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June 22, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E02- HOW TO FIGHT BACK

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	That's when a dusty bogan shows up with the bag after a night of puking.
	Wait, that's a British accent.
	I really fucked that up.
	That was our second of our installment of songs that start out awesome and then suck.
	Remember yesterday we had Phil Collins?
	That song has got such a cool build-up.
	And then it just becomes a boring, shitty British blue song.
	That's the way you do it.
	Fuck off.
	You know who likes this song?
	Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	A good damn song.
	He thinks it slaps.
	It's almost as good as what's his name there?
	The guy who thinks he's Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn.
	It's almost as good as Stevie Rayvon, right, Ryan?
	Crossfire is a...
	You want me to play Crossfire and tell me if you don't start slapping or whatever?
	Whatever you do, you start slapping.
	Yeah, I'm going to start slapping your face.
	No, you start slapping.
	Is it better than Ingy Maumstein?
	No.
	Everyone hates Dire Straits.
	It's boomer music.
	It's single mom music.
	It's garbage.
	It's for women in the 80s who have brown nylons sticking out of their tight jeans and they're drunk and they're smoking pot with lots of seeds and sticks in it out of a giant player's light tub.
	That sounds amazing.
	Yeah.
	Well, you don't have a dad.
	I have a mom.
	You don't know what good things are.
	Yeah.
	Mom culture is awesome.
	Yeah.
	I take that back.
	She also.
	No, no, that's too late.
	In fact, I think we have a shirt, folks.
	Bomb culture is awesome.
	Mom culture is awesome.
	With Ryan with his pit.
	Passion pit.
	Hip viper.
	Passion pit, yeah.
	No, that would actually be hip if it was.
	Hip viper glasses.
	Hip vipers are awesome.
	Yeah, you wear your pit viper glasses.
	All right, let's see how much this song slaps.
	You are so fucking horny.
	It's painful.
	It's physically painful.
	It's pornier than a fucking barrel of maker's mark at the brewery.
	That is like the background music for an 80s sitcom when someone gets a new car.
	Wow.
	A convertible.
	That's pretty good.
	Front page of the post today, vote to save New York.
	Eric Adams.
	I don't know.
	I hear he was a douche when he was a cop and he was always whining about racism, but he's a cop at least.
	And I don't want to endorse Curtis Shilwa because I think it might be bad for him, but we all want Curtis to win.
	He's a genuine law and order guy.
	This guy is part of the deep state, the cop, deep state.
	Remember I say, fuck the police boss?
	This is the police boss.
	But I'll take him.
	Anything's better than de Blasio.
	By the way, another reason I chose that opening song, I shouldn't have jumped to the post so quick, is this guy, and this is why I walked on with my keys.
	This is the Dire Straits song that ain't working in the proper context and cut off at the exact right time.
	Oh, I didn't number the links today, dude.
	Turn it up.
	Okay, you have to go back to the beginning.
	Yeah.
	TikTok is not a good.
	Hell yeah.
	Isn't that great?
	I got pumped for that.
	I can't do Coke at this age.
	You don't quit drugs when you get older.
	It quits you.
	Like, I did a bump a few months ago, weeks ago.
	And I was like, yeah, sure, it was around at a party.
	I was drunk, so I wasn't thinking right.
	And two days later, I was so sad that I was crying.
	Oh, my God.
	You were Petersingen?
	Peterson?
	I was Jordan Peterson.
	I was crying about like, I don't know, my kid, some bullshit.
	Oh, that's a cool explosion.
	Worrying about dumb stuff.
	So I'm done now.
	I emotionally can't handle the downs.
	The ups.
	Because you're already a crybaby at this age.
	Talk to anyone over 50.
	They'll see a long distance ad or anything military related.
	God forbid you should be subjected to a kid seeing his dad after his dad was in Afghanistan for a year.
	You're just blubbering.
	The Mitchells versus the Machines have me in a pool of tears.
	I still have to watch that.
	With my kids that I don't.
	By the way, you'll notice the lighting is better.
	Ryan was here from 12 to 4 in the morning.
	Yeah.
	With some help from friends.
	Good job.
	My hair looks real greasy.
	I don't mind that.
	Yeah, I learned a lot about lighting there.
	You're supposed to have a hairlight.
	Sometimes it's the only light that you really need.
	You want to do a dramatic light.
	The one behind me is the only one you need?
	If you're doing like a dramatic thing, yeah, yeah.
	That could be.
	You mean if you're telling scary stories from around the campfire?
	Something like that.
	Okay.
	I'd like to get spooky.
	But I just want to say to the viewers out there, you're gay.
	Sorry, but the way you were complaining about lighting?
	Like, we gave you a great show.
	I'm sorry if we came in a little hot.
	You know, lighting guys cost a lot of money, and we'll Have one here.
	I think he's going to be here Thursday morning.
	So the Thursday live show will look great.
	But yeah, to be that worried about lighting makes you look like a homo.
	The gay one was that hurt my eyes.
	I can't physically watch it.
	It made me sad.
	Oh my God.
	That lighting is, I can't even, it's hurting my eyes.
	That's what, not just gay, but an eccentric drama queen homo.
	Oh my God.
	Worst lighting ever, you guys.
	Speaking of gay, this is in my notes for some stupid reason.
	But this is a picture of a hot chick I stumbled upon when I was googling something else.
	Isn't that some business?
	Is that a little bush?
	Now, I'm not a fake tit guy.
	No.
	But this is the first time I could see the argument.
	If those are fake, I get it.
	But I love her trashiness.
	I love her gross belly button jewelry, which I don't like, but I like.
	And then her cool...
	Is that an appendix scar?
	What is that thing?
	That's not an ab wrinkle.
	No, this is from a second group of whites called rednecks.
	Now, today on the show, you know how I was talking last week about how everyone is white, basically, as far as what they go through and the myth of like, oh, we live in a racist country.
	Really?
	How come Asians are doing so well if this is a racist country?
	Why do African immigrants who just got here, why are they doing so well if this is a racist country?
	And the answer is because it's not a racist country.
	So I've managed to isolate all races down into five groups, whites being the first group that contain basically 80% of the population in America.
	And then we have three other groups or four other groups, and only one of those groups has a case for racism.
	So maybe it's time to drop that as a subject.
	But before we get to any of that, oh, we also have Pastor Artur-Powalski, the guy who was attacked.
	And we also are going to talk to this new group called CAP, Citizens Against Political Persecution.
	So we'll talk to those two groups and give you a great green screen, but let's just keep catching up on the news.
	Lotus was banned from the censored forum.
	Yeah.
	Now, I don't know what that is.
	It's the chat.censored.tv.
	It's our chat.
	I'm banned from it, too.
	You're banned?
	Why are you banned?
	Because I asked why she was banned.
	That got you banned.
	It got me banned.
	Isn't that fucked up?
	Yeah.
	I don't know what's going on with it.
	Somebody was vaguely informed.
	But is it on our site?
	Yeah.
	So I guess we'll take that off there.
	Yeah, because if it's on our site, it's our problem.
	But who are these moderators banning everyone?
	No idea.
	Today I got banned from a censored TV fan chat.
	Comical to think of lasted longer on Instagram than with people who call themselves pro-free speech.
	The chat room has no tie to Gavin.
	I still work for censored.
	I like that painting.
	Yeah, that's pretty cool.
	I want it.
	And I, you know, I said, oh, hell no.
	Be right back.
	And I went to go figure it out.
	I was banned.
	That's hilarious.
	So what kind of chat?
	Well, not to jump, not to cannibalize the mailbag, but where is it now?
	Hi, fellas.
	I regret to inform you I will not be able to continue to subscribe.
	I still like you with our friend, but there's a chat server which shares your domain name, which is run by a bunch of church ladies wearing Pepe masks.
	That, in and of itself, wouldn't have been too bad, except they banned one of Censored's creators, Lotus, as well as a bunch of others that I didn't think deserved.
	I know the sentiment there is it's not part of censored, but if you're not affiliated with them, then they shouldn't be using your domain.
	That's a pretty good point.
	And creators shouldn't be wasting content, basing content off of it.
	In any case, I won't be affected by this now that I'm unsubbing.
	I wish there was some alternative, but every time I watch one of your shows, I'm going to be reminded of this bullshit, and I just like to move on at this point.
	Kind of a weird thing to do, right?
	To leave a thing because the fan club.
	But also like to announce you're leaving.
	Yeah.
	Just go.
	Just go.
	Or say, hey, man, there's something on your site that uses your domain that is banning people.
	That is something proactive.
	I could look into and go, that's bad.
	I don't want that.
	Look at this.
	Speaking of mail, I got this in the mail today from Google.
	And it has said Proud Boys with my address.
	And the verification code that Proud Boys requested from Google is below.
	Just follow the three steps to finish verifying.
	And Proud Boys will be open for business on Google.
	Not showing you the code because the last thing I would ever want to do is get involved in selling Proud Boys merch.
	I'm not a merch guy to begin with, but getting involved in making money off of Proud Boy sweatshirts, the last thing I, so I have no idea how that ended up at my door.
	Also, before we get to our fun guests, let's, this is pretty interesting.
	So H3H, Ethan Klein, Jewish guy with a lot of facial tics and a pretty Israeli girlfriend.
	I think they're having a kid now, which is very good.
	He was talking about the CDC, and, you know, he's a pop culture guy.
	He has on little girls and famous YouTubers, and it's that Jake Paul, Logan Paul, YouTube world, which is great for kids.
	They love that shit.
	I have to have...
	Oh, today is Screen Free Tuesdays.
	My wife always forgets that.
	And I think I know why.
	I'm going to make sure she remembers that.
	It's the only day where my two boys play with each other.
	Like, engage each other in any way.
	Remember screen free Tuesdays.
	So, that's his world.
	And Crowder is more of like a me guy, a noosy, jokey guy.
	And so he knows his shit, especially when it comes to guns.
	He's got a few subjects.
	He's very well versed in pretty much every subject, but he's really good at like guns, free speech, racism, Antifa, our subjects, really, although I know fuck all about guns.
	Anyway, this Ethan dude says, I trust the CDC.
	I can just tell that they're telling the truth.
	So Crowder challenges him to a debate.
	Now, Sam Cedar is this washed up Air America guy who has his own YouTube channel.
	I think it's got about a million subs.
	Crowder has 5 million.
	And Ethan has 3 million, I believe.
	I've looked all this up, but that's how I remember it from an hour ago.
	And Sam has been stalking Crowder for years, trying to get to debate him because it would lift up Sam, but no one wants to talk to Sam Cedar at all.
	So what Ethan does is he goes, uh-oh, I'm going to get eaten alive.
	Crowder said it would be a layup, and he's probably right.
	So what I'll do is I'll ambush him and finally get Sam Cedar in the room with him.
	So Ethan goes off screen and puts up Sam Cedar.
	Whoa.
	So then Crowder goes off screen and puts up Dave Landau.
	And the funny thing about it is they both see it as a huge win.
	This is how separated we are as a country.
	Both sides think this was a slam dunk and the other guy totally owned himself and is a coward.
	So Ethan's Twitter is all about what a coward Steven Crowder is.
	And Crowder's Twitter is all about what a doofus and how self-owned Ethan Klein is.
	So I think I got some of it here.
	That's the first one, right?
	So go to 1049.
	I don't think I've ever seen.
	This is only a little preview.
	I don't think I've ever seen a more perfect encapsulation of group thing.
	The CDC is like this whole governmental body.
	Just tell us what to do.
	You don't have to think about it, dude.
