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July 25, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E146 - MANIC DEPRESSIVE MONDAYS

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	That was a Zimbabwean rapper talking about what a badass he is, drill rap, whatever the fuck that is.
	I just thought it was interesting because Zimbabwe was Rhodesia, they declared independence, and it's been downhill ever since.
	And what do they do for videos?
	They go to the abandoned white inventions that are laying about the place.
	I think Mugabe's my favorite African dictator.
	Then it's Edi Min.
	Then it would be Indebeinning, In the Ningdining.
	Yeah.
	Edi Min was the guy who called himself the king of Scotland and had a kilt on it at all times.
	But Mugabe's better because he had a Hitler mustache.
	And for his, I think it was his 90th birthday, maybe 80th birthday, he served up lion, all endangered species, Black Panther, meat, everything.
	And then he gave the entire country to his secretary because she blew him.
	You know what's fun about Zimbabwe, though?
	They're so inept, it actually worked out for them because all of the wildlife was dying and they couldn't handle it.
	Like you just see an elephant that was like deflated.
	It looked like an inflatable elephant that had become deflated.
	And then they said, we can't handle this.
	It is too complex.
	We are going to privatize the wildlife.
	Because Mugabe heard there'd be money in it.
	So hunters from the West started monitoring poaching and that kind of thing.
	And oh my God, I'd kill for one of those jackets.
	I would kill for a Mugabe jacket.
	Look at that.
	He made a textile of his own fucking face.
	He's the greatest.
	Little hat on of his own face.
	And it's like $10,000 to hunt a lion.
	And all of a sudden, poof, wildlife is back.
	So even a disgusting, decrepit shithole like Zimbabwe can be saved by the free market.
	I just sent you a funny tweet, Ryan.
	I was talking to our newest contributor, Donovan Crypt Daddy.
	He's in my phone as Crypt Daddy because I met him on Halloween and that's what he was calling himself.
	And I said, this is really cool.
	Turn it up.
	She seems to have the same disability that Donovan has.
	What, liking Lincoln Park?
	I love Lincoln Park, buddy.
	You're a weak card.
	You're like Melissa Everidge, dude.
	She's okay.
	You're like Nickelback.
	Yes.
	You don't have to tell us you like Lincoln Park.
	You're not one of these jaded haters.
	Trucks.
	So I was saying to Donovan, I go, this is really cool that he went down there with her.
	And, you know, it was like he was saying to her, never give up.
	You know, I love that you're fighting the good fight and you can do it.
	And life is worth living.
	Yes.
	Just try to become some of her body.
	Yes.
	Oh, fuck.
	That is too funny.
	And then he has like a sincere one where he's like, honestly, moments like this are half the fun of going to concerts when you're in a wheelchair.
	I've gotten to be on stage or hang out with a good handful of bands I love.
	Some of my favorite memories.
	Well, I think you're both missing the point here.
	Maybe.
	He blew his head off after that.
	Oh, well, yeah.
	Well, he needed somebody to sing to him.
	Yeah, so she's like, I had a really inspiring message from that guy from Lincoln Park.
	He told me to keep on trying, and life was worth living.
	And he's rich and successful.
	And he loves life.
	Oh, fuck.
	I guess it's not worth living.
	I think he, did he shoot himself or hang himself?
	Who cares?
	I do.
	And then he goes, it's just that, I go, why aren't you laughing?
	This is the funniest thing I've ever sent you.
	And he's just like, it's just that my friend who was a super big Lincoln Park fan committed suicide recently.
	And I've just been in a weird place about it because we got into a really bad argument the night he killed himself because whenever we would hang out and listen to music, he would only ever play Lincoln Park.
	And I was getting so sick of it that I told him to just go home.
	And the next morning I got the call about what happened.
	He shot himself in the head.
	Whoa.
	His mom found them.
	His brother had a mental breakdown.
	He's been in the mental hospital ever since it happened.
	Their mom became a severe alcoholic.
	It was a big mess.
	And I guess they look back on that argument and think to myself, in the end, it didn't even matter.
	No.
	He was fucking with you.
	So his show's great.
	Oh, yeah.
	Dude, I laughed out loud in the first like two minutes.
	One of the hardest laughs I've had this week.
	I showed my kids, which is rare because I don't like the nine-year-old seeing all the swearing.
	I went to the Mets game with the boys.
	My oldest boy had his birthday recently, and we went to see the Mets get killed by the Padres on Saturday.
	Though, last night, it was just bombs.
	Boom, boom, boom, boom.
	Shooting them out of the park.
	It was great to see.
	And it's right before I right after I said, problem with this team is no offense.
	We need to be hitting bombs.
	And the next thing you know, they were just shooting into the fucking stands.
	I didn't see that game live.
	I saw the shitty Saturday game.
	And that wasn't fun.
	But I didn't really see the game because I left after the first inning to go to Tat's funeral.
	I didn't mention this on the show because I didn't want Antifa fucking with the funeral, which they've done many times.
	Caused funeral homes to cancel funerals because the guy was considered a Nazi.
	So I'll send you a picture of this guy.
	He had his Fred Perry in the coffin with him.
	Great kid.
	Great guy.
	But he got destroyed by a car.
	Just absolutely fucking nailed.
	Like the hardest you could imagine being hit by a car.
	His entrails were all fucked up.
	Did he make it to the hospital?
	I don't ask questions like that usually, but.
	Well, I talked to his girlfriend, I guess ex-girlfriend.
	A lot of death in this fun Monday show.
	Ex-fiancé.
	Ex-fiancé.
	And she said, yeah, he came back a couple times.
	What?
	But a fighter to the end, but it was just like he was absolutely destroyed.
	The car sent him flying 30 feet through the air.
	I'm like, did they investigate this woman?
	Was she drunk?
	They go, well, they did a test just asking her some questions.
	She didn't seem drunk.
	She must have been tearing down the...
	This wasn't on the freeway.
	Right.
	And they go, well, they didn't know he was dead.
	So they thought, oh, well, it's just an accident.
	He'll be fine.
	This is what modern police work has become.
	Totally ineffectual.
	I took a picture of that picture board.
	Oh, you did?
	You want me to show it?
	Yeah.
	I don't think there's...
	I'm looking over it.
	I don't think there's anything.
	Well, what are they going to do?
	Cancel his family after he dies, even though his dad was pretty normal and his sister's a vegan liberal?
	She's not a fan of the club or me.
	Yeah, his dad was really proud of.
	You know, I didn't even know he played guitar, but we bonded on sneakers.
	He was a big sneakerhead.
	And I looked through the text and he would just send me all these sneakers.
	He would customize and stuff.
	And his dad was proud of the sneakers, too.
	His dad was like, when I brought up the sneakers thing, there was like sneakers on a little pedestal that he made like right there.
	And he was still in a kind of good mood holding it together.
	And he was like, he was like, yay, you make me the sneakers.
	And he'd say, dad, dad, wear them, wear them.
	And I said, I can't, I can't.
	And I thought it was because, and he like would smile and then thought it was because they like, they were purple and green.
	He's like, I'm not wearing that.
	But what he said was, he's like, it's a piece of art.
	So I'm not going to wear art.
	All right, because he would customize them.
	Yeah, make them himself.
	My wife tells me this isn't a big deal, but I was cringing after because I shook his hand.
	I did the bowing thing.
	Not like Obama, but I went lower.
	And then I touched him.
	I touched his back.
	I went, I'm really sorry for your loss.
	And I felt like you don't fucking touch a man who's mourning his son.
	No?
	It seems so patronizing.
	I might as well have just gone like, I'm sorry for your loss, little man.
	That would have been bad.
	Yeah, that would have been bad.
	I feel like a shoulder touch would be.
	It was right here.
	Like there.
	I don't know.
	I think a human touch is good.
	They actually say like a human touch is good.
	Well, I felt like when he shook my hand, he was sort of giving me a like, all right, okay.
	He loved you, though.
	Yeah.
	Fucking racist.
	Well, yeah.
	Japanese people are a little, they stick to their own.
	Besides my name.
	Well, Tat sure didn't.
	All his exes were there.
	Nothing but hot blonde chicks.
	Good for him, man.
	Yeah, no, I related to him a lot.
	I'm like, yeah, I looked at his poster board.
	He's got guitars.
	He was in ROTC and stuff like that.
	And, yeah, white chicks.
	Yeah.
	What did you do when you kneeled down?
	Did you say anything?
	Is this like a wish?
	You're not allowed to say it out loud?
	I just prayed.
	You know, just said a couple of things to him.
	I didn't look at him.
	You know, I kind of got a couple of glimpses of him, but I don't really like to look.
	I had a bad experience with like a wake that body.
	No, that would have been a good experience.
	That's badass.
	I'd be like, he's back.
	Just kidding.
	No, but it's just, they don't look the same, you know, so it's, I like to, like, have the last memory of them be kind of like a.
	He looked fucking weird.
	I went there, I cried a little bit, and I said, I hope you're in a better space.
	And then I got mad at myself going, of course he's in a better, a good place.
	He didn't go to hell.
	Right.
	But I wish I had said, dude, you look like shit.
	Honestly, you would have appreciated things like that.
	I heard something very funny.
	The boys went to the Hibachi place.
	And did you hear this story?
	No.
	Oh, one of the guys said they went to one of his dad's Hibachi joints, right?
	So they know him.
	And he was like, yeah, we're about to go to Tats' funeral.
	And then the Hibachi guy who's about to cut up onions and make a little volcano was like, boo, started sobbing.
	And the whole time he was like, do you want to catch shrimp in your mouth?
	And he was crying the whole time.
	It was so fucking crazy.
	Yeah, Tats worked there.
	His dad owned the first sushi restaurant in the world.
	That's amazing.
	Yeah, I honestly held it together for a while until I saw, oh, there was like a board of pictures in the front to the left of him.
	And it had in like cute letters, I love you, Dad.
