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April 1, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #142 - NAZI BUNS

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	From New York, it's Get Up My One with Kevin McGuinness The Eagle and the Pearl Living here of the pending nuclear warfare.
	What does the matter of fact?
	Believe it turned back.
	Plenty people don't care whether it came in and turned out.
	First one quarter with the young man rears about survival.
	Destruction is a fear.
	Them life already coming like a knife.
	And you can see it everywhere.
	The famine and the fear.
	The doubt and the drought.
	Desperation and the fear.
	And you can see it all around.
	The massacres abound.
	Dead bodies all around.
	The tragedies abound.
	Missing persons can't be found.
	Fucking guy, man.
	Linton Quasi Johnson, yet another yardy, an immigrant from Jamaica to England after the mass diaspora, the exodus of 69.
	Jamaica declared independence and said, fuck you, England.
	And five years later said, yo, England, Waguan.
	Would you mind if I came ashore, you know?
	Oh, what happened to your little island?
	Yeah.
	That's kind of, it's not as good since you left.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, come over.
	You like soccer and Guinness.
	You're part of the club already.
	You'll blend in nicely.
	There was a couple riots, like the cover of the Clash album, right?
	The Guns of Brixton and all that.
	But they did pretty well.
	And then you have immigrates like Linton Quasy Johnson.
	Unlike the specials and all the great ska bands.
	Linton Quasy Johnson did a new kind of assimilation.
	He's actually a pioneer for this kind of assimilation, which is, I'm going to bitch and gripe about this country, and you people will love it.
	And it's true.
	Americans, Brits, Europeans, Westerners love shitting on their country.
	And they love it when you come here and go, this place sucks.
	So one of his biggest hits, of course, was England is a bitch, bitch, bitch.
	There's no escape in it.
	Did it?
	England is a bitch, Fitrue.
	As you have white, his whole white band, like, so true.
	Sonny's Letta was all about the police and how evil they are, and they beat up this kid, and he's in jail now.
	And then that song, what do you got there?
	England is a bitch.
	So he's a poet, right?
	The band was all like supplied by the country he hates.
	England is a bitch.
	There's no escaping.
	Okay, then leave.
	England is a bitch.
	Eskiapen.
	That's got to be fun to talk that way, though.
	Eskiapen.
	Eskiapen.
	That's what I would do if I, I don't know, had nothing but free time and no family and no studio and no show and was forced to do this at gunpoint.
	I want to do a documentary about Puerto Rican Spanish, Glaswegian English, Jamaican English.
	Actually, that's not a good triad, is it?
	Jamaican English, Glaswegian English, and it has to be another English.
	Like maybe deep, deep south.
	They couldn't be black either.
	You're already covered black with Jamaicans.
	Some other weird English.
	But I love the bastardization of language.
	It's interesting to me.
	But anyway, that song, The Eagle and the Beer, people living in fear, is where we're at now, right?
	The Eagle, America, and the Bear, Russia.
	We're living in fear of an impending nuclear war fair.
	You can rhyme fear and fair in Jamaica.
	And the funny part about his version of events is, why are you so worried about a nuclear war?
	We're living in hell now.
	There is annihilation and poverty everywhere in this shithole called England.
	But I kind of, it's very relevant today.
	I mean, we do, I kind of agree with him in many ways.
	Like, why are you worrying about nuclear annihilation when we're dealing with this brutal economy and we've got pedophile teachers and we've got fucking oil prices through the roof and unemployment and nothing can get done and the supply chain is all fucked and we've sort of lost our hubris and we're in a national divorce where one side hates the other and fucking proud boys up in Connecticut.
	What was the name of the town?
	Check my getter.
	They just did a food drive.
	They got 800 pounds of food, cans, chips, everything.
	Donated it to loaves and fish shelter, food service thingamajiggy for the homeless.
	And they said, thank you so much for bringing this.
	Then some cunt journalist, I think I may have caught him, calls them up and goes, you know that's from Proud Boys, right?
	And they go, no, thank you.
	It's garbage.
	Dude, what are you doing?
	That's like from 100 years ago.
	What the hell?
	And so they've refused it.
	And Proud Boys go, what are you doing?
	You're not going to take our donation?
	Yeah, Einfeld, Connecticut.
	Loaves and Fishes.
	So go down one.
	This woman, presumably an affirmative action hire, Maya Nicole Matthews, she gets the job to run Loaves.
	What's it called?
	Loaves and Fish?
	Go up one?
	Yep, Loaves and Fish.
	Loaves and Fishes, right?
	Obviously a biblical reference.
	And she says, no, doesn't that mean, first of all, she's making her own career and political aspirations.
	She's putting that above the people, the homeless people there, who I presume are disproportionately black.
	That's the pattern in the country.
	So she's putting her own fucking politics above poor people getting food.
	Isn't that a violation of their 501c?
	Are you not a nonprofit anymore if you're making it political?
	Because that's political.
	Now, the fact that she's wrong isn't that relevant.
	Should you be analyzing the politics of the people who donate?
	What if they were Nazis?
	If I'm starving, you can feed me Nazi buns.
	Is that a good name for a band?
	Nazi buns?
	I was just thinking, I was trying to work some pun.
	What if that was the chapter, what if like in the history books and Wikipedia one day they were like, and then the Nazis actually started coming around.
	They started donating food to disproportionately black homeless people.
	Well, that's the other thing.
	Like, I don't want to get in the weeds of why she's wrong to call them that.
	Right.
	That's a waste of time.
	That's so two years ago.
	But yeah, if you do want to get in the weeds, why would Nazis be donating to black people, Mexican people?
	I mean, if they were Nazis, they'd have a caveat, right?
	That says this is just for whites.
	Right.
	Or it's like shit that only white people would like.
	I don't know.
	Like what?
	Jell-O?
	What do only white people eat?
	Everyone else goes, what the fuck?
	You crazy, motherfucker.
	That's a good one.
	Shortbread.
	Please write in with your...
	Yeah.
	BLTs?
	No, I think they're not.
	Have you ever seen a black guy have a BLT?
	I've never really seen black people eating a BLT, but some of them do hate pork, right?
	Well, yeah, that's not as common as it is on TV, though.
	Anyway.
	So I don't know.
	I thought it was funny that the song is so prescient, and it also is one of my favorite subjects, Amen Grates.
	And I want you to call it.
	Now, don't be racist with that woman and do something stupid like you fucking black bitch.
	Then you're just justifying.
	That's right up her alley.
	But I think, and I did this, I think you should call her and go, so what's going on here?
	You check the political affiliations of your donors and you deny them food.
	There was 800 pounds of food there yesterday.
	And they said, if you don't come and pick this up, we're throwing it in the garbage.
	Poor people are there going, could I have a nibble?
	And then I talked to some people.
	There's a rumor going around.
	This hasn't been validated, but there's a rumor going around that plowboys waited outside and said, fine, fuck you.
	We'll just feed them as they come in for help.
	And they were like, no, thank you.
	And I think, and I have it by good authority, that the homeless people were told, if you accept any food from those Nazis, you're never coming here again.
	So they're like, sorry, I can't eat.
	Sorry.
	Go back.
	What's her name?
	Maya Matthews.
	Mrs. Matthews?
	What a cunt.
	With a nose ring.
	Yeah.
	How old are you, ma'am?
	You don't have to say, I agree with this group and everything they do.
	When you get asked by the journalists or whatever, you just go, it's not my job to get into the political affiliations of the donors.
	That's not what we do here.
	We're a Christian organization that's here to help the poor.
	I'm not going to do an, what do they call it?
	An audit.
	I'm not going to do an ethical audit on everyone who walks in the door.
	I don't have time.
	Yeah.
	By the way, one of the journalists, I said to him, the guy who wrote that article, I said to him, I said, you ready for this?
	Here's the article here.
	Why isn't it displaying?
	Do you get this?
	On journalinquirer.com.
	Where it doesn't display?
	Yeah.
	I said, you don't find it kind of unusual that a black woman is denying and then I put in brackets, presumably disproportionately, black people food?
	And he goes, what would make you assume, presume that?
	So he's baiting me like I'm going to say something racist, like, well, black people are always hungrier.
	I don't know what the fuck he's trying to make me say.
	Black people say it themselves.
	They complain about that all the time.
	I go, oh, cute.
	You're acting coy, so I'll say something racist.
	How totally not an activist and totally a journalist of you.
	First of all, we didn't bring identity politics into this.
	You and Maya did.
	I'm just explaining your hypocrisy using your logic.
	The general pattern is blacks are overrepresented in the homeless population.
	It's safe to assume this pattern rears its ugly head in your neck of the woods also.
	The big picture here, however, is letting personal optics trump people getting help perfectly sums up why so many people hate assholes like you.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Which is my new favorite thing to say.
	It kind of means the end of the discussion, too, doesn't it?
	Yeah.
	I mean, how can you...
	Go fuck yourself.
	You can't talk anymore if you're fucking yourself.
	It's better than fuck you, I think.
	Right.
	Fuck you makes you sound a little vulnerable.
	Like, I don't know.
	Fuck fuck you.
	Right.
	Like, I'm mad.
	Please go.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Means, like, you go away and I don't care what you do when you're gone away.
	You're away for good.
	Right.
	It's better than Tucker's, fuck you.
	I hate you.
	Yeah.
	Fuck you, I hate you.
	I love it.
	It was my second favorite.
	It was big last week.
	But the problem with fuck you, I hate you is it's sort of like I'm reluctantly saying goodbye.
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	It's like this revelation that I don't like you anymore and I can't believe we've come to this.
	Right.
	It's too vulnerable.
	Yeah.
	It's like I'm not even done with you.
	It's announcing that I'm done with you.
	It's like how you would announce divorcing your wife.
	Like, I can't believe we're here after 20 years, but fuck you.
	I hate you.
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	I like to smile, though.
	That's awesome.
	If you could smile and say fuck you, like...
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	I hate you.
	And it's like refreshing.
	It's like, yeah, it sounds like an abused woman who's finally had enough.
	And his intimidation doesn't do anything to her anymore.
	So she's just like, fuck you.
	I hate you.
	You have no power over me.
	All of that shit is vulnerable.
	The beauty of go fuck yourself is it's like, I'm not even considering what you have to say.
	Get out of here, go over there, and stick your dick in your ass.
	Yeah, that's quite the command.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Because I'm not going to fuck you.
	You know, if I say fuck you, it's like now I'm saying fuck you.
	And a way you know it's real is like I know I would never say it to a friend or my wife or my dad or anyone that I genuinely cared about ever.
	I can't even imagine saying it.
	If I said it to you, you'd be fired.
	That wouldn't be.
	If I said fuck you, I hate you.
	I've probably said that 20 times today.
	That's how you say hello.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, go fuck yourself.
	That's, we're done.
	Yeah.
	By the way, for those of you not just listening to the audio, I'm sure you've tuned in and you see our baby monster shirts.
	I'm not happy.
	These are not thrilling to me.
	The thing about a cartoon shirt, especially this obtuse and ugly, is it's got to be loud.
	This is way too subtle.
	Now, I talked to the t-shirt guy.
	He sent me these as a 50-shirt sample because, as Linton Quasi Johnson points out in De Eagle and De Beer, we already can't get t-shirts on time.
	And the normal silk screening printer shops are all down.
	Supply is way, the few that are available, they're in way over their heads.
	So we have iron-ons left.
	That's all that's left.
	And I'm like, iron-ons?
	I remember those from the 80s.
	They fall apart after one watch.
	And he goes, no, technology's improved.
	But the problem is they only are like 11 inches wide.
	And I was like, not good enough, dude.
	I want this to be like armpit to armpit, massive face.
	So I'm describing the new baby monster shirt.
	So what we'll do is we'll have these as a limited run.
	50 small prints, we'll call them.
	Maybe we'll spell it P-R-I-N-C-E for some dumb reason.
	And then I've now ordered like the big, huge ones.
	Baby monster.
	Yeah.
	And for those of you who are not familiar with why we are so excited about this term, baby monster, I think fans are gay.
	And Katy Perry has kitty cats and Lady Gaga has her little monsters.
	So we want to refer to the viewers and the subscribers on a regular basis.
	Both those words are lame.
	Fans are lame.
	So let's mock.
	I'm ruining the joke right now.
	Let's mock all of those other clubs by pretending we're just the same.
	And then, of course, Baby Monster refers to Maddie O'Dell when he was in prison.
	Someone stole his, what do they call porno mags?
	Their binder, their book?
	Their sex book or something?
	Porno mags are banned from prison, but if you have one previously, they're grandfathered in.
	So they're like laminated with tape and people treat them like the Bible.
	And someone stole his.
	So he lost his fucking shit.
	He tied up his shoes tight.
	He tucked his pants into his socks, his shirt into his pants.
