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June 28, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	To the political live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	About the state of the nation and how they treat us today in school they give you shit, they'll toss you in a pit.
	And you try and you try to get out, but you're stuck in it Well, do they owe us a living?
	Of course they do owe us a living, of course they do, of course they do.
	Owe us a living, of course they do, owe us a living, of course they fucking do.
	Croy and the boys, do they always a living?
	A crass cover.
	Maybe you should find the original just so people can see how funny that is.
	Krass are the anarcho-punk band that sort of started the whole scene.
	They were around in the late 70s, early 80s, and they were my favorite band.
	They were my friends for many years until Trump came and the grand national divorce.
	I lost them in the divorce.
	They tried to hold on to my daughter and my wife and thought they could still be friends.
	Like maybe G Vaucher, the woman who did that album cover, she's like, maybe I should take Safi on a vacation or something around, which means, by the way, maybe you should pay for me to go to Greece.
	And I'm like, no.
	I'm not going to have my daughter with someone who stabbed me in the back.
	That's not how families work.
	We're a unit.
	G?
	Silly cow.
	I never really got this sentiment, too.
	Do they owe us a living?
	But the government has to give you a job?
	That's communism.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest here today.
	Good old...
	No, not Matt.
	I was going to say Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	Yes, I am here.
	No trolling, Gavin.
	Japanese Puerto Rican guy.
	You were born and raised in the Bronx.
	Is that correct?
	That's correct, Gavin.
	I mean, you know, it all started with me being a Bronx baby, but I wound up being a Hudson Valley, New York kind of guy.
	Oh, you moved upstate?
	I did, yes.
	I see.
	And the name Katsu, now, that's not a name you used a lot as a young man.
	No.
	But as it got older, there's too many Ryan Riveras.
	That's correct.
	Yeah, in order to distinguish myself from the others, I had to use my middle name, like most Puerto Ricans do.
	Okay.
	Alexandria.
	I had to interject here.
	You know why they do that, though, is because when people get their SAG, when they join the union, oftentimes the name is already taken.
	So that's why they change their name.
	Oh, well, Ryan's not a member of SAG, but he is a member of FAG.
	That's not true.
	He got his SAG card and his FAG card all in one day.
	That's not true.
	That's a scary period reference.
	Alex Stein, ladies and gentlemen, what an honor.
	Let's go.
	No, the honor is all mine.
	Listen, you know, I'm primetime 99, and now, Gavin, and this is adding fuel to the fire.
	They've been saying in the media, I'm a proud boy.
	And I've been saying, no, I'm not.
	I'm actually filing a lawsuit against a New York Post and Mediaite for labeling a proud boy right-wing extremist.
	And now they're going to see this video.
	I'm probably going to lose a lawsuit.
	So this is costing me.
	That was an expensive appearance.
	It was.
	No, I've been sending everyone legal letters every time they say hate group or something.
	And I go, and in the lawyer letter, it says, and before you go to the SPLC and say they classify you as a hate group, you have to know we're suing them.
	So that's not evidence just because someone else said it.
	Yeah.
	The best way to handle that allegation, by the way, is to say, I'm friends with those dudes.
	I'm not in the club, but what's the problem?
	That's what James O'Keefe does.
	And it totally kills that, the whole push.
	Well, dude, I'm a huge Gavin McInnes fanboy, so it's not like I'm not going to say the proud boys are bad guys, but it's weird though, Gavin.
	I'd like to get your opinion.
	What do you think now?
	They arrested those Patriot front guys, and they're kind of like the, you know, they're trying to make them alt-right extremists.
	So what do you think about those guys?
	They are, aren't they?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	They seem pretty darn al-right.
	We say that they are, but then I feel like we're mislabeling them.
	You know, we're falling into their trap.
	It is strange, though.
	Like, they seem to be all white, and they seem to report white nationalist values, but the media doesn't spend a lot of time on them.
	They prefer Proud Boys.
	Yeah, because you are a famous person.
	They don't have any famous frontman.
	I mean, you're a legitimately known person.
	So I think that's why.
	But forget about the Proud Boys.
	Forget about Patriot Funt.
	I'm so happy that I'm here with you.
	But actually, I got to say my last thing.
	Did you see in those testimonies videos of January 6th at Sham?
	They said that they were recording the Proud Boys and that it was so dangerous they wouldn't have had time to go get tacos during the insurrection.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	See, that's what I love about those hearings.
	If you're going to frame an innocent man, do it quietly.
	Do it in the middle of the night and don't tell anyone.
	Definitely don't have a hearing with thousands of hours of interviews where your bullshit lie could be exposed.
	And that's what they've done now.
	They've said, even I think it was at the Washington Post was saying they regret all of this footage because now they have to release it and in discovery and now they're like, shit, a lot of this exonerates them.
	Well, dude, I mean, this is what's so fucked up about it.
	It's one of my good friends, a guy named Lou Coffee.
	And obviously, we know the election was bullshit.
	You know, anybody with half a brain knows that.
	But the problem is, is my buddy got radicalized or whatever.
	I mean, just normalized because we thought it was a stolen election.
	He went there, Gavin, and he found a crutch on the ground.
	It was just hitting his crutch against their riot shields.
	He's looking at 40 years.
	He's on an ankle monitor.
	I mean, holy shit.
	And he's just a white guy from Dallas.
	You know, doesn't have any kids.
	It's a young guy.
	He's 37.
	You should change the meandering background, Ryan.
	Yeah, we were just with Nick Ox.
	He was a guy.
	He has a Murder of the Media is his media company.
	He was there filming after everyone had opened the doors exactly like Elijah Schaefer.
	Yeah.
	Same exact background, same people, same reason for being there.
	But because Nick's a proud boy, he's almost definitely getting five years.
	Wow.
	But Elijah said, no, I'm with the media.
	And He's like, so am I. And they're like, no, not if you're a proud boy, you're not.
	So he's fucked.
	I know.
	And I know this guy named Stephen Ignoramus.
	I know him like tangentially.
	I don't know how to say that word.
	Tangentially?
	Tangentially.
	That's how you say it.
	I say words that I don't know all the time.
	That's the primetime 99 method.
	But what I'm saying is, this guy, he's a streamer.
	He pled guilty, and they only gave him a week.
	They gave him seven days in jail.
	I thought that's kind of a weird sentence.
	Seven days.
	I know, but they're not going to get him.
	I'm always suspicious of feds when they get it.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You know, you know, he had to tell on somebody.
	Like, how are they going to give him a week?
	And all these people have gotten multiple years for just trespassing.
	And then you got Stephen Colbert's people who are doing the same thing.
	They did an Insurrection 2.0.
	You know, they're not going to face.
	What is it?
	Triumph the Insult Dog is in there.
	Robert Schmeigel, once a funny comedian, now he's a douche.
	You don't think he's going to get in any trouble?
	He's not getting any trouble.
	No, no fucking way.
	And the worst part is no one will highlight that hypocrisy.
	Like, that story has already disappeared.
	What did you just hand me, Ryan?
	So this was given to me by a proud boy that went to our show, and it's titled...
	You like the Oakland A's?
	This is the Anaheim Angels.
	Oh.
	Angels in the Outfields is one of the greatest movies of all time.
	Let's not forget about that movie.
	I wore it for you because I knew that you liked that movie.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	Ryan is, you know, I feel like, Evan, you don't give Ryan enough credit.
	You know, I feel like you kind of ride him hard.
	Look at that face.
	He's lucky he's alive.
	I think letting him live is the sweetest thing I could have ever done.
	But Ryan is such a nice guy.
	First class holder.
	Oh, really?
	Who hands someone a thumb drive while they're doing a show?
	It's topical.
	Should I put this into my fucking brain?
	It's topical.
	If you want to talk about it, you can.
	Okay, okay.
	Let me talk about this thumb drive that I don't know anything about.
	Well, it's supposed to exonerate the Proud Boys.
	It's all footage that is legally, we can legally play because it's been discovered.
	Dude, this is like I'm showing 2,000 mules and you hand me all the footage of 2,000 mules.
	We obviously have to go over this for hours.
	Let's talk about 2,000 mules because Dinesh just sues that there's so obviously we know that the election was bullcrap.
	But dude, some of that fake filler stuff that he was in there, like the interactions with his wife and stuff, was so bad.
	Did you notice that?
	Did you watch that, Gavin?
	I don't disparage the right ever.
	I know.
	Why are you?
	See, dude, this is the thing, is you don't realize the left wing and the right wing, they're on the same evil bird that wants to fuck you in your ass.
	We got to be anti-establishment.
	Yes, I agree.
	No, I agree with you, depending on the establishment.
	Like, Dinesh D'Souza, there might have been corny things.
	Yeah, he's a good guy.
	I'm not trying to battle.
	I'm not a huge fan of James O'Keefe singing Oklahoma, but I love the fucking guy, and I love both of those dudes.
	However, oh, shit, it's not in these notes, Ryan.
	It's in the other notes.
	You attacking Dan Crenshaw, I totally support.
	Okay, I appreciate that.
	Thank God.
	Would you call him eye patch?
	Yeah, my biological father, Tucker Carlson, coined that term.
	It's called IPatch McCain because he's like this globalist eye patch version of John McCain.
	And really, at the end of the day, I'm telling you, in Texas, nobody likes Dan Crenshaw because he's just a bullshit.
	He's just a fake guy, and he uses his military experience to be like, oh, let's go fight all these other wars.
	See, I'm anti-war.
	I'm a conflict interventionist.
	I don't think we should be shooting people.
	No, we're like Buchanan isolationists.
	We don't want to be the world police.
	I don't want to look like a pussy, but I like the way Trump would do it, where he'd just be like, I'm going to bomb the living shit out of a thing in one day just to show you not to fuck with me.
	Yeah, he dropped the mother of all bombs.
	He dropped the biggest bomb.
	No, he's a badass, but I'm telling you, though, if you look at this Ukrainian deal, there's no way Ukraine's going to beat Russia in a war.
	Why did we pay that?
	And we're paying, we're going to have to pay more money.
	We just gave him these other, these anti- Yeah, he keeps sending us these bills.
	We're like, didn't I pay you 40 billion?
	And did you see that video of Ben Stiller hanging out with Zelensky?
	Dude, I want to say that.
	Shaking his hand.
	So corny.
	I hate Ben Stiller's Cro-Magnon body, too, with his weird arms going down below his knees.
	I'm going to grab my notes.
	Show the Dan Crenshaw Alex Stein thing that you just pulled up.
	The video is on that Pro Boy Show.
	And this is the one where I'm a proud boy because of this video.
	I'm Patch McCain.
	Hey, I'm Patch McCain.
	Look at the iPads McCain right here.
	You're right.
	You're globalists.
	You're globalist right now.
	You're globalist right now.
	Hey, you're globalist right now.
	I patch McCain.
	I'm Patch McCain.
	I patch McCain.
	I'm Patch McCain.
	Hey, I patch McCain.
	Look at the iPads McCain right here.
	You're right.
	You're globalist.
	You're globalists.
	I love how you're always laughing, the happy warrior.
	Well, and this is all you need to know, Gavin.
	This is all you need to know about this thing.
	So I posted that video immediately after I shot it.
	I had it like my camera.
	I Bluetooth it to my phone.
	I posted it.
	And 10 minutes after it, he had media running cover saying I assaulted people, saying, threatening he was going to file a lawsuit.
	Then all the people that came out in his defense, Jake Tapper at CNN, did it.
	I mean, all the left-wing media, every single left-wing media, all of a sudden he went from a war hero that we have to protect, like, oh, we love Dan Crenshaw.
	So that shows you none of the right-wing media, Fox News, they didn't cover it.
	They didn't give it away.
	And look how fast they covered it.
	They are, he sounds like a spy.
	And did you see that footage recently of that black woman?
	It was a Project Veritas scoop where she's like, we need to run as Republicans, sleepers, and we'll say whatever we want to get in there, and then we can start pushing our policies.
	Sounds like Dan Crenshaw's a sleeper.
	Yeah, I mean, we have Eric Swalwell, we know, slept with Fin Finn, a Chinese spy.
	Nobody says a word about it.
	I mean, so, like, we know that these guys are compromised.
	Play the rest of that video.
	I think it looped.
	Yeah, that looped, because that was just a short version.
	But luckily, I had some other people there filming with some wide angles because they tried to say that I assaulted this woman, like one of his staffers, which is just provably false.
	I mean, this is the thing.
	Dan Crinchel has the thinnest skin ever.
	You saw the video.
	Ryan, you've seen this video where he got mad at the 17-year-old girl for calling him out because he said Jesus was like Superman?
	Yes.
	I remember.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm just saying.
	I remember him saying that.
	Well, he said that, and then at a political event, a girl called him out.
	Superman is fictional.
	Don't make the comparison.
	And he's like, do not talk about my faith.
	Do not question my faith.
	Dude, he got triggered.
	Instead of just being like a politician and being all cool and calm, no, he went to, these go to 11.
	You know, he went.
	I know you're like, you know, a hardcore proud boy, right-wing guy, but he's not a proud boy.
	What?
	He's not a proud boy.
	He was there with them.
	They're using it to smear him because it's considered a negative allegation these days.
	The New York Post published it, so it's got to be true.
	Now, I made fun of Dan Crenshaw, too, so I think maybe.
	Yeah, Pete Davidson called it.
	See, Pete Davidson's the one that got him famous and put him on the map because he made fun of his eye pass.
	He looked like he's in a porn.
	He looks like a porn extra or something.
	Yeah, which is, I mean, probably true.
	And then there's also a conspiracy, too, that he has a glass eye.
	And I didn't know this.
	You might know this because you're a little more experienced than me.
	That if you have a glass eye, it's almost indistinguishable from a real eye.
	It doesn't follow perfectly.
	But it follows a little, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Now, but I always say.
	No, his is Captain America.
	Yeah, that's what he's famous for, having that one.
	But why wouldn't he get like a real glass eye?
	Because eye patches are the coolest thing in the world.
	Because he's clout chasing with eye patches.
	Yeah, it looks cooler than a smoke if you're fighting someone.
	And you meet someone up with a cigarette in your mouth.
	That's the coolest thing you could do.
	Oh, dude, he is a rhino.
	He's with fucking this guy.
	Yes, dude.
	That guy.
	What is it, Chris Helms or whatever his name is?
	Oh, I hate that fucking guy.
	Chris Evans.
	Chris Evans.
	He's the guy who says that little kids should watch lesbians kissing, and if you don't, you're dinosaurs.
	And then the dinosaurs crush them in the box office for revenge.
	Okay, Gavin, so what do you think about Roe vs.
	Wade?
	I mean, obviously you're not pro-abortion, are you?
	I'm pro-abortion if I fuck a chick and she gets pregnant.
	But everyone else, I'm pro-life.
	Yeah, I mean, for me, I'm like staunchly pro-life.
	No, no, no.
	If you do an ultrasound and it looks like the baby's going to be left-handed or have keynote allergies, bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Home to mommy.
	But if it's going to be either a brain surgeon or a supermodel, you should have to keep it.
	Yeah, it's a touchy one.
	I was arguing with Ryan Long about this, not trying to like name drop, but he was like, so I went to Union Square and was asking people, are you in favor of my body, my choice?
	And of course, they're like, of course, yes.
	And I was like, are you in favor of vaccine mandates?
	They're like, well, yes.
	And I'm like, well, what about my body, my choice?
	And so the video did okay, did pretty well.
	And then Ryan, I saw him that night.
	He's like, just funny.
	And he said this kiddingly.
	He's like, you copied me.
	Now you go to Union Square and make videos, you know, interviewing people because that's kind of what he does at Union Square.
	And then we had like a debate about abortion.
	He's like, yeah, I don't really like care if they get aborted.
	But this is where the debate ends.
	Gavin, this is the problem.
	Even a person that is pro-choice, even like the most pro-choice person in the world, universally, when they ask him on a survey, they think there should be a limit.
	Like the third tribe master.
	That's the way it's always been.
	Since the beginning of abortion, we were all down to like viability.
	I'm pro-life, by the way, just for the record.
	But it was down to viability.
	And viability is getting better every year.
	We're down to like 21 weeks.
	Now, I don't hate pro-choicers if they stay within that reasonable parameter.
	And now we can argue about the 21 weeks.
	These guys are like a year and a half after.
	They want to do it 20, literally 28 days.
	I mean, I know you're kidding, a year and a half after.
	I've heard that like.
	Oh, you've heard that.
	But I mean, seriously, I think the bill says 28 days after birth.
	And you know why this is the conspiracy tinfoil hat, too?
	Is they need those baby parts because they can do, like, you know, for let's say they want to, you know, figure out how to do a surgery on a baby or figure out medicine.
	Like, there's a reason why those baby parts are valuable to the pharmaceutical.
	And, you know.
	So you provide a financial incentive for something.
	You're going to get more of it, no matter what it is.
	Well, have you seen all those people where they have those fetuses in their house?
	Have you seen those videos?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So those babies are worth something.
	And this is the other thing is the number one face cream is made from the circumcision, from babies' penises.
	Oh, really?
	Are you serious?
	Yeah, they showed it on Steve Harvey.
	They showed it on Ellen DeGeneres.
	Steve Harvey uses it.
	He rubs it all over his face.
	You know Steve Harvey killed Bernie Mac.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	What happened?
	Because Bernie Mac didn't want to join the Black Illuminati.
	I didn't know they were getting way.
	I didn't know that their own Illuminati.
	Some of your craziest shit for like another time.
	Because I don't want to discredit the good shit.
	Okay, I know.
	I don't think Steve Harvey actually killed Bernie Mac.
	It's not Sully Dan Crenshaw with Steve Harvey.
	Okay, well, the reason why I make that joke, though, I mean, obviously I'm joking, but it's just funny because Bernie Mac really was the most talented of those people.
	And then Steve Harvey.
	Those people?
	Yeah, I said those people.
	Of D.L. Hughley, of Steve Harvey, of Setty Entertainer.
	Do you want to just kill this past five minutes?
	No.
	What are they doing radio?
	They have that kill button where they just ain't.
	This is a Steve Harvey hour.
	Do not troll me.
	You made me self-guess myself.
	No, you have to be supportive.
	You're not in the Proud Boys because you're too radical.
	That's what they say.
	I'm too extreme.
	Too proud.
	Too extreme for the PBs.
	But I'm not even.
	I'm just so anti-establishment.
	I just think when people have power, they abuse it.
	Like absolute power, absolute corruption.
	Absolutely.
	I totally agree.
	And I don't want to offend you.
	This is a very intense thing to say.
	So please take it with a grain of salt.
