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Sept. 20, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E166 - WHO IS TAYLOR LORENZ?
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnis.
On 22nd Street, they came to the land where I'm east.
I'd like to cross you home.
There's so much grass I had to grow.
See that I don't know.
Best I see it seems to go.
Silence had to crash.
Worthy is baby or fish.
I'm hard in second street.
It's a girl I'd like to meet.
I'd like to take her home, but my girl won't see her now.
I'd like to take her home, but my girl won't see her now.
That was Angelic Upstarts with the hit 42nd Street.
Angelic Upstarts were out.
It pops into my head.
We've got a short show.
Short show for you today, folks, because I gotta go.
We'll see what we can cram in in about an hour.
I just learned that Angelic Upstarts were a northern English band from Newcastle.
You know, Nuki Brown Ale?
I can't do that accent.
But they're an aggressive people, these Northerners.
God, Harry and Paul did a brilliant thing on Northerners.
It was people were hoarding them and keeping them as pets.
And they were living in overcrowded apartments.
Look up Harry and Paul Northerners.
But yeah, they talk funny.
And they smoke cigarettes.
And they drink lots of beer and they fight.
I mean, that's what happens when you go north in Britain.
People get more and more violent and drink more and more.
Probably because it gets more and more rainy and cold.
And you get more and more depressed.
So you need more and more booze.
Northern Relief, that's it.
Northern Relief, that's it.
It's not the best audio.
It's not the best audio.
Who's gonna tell you things are so brave?
Anyway, that's not the clip, though.
I want more, actually.
From Harry and Paul and the Northerners.
The new Northerners.
Yeah, that one's good.
I hope the audio works.
Oh, love me, Daddy.
My very own little northerner.
Oh, he's lovely.
Hi, he's a cunny-looking fellow now.
Shut up, Clive.
Get in your corner.
What's he called, Daddy?
I think he's called Jack.
Oh, I'm so happy.
Jack, would you like to go in the garden, booby-dooby-dooby?
Go on, out you go.
Oh, Clive, go and play with him, will you?
Go on!
Come on!
This old northerner is jealous.
This is rich Londoners have pet northerners.
It's alright, didn't it?
Yeah.
Oh.
Clive!
Stop that!
Jack, in you come.
Come on, Jack.
Good boy.
Anyway, so I sent you a second link with the opening song where Public Image Limited were doing an interview in Newcastle.
And the way the Angelic Up starts talk about Johnny Rotten reminds me of how I'm now perceived by the Proud Boys.
Public Image Limited, very warm.
Welcome to check it out.
Where did you get the name Public Image Limited from?
Well, I guess it just was a name of the tune, and it seemed to really suit the band.
It's got a lot of oblique meanings in it or whatever, you know.
It's very oblique, very ironical name, I guess.
I think the kids will let it go.
Johnny, have you got anything?
It's not rubbish, baby, you know.
You can't say it.
Shut up.
Blow it up.
Public image came up quite a while ago, and I think you've changed quite a bit since then.
What direction do you see the band going in now?
To the pub after this.
Musical direction.
We're going to learn to play, I guess.
I'll throw Demic off or off.
You mean you don't think you can play?
We do not like cheap publicity, pseudo-gimmicks, condescension, and crawling.
And that is what was expected from us tonight, was it not?
After all, you would only interview me and wobble at first until we refused point blank.
Yeah, but that was just for technical reasons.
That was just for technical reasons, Johnny.
But by going through all this, is this not just a cheap gimmick and publicity stunt?
Wait a minute.
I'm on there soon.
There's only two seats.
That's why they said only two members of the band.
You brought all four guys.
Look how crammed you are in there.
John's on like a tenth of a seat.
So, fuck off, Johnny.
And we've been as pleasant as we could be to you.
I tell you what, just for a second, I've got a quote here from when you were with the Sex Pistols, Johnny.
You're reported to have said we're the only honest band to hit this planet in about 2,000 million years.
You just hold on for a second.
Because in a moment, I'd like to ask you how honest you think you've been to all the fans who've supported you from the start.
Because we went out the other day and we talked to some people who are still very much into punk and what it's all about.
Just have a look at this.
How did you all get started off this?
That's the ban we just heard.
Can I see that it has nothing to do with Johnny Rutten, right?
As soon as Johnny's on the programme, right?
I'm much better looking at Johnny Rotten.
And that he's a terrible singer.
And I'm glad Johnny Percy's got his job in the sex pistols.
Okay.
I think what's the best thing the pistols ever done is sucking Johnny Rutten.
But what is your personal view on the music itself?
But the pistols music.
I think the pistols would be 100% better without Johnny Rotten.
There you are.
Well, all right, they haven't got Johnny Rotten now, so...
What particularly gets you into it?
Nothing to do with the pistols or Johnny Rotten or anything.
Just really down-to-earth music.
I'm a really down-to-earth person, like everybody else around you, Castle area.
I mean, we're down to earth people.
We don't want to end up like Genesis or anything like that, you know?
Play musical kind of handle.
What about all the fashion and everything that's spun off as a result of punk?
It was good when it first came out when it was cheap, but this punk rock became a fashion because of people like Malta McLaren.
You know what I mean?