	And he made it very clear in the common area that whoever fucking has it is going to get tuned up.
	No matter what.
	And if it was given to you, I'm going to tune you up and then you can take it up with the guy who gave it to you.
	But someone's going to fucking die.
	And he unplugged the TV and did a bunch of other shit and was screaming at everyone.
	I've seen him lose his temper a few times.
	It's not pretty.
	And he had a friend who was a murderer in there.
	And later on, the friend, let's pretend he's Daniel Trehouse.
	Treyhouse, you know that guy?
	Daniel Trejo.
	Machete.
	Machete.
	A machete type guy comes by.
	And he says, hey, man, has anybody seen my fucking baby monster around?
	From then on, Maddie's been known as Baby Monster.
	He's got a tattoo.
	So we said, perfect.
	So Lady Gaga sent up and we'll describe our guys.
	A lot of pushback with baby monsters.
	They want to be called pool shitters.
	We got some pool shitters still in the comments.
	Absolutely not.
	Women don't want to be called shitters.
	Women don't shit.
	So anyway, that's baby monster.
	And speaking of baby monsters, where is Crip Daddy, our severely handicapped friend in the wheelchair?
	Where is Sylvia, our 110-year-old sex addict?
	Where is Baby Monster, our ex-con biker?
	My whack pack is sick.
	Crip Daddy's, I don't know, too ill to do stuff.
	Actually, he's fine.
	We never even asked him.
	Just helps this joke.
	Maddie is brutally ill.
	He can't get out of bed.
	He's got the heart of warrior.
	No.
	An ex-mess head.
	His heart's garbage.
	It's got a defibrillator stitched into it.
	It's got a heart monitor.
	He's got five doctors checking their phones constantly watching his heart movies on the heart transplant list.
	So he has bad days.
	Today's a bad day.
	So my whack pack cannot be here.
	Sylvia, as you know, fell.
	Syl fell.
	And she cracked her hip.
	So she won't be here for a couple of weeks.
	That's rough.
	So you're going to get a lot of gav over the next two hours, guys.
	I found out white people food.
	Potato salad with raisins in it.
	Never had it.
	So there's a big meme.
	People don't get us whites.
	Raisin and potato salad?
	That must be like a...
	It must be Germanic and it must be in the deep, deep Midwest.
	Because that's never come across my desk.
	I think it's a little...
	I think maybe Southern too.
	Yeah.
	Touch at the sale from there.
	Beard Vet, veteran-owned company, our favorite sponsor.
	And next to Nita Fashions, of course.
	BeardVet.com.
	Put in the code Gavin.
	You get 15% off.
	What is Beard Vet?
	It's two things.
	It's beard grooming and coffee.
	You have a big beard.
	Your beard gets wiry.
	Women don't like making out with a beard that feels like steel wool.
	Gets beard grooming tips, kit, everything.
	It's not just like they have one little thing.
	They have a whole beard grooming culture that you can see there on Ryan's desktop.
	So get that.
	They've got 15% off everyone who uses Gavin, but they also have fantastic coffee.
	It's the coffee we drink here at the studio.
	And I got to say, the Diablo gives you a real kick.
	Boy, whoa!
	Does that get you going in the day?
	Diablo.
	And as I keep saying, you have to get coffee, right?
	Everyone needs coffee.
	It's what we do.
	It allegedly started the Industrial Revolution, according to Michael Poland, who was about 100 years off.
	But why not, when you're buying this necessity, which is up there with water and electricity, make sure you get it from vets who support free speech.
	That's a double whammy.
	So you're supporting vets.
	You're supporting an American-owned business.
	You're supporting a vet-owned business.
	And you're supporting free speech.
	These guys, everyone who supports us gets harassed, just so you know.
	Everyone who is a sponsor for this gets attacked.
	They get calls.
	I mean, that's kind of why I said you should call this woman from the food bank, whatever it's called.
	Because they're doing it to us.
	So why don't we call them back?
	Don't harass her, obviously.
	Just ask her why she did that.
	And these guys put up with lunatics calling them all day, and they say, go fuck yourself.
	Which is the best thing to say to people like that.
	So go to beardvet.com, put in the code Gavin, 15% off, all beard grooming and coffee products.
	Thank you, Beard Vet.
	Look at this shit.
	Apparel.
	Wait, go back.
	So we've got the coffee, the apparel, cool mugs.
	What else?
	Beard oils, beard grooming kits.
	Remember, I said it's not just one little cream, beard grooming products.
	Lots of fantastic shit there.
	They got rubs?
	The rubs.
	What are rubs?
	I think for meat, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, cool.
	That's new.
	It must be a caffeinated rub.
	I've never tried that.
	Have you ever tried a coffee rub on steak?
	I don't think I had a coffee rub.
	That might be a white thing.
	I don't see cayenne pepper, brown sugar, range rum, coffee.
	Okay, so they had put their own coffee in there.
	Garlic pepper.
	Yeah, Ryan.
	I assumed it would be caffeinated when the picture on the front has tons of coffee beans.
	I thought those are little bugs.
	Bugs?
	I thought those are little appetizing bugs.
	Please be kidding.
	Please be kidding.
	I'm totally kidding.
	Wow.
	Look at that.
	They sponsor a car.
	Oh, wow.
	Fucking raise and round.
	All right, let's get back to the show.
	Yes.
	So we've covered those two things.
	I guess we should wrap it up.
	What we do on this show is we take calls.
	We go through the letters page.
	We've got a ton of letters here.
	And we have a live chat, a super chat where people donate money.
	I read everything that's $100.
	And 100% of that money goes to Joe Biggs, various charities over the years.
	But Joe Biggs is a biggie.
	He's going to court end of May to defend himself because he committed the most horrendous crime imaginable.
	He trespassed on the Capitol.
	And what do we do when we pray?
	Forgive us our trespasses, and we forgive those who trespass against us.
	Well, the state does not forgive Joe Biggs for his trespassing.
	So we're kind of trying to get money for his lawyer, Dan Hall.
	The guy's already put in $100,000 of his own money to fight this case.
	So we're just trying to, I don't know, give him some gas money.
	I think we're up to about $10,000 so far on the give, send, go.
	Please keep giving her on that.
	Update on a very similar case, Brendan Vaughan.
	Brendan Vaughn got in a fight with a Palestinian at a pro-Israeli thing.
	He's a proud boy back in 2017.
	Palestinians strangled him.
	He tuned the guy up very briefly.
	Bonk, bonk, shove.
	Shoved the guy to the ground.
	He came back to Canada.
	It was ignored.
	The police saw the whole thing and went, all right, well, you strangled him, and then he strangled you, then you shoved him.
	Okay, self-defense.
	He saw the Jewish Defense League actively kicking the shit out of the guy after he went to the ground.
	Some of those guys got arrested.
	But Brendan comes back to Canada.
	Years go by.
	Word gets out that he's a proud boy.
	That's a big deal in Canada now.
	So they retroactively go back to the fight and make it a hate crime.
	Bang goes his door.
	They pick him up like Hannibal, tie him up, handcuff him, throw him on a plane to D.C. He's been in jail for two months.
	D.C. is the shittiest jail in America.
	All murderers, by the way.
	There's no one in there for jaywalking.
	D.C. doesn't prosecute.
	So if you end up in a D.C. jail, you're a bad man.
	And there's no whites in there, apparently.
	So he's in there, and he can't get any information.
	His lawyer can't get any information.
	I got him a lawyer a long time ago, the first wave of this, when the first wave of this hit.
	And the media gets every detail.
	In fact, the lawyers were going to the local Canadian media to find out what's going on with his case because they couldn't get anything.
	And sometimes it was, just don't come back to America.
	You'll be free tomorrow.
	And other times it was, you're looking at 15 years.
	So after, plus this is COVID, right?
	So he's not allowed out of his cell.
	So after two months of solitary confinement, he starts considering suicide.
	And this just happened last month with a guy.
	I don't want to get his name wrong.
	Matt Sherpa?
	Joe Sherpa?
	Sounds familiar.
	His aunt was just on Tucker's show.
	She didn't cry, which I was crying watching it.
	What a rock she is.
	So her pet Perna, I think his name was Matt Perna.
	And I believe he killed himself on February 25th of this year at his home.
	He was only looking at six years, but he'd already been through the ringer because of the persecution going on here.
	He had lost his job, ability to make money.
	His friends hated him.
	Oh, you're an insurrectionist.
	Everyone in his community fell for it outside of his immediate family.
	So he became an agoraphobe.
	He stayed at home all day.
	And looking at going away to jail for six years and having no future, he just hanged himself.
	This happens a lot, by the way.
	The narrative committing murder.
	Like, remember that dude?
	That's not her.
	Matthew Perna.
	Yep, I got his name right.
	Remember that dude?
	He was a vet.
	He had PTSD, very closely attached to his dog.
	He was defending his bar.
	This is like some like Colorado or something.
	Yes.
	And they're all vandalizing the place.
	And he's like, I'm on your side.
	I'm a lefty.
	Black Lives Matter.
	Just please don't fuck with the bar.
	Some black kid gets in his face.
	He's like, please, please stop.
	I don't want any trouble.
	Him and his dad are there just defending the bar.
	They've got their guns.
	And the black kid beats him up.
	And in the kerfuffle, the black kid gets shot dead.
	So the narrative is he's a racist.
	He was out hunting blacks during the George Floyd riots.
	He is damaged from, you know, being a vet.
	And he's ostracized.
	He closes down the bar.
	He moves.
	The stigma follows him.
	And he offs himself.
	Jack Gardner?
	From Oregon.
	Gardner.
	Oregon.
	Hillsboro, Oregon.
	I calculate, and I've done presentations on this.
	For those of you who don't watch the show regularly, Mondays and Tuesdays, we do a lot of deep dives into these kind of things.
	And I count about 35 deaths from BLM and Antifa during the George Floyd riots.
	A lot of them black guys killed by various assholes.
	Five black teens shot at Chazin Shop.
	There he is, Jack Gardner.
	How dare he support the president of the United States?
	Hope he rots in hell.
	Just kidding, God.
	We're getting close to the half-hour mark where we boot everyone.
	Some more white people food.
	You know what I want to do?
	Berries?
	Black people don't eat berries?
	I don't think they like water either.
	Maybe that's racist to assume, but I'm pretty sure I heard something about they don't like water.
	Hmm.
	I want to do a deep dive on Monday about all of these people that had their moment in the sun and laughed at those of us who got married and got our girlfriends pregnant, our wives pregnant.
	And now it's 10 years later and they're sort of going, what the fuck have I done?
	Like Pauly Shore, I saw him on Joe Rogan and he goes, it was so awesome.
	I was a teenager.
	I was the number one guy in the country.
	Everyone loved me.
	And I was partying every day.
	And then now it's all gone.
	And then Rogan's like, what do you want to do?
	You want to go back to that?
	And he goes, yeah, I love partying.
	And Joe Rogan goes, well, just party every day then.
	You have money.
	It's not that expensive.
	Beer.
	These are still a buck each.
	They haven't gone up since I first tried one in 1984.
	Not the book, the year.
	Wow, you laughed at that?
	Yeah.
	Because I would assume like you're in the book and you tried one in 1984.
	I got it.
	Yikes.
	And Paulie Shar goes, no, no, now I want to go to a Korean spa and have a juice and watch the news.
	Oh, so there's a hole in your life.
	You didn't have a wife and kids, dummy.
	That's what I was writing in my hit book, Death of Kool.
	It's awesome to party.
	I got you.
	But that's a chapter.
	You got to turn the page.
	Or another one I want to get into.
	I'm kind of spilling the beans now, ruining the whole green screen.
	But Elizabeth Plank, Liz Plank, possibly the sexiest woman in the world, also a brainwashed, woke feminist who had a real sort of anti-male thing, you know, 10 years ago.
	And now she's trying to channel her feminism through a love of men.
	Look at her.
	That's a 10.
	I know you get mad when I throw the word number 10 around.
	She's a 10.
	But these are all old pictures.
	She's not a 10 anymore.
	And now you can tell that she's getting forgotten, especially in New York.
	She's living in New York now.
	She's from Montreal.
	But it's an elephant's graveyard for ovaries here, ladies.
	Do not come here.
	If you're a pretty girl like Liz was, you got a fucking few years to grab your rich guy.
	And then he's going to start fucking someone five years younger than you because men in New York have too many opportunities and men are only as loyal as their opportunities.
	Sorry.
	I don't like that about us, but it's the way most of us are.
	And she's got her laugh lines now.
	And she's got things like, you know, she has instructional things on like, when he's just not that into you.
	There she is.
	Look at that one, Nita Pandemic.
	You see what just happened there?
	That's a woman that just lost her looks.
	Now, if she had two kids and a husband, she'd be the hottest mom wife on the block.
