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March 7, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #138 - INTRODUCING SYL (Part 1)

The gang sits down to discuss sex, love, and marriage.

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Hello, America and the rest of the Western world.
I'm sure there's a few holdouts in the Eastern world.
Japan?
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
Welcome back, Maddie Odell, the co-host with the most.
What's going on, everybody?
Good to see you.
The star of Maddie's Shitty Kitchen, which is a raging hit.
Thank you.
Glad it went well.
Of course, Ryan Katsu Rivera, aka the puts.
That's right.
As you know, the way this show goes is we are live and free for the first half hour.
Then we go behind a paywall.
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You know, it's funny, reading this copy, it used to be like a paragraph and a half of like, we rock and he's a veteran and you know, don't fucking fuck you with my heels on all this fun stuff that he would use inside jokes.
And I kept ridiculing the copywriter until I broke him.
Gavin 15 also works as a promo code.
And now it just says in brackets, say whatever you want.
And I can't even help but make fun of that.
Dude, whatever is one word.
So you wrote, say whatever you want.
So I'm even making fun of you quitting your job as a copywriter.
You're fucking that up.
Promo code Gavin15.
Gavin Maud Wall.
Look at this shit.
Show off your guns.
Enjoy yourself.
We're currently at 100% veteran-owned sponsors on Get Off My Lawn.
Not one of our sponsors is not veteran-owned.
You know why?
Because when you support a slightly controversial show like this, you get attacked by the mob.
And when veterans get attacked, they act the way we all used to act in the 80s, which is what?
Oh, you got a problem with them?
Fuck off.
As opposed to now where they go, I'm sorry, we'll take care of it.
It won't happen again.
So most cool people live in areas that are not in the South Bronx where you can have a gun.
And we don't live there.
So on our tactical walls, we have brick-a-brack, some mugs.
We've got E.T. That's a statue my wife gave me with the fingers crossed and it says, please be a fart.
And I was just saying earlier, since COVID fried my guts, my farts don't smell like shit anymore.
So I fart with reckless abandon.
I was at the gym earlier, brought the kids to boxing, and I'm surrounded by Mexican gentlemen.
Jalapeno was there, and I'm just farting.
Now, normally, you would let a fart like that go and people go, what the fuck, dude?
What's the matter with you?
But because it smells like a burnt match, people just go, oh, I guess there was like fireworks here yesterday.
It's kind of a gift.
Yeah, I'm jealous I'm not full cobalt.
You're not full cobalt?
No.
My wife says my shit still like smells like shit, but also cobalt or weird.
Dude, I was mentioning on Anthony's show, and people call me a pussy for this.
Tell me if this is a pussy, okay?
It's the drop-down bar, whatever you call that.
105 pounds, 20, then 20.
You're sitting on a chair and you're pulling it to your chest, then 20, and then 95 bar, 20 shrugs, and then 20 of these.
All of that three times.
How much weight are the these?
Is it a barbell dumbbells?
95.
Whoa.
Oh, 95 is a bar.
No, the bar is bad.
The bar and the weight is 95.
Gotcha.
The pull down, and I can't even lift my arms up.
The pull down is that was 105.
Oh, the lat pull down where you're sitting down, you pull the bar down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Lat pull down.
Yeah, there's the V.
It's kind of gay to know all the names, Ryan.
I mean, putts.
I don't know all the names.
Yeah, the lats.
I got a good spread nowadays, but.
Yeah, let me see your spread.
What?
What do you mean?
Well, it's hard to describe how to do it, but basically you would go like...
It's known as your wings.
Your wings.
See these?
Oh, these.
It's weird to do, but like you could easily raise your arms and not engage them, but to let the curtain go out, you have to roll your arms forward.
Yeah.
Okay, you want to play hardball?
Yeah.
I'll show you my wings.
They're fucking basically bat wings.
No, no, no.
Alex Jones.
I've turned into Alex Jones.
Like this.
You have to relax your.
