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April 29, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #146 - MATTRESS BOY (Part 1)

Our intrepid host declares war on his own family because they totally ignored him while he searched for his glasses for an entire day despite the fact that they were responsible for misplacing them. In protest, Gavin is wearing the shirt that held said glasses the same way Mattress Girl carried the mattress she was raped on. The hope is - obviously - it raises awareness about elder abuse. GUESTS: LIBS OF TIKTOK, MERCEDES CARRERA

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Don't say it ain't chores, cause all women are not whores.
Don't say it ain't yours, 'cause all women are not whores.
90% represent a woman that is faithful.
90% represent a woman that is faithful.
Ladies, can I hear it?
Ladies, can I hear it?
When a girl gets pregnant, her man is gonna run around.
Thank you!
Disse her for nine months when it's born, he wants to come around.
Talking at him, sorry for what I did.
And all of a sudden, he now wants to see his kiss.
She had to bear it by herself and take care of it by herself.
And giving her some money for milk won't really help.
Half of the fathers with sons and daughters don't even want to take them.
But it's so easy for them to make them.
It's true.
If it weren't for you...
That was Ed O.G.
Known to his close friends as Ed O.G. Or Edug.
Um...
Big Boston rapper, probably the most popular Boston rapper outside of fucking Jump Around Dudes, House of Pain.
The first to break it into the international scene, and this was back in the 90s when you could, when blacks rapped about culpability and said, We got to stop the violence and save our communities and be better men and stick around our babies.
And then the left got involved and said, no, no, no, just complain.
It's way cooler to complain.
And we lost culpability on a lot of different fronts.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
We have Matty O'Dell in the studio for a change.
What's going on, everybody?
For a change.
Yep.
I'm here every week.
Besides that, it's rarely here.
And of course, a Japanese man named Ryan Katsu Rivera is visiting us.
Japanese and Puerto Ricans.
So you know how this goes.
The first half hour is free.
Then we go behind the paywall.
We've got sponsors paying for the free part.
We make the video and the audio free.
And it's not really that typical of the show.
Usually on the show, we go through the news.
We make some jokes.
We mostly make fun of people.
We're very rude.
And on this show, It's more about getting in touch with the guys who pay.
So we talk to the subscribers, we do a live chat, we do calls, and we go through the letters.
I've painstakingly gone through the mailbag today and selected only the very few.
But before we get into any of that, I want to talk about something pretty serious that happened to me in my home.
Not unlike Bob Odenkirk's home invasion, this was a violation of my most sacred space.
Ryan, these new backgrounds don't work.
They're too dark.
You lose the contrast.
No, they have to be, like, white.
Anyway.
Bob Odenkirk claims he was home invaded three times, which does not make any fucking sense.
No one is home invaded 1.5 times.
First of all, if someone's home invaded, there was that porn star who got home invaded, she got like gang raped, and that's how I know who Mercedes Carrera is, and that's why we still talk on a regular basis, because the left totally abandoned her, because she's a porn star, and that's gross.
No, I'm not pro-porn, I'm anti-porn, but uh...
Criminals, porn stars, they're all still human beings.
And believe it or not, if you're a porn star, you do not deserve to be gang raped in your own home.
No.
You do deserve to be gang raped on any bridge in the surrounding area near your home.
Consensually.
Yeah.
Consensually gang raped.
Oh, that's a good name for a band.
oh there you go so Mercedes freaked the fuck out when everyone ignored that girl and I appreciated that but anyway I, this shirt I'm wearing, I'm wearing this shirt like Mattress Girl.
Remember Mattress Girl?
She claims she was raped and she carried a mattress around with her for her entire school year.
No way.
Yeah.
She's on the cover of New York Magazine as the new sexual revolution.
Now, if she was raped, yeah, that's pretty intense and I support you.
That's a good way to bring attention to it.
But what happened was she was going in the vagina hole in doggy style and her German exchange student boyfriend, with whom she discussed anal regularly, put it in the wrong hole momentarily.
And she claims that was the rape.
What's going on with her fucking Barack Obama fro there?
Is that her new look?
That's my new look.
That's a bad look, dude.
For a chick.
I've had the mattress.
A lot of folks say I was raped.
But I was.
So anyway, if you look at what she literally went through, I have been through this yesterday.
And that's why I'm wearing this shirt.
Allow me to tell you the story.
So two days ago, I was wearing this shirt.
It's a very cozy shirt.
It's made by the Ogden Brothers, I believe.
We'll find that out in a second when I take it off.
But I had my reading glasses and my normal glasses.
I had my normal glasses in my pocket and I was wearing my reading glasses.
And I was alone at Gavstav watching Better Call Saul, which has become my new tradition.
And I put on a chair.
I have these canary yellow bar stools, so to see the shirt on the chair is hurting the aesthetic of GazTav, so I'm annoyed by it.
When I go upstairs, I grab the shirt, I throw it over my shoulder, I know my glasses are in it, and I throw it on another, like on the couch upstairs, while I'm closing up the house, making sure everything is secure before bed.