	But I think she's subconsciously realizing now that there's ramifications for all of this ignoring the herd.
	And yeah, she was doing a thing on.
	So many people ask me, Liz.
	Isn't this being kind of like...
	No, that's an ad for Sonos that she did.
	But she's got one of these videos where she's like, hey, what you got to say to him if he's not calling you back is that you're not active enough for me.
	I like a little more stuff.
	And then you indicate that you're going to break up with him and stuff like that.
	And I'm just like, yeah, I've been that guy.
	And when there's pussy everywhere, you're just like, all right, I guess I'll just cross you off my to-do list.
	I've got another 10 here.
	And another chick that I'm obsessed with is publicity.
	P-U-B-L-Y-S-I-T-T-Y.
	I guess I'm not doing this anymore.
	I just ruined the whole thing.
	But she is put on too much weight, but you can see through the weight that she's a 10.
	And she's really cool and fun.
	And she's got this great podcast on Barstool Sports called Spilling Tea or something like that.
	That's her there.
	You can see the 10 behind the jowls.
	Not the jowls, but the chubbiness.
	Wait, stop.
	Don't show this yet.
	If you look her up when she's younger, though, before she got fat, she's shockingly beautiful.
	Anyway, you look at her and she's like, hi, everyone.
	This is what I do on Sundays.
	I go out and I get tea and then I have a sandwich and then I talk about boys And you're just like, you would be such a great mom.
	You're so organized.
	You should be making shit with construction paper for them.
	You should be organizing their little baby books.
	Instead, you're organizing books on like various shoes.
	And you see that, I don't want to call her a shit chest, but you see all of these, not just women too.
	Paulie Shore's a dude, but all these people who are like, I'm partying, dude, fuck you.
	Remember, we used to do that.
	We used to get wasted doing bumps and shit.
	And on Sunday night, we'd be like, hey, this is to Monday morning.
	Fuck you, bitch.
	And we were saying, fuck you to Mondays, to the next morning.
	We used to make jokes about the next morning and how it can go suck my dick or something like that.
	And that's the way you say in your 20s about the future.
	But you have to, you know, take it with a grain of salt.
	It's almost like being a punk and going, fucking live fast, die young, dude, and then dying.
	You're like, no, you're not supposed to literally die.
	Like, it's a thing.
	It's just a party saying.
	And I see how these people get older and they're like, I don't know what it is, but there's something not right with my life.
	And I'm like, yeah, you didn't have kids.
	You didn't put a ring on it.
	I never thought about it like this before, but women that don't have kids are like permanent, like little girls or something.
	Like when men are nerds in their 40s and 50s, like I love Star Wars.
	So the new Star Wars came out.
	That's like what it is, but for a female.
	Yeah.
	And what do they talk about?
	Relationships constantly.
	Like, okay, look at these two girls realize what we've been screaming for years, which is don't give the milk away for free if you want anyone to ever buy the cow.
	And Bill Schultz, we're not speaking because he said, oh, I know what you're doing, Gavin.
	You hate that you can't go out and fuck chicks anymore because you're married.
	So you want all of us to have shitty lives.
	And I'm like, first of all, fuck you for desecrating my marriage.
	Not even fuck you.
	Go fuck yourself.
	I guess it was a go fuck yourself.
	Yeah.
	But secondly, no, dude, I'm trying to help.
	This shit that we're about to show you, I've seen this a billion times.
	Do you think I go up to 23-year-olds and I go, you guys should stop partying, man?
	Hey, enough with the wet t-shirt contest.
	I have a blow dryer.
	I'm drawing them off.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Look, here's a dry chemise.
	Sit down.
	You guys are getting way too crazy.
	No, I don't talk about early 20s people.
	I talk about late 20s, early 30s and say, guys, guys, guys, whoa.
	Trust me, you're going to regret it if you don't fucking dial it in.
	Ladies, in New York City, over 32, you are a colostomy bag for the entire city's come.
	You're not going to like that after a while when you sober up and look around.
	It's like Jello Biafra says in the Dead Kennedy song Riot.
	Tomorrow you're homeless.
	Tonight it's a blast.
	All right.
	Finally, we're ready for this milk cow thing.
	Who brings in the most money for you?
	Because you're on YouTube.
	Okay, you've got a little bit of a bunch of people.
	I agree.
	I also just think you're only really hurting yourself.
	And I do think with friends with benefits, I do think there's a chance where if you were to cut them off, they would maybe come around if they're just dragging their feet and it's just easy for them.
	But I also think there's a chance they just know you're not their person that they're going to end up with and they might never come around.
	But either way, what's the benefit for you?
	What I always say, and I urge you all to ask yourself this, why would you want to be with someone that doesn't want to be with you?
	Anytime you're in a situation.
	Keep watching.
	You missed the beginning.
	Oh, great.
	Now we got to loop it all around again.
	Anytime you're in a situationship and it's not becoming serious within two to three months, get out of there.
	I agree.
	I also just want to say that.
	So isn't that amazing?
	This is like when fucking Rogan and all those comedians go, we came up with a thing.
	It's called Sober October.
	And for about 40 days, we don't drink.
	Yeah, it's called Lance.
	This has been thought of before.
	Hey, we came up with no fap.
	It's this cool thing where you don't beat off.
	No wanks.
	I'm guilty of it too.
	Yeah, that's all been covered by Christianity.
	And this whole, if he's not into you after two months, he's not into you after 20 months.
	This has all been covered.
	Talk to an old person.
	Any old lady could have told you that.
	But these young girls are sort of discovering all of these traditional things from scratch, like it's a new thing they discovered from trial and error.
	And I guess to them it is.
	Anyway, we're going to go behind the paywall now, start taking some calls.
	Before we do, however, I'd like to thank our longest sponsor.
	I feel bad saying Beard Vet was our favorite sponsor because I feel like I'm cheating on my wife, Nita Fashions.
	But Nita Fashions is where we get all our custom suits, custom shirts.
	You call them up, contact them.
	You guys seem to like, you baby monsters seem to like contacting them via their DM on Instagram, where ironically you cannot type out censored.tv.
	Set up a meeting with them.
	They can measure you up.
	They'll probably come to your town soon enough.
	And when I say your town, I mean Glasgow, Sydney, Toronto, Hong Kong, New York, Chicago, like everywhere.
	But if you can't wait that long, set up a meeting with these guys online.
	They'll show your girlfriend how to measure you up using a tape measure.
	And then once they have your measurements, it's just calling in, getting any suit you want.
	There's the G-Dog.
	And it fits you so fucking well.
	It's so comfortable.
	I honestly, I LARP as a blue-collar guy when I'm not wearing suits.
	And my red wings and my fucking wax welding pants and my Carhartt jackets are so much more uncomfortable than my suits.
	My suits are PJs.
	And I often do sleep in them.
	And the great thing about them too is their range.
	Like you could get a custom suit for probably $600, $700.
	You can get a dress shirt for $50.
	Or you can get like a super thick, incredible quality dress shirt for more like $120.
	And it's, you know, it doesn't even wrinkle.
	It's so thick.
	Same with the suit.
	Get a wool suit, a corduroy suit, a plaid suit, a black Funeral suit.
	Every man should have one suit at least.
	I don't care if you're a fucking if you work in the sewers.
	You should have one suit for funerals and weddings that fits you perfect, makes you professional.
	And guys, you look like such an asshole when your top button is not done up.
	I just saw that in a movie recently.
	Oh, jackass.
	Johnny Knoxville was wearing a suit when he's playing some suit guy, and his top button wasn't undone.
	I'm like, dude, that's not the character.
	Like, it just, it looks so amateur.
	It looks like you borrowed a shirt.
	That's not a good look.
	Get your tux there.
	My marathon tux I wore was Nina Fashions.
	Every time you see me wearing a suit, look at him.
	Get your fucking top button done up.
	I thought you were just being picky, but that looks like shit.
	It looks like a kid at his first job interview.
	By the way, you know what I found in my junk drawer?
	Did I tell you this already?
	No.
	Johnny Knoxville's Adderall prescription bottle.
	Oh, I remember you had that.
	It says PJ Clap on it.
	That's probably worth money, right?
	Yeah.
	Especially if he ODs.
	But I'm going to put it in a little plexiglass case.
	I don't want it at my house because I don't want my kids saying like, daddy's friends do pills.
	I'm still pals with Knoxville, but you can get what I mean.
	That's why I never had any Sid Vicious or Dash Snow pictures in the house.
	I don't want to glorify dead junkies.
	Anyway, that's a tangent.
	So NitaFashions.com on Instagram, what's their Instagram account?
	Nita.fashions.
	Nita.fashions.
	If you get a chance to see them in person, too, you could look through those swatches for touching them, looking at them, talking for hours about yourself and things that you like.
	It's a real merry Antoinette indulgence that men rarely experience.
	It's a pampering.
	Yeah, it's really like the male equipment of going to a spa and you go through all these different swatches and everything.
	They can mail you swatches too.
	They'll FedEx them for free if you want to go through that kind of stuff.
	There's something about wearing a suit too.
	It's like when you have a nice suit or a nice piece of clothing, like the pants that I got from them, awesome material and they look great.
	You know that they're there.
	So even if you don't wear them that day, you're like, I'm going to wear them for something.
	And now you have this day in the future that you're looking forward to wearing those pants.
	You know what I was thinking about today, too?
	In London, England, because in the 60s, 70s, and 80s, all the gangsters wore suits, if you're wearing a suit and you don't look like a Ponce and there's a bit of skin art or something and you look like you might be a hard man, people are like, oh, fuck, that's a murderer.
	Like, it's scary to wear a suit in England.
	And that's the book I'm reading right now.
	I Am Not a Gangster by Bobby Collins.
	Great book, not well written, which is my comfort food.
	I love badly written books by cops and criminals because the more typos, the more authentic.
	You know, it might be a great date if you have a chick that you're talking to and you haven't quite gotten to.
	Have her come over and then measure you.
	Be like, I just listen, if you're a single guy, like, can you come over and just help measure me?
	I got to do this thing.
	And now you're doing something together.
	You get a little wine and you're rich.
	You put on music.
	Yeah, you're like, $2,000.
	Yeah.
	Or at least a weird apartment.
	Or you just lie and say you got a good job.
	You're like, it's coming in soon, so I just figured I'd get the nice suit.
	Or I'm crashing here while my apartment gets renovated.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is my friend's stupid.
	Getting gutted.
	I don't know why he has pictures of me all over the place, but it's my buddies.
	He's kind of obsessed with me.
	Okay, let's get behind the paywall now and talk to the baby monsters.
	And to all your freeloaders who just watched or heard all this for free, I'd like to tell you to go to censored.tv, sign up.
	You can sign up just for a month, three months.
	You can have someone gift you a month.
	Maybe ladies blow a guy and say, you now owe me $100.
	Get me a prescription to censored.tv medication.
	Or I'm going to say you raped me.
	Works every time.
	Throwing out ideas there.
	I don't know.
	I don't know how you live your life.
	Anyway, I guess I'll see you freeloaders next week.
	For all you people who pay, we'll see you.
	Oh, we'll have new shit on Friday.
	We'll see you Monday.
	But I got my jag.
	So we're going to go to DC and pick up my new car, and we're going to film an episode of Car Guys.
	So that's coming next week.
	Isn't that exciting?
	Anyway, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	On't never stop in Z fighting.
	And you can see it all around.
	The massacres abound.
	The buddies all around.
	The atrocities abound.
	Missing persons can't be found.
	The theaters.
	He must mean the whole world when he's talking about the famine and the fear.
	He can't mean all that horrible famine in England.
	Although England is a bitch.
	Seem?
	There's no escape in it.
	Should we start the show?
	England is a bitch, Vitru.
	Why don't we do a little start the show?
	Okay, start the flood of fucking show, oops.
	No button.
	Yeah, no Biden would pay for that.
	Let's also...
	So let's set up the calls.
	I turned my mic on.
	Uh-oh.
	I think my mic might be dead, bro.
	Okay, I could switch out some mics.
	Because we don't have Maddie or Sylvia here.
	It is true.
	People seem confused about her name.
	Syl is an abbreviation for Sylvia.
	If it's easier, we can call her Sylvia.
	Yeah, this motherfucker's dead.
	You know what I've been thinking about?
	I'm probably going to be called to the courtroom for Joe Biggs' trial.
	And I know what they're going to do.
	They're going to find me saying the N-word and say, do you think that's funny?
	And I'm going to say, yeah.
	And they're going to go, I'm going to say, the problem with you're doing is you're going through 700 hours Or more.
	Shit, it was 700 hours five years ago.
	You're going through thousands of hours of content and you're cherry-picking things that you find offensive.
	You could do the same and prove that I'm gay.
	You could do the same to prove that I'm a homophobe.
	That's the way it works when you have that much content.