	But I think your mom dying was one of the best things that ever happened to you.
	And now that I smile, people are on the internet.
	They're going to say, this is what I hate.
	Now we have to really go get weird.
	All these people are like, oh, Alex is, you know, sacrificed his mom.
	Like, he's getting helped by the Jewish Illuminati because, you know, he sacrificed his mom's death.
	People say that.
	People are retarded.
	I don't understand how.
	Oh, so like just her body, almost like an Aztec body.
	No, it's like Kanye West's mom died during plastic surgery.
	Like there's always, every time a big celebrity happens, like so.
	So the Jewish Illuminati is like, can I get some fucking cadavers, please?
	Well, they want you to sacrifice something to show that you're like in the club.
	Yeah.
	So that's why they're like, check this out.
	I guess they do it on.
	That's what Eric Clapton.
	Like Eric Clapton's little kid dying, they say, is a sacrifice.
	I don't believe this.
	I don't believe it.
	It's a sacrifice to the negligence gods.
	Well, I don't, and that's kind of a weird story.
	But regardless, I'm saying I don't believe that.
	But this is what sucks is, dude, yeah, I've had success.
	Like all these people are like, oh.
	No, I'm not talking about success, dude.
	I'm talking about this fearlessness that you have, this drive, this unflappability, which it's a great segue into this Antifa thing.
	So you just did a comedy show at the stand, and you have the fearlessness of someone who has just suffered a great loss.
	That's a fact.
	And you're invincible.
	Like, you cannot hurt Alex Stein.
	Not right now.
	You can fight him.
	You might lose, you might win, but that won't change Alex Stein to one iota.
	No, I want to fight.
	I'm not just saying that.
	Like, I like to fist fight.
	I like to scrap.
	I've lost fights.
	I've won a lot more.
	You can go to my YouTube channel.
	You'll see my boxing match.
	I know it's to do that.
	So I'm just saying, I'm not afraid to get in the ring.
	You know who I kind of want to challenge?
	I might do it here, and Ryan can set it up.
	I think I challenge Sam Hyde today to the celebrity boxing match.
	Wait, that's crazy.
	It's not going to be fun, dude.
	That's going to be a misery.
	Do you dislike?
	You don't dislike yourself.
	No, I love you.
	Do you dislike yourself?
	I like Sam Hyde.
	No, I mean, I know he's a beast, but maybe I can get in good shape and I'll kind of just, you know, move around.
	Yeah, your only hope is that he has no cardio and he gasses out in the second round.
	I know he's a monster, but I mean, I'm 6'3 and a half.
	What, is he 6'5 ⁇ ?
	No, he's not that tall, I don't think.
	How tall is he, Ryan?
	Are he 6'2?
	Like 6'4 ⁇ .
	He says he's 6'4, but I think he's 6'6.
	Well, he keeps on wanting to fight all these weird, like, boogie and all these really obese YouTubers.
	Were you trans back there?
	Did you transition?
	Alexandra Stein.
	Yeah, of course.
	You don't know Alexandra Stein?
	And so you fought on the television.
	Oh, no, you got to go on my YouTube, Alex Steinboxing.
	It's kind of, you got to go into just a...
	All right, let's not get sidetracked here.
	I want to show this Antifa thing because it's such a great way to deal with them.
	They assume that you're scared of them because they're disguised or they're hiding behind signs.
	But these people, especially, the stand is in the Upper West Side.
	It is Wimp Central.
	And to come from Texas to the Upper West Side, I mean, it's a mongoose coming to a garter snake convention.
	Okay, this is me.
	What is this mail?
	That's me knocking.
	We had the big gloves.
	That dude's out.
	Gab, totally knocked out.
	That looked like two fleas fighting over a turgid zip.
	Okay, watch this.
	Hold on.
	I knocked him out in like 30 seconds.
	We have this big glove.
	Yeah, 30 seconds when you speed it up.
	What is that?
	Bam, there's big gloves.
	That's pure muscle, pure adrenaline, pure ferociousness.
	What are those gloves?
	48?
	They're huge.
	That was in college.
	It was like one of those bits, you know, come box, get drunk, and it was put on by some alcohol company that's defunct now.
	Sure fireway to get knocked out.
	That's what I hate about Prowboys at Westfest every year.
	They always have a boxing ring.
	I'm like, and they're always concussed.
	They're always concussed.
	Who are you?
	Where?
	I'm like, I started this shit.
	You have a concussion, sir.
	You fucking, after not eating all day, doing nose beers and beer beers, you get in there and you get fucking nailed.
	You pass out.
	Whatever happened to the kid that started it?
	Because, you know, Anthony posted that picture of the proudest boy, the boy that...
	Oh, Ben Ratner.
	Yeah, what's he up to?
	Guess what?
	He was a major part of CNN Plus.
	He was all excited for his new foray into this vast new medium of CNN Plus.
	And then two days later, I'm sending my resume out and he went, he's a good kid.
	I don't dislike that guy.
	I was just frustrated by him because he personified this sort of lack of enthusiasm that generation has for pussy and life and danger and fighting and anything fun.
	Well, Gavin, you say that, dude.
	That's kind of what I remember as a little kid.
	I actually came to New York.
	I think the first time I was really younger, I didn't remember, but it was 2000.
	It was Labor Day weekend, like right before, a year before September 11th.
	But I used to come to New York all the time.
	My dad is just a city we'd go to a lot.
	The energy in New York used to be like Wall Street.
	Like, you know, it was like the American way.
	People after 9-11 got behind New York.
	Now it's just literally like just everybody's gay or trans.
	Yeah, and kind of defeated.
	Defeated.
	It was just in Orlando for our show there on the weekend.
	And there's food trucks and there's music and people are like, I don't know, it's hard to explain, like healthy and confident and fearless.
	In New York, they kind of have PTSD.
	Everybody's on Proza.
	They're not a housewife.
	They're like Ratzo Rizzo.
	They're just like, you want anything, man?
	Yeah, it's really a shame.
	You know, when I go around interviewing people and stuff like that, they are, you know, it's like...
	Oh, Ryan Long.
	Is Alex right about you guys getting in a big argument about abortion recently?
	I would really say like a big fight, but yeah, I did kind of disagree with some of the things said.
	What's your stance on abortion, Ryan?
	Oh.
	Oh, Ryan.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I thought you wanted the Asian kid back in here, but yeah.
	I think it's, I don't know.
	I mean, you know, some people want it.
	Yeah, look, it's, I want, whenever I talk to these pro-choicers, I'm like, let's focus on third trimester.
	Yeah.
	Where was Ryan in all that?
	No, that's what it's saying.
	Yeah, he did think there should be a limit to it.
	But Texas did the heartbeat bill.
	I think that makes sense.
	If it has a heartbeat, do not kill it.
	Duh.
	I mean, I think it's a good idea.
	That sounds pretty good.
	Yeah.
	And then once we, like, I like to isolate problems.
	You know, like with immigration, how many immigrants is too many?
	I know there's going to always be illegals, but it's at 30 million now.
	Could we maybe divide that by 10?
	Yeah, but put the decimal place over.
	No, you're 100% right.
	That we should try to figure out a way to, like, what is it?
	What is like a store has when they theft protection or whatever, theft or prevention.
	You know, you're going to have some theft.
	You know, you're going to have some illegals.
	But the problem with the border is all this sex trafficking.
	There's little girls from Guatemala that are being sold to these coyotes.
	And I'm telling you, I see it in Dallas.
	Like, they'll get off a bus and they walk around the Bachman Lake.
	That's where I walk my dogs every day.
	And they have like a new Walmart shirt.
	They all have a mask on because they think everybody has to wear a mask.
	You know, they're like freaked out.
	And there's like kids with just some random scraggler adult that looks like he's on meth, you know?
	Yeah, they always say you're separating them from their families.
	That's not their fucking dad.
	No way.
	That's their trafficker.
	And then they're reunited with their families.
	No, they're reunited with the guy who said he's the family.
	And now he's going to use that fucking 10-year-old for everything from sex to being a lookout to being a mule to storing the money.
	Like, that's their little worker bees, these children.
	You've heard of the rape trees.
	They have trees where they'll go and there's condoms, just, you know, discarded condoms.
	And like Drew Hernandez, Savannah Hernandez, that's funny, but they have the same name.
	They're not related.
	But they've been going to stuff at the border.
	They go to these rape trees.
	They see there's just condoms.
	Those aren't just like consensual adults just fucking in the desert.
	Actually, I don't want to sound like I'm condoning rape here, but the culture, it is so ingrained in the trip that the women don't even see it as rape.
	They'll take birth control the days before, and it's just sort of part of, it's like you get raped.
	It's almost like your initiation.
	So they're just like, well, got to go to the border.
	There's, of course, the rape part.
	That's my least favorite part.
	And then, like, they sign up for it in massive quotes in the sense that, like, imagine you could go to America if I chop your arm off.
	So they're like, all right, here we go, chop it off.
	Well, in that sense, people are like, you know, this is why I'm not that conservative.
	I do think prostitution should be legal.
	This isn't that, though.
	No, this isn't that.
	This isn't prostitution.
	But I'm saying on a different note, it's kind of that same thing.
	It's like you buy, you know, you always hear the same cliche.
	Well, you know, in order to get laid, you have to buy a girl dinner and this and that.
	I think there'd be less illegal sex trafficking if prostitution was legal.
	That's personally how I feel.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You keep ruining everything by saying something crazy.
	I do.
	I think the red light district in Amsterdam works.
	No, I agree.
	I want prostitution legal.
	But Amsterdam is one of the most dangerous places in the world.
	Don't.
	You know what?
	Washington.
	Oh, dude, speaking up, so I went to Pride and I was asking people questions.
	I got to edit it.
	I'm going to post it this week.
	I got a lot of funny stuff.
	But I was walking around Washington Square Park, and it was like I was in the Red Light District of Amsterdam.
	Coke, mushrooms, Molly.
	Yeah, yeah.
	From everybody.
	From everybody.
	I mean, a hundred different people asked me to buy cocaine.
	I was like, what?
	If you could have asked me this five years ago, I might have said yes.
	But I just can't believe it was that wide open.
	I mean, it was wide open.
	Let's jump to your comedy show.
	Does any of your comedy show visible?
	Did you record this?
	I haven't posted it yet.
	I will.
	They filmed it.
	I just hadn't posted it yet.
	Was it funny?
	Did you?
	Yeah, I mean, so this is what it was.
	It's like the children's health defense.
	So it's Robert Kennedy is like part of this charity that is like, they're really anti-vax.
	They don't like the...
	So there's a documentary.
	All these guys, they do the MMR vaccine and they talk about the rates of autism is skyrocketing because we're giving children vaccines shortly.
	So that's kind of the vibe of the place.
	So it was a lot of vaccination type material.
	So yeah, I crushed because that's like my zone.
	You know, if it was just a normal stand event, I probably wouldn't have done as well.
	How was the attendance?
	It was packed, sold out.
	I was the headliner, sold the bitch out.
	I couldn't believe it.
	130 tickets.
	I was shocked.
	But there was people outside who were not fans.
	No, and they tried to get in and they stopped.
	And there was about, yeah, 15 to 20 people at one point that did not like me.
	Well, let's see.
	And this is how you handle Antifa, folks.
	Oh, but before you play it, let me say this.
	So I was a little shook, though.
	I'm not going to lie.
	I wasn't nervous.
	I wasn't scared.
	But I was just shocked that I knew that the club had got emails and stuff.
	But I was just like, I can't believe these people came to protest me.
	I was actually really excited because I knew it was going to be great content.
	But I was just like, I just can't believe it felt very surreal, I guess, is what I'm saying.
	Well, that's because it's not organic.
	Like when I got pepper sprayed at NYU, which is on the wall right next to you, there was like 200 people there.
	200 people don't hate me in New York and want me to not talk.
	This was obviously set up by someone else.
	It was well organized by a few group who pay organize.
	Same with your thing.
	It's not like there were people that were like, I'm sick of this Alex Stein guy.
	Let's all get together.
	No, this is all organized by the DNC for political points.
	You're getting way too popular right now.
	I'm warning you, dude.
	I'm glad you don't have a wife and kids because they're going to come after you.
	They're going to come by your house.
	They're going to fucking try to intimidate you.
	They're going to make up lies.
	They're going to say that you're a proud boy.
	Right now, they are combing through your past, trying to find an N-word or a sexual assault.
	But this is the one thing where that got them, though.
	All that stuff did exist at one point, but I was on, about 10 years ago, I was on all these reality shows.
	Wait, all that stuff existed of you raping women and not rape, not rape, but the N-word existed.
	I'll just be honest about that.
	But listen, I don't care.
	I mean, somewhere in the world, I've said the N-word.
	I'll be honest.
	I mean, it's not.
	I haven't said the N-word for hours.
	It's not a word I particularly like, but I'm just saying.
	I've said it in my past.
	Everybody has.
	Let's just be honest.
	But this is the thing, Gavin.
	The reason why they're not going to find anything is because, so to go on these reality shows, I've had a forensic audit of my social media, and they found a bunch of stuff.
	They didn't find a bunch of N-words, but they had, dude, at one point, if you call yourself the nationalist, anything, I made like a joke about being a nationalist in tweets a long time ago, they found that.
	So they found everything.
	So I've already had my social media accounts searched within the last like six years.
	So and everything since then, I've been.
	What was the reality TV thing?
	No, it was kind of like that.
	I've been on a bunch of shows.
	I was on a show called The Glass House where you live in a house and you compete with everybody.
	And this is why I left Hollywood.
	They were like, Hollywood?
	I didn't know this about you.
	I lived in LA.
	After I graduated college, I went to LSU.
	I graduated in 2020.
	You tried to become a star.
	I am a star, but I always was a star.
	I was just trying to get discovered.
	Now, this is the thing.
	So I didn't have a job.
	I graduated from LSU.
	I got a general studies degree, like the easiest thing.
	I got a minor in communications, business, and sociology.
	So like I didn't, I didn't have a job.
	I didn't have any gigs.
	So I moved to LA.
	I packed my Tahoe up.
	I lived in this like $950 bed bug-infested place on Yucca Boulevard behind Hollywood Boulevard with like all these meth heads.
	And I didn't have a job.
	I went to Central Casting.
	But because I looked young, I looked 18 to look younger.
	I got booked on all these shows.
	Spider-Man, The Office.
	Like, dude, there's just a laundry list of shows as an extra.
	You're an extra in a million shows.
	In a million shows.
	In over 100 shows.
	And then from that, I got like production assistant jobs.
	And then I'd get, you know, a little, you know, whatever.
	So I kind of moved up.
	Then I met casting directors, obviously, because it's like, you know, I just, it's not, Hollywood's not that small because you're just around sets and stuff.
	So I got cast out of the show called The Glass House.
	Like after, you know, kind of being in Hollywood for two years.
	And this is like ABC.
	They're like, Alex, you're going to be the next bachelor.
	This is going to be a hit show.
	You're going to carry this show.
	But we want you to be the villain.
	I was like, of course, I'll be the villain.
	Like, I'm a troll.
	I'm a villain.
	You are the villain.
	Yeah, I know.
	Exactly.
	It is me.
	But I didn't know.
	I don't watch reality TV, Gavin, so I didn't know how to be a villain.
	So I was like bashing the girls.
	Like this girl would always take dumps and spray the scented.
	So it would always smell like orange-scented shit.
	And I'd be like, Eric, it always smells like orange-scented shit when you leave the bathroom.
	And like, there was a girl that was a stripper, and she was in Playboy.
	And I was like, you show your tits for a living.
	And then there was a cop.
	There was a cop in there.
	And I went after the cop.
	And America didn't like that.
	I went like after a cop.
	This is in like 2012.
	So I got kicked off that show.
	But let me tell you.
	Did any of it air?
	Oh, yeah, it aired.
	It aired.
	And then they kicked me off the show.
	The ratings died.
	And they tried to bring me back, but they couldn't let me play the game for rules.
	So it was like all a scam.
	So I just came back and kind of trolled them.
	The show ended up dying after one season, but it was the same creator as Big Brother.
	Why'd you attack the cop?
	You have a problem with cops?
	All cops are awesome.
	No, no, he was just a douche.
	He was a homo.
	But this is what I'm trying to say.
	So then I got a job working for the show Cheaters, Gavin.
	I can only say so much.
	I signed up in India.
	Yeah, and so we catch people cheating on their husbands and wives.
	And I would produce those.
	It's all fake, that show.
	Well, I'm not saying that.
	I can't agree or disagree with That I can neither confirm nor deny.
	Total bullshit show.
	It's so obvious, too.
	But, dude, so the host is a guy named Clark Gable, the actor, Clark Gable's grandson.
	He was like my best friend, the grandson.
	When I tell you this, Gavin, he had the highest drug tolerance of anybody that ever knew.
	He grew up in LA, and his dad was Clark Gable's actual son.
	So Clark Gable is like an alcoholic, drunk, the grandfather.
	So his dad, my buddy's dad, the middle one, right?
	He was like such a fuck up.
	He would give like Clark Coke and stuff when they were young.
	And his dad was famous.
	TMZ did an article on the Pacific Coast Highway.
	He was like so drunk, he got in like a 14-car accident because he hit all these parked cars.
	So his dad was just, my buddy, his dad was just, it was shitty dad.
	Did like drugs with his son.
	Like that's pretty, that's really bad.
	Like hardcore drugs, not like have a beer, you know, like do like Coke in front of your son.
	So my buddy Clark, when I tell you this, dude, I got to tell this story.
	It's actually kind of sad.
	Dude, he had the biggest, biggest tolerance, but he still was professional.
	Like when we would do the bus, he'd always show up to the set, semi-sober.
	He might be on like a pill or something, but he would always have like a six-pack of beer.
	He wouldn't come drunk, right?
	He would, as soon as we were done with the bus, and he would start drinking because he didn't want to slur his words.
	He had the highest tolerance of anybody I ever knew.
	Then I get a call.
	We're done filming season 17.
	What was your role?
	I was a producer, so I would like, you know, basically, you know, like really I was kind of like the chick and the fake dude.
	No, it's all real.
	It's the most real show ever.
	But basically, like I would do, it's a 100% real show because I signed an NDA.
	I can't say anything.
	But like a lot of times I would also be in charge of like, we would go into the nail salon and I would have to try to get the releases.
	I'd have to deal with the cops.
	There's a lot of stuff I had to actually do.
	It was actually a pretty challenging job.
	But he was my best friend.
	He was the host.
	After the season's done, he's kind of like, he's kind of like off the deep end, but he's not that bad.