People that you can deal without people like that, you know?
Big people bring it into the fashion.
And then somebody else brings another fashion to it.
See, anything new becomes a fashion?
You don't watch what they're doing, you know?
I think leather's the only one that's stuck like the hell out of the good.
I think it's rock music, like I said, Genesis again.
I mean, rubbish bands like that, you know.
It was getting to the stage where you couldn't go any further.
You were having like 20 synthesizers in the band and all sorts of rubbish, I guess.
And you couldn't purchase it live, you know?
And it just couldn't go any further.
You know what I mean?
It had to go back to the start again.
And that's what punk rub is.
What are you doing with Johnny Rotten's in there now?
Public image.
I'd like to swear there, but I'm not like because I think public image are the worst band that ever came about, you know what I mean?
So you think he's sort of sold out of it?
I think Johnny Rotten is finished.
There you are.
He's an old man.
He's finished.
Just thinks he was selling nobody else.
Father's too.
You can say what you want about public image, but they sold out.
Their music is too weird.
So what do you think the new direction is going to be now?
Do you think there's going to be anything new coming up?
Is it going to carry on the way it is?
Of course not.
There's bands coming up all the time.
There's bands like the upstairs.
It's band like stiff little fingers.
They were the best band I've heard for the last two years, stiff little fingers.
They're going to have that punk band in front of us.
And they're going to be really big, stiff little fingers.
And bands like that coming all the time, punk rock is never going to die.
You know what I mean?
Punk is not the way you dress or the way you look.
Punk rock is the way you think.
Well, Lago, that guy who you reckon he was primed actually happens to be a member of a band called The Angelic Upstarts.
Now, they're a band who started off very similar to yourself, Johnny, in the Sex Pistols.
Can you stop by Don't Give Too F*** what they're called.
It's simple.
Don't tell me I sold out, pal.
I didn't tell me.
Bad guy.
Was the only honest band in 2,000 million years.
I could not help the management being corrupt.
I don't want to talk about the past.
I want to go on.
Well, right.
He also spoke about what you're doing now.
And he reckons you've sold out and know what we're doing now.
He doesn't seem to know anything.
Has he ever seen us?
Well...
Could you...
I didn't ask him that.
Could you let us know what you're doing now, what you're into now, what you link with this?
I don't have to explain myself to anybody, and I ain't going to really bother.
Now, I was asked here, right, to interview with the band here, Pill, but now we're facing a cheapskate comedy interrogation act and it just ain't on, pal.
It's a joke, it's a farce.
You mean you don't want to give any messages?
I don't have to explain myself.
Sooner or later, somebody will open their eyes.
Oh, sorry, rude word.
Well, it sounds like we've heard this story before.
Mammy, would you like to tell me where?
On the Bill Grundy show.
Good night.
Want to continue?
Well, that's up to you entirely.
Do you all follow the leader?
No, of course.
Yeah, there ain't no leader.
Well, alright, that was really good television, I think.
I think everyone did a good job.
I think try answering an intelligent question.
Try and think of one.
Tell you all.
You've never asked one in your life.
Let's forget about it all.
Right, yeah, I think you should.
cop out.
Well, I'm pleased I didn't pick the short straw for that interview.
In other news, a man is being accused of using anal beads to win a chess championship.
I do it all the time.
I have them in right now.
In fact, you'll notice sometimes when we're doing the show, you'll see me sort of go, let's go to a green screen.
That's because Ryan is sending me certain frequencies.
And if it's like a low hum, like, then I know it's time to go to the green screen.
After a while, I'll just blurt out the words, checkmate.
Why are you drinking something with the cap on?
It's piss.
Is it piss?
Yeah.
I told you not to piss at your desk anymore.
Don't cry on yourself.
I pissed under me desk.
I mean, I'm not going to fucking do this shit anymore.
Let's go get the fucking ass.
Go back to the article.
It's much funnier.
U.S. Chess Grandmaster furiously denies using anal beads to win match.
As Elon Musk cracks joke about the bizarre rumor.
Speculation has grown that Hans Niemann used anal beads to beat Grandmaster.
I don't have pubes in my mouth.
What was I up to last night?
Another chess game?
Fans have speculated he inserted wireless anal beads and an accomplice watching the game used AI to transmit A message with the perfect move to beads.
His rating has skyrocketed from 2701 to 2484 last year.
He has admitted to cheating in online tournaments when he was younger, but vehemently denies any cheating against Carlson in a live tournament.
Well, obviously you're going to deny it.
But the thing I don't get is chess isn't just like...
So how do you transmit A7 to someone's butthole?
I don't know a lot about.
Well, unless they're watching, right?
Yeah, of course they're watching shit for brainstorming.
So then a smarter person would tell them the perfect move.
How?
They would have somebody, a friend, standing by watching the AI after they have done the thing.
I'm off-site, I'm watching the game, I plug it into the AI, and then I pulse your asshole.
How?
With a pulse your asshole button.
But how do you do A7?
Because it's the piece in question, you would be like, you know, whatever.
No, you have to do more than A7.
You have to go B3, move B3 to A7.
So now there's four different things I have to convey in anal beats.
So the first pulse will be like three for a pawn, four for a knight or whatever.
