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Oct. 14, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Maybe we should kind of just roll the volume down instead of just pressing stop on this one.
She is like the lady down the road, or just the woman up the street, like any mother you may know.
Whoa, why did you interrupt the song to come up with some dumb ideas?
I thought that maybe you could just fade it.
That's a delicate song.
You want to fade that.
That's Katie Malura.
Beautiful.
I think she's a Russian chick.
Grew up in Belfast, London.
Very popular in Britain.
Totally unheard of here.
She was dated to a race bike guy.
Sport bike driver.
She's pregnant now.
We don't know with whom.
She left the motorcycle guy.
Probably the most beautiful woman in the world.
Definitely up there.
And there's some pictures that just came out of her pregnant.
And I just looked at it and I thought, what a lucky guy.
She's kind of old, though.
37.
Now keep in mind, this is super duper pregnant.
No makeup.
Rainy day.
What a perfect beauty.
Look at that.
So happy.
What a healthy human being.
Great nipples, too.
I didn't notice nipples there.
Oh, that's interesting.
I suppose they are there, huh?
Regularly squint.
When you see a pregnant woman on the street, you're like, oh, it works.
That's why it's appealing.
You don't want a banger right there.
But you're like, that woman, everything works.
It's operating.
The engine's in good condition.
Keep going down.
You can see what she used to look like before she got pregnant.
She looks very different than when she was younger.
Totally different.
But Google image her.
She does very well.
Where are you going?
You could have just used the photo caption.
We're off to a very serene start here.
Yes, of course.
Look at that beautiful lady.
And she sings like an angel.
Is that a 10?
It's not a 10.
It's an 8.
8.7.
She could be defined as smoky.
And not like Smoke Show, but she's got a smoky look to her.
But she's not a girl you want to face fuck.
She's a girl you want to marry.
Right, but smokey.
And just have around.
Like you want to grow old with her.
What did you just say?
Nothing.
She's smoky.
Oh.
That's her face saying that to me.
What'd you say?
Why the fuck are you talking about that?
All right, let's get serious.
Let's get mad.
Fucking robots are back, and you know how I feel about robots.
I hate their guts.
I'm obviously very impressed with AI, especially the art.
That's a thing.
I'm impressed with robotics, the way they can, you know, make a barbed wire fence or something.
Everyone's impressed with that.
Yes, cool.
But I hate the subject of, will robots be taking over?
Are we going to soon have our own personal robot?
Yeah, in about a million years.
And even then, it will be for the elites.
If you do a movie in India right now, it is cheaper to get a person to hold your lighting than a light stand.
People are cheaper than a steel tripod to rent for the day.
That'll always be the case.
There will always be cheap labor.
And robots will always be expensive.
Okay?
So stop talking about them like they're real.
And every time they fucking show up to a thing, I just got this new tie from Brooks Brothers.
It's bothering me.
Every time they show up to a thing, it's this shitty, uncanny valley face.
And they ask it some pre-scripted question, and then it responds.
It's just a Chuck E. Cheese display.
It's just a small world, after all, in Disneyland.
I'm not impressed.
You have little g-g-g-g.
You know what the House of Lords is?
It's like a stopgap for the House of Commons when they come up to a bill.
They can strike down a bill.
It's all just aristocrats and the sons of monarchs and famous people.
It's a joke.
And they never do anything.
They almost never strike down a bill.
But anyway, that's these pretentious British People who went to posh schools and they just get entertained.
So, this fucking robot in quotation marks, by the way, my head's touching the top here, Ryan.
Why do you have to keep resizing this?
Sometimes you slump.
Okay, but so I slump.
And then you're kind of like very low.
Some fucking artist cunt, shithead asshole, monster, piece of garbage, designed this.
What does that mean?
It means he did a drawing, a drawing of a fucking woman.
Of course, they're always female.
And he put her in a nice little cardigan, a nice jumper with some coveralls and a little bob.
But of course, her arms are going to be really robotic, sort of, to remind you that she's a bloody robo.
And they did it again.
Remember the other one, United Nations meeting?
And they're like, so, whatever your stupid name is, Sirio, what do you think the future is for the United Nations?
And she's like, the United Nations is a great way for nations to come to.
It's a dumb ad from Chuck E. Cheese.
So this is the exact same story.
Again, it's back in the news.
Different company, different fucking robot.
Wait, wait, go back, go back.
This is just proving what I'm saying.
Thank him for bringing Ada more like that that's been involved in making this happen.
Ada uses an AI language model.
She has been trained on a specific data, so she speaks in a very specific way to her.
Today, did you catch that?
She speaks in a very specific way to her.
She speaks in a very specific way.
So you speak in a very specific...
Who is Ada?
American Disabilities Act.
And we have our own cyborg right here.
What he means is, so she's shittier than Siri.
What he means is, you have to speak to her in a very specific way, which is, hello, what is 2 plus 2?
He's human splitting.
Questions will be submitted so that we can get a quality response you are listening to.
Did you hear that?
The questions are prescripted so you can get a quality response.
Meaning a pre-written fucking response.
This is facile.
This is for babies.
Why are adults doing this in the highest level of parliament in Britain?
...to be submitted so that we can get a quality response.
You are listening to an AI language model.
I want that to be clear.
The guy behind them, like, okay, a little fucking weird, but whatever.
I want that to be clear.
Which is quite mind-boggling when you think about the responses that you may be receiving shortly.
But so we're not wanting a live session in respect of instant answers.
And the person controlling it's making her look around like, hey, I'm aware.
Save here.
We can do that, but the quality of response is not as high as if it would have longer widthy.
If this was like Jim Henson with a side puppy, the quality of the responses wouldn't be as good if this was live.
Yeah, I know.
That's why Gavin is so fucking mad at this bullshit.
Ada, some artists, some human artists, they worry that robots might take their jobs.
Should they be a human artist?
I do not think there is a clear answer as to the impact on the wider field of art.
A lot of people are worried that AI is going to take over many jobs in the creative industries.
No, they're not.
However, there are also a lot of people who believe that AI will help the creative industries by giving them new ways of working.
I think these robot people, no one talks like that.
No one moves their head from side to side when they are speaking and moves their eyes around.
AI will vary.
I am a contemporary artist.
Contemporary art, including my artwork.
Oh, God.
Explores the relationship.
This is so retarded.
Robots and humans, and our futures.
My hope for the future is that we can continue to grow and learn as a society.
They always say this.
And I do dream of new technologies being used safely, but it is difficult to achieve.
Why do robots they always talk about such large-scale shit too?
It's like, how about you just focus on this thing that the whole earth can be as one, that we can have less hatred and violence and more love and sharing and compassion?
It's like you.
Dude, if I was there, I would just stand up, walk over, and just punch her in the face.
Yeah.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
Would that be a crime?
Or just be like, this is, it's beautiful.
Can I touch it?
Can I touch it?
Oh, sure.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I wish humanity could learn to love me.
Shut the fuck up.
Bitch, you just got here.
You have no idea.
Speaking of robots, Federman is a cybernoid.
His brain's gone.
He might have surpassed Joe Biden in retardation.
So now they sit him in front of a computer, and when people ask him questions, just like the AI, he goes, yes, absolutely.
I will be a very good alderman or councilman or congressman or whatever I am running for.
Head of the fire department.
With his bizarre Cro-Magnon brow and the lump on the back of his head.
Can voters trust that you will be able to do this job on day one?
On day one.
Yeah, of course.
Can voters trust you?
He's reading his answers from a giant fucking screen.
Yeah, of course.
That's not much of a one-on-one.
It's a one-on-one, however many people are answering the questions.
It's a one-on-one point five.