	Like he looks, he just, he's this California kid.
	He looks like he has his shit together.
	Dude, I get a call from his wife.
	He overdosed and died.
	He bought oxycodone.
	He had a pill mill doctor in California that were like giving prescriptions.
	He ran out of that.
	So he bought some like street, but he didn't buy fentanyl.
	He bought like Vicodin or something.
	Had fentanyl on it.
	Went to bed, never woke up.
	Has a 19-month-old baby in the bed with his wife.
	And the reason why I say the tolerance stuff, I would have thought the guy would die in a blaze of glory.
	Like, you know, you know what I mean?
	You can't have tolerance to fentanyl.
	Exactly.
	Where was this that he died?
	In Dallas.
	It was in Dallas.
	You can pull it up, the TMZ, Clark Gable.
	It comes up how he died of a drug overdose.
	But he didn't die of a drug overdose like you think, like snorting lines and being out all night.
	He literally went to bed like.
	He died of China's invasion of America, their drug invasion of our country.
	So that's why I don't like it.
	Oh, then, but this is the story.
	This is the origin story of the villain.
	I know, so I'm almost wrapping up.
	Sorry for the folks at home.
	Then, a month after he dies, he say, Alex, you're going to be the next host of Cheaters.
	You're similar.
	You're like 31-year-old white guy.
	Clark was 30-year-old white guy.
	You know, I'm kind of similar.
	I know the show backwards and forwards.
	Then, April 2020, Gavin, we're going to film the show, and they pick a guy named Peter Guns from the song Deja Vu.
	He has like a popular song.
	52-year-old black dude, you know, from New York.
	He's like a DJ.
	Obviously, you know, because they wanted a different vibe for the show.
	And that's when I quit, and that's when I started doing my own podcast, and that's when I started going to the meetings.
	That's when I became, that's when I started creating content for myself.
	But I thought I was happy because I was working for a show and making money.
	But I'm so much happier now just doing my money.
	When's mom's death and all that?
	Because I see that as the reality.
	She died recently.
	She died recently.
	She died in October 2021.
	And now it's like eight months ago.
	But that is what radicalized me in the fact that it just showed me how short life is.
	You know, like one day.
	That's a good segue to this Antifa thing.
	Let's show it.
	Alex, talking to the people who don't want him to do his comedy set.
	Why don't you want someone to do a comedy set?
	Why do you give a shit?
	Make it big and make me small.
	You guys are awesome.
	I love you.
	I love you.
	I love you.
	Did you look right?
	They're going to get this.
	This is what I think about their signs.
	Oh, so scary.
	Oh, I'm so scared.
	This is what I think about their signs, guys.
	This is crap.
	This is what they're doing.
	Oh, I'm so scared.
	Prime Cat 99 is on the brand.
	These are waves.
	Look at this.
	Can you see this?
	Can you see this?
	Wait, stop, stop.
	Stop.
	Can you...
	That's huge.
	You pull it away.
	He's hiding his face.
	Why are you hiding your face?
	Were you paid to be there and you don't want to be doxxed or noticed?
	If someone is a bigot and they are killing trans, you want to proudly say, like, I don't want someone killing homosexuals.
	If someone wants homosexuals to die, I want to be up there and be like, fuck this guy.
	Yeah, I'm Gavin McInnes.
	Fuck you.
	I don't go like...
	What is this shit?
	Dude, it's because he's on six different antidepressants, probably.
	He has so much anxiety, suicidal idolization.
	He's so ashamed of himself.
	He cannot, like, just handle the fact that he might be in a viral video.
	It's an X-Men move.
	He's that scared.
	I mean, that's what everybody talks about.
	You nailed it.
	That's what everybody's like talking about how funny it is when he covered his face.
	And did you see how weakly I grabbed the sign?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I barely grabbed it.
	I barely, it was like I was playing with my cat at home.
	It was just nothing.
	I mean, no.
	I better come way more correct with Sam Hyde.
	I know that.
	Look at that.
	That guy was so weak, though.
	He was so fragile.
	New York Antifa is some of the weakest Antifa in the world.
	Alex Sign bullies queer folks is what that sign says.
	Thank you guys for coming to the show.
	Thank y'all so much.
	I really appreciate you supporting me.
	Get them hiding like this.
	Are you holding your GoPro thing?
	I'm holding my phone, but there's other people filming.
	I just thought this audio was the best of me yelling because I had my phone right now.
	Yeah, it is, but you can't grab and rip if you're...
	It was hard.
	Well, then I put my phone down after the first sign.
	I realized that after the first sign.
	They call me a fascist.
	They're the fascist.
	The definition of fascism is a queer.
	It's funny how your whole set was about the vaccine and it's queers.
	This guy hates queer children or some shit.
	Yeah, and you know what's funny?
	I couldn't even make any trans jokes because one of the members of the children health defense is trans.
	So like they were, you know, they were saying I'm trans.
	And the set, they're like, Alex, the one subject you cannot talk about is trans.
	That's bullshit.
	Fuck that.
	Well, I mean, it was a charity.
	What am I going to say?
	I mean.
	Where did y'all got to join fabrics and get designs?
	Look at this.
	This is how you know you're winning.
	I love this.
	You know, there's a story that Robin Williams did this support thing, and they told him that, like, you have to keep it clean.
	And he was planning on keeping it clean.
	But because she said that he was going there, he was like, oh, how about fucking dicks and pussies and assholes?
	All because he said to be clean, yeah, he was planning on doing it clean.
	It's like, Yeah, I fucking know, and for that reason and that reason alone.
	Oh, what a rebel!
	No, but we're canceled.
	Like, we're not canceled.
	You're not canceled.
	But we're pariahs.
	We're like the dark side.
	So the beauty of that is you can do whatever you want.
	It's a total release.
	Oh, I know.
	I'm uncancelable or whatever.
	I can't say that word either.
	But yeah, they can't cancel me.
	I can't say a lot of words.
	And again, I've highlighted.
	What about the abominable snowman?
	The other one is obfuscate.
	I can't hardly say.
	Obfuscate.
	But you got to say the ob in it, right?
	Obfuscate.
	Obfuscate.
	You sound like that's a good one.
	That's an easy one.
	It's not that easy.
	Try to say that word, guys.
	Try to say first cousin marriage.
	First cousin marriage.
	That's another conspiracy.
	They say that that's actually okay.
	I don't agree with that, but they say that.
	It's clearly not, judging by the side effects.
	Hey, we're missing all this gold.
	Okay.
	I hope you would trump on a trans girl's dick.
	Go back.
	You gotta go back.
	This is the best.
	She goes, I hope you choke on a trans girl's dick.
	Look at this.
	I love drag, guys.
	I'm ginger fluid.
	But for a little bit, I'm back on.
	But I'm just saying, I love you.
	You've got to give my bag down.
	I love you.
	I hope you choke on a dick.
	I love you, though.
	I hope you put trump on a trans girl's dick.
	Wow.
	Is that trendy Hebrew?
	Yeah.
	And he calls me a Goam and all this weird stuff.
	What's that got to do with anything?
	There's so much sort of intersectionality with all these things.
	Like, I looked up Twitter on the weekend and it said white supremacy.
	That was like the biggest trending thing.
	And then I look, okay, what's white supremacy about?
	I look it up and it's like, Proud Boys are objecting to Drag Queen Story Hour and chicks are mad about abortion.
	And you're like, where?
	How does white supremacy rear its ugly head in this?
	Don Lamon, you know, on CNN, says white supremacy is the world's biggest problem.
	He's married to a white guy.
	Go figure.
	Yeah, I mean, dude, the story time thing, didn't even do anything.
	They called him a pedophile.
	And Eric Swallow, all those politicians were like, oh my God, it was a hate crime.
	It was a hate crime.
	It was committed.
	Like, now it's calling somebody a pedophile who's probably a pedophile.
	It's a hate crime.
	The odds are that you're right.
	Okay, let's keep going.
	Sweet, but I want you to live a long, prosperous life.
	Yeah.
	And I hope you die.
	That's what they want me to do, Jeff.
	Shonda Plagoyam.
	Wow.
	I don't even know what that quite means, but I know this.
	I know that you're a good person.
	I'm not.
	Not to you.
	Not to you.
	You're within my personal space, and I'm the fucking girl.
	You're just like a kid.
	Trans.
	Mentally okay.
	Please move away from me.
	Mentally okay, Israeli?
	Very mental.
	He was like incredibly, mentally smart.
	He was probably one of the smartest guys I dealt with in New York City.
	Look at that house.
	There's a huge crowd.
	You got to get footage.
	The whole audience stayed out there.
	So they were kind of shook because now the whole audience was watching this.
	Well, that's what they do.
	They prey on the audience and they find the weakest ones.
	Like at my thing at Metropolitan Club, they were attacking the old ladies.
	Thank you so much.
	Arch Crash Antifa.
	Arch and Crash Antifa.
	Arch and Crash Antifa.
	Arch and Crash Antifa.
	I love you guys.
	You guys are awesome.
	I love you.
	I love you.
	I love you.
	I can just come out here and do whatever I want.
	Look at that.
	Alex Stein.
	Come on.
	Say hey.
	All right, guys.
	He's a guy that owns a club.
	He's a really nice Chris.
	That guy just came up to me.
	Really nice guy.
	He was cool with all of it.
	Surprisingly.
	Did you fly here for this comedy show?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, they put me up in the W, and he's really nice.
	That guy loves you.
	That guy's got balls, right?
	He's suing for the...
	Oh, no, no.
	This wasn't the owner of the stand that brought you up.
	It was the people doing this thing.
	Yeah, it was a charity.
	They rented the room.
	So that's why I got to go up there because Dave Chappelle does it.
	I mean, it's a top club.
	But yeah, so that guy, Chris, though, because I guess they got protested for some stuff with Ari Shafir a couple years ago or something.
	So he was pretty based.
	I don't know.
	Kobe Bryant?
	Was it Kobe Bryant?
	Yeah, that's maybe what it was.
	And he still let Ari go up.
	So he's like, he doesn't care.
	Yeah, well, he's kind of why I'm here.
	Ari Shafir, right?
	No, the owner of the stand.
	Yeah.
	Why?
	What was that Stand-Up New York?
	Your dick is kind of why I'm here.
	The Stand-Up New York guy I met too.
	I went up there the night before, Danny, I believe his name.
	He's actually a really nice guy.
	Where did I used to be?
	I believe you were banned from the stand.
	But no, no, no.
	Stand-up New York Labs was where he did the podcast.
	Oh, okay.
	That was a different one.
	That was the one I'm talking about.
	But Kevin, you got banned from the stand?
	Yeah.
	For Proud Boy bullshit?
	Nope.
	No, I pulled my dick out.
	Let me explain.
	Aaron Berg, I had a bet with Louis Gomez, and I said, comedy's easy.
	You just fucking don't get wasted.
	Oh, I've heard of this.
	Have a few ideas.
	And if you're funny, it's easy.
	If you're not, you can't do it.
	It's like Jimi Hendrix.
	He was good at guitar before he could play the guitar.
	And he said, I'll bet you $100 you'll fuck up.
	And so I went up there.
	I had no set.
	Aaron Berg came out.
	And Aaron Berg did this whole thing about shmegma and foreskins and how gross uncircumcised guys are.
	He's a big Jew, pro-circumcised guy.
	So I came out.
	I'm like, they're not that bad.
	Like, I know they're not the most gorgeous thing in the world when they're flaccid.
	And then I pull my dick out and it's just like hanging out like an elephant's trunk.
	It was relevant to the discussion.
	It wasn't like I was like, hey, ladies, who wants to suck this?
	Yeah, I still, though.
	Keep going.
	And it's one in the morning.
	Yeah, I know.
	And it's New York City.
	Like, when I moved here, Joe Coleman was eating mice live on stage and putting firecrackers all over his body.
	Yeah, you're trying to be edgy, but did they kick you off stage right then or there?
	Did they let you finish?
	No, I did the set.
	It went really well.
	Okay.
	I slayed.
	And you know, a penis from the stage is not, you can't hardly see it.
	You know what I mean?
	If you're like not in the first row, you're not going to really see it.
	I used to do comedy sets completely nude.
	What?
	What?
	Yeah, we had this thing.
	It was story time at the Brooklyn Brewery.
	And I thought it'd be funny if I just did a set completely naked once.
	So I walked out nude and I didn't get in shit.
	No one minded.
	It was funny.
	One thing I did notice, though, was all the guys were like, like they made sure They kept their eyes up high and did not look at the evil penis.
	Duh?
	I mean, what the heck?
	You can't be staring at a dog, and you're doing like a 20-minute set.
	No, that's no, you had to put on panties.
	Hey, you don't have footage of that, do you?
	I have footage of you talking about it the day afterwards, and you might show footage.
	I remember there being a picture or something, right?
	Oh, really?
	Let's check it out.
	And this is at the Brooklyn Brewery.
	Yep.
	And then they banned me when I said trans are mentally ill gays.
	And they said it's really unfortunate.
	Like, I've had waves of this banning way before.
	This was like I need your expertise how to handle it.
	Because I wasn't, like I said, I wasn't nervous, but I was just shook.
	I was like, wait, this is my reality?
	Like, now I'm going somewhere.
	And they really are protesting me.
	I just, I don't know.
	I did actually feel like when I'm saying, like, I feel like I haven't made it by any means, but I'm like, I'm like somebody if they have their time to go protest me.
	And you know, it's just somebody in a Facebook group or, you know, Twitter groups.
	It's not that big a deal, but it just made me feel.
	It's also a lot of people are, especially in New York, are getting paid to be there.
	Of course.
	I mean, those signs did look strangely similar.
	And they were making them right before.
	So they came out there to protest me.
	And then they went and then one of those guys, because there's a video of this, Danny Polishuk was there.
	He came on the show.
	And he was watching them make the signs.
	They didn't know who he was.
	And they were like literally with markers.
	That's why I call them arts and crafts.
	They were having arts and crafts outside on the street, outside of the stand.
	You know what's going to happen?
	You're going to get mainstream acceptance.
	Fox News is going to pick you up.
	You're too hot right now.
	And then they're going to tell you never to speak to me again.
	Well, they're going to be like, we like you and everything, but the Gavin shit, don't appear in his show and don't answer his calls.
	Yeah, but that's not going to happen.
	But I don't know.
	I don't think, I don't know.
	Maybe.
	I mean, this is the thing is everybody says, oh, you know, when you become big, you become a shill.
	But you kind of do.
	If people are paying your bills and you have opportunities.
	Well, it's what level of shilling?
	Like when Tucker had the Daily Caller, they wanted to, what's his name?
	And Coulter's buddy, oh, fuck, what's his name?
	He wanted to do a big expose on Fox News.
	And Tucker was like, they employ me.
	We can't have hit pieces on Fox News on my site.
	I wish we could, but then I don't have a job, and we don't live in a perfectly free speech situation here.
	And to defend Tucker Carlson, I'm not kidding, Gavin.
	I met you.
	I haven't met that many celebrities.
	You're really down to earth.
	But Tucker Carlson is even more down to earth than you, Gavin.
	I'm saying he's the most least, not even that you're pretentious at all.
	I was like, I just can't believe it.
	He drives an old truck.
	His shirt had a rip in it.
	Like, I think you dress nicer than Tucker Carlson.
	Seriously.
	I mean, I was just surprised.
	He was like just the most laid-back guy.
	You know how you try to act like you don't try hard?
	I guess most people do.
	He's like not trying.
	You know why?
	This is my theory with him.
	You get that with a lot of boarding school kids because they've been broing down with the pals.
	You get this with guys in bands who toured the world and they've been in the van for like 100 hours.
	And you just get good at riffing with bros.
	And he's just a hilarious bros, bro.
	And he totally gets dudes.
	He gets it.
	I think he gets chicks too.
	I mean, his wife's really nice.
	He's married.
	But he's just really just down to earth, not pretentious.
	A lot of times, you know, people want to have an ego.
	I thought he would have some big ego.
	I said, hey, Tucker.
	I thought he was not going to have me on because when the iPatch McCain thing came out, there's all these things saying I'm a proud boy and radicalized by Tucker Carlson, salon.com, CNN.
	Literally, that's what they were saying.
	Kevin, no bullshit.
	Tucker Carlson is the white supremacist, white power hour.
	He taught this guy.
	Alex Stein's on his show.
	Tucker, Tucker, Tucker.
	In every article, they mention Tucker.
	Why are you white supremacy?
	You've never mentioned race once.
	No, I'm not.
	I love.
	I know, but I know what you really believe.
	But I'm saying as far as getting this reputation, your things are the vax, drag queen story hour.
	Those are your biggies.
	Like recently.
	I mean, I'm good at it, if you will.
	It's not like you're sitting there going, we need a nation for white people.
	I've never heard you mention race.
	No, I love black people.
	I was literally right.
	My dad's a bail bonds and Gavin.
	So the criminals that he would get out of jail were the people that would babysit me.
	So I was raised by black people.
	So that's why I'm the way I am.
	So I love all creeds and colors and mixes and whatever.
	Yeah, I love Lil Boozy.
	He's from Baton Rouge.
	That guy right there, Lil Boozy, he got arrested in Baton Rouge.
	I was in college.
	So yeah, I love Lil Boozy.
	But no, I mean.
	It's their allegation.
	Everybody's white supremacist.
	So I go to Tucker.
	I'm like, the first thing I said to him, I'm like, Tucker, this video went viral and I'm coming on your show two days later.
	I thought maybe you were going to cancel because everybody said that you radicalized me.
	And he started laughing.
	He's like, no, shit, I hope I did radicalize you.
	I was like, oh, man, Tucker's the man.
	There's new footage of him talking about.
	You saw that from the other day?
	No?
	Yeah, look, here it is.
	Talking about getting.
	I hate you.
	I hate you.
	That's not...
	No, that's what he really said.
	He did say that about it.
	So Alex is lying.
	What he really said.
	He said, fuck you, Alex.
	That wasn't cool, but I...
	That sucks, though.
	Tucker's the man.
	I'm his son.
	I'm his biological son.
	Well, apparently.
	So he came up with iPatch McCain.
	Yeah, that's his bit.
	That's a good one.
	This is good.
	I don't know if you're interested still, but here's.
	Do you remember showing footage of yourself at the stand there?
	So this is recently.
	If you're with Tim, this isn't that long ago.
	No, this is like 2016.
	Is either crazy 2016 six years ago?
	I mean, this feels like yesterday.
	Apparently, it's got no audio.
	Some of the vials they've been sending us from Compound has been a little networking.
	Networking?
	Net good.