And then after it stops, then it's where to move.
Bah, ba, ba, ba, or something like that.
So it's kind of a two-piecer.
Well, I've got 12 pawns.
Go back to what I said.
We don't have to do four for a pawn.
It's too many doubles in chess.
So it's A7 to B5.
So that's four different things you have to convey.
A7, B5.
How much range can anal beads have?
True.
Go back to the article.
One fan tweeted currently obsessed with the notion, blah, blah, blah.
In a since-deleted tweet, Musk tweeted an adapted version of a quote by philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer, writing, talent hits a target, no one else can hit.
Genius hits a target, no one else can see, because it's in your butt.
So I guess he was moving around a lot in an anally way.
Go down, see if you can see any video.
Oh, that's just a screenshot image.
No, that's not it.
Is there no video there?
This episode sucks already.
No.
Thank you guys, and we do have Hans Niemann.
Hans, seemed like a tough position.
You came up with this interesting idea we hadn't seen before with C5.
Tell us a little bit about that.
Yeah, well, first of all, this Bishop b3 move is slightly knightf1.
Yeah, knightf1.
And I had some ideas there, which I thought would be a nice surprise.
And so that was my main point.
But bishop b3 is sort of the...
This is sounding like a liar.
Because then there's D4.
So the point behind Knight E7 is that you can't play D4 because of Knight C6.
And this is a common idea.
This is also an idea.
There was a game, actually, let's say the pawn is on A2, the pawn is on A7, and the bishop is on B6.
Chess, yes.
This idea is a position.
There was a game, I think Alexenko Caroline.
One time I was playing it with a friend in a pub, and this guy came over, he was watching us, and he came over to me and said, that is the worst game of chess I've ever seen in my entire life.
I play it with my nine-year-old and often lose.
I don't even get it.
By the end, you're just like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Uh-oh.
I thought I saw footage of him leaning down, though.
How to proves he's not a cheater.
He does kind of walk a little weird there.
Eight.
You know when I did that card trick where I had the card was up my ass rolled up in a condom?
I was super grumpy on the way to doing the magic trick.
So that phrase, what's up your ass, is valid.
I was grumpy.
And then I said, okay, so if what's up your ass actually works, what about who pissed in your cornflakes?
So then I pissed in a bowl of cornflakes and ate it.
And we were going to put it in that DVD, Gavin McKinnis is a fucking asshole.
But my cock is in the shot as I'm pissing in the cornflakes bowl, and it's such a huge, gorgeous penis that it sort of took over the whole video, and we couldn't use it.
But you know how I did end up using it?
I put out a prank, and I said, I will fight anyone.
I will fly to where you are and fight you.
And if I lose, I will eat a bowl of pissed cornflakes.
Now, I had both things on tape.
I had the pissed cornflakes already, and it was sitting on the cutting room floor.
And I'd done a pilot in Oakland where an Asian guy beat me up.
We've shown that.
And I had that on the cutting room floor.
So I wanted to use them.
So I said, oh, someone has accepted my challenge.
He's in Oakland.
I'll be flying down there to fight him.
And then I put up the footage from the fight that had already happened.
And I said, he knocked me out.
I lost.
A deal is a deal.
And then I put up the pissing in the cornflakes.
Right.
And Gawker was like, so excited.
They go, this is so perfect.
That fucking smartass.
He finally gets his comeuppance.
He thinks he can beat up anyone in the world.
This moron flies to Oakland.
And then he has to literally eat his words.
He has to eat piss cornflakes.
Ha ha ha.
And then I sent them the entire video and said, ha ha ha, on you.
Yeah, actually.
That's gone now, though.
Then they, see, when you make fun of Gawker and you ridicule him like that, they just delete the post.
All right.
Well, I think we have time to squeeze in a little bit of Taylor Lorenz.
Can we cue the feminist icons?
Oh, I. Who here identifies as a feminist?
Who here identifies as a feminist?
We are the storm.
The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
That McDonald's is not sitting with me very well.
What about you?
Feeling pretty good.
Well, you look ridiculous.
I look great.
What did you think of Bernard, by the way?
Great.
He's good.
I don't know if he's aired yet, though.
At this point, he would have.
So, Taylor Lorenz, this might be ancient news.
Actually, look in yesterday's notes.
I sent you Taylor Lorenz's a mental patient.
Let's go back a bunch of steps.
Let's go back a million steps to when I first heard of Taylor Lorenz.
Pamela Giller, friend of mine, right?
She, like Anthony, Coome, and I became very political after 9-11.
And she was determined to fight Islam.
No, not this yet.
I haven't given you these notes.
You have to do some homework.
And so she had these billboards that she'd put up around New York City about Muslims and terrorism and how, here's a fun stat, one in four, 25% of Muslim Americans between the ages of 18 and 25 think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.
Now, there's about, what, 1% of America is Muslim.
So wait, if that's 100 million, that'd be 1 million.
So it's about 3.5 million Muslims here.
18 to 25 is probably about a million of them.
I don't know.
That's a million people.
And then one in four of those.
So now we have 250,000 Americans think that suicide bombing is justified.
So she got the word out for stats like that.
And of course she was seen as racist and Islamophobic and a Zionist, which I guess she was.
