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Aug. 5, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E151 - THE PRISON INTERVIEWS

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	Come on, bitch!
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
	I ain't gonna be too long, I ain't gonna take the seven too far.
	My experiment didn't moan it on the non-nominal, no, no.
	To the denis of the room, make sure that every that's some black guy singing a retarded song about how to say no in a really extraneous way with lots of superfluous words.
	Did you say niggity na-na-na?
	Yeah.
	I don't know if that's a good look.
	It's like Joe Diggity.
	I didn't mean it as the end.
	Oh, so if you said hell to the doll, you'd be like to the duggity, duggity doll.
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's it was an iggity from nah.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Sometimes, unfortunately, with iggy, an end can get near it, and people think you're trying to get niggy with it.
	No.
	And it was not.
	And I never will.
	Never.
	Because that doesn't represent who we are as a network.
	It doesn't represent me.
	However, I can see that getting taken out of context and it hurting my career and this network.
	And if that happens, I will not be back on Monday.
	And if I'm not back on Monday, I want you to know that I've had a storied career and I'm very satisfied.
	And I'd like to thank you for sticking by not just me, not just Ryan, not just the network, but sticking by free speech all these years.
	So without further ado, I'd like to bid adieu to you for eating de poo-poo.
	Bye-bye.
	You know, I had a fight with the...
	Did you know that me and the male lady are arch enemies?
	Because I'm a dick?
	Male lady is called transgender.
	The post office person?
	Ah.
	No, why?
	What happened?
	Okay, so I said sometimes we're recording in here and I can't hear you, but I want to get our packages.
	So just like bang on the door, you know, give it a second, knock again, and we'll stop recording.
	I'll come and get it.
	Ever since then, she goes, bang, bang, bang, bang, on the door.
	And I'm often at my desk going, Jesus.
	So now I'm mad.
	So I always open the door in a rage.
	And I'm going to calm down if there's a gigantic package there that would have been stolen.
	Right?
	It's always this.
	And she's like, okay, I just want to make sure you're there.
	And then she scans it, beep.
	And then she gives it to me.
	And I'm like, I've said this many times.
	I'm like, this would have fit through the mail slot.
	There's plenty of room.
	It's a big ass mail slot, motherfucker.
	And she's like, oh, okay.
	And I go, I've said this many times.
	You don't need to beckon me to what?
	Hold something that could easily have just gone through that hole.
	And so now we're in a mood.
	And she goes, oh, okay.
	So from now on, I'm just going to leave your packages on the ground.
	I'm like, oh, so that's a punishment?
	You're punishing me?
	And she goes, no, but you told me that you got to sign for the package.
	Sorry, not that you have to sign for the backage, but you told me to get you and there's a package.
	I go, there's no package here.
	And she goes, this is a package.
	It's like this big, but it's kind of fat.
	You know what I mean?
	Like when you buy a little electronic thing, like a little tiny cable.
	So technically it's sort of a package because you've got to scan it.
	But I don't give a fuck.
	I obviously, and this is what I did say to her face, I go, I obviously am concerned about packages that don't fit through the slot.
	I don't need to be here and look at you scan a puffy envelope.
	And she just walks away.
	And then she said something that really hurt.
	And I might file a grievance with the United States Postal Service.
	You're a rude boy?
	Worse.
	What's worse than that?
	She said, you're a real pain in the ass.
	Oh.
	I want to get her fired.
	Let's cancel her.
	Yeah.
	And harass her family.
	I'm going to ruin you.
	You fucking ragamuffin.
	I should have said that.
	Yeah, I'm a pain in the ass.
	You're a ragamuffin with the chicken stuffing.
	How dare you?
	Also in the news, Ryan is kicked off Instagram.
	That's true.
	For being fun.
	And I'm happy you got kicked off, Ryan.
	Me too.
	Because it shows what this is really about.
	Why am I canceled?
	Because I started a white power militia, which, by the way, is the theme of this entire show.
	It's a very proud boys-oriented app.
	We're talking to guys in prison today.
	No, no one believes that.
	That's this dumb lie.
	I'm banned because I'm charming and funny and make Trump look fun.
	Stop, stop.
	So Ryan did this video with that other guy that we like.
	Jason Scoop.
	Jason Spook.
	Oh, it's Scoop.
	Oh, Scoop.
	Oh, Jason Spook is the black guy.
	Well, unfortunately, yes.
	They did this video.
	It went viral because it's funny.
	There's no like lies about COVID.
	There's no don't get the vax.
	There's no, I'm going to kidnap Governor Whitmer.
	There's none of that.
	It's just a jokey thing about how China made an Asian Trump.
	Completely apolitical in that sense.
	And this is, he tagged Ryan, and now Ryan's band.
	Look, folks, the people of China, they wanted their own Trump so bad that they made a clone, and here he is.
	Unbelievable.
	So true.
	Wow, Macho, man, right?
	We love that song.
	Now, listen, the people of China have provided great things to the world, such as Port Friend, right?
	Unbelievable.
	Japanese anime, and of course, Suji.
	So strong.
	But now we're going to have to concentrate on making China great again, right?
	So true.
	Now we already have a great wall.
	Maybe you've heard of it, the Great Wall of China, but we're going to build it actually bigger and better than before, right?
	That sounds so great.
	Come here.
	I couldn't have said it better myself.
	Wow.
	Strong guy.
	Lovely guy.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	So strongly.
	So true.
	Winning.
	So many deals.
	Fantastic.
	That was recorded right here.
	Yep.
	That was my desk.
	Maybe that's why they knew it was here.
	Gabby Cooties.
	Yep.
	But now I have a telegram.
	So that thing blew up, right?
	Yeah, it's got usually his reels.
	I mean, a couple of them break 10,000, but they're not many.
	And that one broke 10,000.
	So I'm thinking that collaborative post.
	Wait a minute.
	When I say...
	Ryan, the reason I put this on the show is I thought it broke like 2 million.
	Well, that's on his TikTok.
	On his TikTok, he gets millions.
	Okay, so how did that do on his TikTok?
	I obviously mean...
	I don't have a TikTok, but let me see if I could search him.
	Okay.
	But yeah, so Instagram has this feature where you can collaborate on a post, and it's brand new.
	So I figured that's how I got on their radar.
	I've been just kind of slinking under the radar.
	Yeah, alright, we got it.
	We got it.
	And I was banned.
	Yes, I already explained everything.
	Big time.
	Demi Lovato is a she again.
	I hope she gets pretty again.
	She was fucking stunning.
	Coconut smashing boner machine.
	Then she discovered feminism and became a two, maybe a three.
	She was a 7.89, which is close as damn it to a 7.9.
	15,000.
	Okay, that's not interesting.
	Then she went they, them, and I made fun of her, and we even tried to understand sentences with her pronouns in them.
	Like, Demi Lovato's fans criticize her weight, and it hurts them.
	And you're like, which, the fans or her?
	I mean, pronouns exist for a reason, you know.
	You're going back in time.
	So it's possible that everyone in the world watches this show and then, oh my God, she was hot.
	And the perfect kind of girl next door hot too, like not too much.
	But it's possible that everyone in the world watches this show and every time I say something, it magically happens.
	Another possibility is that God is watching me and he makes things that I say happen.
	Third possibility is that I just have my finger on the pulse.
	Like we made fun of Samantha B. Remember that?
	Boom, canceled.
	Lily Sing.
	I think she's canceled, I assume, right?
	Oh, turn this up.
	She only looks hot when she's ugly.
	This song's about she, her pronouns.
	I try to go, but they, them keep pulling me back in.
	No, it's she, her who pulled her back in, Joke Runer.
	Ah.
	J-R?
	Garp.
	By the way, this morning I said to Ryan, I'm going to go get a coffee won't.
	He goes, I'll take a cough cough.
	Yeah, it's cute.
	And I was like, not anymore, you won't.
	I'm sorry, what?
	Sip.
	Just a little sippy-whippy of my cough cough.
	By the way, speaking of being God, I was reading the comments on our shows recently, and I don't want to alarm anyone, but you realize that I have all the back end to this website.
	And when you threaten me or mention my wife or kids, I know where you live, right?
	Like I have your VPN there, and I have your credit card.
	Not that I would ever fuck with that, but I can see your house.
	I can see everything.
	So you have all these people who like threaten me and call me a pussy, and they have anonymous names, and they think they're speaking into a vacuum.
	Like, okay.
	Maybe be a little more careful when you threaten people.
	And by the way, there is nothing more cowardly than calling someone a pussy or a coward and using a fucking anonymous name.
	That's something I'll never get over in this universe of the internet.
	How someone can sit there and be called El Grandiso and have a fucking piece of cheese and go, you think you stand up for what you believe in, but you're a fucking coward and you will never say what's really going on.
	Dude, why aren't you Michael James?
	I have your name.
	Anyway.
	Hello.
	Alex Jones.
	Oh, God.
	That was a woman who hadn't met her biological dad yet because he peaced out.
	Yeah.
	And he thought that would be a fun way to present his shitty ass.
	So we're all following the Alex Jones thing.
	I was supposed to get him on the show today, but a little busy, believe it or not.
	And what I find strange about the left is this burning animosity towards him.
	Like they want him dead.
	Why?
	He said Sandy Hook didn't happen.
	A bunch of psychos harassed the parents of the victims.
	That's rough.
	That's bad.
	But they want him to go to jail for like 40 years.
	Really?
	What about when we all criticized or when these politicians said, go attack these Supreme Court justices?
	They shouldn't feel safe.
	And then a tranny who calls himself Sophie went there to murder Brett Kavanaugh.
	If you're really worried about words leading to violence, I assume you're on board with all of the examples.
	But their passion for this, Alex Jones was wrong.
	Sandy Hook did happen.
	He fucked up.
	Out of, what, 40 years?
	40 years of broadcasting, He made a mistake.
	Okay.
	What's going to happen?
	Why?
	And they all want him to go to jail.
	It's a civil suit, guys.
	But I guess they say if a crime is discovered during a civil suit, then he could be punished for it.
	Criminally?
	I don't know.
	It's fucking bizarre.
	And the big story yesterday, or today too, was I think his lawyer accidentally gave all of his texts from like 10 years to the opposition, to the prosecution.
	Accidentally gave them everything, every conversation he's ever had.
	So I was like, uh-oh, I hope I never said anything bad.
	And I was going through my text with Alex Jones, which go back a long-ass motherfucking tat.
	And I was like reading our text going, I like these guys.
	They seem funny.
	That must happen when feds infiltrate my private texts.
	Hey, you're cool.
	There's allegations of child porn.
	I was like, holy fuck, that's pretty bad.
	And then I look into it and I remember there was a time there where really hot girls, and I don't know if you've seen this, but it's not the kind of thing that makes pussies wet.
	And hot girls out of the blue, like it was about a year and a half into Proud Boys, and all of a sudden my DMs, this is before I was banned from Twitter, were blowing up with hot chicks who weren't just like, you're cute, give me a call.