	Oh, but have you used the N-word?
	Have you discussed the Holocaust?
	Are you denying that you've mentioned rape and giggled about it?
	And I'll go, no, I'm not denying that.
	There's times, there's contexts where those three things can be funny.
	Oh, really?
	He thinks he's got me, right?
	Right.
	Can you give me an example, Mr. McInnis, of the N-word being funny?
	Okay.
	In boxing, most people go like this, right?
	But Mike Tyson, he came up with the peekaboo technique, where you put your gloves in front of you so you can see better.
	And it doesn't block the sides of your head as well, but it enables you to see better than this.
	And it would be funny if I was talking to a bunch of dudes that were all real boxers and they were being really serious about boxing.
	And I said, oh, not me.
	I'm more of a peekaboo nigga.
	And I guarantee you people would laugh, especially in the context of black dudes there that were all like professionals and I was just being an idiot.
	I don't find that funny.
	I don't think the jury does.
	Well, maybe it's my delivery, but trust me, that's a funny concept.
	Okay, well, why don't you enlighten us, Mr. McKinnis?
	Why don't you tell us how the Holocaust is funny?
	Let's hear one of your best Holocaust jokes.
	Okay, well, I can tell you my dad's favorite.
	What's the difference between that weird sort of bit of fat that women have on their lower, the lower part of their arms and the Holocaust?
	Well, you can make jokes about the Holocaust.
	And then he'd say, I don't get it.
	Does anyone get it?
	All the women are just crossing their arms.
	And then lastly, he'd say, okay, well, one last example, Gabby.
	And we gave you three.
	Why don't you tell us how rape is funny?
	Can you give an example of a funny rape joke?
	Well, I'm not really a joke guy, but I can tell you about a funny thing where I would use the word rape.
	For example, during Lent, I quit hard liquor.
	And I say, you know, someone will say, you want to do a shot?
	And I go, I can't till Easter, but I'll cheers you with a beer.
	And then they'll have a Jameison there, and they'll go, well, we bought it for you anyway.
	It's just going to get thrown out.
	And I'll go, okay, well, you know, now you're raping me.
	And I would do the shot.
	Right.
	That kind of goes to, it's kind of on the topic of, I thought about this.
	I was like, would I be okay with a canceling at all?
	Like, what's your line for canceling somebody?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I don't think saying the N-word...
	Like, Kramer.
	Would I cancel someone for saying the N-word?
	Like, if Anthony said it, I'd be like...
	Bad news.
	I heard you say the N-word.
	Compound censored is done.
	And by the way, go fuck yourself.
	I make $5 commission every time I say it.
	It's like an anti-swear jar.
	I don't even get what the fuck you're talking about.
	Like, I feel bad that would I X someone over?
	Yeah.
	Or, no, if somebody like a celebrity like Kramer, he was X for saying the N-word on stage.
	Yeah, but I'd be.
	Are you asking me personally?
	Because I think that was stupid.
	He said a bad word.
	Okay, next.
	True.
	I don't think he should be canceled for that.
	Are you asking me if there's a situation where I think, well, that's good.
	That person should have been canceled.
	Yeah, like, what's your line?
	You had.
	Anophilia, obviously.
	Okay, but when it comes to race or it comes to...
	No line.
	I have a line, and I figured it out.
	It's if somebody says, I'm not trying to be funny, I hate these types of people.
	And then they have a video of themselves hurting physically somebody of that type.
	And they're like, that's because they're this, not because of anything else.
	And then I'd be like, that's a bad guy, and he shouldn't work in Hollywood.
	Okay.
	So according to an act of violence, someone saying, I hate chinks, making it very vocal.
	That's fine.
	Talking about chinks all the time.
	Then there's a video of them beating up Asian people like they do here in New York and then getting caught and saying, yeah, I had to clean up the streets.
	There was chinks everywhere.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Or verbally harassing people.
	I don't think that'll be coming up anytime soon.
	I think you'll be safe.
	I don't think you'll be applying those particular parameters to any living being anytime sooner.
	Especially in Hollywood, you fucking stupid chink.
	Well, that's true.
	But I'm saying that we should all be enjoying the fact that there's no actual racism like that.
	I don't see that sort of aggression.
	Well, yeah, we live in the least racist fucking country in the world.
	It's pretty chill.
	I'm going to do a green screen on Jon Stewart's journey to wokeness.
	And we'll air that when we're in D.C., get in the car.
	But there's not just one video, there's a whole bunch.
	And he did a panel with this fat chick.
	Uh-oh.
	So we're recording all this, but my computer restarted.
	That I noticed.
	But the...
	I'm going to have to stop the stream for a second.
	So the internet went out here at the office.
	Oh, that's probably because of the Hi-Hawk.
	I'm going to stream again, and I'm going to test.
	Okay.
	So all of this is being recorded for posterity.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Let me go to sensor.tv and get off my lawn live.
	That was very peculiar because...
	Well, that's why there's that beeping behind us.
	Where's Get Off My Lawn Live?
	There we go.
	Are we in?
	There's nothing up.
	Oh, shit.
	But I don't even see an option for Get Off My Lawn Live.
	You go to Get Off My Lawn Live on the shows, it just takes you to last week.
	Oh, there's that live tab.
	Oh, there it is.
	Sorry.
	No live streams available.
	We're not live right now.
	Interesting.
	Might have to restart the TriCaster.
	Well, does that mean it'll stop recording?
	Yeah, of course it does.
	Okay, so let's try now.
	Without restarting, I just clicked off and then clicked back on.
	Okay, I just quit the app.
	This is not making for very exciting smell-ovision.
	We could put it out.
	Click the live tab.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	Okay, coming back.
	We're back.
	Now, we're going to do...
	We're back.
	Explaining this, if you're right.
	Okay.
	Hi.
	We went down recently, the internet cut off, because we were swatted not by police, but by the National Ethics Committee.
	They just kicked down the door and said, you're making everything too racial.
	I had used a racial epithet involving Asians.
	I meant it sarcastically, but I was annoyed that Ryan rolls up the sleeves on his extra-large t-shirts.
	So they shut our internet down.
	We said, we'll never use any bad language again.
	And we also said, fuck fossil fuels and go Biden.
	And they said, okay, if you renounce everything you've ever said and you support the Democrat Party, we'll turn your internet back on.
	And we did.
	So this is now, we're going the way of the lefty.
	So there's going to be a lot of boring circular arguments about how racist everything is, but it's that or nothing.
	I pray for Ukraine.
	I pray for Ukraine.
	I support you.
	It's weird that the internet went out and the none of the power went out.
	Yeah, it is.
	It's very strange.
	I think it was a glitch.
	A glitch in the system.
	So anyway, to get back to what I was saying, there's a bunch of videos floating around of Jon Stewart trying to become John Wokeman.
	And one of them is Andrew Sullivan, some fat cunt who keeps talking about white supremacy in the system.
	There you go.
	And then some other guy named Chip who's also like, we need, us white people, need to fix the problem and not ask black people to blah, blah, blah.
	I hate that shit.
	It's so boring.
	But it's just weird how they all talk to Andrew Sullivan like he's an idiot.
	I think he's a gay centerist.
	And all he's saying is, you know, I'm an immigrant.
	I came here from Britain.
	I think he shat on me many years ago and said, I believe it's about vice.
	And he was calling me racist back in the 90s or maybe the early aughts.
	And he said, oh, those crosses burning on our lawn.
	We were just being ironic.
	So he's been one of them for a long time.
	But anyway, he was just saying, I don't really find it that racist here.
	I mean, maybe it was, but as far as today goes, stop complaining.
	And that was like, that's the new David Duke.
	If buying and owning a suit, one suit only, what color?
	I like black.
	I got a lot of shit for saying black, though.
	People go, what?
	For funerals?
	It's a good look.
	It's like reservoir dogs.
	But if you're not ready to handle that kind of a commitment with a black suit and a black tie, which I think looks great, it's much safer to go with dark gray.
	But I think that's a pussy move.
	Ryan, put the camera on yourself while you set stuff up, explain the calls.
	Actually, why don't you also start the interstitial for mailbag?
	I'm going to turn off that annoying alarm.
	Got it.
	Mailbag time.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	It's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	And we're back.
	Okay, so if you guys don't know about the super chats, if you're new here, you go to the live show on a browser, and then under it is a little donate to read a live message on there.
	So there's that.
	You can go ahead and you could do that.
	You could also call in at the number below.
	For those of you just listening, it's 718-400-6959.
	Again, that's 718-400-6959.
	Okay, first letter.
	This bitch is a nine in my book, and if you disagree, you're a fag and a racist.
	But I'm curious, what would you give her?
	This is a pretty interesting challenge because it brings up all kinds of problems.
	Like, obviously, I'd love the idea of those giant tits in my face, like now.
	But when you're judging a girl, aren't you also thinking about a potential mate?
	What's with my eyes just peering out over this little Chiron?
	And if you are judging for a potential mate, those things are a real pain in the ass to lug around.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you're kind of marrying a freak.
	So in that sense, that would lower her score like crazy.
	Like, think of you and her and your kid going to Disneyland with those big stupid tits flopping around.
	Obviously, you want them for sex, but...
	And then her face, obviously, is exquisite.
	I don't know.
	Let's watch her move around a little bit.
	This isn't a video, unfortunately.
	Let's see.
	Did he link?
	He linked the video, you absolute retard.
	Okay.
	Like, what I'm noticing when I have my computer is things are up and ready to go within seconds.
	Okay, we don't need to see this.
	It's approaching.
	It's like my hot girl summer.
	This is the time for some relationships in.
	People want to be out for the summer.
	People getting their vaccinations.
	And they feeling good.
	Like it's time to get out.
	So now that the pandemic is kind of tapering off, people going back outside, getting away from the people that is.
	She has dead batteries in her smoke alarm, which is a trait of a lot of certain types of people.
	Stuck with in the house, dormitory.
	Is it beeping?
	Yeah, it went.
	I think there's going to be a surge of outings and parties and brunches and all that.
	Brunches.
	Oh, Marvell.
	Doesn't that sound exciting?
	A brunch.
	Yeah.
	I had the dumbest fight at the bar today.
	This guy's like, he goes, Tony Soprano wasn't killed.
	And I go, yeah, he was killed.
	I go, he goes, oh, David Chase said what it was.
	And I go, yeah.
	But we always knew he was killed.
	The show was from Tony's perspective, and it went to black because he had his head blown off.
	And we know it wasn't AJ and Meadow because we saw them in a car commercial last week.
	Oh, yeah.
	And he goes, okay, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, I'm reading here.
	And they were at a dinner.
	And then they, oh, sorry, they were at a diner.
	They weren't at dinner.
	And I go, oh, there was both.
	And he goes, no, no, it was a diner.
	And I go, I know it was at a diner, but you can't have dinner at a diner.
	And he goes, no, you have like a brunch.
	Like, it's like 11 to 1.
	What?
	I go, that's not true.
	That's probably when most of us go to a diner, but plenty of people have dinner at a diner.
	And it was dark out.
	And it was dark out.
	And he goes, no, it wasn't.
	Yes, it was.
	And I go, now you're just saying that because you want to win this dumb dinner-diner argument.
	And he goes, look, I pronounced it dinner.
	I didn't see there was one N. I corrected myself and said diner.
	And I'm like, well, now you're going back to the beginning and pretend this discussion never happened.
	But I was there and it was about 40 seconds ago.
	Yeah, David Chase does not need to talk about this for me to understand what just happened.
	This is not a mystery.
	And then he read the whole article to himself and he fucking goes, yeah, I think he did kill.
	He was dead.
	The guy's a cokehead and he's so fucking loud.
	That kind of reminds me of I actually watched one of the new Change My Minds with Crowder.
	And there's this one guy, he's a Rolling Stone journalist, and he's talking about the amount of people that are transgender or something.
	Oh, that's a famous piece going on.
	He looks pretty good.
	He's got like a cool hat on and an Army surplus jacket.
	Yes.
	And he makes a total idiot of himself by doing that thing liberals do.
	They do it with abortion.
	Like, what if the dad raped her?
	Could she have an abortion then?
	And you're like, how many times does that fucking happen?
	And his case was like, what about the people that are, oh, what's the word?
	Intersex.
	Intersex.
	Like a chick born with a dick that's, I mean, a clit that's so big it's a dick.
	Like China, the wrestler.
	China.
	Or allegedly Jamie Lee Curtis.
	I don't know.
	Are we going to sit here and make policy for three people?
	And then he says it's actually 1.8% of the population.
	Because he had it ready on his phone.
	And Crowder looked it up later and it's like 0.00000000000001.
	Yeah, the one that I saw, he...
	Obviously.
	When was the last time you met a dude?
	He's like, you know that chick I fucked the other day?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Clit's a dick.