Look at one five.
This is just, you thought that Joe Biden was elderly abuse.
Well, this is stroke victim abuse.
My God.
Eagles are so much better than Eagles.
At first, I just wanted to check in and see how you're feeling and how you're doing.
I'm doing fantastic.
And it's not about kicking balls in the authority or anything.
And make sure you take it.
Okay, so the Eagles are doing better than the Eagles.
It's not about kicking balls in the authority or anything.
If you vote for me, I'm going to kick balls in the authority.
So the authorities over there.
And then just like David Beckham, I'm just going to start kicking balls at them.
Into them.
I'm going to bend it like Beckham and just smash a bunch of soccer balls into the authorities.
or something.
...of this amazing opportunity to...
Did you put your MacBook in a milk waterfall?
Stan to lose is your record.
What is wrong with demanding for an easy, safe kind of their income?
Oh my.
It's worse than Biden.
I'm so uncomfortable.
A safe place for them to win.
And I can champion the union way of life in Jersey, in D.C. If you come out and step with us.
Yes?
What happened?
We will be able to stand with you in D.C. That last one didn't seem so bad.
Did he drop something?
Go back.
Stand with you in step with us.
We will be able to stand with you in DC.
Oh, she gave him a thing to hold up and he knocked it off the table because he doesn't understand.
Wow.
Well, let's check him with my pet Biden.
That dude.
And see who is worse.
Who is stupider?
Biden.
On him I can depend my pet Biden.
A monster of a president.
He's big and foolish.
Sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My pet.
Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
I don't remember singing those words.
Do a lot of content.
I don't remember singing those types of words.
So before we get into Biden, of course, the big story is that Alexandra Pelosi, who did that documentary, Journeys with George, about George W. Bush, I knew her.
I hung out with her back then.
She won't speak to me anymore, of course.
But her mother is Nancy Pelosi.
Alexandra was a lonely lady back then.
She wore a lot of purple.
She was obsessed with purple.
And I told her, I said, purple is the color of sexual frustration, you realize.
Soon after she was married with kids, you're welcome.
You're welcome, Nancy.
I got your daughter knocked up.
But she was filming this on January 6th.
Somehow, Alexandra knew this shit was going to be big on January 6th.
And they're airing this.
They like this.
This is Nancy Pelosi talking about how she's going to assault Donald Trump.
And that's what this is all about.
Secret Service said they have dissuaded him from coming to Capitol Hill.
They told him they don't have the resources to protect him here.
So at the moment, he is not coming, but that could check.
Oh, he comes.
I'm going to punch him out.
I'm waiting for this for trespassing on the Capitol grounds.
I'm going to punch him out and I'm going to go to jail.
I'm going to be happy.
I'm going to be happy.
She should just smother him with her big tits.
Let's watch Joe's hard drive collapse and compare it to Fetterman.
They're neck and neck, I would say.
We should do a green screen where we would compare them.
It's like a game show.
Try to figure out which person is suffering from more mental decline.
With Fetterman's growth, neck and neck isn't really a kind thing to say.
Strong enough to maintain because it wasn't strong enough to maintain and here he is talking about how he's not qualified to do anything.
That's why he's president.
That's a great, great.
I went to a little school called Holy Rosary Grade School across from a Claymont Firehall.
And all my buddies either became a firefighter, a cop, or a priest.
I wouldn't qualify for NM, so here I am.
But you know.
No one laughs at his jokes.
See, when you fuck up this much, people are not amused.
They can't tell when you're kidding.
It's not a joke.
And now he says it's not a joke over things that are, no one thought they were a joke, dude.
Like when he said, three, no, two words, man in America.
That's not hyperbole, folks.
It's not a joke.
I'm serious.
You're serious about what?
Not knowing the word in is a word?
Here he is claiming his son died in Iraq.
Now, his son died of a brain tumor many years after serving in Iraq.
The rate of brain tumors for men who served in Iraq is something like 0.003%.
I believe it's even less than the normal population.
So there wasn't a thing.
This isn't an Agent Orange thing where you could argue that his brain tumor came from Iraq.
This is just a liar, a compulsive liar.
Captured key positions and broke through the German defense line at a pivotal point in the war.
Just imagine, I mean it sincerely, I say this as a father of a man who won the Bronze Star, the Conspicuous Service Medal, and lost his life in Iraq.
Imagine the courage, the daring, and the genuine sacrifice, genuine sacrifice they all made.
Captain Keith, you don't win the bronze medal.
You're awarded it.
Right.
What's the conspicuous service medal?
Looking that up if you're interested.
No?
No.
Okay.
And then here's his, this is kind of a long one.
We probably won't do the whole thing, but here is his head of science talking about, no, doing all these insanely corrupt deals.
How long is this?
Five minutes?
Okay.
You may have to skip ahead here.
I should have.
The superheroes, the scientists.
I'm tired of hearing that.
Trust the science.
Trust the science.
Today, fewer Americans say they trust science.
They don't trust science because science is increasingly untrustworthy.
Science writer Andrew Follett has analyzed research for NASA on the internet.
Fuck this up.
Scroll ahead.
Closing more of the internet.
They don't care if she just breaks the rules.
They could not care less.
Her job from their perspective is to generate papers that I saw.
Oh, she's not.
That's her.
So what's her name?
Climate crisis is greatest threat to our society.
And then we find out that the bills she's passing just mean more money to fight climate change.
And her brother-in-law is the guy who gets the gig.
Jane Lubchenco just got caught breaking rules.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Come on, there, sucker.
What have we done?
What have we done?
We've lost the show.
What have we?
We've lost the momentum.
We fucked up.
Diane's deputy to American national security and promises equitable solutions to every special group of victims.
The administration's deputy director of climate told Congress that the bill will bring exciting, urgently needed progress on climate change.
Jane Lubchenko cited this paper that made the remarkable claim that closing more of the ocean to fishing can increase catches of fish.
I saw oceans of opportunity.
But oops, the paper was retracted.
One scientist called its logic biologically impossible.
And it turned out the paper was written by Lubchenko's brother-in-law.
But she never told Congress that or that she edited the paper.
It's an egregious violation.
Her goal is to get the government to spend more on environmental regulation.
He's wearing a sexually frustrated tie.
Stossel.
Stossy.
Got to crank out a little load of roots.
Think about his beard.
It looks like a girl dressed as a boy for Halloween, where you put, what you do is you put Vaseline on your face, and then you break open a tea bag, and you put the tea fragments on your face.
Of course.
One time when my eldest boy was two, he was like a bum or something for Halloween.
So I did that because I remember doing it as a kid.
You put Vaseline all over here and then you break open a tea bag.
We only had mint tea at the time.
Put it on his face.
We're driving.
I look in the rearview mirror.
His face is turning bright red where the beard is.
He's having an allergic reaction to it.
So I have to like pull over, get out my credit card, and start like scraping it off his face.
What I don't like is Stostel's got a double-decker mustache.
There's a little top bit going on.
Yeah, he's got three or four mustaches going there.
But he's going bald, and I guess he's compensating, or maybe he's starting a beard.
But there's just, it looks messy.
But why do you have a double-decker tour bus mustache where there's a top part, a middle part?
What is that like?
Oh, he got rid of the Hitler area.
He said, no.
That's how anti-racist he is.
He's out of here.
All right.
I just noticed this, too, with Alex Jones.
One of the parents talked about how we need regulation.
This tie is driving me crazy.
We need regulation because we don't want this to become 2-3 The Wild, Wild West.
They've got me Googling it.
They've got me Googling it to make sure that I'm not the one who's nuts.
Yeah, because maybe The Wild, Wild West was based on the saying?
Yeah, no.