Next day I wake up, I go to get my glasses, I can't find them anywhere!
Anywhere!
I searched for 40 minutes.
The kitchen, the bedroom, under the bed, every single kid's bed.
I'm going to rooms like my daughter's room that I was nowhere near from like 6 p.m.
on.
I know I had my glasses post 6 p.m.
And I had been to my daughter's room after that.
So there's no reason to check my daughter's room.
Right.
I check it.
Then I start going crazy.
I start checking hiding spots.
I catch myself checking the fridge.
And then I'm starting to look at spots that I've already checked several times, like the dirty laundry.
It'll magically appear there.
It'll magically appear.
You did, you looked here before, but you, you were wrong.
You didn't look here before.
You just think you did.
Going over the same, I'm going through my wife's laundry bag.
40 fucking minutes!
I'm late for the gym, which ended up being late.
I didn't have my glasses all Wednesday.
Who did I date?
So this goes on and my son was uh he's got a broken wrist so he was staying in sleeping in late uh he didn't have to go to school till 10.
I go have you seen my glasses or they're they're in a blue shirt this blue shirt they're in a blue shirt and he he's a teenager so of course I get oh Like I could be on fire and go, Hey man, do you know if there's a fire extinguisher around here?
I don't know.
Well, I'm burning to death.
I'm self emulating.
Immolating?
So he goes, no, I don't know.
Okay.
So that sticks up here.
Right.
And then I go to work all day.
I go into the city, compound media is canceled.
So I go back to the Bronx.
We shoot a show here.
I get home and I just can't relax.
I can't do anything until I find those fucking glasses.
Our house is not that big.
So I start doing what I call a sweep.
You know when you leave a hotel room?
You do a sweep.
You go into the bathroom, you check every nook and cranny in case you left a charger or a toothbrush.
There's always something.
There's always an iPhone charger, especially if you're with a family.
There's always an iPhone charger.
So you start in one corner and you rule out every room.
You look under the beds.
Then you can leave the hotel room.
So I'm doing that to my own fucking home.
And I'm going deep, boys.
I'm going under couches.
I'm going into laundry rooms.
I'm checking fridges again.
Already checked the fridges.
Eventually.
My wife, I've been texting her all day.
I know this is crazy.
I know you're busy, but have you seen my blue shirt with my glasses?
She doesn't even fucking respond.
That's the level of disrespect we're dealing with here.
I hate this fucking shit!
Oh, it gets worse.
So eventually they noticed that I'm grumpy and I can't talk because what I'm doing now is I'm in the FBI and I'm ruling out every single area in the house.
Fridges, bars, fucking storage units.
Places where we store stuff.
Uh, my dog's like food.
I'm going through everything.
And I can go, I can definitively say this area has no shirt with glasses in it.
Right?
So pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
I'm upstairs now.
And my wife eventually goes, maybe it's in our son's dirty laundry or his clean laundry.
This has been 36 hours.
Okay, maybe not 36 hours, right?
I woke up.
Okay, it's only been like 10 hours since I lost them.
She goes to my son's bed.
What the fuck is there?
This shirt.
What's that?
Say that again.
This shirt.
What?
With my glasses in it.
What?
Fold it up?
No.
Thrown like a piece of trash.
Oh lord.
Discarded?
She, as she's, and this is what my wife does and it drives me fucking nuts.
She thinks she's cleaning up when she grabs random piles of things and puts them in a neat pile.
So you could have a broken light bulb, a used syringe, a banana peel, and a notebook, and she would just go like, notebook, broken glass, used syringe, banana peel, and there'd be a neat little stack.
That's not cleaning up.
Most of that shit goes in the garbage and the notepad goes in the notepad section.
It's not a joke.
You got to stay alert when you're cleaning up.
It's not a dumb job cleaning up.
It takes concentration.
You don't just fucking like not make it look like a bomb dropped.
You have to everything in its place, a place for everything.
So anyway, she eventually notices that, uh, I'm freaking out.
I'm starting to think I'm insane, actually, because I know that this shirt has these glasses and something's fucked up.
So she checks my son's bed.
It's right there at the very top.
With a bunch of his other, the kids will all wear like sweatshirts and fucking sweatpants.
She picks it up.
Oh, there it is.
Now this fucker, my son, has been sitting on his ass saying, oh, while it was two feet from him, I know what you're saying, Gavin, why didn't you check his room?
I did.
But the bed that he was like one foot away from, I figured it can't be that.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I should have been more thorough in his room.
But he's going like, well you was bursting my room!
Playing MLB or whatever.
And I go, I gotta find my fucking shirt, I need my glasses.
I need glasses all day.
He's like, whatever.
And then I go, she gives me the shirt and I go, It's been here the whole time?
And then my son goes, oh my God.
And I go, what are you oh my God-ing?
I didn't have my glasses all day.
It's not just a shirt.
And then I exaggerated my nearsightedness.
I don't really need these.
I need them for reading.
How are you doing, Gavin?
They're just like reading glasses that I can wear on my face.