	What?
	Yeah, she has a vagina, but where the clit is, it's like a little kid's penis.
	Oh, that's fucking gross.
	Did it get hard?
	Sort of.
	Oh.
	Well, I've heard of that before.
	Yeah, why even tell me?
	If your friend told you that, you'd faint.
	You'd be like, oh, my Lord in heaven.
	I would faint.
	First of all, I wouldn't believe you.
	First of all, I would go, oh, shit.
	What the fuck is that?
	Did you not know I had that?
	Nah, nigga, what the fuck?
	It's saved for neutron bombs.
	I have what?
	Tattooed on the inside of my mouth.
	Since Quen.
	1996.
	You're kidding.
	I heard, you know, somebody told me that those go away in like five years.
	Not mine.
	What the fuck?
	I think he went real deep.
	This is so weird.
	I've known you for four or five years, more, six?
	Too long.
	And when a guy has a lip tattoo and you didn't know about it, it's weird to me.
	Well, I obviously forget about it.
	Wait, I want one.
	Okay, let's get you one.
	Anyway.
	What's your mind say?
	Never mind.
	I'll think of it on my own.
	Yeah.
	You're thinking of something rude.
	Come.
	I knew it.
	But first I would go, what?
	Wait, what?
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	Then there'd be a whole ritual of swear on your mother's grave.
	Swear you want your children to have cancer if you're lying.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	All of that stuff.
	We get through all that.
	And then when I finally, finally believed you, or, you know, you just wished your mom had cancer just to get this over on me.
	I guess I would finally believe you.
	And then you could start saying it.
	And I wouldn't, oh, the night's over, by the way.
	Like, I got to drive home.
	Yeah, I got to buy pearls to clutch them.
	Yeah.
	Because, whoa, dude.
	My wife, I'm going to go home.
	My wife's going to be like, why is the light on?
	And I'll just be like, I can either lie here awake all night staring at the ceiling or I got to tell you something because you're going to fucking shit your pants.
	So anyway, all of that is to say it's not a thing.
	So we don't need to start coming up with massive sport policies based on China and Jamie Lee Curtis.
	My favorite moment is he brings it up on his phone.
	He won't let him see it.
	He's all ready to go.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And he was like, okay.
	He's like, the number is 0.018.
	And then he's like, what's the number?
	He's like, well, it's 0.08.
	He's like, no, no, no.
	What's it say?
	He's like, 0.018 something.
	Like, he just tries to just tell him he's right.02%.
	The guy's literally right up.
	It's eight.
	Hold it up for it.
	Anyone that's brought up PubMed and it's going to reflect what you just reflected on.
	App Shag.
	0.0018%, almost 100 times lower than Fausto Sterling estimate of 1.7%.
	So it is because they're consistent.
	And then he says, I'm going to check PubMed.
	He's like, you just checked PubMed.
	0.0018.
	He's like, but there's still people.
	He's like, yeah.
	I know there's a lot of Americans in this country, 331 million.
	But can we just all agree to ignore anything that is as low as 0.0018?
	I don't care what it is.
	I mean, I'm sorry, but school shootings, as far as the number of kids in school and how many have died in the past, say, 10 years, I bet we're in the 0.0018.
	I know Europeans love to say, oh, you with your guns.
	You're always your school shootings.
	You may have a problem with us here in Europe, but at least we're not having our children slaughtered every day when they're just trying to read a book in school.
	Yes, school shootings are horrific, but alarmingly rare, I'm afraid.
	You sure hear a lot about them, but as far as the hundreds of millions of people here, it's pretty fucking rare.
	And another thing I was thinking about with guns the other day, everywhere in the world we have criminals murdering people with guns.
	Everywhere in the entire world.
	And most of these people don't have any kind of gun regulation.
	We have tons of gun regulation, and we have the exact same scenario.
	Britain's got stabbings.
	I'd rather get shot than stabbed.
	Maybe I'm just retarding.
	Australia has plenty of gun crime.
	And Britain, they got their gun crime.
	They also have a severe rape epidemic going on.
	Do you really want to compare us to Britain?
	But like, I'm talking about the darkest parts of Brazil, the Congo, fucking Malaysia.
	There's gangsters murdering people with guns.
	But yeah, it's our gun policy that's causing the problem.
	Fuck, did you see that horrific video of this 12-year-old girl playing with a revolver that has a crazy clip on it that has like 900 bullets?
	It's round, like an old Tommy gun.
	Right, right.
	And she's playing with it, and she's like, ooh, I'm going to shoot you.
	Shoots him.
	And I think the kickback makes her shoot herself.
	Whoa.
	13-year-old and a 12-year-old.
	That's a video I will not be watching.
	It's pretty harsh.
	And then the video keeps going because it's Facebook Live.
	And you see everyone else trying to get into the bathroom.
	And you see them open the door.
	And they look down.
	They must see a 12-year-old, 13-year-old in a sea of, you know, much heads bleed.
	Yeah.
	Just in a sea of blood, not moving at all.
	I would still like try to revive them.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Remember that other video of the girl doing the exact same thing and they're all like 20?
	And she's like, yo, yo.
	And then exact same thing.
	He's just going, and blood is just pouring.
	They both run out of the car.
	He's alive now.
	Wow.
	But he's like in a chair and he says, he just goes like, I think one of his eyes is still shut.
	He's like, don't play with guns.
	We need more gun regulation.
	That'll stop that happening.
	Yeah, if those, that's the video I was just talking about.
	And there he is.
	One of his eyes are closed.
	If only there was gun regulation, they wouldn't have been fucking around in their car with their drugs and their other and their bombs.
	Look at this poll.
	She turned that guy into a zombie.
	Their drugs and their bombs.
	80% of people would rather be shot than stabbed, you know, according to this poll.
	I think I'm in the...
	There's a lot of caveats there.
	Yeah, I know.
	In the eye?
	What are we doing here?
	This is truth.
	Would you rather survive a gunshot or a stabbing, I guess?
	Well.
	Gunshot.
	I'll tell you what, I want to survive.
	There was a girl that was being raped on the train by a gang of thugs.
	I don't care what race they are, despite what you think I want.
	And I said, guys, this isn't happening tonight.
	Not on my watch.
	Leave her alone.
	No, that's way.
	I started out kidding, and then I tried to get serious, and I was kidding again.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Rewind, rewind.
	Hey!
	Leave her alone.
	What the fuck you going to do, old man?
	He's a redneck, okay?
	Racist.
	Well, you can stick around and find out.
	Or you can leave her the fuck alone and get out of here.
	Fuck you, motherfucker.
	Big fight.
	I'm winning.
	But getting me.
	Uh-oh.
	And then I got cut.
	Right across my eye.
	This eye's garbage.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Guess what I got to do now?
	Wear a fucking eye patch.
	An eye patch with a scar?
	Eye patch?
	Scar.
	That's sick.
	So a red-blooded American male does not secretly wish for that every night that he gets his eyes slit into.
	For real, though, it's a look.
	It's a look, man.
	I would give up the glasses.
	I'd blow that guy right now.
	Yep.
	And he's a cartoon.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	Snake Plisskin?
	Drool.
	Drool.
	I know a guy at the bar.
	Not so much.
	He's not a great-looking guy.
	He works at the post office.
	He's dead in one eye.
	And I'm like, what the fuck don't you have an eye patch?
	You got to buy him one.
	And he goes, I don't, Gavin.
	He always says Gavin all the time.
	He goes, Gavin, I don't want people knowing that I've got a vulnerability.
	Now you got one up on me.
	I don't want you knowing that.
	I'm blind in one eye.
	I'm like, why?
	Are we having a fork fight later on?
	Oh, I know you can't see me coming up on this side.
	Great look.
	Is there one guy who's not attractive who has an up?
	I mean, this guy's kind of pushing it, but I mean, imagine him with strings.
	Yeah, that's true.
	This guy.
	It would be kind of weird, though, in the suburbs, like picking your kid up from T-ball.
	You're just like, hello.
	I'm sorry I'm late.
	I hate pirate jokes.
	I hate anything pirate.
	It was a little hack.
	Pirate Day.
	Remember that in that Dodgeball movie?
	Pirates are so fucking corny, man.
	We got some calls.
	And arms back on.
	I could fix it.
	Congratulations, guys.
	It's a healthy baby.
	8 pounds, 7 ounces.
	PBLI would like to welcome the world, our brother Matt's first child, Natalie Lynn, after much trying.
	Born this Saturday, March 26th.
	A nice, healthy 8 pounds, 7 inches.
	Congratulations, brother Matt.
	You got a rocky seven weeks coming up, buddy.
	Right, Ryan?
	Get your sleeping while you can because they're crying.
	But after that seven weeks, it's all gravy.
	It's Evan.
	We read that for Joe Biggs' prayers.
	Government's from ICIA Globalist.
	Fucking true.
	Yep.
	Great time to be an anarchist.
	Too bad the anarchists have been taken over by the government.
	The government has ruined everything, including the anarchist movement.
	And now you have Antifa going to anti-mandate rallies and going, get your fucking vax.
	Put a mask on.
	The government said I'm an anarchist.
	Grandmaster Gav Rye Guy and Rawdog Maddie, who unfortunately is probably just watching this from home at best.
	You guys are all absolute legends.
	You know what's funny about Maddie too?
	I go, hey man, if you die, you owe me $100 from that thing.
	Can you leave it like under a rock or something before you go to the hospital?
	And he's like, yeah, I'll leave it.
	And then he told me a hiding spot.
	I'm like, is it possible he thinks I'm serious?
	That would be the saddest $100 to claim.
	Like he leaves behind a thing with a little joke, be like, told you I get it.
	And you'd be like, it'd be so sad.
	Hey, Buster.
	What do you buy with that?
	PJs?
	Fuck.
	Lots of flowers.
	No, that's gay.
	For him.
	Oh, then it's not gay.
	I live in Southern Florida, been down here 10 years.
	For God's sake, it is a nursing home here on the plantation.
	I mind as well be dead at the age of 27.
	Thank you all for keeping me alive.
	Yeah, Florida's got a lot of great shit about it, but it's also got a lot of fucking old folks.
	They're almost like, it's almost like living in an Amish community or in a black part of town or in some other place where there's this very big group that clearly dominates the area and you're not one of them.
	It's weird when you see young people and like when I visit my parents at New Smarna Beach, I see these young people out, you know, working the tables and stuff and having fun with each other.
	And they're in an area that's 90% geriatric.
	This guy says, moved from France to Tampa about a year ago, and yes, Florida is boring.
	At first, it looks like this.
	Not too bad, right?
	Then you realize the weather does not change year-round.
	It's something you appreciate and you miss.
	Blah, blah.
	Personally, I think I'd like to live in Florida.
	I know a lot of cool people there, but maybe they're right, though.
	The flatness.
	Like, New York is, I like the geography.
	Let's get back to this black chick.
	I'm going to take the boobs as not an asset, believe it or not.
	I don't want those tits that big in my life.
	Like, they're just, they're all consuming.
	So, obviously, the face is like a nine, but I'm going to, and I'm going to have fun the first week with the tits, but then when we're like at Disneyland with the kids, I'm going to be kind of annoyed.
	So I'm going to give her.
	You're not going to like this.
	I'm going to give her a 7.8.
	Wow.
	What about you, Ryan?
	That's kind of high, right?
	But...
	No, it's not.
	Look at her.
	Let's see.
	She does have a very pretty face.
	You're right.
	And she got that good hair.
	And here's the full body wig.
	There's not too much issue there, right?
	She's pretty chubs.
	All right.
	Next letter.
	Gavin Rye guy, I'm sick of Autistic Fans sending you sprinkles.
	This guy is ancient secret, but he actually has talent.
	Actual sprinkles.
	This won't be sprinkles, I guarantee.
	But it is.
	We'll hit the gong if it's really an ancient Chinese.
	Why isn't the audio?
	Ain't I famous?
	Hey.
	I ain't got...
	Oh, and look at all these condom, I got hella condemn.
	Hey, man.
	Who got condom on the day?
	I got two, four, fifty-five-15 condom in here.
	Put that in the dad, boy.
	Put that boy with the chip and the gun.
	We don't drill on the gun.
	Fuck you, asshole.
	Stop wasting our time.
	Fuck, I hate you.
	I'm suspicious of drugs, by the way.
	Ugh.
	When you're feeling good on a little on a perk buzz and you can disassociate from yourself and do impressions real good.
	I go through all of the emails before we do this show, but then I get new ones that have started since we went live.
	So sometimes I get greedy and I jump on those and I end up with some actual spinkers.
	This is a $100 thingy.
	Tell TG to read his email and respond to Plopless.
	I can sponsor this damn show.
	Also, what is your solution to relatives always showing up to your house?
	We have a 15-month-old and they want to see the kid.