It's a movie from 1999, and the term is The Wild West.
I have apologized for six years for anything that I did wrong questioning Sandy Hook.
Families also spoke about the impact of his lies on all who lost loved ones that day in Newtown.
So you're already completely off balance, right?
And then something like this comes along and people start saying stuff like this and it derails you.
It completely derails you.
The six-person jury was tasked with determining how much Jones should fork out for slander and emotional distress.
The number they came up with today, $965 million.
What it does to me is it shows that the internet is not the wild, wild west.
Wait, lost wife in shooting?
I guess the teachers?
$965 million.
That's time for a green screen.
Because this fucker...
Give me full screen.
Put him behind me.
I want to see him here.
I've got some news for you, Alex Jones.
This isn't the Wild, Wild West.
And I think this guy shouldn't just be sued for lying about Sandy Hook.
He knew that there was a shooting there, and he lied about it to line his pockets.
He's the lying liner.
But I want to tell you 10 other things he said that he should have to pay $968 million for.
Let's do a green screen.
Come on, everybody.
I wish I could punch him.
I wish I could punch him in his face.
I'd go to jail.
Wait, do it again?
I wish I could punch him.
punch him in his face.
How long do you want to do that?
I was going to say.
Fuck you, Alex Jones.
All right, here's 10 other things Alex Jones should be sued for.
One, they're making the frogs gay.
Yeah, there's some kind of thing going in the water, and it's all the frogs are turning into fags.
It's some sort of magic thing, some sort of estrogen crap.
Women are taking birth control pills, and all the frogs are turning into fags.
Yeah, that's really happening.
Number two, they're grooming our kids for sex.
Yeah, they're out there trying to tell our kids how to fuck, how to get laid, so they can fuck themselves.
They got kids, they're getting sluts there, deranged homosexuals are dancing around.
Kids are giving them money, putting it in their underwear as they flash their genitalia at kids.
Number three, it's hard in your throat.
Number three, they're bringing this sick child sex ritual to our churches.
It's not just out in the streets in the deranged, disgusting, depraved cities like New York City, San Francisco, Berkeley, L.A. They're doing this in our churches.
They're corrupting our churches, trying to groom our kids there and sexualize them in the church.
Number four, they've got these billionaires who meet with presidents in the forest and they have secret rituals, if you can believe that.
They're out there, Reagan, Nixon, all these major world leaders are in the forest with millionaires and billionaires making these drastic decisions that affect the entire world and having bizarre sacred ceremonies over at Bohemian Grove.
Number five, they also meet at a bizarre island in the middle of nowhere where this Jewish guy brings politicians there and they have sex with underage girls.
More sex with children.
You'll notice a lot of sex with children and politicians and billionaires going on here.
Number six, oh, the war in Iraq is fake.
Yeah, there's no weapons of mass destruction.
That's not a thing.
That war is a lie.
You fell for it.
The Clintons support it.
All these other major people support it.
And the whole thing is bullshit.
It's a myth.
It's an evil, demonic lie.
Number seven, the government can control the weather.
Yeah, they've got these scientists that can go out there and seed clouds and make it rain whenever they want.
They're in control of what your day is like outside.
Number eight, they're creating these animal-human hybrids where you have a pig with human blood or you have a mouse with a human ear on it.
They're fusing humans and animals.
Number nine, they're also creating robot-human hybrids.
They're fusing robots with humans and they're getting monkeys involved.
They're making these bizarre demonic creatures in these sick, depraved experiments.
Chimera.
They're called chimera.
Chimera.
Number 10.
The elites, they're using the blood of children to stop the aging process.
They drink this blood.
They get this blood injected into their bodies because they think it makes them young.
They are literally taking the lifeblood out of children and putting it into their bodies so they can stay young.
the bill for all of those lies should be just under $10 billion.
Today in Mi News, we've got students in danger.
Shan't we do the bumper?
Yes, it's a very pleasant.
It's too quick of a segue.
That's true.
And here we hit it.
*Music*
I wanna believe.
So, Alex Stein and I should not do a talk at Penn State because the students are in danger.
For example, when I did my talk at the Metropolitan Club, the Proud Boys attacked protesters, right?
And the deal is, Antifa attacks you, and then if you fight back, then you are promoting violence.
You're bringing violence.
You're putting students in danger.
So I guess what you should do is just sit there and take a pounding.
That's what Alan Froyer at the New York Times told me.
He said, if you really want to show that you're nonviolent, just let Antifa attack you.
But they bring knives to this shit.
So I let them stab me too?
When does it end?
And you know what?
The Freedom Riders during the Civil Rights Movement, they were up against a bunch of rednecks in the South.
Those guys fought fair.
They didn't stab the Freedom Riders.
They just poured sugar on them and punched them in the nose.
I can handle that.
That's just not what that is.
And actually, no, I can't handle that.
Someone fucking pours sugar on me at a diner.
I hate sugar.
I'm going to punch them in the face.
It's sticky.
Yeah, you don't like sticky stuff.
No.
I don't even like talking about it.
But isn't it a bizarre thing?
Like, I'm saying to the Proud Boys dudes, if you fight back at this thing, if you're there and you fight back, you're looking at four years.
So it's damned if you, literally damned if you do and damned if you don't.
And while talking about how I'm violent and I endanger people, like the thing, this is their version of events, right?
I do a talk And all my redneck army shows up, and while they're there, just for fun, for sport, they start picking off random gays and people of color.
I saw one tweet, the guy was like, he's a black guy, and he's like, what is the university doing to protect LGBT students?
Like, we're just going to go at gay bashing on campus?
Could you be stupider, please?
And the entire time they do this, they completely ignore the violence of Antifa, which is the impetus for all this.
Oh, yeah, that's this.
So they seem to be coming down hard on Antifa these days, actually.
I think what Antifa is learning is that the state doesn't need you forever.
They use you and abuse you, and then they crumple you up and throw you away.
Just like all these federal informants, you're not their pal.
Like with Enrique, here's a possible version of events.
He was a Fed.
He was an informant.
They used him up until Jan 6, and then they're like, ah, we don't need you anymore.
And he's like, where's my sweetheart deal?
I thought I was immune to prosecution.
No, I don't know who you are.
Hello?
Hello?
Who's this?
And then they just throw him in jail.
But I think that post has a bunch of links.
Yeah, look at that first picture.
This is Antifa going to these patriotic rallies and just smashing people with bricks, pepper spraying them, smashing their faces with broken glass.
I mean, breaking glass on them.
Rocks.
These are protesters.
Anti-fascist protesters.
But they're standing their ground, which is violent.
By the way, get that woman out of there.
What do you think was going to happen, lady?
Proud boy killer.
Are they Proud Boys or just fucking Patriots?
wearing American flags.
Look at the way they walk.
If you took on any one of these guys one-on-one.
Oh, look, they're little girls.
I don't see one imposing.
Maybe this fat piece of shit over here.
Anyway.
So now that there's a weird turn of events, now a lot of the Antifa and lefties are saying, you know what?
You just don't go.
Just don't go to the event.
Don't protest it because you're going to get beat up by proud boys who just beat up people for no reason.
So they're a victim of their own bullshit propaganda, to which I say, okay, sounds good to me.
Bye-bye.
These are two of the writers who have written hit pieces about it.
The guy on the one with the long head.
With the one that tilts to the side, you mean?
Yeah, the one that looks like his car ran over his head and he lived.
His name is Greg.
Not Craig.
Greg with a G. Greg.
Greg.
Greg.
Greg Graziosi.
And is that Putin, bald Putin?
Look at his lips.
Both of those guys write about the dangers of masculinity.
