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March 8, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E95 - DON'T SAY GAY
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If the kids are united by Sham69, The Hersham Boys, Lace Top Boats and Corduroys, fantastic OI band from the early days of punk.
I wanted that song for the do's and don'ts when Weist first started doing TV, and it was like 45 grand, and we went, ah, fuck it, nah.
And then as soon as I left, they bought it for some other show.
I thought that, was that to hurt my feelings?
Because it did.
Great band.
Yeah, that was the negotiations.
When I said, how much are you going to charge me for this song?
$40, $45,000.
From page of the New York Post today, FaceTime.
Finally, finally, children are back on FaceTime.
School kids rejoice as masks come off.
I don't know, man.
There's just something about modern culture with these people who have never been in a fist fight, who lack real-life experience, and they just seem to be preying on the weak, the most vulnerable.
Like kids can't fight back, and that seems to put them on the target list.
Let's make them wear masks, even though they have zero chance of dying without pre-existing conditions under the age of five.
Same with comedy.
You watch SNL.
They can't make fun of Muslims or Jews or blacks.
They can make fun of whites, sort of.
That gets a little tedious, though.
Plus, you're shitting on your audience.
So when you do the racist hillbilly, everyone starts with the Mason Dixon line and goes, I'm not watching this show anymore.
But who can they make fun of?
Kids.
So there's lots of incest jokes.
There's lots of raunchy fucking hurting children jokes in it.
And it just, it's because they're not doing any other controversial comedy.
It'd be fine if there was tons of racial shit and there was incest and all kinds of pedophile and there was a million other, you're just watching a raunchy comedy show.
Whoa.
Like a Louis C.K. live show.
But when it's just kids, no.
So you'd think that this would be one thing that would unite us all, but it made us even more polarized, the pandemic.
You'd think when you saw kids in masks, that would make liberals, we all have kids, or a lot of us do, it would make liberals and Republicans, anyone with a kid under five or who recently had a kid would be pissed off.
But no, even within the right wing, we've got all of this animosity.
And you know how I feel about that, right?
I want, I don't punch right.
We are at a Western crossroads right now.
And we can't afford to be shitting on anyone who has the same goals as us, which is less government, more freedom.
Dang.
Go ahead.
Now, I know those people don't like me.
For example, I met this chick at AFPAC who goes, hey, you ruined my career.
I was an ambassador at my school for Turning Point, and I said I agreed with you about the problems with Islam and how when any area gets over 10% Muslim, they tend to have issues.
And they said, so you're supporting what Gavin McKinnis said?
And I said, yes.
And they go, you're fired.
Gay!
Yeah, it is gay.
So Turning Point USA, I believe, is adamantly against me.
They'd never do anything with me.
Can you imagine me coming out on stage after Benny Johnson?
Hi.
Yet I support them.
Gay.
Sorry, go ahead.
Because the way I work is Charlie Kirk, all that red pilling he does at school is best for the greater good.
Ryan, that's getting annoying.
I think this take is just a little gay.
Steven Crowder won't call me back.
He doesn't text me back anymore.
I don't know why that is, but I support him.
His take on If the Kids Are All White was a fantastic take.
And I'm glad it's out there in the ether, in the cosmos, in the Ethernet.
So you won't jump on the differences of your opinions?
No, I think you calling me gay.
I think it's gay to need everyone to love you.
Gay!
Gay!
Jay Johnson is this comedian friend of mine?
Gay.
He's one of my best friends.
I don't think he's a huge fan of the G. I don't care.
I don't need to be loved.
I need to be amused.
That's Jazz Jennings' mom, I believe.
So Ben Shapiro is another guy who doesn't support me or my people.
But look at all the good Daily Wire does.
Look how many times during a show we cite Daily Wire and PragerU and Turning Point.
Do I want those people to go?
No, I want them to stay.
Gay.
It's not gay.
Gay.
Gay.
Gay.
At my own Show here, I'm not getting support from 50% of the staff here at Get Off My Lawn, which is one person.
People asked the other day, who writes this show?
Me, fuckface.
Who do you think writes this show?
My team of writers.
There are two people at this studio, and don't think of coming by if you ever find the address because we're also heavily armed.
Shoot you.
I remember in 2018, Young Black Leadership Summit was there, and Joel Patrick goes, I wanted to bring you to this thing, and they all told me, don't go near it.
And I go, I understand.
Gay.
You're going to meet Trump in the White House.
Stop doing that, by the way.
You're going to meet Trump in the White House.
You don't want to jinx it by having David Duke there.
And that's how I'm seen.
So, okay.
Fox News.
Gay.
I'm so happy they exist.
I've been blackballed.
Gay.
And I support them.
Gay.
No matter how gay it sounds.
Gay.
Okay.
I asked you to stop doing that.
Almost 6'12.
That's different.
Yes, but it's the same point.
It's the same as gay.
It's not gay to support the right under any circumstances.
I had a guy talking to a friend.
He goes, dude, you have to be a populist.
And that was Reagan.
Reagan won.
That was Trump.
Trump won.
These people attack Buchanan.
They attack our people, so we should attack back.
You make fun of ginos, make fun of rhinos.
Yes.
And I go, no.
Gay.
I go, no, I'm not doing that.
Gay.
And then he pointed out that the establishment Republicans said, let's stand by Mitt.
If you don't vote for Mitt, you're killing the movement.
And I agree with that.
Gay.
I used to say, I used to say, you better vote for Trump because if you're not voting for Trump, you're voting for Hillary.
And people would go, that's an argument.
Actually, I'm using the populist thing as an argument for me at this point now, where I'm saying, if it was all or nothing.
So it was all or nothing for Mitt Romney, and we lost, by the way.
And it should have been all or nothing for Trump both times.
But either they cheated or it wasn't.
So I support everyone who wants less government and more freedom.
Gay!
All right.
Gay?
Gay?
Gay!
I get it.
It's sad we have to resort to that to get something to stop.
So speaking of gay and those Democrats who were saying gay, I presume you got that from that campaign where Ron DeSantis has stated there's a new law in Florida and it says, I honestly believe this comes from lips of TikTok.
It says, no more talking about your butt sex or your scissoring or your sex at all.
Don't tell them what your sexual preference is or what your gender is.
All of that shit is sexually based.
That sounds like based.
It's gay and blue-pilled.
And like him, her, he, him, it's all variations on what your sexual preference is, right?
There's no normal straight dad who goes, hey man, this is my wife and my kids.
By the way, I'm Z. I identify as Z and my pronouns are there.
That doesn't happen.
It's all various degrees of bizarre sexuality, including the basics, which is being a woman who gets pussy and being a dude who's like scock.
Randy Santis has said, stop doing that.
You just teach, okay?
Keep sex out of it, which is a fantastic thing.
Now, the left has turned this into don't say gay.
This is what Bolsheviks do.
This goes back to the Frankfurt School.
Buchanan first exposed this in Death of the West.
They change the language.
And we're forced to do it too.
We say pro-life.
They say pro-choice.
But it doesn't mean anything.
Buffalo wings are not made of buffalo.
They're from Buffalo, New York.
They're made of chicken.
Stop it with the changing of the verbiage.
So they say don't say gay.
Yes, that is a factor.
It's also don't say lesbian, don't say straight.
I'm an ass man.
Now, us ass men can look like, wait, can you get that?
Us ass men look like we don't like tits.
And I've had tit men say to me, you're gay if you don't like tits.
And I'm like, I never said I don't like tits.
It's just not my top priority.
But I'm open to that.
Now, this is a discussion, by the way, that men will have in bars for like half an hour.
It shouldn't be discussed from five to seven-year-olds.
Why are you gay?
Okay, are you getting the door?
Oh, she left.
Oh, okay.
Left anything either.
We're going to have a different knock for when you're just leaving something in the lobby there.
That seems pretty rudimentary to me, don't you think?
This sounds very gay.
Like there's foot guys who like to suck toes.
I'm interested in hearing from that guy at a bar, my off time.
No child, not only should you not tell a child that, children don't want to hear it.
Children don't want to hear it.
Like you go up to, don't do this.
But if you went up to a nine-year-old and said, you know, Frenching is dying in marriage.
Most couples don't French.
I think they should French more.
I think it's good, and once in a while, just sort of get your tongue in there and just start Frenching your wife.
Say we lived in a world with zero rules and you could talk to kids about anything.
I promise you, no child on earth wants to fucking hear that.
And that's what you're doing with your kiddos and your rainbow tie and your fucking he, them, they, them shit.
You're fucking discussing sex with kids.
Please stop.
And by the way, while you're at it, stop discussing it with me.
I'm not homophobic.
I'm homo-bored.
I don't care what your sexual proclivities are.
Unless you're my friend and it's something really weird, like you love to piss on each other.
That's kind of interesting.
stop making your entire identity.
I'm a pisser.
So Ron DeSantis brought this up recently.
And by the way, Ben Shapiro, Real Daily Wire, not a fan of Gav.
Here we are using his footage.
So I want him on board because I need him.
What critics call the don't say gay bill is on the Senate floor?
Does it say that in the bill?
Stop.
And that was pretty hard to hear, but he said what critics are calling the don't say gay bill.
It doesn't say that.
Don't say that in the bill.
I'm asking you to tell me what's in the bill because you are pushing false narratives.
It doesn't matter what critics say.
It says it bans classroom instruction on sexual identity and gender orientation.
For who?
For grades pre-K through three.
So five-year-olds, six-year-olds, seven-year-olds.
And the idea that you wouldn't be honest about that and tell people what it actually says, it's why people don't trust people like you because you peddle false narratives.