	I have to talk about black women's hair.
	I'm not going to do it now because I want to keep you, but we're going to lose you soon.
	Yeah.
	You've got to get back.
	I think we've got like maybe five more minutes.
	Yeah, we're good.
	So what are your plans for the future, Alex?
	What do you want to do to America?
	What's your goal?
	You know, you're an inspiration.
	I mean that.
	I guess in this day and age of like content creators, I hate it.
	It's cringy to say that, right?
	Like content creator, but that's what I am.
	But I do want to be a broadcaster.
	I mean, that's the end goal is to sit in front of the mic.
	And I have a show, but I want to be a legit broadcaster.
	Yeah, I keep begging you to give me a show at Censored.
	I know, I will.
	I will.
	But the thing is, it's like, dude, so many people are asking me to do a show right now.
	And I don't even want to bring up, you know, the Blaze.
	They want to do a show with me.
	And obviously, you hate the Blaze because they screwed you over.
	What happened?
	When they merged with CRT, they just said, fuck Gavin McInnes.
	That's what they said?
	Well, they won't say anything on record.
	But I think what happened was everyone was really mad at me.
	I think this was right after the NYU shit.
	And they knew about the merge.
	So Antifa and the radical left bombarded everyone at Blaze.
	Yeah.
	Because Blaze didn't really know CRTV that well, I guess.
	Bombarded everyone there at Blaze and CR-TV with footage of me saying bad words or articles I've written.
	And eventually some dumb bitch was like, oh, that's dangerous.
	I'm going to sue them if they keep Gavin on.
	And they were so traumatized by their lawsuit with, what's his name?
	The British guy.
	Not Mark Levin, but the guy who's on Tucker all the time.
	Oh, who is it?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	But I'll tell you this much.
	So they were so traumatized from that, they were like, any threat of litigation, let's get rid of him.
	So they threw me to the wall.
	Get him out of here.
	But I'm telling you, everybody at the Blaze, not that you care, speaks well and nice about you.
	I mean, I mean, I'm not.
	Yeah, the worst thing I could say about them is they didn't fight hard enough to keep me when.
	Which is cowardice a little.
	Yeah, and then that woman, who I think was an affirmative action hire, ended up getting fired later because she was.
	All the executives there, I've talked about you, and they love you.
	I mean, literally, like, your name has come up.
	Because I want to do a show.
	I'm like, I kind of want to be like Gavin's show.
	I want to be like this, you know.
	So that's on the horizon in August.
	I think we're going to announce it in July.
	And then August, I'll be doing a show for them.
	Great, thanks.
	You already know.
	No, but I could do more than one show.
	You cannot.
	They're not going to give you two shows, dummy.
	You don't think?
	Well, I mean, the plan is to do like two days a week, so I can still do my own show.
	I can still create content on the side.
	Yeah.
	Maybe we could do things where we just talk about tits.
	Alex and Gav's tit hour.
	Have the tit hour.
	But, you know, I'm really more of an ass man anyway, so that would be a good one.
	Which is why it would be such a great show because we'd be like, what are these things?
	Why does everyone care so much?
	Where's the asses?
	Okay, that's the other thing, Gavin.
	Were you breastfed or formula, baby?
	Today?
	No, when you were a baby.
	Oh, breastfed.
	See, that's why you're a man, a good, strong man.
	I am gay.
	I guess I got enough tits.
	Well, that's the other thing is that Dan Crenshaw said the moms complaining about the baby formula shortage are puppets for Putin.
	That's why Tucker called him IPatch McCain.
	So what did he do?
	He wants a vaccine database.
	He okayed red flags, right?
	Yeah, he's all about red flag laws.
	He wants a vaccine database.
	He loves to give money to the Ukraine.
	Loves a military industrial complex.
	He's just not a good guy.
	Oh, did you see Jesse LP?
	JLP got exposed?
	Did you see that?
	No, I didn't.
	So we've been talking about this ever since it happened.
	I'm not that excited about it.
	It doesn't seem that interesting.
	If you're molesting kids or underage girls, let's bring down the hammer.
	But like, he took my penis out and I got hard.
	How old are you?
	35?
	Oh.
	I like Jesse.
	I've been on his show.
	I like Jesse.
	But that was kind of a weird idea too.
	But they're liars.
	They're children of the lie.
	Alex.
	Don't believe them.
	But come over here real quick.
	Just kidding.
	It's a joke.
	You look like Forrest.
	You sound like Forrest Cump and you look like a raisin.
	Life is like a box of me.
	My favorite thing about that documentary is how the guys would be like, yeah, Jesse would come in and rub my stomach.
	You know, he kind of rub my stomach, then he would go to my penis.
	And I just can't imagine letting Jesse leave me in the pen.
	Exactly.
	That's what I'm screaming.
	No, I hear that.
	I don't go, you poor thing.
	Like, try it right now, both of you.
	As soon as you touch him, my belly and get my penis to go.
	They all had the same lie, too.
	They would be like, oh, he's not hungry my leg.
	And I was like, whoa, this is weird.
	We mean no, this is weird.
	Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
	Dude, if Ryan.
	If Ryan touched my back, I would punch him.
	Like, if he slaps me on the back, nicely.
	I'd be like, dude, get the fuck off me.
	I mean, seriously.
	I mean, I've lived in the city since 1988.
	I don't think I can punch your back.
	Everywhere.
	There's been homos hitting on me.
	Not this much these days, but like you live in Montreal, you live in New York City.
	There's homos.
	They're like, hi, gorgeous.
	You don't be like, oh, great.
	Here we go.
	You go like, fuck off.
	No thanks.
	Yeah, it's very weird that you would even get entrapped.
	And I don't like the whole like this Achilles heel on the right of if the guy's gay.
	Like they push it all over Nick Fuentes.
	He's gay, he's gay, he might be gay.
	And he makes that with, and you're like, I don't believe that's true.
	But even if it was, I don't fucking care.
	Yeah, I don't care.
	That's the other thing.
	I don't care if you're gay.
	I don't care who you have sex with.
	That's my problem, though, when it comes to this pride stuff and all this stuff.
	You can have all the gay pride you want, but we're literally celebrating who you fuck, like what you do in the bedroom.
	I mean, I like to do weird stuff heterosexually.
	We don't need to celebrate that.
	Like, it's just.
	Exactly.
	We say that all the time.
	We're like, what if there's a heterosexual couple and they only did anal for whatever reason?
	Yeah, so it's anal pride mom.
	And then they told us about it all the time.
	And we'd be like, we're not really into how you fuck.
	Please stop.
	And they have a parade.
	We only do anal.
	We only do anal.
	I kind of like that analogy.
	I mean, I think it's similar to that.
	Fucking quiz.
	That's the greatest show of all time, Sopranos.
	And that's the other thing we got to talk about.
	We can kind of close on this.
	What's the deal with art, Gavin?
	If you look at the top movies from the 90s, I say this all the time.
	It's like Shaw Shankar Damshin, American Pi, like movies that last a test of time.
	The top movie of this year is like Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
	It's shocking, isn't it?
	They've ruined film.
	They ruined comedy.
	They've ruined TV.
	They ruined fucking commercials.
	And now they ruined America's most important export, which is movies.
	They fucking suck.
	They're not a joke.
	And they cram in all these heroes until it's just not pleasant anymore.
	And the thing I don't get is, we're opening a Pandora's box of a topic before you go, but the thing I don't get about it is it's not good for the market.
	Like that Top Gun Maverick thing.
	Dominated.
	It dominated.
	It made a zillion billion dollars.
	When they had the lesbian kiss on Buzz Lightyear, it was a flop.
	So who are these investors that like to get abused?
	Who are these masochists?
	Yeah, but it's these executives that have the pansexual kids that are greenlighting these ideas.
	It's like, it's just a few people at the top.
	But surely the bottom line has to hit you.
	I mean, if we had no subscribers, eventually I'd go, we got to pack it in at some point.
	Like vanity projects can only last so long.
	I mean, I think you have a good point.
	That's why Tom Cruise hit it out of the park.
	And Tom Cruise was really against vaccines and all that stuff.
	Like that Scientology shit is insane.
	Xenu, absolutely insane.
	But some of that stuff, like some of it is good.
	Some of it, that shit about big pharma and over-medicating our kids, we've replaced loony bins and therapy with pharmaceuticals, and we can't trust pharmaceuticals anymore.
	Gavin, when you have depression, one of the biggest side effects of any antidepressant is suicidal idolization.
	So why do you give a person that's already depressed a pill that would make them more suicidal?
	It's just insane.
	It makes money.
	What's that?
	Say that again?
	What?
	You heard me about the antidepressant.
	You're kidding.
	Okay, this is the other thing is, Gavin, what about the new one?
	You've heard of this.
	SADS.
	Sudden adult death syndrome.
	Yeah.
	What the?
	You've never heard that.
	Your whole entire life, Gavin.
	Every year you've been on earth, you've never heard that disease.
	No, SID.
	Yeah, sudden infant death syndrome.
	And that's what they say is causation doesn't mean correlation doesn't mean causation is the exact word from big pharma from that one.
	But don't even get me into SIDS because that's what this charity event.
	They're all about SIDS, like vaccine-injured kids.
	But in our day and age, in 2022, they're creating new words like sudden adult death syndrome.
	Soccer players are dying all over the world.
	And they're just people like, oh, there's no elephant in the room.
	There's no elephant in the room.
	There's no biomedical new device That everybody had to take required by law.
	I mean, they don't even want to talk about that.
	And this is where I really get mad.
	Like, when we talk about vaccine, say what you will.
	Some people, I've had the vaccine, they're totally fine.
	But I know people where shellfish is not safe and effective for everyone.
	Almonds are not safe and effective for everyone.
	Peanuts, people with peanut allergies, they're not safe and effective for everyone.
	But the media will tell you this vaccine with no long-term testing is safe and effective for 7 billion people.
	And they don't have any nuance.
	And that's what just kills me.
	What a great way to wrap it up.
	Always a pleasure to have Alex Stein on the show.
	Of course, because of our new Big Pharma advertisers, we'll be cutting that out.
	Thank you, Pfizer.
	We want to say thank you to Pfizer for promoting the show.
	Thank you to Johnson and Johnson.
	Moderna, Moderna.
	Moderna, our newest sponsor.
	We will be getting the VAX again.
	die.
	I'm going to talk about some.
	So we're going to say formally say goodbye now.
	We're not ending the show, though.
	I got to talk about black women's hair as you leave.
	So let's cut to a green screen and shake Alex's hand and say goodbye at the same time.
	No green sneakers pop puss.
	Oh, I was going to give Metro music.
	No, it's but that that makes people think the show's over.
	We got more show.
	We got more show.
	Oh, all right, let's hit a green screen.
	Come on, everybody.
	All right, dudes, this is going to piss off a lot of baby monsters because we already thoroughly covered this with Anthony Kumia on Compound Censored last week.
	But I'm sorry.
	I needed this to be a standalone thing, and I worked really hard researching every single person in this video.
	So fuck you if you're annoyed that I'm overcovering this thing.
	But I'm sorry, but black women thinking that their hair is some sort of revolution and it's an example of racism when people can't copy their crazy hairdos is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
	And the fact that we are here means that racism is over.
	If not being able to figure out your intricate hairdos means you're oppressed, then you're not oppressed.
	No one can figure out my intricate hairdo and it's just a bunch of Razak cream, perm cream slicked back.
	All right.
	I'm getting weird feedback, Ryan.
	I guess the speaker's talking to me.
	And I think I know why.
	So you're about to see The Myths and the Legends from a new show that Joy Reed, I guess, put together called Culture Is.
	I think this is a special edition, Culture is Black Women, or maybe it's called Culture is Black Women, or maybe they have no idea what the fuck it is.
	And what I love about this setup is you're seeing two types of black women, white black women and black black women.
	And they don't have anything in common except their curly hair.
	And it's funny seeing a genuine ghetto woman like Tarana Burke up against an African aristocrat like Joy Reed.
	And you're like, Joy can black up her accent.
	She can black scent it up.
	But they don't get along.
	They're awkward around each other.
	The same way white liberals are around real ghetto blacks.
	And it's one of my favorite things to see.
	So what you're really watching right now is a bunch of rich, Midwestern white people trying to be down with the hood and failing miserably.
	And by the way, the same is happening vice versa.
	Like the hood rats, like Tirana, they don't really understand these people and this fancy dinner is fucking freaking them out.
	So yeah.
	Get ready for some overlap.
	You have beautiful hair.
	Yay!
	Yay, hair.
	Hair.
	You know, stop.
	You know why they're cheersing?
	Because that is the only thing in common.
	And they're like, finally, let's get something going.
	It's sort of like when a family doesn't get along well on vacation, they play a simple card game like war and it kind of brings the family together.
	They need a sort of milky medium where everyone can convalesce.
	No idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
	Okay, go.
	How do we get our hair and makeup together?
	Back in the news business, your beautiful hair would not have been allowed even five years ago.
	I went renegade and she just started wearing everything.
	So her beautiful hair, the one who has the pine cones on her head is Ryan Michelle Bath, right?
	Now, she grew up in Stanford, Connecticut, which is the whitest place on earth.
	It is so white that rich white people, when they're there, they're like, ooh, la di dot.
	No, what are you doing?
	That's Nicole Hannah Jones, you fucking retard.
	Yeah, Ryan Michelle Bath.
	How could you, you're like two paragraphs away.
	So Ryan Michelle Bath, Pinecone Head, that's her.
	She's an interesting case.
	Like Stamford is the sort of Stepford-Wise kind of area.
	Her mother is black, and her dad was not around, but her mother's not really black.
	Her mother was a super successful jazz singer.
	So she's never been for want of anything.
	She's never done the laundry.
	She's probably never made toast.
	And she has spent a bunch of money getting pinecone hair, but she has nothing in common with these women whatsoever.
	All right, keep going.
	Kind of braid style.
	Okay, so just to be clear, what they're talking about here is five years ago, that pile of pine cones wouldn't be allowed on TV, right?
	And as we discussed before, yeah, there has to be some parameters with hairdos.
	It's weird if you're the weatherman and your hair is going down to the ground.
	It's weird if you're a newscaster and you have a blue mohawk or cone spikes.
	It's weird.
	You can't join the Yankees if you look like a caveman.
	That's one of the rules.
	They have some parameters.
	Now, the problem with black hair is the sky's the limit.
	You can have gigantic HR dreads.
	I mean, not human resources, but the singer of the bad brains.
	Have you seen those hair competitions where they come up with pianos and helicopters and all kinds of things with wings and sometimes the hats of fedora?
	Like, come on.
	Say you're the commissioner of some important investigation, like there was a mass shooting at a school and you're coming in and your hair's a fedora.
	No.
	So you have to put a limit on it at some point, right?
	I accept limits.
	When I was on Fox News, I couldn't have cone spikes.
	But the problem with black hair is it's infinite.
	It's never the normal.
	No one has a problem with normal black hair.
	The good times, normal Afro.
	No one has beef with that.
	But when you turn your possibilities into endless wigs, then we go, okay, where do we draw the line?
	So the premise that she has, the crown law, by the way, which is the law where you can have whatever hair you want.
	Yeah, that's perfect.
	So the premise is, yo, we don't like black.
	Wait, what am I doing in black voice?
	Yeah, we don't like black people.
	So you can't have your normal hair at work.
	No, that's not what it was.
	It was, your hair is too fucking insane.
	Can we have some boundaries here?
	Especially like in the military or something.
	So they said, no, no rules for us.
	And that's how they came up with this rule.
	So now Pinecone Head is available on Network News.
	And the argument is that some sort of like revolution liberation end of Jim Crow.
	It's going to be the new Juneteenth.
	That's the part I find funny.
	That she spent $3,000 putting pinecones in her head.
	And it's a revolution.
	When that Crown Act passed in New York, I'm going to wear all the different kinds of gray.
	I'm going to put them up.
	I'm going to put them down.
	I'm going to have a lot of things on it.
	You wait.
	Wait, go back, go back.
	We got to see what you're doing.
	Go back, go back, go back.
	I'm in a bunch of moms.
	What the fuck is that?
	So now the Crown Law is passed and this, she looks like Medusa took a shit on her own head.
	What's the next one?
	Like, it's just sculptures.
	It's just yarn designs.
	It's a macrame owl with a tumor.
	Like, so I'm sorry that we restricted you in the past, but now you can just wear different fucking macrame tumors to work?
	Okay.
	Congratulations.
	You're free.
	That one's kind of normal.
	Was that not allowed before?
	Come on.
	That was not allowed?
	Where was that not allowed?
	You could be a judge.
	You could be investigating a school shooting with that.
	No one has a problem with that.
	What the fuck are they talking about?
	Notice her Asian slaves are fully masked.
	That's good.
	That was a good one.
	By the way, when you see black women with long hair, if it's longer than like here, it's fake.
	And the fake is it's usually from India and they dye it and then they spend $3,000 stitching it in.
	So Beyonce is sitting there doing commercials for blondes and how blondes have more fun and you should use this blonde shampoo.
	That's not your hair and you can't get it wet.
	What did they write?
	I'm like, robe.
	What they do.
	Oh, I love that.
	See, there it was.
	Joy Reid's an African aristocrat.
	Her parents sent her to Harvard.
	She wasn't smart enough to go to Harvard, so what do you do?
	You take film.
	You just watch movies and you get a degree from Harvard.
	Her parents were big-time academics from like Guyana and the Congo or some shit.
	So she is an aristocrat.
	Her dad has a monocle and spats.
	Like she drives in a limousine.
	This woman has never been for want of anything.
	Toronto Burke, by the way, just notice how she talks to Tarana Burke.
	She's like, yeah, damn, girl, I was like, well, lots of wigs this year.
	That's a fake accent.
	If a white person were to talk like that, he'd be a wigger.
	What's the difference?
	Wait, it went right.
	I went wrong.
	They joy had a whole situation for her.
	And this is how it always works, right?
	People text like, yo, you're not going to be able to do it.
	So Tarana Burke, single mom from the Bronx, that's how she grew up.
	Her whole thing is a fucking complete scam.
	We've been through this before.
	Can you make me a little less sunburned?
	She was not raped.
	She was playing with other seven-year-olds, and they ripped her shirt off while they were wrestling.
	And she went to her mother and went, look, I got my weird little seven-year-old fake tits.
	Not fake tits, but you know what I mean?
	She's probably chubby, so she looked like she was voluptuous.
	And she goes, I'm naked here because those boys did that.
	And the mother said, well, why are you playing with boys anyway?
	You should be with girls.
	Of course, they're going to be rough housing.