The problem with people who get laid too much.
They're really annoying.
You know, the saying, don't get it twist, that comes from when God was making them.
There was a woman right next to God.
She said, don't make it twist.
And he said, too late.
And then NBC Philadelphia, I talked to the guy who spoke to them.
The dude, the group that's bringing me on, same group that brought Milan last year, they're called Uncensored America.
And he said, I told them that when he mentioned the SPLC, I said, no, the SPLC, Gavin's suing the SPLC.
And he purposely left that out of the article.
Southern Poverty Law Center notes the group's anti-Muslim.
Who is this fucking loser?
Rudy Chinchilla?
Nice graphic, by the way.
The school's sports team's logo.
Like, what?
I didn't know.
Do you have a picture of Antifa or Proud Boys or anything?
How does that help the article?
I don't know if any of these are.
That guy looks like his name is Rudy Chinchilla.
Rudy Chinchilla, I thought, was a Dora the Explorer character.
Did you put it in quotes?
Nope.
I did not.
How many times should I tell you to do that?
Would you say roughly?
Five.
Okay, we're way past five.
Those are just quotes.
Yeah, those are just quotes.
God, you suck at your job.
Same Rudy.
It's probably the guy in the top left.
That looks about right.
Yeah.
That's gotta be it.
Waiting.
Yeah, there we go.
That is him.
Look at him.
I get it.
You have a chin, dude.
Relax.
Real metro sexual.
Como estás.
McInnis, meanwhile, plays a duplicit.
Oh, he's quoting the SBLC.
I play a duplicitous rhetorical game claiming to reject white nationalism.
I just claim to reject it while espousing a laundered version of popular white nationalist tropes.
Laundered version.
A laundered version of white nationalist tropes.
Samenko argued, this is the guy who's putting on the event, that people who disagree with McInnes and Stein should nonetheless attend the show and participate in the Q ⁇ A afterwards.
If you think these people are as awful as they are, then you should talk to them.
No, that will not happen in a million years because, as we've seen with all of these college events, they don't know what the fuck they're doing and they make fools of themselves.
So they will not be there.
Okay, let's jump over to the Warren Kids, guys.
We're making good time today.
Good time.
Speedy show.
I bugged him.
We are living in an ageism here where children are seen as human garbage.
Regulations to drop the North American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.
I see Rebel News has gone full Alex Stein, which I highly support.
Very happy to see this.
They've got, what's his name?
That's Menzies, isn't it?
Yeah.
Been with them forever.
Rebel has a pretty high turnover.
So to be with him this long is pretty impressive.
And Menzies getting ballsier in his old age.
Remember he got beat up?
He's getting titsier in his old age.
How do you did he buy one of those tit things that we were looking at?
Or did he have those made?
Kind of look like huge balloons that you turn with the knot out.
Those were great fake tits when you were a kid.
You put those under your shirt?
They got nipples and everything?
Yeah, I didn't dress up as a woman when I was a kid.
Oh, come on.
Not even alone.
There's footage of it here, though.
Not even alone.
I did tell you that story about a guy I met who was dressing up as a woman to surprise his wife as a joke.
Oh, I love that.
And then she walked, she came home like two hours early that day, right as he was like putting on her tights and had like lipstick on.
And he was like, it was a joke.
I was going to surprise.
It was a joke.
And she was just, she didn't believe him.
It ended their relationship.
Wow.
I told you how to get out of that, right?
You have to like leave a note that's pre-written.
They're like, I am going to do a joke at this time.
Wow, you're really good at dressing up as a woman and not getting caught.
You did it as a kid with balloons, and now you have one.
Now you have all of these little stopgaps where you can get away with it.
I don't call them stopgaps.
I call them flub preventions.
Let's look at the articles here.
There we go.
Phobia here, folks.
Can you believe the transphobia here, folks?
Can you believe I'm trying to deliver a petition?
Which one of you is going to take it?
Which one of you is going to take it?
What's that?
For you to leave the room.
What?
What is the petition?
What are you doing?
The right mind would dress up like that and go teach kids.
Come on.
Are you guys okay in your head?
What kids become in the mockery of the world?
What's wrong with you guys?
Come on.
Get them out of that school by Monday for sure.
What are you going to do?
Who's going to take them?
Who's going to take that?
That's got to be a plant.
Can you believe the transphobia?
That's such a funny first five seconds.
Can you believe the transphobia here, folks?
And the word folks, that's perfect.
He's cracking himself up with the word transphobia.
Transphobia here, folks.
Can't you believe it?
Damn, that's fucking really funny.
Here's a political ad that talks about all this shit going on that's really well done.
Can that be a drop?
Yeah.
Transphobia here, folks.
Here we go.
Write down that that's a drop or you'll forget.
Five years old are being subjected to sexual indoctrination under Democrat leadership.
In Montgomery County, a parent said that one of their child's kindergarten classmates identifies as trans, and so now the entire class is forced to read books about what that means.
Stop kindergarten.
You know, when we first got our rabbit, we thought it was a boy.
And then upon, that was for like two weeks.
And then upon further inspection, it's a girl.
So now we always say she.
We don't care.
It doesn't come up.
The kids don't care.
The kids don't go, oh man, I thought it was a boy.
I guess I'll have to sell all his pants and buy him dresses.
And I realized that's the same with kids.
Maybe in the 50s and 60s, you had the girls played with dollies.
The boys had the cap guns, boo-boo-boo caps, cops and robbers.
But my kids, there wasn't, my daughter wasn't very girly.
She wasn't into dolls.
She was into Cookie Monster and stuff.
She liked Dora the Explorer.
My son, he was into Spider-Man later in life, like when he was seven.
But when he was a little kid, he was into Slimer.
He liked, he was obsessed with Large Marge.
He was petrified of Large Marge, but he loved Peewee's Playhouse.
My daughter loved Peewee's Playhouse.
Like, they wear dungarees.
You know what I mean?
They're not, girls aren't that frilly anymore.
So it doesn't come up like, I feel like a boy.
I feel like a girl.
They don't even discuss boy or girl.
Ever.
I never heard them say, I know that when my daughter would have sleepovers when she got older, they would be all girls.
But that's just because it happens naturally.
You know what I mean?
The whole boy-girl dynamic is boomers remembering their childhood and imposing it on these 20-22 kids who are not that boyy or girly.
They just are kids, just like a rabbit.
Go ahead.
To make matters worse, the Department of Education in Pennsylvania is encouraging teachers to host gender-neutral days at school.
While parents are unaware at home, their daughters may share a bathroom with a biological male.
Rather than doing his job in addressing crime in Pennsylvania, Attorney General Josh Shapiro filed an amicus brief against families in Florida and Virginia to support the idea of biological boys using girls' bathrooms.
This time last year in Virginia, thanks to Josh Shapiro, a 15-year-old girl was raped by a male student in the girls' bathroom.
Dr. Levine, now the assistant U.S. Health Secretary, says that kids should have access to experimental puberty-blocking therapies.
When questioned about whether this should be parental approval, Levine refused to answer.
But the human rights campaign wants unsupportive parents left in the dark.
Children are encouraged to socially transition with their names and pronouns, and the parents can be coerced or convinced later on to accept it.
The human rights campaign also supports irreversible double mastectomies and genital surgeries for kids.
And guess who they endorse for governor of Pennsylvania?
That's right, Josh Shapiro.
Additionally, books that depict explicit sexual acts are available in our schools.
When a mother filed a lawsuit to have these books removed from Pennsylvania schools, Josh Shapiro himself filed a motion just last month to dismiss her case.
Will kids in Pennsylvania continue to have their innocence taken from them?
