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April 22, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E102 - THE HOOD IS ON FIRE
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
Got a bus pass to make my way.
I'm hiding out to hideouts in the heat of the day.
I gotta task.
That's a good jam by a great man named Ezra Furman.
Who look at it?
Stop.
Like these guys who wear women's clothes and say, I'm a woman.
Do you know how easy it is for me to see who the woman and who the man is here?
There's three men in the middle, and the rest are girls.
Excuse me.
You're just, you're not a woman.
You look ridiculous.
You don't look feminine at all.
You look like three dudes in women's clothes.
When I was a young man, punk rockers had to have the gear.
They had to go to shows.
They had to support the scene, we called it.
I'm not saying this is cool, but we had parameters.
And if you were a poser, like your mommy just bought you all the gear, and we never saw you at shows, you'd get beat up.
You weren't allowed to come to shows.
It said no posers on the flyer.
We were adamant about it.
People would get the shit kicked out of them for having the wrong shirt or not being able to explain what GBH is on their shirt.
Or if a crass punk was wearing leather, he would get his ass kicked.
And if you didn't fight skinheads, you were dead.
Still sick, by the way.
The tail end of this thing is a real pain in the butt.
I don't think it's COVID, but I don't care.
So these guys call themselves women.
And what did they do?
They put on some funny sunglasses.
You're a gay.
You're, or maybe not even, right?
He probably thinks he's probably married to a woman because he just had a kid and he came out as a mom.
I guess she has two mommies.
No, your daddy is an eccentric dresser.
That's it.
That's not your mother.
It's a man, baby.
Play the song, though.
It's a great song.
If that is a woman, it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick.
Really creative, too, the way they did this video.
At the beginning, he's singing the lyrics, which I don't understand how you did that.
When you think about it, right?
This is a series of photographs.
Oh, I see.
So how did he know when it was ah, e-oo-a?
Like, he only did it for the beginning.
It proved to be too difficult, and they got lazy.
But um.
How do you do that?
Turn it up.
I'm confused.
I have a theory.
What?
Could be that you stand in one pose and you do the line, pa, pa, di, tapa pa, du, ta, tap.
And then you move forward, then you do that.
Oh, that's a good theory.
Or you just do the mouth.
There's only about four mouth shapes.
That's why they gave up.
Took too long.
Oh, yeah, you do all the mouth shapes.
A E I O U. And then L. L. Yeah, and then maybe N. Yeah, A E I O U. But how did they know it was going to be too hard?
Because they gave up.
They were like, that's for the editor.
And he's like, you know what?
Fuck this shit.
I was working on it for four months.
I can't look at this dude anymore.
He did a good song with Du Blonde, too.
This is some British chick who was like a folky kids performer type woman.
And then now she's trying to reinvent herself as a grunge kind of a, you know, bar blonde bitch, grunge slut kind of thing.
It's working.
At least they did this in COVID times.
Here's what also drives me nuts about these trans.
They don't try.
Like, it goes back to the punk thing.
We couldn't be punks just by saying we were punks.
You can't, it shouldn't be harder to be a punk than a woman.
I can't hear anything, right?
Okay, so there's that now.
So anyway, he looks like a fucking hooker.
1-3.
This is the article about him.
I actually just discovered this guy a few hours ago when I was researching for the show, and I read this headline.
Singer Ezra Fuhrman comes out as a transgender woman and reveals she quietly became a mom two years ago.
This has not been an easy journey.
Look at the way they just instantly capitulate to she.
That's a mom.
And if you read it, she, this Ezra dude, is not really that adamant about it.
He's like, I guess I'm sort of bi-non-gender.
No, you're a dude.
You're a Jewish dude with a hairy chest who wears women's clothes and you grew your hair long.
You didn't even shave today.
If a woman grew stubble, she would be freaking the fuck out.
She'd be shaving and she'd have electrolysis.
She'd be super embarrassed.
Like, they're so lazy.
Look at his hairy arms.
If I was going to convert to womanhood, I would get great tits.
I wouldn't shot my dick off, probably, but I'd have like tights and high-heel shoes and spend.
I remember I did this girl in high school.
Her makeup took two hours every morning.
She had to get up at like five in the morning.
This is half-ass, dude.
So forgive me if I don't immediately jump on the she-book.
By the way, we had that book when Harry became Sally on the show a few episodes ago.
It's gone from Amazon.
And I've recently discovered that Amazon refuses to sell anything that calls the trans movement mentally ill, which as we just saw, it clearly is.
A mom.
He thinks he's a mom.
It's really hard to find that book.
Walmart has it.
But if you go to Amazon and you put that in, all you get are people criticizing that book.
But the actual book itself doesn't appear.
So buy books, guys.
My book collection, I saw it as sort of as irrelevant as my CD collection, but it's not.
It's incredibly valuable.
Then Harry becomes Sally David.
And let's get a buttle book out to the book that doesn't exist.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's the new free speech in America.
Dude, look at this.
It's under literature and fiction.
That's awesome.
Only one side gets to talk, and it's their side.
Where can you hear both sides?
And I think we give the left credit when credit is due, which is pretty fucking rare these days.
But compound here, the Daily Wire and Ben Shapiro and stuff, I mean, that's just really Fox News.
What's the difference between Ben Shapiro and Fox News?
I like Ben.
I don't think Steven Crowder likes me anymore, by the way.
Why not?
He stopped texting me.
He doesn't text back?
No, my last text was super friendly.
Like, hey, I hear you're having twins or something.
That's awesome.
Oh, they're cute and blah, blah, blah.
I'm not saying he confirmed that or not.
I'm not sure what we can let out of the bag.
But I called his dad.
His dad used to get back to me like that.
Nope.
Did I talk shit about him?
No.
But he has been off of a couple of shows.
He's been taken off, I forget for what.
And Dave was doing a guest hosting deal.
How hard is it to text back?
When was this?
Like the past four days.
And the dad.
And you just text, like, when I'm in Jamaica, I spend like 10 minutes in the morning answering all my emails.
I don't care where the fuck I am.
24 hours, you hear back from me.
And even that is a long time.
The only problem with me is you text me when I'm wasted and I don't remember.
But even then, I'll scroll back over texts.
So it's possible, folks, that Steven Crowder does not like me, or I think we would say we were lovers.
He doesn't love me anymore.
You know, he was recording the Change My Mind.
So this came out two days ago, but he filmed it about three or four days ago.
None of these are excuses.
I'm just sorry.
So he doesn't like me anymore.
Cassandra thought her cat was more important than me.
I take that as don't like me anymore.
I have very high standards.
And then Tim Poole, he says I'm lying, and he didn't turn me down.
But I think we're stuck in some nuance there.
I believe he told Cassandra, oh, Gavin's in town.
Too bad.
I already have a guest that day.
Maybe another time.
So he doesn't see it as refusing.
I see not cramming me in as refusing.
That was the day he covered Vice, too.
So he's dead to me.
He did a video on Vice that day.
He's dead to me.
So is Cassandra.
And Stephen, I don't know.
Do you ex people who don't like you anymore?
That seems kind of gay.
You can't fire me.
I quit.
No, I just let it roll.
No, Stephen Crowders hasn't done anything bad to me.
Yeah, yeah.
And I understand a lot of people get sick of the old G-Dog.
I'm sick of me.
Maybe.
I don't know what it is, but.
You know, people don't reply.
I don't reply to a lot of my shit.
Yeah, but you're a fucking retarded loser.
But I learned it from the best.
I learned, you know, people that I like chatting with, they don't get back to me immediately.
Anyway, yeah, so checking out that Ezra dude, I kind of got lost in a trans hole.
And they're just so fucking ridiculous.
And the fact that we give them credit.
You know what?
If there's someone who is a raging homosexual from birth and always wore girly clothes and I mean, I know some of those kind of trannies.
And they put on makeup and they look, they get old being feminine.
Those don't really bother me, but they don't talk about it.
They're not in your face.
They don't have pronouns or that shit.
Like Blair White.
Blair White is just a chick.
In fact, I would call her her.
I do think she has a mental illness.
She's just a gay who dresses up like a woman, but she's a cool person.
Look, I'm using she.
But the rest of these half-assed fucking dudes in a dress, go fuck yourself.
That ain't no woman.
It's a man-man.
Look at this.