You have to relax your arms.
You're not like tensing your arms.
Okay, I'm relaxed.
You're just rolling.
Now you put your arms down and now out to the side.
Like, yeah.
And now try to push these things forward.
Like kind of rock your, like point this part of your elbow forward.
That was your shoulder.
Okay.
Kind of.
Okay, so do that until you could feel these like this meat.
Until you feel this meat coming forward.
This is tedious.
This is tedious.
Tough.
It's really not easy to do unless they're like totally big.
You know, I feel like it's a waste to be standing here and being this sexy without a chick, a groupie by my side.
Oh.
Let's get some fucking bitches in here.
Let's get some groupies.
Do you have any girls you could call on?
I do.
Shall we get some chicks up in this bitch?
Hell yeah.
All right, let's do it.
But why need to make me tire those girls, girls, girls?
Long lips!
Yeah, the lat spreads.
Dancing down on Sunset Strip.
I don't want to.
You don't want that?
I don't want to knock it off.
It's garbage.
It doesn't really exist.
Okay, I'm good.
And you can lean on these TVs.
This is Syl.
You may recognize her as the doctor from Futurama.
The mad woman of the South Bronx, Mother Rocker.
She's a local, born and raised in the South Bronx.
Big fans.
Married seven times.
Seven is a lucky number.
A lot of people of a lot of BIPOCs.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah.
You had a lot of black indigenous people of color.
You had five black husbands?
Yes.
One young Jew boy and one Spicarama.
Spicarama, that's my favorite show.
And what would you, what would you call your, are you Jewish, Italian?
What are you?
I'm a nutjob.
Okay.
I'm a Jew girl.
I'm one quarter Russian.
I'm pure Americana.
But you're wearing a Christian cross.
Well, I converted.
Jesus helped me out, so I said, okay, you're my man, gee.
Nice.
How did Jesus help you out?
Well, how?
Yeah.
You had lung cancer for a while.
He smiled on me and said, I'll show you the right way to be.
I said, okay, you're my man.
I'll follow you.
Okay, so you're Christian?
Yeah, with a Jewish culture.
I'll die a Jew.
Oh, Jesus came to earth as a Jew.
Okay.
He was king of the Jews.
What's your religious denomination, Maddie?
I was born and raised Roman Catholic.
But you didn't get your ashes.
No, I did not make it to church yesterday.
So you're going to hell in a handbasket.
He hasn't gone to church in twice.
I don't think Ash Wednesday is like a priority.
It's not a priority.
I heard you burnt down St. Peter's.
Could have happened.
Was that 15 years ago?
Can we still talk about that?
I walked in and walls fell down.
The Vatican, the Pope is hardened when he hears your name.
He locks himself in the bedroom and says, uh-oh.
That's it.
Here comes the crazy Americans.
I don't actually.
This is the thing about dudes in bars.
Like, you'll have a bar buddy for 10 years, and then you'll go, Do you have kids?
Or like, what's your job?
Yeah.
Are you gay?
Yeah.
Like, how long before we knew D?
I won't say his name in case he's watching, but like, I didn't know he was gay until two years of knowing him.
After he wrapped his tongue down your throat, you knew he was gay.
Whoa.
I didn't know he was gay until he came from me fucking him.
Yeah, well.
That's like, wow.
What kind of fag is enjoying himself like this?
Meantime, his Indian coach will murder him tonight.
Look out, South Bronx.
We'll hear them wail and rock.
Here comes Thinkabel, the virgin, the only virgin in the USA, the only girl who's a friggin' virgin, and she's not Catholic either.
Syl, you can't see, but Syl is referring to her Chihuahua, who is in the studio.
Put her up, put her on the.
Oh, she's in my room.
There she goes.
Get her set up here.
I have actually a nice little bed.
I made for her.
Look at this.
Oh, she'll like it.
She loves all of them.
Let's go mats.
Well, it's more of a.
For her to go to the bathroom on, isn't it?
