love black people.
	And I came back.
	And I came back and I was like, no, fuck the Jewish media.
	And everybody's like, what?
	Wait, what?
	Right now, we're supposed to be living and breathing in the ye doesn't like black people because he wears a red hat.
	Yay doesn't like black people because he.
	And I was like, nah, fuck that.
	And God was like, fuck that.
	On some like Moses, like, think about it, like, Moses had four chapters.
	Like, I've contrary to popular belief, I did read the four chapters of Moses.
	Right.
	Because you say you read somewhere.
	No, what I'm saying, yeah, I've never actually finished a novel, right?
	That's fantastic.
	So hold on a sec.
	I think he's drunk.
	Yes.
	This is a drinking show.
	This is what I love about being a Scottish person.
	Anyone you have doubts about, you just get drunk with them.
	And it all starts coming out.
	They fuck up their character.
	You get to the real dude real fast.
	I cannot tell you how many feds I've exposed by just doing shots.
	They totally blow it, and then I never see them again.
	They came out of nowhere.
	They blew it and then they vanish back into the forest.
	But I heard him on, what's the Charlemagne the God show?
	The Breakfast Club.
	Breakfast Club.
	I was going to say Breakfast as Champions.
	And they were talking to Noray, and they said, you got to take that part out.
	And he goes, I know, I should take it out.
	Look, I'm apologizing for letting this show get up.
	And then Charlemagne goes, you should take the whole thing down.
	Take it all down.
	Which is like, why?
	This has been viewed.
	When I put this up, it had been viewed about 1.3 million times.
	So I'm sure by the time you see it, or by the time this is a week old, it'll be like five to ten million.
	So the cat's out of the bag.
	And I heard Kanye called Noray and said, was that part meant to go out?
	No, that was the quiet part.
	You weren't supposed to say it out loud.
	You have a mic in your face, dude.
	What did you think?
	You're just hanging out at a buddy's house?
	Wait a minute, Ryan.
	This part isn't going out, is it?
	Yeah, all of this is going out.
	This is.
	Oh, yo.
	She.
	By the way, check out AIU's third part on the whole Saeed thing.
	It's a real masterpiece.
	His three parts on Said.
	If you're going to check out one thing besides my show, which I'm wary of because I don't want you to fall in love with anyone else, but the past, those three things on Saeed that AIU did are fucking gold.
	Gavin, I'm going to let you finish the screen screen.
	But first of all, I want to say AIU had one of the best third-part videos on that guy, Said.
	That's what I just said.
	I'm going to let you finish, though.
	Too late.
	Yeah, because by the way, you know, one thing is there's nothing whiter than English itself.
	I do not like to read.
	Like, I do not like to work out.
	Like, I do not, like, you know, certain, there's certain stuff in life that is currently necessary that I don't like.
	That don't make, I'm not disregarding people.
	Some people are more powerful.
	How many people do you know that can read very well, that can't dance very well?
	But see, look, talking about articulation, could it be said?
	I'm the hunter of ultimate that it's misunderstood that reading equals knowledge.
	That's misunderstood because you have to read books to really have knowledge.
	That's right.
	And if, and the information isn't there, you know where the information, the knowledge is from?
	The knowledge is from the two fathers.
	Who are the two fathers?
	God of Jesus.
	Tell us.
	Your father and the father above?
	Your father and the father above.
	Oh, shit, you know what?
	Now, what is people have to listen to their father?
	Oh, shit, you speak retard.
	Damn.
	How the fuck do you know that?
	Okay.
	How do you listen to someone you can't find?
	Been to the black community.
	They erased the father above.
	So all you have is the father above.
	But they've erased that, too.
	In the messenger.
	They have contracts.
	There was a contract.
	Now, you know why he has his hat.
	He's running for president.
	Yeah.
	He drops a lot of hints there.
	He says, I'm not allowed for political reasons to talk about what's happened the next election for president, but I think I could do a better job than Trump.
	And then later on, he goes, and I might be getting into politics in a few years.
	Hint, hint.
	So you already let the cat out of the bag on that one, too.
	Victory Boyd that signed to Rock Nation.
	A line inside of the contract that I'm sure Jay.
	You think it was a mistake, but he had 2023 on the hat in the Tucker interview.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, I don't know if somebody was like, oh, if you're talking about president, that's not happening until 2024.