	That she turned into rape was normalized when I was a kid.
	And then she turned it into Me Too.
	And then there's a whole other funny trajectory where this woman, who is a 1.8, would be sitting with Alyssa Milano, who even now that she's old is still like a 7.4.
	And she'd be like, they are sexualizing us too much.
	We are not just sex objects.
	Right, Alyssa?
	And Alyssa was like, I'm not a sex object, but I don't think it's an issue with you.
	There they are on the cover of Time.
	Stop molesting.
	I mean, she's right out of the Star Wars bar.
	I feel like she's handing some weird coins to Han Solo for some sort of a ship.
	Doesn't she look like that?
	She's brokering a deal with the Zargons.
	Stop raping us.
	We're not just easy on the eyes, you know?
	Yes, we're incredibly sexy.
	Yes, we were TV stars.
	Yes, we have mile-high cheekbones and perfect features.
	But there's more to us than that.
	Stop grabbing our buns.
	The only person that's going to grab fucking Tarana Burke's bun is Jabba the Hut because he thought it was food.
	Okay, sorry.
	Keep going.
	At a whole situation here.
	And this is how it always works, right?
	People text me like, yo, did you see Joy Hansen?
	So that woman they just showed is Robin Thee.
	She's also a white black.
	So the white blacks here are Nicole Hannah Jones, who we'll get to, Ryan Michelle Bath, Joy Reed, and then this woman, Robin Thee, the one you just saw.
	She's from Davenport, Iowa.
	Couldn't be more white.
	Her mom is a Democratic rep for the Iowa House.
	Mom is black.
	Dad is white.
	By the way, he's the only white dad here, and he's the only dad who's stuck around.
	She's named after Robin Williams.
	Her career is insane.
	Like when she was young, she said, because her name's Robin, her parents love comedy.
	She goes, I want to be a comedy writer.
	Boom.
	Top of the pops.
	She's never not been an incredibly successful TV writer, like head writer at Colbert, head writer there, head writer everywhere.
	She started at the top.
	They talk about white privilege and how, you know, the old boys club where you're just hired because you're, you know, you went to Harvard and your dad went to Harvard and you just get a job at some hedge fund.
	She's that, but comedy writing.
	Never struggled.
	Top of the line from day one.
	So she has nothing.
	She's from fucking Davenport, Iowa.
	Could she have less in common with these people?
	Her hair is not even that kinky.
	That's literally.
	Did you see Joyce Hansen?
	Like, I have 100% more in common with Robin Seed than she does with these people.
	Literally, can I just, I just, I worked on a show and that person shall remain nameless, but they are very famous.
	And he had it in his contract that if you were a black woman, he was not responsible for your hair.
	And this was, this was a matter of time.
	now we discussed that with Kumia before.
	Very famous.
	I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.
	Is it a director saying, I'm not going to hire a hair person?
	Or is it an actor?
	No actor would say, I'm not responsible for my co-star's hair.
	No one expects that.
	With the director, the hair and makeup handles hair and makeup.
	So I guess it's a very famous hair and makeup guy who said, I'm not responsible for their hair.
	And then in that sense, okay, well, as we've just seen, it's a lot to be responsible for.
	It's infinity.
	This is not good times.
	This is not an Afro pic and some sheen.
	You need to have a degree in macrame sculpture.
	So if this is about a hair and makeup guy, I get it.
	But you'll notice the other women at the table were just as confused.
	This is a common thing with this.
	They'll say something really bizarre.
	Like, I was at a point, and my sisters can understand this.
	I was at a point where I was at a hotel and there was another black woman's curly hair there, and then I put mine on top of it.
	And they all sort of go, yeah, yeah, that's a good example of our oppression.
	So we don't know who this person is and what their role was, what they should have been doing.
	But at any rate, it's outrageous that he said he's not responsible for.
	Like, imagine being mad that someone's not responsible for your hair.
	I know of a person, a very famous person.
	I worked with him in the past.
	I won't say his name, but he said he's not responsible for my tattoos, for Gavin McInnes' tattoos.
	Can you believe that shit?
	Equally.
	Can I just, I just, I worked on a show and that person shall remain nameless, but they were very famous.
	And he had it in his contract that if you were a black woman, he was not responsible for your hair.
	And this was a very famous.
	What's his job?
	How about that?
	This is like the most confusing dinner ever.
	But for all of you, I mean, in every single one of our businesses, we've had to deal with our hair being fried, falling out of our microphone.
	We've had to deal with our hair being fried, falling out.
	You have a hairdo that God made, right?
	And it's a fro.
	You've said no to that, and you want to do it your own way.
	And it's usually a very elaborate way.
	And you're angry that other people haven't caught up to this.
	It's exactly the same as punk rockers.
	This could all be punk rockers saying we have had people not know how to do our mohawks.
	We've had people not know how to dye our hair, a leopard skin pattern.
	We've had people not even know what a tryhawk is because we're oppressed.
	No, you chose to make your hair different than what it is, and you're mad that not everyone has figured it all out.
	And by the way, frying hair, like that's a pretty big deal.
	There's going to be side effects.
	You're going to have frazzled hair.
	Sorry.
	Didn't know how to do us.
	Couldn't sit in the thing.
	We couldn't have a black hair and makeup team.
	Foundations, two shades, very cashy.
	Wait, wait.
	Like, now I need to have an entire tray of brown foundation here.
	Like, I must need to bring a fucking hockey bag of makeup to do these shows because I have to have this exact brown, this exact beige.
	Like, sorry.
	Right.
	When you're not a celebrity in this way, this is a new thing being thrust into the spotlight.
	So when you're like, when you're not a celebrity in this way, this is a new thing being thrust into the spotlight.
	And everyone goes, yeah, what are you talking about?
	You mean, you guys have been doing this for a long time.
	I'm relatively new to this.
	That's English.
	Shall I translate?
	Do I speak Burke?
	I'm fucking R2D to you at the Cantina telling everyone else what the monsters are saying.
	A social justice person.
	Sure.
	And they don't care how they make us look at all.
	I have been in places where they've just handed me powder.
	And probably the wrong color powder.
	Oh, absolutely.
	No, no, no.
	The powder is colorless.
	It's to stop you from sweating.
	But can you imagine how uncomfortable you'd be if your job was to make Tarana Burke look gorgeous?
	That's like making Ryan Ketsu Rivera look tall.
	There's a lot of pressure on you, and you're going to be in shit no matter what.
	In fact, we're about to see the people get in shit.
	So she's about to show the picture of her on the cover of Time, and everyone doesn't know what to do because they don't know whether to go, oh my God, they fucked up.
	We're not even sure if she's happy with this cover or not.
	But her thing is they, like, can you believe how unself-aware she is?
	Her argument here is that no one knows how to make her look beautiful.
	Okay, take it up with the big guy.
	Neither does he, by the way.
	I think your beef is with my eyeballs.
	I'm mad at them, too.
	How dare they?
	I'm like, am I a clown?
	And now you have to be a professional makeup artist, professional hair.
	You already know that.
	Meanwhile, like, Robin Theede does not need a professional anything.
	She is, for all intents and purposes, white.
	She's never had any problems in her life.
	Her biggest problem was that her boyfriend cheated on her in high school.
	That's it.
	This woman comes from hell and has managed to parlay it into a Me Too movement, which, of course, fell apart just like BLM.
	I go on TV and I'm like, I look a damn mess.
	Like, what have I been traumatized?
	I go to the kitchen and I'm like, I look a damn.
	I walk down the street.
	I go to the mirror and I'm like, I look like a damn mess.
	By the way, I hope the reason I'm doing this is because we didn't get to her last time and she's actually interesting and actually has a good story and she doesn't get any attention here.
	It's the blabber mouths who hog the whole thing.
	And I'm supposed to have hair and the hair is like that and they done.
	I'm like, what?
	Well, look at her hair.
	She's from The Simpsons.
	She's fucking sideshow Bob.
	She literally, literally looks like a clown.
	She looks like a beautiful clown at a clown wedding who's maybe the what do you call that interstitial thing?
	The mediator?
	Officiator.
	Is that it?
	Yeah.
	Anyway, we all know who this is, right?
	Nicole Hannah Jones.
	So she's from the 1619 project.
	And she works at the New York Times.
	She managed to parlay a complete bullshit critical race theory take on American history, publish it in the New York Times, and then get schools to pick it up,
	even though it was horseshit.
	The whole thing should have fallen apart because she claimed that the American Revolution was that America was mad the Brits wanted to end slavery.
	She got the wrong fucking war.
	I realize there's a lot of overlap from us previously discussing this, but it's important to get it all in a solitary package.
	Yeah, she thought we kicked out the British because they wanted to end slavery.
	No, we had a whole war for that.
	It was much later, my dear.
	Sorry.
	So her whole thing is 1619, everything that is in American culture stems from slavery and oppression.
	In other words, keep bitching about racism and never get over it or I'm out of a job.
	And it works.
	And that typo didn't end her career, even though the whole backbone of the 1619 project is based on a fucking typo where she basically got the date wrong.
	And she still defends it.
	She goes, no, it kind of was about slavery.
	No, it wasn't.
	Not one iota.
	And the hair is like that, and they done.
	I'm like, what am I supposed to do with that?
	I don't know.
	From four years ago, I'm going to tell you this.
	The first, the time cover, I've never told a story.
	Okay, here comes a great story.
	Now, how long are we in to this?
	Two minutes out of seven minutes and a half.
	Okay, so we're not that far from the halfway point.
	We're about 40% in.
	There has been nothing of substance said this entire time.
	And by the way, they've gone through this and edited it.
	You're seeing the sizzle reel of this conversation.
	And I have not understood one gripe.
	None of them have had any kind of logic behind them.
	So here we are with a story.
	It's going to breeze through the halfway point.
	I assume it's longer than a minute.
	And you'll be stunned at the lack of consequence here, the lack of content, the lack of substance.
	Called me three days before and said, can you come in to do a photo?
	Wait, did you hear that?
	They only told me about the photo shoot three days before.
	And the reaction she was hoping for is, oh my God, you have got to be kidding me, girl.
	Meanwhile, they're all going, that's a lot of, I think I could grow a head of hair in that amount of time.
	That's plenty of time to get your hair did.
	That's what, 24, 36, 72 hours you got.
	That's a long time.
	You could sleep for some of it.
	Sleep in the chair.
	How long does it take you to get ready?
	And by the way, you can't polish a turd.
	There's nothing, you don't need to get ready.
	There's not like a bad hair day for Tarana Burke.
	Me three days before and said, can you come in to do a photo shoot?
	They did not tell me it was the cover.
	They said, bring a yellow shirt and a blue shirt out of my closet.
	Wow.
	No wardrobe, no nothing.
	So I grabbed the yellow shirt.
	By the way, again, people are so scared of being called racist and getting sued and getting blown up and getting fired that they tread lightly around anything remotely black, much to a black person's chagrin.
	You should be brave enough to say, Toronto, what sizes are you?
	What is your enormous fat ass weigh?
	So you could go get her clothes.
	But the stylist was obviously too scared to do that.
	So she said, bring your own clothes.
	I don't want to get in shit.
	And then they get in more trouble.
	I have a sneaking suspicion, and Ben Crump won't like this, that you know that gigantic kid who was on the ride that you buckle in and you sort of snap in and it goes up and then drops and he slipped out and died?
	I think that he was too fat to get in it and they were too scared to tell him, no, you can't be on this ride.
	So at the risk of sounding racist or criticizing a black guy, they said, uh, yeah, go ahead.
	It doesn't have to click all the way.
	And they ended up killing him.
	So they would rather murder a black man than be called racist.
	I'd rather be called racist.
	Call me racist.
	I came downtown.
	Oh, Lord.
	I came to the place, right?
	I'm just thinking it's going to be a little picture, like, whatever.
	I get to the place.
	My braids wasn't fresh.
	Now, you know, come on.
	My braids wasn't fresh.
	You had three fucking days.
	And with this Me Too scam that you started from a ripped shirt in 1977, you're loaded.
	So go get your fucking hair done.
	I'll do it.
	Like, what?
	Can't you just like put cream on the frizz part of the braids to make them fresh?
	My braids wasn't fresh.
	Look how concerned this one is.
	What's her name again?
	She's actually black, black.
	Yeah.
	Tiffany Cross.
	That's Tiffany Cross.
	She moved all over the country.
	Single mom.
	Dad wasn't around.
	So she's legit.
	Yeah.
	Not legit.
	I had three days.
	I could have took my braids out.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Wait, didn't she just criticize herself?
	I had three days.
	I could have got my hair done.
	Oh, I see.
	Her beef is that she thought it was going to be a little picture, not the cover.
	What's the difference?
	Yeah, you don't give a fuck about...
	Yeah, I don't care if I look like shit in a little picture.
	I don't want to look like shit on the cover.
	This woman here, this ass kicker, is like, what the fuck?
	Why am I with these losers?
	My braids wasn't fresh.
	It's always fresh.
	Can you do that?
	You're good at voices.
	Can you do something that high?
	Like Elmo High?
	My braids wasn't fresh.
	My braids wasn't fresh.
	And she's also saying it like she's hot.
	Like of all the people to not have fresh braids, me, Miss Super Hot Braids Chick.
	OMRI's all the way.
	Look at Joy.
	Joy's like, this woman is really bringing us down.
	Gavin's going to make fun of us for this.
	Braids wasn't fresh.
	OMRI's always.
	Oh, I would have fresh them myself, right?
	I get to the place.
	Great story, by the way, Tarana.
	Hugging up like a third of this entire dinner with this terrible story.
	Her story is: I wasn't prepared to be on the cover of Time and I looked like shit on it.
	And the person saying that couldn't be pretty.
	It's not possible.
	Make the shoot like normal.
	They make this the cover.
	Oh my God.
	Imagine being like, if only her braids were fresh.
	By the way, her braids are fresh.
	They look pretty.
	I don't know what they did.
	Maybe they did it in post.
	But if your problem with that picture is that your braids weren't fresh, I think you've got bigger fish to fry.
	And they are a whale.
	It looks like they blurred.
	You see how they blurred around the hair there?
	Yeah.
	Someone busted their ass on that cover.
	That's the best she's looked, no, for real.
	Now, I don't know what the reaction is supposed to be from the table when they see this.
	Are they supposed to go, like, it would be funny for the table?
	Then you went, oh my God, look.
	You look like absolute shit in that picture.
	Boy, did they fuck up.
	You should sue them.
	I'd sue.
	You look like a monster.
	Because you have to either say that or, Toronto, you're full of shit.
	You look great.
	So it's lose, lose.
	That's called a shitty story.
	They did her some favors here because if you look at this picture here, let me just.
	Well, have you ever seen her skin?
	Why I see it?
	It looks like someone shot her in the face with buckshot.
	So see how there's divots in her nose?
	Oh, yeah.
	They went ahead and smoothed those out.
	Yeah.
	The guy who Photoshopped that picture for the cover was wearing a workout headband and tennis wristbands.
	He was drenched in sweat.
	There was people behind him going, you can do this.
	You can do this.
	He actually ruined his keyboard.
	He drenched it.
	It's all salty now.
	He's got carpal tunnel on both wrists.
	He's ripped.
	He does bodyguard work now.
	Wow.
	But you know what I'm trying to say?
	See, that's a good word.
	Wow.
	Means I'm shocked at your story and I'm taking whatever angle you want me to.
	What I think people misunderstand.
	So Ayana Presley.
	I'm glad she came up.
	So she's real deal.
	She's kind of funny.
	You know how in the hood, there's that Puerto Rican dude who goes to church every Sunday.
	He usually runs the local hardware store, and he hates cocaine.
	He gets really, if he finds anyone doing cocaine, they're in huge shit.
	He's like the fabric, the good nerd of the hood, and he's running the only business there, and he works at the Ottawa Boys and Girls Club, and he wants to elevate the hood.
	So he doesn't like the saggy jeans.
	I told you, I met two wigger dudes.
	Sorry if that word's offensive, but it fits.
	And they were so black.
	These were white guys.
	They were so black that they were white again.
	Like, the guy's daughter was white.
	She was named Nevea.
	And he was like, yo, I don't like to see young men with their pants down and shit.
	I like men taking care of themselves, you know, going to church and being legit.
	We got too many brothers out here, you know, using that fake, using that M-word, using that culture, letting that culture define them.
	We don't need that in this hood.
	Basically, we need to be more white.
	And he was white.
	I'm like, hey, buddy, go like this.
	It just happened.
	Anyway, she's like that.
	She is like an erudite fancy pants from the hood who doesn't like the saggy jeans and doesn't like any of that stuff and is trying to clean up the deal.
	So it's weird that she's around actual aristocrats like Joy Reed and Ryan Michelle Beth and Robin Thee because it's like, you don't get along with anyone here.
	You see Toronto Burke as trash, but you can't relate to the rich kids.
	And she's the one behind the crown thing, by the way.
	So dad not around, raised by a black single mom in Chicago and Brooklyn.
	And by the way, as I said before, I call bullshit on alopecia.
	I think you just tore your hair to shreds and you started to get bald patches from wrenching it, dying it, fraying it.
	You do that to hair enough and it gives up.
	So she probably had a couple patches and then she called it alopecia.
	No.
	Jada Pinkett Smith does not have alopecia.
	She has a few bald spots from paying too much money to have her hair ripped to shreds.
	She has a friend named Alopecia.
	And by the way, ladies, this new trend with the bald thing, you look like a Photoshop joke.
	Like, please stop it.
	You're wildly unattractive.
	Like, Joyanne Reed.
	Joy Reed is a 3.9.
	But with that hair and everything, she's like getting close to mid-fours, maybe even to five.
	Anna Presley is actually quite attractive.
	I saw pictures of her when she would have normal wigs on, and she's like getting into the seven zone.
	This, I don't even know if that's on the chart.
	Like for number systems, you don't include kids and old ladies because they're not sexual.
	This is like, is this, I mean, what is this?
	Is it a one?
	Based on like, if you want to fuck this person, nobody does.
	Nobody wants to fuck a bald person.
	If you fuck them from behind, you look down and it's Luke Picard.
	Like, you don't want to fuck a dude.
	And then gays don't want to fuck you from the front.
	So we're at zero.
	Anyway, please stop.
	This is not vanity.
	Vanity.
	It's not a diva moment.
	It's the fact that as black women, every single thing about us is politicized.
	Stop.
	So, yes, everything about you is politicized.
	You're a politician.
	You politicize everything about you.
	You politicize fucking hair and had a law passed.
	And by the way, the woman they just showed there, she doesn't talk much, and it's really hard to find information about her.