	It was always like bikinis and let's fuck.
	You're fucking hot.
	And I thought, hmm, that's unusual.
	And some of them looked really young.
	And so to one of them, the youngest one, I was like, can I see a picture of your driver's license, please?
	And she goes, no, I'm old.
	Like, quiz me about history and stuff.
	I don't want to send you my driver's license.
	That's too personal.
	But I can answer any kind of Jeopardy questions, basically she was saying.
	I'm like, no, that's not how you verify age.
	I'm out of here.
	Bye.
	And then I realized they were probably set up as baits.
	So I'd be like, yeah, I'll fuck you.
	Let's meet.
	Then we have a Chris Hansen scene and this kiddie porn.
	Because I always wondered, if someone sends you, DMs you...
	Uh-oh, here we go.
	Yellow.
	An incarcerated individual.
	Just keep recording.
	It will be recorded and may be monitored.
	If you believe this should be a private call, please hang up and follow facility instructions to register this number as a private number.
	To accept this pre-call, press one to refuse this pre-call.
	Thank you for using Securis.
	You may start the conversation now.
	Hey, man.
	What's going on?
	Well, you're on TV.
	Oh.
	I thought, uh, okay.
	My bad.
	I thought we were.
	All right.
	No, it's just going on.
	My name's Joe Biggs, and my pronouns are ninja and wizard.
	Those two have nothing in common.
	Ninjas are assassins from Japan hired to carry out murders.
	And wizards are much more peaceful, friendly guys who are like very, very advanced magicians.
	No, Gandalf the Grey was pretty wicked.
	I mean, he was crazy.
	He was kicking some butt.
	So I'm a wise ninja.
	Oh, okay.
	I see the Venn diagram there.
	I guess there is some overlap.
	So what's been going on?
	I hear you're in jail?
	Yeah.
	I know that's news, everybody.
	It hasn't been that long.
	It's only been, what, a year and a half now?
	You know, I think one of the reasons you're such a target is every time they show a picture of the Capitol, the insurrection, we call it the meandering, there's you in the front smiling.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's funny if I could go back to that lady that day, the photographer, and go, why did you have to ask me to do my war face right then?
	Because it's like if you were to go through my phone and look at all my pictures, I make that face literally everywhere.
	It's shot show in Vegas.
	I could be at a strip club.
	I could be, you know, whatever.
	I'm just saying random places.
	I could be at anything, and I'll make that face, you know, for a picture.
	It's just my face I make.
	And they make it seem like, you know, I'm like leading some charge to something.
	Well, in a kangaroo court, you're going to be looking for the ones that made the biggest impact visually, and then you're going to attack them.
	You're going to ignore the law.
	There's no need for smoking guns.
	And so that's why Buffalo Shaman, what's he called?
	Voodoo Shaman got four years right out the gate because everyone thinks of him when they think of the event.
	So that's why they're coming down hard on you.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	Like, they don't really have evidence, but they're leaning on a few key people to make this whole thing stick together.
	And like even with the Dom Pozzola guy, like he's barely even been in the club.
	Like I think he even admitted he's only been in a few weeks.
	But somehow he's part of this grand conspiracy because he had a shield and he broke a window.
	And it's like this guy that nobody knows, we're being blamed for it.
	I mean, I'm sure he's a great guy.
	I don't know anything about him.
	I mean, I don't think any of us know him at all.
	And I think it's just odd that this guy, they've kind of polarized and they made him seem like he's this definitive answer to what happened that day and that it's a link to us.
	The same thing with the Ryan Samsung guy.
	The same guy that ran over a pregnant chick and beat up a whole bunch of females or something like that.
	This random person walks up to me and puts an arm around my shoulder and that's proof right there that I told him to go charge or something like that.
	I mean, it's all these little ridiculous things that they're using to spread this lie.
	But, you know, as crazy as it sounds, it's serious because they're literally treating it like it's serious stuff, and it blows my mind.
	Well, the scary thing about the Samsung thing is he obviously went up to you, I think he said something like, I know you're from Infowars or some shit.
	He's not a proud boy, is he?
	No.
	No.
	I've never heard of him before.
	I didn't even know who the hell the guy was until my lawyer kept going, hey man, you know who this guy is?
	I'm like, why do you keep asking me about this person?
	And he goes, yeah, he's the guy that came up to you and then ran to the fence or whatever.
	And I go, I don't know that guy.
	Like, you know how many people come up to me and put an arm on my shoulder and say something to me and then walk off?
	I was like, I can't be responsible for People's actions, the random people that come up to me all the time.
	And then that becomes, he Biggs flashed him a gun and said, you better go storm the Capitol or I'm going to kill your family.
	Yeah, I mean, if they did anything called investigative work, I mean, I know the FBI is more keen to setting people up for kidnapping and stuff, but if they actually did what they're supposed to do and investigate, they'd simply find out that I flew to D.C. And to fly to D.C. and to have had a gun,
	I would have to have had a record of it, and there's no record of that.
	So there goes that.
	Well, yeah, the scary part with that kind of stuff is you lock someone in a cage and you say, I want you to flip on someone.
	You don't have anything to flip on.
	So if a weaker man, and you and Rufi are definitely not in that category, is going to go, yes, we burned all the blueprints, but they were there and we agreed we were going to not just storm the Capitol, but kill everyone there.
	Can I get out now, please?
	I want to see my kids.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's funny, like, the New York Times did this, like, piece in their Outlook section or whatever it is.
	And it's basically all on me, like, two weeks ago.
	And all they do is they take free frame shots from actual live footage, and then they stop it, and they go, look, Joe's pointing at the Capitol.
	I pointed in so many directions in that shot.
	I saw the actual video.
	And my finger's scanning around, and I'm like looking at stuff.
	And they freeze it right where my hand looks like that's at the Capitol.
	And they're going, that's the pivotal point where he decides they're taking it.
	And I'm like, you guys are just making up random ass crap as it comes along.
	You're literally taking a bag of shit and you're throwing it and seeing what sticks to the wall.
	Yeah, and you'd go, okay, I understand Antifa would make up stupid shit.
	But now we have Antifa, the prosecution, the American justice system, we have the Jan 6 committee, and we have the media all doing the same clown world bullshit.
	I've got a whole table.
	It's not really a table.
	It's part of my coffin bed area.
	It's like the cement thing that comes up to where I lay down in this little area.
	I'm in solitary confinement, for those who don't know.
	And there's this little piece where I can stack paperwork.
	And I'm telling you at least a foot and a half to two foot of paper stacked.
	And there's documents that literally prove, and in the government's words, that we didn't plan anything.
	But isn't it crazy?
	Like, I understand Antifa coming with radically crazy ideas, like you threaten someone with a gun.
	I get that.
	The media doing it, well, maybe the radical leftist media.
	And then that should be the end of it.
	But no, it keeps going.
	It goes to mainstream media.
	It goes to FBI.
	It goes to courtrooms.
	It goes to Jan 6 committees.
	Like, they're all on the same page as Antifa.
	And the scary part is that lands people in prison.
	Yeah, the Justice Department today is, their motto is, show me the man, I'll show you the crime.
	Yeah.
	The Soviet anthem there.
	Yeah, I mean, that's literally what we're seeing is that.
	I mean, what they're doing are Maoist bullet points.
	Yeah.
	It's insane.
	I mean, I'm listening to the hearings on Capitol Hill with Christopher Wray, the head of the FBI, and it's just, you know, it's mind-blowing how corrupt and how devious and heartless and soulless and un-American this government has become.
	And these games that they're playing, they're playing these games for politics.
	They don't understand that there are human lives involved.
	People with families and children and things like that.
	You know, I've never been in trouble a day in my life.
	And, you know, this is just, you know, it's crazy to go through.
	It's not been easy, but it hasn't been terrible.
	I mean, I'm trying to do the best I can with everything.
	It's not as bad as some of these guys.
	You know, one of the guys is here, he was told that he could get some time shaved if he took a class where they would reprogram him.
	And this reprogramming class or like whatever, it is basically used for cults.
	But instead, they're using this reprogramming class now for January 6th dependent because they see us, you know, basically as cultists.
	And they're like, hey, if you take this class and you reprogram yourself and you, you know, agreed all the Democrat talking points, we are going to shave off time and you can go home.
	Isn't it tempting to say yes to that and then pretend to be a zombie and be like, oh, thank you so much.
	I have learned so much.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, it's a great opportunity to see how well your acting skills are.
	I mean, that's really all it is.
	I mean, if you get through that, and then, you know, they're like, wow, hire this guy.
	Movie time.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, there should be movies made about this.
	It's so fucking amazing.
	So we got Ethan on the show soon.
	We're going to have a whole deep dive on Proud Boys.
	This Dominic guy, you know, him, the fact that he was in the front and he broke the window is now being used as proof that the Proud Boys are the spearhead, the tip of the spear, for this entire insurrection.
	They planned everything and Dominic proves that.
	Now all Dominic has to do is say yes and their narrative lives on and now everyone's going to jail.
	Yeah, I mean the best thing that they could do at this point in time is break themselves away from all of us and do their own thing.
	Because right now it's going to hurt a whole bunch of people that really had nothing to do with anything.
	I mean in the footage, in the discovery and stuff, I'm used to saying events, I'm not used to saying discovery.
	In some of these discovery videos I've seen, you literally see what's going on from an elevated angle from cameras, and it goes against everything they said during the first January 6th committee hearing was basically about me and this pivotal point where this female cop says that I'm antagonizing the police and all that.
	And they cut to a video and it's me chanting F. Antifa.
	And then the lady goes, I could see his face and I could see him pointing and I could tell that he was coming for me.
	Well, I actually saw the real video and you can't even see from where I'm standing anywhere to where that lady cop is who claims this.
	There's so many people in front of me.
	And not once were any of these things being shouted on a megaphone.
	And then from that time where they said the chants riled up the crowd, there's a few minutes that goes by before people even start moving slowly up.
	And the next thing you know, you can see Rufio going, stop, stop, stop.
	And people are just pushing in a huge wave.
	And there's nothing you can do about it at that time.
	Yeah, well, you know, it's a crazy case because 99% of the time when someone's in jail, they've done a bad thing and they want to explain why or get some sort of reason for it.
	I robbed the bank because my family's starving and I should be given a break, even though I did a bad thing.
	It's very rare that someone is completely innocent and there's no, you can interrogate them all you want.
	You're just going to get more truth.
	Yeah, I mean, everything I do, this whole hearing is, you know, it's a public court of, you know, public opinion hearing.
	And sorry, I don't get to talk much, so I'm not as smooth.
	I'm not as smooth as I used to be, you know, and things aren't quick to my head because my brain's eroding.
	I have to read a dictionary all day just to kind of be able to have a, you know, somewhat conversational with other people when I get a chance to do so.
	Dude, your brain is not eroding.
	You're reading so many books in there.
	I'm worried you're going to come back that this pretentious intellectual with a monocle on and a vest.