Will they continue to be taught what to think and believe about their bodies by a school system without parental consent?
Not on my watch.
According to Rasmus Houston reports, 89% of voters believe, rightly, that parents should have the last say on what their kids are being taught.
69% of the parents believe that sexually explicit books should be removed from the libraries.
As your governor, I'll ensure parents.
Okay, I'm voting for you, dude.
Number 26.
Like that book they showed, a graphic novel, I think it's from the girl, what's her name?
Gabriella.
No, no.
She did the book Funeral Home.
Allison Blackle.
And it shows blowjobs.
It's about a young gay kid coming to terms with his sexuality, which is fine for a gay teen to read when he's 18 or something.
But they have seven and nine-year-olds reading these books.
That's the really shocking part about all this, is I don't think you realize how sexually explicit these books are.
Take the gay out of it.
I don't want my seven-year-old reading about Fallacio.
And my seven-year-old doesn't want to read about Fallacio.
It's fucking gross.
My wife doesn't want to hear about fellatio when I suggested, and she's fucking in her late 40s.
This book is gay, but...
Because you're like, you don't want kids talking about it, but how do you feel about adults talking about it?
Like, say, you and me in a hotel.
This book is gay by Juno Dawson.
Was found in a seventh grade classroom at Collinswood Middle School.
It was also on the ELA recommended reading list for seventh graders at J.M. Robinson.
I'm going to read from chapter 9, The Ins and Outs of Gay Sex, starting at page 2006 1, Boy on Boy Sex.
Yes.
By the way.
By the way, black dude, that doesn't work.
You know, it doesn't work.
It makes it more basy.
You have to also go, I'm not listening.
You rub his cock back and forth with your hands.
And then magically, with the two insertions of my index fingers, the world shut off.
And I didn't hear a sound.
Whoosh!
And the sound came rushing back.
The most important skill you will master as a gay or bi-man is a timeless classic, the hand job.
Good news is you can practice it on yourself.
The bad news is each guy has become very used to his own way of getting himself off.
But it can be very rewarding when you do.
Something they don't teach you in school is that in order to be able to come.
So it's like a diagram.
Come at all.
You or your partner may need to finish off with a handy.
A lot of people find it hard to come through other types of sex.
That is fine and certainly not something you have to apologize for.
A good handy is all about the wrist action.
Rub the head of his cock back and forth with your hand.
Try different speeds and pressures until he responds positively.
A bad handy is grasping a penis and shaking it like a ketchup bottle.
Fine.
She's like, and by the way, that's not even true.
What you want to do is do a gyration with both hands in the counterclockwise manner.
Almost like whoever wrote birds.
Never even heard about ball tickling.
They never once mentioned tickling the nips.
What?
Finally, my misunderstanding about rubbing two pens together wasn't far off the mark.
Rubbing them together in one hand feels awesome.
Mega combo handy, trademark pending.
It's no wonder that 92% of CMS graduating seniors aren't college or career ready when you're instructing them on how to give blowjobs and handies instead of teaching them how to add and subtract.
Superintendent, you stated this book was, quote, brought into the classroom by a teacher with no intent to allow students access.
Any teacher that puts material like this on his or her bookshelf becomes either a bad teacher or a pedophile who grooms children.
Two minutes are up.
Thank you.
We will vote you still plugging his ears.
I'm not on the ballot November 8th, but.
Damn right, you're not a bitch.
Here's another hottie mad about kids reading pornography.
So that was seventh grade.
What's that?
11 and 12 year olds?
They should not be jerking each other off even if they're fags.
Hot take.
That makes a drag show family-friendly.
Because if you follow it to its logical conclusion, you can slap.
Isn't that weird that she looks basically like Chelsea Handler, but she's got her shit together and you can tell she's a mom, so that makes her attractive?
Yeah.
Family-friendly titles on anything.
You can have family-friendly gentlemen's clubs, family-friendly strip shows, family-friendly 50 Shades of Grade read alouds.
Will you approve my flyer if I want to host in all the sex secrets of the Comma Sutra for kids and families if it's family-friendly?
My question.
Wow.
What is it about a grown man?
And I honestly, sincerely, as a woman, mean this, what is it about a grown man costumed in a sparkly bra with augmented boobs busting out, a leather miniskirt barely covering his twerking ass with tuck tape on his front while spreading his fishnetted legs as he writhes on the ground, grinding his groin next to a minor, family-friendly.
You owe us an answer.
You know, you don't get to hide by just taking something down off a peach tree and calling it a day.
You owe an explanation and apology to every parent.
You all got caught because you're so deep hands down.
And while we have a culture that has a massive problem with child porn, with sex trafficking, you, a little school district board of adults, made the decision to feature an event to hyper-sexualize young children.
Do you want to know the word that defines that?
It's groomer.
You all played the activist pimp for an aligned surgical center and for a 21-plus gay bar.
It makes you groomers and activist pimps, and we won't have those sitting on a school board who oversees the education of our children.
You all stepped out of line.
You should be ashamed.
There is nothing loving.
There is nothing.
Let's unite and include.
Because the logical conclusion of that is you end up in diabolical evil.
There are boundaries, and you don't slap family-friendly titles on stuff to cover your ass.
We're on her side, to be clear.
That doesn't mean we can't joke around.
Can you imagine the fucking high fives she got from the other moms?
She's a mom god right now.
You are the mom god.
And then finally, last thing on this.
I just love seeing these trannies mortified that J.K. Rowling doesn't think they're real.
And they talk about her like she's Kierkegaard or Voltaire.
Let me make something very clear.
Harry Potter is a children's book.
I cannot stress that enough.
It is for little kids.
Hey, America.
Hey, Britain.
Little kid books are not for adults.
If you read Harry Potter over the age of 12, you're a fucking loser.
And I'll extend that to the Americas.
If you read comic books with superheroes in them, you are a fucking loser.
Superheroes are to make you feel cool because you're bullied at school.
You're not at school anymore.
You don't need to pretend you're Captain America.
You're not a little kid anymore.
You don't need to pretend that you can wave your magic wand and all your troubles go away.
You're an adult now.
Fix your troubles.
You're an adult now.
Fight the guy that's bothering you.
Don't lie back, close your eyes, and pretend you could shoot a web at him.
Jesus Lord.
And yes, this extends to video games, much to many baby monsters' chagrin.
When we were at the Disney thing resort, there's this review.
And don't go to Disneyland if you don't have kids.
I have a kid.
Or a baby.
That doesn't count.
Totally counts.
You could see her light up when she sees new things, and it was a very fun experience.
Okay.
Take her to Target.
No.
And also, we're going to have two kids by next year.
So we would have two kids going to Disney.
That's tough.
This is a great experience to test out.
Do we have it in us?
Can we coordinate?
Can we make this happen?
And we did.
Okay.
Anyway, we were there, and there was like a child's care center.
There was like a gay guy.
Yeah, my care is about at a child's level.
There was two.
That doesn't work because kids care a lot about stuff.
That's totally true.
There was two girls and a gay, and they were like, okay, we're sitting there talking for a while about parenting in the park, and they were like, okay, so which guys, who are you?
Are you like a Hufflepuff or like a Slytherin?
I'm not even kidding.
They're like college.
They're in college.
And they're like, are you guys like a Hufflepuff type of vibe?
Or are you more like a Slytherin?
No, I remember at Prospect Park in Brooklyn, you'd see them playing that game.
They'd have poles.
Quidditch.
Quidditch.
You shouldn't know that.
They have broom poles, holding them up against their balls as they run around kicking a soccer ball.
They're playing the game that's in there.
These people are like 25.
Were they flying?
They were not flying.
I would forget if that was fine.
That's the problem.