	So I actually don't know if she's rich or poor.
	Dad was around.
	But she's famous because there was an ESPN commentator named Rachel Nichols.
	And she really wanted this gig.
	I don't know what it was, the Super Bowl or something, and she'd earned it.
	And then Maria Taylor came out of nowhere, and she got the gig.
	And Rachel Nichols, Hot Mike, was caught saying, it's probably because she's black.
	I mean, all these special privileges for women just because of their race.
	And she was fired for mumbling that, even though it was true.
	And Then Maria Taylor quit because ESPN is so racist that someone can think that.
	Which is true.
	Like, you can't get mad about people assuming affirmative action happened when it happened.
	And then you can't also get them fired for noticing.
	Like, talk about a fucking diva.
	Anyway.
	And criminalize.
	That's right.
	As we were having this conversation about black hair, and I know everyone keeps saying that we're in the midst of a national reckoning.
	You know, I'm still waiting for that.
	I think, honestly, what I think is more accurate is to say that we've been in the midst of an awakening.
	But the reckoning for me will be when we codify the value of black lives in our budgets and in our policies.
	Please stop.
	That's total fucking horseshit, right?
	That there's been a reckoning and it has to be codified into law.
	And financially, she's saying we need reparations.
	And though I appreciate that you've allowed pinecone heads to do the news, it won't really matter until you give me money.
	I don't agree with that, but at least it's a thing.
	This is the first actual piece of content in this entire fucking discussion.
	The three days for Time magazine, they frazzled our hair, that's all garbage.
	But it's illogical garbage that makes no sense.
	This is crap.
	I disagree with it, but at least it's a point.
	This is the first point that's been made.
	She's like, everyone's still racist, and I don't care what they do with hair.
	I want money.
	Okay, I got you.
	Finally, some substance.
	And so, you know, we recently.
	We want half of that table.
	Wait a minute.
	That entire table is millionaires.
	And they're like, none of this matters until we get some money.
	They're all rich.
	This one has never not been rich.
	From day one, she was fucking loaded.
	Yes, we need reparations.
	The only black people here who know what the black experience is are her and no one else in this shot.
	I actually don't know much about the old lady, but it's funny how they're saying, no one knows what to do with my hair.
	And it's like, this is the easiest hairdo in the world.
	Brush it.
	This is banning race-based.
	Isn't it funny how Ayanna Presley got the Crown Act passed where you can have any hairdo and she has no hair?
	Like, she's appropriating hair culture.
	It might as well be me.
	Ayana Presley and me are both equally, we have the equal authority to discuss black hair.
	Race-based, who is the best.
	Those applause are for the fact that I was able to keep my composure for the mini.
	Now, we discussed this before.
	They started laughing before she said the joke.
	That's how eager everyone is to make this dinner work, and it's not working at all, by the way.
	So her joke is that she kept her cool while they called this the Bad Hair Day Act or bullshit like that.
	Offensive things that were said.
	One person across the aisle referred to this as the Bad Hair Bill, which very much makes the case for the very thing that we're talking about.
	So the thing is that people get it wrong when they think that the Crown Act is just about hair.
	The Crown Act...
	You know what's funny?
	She wasn't saying a joke.
	She was trying to blow your mind.
	She goes, that applause was for me, keeping my cool while they called it the Bad Hair Act.
	But she said that applause was for me.
	And then they all laughed their heads off.
	What?
	And then she does the punchline.
	It's not a joke.
	It's like they called it the Bad Hair Act.
	And then everyone went from laughing at what she said to some weird chintra.
	It's about white supremacy.
	Yes.
	How I show up in the world is disruptive in and of itself.
	Shout out to the 7 million people.
	Look at that.
	Look at fucking Ryan Michelle Bath Pinecone Head.
	Just going, white supremacy, really?
	I didn't see a ton of that in Stanford, Connecticut.
	In fact, I was on a pedestal my entire life.
	They worshiped the ground I walked on.
	And I lived in an all-white community.
	The only black guy in my life was my dad, and he kind of peaced out.
	So, okay, I'll just go with it.
	Living with alopecia disproportionately.
	Black women, I have alopecia totalis.
	No, you don't.
	I can see stubble on your head.
	Men get tattooed.
	They take a gun and they get tattooed here so people think there's stubble there, trying to look like that.
	So people will not think they're bald.
	You know, I thank God for my husband, who in the midst of all that loss reminded me that I don't need hair to rock a crown.
	I made my daughter.
	My 11-year-old daughter watched that video when you talked about why you made that decision because that was just so, I do feel emotional so powerful for us.
	And then did you make a dog out of a balloon?
	Wait a minute.
	That's not her hair.
	That's just a pile of yarn.
	So she didn't take anything off.
	She stopped wearing wigs.
	Anonymous and completed wigs.
	It's brave to stop wearing wigs.
	It's not only my personal identity and how I show up in the world, but my political brand.
	That's why I think it's important that I'm transparent about this new normal and living with alopecia.
	I wear this hair for a reason.
	It makes white supremacists so damn mad.
	Well, we talked about this too.
	She works at the New York Times.
	White supremacists, of which there are about 17 in America, they sure hog up a lot of conversation.
	They hate the New York Times.
	They call it the New York Times.
	They don't want you or not want you to write for the New York Times.
	The New York Times to them is filth.
	So they're not sanctimonious about who gets to work there.
	I could see the clown community being mad that you get to work there and they don't.
	Maybe they think it's affirmative action.
	Why is the only clown at the New York Times a black clown?
	They should be fired if they get caught saying that on a hot mic.
	They don't think somebody like this should work at the New York Times or be on television.
	How stupid are you to think that white supremacists care about the New York Times?
	Jesus.
	My goal is to be at a college when black girls are like, I didn't know I could be successful and wear my hair how I wanted.
	What other race of people is it okay to say the way your hair grows out of your head is offensive to me.
	When you talk about a straw man, straw hair, we white men in particular, you know, they're talking about conservative white males, are offended by afros?
	No, I mean, if it's this big, if it's like Kool-Aid man hair size, then we'd go, I don't think that's really professional.
	You're a weather girl and your hair is going off the edge of the screen.
	Maybe, but that's not being offended by afros.
	You are so self-obsessed and have such a bizarre view of America that you think not only are all white people and conservatives racist, but they give a fuck and are deeply offended by hair.
	Have you met one?
	And when I say one, I don't mean a racist.
	I mean the people that she thinks are racist, which is just average Trump supporters, normal Americans who honestly don't give a flying fuck about Nicole Hannah Jones.
	The only time anyone of any stripe talks about Nicole Hannah Jones is to say, can you believe that 1619 project that says the American Revolution was about slavery?
	That's still going.
	And everyone goes, really?
	What an idiot.
	That's all people care about is merit.
	Are you good at your job?
	And she's terrible at her job.
	Her fucking hair, the fact that this is taking up so much of their show and my show is profoundly absurd.
	Grown up in the corporate world, so 26 years in the corporate world.
	It wasn't even a case.
	Okay, Tamiko Tremaglio.
	She is, I think she runs, yeah, the executive director at the NBA.
	Fascinating background, really interesting woman, happily married.
	She's a good mom, and she's a cool executive who like makes, her thing is like, we get the job done, we work our asses off.
	We also have fun.
	And she makes like, it's tequila, it's margarita Fridays, and she's got all these recipes she hands out.
	Sometimes she comes to work with an apron on and cooks lunch for everyone.
	Her and her husband, they're fucking loaded because they bust their ass.
	She has, sends out like 300 cakes a year at Christmastime.
	She's a fascinating individual.
	She deserves accolades.
	Her problems are real problems.
	Her successes are real successes.
	And she is an insignificant part of this because this is a bullshit convention.
	And interesting people with lots to say don't do well at bullshit conventions.
	Matter of someone telling you, it was that you didn't see it, right?
	And so in order to be successful, you thought this is how you had to come.
	It wasn't that someone said it.
	It's just what you thought.
	So thank God there were people who would show up so that it allowed you to show up, right?
	Because until you could see other people that wore flowers in their hair or colors or fucking believe this?
	I'm sorry I gave her so many props before she said that.
	This is that whole see it to be it bullshit where, and this is why all commercials have, and all TV shows have like black neurosurgeons, because they think black people go, well, I can't be a neurosurgeon.
	I didn't see it on TV.
	It's not normal.
	That's not what inspires people to go into medicine and law and other lucrative fields.
	They have high IQs.
	They start at it like fucking, what's his name who ran for president?
	He was a brain surgeon, Ben.
	Ben Carson.
	Do you think he was watching TV and he saw an episode of Quincy?
	He's like, hey, man, there's a black dude there that's a doctor.
	Maybe I could try it.
	No, he's going to school.
	He's getting his grades back.
	He's like, damn, man, these are A's.
	I'm doing real well.
	Then he starts pursuing science because it's the most gratifying because he's smart.
	Then he starts getting into medicine.
	Then he goes to med school.
	He finds brain surgery seems to be the most challenging department, the most infinite.
	It's almost as infinite as black women's hair.
	The next thing you know, he's a brain surgeon.
	See it to be it is a complete myth.
	And it's a multi-trillion dollar industry.
	I didn't know I could wear a flower in my hair or have red hair until I saw you.
	What?
	The fuck are you all talking about?
	Jewelry, whatever that happened to be, you didn't feel like you could do it because that wasn't the people who made it.
	A lot of what we really are.
	Have any of these people ever heard of men?
	Men in the corporate world are expected to wear a suit and tie.
	If you wear a suit in July, which I do, it is an inferno.
	In the subways, you're almost dying because the subways, the cars are air-conditioned.
	The hot air has to go somewhere.
	It goes to the platform.
	The platform is basically fucking Jakarta.
	Like you just, you hold there.
	Whenever you get to your meeting, you have these huge armpit stains of sweat.
	Like your whole back is covered in sweat too.
	You have to change your shirt like Don Draper has his shirt in his drawer.
	Then you have to strangle yourself with a tie.
	You have to have a tie.
	It's got to choke you.
	You shouldn't be able to get, like, maybe one finger should be able to fit in.
	But if you're going down like that, so you have a noose.
	You're being lynched.
	It's corporate lynching all day and cooking because that shows other people that you're professional and you're taking this job seriously.
	If you work at a hedge fund or something, some guy doesn't want to show up to work to give all his money to some white dude in a dashiki.
	That's ridiculous and it doesn't inspire confidence.
	So you have to dress up in a uniform.
	It's a way of saying to the other people, I'm ready to be professional.
	Having pine cone hair or having white chains all over your neck or dressing like a punk clown at a rainbow festival doesn't inspire confidence in other people in the corporate world.
	It's got nothing to do with race.
	It's not all about you.
	Wake up, you self-obsessed, spoiled cunt.
	I put a flower in my hair.
	What a revolutionary.
	By the way, she has a talk show.
	If she had a flower in her hair for the talk show and it wasn't like the Hawaiian themed, you'd be distracted.
	You'd be like, what the fuck is it?
	Why does she have a fucking flower in her hair?
	During every day, is that people don't feel heard.
	They want us to listen.
	And it's hard for us to do that because we're always at such odds.
	Wait a minute, stop.
	I can't believe I talked about how awesome she is.
	They want to be heard.
	They Want to listen, but we're always at such odds.
	What does that mean?
	That we're all so racist that no one listens to black women want to hear about that.
	Sounds like you listen a little too much.
	Beautiful.
	Your hair looks amazing.
	I love his hair.
	Okay, so this woman, that's the one who quit ESPN because someone noticed that she was, she got a gig because of her race.
	She talks, I'll let her talk.
	Go ahead.
	But really what I wanted to say, I keep hearing that just showing up as a black woman as yourself is just revolutionary.
	Stop.
	You know what I?
	Talk about the bigotry of low expectations.
	Just showing up is revolutionary.
	Watch this.
	I mean, like, like you kept saying, watch me.
	Revolution.
	Whoa.
	Revolution.
	What the fuck?
	Done.
	Like, Fidel Castro had to go through the boiling hot jungles of Cuba rounding up farmers and peasants to help him take down Batista.
	And it took a few tries.
	He ended up in prison.
	The first try failed.
	This is all they have to do.
	Revolution.
	I'm the disruptor just by being there and standing there.
	And I feel the same way all the time.
	Like, you're tall, I'm tall.
	Everyone's going to look at you regardless, and they're going to judge you.
	But I just went through a big chop and I'm watching this video too.
	Being tall is also a revolution.
	She was a basketball player in high school.
	This is how she got into sports.
	You were an inspiration to me.
	And I had always worn long width, had taken out my edges.
	What are wids?
	Is that some shit we don't know?
	And I had always worn long width, had taken out my edges.
	No, you don't understand.
	With some black accents, the G is like sitting in the back of your larynx.
	Wigs.
	Wigs.
	In that sense, I've been gabbing.
	Yabbin.
	Gabby.
	Yeah, I have like a patch in the back of my head just from traction alopecia.
	Traction alopecia.
	Again, that is just you tearing at your hair, making it something it's not.
	You know, when I was a kid, black women just had black hair.
	They had froze.
	They didn't.
	Sometimes they would straighten it to here like the way Maya just did.
	What's her name?
	Maria.
	But when I moved to America in the late 90s, I was like, what the fuck?
	No black woman have black hair.
	It was shocking to me.
	Same with Britain.
	Black girls would just have black afros.
	You look at the old ska pictures of mods and selector and all those two-tone bands.
	And the black girls just had afros.
	Then we come down here and they're at war with their curls.
	In fact, they call it good hair.
	Black people call straight hair good hair and they call their own natural afro bad hair.
	So she was at war with her own hair, which I would argue is racist, right?
	Like, why don't you, why are you burning your fucking skin to not have your natural hair?
	But now, now she's a victim somehow.
	She got, what was it called?
	Friction alopecia.
	Friction alopecia?
	No.
	It's called ripping your own fucking hair out.
	And I finally decided.
	Fire alopecia is what it gets on fire.
	I did, you know, I need to start staying a little bit truer to myself.
	I don't want to hide anymore of myself.
	You said something similar to that too, where I just want to get rid of all the layers and just see who I am and who I can function as on camera.
	And I think I had always been prepping myself and making myself up for the white male gaze because that's what sports is.
	That's what I get.
	Because black males don't like Beyonce's hair.
	Black males wish Beyonce just had a short fro like in good times.
	By the way, she's bragging about how natural her hair is and it's been straightened.
	So that is probably from her actual follicles.
	Like that's probably her real hair.
	But it's been fucking burned and straightened to shit.
	So she's like, I used to over-treat my hair and I got this traction alopecia.
	Now I just let it go natural and then straighten the living shit out of it with 100 degree fucking steel plates.
	Because I'm natural now.
	If you're covering football, the expectation is I'm thinking my hair has to be long.
	It has to be down to here.
	And one day I showed up and was like, no, I'm about to do the Winter Olympics and I'm going to cut all my hair off and it's going to be razored on the side and whatever's there will be there and whatever's not is not going to show up on the pants.
	I bet everyone shit their pants when you did that.
	Can you imagine?
	There must have been rioting in the streets.
	All the white supremacists who run ESPN must have had an absolute heart attack when you showed up with neat short hair because they've never seen a woman with neat short hair before.
	She invented it.
	Scary.
	What is that?
	What is the tape that Nicole Hannah Jones has?
	Whatever's there will be there and whatever's not.
	She's a superhero clown.
	Look at that fucking dress.
	That's the reaction, Nicole.
	It's not anger.
	It's laughter.
	Scary.
	Like to bear your whole self on camera and be a black woman is scary and hard.
	Well, let's just talk.
	To exist is hard.
	Just by existing.
	This is like all of these research papers in black dissertations or books like Becoming Michelle Obama's book, where just being me, doing me search, writing a book about myself, that's some sort of a revolution.
	No, it's not.
	Who's that on the left again?
	Is that Charlemagne de Broad?
	Talk about the life that that hair is giving us.
	Honestly, it's so boring, Nim.
	I love your hair.
	The life that that hair is giving a black woman is scary and hard.
	Well, let's just talk about the life that that hair is giving us.
	Honestly, it's so boring, Nim.
	I love your hair.
	Thank you.
	I love your hair.
	It's so beautiful.
	It's not natural black hair.
	You straightened it.
	You made it look more Caucasian, but it's given as a life.
	It's given as a revolution.
	We're done.
	Okay.
	If you were born after 1970, you got a lot of gripes.
	This guy has got some valid beasts.
	Jim Crow, slavery, by all means.
	That was over in 1970.
	We're done with the racism now.
	Your life is in hell.
	You're all fucking millionaires.
	Half of you came from the hood and you're millionaires.
	So let's stop complaining and get on with life, okay?
	I should put in the notes that you can just jump to whatever this is two hours in and start the show.
	But I was thrilled to get Alex Stein, and I'm sorry, but I had to cover that wig thing in a serious way because it really, what they're going for is that America sucks and it's racist.
	But what they got is we're clearly out of problems if you have to fucking complain about your natural hair.
	I used to pretend, I used to switch the races.
	By the way, the monitor's not working, you blind idiot.
	I used to pretend that whoever was complaining was in Japan, and that helped.
	And I used to reverse the races, but my new one is punks.
	Pretend they're punks.
	But just to go back and explain what I'm talking about, you take some sort of gripe, and you say, can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	The second one with Japan is like you have these illegals complaining that they don't speak Spanish at City Hall or La Raza is not getting enough respect.
	Imagine being white in Japan and complaining that they're not speaking enough English or they're not waving the American flag enough.
	They're not respecting your American heritage enough.
	And now the new fun one is punks.
	Imagine punks sitting around at a table and complaining that no one is respecting their blue mohawk.
	And it took someone getting a tryhawk on the news for them to realize that it was okay to be punk.
	Just showing up as a punk rocker is a revolution.
	Fun games, different perspectives.
	So now we're kind of starting the show.
	Time stamp that, Ryan, so it can tell people.
	This is the big news today, Tuesday.
	Joe Biden called up his son and said, I think you're clear about China.
	Now, this is relevant because he said, they said, do you know what your son was doing in China?
	And that's way bigger, by the way, believe it or not, than smoking Parmesan crack off the ground or getting prostitutes.
	His fucking hedge fund dealings, him and John Kerry's son getting tens of millions of dollars, cutting it to the big guy, which is, of course, Biden.
	So Biden was using his power as vice president to set up deals and then siphoning and then watering, what's the word, laundering the money through his son.
	And when he was asked about it, he said, I have no idea.
	I didn't know what my son was up to there.
	We just caught him lying.
	He called his son and said, I think you're clear.