You bit me last time.
Come here.
She's playing hard to get.
Well, she's mad because they put a dress on her.
Oh, yeah.
Can you pick her up?
I can't go that low.
She won't bite you.
She bit me before.
No, she won't now.
She wants to be picked up.
See?
She's good now.
I'm like once burnt twice shy.
So yeah.
What are your religious beliefs, Maddie O'Dell?
Like I said, I was born and raised Roman Catholic.
I don't know if I. Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Yeah.
Do you believe you will go to heaven when you die?
Maybe.
That's hoping.
Maybe.
He's hoping.
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
Yeah, I believe Jesus was the Son of God, you know, the Holy Trinity.
What about you?
Well, my father told me when I was a wee little girl, there's only one God.
Man calls him by many names.
And his name is not Budweiser.
Well, your dad was wrong.
Because Jesus was the king of kings, but Budweiser is the king of beers.
Okay.
Bravo, Bud.
Go, bud.
Forget the met in the next.
Go, bud.
Screw the Yankees.
So we were going to go through Biden's speech the other night.
A lot of people said we should have live-streamed it.
I guess I should be open to that, but I just see like...
That's good in a dementia home for nursing home.
He's a lame duck.
He's Mr. Magoo.
What were the highlights?
He said, you can surround Kiev with tanks, but you'll never win the heart of Iranians.
Yeah, the hearts and minds of the Yahoo.
He said, a wall can't keep out the vaccine.
I don't know.
Oh, he switched on.
He said, let's fund the police now.
Yeah, but that wasn't a typo, puts.
That was typos.
Plus, he's a right.
And then there was this.
Did you see Nancy Pelosi going like this?
Yeah, she's an asshole.
Yeah, she's her mouth is too big from sucking dick all the time.
Any Republican, she's sucked off, so they hate her guts.
She's got fantastic tits, though, for her age.
Yeah, sure.
Plastic surgery will do it all the time.
Yeah, fake tits.
Do you wear a bra?
I forgot it.
Tinkerbell wanted it.
We had a fight, and I didn't have time to put on.
My tits failed.
When you get old, your ass fail pulls, your tits pull.
The only thing that don't fall is your belly button.
Gravity gets its revenge as you get older.
Still active.
Right.
Would you say you still have a sexual libido, Syl?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know why people think when you're older, you have no sex surge.
I've been a passionate sex freak the day I was born.
You're a freak.
Would you call yourself an American hoe?
An American slut?
I'd say more an American call girl slut.
American call girl slut.
That's far more.
Yeah.
Have you ever done sex work?
Did I get paid for sex?
Yeah.
It's a different era.
No.
You get paid for sex from the time of dawn civilization to now until 10,000 years later.
Sex.
Look, God gave us three things: suck oxygen, have the desire to eat, and fuck your brains out.
The sexual urge, okay?
We all have it.
With some, it's more than others.
Some are buried.
You've got to bring it about.
Now, the host of the show and the co-host, they're living sexual examples.
And our little Japanese Chinaman, he's a sexual warrior.
No, he's not.
Matt and I have fucked hundreds of women.
Ryan's probably plowed like 20.
I'm not going to say my number.
That's not.
He's generally seducing them.
This Japanese Chinaman.
You know how the best lovers are supposed to be Japanese men.
Really?
Yeah.
It's like they have to work for it.
No, they don't have to work for it.
They send in a kamikuzi.
Since we're not gifted.
That's how they eat pussy, like kamikazes.
They just go.
All the girls that Japs eat out, they're like, This is a day that will live in infamy.
And then they commit Harry Carey, but with their dick, and they inhale you with it.
They whip themselves to death.
Are you all right?
Yeah, I don't think she feels safe up here.
It's all right, baby.
Sit on this.
Sit on the mats.
Did you know there's a baseball strike going on?
Yeah, I just found out yesterday.
I found out yesterday, too.
And people go, You're not a sports fan if you don't know this.