And no, we're not there yet.
And she kept fighting the good fight.
She would pay, I think she was paying like 200 grand a year for security.
She had bodyguards everywhere she went.
Proud Boys would often bodyguard her.
That picture you always see of me, it's pretty famous where I look, I'm wet because it's raining out and I'm going like this.
People use it for Photoshops.
That's waiting outside with Proud Boys at a Pamela Geller event to protect her.
So at the same time, her daughters were doing some fun, silly little breakfast show.
And so the two are not related.
It's not news that that's their mother.
But Taylor Lorenz thinks it's news because she has a type of journalism called get people killed journalism.
And what she does is she outs anonymous people.
That seems to be like her main thing is taking people who use aliases and doxing them and getting their identity revealed to the world because that's somehow really important.
So she outed Pamela Geller's daughters.
And now the whole world is in hiding.
Their lives were destroyed.
Pamela Geller had to get security for her two daughters.
And Pam was so devastated by it, it kind of ended her.
Like, have you heard of her recently?
By the way, this was Pamela Geller's life at the time.
She did a Muhammad cartoon show in Texas.
A man showed up that the FBI knew about.
I think the FBI even encouraged him to go down there.
I can't remember the story, but FBI behaved very badly with this guy.
They could have stopped it.
These two terrorists, I think they were Somalian, they go to kill her.
And luckily, the armed guards that she paid for, that she hired, were there and they shot the terrorists.
So that's Pamela Geller's life at the time.
People coming to shoot her in the fucking head for daring to blaspheme.
And Taylor's new angle on that whole take was to dox her daughters and destroy all three lives.
So that's the first time I heard of her.
When was that?
Now you can put that article up.
No, no, no.
That one.
So when was that?
2018.
2018.
And then updated March 2018.
So that's the first time we heard about her.
Mother, where art thou?
Like, as she's endangering lives, we've got funny little quips.
And then cut to libs of TikTok that she outed.
And we have her here.
And then cut to that.
Every time she does shit like this, she gets hate mail.
And then she complains.
So then cut to this viral moment where she's on MSNBC and she cries about how hard it is because every single thing you do are out to destroy your life.
So every little piece of information you put out there, it's so isolating and terrifying.
Turn it up.
And it's a piece of information that gets out on you will be used by the worst people on the internet to destroy your life.
Stop.
That's the biggest piece of hypocrisy I've ever come across ever.
Get that thing off her nose.
She takes little details, uses them to ruin Pamela Geller's life, and is there crying about how people use little details and use them to ruin her life.
You started it.
So anyway, this has gone huge and people are enjoying seeing her cry.
And her anger is at the network and the journalist.
The one who just said and terrifying.
She's mad at her for, I don't know, allowing that to exist.
Go back.
We want to hear more tears.
So isolating and terrifying.
It's horrifying.
I'm so sorry.
It's overwhelming.
It's really hard.
So now she's mad at that woman because the crying went viral.
And she says it was a hit piece.
What?
So go down.
She says, no bigger regret in my career than making the mistake of thinking Morgan Radford, that's the girl who said and terrifying, knew how to accurately report on abuse and harassment.
Her complete mishandling of the story has led to immense fallout and months of abuse.
I cannot warn women loudly enough to Stay away from her and MSNBC.
She produced an insane garbage segment months ago that misgendered a colleague, then refused to immediately correct it.
Lied about my harassment campaign, completely misrepresented what I said and how I've handled two straight years of relentless abuse.
They never apologized or fixed it.
I don't know how you fix it.
You're out there.
You're crying.
So now she's trying to dox this dude called That Umbrella Guy.
He's a random dude who does these videos about Amber Heard and the Amber Heard and the Johnny Depp trial.
That's pretty much his entire YouTube channel.
I couldn't imagine giving that much of a shit about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
And as you know, I was very close with Amber Heard, right?
Yes.
Endless pictures of there of us dating.
Taylor Lorenz hasn't used my name before today.
In fact, she demanded I comment by last Friday, but today she circled back to make sure her veiled threat took.
So click on the message he sent this.
If you look up that umbrella guy on YouTube, it's just like a cartoon of a guy with a fedora who looks like he's from one of that comic Watchmen, I think, talking about Amber Heard and how her lawyer did this and her lawyer did that.
Hi, Matthew.
I know your name.
I just wanted to follow up and see if you'd like to offer any response to the questions in our previous email.
We plan to name you in the article as Matthew Lewis, a YouTuber in Tennessee.
And we note your involvement with Comicsgate.
We note that you filed a trademark under the name Matthew Lewis.
Please let us know today.
Like, that's her job.
I know your name.
I know where you live.
Remember when CNN found that guy who did that meme?
And they said they followed him to his house.
And then we see him with the news crew in his driveway.
And they go, we won't be revealing his name because he's agreed not to make any more of these memes.
This is the news I'm watching?
So you threaten Trump supporters with doxing unless they cease to publicly support Trump.
And it sounds like that's what Taylor Lorenz is doing right here.
You've grown your channel to 400,000 subscribers by posting exclusively anti-Amber Heard content.
So she's an activist and she doesn't like that Amber Heard is being criticized.
Do you agree that your channel's growth has been due to posting anti-Amber Heard coverage?