I miss my glasses all day.
And then I look at her and I just go, And I decide I'm gonna do something new.
Instead of going, what the fuck?!
I swear to God, it was the last thing I knew.
I told you like ten times!
I was trying to find my shirt with my glasses!
I was like, no, no, no, no.
This is revenge.
So guess what I did?
Nothing.
She wears, she started wearing slides.
I fucking hate slides almost as much as Crocs.
So her slides are gone.
Does it crocs, slides, and flip-flops, or just... It goes flip-flops are bad, slides are worse, crocs are unacceptable.
Especially for a woman, you know?
A grown woman, a mom.
Like you don't have to wear stilettos every day, but you have to try a little bit.
Those are gone.
I'll never, I'll never tell you could torture me for 10 hours.
I would never tell you where I hid those slides.
And then with the boy, I, I'm Scottish.
My stomach does not work very well.
We're used to like, uh, meat pies and, uh, Beer, really.
Yeah.
We're not good with spice or anything, but I drink a lot of liquor and eat a lot of Mexican food, a lot of Jalapenos.
So my shits in the morning are... There's a special section in the basement for me that I've been sent to.
Yeah, pee room.
Yeah.
So... Gavstav.
Yes, there's a bathroom in Gavstav.
I'm supposed to use that.
No, not this morning.
I used the bathroom that's next to his room.
I destroyed that.
You blew it up as they would say.
So that's my new form of parenting and being a husband.
And I think you should vacillate.
You can be a grump for four days, you can get in a fight, or you can just smile and go, thanks for my shirt.
Thanks for my glasses.
I wish you nothing but the best.
Evil and vindictive.
The darkness behind the eyes would really alert me.
Good luck finding your slides, and good luck brushing your teeth tomorrow.
Because both of you are in for a world of hurt.
And then, while they're wondering, like, why was that shit so bad?
It doesn't usually shit in my bathroom.
And, where are my slides?
They look over, and I'm just, like, stirring my coffee with this same shirt on, like, Hey.
Hot shit!
How's it going?
Oh.
Notice you're wearing your normal shoes today instead of your usual slippers.
You've just been gavved.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that.
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And it will get, here's them talking here, it will get users extremely high and sedated.
So, I know they wanted to avoid anything illegal, and they do, but I didn't know if they wanted to promote the fact that some of this shit gets you real toasted.
Zonked.
Zonkified.
So take it easy on the gummies, folks.
Especially the HHC, whatever it is, super hemp stem.
Oof.
Like, my wife had two and she had to put an ice pack on her chest and I had to do the Gavin McInnes Show slash GOML till 2 a.m.
to keep her grounded.
Of course she said, you loved it.
No, bitch.
I didn't love staying up till 2 a.m.
making sure you laughed all night.
And I don't like looking for my glasses for hours.
And by the way, with that previous story, Um, I searched all morning.
I was not happy all day knowing that physics had been defied and a shirt that I knew should be easy to find had vanished.
I'm starting to think someone broke into my house.
Over and over and over and over.
But I do know what cheered you up yesterday.
Matty's fantastic meat pie.
Scotch pies.
I assume that everyone in Britain loves scotch pies as much as you and I. No one in Britain has heard of them but Scottish people.
Well, James is James.
Here's my theory.
The land is so shit in Scotland that there's no arable land so they have that weird lard pastry and then lamb on the inside.
That's all they can make with some beans.
Fuck it's good.
You nailed it.
Now I don't know if this will air in the next Matty's Shitty Kitchen, right?
Oh yeah, next Wednesday.
Yesterday was the pork.
No, the shrimp and the peanut spicy noodles.
Matty, could you aim the mic to your mouth a little more?
Sure.
Yeah, the spicy, which was delicious.
I don't want to sound critical here, because it was a fantastic meat pie, but you told me that you got the wrong pepper.
So I had pepper in my head when I bit it.
Bit it?
When I ate it.
And so it tasted peppery, but I think that may have been the result of suggestion.
Yeah, I think so.
My cousin Michael, he was there towards the tasting part, and he's the one who mentioned it to me, because Ryan and he were eating them at first, and then I had some.
Oh, so Mike noticed it was peppery?
Yeah.
Okay, so it's not just in my head.
No, no, no.
But me planting that seed, when I said to you, hey, it was supposed to be white pepper, not black pepper.
I've got a pretty incredible guest coming on.
Why did 14% of the recipe produce 50% of the flavor?
That's what I'm wondering.
What, you thought it was peppery too?
No, it was like a black violence statistics joke.
Don't give away the joke, dude.
Are you sorry?
Sorry, I'm checking out my phone for our imminent guest.
El Gueste Eminente.
So you gotta give me a little more time to catch up on the joke.
Should I take a poke of this?
Now I put a skull and crossbones on this.
This is the Delta 8.
Should we see what happens to me if I take a couple pokes?
Yeah!
Okay.
Because I might not perform as well.
Which would be... That would be impressive if you could possibly do worse.
If you can get any worse than what you are now, then go for it.