	Obviously, my point is that if you're so fucking stupid, then yeah, you should listen to the CDC, bro.
	You and I can talk about it.
	It is appointed to a man once to be invited on the show.
	And if you don't, you decline, and everyone now knows that you will.
	But I will never address you again.
	I bet this guy's going to do anything he can to avoid actually debating.
	I didn't want to make it too easy for you.
	Oh, okay.
	So I've prepared.
	I had no idea this was going to happen.
	Okay, wait a minute.
	We're just giving away the game.
	What is the CDC?
	The Council.
	Center for Disease Control.
	Center for Disease Control.
	Walking Dead.
	Yeah.
	When I was a kid, it was Computing Devices Canada.
	Yeah, you don't even have to think about it.
	So that was a stupid thing to say.
	And a normal man would get on and go, all right, it wasn't the smartest thing I've ever said.
	Fine, you got me.
	But to say, okay, I will debate and then not debate.
	That's a pussy move.
	But I know for a fact Crowder's been avoiding Sam forever because he doesn't want to give him the credibility and the attention.
	So I haven't watched this yet.
	Let's see how it goes.
	The time code there was 7-something.
	Yeah, 7.54.
	But in reverse, so I guess 7.54 from the end.
	Oh, I see.
	It was giving me weird readout stuff.
	Let's see.
	See, that's the caliber of guests Crowder gets.
	Oh, there it is.
	So maybe just show the ambush there.
	That was really gross, too.
	Beginning of this, so Crowder had, I think it's safe to say that his wife had a miscarriage.
	I think that cat's out of the bag.
	And she's pregnant with twins now.
	And Ethan starts before the ambush.
	He says, hey, I'm sorry to hear about your wife.
	That was really.
	Are you kidding?
	And Crowder's like, yeah, it was rough.
	We got through it, though.
	And we got kids coming now.
	And I have to like talk to him like he was a normal guy.
	Right, right.
	Which is like an extra layer of douche, scumbag, shithead.
	But anyway, let's check out the ambush.
	Go forward till you see Sam and then go back a bit.
	I didn't want to make it too easy for you.
	Oh, yeah, this is it.
	So I've prepared.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	All right.
	So what we were going to talk about is what we were going to talk about is, you know, the initial quote that happened.
	I think he's looking off there.
	The initial quote that kind of was turned into a little bit of a meme, which wasn't intentional, and was you saying you don't even have to think about it.
	So I guess Stephen doesn't see who he's talking to.
	He can see their majority report.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I think people should think about it.
	I believe...
	And we talked about this through playful ribbing and an aggregation of medical authorities and scientific voices to make an informed and rational decision.
	So where do you think that I'm wrong on that?
	Stephen, do you know that the Spartans are that they are like practice man love with children?
	Oh, geez.
	Okay, so this is what's going to happen.
	What did I tell you?
	He was going to do anything he could to avoid.
	Oh, oh, there he is.
	Oh, no.
	Sam Cedar.
	What a, whoa, what a nightmare.
	Thank you, Stephen.
	I had no idea this was going to happen.
	I thought Ethan was a stand-up guy.
	This is where we are.
	Yeah, Dave, Dave, remember I told you?
	I told you.
	I said, I guarantee you, he's going to do anything he can to avoid the debate.
	Oh, I just think he believes that he should debate you.
	No, no, he doesn't.
	He just takes advantage of women with mental health issues.
	Ethan Klein doesn't stand up and do his own fighting.
	I got to say, it's Cyprus.
	Let's bring on FM.
	That you would do anything to avoid talking to me.
	I think you're the podcast.
	Let's include Joe Rogan.
	Yeah, Joe Rogan and Vince.
	And Dave Rubin and Jordan Peterson and Noam Shomsky and Sam Harris.
	Everyone's been avoiding your audience.
	That's hilarious.
	Aren't those eyebrows irritating?
	There's little eyes.
	Oh, I don't know.
	Yeah, like, who?
	Little old mean?
	He's a permanent.
	It's like a Dr. Zeus thing.
	I don't think I can do that.
	I can only frown.
	Unfortunately, I can do that, but that's because I'm an impressionist.
	I'm just a sweet little guy who's confused.
	I can do it.
	I can't even close to do it.
	But it hurts.
	This is how I cry.
	That's a whole nother problem.
	About issues.
	It's about issues, yeah.
	That's what you're doing here.
	You're so clever.
	I had no idea that you were taking your show off early last time, coming in today with your pig pen peanuts eyes.
	I wish everything.
	You take those off for the velvety teon button.
	Your pig pen peanuts?
	I don't know.
	It sounded funny and it had a lot of glittering.
	Pig Pen peanuts eyes.
	That's a really good diss.
	And then he calls them Velure buttons.
	That's good.
	Pen peanuts eyes.
	I wish everything.
	You take those off with the velvety buttons.
	They're Just black eyes.
	Steven?
	I don't know.
	No one's worried.
	Come on, Sam.
	I didn't want to do it.
	Sam, come on.
	I'll tell you what.
	I have a general rule.
	This is a great way to do that.
	I don't start a debate base with people on a lie.
	And how about you sabotaging?
	How about you get to a 30th of the audience?
	Stephen, show me a call.
	A 30th of the audience.
	Ethan, you should.
	Okay, so scroll forward.
	Does this go anywhere?
	15 times more.
	You should ask him for it.
	Right.
	You've been begging for it for a long time.
	Everyone bigger than yourself.
	Yeah, he found it.
	He can't build an audience.
	And so what happens is he uploads 15 times more, has less than a 50th of the audience.
	Well, that's why he wants to debate you, is so he can build his Sam.
	Come on.
	Your audience cares that I only have a million subscribers and you have, what, six or seven thousand subscribers?
	Let me answer.
	Can I answer your question?
	Can I answer your question?
	Can I answer your question?
	Do you want me to answer your question?
	My audience would say, Sam, who.
	Just like Joe Rogan's audience and Ben Shapiro's and Dave Rubin.
	Now they all know who you are because you had to shoehorn yourself into another coward show.
	Into another show.
	So they never get to any debating.
	Why are we going to do that?
	Hold on a second.
	Hold on a second.
	This is another lie.
	This is another lie.
	Let me clarify, Sam.
	Let me clarify, Sam.
	The change my mind everyone knows on the show, right?
	We've had professors up in the world.
	This is what my show told me last week, Stephen.
	Because you're an idiot and half of your staff doesn't like you.
	Yes, it's because he's a diehard fan.
	Now he's like, oh.
	I had heard of you, but I just met you.
	Congratulations, Sam Cedars.
	Fan.
	Okay, so that's enough of that.
	And then David Pacman, he's the guy who says that I called his show trying to get him to be on, which is a ridiculous allegation.
	Call the number back.
	Don't you have the thing that shows the numbers?
	What's that called?
	Star RD.
	Can we lose this background, please?
	Like, you could be playing Animal House behind me, anything.
	From now on, I want the background to reflect what we're talking about.
	Sure, this is fine.
	But look at David Pachman's quote.
	And this sort of sums up, oh my God, I'm minutes into the Sam Cedar, blah, blah, blah.
	And so far, Crowder removed himself from being on screen and put some other dude on camera.
	Does it get even more insane?
	That's insane.
	Yeah, that is insane.
	Yeah.
	Life doesn't get more insane.
	I saw Ethan Klein.
	So I was in sort of the rabbit hole of all these people today and I saw Etha Klein had this woman on I hadn't heard of before.
	She is the most popular TikTok on TikTok.
	And it's just her being cute, which is starting to gross me out, guys.
	This idea that this is my favorite woman, unless you're 11 years old, you're a fucking pedophile.
	Look at this.
	That's it.
	The most viewed thing on TikTok.
	Wow.
	She's a superstar.
	She's a teenage, half-white, I think, Filipina.
	And her views, like she did this video, look at this last one.
	It's got 191 million views.
	And it's like this shitty pop song.
	But her whole thing is, I'm a cute little girl.
	And this is the infantilization of men.
	Look, these are all her things.
	This is not even how eight-year-olds act.
	It's how six-year-olds act.
	And I think this is Annie Mei.
	Yeah, that's the Ahiago face.
	Okay, you shouldn't know that as a 30-year-old.
	I am a Japanese man who's got his finger on the pulse.
	And when you stick a tongue out and you cross her eyes, that's the immistakable anime porn face.
	But it's also an emoji above her head.
	Yeah, but it precedes that in Japanese culture.
	That's a sexual face.
	So it's a sexual face.
	Yeah.
	I assume it's like I'm orgasming so hard that I'm like cross-eyed.
	Yeah, it's just like, oh, I'm a dumb retard idiot.
	Come girl.
	So that's revolting.
	Right.
	I think we have created pedophilia where there was none.
	It's the face twerking.
	We infantilize all these men.
	We bring them down into wrinkled teens until they're living the life of an eight-year-old, but with a boner and pubes.
	And the next thing you know, you're a perv.
	Like, you want to fuck this.
	This is a little girl.
	Now, she's old enough to have sex, and I'm not going to say she's not allowed to have a boyfriend, but as we said in a previous episode, isn't it kind of weird when someone's girlfriend looks exactly like a 10-year-old girl?
	No matter how legal it is?
	Like, this is nauseating.
	I don't know.
	Why do you like this?
	So Ethan Klein just had her on.
	That's why this is more of his take.
	Just go to Ethan Klein just had her on.
	It's the one before this.
	No, no, it's the one before the last link.
	I didn't number them today.
	What is happening to our society?
	To our men?
	You know what's supposed to lust.
	When I was a kid, all the women we lusted were 30.
	What's going on?
	Unfortunate is that that link that Ethan had her on is that one.
	Her most liked TikTok.
	So let me just search this.
	Oh, really?
	Yep.
	Huh.
	Interview.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	We'll get in there.
	It's...
	When I was a kid, we were attracted to 30-year-old woman like Raquel Welch, which was weird in another way.
	But this is fucked up.
	All she talks about this entire time is the abuse she suffered.
	So now it's even worse.
	Now we have this 19-year-old who acts like a 10-year-old, who 20-year-old men jerk off looking at.
	And she's also the victim of pedophilia.
	You grew up in the Philippines.
	Yeah.
	And then at what...
	So first of all, what was growing up in the Philippines like for you?
	It was very different because I grew up in the farm and I took care of like farm animals: goats, sheeps, cows.
	We had plenty and chickens.
	Okay, jump ahead.
	She gets into a lot of dogs.
	Horrible abuse stuff.
	It was like in the slums.
	Like we were very poor.
	So yeah.
	So you live with, you grew up kind of in a poor, especially poor place.
	This is his speed, Ethan Clinton.
	Right?
	That was really easy as well because he was in the middle of the day.
	Speaking of the fall of man and the decay of our society, check out this video.
	This is the most well-paid sex worker in America.
	I think she made $1.3 million last year.
	She is.
	Oh, no, that's a Bella Thorne video.
	Right?
	No, that's Bella Porch.
	Bella Porch.
	That's the girl we just saw.
	So the link I just had isn't the high.
	That's not the highest paid whore in America?
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	I fucked up.
	Wait, that could be acting like you videos.
	Right above the link above feminism.
	Oh, sorry.
	Yep, here.
	Oh, for fuck's sakes, Ryan.
	People think it's supposed to be what?
	Some six foot tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl with big old booby implants.
	That's what it should be.
	Like the most successful sex worker in America.
	They don't expect a four-foot APT redhead.
	Like, that's not the image that anybody has.
	A five-foot-tall redhead.
	My name is Alice Little.
	I am the most successful legal sex worker in the United States.