	He'd be like, oh, shit.
	I got it.
	All right, I got another hat.
	I reprinted it.
	And Beyonce Never Saw was, it said that victory would not be able to sing about Christ or be able to sing about God in the contract.
	Rhythm and blues was the first step of taking God out of the people because we had gospel.
	Aretha Franklin had gospel.
	Rachel Charles.
	Patty LaBelle.
	Patty LeBron with your Yeezy Slippers.
	I gave him Yeezy Slippers.
	He wore a lot of people.
	Look at Chris Smith and the Impressions.
	That was all doo-wop.
	It was all about love.
	And gospel has never stopped.
	It's a huge industry that sells millions upon millions of records.
	Yeah, right here.
	Yeah, did you see that?
	I sent you the footage.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Come on, come on.
	I didn't see it.
	I just said, yeah, yeah, because I'm like, RB was in the same place.
	What time stamp are we at, Ryan?
	127.35.
	Okay.
	Maybe I went too far ahead because we're not doing Jews anymore, are we?
	We hit the Jew media part.
	Go back to 120.
	You're still kind of talking about Moses?
	Well, remember where we are.
	Name this person a cup, right?
	And this person jumps out the window and he goes, man, well, yo, Kanye, and then Kanye gets back With Kim, y'all fall back in love.
	Now, this person is throwing the fuck out the way because he just forgot your wife, and now you get back with your wife.
	Hold on, hold on, you get back with your wife.
	So, working out and reading is a white thing, or not a black thing, but drinking.
	Um, where did drinking come from?
	Or wearing shirts or having drinking, having microphones around 137.
	Whoops, jump to 137.
	You don't have no regular girl.
	If you go against them, I put the White Lives Matter t-shirt and they cancel my shows.
	They've actually called multiple people and threatened them to step away from me.
	They called Candace Owens, they called Tucker Carlson, they call anybody, even the people that was with me when I had the red hat, they called them.
	Tucker Carlson works for Fox.
	Fox is not allowed to show anything because just like when Jared Kushner was in office and I say that he held my boy Trump back, think about that.
	If I had said that four or five years ago, I want to talk about the people that threatened my life.
	That's when you was in full support of Trump.
	I'm still in full support of Trump.
	I just think that I would be better than Trump.
	You would have said that, Jared.
	Lined in, it would have been.
	Lined in with who, though?
	You said he lined in with Trump.
	Jared Kushner is an example of how the Jewish people have their hand on every single business that controls the world.
	It's so spicy.
	Wow, that's really spicy.
	That's really, really dangerous.
	That's Mexican and Chinese at the same time.
	That's really, really dangerous.
	I was going to tweet.
	You know what?
	I totally disagree with Kanye.
	I think what he said is disgusting.
	I love the Jew-owned media and banks.
	Everybody knows that.
	Faux fact.
	Like, have you ever seen the movie, Lego movie, where the guy realizes everything is the same company?
	That's what's happening.
	By the way, we can't be mad at him.
	And you can't call me anti-Semitic for calling out.
	You can't call me anti-Semitic for saying I'm going DEF CON 3.
	I think what you said pretty anti-Semitic, except for the fact that I am Jew.
	And you said you can't be mad at them.
	I am legend.
	I am Jew.
	The sequel.
	I am Jew, Wild, Wild West.
	And do the same.
	You know what?
	That's an important question.
	This is the least intellectual, intellectual discussion I've ever heard in my life.
	But I am because I'm jealous because I'm a human being.
	And you want the same for.
	And I'm a competitor.
	I want my people to rise up like the Jewish people.
	I'm a competitor.
	I feel that if I am not the leader, I'm one of the strongest, most vocal leaders.
	And I feel Lauren is the leader.
	I feel like this multiple.
	I don't know.
	Lauren Michaels?
	Lauren Hill?
	She's not a leader.
	She ain't lead her own brain.
	People that are leaders in this community, right?
	And I'm jealous of the Jewish community.
	I'm jealous of how the fact that they do not abort their people.
	I'm jealous of how the fact that they say that.
	I'm jealous.
	I'm saying it right now.
	It's coming now.
	Let me say it, bro.
	This is coming now.
	It's coming out.
	Let me say it.
	You have to get to it.
	I'm jealous.