I didn't know you'd go below zero, but that would be something.
Bye bye.
Remember that in high school you'd have acid and you'd be like, see ya later!
That was a big poof.
Let's see what it do, what it do.
Back in the Adderall days, we would also, you'd have an Adderall and a large coffee, and you'd come up, back when I had the ad agency, we would do a lot of Adderall.
Not a lot, actually, five milligrams.
To young people today, that's fucking, to anyone today.
They're taking the peaches, 30 milligrams.
It was a lot for me.
So a large coffee and five milligrams, and I'd just go up to my business partner and go, I am high as a guy on the 4th of July.
Um, so I'm not gonna announce this guest until we call her, in case she doesn't answer, but uh... Let's give it a whirl here, folks.
You ready?
Sure.
Tell me how the volume is there, Rye Guy.
Sounding good so far, sir.
You're too stoned to know.
I know.
Three ringy dingys, as Gilda Radner would say.
Beep.
Four ringy dingys.
Not looking good, folks.
I'm gonna have to call my parents to make up for this.
Please leave your message for... Quick on the draw!
Almost gave her a phone number.
I think they can parse the rest.
They'll just click four and then try every other combination.
We fucked up.
We all did.
Um... It's not even four.
I don't know why she said a ff sound.
That's Libs of TikTok!
Well, thanks for coming on.
And I got her number.
She said, I saw you requested an interview.
I'm glad you guys got in touch.
You guys have supported me from the beginning.
I just said, I feel like I just got a text from Elvis.
And I said, love to do a sit down, but we'll take what we can get.
She goes, let's just talk on the phone.
Sure.
And I was like, and I'll just explain that we're live.
By the way, speaking of live, you can go to the live desktop thing.
You click live.
Donate to read a message on air.
We'll read most of them.
A hundred dollars.
We'll definitely read it.
But you click right here.
Fill it out.
Read your message.
One of the reasons that this shirt was off is because it's so warm.
So that's a bit of a curse.
But I can't recommend these shirts enough.
This is, uh, I'm sorry I was wrong.
I said Ogden Brothers.
Orton Brothers.
Clothing company.
Western Vermont.
This is a medium.
I'm fairly fat.
I'm 5'10 and a half.
It's not at all snug on me.
Mediums can be pretty small.
So I weigh 196.
I think this medium would fit you if you meet any of those criteria.
But Orton Brothers, fantastic shirts.
I'm 196.
Yes, but you're petite.
Yes, I'm short.
Join the Baby Monsters Telegram group.
Okay.
Stand black and stand by.
T.ME slash Baby Monsters.
Nice.
With a zero for an O and a three for an E.
Gotcha.
For our listeners out there.
So I want to ask Liv's at TikTok a few things.
One, do you think you caused the Don't Say Gay bill?
Because I think she did.
And then two, I wanted to ask her about the Taylor Lorenz defense.
So Taylor Lorenz is the, I don't know, HuffPo, Daily Beast, they're all the same to me.
Journalist who... Doxter.
Who Doxter.
The left's defense is there was two women with that name, I wanted to make sure I didn't expose the wrong one.
So I went to the house of the other Chaya, whatever, Leblath, very like Israeli sounding names, to say, are you the one that slips a TikTok or is it the other one?
Oh, Jesus.
Which makes you go, okay, like, say I do take that side.
Why are you so determined to find the name of the person doing the account?
Yeah.
Like, why is that so important to you?
But the reporter was all over the news a couple of months prior to that, literally crying.
Yes.
Because she was doxxed.
And how horrible of a thing it was, and then she turns around and does it.
You know, graffiti artists are popular all over New York City.
Why is there not this giant push to find out who the fuck this particular graffiti artist is?
Why do you need to know the name of the woman who's doing that?
Who cares?
Why don't you defend the people that she's exposing and point out why their ideas are awesome?
Anyway, we're missing a lot of these fucking...
Live chats, I feel bad.
Go back to the first one, Ryan.
Something about... No, not that one.
Can you discuss Milo in more depth?
Why he left the industry?
What exactly is he doing?
Did he split from his husband?
He left, we had a negotiation about pay and it kept going up and up and up and up and up and then I said dude this is getting crazy and he said oh whatever I can see which way the wind is blowing goodbye.
I was like alright.
Because he's used to big money.
He's used to millions and millions of dollars.
So when he's negotiating with a Scotsman, I'm just like, I don't know if that's a bit rich.
And then he told me to fuck off.
Not in a bad way.
He just said, like, I can see which way the wind is blowing.
And I said, OK, buy it.
And I think it took him by surprise because he expected the money he was asking for.
But um and then you know he's like me he's cancelled.
So where else is he gonna go?
So he goes to Church Militant.
They take him in and he's doing a great job there.
I don't know if he's split from his husband.
I mean he says he's not gay anymore right?
I'm gonna say yes.
I'm gonna guess yes.
Do you believe he will return to the scene in the coming months?
Well this brings up the the The confusing question, the unanswerable question, can you come back from being canceled?