	You're going to become a snob.
	One of the big things they don't understand, too, though, is like me.
	My house is paid off.
	I'm going to have to sell my house now because they ran and had my benefits taken away, my military benefits, and I'm retired.
	I get a monthly stipend that's pretty good, and that's all been taken from me, and then I have no other way to keep up with my bills, so I'm going to have to sell my house now because all the money stops at the end of this month.
	Well, that's one of the things they understand.
	This game that they're playing, they don't understand the ramifications of it, what that's going to do to me for the rest of my life.
	They don't care.
	They don't care if you live or die.
	And when I say they, I mean the left.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'm just trying to get home to see my kid, man.
	I haven't seen my daughter in person in a year and a half, and I haven't seen her on a video conference since I came to Alexandria because they don't have that technology yet.
	So it's been like five months here that I haven't seen her on video and in person a year and a half.
	You know, last time I saw her, she was three going on four, and now she's about to be six.
	So, you know, that sucks.
	Do you get to talk to her?
	Yeah, I get to talk to her when she's at my mom's house on the weekends.
	And, you know, that's cool.
	But I can definitely tell in her voice that, you know, it's really sad.
	And, like, I get stories from my mom and her mom that say that Savannah will walk around with a picture of me, a little photograph that of her and I. I'm holding her at this Mexican restaurant where we went one time.
	And she walks around with it all the time and talks to it and hugs it and sleeps with it.
	And if you try to take the picture from her, she becomes angry and cries.
	So, you know, I can tell that it's definitely affecting her.
	That's rough.
	Yeah.
	Especially when you hear that from her mom saying that.
	It's, yeah.
	I'm just ready to go home and see my kids.
	Kid.
	Well, we've got the give, send, go up on the screen here.
	And we also have your lawyer's personal email we're putting up because some people are worried they're going to be on a list if they donate.
	And for the big rollers who want to send a check, they can contact Dan and get the check.
	He can cash the check without there being any risk of them.
	Yeah, it goes directly into a trust that we have set up.
	And it's a way to just remain anonymous, you know.
	And, you know, we understand people want to give and they want to help, but they also have a family to take care of.
	And, you know, we live in a country now where you have to hide your political affiliations and your true beliefs just to make ends meet and just to get by.
	So I get it.
	You know, it's frustrating.
	And I wish we could, you know, there were more people out there willing to do a lot for us.
	But at the same time, I do see a lot of people that are, you know, writing us letters and doing everything that they can and at least contributing in some way.
	And that's always nice to know that there's still people out there thinking about us and praying for us and all that.
	And, you know, I pray for Ruthio and Ethan and Rail all the time.
	Every night I do.
	And for their families and even for the judge that I cannot stand.
	And the prosecutors, I pray for them.
	I hope this all works out and something good comes from it because right now it sucks.
	Yeah, yeah.
	All right, man.
	Well, thanks for coming on the show and we'll always do everything we can to help.
	All right, man.
	This is Ninja Wizard saying goodbye.
	See you, buddy.
	Like when guests make the host cry.
	That's rude.
	That doesn't make for very good TV.
	That was bad form of him.
	That was rough.
	Emails.
	All right, let's jump right into this.
	This is a Proud Boys special.
	So let's jump right into the Proud Boys.
	Stand back.
	Stand by.
	Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
	Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
	You got it, not political.
	Stand back.
	Stand by.
	Stand by.
	Stand by.
	Now, I know not everyone is concerned about the fate of the Proud Boys.
	It's a club they have nothing to do with.
	But the reason it's relevant to every American is this could happen to you.
	So the reason I focus on them is, well, because they're my friends, but it's a club I'm intimately familiar with.
	So when I see people lying, I can spot them easily.
	But I'm sure if I was familiar with Oath Keepers or what are they called, Patriot Prayer or any other group, I'd see the same kind of injustice, the same kind of lies, same kind of propaganda.
	I mean, I think it's pretty relevant that Ryan was banned from Instagram for making a joke because the problem is not what you did wrong.
	The problem is who you support and who you help.
	And patriots help Trump.
	And there is a massive, deep state push to punish anyone who makes Trump seem palatable.
	And that's the crime here.
	They're the palatable boys.
	So that's why you should care.
	Let's start this with Bill Maher using the club as a perfect example of Trump's cult.
	First, he starts talking about Hitler and how Hitler had this power to have cult members.
	And he goes, Trump is the same, but he's like a dumb Hitler.
	Wow, thanks a lot.
	Hitler.
	He's crazy.
	No, you're not dumb if you somehow do what he did.
	He's like Hitler.
	He's crazy, not in his career.
	You don't want to compare him to Hitler.
	No, no, no.
	It's perfectly okay to make a Hitler analogy as long as you compartmentalize it.
	I'm not saying he's Hitler like he wanted to kill all the Jews.
	What I'm saying is Hitler was crazy like Trump is crazy.
	He is crazy.
	Hitler wasn't stupid.
	Trump's more stupid.
	But they were both instinctive political geniuses.
	That's where that analogy is completely appropriate.
	No, he was not, Trump is not that evil.
	He does not want to take over the world and kill people and put them in camps, of course.
	This is like when people are stoned and they're talking, they go, this would make a great show.
	But they're only saying that because they have a buzz and it seems really interesting because they're high.
	This makes a terrible show.
	First of all, we get to see John McEnroe's sneakers and we're not impressed.
	He's dressed like a cool 13-year-old.
	And secondly, it's a rambling mess with no prep.
	And you say stupid things like what you're about to say.
	But as a kind of a savant who's just this instinctive political genius, Trump is that.
	Boy, when he gets you, his fans, his crowd, the Proud Boys types, boy, do they, that is a cult.
	You know, there's a base.
	You can have a base and you have a cult.
	Biden doesn't have three people who like him as much as Trump.
	You know what?
	That's enough of that.
	You know how you define a cult?
	If you leave the group, you're ostracized.
	If you leave Proud Boys, it's bye-bye.
	Home to mommy.
	They still hang out with you.
	Even if you leave a bikers gang like Hell's Angels, they've got all these other clubs.
	I forget that Maddie will tell you the name of the club, but it's like the old biker boys.
	They still hang out.
	If you leave the left, however, you're fucking doomed.
	Remember on Howard Stern when Ronnie the Limo driver implies he may have voted for Trump.
	Totally ostracized.
	They all dump him.
	You're a white supremacist now.
	We hate your guts.
	So they don't tolerate anyone leaving, and they ostracize them, and they want to punish them, and they want to cancel them.
	Like I had all my old friends turn on me when I became a Trump guy, all my liberal friends, and then try to punish me and talk shit to the media and stuff about how...
	They don't know what happened when we lost him.
	So you're the ones acting like a cult.
	I was happy to hang out with you.
	I'm not now because you stabbed me in the back, but I was still ready to chill.
	They are the cult.
	We are not.
	All right, let's do a green screen on CNN did a big thing on defining the club, and I can't help but notice that it's full of shit.
	All right, let's try to figure out what this men's club is.
	It purports to just be guys who are fans of a podcast who ended up defending the normies from Antifa, but apparently it is a paramilitary militia that is going to overthrow the government and take over the country.
	So let's check in on the always reliable CNN.
	Reality Check with John Avalon.
	What do you want to call him?
	Give me a name.
	Give me a name.
	White surprises and rights.
	Why would you like me to condemn?
	Why proud process and right proud?
	Stand back and stand by.
	I'll tell you what.
	I'll tell you what.
	Somebody's got to do something about antifa.
	Hey, all, I'm John Avalon.
	And this is Reality Check on the Extremist Beat.
	Now, since our foundation is not a matter of time, I assume that this guy's extremist beat is going to be covering a lot of radical Islam.
	I mean, if you look at the top 10 mass killings in America, you're going to see two or three Muslims in there.
	You're not going to see any proud boys.
	So if you're covering number 738 on the danger list, I assume you went near one and two?
	No, he's only doing this because he thinks they're white males.
	And the media's obsession is white supremacy despite it not being a thing and despite it not even being a thing with this particular club.
	The Proud Boys have rocketed from a right-wing fight club, a self-styled drinking club with a Patriot problem, to a presidential sanctioned paramilitary group.
	Stop.
	How are they sanctioned by the president?
	Because he said, because he fucked up stand down.
	So by him saying stand black and stand by, he is officially sanctioned them and they are his own personal army.
	How far are we into this?
	Is that 26 seconds?
	And it's already utter fucking garbage.
	Why didn't he call me?
	Why didn't he call Joe Biggs' lawyers or any of the guys' lawyers who are in prison?
	Why didn't he call any Proud Boys?
	I bet if they pull up a Proud Boy from this, it'll be some disavowed pussy who couldn't handle the, what's it called?
	The what do you call it when you're a rookie and you're a prospect?
	Couldn't handle the prospect phase.
	And if you doubt their significance, just listen to this assessment from the Combating Terrorism Center at West Point.
	Quote, the Proud Boys have emerged as both a manifestation of and driver for polarization and political violence in the United States.
	The evolution of the Proud Boys has seemingly culminated in the central role members of the group allegedly played in the storming of the U.S. Capitol.
	I have trouble with bureaucratic rhetoric sometimes.
	The evolution of the Proud Boys has seemingly culminated in the central role members of the group allegedly played in storming the U.S. Capitol.
	So, of course, some people read these.
	They don't read seemingly and allegedly.
	So the subtext sort of plows forward and takes over the pretext.
	And all of a sudden, it's clear to most viewers that Proud Boys stormed the Capitol, and they were behind it.
	They were the masterminds.
	That's what he's getting at here.
	And the beauty of CNN is you can't be sued because you say seemingly and allegedly, and same with West Point, you use all these legal terms, but you still get to torpedo your message forward, which is Proud Boys started out as a joke, and then they led the insurrection, and we almost lost our democracy and our country.
	Accelerationist factions, the Proud Boys, have been pushing violence within the organization, as well as networking with neo-Nazi terrorist organizations.
	Networking with neo-Nazi terrorist organizations, networking with them.
	First of all, can you tell me some neo-Nazi terrorist organizations?
	Patriot Front, what else?
	Don't they have to have committed a violent act?
	Like, all this tells me is that our West Point fucking combating terrorism center is incompetent.
	Again, that's not some left-wing blog, right?
	That's West Point, a time-honored place that knows a little something about real people.
	Apparently not.
	As a result of the investigations into the January 6th attack on our Capitol, several members of the Proud Boys have been charged with seditious conspiracy.
	Correct.
	A very serious and rare charge related to their role in the attempt to overturn the election.
	They stopped.
	Their role in the attempt to overturn the election.
	I love, by the way, how Jan 6th, it's just a given that everyone there was there to overturn the election.
	How many of them knew that at that moment they were signing the paperwork to make him to make Biden president?
	I don't think any of them did.
	Guilty.
	But according to the New York Times, they acted as shock troops on the front lines of the attack.