He's already dead.
Cranston dropped the mic a little early there.
They got to work on their video drops.
So let's bring on our severely handicapped friend, Donovan Crip Daddy, whatever we call him, and get his take.
Because he looks kind of like a kid.
Donovan, are you there?
I'm here.
I'm ready to fuck.
Do you prefer Donovan or Crip Daddy?
I prefer anything that gets people to call me Daddy.
Okay, Crip Daddy.
You know, Ryan was just noticing something about you.
You know how Pluto, no, Goofy is a dog, but he has a dog that's called Pluto.
Yeah, same creature.
The same creature, but one is like a real guy and the other is just a dog.
Right, yeah.
You're kind of like Goofy, right?
Where you're a real guy, and then Ricky Berwick is kind of your Pluto, where he's not a real person.
No, that's a pretty accurate description.
You're both the same creature, but you're real.
Yeah.
I'm the one that you could like bring around to people and not make them feel like they have to take a shower afterwards.
Like you could have Ricky on a leash and he'd be like, oh, Ricky, that's silly Ricky.
And everyone would laugh and then he'd like go to sleep in his little rug thing and then we'd all have a conversation.
Yeah, and the idea of Ricky on a leash with me is probably somebody's new feathers now.
Yeah, I just got the weirdest boner I've ever had in my life.
Okay, so I wasn't going to say it.
It was me too.
Speaking of weird boners, so this don't say gay bill is very basic.
It just says, we're sick.
Basically, I think it came from Libs of TikTok.
And it basically is saying, we're sick of you telling your kiddos, they always say kiddos, that you're non-binary and you like you, you don't use this pronoun and that pronoun.
And they're saying, don't tell kids how you fuck.
That seems pretty reasonable to me.
Okay, see, I went into this like completely unknowing of anything.
So I did some research this morning.
And the thing I found was that Walt Disney, the CEO, was saying something about not being for it.
And people were upset.
And so a bunch of gay people are canceling their Disney Plus subscriptions.
And it's funny because Walt Disney would definitely not say gay.
He would just call them faggots.
Yeah.
Well, Walt Disney, he didn't even like blacks.
He said, I don't want blacks at Disneyland because it pulls you out of it to see like a black Robin Hood or a black, you know, king, even though there was kangs.
So yeah, he definitely wouldn't be into gays.
We don't like him.
By the way, why do adults have Disney subscriptions?
This shouldn't hurt your bottom line.
Disney's for kids, families.
Right, and not gay people.
It's not for gays.
Gays should be watching gay porn like God wants them to.
And Ellen DeGeneres?
No, that's a straight white man.
Do you know any homos?
Like in person?
I mean, we talk.
But you talk online.
But do you have a gay friend you come over and you high-five?
Yeah, I'm on the show right now.
He's a cool guy.
Fuck you.
Thanks for coming on.
You're never coming on again.
Goodbye.
I love you.
Short and sweet, just like him.
Still don't know why the wrists are like that.
I saw Shane and his wife, Paula.
They've got a new thing on.
I love their relationship because you know who I'm talking about, right?
The other one?
His fiancé?
Yeah.
He's like the mainstream version of these guys.
So Ricky Berwick is Pluto.
Donovan is Goofy.
And Shane is Mickey Mouse.
Well, that's pretty good.
Shane is like the mainstream version of these guys.
And they all have the same very specific disease.
I think it ends with number three.
It's like turlier strombosis number three.
And he's got a new show.
I don't know if it'll come up.
It's on the notes.
But their whole thing is like, we're truly in love.
And this isn't about attention.
And there's never a moment where they're not facing a camera.
Imagine like she gains a little weight and he's like, to be honest, you are a lot harder before.
Wait, Jesse Lee Peterson has this disease too?
But like, they're never not gloating about how wonderful they are for fucking.
Crip Daddy has a girlfriend.
We've never seen her before.
Yep.
It's not her identity.
Stop making something about you your identity, by the way.
You know what Crip Daddy's known for?
His razor-sharp quips.
They should call him Quip Daddy.
Wow.
No one knows.
Like, it's not like people go, he's going to be on the National Handicapped Hour, but look at this little guy, little froggy.
I think babies do call Crip Daddy Quip Daddy.
His whole identity is his handicap, and it's her identity too.
Good night, sweetheart.
I'm not tired.
You are tonight.
I have to go out with my friends.
Oh, wow.
That happens.
For sure.
Yeah.
Oh.
I love you.
I'm a pedophile.
Sorry.
Let's do the war on kids then.
This is the theme of the show.
The war on kiddos.
Should we?
Someone says kiddos, murder them instantly.
They're a pedophile, child, murderer.
Shall we start the show?
No.
We're going to go right to war on kiddos.
The show started.
Damn.
Fuck start the show.
I don't like that thing.
It's too cumbersome anyway.
One time I have it all loaded up.
Yep.
Well, you got to be ready for that too.
Hello, fam.
I had a text page upgrade.
Who wants to pamp my bag?
We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.
Fun your face up!
Okay, this is obviously very literal when it comes to warrant kids.
This is a black guy who was wanted for murder.
Some kids reposted it on Facebook and said, hey, this guy's being wanted for murder.
Better watch out.
He's offended by this, so he goes and kills them.
New Jersey man convicted of killing two children and a college student over a Facebook post.
He looks like a real joy to be around, doesn't he?
Now, I'm obviously not saying black people are going around murdering kids.
That's retarded.
But cops aren't going around murdering black people, and we burnt the country down based on that myth.
So where's the backlash?
Where's the vigil?
Where's the statues?
Where's the tears?
This story has all but vanished.
I promise you won't be anywhere tomorrow.
And these are three innocent young people, two children and a college student, murdered because they offended a man.
Isn't that worth noting?
Isn't that a thing?
That's black on black.
Forget it.
Here's the big story, though, that we've took too long to say.
Don't say gay.
So this guy, he's well known now.
This case was going around a lot last year.
It's been going on for a long time.
And this guy goes, I don't want my kid to transition.
I don't believe in transitioning.
That doesn't fit the narrative.
Fuck justice.
Fuck the law.
The narrative dominates the justice system.
So they took his kid away.
His boy has to be a girl.
And if you disagree, then fuck you.
So he's doing these talks now.
And I honestly think this is a smart thing for him to do, to do these talks, because the jury doesn't go by the law.
They go by what the media is saying.
So you have to get out there.
You need to be reported on so the jury can have some context.
I can't believe I'm saying this.
It's a ridiculous situation to be in.
But like that gay proud boy who got fag bashed and used a racial epithet after the fight, he's got to get out in the media because that's what the jurors go with.
I'm not sure he's going with that plan.
But anyway, here he is at, what is it?
UNT?
What is UNT?
University of Northern Tennessee?
I don't know, but I think that's a C-U-N-T right there.
I think it's actually in Texas, in Austin?
We should look that up.
But yeah, click on UNT Prez or something so we could find out what school this is because it's relevant.
I remember being really disappointed.
Westfield, Massachusetts.
Oh, okay.
Wait, University of North Texas.
Which is it?
I think it's University of North Texas, right?
GeoPenis.
Yeah, because Tex right there.
So you'd think Texas would have their head screwed on properly, but they do not.
Exactly.
UNT.
Yeah, there's penis face.
You cannot erase us.
So if you don't want your son to become a drag queen at the age of whatever it is, 11 years old, then you want to erase trans people.
And when this whole thing began, remember I lost my ad agency a million years ago?
I think it's like 10 years ago now.
I just said what a Canadian specialist in the field from Vancouver said, which is, you're probably just gay.
You're not a girl.
You're probably just gay.
So turn 18, put on some red leather short shorts and prance around the West Village for a couple months.
And then get back to me if you're still sure you want to chop your dick off.
But let's not give children hormone blockers.
Anyway, that's wanting to erase trans people.
Wow.
Who is this you're pulling up?
So this is the site.
This is the UNT College Democrats.
This is an official post by them.
Join us for the flying squirrel, blah, blah, blah.
It's a free brunch, 10 drag queen performances, and hosted by Kylie Fatel, which is the proud crackhead O'Hara Princess.
But at least these are, yeah, yeah, you're right.
It's immediate.
Like, should we differentiate between kindergarten, 13-year-olds, and college students?
Well, the college students want to see.
They all seem to have the same IQ these days.
When they see that this is awesome and cool, then they're going to want to push this to in the younger schools.
College kids like getting involved in this.
They do end up being these teachers that say kiddos.
Oh, the Scooby-Doo.
That shadow looks like a boner.
Okay, so let's get back to the way students reacted to this guy who's lost his son.
By the way, if I lose my son, it's going to be a lot more than college talks going down.
I'm going to become the punisher.
There we go.
Hideous, she is pulling her shirt over her gun, even though it's too small.
I don't know why I pictured this, but you know what would be funny is like while she's giving him the middle finger, if he just goes like and he pretends it actually affects him, and then later she tells me she's not gonna go around and be like, I gave him the middle finger and he was like stunned.
I like hexed him, basically.
Yeah, I think it'd be cooler if he just became blurry like you I'm too hot for TV.
That's why I'm blurry interesting political discourse.
I just has his thumbs up.
You suck dicks, what?
I thought they're pro-gay.
Yeah.
You're a faggot homophobe.
I fuck you.
Like, when this happened to me at NYU, I was sort of like, how long do I stay here for?
Is this going to simmer down?
No?
Are they going to change their minds?
Am I ever going to be able to talk?
One of them has her ashes.
Did you see that?
Really?
Yeah.
Right after this.
That kid's like...
There, there.
You saw it for a split second.