Your YouTube videos have received blah, blah.
Oh, and look at this weird veiled threat.
Have you ever received notification from YouTube that you've broken the platform's community guidelines?
Meaning I'm telling them that you're violating their community guidelines.
This is what happens when you don't have kids.
You become a cunt.
But it gets worse.
So here's his Amber Heard stuff I was just talking about.
It's not my cup of tea, but I don't think you should be doxxed.
She's a celebrity.
And then click on any one of them?
That's what he looks like.
She's being sued in the aftermath of Virginia.
See, apparently no one wants to pay that $8 to $10 million bill that it costs to have the trial for AH.
Can you imagine?
Totally side note.
Spending dozens of hours giving the details about that gay trial?
I didn't give a shit.
My wife had it on in the background the whole whatever week it was on.
The only one who gave a shit was Amber Heard on Johnny Depp's bed.
And then we have the whole Boston hospital thing.
Now, just to be clear, what happened at Boston Hospital is they said we do gender-affirming care for minors.
That includes hysterectomies.
So Libs of TikTok published that, showed on the website where they said it, and then called them and pretended that she had a 16-year-old and could she get a hysterectomy?
And they said yes.
Then the hospital took it down and regarding that yes, they said, no, that employee doesn't know what they're talking about.
We don't do those.
Meaning we don't want to publicize it because we're scared.
They also claimed they had a bomb threat.
Now, the press took both of those things, the bomb threat and that they don't do it, as just a fact.
So they're like, Libs of TikTok endangered the hospital by lying and saying they do this.
How do you know they don't do it?
Because they said they don't.
Yeah, they also said they did pre-controversy.
I think I'm going to believe the they did part, especially because it was announced on their website.
So then Libs of TikTok offers a $10,000 award to anyone who can expose this bomb threat guy, track him down, find out about it.
And she tells all the journalists writing about the bomb threat that, says, publicize this $10,000 prize.
Maybe we can help find the guy.
None of the journalists do it because they don't give a shit about the bomb threat.
And Libs of TikTok exposed that too.
I highly recommend you get on her emailing list, Libs of Tiki-Talky.
But go back to that.
So go down.
Like, this is why women often make terrible journalists.
They are too emotional.
Taylor Lorenz's obsession with Libs of TikTok appears to be 100% based on revenge and crushing her, crushing her enemies.
That's high school girl, mean girl stuff.
It's not journalism.
Taylor Lorenz are coming for TikTok and Chia Raichik yet again, this time with a forthcoming hit piece about the surgeries.
That's the whole story I just gave you.
But click play on the Charlie Kirk thing.
Maybe go about six minutes in.
So when we see that it's exposed, when we see Boston Children's Hospital using promotional videos to explain that vaginoplasties on 17-year-old boys is a perfectly great and affirming, wonderful thing to do.
And we expose that and we write about It and we say, Hey, everybody, this is going on.
What do you think?
Media comes out and says, You're targeting hospitals, you're being hateful.
We have to suppress what you're doing.
You're transphobic, right?
And then the hospitals take down their videos.
These videos are all over the place, they're out there, they've been recorded.
Chris Elston has recorded a bunch of them.
Christina Buttons, writing for us, wrote about the Boston Children's Hospital situation.
Libs of TikTok goes out there and calls National Children's Hospital in D.C. and says, hey, would you perform a hysterectomy on my 16-year-old?
And the next thing you know, she's banned on Twitter and the Washington Post says she's targeting national.
National says, hey, those employees don't know what they're talking about.
But, you know, they scrub their websites, these hospitals.
And the next thing you know, nobody knows about it.
Insurance companies are being encouraged to cover this by the Department of Health and Human Services, which of course has Assistant Secretary, Rachel Levine, who is speaking at the W. But there's more.
So as I'm going down this rabbit hole, I see there's a publicist named Ari.
Ari had a, oh, this is weird now.
We're getting deep in the weeds, but she's suing Taylor Lorenz for this, the accusation that she's racist.
Taylor Lorenz ruined, she's determined to ruin Libs of TikTok's life, and she did go to her house and antagonize her family members, but she successfully ruined Pamela's life, the daughter's lives, and she ruined this publicist's life by saying that she's racist.
Because so Ari has this content creator house where I guess she rents it.
I think it's Bella Thorne's house.
And she rents it out, and then all the YouTube creators go there and they make videos all the time.
And you live with them in this real-world type of house.
And I guess she gets a cut on the thing.
And that's the house.
And this guy wanted his black friend to come live in the house.
And so she looks him up and she sees him joking about having a gun and shit.
And she goes, no, I don't think that's a good idea.
And so they call her racist.
And she was right to not invite the guy.
The guy's a fucking criminal.
And then Taylor Lorenz runs with that and destroys this woman as a racist.
So go back up again.
I expect he's going to be going to amend a complaint for defamation, voila.
So Ari goes, I'm here by myself, guys.
The TikToker goes, I'm a black male.
I'm offended by what you just said.
And then Taylor Lorenz's take on that conversation is, is it true that Miss Jacob made a racist comment to a GIV house manager claiming there's a big black man on the staircase yelling at me?
And then we have the footage, right?
So blow that way up.