	In fact, we also now know that it was people associated with the Proud Boys who instigated the first breach of the Capitol grounds by bashing through barricades at the peace circle.
	But despite the imposition of legal accountability, there are signs.
	I think he might be right, actually, with that one.
	I think, what was his name?
	Dominic Pizzala.
	I think the guy who broke the window with the police shield was a Proud Boy.
	He had been one for a month and is a retard.
	Is that the Proud Boys have been emboldened by all the attention?
	As the West Point assessment states, emboldened by the relative impunity with which they seemingly continue to operate.
	Emboldened by the impunity.
	You want to talk about emboldened with impunity?
	You may want to check in on black crime and what bail reform has done to crime here in New York City.
	But why are they, like, they just say seemingly in front of it and they can say anything they fucking want.
	They're emboldened by the what impunity?
	They're in fucking jail.
	Max and John got into a 17-second fight with Antifa and went to jail for four years.
	Does that sound like impunity to you, you amateur?
	Appears to be, using the flashpoint of January 6th as an opportunity to further position themselves as the tip of the spear for extreme far-right political mobilization.
	Joining me now is a reporter who's covered the Proud Boys from their earliest days to their role in the January 6th attack on the Capitol.
	CNN's Ellie Reed.
	Ellie, it's great to see you, as always.
	You've covered Proud Boys from very early days.
	Did you find Nemo yet?
	I got to ask, are you surprised at how this group, which began with kind of the trappings of almost a fraternity, turned into such a prominent paramilitary fighting force?
	Well, nothing surprises me anymore when covering the far right of America.
	But one thing I've seen in many groups, not just the Proud Boys, is that...
	Stop.
	Aren't you just fascinated by the way all of these people think they're fighting hate and are solely focused on white male conservatives behaving badly?
	Are they aware of that hypocrisy?
	Isn't it bizarre?
	Isn't it strange how none of them have gone near the black Hebrew Israelites or any jihadists ever?
	Like, do you understand what a fucking pussy you look like?
	And I don't think it's because they're racist.
	I don't think it's because they dislike white people.
	I think they want to feel like social justice warriors, and they simply don't have the balls to attack anyone legit.
	So they attack groups that they know aren't actually terrorist groups because they know they can do that safely.
	So what you're looking at right now on either side of me are a couple of poser hypocrite pussies.
	And we don't mind when women are pussies, but when dudes do it, it's particularly embarrassing.
	And by the way, she was the one who did Charlottesville.
	She was there in Charlottesville, and that gave her a whole career now.
	She left Vice, went on to CNN.
	And what was Charlottesville?
	Charlottesville was a bunch of idiots who were saying Jews do not replace us was the worst it got, which is pretty bad.
	And then some guy got spooked by Antifa and drove into a crowd and killed a chick.
	He now has, I think, 700 years in prison, plus 400 years, plus three lifetimes.
	Antifa has done so much worse than that so many times, chanted things so much worse than that so regularly and got nothing.
	We have Antifa lawyers throwing Molotov cocktails into cop cars and they get a year.
	And there's no group investigating them, unfortunately.
	Maybe they start off ironic.
	Maybe it all is just a fun laugh.
	One of the initiation rituals is you have to name five kinds of breakfast cereal while getting punched.
	Yeah, from my high school days.
	As people come in, the things that other people were posting ironically are taken as sincere by the new generation.
	And so as it wears on, it becomes more and more.
	Wait, what new generation?
	This started in 2016.
	We're going back four to six years here, and you're talking about new generations.
	And what jokes are being taken seriously?
	Anyway, sorry.
	Sincere by the new generation.
	And so as it wears on, it becomes more and more extreme, more and more hardened.
	And that's what we heard from former Proud Boys.
	They would say, like, the guys taking leadership roles now are like taking it way too seriously.
	And people are joining in it because they want to beat somebody up that they don't like and they want an excuse to do it.
	Show me.
	Forced me jump to Charlottesville.
	God, the leftist media was so happy when Charlottesville happened.
	And that's why I warned everyone.
	I said, don't go.
	This is a trap.
	If you're a proud boy and you go, this is back when I was in control.
	You are done.
	You're out of the club.
	Four guys got kicked out for going to that thing.
	But it doesn't matter.
	It's still used.
	And this is why you were so dumb to do this.
	You gave them the fodder.
	So, Ellie, how were the Proud Boys different in the early days from the other groups?
	You get to show Charlottesville and you show the Tiki torches and then you talk about Proud Boys in the foreground.
	This is all juxtaposition.
	This is all voodoo news.
	You saw at that Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville.
	The Proud Boys were not as explicitly racist.
	And there are certainly white supremacists among them.
	They're not above making jokes.
	There are certainly white supremacists among them.
	Prove it.
	That's litigious right there.
	I should sue this fish-faced bitch.
	Wait, stop.
	Who embraced the swastika before Charlottesville?
	You fucking moron.
	How many videos did I make where I said it's not racist?
	We don't allow white nationalists.
	And even white nationalists, they don't really do the swastika anymore.
	This is Disneyland shit.
	Those movements were all destroyed.
	And in their place were these movements like Proud Boys.
	Another one is Patriot Prayer that might have been anti-immigration or Western chauvinist is what the Proud Boys say, right?
	But they're not as explicitly racist.
	They call you racist.
	And then when you say, I've never said anything racist, they go, oh, so it's not explicit.
	It's in your brain.
	I can see it.
	So they're able to thrive.
	They're able to take over in the vacuum left by those other groups.
	One of the ex-Proud Boys you've interviewed is a guy by the name of Russell Schultz.
	He says he quit, but the Proud Boys say he was kicked out in May 2019.
	Oh, I remember this.
	Russell's a witness to what it's like inside the far-right group and why some men would want to join it.
	It's too much like a nationwide criminal gang is where they're heading towards.
	They didn't want any part of that.
	So, Ellie, I wonder why you got kicked out.
	Maybe because you're a pussy liar.
	Explain that, how he saw that coming and where he thinks he's going.
	Well, he saw a more increasingly rigid national hierarchy.
	And what he said was that he was afraid that if the people at the top committed a crime, then everyone beneath could be held responsible for it.
	Because that's how conspiracy law works.
	You only have to be a participant in a small part of it.
	The entire structure of the club is chapter autonomy.
	There is no top-down authority.
	Shouldn't they know this about the club they speak?
	That's why I stepped down.
	So there would be no head of the snake.
	And that's why Enrique, who's no longer the chairman, said I'm the chairman and not the head.
	People I've talked to who have left these groups.
	Maybe later they reflect on their actions and they think like, wow, I was a bad person.
	I was a jerk.
	I was a racist.
	This is all just made-up shit.
	This is why women tend to be terrible journalists because they start with their Disneyland story and then they go backwards to fill it in and hope they don't get sued for saying there was some white supremacist, but they traded their swastika for a laurel.
	It's all made-up shit.
	And you know another reason why women make bad journalists?
	They tend to fuck their subjects.
	Now, I have no evidence of this.
	Well, I have plenty of evidence of that statement, but I have no evidence of what I'm about to say.
	But my gut tells me that Elle, Ellie, whatever her name is, she fucked Richard Spencer.
	That's what I believe.
	And this is the evidence I use.
	It just seems like it, doesn't it?
	Now, you look at these two people, and you tell me they've never fucked.
	And I'll just add something to that.
	Pretend that's me.
	Pretend that's me, because I've interviewed Richard Spencer.
	We've debated many times.
	Imagine I'm sitting in my suit, sitting in that chair, asking him these questions, and he's reacting like that.
	You'd probably go, did Richard fuck Gavin?
	Again, I don't know that she fucked him, but it sure seems like it to me.
	Seemingly.
	You have said you have regrets.
	But every time I ask you to explain those regrets, it's framed in terms of...
	Stop.
	Can you, if me saying to him, you say, Rick, we've been through this before, I don't want to fight with you.
	When we have our fights, it takes us so long to get unmad and we have to have makeup sex.
	Like the way he interrupts her, does that not seem like a relationship?
	I was hanging out.
	I made those decisions.
	Loser.
	I made those decisions.
	The music possessed me.
	You're like, I let myself get drunk.
	But those were your people.
	Those are your guys.
	Why don't you take responsibility for them?
	I have to.
	If they wanted to be you and they went into the street and beat people up, what does that say to you?
	Look at the way he falls back in the couch.
	Like, oh, not another one of these fights.
	When I discuss things, when I've argued with Richard Spencer, we're both facing the camera, squared off.
	There's none of this shit.
	Oh, God, don't you feel like you're next door in an Apartment going, will you guys shut up in there?
	It's four in the morning.
	You've been fighting all night.
	Well, you seem to just want to.
	Your entire point here is just to prove that I'm like a piece of shit and why don't you just accept it?
	I mean, look, Ellie, I'm not here to be insulted.
	See, I got this from someone else's video, so that might be the interview cutting off.
	We don't need to see.
	Does he ever come back to it?
	No?
	Oh, there we go.
	Maybe when someone's actually honest and expresses a regret, you should probably allow them to do that as opposed to jumping on their.
	This is a relationship discussion.
	I'm sorry.
	Are you with me, Ryan?
	Yeah, it is super apparent.
	Like, if you muted this and you were like, Ellie, I saw you with him.
	You were eating dinner together.
	This is someone in couples therapy.
	She's talking about divorce and he's saying, why are we talking about divorce?
	It was two fights.
	Richard, I gave you a kid.
	What about the kids?
	My red mother.
	I told you that I wanted to move to Arkansas.
	You didn't listen to me and you took another job here in Ann Arbor.
	LED.
	That to me.
	I took that as a fuck you, not just to me, but to our marriage.
	I'm trying my best.
	I took a job, okay?
	That doesn't mean I don't love you.
	You could say that all you want, but you're gone.
	You just leave.
	You don't listen to me.
	I listen to you every day.
	I'm listening to you right now.
	Okay.
	I care about you.
	No, you care about you, Richard.
	You care about your career.
	Oh, my God.
	Stop talking about my career.
	I work in shipping doing sales.
	I don't give a fuck.
	You think I have, when I met you, did I ever talk about shipping?
	Did I ever say that was my future?
	I care about us.
	I care about the kids.
	I want to make this work.
	I like that black guy that you always make me talk to.
	Oh, God.
	Ellie, I wish I didn't fuck you 50 times.
	And like a piece of shit.
	And why don't you just accept it?
	I mean, look, Ellie, I'm not here to be insulted.
	That alone is.
	Okay, come on.
	I've said that in arguments with my wife.
	I've used those exact.
	Look, I'm not going to sit here and be insulted.
	If you want to have a discussion, we can have a discussion.
	If not, I'm going to go to the pub and I'll wait for you to calm down.
	When you say a person's name like that.
	Yeah.
	You've known each other for years.
	Gavin, inside and out, and especially inside.
	If I was interviewing him and he's like, Gavin, I'm not going to sit here and let you tell me that I should be a piece of shit.