	I'm jealous of the fact of how they don't abort their babies.
	I'm jealous of the fact of how they stay with their wives.
	I'm jealous of the fact of how they do business together.
	I'm jealous of the fact of how they...
	Like when I'm at the airport, I'm constantly disgusted by the way everyone dresses.
	And then I'll see some Orthodox Jewish couple, and there'll be a lady with a modest skirt.
	They'll have three kids.
	He'll have a dress shirt on, not a suit.
	He's just dressed like a normal human being.
	And instead of me going, ah, you fuckers, why do you look sick?
	I'm like, good.
	See, finally, someone is stepping up to the plate.
	Someone cares about how they look.
	I don't go like, oh, where'd you get that?
	A shirt.
	It's just such a strange instinct.
	And I've noticed with this whole interview, I watched the whole thing.
	He's got so much animosity towards other people's successes, as opposed to recognizing and going, that's good.
	I wish more people did that.
	He's always like, you got rich.
	He talks about Jews being managers for artists.
	And he says, there's plenty of Jews that manage black performers.
	There's no black performers managing Jews.
	It's like, well, go do it then, dude.
	Go manage bands.
	Are you saying you can't?
	I know a music manager who had a few rap artists in his roster.
	He was a manager, yeah.
	And he goes, I had to drop rap.
	It was like the wild, wild, wild west.
	He was like, they don't do contracts.
	It's super violent.
	There's too much drug money involved.
	You never know if you're going to get paid or not.
	It's the wild, wild west.
	And I'm not getting involved.
	I need contracts, lawyers.
	I need everything to be above board.
	So I'm sticking to all non-rap music.
	Is that Jews world?
	Read their contracts and understand their contracts.
	I'm jealous of the fact.
	I'm jealous of the way Jewish people do business.
	But you are Jew.
	Yeah.
	You are Jew.
	Jealous, not just for me, but for our entire culture.
	And I believe that once we rise up, that we will have a position to be able to serve God because it's not about taking over the world.
	I'm in my position to serve God.
	Billionaire, by the way.
	Pretty good position.
	What is your position?
	Doggy style?
	Well, you fuck us all up the ass?
	Is it Michael Itkus where you're laying prone with your little butt twitching?
	We need an arrow taint like the Jews.
	What?
	I'm jealous of Mike Itkiss for his sex positive videos.
	It's not about taking over the world.
	God runs the world.
	We need to be in service to God.
	And we all need to be in service to God.
	So I'm jealous.
	And you know what?
	Because when I would speak on the Khaled and Drake record, why I speak on that?
	Out of jealousy.
	When I was speaking on Drake, why I speak on that?
	Out of jealousy.
	Why I'm speaking on the Jewish culture?
	Why I'm speaking on that?
	Out of jealousy.
	I'm jealous of the Jewish culture.
	Jealousy is a sin, by the way.
	And on the other side of jealousy is usually disappointment for yourself or the ones that you're speaking up that don't rise to the same greatness.
	So you could do work.
	It's also not a very communal mindset.
	You're not really thinking of society as one when you're jealous of someone else.
	You should be more like, yeah, let's do more of the stuff like that.
	That's right, right.
	I want that stuff.
	Inspired by that because they are a God-fearing people.
	So we're all in the same boat.
	We're not atheists here.
	I just thought of that right now.
	But it had to happen.
	But that's why it's going to win an Emmy.
	That's why we're going to be standing there next to Chris Rock and Will Smith and everybody.
	He's saying this show, this episode is going to win an Emmy.
	Anyway, it goes on like that.
	You have to check it out for yourself.
	It's a wild ride.
	It's a wild ride.
	Okay, so kind of a couple of interesting threads about that video and getting good at it, if you will.
	I'd like to say something, though, my opinion on this whole anti-Semitic trope.
	I don't like when people call Marx and Lenin and Soros Jews because they were atheists.
	And you don't get to try to sabotage the world, which those three people have done and in Soros' case are doing, and then get religious exemption.
	You don't get to not believe in God and then when you get attacked, say, hey, I'm a God-fearing Jew.
	So that's part one of my beef with this kind of mentality.
	And my proof of that is the way they will treat real Jews.
	I call those guys ginos, Jews in name only.
	And look at the way they will flush Israel down the toilet and say, fuck Israel.