I'm here by myself, guys.
Don't play that game.
Don't play that game.
I'm a black male.
Don't do that.
I'm offended by what you just said.
Yes, yes, Jesus said.
A few moments later.
Yeah.
No, it's not true.
And again, the only common thread throughout all of her journalism seems to be destroying women's lives.
What's 2-2?
Okay, one of the Taylor Levin, This is the Ari I was just talking about.
One of Taylor Lorenz's main sources for a New York Times smear against me was Marcus Olin, an adult 21-year-old who wanted a 30-something man to live in the TikTok house I helped manage with the other creators.
No, and helped manage the other creators.
Olin was mad that I advised against it after finding this video on the man's Twitter page.
So this is the 30-year-old black man she didn't want at a 20-something TikTok creator house.
Hey, look, we have some weed in the car.
We ain't got none now.
It's open.
Where's the gun that goes?
You see what I'm saying, Mr. Sunny?
Only naming my own.
You understand what I'm saying?
You don't know.
Oh, she's talking.
You see what I'm saying?
Soon as you go ahead, stop.
Hey, look.
Still got the Glock in the stash.
Still got the weed.
Fuck the police.
Oh, spook.
They were going to reach in here.
I was like, when he's killing girl, I'm not like, Jesus.
So, thanks to Taylor.
You're racist if you're nervous about this guy staying with young people.
You know, he was thinking, like, maybe I should just grab it and start shooting.
There's no way he wasn't thinking that.
When he leaned forward, he was like, oh, shit, this is it.
Get down on the ass, nigga.
Fuck wrong with the ass.
So anyway, that's a good update.
Rumor we went, man.
With Taylor.
What?
Oh, my God.
A couple other things.
Look at 1-3.
You know what I thought of when I watched this video?
After also trying to figure out what the fuck is with her hair?
Women aren't good at power.
Power corrupts.
absolute power crops absolutely men are better at Doesn't it look like a nylon cap?
Yeah, or her head or her eyes.
I'm speaking for myself, but I'm probably speaking for a large majority of other officers out there.
If we're driving on the freeway in our police car, get the f*** out of the way.
Get the f*** out of the way.
If you merge and we follow behind you and we merge too, you're probably in trouble.
Best way to find that out is get the f out of the way.
I can go 90 miles an hour.
You can't.
You can't do that.
So get the f out of the way.
If us officers stay behind you long enough, we can find a reason to pull you over.
So you might as well get the f out of the way.
Super simple.
That's all.
Here we go.
What are her mannerisms, even?
Yeah, they're kind of black.
I confess to a crime on tape, too.
What is?
Fucking pulling people over for no reason.
Yeah, it's illegal to look at someone with the intent to arrest them and then try to invent a Crime.
It's against the fucking law.
This one was fun.
White people made me fat.
So, uh.
We were starving in India, so our DNA holds on to calories.
I believe this is true of American Indians.
You know, they were used to getting a deer and then not having anything for three weeks, and then getting some berries and not having anything for three weeks.
So, when they eat a Dorito, their body goes, holy shit, you got some cool corn and salt.
Those are rare.
I'm going to hold on to them.
So, that's why I believe that American Indians have a propensity for diabetes, especially, because they're not used to having sugar in their diets, and why they tend to have a problem with obesity.
But you'd be pretty insane to blame white men for you being fat.
It's still your fault.
I mean, the argument would go, Indians, American Indians, can just eat less than white people.
That's handy.
I'd love it if I only had to eat once a day or once every two days.
But her argument is that argument while also saying, you shouldn't have given me so much access to food, basically.
Weird take.
The white people made her fat, but who made her ugly?
White people.
I'm going to prove to you why white people are the reason I'm fat today.
If white people didn't go looking for spices, then various sea routes to Indian subcontinent and Africa and other places of the world would not get discovered.
Yeah, well that's not a problem.
And if they didn't get discovered, then East India Company would never come to Indian subcontinent.
And if they didn't come, then the fertility of the land would not get destroyed because they forced us to cultivate tobacco and dyes and opioid things like that.
And that destroyed the fertility of my country.
What?
You weren't growing anything.
You could barely handle agriculture.
We introduced the infrastructure for you to do mass farming.
You're welcome.
That's why you're fat.
We showed you how to make food.
By the way, you've regressed since we left, and now you shit on the streets.
That makes you less fat.
Explosive diarrhea every 10 minutes.
Pick up your shit is a great way to lose.
Until my ancestors were left with nothing to eat, we wouldn't move to this grain-heavy, very little-nutritious diet that we have today.
Wait, stop.
So you immigrated here because you were starving in India.
There was no food in India.
I think you moved here because your mother's an oncologist and your dad's a pediatrician, and they are part of the 0.01% that can afford to leave India.
And that's also why you're fat, by the way, because you're a spoiled, rich bitch.
White people didn't come to the Indian subcontinent, then my ancestors would not go through 50 small, medium, large famines in a period of 200 years.
That's a lot.
What about the dead bodies floating down the river?
Nearly 3 million people would not have died due to starvation and malnutrition.
And if that's the only thing that's happening, what about the 10 million Indians murdered by Muslims?
Is that me too?
We separated you guys because you were like Siamese fighting fish.