	Oh.
	It's tough.
	That destroyed me.
	He looked a little like TT Jerry.
	Do you know who that is?
	I don't.
	That's Christopher DeSanto.
	What the fuck's his name?
	That Italian comedian?
	Oh, yeah.
	The reason that guy is not the most famous comedian in the world is because of anti-white male racism.
	This guy cannot get a gig.
	Chaos, guess what, baby button butt?
	TT Jerry is here.
	TT Jerry is my guest.
	I am.
	Hi, guys.
	I finally made it.
	Look at TT to be here.
	Hi, Chris.
	Hi, boy.
	You know what I mean?
	I didn't really look at him.
	No, like he had foundation on, and part of his face seemed to be sort of melting.
	I touched him, too.
	Yeah, I saw one of the guys up there touch him.
	He was cold.
	Yeah, of course.
	I guess it's just a pile of meat, you know?
	Well, the odd thing for me is this is the first time in a wake, and I've been awakes from family and close friends and stuff like that, but that I felt like a presence, you know, which is kind of the first time.
	Like, when I kneeled in front of him, it didn't just feel like an inanimate object, which is usually what it feels like.
	But this time, I felt like there was a person there.
	So I don't know what that's.
	I think it's, I get the ritual.
	I used to be freaked out by it, but I get it.
	You have to tell your subconscious that this guy's definitely gone.
	His kids were there running around, which was strange.
	Yeah, I was, yep.
	Did you go anywhere after?
	I stayed there and I talked to some people that we knew, you know, some of the guys.
	And then we, it was good because I was learning stuff about him.
	And then somebody showed me texts that they were texting back and forth, like laughing.
	And the mood was...
	The thing about a happy person dying is I think that happiness still kind of like has an aura around there.
	So everybody was having a good time just remembering him and laughing and stuff like that.
	But it's creepy when they show you texts that were just from the other day and then they just stop.
	So that was pretty...
	Then he had a good friend from the Navy.
	This is crazy.
	This Korean guy from the Navy.
	Close friends.
	And he kind of looked like a square.
	He was like, yeah, you know, I was in the Navy and Tats was the guy, you know, I would always talk to, blah, blah.
	And I was like, I get the feeling that you were kind of the square guy and Tats would call you up and be like, let's get into some trouble.
	And then we're outside with Paul, some of the other guys.
	And he starts getting to a story about the black guys in Times Square that sell you CDs.
	And he starts gearing up to a moment where he says, effing, and he screams it out loud, like outside of the parking lot.
	You're a Korean guy.
	Yes.
	And then one of the proud boys is like, and you said he was the good guy.
	You said he was the good one at the group.
	Dude, I was like, you can't ever do that, ever.
	Like, maybe in your head, but so I friended him on Instagram and, you know, just to get some videos from Tatz playing guitar or something like that.
	But yeah, he's an interesting guy.
	That was wild.
	That story sucks.
	And then I left.
	I thought you were going to cry.
	Dude, if you were there, if you were there and the guy's yelling, first of all, this is him gearing up.
	He's yelling effing monkeys, fucking blah, blah, blah.
	And then he screams the N-word.
	And there's people that might be offended.
	So he was an Asian nigga.
	And he's mad at the black niggas.
	Yeah.
	And then, were there any white niggas around?
	There was white niggas, but there were black niggas around there too.
	Is Oprah an N-word?
	No.
	Okay, go to 4-2.
	Because you're right.
	She's not.
	There's different types, apparently.
	I know Mike Tyson is.
	He self-proclaims it.
	There's a great clip I just saw.
	Well, there's that Project Veritas politician who is sometimes and is an other type.
	She can turn it on and turn it off.
	That's weird.
	I didn't know that.
	Oh, my God.
	This swirling dervish has really got to stop.
	About white niggers and black niggers.
	Where is she?
	Stand up and say that.
	Stop.
	You got to hear the very, very niggas.
	You're going to be me?
	While I burst into flames?
	About white niggers and black niggers.
	Where is she?
	Stand up and say that if you don't mind, please.
	Yes.
	Very quickly, what I was saying, and I try to teach this to my children.
	We live in a Christian community, and looking around this room, the majority of these people seem like Christians, and they seem like God-fearing people.
	I want to say, if you're going to say, nigger, which is a terrible word to me, you have to open it to both races because black people and white people are the same inside.
	Nigger, if you want to explain it like that, there are some of those here today.
	Other than Oprah.
	That might be a drunk.
	That might be a drop, yes.
	That might be a drop.
	All right, let's start the show.
	Did you ever see this?
	This is good.
	I mean, watch the full thing on your own time, but pretty much Keenan Thompson from SNL is like, man, we don't got to use the word nigga, man.
	That really hurts people.
	And Mike Tyson's like, yeah, I don't know what the fuck you are, but I'm a fucking nigga.
	I'm trying to.
	Then don't talk about it.
	That's what it is.
	If I'm not a nigga, I'm nothing.
	So don't tell me I'm not.
	Why would you tell me?
	Because it is.
	It's that way.
	It's that way.
	It is.
	I don't know why, but it's that way.
	There's nothing you can do.
	You educate me.
	That's the way I'm programmed.
	I feel like it's like it's a world.
	So this guy goes on, this nerdy black guy goes on to be like, I was in California hanging out with two white girls, and they got too comfortable.
	One of them used the word, and I had to G-check her.
	And Mike Tyson's like, I don't think you have to G-check her.
	Why could you say it?
	And she can't.
	That's called, what is that called?
	A hypocrite.
	You're a hypocrite.
	I was like, notice there's always an air of tension whenever Mike is on one of these shows?
	Yes.
	Because he starts getting ornery.
	An air of tension?
	And you can see everyone going, well, or not.
	Sometimes you don't think that way.
	Sometimes you do.
	Maybe raping babies is cool.
	Whatever you say.
	Maybe the baby was wearing a sexy outfit.
	Yeah.
	Baby lingerie.
	I think they have an air of not tension sometimes.
	By the way, wearing your fucking sunglasses indoors at a podcast.
	Egregious.
	So embarrassing, dude.
	Are you cool?
	Like, that's what an eight-year-old would do to be cool.
	Maybe younger.
	Maybe six, five.
	Anyway, so.
	Do you have glaucoma?
	So I come back from the funeral at the ninth inning.
	I saw the first and the last inning.
	We had an extra ticket, so I could go back in.
	God, my two boys, it's breaking my heart.
	My eldest boy is like, he's a 14-year-old baseball rock star, best on the team kind of guy, saves the game.
	And then my nine-year-old is just getting the bug.
	Like when I look over his shoulder, I see he's looking at baseball videos.
	He plays every weekend.
	He watches on YouTube.
	And when we would go to games, he would ask for an iPad or my wife's phone because he was bored.
	And this time, no phone, watching the game, clapping every time there's a good play.
	And my eldest boy ignores him.
	I mean, they play.
	I set up a batting cage in the backyard.
	They'll play there sometimes.
	But God, it's so heart-wrenching.
	He gets up at the game to go see his friends and hang out with them.
	And I could tell the little boy was dying to go with him.
	And if my eldest boy had said, hey, why don't you come with us just for a little bit?
	It would have been like hanging out with Motley Crew backstage.
	But he's just like, later.
	He's just started puberty, so everything's gay and boring.
	What?
	Loser?
	Ugh.
	And you can't.
	What are you going to do?
	Go with him.
	Now you're making the kid a pariah.
	He's a ball and chain.
	And then the kid is like, I don't want to be that, so don't set that up.
	I wouldn't even know what to do in this.
	What if you told him, you just like told the older boy, be like, just without even on any obligation or expecting feedback, just be like, you know, Johnny's having a tough time.
	Well, I woke him up this morning because the other problem is at dinner, I see he's crying.
	And it's because the elder boy said, you suck at pitching because they were pitching in the batting cage.
	And I'm like, that's not cool.
	You what?
	And now my wife's like, can we just have a nice dinner, please?
	So now I either do the right thing and discipline him and ruin the dinner or let it slide and he gets away with treating his brother like shit.
	So I find a happy medium where I fucking make it known and then let everyone settle down.
	And then later, actually this morning, I wake him up.
	I go, I'm still pissed off about yesterday.
	Yeah.
	But it's strange.
	We're talking about the roles men and women have.
	To get the eldest boy to pay more attention to the young boy, it's actually the mother's job.
	Oh.
	Because if a man does it, it's a chore and you've made things worse.
	If the woman's like, it would be sweet if you would play with your little boy, your baby bro, then it's more benevolent and there's less tension and stigma around it.
	But man, having a son going through adolescence, it ain't pleasant.
	It's like we walk by each other in the hallway like this, like, what you gonna do?
	What you gonna do?
	I have to be ready to throw down at all times in my own home.
	Wow.
	All right, let's start the show.
	So the globalists were pushing, you will eat bugs and you will be happy.
	You will live in a pod and you will be happy.
	You will own nothing.
	You will rent everything and you will be happy.
	And we thought, what the fuck?
	I understand globalists say crazy shit like that because they never met any of us.
	And the elites see themselves as these sort of alien beings amongst the disgusting human garbage below them.
	But the thing that bugs me is that journalists are so eager to do this globalist bidding.
	So they write these articles.
	I tried bugs and they rocked.
	And then the globalists decide, I'm going to ramp it up to cannibalism.
	You'll eat your neighbor and you'll be happy.
	And then the journalists go, yes, can't wait to promote that insanity.
	Look at these individual articles.
	That's the part that really confuses me.
	I don't know what sapiens is.
	Eating people is wrong, but it's also widespread and sacred.
	Huh.
	You don't say.
	What would you rather do, Ryan?
	Suck a dick or eat a pinky?
	Eat a dinky or eat a pinky?
	Suck a pinky, eat a dinky.
	I can't do both, right?
	Don't be a chick.
	I can't.
	I don't want to do neither of them.
	Understand.