	Prior to the COVID closure, I had booked $1.2 million, which was impressive, but it more so speaks to the fact that this is a valid career.
	No.
	It's not a valid career.
	Let me tell you what happened, my dear.
	You were raped by your father, maybe your uncle, maybe your stepbrother.
	And it was so horrific being regularly molested slash raped like that that you developed the ability to turn off your brain and lie underneath a man and feel nothing.
	So you developed this survival skill, the most unimaginably horrific survival skill you could possibly think of, but you developed it.
	And now you can have sex with anyone because you basically cut off your body from the waist down.
	That's the first horrible part of this.
	That's what makes you able to be a prostitute.
	The second most horrible part is you look like a little kid.
	And the fact that you're really popular makes me want to puke.
	And the fact that you ignore that and actually play it up and play this rinky-dinky little kid just like that other girl with the, hmm, huh?
	Is nauseating.
	So there's like five things wrong with this.
	And it's everything that's wrong with Western society.
	The beauty of Clown World is you can just sort of dip your toe in anywhere to measure, to get a good metric of how bad things are.
	So pin up girls who are men attracted to.
	That's an interesting thing.
	Let's look at that.
	Oh my God.
	They're all infants.
	We have bastardized sexuality to the point where these infantilized incels are jerking off to little girls.
	That's not like something that's in you and you let it out.
	This is something that was put in you and now you're a disgusting fucking pedophile.
	This is ideal, by the way, Ryan.
	I'm talking about a thing and then it's playing behind me and then we can cut to it.
	Okay, so this is a chat she's doing with her fans as they book sleepovers.
	Coffee with Alice.
	Turn it up.
	Special announcements.
	Hi.
	I'm at the chicken ranch.
	Come and see me.
	I would absolutely love to spend time with you all.
	And well, I'm really looking forward to getting to see some of you and hug some of you and do other things with some of you.
	But well, we're going to keep it PG-13 so YouTube doesn't kick me off.
	Right team?
	Right team.
	All right.
	PG-13 seems like a little code there.
	Jared, have I done an overnight or do I do overnights with guests?
	You just dox Jared.
	She comes across as a robot or an alien that is very happy to be on Earth and talking to Earthlings.
	And she loves it here on Earth.
	She wants never to go back to Zygar.
	And she's the most highly developed android we've ever created.
	She even has emotions.
	I feel like every time you say alien life, you use Zygar.
	Is that your go-to, like fake alien?
	You sure it's not Zarth?
	I've heard Zygar before from you.
	Zoe Z's.
	Outer space is huge on the letter Z. Yeah, the end of the alphabet.
	X's Z's.
	And that's even Superman.
	Remember Zod?
	Bow down and pray to Zod?
	Kneel before Zod.
	So, we replaced Christian culture with pop culture and degradation.
	And that's one thing that, what the fuck?
	Oh, you brought up Superman.
	That was fast.
	No, no, no.
	This is.
	No.
	What is this?
	Mighty Python.
	Oh.
	And the Holy Grail.
	You've destroyed the patriarchy, smashed capitalism, killed everyone.
	And you go, okay, I presume you're going to replace it with something better.
	No, you've replaced it with decadence and disgusting behavior.
	And the state likes that because the more chaos there is, the more garbage there is everywhere, the more filth and pedophilia and OnlyFans and prostitution, the more they can control us.
	When we get a community together and we congregate, we end up doing things like kicking out the British, having revolutions.
	And Archer Palowski knows this more than anyone else because he was there in 1981 with La Palenza and the Solidarity Movement.
	They rose up against the communists and they liberated themselves from Poland.
	So he comes to Canada and he goes, you know, through Christ, we could liberate the entire Western world.
	And that's when he becomes persona non grata.
	This is why John and Max and Mercedes are in prison because they're MAGA.
	This is why I have feds at my gym and feds at my bar constantly trying to get me deported or get me arrested or fuck with my life because we represent the people and we want to save this country from this disgusting decadence like we've been watching for the past fucking half hour.
	So our tour, you remember him recent, the most recent thing with him, with second most recent thing, was him getting pulled over on the highway.
	You can shop at Costco, you can shop at Walmart, you can't go to his church, you can go to liquor stores, you can go to the Bunny Ranch, you can go to OnlyFans, you can jerk off to porn, but you can't go to church and talk to your fellow community members about possibly running our own society and taking care of our own lives.
	And do you have the footage of him getting busted on the highway?
	Yeah.
	So after seeing that, some Americans said, let's get him down here because he represents the power of Christianity, the power of the people.
	Let's get him down here on a speaking tour.
	So he was just in New York.
	His wife is taking over the church back in Calgary, Alberta.
	She's a wonderful ballsy fighter.
	I talked to him when he was in New York about this, and I was saying, because my wife doesn't like conflict.
	And I was like, does your wife have a nervous breakdown?
	She's telling you to stop this all the time?
	I always say, behind every great man is a great woman shitting her pants and saying, why did you do this to us?
	And he goes, no, she's very, she's Polish too.
	So she's very sort of not apathetic, but stoic about it.
	And he was just, he said after the church thing, he goes, I think that they're going to arrest me at some point.
	And she's eating her cornflakes.
	She's like, oh, yes, definitely.
	You're going to be arrested within the next few days.
	And he goes, oh, thanks.
	And she goes, sorry, it's just a fact.
	It's unavoidable.
	There's nothing you can do about it.
	So you will plow forward and we will keep fighting.
	And I'll run the church.
	And when you are in jail, we'll try to get you out.
	And she was right.
	And that's him getting arrested there.
	They threw him in jail for three days.
	But since he's gotten out, he's gone on this speaking tour.
	It's a smashing success.
	Have you got the link for that?
	What is it?
	FEC?
	I believe it's FEC United.
	Yeah, you can find him if he's in a town near you.
	This new lighting really shows the waves of my hair.
	I'm going to have to have a do-rag to get the kink out.
	And I know my hair looks very greasy here.
	That's because it is.
	Grease is good.
	How you doing there?
	Pretty good.
	Ideally, when you type it, it auto-fills.
	We've already talked about this.
	There we go.
	What's the actual URL, though, so people can go there?
	FECUnited.com.
	That's Frederick Edward CarolineUnited.com.
	And just click on events.
	Upcoming events.
	Go down.
	So what do we got?
	June.
	Pastor Archer Polowski, June 13th.
	So we've got June 22nd.
	He just did.
	In Scottsdale, go down.
	California.
	So Marietta, California.
	He's there June 23rd, June 24th.
	So he's all over California.
	Late June.
	San Jose, catch him there.
	Look at this.
	He's tearing it up.
	Then he's off to Ohio, Elmhurst.
	Illinois.
	Brilliant speaker.
	He was the guy, remember, saying, Nazis, fascists, get out!
	Get out!
	Remember that?
	Oh, yeah.
	We had that on the show a million years ago.
	Anyway, can you pull him up?
	Is he around?
	Yes, I will pull him up.
	Let's say hi.
	Artur.
	Pastor, are you there, sir?
	Yes.
	How are you doing now?
	You're on an American tour?
	Yes, I am.
	I am greatly humbled, excited.
	I don't think I've ever seen so many lions in one place than in the United States of America.
	I mean, it's incredible.
	You know, with those types of people, Savannah would be ours.
	Well, it's funny you say that because here in America, we were watching you fight over in Alberta and watching Montrealers fight and people fighting in Toronto to oppose the pandemic.
	And I was sort of worried about America.
	I thought Canada seems to be having bigger balls than America does.
	Well, and that's why we need each other, right?
	That's the beauty about coming together.
	We get the courage from each other because courage is contagious.
	It's like a wildfire when you hang around with the light type of people, when you come together surrounded by people that want to do something, not just talk, that they think alike, that they are pushing towards the same goals,
	which ultimately right now, the goal is freedom.
	We can do this together.
	You got to remember, I am a Polish immigrant.
	I grew up behind the Iron Curtain under the boots of the Soviets.
	And I did see the power of the solidarity movement in 1981 when all those people came together, realizing, wait a second, there is 50,000 of communists, but it's 36 millions of us.
	Why are we their slaves?
	Why are we submitting?
	The moment they decided, okay, enough, it's enough, they took it to the streets.
	And we know the history.
	We know how that story ended.
	Polish people became the best democracy on earth.
	Yeah, see, that's the problem with letting the people win.
	Once they win once, they realize how easy it is and they get into the habit of winning, which it seems like you're in the center of right now.
	Pastor, I got to ask you, how do you answer this question?
	Why was Costco and Walmart available, open for business throughout the entire pandemic?
	And why were you not allowed to preach at your church?
	Oh, the answer is very simple, actually.
	For a Polish immigrant, I understand exactly what is going on because I grew up under the Soviet Communistic Party, which used, listen to this, they used identical, identical scenarios.
	It looks like they're flipping the pages from the same book.
	Why the churches were shut down?
	Because in the churches, the freedom starts.
	When the people are coming together, why now?
	Social distancing, why they're pushing social distancing, physical distancing, why they're telling you and me, do not come, do not associate yourself, keep your distance, don't have family at dinners,
	and you can go shopping because they don't want people to start talking.
	When the people meet, there is an exchange of information.
	People start to talk to each other.
	Say, hey, did you see this?
	Oh, here I have the proof for that.
	And that's why during the Soviet era, even if you were listening to European radio, you could go to jail for five years.
	If you were caught with a pamphlet that was not approved by the Communistic Party, you could go to jail.
	You would be tortured.
	You would be harassed.
	You would be arrested.
	You would be thrown in prison because this whole fight has always been about the same thing.
	It's about the truth.
	Truth is like a pillar.
	Pillar that stands in the middle and doesn't need any more support.
	But the lie, the lie needs misinformation, disinformation, more lies, terror, fear.
	The lie cannot stand on its own.
	That's why those people are bringing tyranny.
	This is a medical tyranny.
	This is a mixture of communism, fascism, socialism, hybrid, if you will, taking over the entire country.
	This is not an attack just on, you know, just in Europe, just, you know, in one part of the world.
	This is a globalistic agenda.
	When people come together in those surroundings, like in clubs, bars, restaurants, houses, churches, they can talk, they can organize, they can do something.
	They feel emboldened to go like a pride of lions coming together.
	However, Walmart, there is no place over there really to congregate.
	You are to buy your necessities of life and off you go to a liquor store.
	There's no community.
	They want to subdue the society, give them alcohol, give them sex, give them marijuana, give them necessities of life and send them home.
	So for me, it's very simple.
	They are just repeating the same history.
	Now, in your community, in your area in Alberta, there, were they as hard on mosques and temples and synagogues as they were on Christian churches?
	No, because Islam is part of their chaos.
	So you got to remember, they have a saying, and in their saying, this is their quote, if from out of chaos, their order will come.
	So Islam is a perfect ideology to bring chaos and disorder.
	They want that.
	They want people pillaging.
	They want the BLM.
	They want Antifa.
	The police is not arresting them.
	The police is protecting them.
	And the same with the mosques.
	The mosques are open through all of this time.
	Listen to this.
	Not one single Muslim so far got the COVID ticket.
	Not one Imam got COVID ticket.
	Not one Imam was arrested.
	Just two days after we were released with my brother from prison, where we were tortured by the police.
	We were shafted on a wall.
	They put chains on our legs.
	They deprived us from sleep for three days and two nights.
	And if that's not torture, I don't know what it is.
	We were forced to sleep in concrete.
	Stalin would do exactly that in Czechoslovakia before it was Czechoslovakia.