Did everyone know this?
Syl didn't know this.
No.
Oh, I knew it.
Last time I checked it.
Oh, yeah, it was on TV.
But when the last big baseball strike was the Montreal Expos asking for so much money that they just said, fuck you, and they left.
And that was the end of baseball in Montreal forever.
The end of the stadium, the end of culture, the end of childhoods, over.
Yeah.
What are these fuckers?
Don't they make $10 million a year?
Yeah, they do.
Some make more than that.
Yeah.
And they're all retards, too.
It's not like they need a yacht.
Their tastes are like fancy steak.
Not exactly bright.
Cocaine occasionally.
And pussy or pussy.
That's not that expensive.
No.
A million dollars a year.
You can do all the Coke and pussy and vacations you could possibly handle.
But you don't get Hillary Clinton's seal of approval.
I don't think.
What's next?
I think so.
So the opening day's been delayed?
What the fuck?
Hillary Clinton is an undercover dyke.
Yeah, there's what you call it.
It's called a walkout.
No play.
I don't understand all of this.
We should do a sports show where we all just try to guess what the fuck is going on.
I agree with you, Syl, that Hillary's a dyke.
I think she was fucking Uma Abaddin, that hot pachyderm.
She probably was.
What's the matter with your eyes?
Are you sad because you wanted to fuck Hillary and Huma got her?
No, she's not my type.
Now, Bill Clinton's got a loose dick and a loose mouth.
He's fucked so many southern bells that his head is chiming.
On that note, we do the live chat here where we raise money for Max Hare and John Kinsman who got in a 17-second fight with Antifa and are spending four years in prison for it.
I have an update on that, actually.
So, Max and John are in separate prisons, but in both prisons, everyone is getting fucked over with the six months they all worked on to have taken off their sentence.
Maddie's more of an expert than me, but my understanding is you go to prison, if you work in the cafeteria, you work here and there, they take six months off your sentence.
If you do a year and a half, right?
And then you make like, I don't know, six cents an hour or some shit.
Yeah, they make the states are a little different.
I think what they call is an IPA.
I can't remember what it is.
What the hell is this?
I can't remember off the top of my head.
But, you know, it's more than the allotted good time.
But they got charged with violent crime, so they got to do 85%, which is like 54 days a year, good time.
But, like, we used to, in the feds, we would get six months halfway house, which you could get lose and all that shit.
But it's called IPA in the States.
Yes, that was it.
Max said we all lost our IPA.
So word on the street is, not from Max Hare COs, don't punish him from this, but I talked to other people at Governor, Gouverneur, and they just said, yeah, we're canceling all IPAs for the entire prison.
We don't care if you've been scrubbing the floors, teaching English, teaching Spanish, fuck you.
So he's sitting around and someone's eating an apple and they're chewing it and then spitting the skin on the ground.
And he's like, can you stop doing that?
That's disgusting.
And the guy's just like, now there's a red button that the CO pushes to say, eh, eh.
Inmates are fighting.
And our friend may or may not have said to the CEO, Are you going to push the red button?
Because I'm about to fucking lose it.
And the CEO goes, Nope.
So, whack-a-mole!
He picks up the apple eater, slams him on his back, knocks the wind out of him, tunes him up a little bit, and he's handcuffed and denied all his privileges.
But who gives a fuck?
He's in there for another year.
Four years, folks.
He's still got another year.
And we had all this big party planned for him.
And as Maddie pointed out, there's no party.
You got to get right to your location after you're released.
So it's like a race to beat the clock from the moment you're released to when you check in at night, especially when you're in the Canadian border.
Yeah, well, see, they take that into consideration, but before you get released, you have to tell them if you're going to take public transport, like if they're going to give you a bus ticket to the train station and then take the train to give you more time.
At least give them a fucking party.
It's like when we were in Cuba, me and my dad were shit faced.
He was drinking vodka out of a Milwaukee light king can.
And there was a Chinese guy there and totally racist entertainment.