	But neither of them.
	Can I do both?
	Yeah, suck a dinky.
	I mean, I don't.
	I want to suck a dick.
	Suck a dick.
	You just feel gross forever.
	Eat a pinky, you're going to hell.
	I have fag friends.
	I don't have any cannibal friends that I know of.
	Well, apparently they're everywhere.
	It's also, look at this next one.
	It's too sacred.
	They keep it to themselves, so you never know.
	It happens at churches we don't know about.
	Like, look at NPR.
	Who is this fucking cannibalism?
	It's perfectly natural.
	It's a Chinese scientific history argues.
	And look at the picture they use.
	Some poor bastards who were dying of starvation had to eat each other.
	Yeah, it looks great.
	Looks like a good situation.
	Chinese people don't really turn down things as food options.
	So Angus Chen.
	I know that guy eating live maggots or whatever they were?
	Boll weevils?
	No, they were grubs.
	Swedish scientist advocates eating humans to combat climate change.
	I love the graphics they use for these fucking things.
	Wait, this is...
	This is the one that really...
	Like, go back, go back.
	This is the one that really freaked me out.
	Like, key takeaways.
	I thought that was the name.
	Hi, I'm Key Takeaways.
	Whoever the fuck that is.
	And then the graphics guys there and the producers are going, this will be a good segment.
	A behavioral scientist from Freedom thinks cannibalism of corpuses will become necessary due to the effects of climate change.
	Sounds good.
	Future of Food Conference.
	This was the original...
	This is the, this wasn't the first, but it's the most paramount, sacred, historical, Hall of Fame example of satire was Jonathan Swift, a modest proposal.
	I forget when it was, 1720s or something.
	And he said, look, we've got two problems.
	The Irish are starving and the Irish breed too much.
	Kill two birds with one stone, 1729.
	Let's have them eat their babies.
	Sound good?
	He was mocking elitism and the way we see the poor Irish Catholics in Britain.
	Yeah.
	Let them eat them.
	250 years later, here we are in your satire, Mr. Swift.
	Who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump?
	Cannibalism has a time and a place.
	It does.
	Some recent books, films, and shows suggest that the time is now.
	Can you stomach it?
	Oh, so now it's like I'm a pussy if I don't eat my neighbor?
	I will eat your ass.
	How cannibalism became taboo?
	What?
	Yeah, where's the stigma from?
	It's just eating a dead body.
	The body's already gone.
	We should have eaten tats at the wake.
	Should have had a nibble.
	It's surprisingly common, says Simon Warall.
	Go back to the other one, though.
	For most of us, it's unthinkable.
	Human is never what's for dinner.
	And all these fuddy duddies with their conservative values.
	Sorry to burst any bubbles, but in this episode, we discover not only is cannibalism widespread throughout the rural world, natural world, it's also much more common among our own kind than we like to think.
	Spiders and sharks do it.
	So do both ancient and modern humans.
	So why?
	So why it sometimes makes sense to snack on your own species?
	And what are the downsides?
	What are the downsides?
	Is this a way to usher in the cricket eating?
	I'm thinking it's like, if I'm like, I'm going to poke your eye out, but first I'm going to kick you in the balls.
	You're like, all right, the kick in the balls, I'm not really worried about.
	So that's the best case scenario is that they're bluffing.
	And then here's some more doom and gloom for you to freak out.
	Justin Trudeau, our old pal Justin, has jumped on the steal farmer's land, give it to immigrants, and starve everyone to death.
	Trudeau's meeting with provincial agricultural ministers wrapped up yesterday.
	He is moving forward with a 30% fertilizer reduction because you know that cow shit is destroying the environment and no one else is.
	So we have to get rid of cows.
	What are cows doing there anyway?
	Why do we have farms?
	Get rid of them.
	They're bad for the environment.
	There's no reason for farmers to exist.
	They are just a constant attack on the environment.
	I actually do feel that way about rats.
	Let's get rid of rats.
	Or in Costa Rica, pit vipers.
	They're an integral part of the ecosystem.
	No, they're not.
	No.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Farms will fail.
	Land will be purchased by billionaires, the government, and people will starve.
	Farmers are rising up today.
	This is the government declaring war on its own people.
	And we've seen this in three different instances now.
	We saw in the Netherlands, they said, we're going to take away all your land and give it to refugees.
	Farmers are hanging themselves, right?
	Now it's in Canada.
	We're going to take all your land.
	I assume it's for refugees.
	And then in America.
	Shit would never happen in the States.
	Never.
	In America, we have a strange thing.
	It's not related to that per se, but it's these feds getting involved with mentally ill radicals and saying, I don't know, guys, I think we should probably kidnap Governor Whitmer.
	Witchin, what's her fucking name?
	Whitmer?
	Whitmer.
	Let's kidnap Governor Whitmer.
	Really?
	It seems like it's super fucking heavy, like you'd go to jail for a long time.
	Yeah, maybe if you get caught, but it could wake people up.
	Yeah, I want to do it.
	I want to do it.
	Or we don't know what the Fed involvement with January 6th is.
	We keep discovering these major catastrophes are linked to some sort of Fed honeypot.
	Now, that, to me, is the exact same thing.
	It's the government declaring war on the people.
	It's the government being terrorists.
	If you do a violent act with the intention of some sort of political ramification, some sort of political event, if you bomb a building because it's the IRS building, you're a terrorist.
	You're committing violence.
	If you punch a cop because you think the cops are racist, that's very different than punching me.
	One is a terrorist act.
	The other is an act of...
	The other I get.
	I understand.
	I'm not saying you should punch me, but I understand.
	Oh, this was fucking hilarious.
	Self-proclaimed Nazis have showed up outside the Tampa Convention Center to protest Jewish power.
	Always wearing brand new clothes, always with brand new flags.
	I think I've got something here, Ryan, where the dude...
	Oh, shit, it's in my other notes.
	Taylor guy.
	Taylor Hanson.
	Taylor Hansen.
	Interviewed all them.
	And their stories didn't match up.
	See if you can dig that up.
	One of them was like, I killed almonds because of killed my mom and my sister.
	What are their names?
	Let's look it up.
	When did that happen?
	So yeah, that's it.
	No.
	Oh, it's a pick.
	But that's the event.
	Is this Taylor's feed?
	He's been a busy boy since that happened.
	Okay, that was the SAS thing.
	That's not it.
	No.
	No.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Their stories have contradicted each other over and over and over again.
	They don't even believe in what they're doing right now.
	These aren't real Nazis.
	Yeah, you might have a few real Nazis employed by the FBI here, but that's literally what's going on.
	We've seen this in Canada.
	We've seen this all around the country.
	We saw this on January 6th.
	This is a common reoccurrence.
	These people show up, give bad optics.
	I mean, they're at a damn high school event right now.
	I asked them why they're here at a high school event, why they chose this.
	And if they're organized, they say, no, we're not organized.
	We just all showed up.
	So they just all showed up individually and decided that they're all going to be Nazis and wave Nazis flags.
	What are the fucking odds of just random Nazis with the exact same kind of Nazi gear?
	Like, stop.
	There's all kinds of different white power dudes, right?
	There's the guys with all the weird Viking symbols, and there's the workers' family, whatever guys, and there's the dude Patriot Front and all that.
	There's lots of different ones.
	Sometimes you see the freaks who're focused on World War II and German Nazis, but they're like, even within that tiny, tiny, tiny group, they are a tiny, tiny group.
	They're 1% of the 1%.
	Yet here's 100% of them rolling up to the high school.
	Hey, what's your name?
	But yet they're all here doing the exact same thing.
	You know, one man said that his parents were murdered by a black man, and that's why he's up here.
	He's allegedly 18 years old, and his story just keeps contradicting itself.
	These people are lying, these people are here for bad optics to get.
	So, say there's a fight.
	Say one of these Nazis gets in a fight with someone or smashes a window.
	Isn't that the government committing a terrorist act in order to get other people persecuted and prosecuted?
	That's a new one.
	Well, it's not new to the rest of the world.
	We see this all over the place in fascist dictatorships in communist countries like China, Venezuela.
	You see that all the time.
	It sounds like the chickens have come home to roost.
	And we have...
	That's fascism.
	The government is terrorizing its people.
	That's fascism.
	So yeah.
	Spooky stuff, kids.
	Anyway, let's lighten things up with some more on kids.
	This is the fucking Manic Mondays episode.
	Hello, fam!
	I had a text page up right.
	Who wants to pamp my bag?
	We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.
	Fun your feet, soldier!
	So, speaking of Taylor Hansen, did you notice, by the way, when I said, ech, I don't like his beard that long?
	He cut it.
	It was shaved to this the next day?
	Yeah.
	And he looks great.
	So I'm doing the Lord's work out here.
	Yeah, some guy keeps approaching.
	I've had two different people approach me about these catching pedos shows.
	And I was like, you're doing the Lord's work.
	But taking that on, a catching pedos show, you better have the greatest lawyers, the greatest researchers, the greatest everything in the world.
	Because catching pedos is fucking great.
	Good work.
	Destroy them all.
	Getting it wrong and calling someone a pedo who isn't and publicly humiliating them and destroying their lives, you want to destroy pedos' lives.
	You don't want to destroy innocent people's lives.
	So I don't have the legal team and the research team available to do that.
	That's a big, big risk.
	But speaking of pedophilia, the normalization of it, I don't like this trend of, first of all, people bringing their kids to protest.
	But secondly, kids holding sexual signs.
	Remember, you're not going to grab my pussy at the woman's march, which was like.
	And then there was the girl who's going our body, our choice.
	And she's like four, and she's screaming it on a bullhorn next to her dad who's like, good girl.
	She hates abortion.
	Like, stop adulting kids.
	I heard this.
	Chris Plant was talking today about a pretty old story, actually.
	Some congresswoman, I think it was from 21, 2021, where she said, I was talking to my nine-year-old daughter, and I said, what do you think about climate change?