And I don't think so.
Will I ever have a Jimmy Kimmel show on NBC?
Is it even fathomable?
No, that's like a different universe.
That's a multiverse.
You think the Elon Musk Twitter thing, let's say you were back on Twitter.
If I'm back on Twitter, I'll be banned in a month.
I don't know.
Let's say you weren't.
Couldn't that start a revolution?
If I am back on Twitter, I'll tell you what my first tweet will be.
What?
Niggers caused the Holocaust.
I wouldn't do that.
They did.
I understand that, but I don't think... Through basketball.
I know.
I've seen the documentary.
But.
Look, this is going to sound crazy.
But hear me out.
And I'm going to say the most outrageous part first.
Niggers caused the Holocaust through basketball.
Now I hate that word.
Basketball.
Um, no, I don't know.
I think that might, because all the eyes would be on you.
They'd be like, let's see how bad these bad people are.
I know, but when you're in a situation like that, you just can't resist saying the worst thing imaginable.
Yeah, I hear ya.
Well, he said, Elon tweeted today that he's next gonna buy Coca-Cola so he can put cocaine back in it.
Yes.
He did say that, yeah.
Do you know why Coca-Cola doesn't have cocaine?
Because it's illegal.
But why was it made illegal?
I guess people were getting hooked on it.
The American government decided that the Negro gets too crazy on cocaine.
And it's not good for society as a whole.
So we have to ban it.
That's why they ban it?
They outlawed it?
They outlawed it.
They're hoping it would cut out the basketball thing that started the Holocaust.
Okay, let me... Wait, we might... We have hopes for Limbs of TikTok.
The rest of that Milo message, they said that he's our generation's Christopher Hitchens.
Oh, he's great.
I love him.
It's amazing.
I love him.
I always will.
You ever see the Hitchens versus brother debate?
Christopher and what's his name?
Peter?
I think so.
Hello?
Hello, libs of TikTok!
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
Good, how are you?
Good.
You sound like you're maybe 33.
Uh, I'm not going to confirm or deny anything about my age.
You sound like you have a large mole above your left eyebrow.
Um, I will neither confirm or deny anything.
You sound like you have a neck tattoo of an eagle giving America the finger.
That doesn't make sense.
Um, hi, how you doing?
I'm good.
Are we live now?
We're live.
You are being recorded.
You're being broadcast.
This is it.
I hope I didn't pressure you into this call.
I'm more excited that you want to be my best friend, so we can scrap any interviews if I can retain that friendship.
Um, okay, yeah.
I mean, I'm happy to do this for you guys, but people have been sending me clips of you guys mentioning me for months already.
So, I know that you guys have been supporters from the beginning, and I appreciate that.
You know, I did an interview recently where they said, Andrew Breitbart said that politics is downstream from the culture.
Can you give me an example?
And I said, libs of TikTok is the reason we have the Don't Say Gay Bill.
Would you agree with that?
Well the left keeps saying that and I really really want to believe it's true because that would like make me feel so good about myself and I believe it's probably it's like a tiny It's a bit partially true, but I don't think I was the one responsible for it.
I mean, DeSantis is obviously really on top of these things.
He knows what he's doing, and what he's doing is incredible, and he probably was in the works for a while, but I think it probably helped a little bit, and definitely helped to rally support for it.
Yep.
Well, this is the thing.
You know, politics and laws are based on the general consensus.
Sometimes the general consensus is wrong.
But in this case, it was right.
And I think what happened was we all knew that kindergarten teachers are pro-gay and very left.
And we didn't really care because we thought they're just teaching them ABCs and 123s.
And ultimately, most education is just a glorified daycare.
But what you did is you took public information and you said, no, these guys are not casual about it.
It's really fucking in your face.
And that's when I think America as a whole went, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
We don't care if you're gay.
We don't care even if you're trans, if you're some chick who managed to grow a beard.
But like, your obsession with it is making me very uncomfortable.
Their obsession with pushing it on the kids, yeah.
And you know what we always say on this show, we go, homosexuality is a sexual preference.
Kids are not sexual.
Why is this on the books?
Yeah.
I mean, when kids are old enough to understand, then, you know, they can choose to do whatever they want.
I mean, that should definitely not be in school.
It shouldn't be part of the curriculum.
Like, hey kids, when you're dating, there's gonna be a lot more oral and a lot of foreplay.
Obviously as you get older, in a marriage, 20 years in a marriage, there's gonna be a lot more doggy style than you'd expect.
Missionary is about a tenth of marital sex, okay?
It's very important you know that.
If you memorize that, then you get an A. Yeah.
You can say that back to me without laughing.
And you know, another thing they don't get about kids is, I have kids and anytime, not just sex, but any kind of like kisses or smooching or like even in a movie where two people seem attracted to each other, it disgusts them.
They abhor it.
Do you have?
Can we ask if you have kids?
No, I don't have kids.
I don't have kids yet.
Yeah, they're not into it at all.