Oh, yeah.
I wonder what's going through her mind.
They're going to keep making an example of our cause.
I'm going to give up this school for Lent.
This is a world without face punches.
It's not pretty, is it?
Don't you record my face?
Get on the desk.
They have that, like, they all have the same sort of weird body ailments, you know what I mean?
The Naruto-run body.
I'm just thinking, like, in a...
Reminds me of Seth Green.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
In a post-Columbine world, why wouldn't they look at this and be like, these are all kids that are...
That should have been shot.
Are mass shooting so bad that they like they that's mass shooter behavior.
You know what I mean?
Like look at his arms.
It reminds me of that geeky guy from Big Bang Theory who not the Indian dude, but the one who wears like hipster suits He has the same weird arm gestures.
It's a body type.
It's like low-T bone structure.
Low-T bone structure.
There's some looking at the more footage of them at 1.6.
I hope it doesn't repeat.
I hope we don't Venn diagram this footage.
Slow internet.
Oh, it's the exact same footage.
Maybe it's at 1.6?
Yeah.
Okay.
Like this isn't a guy who said trans people need to be eradicated.
This is a guy who said, I want my son back.
I remember back in Vice days, Saroush and I came up with this crazy, it was most, it was me, this concept where we had been kidnapped.
His dad is a packy, right?
We had been kidnapped.
And they said, we're going to kill your sons unless you write a believable rap song that could be a hit about what's just happened.
And if it is, it doesn't have to chart, but it has to be conceivable that it would chart.
So our dads, Jimmy McInnes and whatever his name is, Chibutti Elvi, they start spending serious money on Missy Elliott and all these producers and stuff trying to get a song going and like being trained to rap.
And they said to the kidnappers, can we just hire like a rapper?
No, no, no.
You have to be 70% of the song.
You can't have rappers come in and you can't get all the help you want.
So imagine what that song would sound like.
And originally, like Sarush's dad would be like, hey, buddy, you can't take my son.
That's crazy what you're doing.
And then the producer would be like, that's not going to work.
You can't rap.
I don't mean you're not good.
I mean you may not.
He's like, okay, whatever's helping, get it going with the guys.
And so they just have him sing Kawali, which is a type, that's Nusrat Fata Ali Khan.
They have him sing.
So he's like, Like the, you know, that at the beginning of that Miss Elliot song.
So he does that kind of like spiritual stuff that they can sample.
And then my dad, he could probably, he would do the chorus.
And the chorus of the song is, I want my son back.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
I want my son back.
And then they have like, yo, and then they have real rappers come in like, yo, what you doing?
You can't take a man's kid.
And then when they're sitting down, they're like, what do you think about that?
They're just like sharing their lines.
Like, they're really getting it.
Yeah, I don't think my dad should rap, though.
Right, right.
And now the question is, is that 70%?
But they'd argue the Sarush's dad's kawali singing, that makes up a lot.
Right.
It's a tough call.
Anyway, the guy's kids must be sick.
Yeah, if they can train the rock to rap, they could train my dad.
It's about rock.
It's about power.
Anyway, this was An interesting story.
This girl was totally vilified for saying, I guess I'm not trans after all.
I'm just a tomboy.
So, this is a sin.
This is unthinkably wrong.
That's what really bothers me about the theme of today's show: is that questioning any of this is verboten.
That's the real crux of this problem.
Like, why is this radical?
You know what's fucking terrifying?
I was going to start testosterone today.
I was going to start transitioning into being a male.
But I had a major epiphany the other day, and I came to the realization that I was not transgender.
Might be mind-blowing.
Yeah, nip figure 18.
I'm not a guy.
I devoted so many years into trying to convince myself that I was a male, but I realized that I wasn't.
Never thought that this day would come.
Hi, guys.
I'm Maya.
I'm a cisgender female.
How dare she?
Wow.
She kind of reminds me of Owen Wilson in Bottle Rocket a little bit.
I said, wow, I'm a man.
So this is what you're supposed to be.
This is how you're supposed to handle it.
Now, I think you're born gay.
And you can tell sometimes you look at a kid who's like four and he likes show tunes and you look at the dad and go, uh-oh.
But that's something he's going to have to deal with in 18 years.
Not that year.
If your little boy desperately loves dresses and it has absolutely nothing to do with you, you keep pushing trucks and overalls on him and he wants to dance around and watch Frozen 100 times.
Yeah, let him.
But that doesn't mean he's a female.
It means he's an effeminate boy and it could very likely be a phase.
Look at Tom girls.
They wear overalls.
They're tough kids.
They want to play baseball with the boys.
They end up being a lawyer.
They end up married.
They end up having kids in a straight relationship.
Don't impose your adult sexuality on children with weird quirks, which is exactly what's happening here in 2-0.
They drag their boy into this and they commodify it and make it part of their identity.
I'm the parent of a trans kid.
I'm something.
I'm not a boring white person anymore.
I'm not a boring Irish lame old.
My wife and I found out we were pregnant with our second child.
After a scandal, the baby was a boy.
We had a gender reveal party and announced our son.
It didn't take long for Eduardo to express his draw to his sister's toys.
But we thought it was cute.
And distracted by our own lives, we paid no attention.
As the years went by, Eduardo felt the social pressure to become a boy.
So we started to get quiet.
You're Irish.
Why isn't his name Seamus?
Eduardo?
Why isn't he Eddie?
So already from birth, pre-birth, you're already imposing some sort of like virtue signaling on this.
I guess I bet the mom's like Spanish or something.
And women should have a say too.
So he made it Eduardo.
Fuck off.
Getting less interested in this world.
We continued to buy him boys' clothes.
Yet at home, he only wore his sisters.
And whenever he left the house or went to school, he assimilated back into being a boy.
And then we had a pandemic.
And we were all told to stay at home.
And Eduardo asked me, Does this mean I get to be a girl all the time now?
And that's when I realized a mistake we made.
Today, we're undoing that mistake with Eduardo's gender review.
Let him kill it.
Make him braveheart.
How old is this child?
That's like five.
Maybe six.
I'm a girl.
In 2014.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
Of course, this goes to all other things.
We have, it's not just trans and gay.
It's justifying mental illness.
I think this all comes, is rooted somehow in ethnomasochism, where being white is boring.
And they go, okay, I'm not a normal, boring white person because I'm taught every day how evil white people are and that we're the worst thing that ever happened.
So I'm going to come up with something else.
I'm obviously white.
And if I started taking black tanning pills, which that one dude did, remember him?
Nukazeus?
Nukazeus.
That's one route.
Being gay is another route, but you have to suck a dick or eat a pussy you don't want to, which is gross.
So now they're delving off and saying, I have multiple personality disorder.
Look at 2-2.
I'm skipping over one.
Go to 2-2.
Okay.
No, I'm skipping over one.
This is what you should be now.
This whole show has been libs of TikTok, but they are the ones behind this law, I'm convinced.
They're not the ones who were banned, right?
That was posting their own L's.
Yeah.
Well, they're back.
So maybe we can share that after.
Hi, if you don't know us, we're the dino system.
Stop, stop.
Stop.
This woman is claiming to be a man, a woman, 12 different people.
She clearly is aware that her tits are an attractive feature, especially because she looks like Patsy or Patty from Charlie Brown.
And she's using those.
So while denying mainstream sexual attractions, she's using mainstream sexual attractions to give me a boner.
Which is a diagnosed trauma disorder from childhood trauma.
My name is Raina.
What does it stand for?
Hi, my name is August.
Hey, August.
Hi, my name is Ella.
Hi, my name is Ava.
Hey, Ava.
Hi, my name is Lark.
Hi, Lark.
Hello, my name is Quinn.
You look like Lark, Quinn.
My name is Justin.
Hey, Justin, what's up, dude?
Oh, Q's deaf.
Hi, my name is Mercy.
Hi, my name is Fox.
Hi, Fox.
Hi, I Otis.
Oh, how old is you, Otis?
Hi, I Otis.
If it's too loud with the construction, next door, just become Q. And then you're deaf.
Or if you're getting in a fight with Lark, you're like, you know what your problem is, Lark?
I'm going to tell you.
Too late, I'm Q now.
Lark's not here, and I can't understand you.
So fuck you.
Hey, you want to fight?
You can't bite me.
I otis.
I a widow.
Now you know this is one of the otis symbols.
I otis symbols.
I otis.
Hi, Otis.
You've now met 12 of us.
We are a system of 14, and those that are allowed on TikTok have been able to show their faces.
Hey, one of them is my guy.
I understand.
She's taking my liberal guy.
Hey, you're taking one of my guys?
That's my liberal guy?
Fuck you.
I don't even know what your name is, by the way.
I know Lark and Quinn and Otis and Q, but what's your name for this guy?
I used to call him Miles.
You can't have my guy.
That's actually kind of fucked up that you would take my guy.
This disorder is from repetitive childhood trauma.
It can only be formed in childhood.
Shut the fuck up.
We're here to share our attorney.
Most importantly, we're here to spread awareness about this disorder.
I'm starting to get really sick and tired of having to explain what OSDD is.
You haven't explained what you...
Thank you for willing.
We don't know what the acronym stands for, by the way.
She's getting fucking sick of explaining OSDD without explaining what O, S, D, and D are.
Dungeons and Dragons.
Okay, last one before we get to an important green screen.
This is a very in-depth show.
I did a lot of work for you today.
This is the new look.
Monday, Tuesday, serious shows.
Lots of work.
Wednesdays is Anthony.
Thursdays is Live with our new hit, Sylvia.
No, she's not going anywhere.
I love her.
I love Maddie.