	And she said, the world is on fire, and we're all going to die.
	And how does that make you feel?
	And she's like, it makes me scared, mom.
	Yeah, you scared the shit out of your daughter with bullshit.
	I'll find you articles from 1989 that said we have 10 years left on this planet.
	The Earth is on fire?
	Yeah, we're in a heat wave here in the Northwest, and there's a heat wave in Europe going on this week.
	It's actually going to start raining today, so tonight I should say.
	So anyway, this woman brings her kid to a rally, and the kid has a sign.
	Holy shit.
	Why would you bring your children to something like this?
	Are these your kids?
	Why did you bring your kids to this?
	Why the hell are you at this?
	Why am I at this?
	Why do you have your kids holy political?
	Why are you keeping men approaching my children?
	I'm approaching you because you run away.
	Stop.
	Look at this sign.
	You see that?
	So she uses her children as a political weapon, and then when anyone questions her, she calls them a pedophile.
	Like she's using her children as a weapon.
	This is the eeriest part.
	This is why we do this War on Kids segment.
	The whole trans shit, it's gone beyond munchaus and by proxy.
	Now it's just child abuse.
	Using your kids.
	We used to be worried about people using women.
	And now we're worried about women using kids.
	This is what happens when you defeminize women.
	You turn them into shitty men.
	Women make shitty men.
	And men know instinctively not to use their kids as weapons.
	Women haven't learned it yet.
	Because they've only been men for, what, a generation and a half?
	Look at her backwards baseball hat.
	She looks like she's in fucking clerks.
	Bro?
	That is fucking disgusting.
	Look at this.
	Look at Richardson's stab.
	It said stab the patriarchy in the dick or with its own dick.
	Stab the patriarchy in the face with its own dick.
	Yeah, it's above the video.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Stab the...
	Look at this.
	I don't even like swearing around kids.
	Matt Gates was literally fucking a child?
	Wasn't it an 18-year-old?
	And wasn't it just an allegation?
	You're talking about Matt Gates allegedly fucking a child, but you're literally indoctrinating your children.
	Do these kids believe in Santa Claus?
	Do they believe in Santa Claus?
	I'm indoctrinating my children.
	The idea that I get the creepy men like you the hell away from them.
	Get away from my kids, you freaking weird.
	Well, you brought them to the place.
	Yeah.
	You brought them to a place to say, stay away from These guys.
	Yeah.
	This guy's job is to do this.
	And her calling him a pedophile is based on nothing but that it's effective.
	Like, imagine, you're walking around town and you're pushing to the front of the line at Disneyland, and anyone who approaches you and says, Hey, watch it.
	You go, What are you, a pedophile?
	And they go, Jesus, what?
	It's the new race card.
	The new race card is the pedophile card.
	This was an interesting article about it, 17.
	These journalists are fucking, they used to be radical.
	Now they're deranged.
	Wait, what's that?
	Oh, yeah.
	Sorry, this isn't an article.
	This is a public school employee.
	A public school employee spoke at a school board meeting in support of teaching an LGBT curriculum and mock parents was arrested for allegedly trying to meet a minor for sex.
	I'm a resident towny taxpayer, vaccinated and functioning, graduate of this high school, me plus 1999, proud member of the LGBTQIA community, and an employee of Mount Pleasant Public Schools.
	Thank you.
	Stop.
	Stop.
	You didn't say plus.
	Just say I'm a teacher here, and our concern is, and I think parents share this concern, boom into it.
	No, he spends 20 seconds introducing himself and then leaves a pause for applause.
	I really cannot speak any more eloquently than the people who have spoken before me tonight.
	And what I can say is that for the last five years, I have had the profound privilege of working with your students, with your students, with your students.
	And I can tell you that.
	You know what he's doing?
	He's doing the Kamala Harris thing, where he wants to be a legendary speaker and have people sort of go, wow, that was profound.
	And it's just not there.
	It's not in his DNA.
	They are hungry for knowledge.
	They are so hungry for knowledge.
	Bullshit, by the way.
	That despite your words, your wishes, your values, they will learn on their own.
	Kids today could not be less hungry for knowledge.
	I think we are in an epoch with the least child curiosity in history.
	Kids could not give less of a fuck about anything, thanks to TikTok and the short attention spans of social media.
	It's sad, but he's wrong.
	And of course, it's not sad that he's wrong because he wants to teach them about polyamorous relationships.
	You know what the subtext here is?
	You can try to stop me from fucking your kids, but they want to fuck me and I'm going to fuck them eventually.
	In retrospect, that's the subtext here.
	Yeah, the way he said they're so hungry.
	They're drooling.
	They're so fucking weird.
	Yeah, especially now that we know who he is.
	Children are hurting, questioning, struggling in this world that we have created.
	They are simultaneously being taught to celebrate and to hate who they are.
	I can't deny that.
	Every day.
	Ultimately, they will become who they will become with or without us.
	So stop.
	So shout out to them.
	Give them the chance, the grace, and the support to embrace their own learning.
	They're going to do it anyway.
	No matter what you say or do.
	No matter how you're going to do that.
	We're not trying to prevent kids from being gay.
	We're trying to prevent you from talking to kids about sex.
	You light, no matter how many rallies you hold.
	With liberty and justice for all.
	You're getting some justice, buddy.
	I'm a slam dunk.
	Wow.
	That speech is going to go down in history.
	Now scroll down so we can see him getting arrested.
	Oh, boy.
	There we go.
	Wait.
	Can you imagine his speech after being caught?
	Have I made mistakes?
	Yes.
	Have I misjudged situations?
	Possibly.
	Were the children in these scenarios totally innocent?
	I'm not so sure.
	You see, a lot of these children have their own sexuality.
	It's like that fucking Packy A-Loc, what's his name, that bizarre freak of a man who said, you know, your daughters are not little princesses.
	You're worried about us going in the bathroom with them.
	You should also be worried about them coming in the bathroom at us, being all flirty, trying to fuck us.
	Your daughters aren't these little innocent virgins.
	Yeah, they are.
	Yeah, they are.
	Dude, this.
	You're disgusting.
	I don't want you near anyone.
	I don't want you around your own boyfriend.
	I got to say, this guy, just looking at this guy makes me angry.
	I don't know how to describe it.
	I'd like to say I don't care and just do you, but.
	No one fucks him.
	He looks evil.
	I read a whole article about these people and how they're super lonely.
	They're like, beauty, we're redefining beauty.
	You don't even know what beauty is.
	This is beauty.
	And you're like, okay, why doesn't anyone like it then?
	I don't like the butt chick.
	Oh, it's the butt chick.
	That's the problem.
	But let me see that article.
	Eric Roman taunted parents, blah, blah, blah.
	Now he's been arrested for pedophilia.
	Go down.
	Michigan public school employee, blah, blah, blah.
	Along with two other men, Eric Roman, 41, all three were arrested for using a computer to commit a crime and accosting a minor for immoral purposes.
	Police allege that the threat communicated over various social media apps with decoys poising his children.
	The three are accused of going to a location to have sex with a child where they were arrested.
	Wow.
	And the good news is he's going to jail where real justice will be carried out.
	should we jump to some racism?
	That's fair.
	If we've dabbled in it with the Nazis, we might as well embrace it.
	Embrace the race.
	I'm a black female.
	I'm like, they're different.
	What else could I have done to piss you off?
	Black woman?
	This is really inconvenient.
	This subject is tough to handle, but I think it's...
	You know, Jim Goad always said this.
	He goes, he doesn't like talking about racism.
	And you kind of have to talk about it because it's an integral part of American society.
	So if we don't talk about it, no one else will.
	In fact, I've got a few stories here that I think we should do a green screen for this particular segment of racism.
	Come on, everybody.
	So just checking back in with the noose incident and what was his name, Bubba Wallace.
	This is going to be very, very unpopular decision.
	I don't like that he's such a martyr.
	But if you look at the actual noose, I know we're going over some old news here.
	It wasn't a hoax, per se.
	Like, look at the actual noose in the next picture, Ryan, 3.8.
	If you scroll down, I got to admit, if I was the only black dude at a thing and I saw that, that's a pretty noosey noose.
	I've never seen a noose in a non-nousy, non-racial context.
	Have you?
	No.
	Like, have you ever seen it to hold a tire?
	I'm sure it has a function somewhere, but no.
	Well, it's the, you don't know the story?
	This is an old story.
	I'm just updating it.
	It was the drop-down thing.
	And allegedly, the other garage doors didn't have that kind of a thing.
	They just had like a different rope.
	So he wasn't lying in the Jussie Smollett version.
	He just misinterpreted this.
	And I wouldn't call that a hoax per se.
	That's just a misunderstanding.
	And he overreacted.
	He should have actually just gone to someone and said, hey, what's going on with the noose here?
	As opposed to like, this is about me.
	And then we forgot to cover this.
	This former NASCAR driver was stabbed.
	Have you seen this story?
	What's his name again?
	This guy was great.
	Bobby East.
	Bobby East.
	Yeah, murdered for no reason.
	It was a robbery gone wrong, and the guy stabbed him.
	When you hear someone died of a stabbing, it was a doozy.
	It was through the chest.
	It was a big knife.
	Like, Maddie's allowed to carry these little knives that are about this long because they tend not to kill people.
	But felons can't have a blade that's bigger than this.
	So, because you very rarely kill someone with a short blade.
	So when someone dies, it was a long blade or it was in the juggler, something big.
	Which was, it was like with that guy, Lee Driver, the guy who attacked him with the kiddie rape thing.
	But what does that matter, though?
	With this particular one, though, because that was a white guy that killed him.
	Is that the guy you have him there?
	Trent William Milsap.
	So that's the, but do you have the picture of the guy?
	I saw it before.
	Yeah, I'm familiar with the story.
	Yeah, it was this guy Trent William Milsap.
	Yeah.
	So?
	He's a white guy.