	I'd be like, is he a fag?
	Is he an?
	Oh, I guess the guy who did this thinks it's like Days and Royals.
	All right, let's start.
	Let's get back to the stunning expose on how it started out as a joke, but now it's sinister.
	And by the way, that whole thing is people go, it's just a fun thing.
	Here's some evidence.
	And so they need to accept that evidence.
	So what they do is they go, yeah, yeah, but that's old stuff.
	Since then, it's become an evil fucking insurrectionist machine that the president controls like fucking Satan.
	Strange people.
	I mean, that's particularly interesting because one of the ways these groups recruit, as you've documented in your interviews, is that they provide people who seem unmoored with a sense of belonging in a community and a sense of purpose,
	even if it's just drinking and fighting.
	And that speaks to some kind of deep unmet need in our society where these groups are recruiting off that, right?
	Wait, here's one thing.
	First of all, that doesn't sound so bad.
	Unmoored people get a sense of community and brotherhood?
	Oh, no.
	How evil can you get?
	But secondly, there's this myth that the club is out recruiting.
	They do the opposite on a daily basis.
	I can't tell you how many guys have asked me, like I have any say in it, hey man, I didn't make the cuts.
	They think I'm a fed and I just want to hang out.
	And they said no and blah, blah, blah.
	Like they're constantly pushing people away.
	They're constantly trying to get their numbers down.
	I know of, I think it's in Ohio, whenever their numbers get more than 30, they fraction it off into separate things.
	Have you ever seen a Proud Boys booth where they're like, hi, come on.
	It's like they see with the military or other groups like the Knights of Columbus.
	Hey, come join.
	Give it a whirl.
	You'll love it.
	No, they do the opposite of recruiting on a regular basis.
	We have these new words that, I mean, Russell Schultz told me that these were guys who'd never had a wingman.
	They wanted to feel like they had a crew, that they had people who had their back.
	They wanted to feel tough, but they wanted to also be protected, that they had people who supported them.
	When we come back, Elliot will explain what triggering the normies mean, how the Proud Boys amplified their real numbers, and how trollishness is tactic.
	They're not trying to amplify their numbers.
	Is that it?
	No, I got it.
	This time, and you know who it is when I say we, but this time we're not going to be wearing the colors that you're used to seeing us in.
	Nope.
	This time, myself and other leadership had decided we're going to go incognito.
	We're going to be blending in, weaving in and out like a m ⁇ an old lady with some goddamn pins in her hand, making a goddamn sweater.
	You ain't going to know who it is standing beside you.
	It could be Antifa.
	It could be me.
	This is an internet movement, or it started that way.
	And so it's very focused on trolling, on provoking their opponents into being upset, into looking silly, or into doing violence.
	They talk very explicitly about it.
	Wait, what's happening?
	I think she's having a flashback.
	Sorry.
	Ellie, Ellie.
	Guess what?
	Punching them, hitting them, committing acts of violence, public, turning it out in large numbers so that it's scary to the public.
	They understand propaganda and how to make it, and they understand the value of video of their opponents.
	Sinister plan.
	One of the accused rioters on Jan 6, Ryan Samsel, has told the FBI that Joe Biggs encouraged him to go up and start confronting the police at the Capitol on Jan 6, that he showed him his gun, challenged his manhood, and told him to go do it.
	Okay, stop.
	This is huge because this was from 2021.
	It was clearly bullshit, and the FBI or one of their lawyers leaked it to the media, to Alan, who's like the proud boy stalker.
	And even this guy, who's obsessed with the club and putting them in jail, has admitted that this is complete horseshit.
	So, a cursory glance at the internet would show that this is a lie.
	And by the way, they are locking these guys up, putting them in solitary, keeping them away from their families, away from their lawyers at times, in order to coerce them to spill the beans.
	The problem is there's no beans to spill.
	So, they have to lure them with completely made-up scenarios.
	You know what he said when he went up to Joe Biggs?
	He didn't say, I don't know if we should storm this.
	And Joe did not show him a gun.
	Wouldn't the gun be listed as part of the evidence?
	A guy just got seven years for having a gun on the Capitol, who didn't even go into the Capitol, but he happened to have a gun that day.
	So that's it for him.
	Where's the Joe Biggs gun in this evidence?
	It's not there.
	So this is an ancient Chinese secret that has been dumped even by the radical lefties that are trying to frame the Proud Boys.
	Yet it's in this CNN expose.
	Like, do the math.
	If this was true, it would be the biggest fucking story on earth.
	This is a massive smoking gun.
	The whole trial's over.
	Any potential innocence is done with this.
	Yet, it's been dead since October of 2021.
	That in and of itself is proof that it's horseshit.
	But these people are not journalists.
	They're lazy propagandists that want extremism to be centered around white male supremacy, even though it isn't.
	So what they do is they turn a blind eye to all the other extremists and they take this morsel of potential extremism and blow it up into the president's shock troops.
	It's pathetic propaganda done by pussies.
	Denied this.
	But I think it's a very like clear, if it's true, it's a very clear example of this idea of triggering the normies, of making average people more radicalized and waiting the normies means.
	Triggering the normies means showing the trigger of a gun to a guy who's already like a patriotic red pill dude.
	Ryan Sampson is not a normie by any means.
	Triggering the normies is going like this.
	This makes normies freak out because they think it's a white power thing.
	It really just means I like making liberals freak out.
	Triggering, you know what triggering means, right?
	It means making people go apoplectic about stupid shit for no reason.
	And normies obviously comes from normal people.
	In fact, when Proud Boys talk about normies, it's usually talking about defending them.
	They have a soft spot for normies, for normal moms that are anti-vax.
	And when they say they're going to a rally, they say, we're going to protect the normies against Antifa.
	If there's been any kind of change or progression with the club, they've gone from just total retard drinking fart jokes in Manhattan to protecting like Lauren Southern and Ann Coulter at talks to protecting random normies like moms that are anti-vax and stuff.
	Because if boomer women go and do some anti-vax thing, they're going to get swarmed by Antifa because Antifa loves easy prey because they're jackals.
	And so Proud Boys will show up like Tiny did.
	Tiny Totse when he got shot in the foot.
	They were there to defend normies from Antifa because the Normies were having an anti-vax thing.
	That's what's really going on in the world.
	And listen to these two clowns stray 100 miles from that.
	Triggering the normies now means making red-pilled dudes start riots by threatening them with a gun.
	Are you retarded?
	Going to commit violence.
	They don't have a majority.
	They know they don't have a majority.
	But they can be agitators within a majority.
	Triggering the normies.
	But what I took from that video was something even more specific, right?
	It's more than simply trolling.
	It looked like it was designed to create confusion that could be classified as almost a false flag from their perspective, to get their opponents blamed for what they were about to do.
	Well, and you see this is a very popular rumor in far-right circles that it was actually Antifa who did the violence.
	I had a guy swear to me up and down that they bust in Antifa protesters to Jan 6th.
	And no matter how many times I told him, like, I was...
	I know.
	Prowboys are so dumb.
	They think there's all kinds of conspiracies.
	Like, they think the FBI were involved in a plot to kidnap Governor Witcham.
	Is that her name?
	Whitner?
	Why do I always get her name wrong?
	Whitmer.
	Whitmer.
	Whitmer.
	They think the FBI might have been involved in that.
	They think that Antifa member John Sullivan may have been next to Ashley Babbitt when he said, go, go, go through the window.
	Now, I don't think there was busloads of Antifa.
	Antifa were there.
	That's a fact.
	I think it was a negligible number, but we're arguing numbers now.
	She's laughing at the idea that it was a lot.
	I'm telling you that there was definitely a little.
	So what are we doing here?
	There.
	I saw that.
	That didn't happen.
	He wouldn't believe me.
	That didn't happen.
	Whatever happens.
	How would she know?
	The big open question remains, what's gone wrong in our society where a sense of masculinity has been so devalued that these folks have no sense of purpose in their lives?
	It's people like you.
	You're the ones shitting on masculinity.
	You're at the fucking front lines of the war on masculinity.
	That's why men enjoy men's clubs, to get away from shitheads like you.
	Talk about this with many, many far-right activists.
	And by the way, if toxic masculinity is so bad, why are you, allegedly, turned on by Nazis like Richard Spencer?
	If men, evil men, are so incorrigible and dangerous, why do you suck their dicks allegedly?
	Allegedly.
	I don't know.
	Look how she reflects when she says, I've talked to a lot of far-right people in their lives.
	I talked to a lot of far-right, and I got to be honest, my pussy can't take it.
	I was just paying to shreds.
	I could barely walk after Charlottesville.
	Many, many far-right activists in their lives.
	I've talked about this with many, many far-right activists.
	Incels might be the best example of the involuntary dissipative.
	Wait, stop.
	Get out of your daydream, Mel.
	Incels are a totally different vibe, totally different scene, and you can spot them.
	They look totally different.
	They've got like baggy black cargo pants slacks.
	They got black shoes that don't fit well.
	I have a soft spot in my heart for them, by the way.
	I think they're...
	I feel bad for them.
	They play video games.
	They have kind of shitty beards.
	They're young.
	They don't fight.
	They don't drink.
	They spend most of their time in their rooms playing video games.
	I guess the Venn diagram with Proud Boys would be edgy memes.
	But that's about it.
	It's a totally different situation.
	And they're both very difficult to do.
	Because their whole political project is about how they're virgins and they can't do anything about it.
	One of them told me, like, if you look at society.
	How long are they virgins after they meet you, Ellen?
	There's no positive way to be a man anymore.
	There's toxic masculinity.
	There's the frat boys who are like ugly and angry and fighting.
	This guy is the king of toxic masculinity.
	And by the way, Alan Froyer, that New York Times journalist I was talking about, he recoils at Nazi stuff, bigotry, all that stuff.
	He's like, oh, but toxic masculinity makes him shit his pants.
	Like before I cut him off, when I would talk to him, there'd be some hot waitress walking by and I'd go, oh my God, have you ever, can you believe that ass?
	He wouldn't even look.
	He'd be like, oh, God.
	Like, it's the most horrible thing you could do is be a normal, horny dude.
	So they would tell me they sort of felt lost.
	There was no way to be a mammoth in society.
	And at the same time, it's harder than ever to be a provider because education is so expensive and housing is so expensive.
	So how do you solve a mortgage?
	I've never heard a Proud Boy say anything remotely like that.
	I joined the Proud Boys because mortgages are out of control.
	Like the Proud Boys.
	Well, first thing is the leaders have to be accountable for moderating their communities.
	I've heard this over and over again, and this was at issue in a federal civil trial over the Charlottesville organizers who were held accountable for what some of their actors did.
	Like there needs to be a mechanism that forces the leaders to tell members who are posting more and more prison.
	What about the fact that they're all in jail for shit they didn't do?
	Is that enough accountability?
	What about Max and John doing four years for finishing a fight that Antifa started?
	Is that sufficient accountability or not much?
	That's not okay.