And Friday, I need time to come up with other shit, by the way, and plan shows and do research.
So Friday is a prep day.
And on Fridays, I'm going to either show a repeat or other stuff.
Like we have a hit movie coming out this Friday called Gavin McInnis is a fucking asshole.
It's a DVD I put out about 10 years ago that's been lost to the Ethernet.
Is that the word Ethernet?
What does Ethernet mean?
That's like a cable that provides internet.
The Ethernet.
I was thinking of like internet and ether.
But it's a fucking cable.
It's been lost to the HDMI.
It's been lost to the SCSI.
So we'll put that out this Friday.
So I'll never deny you content on a Friday.
And when I say content, I mean G content.
But last one, before we hit the green screen, this is a woman, and we're drifting off topic here, but it relates to all of this don't say gay and kids and stuff, who says that, and this is especially damaging with children, hey, being fat is bad.
Some of my best friends are fat, but it's not good.
Don't be fat, right?
It's especially bad when you're a kid.
It's much harder to lose weight if you're a fat kid.
And parents are in control of their children's diet.
So if you see a fat kid, you are looking at a child who is being abused.
You get abused, seen?
Don't let your kids be fat.
Don't let kids be fat.
If you see a kid who's obese, it's like seeing a kid with a black eye.
Or seeing a young girl with a black eye.
You know, a lot of young girls with black eyes, they're not with the black eye for much longer.
And they get a black eye in that relationship.
That's my joke, shit weed.
Black eye.
Yeah.
But listen to what this lunatic cunt has to say.
And by the way, it's lunatic cunts who are behind all of this shit.
It's, I used to say ball, but I saw someone come up with a better one.
Awfuls.
Angry women.
Wait, angry woman female liberals.
That doesn't make any sense.
Angry women feminist liberals.
Awful.
Listen to this.
This is unbelievable.
A little PSA for the girlies that hop on this app and do like the latest gross weekly body checking trend or do a what I eat in a day and flash their abs or just generally fish for compliments that they are in fact not fat.
It's called being healthy.
Like if I lifted, if I deadlifted 260 pounds and did a farmer's walk, I would put that out there.
And it would be a way of saying, try to beat this, faggots.
You know what I mean?
I wouldn't be fishing for compliments.
I would be proud of myself for accomplishing something I didn't think I could.
And by the way, I think I can't deadlift and farmer's walk 260 because I can't.
So I'm right.
Come here.
Yes?
Stop doing free labor for the patriarchy.
The hierarchy of bodies where one is considered the best, that was designed by men.
Maybe you've noticed that heterosexual...
Stop, God?
I should have green screened this whole thing.
You're right.
It was designed by God.
It's called a healthy body.
These sort of Greek gods and Greek goddesses you see the sculptures of in ancient Rome, that's not some arbitrary thing.
That's about health.
Fat people, are the fat sisters, those thousand-pound sisters, are they even still alive?
Go look up all of my 600-pound life people.
Half of them are fucking dead.
It's not healthy.
And by the way, they're not happy fat.
They're miserable.
They've got sores.
And every time you watch 600 pound life, it's always the exact same, every episode.
When I wake up, my first moments are nothing but pain.
Going to the bathroom is one of the hardest moments of my life.
I hope things will get better, but I know they probably won't.
I can't wash properly.
So after my shower, I have to use a towel on a broomstick to dry my folds.
By the time I get breakfast, I'm so depressed that I eat more to bury my feelings in fucking eggs and whatever the hell they eat, cheese puffs.
Every episode.
So we don't want people to be miserable.
That's the whole thing, too, with me and like trying to get you to put a ring on it and all that shit.
I'm not out to make you miserable.
I'm trying to enrich your life.
We want you to be healthy and happy.
So what this dumb cunt, what this awful is doing is she's actually making the patriarchy seem pretty darn cool.
It's definitely healthy.
I like how they have to highlight.
It's unfortunate, by the way, in case you're wondering.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
She's the only old one so far.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Oh, she lost a lot, though.
Oh.
Dead.
Wow.
Oh, she lost a ton.
Dead.
She also lost her life.
Wait a minute.
Are these different articles?
Oh, okay.
No, no, no.
These are the significant stories.
Well, they're all dead, but then they go to success story.
Oh, I see.
That's a different article.
They look like.
You should draw a line.
Yeah.
Come on, guys.
Graphic Design 101.
A different colored line.
They might be dead, but I think they sure did live.
Nope.
Back to you, Gavin.
Let's finish this awful cunt.
Sexual men have an incredibly narrow definition of what's attractive.
Pause.
And heterosexual women.
This is green screen all over it.
No, no, we don't.
In fact, every time you watch 600 Pound Life, she has a boyfriend.
Every fucking time.
Go to Walmart.
You see that gigantic, disgusting sphere?
She looks like a medicine ball that someone glued sneakers on the bottom of and a doll's head on the top.
She's in a relationship.
She's got three kids.
We have a very, very vast, even assholes like me.
I'm like, try not to be totally disgustingly obese and maybe wear heels and grow your hair long.
We can figure it out.
She's a fat pig that I would murder two of my children to fuck.
She's a disgusting porker that I would be honored just to sniff her used panties.
She's a gigantic lizo clone with pendulous breasts where if she left a used sock on the road I lived on, I would thank Jesus Christ for the honor.
She's getting pretty big, but after a few beers, we could work something out.
Like Billy Bragg says, I'm sure if you stick around, I know that we can find some common ground, sexuality.
Anyway, so it's women, women, who have this very narrow view of what's acceptable.
And even when you talk to like a supermodel, she's pissed off that her toes are too long or her fucking ass isn't round enough.
Dudes, we're anyone's dog for our bone.
Have like a much broader one?
That's by design.
If your feminism does not include fighting fat phobia and body liberation, it's not fucking feminism.
That's just another menu.
Feminism is stupid.
That's what you just said.
And there might come a day where you gain weight.
And you're still going to need feminism then.
Because if you think about it, thin, oof, I got really bad news for you.
You don't need to trash other body types to make you feel good about yourself.
Men do enough of that.
A little PSA for the girlies that hop on the...
What is all this?
They always have the weirdest gestures.
Have you noticed that?
Yeah.
You know when they have a tattoo, they've always got to get that in the shot.
All right, so this brings us to a much more serious topic in the War on Kids app, which is gay adoption.
And for that, we're going to need Le Skrinevert.
So I was thinking the other day, lesbians definitely have some animosity towards men.
Missandre, I believe it's called.
And I was wondering, maybe it comes from adolescents when they want to hang out with their friends and all their friends are getting boyfriends and the boyfriends go, I don't want her around.
I want to be with you alone.
And then they have to go back home and they go, fuck.
I hate men.
They ruin our fun.
And they don't have a boyfriend to go back to, so they don't get why they can't hang out with their friends anymore.
You don't see it with gays because gays hang out with chicks and they always want them around.
So then I'm thinking, is that why we hear about this abuse in lesbian adoption?
When lesbians adopt kids, especially boys, they tend to hurt the boys?
Do they tend to hurt the boys?
I mean, the famous case is, of course, Jennifer and Sarah Hart.
No, no, no.
That was a doozy, but Alice Jenkins and Mary Rolls.
I'll get to these in a second.
Where they had girls, but they locked the boys specifically underneath the stairs, just like Harry Potter, and tortured them, even made them eat feces.
So then I'm like, maybe that's a pattern.
And isn't it strange we don't know if that's a pattern?
Because we are petrified of sounding homophobic.
So you put two gays and their boy on the cover of the local paper, local magazine, because you want to support it.
Data be damned.
In other words, children to be damned.
In other words, fuck the kids.
Even if you want to fuck the kids, fuck kids.
What's important to me is I don't get seen as a bigot.
Well, I disagree with that mentality.
I don't care what the patterns are.
I care that my shoulder in this suit seems weird, but I don't care what the patterns are.
If the patterns are that black gays are the best to adopt kids and the kids tend to be the most normal afterwards and the most functional and the most mentally stable, then let's have a preference for black gays.
If white straits tend to benefit children more when they adopt kids, then let's go with white straits.
I don't care what the pattern is.
I don't care about being seen as a bigot.
I care what's best for the children.
That's a radical stance in this day and age.
Maybe if I hold the mic with this, I won't get that little plump.
Anyway, so I started to look it up.
And gay adoption is a bitch to look up.
It's very hard to quantify.
One of the biggest problems with it is it's brand new, so it's hard to see patterns.
But also, people are petrified of looking into it.
And they also represent such a tiny part of adoption.
As far as I'm concerned, gays are like 1% of the population, but they represent a very small part of the adoptive parents.
So you're basically talking about 1% of 1%.
And if you look up something, a metric like adoptive parents who starve their kids to death, you're not going to see a disproportionate number of gays.
You're going to see a lot of horrible, sadistic psychopaths from vegans who serve their babies vegan food until the baby dies to just malicious, horrible human beings.
I don't know why child services can't weed them out.
We've been doing this kid thing for a while now, but that's the other problem with researching this too.
It's fucking dark, man.
Wow.
But out of like 100 cases of foster parents or adoptive parents starving and abusing children to death, I didn't see a disproportionate number of gays, even within the fact that they're a small part of the population.
But what I did notice when I researched it was when gays behave badly with adopted kids, the media is petrified of going near it.
When straights do it, we heard all about it.
Like we all know, my wife and everyone I know refers to it as like the thing one, thing two family, right?
Those psychotic people.
This is the famous picture of them.
They had 12 kids.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
That looks like 13.
Yeah, 13 kids.
And they would starve them.
They chained them to the bed.