	Same.
	Yes, he's a white guy.
	White on white crime.
	He stabbed him.
	Okay.
	It's 4-0.
	Look at him.
	What's taking you so fucking long to pull up this guy?
	There he is.
	Facial tattoos used to mean I'm nuts.
	And now, today in 2022, they finally mean I'm nuts.
	And they will always mean you're nuts.
	No one normal has facial tattoos.
	Stay away.
	Also in racism, Cyberknife.
	Cyberknife's next start likely Traverse Stakes, Cox says.
	So it was the horse on the rail, Cyberknife, who came out on top, barely.
	He was trained by Brad Cox, who has won two straight Eclipse Awards.
	Cyberknife benefited from his own adept actions and an excellent ride from Florence Giraud to best Taiba by a head.
	Taibba, trained by four-time Eclipse winning trainer Bob Baffert, was undone by his own greenness, turning in a performance at least the equal of the winners while coming up just short.
	So Cyberknife is looking like he's going to be the top horse and top pick probably at Traverse Stakes.
	Okay.
	What are you doing?
	We're going through much racism that I wanted to do a whole green screen of it.
	Oh, you're doing...
	But this is about racing.
	This has all been about NASCAR racing and horse racing.
	Yeah, Cyberknife was the day at the races.
	Right.
	Oh, you're confusing racism with racing.
	Those are two different things.
	It's the ism of racing.
	Yeah, no, it's actually...
	It sounds the same, but it's different.
	Oh, that's why you said that the purpose white.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, it's about someone's race.
	Yeah.
	Oh, fuck.
	Yeah, the first one was...
	That's why I was kind of confused.
	Yeah, I fucked it up.
	It's alright.
	It happens.
	That was dumb.
	I think this is the second one in the row that that's kind of gone that way.
	Yeah.
	We need a research team, honestly.
	I can't do it.
	I'm retarded.
	We need to clear our green screens with someone in the future.
	That's true.
	There's a common trope amongst the far lefties where they go, no one's born racist.
	So if you see someone being racist, it's because someone taught them to be that way.
	And it's like, you sure?
	Are you sure?
	Maybe People are just wary of people who don't look like them.
	Maybe it's perfectly natural.
	Maybe it was very healthy back in the days of constant war and colonization and death.
	And I thought of all this.
	By the way, your baby is racist.
	White babies are scared of black babies.
	Black babies are scared of white babies.
	It's normal.
	Get over it.
	It's not a big deal.
	But I thought this was funny seeing this guy 4-3.
	He's one of these dumb white dudes who wants to go to shitholes because it makes him feel special.
	And these kids see him and they think he's a ghost who's going to eat them.
	He's got an iPod?
	What has he got there?
	A phone charger?
	It kind of looks like a charger, yeah.
	He's going to eat me.
	He won't bite you.
	Let's go.
	I could just hear some lefty talking about how this is the genetic memory of slavery installed in all Africans.
	I got to say, out of all the retarded shit, they say that one's...
	That's a pretty good one.
	Well, I've heard that argument on why black people don't swim because they have genetic memory from when they were tossed off the slave ships.
	What?
	How many, like, let's take the worst, worst case scenario, how many blacks were tossed off slave ships.
	Let's say a thousand, right?
	Right.
	What percentage of that is black people globally?
	Because black people don't swim, like I go to Jamaica a lot.
	They're never in under their weight, over their waist.
	They don't swim there.
	And they're on an island.
	I mean, I derive from samurai and Ronin and stuff like that.
	And I'm afraid of getting stabbed by swords or shot with cannons.
	So maybe there's something to it.
	Or horses trampling on it.
	English people.
	Right.
	Because of Braveheart days.
	Totally true.
	Genetic.
	When I hear someone saying, well, well, well, Mr. McInnes.
	Yeah.
	You seem to be under the impression that you can stay here at this restaurant.
	And I'll be like, serious people, what you've done to us.
	You will pay.
	So help me, God.
	You will fucking pay.
	Will we, Mr. McInnes?
	Or will you see the edge of my sword as your last farewell?
	Oh, fuck.
	Let's get here.
	I'm scared.
	Shitless, by the way, big man.
	What did they do to William Wallace at the end of that movie?
	Spoilers.
	They disemboweled him and ripped him open or something?
	Or do you have a fear of that too, probably?
	Yes, I'm petrified.
	Wow.
	That's why I go to the bathroom so much.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah, I'm scared of my bowels.
	Disbowels.
	You know what you should do?
	Just go from village to village terrorizing people.
	Give me all of your phone chargers or I will eat you.
	He's even wearing all white to really boost the whiteness.
	Oh, kid.
	You touch on high.
	She's scared of you.
	Anyway, that was funny.
	4-6.
	When I was a kid in Scotland, there was a candy that had a gollywog as its mascot.
	And then the golly wog, sort of like Fido with like seven up, the golly wog took on its own life and it was the thing to have.
	And almost every kid had at least one golly wog.
	It would be your main little teddy bear.
	It was actually more popular than the teddy bear.
	I had a golly wog.
	Everyone had a golly wog.
	But now it's considered racist.
	Yeah, stores would sell them.
	Every candy store would sell that exact guy.
	Now, someone put it on their van, and I don't know if they like the candy.
	They're likely just trying to make people mad.
	But should you not be able to do something just because it makes other people mad?
	This is a violation of your free speech.
	Or is it?
	Like, should you be able to have a sticker that says the N-word on your car?
	Interesting.
	I'm a free speech absolutist.
	Yes, I think you should.
	You're getting your window smashed every time you leave it.
	I mean, I see guys wearing shirts that say, like, fuck on it or something like that from Spencer's gifts around kids.
	Well, remember that fat lesbian who had a textile that said, fuck white people?
	I don't want her not to be allowed to do that.
	I don't like it.
	I don't want to hang out with her.
	You can film me, Miss Thompson.
	No problem.
	All I'm doing is removing what has been reported as an offensive sticker.
	Okay?
	And then I'll give you the stickers.
	He's really good at taking stickers off.
	Undamaged.
	And you can have it back.
	It's not a problem.
	So there's no damage to the vehicle.
	No damage to the stickers.
	Are you going to...
	See, this is the weird part.
	Are you going to confiscate it?
	No, he gives it to you.
	Okay.
	I tried to ask you to do it.
	And we're doing this because what we don't want to do, Mr. Thompson, is to prosecute you.
	Prosecute me, fella.
	Prosecute me.
	Well.
	Prosecute me.
	No.
	I think you've got downright liberty to tell you the truth, fella.
	Do you?
	Yeah, I do.
	We've tried to discuss.
	You do?
	I think you're downright.
	I've got a liberty, Mike.
	You're downright liberty.
	I think you've got downright liberty.
	That's a weird expression.
	Yeah.
	Were you causing a fence in the public place?
	It comes from, like, you take the liberty of doing something, and then it became ostentatious.
	Like, if you stand on someone's foot, you're taking a liberty, and then now it's just your liberty.
	It's sort of like when they go, that was an absolute result of a holiday.
	Well, yeah, I know it was a result.
	I'm more than happy, sir, if you want to take these into your property and add them to your collection, that is fine.
	Okay, I will give you that opportunity.
	However, if they are placed back on the vehicle, then we will remove them permanently and they will be entered into evidence if we're looking to prosecute you, do you understand that?
	Do you understand why?
	Why didn't you reset your nose after it got broken, officer?
	So, here's a funny thing: there's this trailer a British baby monster sent me of this woman who's being accosted and she gets rescued by a black man.
	So, this is this racial scenario here: black woman goes, hangs around with a white guy.
	He's like, oh, I took you out for those drinks.
	You're going to put out bird.
	You're going to suck my fucking willie.
	And then a young black man goes, oh no, there's a rape about to go down.
	I'm going to go stop it.
	Is that the pattern in Britain?
	Or are all the races reversed?
	I feel like there might be some teamwork there.
	Nah, mate, I'm outside a pizza based on drawers, cheese.
	Alright, hurry up.
	I'm freezing.
	Hey.
	My place is just around the corner if you want to.
	That's alright.
	That's fine.
	I'm out of battery.
	But you can charge your phone at mine.
	Fine.
	We can have a coffee while we wait for your friend to turn up.
	Fine.
	Next time, maybe.
	How many times does this happen?
	You can't tease me all night like that and then just play hard to get.
	Fine.
	Don't do this.
	Do what?
	Everything he did was fine.
	Have you ever seen black guys hitting a woman before?
	Yeah, how are you supposed to get laid in 2022?
	Like, he didn't touch her.
	If ever it gets aggressive, like, look, love, you know that you're going to get it, whether you like it or not.
	But, like, you can't tease me all night.
	I bought you food.
	Come on.
	I think a lot of women don't like it when you don't try that hard.
	By the way, you've seen tons of videos of the rejection with the black guys.
	We're like, no, thanks.
	He's like, well, fuck you, bitch.
	It gets like so angry so quick.
	Well, remember that dude on the subway here in New York?
	He hit on some like illegal Guatemalan.
	He probably didn't even understand him.
	So he went and took a shit and rubbed shit all over her face.
	Now that's egregious.
	Like, let's be honest here.
	We don't have to get into the actual numbers.
	You know, you've seen stuff.
	You've been around.
	What are the white-on-black rape stats and what are the black-on-white rape stats?
	I'm guessing the latter is a little more than the former.
	What do you think?
	I've seen memes.
	I've seen discussions.
	I've seen people arguing that that's totally exaggerated.
	Some say it's like $17,000 a year versus zero.
	But whatever the numbers are, you know that one is substantially higher than the other.
	But not on TV.
	Not on British fucking PSAs.
	So go to the actual scene here.
	This is the full length.
	But go over to the scene.
	Okay.
	They have a nice dinner, by the way.
	They're getting along great.
	No, it's way past that.
	I'm out of battery.
	Tease me all night like that and then just play hard to get.