And what they put their fucking families through is child abuse.
Look at this video where Caitlin Jenner is explaining to his kids that, and let's be honest, outside of the real deal ones, 98% of them are just perverts.
Like we had that writer who sent in, they go, you keep calling the mentally ill-gays.
It's much worse than that.
It's a depraved perversion where, like, say you were such a pervert, you put on women's panties and they give you a boner and you're like, oh, the silk.
That's them.
They're straight males.
This is the writer's argument, and I'm open to it.
They're straight males who were so perverted and sick, it's like oil and lotion in the basket.
And they put on like bras and they grow their hair long and they put on lipstick and it's like they're fucking a woman's guts from the inside out.
So you have a depraved perversion that's like way beyond like toe sucking or getting pegged or whatever.
And that's one thing.
But to bring it into your home and say, hi, kids, I'm going to be pursuing my most disgusting perversions now.
And you have to join in.
It's like you're into shit porn or something and you show up with shit all over yourself.
Like, hey, guys, I think it's time that we all accepted that I'm into shit porn.
Okay?
I know this is complicated.
I know this is hard.
And I know I'm reeking up the living room, but it's time we all got on board on me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and my hang-ups.
I'm not persecuted.
I'm just an ass.
Don't play that anymore.
I hate beeps.
All right, right, right.
Beeps should be beeped.
They're so offensive.
Okay, so let's see the clip.
Because it sums up the ridiculous aucity of all this.
Turn it up.
But especially Kendall and Kylie.
How are you?
That's Ella.
My girls, all my kids, but especially Kendall and Kylie, having to deal with, you know, a father transition.
It's a very, very difficult process with all this history you have in your life.
But you just obliterated.
You can never do this right.
Okay?
The last thing in the world I want to do is hurt any one of you.
Just child abuse.
Can I say I know this has not been the easiest thing to do?
Look at this.
What is that?
Menace to society.
What is that thing?
Not only am I bringing you my shit porn perversions, but I've brought another one of my retards to assault your eyes.
He's a linebacker from the Philadelphia Eagles.
And he's dressed up as a woman for Halloween.
Every day is Halloween in this house.
Wrap your heads around, but you guys are being real troopers.
Real troopers about it.
And we appreciate all the love you give to Kate and to our full community because we need it.
We totally need it.
Yeah, we need a dad.
We need to be justified.
Like our whole family.
I agree with you.
Yes.
You're welcome.
It's a thing that people need to learn.
The transgender people have to learn.
Do they?
No, no, no.
You don't get like, that's what pisses me off.
It's like, imagine astrologists were coming into your home and going, you're a Capricorn.
Okay.
You guys are edgy, but your star is rising.
And then you just go, fuck off.
You can do all that dumb shit on your own, but it's gobbledygook.
It's not science.
And I'm not learning it.
They always talk about how it's important you have to learn.
That's like Star Trek saying it's important you learn Klingon.
It's an important language.
All the Czechies are speaking it.
You need to learn my bullshit.
No, I don't.
People don't even say that about academia.
Like, you have to read with black, too.
Like, you need to listen.
Open your ears, white people, and listen to them.
No, no, no, no, no.
Non-participation is violence to them.
Like, I'd understand if we were some primitive culture where we saw a burn victim and we beat him to death with a baseball bat because we thought he was voodoo man.
We thought he had the voodoo.
Then yes, we have to learn.
Yeah.
You got to learn.
Like Africa, you need to learn that there is not gold in bald people's heads.
So stop hacking their heads open with machetes.
Also, most of Africa, you need to learn that albinos are not magic.
You need to learn that.
It's murder.
When you chop off an albino's arms and collect the blood, you're a murderer.
He's going to bleed to death.
He does not eat de poopu.
Never happened in the States.
Never has.
So, yes, those people.
But as far as me and you go, I don't need to learn about your fucking made-up gobbledygook.
That's your thing.
I'm not learning your pronouns.
And that's become anti-trans.
Like that church in Fresno.
It's considered an anti-LGBTQ church because they believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.
And it gets worse.
They are anti-LGBT because they don't go to the gay parades and they don't help fundraise for the gay community.
It's extortion, basically.
I don't see this in the notes.
Fuck you, pay me.
Pay me?
It's not in the notes.
It's from yesterday.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Bunkers.
Kyle Rittenhouse appears to be...
We know, sir.
It's fuck you, pay me, or I'm going to either bankrupt you or cancel you.
I'll get you fired if you don't pay me.
It's the mob.
It's the tyranny of the weak.
The tyranny of the oppressed.
There's our boy.
That's the Fresno guy.
We'll keep you posted on his trial.
Today's book is a fun book.
I Am the Grand Canyon.
Done by a couple of white Indianophiles.
Stephen Lewis Hearst.
They're teachers who...
I find there's some aversion from the Indian community to these Indianophiles.
They tend to be German, and they're really, really into the tribe.
Like my wife's tribe, Ho-Chunk, there's all these Germans obsessed with preserving the language.
And I'm like, you guys have spent something like $20 million of your casino money trying to preserve this language to no avail.
Let in the whites.
I know they're creepy.
I know it's weird how they want an Indian name from you, and they fucking shit themselves when you give them a feather.
But hey, whatever works.
Like with Jake Ball, there was a lot of guys saying, you know what?
If it gets young people watching boxing, it might save the sport.
Let's do it.
That's not the best analogy because Triller Fight was the worst thing my eyes have ever seen.
And I've been to a gay porno in a theater.
I told you about that, right?
Bruce LeBruce.
He put out a movie that was a gay porn.
And I went to the screening.
Oh, right.
Bruce LeBruce.
And I was just like, it was like a musical because in a musical, you're watching it and you're like, don't sing, don't sing, don't sing.
And then you know it's coming because I am fucking adorable.
And with his movie, it was like an okay movie, but I was like, don't, don't fuck, don't fuck, don't fuck, don't fuck.
And then you see them pull one another close and you're like, oh, here we go.
It's like a horror.
It's kind of like a horror movie, the suspense.
Yeah.
Don't do it.
Don't.
Bone rattling.
Don't go downstairs.
Don't go downstairs.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm not going to say that.
Anyway, the Havasu pie.
So Havasu is the land that's in the Grand Canyon.
They used to own millions of acres, but the white man sequestered them down to like 500.
And then they fought in court in the 1970s.
They got back up to like 10,000 or something.
But it's just, I find them a fascinating tribe because they live in the Grand Canyon, way down there.
Hello, hello, hello.
And it's stunning down there.
You can stay there.
Tourism is their number one source of income now because what else are they going to fucking do down there?
You can't farm.
But if you want to go down there and stay in the hotels, you have to book it a year in advance.
And there's the Wachamacaw River.
What's that river called that goes through the Grand Canyon in Delaware?
My friend is fishing there currently too.
Fuck, I just...
Let's see.
Spring waters of the Havasu Creek, Havasu Falls, Mooney Falls.
No, no, no.
It's like the biggest river in the world.
And I'm being a retard for forgetting it.
Anyway, yeah, this tribe has stayed there.
They're down to like 700 people.
And they're pretty hot.
But the University of Arizona did a blood sample on them.
And they didn't like what they heard.
They heard that they have a problem with inbreeding.
When you're that small of a tribe and you don't take in outsiders, you're going to have the same problem Muslims have.
Colorado River.
Colorado River.
Consangeneity, I believe it's called.
And then they also learned that they're Asian, which I think we saw this, right?
Whites came from Africa.
They survived the Siberian winters.
Eventually, they crossed the Bering Strait to North America.
And the ones who didn't go snowblind look like this.
So Asians and Indians look like that.
It's the same genetics.
So that's a fun book.
And yeah, buy books.
Accrue them.
Not fiction.
Fiction is for fags.
We've made that very clear.
But buy books.
Don't read them on Kindle.
Kindle can disappear.
We're in a book-burning epoch.
Oh, but anyway, sorry.
So the.
Whusanopi?
Can I already forget their names?
Havasupai.
The Havasupai sued Arizona University because they didn't like their scientific findings.
And the university ended up giving them like 70 grand.
What?
All they did was 23andMe.
I'm telling you guys.
That's crazy.
DNA shit.
We are at the cusp of the Tower of Babel.
Who's that hot chick you keep showing?
So this is Native American DNA, ancestry DNA results.