Food is big with these people, not allowing the kids to eat.
I think both of these fuckers got life.
Nice hair shithead.
We should have known something was up with that hair.
Unless he's in a small faces cover band.
And they starve the kids.
The kids are all skinny.
The kids all seemed like a weird age, too.
Like a 13-year-old would look eight because he was so malnourished.
He was like skinny and small.
So everyone knows about this case.
This was Louise and David Turpin, right?
But what about all the gay couples, the lesbian couples who abuse their kids?
Those don't really make the news as much.
It's not sort of burned in our heads the way this thing one, thing12 picture is.
And there's a group called the Ruth Institute.
Now, the Ruth Institute is known as an anti-gay group that hates homosexuals, wants them all to die, be burned at the stake, and then the ashes spread over sewer zero.
But no, they're not that.
They just, as the president, Jennifer Morris says, I like gay people.
I have no problem with gay people.
It's not the issue.
The issue is what are we doing with kids and the definition of who counts as a parent?
Now, we know for a fact that single parents are worse than two parents.
A kid needs a mom and a dad.
My personal experience has been gay parents are not as good as male and female parents.
That's just been my...
I remember a friend of mine was at the park in Manhattan, and he saw this kid.
He was with his own kids, but they're throwing a ball around, and he said he included one of the boys that was sitting there with his lesbian parents into the throwing the game.
So they made a little triangle, and they were throwing it like that.
And the lesbian parent came up to him later, and she said, he's a liberal.
He said, I'd never say this publicly.
But she came up to him later and she goes, thank you so much for that.
Like, we don't know things like this.
We don't really understand the culture and we know that there's something missing in his life.
Yeah.
I mean, two lesbians is really two single moms in a sense.
Anyway, this woman, the way I understand the Ruth Institute is they don't want gay adoption banned.
They just want to make sure that you've exercised all your other options before you go with the two guys or the two gals.
No one wants a kid to be alone in an orphanage rather than with a functioning gay family.
That's a ridiculous notion, okay?
So scrap that.
But she just wants a priority for straight couples.
And that got her on the SPLC's hate list, of which I am a proud member.
And by the way, it's very dangerous to be on that list.
Is that 1-4 you got there, Ryan?
Yeah, 1-4.
Stossel did a big anti-SPLC documentary, news bit.
Not an equal right.
They're not haters.
I like gay people.
I have no problem with gay people.
That's not the issue.
The issue is what are we doing with kids and the definition of who counts as a parent?
What if a gay couple had a civil union and adopted kids?
There could be cases where the best person for a particular child would be their Uncle Harry and his boyfriend.
You know, that could be.
But we owe it to the children to give them the best we can, which generally.
That's radical in this day and age.
That's a radical, homophobic person.
She's on a fucking hate list.
And as we know with the Family Research Council, being on the SPO's hate list can get you shot.
Now, here's a question.
What about these gay celebrities?
I'll get to them in a sec, Anderson Cooper and Prez Hilton and the like, who create a baby from scratch with a surrogate.
They make an orphan.
So now they're not cleaning out the orphanages and giving someone a home who wouldn't have a home.
They're creating a baby from scratch.
Now we know single parents are a disability, right?
You're starting the kid off with a handicap, like being deaf or blind.
Children of single parents do badly.
What if you're a gay single parent and you create a baby from scratch?
Haven't you created a child with a handicap?
Now they'd say Anderson Cooper's rich, Purrs Hilton is rich.
He's got other benefits.
I don't know.
I don't know about that.
And what's more telling, and the reason I'm doing this whole segment is to say, why don't I know?
And why am I not allowed to ask questions?
Why is this woman considered a radical?
Let's go back and see more of her.
Mother and father.
Owe it to the children to give them the best we can, which generally is a married mother and father.
See, you're a hater.
When the center put her on its hate map, the Ruth Institute's bank sent her this letter.
We've determined that you're an organization that promotes hate harassment, and so therefore we're not doing business with you.
And we went and checked our website, and we were already down.
The Ruth Institute and the Family Research Council are still on the hate list.
There's no appeal, and I sure don't know how you get off.
I suspect the Senate get off.
You watch porn.
So gay adoption is illegal in Florida.
It's the only state.
Arkansas and Utah has bans on single people adopting, which I just discussed, which I think is good.
And let's look for a second at the case that made me think of all this.
I saw it on some late night, like crime show, you know, where evil lives here or something, where someone murdered their spouse or their brother or whatever.
And this is when I learned for the first time ever about Alice Jenkins and Mary Rawls.
So one of them, I think Jenkins is the normal Les.
That's her there.
What's her name, Ryan?
This one here?
Yeah, so Alice Jenkins is a dyke who has real animosity towards men, deep-seated misandry.
Misandry?
And she marries this woman, Mary Rolls, or gets together with her.
Mary Rolls has tons of kids.
I think she has five kids from five different parents.
One of them's black.
She's a garbage slut who doesn't know what she's doing and is always looking for a free meal ticket.
This lesbian comes along, says, I'll handle it.
But she resents the children.
They're not her children.
She doesn't want them.
Now, this isn't really adoption, right?
This is someone becoming a step thing, a stepmother, stepfather.
And the abuse was disgusting.
At one point, the youngest black kid and the white kid are the ones that live under the stairs like Harry Potter, locked in with a chain, just in a black room, like solitary confinement, just sitting there in the darkness.
It's unfathomable.
These are children.
Like, we have riots about George Floyd.
Where are the riots about these kids?
They're still deeply traumatized.
In the documentary I saw, the guy was talking about it.
He's like 25 years old now, still bawling his eyes out.
Every time he brings it up, my lord, these were her offspring.
That's the dyke that tortured them.
And at one point, the other siblings figure out how to get in, how to pick the lock or how to get a key for the lock.
They let them out when the parents are away, and they let them go downstairs and eat whatever they want.
These kids were starving to death.
There's a plethora of food.
The cupboards are jam-packed with stuff.
And they can't believe it.
It was like in Mad Max.
You know, that little village of children who live by the sand dunes or whatever.
It was like inviting them to Costco.
I mean, they're drowning in food.
So they eat like pigs.
They stuff their faces.
They go back and they lock themselves back in the room.
The parents find out.
The two lesbians find out.
They beat them, torture them, and then they make them eat dog shit as a punishment.
Eventually, all the kids escape.
Another time the parents leave.
The parents, loosely used phrase.
And they're wandering through the streets.
They find a garden hose.
This is like two in the morning.
They start drinking from it.
Where are the parents, by the way?
Two in the morning.
And a neighbor sees.
They call the cops.
The cops say, we're going to take you home.
The kids start screaming hysterically.
Now, the cop was probably dubious when he heard that the kids were being held against their will at a home.
But when the kids went hysterical upon arriving back at their own house, that's the guy.
That's him fully grown up.
That's the guy who had to eat shit.
15 to 21.
She had six children.
The furthest back I can remember is 1997.
I was living with my mom and my brother Tyler, my sister Marissa, my brother Daryl and Danny.
And Caleb had just been born.
She was like a really good mom.
There's early photos of us like going to the city.
We can watch the whole stuff.
I get the idea.
But they got hysterical when they were brought back to the house.
And that's how the cops knew this was real.
So they're doing time now.
They're determined to get out.
She says she's learned her lesson.
Alice Jenkins has.
And then we have these murderous lesbians.
I will concede that this did make the news.
Remember these virtue signalers who adopted like five kids, mostly black, as status symbols, as fashion accoutrements.
This is what celebrities are doing now, too.
Like Charlize Therone, she gets herself some African kids, then says they're trans.
Madonna goes to Africa and buys a bunch of black kids because liberals see blacks as pets and what better pet than a puppy?
So they go and they get their baby blacks.
Imagine you are from the African village of Muntarut and you find out that the kid that the rich billionaire woman came to buy from you is actually that she turned it into a chick.
What the fuck have you done to my kid?
Why did you make my kid gay?
So they drove these kids off a cliff.
They got bored of them.
They're mentally ill.
They're deeply unhappy.
Just like a sex change where you go, I'm going to chop my dicka.
What the hell is that?
Did you hear that?
Yeah, that's...
That mystery beeping we couldn't find out the other day, too.
It happened before.
What the fuck?
I was looking all around.
Couldn't see what the hell.
Is it my kegerator?
It sounded like it was coming from the kegerator.
Yeah.
Anywho, my beer is calling me.
Just like when you have a sex change, I'm miserable.
I'm suicidal.
I want to chop my dick off.
Maybe I set the emergency alarm system here to go off if anyone talks about getting a sex change.
System.
I'm not serious.
It's an analogy.
We're talking about someone else.
They cut their dicks off, and then they go, oh, I'm still depressed.
That's why they have such a high suicide rate.
These lesbians, maybe they adopted all those kids and they go, oh, shit, I'm still depressed.
Oh, well, let's kill ourselves.
And then I don't want to abandon these kids.
Let's just kill everyone.
They found on Sarah Hart's phone searches like, how long does it take to die from hypothermia while drowning in a car?
And is death by drowning relatively painless?
If you are writing articles like that, make sure they sound real bad.
Go, ah, it's hell.
Don't do it.
Don't write glowing articles about drowning or hypothermia.
I thought this was interesting, too, that They also have a picture of them with their kids wearing thing one and thing two shirts.
Isn't that disturbing?
What is that picture you're showing?
They talked to her about being a big sister, and it seemed like they would all be watching.
This was, yeah, go back.
There it is.
Is this a thing with people who see their kids as things?
They get Dr. Zeus thing shirts.
Apparently, this is a thing.
So if you see someone with thing shirts, be wary.