	No, they're going to do a flashback now.
	Can you move out of the way, please?
	Come back on me.
	Wait, hold on.
	Don't do this.
	Do what?
	Yeah, okay, so go forward.
	Come on, let's skip this playing hard to get thing.
	I'm not playing hard to get.
	Can you move out the way, please?
	Oh, what?
	Because that was a little bit much.
	For what?
	I haven't laid a thing on her.
	You're not scared, are you?
	Are you?
	It's okay.
	I haven't gotta call the police.
	If I can buy your phone, I will.
	So now she calls the police.
	I mean, he should have got out in the way when she said, get out the way.
	What are you doing?
	I'm being harassed by a man on Broad Street.
	Alright, calm down, okay?
	Obviously, someone can't take a joke.
	No, he stood right in front of me.
	Alright, fine.
	This is why there's incels.
	This is why guys go fuck it.
	It's not worth the risk.
	Now, I've lined up a bunch of videos here without looking at this.
	When I think of my single days, I would be like on my hands and knees begging.
	Like, come on, come on.
	I remember once I went home with the girl and she didn't want a horse around and I worked on it for six hours.
	The sun was coming up.
	There was no screaming and yelling, help, get off.
	It was like, meh, meh, me, meh.
	Like, it's hard to get laid.
	You gotta really hustle, especially when you look like this.
	Now, I didn't vet any of these.
	I'm not trying to, like, build a narrative here.
	I just pulled up women attacked after rejected advances.
	Okay.
	So she was shot after rejecting men's advances, and that guy looked to be...
	We're not talking about racing.
	Woman attacked, robbed after rejecting men's advances.
	Now, I'm not sure what this guy looked like.
	Well, it was Harlem, so they're probably rich white guys.
	Finance guys.
	Bit her on the forehead.
	Oh, yeah, no.
	I saw some fucking police report about an attack, and they were like, the suspects were male wearing a, they were 5'8, and one was wearing a red jacket.
	And I'm like, can you throw a race in there, please?
	Did it say Chicago Bulls at least?
	It's like, I sent it to our state trooper friend, and he's like, Perp had very, very curly dark hair and a deep tan.
	He might have been a racist.
	He was saying the N-word over and over again to his friends.
	Yeah, these are a bunch of black guys.
	I got two more.
	Yep.
	Man punches a woman in the face and fractures a draw after she refuses to give the number.
	Man who punched women after rejected advances.
	That guy looks kind of like.
	But here's the thing.
	Here's the thing.
	So the reason that they made it a white guy and a black person in that video.
	That's enough of that.
	Ryan, it's just distracting.
	For sure.
	Is because they want that to be the case.
	They don't like reality.
	And that's something I'll never quite understand.
	Like, if all pickpockets were Asian, I would go, wow, these guys are obsessed with picking pockets.
	I wouldn't be like, if we make a commercial, let's make the pickpockets Lebanese.
	Why do you want to do that?
	Why do you want white males to be raping all the time when they're not?
	Is it guilt?
	It's white guilt.
	Black failure, white guilt.
	That's all it comes down to.
	So much of American culture and journalism and media and TV and entertainment is white failure, black guilt.
	Look at these shirts, by the way.
	Based on the polywog thing.
	Like, nobody's silencing this speech here.
	Deal with the devil.
	You've seen these at Hot Topic?
	You don't go to Hot Topic.
	How to be Evil.
	There's always children and, like, a demonic.
	That's fucked up.
	It's really fucked up.
	But, I mean, I've never been like, get those out of here.
	Right.
	But the thing there is kids.
	That's like a racist shirt, but kids.
	Very creepy.
	Like, if you had that as a sticker on your van, would anyone complain?
	No.
	Maybe some evangelical Christians would be brave enough.
	I thought this was fun.
	We cover racing and blacks mostly when we do racism.
	But it was fun to see the Indians get it on the act.
	I think this guy's days are numbered at Prager U. Will Wit.
	Mark my words.
	He's going to want to get more edgy than Prager U wants.
	And this is a great example of it.
	Make it full screen.
	Bigger, bigger.
	For you to come out here and just think you could just wear this with no meaning is like.
	Can you explain why specifically it's offensive?
	It's a fing caricature.
	Like you guys are like literally playing in Indian.
	Like you hear yourself as a pilgrim.
	You know, there's no offense, but there was like no black people as pilgrims.
	Like they are wrecked and shit.
	I looked it up.
	They're black pilgrims.
	I looked it up.
	Okay, but what about the natives then?
	Okay, I'm sorry about that.
	Talk about a white one.
	So they go to the school dressed like this and they run and find the two Indians at the school who look like the fat one looks like she's about 25%.
	The other one is maybe 5%.
	And they send them out.
	Go, go, tell them to fuck off.
	Again, this is white people doing this.
	And the Indians are just sort of parroting what their white school has taught them to say.
	This whole racism thing is a white game.
	Go to the hood, go up to a black guy, and ask him about systemic racism and intersectionality.
	Ask him about unpacking white privilege.
	He'll have no idea what you're talking about.
	Can you find why specifically it's offensive?
	Black people as pilgrims.
	Like, they are fucking regular.
	They actually was.
	I like black pilgrims.
	Okay, but what about the nature set?
	I like the tone.
	Will Witt's voice is like he's trying to get in your pants.
	Hey, can you guys tell me if you think conservatives are racist?
	You look beautiful tonight, by the way.
	I feel like I have to call the police and say he's harassing me.
	You want to cut the shit?
	Hey, stop playing hard to get.
	Yeah, he's that guy in the other video.
	I'm sorry about that.
	I'm going to work on it.
	I'm not going to be able to.
	So they sent a whole class out to get us.
	This Native American class is now sent out to come and talk to us.
	Stop calling me that.
	They always do that.
	You just desecrated an Indian thing.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	They snatched off my headdress.
	Harassment, yo.
	It's harassment.
	Yeah.
	That's it?
	Yeah.
	He also dressed up as a Chinaman.
	And he walked around campuses.
	See if you can find that one.
	And he's like, oh, we love you a long time.
	No, he didn't do that.
	That's so awesome.
	But this is the argument I had with my old buddy from my one of the only liberal friends I have left.
	Remember we talked about this?
	With the, what's the movie called?
	16 Candles?
	And there's the Chinese guy who's like, whoa!
	And every time you see him, it goes, gong.
	And she's like, I don't understand how you don't see that as racist.
	And I'm like, it's an exaggeration.
	It's in a comedy.
	What if it was a Scotsman and every time he showed up, he had a kilt on and it was bagpipes?
	It's just funny.
	Talk to me.
	Did you get that?
	What's up, man?
	How you doing?
	You like my costume?
	You are aware.
	Do you think this is cultural appropriation?
	Cultural appropriation?
	Oh, man, you're some...
	Yes?
	Come talk to me.
	It is not Chinese Awareness Month, but Halloween is coming up.
	Like my outfit?
	I mean, not particularly.
	Why are you wearing it?
	To celebrate Chinese people for Halloween?
	I think that is cultural appropriation.
	Someone's culture or what they wear isn't a costume.
	Okay, why does your friend have non-black hair?
	I think like eating Chinese food is like cultural appropriation?
	No, I eat Chinese food.
	Just celebrating Chinese culture.
	Some white dude just, you know, wearing Japanese attire.
	It's Chinese.
	You shouldn't assume.
	Oh, whoa.
	A little racist of you.
	Why did you look at it harder?
	What are you like?
	Oh, yeah, those are Chinese dragons.
	What the fuck?
	But wait a minute.
	Did Chinese wear those hats?
	That's more of a Southeast Asian thing.
	Yeah, I have no idea.
	That's more like Cambodia, Thailand stuff.
	Look up Chinese rice picker.
	Okay.
	You fucking Chinese rice picker.
	I found this.
	My front-facing camera just turned on.
	The Google results just say you.
	The word you.
	This was really funny.
	Let's see if I can get and drop the needle on it.
	Okay.
	Change their ideas.
	He's got a new show, by the way, which I think we have to watch.
	Yeah, yeah, it looks really good.
	I don't want to offend it.
	It's called The Rehearsal or something.
	Yes, and they rehearse in painstaking detail like moments that people are stressed out about going through.
	So they recreate an entire bar in his entire apartment.
	He's next level, this dude.
	He's Norm McDonald levels.
	He's like, yeah.
	Charlie Kaufman legend.
	Do anything.
	Yeah.
	Okay, I'm not the best at this, but maybe something like, oh, would you like me to park your car?
	Is that sound Asian?
	It sounds a little Asian, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Looks awesome.
	But keep going with the sexy Will Wit.
	Hey, do you like my costume?
	Oh, okay.
	She looks like the you're cool chick.
	Hey.
	Missile bro.
	Fuck Brigger, you, he said.
	Oh, okay.
	Strikes me as pretty insensitive.
	Really?
	To what?
	Because it's a...
	Go ahead.
	Yes.
	It's from a cultural tradition that is not really something you should be using as a costume.
	Why not?
	I bought it.
	I mean, it's not that.
	It's available.
	What about a drag queen?
	Isn't that...
	Drag queens are much worse because they're a ridiculous version of woman.
	He's not walking around with like, I would argue trans are anti-LGBTQ because they're saying there's only two genders.
	Sure.
	Well, I wrote a big article defending blackface.
	Yes, a percentage of it was used to mock blacks, maybe 10% of the time.
	The other 90% of the time, it was them celebrating blacks because they didn't have any around.
	Lucille Ball had some great blackface stuff.
	Dude, there used to be a show.
	It was the Great Minstrel Show.
	Like in the 80s.
	I just realized that this shirt has stripes.
	Very, very dense tight stripes.
	By the way, this might even need a fashions jacket as nice.
	I started getting blazers made instead of just suits.
	Do you have to be Chinese to wear this?
	You don't have to.
	Anybody can wear it.
	By the way, it's woman's clothing he's wearing, just for the record.