Asia, 47%.
Asian East, 29%.
Asia Central.
Anything, you tard.
Native American, 53%.
Asia, 47%.
Asia East, 29%.
Asia Central, 18.
I mean, we have eyeballs, right?
Yeah.
They're missing epicanthic folds to survive the snow.
I ain't mad.
Long time ago, and you guys really wanted this video, and I finally got my DNA results.
I am 99% Native American.
So I just don't want to show my name.
But anyways, here it says America 99%.
My dad is Mexican white and Native American.
And I know for sure that I'm Native American because I have tribal papers and everything.
And I'm not sure.
So what is that?
That's ancestry.com maybe turning some parts of Asian that came over.
Native American is Asian DNA is what I'm saying.
Right, right, right.
But anyway, so they're accruing all of your DNA.
And it is helpful because you show a doctor your DNA and eventually will have such an incredible database that they'll shake it up.
They'll look at Gavin and they'll go, going to die from heart disease and cirrhosis at about 78 years old.
Thank you.
Plan accordingly.
Or they go, this guy is very pro.
We've seen this DNA before.
They tend to get liver cancer very young.
So make sure you check that on a regular basis.
Good, thank you.
Right?
But here's the problem.
We start getting so good that health insurance companies ask for your DNA and they see that you're going to be real expensive down the line and they go, no, thank you.
So I hereby predict that people will not get health insurance because of their DNA.
And they'll sue and there'll be lawsuits, but the companies will just go, sorry, sliding scale.
I can't afford to back you.
But it gets worse.
We've noticed with ultrasounds that immigrants, there was an Indian family in India, I mean India, in Canada, who did the ultrasound and discovered they're going to have a girl, aborted it.
And we're seeing this all over primitive cultures.
And I'm sorry, the non-West is primitive.
Boys are more valuable to them.
It's better for the family's money and everything to keep it in the family.
They want boys.
So they're committing gendercide and they're aborting females.
However, as we get better and better at this and we start to seed the DNA of the fetus, they're going to discover blind kids, deaf kids, kids with dwarfism, kids who are going to be not dwarf, but incredibly short,
shorter than Ryan, if you can even imagine that.
Gay kids, right?
And they're going to abort them.
Not you or me, but diversity is our strength.
Mexicans are going to abort their gay kids.
Indians, Middle Eastern people are going to abort their gay kids.
If we find the gay gene, watch for a lot of death.
And there's already, this is going on with autism.
Look at 1.8.
Speaking of the war on kids, there's this fundraiser that Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Sandler are doing.
But one of the groups that they're fundraising for are called Autism Speaks.
And Autism Speaks is supporting this prenatal examination where you can see that you have an Autistic Kid.
And what are you going to do?
Fix it?
Yeah, you put it in the garbage.
So we're going to start seeing Eugenics is what I'm saying.
Whoa.
And there's going to be.
And this isn't a crazy prediction.
Have you seen any retards lately?
No.
When I was a kid, we were drowning in tarts.
Every crew of guys, no, crew of kids, like I'm thinking of 1978 now, right?
We're on our bikes.
BMXs just came out.
There's like four kids who are best friends, but then their sister's there, and there's two girls.
There's a fat kid you call fat Pat.
And there's one kid who has to bring his little brother around who's like six and whatever, fine.
And then there's one retard and it's someone's cousin or something.
Moms would do that.
They go, you're going outside, you're bringing Kevin.
And we didn't even mind because we were so used to some ball and chain around at least one of our buddies.
It's like, all right, bring your fucking fat sister.
And so there'd be a retard.
You don't see that anymore.
They're gone.
Guess why?
Genocide.
Genocide.
They have been erased.
And it's mostly liberals doing it.
Christians don't do abortion.
So isn't it amazing liberals literally got away with murder?
And not just one or two abortions.
They got rid of an entire type of person.
How many?
Is it six million?
Is there a Down syndrome Holocaust going on right under our noses and nobody's talking about it?
It's only the beginning, folks.
You heard it here first.
Ending Down syndrome, which you're not really ending it if you kill everyone who has it, is just the beginning.
Just the beginning.
We are about to be hit with a tidal wave of eugenics.
And if you think that's only for Nazis, check out where people move to.
Check out these liberals and they're all white communities.
That's a form of eugenics.
Because they want their daughters to date people in their similar group demographic.
That's what college is.
Parents know that the education they're getting is absolute fucking garbage.
So why are you paying 50 grand a year for your kid to be brainwashed?
Because I don't care about the books.
This isn't me talking.
This is them.
I don't want my kids going to college.
The books are just accessories on the shelf.
I want her to marry 67%.
Jesus.
That's sad.
They're sending them there to meet a mate.
But the problem is women don't marry the guy they met in college anymore.
They don't get married until they're like 29, 28, sometimes later.
And it's getting longer.
So now college is, college was really just a glorified dating site where eugenic parents, mostly white, would send their kids hoping to match it up so they could make better grandkids and so on, practicing eugenics.
Eugenics is everywhere.
Everywhere.
Look at sperm donors.
They always try to, there's that Jewish guy who fertilized like 500, mostly black women, it seemed, and he's a math professor.
They're practicing eugenics right there, trying to improve their species.
Isn't it depraved?
It's the Tower of Babel.
Remember, we built up that tower.
We got too close to heaven and God knocked it down.
We're right back where we started in the Tower of Babel.
We are knowing everything about the future by looking at our DNA.
We're aborting things we don't like.
We're playing God.
We're literally playing God.
This is why I'm so offended by dogs.
That's supposed to be a wolf.
We took it and we twisted it and we bent it and scrunched it and bred it and bred it.
Now it's this depraved looking little fucking furball that loves you unconditionally and always wants food.
It's a horror show.
I look at my stupid, disgusting dog and I go, oh, that, look, those were wolves.
They're going to hell.
They used to have a practical purpose, a life-saving purpose.
Yeah, they evolved naturally as pack animals.
Sure, got it.
This?
What is that?
God hates dogs, I'm telling you right now.
God hates fake flowers.
He hates your perfume and your air freshener.
I whipped, Ryan bought a car and I grabbed his air freshener and whipped it out the window.
One of them needed to go.
And he hates fake flowers.
God hates that.
He's not big on abortion either.
Especially when you selectively abort.
But yeah, the other time you'll see eugenics too is in these white neighborhoods, these rich liberal neighborhoods where the Black Lives Matter signs are everywhere.
And someone threatens to rezone the schools and bring in some of the poor black kids or build low-income housing nearby.
Now you'll see their signs aren't quite so passionately placed.
And you see a lot of anger from them because they're fucking hypocrites.
I'm the aunt angry.
And why do we hate hypocrites?
Because they're liars.
Speaking of liars, if you have a problem with me brainwashing your kids into thinking that trans is a thing, you're a barrier.
If you check 1.7, you'll see.
This is shocking.
She said, remember what I said about smart girls, they're great in bed?
She would be an amazing fuck.
An attack on the fundamental family, the natural family, and children in particular.
Now, at the University of Cork in Ireland, there were some academics who issued a report stating that comprehensive sexuality education or sexuality education is a child's human right.
Now, the form of sexuality education that is being pushed onto children right now is an explicit form of indoctrination.
In Europe, children as young as four years old, if not starting at infancy, children are being taught how to masturbate and then it's a good, wonderful thing for you.
Now, children as young as 10 years old in North America are being pushed with various forms of this indoctrination as well.
So one thing I wanted to bring up is how I'm looking at a report here from a former UN special repertoire on the right to education and how his classification of parents are that of being barriers to children and their advanced.
Remember that?
I was freaking out about it about a year ago where the guy goes, Let's be honest: parents don't always know what's best for their kids.
It's the community that raises their kids and specialists in education.
Those are the ones who should raise your kids.
No, no.
By definition, parents know what's best for their kids.
That's the whole deal with having kids.
You fucking assholes.
And they're committed to this explicit form of education, which is really indoctrination.
So he states, and I quote, that parents who exempt their children from sex education are a barrier, as well as stating that children have the so-called, and I quote, right to pleasurable experiences, which can only be achieved through comprehensive sexuality education from the outset of our schooling.
So that means from the moment your child enters a school, that's when comprehensive sexuality should begin.