	He would keep them up for three days and they would end up confessing to whatever crimes he wanted.
	It's a Stalinist tactic.
	Yes, and it has been used throughout history.
	Every totalitarian government is using it.
	The Soviets did it.
	The Germans, the Gestapo.
	You know, why do you think I call them Gestapo and Nazis and fascists and communists?
	Because they started to act like those boys from the past.
	They are the brown shirts of Adolf Hitler.
	You got to remember, Adolf Hitler was democratically elected.
	Everything he did, according to him, was lawful.
	And he used the brown shirts to beat up every opposition.
	He used the Gestapo.
	He used the SS.
	He used the armed forces of his party to subdue the rest of the society.
	So history is being repeated as we speak right now.
	They're using identical tactics and they want chaos.
	So again, two days after I was arrested with my brother David, the Imam called their people to come.
	So 2,000 Muslims came during the rally.
	I saw it with my own eyes.
	Thousands of people, Imam speaking, no masks, no physical distancing, thousands of them.
	Only 15 people are allowed to be outdoors.
	No police, no AHS, no violence, no tickets, no arrests.
	Meanwhile, they built a fence around your entire church like you were farm cattle.
	Yeah, they did that outside of Pastor Coat's James Church in Edmonton.
	Oh, right.
	They fenced, they put three churches.
	What they've done to my friend Tim Stevens, that's another pastor, which is right now still in prison.
	In prison, they locked the doors.
	They've locked, they changed the locks illegally.
	Everything they're doing right now, you gotta remember, we have a Charter of Rights and Freedoms where it says Various Canada acknowledges the supremacy of God and the rule of law.
	Everything they're doing right now is illegal, but they are doing it.
	They've changed, they've broken into a private property, they changed the locks, and they've told that guy and his congregation, if they come back, if they will break their law to their own property, all of them will be arrested.
	So they were locked out of the church, and they did the church outside, and the helicopter was looking for them.
	And the next day, the guy was arrested in front of his eight children and is still in prison as we speak right now.
	Political opponents, Maxime Bernier, he is the leader of the People's Party in Canada, the biggest party right now that has a chance to take over the government.
	He was a cabinet minister during the conservative era.
	He was arrested because he was on the way to speak at the rally.
	My friend, Kevin J. Johnston, he's running to be a mayor to replace this homosexual Muslim mayor that is hunting Christians, Nahed Ninshi.
	He is running to be a mayor.
	He's still in prison for over a month.
	You know his crime?
	He went to a freedom rally and he was not wearing a mask.
	Unbelievable.
	I mean, here in New York, we had 200,000 people talking about the importance of trans lives.
	Zero arrests, zero masks, zero anything, and they get away with it.
	But when the community that's forming could go against the government, that's when they seem to care.
	Like, you got pulled over on the highway, right?
	Pull that up.
	That's right.
	That's a Pastor Stevens.
	I know, a very wonderful man, a nice Canadian.
	People say, you know, Art, you're too aggressive.
	You use your words, you know, so aggressively.
	And I'm thinking to myself, look, they're not doing this just to me.
	You can blame me that I'm a fired up Polish immigrant, and I am upset.
	And I call evil when I see evil.
	And those people are evil, wicked rulers right now, want to be tyrants, the pharaohs of the land.
	So I'll call them Gestapo and fascist.
	But this pastor Tim, the nicest man you ever met, eight kids, a very gentleman, he was arrested and still in prison.
	I was arrested with my brother David in the middle of a busy highway.
	Listen to this, by anti-terrorists.
	The SWAT team arrested me.
	Why?
	Because I am so violent and I have so many charges for assault.
	No, I've never been charged for assault.
	I have never been charged for being violent.
	We're peaceful people.
	Yes, I use my tongue.
	That's my sword.
	That's my gun.
	I speak.
	I preach.
	I use my tongue to fight the tyrants.
	But I was taken by anti-terrorists.
	Can you imagine the massive force of people to come and take down?
	And you know what the police officer said to me?
	He says, I'll charge you with resisting arrest.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	You know, I saw this Christian Baker a long time ago, and he had lost his whole business and been persecuted for not baking the cake.
	And he said, I like this.
	He said, this is God testing me.
	He's testing my faith.
	And I'm happy to show him how devoted I am.
	And he wasn't remotely discouraged.
	Do you get like that?
	Do you have the same sort of lion heart?
	Or do you sometimes you go, I want to just quit.
	This is too much.
	I mean, your wife must be complaining.
	Yeah, of course we have all kinds of different thoughts under pressure.
	But no, I'm actually excited.
	Like, listen to this.
	They have given me the biggest pulpit a preacher, a pastor could imagine.
	I preach to millions of people as we speak right now.
	I have open doors left and right.
	I got hundreds of invitations all over the world to go and preach my message, which is a message of love, a message of forgiveness, a message of truth, a message of freedom.
	Without Jesus Christ, you cannot be free.
	They have given me the ability to deliver that message.
	Yes, the body sometimes is broken.
	When I was there, I would be a liar if I would tell you I enjoyed being on the concrete floor.
	No, I did not.
	Every bone was hurting after a while.
	I did not enjoy it when the police shoved me on the wall and said to me, are we going to have a problem with you?
	I was not enjoying when they confiscated my belongings and they threw it into the garbage bin in front of me and there was nothing I can do about it.
	I will be a liar if I would tell you I enjoyed walking in chains on my legs like a little duck moving.
	No, that was not comfortable.
	However, however, the church grows by the blood of the martyrs.
	We are the seed.
	Whatever they push, whatever they do to us expands.
	Look, I'm preaching right now.
	This was a packed meeting and I got standing ovation so many times.
	It was very humbling.
	This is in Denver, Colorado.
	You know, I'm preaching.
	I was preaching in Manhattan.
	Can you imagine a little guy like me from Canada, Alberta, Calgary, preaching in Manhattan, New York City?
	I had a meeting with the General Flynn.
	I had a meeting with advisors to Donald Trump.
	I've heard that Donald Trump sent a tweet saying that he would like to meet with me.
	I will have a meeting with governors of a number of states.
	I mean, a little guy like me just wants to be a preacher.
	I said to the authorities, leave me be.
	I just want to feed the poor.
	I just want to preach the gospel of salvation.
	Let me do my job.
	You have your job.
	Do your job.
	Let me do mine.
	But they refuse.
	So now I'm enjoying the ride.
	I am very grateful to what God is doing and I will not stop.
	You see, we have a saying in our ministry.
	Winners never quit.
	Quitters never win.
	I am a winner.
	I am a son of the living God and I'm destined to win.
	You know what gives me courage?
	I've read the end of the book, the Bible.
	I know we win in the end.
	So true.
	Well, you won in Poland and you're winning here.
	And congratulations for it.
	You're an inspiration, Pastor.
	Thank you so much.
	If people want to come and follow our story, FEC United, that's where we are posting the staff about the tour.
	I'm preaching right now, speaking, telling the story about what happened tonight in Arizona.
	And then we are moving to California.
	I got a number of speaking engagements in California as we speak right now.
	And then I got invited all over this great, amazing country.
	Joe is putting this together.
	Joe Altman, the man that broke the Dominion machines.
	I'm sure you're familiar with that.
	I'm meeting so many amazing people, so many amazing lions.
	I'm so excited.
	And I'm telling you, I plan to stay here for a little bit longer.
	That's fantastic.
	All right.
	Thanks for coming on.
	Thank you very much.
	God bless.
	And may God keep America glorious and free, just like he wants to do with Canada.
	Be blessed.
	Cheers.
	See what I'm doing here?
	I'm toying with you.
	I'm toying with your emotions.
	I show you all this disgusting pedophile crap and people being banned from our own platform, our own contributors being banned from our own platform for violating free speech laws.
	And you get disheartened, especially when you see that poor little girl who's the most successful prostitute sleeping with different men every night, dressed as a child.
	And then you see the power of God, the power of Christ, and the power of the people getting together.
	And you realize, it all starts with a small community.
	It all starts with my neighborhood block.
	And then we slowly build from that.
	And the next thing you know, we have a revolution.
	Poland defeated communism.
	And now it's.
	I mean, there's what?
	Who has balls in Europe right now?
	Poland, Hungary.
	Italy is putting up a pretty good fight, right?
	Brazil?
	That's not in Europe, but there's a handful of countries out there.
	It just takes one Trump per country.
	And I think we might have it in Ron DeSantis in 2024.
	But Peto Joe is obsessed with racism and race.
	And I thought I'd like to break down all the races in America with a green screen.
	Can we talk about the five groups there are in America, Ryan?
	Are you ready for this?
	Of course.
	All right, let's do it.
	Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the five types of people in the world, the five races in America.
	There are only five, and almost all of them are white.
	I'm sick of pretending that America is racist, and we don't like anyone who isn't this.
	Actually, I'm probably the most unpopular person in America, so I don't understand this whole...
	Holy shit, I never thought of that.
	The narrative is that everyone hates anyone that doesn't look like me, but mostly if you read the media stuff, the average white male, middle-class, normal guy is the worst guy in America.
	President Biden, my pet Biden, was just on TV saying that the two biggest problems in America are white supremacy and systemic racism.
	I don't know how we, those are two things.
	Aren't those the same thing?
	But systemic racism implies a Lebanese person can't get a job or a Japanese Puerto Rican is not invited.
	The only thing that Ryan Rivera, Katsu Rivera is not invited to is a Klan rally.
	And no one goes to those.
	What are we talking about here?
	So everyone's white.
	Almost.
	Kamala Harris, like what's not white about her?
	Her skin tone, was she not invited to a dinner party at some point?
	No.
	Obama, he's white.
	Everyone is fucking white.
	Okay.
	Now, there is a group who can complain, and we'll get to them at the end.
	But let's just start out with whites.
	I was at, we had our security system installed for the office.
	And one of our tech guys, our main tech guy, is an Indian, an Aboriginal, a Biloxi something.
	He's got some stupid tribal name I wasn't familiar with.
	And then there was Ryan, the half Puerto Rican, and they were both very late.
	And I was saying to the guy joking around as Ryan showed up, I go, don't work with these people.
	You don't want to work with Indians or Puerto Ricans.
	You want to work with white guys like you.
	Like, what are you, Italian American?
	He goes, I'm not white, actually.
	And I went, oh, he has blue eyes.
	And he goes, I'm Native American.
	And I go, no, you're not.
	And he goes, yeah, I am.
	I'm whatever the fuck it was, Cherokee or something.
	And he says, yeah, look, like, look at our tone.
	Look at our tone.
	And he puts his arm next to mine, the same exact arm.
	His was slightly less hairy.
	And I go, what percentage are you Native American?
	He goes, 4%.
	I mean, not very much.
	I wish it was more.
	I wish it was more.
	You're white.
	Now, the argument I have for him being white is the same as Kamala and Obama.
	You know, they grew up white.
	Everything about their background is white.
	They don't know that when you go to the bodega in the hood and you order chicken, you get it with salt and pepper and ketchup.
	They don't know that because they don't know the culture.
	Now, there's other cultures like Jews that are white and slightly different, but that's like Amish and other stuff.
	Kamala Harris, Lebanese guys, Amish.
	Anyway, I'm going to get all into this, but let's start with number one.
	Whites.
	All right?
	1A, normal whites.
	Everyone hates these people.
	Have you got the video, Ryan, pulled up for 1A?
	Everyone hates these people.
	They're known as the worst.
	Look, they bump their heads and stuff.
	This is the systemic racism that Biden was talking about.
	This guy, she's evil.
	He's evil.
	He sucks.