It's also strange how they get so many kids.
I understand if you're the best parent in the world, but when you're a shitty, struggling lesbian parent, why do you have so many kids?
I thought it was funny that the Daily Beast's angle, they have to cover it, right?
Because as I conceded earlier, this one did get some coverage.
But the Daily Beast is like, all right, we've got to cover this, guys.
What's the angle?
We can't say, again, the whole theme of this entire green screen is that criticizing gay adoption is absolutely unthinkable.
So what did Daily Beast do?
The woke white lesbian couple that secretly abused their six adopted black kids.
So they made it about evil white people and how these stupid white bitches were torturing blacks.
Okay, that is true, but it's not necessarily the takeaway there, cat blog.
Here's a case that no one's heard of.
Mark Newton and Peter Trong.
He's like Vietnamese or something.
They're both Australian.
And I mean, if you're eating, maybe stop watching this.
But these guys would adopt a boy.
They wanted more.
They only got six years.
That dude from 90 Day Fiancé, who slapped his girlfriend around, got 18 years.
Max and John got four years for a 17-second fight with Antifa that they didn't start.
But depraved gays get six years?
I don't like that.
If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.
By the way, if you're a map, a minor attracted person, I'm going to provide you a map, a literal map, on places to visit in New York.
You could go to make sure the best places to visit to find victims is 3 a.m., 4 a.m.
And the hot spots for cuties is East New York, you want to check out.
Harlem is a great spot.
The South Bronx is really good.
And the way you solicit to find a minor that you can fuck and have a great time is you want to go up to, there's a group that facilitates this called the Bloods.
And you want to go up to them late at night, be in their area, and then say, go up to them and call them a pussy.
That's sort of the vernacular for you'd like some boy sex.
And say, yo, you a pussy, you a bitch.
And then if he's wearing red, say, Crips for life.
That's a code for get me a guy.
You'll also notice in the South Bronx, there's a group that will help you find some cuties.
And they're called the Latin Kings.
They wear black and yellow.
Go up to them around 4 a.m.
Again, the code word is bitch, pussy.
You ain't shit is another one that works.
Also, another good way to meet young men, and this is part of my map for maps, is what you gonna do, bitch?
You ain't shit.
Come on, bitch.
Brian threw a motherfucker face.
Okay, so East New York, South Bronx, Harlem, look for bloods, look for Latin Kings at 4 in the morning.
Try to find an area that's completely dark, and they'll help you out.
That's true.
That's my map for maps.
I might do that as a separate segment.
So they're serving 40 years in prison.
I don't know why the Vietnamese guy only got 30.
How do they work that out?
But yeah, they were arrested in 2012 for sexually abusing their son and trafficking him for sex in an international pedophile ring.
Call me naive.
How the living fuck can such a thing even exist for more than a nanosecond?
Like, I have problems with my payment processor.
We've been kicked off, but there's somehow a way to facilitate an international pedophile ring?
How?
Let's make sure we see these fuckers' faces.
I always want to put a face to a name.
This is the documentary about them.
I'm locked up with a lot of predators here who have gone out and raped and done a lot of very bad things to children.
And that's just not me.
I'm not a predator.
I'm not a deviant person by nature as such.
Peter, you say you're not a deviant, but we understand that you began to commit sexual acts with your son when he was very young.
No, we can't go into that.
We're not going into that.
Can I ask you then, Peter, about how that happened, how that happened with your partner?
No, we're not going into that either.
Do you want to say anything?
Because you've said you're sorry.
Do you want to explain how that happened if you were led to that?
No, anyone, this is making me really uncomfortable.
Yeah, I know that.
That's why we're not doing anything.
Oh, he feels uncomfortable.
It sounds like they're just trying to plasmy as a monster, and I don't want this.
He's not a monster.
He just adopted a kid and raped it.
Now he's the bad.
God.
Leave him alone.
Anyway, I don't want to go off on a tangent about mass raping.
I'm not implying that gays, when gays adopt boys, they fuck them.
And when lesbians adopt boys, they starve them to death and drive them off a cliff.
I just find it interesting that some of these stories are incredibly hard to dig up.
But what I am concerned about is, A, that it's hard to research this.
There's not a lot of information about it.
And the media avoids it, just like that question was avoided by Peter and his lawyer.
But I'm also wondering how much of this gay adoption is just the look.
Like I accidentally read a book by Dan Savage.
My wife was reading it, 2.5, Kid, the kid.
And, you know, sometimes you're bored and you're lying around your living room and you just pick up whatever your wife is reading.
So I read this and I got sort of sucked into it.
He's a good writer.
I actually have a past with Dan Savage.
I remember a long time ago, he was talking about how it's okay to want to be pegged.
It doesn't mean you're gay.
And in Vice, I said, no.
Dan Savage is grooming you here, trying to make you think it's okay to get pegged.
You're a fucking fag if your girlfriend's regularly fucking you in the ass.
I say regularly like I tried it.
And Dan later on goes, yeah, Vice caught me on that.
I was full of shit.
So in this book, he has a chapter.
His kid's called like DJ or some shit.
And in this book, he has a chapter called The Chapter I Don't Want DJ to Read.
Now, once these people are in their own bubble, and no one from the right is buying this book and reading it, I read it by accident, as I said.
And in this chapter, he basically says, yeah, I don't know why we adopted you.
After you were born, I was sort of looking around like, what the fuck is this kid doing here?
I don't, I'm lowering myself because I don't like this gap beneath my tie, by the way.
I kind of regret it.
Like, what am I doing?
Who is this kid?
I feel no attachment to him whatsoever.
Oh, really?
It's almost like you just bought a toy that ended up being an actual person and now you're wondering what the fuck you've done.
Now we're getting to the heart of what concerns me.
And that brings me to Perez Helton.
Now, I know a lot of people who have adopted, and they always end up with blacks.
Not because that's what they want or don't want.
There's no real racial preference there.
They just, that seems to be the easiest one to get.
If you're not doing a surrogate, you're white, and at least in New York, my experience, no, and even in Canada, it's you end up with a black kid or a half-black kid or something like that.
I'm not saying that's good or bad.
I couldn't care less.
I want more families, and I don't care what race they are.
But then every time you see a gay with kids, he's got white kids.
And I go, where'd you get the white?
I heard they're pretty rare.
They're hard to come by.
And I talked to someone in the field and they said, a lot of the times these women who put the kid up for adoption, they can say their preferences.
They get to choose, in a sense, where the kid goes.
And they like gay celebrities.
So the white kids tend to go to gays just because it's kind of cool.
Perez Hilton, awesome.
My kid went to Famous Fag.
And this clown has three kids now.
He's not in a relationship.
So that's illegal in Florida because he's gay.
And it's also illegal in Arizona and Arkansas.
No, sorry, Arkansas and Utah because it's a single parent.
Why is it okay for a single parent?
If you scroll down there, you see him with his mom.
And this fucker's always going on Big Brother.
Now, I hate when I see Naked and Afraid, and it's some mom with a three-year-old, and she's out there risking malaria and all kinds of permanent problems to be on TV and win some bullshit prize, 10 grand or something to be away for like two months.
But Perez Hilton, he's a single gay, and he's always on Big Brother or some bullshit reality show.
Why won't your shit load, bro?
Is it your internet connection?
He might be removed.
No, that's never the case.
I'm clicking.
Oh, there we go.
So, yeah, we're looking at pictures of him.
His mother's looking after the kids, and it just rubs me the wrong way.
Like Charlize Theron with her trans kid, you're just like, I'm sure it's possible that a kid wanted to be trans, and you found the 0.000001%.
Yeah, this picture bothers me.
You're there with your mom.
She probably does most of the parenting when you're away at your reality shows.
And there's three little fashion accessories you bought because you felt like being a dad.
Andy Cohen does it.
Anderson Cooper does it.
It's what legit homos do.
I want to be a legit homo, so I'm buying me these kids.
Sorry, you shouldn't be away for months at a time at a reality show.
Soldiers can be away fighting for their country.
That's what they signed up for.
But you can't be away doing reality shows when you have three little kids.
You alarmingly annoying queer.
Which brings us to Anderson Cooper.
Now, I've talked to people about this and they go, well, he's rich, so the kids will have all kinds of opportunities.
Rich is bullshit.
Money is bullshit.
Oh, you'll get to go to a private school.
Private schools are really good.
That's what's important.
Not love and the mothering you get, the love you get from a mom, the discipline you get from a dad.
That can't hold a candle to fucking a Lamborghini.
Yeah.
My kid's rich.
He has the latest Nik.
I mean, he doesn't have parents, but he's got cool shoes.
There's one thing that a young child needs, it's designer gear.
So anyway, this guy who's fucking mental, Anderson Cooper's brother killed himself.
There's a history of mental illness in the family.
Gloria Vanderbilt's mother of Vanderbilt jeans.
He's like, I think he's on the spectrum.
He only eats McDonald's hamburgers that are plain and all kinds of stuff.
So he's in a relationship with this guy, Benjamin Mysani.
And unfortunately, in 2018, Ben gets bored of Anderson and dumps him.
Fuck.
Oh, well, I'm alone now.
And it's hard for me to find a date because I'm on the spectrum and I'm fucking weird and mentally ill.
Ben had had enough of my weirdness.
So he buys himself a child named Wyatt.
I think it's about 12 grand for a surrogate.
There's all kinds of weird laws where you can't pay a woman to have a baby, but you could like buy her a car or buy her mom, like to help her mom buy a house or some shit.
There's ways to get around it, but you end up spending.
I've known gays who have done this.
My experience has been it's about 12 grand.