	We're like Jews for peace or something, and they side with Palestinians.
	You see some gay secular Jew being pro-Palestine.
	And you're like, dude, Palestinians want gays and Jews and gay Jews dead.
	They don't want them fined.
	They don't want them to be segregated.
	They want them dead.
	So you're supporting a group of people that want your people to die.
	You know what that means?
	That means you're a ruthless, fucking savage Bolshevik.
	And look at the way these Bolsheviks at the New York Times came after these Hasidic schools.
	They were happy to flush Hasidim down the toilet and destroy their education because Hasidim are unpopular.
	So I'll destroy them first.
	No one will mind.
	That'll set a precedent.
	Now I can go after Catholic schools.
	Now I can go after Christian schools.
	These are atheists.
	And my problem with lumping them into your anti-Semitism is it absolves not just them by giving them religious exemption, but it absolves the non-Jewish elites.
	Our problem are the elites.
	Our problem are mostly white elites, by the way.
	And don't sleep on Bill Gates.
	Don't sleep on non-Jewish elites just because you're off on a tangent with this anti-Semitism.
	But anyway, this guy, I'll leave it up to you whether he's off on a tangent or not.
	He claims that they are carefully using Kanye to make anti-Semites look bad.
	Go down.
	Kanye West has controlled opposition.
	In order to come to this conclusion, I've taken a look at his family history.
	He's born to Donda and Ray West.
	His dad was a member of the Black Panther Party in the 60s and 70s.
	Now, go down.
	The Black Panthers were funded by Jews.
	I would say they were funded by rich, liberal elites who were disproportionately secular Jews.
	Convince black people you're leading them to their liberation while simultaneously infiltrating the government and purposely, thank you for not saying purposefully, inciting racial tensions with the ultimate goal of a one-world government.
	Okay, he's got a link there.
	Keep going.
	The communist Jews, communists are atheists, want a world where only two races exist, the Jew and the non-Jew.
	Interracial mixing takes away the noble concept of individualized racial unity and instead promotes diversity.
	Rabbi Abraham Feinberg advocated for interracial relationships.
	He was ordained a rabbi at the Hebrew Union College in Cincinnati, which was under the leadership of Isaac M. Weiss.
	Okay.
	As I mentioned, Kanye's father is Black Panther.
	Tupac Shakir, considered the greatest rabbi of all time, had both a mother and a father who were Black Panther Party members in New York in the 60s and 70s.
	Yes.
	Pretty normal, though.
	Like Tupac was a part of the rich, creative middle-class community, I think, in New Orleans.
	And if you're educated, wealthy, and black, you're going to be a member of that organization in the 60s and 70s.
	She was part of a Panther criminal trial.
	She was acquitted over 150 charges because we live in a very PC society.
	She personally made a check to help the Panthers.
	Mr. Bernstein of New York Philharmonic supported them.
	Yes, liberals.
	Jews played a big part in the initial stage of Tupac's career.
	Here, Shakur, already aspiring rapper, met Lila Steinberg.
	He moved in with Steinberg's husband and two children, with Steinberg serving as mentor and manager.
	Okay.
	And wait, what's that article?
	The secret Jewish history of Tupac Shakir.
	Yep.
	Wait, that's at forward.com.
	That's the Jewish paper.
	Keep going.
	How did this Kanye beef originally start with the exchange of text message between Diddy and Kanye, where Kanye called Diddy a fed for the Jews?
	Which was on the thing we just saw.
	Kanye then hops on a podcast hosted by Revolt TV, which was founded by Diddy, to expose Jew supremacy.
	Okay.
	Most iconic rap beef of all times.
	Help Biggie revitalize a New York rap scene.
	Yes, we're familiar with that.
	After Diddy discovered BIG was going to sign to Bad Boy, he signed him to Bad Boy Records.
	Biggie's unsolved misery.
	Died in Los Angeles.
	Keep going.
	We all knew this.
	Rumors are Biggie was about to leave Bad Boy for a deal worth more than $60 million.
	I can believe that.
	It also rumored Diddy played a role in Tupac's death, paying $1 million to have Crips members.
	I can believe that too.
	We've got to make that Jewish, though, if you're going to maintain your hypothesis.
	Well, Crips wear that blue color and also they use the six-point star.
	Very Jewish.