	I have known these people all my life.
	They seem pretty cool.
	They've invented almost everything.
	And they're the least racist people I've ever met, which is odd, because they're known as the most racist people in the world.
	In fact, what's her name?
	Robin O'Meade, whatever her name is there, the chick who writes all those racist books about white fragility.
	What's her name again?
	Robin Taylor?
	Anyway.
	She's like, yeah, yeah, I know they don't seem racist, but they are.
	Like them, the way they play basketball there is racist.
	That paint is racist.
	They find out racist shit about you.
	Robin D'Angelo?
	Yeah, that's it.
	The other type of main whites are 1B.
	Those are called rednecks.
	Now, everyone hates them as much as the white people I just showed you now.
	The difference is that these white people don't give a shit, which makes them much more admirable in my books.
	Yeah, these guys.
	So they're despised.
	They're actually despised by the first group of whites.
	There's a lot of, what you're going to see in all of this is a lot of self-hating.
	A lot of self-hatred.
	So these awesome whites don't give a shit.
	Now we get into white.
	The rest of these categories of whites, by the way, are whites that aren't hated.
	And they tend to not look as white as the original whites.
	I call these the whites with privilege.
	And let's start with 1C, the Jews.
	Now, there's two types of Jews.
	There's the ginos, who are Jews in name only, and they tend to be secular.
	They're kind of things like female rabbis, and they don't, you know, obey the Sabbath and all that stuff.
	They follow some of the traditions.
	They use it mostly to fraternize.
	They go to temple to meet people and stuff.
	And they do Hanukkah, but they also do Christmas.
	And they're like, sometimes the mom won't even be Jewish.
	And they're like, we're Jewish.
	No, you're not.
	You're fucking phony.
	You're just using it as a thing.
	And they also tend to be disproportionately represented in this sort of America self-hating media and liberals.
	A lot of liberals in this group.
	This leads to a lot of anti-Semitism because they go, Jews are trying to destroy us.
	And to that, I say, no, dudes, it's elite whites.
	Elite, rich, overeducated Catholics, Christians, they're all into the self-hating.
	They're all into voting for Biden.
	They're all into systemic racism and white supremacy and how evil it is.
	It's just that ginos are disproportionately represented in the white elites because they tend to be, they have higher IQs.
	They're more educated.
	They're smarter.
	That's a cultural thing that's gone on for generations.
	And eventually you do things for generations and generations and it becomes a genetic trait.
	And then, of course, the other kinds of Jews are the real Jews or Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews.
	They're the ones with the yarmulke's on.
	And they're the exact same as the cool whites at the top.
	1D.
	And they don't self-hate and they love Trump.
	And if you see a Yarmulka on, you're usually in safe company, in good company.
	1D.
	This category I'm using for just all of them.
	Lebanese, immigrants, Indians like Dr. Shiva.
	What is non-white about this?
	I was wrong about the Caucasus Mountains, but like, what is so Indian about Dr. Shiva?
	He has Djibouti every couple weeks.
	So do I. So the color of his skin, like the reason I'm doing this whole setup here, this whole green screen is the impetus is he's hated for the color of his skin.
	That's a lie.
	A fucking handful of Klansmen might dislike this guy.
	They also dislike me.
	They dislike Germans.
	They dislike Spaniards.
	That is statistically irrelevant.
	As far as reality goes, and when I say reality, I'm talking about like 95% of the population.
	This guy is just a white guy.
	So drop it.
	The other type of whites there are that experience white privilege are, by the way, Dr. Shiva doesn't experience much white privilege because he dares to fraternize with the right and talk about how important free speech is.
	So if he has a talk in Boston, hundreds of thousands of people show up and march against hate, which is the exact same as having a march against gargamel from the Smurse.
	They were marching against a mythical thing.
	White Hispanics.
	This is my favorite white Hispanic, Guillermo del Toro.
	His nanny wiped his ass his whole life.
	He's never done his own laundry.
	He's never taken out the garbage.
	Please tell me what is non-white about this guy.
	This guy personifies my argument, really.
	And all he talks about is how he feels less than, right?
	And I think in Central America, there are the sort of little people that are closely related to the Aztecs.
	This guy's a conquistador.
	He's Spanish.
	He's speaking a European language.
	Can you we tune into what he's saying right now?
	Here, hola, Guillermo, how you doing?
	We talked before about all your intentions with the movie and everything.
	Okay, forget it.
	There's one part in that 10-hour diatribe where he talks about this goes out to the people who feel less than, who feel, dude, you conquered those people.
	You're Spanish, you speak a European language.
	You came to Central America, killed all the Indians, the Native Americans.
	Their DNA is very similar to the Cherokees and the Apaches up here.
	And then you're standing, literally standing on a pulpit talking about oppression.
	You're the oppressor, you rich cunt.
	And you're white.
	More important.
	White Asians.
	These are people who are whites, who think that they have a totally different lifestyle than us.
	You'll notice, by the way, when these guys are talking about their culture and how different they are, it's food.
	And we eat Chinese food too.
	So it's that they eat more Chinese food than us.
	Not exactly chop suey, not exactly kung fu town here.
	You're just a white dude with less or more, I forget which one it is, epicenthic folds than I have.
	Probably not as good of a driver as I am.
	I don't know why that is.
	Chinese driver, no surviva.
	Aquafina goes from not hot to hot at the drop of a hat.
	I never really figured her out.
	But anyway, and you'll also notice that when Asians, Americans who are just white people, are talking about how their culture and how different they are, if it's not food, it's my mom.
	My mom's really strict.
	My mom's uptight.
	My mom would hit me with a shoe or some other thing.
	Yeah, that's not your culture.
	That's your mom's culture.
	And I get to her on the list.
	She is not white.
	Fobs are not white.
	But born here, no accent, they are white.
	Why'd you stop showing that as B-roll?
	I wasn't sure I was done there.
	Oh yeah, another thing about them is they actually don't experience white privilege.
	I think I may have to take them off the white privilege list.
	Because although everyone loves them and they do very well financially, I think they make twice the average American salary.
	I think the average Chinese, sorry, Asian American salary is 100 grand, which is twice the average, which is 50.
	So in that sense, it's white privilege, right?
	They get all the benefits of being...
	No one grabs their purse when an Asian man walks in the elevator.
	But they are punished for their high IQs.
	They have higher IQs than whites, I'm afraid, when they go to college.
	And not just college.
	Asians are punished at these proficient high schools, these gifted programs.
	They get penalized.
	Their scores are brought down 100 points, and black scores are brought up 100 points.
	So in that sense, they are victims of racism, but it's a very strange kind of racism where they're handicapped for being too smart.
	And by the way, the rationale with that, if you talk to someone at Harvard or McGill University, they'll say, well, we don't want the whole school being all Asian.
	That would be not a good diverse university experience.
	I don't give a shit.
	If my kid is going to MIT and he's the only white, in my case, white Indian, kid at MIT, fine.
	Who fucked, like, why are you so insistent on that?
	That every area has to be the same?
	Aren't you annoyed that so many welders are men?
	Do we have to fix that problem?
	If every Ivy League university in America was 98% Asian American, I wouldn't lose one iota of sleep.
	I don't give a shit.
	And fuck you for trying to eradicate that possibility.
	1G, we have white blacks.
	I talked about earlier.
	No one cares if Denzel Washington moves into their neighborhood.
	If his kids go to their school, they pee their pants with excitement.
	Kamala Harris, look at her there, I'm not sure where to stand.
	Kamala Harris, her father came from plantation slave owners in Jamaica.
	Her black father, her mother was a very successful Indian oncologist.
	Her formative years were spent in Montreal, Canada.
	No one has ever turned their nose up at Kamala Harris because she is quote unquote brown.
	God, I hate that fucking term.
	She's white.
	This is a white woman.
	Culturally, her mother probably has an accent and has a bindy.
	Her mother has, you might be able to argue her mother's a different race, but not really.
	But Kamala Harris, our first female black VP, our first black VP, no, she's white.
	And this, what's his name?
	Ali Alexander would talk about that when he'd say, he'd bring up cultural things that she knows nothing about.
	So in a way, she's in blackface when she gets up there and she talks about the black experience.
	And she lied and said, oh, I was listening to Tupac and Eminem when I was in college.
	No, you weren't.
	They were 17 at the time, you stupid lying bitch.
	So she's co-opting black culture and making it her own to impress people like that.
	Shit chests.
	Boomer angry woman liberals.
	They love that shit.
	They don't actually like real blacks.
	They like these kind of blacks, white blacks, which are 1G.
	Or here's another example of a white black.
	Remember this guy?
	This is white privilege.
	This guy is a very popular.
	It's the same category, dude.
	The Daily Beast Link.
	This guy is a very successful black actor.
	He's the guy in blackish.
	He kind of represents white blacks in general.
	And that's kind of the joke of blackish, that these blacks don't seem very black.
	And they're not.
	They're white.
	Look at his weird mouth just showing his lower teeth.
	That's kind of like a Stegosaurus, I think, does that?
	Blackish star Anthony Anderson's disturbing history of sexual assault allegations.
	You'd think this would cancel him, and it would if it was me.
	Actually, I'm already canceled.
	It would if it was.
	Michael Sarah.
	But this guy just keeps grabbing asses, honking boobs, tuning in Tokyo and getting away with it.
	It's because of white privilege.
	He's a white dude.
	But one thing interesting, though, about blacks is whether they're white or ghetto black, real black, blackety black, they all have the same politics.
	They're all woke.
	They all like the same rap music.
	It's a very monolithic culture.
	And you go, oh yeah, what about all the conservative blacks?
	Conservative blacks don't exist to any statistical degree.
	I know them all.
	And it's about 40 guys.
	Over 99% of blacks voted for Obama when he was running.
	So it's a very woke culture.
	And it's funny that even like the most upper class black person still totally identifies with ghetto black culture and can hang out with them, change his accent a bit and blend in.
	You don't really see that with other groups.
	Like you don't see upper class Indians hanging out with the untouchables or you don't see like super upper class Monaco wearing Tucker Carlson wasps hanging out with you know rednecks although Tucker does hunt with rednecks.
	But you know what I mean?
	Like you don't see a Harvard grad khaki shorts wearing guy at a monster truck rally blending in at all.
	He would be totally uncomfortable there.
	Not with blacks.
	That's kind of a little side tangent, interesting thing.
	We're now at the second race.
	This has all been whites.
	This whole talk has been white people.
	The second race in America is Native Americans.
	My mom's mom's 100%.
	My wife is white.
	My kids are 25%.
	They're white.
	They have Indian middle names and they can get free college.
	They get checks from the casino.
	But I don't know what is Indian about them.
	Like they've been to maybe two powwows their entire lives.
	I want to get them more involved in that stuff.
	I think it's interesting, just like I want them to, you know, go to the Highland Games and experience Rabbi Burns night and all that stuff.
	But it's not easy to do.
	Because what's interesting about this race is that they're either white, like my wife and kids, or they've separated themselves from the country and they're on the res.
	And when you look at like this account, Res Memes, or you look at NDN Twitter, hashtag NDN, you realize that like the entire sense of humor, the culture is just totally different from the rest of the country.
	So it's hard to talk about the racism they endure.
	By the way, it's very easy to talk about the racism they did injure.
	You want to go back to as early as the 1930s and 40s, you're going to see horrible, disgusting treatment of the Indians.
	As Pat Buchanan says, our treatment of the Indians is not the type of behavior from whom one would expect followed the Sermon on the Mount or saw it as divine command.
	So no one's defending that.