	It's what young girls wear.
	Like for a formal thing.
	Yeah.
	But it's hard to see in this hat.
	What does that mean?
	You like my outfit?
	Quite a bit.
	Quite a bit?
	Oh, thanks, man.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, but I'm racist.
	I personally don't see any problem with any of this.
	Thank you.
	Yeah.
	You're one of the first.
	Really?
	I mean, that's not surprising.
	I forgot where I go to school.
	Do you think as a white person I can wear this?
	I say whatever you want.
	Just as long as you're not like offensive or like saying racially offensive things.
	Just be respectful and you can wear it.
	Oh, have you ever been to China?
	I've never been to China.
	But I've been to Chinatown.
	Oh, great.
	This is where I got the outfit.
	Yeah, the keys like this.
	The drum.
	Yeah, the little keys like this.
	I'm like a little kid.
	Uh-huh.
	It looks very cool.
	Sh, yeah.
	I'm surprised it's that big.
	My outfit?
	I don't know.
	It's alright.
	All right, that's an outfit.
	I'm actually from Hong Kong.
	Plug in Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank.
	He almost exclusively wears Japanese fishing pants.
	Like even when he does interviews and stuff, he'll just have the top part on Zoom.
	And then he just walks around his house all day.
	He's got Japanese fishing pants.
	Those big, baggy sorts of straightening pants.
	This is a visual show.
	This is one of my biggest pet peeves with sports television because it's always on in the bar and it's just two guys blabbing away with no visuals.
	And they're not even dressed nice.
	They'll have a t-shirt on.
	And half the time the mic is like this.
	And they're like, well, the Marlins are coming out this year with almost a whole new lineup.
	They got great.
	We're going to have a lot more pitching this year.
	And you're just like, what are you doing?
	Ew, is that what he wears?
	Yeah.
	Gross.
	Dude, with a leather jacket or a denim jacket.
	It's terrible, isn't it?
	But that's what he loves hanging out in.
	He wears them all the time.
	Why are they called fishing pants?
	Because I think he spent time in the Orient and all the fishers wore them.
	And he's like, well, I want a pair of fishing pants.
	It's just like a douchey, rich thing, I think, at this point.
	He's kind of a sexy guy.
	He's cool.
	Look at his.
	I like him, yeah.
	I love the best part of the show.
	He's great.
	Worst part of the show is a fucking black guy.
	Because he's just always out on everything.
	He always says, he's always out.
	And the only time he's in is when it's another black person.
	I like the way he talks.
	He's like, so I'll give you $200,000.
	I like that.
	That's dope.
	Life without guns in South Africa.
	This is the last piece we'll have on this.
	Look at this.
	Now, what's interesting about this is they're not that discouraged by the knife.
	This is exactly how hyenas behave.
	Turn it up.
	Can we hear any volume?
	No, it's a woman filming it, and you could hear at the end go, oh my God.
	But no, Rio.
	Look at this.
	He has to bark them back.
	Turn it the other way.
	That's more effective.
	Yeah, he goes, ah!
	And that's what scares them off.
	It's animal behavior.
	And then look at how they walk away.
	Fuck.
	That's also a hyenas thing.
	Just walk away slowly.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That dude, what's his name?
	Willem that we interviewed in South Africa.
	He goes, You should come to South Africa.
	Willem Petzer.
	Willem Petzer.
	You should come to South Africa and come hunting with us.
	And I go, What?
	Be hunted with you, you mean?
	Yeah.
	What the fuck?
	I go, weren't you just in a gunfight like two weeks ago?
	He goes, yeah.
	You're sounding like a pussy.
	And I'm like, yep.
	Yeah.
	I'm a pussy.
	I am never going to Africa under any circumstances.
	It's a shame because it's a beautiful country, like the actual...
	No, it ain't.
	Safari and that's all.
	Suck my dick.
	And balls.
	Let's hit the mailbag, guys.
	It's come.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, let's hit the mailbag.
	Okay.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	In the meantime, here's a hyena attack that goes wrong.
	I don't think they get their way.
	So it went right for the lion.
	That's true.
	It's like my old pal Tracy used to say.
	The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
	Dude, you're right.
	Like, he was biting them and they're like, they're fine with it.
	And then he roars.
	They're like, look, they're still going at it, biting.
	Oh, I guess this guy comes up.
	But the roars.
	That's a chick.
	Yeah, and they walk away.
	Wow.
	I wish I had a pet hyena.
	I saw some African dude with a pet hyena on a big chain.
	Oh, yeah.
	Looks really cool.
	But it's not very practical.
	Has Donovan been promoting his new show?
	Oh, yeah.
	On Twitter.
	A lot of people giving him love for the show.
	Oh, the reviews.
	The reviews were great.
	It's so well done.
	I don't know who does it.
	It's really good.
	My favorite moment was where he calls your mom a cunt.
	Not yours specifically.
	We're here.
	That's right.
	Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
	Didn't do it.
	Uh-uh.
	Is it over?
	Is that all?
	Nope.
	Because guess what?
	I want to be able to share shit with you guys, look at things, do whatever, watch a video or two.
	So we have to have another camp, and we do.
	I don't know, spoilers.
	That part's really funny.
	I was LOLing.
	I haven't finished it yet, but I'm looking forward to it.
	It's a perfect length, too.
	Yeah.
	Holy shit.
	Just saw Crip Daddy's first episode, which I didn't even know was coming.
	I laughed out loud more than I've laughed out loud at any censored.tv host other than yourself.
	From gay person TV to his internet interviews, this guy is a national treasure.
	You know what I like too about him?
	Black people, Lily Sing, you know, comedians of color, they've always got to just stay on the I'm brown and white people don't like that I'm on TV, that shit.
	He does some gimp stuff at the beginning, acknowledges it, but then there's more to him than the fact that he's a gimp.
	Yeah.
	And that's a way more oppressive lifestyle than like he doesn't have his legs.
	All these Lily Singh has her legs.
	She could run.
	It's fucking fun.
	Well, I think that's why he's funny.
	Yeah.
	It's a survival instinct.
	And it goes, it's probably in all our DNA.
	If you get born retarded, you come up with ways to not get hit with a giant rock.
	Me and Anthony Coomi were talking about that in Orlando.
	I was like, dude, we had froze.
	We had acne.
	Our teeth were messed up.
	We had to be funny and it worked.
	And he's like, it did.
	Well, he's like, not really you.
	I don't know what happened to you.
	He didn't say that.
	But yeah, it's a defense mechanism.
	Yeah.
	Like, I don't know about hunks, but any normal-looking guy and down has got to hustle.
	And that guy, the guy, the serial black woman rapist, back on May 10th, Elon, you, what, read an email on air that I sent in, which addressed the issue of Twitter inflating their active user base,
	getting sued, and settling with investors to avoid discovery.
	Well, that's entirely my own speculation.
	But in that email, you drew the correct conclusion that our country is heavily influenced by 2 to 3 million radical leftists.
	Elon paused the Twitter deal three days later on May 13th.
	Now that Elon is pulling out of the deal and Twitter is suing, we are getting interesting tidbits about Twitter, and it's worse than we originally thought.
	In a recent Wall Street Journal article about the lawsuit, the author claims that Twitter is only claiming 206 million active users and admit they likely won't hit their projection this year of 238.
	In the GOML email from May, we learned that Twitter's QI, Q1, sorry, 2022 filing claimed 229 million.
	What's going on here?
	Are they wiping out tens of millions of accounts, fearing that Elon gets discovery?
	Did they inflate their user base once again to draw investors?
	206 million active users globally is peanuts.
	This could bring our estimates of America's users down to 1 to 2 million actual real accounts.
	I'll reiterate, Twitter is quite literally fake and gay.
	I have a prediction on this.
	Twitter has to avoid discovery, so they go for the 33 million they claim they lost in legal fees going into this deal, and they cut and run.
	Yep, well, they could do what the SPLC did.
	They fire everyone that could get in trouble, or everyone quits, sorry, so they don't get in trouble.
	And then they are lucky enough to have a judge who will just sit with it on his lap.
	My SPLC case is still sitting on the judge's lap.
	The only recourse I have now, I was talking to Ron Coleman about this, is can we say why is it that one judge always gets the SPLC cases?
	That seems unusual.
	Seems, well, I won't say what it seems.
	Am I the only?
	This is from a guy that we don't name.
	Am I the only one that thinks Jack Pesobich is a fucking douche?
	I'm aware he's on our team, but holy shit, the guy's full of himself.
	Referring to himself as Pozo, and today it's no cap pozo.
	I've always been suspicious he's a clown in action given his naval intelligence.
	Yeah, I think Nick Fuentes thinks he's a fed.
	You know my rationale with all this.
	We need to win before we start splitting hairs on who's annoying and who isn't.
	Hey, Gavin Rygai.
	This will be an interesting assignment because she's a nipperdoodle.
	How would you rank Yukimi Nagano out of 10?
	She's the lead singer of Little Dragon.
	She's got a Japanese father, Swedish mother.
	On Looks Alone, she's a nine, but her voice and stage presence make her a 10 to me.
	See, this is what I find interesting about women and beauty.
	It's so subjective.
	Like when Anthony and I talk about chicks, there is zero Venn diagram.
	If we were both single and out on the town, there would be zero chances of us ever competing for the same girl.
	And I don't like what he likes and he doesn't like what I like.
	So ladies, when you're sitting there talking about unattainable beauty standards and, oh, I hate my ears or my fucking nostrils are too long.
	There's a guy out there who thinks you're perfect.
	This is not my cup of tea.
	Same geez.
	Now, I'm not dumb.
	I recognize that there's a standard beauty there with high cheekbones and lips and everything.
	But I don't know.
	She's a little too harsh for me.
	I like cute.
	What if you picture that you're drinking for a while and you're just looking at that face for a while and then you're that could improve with drinks probably.
	Where you're like, you know?