And that's when your child should be taught about masturbation, taught about there being 92 genders, taught that abortion is a woman's right, and turning your children into little advocates for these various anti-family, anti-life agendas.
So I wanted you to be aware that this fight for your children's hearts and mind is, it's been going on for well over a decade, if not longer.
And you need to be fighting this intentionally because we fight for your children for their hearts and minds.
Wait, you cut her off, though, Ryan.
I thought it did.
Wait till she's done.
Nice timing.
I'm fighting this intentionally because the fight for your children, for their hearts and minds, is deliberate.
And we need to be very intentional in addressing it.
Wow, that's shocking.
Now, of course, there's child abuse, right?
Where someone is mentally ill and they starve their kid to death.
We'll get to that in a second.
But no, they're not indoctrinating our kids with like two plus two is four, and George Washington was the father of America, America's first president.
No parents want to get in the way of that, by the way.
But it's very radical beliefs.
The 92 genders thing, what percentage of Americans believe that there's more than two genders?
I would say, what would you say?
Well, you don't know anything, so.
Say 6% tops.
No, Ryan, think of all the liberal housewives.
I don't know if they believe it, though, if they're just going along with it.
Like, believe it, believe it?
Well, yeah.
Okay, what defines believe it?
I would say believe it is when your kid comes up to you and goes, hi, I'm Two Spirit.
And you go, cool.
I believe that 100%.
You're no longer male or female.
Less than 6%.
Yeah, it's got to be tiny.
2%.
Soaps.
That's a lot of people.
You're taking this tiny belief and you're making it mainstream and anyone who gets in the way is a barrier.
It's sort of like that liberal friend who dumped me for saying I like Trump.
I go, I'd understand if I was like a polygamist or I thought 12-year-olds are sexual creatures or I thought cooking food is cancerous.
But I believe what half the country believes.
So that's like 180 million people.
That's not radical.
Why does such a tiny, tiny part of the philosophical spectrum dominate all media and education?
It's confusing to me.
But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
New York Post, get vaxed.
I'm not getting vaxed.
I don't buy the iPhone when it comes out.
I'm going to wait to see what happens to everyone else.
Kim Kardashian is on the page three.
She's wearing a dress that she says is a mystery dress that no one could possibly figure out how it's put on.
It's like a Rubik's Cube.
Yet you can just see the string that's holding it up.
She's an absolute retard.
Vaccini vax.
Everyone gets vaxed.
Look at that.
Zoom in on that.
You'll never understand how her top stays on.
Let me guess.
That string that's holding it on that goes around your neck?
Nice illusion, Kim.
It's called gravity.
You can get prostitutes.
You can go to a jack shack now.
Totally legal.
Where?
New York City.
Oh.
Well, yeah.
Go get a wank.
Have a wank.
Have a wank.
Now, in the Proud Boys, we always said you can only ejaculate, you can beat off, but you can only ejaculate within a yard of your significant other with her permission.
And her is relevant there because gays and women, well, women can't be Proud Boys, but gays were like, you guys are, your sexuality is whatever.
It's off the deep end.
You're not salvageable.
We don't care about your sex life.
And then people would go, the only exceptions we had trouble with was one guy's like, what if I haven't been with a woman?
I can't get laid.
Can I go to a jack shack?
No.
That's just as bad as porn because you're not establishing a relationship that could possibly go anywhere.
This is not a Julia Roberts, Richard Gere pretty woman scenario.
You're never going to see her again.
So you're not improving your life.
It's exactly the same as porn.
And then the other one was, what if I'm overseas and I'm in the military?
Can I have sex on computer?
And that was a tough one.
We had to take that to the elders.
But I found out later that they almost never are alone with the computer.
So it doesn't really come up.
And no, you can't.
Sorry, you're getting shot at.
You cannot beat off for a day or a year.
BLM invaded a Tequira because it's owned by a male.
And they said to other New Yorkers, we don't want you here.
All white people, by the way.
So it's white people pretending they're more New York than other white people and saying, we don't want you in our city.
And then they left yelling, tip 30%.
And their beef, I guess, with this place was that it's mostly white and it's owned by a white guy and it's a Mexican place.
What are you talking about?
It kind of shows you, too, when you see all these white people, feminism is my favorite F word, yelling at other white people, we don't want you in New York, it's really all about classism.
And it's, I'm better than you.
I'm more woke than you.
I look down on you.
And it used to be, well, I'm rich and you're poor, so fuck you.
But now we switch that.
And now rich people are shitty.
They're not as woke as me.
I'm a true New Yorker.
I only eat at Mexican-owned tequilas.
They've probably eaten at that same place like 20 times.
LeBron James said, you're next to the officer that killed that girl.
I don't think the girl story is going anywhere.
I think everyone has seen the fucking knife.
And the fact that she was a foster child and the family's now showing up saying, we loved her so.
I don't get foster children.
I don't get giving your kid up for adoption.
I know I feel kind of bad saying that.
That's one of the most controversial things I've ever said.
But I'm sorry, I don't get it.
She had no money.
Okay.
There's public schools.
It's just a little bit of extra food.
Where are you living now?
I guess if you're on the streets, it makes sense.
Or you're in a violent relationship where you get beaten all the time.
But then just get out of there.
Run.
Stay on someone's couch.
Like, the odds of you giving your kid away and then them abusing it exist.
So, I don't know.
I'm obviously not against adoption.
Don't get me wrong.
I think it's a great thing to do, obviously.
You don't want kids just sitting there.
But all I'm saying is I don't get why you would ever give your kid up.
Ever.
Even in a fucking war.
Maybe like the only extra, I can only think of very extreme scenarios.
Like you're in the Serbian war.
The Yugoslavian army is holding you at gunpoint.
And they say they will allow some kids to leave.
And like someone's saying, I'll take your kid to safety.
And you know that person.
Okay.
But then that's, the kid's going to die.
And I think I know why.
Daylight execution in Brooklyn.
This happened yesterday in Dumbo over the bridge there.
Over the Manhattan Bridge.
Just shot her in the fucking head, killed her.
They already got the woman.
Then a bunch of bullshit.
Then some more bullshit.
Then to talk and ah and some boring stuff.
And then this fucking story.
Speaking of the war on kids.
And can you imagine if the races were reversed?
This woman starved her child to death.
Why?
Because I don't be walking around with no fat ass fucking baby.
Wow.
And kids' palates, when they're little kids, they can only eat like breast milk and that encelac or whatever it's called.
It takes a while for them to have solid foods.
And she was feeding him ground-up vegetables.
He starved to death.
Imagine if the races were reversed.
And she goes, she's being really adamant about her innocence, going, it's in the fucking Bible.
Vegan means that everything that's in the Bible.
She spangs the Bible.
I'm very wise.
I'm very smart.
And I read my Bible.
She says, after her kid is dead, by the way, screaming at news reporters, just like that Michaela woman's mom who goes, oh, her name means peace.
And she's pretty motherly.
Hi, my daughter just died.
Any more questions?
So what we're seeing here now is the bigotry of low expectations.
It's a type of racism.
It's bad.
And it's anti-equality, anti-egalitarianism.
And you're letting a group get away with murder because you think they're retarded.
And you're just like, oh, the Negro.
Let's give them prizes.
Well, I don't think like that.
I'm a true egalitarian.
And when a group behaves badly, I don't hesitate to criticize them.
You want to talk about woke?
I'm woke.
Michaela's mother and aunt abandoned her.
They put her in foster care.
The foster care sucked.
No one wanted this poor kid.
She was a nightmare, probably because she was ignored, or maybe she was ignored because she's a nightmare.
She was out to kill another girl.
And the policeman saved that girl's life by killing that stupid bitch.
Anyway, let's jump to racism, shall we?
Talk about racism.
Those racist guys.
I'm getting no signal here.
So, there is a major problem in the black community, in the poor black community, in the hood.
The hood is on fire.
That's the name of today's show.
The hood is on fire.
And how do you remedy that?
Well, I just wrote the hood is on remedy.
How do you remedy that?
Law and order is a biggie.
That's the initial solution.
The long-term solution is the family, black families.
And the DNC is responsible for both of those problems.
They have defunded the police, deregulated the police, vilified the police to the point where they don't want to do their jobs.
And what have we got in the result?
Like, in yesterday's news, we had prostitution legal.
We had this guy is seen as a racist pig cop who murdered a black guy.