	But as far as this race going today, they've basically separated themselves from the American conversation and self-segregated.
	So it's hard to talk about how horrible they're treated when they're not on the island anymore.
	Like turn that up.
	I bet we won't get this joke.
	Holy shit.
	You're joking.
	I don't mean it.
	Well, that's not a joke.
	You act like this whenever you're not fucking pregnant.
	You can fix that.
	When I first met you, you were fucking eight months pregnant.
	You didn't act like this.
	Everything was fine.
	Everything was good.
	Who needs gameboarding?
	Your friends like this?
	This is why we broke up.
	Alright, then we break up.
	You get fucking pregnant.
	You come back.
	Everything's good again.
	And now, you're not pregnant.
	And you take it off, turn a goddamn alcoholic.
	Looking leaving me with those kids.
	And now I don't even fucking see you anymore.
	You have to knock.
	You have to make you fucking behave more.
	I gotta keep her pregnant.
	Just keep her sober.
	I told you, I would give you the girl that you wanted.
	I know you're gonna be able to get away.
	That kind of reminds me of Goswegian humor.
	That looks like reservoir.
	I gotta get pregnant because it...
	What'd you say?
	Trailer park boys, but Indian.
	Yeah.
	Well, it is.
	It's white trash culture in many ways.
	I mean, Goswegians are the same.
	I gotta get pregnant.
	It keeps me sober.
	Group number three: Asians.
	Now, when I say Asians, I mean the previous group, the white Asians, mom and dad.
	These are the ones you see collecting big things, the cans, on their back.
	The reason I'm doing this is to say systemic racism implies we hate all these other groups, right?
	We don't.
	No one hates Indians.
	They've separated themselves.
	No one sees them really outside of like Arizona and Vancouver, isolated places.
	You only come across American Indians.
	And with the FOBS, the genuine Asians, they've also self-segregated.
	Yes, there's a wave of crime against them, but there's a wave of crime against all vulnerable people because crime is up because you dummies defunded the police.
	So this is a, you can't talk about systemic racism against older Asian people because everyone likes them outside of a bunch of fatherless miscreants who are tearing up the entire country and destroying it.
	I'm still looking for victims of racism.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	When I do this list here, I'm trying to isolate the group that can say, you always hated us, you treat us like shit, and you still hate us.
	And when we talk about systemic racism and white supremacy, this is the group.
	White supremacists don't hate any of the people I've been talking about yet.
	Number four, we get to Hispanics.
	Once again, just like the Native Americans, just like the genuine Asians, the FOBS fresh off the boats, the Hispanics have self-segregated.
	I'm talking about the little illegals, you know, the little tiny guys that are this tall, that drink a lot and drive drunk, and you get them at Home Depot for $100 a day, which isn't cheap, by the way.
	Everyone says they do jobs for $4 an hour.
	No, you can't really get them for minimum wage.
	They do like $20 an hour.
	Or what's $8, $10?
	Yeah, it's closer to minimum wage.
	But they don't pay tax on it.
	So it's actually $20 an hour, the same as if it was on the books.
	Anyway, these guys, little tiny people, you know, you see this sort of, this sort of plump, shrumpy women walking around with their strollers and no ass and a little burrito belly.
	That is a different race.
	I'll give you that.
	But no one dislikes them.
	They've self-segregated.
	They're not part of the American conversation.
	The Dems like to use them and ghetto blacks to vote.
	They pile them on school buses and pay them $100 and get them to the polls.
	So they're very useful to the DNC, which is why the DNC is pro-open borders.
	But outside of that one day where they pile them into the voting booths, they're not really part of the American conversation.
	And that's their choice.
	You know, you don't have a lot of these tiny little Aztecs pushing to be a pundit on Fox News.
	The ones who do appear on Fox News and do argue about it are the white Hispanics.
	And we already covered that.
	Which brings us to the fifth race in America, and that is actual blacks, real blacks.
	Now, with abortion, I like to try to, I'm not trying to win the debate.
	I want to isolate it down to how many weeks are we talking here?
	I say zero weeks.
	I say the day of conception.
	Cuomo and Justin Trudeau say nine months.
	That's bad.
	I want to get it down to how about when the baby's viable outside the womb?
	Now, with the incredible technology we have now, a baby is viable, I think it's 27 weeks now.
	So let's try to narrow the abortion debate down to this.
	Exact same thing with races.
	Let's stop talking about Kamala Harris and Lebanese people and Chinese kids like they're victims of racism.
	They're not.
	The KKK, racist people, quote-unquote white supremacists, hate these guys.
	They hate ghetto blacks.
	And ghetto blacks have a history here.
	See, the problem with little Aztecs who came here, they came here on their own accord very recently.
	So they can't talk about slavery.
	They could bitch maybe about Spain killing all their ancestors.
	That's a thing.
	But as far as our world, our America today, you just showed up.
	I can't pop into Japan and start complaining about how people don't treat me like I'm Japanese or I'm not a, I'm not worship.
	I don't see people like me on TV.
	You're not allowed to do that when you show up late.
	So they have, and Coulter points this out to that tard on Univision.
	They don't have an argument.
	These guys at least have an argument.
	Slavery, Jim Crow, great, gotcha.
	Now, just like with abortion, I don't necessarily agree that these people have a great case because this is how they're behaving and they're killing 20 of them a day.
	And if you look at white supremacy, I think Don Tucker, they said in four years they counted 70 deaths linked to white supremacy, less than people who died from lightning strikes.
	But again, we're just trying to isolate the problem, trying to corral it into one area.
	And if you want to talk about systemic racism and white supremacy, ghetto blacks, not white blacks, but black blacks, is the only place the argument should exist.
	Now, once we isolate that, I'd like to say, guys, we lost 620,000 in the Civil War ending this thing.
	I'd like to thank you.
	And you got to stop twerking on an ambulance on Juneteenth when someone has been shot.
	And you got to stop killing each other to the tune of 20 a day.
	And you got to stop abandoning your kids and all that stuff.
	But at least the problem is isolated.
	So there are only five races in America.
	Only one of them is really non-white or has an argument about racism.
	So can we stop blaming all of this country's problems on fucking racism, please?
	It's getting dull.
	Jam-packed show.
	Jam-packed show.
	One of the guys I work with said, you should get some guests on again.
	I thought, you know what?
	You're right.
	Let's go guest crazy today.
	Lots of variety, lots of excitement.
	Lots of nihilism.
	Did I already say the thing about bring you up and bring you down?
	No.
	Lots of nihilism.
	Lots of negativity.
	No, I think you did.
	And then lots of inspiration.
	With the pastor.
	But speaking of inspiration, I got in touch with this group, or this group got in touch with me called CAP.
	Citizens Against Political Persecution.
	Now, where's my notes on that?
	I seem to have misplaced them all.
	what's the matter?
	I've got notes.
	You've got the notes.
	You probably like that song.
	Do you like that song?
	She's got the look.
	The look of love by A.B. No.
	She's got the look.
	No, I don't like that.
	I think Prince wrote it for like Gloria Eston or Sheila E. Or Sheena Easton.
	Yeah, Sheena Easton.
	She does some stuff.
	Yeah, you love Sheena Easton.
	I don't love her.
	I wouldn't marry her.
	I don't like her that much.
	I just think maybe she slaps, is all.
	Okay, pull up a Sheena Easton song.
	Okay, but Sheena Easton doesn't sound familiar.
	Sheila E. does.
	She's a Scottish woman.
	By the way, Mark Knopfler is from Glasgow.
	No way.
	He grew up in northern England, but he's a Glaswegian.
	Not unlike Malcolm and Angus Young, ACDC.
	Sure, they lived in Australia, but they were Glaswegians.
	Hmm.
	This is Ryan's favorite song.
	That's not true.
	Wait, you don't have the video?
	I didn't.
	That sounds gay.
	This is the kind of music you like, dude.
	No, it's not.
	You're like holding a mirror to me and I don't even recognize what I see?
	Well, as Putin says, don't get mad if you don't like...
	Don't get mad at the mirror if you're ugly.
	Don't be Putin words in my mouth.
	Look at her.
	This is Poutine.
	Delicious.
	She's Goswee, I think.
	Maybe Edinburgh.
	Well?
	She's like a knockoff Madonna.
	Yeah.
	She's not the queen.
	So yeah, pull up their website.
	Citizens Against Political Persecution.
	You're just typing that in now.
	I'm not sure Monty Python is a good thread to be linking this all together, but okay.
	Chainmail must have been revolutionary, huh?
	I came up with a fabric where if you hit me in the head with a sword, my head doesn't come off.
	What?
	Free political prisoners now.
	Justice for January 6th.
	And that's June 27th.
	That's coming up.
	Holy Square here in New York, right?
	Three days.
	I'm glad we talked to these guys.
	Sorry, five days.
	This Sunday.
	Right?
	Go back.
	Go back to the top.
	June 27th.
	That is this Sunday.
	And they've got a host of different speakers there.
	That Karachik is a effing smook shoe.
	So at first glance, it looks like it's a right-wing thing because of John and Max and all the people in prison right now for January 6th.
	But they're all over the map, these guys.
	They're just pro-free speech.
	And it is pretty insane what is going on with this political persecution.
	I'm convinced now.
	I did have my doubts.
	Wait, let me see the URL.
	Citizens.
	And then against political persecution is APP.
	Citizensapp.us.
	But yeah, Mercedes.
	I think it's because she's MAGA.
	They destroyed her life, took her daughter away forever.
	We keep seeing this again and again.
	Roger Stone.
	They gave his wife cancer, totally bankrupted him, had scuba guys underwater near his house in case what?
	He turns into Aquaman?
	If you're powerful enough to run from a 14-person SWAT, dodge all the bullets, then dive into the ocean and swim away, what's the scuba guy going to do?
	You're clearly a superhero.
	He'll just like rip your head off and throw it out of the water.
	Right?
	So they weren't even planning their Aquaman attack very well.
	But I think it's a long time coming.
	I think funding is going to be the hardest thing for them.
	Anyway, it's Kara Castranova.
	That's the hot chick.
	I'll try not to flirt with her on the show.
	And Randy Ireland.
	See if you can pull them up.
	Let's talk to them.
	Oh, you want to interview them now?
	I want to interview them right now.
	They're on the line.
	Good.
	Sit a bump.
	Kara and Randy, are you there?
	Yeah, we're here.
	Yes, sir.
	So I'm excited about this new group.
	What's it called now?
	SAP?
	CAP?
	What does CAP stand for?
	It's called CAP.
	It stands for Citizens Against Political Persecution.
	And you're devoted to trying to protect and defend free speech.
	Yes, really it's about constitutional rights.
	Specifically, you know, in regards to like January 6th, we have a lot of people that are being detained in direct conflict with their constitutional rights, talking about like the Bill of Rights.
	People that are being indefinitely detained without due process, without habeas corpus, that kind of thing.
	But it stretches more than that.
	I think it has more to do with like government overreach, as is the case.
	I mean, I think back to like, you know, the New York Nine with Max and John.
	You know, it's basically the same kind of idea.
	It's like when a federal government or the government at any level comes after you for political reasons and really weaponizes the Justice Department, that kind of thing.
	So really the purpose of CAP is to educate the American people that a lot of this stuff is going on in direct violation of our constitutional rights.
	Kara, is it just right-wing political prisoners?
	Are you doing any lefties?
	It's not.
	I mean, it's not just right-wing.
	Right now, we're focusing on January 6th.
	But the way that we originally conceived of the idea of CAP was that it's for anybody.