So we made Pakistan and said, Muslims go here, Hindus do here, stop killing each other.
And you're still at war along the border.
Place and the people of this place would not adapt to survive on lower calories.
We also wouldn't biologically be programmed to hold on to more fat because my genes, they're not going to be faster.
My genes rip at the back when I bend over.
You're going to die.
At some point, there's going to be a famine.
You will not have food and you're going to die.
I would also not be prone to diabetes, high blood pressure, seasons, and all that other things.
You're welcome to fill your sails and shake your trees.
So what can I say except you're welcome for the islands?
Sorry about that.
And then last one, another one of these Dharman videos.
But is this bots making these?
So the Dharman-ish video is this woman who tricked her daughter and made the tattooist give her a henna tattoo.
But while this is playing, you're also looking at how to make biscuits.
Oh, this is good for ADHD.
You get a little bit of fiction in there and then a little bit of how-tos.
People love DIYs.
I don't understand it.
It's a burn time.
So you want to watch a feel-good fake video about a tattoo while also...
That's how high the attention span is.
Mom?
Why is it fading?
Is my skin peeling off?
No, it's fading because it isn't real.
What are you talking about?
It isn't real.
Yes, it is.
I went to a tattoo shop.
The tattoo shop was real, and the tattoo artist was real.
It's kind of good acting compared to the one we saw the other day.
Not bad.
You see.
By the mom.
When I got home from work yesterday morning, I went into this.
Isn't this bizarre?
Yes.
But you weren't here.
Have you seen this before?
Like a thing like this?
No.
I'll show you what else is trending after this if you're interested.
I didn't think anything else.
I get watching how to make biscuits.
I get watching a dumb video about a girl who was tricked into thinking she has a tattoo, but why both at the same time?
So I decided to puke, by the way.
Oh, how sweet that is?
Yeah, looks a little too rich.
Gross.
Maybe they're like, you can solve a family issue within the time you could make a weird cake.
Okay, what do you want to show me that's trending?
This is a cool trend.
I hate cake.
It's reacting to things in the moment, like this is how he feels while he watches this.
Let you know how this makes me feel throughout.
Right now, I'm feeling oh, I'm feeling happy.
I enjoyed that very much so.
What a delightful display of colours.
Right now, I'm acknowledging that they're doing it in two rows.
That's a bit interesting.
But it's kind of taken a while.
I feel quite displeased, if I'm being completely honest.
Oh, we've got a big swirler coming up.
This could make me very excited.
Is it really just going to go around one at a time?
I'm now feeling angry.
I feel impatient.
Is this really going to be a single trail swirler?
I thought we were dealing with the big wam-bam swirler.
But you're really taking the piss out of me.
I am angry, confused, and disappointed, to say the least.
Please hurry up!
I've seen this swirl.
I want to see something else.
If something interesting doesn't happen in the next two seconds, I swear to go.
I like that.
That were a good one, wasn't it?
That made me most happy.
My mind is officially blowing something interesting.
Oh, we've got a tower fall, tower stumble, tower crumble.
I don't know how I feel about that.
Bit of a chaotic fall kind of makes me feel slightly uneasy.
I would prefer it to be more controlled.
Right, now this better lead to something good.
Because I am on the edge of rage.
But we've got a big swirler, and I swear to God, if this is a single trail swirl, I will be kicking off big toe.
Whoa!
What a banger!
I feel most pleased and happy.
I want to do a reaction video to him.
Right feelings.
Wow, we really reached the outer echelons of megalomania here.
Wow.
It's odd, though, because if you did react to that video, when he's pissed, I feel most pleased because it's the most funny and entertaining part.
Right?
So it's kind of, it's not like you're just going to react and have the same reaction.
Could be a good video.
Wait, last thing.
I forgot to get into this.
I don't know why.
Number 20.
Well, I crossed it off the list, but it wasn't.
Go back to 2-0.
Oh, yeah.
So zoom out on this.
This is an hour and 15 minutes.
Wow.
This guy calls himself the content cop.
You watch that on your own time.
He did a super deep dive on Taylor Lorenz and all of her sins.
It's really good.
He's one of the least boring content creators out there, and he talks to the camera, which I enjoy.
I hate when it's just a cartoon.
And he's got all the receipts.
It's really fascinating, and it's worth your time.
All right, let's get to the mailbag.
I got to go.
Aye.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Do you have a lock?
Oh, that weird Indian tranny?
No.
Like a bike lock.
I don't want to take my helmet into Manhattan.
I don't on me, no.
Poop.
Shit, I'm sorry.
That's really poopy.
Uh, but a badoo, bad update, but up.
What can I say besides you?
This guy says sprinkles, probably not.
And then he says, F you to me.
And then he says he hates me.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Oh, I guess he's quoting Tucker Carlson.
Fuck you.
I hate you.
Sprinkles?
Coming right up.
Frankly.
Wait, what is this one?
Wrong link.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, so it's the one that says this one.
This is not going to be funny, by the way, just to warn you.
I haven't seen it yet, but I promise you it won't be good.
Oh, Nate Bargett.
What are you going to send me Bill Cosby to?
This is from 2015.
Where'd you find this really rare?
How many views does it have?