We've got people berating rich white people when they go to eat lunch.
We have blacks assassinate each other in Brooklyn.
Black leaders suggesting other cops are next.
And we have some black woman where the baby daddy's long gone and she's starving her child to death.
And the media is hiding it all.
The media has created this George Floyd cult where we don't look at George Floyd's behavior or any other future George Floyds and we focus on the wrong guys.
We say the system is racist and we say cops are racist.
We just had, we Had a seven-year-old murdered?
Yeah, look at this.
I didn't number it, it's between 23 and 24.
So, some kids are out pissing on someone's grave, some other gangster's grave.
They don't have fathers, they don't know how to behave.
And the person they insulted went to the McDonald's where this guy was getting some food and shot up his car and killed his seven-year-old girl.
The media completely hides this story because it doesn't fit the narrative.
Blacks behaving badly is going on, but that's an ugly narrative, so it's cops behaving badly.
And again, if you run the numbers, you're going to find about six unarmed blacks killed by cops every year.
You're going to find 20 blacks murdered by blacks a day.
Do you care about black people?
Then you should care about bad behavior because it leads to death like this.
Check this out.
Bro, fuck y'all.
Bitch ass niggas.
Fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all.
Bitch ass niggas.
Fuck y'all niggas.
Poe ass niggas, bro.
Fuck y'all.
See, fuck all you bitch ass niggas.
Why did that seven-year-old girl die?
Because someone urinated on a dead guy's gravestone.
We also had a baby that was shot in a car recently, right?
We had another, it's not in my notes.
Then we had a woman, her black boyfriend was looking after his toddler, her toddler, little white kid, maybe three or four, and he gets so mad at the kid for tearing a pillow by accident that he suplexes the kid to death.
He does a wrestling move on him because he lost his temper.
Killed the kid.
That's all in the past couple days.
But no, it's about George Floyd and the police.
That boy's dead.
That little angel, one-year-old, is dead.
No families, no order, total and utter chaos.
And the media denial makes it worse.
These assholes like this keep getting away with murder because it doesn't make the papers.
That little boy's face should be everywhere.
There should be riots in the streets.
The baby who was shot in the car, there should be riots in the streets.
That seven-year-old I just talked about.
Look her up.
We should know her name.
I keep saying we need to pay attention to these and then I don't fucking show the kid.
Beautiful little black girl.
Frizzy hair.
Angel of a child.
Bright future.
Murdered.
Shot and killed at McDonald's drive-thru.
And remember what we said about hiding behind cars.
Cars don't stop bullets.
Jaslyn Adams.
Like, that's...
Look at Shizmobbin.
The second I said I liked it, it was removed.
True.
If you want to know what's going on in the hood, look at these hood sites.
Like, I sent you Grindface.
It's their backup.
Backup Grindface.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's not Shizmobbins.
It's Grindface's own backup.
Oh, I see.
This is going on in the hood.
Oh.
What?
No way.
I just looked at it 10 seconds ago.
Maybe that was a certain tweet they deleted.
Here we go.
There we go.
Yeah, look at that.
Out, nigga.
Oh.
Check it out.
Take that motherfucker.
Did you?
That's kind of gratifying.
Nigga, just yank it.
Ooh.
Yank it, nigga, yank it.
That shit out, bro.
There it is.
It's out.
But if you scroll through all of Grindface, you see what the media doesn't report.
And it's just a demographic that doesn't see any value in each other's lives.
Just murdering each other, stabbing each other, shooting each other in the head for nothing.
Beating each other senselessly.
Look at that.
And when you tell this demographic, when you tell these people that it's not their fault, it's cops, this absolves them of any responsibility.
And it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse.
And we don't suffer.
Here in Manhattan, all these little white enclaves, we don't suffer.
It's the poor communities that suffer.
When you don't have gun laws and you say there's no legal guns allowed, then only bad guys have guns and the hood is dangerous.
This is what Maj Touré is always talking about.
You get welfare out of the hood and that brings families back and you put law and order back in the hood and you don't vilify cops and sue them to death and you could save millions of lives.
But these people don't give a shit about millions of lives and they have no problem sacrificing blacks to their cause.
George Floyd and Derek Chauvin were both sacrificial lambs to the cult.
If you could bring, as we said yesterday, if you could bring George Floyd back and those families would lose their money, they'd say, kill him.
They'd killed him himself.
If he showed up, he's like, hey, I'm better.
They'd go, pew, fuck you, George.
And Ayo, so this brings us to 1.9 where Alexandre Oquezio-Cortez said, no, not good enough.
What?
First of all, I don't think Derek Chauvin was guilty.
And I think there was at least a shadow of a doubt.
It was not proved beyond any doubt that he was responsible for the death of George Floyd.
There's a great argument for Fentonil.
But, okay, we gave you the sacrificial lamb.
We sacrificed Chauvin to the funeral pyre.
We threw him in the volcano for your BLM gods.
Nope, not good enough.
What?
I've never seen that before.
Usually when they take the virgin to the volcano and throw her in, the gods go, thank you.
Good work for now.
I'm going to need a baby soon.
And I'm going to need like, I don't know, a rich guy or something.
But thanks for the virgin for now.
Let's see what she says about her cult.
So no.
This verdict is not justice.
Frankly, I don't even think we call it full accountability because there are multiple officers that were there.
It wasn't just Derek Jauvin.
They all have to go to jail too.
He was their boss.
This moment to be framed as this system working.
Why not?
Because it's not working.
And I think she's right.
We should have burned Derek Chauvin alive.
That's what creates a lot of complexity in this moment.
So no.
What?
In other words, these radicals are religious.
This is a religion to them.
It's a fucking cult.
And if you go up to a purist, a radical follower of a religion or a cult, and you say, here, I'm appeasing you, they go, no, not good enough.
Like with Scientology, do you ever achieve perfect clarity?
No, you're always wanting to improve and get your fucking Dianetics chart.
Apparently, Marjorie Taylor Green approached AOC on the house floor and said, I asked her about this bullshit where she said climate change is caused by racism.
But anyway, I want to stay on topic.
Here's a good depiction of this cult.
2-0.
This person didn't mean to do this, but it is some goofy cult shit.
Look at this.
Now, I've researched most of those names, and I bet out of that three of them, you would go, eh, that was kind of weird.
They should have.
Like, they were pointing guns at cops, or they were resisting arrest, or they wouldn't put their hands up.
Like, Philando Castile is a pretty bad one, actually, for the police.
But still, he was a career criminal.
He fit the description.
He wouldn't put his hands up.
The cop was familiar with him.
And after saying, put your hands up a million times, eventually he just shot him.
Breonna Taylor was a drug dealer, slut who was the one that the two dealers would fuck, and they'd make her carry the money, and they posed with guns.
They loved the culture.
All three of them loved dealing drugs.
They found a dead body in her rental car.
She was in the game.
And when you look at what's really going on in the hood, you go, yeah, I get it that there's shootings in danger because you're killing 20 of each other.
How do you phrase that?
You're killing each other to the tune of 20 men a day.
It's not cops.
It's this cult.
But culpability is hard.
And admitting that there's a problem, not with the system per se, but with the actual culture of the streets in the hood, in Baltimore, in East New York, that means you have to say a bad thing about black people.
And you can't do that.
So, you know who's responsible for all of this?
Cops.
And that's the cult.
And the media is happy to propagate it.
What?
Did I miss something here?
What do you mean?
So one of the.
Yes, Ryan.
Why are you saying that?
So Mike Pompeo?
Oh, that's not in the replies.
What?
It looks like that's the replies.
What's the replies?
I was looking for the replies, and Mike Pompeo tweeted something about the Iran war.
Why did you just stop the show to say that?
Because I was showing some replies.
Okay.
Yeah, here we go.
I was looking for something like this.
Yeah, that's a good meme right there.
Deuante Wright, George Floyd, held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach during home invasion.
But did he deserve to die that day?
Well, no.
No one's saying that Breonna Taylor deserved to die.
But when you're a drug dealer selling drugs from your home, people are calling the police about you.
The police are being told to clean up drugs in this neighborhood.
Well, now you're playing with fire.
And when you play with fire, eventually you get burned.
If we thought people deserved to die for dealing drugs, then we'd make it a capital offense and it would be the electric chair.
It's not.
It's usually a fine and maybe a year at Rikers.