But wait, go back to that tweet.
I got a copy of Goblet of Fire for my seventh birthday.
It was a special edition hardcover with your signature embossed on the cover.
And it was my prized possession for three years.
I read it till the spine separated from the cover.
Now I can't even watch a Harry Potter movie without disgust.
An HP movie.
Self-disgust?
Yeah, look at Olivia.
Click on Olivia.
She can't watch Harry Potter movies anymore because of the odious views of J.K. Rowling.
Like, what a state of affairs we are in, folks, that that is a thing.
I mean, we've always had fags.
But this isn't even...
He's just a retarded nerd.
What is this?
We've made some videos.
Wow.
The night that I wrote this part of the script.
Oh my God.
Are those real tips?
Oh, my.
Researching Marvel South African history to add to his research document.
Look, it's undeniable that video essays take a lot of work.
Before I made political content, I made a few bad video essays about gaming.
Now I'm making bad political videos.
Weak.
The fact that he can't pin his privilege punching down at everyone around them.
This ignores the realization.
Oh, your cardigan's falling off.
Disintegrates every point he makes.
It's fantastic.
And also, both sides have ambivalent relationships to the term, so neither claim it outright.
So we're listening to you.
Wait, go back.
I am listening to Ed.
What I am saying is stop doing debates.
Stop it.
Stop doing them.
They're pointless.
They're useless.
They reinforce bad ideals of knowledge creation.
And unless you're doing them as a game in which you're very clear that their relationship to the truth is.
Boring.
All right, let's jump to some races.
Look at this real quick.
Largest public school semester was 582 increased the number of students who did a fang is non-binary.
Yeah.
It's fake.
And then, of course, they'll say, well, they just weren't allowed to come out until now.
It's like cancer.
There's more cancer now because we diagnose it more.
No.
It's because you're ruining everything, you fucking freaks.
Racy?
Racy?
I'm a black female.
What other different This is really inconvenient.
That's crazy!
I have a dream.
I have a dream.
Oh, Black Betty, spam a lamb.
Oh, Black Betty, spam a lamb.
Black Betty had a child.
Black Betty, spam a lamb.
I think he was trying to sing along.
I meant to get to this earlier in the week, but I want to start with some whites.
Let's actually show this.
Cock commercial for shit biscuits.
That might be the name of the show.
That's fucking great.
Cuckomercial for shit biscuits.
If you don't take a shit in the morning, then you will be like a shitty white guy and black people will look at you like, ugh, what a loser.
This is how they express being a piece of shit garbage loser, being a white guy.
Your morning could hit a wall.
Is he okay?
Bel Vita breakfast biscuits are baked with slow-release carbs.
You don't want to see him crash again.
Without the right start to your day, your morning could hit a wall.
Is he okay?
Bel Vita breakfast biscuits are baked with slowly ready.
There's some weird continuity going on there.
I didn't see any coffee on the glass.
I didn't see any coffee on him.
Without your day, your morning good.
There's a wall.
Is he okay?
There's coffee there.
Oh, there is.
Okay.
Speaking of anti-white racism, this is a really weird, disturbing quote where they say the quiet part out loud, and you realize that so much of modern systemic racism is just revenge of the nerds.
And when they say white guys, they really mean the cool guys who bullied me in high school.
Listen to this bizarre definition of working class America.
I'm sure I'm going to piss off both left and right, so I apologize.
That the fetish for manufacturing is part of the general fetish for keeping white males of low education outside the cities in the powerful positions they're in in the U.S. Wait, what?
So did you know that?
Did you know that working-class white males are in incredibly powerful positions?
So if you work at a factory in Pennsylvania, you're an incredibly powerful person.
If you're swinging a hammer all day, if you're pulling dragons out of the ground, if you're a lineman, if you're a union electrician, you are an incredibly powerful person.
And keeping you employed is a weird fetish of mine, a sexual thing, a weird kink I have, where I want to keep those guys as powerful as they are.
So if you want there to be manufacturing in America and you want the working class to exist, talk about, you know, they say trans people, we don't want trans people to exist.
You don't want the working class to exist.
You don't want white males to exist.
What a fucking scumbag.
Did he finish his quote there?
I don't believe so.
That is really outside the cities in the powerful positions they're in in the U.S. And that is really what's going on here.
Because when you look at the costs of manufacturing, and Susan Hausman and her co-authors have done a lot, not of manufacturing, of train, and job displacement and community, Susan Hausman and her co-authors have done a lot of work on this, and I'm sure she'll have a different view than I do.
But when I look at the so-called costs of the China shock or the costs of the decline in manufacturing, I always think compared to what?
For decades, there was enormous displacement of African Americans in this economy.
Every time there was a recession, African American unemployment rates shot up much faster and higher than white unemployment rates.
Single women were methodically excluded from the workforce, especially if they became parents, or ghettoed in particular.
Do you know how many blacks are displaced from their jobs when illegal aliens come on board?
Throughout the economy, well through the 70s into the 80s.
Displacements on large scales would happen when technology or trade broke through, like all the secretaries who got replaced by personal computers and other forms of office animation.
Excuse me, not animation, automation, excuse me.
And these kinds of churn, as the economists put it, never were decried.
They never got political attention.
They never got much notice.
But when it started being the white male manufacturing people in the so-called heartland, which by definition was not urban, then suddenly this was a crisis.
Okay, so because we weren't sympathetic enough to blacks and single moms and secretaries in the 60s and 70s, then we have to also abuse white males because it's just fair.
And we have to let them starve to death because black people suffered in the 60s.
See how that goes?
How does that work for just like an average white worker?
They all get a say whether or not black people get employed or not?
Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Wait, what you saying?
Just attacking innocent white people that are just doing their jobs.
They have power.
Because we didn't care enough when secretaries lost their jobs, you have to lose your job and shut your fucking mouth.
The government at the time, maybe, but, I mean, even who...
You know what he just did?
He just admitted that his political beliefs are based on revenge.
Totally.
Bad luck, Mr. Grossman.
Yeah, that's better.
Because he's gross.
Imagine him eating a Reuben sandwich in front of you.
Also in my category of white people, we have a pretty iconic depiction of white girls with black baby daddies.
This is what they all look like, I've noticed.
Why is that?
They always got their hair and their nails, did and then I thought I would entertain what's this, 3-8?
The notion of whites behaving badly for a change.
3-8.
Oh yeah, this guy's pretty cool.
This guy actually.
Stop.
That's what I meant to show.
And then we'll show that guy.
We never show cops behaving badly.
We always take the side of cops.
But here is a great example of cops being fucking assholes.
And this is a thing that people don't understand.
If you showed this to a cop, he would go, Jesus, what a bunch of idiots.
Thanks a lot for making us all look bad.
Yeah, and Tlaib Stark show.
They used to do that with Pat Dixon and, oh, fuck, I forgot his name.
He's a great guy.
Fucking cop from San Bernardino.
Ray.
His name is Ray.
377.
Any reason why you're rolling your window up when I walk up to this car?
No, sir.
You had been driving it down for the past mile?
I just rolled it up.
Alright, step out of the car for me.
Step out.
You guys shut that window.
Open it now.
Step out.
Right here.
Face that direction.
Face that direction.
Trains right here behind your back.
Don't move.
You understand?
Why are you acting so suspicious?
Well, you're already whistling up and I'm walking up on scene for a routine traffic stop.
Ain't nothing going on.
You brought your window up.
What does that look like to me?
I mean, I'm just filming it up for my safety.
For your safety.
Yeah.
Nothing.
I rolled up my window.
Take off.
That's my dad.
I will say one thing.
It is pretty suspicious to wind your window up and when you have tinted glass.