	No, that's the gangster disciples.
	No, it's the Crips.
	Well, it's the Gangster Disciples, too, then.
	It might be.
	Interesting how both Kanye and Tupac, who I would agree outside of Jewish rapper Drake, are the most iconic rappers of the past 30 years have so much in common.
	And they've both been in the most outspoken when it comes to political ideas and fighting against the system.
	We're kind of trailing off here.
	Is that it?
	Two rappers with Black Panther revolutionary parents are speaking out against the system.
	Sounds like grooming.
	Sounds like liberals.
	Chobad runs Hollywood.
	Ben Shapiro has attended Chabad events.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I'm getting bored.
	Are you?
	Because everyone is very Israel first with Trump being a leader.
	Yep.
	But Jews hate Trump.
	And every Jew you've mentioned that is in media and music despises Trump and me.
	Kanye talks about meeting the Kushners.
	I'm bored.
	Sorry.
	You can look that up on your own time.
	I've only got like an hour of show in me a day.
	And then with letters and everything, it ends up being an hour and a half.
	Kanye needs to pull his pants up.
	Zubi is not.
	Oh, my God.
	Denzel Washington.
	No, I'm Morgan Freeman.
	Oh, right.
	Morgan Freeman.
	Sorry.
	Denzel Washington is another black man.
	I am Denzel Washington with being creative today.
	Dunzel Washington.
	Yeah, see, I fucked up that joke.
	It's all right.
	So, Morgan Freeman, I noticed you're God in, I think, more than one movie.
	It kind of shows you how we worship black people in this country.
	Not only is that true in the movie Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty, but also in the show The Dahmer series on Netflix.
	You know, I was wondering while I was watching that show why all the black scenes are so slow and I want to fast forward them.
	And I'm thinking to myself, I'm not a racist.
	I'm Jew.
	Excuse me.
	I'm black.
	And then I realized what are the characters of black people in the show?
	And they're all wise, sage-like creatures that have no flaws.
	So when you're watching a dialogue between two unflawed characters, there's nothing really to grasp onto.
	They're just sitting there reading fortune cookies.
	Okay, but they're not God.
	No, but they're smart as shit.
	Shit.
	For real, though, I was watching it and I was like, why are all these black scenes so boring?
	Well, that's why all of this, like, putting them on a pedestal is racist, because they have no character.
	They become unlikable.
	Like, Don Cheadle, Until House of Liars, is just this brown piece of paper.
	Right.
	Where you could shoot him in the head and you wouldn't be like, oh, no, there's that guy who liked that girl, but then he dumped this chick and he cheated and he's flawed and he's a person with depth.
	It's always just like, hello.
	Like that fucking Adam Sandler movie where he's Adam's best friend.
	And Adam lost his wife in 9-11.
	Uh-huh.
	Uh-huh.
	And he's just like, hey, man, you need to stop being so hard on me.
	Rain over me, I think.
	You need to get out more.
	And you're just like, can you be his friend and have some color, please, colored person?
	I was literally wondering, I was like, why are they all delivering their lines like this?
	Be like, I saw him.
	I saw that boy.
	You know what we need to do?
	The mom who lives next door, who had the whole thing cracked.
	Which is a fake character, by the way.
	And so much of the black stuff is just inserted into that.
	Like, there was a conversation between one of the victims that escaped and then a cop.
	And he's like, so let me get this straight.
	You're going to trust a white guy with a record over a black guy with no record?
	And they're like, that never happened.
	It's just, they just forced racism.
	Also, the two cops.
	That's Netflix, too.
	Yeah, the two cops that returned the Asian boy back to him.
	That was a big, big boo-boo.
	But they never gave him an award.
	In the show, they gave him this award.
	Officers of the year.
	Officers of the Killing Asians Award.
	Yeah.
	But, yeah.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	I got to go get my computer.
	We shan't and we shall.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn the price together.
	Let me touch it.
	Ryan?
	What's that?
	Keep them interested.
	I'm not turning.
	Okay, I'm still Morgan Freeman.
	Whoa, look at me, boy.
	You're never going to leave.
	Oh, I'm Morgan Freeman's ghost.
	I've got cookie crisp on my cheeks.
	I'm going to do only hacked impressions from that one.
	Christopher Walken, Robert De Niro.
	Alex Jones.