	Because there's not a lot of flaws to her.
	It's just not an attractive amalgamation of features.
	Wait, difficult amalgamation.
	So, like, I could almost give two numbers.
	For me personally, it's like a four or five, which is dumb because that's just not true.
	So I'm going to go with, I'll take my own prejudice out of it.
	And I think it's a 6.9.
	She just lost points with me with the wiggerishness.
	Well, according to this writer, this baby monster, she has a five-year-old half-black son.
	We don't know much about the father except that he is a hip-hop legend.
	I did some detective work, and if you go back in time to the approximate date of conception, her band played a few festivals alongside Snoop Dogg.
	Ah, no way.
	The only hip-hop legend on the lineup.
	Holy smokes.
	She also would have already known him from the Plastic Beach tour they did with Gorillas.
	Remember...
	So that's unfortunate.
	Remember Kimbra?
	Kimbra Lowe?
	From the Gautier?
	Oh, yeah.
	I had a crush on her.
	She kicked her out of my top 10.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Dude, this is why she's kicked out of my...
	I had like a thing for her at the time.
	This whole like, I don't even know.
	It's like hip-hop.
	Or just weird and witchy.
	But it's too full of itself.
	Why is she covering her own song?
	Wait, what is...
	This is the song.
	Yeah.
	Ryan, are you introducing us to...
	No, her movements are gay, weird, and they lost points.
	Movements?
	Yeah, she's doing what that black poet does in racism in her stitches.
	Oh, he's the one who's the one with the thing who will be the maker of change.
	The world in which the world goes.
	Show her now.
	I have to see her.
	Amanda Gorman.
	Poet laureate.
	So irritating.
	We are the world.
	The one that the world is.
	Oh, I totally dropped the ball on that liberal webpage we got to make.
	So it would be great to do a whole article about her incredible movements.
	No, we've all seen this one.
	Find a different one.
	I just.
	It's so insincere, too.
	We can be a face for change.
	What are you doing?
	Oh, no.
	Right.
	What's right?
	Am I altered right?
	These were the words that I repeated to myself as I walked into the LA audition room were a hundred other girls.
	What's the womb?
	The LA audition womb?
	What were you auditioning?
	To be born?
	Trying out to be Nala on Broadway, New York.
	Vroadwell is she a 40-year-old Jewish woman from the 60s?
	No, but that's that British thing, like, what are you doing?
	Yeah.
	I want to appear on Vroadway.
	That's very nice.
	Oh, my mate's making a dollar shits itself.
	The air smells like Hollywood and desperation.
	That's polite.
	Wow.
	This is the poet laureate.
	Can't even use the language, but this must be an old one of hers.
	This is 2021.
	I think she's forcing this.
	You know, when they go through a phase?
	Oh, now she has a new verbal affectation?
	That was crammed with these monster mothers and those savage children.
	You have no idea.
	These kids are like little demons.
	They'll step the foot out to trip you.
	They'll be doing purettes around just to show up.
	Purettes around?
	What is going on with her?
	Randomly just do a backflip.
	Did she get a cleft palate at some point?
	It sounds like Yeezy when he did that mouth-wired shut to her.
	They can.
	Whatever.
	And walking in, I was just really glad that I would never be like that.
	Wait, she did not talk about that.
	I would never be.
	Go find another one of her.
	Okay.
	She developed a lisp.
	She's doing something to make herself different.
	Okay, this was one year ago.
	When day comes, we ask ourselves, where can we find light in this never-ending shade?
	Million R's, none of them wield.
	Yeah.
	And that most of all, my mom would never be like one of those crazy stage moms.
	The loss, we carry a sea, we must wade.
	We've graved the belly of the beast.
	Walked in, and I remember her saying, man, that's my favorite.
	I will be saying, just have fun and try your best.
	You really gotta try your best.
	She's like the jerky boys.
	You kicked my dog.
	When I went to Africa, there were these kids running around.
	They were like little demons.
	They would stand their foot there to trip you.
	They'd do little pirouettes.
	They were flipping.
	What a weird.
	Oi Vey.
	I didn't want my mom to be one of these like, what do you call them?
	A monster.
	Studio moms, you know?
	While we're kind of...
	It's like Whoopi Goldberg.
	She's trying to turn Jewish, so she won't get canceled.
	While we're kind of on a tangent, this was a funny.
	Do you notice this?
	Taylor Lorenz has the same knees as Krang's Android body.
	And I said, her barren Android body wouldn't have a little guy in her tummy, though.
	Pretty good.
	Thanks.
	All right, last one.
	Tucker sounding a lot like the old Gav.
	That guy's been ripping me off since day one.
	Just kidding.
	So go to the...
	Tucker did an interview with this kid, Daniel Schmidt, last week.
	I love that he does small-time interviews.
	Like with all due respect to Patrick Coffey, he's not a big talk show.
	But Tucker will do those interviews just as much as he'll do, you know, Ben Smith on stage.
	This interview is incredible.
	He plows through a list of questions from the interview, and it sounds like a compilation of G-O-M-L endings right before get fired, get in trouble.
	So go to the one that says Tucker's real advice for young men, drop out of college.
	Yeah, listen to this one.
	Where you find satisfaction is through achievement, and achievement comes through commitment and responsibility.
	So my advice.
	I hope so.
	That'd be awesome.
	Particularly young men is just dive face first into it.
	Like drop out of college.
	College is ridiculous unless you're moving towards some very specialized degree that you can only get in college.
	If you want to be a veterinarian or a physicist or something.
	But if you're in humanities, you know, I can give you a list of 100 books.
	You can find it on the internet and you'll be better educated than you would be at whatever stupid college you go to.
	I've said that forever.
	A. B, get married.
	And, you know, choose wisely, but don't overthink it.
	You know, don't overthink it.
	People overthink it.
	Like, if you're compatible with someone and...
	Yeah, like you lived with her for eight months, nine months.
	You know what she's like.
	Have you had a drop-down, drag-out, murderous fight that was hell and you didn't enjoy it all?
	Marry her.
	You're not going to find your soulmate.
	If you're a titman and she has no tits, that might become a problem.
	But Charles Murray talks about this a lot.
	He says, once you get roughly your type, there's a few deal breakers.
	Like if you're a neat freak, you're going to be in hell if you marry a slob.
	Those kind of deal breakers.
	But generally, I mean, my wife and I were not politically aligned when we met.
	She's pretty much, thanks to Tucker, actually, she's pretty much red-pilled now.
	I showed her the Ben Smith whole stage interview, and she was laughing her head off on the weekend.
	The way liberals treat us in our suburbs really taught her to be red-pilled.
	And then I look above me and says, she's a Nazi.
	But, you know, you live with her for a while.
	You've had a relationship.
	You're sexually sympathetico.
	I can put a ring on it.
	I always say to these guys that have been with the girl for like three years, which, by the way, I was.
	So I'm guilty of these sins.
	I always go, what are you waiting for?
	Her, but with better tits?
	Like, just fucking do it.
	Grow up.
	And I've fucked millions of girls, and it's not that fun.
	Half of it was just for the memory and taking the pictures.
	The actual experience, like a threesome, it's totally non-intimate.
	It's almost like a prostitute.
	Like, you don't feel satisfied after.
	It's not like you guys snuggle all night afterwards.
	And when you go through stuff, you know, in life together, that makes you soulmates.
	So you can start off with, it's like starting off with a twig.
	It's not going to be a whittled tiger.
	Well, it's also over time.
	I always say when you have kids, it's like you both own the Mets.
	Yeah.
	And when you own a baseball team, you've got a lot to talk about besides abortion.
	I'd like to think Daphne's more of the Yankees, but more rings.
	I'm sorry.
	They're doing good this year.
	And the Mets bet.
	I'm down $260 this year.
	Not down overall.
	My total number is like still over $1,000, I believe.
	Awesome.
	But I owe the bookie $260.
	Anyway, keep going with that.
	Because he has another piece of great advice.
	You can smell that.
	You can make it work.
	And by the way, it's never easy because men and women fundamentally don't understand each other.
	That's the whole joy in it.
	That's why marriage makes you grow is because you don't really understand the other person.
	So you have to try every day to decipher what that person's saying.
	Have more children than you can afford.
	Take a job you're not qualified for.
	Like go balls out.
	You know, just go balls out.
	I don't know what is everyone waiting for.
	That's awesome.
	You know, have some adventure in your life.
	Do something crazy.
	I mean it.
	And I don't mean, you know, go to Bali.
	Skip Bali, please.
	What an Instagram cliche that is.
	Cool.
	All right.
	That's a great way to end it.
	Let's get to the final vid.
	Clicking, loading, clicking.
	Go for the second one, Ryan.
	I thought this was a really great example of changing your perspective on a problem.
	You got to sort of, when you have a problem, you got to think outside the box.
	This might be why Better Call Sol is my favorite show.
	Yes, at going above Sopranos, because I just love the way that he, instead of wallowing in a problem, he comes up with a solution.
	It's always fucking MacGyver levels, over the top insane, but he comes at it from a new angle.
	So If there's something wrong with your life these days, you're going to need some courage to make some big decisions.
	But while you're doing that, you should also consider separate angles.
	Ew, that dog looks weird.
	And that's interesting because he knows the pain sort of kicks in his brain and his primal brain starts going, all right, we got to figure out this problem because that fucking hurt.
	I'm not squeezing out there.
	Okay, I'm going to get out.
	There we go.
	The way is through.
	Ready to rock.
	Can't go under it.
	Can't go around it.
	Go through it.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	How can you?
	Deeper down, you close to the cousin and sister, no.
	How can you?
	Pairly tempted man, you think you wavy dog.
	Could piece up aside, or disciples up at ends.
	That's crazy, dog.
	You lousy dog.
	Painful.
	Yeah.
	People don't change minds.
	As long as I've been a move system, it's obvious when I'm in emotion, but they can go my feet to you.

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