You might as well be talking to So I follow a lot of leftist accounts and their review of the Taylor Lorenz thing is that she's totally innocent, she found your name, And then she found another woman with the same name.
So she said, I'm just going to verify that I don't expose the wrong Chaya whatever weird Israeli name you have.
So I'm going to meet her to say, hey, I don't want to get you embroiled in this if I got the wrong one.
That's their defense.
What do you think of that?
Well, I think it's funny because she went on an interview afterwards, and she said that she was going to post the story anyway, and then she blamed, um, I don't know if you saw this, but they were saying that before the story even came out, people on Twitter were talking about how she showed up to people, my family members' homes, and so she was blaming them for confirming the story for her, and she was like, oh, well, you know, she did it herself.
And then she went on an interview and literally blamed again those people who posted about her visiting family members home.
And then in the next sentence, literally, she's like, yeah, well, I was going to post the story.
So it's like she was going to post it anyway.
And like now she's blaming them for confirming my identity.
But I mean, she I don't even think she knows.
She does.
I don't.
She's lying and she knows that.
So it wasn't just one other woman with your same name that she approached.
It was all kinds of relatives.
Uh, she approached quite a few people and there are a lot of people who actually share my name.
So, um, I don't, I don't, I don't know how she was planning on confirming a hundred percent who it was.
What is that name?
Is it Israeli?
Uh, no, it's not.
Okay.
I'm not even sure where it originates.
Eastern European, maybe?
So, are you suing her?
Are you thinking of taking legal action?
I can't discuss any of that.
Sorry.
Okay.
You're not thinking of suing me, are you?
Not yet, but we'll see how the rest of this plays out.
Oh, great.
I knew this was going to be bad.
Well, thanks for calling in.
I just want to say that you're an inspiration.
I love what you do.
And just like Project Veritas, the thing I love about what you do is there's not that much editorial.
There's 0.01 editorial.
It's just, hey, everyone, I know you abhor these people.
You avoid them like the plague because they're fucking annoying.
But here's just in case you want to dip your toes in, here's what they're saying on a regular basis.
I was shocked.
I thought I was in tune with them, but I was mortified.
Yeah, it's mortifying.
And when you keep seeing it over and over and over again, it just confirms that it's not just a one-off case.
I mean, this is happening constantly.
So it's really, it's scary what's going on.
And there seems to be an element of animosity to it.
Like, oh, you think that I'm going to go your way with the American flag?
Not only am I not doing that, these are my flags.
Like, there's a real fuck you element to it that's indicative of Antifa and the radical left.
You know, when I was a kid, my kindergarten teacher was the sweetest old lady you could conceivably imagine.
Yeah, same.
And this seems more like some sort of a in your face, almost like revenge.
Yeah, it feels it feels a little bit like organized.
Like, I mean, I don't know.
They're like, you know, we're going to go into all the schools, we're going to take over all the schools and this is what we're going to do.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does feel like that.
Indoctrination.
That's the ultimate question, too, with the radical left, is how much is some grandiose plan, and I vacillate from these two options, so how much is some grandiose plan, some globalist evil plan, and how much is just like an incompetent virus that gets into the system via unions and spreads like a metastasized cancer against its own will?
I don't know.
I don't know which one it is.
And the other big thing with this is, and Jen Psaki was in tears discussing this recently on the news, it's all about defending gay kids who are being bullied.
And I've checked in with parents with young kids.
The only bullying going on is anyone who doesn't say they're trans or bi.
There's the gay bashing thing is like 30 years out of date.
I think they just really want to be a prog.
They really want to be a what?
Oppressed.
So they want to protect them.
Yeah, and they've got oppression by proxy.
It's Munchausen, where they say, these gay kids are getting bullied and I'm standing up for them.
Okay.
Well, you may want to check in to see if the gay kids are being bullied before you change the entire educational system forever.
Right.
Make sure there's evidence of that.
Yeah.
Well, thanks for calling.
We're out of time, but I should probably say this off-air, but can we become friends?
Um, let me sleep on it.
Okay.
That's great.
You got time.
Okay.
All right.
Well, it's been nice.
Thanks so much for appearing on the show.
I know you put a lot of, uh, you're risking a lot more cancellation by even speaking to me, but, uh, I think you're doing the Lord's work.
All right.
Thank you.
Thanks Libs.
Bye.
Bye.
This is a clip from Tucker that says that you might not want to be my friend.
Are you hurt by that?
Yeah.
Well, she's a busy woman.
She didn't say no.
I might have to put on my hurt shirt again.
She kind of said no.
Oh God.
Kind of sounded like she didn't like you at all.
Didn't sound like she enjoyed the interview.
No, she did.
But this is a clip from Tucker saying she actually is responsible.
DeSantis' spokeswoman or press secretary said it.
Millions of parents are grateful for that.
So is Gratina Pushaw, who's the press secretary for the governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis.
Tucker, you gotta... He was partly in response to videos that she saw... Fly away in the back there?
Gotta get some Razzak!
Ultimately banned public school teachers from lecturing kindergartners about sex.
That's no law.
It's one of the most popular laws in the state.