	I get that, but I'm sick of it and ban them all until further notice they were showing.
	Let me see.
	I could find out the full respond topless?
	Don't do that.
	Well, tell TG, who's TG?
	The Gav.
	Oh, I think.
	Fucking annoying.
	To read his email and respond.
	I can sponsor this damn show.
	What does that mean?
	Let me see.
	TPC.
	He wants to be a sponsor, so you probably got a company here.
	Here, I got the full message.
	Here we go.
	I'm so annoyed right now.
	You don't like that?
	That actual sprinkles really piss me off.
	Oh, that is.
	That's ruining everything else.
	And respond, also, what is your solution?
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I'm sick of it.
	Abandon them off there showing up between five to seven times last year.
	Now actually look, yeah, you're an asshole, dude.
	More visitors, the better.
	Get the baby off your hands.
	You're a dick, so that's two dicks in a row.
	Number three.
	First of all, this is from Australia.
	I'd like to say thank you for helping me realize that marriage and children is the best and most meaningful thing to aim for.
	Just over a month ago, I married my fiancé.
	We plan to knock her up this year.
	I'm 29.
	She's 26.
	One child is for losers.
	Two children is for fags.
	Three is the bare minimum.
	It's hard to get three or more when you start as late as I did.
	So actually, you're not much earlier than me, Ryan.
	I was 36.
	30.
	Yeah, I was 36 when I had my first kid.
	You're what, 31?
	Yep.
	I was always afraid of, yeah, like being too late.
	But now, number two is like, now I'm afraid of number two being too late.
	But you know, it'd be fun.
	Older brother, we're just thinking about this.
	If she's like two years older than a little brother, so she's like able to speak and express herself, and then you got a little baby, like, you know, being little, like, if it's a boy.
	Two years is the max gap.
	More than two years, they're just like roommates.
	Anyway, our wedding was an absolute jam with GOML references peppered throughout.
	My suit was made by Nita Fashions.
	The recessional song was The Bonnie.
	You can beld a bonnie.
	And my best man finished off his speech by hoping we saw like the bird which is the bald eagle.
	Oh, that's fantastic.
	My wife is an incredibly strong woman.
	She is 6'4 and weighs 460 pounds.
	She won the top bodybuilding award for Malaysia because she lifted what is considered their heaviest, what they call their heaviest human stone.
	I guess over there, human stones are stones that a human could lift.
	Obviously, their biggest stone is being much bigger.
	Her feet are size 14, and she has to buy gloves online from the NBA because her fingers are over six inches in diameter.
	Wow.
	I am clearly a fag if I'm attracted to a woman this masculine.
	So fuck you.
	No, I wasn't reading the letter.
	She's an incredibly strong woman.
	She's Malaysian and her family's Muslim.
	In her teen years, she already knew that she wanted nothing to do with that shit.
	When we told her parents, she's not a bodybuilder.
	That was a joke, people.
	All he said was strong woman, and then I went off on a joke bit.
	When we told her, I have to explain these things because Ryan doesn't get these things.
	I do represent a lot of people.
	She's strong.
	I represent a lot of people that might not get that.
	When we told her parents we were engaged, they said to convert to Islam, blah, blah, blah.
	And they say we ignored their demands and got married anyway.
	Her mom still messages us saying, please do it for us so we can move past this and be a family.
	I used to tell her not to ignore the messages and take the high road.
	But since they're still doing it after the wedding, which they didn't attend, fucking Jesus.
	Muslims.
	I'm over this shit.
	Next time I see my mother, I'm likely to lose my shit at her.
	What would you do?
	Continue to ignore it?
	Continue to be pleasant?
	I want to fuck with my heels.
	Here's my advice, sir.
	And you've sent this letter a few times, but whatever.
	I guess it worked.
	I would lie.
	Obviously, you're dealing with cave people, right?
	These are not human beings.
	If they're not coming to your wedding because she didn't convert, then they're archaic cave fuckheads.
	And they're Muslims.
	I mean, who cares about their feelings?
	I would just go, mom, great news.
	I don't know why I'm assuming this Malaysian woman has an Australian accent.
	We converted.
	Oh, thank you.
	The blessings are.
	Praises due to Allah.
	Now the mother is Indian somehow.
	I have limited accents, okay?
	And then say, yeah, oh, who is your Imam?
	And what was the mosque's, you know, she maybe asked some skill testing questions and go, oh, I think his name was Eddie and the mosque is like the Al-Shabaz.
	I kind of forget.
	Just lie.
	You want the parents.
	The grandparents should be part of the child's life.
	As long as they're not going to fucking honor kill her for shaming the family.
	But if they're not that extreme, I would just say lie.
	Yeah, yeah, we did that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, we're Muslims.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Not drink around them and make it work.
	And if they catch you, I don't know, continue to deny, deny, deny.
	That would be my advice.
	Like, you're talking about them like they're equals.
	I wouldn't lie to Ryan about being Muslim because I see him as, this hurts me to say, but I see him as an equal.
	But if he was like, what are you doing?
	You need to convert to the, I just, yeah, I would tell that person to fuck off.
	But if it was like a human rodent that was like, I'm still little.
	I can only fly my little plane around your studio if you say, Allah, Allah.
	Okay, Allah, Allah.
	That's what I do.
	There's no skin off your bum.
	And the kids get to see their grandparents.
	Like, don't let her gay rules fuck up your child's future.
	Would you rather take a punch to the face by Ryan once a week?
	He's probably going to get better at it.
	You know, he's going to see where, like, he gets the most.
	That's if I wanted to hurt you.
	I mean, I probably wouldn't be so amped to do this.
	Or take a punch to the body by Mike Tyson once a month.
	You know, it'd be funny.
	Most days I would just do it just like this just to get over it.
	No, no, no.
	You get like stabbed.
	Obviously, the people who've set this up have thought about you not punching me are dumbass.
	Damn it.
	Yeah, that Mike Tyson or that could do some real damage.
	But then, so could a Ryan punch.
	It's not like...
	Was it every day with the Ryan punch?
	Let's see.
	Once a week.
	Once a month.
	I'm going to go...
	You can get your eye patch dream fulfilled.
	Oh, he's punching my body.
	No, but from you?
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's a really good one, I gotta say.
	Yeah, that's good.
	But I'm gonna go with the Tyson body, and I'm just gonna devote my every morning to working on my core and strengthening my core so he doesn't break my ribs.
	He's getting older, too.
	Yeah, you're right.
	And plus, if you're braced for it, I think you might be able to survive.
	But like, once a week, a punch, I'm gonna start having my orbital socket or whatever smashed in and my retina separated from my eye and all kinds of dental damage.
	And ugh.
	It could get really damaging.
	Yeah.
	You might piss blood and shit.
	Yeah, no, fuck that.
	I'd take a face punch.
	Well, Brian, I just said I'm going with the Tyson thing.
	And you said, yeah, I agree with you.
	I'm going with the face punch too.
	No, but you said you were like, either you're going to get a lot of body damage and stuff.
	And I was like, yeah, that's...
	No, I was discussing my face.
	My retina, orbital, my teeth.
	These are all in.
	I don't know where you store your teeth.
	Mine are in my head.
	Really?
	That's weird.
	Yeah.
	This guy sent us a picture, Remember When.
	Okay.
	Remember when is the lowest form of conversation?
	I didn't know that.
	Let's see, remember when.
	It's just a picture?
	It said a video.
	Oh, there we go.
	You're on the line.
	307, you're on the line.
	Hey, how's it going, guys?
	What's going on?
	Hey, I was the first caller.
	I was calling back to demand my free shit.
	Yeah, the first two callers.
	Oh, for free.
	Right on.
	But hey, I'm also in the market for a suit.
	I'm out in Wyoming.
	And I was thinking about Nina Fashions, but I'll tell you, I ordered some Censore TV t-shirts two weeks ago coming out of Vegas, and they're not to Wyoming yet.
	So that guy is the correct winner of the suit, by the way.
	Yes, so we got him.
	Yeah, we got to get him a suit.
	That's true.
	You're a correct sir.
	I'm on it.
	We're very slow with these things, I should say.
	I don't usually handle stuff like that.
	And by the way, I've got some news about sucking off a piece of shit.
	People say, I got a letter that said, stop, stop, don't suck off a piece of shit.
	You won the bet.
	The bet was you drink a glass of bourbon or I suck off a piece of shit.
	And there are people there saying that I won the bet.
	Now, what was the bet?
	Well, that's a great question.
	Yeah.
	How to boost Rye Guy's low IT?
	I mean, tee.
	Quit video games.
	Laser?
	Oh, loser.
	Stop playing with your bangs.
	Yes, please.
	Three, take responsibility for one.
	So that would be nice.
	No excuses and not having to get the last word in.
	And four, don't be Asian.
	Okay, well, that's going to be tough.
	I can't do that.
	I am cut with Puerto Rican, though, too, so that should help.
	Would you rather discover incontrovertible evidence that flat earth is real or Trump won the 2020 election?
	I would rather discover, I have discovered that Trump won the election.
	If you're talking, I assume in this thing, I get evidence that I can take to court.
	As far as the earth being flat, if the earth is flat, everything I know is a lie.
	God doesn't exist.
	Nope.
	Physics is wrong.
	God superexists.
	It's in the Bible.
	It says the firmament, and then it mentions a lot of flat earth stuff.
	So that would double your Bibleness.
	Okay.
	Where are you with your flat earth, Mr. Different Brain every week?
	I don't.
	I'm not solid on it, but I have reasons to believe that maybe we don't live on a globe.
	I don't trust the sources.
	You know what I saw?
	I saw a meme that said it was the Tower of Babel, and it said man's first attempt at space travel, and it was the Tower of Babel.
	And I was like, pretty good.
	You're immune to the music.
	What about the moon?
	Isn't the moon awfully round?
	They say the moon now is made of plasma, and it's a reflection of the earth.
	I've just heard that from Josh LaCash.
	Now, it's interesting.
	I don't believe.
	Here's what I do.
	I don't believe.
	Here's what I do know.
	Here's what I do know.
	No, no, no.
	I don't believe in flat or globe earth.
	I just know that I have reasons to disbelieve.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	That's such a pussy-out bullshit thing that you always do where you go, I'm just, I'm asking questions.
	I believe Plato said the only thing we know is that we know nothing.
	So, really?
	You should talk to Plato.
	You guys have the same IQ.
	I like playing with Plato.
	I used to eat it as a child.
	Yeah, that was my joke, shit lips.
	Hey, boys, what the fuck is the deal with Mexicans throwing poop paper in the trash?
	Oh, yeah.
	They don't.
	In Central and South America, they don't have the same ability to handle paper in their sewage system.
	They can only handle shit and piss.
	So when Colombians, Dominicans, whatever, I see this at the boxing gym all the time, they wipe their ass with toilet paper, not just paper towels, toilet paper, and then they put it in the waste paper basket.
	So there's Spanish signs at my gym that say, El no tiembro los paperos no tolete in the garbaggio.
	That's impressive.
	You may have run into this guy to AFPAC.
	He's in America.
	First guy running for office.
	Just got fired from his job for saying he didn't like Dave Rubin gay adopting a baby.
	If I recall you and Camille were talking about that recently, he probably would be a good guy to talk to.
	His name is King Nub.
	Oh, yeah, King Nub's great.
	We did the one-arm push-ups together, and he got fired from his job.
	Oh, he's in our movie.
	Yes.
	King Nub.
	Yeah, he got fired from his shit.
	For not being for gay adoption.
	He's such a nice dude, too.
	Like, somebody said some bullshit to him.
	There he is with you.
	Yeah.
	Somebody said some bullshit to him in this.
	Like, they were like, ironic how you're standing up for blah, blah, blah.
	Oh, no, not him.
	You're for traditional family, but you don't have traditional arms.
	Ever think of that?
	That's pretty funny.
	Some asshole was giving him shit, and he was just being nice to him.
	He was like, hey, good joke, but no, dude, I actually have four kids and shit, so nice try, but nope.
	I love when people flex like that.
	You probably aren't even getting laid.
	Or the other one is like, you probably have such a small dick.
	It's like you're worried about my dick.
	You prefer large dicks.
	Is that what you're saying when you're talking to men?
	Interesting.
	Your dick probably tastes gross.
	I bet your dick feels like a little worm in my hand if I touch it.
	It probably takes forever to get hard.
	And even when it is hard, it's not like rock hard.
	It's just like kind of hard.
	You still bend?
	I bet when you shoot a load, it's just like, it would just be like a few drops of my beard.
	It wouldn't even like fill my glasses.
	Remember we were joking like that on the train once?
	And we got a lecture from some old lady, Karen, who took her aside and told us we're everything wrong with this country?
	Yes.
	I called her, told her, mind her own fucking business, you stupid cunt.
	And she went.