I'm not talking long ago, by the way.
This is like 10 years ago.
And the guy's up there and they go, so where are you from?
And he goes, oh, I'm from Toronto.
And they go, I don't think so.
Hoy, hoy, woo, ho, ho, hoy, hoy, oh.
And all the Cubans are laughing, like the staff, and everyone in the audience is going, oh, because they're from Toronto with him.
And then they do this banana eating contest where they blindfold you and you have to eat bananas.
But they blindfold everyone, then they take everyone blindfolds off.
So this Asian guy is fanatically eating bananas alone.
And then they're done and they go, oh, you win.
And he's like, oh, he doesn't realize that he's been alone eating bananas with the blindfold when everyone's unblindfolded.
Which is probably funny in primitive cultures.
But me and my dad were just like, oh, for fuck's sake, give him a ball of vodka.
Give him a prize.
And I feel the same way about prisoners.
You did your time.
Yeah.
Have a party when you get out for fun.
He's got supervised release.
The water people knock the South Bronx.
You get the greatest people.
Even Paul Newman made a movie in the South Bronx.
What was that?
The go-getters of Port Apache.
Fort Apache, isn't that the worst police station?
That's just up the street from us.
Isn't that the worst police station on earth?
But the people that live around there are the greatest human beings.
Those chams that chicken with you, they're milk, they're women.
They're great.
Now, when we walk around the South Bronx, we're petrified.
At least I'm speaking for myself here.
Me and puts.
Murderers everywhere.
There's murderers all over the world.
When you were a young girl in the South Bronx, skipping along, playing stickball.
It's so hard to remember.
But was it dangerous back then?
In the 60s?
No.
But you, look, come on.
You're saying the South Bronx is just as dangerous now as it was in the 60s?
As long as you don't act scared of them, they ain't gonna fuck with you.
You act scared of them, they're gonna hurt you.
Have you ever been mugged or assaulted?
Oh, yeah.
They would have an aneurysm on a toy.
You never know.
Oh, have you ever been attacked or assaulted in the South Bronx?
No.
Really?
Really?
Wow.
As long as you act like you're not scared and you mind your P's and Q's, they ain't gonna fuck with you.
I wonder if it's because then they assume you live there, so they don't want to shit where they are.
I was a little girl.
I think they could tell me you're from the South Bronx.
No, they don't know.
I don't look, well, people thought I was Iris.
I was just a crazy nutjob.
They didn't know if I was Irish or not.
So what if I kiss a blondie soda every three steps?
They didn't know.
Okay, so we're going to go behind the paywall soon, but I like to show the cheapskates who don't subscribe the culture of the show.
So maybe we should take some calls and let's change things with the super chat.
Okay.
Because last time it felt, I felt it was abusive.
It was abusive, and I felt hampered.
I didn't feel free when I had to read and read and read every $5 thing.
So the cheap ones will put up on the screen by all means.
But I'm only going to read the $100 ones from Madison John.
Sounds good.
I thought we were, okay.
All right, so we're going to start the show.
Let's start the show.
Monster Chuck.
Oops.
Uh-oh.
What happened here?
Careful.
So you're about to get attacked by an eagle and Donald Trump.
Oh, I know what happened.
Sounds exciting.
I know what happened here.
We've got some sort of technical glitch.
Boop.
Okay.
What happened?
What the fuck are you doing?
She's right.
Here we go.
Oh, it goes that way.
Watch out, Tilbury.
There's him.
And then an eagle takes him away.
Are you a Trump lady?
Hell no.
You hate Trump?
No.
You said, you told me he was a great president.
Personality, him as a man.
He, as a president, the only good thing he did was get a lot of jobs for Americans.
Oh, is that always good?
Just jobs.
But Biden's a fucking wimp.
And he's a retard.
He's a reaper?
Yeah, he's a reaper, too, but he's also a retard.
I think he's afraid of the reaper.
You can't understand a word he says.