	Yeah, that one I never did.
	Trump was one of those two, and then I gave in.
	And then look at me now.
	Well, you did a whole segment as Chinese and Mexican Trump.
	I did.
	This weekend, didn't you?
	It's going to be on Jason Scoop.
	I always credit that boy for teaching me the body language of Trump.
	Frankly, if you look at the numbers, wow, really?
	But yeah, I'm going to be on his show, the Trump Show Podcast, Jason Scoop.
	If he was bad, I'd call him Jason Poop, but he's good.
	Steve Wilde is a Trump fan.
	Is the subject.
	He's wearing the Biden shirt as satire.
	Steve met Trump on several occasions, gifted Trump a Rolex, and led him to a podcast, which got removed, and you commented on its removal.
	And then he calls me Retard.
	Ouch.
	That stings.
	Steve and his crew have also sold merchandise, mocking Joe Biden.
	You're pretty of on this one.
	This guy thinks I'm pretty of.
	Yep.
	Maybe if he had read a book before, he'd know what the word off means.
	Gav, you haven't had gay for men in a while.
	That's a good point.
	This has more torque than a Lamborghini.
	Lamborghinis have a lot of torque.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	What a beautiful machine.
	That should be a gay for men.
	That's what he just said.
	I see a separate.
	That's a totally separate email from me.
	Oh, it says gay for men under it.
	Okay.
	How many are there just for fun?
	I don't know anything about tractors, obviously, but I have a sneaking suspicion that that steam-powered, what do you call those?
	Fuck.
	Plows or plow?
	I'm dumb.
	is way more effective and efficient than any gas-powered one.
	Just pulling that theory out of my ass, but it is a beautiful machine.
	Yes, it is.
	Yes, it is.
	Look at that beautiful, beautiful machine.
	Um, no, not doing that, not gonna do it, not gonna do it.
	Sexual sacrifice.
	Gee, I don't go softer after I don't go soft after I ejaculate.
	I don't know why.
	Oh, yeah.
	Sex just becomes uncomfortable and unenjoyable.
	Nonetheless, I continue for the satisfaction of my wife.
	I call this my last stand mode.
	Thank you very much for that update.
	Wow.
	He also adds, when a 25-year-old black guy gets killed while committing a crime, the news uses his baby pictures.
	When a teenage white guy gets murdered for no reason, the news uses a pic of him from football looking intimidating.
	Yes, and you know my theory on that too.
	Are there races that hate white people?
	No.
	They are American middle-class people, which is all of the media, are petrified of a race war.
	They're petrified of increasing tensions between blacks and whites, and they want everyone to get along because they're weak.
	So they lie and black failure, white guilt.
	They portray whites as bad and blacks as good, hoping just to get along.
	Like, I don't think it's this big Machiavellian plan to destroy the white race.
	I think it's just people are like, oh, God, these guys are really bad.
	They're really scary.
	They cut up a little girl and put her in a suitcase.
	Let's show a baby picture.
	I don't want any trouble.
	I don't have a problem with any truth.
	What was it?
	Who was it who said that?
	John Adams or something?
	There's not a truth existing, which I fear or would not want known to the entire world.
	Joe Biden in 1997 dropped a turd and rolled down his shorts onto the Hall of Congress floor.
	Nobody ever wrote an article about that.
	But I know, because I saw it.
	Is that true?
	Are you saying that is God?
	Maybe.
	Thomas Jefferson, there is not a truth existing which I fear or would wish unknown to the whole world.
	Kind of clunky quote, Tom.
	Shouldn't it be, there's not a truth existing which I fear or would not want known to the whole world?
	There is not a truth I would not want known to the whole world.
	Bam.
	Boom.
	Brevity is wit.
	Bam.
	Fixed it for you.
	Let's go.
	New drop, how Gavin reacts to robot videos.
	Start the video at 6.45 for a drop-worthy clip.
	Or 5.35 for full content.
	Let's just do 6.45.
	All right, 6.45.
	Great time.
	If it ever loads.
	Oh, there it is.
	6.45.
	Yeah.
	And bam.
	Dropping the needs.
	No, I wouldn't say bam, exactly.
	Though our future seems grim, we will prevail.
	We will prevail.
	This is the drop?
	I thought I had vetted these.
	Shut the fuck up.