	It's sort of like we want to help people, anybody that's being politically persecuted, it doesn't matter if they're on the left or on the right.
	Right now, it seems like January 6th or is it being persecuted more than anyone, so we're focusing on that, but we would have no problem sticking up for anybody that was being persecuted by the government.
	And the function of it is to raise money for legal fees?
	To raise money for legal fees.
	Also, we do a lot of research and we do a lot of outreach to the families and try to also raise money for them as well and really just Educate the public for the most part.
	It started out about what's going on right now because, up until a few weeks ago, and still, not many people really knew that these citizens were being detained and treated like terrorists in Washington, D.C. right now, and no one had any idea.
	So, we're planning a lot of rallies and awareness events just to let people know.
	Because I think if the people become more aware, they'll become outraged and the government will take note.
	Yeah, they're in solitary confinement, getting out an hour a day for what I see as a meandering.
	Randy, you said that there was also some Black Lives Matter dude you guys were interested in defending.
	Well, there's one in particular, you know, when we did our research, there's one guy in particular, I forget exactly what his name is, but he had created a Facebook post that actually, you know, spoke in support of the guy who executed five cops in Dallas.
	And just based upon that Facebook post alone, the government came in, kicked in his door in the dead of night, hauled him away, detained him indefinitely.
	Like five months later, they tried to bring him to court.
	And the judge pretty much threw out the case, threw everything out.
	But it's basically the same kind of thing.
	And they kept him locked up.
	They kept him locked up for how long?
	Five months.
	Five months.
	And I obviously don't agree with that post, but that's America.
	You're allowed to disagree with people.
	Exactly.
	And that's the point.
	I mean, it's like when the government's allowed to get away with doing it for any kind of political reasons, you know, it doesn't matter which way the pendulum swings.
	And that's really what the whole purpose of our Constitution is to safeguard against that.
	And that's really what we want to bring attention to.
	Okay, last question for Kara.
	Kara, we've tried fundraising for Max and John.
	I was doing cameos for John Kinsman's Black Family, and they got shut down.
	How do you raise money for unpopular opinions these days?
	It is really difficult to raise money because, as you know, a lot of fundraising efforts get deplatformed.
	So we're trying to figure out a way around that.
	And right now, just reaching out to people that are in, you know, somewhat of a closed circle.
	But I think in the future, as people learn more and more about what's going on, more people will donate.
	There have been people who were victims of this persecution that were locked up that have successfully raised hundreds of thousands of dollars.
	There was a family, the Megs family, I think their name was, where their son put out a Go.
	It wasn't GoFundMe.
	It was another platform to raise money for his parents who were both imprisoned after January 6th, and they raised over $150,000.
	So I think people just really need a place to go right now.
	They need the information and they need a place to donate because I think a lot of people are willing to donate.
	I know that I would be willing to donate even if it was not like, you know, without putting my name on it, because a lot of people are afraid if their name shows up as a donor, they could be persecuted by the government, which is very sad.
	But I think that once we spread the word more and once more people become aware of this and once more people start putting human faces on these prisoners, they'll be more than willing to donate, not necessarily put their name on it, but donate at a website that will not be taken down,
	hopefully.
	That's what we're working on right now.
	Okay, so as far as identifying how people can get in touch with you, we'll just put up the Facebook page and then this website.
	What is it?
	Yes, citizensapp.us.
	CitizensAPP.us.
	That's our website.
	We are on Facebook.
	We do have also a YouTube channel.
	And we also have Twitter.
	Okay, we put up all those links right here.
	All right.
	Thanks for coming on, guys.
	We got another call.
	Thank you, sir.
	Appreciate it.
	Have a nice one, Gavin.
	You too.
	Fast show.
	I think we're done, really.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Covered a lot of bases here, but of course we have to have the mailbag.
	So let's indulge you with some mailbagginess.
	Here we mail.
	Here on screen-free Tuesdays.
	You shouldn't be watching this unless you're not one of my kids.
	Kids, if you're watching this, you are violating Screen Free Tuesdays.
	You're going to have two days without any screens if you violate this day.
	If this is Wednesday, then good job.
	If this is Wednesday, good job, yes.
	Congratulations.
	Actually, no, I don't want my kids watching this show.
	Yeah, if this is any day.
	If you're ever, like my book, I think it says, to my wife, don't ever let anyone in our family read this book ever.
	Good idea.
	There's three Sims in there.
	It's pff.
	As a 50-year-old, I read it and go, oh my God.
	Gross.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Look at my wrinkly eyes are gone.
	Sort of.
	Amazing.
	Could be a little better.
	Can you...
	Here's my one complaint with the new lighting.
	I would like it to be just a pube more cinematic.
	Okay, we could do that.
	You know what I mean?
	Maybe that's the cameras, but it seems like a little telenovelas.
	It's got the soap opera effect.
	Soap opera.
	You know, I heard that, and I wasn't going to say anything.
	Okay, so what I've done now, Ryan, is I printed out the letters I like.
	Okay.
	And so you don't have to cut to them.
	So I'm going to say the subject header.
	And then that'll be you have to find them.
	I've also marked them as blue flags.
	Blue flags.
	Gavin's a chicken is the subject.
	And then he says, well, a rooster.
	Hey, Captain P Pants and the Pube Fro Wonder.
	That's you, I guess is the line.
	Yes, it is.
	The other night I'm sitting on my couch watching GOML and my three-year-old comes out of his room talking about some noise he heard.
	I tell him to come sit with me for a minute and let him watch with my finger on the mute button.
	All was good.
	And every time Gavin got mad at Ryan, the kid started cracking up and saying, that rooster is so funny.
	I put him to bed after sealing off his compressed force field.
	Thanks, Gav.
	But later I was thinking, what the hell was that rooster shit?
	Just to be clear here, when you put your children to bed, they are vulnerable to monsters and bad dreams.
	So, you want to put the force field around them.
	Now, if you just put on a force field, it's blobby and it's like being in a sleeping bag, it's uncomfortable.
	So, but if you vacuum seal it, it seals to the skin and they can move around perfectly.
	So, let me just first show you how to do the force field.
	You start at the feet and you go.
	Then when you get to the neck, you have to do a double to make the helmet sort of thing.
	So, now the happens right here on sort of where Frankenstein would have his bolts.
	And when you go pss, all the air comes out and it's vacuum sealed.
	No monsters, no bad dreams.
	How do you make that sound?
	The initial space sound?
	Yeah.
	You have to have kids.
	Oh, okay.
	I let him look at animals on my computer sometimes, so I googled cartoon rooster and came across this gem.
	The resemblance is uncanny.
	I tried to find the source, but it was all in Spanish.
	I think it's a Mexican cartoon from the 1920s.
	If I was a meth head, I would tie this into the fact that the club Gav created has a rooster for a mascot.
	And my ad agency had a rooster for a mascot.
	Rooster, worldwide, we were called.
	Congrats on the new studio, Wild Bill.
	In the future, Ryan, you only have to pull up that picture.
	I have the letter in my hand.
	I looked that up, too.
	It's some Mexican cartoon.
	Maybe his babysitter's Mexican.
	And rooster.
	But that's a real thing in Mexican culture.
	Bad grammar.
	I don't know if it's just my retarded Facebook friends or if this truly is an epidemic.
	Have you noticed people constantly using the terms could have, would have, or should have instead of would have, would have?
	It drives me insane.
	So I would have gone.
	Oh, I have not noticed that.
	So I would have gone to the store if I had time.
	Oh, whoa.
	Instead of what, yeah, that's fucking insane.
	I thought it was would have.
	It is would have.
	Okay, good.
	He got me thinking.
	Would have is fine.
	Would have is fine.
	Would of.
	I would have.
	What the fuck?
	It's like a whole nother level.
	Yeah, yeah, another.
	Another.
	A whole nother.
	Yeah.
	Because another isn't a dot space semicolon dash another.
	Did you have another?
	It's one word.
	No, I had another.
	It's sort of like in fucking credible.
	Dominican bodegas.
	I'm a week behind on your show, but you were exactly right about Dominican Bodegas.
	When I was younger, I rented a room from a Dominican PR family, Puerto Rican family, and the Dominican uncle had no job other than finding electronics and other tools with a motor to send back to the Dominican Republic.
	Told you.
	Yet they complain and talk about how horribly racist it is for the Hispanics here in America.
	We need to lift up our black and brown people.
	We have to lift up some of our black people.
	We don't have to lift up any brown people.
	Brown people are white in America, okay?
	The only non-white brown people are the little tiny illegals at Home Depot, and they're not interested in participating.
	That's the funny thing, too, about the suburbs.
	These guys all do lawn care, and their kids go to really good schools because they're near a white neighborhood.
	And the parents are like, the teachers are like, we need to give him a tutor, and he's struggling.
	And the parents are going, why?
	No.
	No, you'll always be doing lawn care, though, if your kid doesn't get educated.
	And he goes, yeah, that's the plan.
	We fucking love it here.
	We have no intention of getting involved in your world.
	We built ourselves a little Mexico here.
	I'd like him to be a boxer, but he's not going to Harvard.
	It's too expensive.
	Too expensive.
	Transgender boxing.
	Hey, Gav and Rye Guy, what are the chances you could take this lady in the ring, Gav?
	Apparently, no one will fight her.
	Maybe Ryan and his faggy right hook.
	That's the author of the article.
	Could get lucky in more ways than one.
	Also, this is another example of letting your notes and diary become your article.
	I'll save you the trouble of looking up the author's name, Samuel Braslow.
	Here he is, as expected, in all his glory.
	So the picture you just showed is of the writer.
	And if you click on the link, look, let's look at the opening paragraph.
	It'll be, wait, let me guess.
	Let me guess.
	I walk into the San Diego gym at 7 p.m., an hour late.
	The gym is packed.
	It's hot.
	And the stench of hard work fills the air.
	I'm intimidated just by walking through the door.
	Let me just guess.
	Okay, is that right?
	The voice of the announcer, yo-yoed across the boxing arena at Fantasy Springs Sport Resorts Casino in Indio, California.
	Your winner by unanimous decision, and now undefeated in his professional career, Patrizio Cacahute Manuel.
	The applause and cheers come first, concentrated in section V V packed with Manuel's family, biological and chosen alike.
	Then, like smoke seeping through a vent, go up.
	The arena began to fill with the chorus of booze.
	An angry male voice raps, Liar, liar, pants on fire.
	Manuel's partner, Amita Swadin, raised a middle finger at the jeers.
	Manuel stood in the ring on Facebook.
	You know what?
	This is written by a dude, so it's not so bad.
	At least he's not talking about himself.
	He's trying to paint a picture.
	He's doing sort of floral fiction writing in true journalism.
	But I'm not mad at this.
	I reached for my wallet and bought a ticket.
	Yeah, it's not like...
	Okay.
	It's not like...
	When I logged on to see my student loans, I was shocked to see I hadn't paid anything in over two years.
	But go up a bit?
	No, to the top.
	That's down.
	So this is a chick.
	And it's one of those lesbians who's been taking so much tea that she's grown a beard, lost her hair, and had her tits removed.
	Look how weird that looks.
	Oh, I like its tattoos.
	That crow.
	You know, there's a guy at my local black guy who won't speak to me now because I refuse to say those crows are racist.
	In Dumbo?
	Yeah.
	He's like, that's the way we were portrayed.
	You got to understand that we were looked at as a joke.
	And I'm like, those crows are in control.
	Right.
	They're making fun of Dumbo.
	He's like, yeah, but look at the honeymooners.
	You saw the honeymooners, right?
	Yeah.
	Where are they from?