He has dementia and Alzheimer's.
What did you expect?
Yeah.
Agreed.
Paramil Harris, who hates his guts, is the real president.
That cunt.
Agreed.
Isn't it funny how Kamala Harris sold herself as black when there's nothing remotely black about her?
She came to fruition.
Her formative years were in Montreal.
Fucking bitch.
Got a man off a death row who was innocent.
She tried to block at the bitch.
She put so many people in jail over tiny bits of marijuana.
She ain't no fucking good.
If she becomes president, I'll shoot everyone in the ass.
331 million people you'll shoot in the ass, including babies?
No, not babies.
We allow them to live unharmed.
Are you pro-life?
Am I pro-life?
Yeah.
I'm pro-me, baby.
Have you ever had an abortion?
Eight.
Oh.
Besides that?
Besides, yeah.
It's like a plunger sucking your guts out.
So it's not so bad.
That sounds kind of bad to me.
You a man wouldn't know what true agony as a woman is.
Except when your orgasm all over our bellies and tits.
As they call it in French, le petite moll.
The little death.
Yeah, I like that.
Let's just read letters as we wait for calls to come in.
Ryan, do you want to put the number on the screen?
Oh, yeah.
Maddie's shitty little kitchen was great.
The background music was a nice touch, and it was nice to see Maddie doing his thing.
Can't wait for the next one.
Now, Matty, your plan, we talked about making a prison little kitchen.
I'll do a, you want to experience jail cuisine.
Which is tricky because there's jail and there's prison, right?
And jail is less creative.
It's like shitty cuisine where it's like hardcore.
Bad.
Prison is a little different because there's more access to kettles.
And the commissaries are a lot hardcore.
So we're talking about food.
Oh, the food is hardcore.
No, no, no.
Making food because these guys make food in their cells.
Oh, yeah.
So when you make food in your cell in jail, it's basically ramen is your best bet.
And then in prison, you can get a microwave.
You could make like empanadas.
Frozen pizza sticks.
Have you ever been to jail?
In Miami, yeah.
For what?
Prostitution.
Really?
For your father?
Shocks me.
Day County.
I never would have guessed that.
I did it for love.
What do you mean?
You're in love with your body.
My husband was in trouble, so I turned some tricks to help him out.
And how much money did you make?
I don't know.
$800, $900.
Oh, wow.
We got calls.
You want to turn that mic on again?
Oh, yes.
And Maddie, too.
Let me just read this letter.
Well done on the new output of content on the network lately.
Outstanding, my boy, still able to watch the old G-Dog shows.
But Ryan and Maddie made a decent show with Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen.
Maddie brought his knowledge from the live shows into cooking, and Ryan asked all the right questions and got shots.
I'm proud of your boy.
Okay.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
I gotta say, I'm pretty surprised at what a hit Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen was.
It was fun, delicious.
I learned.
I made a similar meal inspired by your show, says someone else in Maddie's Little Kitchen.
I, too, am not a trained chef, but love to cook and eat good food.
I cook all the big meals in my house, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter.
I've become partial to deep fry my turkeys.
Excuse my gas.
It's just amazing, easy, and delicious.
Have you ever tried doing that?
Anyway, I love the show, except Gavin, stop doing that annoying.
And then he uses the N-word.
That's the worst word there is, right?
No.
What's the worst word?
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Wow.
Please.
Otherwise, the show has been very enjoyable.
And then he's included a picture of his steaks and his potatoes.
And his scallions.
Oh, and he's got some asparagus there.
Have you got that one?
It's called Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen, Ryan.
Okay.
It's from a guy named Jason.
Got it.
That's cool.
You got to be careful not to dox him.
People send in letters anonymously, Syl, because they don't want to be identified with the show.
They don't want to get fired for watching.
They don't get fired watching the show.
They're cowardly.
They don't have a center balls and I spunk a spirit to them.
They're cowardly.
What's going on with your eyes?
Are these lights bothering your eyes?