	You've got to get kicked.
	Because otherwise, that becomes the norm.
	It's all made up.
	She's like, they never face any accountability.
	They face nothing but accountability for things they didn't even do.
	Like, what?
	It's just a made-up world.
	They start with a Disneyland fairy tale and then they go backwards and try to find some evidence to back it up.
	This is not what's happening.
	There are not these proud boy leaders rampantly declaring violence, saying, you guys go fuck this place up, you go fuck that up, and you go destroy that.
	That's Antifa.
	That's happening in Antifa.
	And you talk about the death in Charlottesville with Heather Heyer.
	There was at least four deaths with Chaz and Chop.
	One of them, a mentally ill black kid.
	What was the accountability there, you fucking losers?
	I'm.
	It's just a very subtle brainwashing.
	And suddenly everybody's like, yeah, I guess we're going to go storm the Capitol.
	What about the mentally ill black kid who was sucked into Chaz?
	Surreal as that sentence is.
	Is that brainwashing?
	Holy crap.
	When I was at CR-TV, it was mostly women producers.
	And they were like, you look so ridiculous in that suit.
	I got this suit made based on Animal House.
	I was like, lady, you don't know what sharp is.
	You're dressed like a target lesbian.
	Anyway, I don't know why I brought that up.
	Oh, we have Rufio on the line.
	Okay.
	Rufi, my man.
	Hey, how's it going, man?
	Good to hear you.
	Now, you're in prison because you were the number one supplier of Roofies to most of the date rapists in America.
	Do you regret what you did?
	I can neither confirm or deny any of that information.
	I always thought Roofies was the harshest thing you could do because rape's pretty bad, but deciding you're going to rape someone on a Friday and like getting the pills, I assume, on like a Wednesday for your Friday raping.
	Anyway, we're off topic here.
	That's not what you're in for.
	Actually, no one knows what you're fucking in for.
	What did you want to call us about?
	Well, I don't know.
	I just wanted to kind of update people on the craziness that's going on.
	I mean, I'm not sure if we talked about it last time where we got the seditious conspiracy now.
	Yep.
	But the whole January 6th committee really ended up being a giant nothing burger, if anybody was paying attention.
	But they're giving out these, there's just no consistency at all with what's going on.
	You know, you have like the selective prosecution, you know, so-and-so gets no bail and potentially life in prison.
	Well, so-and-so gets six months.
	I just heard that Baked Alaska, a pretty publicly, you know, well-known public figure, got sentences of six months.
	And, you know, somebody like me is sitting in there facing who knows how much time.
	And it's just getting so ridiculous at this point.
	It's going to be two years by the time I even see a trial.
	Well, I think what's going on is they're trying to make you guys flip on each other and admit there was a plan.
	And I think that's a good technique if you're dealing with gang members who set up a big thing and it didn't go through, a bank robbery, whatever, and the evidence is there.
	They're just sitting on it.
	But eventually you're away from your kids, away from your wife, and you're going to go, you know what?
	We planned to rob the fucking bank.
	Here's the evidence, blah, blah, blah.
	Here's what we did.
	But this is a very unique case because they could be interrogated with a fucking electric cables on your balls for 20 hours, get all the truth, and there's still nothing there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's why this is such a joke.
	I mean, come on.
	We've just been doing this for so long now.
	I mean, anybody who knows this knows this is a freaking joke.
	We don't have the coordination or the planning to do any of these things they're accusing us of doing.
	I mean, we barely can make it to a bar on time.
	You know, and this is just the joke about the whole thing is like everything that we have really proves that there was no plan to begin with.
	And now they're coming out, and Enrique came out.
	He has phone records of communicating with the local Metropolitan Police.
	You know, he's indicated this anyway.
	And basically, and this is pretty normal for us if we're doing a big event.
	You know, we let them know what we're doing.
	Hey, we're going to be here.
	We might be doing a march, whatever.
	And this is just coming out now, and it's just getting so ridiculous.
	I mean, the government's doing everything they can to withhold all the evidence that helps us out at all.
	It's just a joke.
	I don't know, man.
	It's just...
	You'd think by now we would have some sort of, we haven't even been offered a plea yet.
	You know what I mean?
	Well, that's the problem, too.
	You get a plea when you start indicating who was the getaway guy at the bank robbery.
	But when there's no bank robbery, what do you plea to?
	There's nothing to cop to.
	Show pictures of Ruffio, fuckface.
	So people know who I'm talking to, obviously.
	He's showing pictures of the Capitol.
	Yeah, they're familiar with the Capitol.
	Yeah, nobody wants to see the Capitol anymore.
	It's too much.
	So the thing that I would be scared of is guys just starting to invent stuff.
	Like, remember the, I don't know how much you're allowed to talk about, but the dude saying that Ryan Sampson is saying, oh, I went up to Joe Biggs and he flashed a gun and said, you better invade that capital or I'm going to shoot your ass.
	This has since been dropped as a piece of evidence, but that was clearly a lie and that got at least a little bit of traction.
	Yeah, that was, you know, for a while I was kind of worried about that kind of thing, but I really think that everybody, I mean, most people, you know, I'm not going to name names, but you know who you are.
	Most people are kind of feeling the same way.
	They want to, you know, fight this thing.
	They're tired of the lies.
	I mean, if they were to present us with some reasonable, like a reasonable plea, I mean, there is a reasonable option.
	You know, they have the misdemeanor version of this obstruction charge, which is basically the harassment of officials instead of the destruction of physical evidence, right?
	Which is max is out to 20 years.
	But this maximum three-year charge is something that might be more reasonable to give people, and it makes actually more sense.
	Well, I think it was bad that you guys went there.
	I think it was trespassing.
	I think there was some vandalism.
	I think you should do maybe six months, no, two to six months in jail, and it should be a $1,200 fine.
	Yeah, that would be something that would be reasonable, you know.
	And I mean, nobody, I don't think anybody's taking away from the fact that there were some people there that were definitely doing some things they shouldn't have done.
	But we're talking about like 0.02% of the population that was there that day.
	You know, everybody else was soccer moms and grandma as well.
	I mean, I saw children in the Capitol.
	Children that were literally being like, go into the Capitol.
	I mean, they were like intimidating people more than anybody else seemed like at the time.
	And, you know, you don't see any of them in here.
	Hold on.
	Dude, show moving B-roll.
	This is a video show.
	Show B-roll of Rufio moving around.
	Like, this is a picture?
	What is this, a newspaper article?
	Come on, guy.
	There's not a lot of videos of Rufio.
	How about him doing the Knockout Punch that changed the world?
	And then just keep it looping?
	Oh, I don't know how to tell you how to do your job.
	I'm trying to interview a guy in fucking prison.
	We've always just done his face on the screen.
	Okay, anyway, you know the vibe I got from the JN6 committee?
	And I'm talking about 330 million people, or maybe more, the entire Western world in a way.
	So it's hard to say what I got from it.
	But my vibe was definitely, wait, this is what you got?
	Some blue-haired dude who said the Oath Keepers denied the Holocaust, or one of them did, at a party once.
	And then some other redneck who was like, yeah, I don't know if, I actually don't know if they stole the election anymore.
	I used to think they did.
	Wow.
	And then the other smoking gun was Will Be Wild, three words in a Trump tweet.
	And they just kept rehashing that for, what was it, seven sessions that were two hours each?
	Like 15 hours, 14, 15 hours of this endless garbage with no smoking guns.
	And they kept alluding to it.
	And in fact, even delaying the air and going, this is going to blow your mind.
	And then you see it and you're like, I want a smoking gun at this point because it would justify these guys being in jail for so fucking long.
	Yeah.
	No, we can all relate.
	We were all feeling and talking about the same things.
	Most of us, you know, we were sitting there watching the TV and we're kind of like, you know, not really wanting to, but just to see what they had.
	And they didn't have anything.
	I mean, it was kind of insulting.
	Like, if you're going to charge me with this crazy seditious conspiracy, like, show me some sort of evidence.
	But that British journalist or a filmmaker or whatever, he basically just said, yeah, they went to the Capitol, took pictures, and then went out to lunch.
	And that was basically the extent of their evidence.
	But everything else was the theory.
	And so it was kind of like, man, really?
	You're going to charge us with this crazy stuff?
	I'm sorry.
	Yelling.
	You're going to charge us with some crazy stuff and not even have any evidence to back it up.
	I see that as a good thing.
	Well, definitely it's a good thing.
	It was a disappointment for all this money and resources to be piled into, like I said, a nothing burger.
	Yeah.
	Wasn't there another reason you were calling today, some sort of petition?
	Oh, yeah, definitely.
	So my people on the streets put together a petition.
	Now, this is, let's see what it's called, redsunamiusa.org, I believe.
	I'm limited on resources here, so everything I say is going to be, you know, testy.
	It's a petition that's basically asking for a release just based on the unconstitutionality of how we've been held, how we've been treated, numerous constitutional violations, and then also on top of that to investigate the January 6th Committee public hearings due to their basically jurying the entire jury pool of the United States,
	let alone just D.C., with how they've basically publicly, biasly shown one side of these arguments, you know, during active criminal investigations.
	And we're fighting our cases and such in very hard conditions.
	You know, I read this.
	Sorry, what was that?
	I was going to say, I read this morning that the merchant of death, that guy they were going to trade for the vaping pot smoker in Moscow, he just got out of solitary because they decided that him being in there was a violation of his rights because he was no danger to the rest of the jail,
	and the rest of the jail wasn't a danger to him.
	So why the fuck is he in solitary?
	So the merchant of death is getting treated better than you guys.
	Yeah, no, I mean, I hear their, you know, quote-unquote hard time, and I'm just, I laugh at it.
	You know, people don't understand.
	Warsaw, Virginia is not the best jail to be in, for sure.
	So what, can you describe what it's like there?
	Like, how do you wake up?
	Is there an alarm?
	No, they just yell and wake us up for breakfast.
	And are you alone in your cell?
	No, I have a cell right now.
	Okay, so it's you and another guy.
	And are you bunked?
	Yeah.
	Are there bars?
	Yeah, we have bunked, that's bars, and you're in a cell.
	But just to put it this way, I get moved around a lot.
	You get charged for things, in-house charges, for maybe you turn your razor in that you get once a week, 30 seconds like you get a charge, you're going to go to a bad pod.
	And they're going to take your property.
	And you might not see your property for a week, two weeks.
	Like, for example, right now, I've been sleeping on a mat that looks like it was made 30 years ago.
	I don't have any sheets or blankets or a pillow.
	I've been sleeping on that for two weeks, almost three weeks straight now.
	What's your punishment?
	Why are you being punished for that?
	Why is that the thing?
	Because I turned my razor in about 30 seconds too late, even though I was given time.
	Just really silly things.
	And things that, you know, there's two sinks for 100 people, two working sinks for 100 people, and you got an hour.
	It basically came down, we did the math.
	It's like, basically, everybody gets two minutes to shave.