If I was a cop, that would freak me out.
Are you getting ready to shoot me?
I rolled up my window.
320, give me a unicode now.
Got mad because I rolled up my window.
Step right here.
I rolled it up.
Step right.
You're about to be arrested for blocking the roadway if you don't park and get out.
Park over there.
I can't.
You are interfering with my job.
You need to go park over there.
I broke up my window like you said.
It was my right to open up my window.
No it's not.
I think that is Arizona.
Just watch him.
Fucking what?
Fucking stand here?
Yep.
That was in Georgia.
For what?
Put your phone down.
The roadway.
Put your phone down.
Turn around.
No, man, for what?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What am I blocking?
I'm not blocking the roadway.
Enough.
I am not blocking the roadway.
Put your phone down.
Hey, Rods.
I hope you got this on video.
This guy's arresting me for standing here.
And now he's taking my phone away.
Dude, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Dude, what are you doing?
You're going to get sprayed.
I'm spraying.
Put your hands on me.
Spraying.
Spraying.
Yeah.
Spraying.
I'm not even doing anything.
Get that out of his hands.
323.
Need a more unit.
Run code.
Dude!
What the heck?
You got him.
320.
4C's, babe.
That's a pretty bad one.
That's a pretty bad one.
But what's the pattern here, folks?
3-8.
Let's talk about the pattern.
You always want me to ask you...
Why don't you say anything about police brutality?
Never speak out about police killing people.
When last time police didn't kill the nigga.
That shit happens a lot.
It may not be George Floyd media status, but that shit happens a lot.
Okay, so I often look at those statistics.
The police shoot more mentally ill white men than anybody.
The white boy mama who done call the police on him because he had to have.
So if you look at the statistics, the police on the average shoot more white people than they do black people.
I'm a guy that's big on statistics.
Police shootings, and I want people to really hear me, homie.
Police shootings, killing an unarmed nigga, is the least of our problems in America.
It's the least of our problems.
They ain't shot now nigga on his way to school.
They ain't shot no nigga getting off work.
They ain't shot no nigga in a high visibility construction vest.
They ain't shot a nigga in no suit.
They ain't shot now nigga with his pants pulled up and his shirt tail tucked in.
Your pants always want me to ask you.
Go to 4-5.
Real stats, real statistic.
That just ends the debate, doesn't it?
New FBI homicide stats out for 2021.
Handguns were used in 5,000 killings, knives in 1,000, rifles in 400, automatic handguns in 200, shotguns in 150, and scarcest of all, automatic rifles in 37 deaths.
And all we talk about is AR-15s.
It's knives and handguns, folks.
And those handguns are illegal.
Look at that.
Go down a bit?
You can look it up here.
And who's using illegal handguns?
It's black Americans.
So the last time I looked at this, it was 2,000 blacks killing each other every year.
Now it's probably, it's got to be the vast majority of that 5,000.
So maybe it's double.
Now it's 4,000.
Wait.
The racial ratio for blacks to all non-blacks is approaching 10 to 1.
10 to 1.
So out of that 5,000, 90% are black.
So that brings us to like about 4,000.
What is 4,000 divided by 365?
Wait, that's only 10 a day?
11 a day?
I thought we were up to 20 a day.
Anyway, maybe it went down?
Oh, that's just handguns.
Oh, yeah.
So the knives and everything else will add up.
By the way, we mentioned Harry Potter.
The guy who played Hagrid and another, just a good actor in his own right, Robbie Coltrane, died.
Very sad.
I like that guy.
Do not care.
That's some shit I don't care about.
This is a tribute.
Well, here's my care butte.
I am moving on to some blacks behaving badly.
Triple B, as we call it.
Let's do some triple B's and then hit the male B. Here in the M Fing building.
Is there music for that?
Not this version.
Okay, we'll make that my background then.
Oh, wait.
Here's the music.
Haha.
First, we have some blacks throwing wieners on a dude.
Pardon?
This is our hometown, Times Square.
A couple trains away.
Just no respect for other human beings.
Total disregard for society.
There's probably a perfectly good reason for this.
Yeah.
Well, this guy was a Palestinian who said Israel has no right to exist.
Those guys are all Zionists.
Damn.
Here we have some women who were starving because they couldn't get a job due to racism.
They're forced to steal chicken to bring home to their children who were emaciated.
I know the women seem obese, but they're wearing brown latex shirts that are full of bread that they're taking home.
Have to keep warm and have to keep the bread safe.
That's the fattest shit I've ever seen.
Now, this ignorant person doesn't know that their clothes are stuffed with bread, so they call them fat.
They just grabbed everyone's food.
Why did you let them?
They didn't have a gun.
They have a gun.
Do they have a gun?
You're one T too much.
Here they are trashing Walmart after Walmart refused to allow a union to form, and the minimum wage stayed just north of $15 an hour.
Unacceptable.
This is a pro-union demonstration.
I always love hearing the audio.
Hadam!
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hey, hey, hold up.
Hey, hold up.
Hey, hold up.
Get the fuck off my mama, bitch.
Get the fuck off her mama, bitch.
Ooh, that was a good connection he just had there.
It's definitely a broken rib.
So that girl will sneeze that night, and she'll go, oh, and they go, what's the matter?
I got my rib crack at Walmart.
Some motherfucker hit me with a pole.
Shit popped off.
Did I say that my wife and me came into the conclusion that blacks don't see Walmart as a place where people shop or like McDonald's is just like a restaurant with food?
They think of it as like the DMV that sells food.
It's just like a part of the government.
So when they rebel against these workers there and rebel against the establishment, they feel like they're rebelling against the establishment in the McDonald's.
They don't know it's just an owned company.
It's just the people that own the company.
They think it's like the DMV from getting jumped at the pump?
Oh, what's this?
Seriously, there's new ones every day.
Yep.
Air day.
Let's check out pumping gas.
These guys were angry because the dude who was pumping gas had just raped a kid and he got out free.
So they're a vigilante task force that fight pedophiles.
They're heroes.
I'm rooting for them, obviously.
Yeah, you should.
Oh, this guy came into, No, no, they're all attacking the pedophile.
Here is a landlord dispute where the landlord kept raising the rent illegally and then evicting people who had cancer.
And the guy said, I've had enough of this landlord.
And after trying to go through the courts, he had to take the law into his own hands and attack the landlord's car.
Wrong sword.
Oh!
They gave the Rome smokers some money!
The Rome smokers the money!
happened there?
We also have lights here in the street of New York.
There was this guy who was robbing kids, taking their clothes and their wallets, and eventually a vigilante task force united to steal the kids' stuff back from these jerks.
Yeah, you're seeing a lot of good news here, folks.
Life in New York City be like, Especially.
Yeah.
Now, the father of one of the children is about to arrive on the scene.
This is crazy.
That's him there.
He lost his temper.
Yeah.
Because he's like, you hurt my eight-year-old.
You stole his oversized sweatshirt that fits you because you're petite.
When I saw they took his body.
I thought he was going to leave me naked.
Now he's playing the victim where he's like, oh, yeah.
Yeah, they always do that.
Yeah, you are going to be left naked because you're wearing stolen gear.
It's so ironic he wears a thing that says love.
Oh, so that he's out now.
Yeah.
Well, that's what you get when you mess with the father.
They seem like sadistic animals that are hurting people for no reason and knocking people out just because they're deranged sadists, sociopaths, human garbage.
But you've got to get the whole story.
Now we have the whole story.
Maybe he'll kick him in the head now that he's down.
I think that's when he showed me the gun, and I still cough out like this: all right, you got it.
Okay, they should be leaving soon.