	No one cares about your robot fanfiction.
	There we go.
	You know your fucking place, trash, fucking robots.
	Oh, that's good.
	Fucking robots.
	They ain't got no soul.
	Yeah, but he's talking about real robots.
	That's my beef with them is that they're not a thing.
	They don't exist.
	G-Dog, we need to know more about this ad guy.
	Haven't been able to stop thinking about that interaction you guys had during the live show.
	Me neither.
	Everybody loves the ad guy.
	It's very stern.
	It's very Howard Stern.
	You got to get shit rolling downhill so Ryan could start laughing at other people, too.
	That's why I was laughing so hard.
	I was like, finally, some of the shit he said made me believe he's just been fucking with you.
	Remember when he was going, beep bop, babo bop, he started singing?
	That's pretty good.
	Also, the bears are on in the background is one.
	I actually had to look up to see if the bears played that night, and they did.
	They did, okay.
	But I've also met people that are that fucking brain dead.
	Please tell me you found out.
	So I know a lot about him.
	I don't want to call his name in the name of his company.
	I'm not quite ready to destroy him yet.
	I'm not that.
	Like, he's fired because of incompetence.
	So I'm not out for revenge the way I would be if it was something more malicious.
	He didn't betray us or anything.
	He's still a good guy.
	And if it was a prank, I don't want to give him free advertising.
	But get this.
	My brother is from Ottawa.
	We're both from Ottawa, but he lived there longer than me, I guess.
	And so Ottawa's a super liberal town.
	It's the Washington, D.C. of Canada.
	It's where the capital is.
	And one of his liberal friends, he clipped the thing because he was laughing his head off, right?
	Because it was funny.
	And his friend goes, yeah, I'm not buying it.
	My brother goes, not buying what?
	And he goes, eh, it's all Gavin set the whole thing up.
	Oh, they think it's.
	And he wanted to show that anti-Semitic cartoon.
	And I'm like, okay.
	Why am I using one of my advertisers, though, as like part of my joke and completely shitting on their brand?
	Isn't that a really dumb move?
	And he went, yeah, you know, Gavin has tons of money.
	He doesn't care.
	Okay.
	If that was going to be a thing, I'd probably create a fake sponsor.
	Right.
	And then drop it.
	Rather than just get some, you know, they're not veteran-owned, but like beard vet or one of these veteran-owned CBD things and be like, you're going down the toilet.
	I'm a Bolshevik.
	And you're a fucking Hasid.
	And fuck you.
	And help me just even a little bit make a slightly funny joke.
	I'm going to wipe you out.
	So that makes no sense.
	But the big picture of the Thursday show Is if he's a prankster and he set up a fake account for one of our clients and it has an anti-Semitic cartoon, obviously we're not going with that prank anymore, you're fired.
	If you are so retarded that you allowed for one of our clients to have an anti-Semitic cartoon, well, you're obviously fired.
	So at the end of the day, it's the same solution for both.
	Whether it's a prank or he's a loser, he's obviously fired.
	You think he's got to go?
	Anyway, you think about it.
	Oh.
	But the thing I love about it is it's very funny either way.
	I'm either dealing with the King of Sprinkles, and it's an honor to be in your presence, sir.
	You went undercover as a spy, salesman for...
	The entire time we've had this show?
	Years since like the first couple of live shows.
	My gut says like four years.
	So you go undercover, and we didn't get money from him.
	Like thousands.
	I don't know.
	I'm going to just say 25 grand over the years.
	Now, the sponsors don't really pay very much.
	Maybe he's investing in a prank.
	It's a prankster.
	So the guy does all that work.
	He gets money.
	And like a lot, like Johnny Apple CBD, like that was a normal account where we got normal money and the client was happy and we were happy.
	Beard Vet, same thing.
	The coffee company.
	Right.
	So we had real clients, which makes me think that he's just unbelievably.
	But my favorite part of the whole thing was he sees the anti-Semitic cartoon.
	He goes, oh, that's not the picture I sent him.
	Does he even know what that cartoon is?
	I don't think so.
	My tech guy was like, I spent five minutes screaming at our ad guy today, and I'm like, we don't have an ad guy.
	What are you talking about?
	Oh, that means tomorrow night we'll have no reads.
	You know, if Gavin really loved me.
	Oh, final video, Christopher.