	And so people are...
	You give people basically what's considered a weapon, and you make them compete for sinks.
	It's a great scenario.
	So if you're getting punished for handing in something late by 30 seconds, that's clearly not about making sure the Razors get in on time.
	That is someone fucking you.
	Maybe I'm naive, but I always kind of assumed that the COs, the corrections officers, would like you guys.
	Well, some of them are sympathetic, but that's about the most that we get.
	Hey, you know, when nobody's in business, I'm kind of saying, hey, you know, if I could have, I would have been there kind of thing.
	I'm like, well, you would have been in here with me if you were, so you'd be glad you did.
	But, yeah, I mean, typical CEOs, you know, every once in a while you get an asshole, and that's just how it is.
	But for the most part, you know, I try and be respectful to everybody, and I try to follow the rules as best I can.
	But sometimes, you know, you just get wrong place, wrong time.
	So, sorry, I don't know how long I get you for, but so you wake up, you and your Sally, what do you go down for breakfast, you get a sausage McMuffin?
	Oh, I wish.
	No, it's pretty much the worst food you can imagine.
	Most of it's soy-based, so I try and avoid most of it.
	I honestly try and eat mostly just my commissary here, which is pop ramen and turkey logs.
	So it's a fantastic meal.
	How would someone donate to your commissary?
	They can go to jailatm.com and look me up, Ethan Nordine.
	But I'm doing okay on that.
	Most, I mean, I try and make people aware of other individuals who need money or, you know, financial support for legal defenses and stuff like that.
	Also, if anybody wants to look up our Connect Us app.
	You have one minute left.
	Uh-oh.
	That's the best way to message us.
	Get on that app and message us on our key on.
	Okay, what's your whatever number, your RN number or whatever they call it?
	It is 51143.
	51143, Ethan Nordine.
	And what's the jail called again?
	Northern Neck Regional Jail.
	Northern Neck.
	Northern Neck Regional Jail.
	Okay.
	Please, everybody, sign that petition.
	That's the biggest thing.
	Get it out.
	Share it to everybody you know.
	Okay, we're on it.
	We're going to have the link up and everything will be cool.
	I'll get you out of there hopefully.
	I'll get you out of there hopefully by this weekend.
	Appreciate it.
	All right, cheers.
	Sometimes I make commitments there that I'm not sure I can keep.
	What do you think?
	Maybe next weekend?
	The weekend after that?
	I gave him my word.
	Okay.
	We're going to have to break him out.
	Dukes of Hazard style.
	Put chains on the bars, the window, hook it up to my Chevy Impala, and just fucking.
	And then I unhook the chains, he gets in, and we just hit the road.
	That sounds about right.
	Yeah.
	Solid plan.
	You need a plan.
	If there's one thing that I've learned from busting people out of prison, it's you need a plan.
	And if that's a palindrome, like a man, a plan, a canal, panama, so be it.
	That's right.
	All right.
	What are you doing?
	Oh.
	Okay, last thing on This.
	I can sense you're sick of talking about it, but if you don't see the relevance on a grand scale, then I pity you fools.
	Remember, I said I feel like I'm getting messages from God.
	Like, I got a message from God.
	He sends me these colloquialisms, but he twists them up where he says it's supposed to be fortune favors the brave.
	But he said, What did he say?
	Oh my God, I already forgot his quote.
	Fortune favors the good or the brave favors God.
	Shit.
	Sorry, God, I forgot what you said.
	But then the other night he said to me, be fair and romantic.
	And I think I have a weekend planned with my missus to go check out real estate in Greenville.
	And I was like, maybe he's saying that my marriage could really do with me trying and having dinner reservations and renting a car and making sure I'm in control the whole weekend.
	What was the thing?
	Favors the brave?
	I definitely would have texted someone it.
	Favors.
	Maybe if I victory favors the brave or something like that?
	Glory favors the brave?
	Favors the.
	God favors the brave.
	That's a pretty handy thing about texts.
	God favors the brave.
	Yeah, that's what it was.
	There's this one there.
	Wait, he changed it to God, though.
	That's good.
	Anyway, I thought this was, I'll just stick this in here.
	It was a letter we got from a baby monster.
	I was watching the TV show Supernatural and I saw this.
	It reminded me of your theory that sometimes God speaks to you through certain things.
	Like the Shane Gillis sketch where he was the fireman who got canceled.
	Now, if we recall, he did a sketch about being canceled as a fireman because you like Trump.
	He got canceled after that for something else.
	The firehouse that he pretended to be from, or the firehouse that his character was from, ended up being a firehouse where a proud boy was.
	They said you have to fire him.
	The firehouse said no.
	They shut down the entire firehouse so more people were in danger because they wouldn't fire a guy who was a proud boy.
	That was amazing.
	This episode was probably filmed in 2019 or early 2020, yet it predicted the future.
	He says, they're winning, Sammy.
	The monsters are winning.
	And then we see the watch, and the date is January 6, 2021.
	The most mind-blowing part of it all, the character in the show that's holding the watch is God.
	So look up the letters page, and it's Spooky, S-P-O-O-O-O-O from a guy named Chris.
	I guess I should have told you that before I read it.
	So is it possible that God sent us a little shout-out to say the monsters are going to turn January 6 into bullshit and your friends will be imprisoned for no good reason?
	And you got to keep the faith because they're the monsters.
	Whoa.
	Spooky.
	Oh, my hemorrhoids are hurting.
	My hemorrhoids are hurting.
	My hemorrhoids are hurting me today.
	Hi-ya.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	Once again, I rode here on my motorcycle today and I forgot to bring my computer.
	I apologize.
	That's not who I am.
	That's not what this network represents.
	And if I am fired, I want you to know that I wish the new host nothing but the best.
	If it's Ryan, of course, the show will slowly deteriorate and we'll lose subs until it's no longer financially viable and that will be the end.
	So let's hope to Hades that we don't lose this show just because I forgot my computer again.
	However, in my prep work, I purple flagged every relevant email.
	And Ryan, please remember, I'm sorry to bore you guys with our inter-office minutia, but please remember to switch the purple flags to yellow flags, mustard flags, meaning they're dead.
	They're killed by mustard gas.
	So we don't read them ever again.
	Got it?
	Kill with mustard gas.
	And don't read any unread emails, even though we probably got a few since we started recording the show.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Now I'm going to be what's his face.
	Start at the top and tell me the first purple flag.
	Okay.
	I'm going to come.
	I'm going to come.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Let's see.
	What are some of the comments on your Trump thing?
	I wouldn't be able to tell you.
	That little tiny Asian man's hilarious.
	I'm sure something like that.
	I can't view them as I'm banned.
	Okay, dearest Gavin, Maddie, and Ryan.
	I'm an Iraq war vet with 11 years of service.
	Thank you for your service.
	In the U.S. Army.
	Thank you for your service.
	I've been a cop for 10 years now.
	I see all these leftist elite Hollywood types.
	Thank you for that service of seeing leftist Hollywood types.
	Shilling for us all the time.
	So, where the hell is my money?
	Honestly, I don't think they can give one red cent to the cause they espouse.
	They just take the funds, use it to pay the salaries of the people who work for the not-for-profit organizations they're hawking.
	We see it all the time.
	Ben, the bird with just a bald eagle, Crump, BLM, Talcum X with his $40,000 dog.
	What?
	We didn't know that.
	Even noble organizations like Wounded Warrior Project and the United Way, they're all con artists.
	Don't give them anything, Nicky B. Oh, Wounded Warrior.
	I didn't know that was bad news.
	But yeah, I was thinking about that the other day.
	The amount of tax I pay, like the hundreds of thousands of dollars.
	And I'm like, where does it go?
	It doesn't go to the roads.
	It doesn't go to the hood.
	It goes to Eric Adams coming up with another committee about diversity, awareness.
	Like a perfect example is Bill de Blasio's wife and Thrive, Where $800 million went into just helping the oppressed people of New York City thrive.
	It went into her pocket.
	They just make more committees and more fake jobs that they don't show up to.
	But you didn't hear about Sean King?
	Maybe go back to my notes to 1-8.
	He got a $40,000 job.
	Sorry, what am I talking about?
	I got confused there.
	He got a $40,000 dog because he can't get a gun and because white supremacists threaten him.
	So the New York Post blew this up.
	I don't know what's going on with the video.
	Look at that white man boys in the hood, yo.
	Like, imagine being a wigger and it becomes your entire life until you forget that you were white.
	So that thing is fucking massive.
	All muscle.
	He got it.
	And, you know, you got to walk those things.
	So he just gave it back.
	I don't like this.
	It's too intense.
	And so people go, wait, you got a $40,000 dog?
	That's what our charity money goes to?
	Just like that guy was just talking about, right?
	And he said, well, I don't have a choice, y'all.
	I got to fucking get a dog because I got all this shit going on.
	Motherfucking white supremacists trying to kill me, y'all.
	And isn't that amazing?
	This is an example of white privilege.
	It's pretty rare, but a white guy demands money from a black charity, buys a $40,000 dog, and when he gets called out on it, he blames white supremacy.
	And then he threatens to kill the New York Post writers.
	Check out 19.
	To Isabel Vincent of the New York Post, y'all.
	You posted my house online and caused white supremacists to show up on my doorstep to terrify my wife and kid.
	You interrupted our entire lies doing so.
	You knew that would happen when you published my home, but you did it anyway.
	The price of gay too high.
	And you did it without consequence.
	I know where you live.
	I know where you used to live.
	I know where your family live.
	Where they work, where they play, and how you move around New York and Hamptons.
	And a few thousand other people know as well.
	Here the thing.
	Wait, there's more?
	No.
	You don't end it off with here's the thing.
	That's the thing.
	You would say here's the thing before that.
	That's the end of that.
	All right, next letter.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	All right.
	Hit me.
	All right.
	Rebar on 33rd story building.
	33rd story.
	Oh, this is just a guy who took a picture of a lot of rebar.
	Ladies, look away.
	This will bore you.
	Men, check out all this fucking rebar.
	Yeah.
	And then what do you do?
	I guess you just put like plywood around it and then you pour the concrete in?
	Mayhaps.
	That's going to be a pretty strong building.
	Yeah, friggs.
	Wow.
	Zoom in on that.
	Damn, that's a building and a half.
	Wait a minute.
	Ever heard of windows?
	Yeah, that's dense.
	Maybe you got cut.
	Got cut them roofing.
	No, they were not going to cut that loose.
	That might be one of them, like, FBI buildings where they don't want windows.
	That might be one damn, like, bomb-proof.
	You know that one that's off the hutch?
	My kids call it the razor, the paper cut building.
	And it's a building that's off the grid, and it don't got no window bed and no window.
	And you could drive a plane in it, and it don't need the internet.
	It got its own motherfucking internet with satellites and shit.
	And that's where they're going to go if there's an attack.
	Maybe it's making one of them buildings.
	Or like that Con Ed building in the city where you can't...