Pretty big.
majority of Democrats support it.
So lips of TikTok was getting results, as good journalism does.
Not bad for a Twitter feed.
So of course that Twitter feed had to be shut down.
The Biden administration and its many servants in the news media set to work.
Pretty big.
It's a big bill.
Oh, I've never seen that Christina Peshaw retweet her.
That's a nickname, by the way, Pasha, because she's the way she just like blows off questions.
She's like, her last name, I think, is Rudolph.
Rudolph?
I love your repertoire for names.
What's your fake name?
What's your fake name?
Well, usually I usually use Lamia.
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- Hey Mercedes, you're live on the air.
- Hey, Gavin, and hey everybody live on the air. - What's going on?
Not much.
I'm just here in the wonderful West Valley Detention Resort.
San Bernardino's been all over the news recently.
Someone just killed a Hells Angel in a club there.
There was another major murder that went on I think yesterday.
Oh really?
That place is hopping.
How's life in jail?
They say that's the biggest part of it is it's boring.
Absolutely, uh, unextraordinary as always.
They say that's the biggest part of it is it's boring.
Very mundane.
You know, it is boring.
Although I have to say in the last three years, I have given myself a PhD in history.
I've read probably a thousand books.
So, you know, it's not, it's not bad for somebody who wants to read as long as you can tune out all of the idiot sounds and, you know.
Okay.
So you're totally focused.
You're in your cell.
You're reading about China.
You're reading about Russia.
You're, you're learning Mandarin.
You're, uh, you're investigating conspiracy theories like Russians orchestrated 9/11, all this stuff.
Give us a grand picture of the past hundred years.
What's really going on?
What do I think is going on?
Yeah.
Okay, well, I mean, really, what we have right now, or what's going on in myself?
Are you asking about... No, no, I mean the globe.
History, Russia, China, the West, the East.
Okay, well, actually, what's happening right now, what Russia's doing is what Russia did in the 19th century.
There's a great book by Peter Hawkerk called The Great Game.
And so the picture in Ukraine is exactly what happened with the Circassian.
The Russians invaded an area of Georgia called Circassia in about 1830.
And the British at the time went into an extreme amount of Russophobia.
And they did exactly what America is doing now.
America is the new Anglo-American Empire.
And the British were unwilling to fight the fight, but they armed the Circassians.
And the Circassians were absolutely leveled.
They were destroyed in this battle.
Because the Russians have always been a disorganized army.
They will throw endless amounts of of men at the fight.
So they destroyed Circassia and they ended up annexing the empire.
The Russians are always, always expanding.
Catherine the Great always had designs for Constantinople.
Turkey has absolutely come back to life.
Most people don't know this, but there's a fight right now in Armenia and Azerbaijan.
This has come back to life.
This is because Turkey is awakening.
Catherine the Great named her two grandsons, Constantine and Alexander.
Putin wants to go down in history as Putin the Great.
He has designs to re-expand the Russian Empire.
You notice on his podium there's the two-headed eagle.
Do you think that there's going to be a world war?
I don't know if there will be a world war, but I think there's a handing off of power.
Most people don't know that the Russians and the Chinese are creating their own cryptocurrency that's blockchain-backed.
And whenever you see currencies change... See, part of the reason that these currency blockades have not affected them is because they have created their own currency system, this blockchain-backed currency.
The SWIFT sanctions have not affected them.
This is a big deal, because if they have their own currency system, then they are able to create their own transfers in Eurasia, right?
And that's why they banned Bitcoin.
90 to 95% of Bitcoin was actually mined in the Xinjiang region.
Well, this is getting too complicated for my tiny brain.
Mercedes, we got to go.
But are we all going to die in a nuclear war within the next week?
Alright Mercedes, thanks for calling.
have been predicting the parousia and the resurrection of Christ and the end of the world since about 70 AD and it hasn't happened since then and I don't think it'll happen now.
I think the world will continue to repeat itself over and over because humans are very stupid and they do the same thing.
As Voltaire always said, history doesn't repeat itself, but man always does.
Alright, Mercedes, thanks for calling.
Alright, love you guys.
Love you, bye.
I've heard that rumor that Putin actually owns Bitcoin.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, we should also make it clear before we leave that Mercedes has been accused of one of the most heinous crimes imaginable, child molestation.
There's been no evidence of that.
The authorities confiscated her hard drives and found nothing.
She's a good friend of mine, has been for many years.
I have to keep open in my mind the one to two percent chance that she's guilty, but you're innocent till proven guilty and I strongly believe that she's a victim of this political witch hunt.
She's Sexy and cool and fun and interesting and smart and she was making MAGA sound cool.
And I believe she was framed.
She's got a born-again Christian ex-husband who won in custody of the kid and got the kid to say horrific things.
And the reason the whole case got wings and she hasn't even been able to see a judge for three years.
Has it been now?
Yeah.
It's because she's MAGA.
And my evidence, of course, is everyone else I know that's MAGA in prison, not getting any justice.