292,000.
Thanks for discovering this unheard of, famous comic on Comedy Central that probably altogether has a billion views on YouTube.
You want to see how old?
What a moron.
This is what Nate Bargatzi looks like now.
He looks like a different guy.
Yeah, they all wear that same jacket.
They wear shoes with white soles, and then they wear that zip-up jacket.
So, yeah, anyone can go look up one of the most successful comedians in the world.
Fucking moron.
This guy says, check this guy with a deformity scaring children.
Okay, this seems wrong.
Didn't we say that was me one time?
Yeah.
That's the same guy.
I love messing with kids.
It does look like me, which I don't like.
Because it's horrific.
Carnivore diet.
This is a tweet.
It has sensitive content.
Oh, oh.
Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What even is that?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that a whale or something?
It's...
Oh, it's a cow ripped open and everybody's eating it.
I thought it was people, actually.
I've seen this going around.
No, it's just a cow.
We could show it.
It's Africans eating meat off the ground.
Yeah.
Like animals.
We was Kangs.
You know why they're doing that?
Because of white colonization.
We made them act like beasts.
That's true.
Sorry.
Won't happen again.
Okay.
Now we're only from now on.
Oh shit, I really gotta go.
From now on, everything will be things we have approved.
Like this one, Fat Homo.
Hey, Fagin and Chank, here's a fat gay man celebrating 400 pounds by eating McDonald's, a dipstick into cultural America.
This is also an incredibly famous guy everyone's heard about.
Remember, he used to be skinny?
Officially 400 pounds.
How did this happen?
Oh, Nicocato.
I've heard of this guy.
Yeah, he used to be skinny.
And then he did mukbang videos with his boyfriend, I think.
And then they broke up and everyone was crying.
Treat yourself or surprise someone else.
It makes a great gift.
Link below.
How did this happen?
I eat vegetables off camera.
I eat all the food groups.
I eat all the food groups.
Shut up.
You're annoying.
Of course I spelled vegetables.
Oh my god.
That's wild.
Don't be gay, folks.
Check out the tits on this broad, he says, and then he makes sure we know it's NSFW, not safe for work.
That one's called, what's the title of it?
NYC Subway Fight.
Okay.
Two after Fat Homo.
Fat Homo, Bamba.
Got it.
Sounds like a sneeze.
No one's loving it.
The aggressors scream and dram on butterflies.
Those aren't bad black tits.
Is that a guy?
Did I just hear Vijay?
Oh, they've taken some liberties with the audio.
Oh, she's completely buck naked.
Several males corner an enemy female.
It's a ferocious attack, and she's lucky to escape with her life.
Very unfortunate audio.
Did you have the talk with your wife?
That, like, if anything goes down fight-wise, they'll run away no matter what.
I'm getting beaten with it.
Of course.
I haven't had the talk yet.
Well, we also have the talk about if I get attacked at a restaurant by lunatics, what the wife and kids should do.
Yeah.
Anyway, let's get to the final video.
Oh yeah, why?
Final video.
short version.
This is...
Oh, this looks really fun.
This is a guy who stole a box truck, and those things are real powerful.
So if anything gets in their way, they just fucking knock it out of the way.
If you're going to go on a high-speed chase and end up doing 20 years, I would recommend choosing this vehicle.
So that's the cop noticing he's going the wrong way.
Right now, I feel very pleased.
So they try to pin him a few times, but obviously the mass makes him unpinnable.
Look, can't do anything.
Medians, no problem.
Grass, I'm good.
Crop cars aren't having as easy of a time.
What a beautiful day, too.
It's a beautiful day for a car chase.
I think I'll go over here.
Excuse me.
Nice day for a white van car chase.
No, I'm going to try this for a little while.
Excuse me.
Damn, it cuts through like butter.
Yeah.
And the cop parks in front of him.
He just takes out the front of the cop car.
And because he's high up, you know, it doesn't hurt him.
Right.
Oh, some trucks are going to chase it up to the suspension seats where the bounces are forgiving.
Yeah.
I don't know if we'll make it.
Yeah, we'll make it to the end.
He goes, well, you'll see what he says.
Look at that.
Even that huge meeting just means a few more bouncies.
There you go.
And oncoming traffic, I'm good.
Turn back onto the right direction.
That works.
I'm going to go down here.
Turn into Best Buy for a bit.
Still doing great.
Different car, different angle.
Excuse me.
Oh, sorry.
Don't mind me.
Oh, nice try.
This guy's so good.
Look at this.
Excuse me.
Well, anyway, let me say you're welcome.
You're welcome.
What a wonderful day.
Excuse me.
No, I don't do the pin thing.
Oh, oh.
Even that was graceful.
Yeah.
Barefoot.
Oh, shit.
Just got the dog for good measure.
This is what Rodney King did, by the way.
We had to burn down all of Los Angeles on his behalf.
And he said, can't we all get along?
And what does this guy say?
Wait for it.
I ain't blaming Police.
They just protecting the 50 and I'm funny.
Yeah, this guy's a hero.
I ain't even mad.
I love that guy.
I ain't even mad at y'all.
All right, folks.
That's the end of Ryan's stupid holiday in Disney.
Everything will be back to normal tomorrow.
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