	That's not what I'm talking about, but that's a similar concept, yo.
	In fact, that's the Con Ed building I was talking about.
	Where it's unbombable, because it's the power grid.
	It's unbombable.
	The unbombable snowman.
	Next letter.
	All right.
	We got for the weekend.
	I just can't wait.
	Dude, I agree with that caller on Compound Censored last night.
	I effing hate it when you blather on about your disgusting shitting and constant uncontrollable urination.
	I threw it urinated.
	I grew out of my party humor somewhere around the ninth grade.
	I know you think that all guys should shit around debating who's got the more disgusting and aberrant fecal matter aroma.
	But they don't.
	Well, everyone I know talks about their shit all the time.
	Every time you brag about it.
	Is it a Canadian thing?
	No, I talk shit.
	You talk shit about shit?
	Yeah.
	How many times have I sent you pictures of my shit?
	A lot.
	Yeah.
	A lot.
	It's not even qualified as shit.
	It looks like that sand that you could play with underwater.
	It's like magnetic sand.
	It looks like a science experiment.
	It looks like Newtonian fluid.
	It looks like if you filled a pool with it, I could run on top of it.
	It looks like the very end of the popcorn bowl where everyone's left it and you're like, well, that's one morsel.
	That's another.
	I can't stop.
	Oh, every time you brag about your gross yellow bile.
	All right, we get it.
	We get it.
	He doesn't like the shit.
	I don't like that.
	Good to know.
	You don't like the butt cheeks.
	Too much indecence.
	Okay, David says Portland Bar closes after five days after not being woke enough.
	I think we saw this.
	We bit of a drink.
	No, I think this is a different one.
	You're kidding me.
	So they open a lesbian fucking cafe at the beginning of July, promising it to be a safe space, but they don't realize the left is the Taliban.
	They're radical Islam in that they are insatiable.
	You cannot give them enough.
	Go to ISIS, like go to the worst part of fucking Afghanistan right now and say, are things going well?
	They'd be like, no.
	That bitch is thinking about cheating.
	That fucker is thinking about saying something bad about Muhammad.
	And this one's Burkazan wrong.
	Similarly, you open up a woke cafe and they're going to be like, no, you said this is a safe space.
	I want to dildo up my ass The second I walk in here.
	Not the second second I walk in here.
	Yeah.
	And it didn't have lube on it.
	Right.
	So has he got a link?
	Yeah.
	He says, I love shit like this.
	Dear Gavin, we bit of an ancient Chinese secret.
	Ooh.
	Two weeks ago.
	Nevertheless, the story out of Oregon might take the cake for PC socialist retards cannibalizing themselves.
	Yours, D. Lesbian Jars shuts down one week after opening because they weren't working up.
	I love hearing their complaints, too.
	It's not like they called me the N-word when I walked in.
	It's always like, this was not sufficiently safe.
	And so they demand that they get the cafe.
	And of course, that's a screen grab, right?
	And they keep apologizing and capitulating and saying, we're working on it.
	We're working on it.
	We felt misled about the space being safe and welcoming.
	Our vision is a queer worker-owned cooperative that is ran democratically, run democratically, you stupid cunt, provides mutual aid and hosts free opportunities for education to our community.
	Like, what the fuck?
	Oh, God.
	The worst part is I remember talking like that when I was 15.
	And I'm not proud of my boy.
	All right, what else you got?
	You got to be proud of your boy.
	This one just says, big fucking gunt.
	Oh, yes.
	This was a woman who's coming here, giving a, give us your poor, you're starving, you're hungry.
	Give us your fat pigs.
	Too fat.
	Maybe that's a good way to weed out the fatties.
	Actually, they do that at restaurants in Japan, I think it is, or China, where if you fit through this, you pay this for the buffet.
	If you fit through this hole, you pay this for the buffet.
	Oh, wow.
	They're not good at feelings in China, but they're good at efficiency.
	Next.
	She probably is hungry, to be fair.
	I was getting into an argument about this at the pub with Unreliabil, where I was like, naked and afraid, me and Maddie would do better than you because we have some fat.
	You're skinny.
	And he's like, no, me and your father, because he met my dad and they both weigh like 140 pounds and are my height, 5'10 and a half.
	And me and your father, we do better because we get some squirrel and we, you know, just here's one little bite and we're fine after one little bite of squirrel.
	You and Maddie, you need to eat like burgers and lasagna and shit.
	No.
	The way you win naked in the freight is you put on like 30 pounds before you go there.
	And then you've got some weight to go down.
	That's right.
	Next.
	Okay.
	The next one is from Dakota.
	Not the state.
	It's like a person, you know.
	Dear Gavin, I'm 29 and I have four kids.
	I love being a dad, but I'm in a weird place for not knowing who I am anymore.
	I used to love poetry and music.
	It's easy to relate to Bukowski when I was younger, but now he seems a bit whiny.
	Collecting was a big one for me too.
	But now it just feels gay.
	My baseball cards are basically photos of men, and I just can't enjoy anything anymore.
	Creating art feels childish.
	What advice would you give to an ex-hipster young dad that's trying to rediscover himself?
	In parentheses, gay.
	Yeah.
	He's right.
	He's right.
	That is gay.
	Having kids is the end of self, and that's a good thing.
	You had enough self.
	You had your collections.
	You did your shit.
	It's not about you anymore.
	If you want some alone time, go to the bar after work and have two beers, which I'm about to do.
	But as far as like collections and hobbies and finding yourself, if you went up to the greatest generation in 1935, to the dock in New York, and said, how are you feeling?
	Like you.
	Are you happy?
	He'd be like, what?
	I don't know.
	What's a you?
	Like they didn't have self.
	They just worked hard, maybe joked with a couple guys, got home and made sure their families were provided for.
	That's all that matters now.
	And you might think that's kind of a bad thing, but no, you've been cloned.
	So there's more you now.
	You is your kids.
	And that's also how I gauge my happiness.
	You're only as happy as your saddest kid.
	So I'm like, how's the daughter doing?
	How's the eldest boy?
	How's the youngest boy?
	Are they fulfilled?
	And you know what?
	If they're all playing with their friends and I hear them laughing their heads off, my wife phrases it as she goes, that makes my heart sing.
	But I just sort of go like, bah, that's to me ultimate relaxation.
	If all three of my kids are at the same time, like I mean that second.
	I don't mean fulfilled generally.
	I mean I can hear them playing with their friend and laughing and they're giggling and doing stuff and running around the house.
	Once I hear that happening, I'm finally, that to me is true peace.
	And I can just be like, ah, and read a book.
	Otherwise, I can't read because I feel like, what's going on with you?
	Are you okay?
	Do you have any friends?
	All right, let's get to the final video so we can get to the weekend.
	All right, let's do it.
	Here we go.
	Final video for today is kind of some bad news, ladies.
	Someone we thought was on the market, and a lot of girls, conservative girls, will call into the show and they'll say, hey, where's the guy?
	There's no real men left anymore.
	And we had a guy.
	And we're going to be like, hey, we've got the perfect single guy.
	He's available.
	And we'll try to set up, we're kind of a dating service.
	I got my brother married.
	Remember that baby monster chick who said, there's no real men around here?
	I said, what about my brother?
	Next thing you know, they're getting married.
	In fact, what's the date?
	I think they're getting married tomorrow.
	But let's say goodbye to him today.
	Ladies and gentlemen, America's most eligible bachelor, the perfect man, is No longer within our reach, I'm afraid.
	Turn it up.
	Hey, what's up, TikTok?
	Kevin H here.
	Listen, this is just a very quick announcement.
	I know there are many single girls out there on TikTok who follow me.
	You follow me for one reason only.
	You want me to download WhatsApp and text you.
	I keep telling you I am not going to download WhatsApp.
	I get out forever.
	I don't do Telegram.
	I don't do Google Chat.
	I don't do WhatsApp.
	I don't.
	And the reason why is because I am engaged and I'm going to show you who I'm engaged to.
	This woman right here.
	Hey guys, it's Andrea D. Leave my fiancé alone or there will be consequences.
	So, if you ever come across my videos, okay, if you like them, that's fine.
	See?
	Put on your ring.
	Let's see your ring.
	Right there.
	Right there.
	Okay, take it off.
	So, please, but all my art fans, thank you guys for liking my videos.
	But girls who follow me just to date me, I'm not.
	Because every time you send me a follow, I'm going to delete it.
	I'm not going to follow you back, right?
	So please, enough with the request.
	Like I said, I'm going to do WhatsApp.
	I'm going to do Google Chat.
	I'm going to do Telegram.
	I mean, I don't know why you guys can't find a date, but it's not my fault.
	So please, don't follow me.
	But if you have seen my videos, but if you follow me for the other reason, don't.
	Leave him alone.
	Or else you'll be reported by her.
	Yeah.
	And she will do it.
	Trust me.
	Oh, there you have it, folks.
	Someone is off the market.
	That hurts.
	I wonder.
	Her name is like Kelsey D. This guy's named Kevin H. I wonder who's going to take whose initial.
	Yeah.
	Or maybe they'll just be DNH, like B and H. Yeah, it's pretty cool, man.
	The duh family.
	That wasn't funny and a terrible way to end the show.
	Now I feel awkward and embarrassed.
	I cried on the show.
	I had a terrible joke.
	I dominated it with Prowboys.
	You got a good show.
	So, yeah.
	I think what Joe Biggs and Ethan Ordin would want us to do, besides, you know, voice their concerns and stand up for them and help them financially, but they'd want us to enjoy our freedom.
	Joe has two purple hearts.
	I think he has PTSD from getting attacked in Iraq.
	I mean, the guy was in a Hummer.
	He was soaring through the sky from Naidi.
	The guy has been to Helen back many times.
	And he went over there right after 9-11.
	He signed up for the military right after 9-11 because he was outraged about what happened.
	He did that for our freedom.
	He's in jail now.
	What should we do this weekend?
	Be free.
	Yes, you should be aware that as a patriot, as someone who goes against tyranny, that you're on the chopping block and you could be snatched up at any minute.
	So what should you do?
	Hide?
	Hide in your basement?
	Make sure no one can see you?
	No.
	Enjoy every moment of your freedom this weekend.
	Try to stay off your phone as much as possible.
	Try not to binge Netflix.
	Go outside in this sweltering heat.
	Wear some short shorts and enjoy your freedom, folks.
	It's a gift from God.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Got kids up and out of school.
	Talking about they don't want to learn.
	Yet they're standing on the corner rolling blunts.
	Talking about come on and earn.
	Y'all better get back to school.
	I got kids walking up and down the street.
	Pants hanging down around their knees.
	Talking about that they looking for a job.
	When I see them get the book, I said, please.
	See, all they ever talk about, black about.
	Who got the figures and the baddest girls?
	Trying to see the cocker with the button.
	They dropped the gun, they wanna run.
	Now the step got em blocked.
	They sitting in the county, yeah.
	It's a shame.
	I heard the mama people crying all night.

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