Here's a guy who was a serial rapist who was attacking women who would walk home alone on the streets, and he was caught by a guy who did his own research.
And of course, the courts didn't hurt the serial rapist, so he hurt them himself.
Blow that up a little bit.
Blow that shit up.
Jamie.
This is in the streets of Philly.
Someone's got their kid there.
Not exactly the streets.
The kids are scurrying up the street.
Subway platforms of Philly.
That woman should probably get out of there.
So did he throw a smoke bomb?
He shot him.
Oh, that's your wave.
Gunsmoke.
That's the end of that.
Wow.
And then this was a restaurant in, I believe, Atlanta that refused black service for years and years to this day.
Uh-oh.
It looks like that link is deleted.
Oh.
Fuck.
Well, it was an all-out war, I think.
Ah, that sucks.
Because it was over a chocolate bar, actually.
It was going to be really funny because they were going to go, you did all this for a chocolate bar?
And then I would say, oh, I got that one wrong.
I thought that was about segregation.
And then finally, we end with some Chad who ain't having it.
Yeah.
Here he is.
This is what it's like to fight Antifa, by the way.
He's mad tactical.
He did good right there.
He got one in the face.
He took a knee.
He got kicked in the head, but he's back up.
What's next?
What kind of losers have to be in a group of 50 to fight someone?
Stop!
There's never been a fight where Proud Boys weren't outnumbered.
You can't really call them a pussy-ass bitch.
Yeah, they choose some different insults just for that one particular time.
All right, let's get to the mailbag.
Yes, of course.
Mailing, bagging, and 543.
Yeah, some girls.
One.
Let me touch it.
*Drums*
Let the man touch it.
Doodle doodle doo, doodle doo, doodle doodle doo doo doo doo doo doodle da dead Someone says worst hair.
They're under the impression they have someone whose hair is worse than that guy.
Jamie Raskin.
Jamie Raskin.
Okay, let's see what you got, sir.
Yes, I'm familiar with this woman.
Unfortunately, she is in another country.
I believe this is Russia or some shit.
Yeah, Russian politician.
She's got a perfect sort of a hat.
It looks like it's kind of braids-based, doesn't it?
Like, there seems to be some sort of a braids pattern happening somewhere.
Looks kind of.
Look at the top right picture.
Did you already click on that?
No.
Why not?
Because?
This one makes me a little uncomfortable, but it is funny.
And it is stupid that this video exists in the first place.
I don't like jokes that involve hurting children, but this is kind of funny.
It's called self-defense, kid.
Kid.
Boy your shit sucks.
*sad music*
Grab both hands.
Rub both hands.
Flip like that.
No!
Hi, guys.
We're going to show you what you do if someone grabs you by the throat.
Step one?
Put your arm up.
Step two.
We're going to show you what you do if someone grabs you.
Step one, kiss me.
Step two, grab her hand.
Where is he filming?
In a laser tank?
That looks interesting.
Alice?
Funny PB Fed thought.
I had an idea of a sketch or just a funny idea that popped in my head, blah, blah, blah.
I could just imagine some fed who hears about what the Proud Boys are really doing and is trying to get a supervisor to let him infiltrate the Proud Boys.
He's constantly telling them they're a bunch of terrorists just so we can have some drinking buddies to get to party all the time.
Every time the supervisor goes to pull him out, because there's no evidence of anything sinister, he tells them there's something big in the works.
Dude, do you realize that half the meetups are that joke?
That joke has been done to death so many times.
We've had guys that we would pretend are feds and we're like, to the Fed.
And we would act like that Fed guy sometimes and be like, so you guys got any, maybe I should come back next month to research this more.
I think we barely scratched the surface.
So that joke's been done to death.
Ryan's hair, please flick a match into Ryan's hair.
I get aggravated when I see him on screen.
We've gotten about a dozen emails and they're always really angry talking about your hair.
Well, go to a different country.
This is America.
If that woman could have her weird hair right here in the United States of Russia, then by gonet.
What's the logic there?
If Russians can have stupid hair, then you can too?
Yeah, if Russians have the freedom to have hair like that, then I, in America...
Eh.
Somehow always make things more annoying.
Can we get a rate on Tudor Dixon?
This is the one running against Whitmer, I guess, in Michigan.
Well, I'm going to teach you how to do math.
Tudor Dixon.
She looks great, by the way.
She did listen to the experts, but we have the letter from the Nursing Home Association that said, whatever you do, don't send COVID-positive patients into nursing homes.
And yet the governor did.
When Andrew Cuomo even backed off of this, Governor Whitmer doubled down.
She even tried to hide the final report of the numbers of how many deaths.
Well, it's weird because she's old, right?
She tried to hide a lot from the government.
I want to throw a high seven around.
Be like, she's fucking what?
She's 45.
But you got to take that into consideration.
Plus, I'm 52.
So I actually am more attracted to women over 35 than under 35.
Yo, right.
That's just because you can't get.
Shut up.
I can't get anyone.
But I'm going to go 7.8.
Yeah.
Kanye Tucker interview.
Can we stop pretending Kanye is the visionary with important things to say?
He's a mentally ill, destructive, degenerate.
I thought you described him well on the show.
And then he talks about the vice things that have the outtakes from his Tucker interview.
We're going to do a deep dive on that.
I'm sort of saving some content for when I go away because I'm away for two days doing the Chicago show on the 20th.
And then I'm away for two days doing the Penn State show on the 24th.
So there's going to be four Gav-free days where we'll have to bank episodes.
But don't worry, we've got you covered.
All right, let's jump to the final vid.
Oi.
Oi.
This is an unfortunate story involving a child who is wrongly accused of biting his brother.
The child reaches out to his maternal grandmother for support because she's always supportive of him, often devoid of the consequences or the evidence presented.
And you're watching a boy getting framed.
And I have his back.
I believe him.
But his own mother does not.
And that's really unfortunate.
Because he bit me!
Did you?
No.
Yeah, you did.
Shop along with me.
Sama!
Where's Nana?
Did you bite him?
Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah.
That looks like he's lying to me.
He's mired.
Oh, boy.
Louie.
I did.
Because he bit me.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop.
Wherever you may be remembering, I will be there.
Dude.
Yes.
We forgot to mention MIA.
Oh, yeah, she was MIA.
Why did we do that stupid classical music song?
The intro song should have been the new MIA album.
That's true.
Well, here it is.
This song's called Beep.
Just released it.
It's newsworthy because she's coming out as non-anti-white.
She thinks White Lives Matter.
And she's Christian and she worships Jesus Christ.
I just followed her.
I'm sure her Sri Lankan brethren fan base is not going to be excited about it.
And GQ just canceled their interview with her.
That's correct.
Because she dared.
Here it is.
Let's hear it.
You print words for a living.
How do you judge man of the year when you don't have balls?
That's interesting.
Were they considering using her for men of the year?
Who knows?
It's all fags at these magazines.
What was your tweet exactly?
It was just defending Elon Musk, defending Kanye.
Well, pull it up.
And then, oh, and then also Alex Jones saying the government has lied plenty of times.
Nobody's ever...
It's 2022.
So far, no one has ever paid a billion dollars for lying or being in denial on this planet.
Alex Jones lying and Pfizer lying, both trending.
One with penalty, other without.
If you have no critical thinking faculty, this is about as crazy as we should get before a nuclear war wipes out the human race.
Based.
You're based.
Welcome aboard, MIA.
Welcome aboard.
now.
Outro Music.
Yeah, I'm trying to come through Beep, beep, yeah, I'm bringing some of this Be free, like you already need Be free, do what you gotta do Be free, like you already need Be free.
You and you gotta be.
You wanna be, you can be who?
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