	We got you out of this China mess.
	And why did he want to get his son out of this China mess?
	The controversy surrounding it?
	Because he was getting money off it.
	He doesn't give a fuck about Hunter.
	Hunter's not fuckable.
	He's too old.
	Can't sniff him anymore.
	So shouldn't he be impeached?
	Like Roger Stone, they stormed the Bastilles.
	They had the SWAT team there.
	They had more men than Obama because he lied and that was considered obstructing justice.
	We just caught Biden lying.
	Surely that's an impeachable offense.
	And I think I know why.
	I think I know why.
	Now, because we had Alex Stein and I repeated the black hair thing, did we cover this movie CEO?
	Don't sound familiar to me.
	1-1?
	He was told to go back into the movies and take out offensive parts.
	Who's the CEO?
	Go down a bit?
	Backish.
	No, go up.
	Paramount.
	Paramount CEO Bob Backish declared Monday that his company will not censor its old content for material that may offend modern audiences.
	And you know what we're talking about here.
	We're talking about blazing saddles, we're talking about Animal House, and we're talking about Police Academy.
	And these fuckers want to rewrite history, but all it takes to fight against these culture wars is one guy with balls who just goes, no, not doing that.
	And no one goes, how dare you?
	After he says that, they go, thank you.
	Finally, someone with some balls.
	This is the problem is we're under the oppression of a shrill minority.
	It's only a few bitches screaming about these movies.
	The vast majority, I'd say 80%, 90% of the country sees even offensive shit, genuinely offensive shit, and goes, yeah, whatever.
	And I would argue none of it's offensive.
	Like even, I had an argument, I told you about this with my friend Leslie about 16 candles and the Chinese guy who's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and there's a gong every time you see him.
	And she didn't get how I didn't see how that was racist.
	And I'm like, it's a racial stereotype.
	It's the same as the Scottish guy shows up and every time he shows up.
	It's in a comedy, by the way.
	There's bagpipes and he has a kilt on because he's from Scotland.
	He's an exchange student.
	You're exaggerating the cultural stereotypes of that country.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	Governor.
	That's the other reason I don't want the Chinese racism ban because it's the funniest.
	I was doing that on the plane.
	Every time I'm holding my dough, I'm like, okay, big baby, 100% rock and roll, baby.
	And there's a Malaysian guy next to me, and my wife's like, Ryan, there's a fucking...
	I'm like, look at me.
	I can do it.
	I guess he'd see you as what, like an Uncle Tom?
	An Uncle Chang.
	A house chink?
	I don't know.
	It's good for us.
	I think I can get away with it.
	Well, you did.
	He's going to karate kick me.
	Voter fraud arrests.
	We keep hearing about the voter.
	This is 1.5.
	We keep hearing about how the election wasn't stolen and it's total bullshit.
	Okay, why are people getting arrested then?
	One of the 2,000 meals cop at Project Veritas has been arrested, facing 20 years of prison for election fraud.
	Of course, she'll get nothing because the troops, the ground crew for the DNC is above the law.
	There'll be nothing that happens with that.
	Still proof.
	Have you noticed how often Project Veritas is on this fucking show?
	Yeah.
	I said to James, can you please just have a show?
	Like, someone could sit here and it would be Project Veritas News.
	They have a Fucking scoop a day.
	In fact, I was told there's one dropping today.
	Let me see.
	Look it up.
	Some education thing?
	We had him on yesterday.
	Remember, he ambushed that socialist who had edited out the word, the N-word, while claiming that James edits his shit.
	Man, and that guy, did that fucking commie not have that same attribute that you say where they just look dusty and musty?
	They always look the same.
	Ugh.
	But go to the top.
	Happy 38th birthday, King.
	Did you wish him a happy birthday?
	No, that's gay.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I wished you a happy Father's Day, and you're just like, fuck you.
	Well, I got about 15 of those.
	What am I supposed to do?
	But not from me.
	Happy Father's Day to you, too.
	My first one.
	Oh, yeah.
	What did you get?
	I picked myself out a pair of these Wolf and Shepherd loafers, but she didn't buy them.
	Because it's like, do we really need that?
	And I was like, I guess not.
	That's not what I asked.
	I didn't get anything.
	I got a nice card.
	Daphne drew you a card?
	Yeah, she put her hand in paint, and then it was nice.
	Did you get breakfast in bed?
	Did you get a BJ at least?
	Neither of those, but I did.
	I got breakfast in bed.
	I got a card from each kid.
	Nice.
	And then I got a Krep, a spinach Krep.
	That's cool that each kid gives you a card.
	You would think they would just conglomerate and give you one big card.
	That's cool.
	Also in the news, some dude claims that working at Tesla, I guess this goes under racism, but I don't have enough for that.
	He claims that he was called the N-word on a regular basis, like hundreds of times.
	I don't believe you.
	Anyway, he was suing for $137.
	Tesla goes, how about $15 million?
	Is that reasonable?
	And he goes, no, not good enough.
	Must really suck to be called that word.
	Black ex-Tesla worker says supervisor called him the Mword 30 plus times, rejected a $50 million settlement after a judge cut it from Owen Diaz's lawyer said taking it would not deter future abuses.
	Can you fucking believe that?
	Like say take the very worst possible scenario where the guy was like, look at here.
	You're not working for me.
	Get over here.
	First of all, just quit.
	But secondly, you deserve what?
	A private jet and a mansion with a runway?
	You deserve Black Lives Matter, founder money?
	What if they gave him $10,000 for every time somebody said it?
	But it's not worth $10,000.
	It'd be good if it was $10,000.
	I'd be like, every day in the office.
	Hey, I think if you're black and you're sensitive and someone calls you that word, I think you deserve six bucks every time it's said.
	I got that on me.
	So if it happened, what was it, 130 plus times?
	Did he say, or 30 plus times?
	30 plus times.
	So let's say 40 times.
	$240.
	Bonk.
	Verdict.
	Gavin hits the gavel.
	What if it was 30 plus times in one sitting?
	That's a lot.
	Yeah, that's $240.
	It's a lot for the guy saying it, too.
	I know.
	Get out of there.
	Yeah, just run away.
	Something bad's about to happen.
	If someone insults you with any insult 30 times in a row.
	Bitch, what you looking at, bitch?
	You fucking bitch.
	What you looking at, bitch?
	It's about to go down.
	Just start running away.
	Just hear it fading.
	You know, I have one more with feminism, and then we'll get into the gays.
	But I've been noticing a pattern recently with my millennial slash Zoomer acquaintances.
	And it's quitting at the drop of a hat.
	And these are people with awesome jobs that are kicking ass.
	And I can see their career as like, say this is their entire career, right?
	No, no, wait.
	Let's do an entire career.
	Careers usually sort of go like this.
	First beginning sucks.
	Then it totally rocks.
	And then it sort of peters out, right?
	So I'm talking about people here, like just getting their wind.
	I'm like, I'm done, man.
	I'm out of here.
	This sucks.
	And they'll tell me their complaint.
	And it's either like sexually harassed.
	They're usually not liked enough.
	They're not getting enough attention and not appreciated enough.
	And they're just like, I'm leaving.
	I'm going to try something else.
	And it'll be after two years or four even.
	I'm like, dude, like three different times in the past month, I have sat down with a 30-something and said, dude, don't quit.
	Get fired.
	Keep doing what you're doing and making the job yours.
	And then if they don't like it, they can fire you.
	But to give up, never give up.
	Like say your beef is like, I don't like working Mondays, like working Saturdays.
	And they said, no, you have to come in Monday to Friday.
	Just start working Tuesday to Saturday until they fire you.
	You know what I mean?
	Anyway, sorry.
	Just wanted to get that out there.
	Stop quitting, you young people.
	Just make it yours.
	Quit quitting, would you?
	Yeah.
	Even, this isn't going to do me any favors, but even sexual harassment.
	Like, I was thinking about this the other day.
	I moved to Montreal when I was 18 in 1988.
	Surrounded by homos everywhere.
	I was always in sort of some kind of alternative scene, which is probably usually 40% gay.
	I've had gays hitting on me my whole life.
	I've even had gays, this is illegal, by the way, who when we were in advertising, they said, if you had slept with me, you'd let me blow you, we could have given you this contract.
	And I'm like, oh, well, too bad.
	No contract for me.
	That's quid pro quo.
	I could sue him for that.
	But instead, I was like, that's your offer?
	No, thank you.
	And I could even go get a beer with that gay.
	I'm not even mad.
	So like a guy's talking shit about you or like wants to fuck you or says that you got here by sleeping in the top.
	Tell him to fuck off.
	You don't deserve $147 million.
	Like what happened to just giving someone a feist full of verbal?
	As the sex pistols would say.
	What usually happens, the chick just says, my boyfriend's going to come beat you up.
	He's really pissed.
	And then the guy would chill out.
	And then what's he going to tell on you?
	He's the sexual harasser guy.
	Are he going to tell on you for threatening him.
	Or you just tell him to fuck off and slap him in the face.
	Can you tell that I shaved from the beginning of this show till now?
	I couldn't.
	1-7.
	The problem with chicks today.
	The day after the worst event.
	Oh, this is kind of a boring story.
	I couldn't find the original tweet.
	So I had to do this.
	So this is from like a year ago, but this dude called Dinesh.
	He's got like a million followers.
	I think he's called That Guy Dinesh or something.
	D-A-N-E-S-H.
	So he exposed this dude for throwing a milkshake at these girls.
	And he was fired because Dinesh exposed him.
	And he lost his job.
	And he was arrested all because of doxing.
	Dinesh just, I think it was yesterday, lost his Twitter account.
	He's still on TikTok, but he lost his Twitter account.
	So he just threw a smoothie at her, and then he called her an immigrant.
	This is old news.
	The only thing that's new about this is that the guy who did the doxing was just pulled off of Twitter.
	Thank God.
	I fucked the fucking telephone.
	Get the fuck out!
	Cutest.
	Shut up!
	Get out!
	You fucking fucking rapping!
	What was wrong with the smoothie?
	It had peanut butter in it, and his son's allergic.
	He was rushed to the hospital and almost died.
	Minor detail.
	A friend of mine did die from fucking peanut allergies.
	He went to an Indian restaurant.
	He was like, listen, I'm allergic to peanuts.
	And they're like, okay, buddy, no problem, buddy.
	And fucking, he died.
	He's like, one of the nicest kids, Jewish kid, Matt, is like super smart.
	His dad was the guidance counselor at the school.
	My uncle had him.
	He was like, great, fucking awesome guys.
	Yeah, the fucking Indians slipped some.
	Your uncle had him?
	Had him as a guidance counselor.
	So it's like.
	Wait, your friend was old enough to be a...
	Oh, his uncle had him as a dad.
	Yeah, that's way too many details.
	He's a great guy.
	My friend died.
	And funnily enough, his father was a guidance counselor.
	And my uncle had seen and had him as a guidance counselor.
	Me too.
	No, we had a long, we were close to the other side.
	How would you add that detail?
	That's the stupidest thing.
	Because that's how close we were with this family.
	It was like, oh, I'm friends with Matt.
	He's like, his dad is fucking Mr. Brunner.
	Tell him I said, hey.
	And it was like, loved each other.
	It was great.
	But he died fucking peanuts.
	The guy had a point to be mad.
	And the whole reason I bring that up has nothing to do with Dinesh or the guy.
	It's just like I was talking about millennials want to quit.
	These women have this hubris now.
	We talked about this yesterday, where they escalate situations and tell old men to fuck off and they want to throw down and they run at cops.
	Like, what have we done to women?
	We've broken them.
	They've turned into these like, like, no bikers are like this.
	I wasn't, they're not even tough guys.
	They're like psychotic kids.
	Like, go back a little bit.
	Listen to how she talks.
	You almost killed his son, and your first reaction is, what the fuck, bitch?
	I've come across this where I've said to young women who were like 15, you don't talk to adults like that.
	I'll talk to you anyway I fucking want.
	I say, Nicole Dufrine was a woman I knew and she was leaving Max Fish in the early aughts.
	Rudy Fleming pulled a gun on her to rob her and she said, what are you going to do, bitch?
	Shoot me?
	She's dead now.
	So I'm not going to hurt you.
	I don't beat up 13-year-old girls.
	But someone is going to, especially in modern New York City.
	So take it down a notch.
	Like, where did they get this from?
	Please don't yell at us.
	Yeah.
	Don't say you, TV.
	You have no room to yell at us.
	I want to speak to the fucking person who made this drink.
	Is that you?
	No, we don't know who made it.
	You know who made it?
	There are four of us here, so we honestly don't know.
	Okay, bye.
	I'm going to speak to the fucking person.
	Bye.
	Look at her.
	She has to be held back.
	Why is she so pissed at their mistake?
	Yeah, it's...
	His son's almost died.
	That's crazy.
	And the first go-to thing, is it like rich white girls who listen to rap and watch...
	Bye.
	Is it ghetto culture?
	That's what it is.
	Oh, yeah.
	I don't know.
	Duh.
	Yeah.
	It's black ghetto culture infiltrating young rich white girl land.
	They can't wait to fucking step up.
	Be some boss bitch and have a moment.
	Bye.
	Get out of my fucking smoothie, mess around.
	I don't care.
	Give it to me right now.
	I'm calling the police.
	I'm calling the police.
	Yeah, I'm so team that guy.
	It's crazy.
	He had his life flushed down the toilet for this.
	Anyway, this is a Merrill Lynch.
	This is ancient.
	Right, Merrill Lynch guy.
	Yeah.
	Let's breeze through some more stories on this extra, super duper long evidence.
	This is LGBTQ.
	We're already in it.
	Another drag queen with child pornography, Anastasia Diamond.
	Looks like we were right to question you.
	Look at this monster, central PA drag queen activist charged with 25 counts of child pornography.
	And when these guys have child pornography, it's not 16-year-olds.
	It's six-year-olds.
	This person is a depraved pervert.
	And if he is guilty, should be killed.
	Death penalty for child pornographers.
	Go down?
	Can you believe that it's hard for us to convince that these people are depraved?
	Bryce Williams, a local drag queen in Harrisburg, has been charged with downloading photos of videos of child pornography.
	But go down and show it.
	I can see his normal face.
	Like, yeah, surprise, surprise.
	This person is a sexual deviant.
	And then 19, I think this link has a picture of him.
	Has a picture of it.
	And I bring this up because, you know, you get fired if you object to Drag Queen Story.
	If we can see what the actual person looks like, I don't even know what race they are.
	Let me scroll down a little more.
	There we go.
	It's a very weird-looking fat black man with giant hits.
	And what's 2-0 is another one?
	Like, if there's any kind of pattern, I don't care how subtle it is, if 4% of Drag Queen Story Hour people are pedophiles, then let's stop it.
	Late last year, this judge's charity funded Drag Queen Story Hour.
	He got nine years.
	Imagine how many don't get caught.
	No, no, go down.
	That's a different guy.
	Click on that.
	Former children's court judge sentenced to nine years for child porn.
	He's not getting nine years, folks.
	Unless he's in solitary, 100% of his sentence, he's going to get fucking killed.
	An openly gay married father of two had been elected less than a year before.
	Holy shit.
	Father of two, were they adopted?
	That's something I had a lot of trouble getting the data on is child abuse with adopted kids with gay parents.
	He still considers himself lucky.
	His husband, parents, brother, and longtime friend were in court to support him.
	All I can do is work to be a better Brett in the future.
	Yeah.
	I'm used as evidence in the future.
	He even said he wanted to be more like Brett.
	And here we have a gay parade where a guy is dressed as Bugs Bunny.
	I'm not sure if you're familiar with Bugs Bunny, but he is for kids.
	That is a children's cartoon.
	And SFW, he's got his dink hanging out.
	If you're going to be nude at a parade, by the way, this is just separately, make sure it's a warm day.
	And she's Daffy Duck.
	Can't you get someone else to carry your stuff?
	It kind of ruins the bit.
	Do you see any kids in that audience?
	I hope not.
	Well, it's the public.
	There's LP just walking by.
	There's no such thing as a private parade.
	And 22.
	These guys, someone keeps trying to get them to do a show on our network, but I think this is the guy, Cassidy Campbell.
	I think he's the guy, he's like an Alex Stein protege who does town hall reads.
	Yeah, they're friends, and they collaborate.
	And he doesn't have a southern accent.
	I think he's playing a character here, even though this is real.
	Or maybe this is really who he is.
	You shouldn't do a character if you're catching predators.
	That's not really an area for comedy.
	Go a king cone.
	Kind of want one.
	Oh, that's Alex Stein.
	Yeah.
	Oh, good.
	We're trying to bookend the show here.
	So they have the transcripts of this guy speaking in English to what he thinks is a 13-year-old girl.
	Excuse me.
	How you doing?
	So you want to have a seat over there?
	We can talk about this.
	We're going to keep this quad, okay?
	We're going to keep this quad, okay?
	Going, chicken.
	Go and search him.
	So look, we know why we're here.
	So you want to have a talk with us?
	Okay, let's go sit down over here.
	Go sit down over there.
	What are you doing?
	That's you.
	You're not denying that.
	Kenneth, right?
	21 years old.
	What are you doing here tonight?
	A friend?
	One friend?
	You don't know?
	Well, it season here that she's 15.
	And you said that's fine.
	I don't know.
	Can you read, right?
	One five, but you said yeah.
	So you just said yeah, and you didn't understand it?
	It's okay.
	Take a deep breath.
	I don't know how to breathe in English.
	I forget it.
	Is it like this?
	What's English air?
	Can you translate?
	What the matter of air is hydrogen.
	It's H2O.
	For me, it's G2.
	I'm a fish man.
	I'm usually breathing water.
	You have water?
	Like a lot?
	You did like a tub?
	You can arrest me in the ocean.
	So you wanted to smoke?
	Call the fish police.
	You said it.
	So that's what you did.
	Okay, you Google Translate.
	That's what you did.
	Okay, Google Translate.
	15 is 15.
	Okay, well, I got Google Translate.
	You just pull it out.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, so that's worth watching.
	I'm dyslectic.
	I thought you were 51.
	Oh, my gosh.
	I like old Ale Gilf.
	The title could be a little more hard-hitting.
	Married Man with Two Kids Gets Caught Cheating.
	Yeah.
	It's a little more than cheating.
	Not cheating.
	A lot of cheatings, really, though.
	Okay, so don't do the whole interstitial.
	We're really way over with time here, but switch the background to Proud Boys.
	I thought this was a funny article where she says, did you know this?
	So we just saw a bunch of pedophilia.
	We just saw a bunch of Drag Queen Story Hour stuff.