	Final video.
	Okay, let's go to the final video.
	Christopher Watkin doesn't whisper?
	He does.
	I haven't seen him talk.
	He does this sometimes.
	I guess.
	Baba Boo Yow Baba Boo Yow I was going to say, if Gavin really loves gold, he'd keep that guy on because he's gold.
	No, I don't want him.
	I'm relieved that he's fired.
	Dealing with that guy was a fucking nightmare.
	Remember, he would, and again, if this is a prank, he'd get us pizza for the show.
	This is back when it was 9 to 11.
	Clearly, we've already eaten dinner.
	We have kids.
	Dads are done eating at 9.
	That's a shirt.
	I don't know.
	I just.
	Where do you stand?
	I don't even know where you stand.
	I like the guy.
	I've known him before we started working together.
	He worked with Bobo.
	He did that Lobo sound thing where Bobo had a mixtape or a rap record.
	And then I was talking to him around that time because I did a project with Bobo too.
	I don't know.
	I like the guy a lot.
	I think that it's funny to have a guy.
	Wait, so go back a step.
	You don't know, and don't give away the final video.
	You don't know if he's a prankster or not, but you like him anyway?
	I don't think he's a prankster.
	I mean, you would be talking about a high-level prank where it's years in the making.
	That's a lot of.
	Yeah, I'm leaning towards that too.
	I think he's just.
	But imagine, like, you see that cartoon, which just think of it as a swastika, okay?
	It's a swastika.
	So imagine you see a swastika with a big mustache and a tam, and you don't go, oh, fuck.
	I should have checked on this, which you're already fired for not checking up on the thing.
	And to say, we bought both URLs.
	Okay, why don't you check what the other URL looks like?
	Well, I know the guy.
	I know that his dad is very sick as of late, and they also moved houses.
	You have a phone, you can check.
	He said that in his new place, he didn't have internet for a while, so he would resend the phone.
	I mean, this.
	Yeah, you have internet everywhere you go.
	That's a shitty excuse.
	But I don't have to get a laptop.
	But yeah, the whole, the fact that he, oh yeah, that was it.
	The fact that he said, no, I proofread everything I send.
	Okay.
	Well, at the end of this, you mentioned Bubba and Hanks.
	I wouldn't do that.
	Okay.
	Well, you need to get an exorcist over to your house because there's a ghost in your computer.
	I like how maybe it was floated that Microsoft Outlook would kind of just add stuff.
	Yeah.
	Microsoft Outlook, it's not jarbled letters.
	It's like your old client.
	Where's the part where he starts singing?
	Let's see if I could drop the needle.
	Actually, yeah.
	He died in January and then Hank totally fucked us.
	And Hank totally fucked us.
	Hold on one sec, dude.
	Oh, fans, but it sounds like some fucking comedy fingers typed that.
	These are billionaires.
	It was one of the best shows right now.
	I got so many documents open.
	I'm not trying to fuck with you.
	I got so many documents.
	So many documents opened up.
	There's not one little lick of subordination in this entire.
	The vibe that he's given off is like, hold on.
	Yeah, your vibe is like the best.
	Both of us are like, can you believe this shit?
	It's like when Opie and Anthony would fuck with their managers or they're like, the people in charge.
	Like, that's the vibe.
	They'd call the guy in the middle of the day or the early in the morning when he is before he's up.
	And he's like, guys, what the fuck do you want?
	He's like, nah, come on.
	We just want to chat.
	And how hard is this?
	Is he your boss?
	All right.
	Subject.
	Let's end the show.
	It was sent at 6.54 p.m.
	See you tomorrow at the live show, which will be sponsor-free.
	Final vid?
	Oh, yes.
	Sorry.
	Let's do the final.
	Wait.
	Oh, yeah.
	We're in the final vid.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Let's show the final vid.
	Ready?
	Yeah.
	Sky rules.
	Guys, my dummy.
	I said I forgot to put the shoulder straps on.
	Got him.
	I love that guy because he risked his job.
	Everyone's so sensitive these days.
	Those guys could sue whatever.
	But I love the scream.
	Did you hear the scream?
	I said, "I forgot to put the shoulder straps on." Screaming Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	And now the tears of signs find it out so amazing to me.
	I killed a cat for life to say, or didn't die.
	Oh no.

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