We're not saying drug dealers must die.
We're saying when you're heavily involved in crime, when your community is in total...
Oh, she literally used her kid as a shield while she shot at police, Corinne Gaines.
See?
This is what happens when you look up these names.
And if you want to see blacks, and I know the left does, shot for no reason about racism, you may want to check in with the Browns in South Central and a lot of California.
They are being hunted.
Blacks are being hunted there.
The Mexicans went, blacks have a lot of crime.
I don't want them in my neighborhood.
Like Louis C.K. said.
Because they don't investigate these communities.
No one talks.
Shut up, Janet.
So that's what they do.
Like, what did I just see?
Did I send you this?
Where they were like, go to 2-3.
I think it was 2-3.
Hello?
Yeah, nine kids shot at a 12-year-old's birthday party.
Not one of the 60 attendees are making a statement to police.
And it's the same with Hispanic culture.
When they go shoot a black kid, no one's talking to the police.
Police can't do their job anyway.
You throw them in jail when they do their job.
But can you imagine there was a mega party where people were shot?
Go to that thing you highlighted.
We have not one witness, not one person that saw anything.
So we're trying to solve it on our own right now.
I'm going to be polite.
It's more than frustrating.
That's what's going on in that community.
But the press doesn't like that.
It doesn't make for good saying.
So look at 2-1.
Look at how the press behaves.
Half of the time when you see this George Floyd shit, you see more people with cameras than there are protesters.
Look at this.
Isn't that a...
Like, I want an oil painting of this.
There's about a dozen media reporters there and just one dude putting his fist up.
And they're all like, getting their shot.
This is the shot.
Not the black guy.
I realize that's disgusting to be snorting snot down my throat, but at least you got a show.
They just play in.
That's funny.
And it's not a pro-black cult per se.
It's an anti-white cult.
And it's run mostly by white people, using black people as pawns to shut on other white people.
Why are white people shitting on other white people?
It's a white thing.
It's a hierarchical thing.
Like political correctness where you say, you have to say African American now, not black.
They don't say that to blacks.
They don't give a shit about blacks.
But they want to police you and control you.
That's why they love COVID so much.
Because now with the masks, you can be more sophisticated.
I'm higher up.
And I think that's a genetic trait with whites.
They're obsessed with the caste system and hierarchy.
And I don't like it.
There's one thing I've noticed about interesting people is they come from all over the wealth and education spectrum.
All I care about is stories.
And rich, fancy pants people tend not to have stories.
It's ironic that the Karens, the AOCs, the Amy Siskins of the world are the ones telling everyone how to live when they are the least interesting people I've ever met.
Boomerangry woman liberals are the most boring human beings on the planet.
They have the least life experience and they're the least interesting person to sit next to at a pub.
And when I'm king of the world, they will be banned from pubs, bars.
And then what's 2-2?
The sacrificial lambs for this cult are George Floyd and Chauvin.
Oh yeah, George Floyd was a sacrifice.
He gave his life.
Isn't that amazing?
It's that religion's Jesus.
They've got their Jesus.
She thanked George Floyd for giving his life, sacrificing his life for justice.
And then what did his stupid junkie bitch girlfriend say?
She thanks him for dying.
Yeah, I'd thank him for dying too.
He was a useless junkie career criminal, and now she has 27 million.
That's life-changing money.
God, I can't wait to see her house and where she moves to.
Can you imagine her in five years?
She was a junkie, too, I assume.
Right?
You don't have a boyfriend who does fentanyl all the time and you just go, well, that's his fentanyl Fridays.
Yeah, you're probably sharing a lifestyle.
Meanwhile, we have behavior like this, 2-4.
And again, it's not anti-Asian crime we're seeing.
It's a rise in crime because we're giving one demographic a free pass to behave badly with no law and order.
And what happens when you do that?
They behave badly.
So we have a little kid getting a suplex to death.
We have a nine-year-old getting shot in a drive-thru drive-by.
And then we have some beautiful Amish girl walking home from church who gets raped and beaten to death and then buried under a fucking house.
Let's see her.
And I've always said this.
Remember we were talking about the Asian crime?
I said, it's not anti-Asian per se.
It's the victims.
And I said, if they were Amish, then they're going to be victims too.
When crime is up, easy prey goes first.
They call the herd.
And then you have behavior like this, 24B.
I just.
Oh, here's the perp.
What's 24B?
This is...
The media is totally ignoring this kind of behavior because it doesn't fit the narrative.
Major lag.
How hard is it to buy a TriCaster?
You have to talk to a broker.
You can't just buy it.
And they also wanted somebody to come here.
A couple grand to go from anywhere from $6,000 to like $16,000 to maybe like $50,000 if you get the pro one.
The real big ass one?
$50,000, something like that.
Well, they should come to the new studio.
You know, we're going to need all new cords at the new studio because your booth is going to be about 40 feet away from me.
Right.
Oh, I got that on video.
I got that on video.
I got that on live, baby.
Don't fight at the fair.
Don't fight where your kids are alone.
Looks swinging.
I hate these rides.
The lineup to get on is about four times as long as the ride.
Okay, there's kids on us.
Don't do anything, okay?
Isn't he starting a fight with your two-year-old?
Look, she's down.
The two-year-old's down.
You will not see this anywhere.
In the New York Times.
They're too busy talking about Tashi Coach, about reparations.
Notice the repetition, too.
Beat his ass!
They don't, yeah, they latch onto one thing, and that's it.
Beat his ass.
How about, whoa, what the hell's going on with the ride now?
Oh, my God.
I haven't seen this video before.
No, it's an overdrive.
Imagine if the races were reversed.
He would be like, oh, that would make it to the New York Times.
Redneck Carnage.
Yeah, Carney Carnage.
Carney Carnage, yeah.
A bunch of disgusting hillbillies were acting like a typical racist moron.
Fear us wheel.
What's 24C more of the same?
I mean, we could show these all day.
Can you make it?
My penis wasn't small.
Oh, shit, there's a long ass up again.
Oh, hell yeah.
They're freaking women.
I tried that.
It makes you feel weird.
They have no problem.
The community has no problem.
I think I just saw a white guy still eating his chicken and waffle, minding his own beeselax.
I'm hungry.
They're really progressive when it comes to equality.
They treat women just the same as any other brawler out there.
Everybody!
All right, so you got my point, right?
There's a strange cult going on.
It has nothing to do with the truth.
And if you cared about black people, you would want to fix the hood.
And you way to fix the hood is law and order and restore the black family.
But no one cares.
And these fucking disgusting liberals, in the name of equality, are using blacks as pawns, as cannon fodder for their ridiculous, crazy, goofy cult.
But.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes together's male bed.
Let me touch it.
It's from a girl named Dakota.
Hey, G-Dog, I was wondering if you've ever seen the movie The Place Beyond the Pines.
Yes, I have seen that movie.
What was that again?
The Place Beyond the Pines.
Uh, badoopada.
It's not ringing a bell, though.
I definitely saw it.
Official trailer.
Oh, is that the racist movie?
Oh, not the racist movie.
He's a Nazi.
Ryan Gosling?
Oh, no, it's not that one.
How are you going to take care of us?
Oh, yeah, he is.
I can't think of another line of work that I'd rather be in.
Yeah, it's a good movie.
That one's a little too sexy, though, to be believable.
It's like Hunk Central.
Except that guy.
105, and for sure, it's not back.
104, I got a big roll on a motorcycle.
Yeah, cool movie.
Great movie.
Thanks.
Although I don't like sexy people.
Like that movie, Prison, that show Prison Break, I think it was called.
It was all gorgeous, gay hunks.
And you're like, I've been to prisons.
I've seen people there.
They're not sexy.
And you're pulling me out of it.
Which is what you were saying, a good thing about a movie where you didn't know anyone.
Oh, yeah, Judge Dredd.
Dredd.
Yeah, you don't know anyone in it.
And that's why it's a good movie.
The one name.
Why do famous people exist?
Acting is not hard.
I've been in tons of movies.
It's so easy.
And if you fuck it up and you say, I like the New York Post, the director will come over and go, no, just say, I like the New York Post.
And the emphasis is on like.
And you go, oh, okay.
I like the New York Post.
Done, cut.
You act.
Your acting is like, if you notice an hour and a half long movie takes about a year to make?