A lot of money.
Not a lot of people can afford just to throw 12 grand away.
Not that you're throwing it away.
So he gets Wyatt and he says to his ex, hey, Ben, I have a baby.
So in 2020, Ben says, okay, I'll adopt Wyatt And we can co-parent.
In other words, I'll come back in your life now that you bought yourself this kid because I want to be a dad too, and that'll be a cool look.
Of course, the media is fawning all over this.
It's a new way to parent.
They secretly hate the family, probably because they don't have their own.
And there we've got the lesbian Ellen DeGeneres saying, Isn't it fun?
You're now co-parenting with your ex-boyfriend?
Yeah, that's possible.
That's possible what's going on.
It's also possible that this depraved pervert is using a child to bring back his ex-boyfriend and say, look, I bought a human.
We can co-parent it.
I'm not implying he fucks his kid, by the way.
I shouldn't have said pervert.
You know what I mean?
What's he saying now, explaining his stupid scenario?
It feels like a rest because it's something different.
Anyway, that's the excuse I use to keep learning.
Oh, yeah.
Because just we have the same kind of similar thing where we do the same thing every day, but there's something different happening every day with what we do.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And you always learn meeting people, and so it's interesting.
Did you read Sanjay's book, Keeping Sharp?
It's really good.
Yeah.
I'm obsessed with brain health, so I've been, yeah, it's a really good sign.
What's great about the book is that there really are things we can do in our lives right now to help our brains.
Yes, tell me more about how to have a good life.
I know.
The guy who buys kids to get his boyfriend back.
Anyway, so he gets Ben back, and then in 2022, Anderson buys another baby, and his name is Sebastian Luke Maisani Cooper.
Oh, it's got his ex-boyfriend's last name.
So now in 2022, Maisani goes back and adopts the first kid, Wyatt, and says, that's officially mine now.
Is that his way of saying, can you stop buying kids?
Okay, I'll adopt the first one.
Stop, stop.
I'm not taking you back.
What the fuck is going on?
Is what I'm asking here with this.
I am making some judgments.
I have some theories.
I don't know, but there's something profoundly weird about what's going on with Anderson Cooper and Perez Hilton and all these celebrities buying kids.
And by the way, single mothers buying kids like Charlize, I find just as disturbing and bad for the kid, potentially bad for the kid, as gays.
Same with Madonna.
So it's hard to figure out what the fuck is going on with all this.
There was one dude, though, Mark Regeneris, and he did a study.
That's his sin.
The guy's persona non grata in the scientific community.
He can't get a table at Rayo's.
He's in big shit.
And this is because he did a study that collected data from nearly 3,000 adults.
He compared young adults who grew up with a lesbian mother or gay father.
And he noted that differences exist between children of parents who have had same-sex relationships and those of married parents.
This is a big problem people had.
They go, wait, you define gay as someone who just had a same-sex relationship?
That doesn't make them gay.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, it does.
Did your dad have a boyfriend named Pierre for two years?
No, he didn't, because he's not gay.
No one who's straight has a little meandering.
Sure, girls make out with each other to give guys a boner in college and they rub their tits together and make out.
No, no.
That's called a lug lesbian until graduation.
In the real world, straight adults don't have relationships with the same sex if they're not gay.
So he's correct to call that gay.
Anyway, this probability study suggests considerable diversity among same-sex parents.
So what he discovered was the data show rather clearly that children raised by gay or lesbian parents on average are at a significant disadvantage when compared to children raised by the intact family of their married biological mother and father.
Now this study was viciously poo-pooed.
Like imagine the most explosive diarrhea you've ever had in your life.
That's how viciously it was poo-pooed.
And it wasn't by his peers.
His peers saw the data and went, oh shit, that sucks.
Well, you're a bigot.
And that's, as I said at the beginning here, that's a bigger sin than hurting children.
Fuck the kids.
You can fuck the kids.
Fuck kids.
Why mark regenerous study shouldn't matter?
Oh, this was the craziest take I ever saw in my life.
Scientific American, that bastion of logic and level-headed thinking, states that mark-regenerous study, even if it's true, should be abolished and ignored.
What?
Okay, here's their logic.
If you think that this study should affect how people adopt, you're in trouble now.
Because by saying empirical data on who rears more stable children is a factor in deciding who should be able to have children, you would be scientifically remiss in stopping at gay and lesbian couples.
Yeah?
Okay.
Rather, you would have to study all groups who want to have children and compare and contrast outcomes.
Scientific American is saying, you're going to have to do more studying.
You have to study all groups.
Ooh, I'm going to have to do some homework?
Aren't you an American scientist?
Do some studying.
You're going to have to look at race, religion, study by age, by political affiliation, by socioeconomic background.
And the list goes on and on and on.
Yeah, good.
Good.
This task becomes even more difficult when you consider that drawing lines between groups can be an arbitrary thing in the first place.
And how you decide to draw those lines can impact your results.
Yeah, like when Mark Regeneris said that if you had a gay relationship, you're a fag.
I'm okay with that line.
Don't all scientific studies involve drawing lines?
I have absolutely no doubt you would find data revealing differences between other groups, ones that have no restrictions whatsoever on having children, and who are not under political scrutiny for wanting to.
So now you face a dilemma.
Here's my whole point.
Like facing a dilemma is worse than hurting children.
I'll take facing a dilemma, thanks.
If you want to say the differences between groups constitute a legitimate argument for limiting parenthood rights, you don't have a leg to stand on If you want to limit gay and lesbian rights, but no one else's.
No, I want to limit anyone's rights who show a proclivity for hurting children.
I don't give a fuck who it is.
If Korean albinos turn out to be the worst adoptive parents in the history of adopting, I don't want to make it illegal, but I want Korean albinos to be heavily scrutinized.
Scrutinized more than other groups.
Sounds scary.
Sounds like eugenics.
Sounds like racism.
Sounds like bigotry.
Sounds like Archie Bunker is rearing his ugly head.
Who gives a shit?
Again, I'd rather be known as a bigot than have children hurt.
I'll take that on the chin.
Okay?
Bigot me up.
Archie bunkerify me if it stops one kid from eating feces while locked under the stairs.
And this comes back to, the whole time I was doing this, I was thinking of the Old Bailey where I went to see Tommy Robinson on trial.
And there's a massive stone cut saying out front.
And it says, defend the children of the poor and punish the wrongdoer.
That should be our priority.
That should be written in stone above the justice system in our minds.
We don't care what the ramifications are, how things are perceived.
We want to defend the children of the poor and punish the wrongdoer.
That's not radical.
That's human.
Uh-oh.
This just in.
It's going all over the place.
Longtime Proud Boys leader Enrique Tario charged with conspiracy in January 6th attack on Capitol.
Henry Enrique Tario, longtime leader of the Proud Boys, has been indicted on a conspiracy charge in the January 6th Capitol attack, the second high-profile arrest of an extremist leader.
This is the Washington Post, of course, accused of fueling political violence around the 2020 election results.
Tario 38 lives in Miami joins Oathkeeper founder Stuart Rhodes as the two most well-known individuals charged by the justice system, Justice Department.
In recent months, Tari has described himself as a former leader of the Proud Boys.
An indictment unsealed in federal court in Washington on Tuesday accuses Tari of conspiring with other senior Proud Boy leaders, including Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs, both of whom are already charged with connection with Jan 6, both of whom are still in the shoe, by the way.
The charges against Tari include conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding, in this case, the formal tallying by Congress of electoral votes and blah, blah, blah.
The charges against Tario were added to the previously filed indictment against Nordine, Biggs, and other Proud Boy's followers.
But I've talked to the lawyers involved, and all of the evidence they have is just like, let's fucking rock this joint.
Like the way people would talk about the Super Bowl.
There is no, at 3 p.m.
We meet here, then we will go and flank on the stairs and blah, blah, blah.
Right.
Again, I told everyone not to go.
I told them it was a trap.
More than 100 police officers were injured, blah, blah, blah.
Tario was not at the Capitol that day.
That should be relevant.
And it's denied that he or his group organized any violence there.
In that case, Tario was arrested for allegedly burning a Black Lives Matter.
He didn't burn it.
He copped to it.
And do, do, do, do, do.
The updated indictment unsealed Tuesday, that's today, offers new details of Tario's alleged role in discussions that preceded the violence.
Tario exchanged messages with an individual who sent him a plan to occupy crucial buildings in Washington, including the House and Senate building, with as many people as possible.
After sending the document, the individual allegedly messaged Tario that, quote, the revolution is important than anything.
More important, I guess you might say.
To which Tario allegedly replied, that's what every waking moment consists of.
I'm not playing games.
That's hardly an indictable offense.
Proudboys are known for brandishing.
While the group leaders disavow racism, some members have ties to groups that espouse white nationalist rhetoric common among hate groups.
Like, I want to sue for that kind of shit.
Some members have ties, but how do you disprove that?
Well, you were seen with this guy.
Yeah, that's not ties.
What are ties?
I know how a layman perceives that sentence.
At times, their visits to the district have ended in street brawls.
And then they talk about Trump denouncing the club.
The new indictment pointedly ties Tario to Rhodes.
Ooh, so we'll have to talk about this with John Pierce and Dan Hall, the lawyers involved.
That's kind of juicy.
Stinky.
This happened, though.
Judge agrees to dismiss obstruction charge for Jan 6 Capital Riot suspect Garrett Miller, North Texas.
But I feel like everybody else has the same level of involvement, so that seems good, even if there are charges being brought up now.
And this guy commits suicide.
Well, right.
But the point of it is a good level of plump.
It's also a good level of news.