No, I have a thyroid condition that it burns.
No, that lights don't bother me at all.
You got sunglasses.
Yeah, I gotta buy some.
I was gonna wear them tonight, but I thought you'd think I was incognito.
Hey, Maddie.
In that tactical wallet above my bicycle, there's a dish of sunglasses.
Could you bring one of them over, please?
He didn't show us the finished product.
I know, that's weird.
Who shows ingredients?
That's like when you're a little kid and you're working on your first poem and you write out rhyming lines and then you show, hey, mom, look at this.
I'm almost ready to start.
Maybe this is what he considers cooked.
It looks like he's using a heater, like an actual heater.
These are for children, but she's petite.
I have a little face.
Thank you.
Thank you, that works.
Thank you.
It helps.
Really?
Okay.
Thank you.
We'll leave this there.
Have we got a call or should I?
We do have calls.
Okay, let's talk to a caller.
And then we're going to leave.
Then we're going to go behind the paywall.
And you guys don't get any of this.
You don't get Tinkerbell.
You don't get silk.
I heard a beep.
Can I talk yet?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Hello.
No, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry, caller.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
No, it's me.
I overstood.
I overspoke.
I wouldn't shut up.
It's me.
No, you could speak as much as you want.
I'll get to my point real quick here so I could leave you all alone.
It's kind of a fan favorite, I think, and I think Phil's insight might make it even better if you listen to just a selection of Ryan's musical output.
Oh, thank you.
Wait, what?
Do you have any suggestions?
I want to listen to some of Ryan's music if you heard that.
So I'm going to hang up and try to.
So hold on a sec.
Hold on a sec.
This is shocking.
So we have a baby monster calling in who enjoys Ryan's music and wants to hear more.
I never said that.
Oh, but I do want to hear more.
Oh, I get it.
Ironic.
Like Corey Feldman.
Like crazy.
Well, it just seems to be a fan favorite, so I just want to have a lot of stuff.
I'm caught up now.
You hate him as much as I do.
No.
It sounds like he enjoys.
No, Ryan.
It's like going to see Charlie Sheen.
You want to hear about Tiger Blood.
Thank you for calling.
Yeah, let's hear your latest jams.
Okay.
Bring it on, Ryan.
Thank you.
Let's see.
I have, this was from today.
Oh.
I was doing music.
I do not.
It's great.
This is Share.
Share.
All guys love Cher.
If there's one thing, you're at the local bar and you're just like, hey, dudes, let's put on some share on the jukebox.
And everyone's like, thank God.
Ryan Franklin.
Thank you.
No, you sit here.
Alright.
Is that better?
Yeah, Mark Target.
Let me take some microphone.
I'm not supposed to I knew you were bad at this point No, we have to find a better chair for you.
That's the bruising.
I'll bring one from home.
All right, so I'm going to be sitting in Syl's spot, but no, no, I have the mic.
That's your mic now.
I have your mic.
Are we good, Ryan, with switching?
Yeah, you.
Yeah, just aim the mic towards her a little more.
You could point it down there too, hon. Yeah, you really got to eat it.
Pretend it's a cock.
Well, oh, well, not the rolls of the microphone.
That sounds like ASMR.
So we're going to go behind the paywall now and take some calls and read some live chats and have some fun.
But for all you freeloaders there, you've got to sign up for Censor.tv, $10 a month.
All you can eat every night.
You get Tinkerbell.
You get Sylv.
Get Maddie O'Dell.
You get Ryan Katsu Rivera, aka Putz doing covers of Cher.
I mean, what else is there in the world?
Nothing.
And if you don't want to join us, well then as our goodbye, we would like to say to you: get fucked.
Okay.
Get fucked.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Really don't think I'm strong enough.
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside the sad.
I really don't think I'm strong enough now.
Well, I know that I'll get through this.
Cause I know that I am strong.
I don't need you anymore.
I don't need enough.
Do you believe in life after long?
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