So you're working like 20 seconds a day.
That's most people's problem with it, is that they're sitting there waiting.
That's what Rogan said.
Dude, you're just waiting all the time, man.
Well, Hollywood should be generating a movie a day.
The entire, all of LA is in the film business, and they put out like one a month.
They suck.
Anyway, get some guys from drama school, get some little nerds from theater school, get some ugly people, and put them in the movies.
It's like Justin Thoreau said.
You're looking at Castaway and you're looking at Tom Hanks and you're like, him and his wife just bought a house in Malibu.
And his son said it's going to be White Boy Summer.
Now I'm pulled out of it.
Now I can't watch it.
There's Joaquin Phoenix.
I met him in Montezuma.
His dad was my neighbor, Juan Phoenix.
They killed people.
Joaquin's dad, Juan, is in some bizarre cult where they don't do blood transfusions and they don't do all kinds of important medicine because it's against the Bible or something.
And one of their boys, I can't remember if it was Summer's Son or Rain's Son or whatever.
They were driving him to San Jose from Montezuma and he died on the way.
It's a long drive.
It's only about 10 miles, but it takes like a day.
And so they're just driving with a dead kid in the car for hours and hours and hours.
Oof.
What are you showing me there?
Oh, that's Juan?
River Phoenix and Juan.
He's a big fat pig now.
Gavinator, I saw you on Kumi's show yesterday and y'all showed a picture of a bunch of short peasants wearing platforms under their shoes.
My little brother is in Commandance 4 in the Marine Corps, and he is so damn tall.
The other three devil dogs have to wear platform shoes so they look more in uniform in height, which cracks me the fuck up.
A bunch of jarheads running around in fucking heels.
He's 6'7 and would walk around with the business cards in high school and said, yes, I'm tall.
No, I didn't play basketball, and the weather up here isn't fine.
Yeah, it's something that really offends me.
The band Flatfoot56 have a song called, I'm 6'7, fuck off.
And they even do it.
Like my daughter's friend is really tall for her age.
She's 14 and she's probably about 5'10.
And I see people, like grown men, say to her, wow, what are you?
Like 5'10?
And that poor girl, 14 years old, she's like, yes, I'm 5'10.
No, I don't play basketball.
Like, do you go up to little black kids and go, oh, you got a funny little frizzy hair?
Yeah.
P.S. You and Kumio.
Kumio are my favorite to watch.
Seeing you all together is a highlight of my fucking week.
Yeah, I think that shows a hit.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to ask our tech guy for all the stats on all the shows and just cut the ones that nobody watches.
Oof.
That's how networks work.
Shows get canceled.
Gavin and Ryan order from best to worse.
If you have to get these bodily substances on you, what order would you rank them in?
Jizz, blood, shit, urine, snot.
Also, what do you think it's worse if it comes from a dude rather than a chick?
Well, do girls have jizz?
Snot is my least thing I'm worried about.
Urine is second.
Third would be blood.
Fourth is shit.
As far as like, no, sorry.
Five is snot.
Four is urine.
Three is blood.
Two is shit.
The number one thing I don't want on me is jizz.
Very important letter we get on the show.
Sup, Gabby Aines.
Cabby Aines is what the woman from Con Ed called me once.
And she was black and I yelled at her.
I said, it's phonetic.
Do you know what phonetic means?
And she goes, do you know what about to have your power cut off means?
Because I was late on a bill.
I'm sure this is an ancient Chinese secret, but EDP just got exposed as a pedo.
Who's EDP?
Oh, yeah, this is ancient news.
You see it right here on this curve right here.
Okay, cool.
He's being all cool the whole time.
Oh, that's that Antifa guy who was caught with porn?
EDP before.
Is that the Antifa dude who shows up?
No, that's...
God, will you shut up?
Stop interrupting the show with garbage angles.
Who is EDP?
He does.
He's a gamer YouTuber who is obsessed with the Philadelphia Eagles and has millions of followers, but he's done now.
Just like James Charles.
This is from a guy named Crippled Bear.
Hey, Gavin, Rye, please watch the video of the Army Lieutenant getting pepper sprayed by the police again.
My bullshit detector went off, and I think this guy baited the cops.
I think he drove around all night with no license plate, hoping to get pulled over.
Notice he had his own camera set up.
Yeah, that's what we said on the show.
The angle on him was a little too perfect.
Because when I was watching the footage, I'm like, why is there a camera B?
It was almost like a prank show.
Open the door.
I'm not getting out the vehicle.
What's going on?
Open the door, shut up.
What's going on?
Open the door!
Yeah, the camera was too perfect.
Also, the way he was talking was very strange.
Like, he knew he'd be on camera.
It's all very convenient.
It was a total con.
I thought you'd catch it too.
I did catch it, shithead.
We totally caught the perfect footage.
My dog is joking, right?
Get out of the car.
I had another epiphany, by the way.
I'm glad you reminded me.
So, Bob, remember I was really mad at Bob Odenkirk because he did the movie Nobody after he was house invaded by blacks and Hispanics, I assume, right?
You don't hear a lot of white home invasions.
But then he makes a revenge flick where it's whites invading his home, right?
Russians.
Russians.
And that pissed me off because I'm like, oh, fuck, you're such a pussy.
Blacks beat you up and terrorize your family.
Oh.
And you make.
No, first it was Latinos that actually broke in.
Right, but they were doing the bidding of the white girl.
Correct.
They were poor and they had to do it to make money.
Right.
So that doesn't count.
It was the rich white evil man who was running the whole show.
Then it took me a long ass time.
Like, remember when Derek Beckles told me his mother was in the Twin Towers on 9-11?
And it took me like two years to go, wait a minute, you're lying.
Actually, I'd say it took me 10 years to realize he was lying.
But Bob Odenkirk's lying.
He was never home invaded.
You're a liar.
That would be the biggest story on earth.
Remember that porn star was home invaded and gangbanged?
And that's how I learned about Mercedes Carrera?
Oh, shit, I got to write her in jail.
Fuck.
Out of sight, out of mind.
And people would pick it up on police wires.
When I went to Amy Siskin's house, my family, journalists were calling me like within hours because they heard it on the police radio.
So if Bob Odenkirk had a home invasion, it would be national news.
And if it happened twice, no one gets home invaded twice.
After once, you turn your home into fucking Fort Knox and you never forget to lock everything up before you go to bed.
Home invasions are very rare.
It's a big fucking deal having a home invasion.
And when it happens, it happens in Detroit.
It happens in Baltimore.
It's a huge, huge fucking deal.
It doesn't happen in whatever little fucking Beverly Hills suburb he was living in.
So this took me a month.
I bullshit.
Gave him all my cash.
How much cash do suburbanites have?
He had 30 bucks on him.
So I hereby call bullshit on Baul Butrinkirk's Home Invasions.
He just realized it's a great way to sell my movie.
It's a great lie.
What a fucker.
I think he's autistic, so he has no problem lying.
And it makes him a good actor.
Still a good movie, though, I'm not going to lie.
Dear Gavnail and Rai, I apologize in advance for such a gay and long email, but I'm going to meaning to send my two cents over the whole Milo now being recovered gay man.
In his talks with pastors and whomever's on his show, he mentions a lot about the born this way slogan that gets re-elected by the gay community.
He'll say that it is wrong and untrue.
I have to say, I disagree, and I think I can explain why you might be inclined to think this.
Milo is clearly a bottom, so his experience with lovers would mainly be with tops.
I've found when talking to tops, they tend to be more straight acting.
And when I've asked them, so when did you know you were gay?
They'll say it was some point later in life, like high school or college.
Conversely, when I've asked bottoms the same question, they almost always say that they've always known.
And I think I know why.
I don't know why he said that.
And I think I know why.
Oh, I get it, Tanishi Coates.
Bottoms who are truly bottoms, who play no other role, tend to be very feminine throughout their lives, Even as kids, as when they tell their coming out story to me, they'll mention that their parents were already expecting them to come out from an early age.
They also tend to have at least a few sisters.
I've heard that some women are predisposed.
Boy, this thing is fucking long as shit.
I've heard that some women who are predisposed to giving birth to females, but these women, if they ever have males, will still feminize the fetus in the womb.
That's giving them female traits, even the trait of wanting to be the fucker, fuck you, not the fucker.