From Ethan Nordean to Joe Biggs to Max Hare to John Kinsman.
The list goes on.
Brendan Vaughn, Nick Ox.
We don't have justice in this system.
We have a deep swamp mob.
And it's fucked up because we're even wondering, you know, what's true and what's not, even amongst our own friends.
It's the Soviet Union.
You don't know who to trust.
You don't know who's listening.
You don't know who's going to frame you tomorrow and throw you in prison for bullshit.
Moles everywhere.
Moles everywhere!
Can I say this to Ethan Nordean?
He has written a letter about his experience in there and just some of the things about the system that everybody should read.
If you go to Julie Kelly's Twitter, at Julie Kelly, at Julie underscore Kelly too, it's there at amgreatness.com.
So that just came out today, which should be pretty huge.
Oh good.
Yeah, we were gonna get Ethan on the show.
I had trouble with Securicor.
I applied to Securicor's video messaging with him, and they let me down.
They said, no, you did not pass.
The jail refuses to let you video chat with him.
Whoa.
But Ryan got through.
I did.
Wow, that's crazy.
Anyway, it's fucking insane.
These times we're living in.
Definitely.
We saw the cops let them in.
I mean, It was a meandering, not an insurrection.
I was talking to a bartender last night in Grand Central who was saying his wife is from Moscow and she goes, to this day, if they're talking about anything controversial, she takes his phone and her phone and she puts it in another room.
Oh yeah.
Because that's how she grew up.
But he said, but with her in Moscow, she was worried someone had a glass up against the wall.
And I was like, they did.
And he goes, yeah, they did.
It wasn't paranoia.
Wow.
And as Michael Malice points out, they would have family members turning each other in.
So you're sitting at dinner looking at everyone.
So yeah, when I talk to Mercedes, of course, there's a little tiny part of my brain going, what if my friend is lying?
What if my friend did molest a child?
Not a fun thing to have in the back of your mind.
No.
But I'm 98% sure that she's innocent.
I think that's, she should be happy with that, right?
Yeah.
What are you at, Ryan?
With her innocence?
Like... Yeah, 90-something percent.
In the 90s?
Anyway, we're gonna go behind the paywall now.
We usually only do half an hour, but we had some hot guests.
We're gonna start taking calls and reading letters.
So, to the freeloaders who are not willing to spend $10 a month, you're really... I don't know why... Why don't you just try it for one month?
I, my show alone is now five days a week.
It's fantastic.
It gives you all the news you need.
It touches all the hot topics.
Tonight we're going to be talking about, what's the big hot topic?
Um, fucking, uh, obviously Elon Musk is big, but, um.
Well, if you're subscribed, you could talk to us.
Otherwise, we don't give a shit about you.
Oh, Chris Pratt.
They're trying to cancel Chris Pratt.
Because I guess he's not rabidly left-wing.
He's based.
The Guardians of the Galaxy guy's like, for what?
For your made-up witch hunt?
So my point is gonna be, this is all it takes to push back against the mob.
It takes one person in control, a CEO, a director, the manager of the restaurant to go, yeah, I know what he did.
I know what he did.
I know what he said.
He still works here, that's fine.
Like I was at a pizza place the other day and I see this fucking boomer couple freaking out and staring at me.
I'm in Westchester and they're on the stairs and they're pointing.
They're rich!
I can tell this guy makes two million a year.
Him and his wife are loaded.
White couple, not Jewish, Italian it seemed.
And he goes, he's pointing at me and then and I go, Hi!
Because the cat's out of the bag.
He goes inside the restaurant.
We were at the patio.
He goes inside the restaurant and he complains to the owner.
And he goes, you have a fascist out there or some shit.
And the manager goes, we don't ask our customers their political affiliations.
It's not really my job to make sure that everyone I serve food to agrees with me politically.
So that's not really on the table.
That's all it takes.
He didn't agree with me.
I don't support the Proud Boys.
He doesn't have to say.
He doesn't have to Zeke Hile.
So then the guy runs out.
I think I've told you this story before.
He runs out.
He has no adrenaline control.
And he goes, I know who you are.
I don't want you here.
I don't like you in this town.
I know your name.
You don't know my name.
I'll tell you my name.
And I go, I don't care what your name is.
I said my usual, if you want to debate, we can debate.
If you want to fight, we can fight.
But otherwise, fuck off.
I don't care what a stranger thinks.
And he goes, I don't want you here.
I just go, why would you think I would care?
You're a stranger.
Who cares what strangers think about themselves?
I would have said, how's it feel to want?
Fuck outta here.
And then he leaves, and then he comes back and he goes, Oh Jesus.
Making a movie for nothing.
I managed not to cry the entire time.
But when that fun ghoul came out, it brought me back to happy days.
And the Fonz.
And the way he would treat Richie Cunningham and Patsy.
Ralph Malfe.
And Ralph fucking Malfe.
And I thought, I came in here thinking I was Sticks, the black guy who played the drums on a few episodes.
And I'm walking out of here like a Ralph Malfe with a fucking stick up his ass.
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