	Yep.
	She didn't get shut down.
	This is an important one.
	There are some frogs that don't just let you eat they ass.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Clicking.
	And click.
	I've already clicked and watched.
	Unloading.
	Okay, I'm going to fix the alarm while you guys watch a snake and a frog and a frog not give up.
	A toad.
	Answer.
	So the snake has the frog by the right foot.
	Trying to eat some frog legs.
	Now he's got his body now.
	Oh!
	The frog has escaped and is traversing the fence.
	And the snake is nowhere to be seen anymore.
	Yeah.
	Now the frog's on the wall.
	No chance for the snake.
	Sorry, snake.
	Maybe try again next time.
	I think I turn it off.
	I mean, what is more annoying than a fucking alarm?
	This isn't our alarm, by the way.
	We share a hallway with another office.
	And every fucking night we come here.
	The alarm is going, beep, beep, beep, beep.
	And then Ryan says, this is amazing.
	He goes, we should tell them to disarm their alarm for when we're here.
	And I go, what do you mean?
	Why do you think it's going off because we're here?
	We don't go into their area.
	And he goes, well, maybe it's when we open our front door.
	Why would our front door be linked to their alarm?
	I didn't think it out too much, but I did speak instantly.
	That is a t-shirt.
	You are the Kamala Harris of Censored TV.
	Did you hear her Jamaican speech?
	That's one of the letters we didn't get to.
	It was her usual...
	Like, now I'm hearing her, and I'm like, don't you have a speechwriter at this point?
	No one's really impressed.
	I mean, there's JFK and all that, but when a normal, mediocre, run-in-the-mill politician does a talk and it's good, we're not like, wow, you're smart.
	We just go, okay, he's got a good speechwriter and he managed to read it right.
	But when someone, and then when they do like a Q ⁇ A, you get to see how smart they actually are, right?
	Because they're not reading those translucent teleprompters.
	But when you see fucking Kamala Harris, you're like, is she just going off the grid?
	I'm off the grid.
	What is this?
	Is this just, hey, Kamala, we have the speech ready and we have the teleprompters.
	No, actually, I'm going to just wing it.
	Because that's how she's talking.
	And, you know, I always say Tucker Carlson should just wing it.
	If there's anyone who should not be reading a teleprompter, it's Tucker Carlson.
	If there's anyone who should, it's fucking Pina Colada Harris.
	Pretty good.
	I stole a few more.
	We also recognize, just as it has been in the United States for Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way of its impact has been the pandemic.
	So to that end, we are announcing today also that we will assist Jamaica in COVID recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential to, I believe, what is necessary to strengthen not only the issue of public health,
	but also the economy.
	Okay, I know what happened there.
	She has a piece of paper that says, we will continue to assist Jamaica.
	We will consist them both economically and with the pandemic.
	It's like three sentences like that.
	And she's so confident, she's like, you know what?
	I'll use these, but they're going to be like my spine.
	They're going to be my basic beats.
	And then I'm going to fucking add some other floral language to it to make it awesome.
	Because people keep making fun of me.
	And I'm sick of it.
	And I am good at talking.
	I was a lawyer for many years.
	So watch me take these three sentences and weave them into this incredible tapestry of beautiful vocabulary.
	And no.
	When I saw her say that, I thought, weren't you in court ever?
	Like, wasn't she a lawyer?
	Didn't she have to deliver closing statements?
	See if there's footage of her lawyer.
	She's worse than Saul Goodman.
	Someone is sending us the crazy hot matrix again.
	Guys, if you're trying to make me mad, that's not as effective as putting the dollar sign on the wrong side of the number.
	Oh, we haven't taken a call yet.
	We have not taken a call.
	Sorry, folks.
	Shiza.
	Shaisa.
	That's your job, dude.
	My bads.
	All right.
	37 minutes on the hold.
	You're now.
	Sorry, caller.
	Yo, what up?
	What up, dog?
	What's happening?
	Nothing.
	How many generations do you think the average millennial generations back do you think the average millennial knows like their grandparents?
	What?
	How many grandparents do you think the average millennial knows of theirs?
	Four?
	So your grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents?
	Oh, you mean like generations or like how many people that are millennials and grandparents?
	Oh.
	I would say most people my age have no grandparents.
	I'm 50.
	I would say most people Ryan's age, 30, have like two or three.
	And I would say most people that are around 20 have all four.
	Is that what you mean?
	No, like the history.
	No, like the history of it.
	Do I know my grandparents' grandparents?
	Oh, you're right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, none of us know that.
	That's sad, but I guilt myself for that.
	None of us know anything about our grandparents' parents.
	Yeah, I think that's the problem.
	I do, but...
	I don't know.
	Look, I'll never forget.
	I was at a cemetery in Paris on my honeymoon, and I was looking at these gravestones and they were gone.
	Like you couldn't read anything on them.
	But occasionally you could make out a date and the date would be like 1910.
	And I realized that we're talking about grandparents' parents here and the gravestones were gone.
	Now there was no effort to replace them because some people go to their grandparents' gravesite.
	No one goes to anyone else's.
	Like you don't go to your grandparents' parents.
	So yeah.
	And the thing about boomers, like the greatest generation, they were just happy to be alive.
	So they didn't really carry on any kind of history of their parents, at least not in my culture.
	In Scottish culture, like my grandfather didn't even tell his kids his real name, which was McGinnis.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I think it's a myth that we used to have this great connection with our ancestors and now we don't.
	I get what he's saying, but I don't think that's a thing.
	Yeah, because the guys at the Knights of Columbus, they got some bomb-ass stories.
	They won't even tell you.
	And they're, you know, that's weird, right?
	Like, you think if they had these bad things.
	It's a totally different subject, Ryan.
	Well, those guys are talking about the 70s when they were alive.
	They're not talking about their grandparents.
	But I think as you go up in generations, they're less likely to just tell you about their lives.
	It's like, oh, that's a story for another day.
	You're like, come on, man.
	Fucking tell me something.
	This guy's Engage 206.
	Hey, Gavin, Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	Hey, so I called a couple weeks ago talking about engagement, and you shared the story about how you can fuck it up pretty bad.
	So, you know, do it well.
	So, needless to say, a couple weeks ago, got engaged to my now fiance.
	Nice.
	And it was the time of her life.
	She was over the moon.
	We're both very ecstatic and looking forward to marriage and kids.
	And yeah, honestly, one of the greatest decisions of my life.
	So thanks for pushing me in that direction.
	No problem, pal.
	It's got a lot of letters like this today.
	This message has been the predominant message for this show.
	Well, I think it's important, especially for guys my age, you know, 25, 26 that are hesitant towards commitment.
	And it's huge.
	So, you know, I just was curious, could you highlight the importance of the nuclear family, especially in like 2022?
	Yeah.
	I mean, I hate that people say, you know, I'm glad I'm on the back end and, you know, my life's over and give up.
	There's no sense in carrying on.
	But all of these problems that we have with America, they're all pretty circumstantial and superficial.
	And nothing changes your life more drastically than getting married and having kids.
	So that's what you should be focused on.
	Not the Dow Jones or a potential war with fucking Russia or any of that stupid shit.
	And once you have these kids, you realize how silly it was and how petty it was for you to be worried about all that other dumb shit, Ukraine and fucking everything else.
	I mean, I'm not saying that you shouldn't be concerned about issues like the fagification of youth, but once you have kids, you realize that all that is just ancillary and what really matters is you and your offspring every day.
	And of course, nothing raises kids like two parents staying together.
	It's not even really, it's a jalopy, it's a patched together piece of shit of a childhood when your parents are divorced.
	So, I mean, you're still parenting, I guess, but that doesn't really count.
	So, yeah, stay together, make babies, party if you want to party.
	But as we've learned from Pauly Shore and Liz Plank and publicity, like these women are fucking miserable because they fucked up.
	Partying isn't that great.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Thanks, Kevin.
	Thanks for calling.
	Now we got this bloke.
	Scott wants to talk about big fucking tits.
	Someone sent me a video of Ava Devine being throat fucked, and it's very distracting.
	Hey, bro.
	Whoa.
	Hello.
	Bro, hey, I got this idea yesterday, and I thought it would be a great idea.
	Are you calling from the apocalypse?
	Yeah, what's it like over there, sir?
	It's hot.
	It's very hot.
	We can't hear you.
	Yeah, it sounds like shit.
	All right, one sec.
	Let me try taking it off the headset.
	How's that?
	A little better.
	A little better.
	A little better.
	A little shitty.
	Okay, I was thinking about a show with about big fucking tits where some dudes sit around and they talk about shit at the bar, you know, like, hey, you see that chick over there?
	Yeah, I fucked her last night.
	Starring Elliot Page and Chaz Bono.
	Okay, that's a funny idea.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	We can't hear you.
	It's all staticky and shitty.
	Sorry, sure.
	Okay, we got 847 on the line.
	Hello.
	Can you hear me?
	What's going on, buddy?
	How's it going, buddy?
	Oh, my gosh.
	What is cooking up the old chimney, pal?
	I don't know.
	Just a little carry, and you know.
	But anyway, I had serious questions for you.
	I'm going to cut the shit.
	I was curious about how your wife and your mom react to the anti-Femite talk.
	My wife doesn't watch this show.
	I agree with you.
	My wife doesn't watch this show at all.
	My mom has brought it up a couple of times where she goes, you know, you talk about women in the workforce and you say that I stayed home, but as soon as you started going to school, I was employed.
	I was like, no, really?
	You were like a teacher, so you could come home when it was time for me to come home.
	I wasn't a latchkey child like all my friends were.
	But she objects a lot, but you know, she gets it.
	I think my anti-Femite stuff is ultimately kind of feminist, and most women that watch this show appreciate it, because I'm not saying you're too stupid to be in the workforce.
	I'm saying you tend not to belong.
	It's like women in fucking combat sports.
	Now, d are women offended when you say you shouldn't be fighting Mike Tyson or you shouldn't be at rallies like Heather Heyer was?
	I don't think normal women are offended by that.
	And that's why I always make it clear to call them shit chests and not normal women.
	Like the kindergarten teachers we had when we were kids, they were nice ladies who said boys will be boys.
	They were wonderful, loving human beings.
	It's this twisted, shitty robot that we have now.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Yeah, I agree with that.
	I do worry sometimes, though, like if my daughter ever sees this show, that she's going to think that I don't think that she can be whatever she wants to be.
	And I want to be clear here.
	Best prime minister Britain ever had was Margaret Atwood.
	Margaret Thatcher.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, so some of my, I don't think women can write, but my favorite writers are women.
	There's things called exceptions to the rules.
	So if you're determined to be the greatest female oncologist in the world, all the power to you.
	I'm just saying, most women are kidding themselves when they take on these male roles.
	Here's one.
	Mr. Kevin, you're incredulous with Thomas Sowell's Black Rednecks.
	You suggested that Sowell hasn't read Albion Seed, and it has nothing to do with the South.
	Sir, I've read it, have you?
	There's a whole section called Borderlands to the Back Country about the Scotch-Irish and border culture and how it influenced Virginia and Southern culture.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	He's got you there, Gavin.
	And another thing, too.
	You thought you made a mistake before when you said Margaret Atwood.
	But let me riddle you this, big guy.
	Did you ever see a picture of them side to side?
	Have you?
	No.
	Have you ever seen them in the same room?
	No.
	That's the same person.
	Holy shit.
	They're micro.
	I have no idea.
	Yep.
	Well, Margaret Atwood does a really good British accent.
	It's a clever trick.
	It's like the Clark Kent.
	Like, he just makes his hair different, and you think it's a different person.
	We're not fooled.
	No, I have to address this, though.
	You're right.
	I only read the first quarter of Albion Seed and I found it really boring.
	I also gave up because I thought, why am I reading about just the Northeasts?
	I care more about Scots and the South and stuff.
	So I guess I abandoned the book before I got to the part.
	But then I read a whole review about it, and I thought it didn't say anything about the South.
	So I was wrong.
	I fucked up.
	I would like to hereby professionally apologize to Mr. Soul.
	Okay?
	You got me.
	I fucked up.
	I was wrong.
	You know, they used to call me Mr. Soul in high school.
	What happened?
	I was Asian.
	Let's take some more calls here.
	I feel bad we pushed the calls till so late.
	We got 331.
	You're on the line.
	Amazing.
	Amazing.
	Amazing.
	Beta!
	I know.
	Beta.
	I know it's kind of aching a Chinese secret, but I remember Gavin talking about one of the shows about everyone wearing ski masks and whatnot.
	And Ryan, you're actually right.
	They are Balaklavas.
	I live here in Chicago, and especially in the rap scene and all that, everyone just loves wearing the face mask because I guess it was popularized by this rapper Poosh Icy.
	And now everyone wears the ski mask.