Oh, shit, I didn't notice that headline.
Fuck, I'm a disgusting pervert.
Jan 6 defendant commits suicide.
Yeah.
Matthew Pernet.
Matthew Pernet has probably taken on his own life after his family said he was bullied to death by the Department of Justice.
Like, I mean, I just read an article about a man who murdered three black kids because they posted him on Facebook.
Nope.
Not interesting.
It's fucking bizarre.
It shows you, the reason Max and John are in prison is because they attacked Antifa.
Antifa, the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
The DNC controls the justice system thanks to Soros.
So if you hurt the DNC or threaten the DNC in any way, it's like threatening the mob in Red Hook in 1982.
You're fucked.
Okay.
Oh, let's do the mailbag.
Ah, Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Pat Buchanan article on Ukraine.
We were discussing Buchanan at the beginning of the show.
Buchanan on U.S. policy.
Cheer Ukrainians on and keep us out.
Okay.
That sounds like an okay angle to me.
What about the Nazis?
Praying for Ukraine, rooting for Putin.
You know our take on it.
And I know I want this to be set in stone so everyone high-fives me for being Nostradamus.
Or as the basist of corrosion of conformity is called when he does Coke, Nostradamus.
Because what's his name again?
Pie?
Pepper.
He gets real profound on Coke.
And we all called him Nostradamus.
Anyway, Pepper Keenan?
Yes.
My take is it's been predecided that Putin is going to leave with, what's it called?
Dubras?
Donbass.
Donbass?
I don't care what it's called.
That ethnically Russian area.
Predetermined.
So now the latest is he wants three areas and then he'll leave, right?
What's going to happen with the negotiation?
The one superfluous area he doesn't really want is going to go to Ukraine in the negotiations, which Biden and Zelensky will take credit for.
And he'll leave with plan A, always been plan A. He'll leave with Donbass.
What's it called?
Donbass?
The Donbass region.
He'll leave with that.
That was always the plan.
They knew they were going to lose a few hundred people in this giant political theater.
Russia is not doing badly.
Ukraine does not have them on the ropes.
That's all for show.
You're watching a celebrity fight.
This is Jake Paul in the ring.
And if he leaves with those two regions, you have to count me as right.
Not far right, just regular right.
Yes.
No, far correct.
Hi there.
Here's a video for you for your final video segment.
I'm not going to explain the details, but I'm sure you'll love it.
And the subject implies that it's Asians in what looks like New York, what looks like Union Square maybe, fighting back.
Now, to condone fighting back is to condone violence in this day and age because everyone's a pussy.
But yeah, I wish that the Asians in New York would get more like the rooftop Koreans and start banding together to stop this shit.
This is ancient news, isn't it?
Oh my God.
Ancient Chinese secret.
But he has a Ukraine flag.
Weird.
Wait, this happened like two summers ago.
He does have a Ukraine flag.
Wait, is it?
It looks fucking Ukrainian to me.
Motherfucking Ukrainian to me.
No, it's not.
No, it's got the blue stripe, right?
Oh, no, the red stripe.
Thank you, sir, for the ancient Chinese secret.
Literally.
Literally.
A short but relevant animated video yourself and your viewers may appreciate.
This is going to be gay and boring.
Wait, maybe it is.
A Congo.
No, what the fuck is it?
It literally just says boring.
Why are we...
He's a homeless freak.
He found it on the road.
Stuck it on his bike.
What is this?
The Greatest Generation?
Murdoch Murdoch.
Oh, this is the...
Another Murdoch guy.
This is another ancient fucking piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
I didn't have time to screen the calls.
That video is from 1944.
Guys, like, you're acting like you work for me at a news thing.
If your job was to provide stories, you're like, I got a scoop.
I have a three-year-old video from Murdoch Murdoch and a two-year-old video of a black guy getting hit.
And I'd go, you're fired.
And I don't really ask you for videos.
Like, stop sending me content.
I'm good for content.
Maybe tell me that you got married and you had a kid or something or you have a question.
But like, here's an old cartoona, like, fuck off.
Fuck you.
I hate you.
Hey, Gavin Rytar, there's one thing we can wholeheartedly agree on.
It's our hatred for people who use the dollar sign after the dollar amount.
See, that's a good letter.
I feel as if it is a sign of how stupid the general population is becoming.
Me too.
That's why I find it so offensive, because it's the death of the English language.
So it hurts to see people who I feel are intelligent using it incorrectly, like Tim Poole.
No.
This video has been up for more than an hour, and he has yet to correct it.
Tim Poole isn't an idiot, so why do you think so many people, his age, insist on doing this?
Best regards, Derek.
So $10 per gallon.
Go down a bit?
That's physically painful.
What the fuck is going on?
You know what it also is?
No one reads anymore.
Like, even an intelligent person like Tim, he reads little sound bites and blips and internet garbage, so he ends up reading typos all the time.
What the fuck?
That's heartbreaking, sir.
It makes you kind of want to punch right, maybe?
No, I will not punch right, no matter what.
Well, obviously, if someone hurts a kid, I'm punching right like a fucking Mike Tyson on crack.
Azov, Azov, battalion trained in Canada.
I know the Ukraine bullshit is getting old, but I'm not sure if you've seen mention of this.
I found the article the other day about the Canadian Armed Forces helping to train the Azov battalion.
Azov, this was just a couple of months before the trucker protests where Trudeau tried to smear the entire convoy as Nazis because of the one flag he probably planted there.
This is also bizarre.
Allegations of Canadian troops training neo-Nazis.
Yeah, they're also training Chinese troops, if you recall.
Remember?
Ezra Levant was on Tucker discussing this.
They went down to China to help train troops, and China wants to kill us.
So they're training our enemies to fight.
And here they are training neo-Nazis while simultaneously bitching about neo-Nazis.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Maida!
The Great White Hope!
Okay, I'm going through a bunch here.
Catching giant pike by hand, Native American tactic.
This is how to catch the great giant northern pike by hand.
I've only seen this done with catfish, which are stupid.
Seems it works for these beasts as well.
Okay, let's see what this guy's got.
Heat loads.
Holy shit.
The next letter is a guy saying, have you ever heard of the station nightclub fire tragedy where Great White played a show and 100 people were killed?
Yeah, I'm familiar with the most famous rock concert tragedy.
Well, not of all time.
There's also The Thing in Paris and a few others.
But yeah, I've heard of the fucking Great.
What are you, 13?
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to change the letters page to world's worst research team.
Look at this.
This is an awesome way to catch big pike in Michigan.
This is how the Native Americans did it.
We figured this out.
This isn't a very well-known secret from here except yourself.
Called hand fishing for northern pike.
Must be cold as shit.
Hold it in your hand.
Stick your hand down there.
Now your hand's starting to go numb.
It's cold, but it doesn't take long.
I hope not.
Oh, there he goes.
There he goes.
All right.
Check it out, guys.
Dylan, you got this?
He's going to pull a dick out or a tranny or something.
That's what I'm doing.
I've been...
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
Mr., you okay in there?
Got jokes.
Nigga, got jokes.
Joke?
Fuck you.
I hate you.
That's right.
Hi, Gavin, Ryan, and Maddie.
I sent y'all an email advocating for SC living a while back, South Carolina.
I now write to you to inform you that I can recommend a beer drinking establishment.
After meeting Syl, I guess he means Sylvia, our own Sil.
I think you'll feel right at home at this hole in the wall called Mon Me's Lounge.
There's only one Yelp review that describes it as having a high criminal element.
Yeah, that's what I always tell real estate agents.
I'm like, I'm looking for a place where there's a local dive that's frequented by cops and criminals.
And they're like, what?
That's what I've become accustomed to.
So that's what I want.
They're the same people, cops and criminals, by the way.
I can show you.
Remember, we were going to do that as a quiz show.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I read you my texts from cops and my texts from criminals, and you try to tell the difference.
They're all pro-Trump.
They all hate what's happening with the justice system.
Like that black guy who killed those three kids for posting on Facebook, they both send me that article going, do you believe this shit?
Like they both have a real sense of honor.
The reviewer isn't wrong, but it's not like they have shootings.
It's just the bookies, stolen food, and maybe some drugs.
Yeah, I used to buy, I've bought steak from my local that fell off the back of a truck.
Let me just say, whoever's lifting the steaks knows how to pick the right cuts.
It's a prime of a blue-collar folks watering hole, and you'll likely see plumbers, blah, blah, blah.
This is weird to be reading about a bar to 25,000 people that maybe three will eventually check out.
I guess I do have to read the letters in advance.
Can you upload one of the older episodes with Ryan doing his cringe stand-up where he gets so embarrassed watching himself I thought he was going to cry?
No.
I wasn't going to cry.
We're not an archive machine.
I think if you search on the site, stand-up, it might come up.
Yeah, that's out there.
It's at Guitar Center, right?
Something.
Yeah, that's the name of it.
All right.
Final video.
Long show.
Let's go.
Lots of content today.
That's right.
Here are some homos voguing at the ball.
And I love it.
Go nuts, gays.
Have fun.
Do you.
You're best when you're just you and not trying to get the kiddos involved.
Hey, teacher, leave our kids alone.
New move.
It's like they've turned it into slam dancing now.
And I like how it's utterly talentless.
It's like breakdancing and gymnastics without the practice.
What do you do?
What's this move?
Oh, fuck it.
It's gotta be Coke involved, right?
Coke and K. What was that?
You supposed to do a backflip and he chickened out?
So yeah.
Be you.
Be a freak.
Have fun.
Be a lunatic.
Leave the kids out of it.
That's all we ask.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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