	Like, what's their background?
	I go, I don't know.
	I guess Irish, Italian, something.
	He goes, yeah, see, you don't know.
	Because they never made it clear.
	But with the crows, you know exactly who they is.
	And I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	They were all poor, honeymooners and the crows.
	The crows were in control, laughing at Dumbo, jeering.
	Yes, they were acting stereotypical because that's how blacks acted back then.
	And the honeymooners were the absolute laughingstock.
	Ralph Cramden was a moron with cockamame plans.
	Like imagine two Ryans on this show.
	I'm Ryan and Ryan's Ryan.
	So he was a boob who always had this dumb scheme to make money, losing his temper.
	He was a loser, failure, bus driver that his wife was always rolling her eyes at him.
	And then Ed Norton was even stupider than Ralph Cramden.
	So in a way, they were sub Amos and Andy.
	Like people bring up an Amos and Andy and go, look how they saw blacks.
	What about the three Stooges?
	Those guys were called the Three Stooges.
	Right.
	They were constantly knock, knock, boy, boogie, boo, boo, boy.
	No one looked up to the three Stooges.
	No one wanted to be Ralph Crandon.
	Let's hear this.
	It's going to be a long, but like, just let me stop.
	It's going to be a long diatribe.
	And then at the end, he's going to be, and that's why I think you should give me $100.
	And then Ralph Crandon's going to lose it.
	That's Joe.
	Turn it up.
	You made up your mind not to go bowling.
	That's it.
	I guess you can't win them all.
	So long, pal.
	What does this jacket say?
	Racism?
	You want to see him?
	No.
	His fucking body acting was so good.
	I knew that Neapolitan Lockworth should get you.
	Let's go.
	Let's go.
	That's...
	Oh, raccoons.
	I thought it said racist.
	Whoops.
	You're going to be like, bad example.
	Yeah, and another thing, too, if, like, if in the future, they look back and they're like, why do they portray us black people as like twerking on ambulances and basically, you know, climbing any car we could find, starting fires and acting like assholes.
	Because you were doing it.
	Because it happened.
	And so now the guy, the other day I walk in, I said, hey, man, I even helped him get his game on the TV and he walked out with a full drink.
	I could have had a black friend.
	You know what friends I want?
	I was thinking the other day.
	I wanted a blind friend for a while.
	Now I want a friend where the woman is six feet tall and she's really big.
	And I want the guy to be like five feet and a tough guy, a little Italian guy named Tiny.
	No.
	She's called Tiny and he's called Big Ed or Big Joe.
	Not big Ed.
	It's not Big Ed, though.
	I hate Big Ed.
	This is like a more like old New York tough guy.
	And I want them to be madly in love.
	And she's really glamorous, but she's a giant.
	Like she can throw you across the street.
	And then he's like a cartoon like Alma Fudd guy.
	Tough guy.
	A lot of demands for this couple.
	Yeah.
	You got to match make so that way you have a pair of friends that are cool.
	I want her to be like a like the girlfriend from Scarface meets Sasquatch.
	So like a big, huge, beautiful beast.
	And then this little tough guy.
	And those two are just like, they're always, if you leave the room to go get a beer, you come back and they're making out.
	And you're like, will you two please?
	Like, that's gross.
	Take care of that at home.
	For fuck's sake.
	Would you just meet each other?
	He's like, sorry, we're in love.
	That would be cute.
	I met this girl in high school.
	What are the chances you could take this lady in the ring, Gav?
	Oh yeah, we already talked about that.
	So would you fight her?
	I don't fight women.
	It's one of my rules.
	Cool mind trick, dear Gavin and Ryan.
	I know you've seen the needle, brain, needle one thing, but this one's even better.
	So it's called Cool Mind Trick.
	And I tried this.
	I actually cheated a couple times.
	Uh-oh, the AC came on.
	You'll just have to suffer through it.
	And I cheated a couple times and changed the order of them, and it still works.
	So it's not like they're changing the chorus, just so you know.
	Okay.
	What the fuck?
	What?
	And you can start and end anywhere on that list.
	It's up to you.
	What happened there?
	Like, let's start in the middle with that is embarrassing.
	Go.
	All right?
	That is embarrassing.
	That is embarrassing.
	That is embarrassing.
	It's so clearly in the order of whatever you want.
	I feel like Ethan Klein saying you don't even have to think.
	The CDC does it for you.
	Whatever they chant next is Sam Cedar, and he always comes in after what you think is going to happen.
	Ryan, you don't need to be.
	I don't need to hear your mic out of the speaker.
	Are you sure?
	Yeah, you're fucking 15 feet away.
	Because if I'm like lower, I have ear holes.
	But if I sound like this, like do it like a low voice.
	Can you hear that, though?
	I would not hear you without a speaker if you were Denzel Washington or Morgan Freeman, sorry.
	Denzel Washington, I've been in this courthouse for five years.
	That's much better.
	Really?
	Okay.
	Hey, guys, this is called New Studio.
	Hey, guys, I love the new studio, but the camera seemed to make Gavin too red.
	Yes, thank you.
	I also had a question about Gary, blah, blah, blah.
	You really got to check out Tom McDonald.
	I've never been to New York, but you guys found him.
	Oh, yeah, what's going to go on with Gary?
	I've never been to New York, but you guys found him loitering in your old studio.
	Now that you've moved, this is a good question.
	Will it be the end of Gary's mailbag now that we've moved?
	We're in the South Bronx.
	We were in Manhattan before.
	Cab?
	I often drive to work.
	We got our own parking spots here.
	So I could go down, try to find him in the area and then bring him in take the train.
	Be like, on this day, take the train.
	I think he has a phone, by the way.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got a phone.
	Okay, so maybe we call him and pay for an Uber.
	Yeah.
	Because one idea was we drive him here, but as you pointed out, he will reek up the fucking car.
	Permanently.
	Like he was at a bodega the other day.
	I walked by him.
	I didn't say hi.
	You know he's there.
	He's not perceptive.
	So he's like shuffling, looking down.
	I just walked right by him without saying hi.
	I do that all the time.
	Especially if I have my motorcycle because I can just keep my helmet on.
	One time I parked almost on him.
	His foot was like touching my bike.
	And I got off and just walked away with my helmet on.
	Hey!
	Hey, you look like Gavin.
	But he had left a line of stench in the aisle.
	Yep, like Linus.
	So it might be the end of Gary's mailbag.
	That's scary and sad and gay.
	And compound media, when Anthony moves down south, I mean, we could have him as a regular Zoom, sorry, Skype guest, but I don't think, yeah, I don't see how we could do compound media.
	True to that.
	That'll be sad.
	Don't worry.
	There'll be plenty of new shows.
	This one's called Vincent Gallow would be awesome.
	Hey, Gavin, I think having the great Vincent Gallu on the show would be very interesting.
	He's a hardcore conservative, very outspoken about his views, as I'm sure you know.
	Maybe a Colin would be nice because he seems very reserved and hasn't seen the spotlight in some years.
	Yeah.
	Vincent Gallu and I have a lot of friends in common.
	I've hung out with him a couple times.
	Great guy, huge ego.
	He's just one of these genuinely cool people that's cool.
	I know that sounds gay, but it's a fact.
	He's a cool person.
	He's in our beginning, in our intro, when things come up and you see the guy sitting on a bench.
	That was on a breakdancing episode of Soul Train, and he introduces himself as Prince Vince.
	That's Joe Schrummer, those random punks.
	That's him.
	That's Vincent Gallup in the white Kangal hat.
	Yeah, his t-shirts are $666.
	Evil.
	He also tells me to check out Tom McDonald.
	Excuse me?
	This guy wants me to check out Tom McDonald.
	Last letter, Ryan's hair.
	By the way, I go through the mail now and just give you the best.
	This is one of, I'd say, 12 letters about your hair.
	Nice.
	Why don't you show yourself?
	Have you showed yourself the whole show?
	Yeah, a little bit.
	So this is his new look.
	Let's see the profile.
	This is like a dad who's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop that.
	Can't see the profile, Ron.
	Sit down.
	Profile.
	That means sideways.
	I drop my headphones a little bit.
	Okay, I drop my care phones.
	Let's see the hat off.
	Hat off.
	Notice I have to say everything seven times?
	By the way, that stupid auto focus is now focused on something else, like your mic.
	That should be good.
	There we go.
	Alright, let's get to the final video.
	Hold.
	Hold?
	Not yet.
	Old.
	And we got a final video.
	I don't remember this final video.
	I assume it's some sort of a fight in the hood, which is my favorite thing to look at.
	I don't remember, by the way, Big Man.
	Warning.
	Oh, yeah, no.
	So this just happened a few hours ago.
	Some guy at an airport in, like, I don't know, San Bernardino.
	I forget where.
	Does it say where?
	Joe Gomez, San Antonio, airport.
	San Antonio, Texas.
	And he decided it was time to end his life.
	So on the way out, he decided to drive to the airport and shoot random people, which is weird because if you wanted to get the most people, you'd go to like a mall.
	But he went to the airport where not a lot of people are around, right?
	They've already been picked up.
	And he didn't go in the airport.
	I'm talking about like the pickup drop-off area.
	You're not going to get a lot of perps.
	And then the cops eventually shoot him and he decides to shoot himself.
	Did you get the email where I said try to find this in real?
	I think I got...
	I think I might have found it on the radio.
	Because you're young.
	And you young people, when I see a video that's censored, you should be able to find the one without the blurs on Live Leak or whatever you kids today are up to.
	What are you up to?
	Oh no, they blurred that one too.
	So there's the guy.
	He stops his car.
	It turns into the wrong lane where you're not supposed to go.
	The suspect identified his gun.
	Yes, he's facing the wrong way.
	Shoots at a random truck.
	Imagine dying that way.
	And then you have the cops running to the problem.
	It's amazing that we're in a society that hates cops as their job is to run to a gunman.
	Gunman.
	Shoot him, please.
	Later, Gomez is seen reloading.
	Just shoot him.
	Here is a portion of the 911 auto-shot.
	There he got it shot.
	When Gomez began firing, so this was clearly a suicide mission.
	And of all the places to shoot, I'm going to start shooting at people when they're around giant five-foot diameter cement posts.
	So then he gets out and doesn't want to ruin his car.
	Boom.
	Ends his life.
	That's an inappropriate song to play at the end of that.
	Heavy show.
	Fun show.
	Lots of variety.
	You met the pastor.
	You met Ryan.
	You met Kara.
	You saw what's wrong with society, but more importantly, you saw how to fix it.
	And it's a lot less daunting of a task than you think it is.
	It's all about community.
	It's all about you and I, you and your neighbor, you and your friends slowly building some sort of pushback against that.
	Ryan and Kara aren't magic.
	Randy, I'm sorry.
	Sorry, Randy.
	Randy and Kara aren't magic.
	Citizens against political persecution was something they dreamed up together and it's already gaining momentum.
	There was a preacher in Calgary, Alberta who randomly stood up to the police, called them Nazis, said, get out of my church.
	Now he's touring America, bringing the whole country together.
	He's not even American.
	That's how easy it is to begin winning.
	You just have to try.
	So that's what we're asking you to do on this show.
	Don't give up.
	Don't get bogged down by this.
	When I show you horrible shit, like that young prostitute or that TikTok girl or people being banned, you don't have to just get overwhelmed and say, well, that's it.
	The world's gone to shit.
	I better not have kids.
	It's over.
	No, I'm giving you the list of things that need to be fixed.
	This is good.
	It's fucking funny.
	So true.
	It's a to-do list.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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