	Objecting to Drag Queen Story Hour is, of course, white supremacy.
	My three small children and I had to be escorted to our car for our safety leaving the library because white supremacy groups showed up.
	Careful to LGBTQ community members and allies who outnumbered them five to one so that at least my younger two kids couldn't see anything but love.
	Everything is racism.
	If you look, like they're not even a race.
	That Panda Dulce, you didn't know he was Asian.
	The guy we just saw, who what was that, Anastasia Diamond?
	We didn't know he was black.
	We had to go through three links to find his race.
	Not everything is about race, folks.
	It's kind of weird where, speaking of race, where his head sticks up.
	He looks angry at you, too.
	So he's either angry at me or he's a tumor.
	You motherfucker.
	Or I'm wearing the hell over here.
	And then this was another interesting Proud Boy story, not related.
	We know, I think this is Alan Froyer, by the way, who is the number one Proud Boy stalker.
	He's devoted his entire career to pursuing a men's club that he could never be a member of.
	Guy with a failed marriage, no family, obsessively chasing family men who have had their children taken away, in a sense.
	Like, it's so funny how these guys go around promoting patriotism, promoting the American family.
	Their punishment is to be separated from their kids.
	John Kinsman's never seen his three-year-old daughter.
	And the people doing this hard work, documenting this, are all childless.
	I mean, there's something going on here, man.
	This smells to me like just bitter, childless, familyless, fatherless failures.
	Anyway, that's not what this point is about.
	So that, if you pull that up again.
	So we have proof now.
	There's like a Zoom call they had.
	I think it was when Enrique was doing that show, The War Room or something.
	What was it called?
	The War Reporter, some shit.
	And they would meet and do a little podcast.
	War Boys?
	War Boys, that was it.
	And they were talking as late as December 30th.
	We have documented evidence of them saying they're not going to do anything.
	Don't do shit.
	One week before scores of Prow Boys helped lead a pro-Trump mob in a violent assault in the Capitol last year.
	So he eradicates the good in the opening sentence.
	Enrique Terra, the chairman of the Gruff, and some of his top lieutenants had a foul-mouthed video conference with a hand-picked crew of members.
	The meeting marked the founding of a special new chapter.
	The Prow Boys called the Ministry of Self-Defense.
	The team of several dozen trusted members was intended.
	Mr. Terra told his men to bring a level of order and professionalism to the group's upcoming march in Washington.
	Over nearly two hours, the leadership team gave the new recruits a series of directives.
	Adopt a defensive posture on Jan 6, they were told.
	Keep the normies, or the normal protesters, away from the Proud Boys' marching ranks, and obey police lines.
	Wow.
	Really buried the lead there, didn't he?
	Sorry, buried the lead.
	I've got to lose my British accent.
	We're never going to be the ones to cross the police barrier or cross something in order to get to somebody, Mr. Tario said.
	So this is awkward for the prosecution because now they have to say any seditious conspiracy has to be post-December 30th.
	So you got five days to plan to take over the most powerful country in the history of the world.
	Although with this modern justice system, who knows?
	I think if Biggs would be offered a plea, they haven't offered anyone a plea, but the plea offers would be of the order of 15 years.
	Can you fucking believe that?
	I think that hard drive even has that right here.
	That meeting on it?
	We're never going to be the ones to cross a police barrier or cross something in order to get to somebody.
	We're always going to be the ones standing back.
	Someone got oxygen up as much.
	And we're always going to be the ones to fucking defend.
	And we've been really good at it.
	Let's be honest.
	We've been really good at that.
	Did you just plug in that hard drive and that's the first thing there?
	Yeah.
	Oh, cool.
	We need a way to do rallies better.
	We fucked up on the 12th.
	I'm not going to say that we fucked up royally because a lot of good things happen on the 12th.
	Right?
	Except whatever.
	Jeremy's in here.
	Fuck that dude.
	But there is.
	They're talking about him getting stabbed.
	It is things that we need to fix.
	Do you want to play this in full at the end of the show or something?
	We'll attach it.
	How long is it?
	18 minutes.
	Maybe we'll make it a...
	I don't know.
	Let's not get too involved in things we haven't seen before.
	I don't want to incriminate them or something.
	So I'd rather watch the whole thing first and maybe we could put it up as censored.tv presents.
	I don't know.
	We're getting into hairy territory here.
	I was told this is all discovered stuff, public knowledge.
	I know.
	I don't trust the guy who sent that to you.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I don't even trust Proud Boys to not step on their own tails.
	Oh, yeah, good point.
	I mean, how many times have they posted shit on Facebook with the name of their company on their shirt and then they get fired?
	They're like, what the fuck?
	Yeah, dude.
	Okay, let's jump over to my pet Biden.
	No interstitial, though.
	Here he is babbling about abortion and making no fucking sense at all.
	Walking around with my head in the clouds makes no sense at all.
	But doom, doom.
	Okay, let's hear what he's got to say about it.
	There is one little bit of solace in the minority making up the majority opinion has laid out that it affects not every state.
	It affects only 40 states.
	A lot of states it affects.
	And the phrase.
	Only 40 states.
	That's a lot of states, he says.
	It says only and a lot of right next to each other.
	I found noticeable was there's a typical states that say may and they then say shall.
	If you have to say you shall give, you shall do ABC, they're the ones that are going to have problems.
	But most say may.
	I mean, may and I got it reversed, may and shall.
	And so the gun laws in 40 of these states are still in place based on the decision.
	Not good enough, but I think it's a bad decision.
	I think it's not reasoned accurately, but I'm disappointed.
	What the fuck?
	Let me try to understand what he's saying.
	So states may restrict abortion as opposed to states shall restrict abortion.
	Is that what he's saying?
	Yeah, ma'am.
	Like, because if you shall do something, that means that you have to do it.
	It's crazy.
	But if you may, you know.
	What a fucking thing.
	you know, I remember he said he was talking about the brain surgery he had.
	Like 20 years ago, he was talking about it, but which was already weird.
	Everyone in the audience was going, wait, you had to get a brain surgery?
	You're in control of the government?
	This is before he was just a senator back then.
	But he said, so, Doc, am I going to be okay?
	I'm talking.
	I'm walking.
	It sounds like it worked, right?
	Were there going to be any side effects?
	He goes, well, you may lose your marbles as you get older.
	Here we are, folks, in the doctor's prediction.
	All right, final piece for this epic marathon episode.
	You were going to say something?
	Yeah.
	You know, Joe Biden seems to have a real devil shall care attitude.
	That sounds funny.
	2-6.
	This is awesome.
	In 2018 from the lovely Isabella Maria de Luca.
	That woman is such a fucking insane fox.
	Let's stay on task.
	She's an easy 10.
	What are you saying?
	Let's stay on task.
	What, you don't like that?
	No.
	It's masculine.
	It's masculine to be attracted to beautiful women.
	And I'm not disappointed that all of her posts are just text, okay?
	When I was a kid, I'm not looking for anything like this.
	What the fuck is that?
	I like how she's slightly chubby, a little bit of meat on the bones.
	When I was a kid, your dad would have penthouses and playboys.
	Like your dad looked at beautiful women.
	Well, your dad.
	I don't know what he had.
	He had a bunch of pregnant Puerto Ricans chasing him down the street.
	So go back to the original post.
	We're finally over her shocking beauty.
	In 2018, Trump said, by the way, it's in 2018, Trump said that Germany would become totally dependent on Russian energy if they didn't change course.
	Today, Germany issued an alert level of the gas emergency plan.
	They are in short supply of natural gas, and it is being weaponized against them by Russia.
	And here they are laughing at Trump predicting this exact situation.
	I love this.
	I love seeing assholes laugh.
	Germany will become totally dependent on Russian energy if it does not immediately change course.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	And this is also a fucking own on now this.
	Here in the Western Hemisphere, we are committed to maintaining our independence from the encroachment of expansionist foreign powers.
	The guy was Nostradamus.
	Wow.
	He predicted the gas prices.
	He predicted Germany's fucking terrible fuck-up with Angela Merkel and her stupid green energy bullshit.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	Shall we interstit for this-ish?
	Yes, we should interstitch for this-ish.
	All interstitials for me.
	Okay, these are ones I haven't read.
	Okay.
	Genocide.
	Should we add Roe and the founder of Planned Parenthood to the list of people who have committed genocide?
	Sure.
	Especially to the blacks.
	X-Ray Specs.
	Every time you talk about X-ray specs, I'm just blown away.
	My first real job at a high school in 2004 was working as an assistant for a guy named Big Paul, who would always tell me about his bands, Classics Nouveau, and X-Ray Specs.
	Wow, you must be old, dude.
	He was a really cool guy with a British accent who would call me Wanker all day.
	We were friends on Facebook until Trump became president and he blocked me.
	Oh, well.
	That's cool.
	If this isn't grooming, Gav, found this in the pride shelf in my kids section of my local library.
	Oh, look, it's an innocent book on health for kids.
	Chapter 3, Bodies and Their Parts.
	Look at the weird hair.
	Vulvas can belong to people who are cisgender girls and women, but they can also belong to people who are transgender boys and men and non-binary people too.
	People who have vulvas are usually assigned female at birth.
	These bodies are born with parts called ovaries that make the eggs needed to make babies.
	When a person with ovaries is born, that person has all the eggs they will ever need to make babies.
	Okay?
	I'm semi-okay with everything so far.
	Penises can belong to people who are cisgender boys and men.
	I don't think like this can belong to, because now it sounds like my penis belongs to someone else.
	I guess it does.
	But they can also belong to people who are transgender girls and women and non-binary people too.
	People who have penises are usually assigned male at birth.
	These bodies are born with parts that can make millions of sperm, which are needed to make a baby.
	Sperm are made of the testicles, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, that wasn't there.
	That wasn't a very good letter.
	I mean, it's fucking gross that they're teaching this, but it doesn't say anything like, if you have a secret, then your parents don't need to know.
	Your secret is safe with me.
	Admittedly, I'm a big Bass Nectar fan, even when not under the influence of MDMA.
	While his stepaway from music was because of that lawsuit, which in my opinion is MoneyGraham, is disappointing.
	I can't help but laugh because the dude is a massive BLM feminist libtard who absolutely despises Trump and conservatives.
	A lot of his mostly liberal fans have totally renounced him and labeled him a pedo.
	I love it when they eat their own, even if it's at my expense.
	That being said, I think he's possibly the greatest artist of my generation, and I'll reserve judgment for the end of the lawsuit.
	God damn it, MS-13 are not fucking Mexican, you boob.
	Do five seconds Of research.
	They are currently at odds in the prison system because they won't fall in line with the Mexican mafia because they're not fucking Mexican.
	Yeah, the origins of MS-13 is, I believe, El Salvador, and they are at war with the Mexican mafia, but there are Mexican members of MS-13.
	Are there Mexicans in MS-13?
	You fucking boob.
	Yeah, it's active in Mexico.
	Central America, Mexico, United States.
	It says it's not a Mexican gang.
	They're from El Salvador.
	But do they have any Mexicans in them?
	And the truce, they have a truce.
	They're working on a truce and form new alliances with Mexico's Las Zetas.
	See.
	Yes, some other criminal EV actor gangs in Mexico include Beltan, La Java, Cartel, the Girl Cartel, and so forth and so forth.
	Yeah, the fucking arrogance of these people who write in is amazing.
	I recently came across a map that shows rape stats from around the world.
	I've included it as an attachment for Ryan to show.
	The levels of rape in Scandinavia are absolutely insane for the Western world.
	What is going on?
	The two comparable countries are South Africa and Botswana.
	Why is nobody talking about this?
	Yeah, Scandinavia is bursting with refugees, and the refugees are going on a rape bender because they're not used to seeing women show their hair, and they're not used to seeing blonde hair.
	They also look at porn, which is against their religion, but they break the rules.
	And their experience with blonde women is these are whores that like to get face fucked.
	So they go, oh, okay.
	I just moved into horror central.
	Is there a chance that America's stats are so high because of not false rape allegations, but college rape sort of allegations, like regretted rape, and then also statutory rape?
	Do those account for this?
	Yeah.
	I wish we knew.
	I don't think so.
	Also, you've got to look at the culture of the countries.
	They're saying that's one of the darkest reds.
	So you're saying it's the darkness of the country that decides how...
	No, no, no, no.
	The color red, specifically for this graph.
	Someone wants us to see Fred Armison, who they call Fred Armistead, says, get off my lawn on Portlandia.
	Okay, that might be a drop.
	I don't know.
	Let's check it out.
	Ever uttered the phrase get off my lawn?
	No, I'm not.
	Okay.
	I mean, yeah, I've said, but I didn't mean like old man like, get off my lawn.
	I meant more like, this is my property, so get off my lawn.
	That's pretty good.
	I'm not going to sugarcoat this for you.
	You have early onset grumpiness.
	What?
	Early onset.
	Go back to the beginning part of it?
	But I didn't mean like old man.
	Not beginning, beginning.
	Apparently, that guy's a treasure trove, and somebody at the meet and greet said, you have to just look up anything from him.
	It won't stop the drops.
	Yeah.
	People's faces when they wait in line, it's like, it's just, are you going to eat or to stand quietly?
	Have you ever uttered the phrase, get off my lawn?
	No.
	Okay.
	I mean, yeah, I've said, but I didn't mean like old man, like, get off my lawn.
	I meant more like, this is my property, so get off my lawn.
	I'm not going to sugarcoat this boy.
	That's definitely a dry onset grumpiness.
	Last letter from a guy named Dougie.
	He says, Ari the Rugged Man was right.
	Since you just re-upped the debate with Ari and Jared Till, I thought I'd let you know that Ari was right.
	That Africa is just in a bad place temporarily right now, and they will eventually invent everything.
	Here are Africans inventing a little something called an airplane.
	This is their Wright brothers moment.
	Notice how much more advanced on his prototype is over the Wright brothers.
	This one has shocks and utilizes a ramp.
	Sorry to bring you this terrible news, but it only took a few years, and now Mr. Taylor had been beat the fucked out by the smartest white rapper from Long Island.
	I like the shocks.
	Let's see it from the from the Zim from the Bini Ning.
	There we go.
	Good quality engines.
	And we are off to the heavens.
	You are off to heaven, but I don't know if that's how you wanted to get.
	I did not see that coming.
	Wow.
	I just assumed it would be soaring off into outer space.
	All right, let's get to the fucking male.
	I mean, sorry, the final video.
	I got two for you today because I don't want to end on this one, but I do want you to see it.
	Diabetics, especially when they're obese, they have circulation problems, and as they get older, they lose their fingers and their toes.
	Some of them lose all their toes, and they still have to go to the bathroom like anyone else.
	And sometimes, if they're obese, they get kind of hot and they'd rather just take their pants off.
	And the result is fucking weird.
	Are you pooping?
	Hello?
	I know you're pooping.
	It smells good.
	He's nude.
	He's got his underwear off, too.
	Yo, bug.
	That guy has had enough problems in his life.
	Can you fucking leave him alone, please?
	Jesus.
	Talk about punching down.
	There's one guy that doesn't deserve to be hassled.
	It's the tolless, obese man with diabetes who can't shit if he's not nude.
	This poor guy is antagonized by sugar.
	Yeah.
	And now he needs you, fucking.
	God's already picked on this guy enough.
	All right, let's end with this one.
	I thought this was cool.
	It's a storm-themed spa room.
	That lightning reminds me of something crazy.
	Okay, I'm reluctant to say this because you're going to think I've lost my mind, but God has been talking to me recently.
	That doesn't sound crazy to me.
	It's one of the craziest things I believe.
	It's up there with me thinking heroin is the devil, and it's not a metaphor.
	It's literally the devil.
	It started with the Kentucky Derby.
	I'm shocked I'm saying this, but I'm just going to say it because it's the truth.
	The truth will set you free.
	And I'm not sure if he wants me telling you, but we'll see if I get a cold after this.
	I saw the horse with Woodford Reserve on it, and something in my head just said, he's going to win.
	And then in my head, it said, God favors the brave.
	Right?
	That's not the saying.
	The saying is nature favors the brave.
	But in my head, I heard God favors the brave.
	And that guy went on to beat the odds like 100 to 1 or some shit.
	And he won the Kentucky Derby.
	I could have bet on it.
	I'm not in it for the money, God.
	And then I had other shit happening to me where I felt like it was a message from God.
	Like I heard a song about a guy talking about his, oh, yeah, it was the Bruce Springsteen thing where he goes, man, turns his back on his family.
	Well, he just ain't no good.
	And it's about a guy and his brother, and he's a cop, but his brother's a criminal.
	And I thought, oh, my, I haven't checked in my brother in a long time.
	And I called him, and he was in a pretty bad predicament that I think I helped get him out of, but he needed my help.
	That was another weird one.
	And then I told you about that dream I had, right?
	Where I was working a backhoe to fix a road, and the road's all ripped up, and I come back, and I got a fucking $170 ticket.
	So I spend the rest of the dream trying to argue that I shouldn't get this ticket.
	And then two different baby monsters, one of them, Robbie, says, you know, you got $170 ticket.
	That's about how many weeks Max and John got.
	And both baby monsters said, a road is an infrastructure.
	It's how you get people to a place.
	It's how you help people move and progress and live a fruitful life and correspond.
	And you've been working on that and you feel like someone's out to get you and you keep getting these tickets.
	But keep working on the road is what God was saying.
	Now it's going to get crazier.
	So I'm reading that on the plane on the way to Orlando from this other chick who says, I think God was talking to you in the dreams.
	In fact, she was so confident.
	Oh my God, I'm almost crying right now.
	She goes, exciting times.
	I can buy you a minute.
	I dropped the needle and it landed on that same line.
	Man turned his back on his family, ain't no good.
	Well, maybe you Googled it before.
	No, I didn't.
	I just dropped the needle.
	Oh, I see.
	Where you topped the needle in the song.
	Yeah, it played.
	It was on the line.
	So then I say to her, I describe her.
	My best friend's dying.
	I'm mocking Steven Crowder for crying on his show about his dog, and here I am crying.
	So I said to her, I'm looking out the window, and I'm seeing the sun go through the clouds in a really majestic way right now.
	As I was typing that, this happened.
	And lightnings flickered in the crowds, in the clouds, in the sunset.
	So then I went back into the paragraph and I said, the sunset is shooting through the clouds as lightning flickers.
	And then I added a paragraph.
	I go, actually, to be totally honest, when I wrote that first paragraph, there was no lightning.
	I had to go back and add it because it happened as I was typing to you.
	And then she goes, this is exciting.
	Wow.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop crying.

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