Add this to a theory entirely of my own that I came up with through being a top the past 15 years after coming out when I was 19.
The scene that this guy's on Adderall.
Hey, people who send letters here, please don't send them right after you've done an Adderall.
I'm not reading a novel.
Blah, blah, blah.
I used to like Milo.
I've been against gay marriage since 2010.
I saw that it was bad for gays.
He joked about being molested by a priest.
I do also recall him saying that, at least while Milo, lastly, I should mention I'm saying this from Hitchen in the UK.
Oh, where I was born.
So I can set the record for the gayest email submitted and first from your hometown.
I would have fucked Milo with his heels on sincerely long hands.
P.S. Orson Welles is saying, does she do anything?
Gesturing to the supporting actress?
No.
Thinking that she had lines.
No, he's not saying that.
We've been through this.
Doesn't do anything?
That didn't even sound like she at all.
Yeah, does this do anything?
Just do anything?
You're a real expert there, Homo.
And then he attaches some pictures.
Pics.
Also, I've attached some pictures from Windmill Hill in Hitchin.
Hitchen is a very posh little rural suburb.
Not like Luton, which is about 20 minutes away where Tommy's from, which is working class.
Greg Guttfeld is a little bitch.
And then they have him quoted here.
I was short.
I was scared.
I could not protect my model wife that gave me no kids.
Greg Gutfeld.
Greg, you might as well post a Hate Has No Home here sign in your front lawn or write Black Lives Matter in your nearest door so it gets looted anyway.
The mob will never be satisfied, you little tool.
But maybe Greg was being sarcastic?
No.
I felt ugly.
I felt gay.
I think Greg was surprised that not everyone is as amoral as him.
And when he said he was glad Chauvin's going to jail, they pooped their pants.
People are saying that I said Chauvin should go to jail for the better of the community.
I didn't say that.
I said that's an argument.
And then I use the analogy, if the whole village was going to burn down unless they killed this witch, should the witch die?
Now, I don't want the witch to die.
I'm a moral person.
But I get the argument that people say, you know what, throw him in jail.
But the problem with that is you think the mob is going to be appeased.
Look at Alexandria Oquezio-Cortez.
She is not appeased.
So it didn't work.
Did we get less riots?
Do we get more riots?
Maybe a little bit.
We've had riots for a year now, to the tune of $3 billion in damages.
Corporations that were then vandalized and looted had spent tens of millions sacrificing money to this cult.
Nope.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
I am glad that he is fish.
I'm glad that he was found guilty on all charges.
Yeah.
Even if he might not be guilty of all charges.
Oh, my God.
I am glad that he is on all charges.
That's fucked up.
Like, Pierrot and everybody else is only upset.
They were like, they said, yeah, when he said, I'm glad that he's got charged.
And they were upset because he said that maybe he's innocent.
But here's the problem with a lot of people at Fox News.
Most of the media you see, most of the talking heads you see, is they don't have kids.
Pierrot has kids.
They have stakes.
And those of us with kids care about the future.
And people without kids, they think about a month ahead.
We think 100 years ahead.
I want there to be a free America.
I want my grandchildren to have free speech.
So I care about the long term.
And the problem with the childless is they're all about immediate gratification.
Anyway, let's show the final video.
Kevin's all right, not alt-right, all right, and the show is pretty tight.
Maybe people have trouble with those lyrics because they think they're profound and they're expecting something deeper.
I think I sent you a newer one, Ryan, than that.
I'm sick of those.
It's starting to get racist showing black people.
Oh, no, no.
That is the one I wanted to show.
Well, let's show both.
So this, ladies, black ladies, when you get in fights, you know your hair is toast, right?
They don't seem to care.
They don't let you touch their hair when you have sex with them.
And then they just wander into a fight with a $3,000 weave on their head that's gone.
Get your home, bro.
That was my girl.
I'd be really good at the weave going.
The weight is on fire.
Oh, those are nice nipples.
Do you like those nipples, really?
Oh, no, no, no, you never asked me about my nipples.
Those are nice and small.
You never asked me about my nipples once.
I'm not interested in your nipples.
Oh, that's nice.
I'm just being honest.
Well, then I don't care about your nipples.
What the fuck?
You know what?
No, you're just saying.
I don't care that you broke your nipple last summer.
You're just saying you don't care about my nipples because I...
No, I do care about your nipples.
I hate them.
I'm indifferent towards nipples.
I hate your nipples.
I feel nothing for your nipples.
I might steal them.
No, you can't.
You might cut them off when you're sleeping.
You may not.
You don't decide.
They're my nipples.
My choice.
You can't Freeze them.
Please don't.
Off to like Orangel, the canker medicine.
Okay, that would numb them.
Yeah.
And then cut them off so you don't wake up.
That sucks.
And you just wake up and your tits will look like that bullet hole in that black guy's hip.
You just have holes.
Suck.
I don't like that.
I know a girl that has no nipple.
What?
Melissa.
She had breast cancer.
Ooh.
And she'd lost a tit.
They built a new one, but it had no nipple.
And it was like, they make you a nipple, but they cut off part of your thigh, and then they make it, and then they sew it, and it's like a nipple.
You can imagine how much it hurts taking this off your leg.
And she was like, nah, I'm not doing that.
So you know what she got?
A tattoo of a nipple.
That's fun.
And she goes, but is this going to be weird?
We're good friends.
She goes, is this going to be weird when a guy sees it?
And I go, no, because a guy's not going to like see it.
He wants to tell his brain that there's a nipple there.
And when you get the tattoo, you're helping his brain with the lie.
And that's all we need.
There's Ryan.
After.
After I cut your fucking nipples off, bitch.
That stinks.
Do I need my nipples?
I don't think so.
Anyway, that fight goes on and on and on, but we've shown too much of that already.
Actually, there's another one I sent you.
Let's end with a white fight, just so it's not the blacks are out of control show.
Some white people do fight too.
It's not coming.
Is it normal to have a boner right now?
Yes.
Good fighters.
Ryan face.
What do we care about, folks?
We care about honesty and truth.
You know why?
Because we're lazy.
I don't like lies.
They're a waste of my time.
The whole reason humans are successful is because of memes.
And I'm not talking about the computer memes.
I'm talking about stories.
Genes, not, I mean, memes, not genes.
If a monkey gets bitten by a saber-toothed tiger, it just goes.
And the monkey goes, I don't understand you.
If a human gets bitten by a saber-toothed tiger, he goes, guys, those huge cats with the fangs, bad news.
I got bitten by one.
Now what that caveman has done is he's given a life experience to a fellow human, and that human has lived more life.
You keep doing that again and again and again.
And although you've only been on the planet for 50 years, you have like thousands of years of experience in your cranium.
Now you're a sentient being.
Now you're magic.
I know what's going to happen with inflation, with Joe Biden overprinting it.
I saw Mugabe do it.
It turned Zimbabwe into a fucking shithole.
That's where we're headed.
We have no justice system, no election.
We're headed to African levels, shithole country levels.
Thank you, Africa, for showing me how bad things can be.
I'm trying to avoid it now.
I have that meme.
I have that story in my head.
The problem with liars is they tell you a story.
Yeah, I fucked a saber-toothed tiger at a party once.
And you go, what?
I thought they were vicious.
Hmm.
People fuck giant cats.
You put all this information here.
Then you find out he's a liar and you go, oh, fuck.
I got to find that file.
And then take that page out.
You just wasted my fucking time.
And that's what I hate about these hypocrites like AOC.
They say it's about George Floyd.
We need to get him vindicated.
And then that happens and they go, nah, I don't give a fuck.
Oh, you wasted my time.
Like when they talk about immigration and you go, how many immigrants are there, illegal immigrants in the country?
And they go, I don't know, like 100 million.
You go, oh, so you don't really care about this subject because you have never looked it up and you're wasting my fucking time.
Our time is very valuable.
That's why we're honest people.
And sometimes the truth is uncomfortable.
The truth right now is that the black community is totally out of control.
A lack of policing and too much welfare and a lack of accountability has lit the hood on fire.
And we don't like that because we love humans and we want everyone to have equal opportunities.
And these fucking lying liberals are hurting not just the hood.
They're hurting the whole country with their lies.
And they're setting us back half a century.
So fuck them.
I hate their guts.
Hate has a home here right in my heart.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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