	And there's even rappers now that are associating it with their image, just like wearing the ski mask.
	So you walk down the street and you see everyone, well, not like everyone, but all these pretty much mainly black people and ghetto people just wearing ski masks because they think it's like cool.
	I guess it's like a trend now, but yeah.
	It looks so fucking stupid, it drives me insane.
	That trend, like who knew, who knew saggy jeans would be the least of our worries?
	Those retarded eyelashes that are not just black, that's everywhere now.
	The black shower caps that we see on the plane, and now this, with just showing this part of your face, it's embarrassing.
	You look like you just took your helmet off from an F-14 fighter jet and you're wondering what is going on with the fuel injection.
	But you're getting a jacket out of the trunk.
	I fucking hate it.
	Anyway, thanks for calling, sir.
	So this is again with the predominant theme of tonight's show.
	Gavin, you're the reason for my happiness.
	I'll try to condense the story behind my gratitude.
	A few years back, I was a cringe liberal feminist.
	This is from a woman.
	I overheard my boyfriend listening to JuML.
	I thought you were funny and interesting, but you pissed me off with some comments you made about divorce.
	I'm divorced.
	When I realized the reason for this was that I actually agreed with you, I went to seek similar uncomfortable truths.
	Part of that involved consuming nearly all of your content.
	While this was happening, I noticed your name often paired with white supremacists.
	And of course, the Proud Boys paired with Hate Group in the media and various posts written by people I respect and trusted.
	I was surprised.
	If I had listened to you talk for hundreds of hours, wouldn't I pick up on any Nazi vibes, however subtle?
	How could people I previously thought of as intelligent make those accusations with such confidence when they clearly hadn't done any critical thinking to get there?
	Thus began my journey away from the left.
	I actually met Ryan a while back when I was in town for work and I came to the studio on a night you weren't there.
	I think I could have met you at karaoke afterward, but missed you due to timing, if I recall correctly, your wife said I look like Selena Gomez.
	So wait, my wife was out partying with you guys doing karaoke and I wasn't there?
	I don't think she met your wife.
	Oh wait.
	No.
	That was the night you, me, and Tony and their missuses did a karaoke.
	No, Detective Shitty's wrong again.
	Oh, wait.
	I do remember my wife going out with Proud Boys, and I couldn't be there for some reason.
	I think I was out of town completely, like in another city.
	And I set up the meet.
	Interesting.
	Yeah.
	But I know her.
	She's really cool, really smart.
	But incredibly overweight.
	She is a huge, disgusting beast.
	But smart.
	Fast forward a bit.
	Not smart about her food choices, though.
	Yeah.
	Just smart reading everything but the menu.
	Not the nutritional facts.
	That's for sure.
	Fast forward a bit.
	I joined the Gavin McKinnon Discord after the MA you did and ended up meeting the guy I'm currently engaged to.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations.
	Let me just ask my ass what it thinks.
	Congratulations.
	That's butt cheeks for congratulations.
	That's Nazi buns for congratulations.
	I'll even kiss the men.
	You rescued me from the circus and brought me to the land of logic.
	You helped me embrace my femininity and find fulfillment in my God-given purpose of being a wife and mother.
	Without you, I wouldn't be getting remarried next year to a man who shares my values and is capable of leading a family.
	I am eternally grateful.
	I know this sounds corny, but I cannot tell you how many letters I have like this.
	And people, every time I talk to a journalist, they're like, are you going to take any ownership for the violent rhetoric you said and how so many proud boys are in jail?
	Don't you wish you had not started this whole thing in the first place?
	If you were never born, those guys wouldn't be in jail.
	I'm like, okay, thanks.
	I got you.
	But I couldn't tell you the hundreds and hundreds of letters I get from people saying, thank you for telling me to put a ring on it.
	Thank you for getting me away from video games.
	Thank you for telling me to get in shape.
	Thank you for telling me to stop being a fucking loser and begin my adult life.
	Thank you for telling me to stop wearing shirts that say stupid shit on them and wearing, dressing like an adult.
	Yeah, be like, how many lives have you literally created in babies?
	Yeah.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	I've created your baby.
	Yeah.
	You went from the godfather of hipsterdom to just the godfather.
	No, I went from the godfather of hipster to the father.
	Period.
	I'm also enraged at the incompetence of your employee.
	Excuse you?
	You?
	Me?
	I won a box of meat last year when I called into the live show, and despite numerous reminders, I'm still meatless.
	You know what?
	I passed that.
	I did my part.
	Okay, but I'm angry for you now because if it was in my hands, I would just send you a...
	Well, fucking.
	Rachel, if you'll allow me to apologize, the guy did die.
	Like, Bubba and Hanks were our meat suppliers, and Bubba croaked.
	So I'm sorry if he didn't do a great job of supplying you with meat, but I think they were still getting orders after, and it wasn't an easy cleanup there.
	It's not like one of the fry guys at McDonald's died.
	Ronald McDonald died.
	Yeah.
	I'm still meatless.
	Well, I found another meat in the sense that I've bought other meats since then, and I haven't been a vegetarian.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Your number one baby monster.
	Oh.
	Self-dubbed.
	Wow.
	All right.
	We got five minutes left.
	Let's cram in as many calls and live chats as we can.
	All right, fucking Robert.
	What's up, Rob?
	We're doing a super speed mega call.
	We're going to get through 11 calls in five minutes.
	Rob, are you there?
	Yo, what's going on?
	Nobody, what's up?
	Hey.
	About the 12-year-old killing herself and her cousin, what actually happened is she actually accidentally killed her cousin.
	And when she realized that she just murdered someone, she killed herself on purpose.
	Yeah, that's what everyone says.
	But I looked at the video, and it looks like the second shot is immediately after the first shot.
	Bang, bang.
	No, no, no.
	It wasn't immediately after.
	There was a good, like, three seconds before that where she collapses to the ground, then she, like, offs herself.
	But yeah, there's been a couple of articles about it, and they're all saying the same thing, that it was an accidental killing, and then, you know, she.
	All right, well, thanks for calling.
	We got the timing off on the gun shot.
	I don't know, though.
	I listened.
	I didn't hear that second shot.
	I heard the bonk bonk, but who gives a fuck?
	And everyone says it was an accident.
	Well, no.
	They're little kids, 12 and 13, and they're smoking pot, posing with guns.
	The accident happened way before the accident happened.
	Yes, go ahead, please, call her.
	Hey, can you hear me, Gavin?
	Yes.
	All right, cool.
	First thing is, Gavin, you're hilarious, man.
	When you're talking about the 460-pound Malaysian bodybuilder, I was like, how is Gavin not completely destroyed this man for marrying her right off the bat?
	The second thing is I figured out Ruth Gator Binsberg.
	Yeah, you don't get a second thing.
	Sorry.
	Thanks for calling.
	You blew your first thing on compliments.
	Anyway, next caller, please.
	Sorry, sir.
	Try again next time.
	You've made the mistake that a thousand before you have made.
	Hey, stop kissing ass, Faggot.
	You're such a woman.
	I was buying time.
	I don't know where it's going.
	So here's some cash for the Kinsman show at Central Illinois.
	This is actually going to Joe Biggs.
	Yes.
	We have a year left with Max and John.
	So we'll really be ramping up the fundraising for them.
	Yep.
	And now we're going to have.
	Fuck it.
	Don't.
	Fuck it.
	Don't suck it.
	Okay.
	Fuck it.
	Don't suck it.
	Thanks for calling.
	That's a shirt.
	Next caller.
	Sorry, you already used your thing.
	Be very careful.
	Yeah, one thing.
	We have fucking three minutes left.
	Next call.
	207.
	207.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hi, guys.
	Yeah, I called about the JFK assassination.
	I heard you guys talking about it with Anthony.
	One of the best theories I've ever heard is the best thing about this.
	You can kind of keep the stuff about the mafia and whatever else you want to keep.
	But one of the things that happened, or one of the things that people think happened, is, and it's a great book by, and this is not a fake name.
	His name's Bonner Man.
	Stop interrupting yourself.
	What?
	You keep interrupting yourself.
	And this is a theory, and it's not a theory that you have to have.
	It's also a book.
	It's a great book.
	Tell us.
	The thing is, Lee Harvey Oswald fired a shot.
	He did hit JFK one time, but the Secret Service is all getting wasted the night before at a strip club or something in Dallas.
	And they had like a B squad up for the motorcade.
	And when the shot went down, everything went down, they freaked out.
	One of the Secret Service agents named George Hickey actually accidentally shot JFK in the back of the head.
	And this guy named Donnie, he would spend his life researching it, doing all the ballistic stuff, the forensic stuff.
	And there's a really good documentary called JFK The Smoking Gun.
	If you have any time to look it up.
	He's right.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	Interesting theory.
	I think I did hear something about that.
	The guy's name is funny, though.
	Bonner Meninger.
	What do you got in your pants?
	That's a Bonnermeninger.
	Infiltrate 60, you're on the lean.
	And on the line.
	You're on both.
	You're on the lean.
	G-Dog.
	Hey, man.
	G-Dog, my guy.
	One minute left.
	What's up, dude?
	Hey, I lived down the street from where the Proud Boys were.
	I saw them.
	I didn't know anything that they're Proud Boys.
	I wish I did.
	I would have yelled a Huru or a fucking the bird which is.
	Where are you talking about?
	Long Island?
	No, Enfield.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, well, if you're in Enfield, go by that place and say, what's going on here?
	Don't get violent.
	Don't harass any of that stuff, obviously.
	But just say, I don't understand.
	Like, I want them to know how many people are confused by this shit.
	Oh, you should have seen the bashing people were doing on Facebook on the local forum.
	All these people with fucking dog pictures, anime pictures, none of their faces.
	It's insane.
	What, bashing Proud Boys for daring to donate 800 pounds of food?
	Yes.
	It's insane.
	It's clownware world.
	Fucking clownwear.
	Sorry?
	Can't say it anymore.
	Like, I don't understand.
	So what's their argument?
	You're trying to launder your image.
	It's not going to work, assholes.
	You guys are fascist neo-Nazis.
	You know, the regular, the regular bullshit.
	But now they're saying they're going to donate to make up for the bullshit that they threw out.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I heard that.
	So the liberals, and I talked to one of the Proud Boys involved tonight about that, and he goes, okay, so the only way we can get you liberals to donate anything to the poor is when we do it, and then you want to outdo us just to spite us.
	Okay.
	Poor people are getting fed.
	At least we got some money raised, you fucking dunces.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Seriously.
	And on that note, I'm on my way to California holiday.
	I will try to visit Mercedes.
	She's in Rancho Cucamunga, San Bernardino.
	We've been writing each other letters.
	Oh, good.
	Okay.
	Also writing letters to John Kay.
	Isn't that great?
	Yeah, that's fantastic.
	That guy had a great How Dare You Media YouTube video that he just put a compilation of The War on Kids.
	Check that out.
	Here is 500 bucks for a crow where we live in where Biggs, a national hero.
	He's literally a national hero, by the way.
	He has two purple hearts.
	His Humvee blew up.
	He went over a landmine or a, sorry, an IUD, no, IED over there.
	This guy is not just plucked out of nowhere.
	Yet Ryan gets to rock out on YouTube for an audience of eight each day as a free man.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Sometimes there's 13.
	If we could do anything, we would switch places with Ryan.
	I wouldn't.
	And Biggs.
	But we do want to thank you for the...
	$500 is not a...
	Thank you.
	That's a great donation.
	All right, folks.
	See you soon.
	See you Monday.
	Got plenty of surprises to fill in the hole on my Friday absence.
	And Tuesday, we're going to go pick up that jag.
	So we'll make sure we make it fun for you.
	New episode of Car Guys.
	It's been a while.
	I'm going to put up all my old free speech podcasts on the site, as well as a little documentary I did with the punk band Crass about the murder, state overreach murder that inspired them.
	Anyway.
	Uh-oh.
	I thought you promised to suck off a piece of shit when someone donated $100 and had something to do with the prostitute doing the same delicious act.
	Hmm.
	That doesn't ring a bell for me.
	That doesn't ring a bell.
	I wouldn't.
	How does that, the glass of bourbon, with Ryan then?
	Yeah.
	Okay, guys.
	So maybe, Ryan, you can keep those running.
	How many do you have left of those?
	Two more.
	Okay, so you're gonna have to get shampoo.
	And I'm gonna say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	And you can see it everywhere, the famine and the fear.
	The doubt and the drone, perspiration and the fear.
	And you can see it all around.
	The massacres abound.
	Dead bodies all around.
	The tragedies abound.
	Missing persons are found.
	The fatas get the drone.
	New down there will be found.
	The eagle and the fear of people living in fear of impending nuclear warfare.
	But as a matter of fact, believe it or not, plenty people don't care whether it's imminent or not.

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