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March 11, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	Oh, live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon.
	The best of the worst things that you never needed to know.
	I had all my suit pants expanded.
	That's eight suits.
	All fit me like a glove again.
	Although the tops are feeling a little tight.
	I'm having this thing recently where I have a normal body and then I'll eat like a piece of pita with some hummus and then I just balloon out instantly.
	Do you ever get that?
	You're retaining water and salt.
	It's like water, but it's not water.
	I'll have like four chips and then just all of a sudden my shirt doesn't fit.
	Yep.
	You know that?
	You get that?
	You have that problem?
	I have gut expansion, sure.
	That's why they have the after-dinner notch in nice dress pants.
	But I'll bite a chip I'm talking about, not a dinner.
	I'll bite a chip and all of a sudden I am bloated like I just drank five beers.
	That could be salt.
	Salt and sodium does that to you.
	It makes you feel bloated in the face, but that's, you know.
	No, but that bloating is from when you have water after, it retains it because the salt made you drink more.
	Why would I ever ask you about anything medical?
	I asked my wife this, and she didn't know what I was talking about.
	That was Rocky Votolato.
	His song is Portland is Leaving.
	He was like an old hardcore kid.
	He was originally southern from Texas, but he grew up in Portland and the Pacific Northwest.
	And I just assume anyone sane hates Portland.
	I mean, we have the FBI saying, well, where Antifa is is where fascism is because they're anti-FA.
	So when you see FA, when you see Antifa, there must be FA there, as in fascism.
	Okay, so Portland is full of fascists, I guess, because that's where Antifa is the most, which doesn't make any sense, obviously.
	So I assume everyone's sane, including my brother-in-law, must look out the window of their apartment and go, this town sucks shit.
	Like, at least if it was Baltimore or the south side of Chicago, you'd go, well, there are a lot of black deaths.
	They just have the wrong bad guy.
	It's not the cops.
	It's other black people.
	But at least there's a thing that deserves rioting.
	I think the number of blacks that are killed every day deserves a riot.
	I get that.
	There's a point there.
	But Portland, the rainy grunge town that fucking Dave MDC and Pig Champion live in, and they had that band, The Submissives, it's like a punk town.
	It's like Portlandia.
	It's the place Fred Armison makes fun of.
	And now that's the epicenter of fascism?
	What are you talking about?
	That's obviously horseshit.
	Today's book is Coloring the News, done by my good pal William McGowan, Bill McGowan.
	He's a big, big anti-New York Times crusader.
	He wrote the book Grey Lady Down about how much it sucks.
	Wonderful dude.
	He was at my wedding.
	He was wearing a sarong because he lived in Southeast Asia for a while.
	And my friend, fashion designer Benjamin Cho, who's now dead thanks to heroin, looked at him and he said, I had no idea that a sarong could be so wrong.
	Funniest guy in the world.
	I used to call him Bobby Trendy because he reminds me of that chick on that Asian guy on Anna Nicole Smith's show.
	And when I said it, it was so mean.
	And he was a hard guy to riff with because he was so fucking fast.
	But when I said that to him, he went, oh, and I was like, I fucking slayed the dragon.
	Look up Bobby Trendy.
	And you'll see why it's so mean to a gay, to say to a Gaysian.
	I remember him.
	Like yourself.
	Knows me.
	Video, video, video.
	He looks half.
	He's a halfer.
	Hop out.
	Anyway, Coloring the News is about the New York Times and liberal bias in general.
	And what's amazing about it.
	There it is.
	I'm making Anna Nicole Smith more at home.
	Wait, she's pretty straight.
	Drapery in the dining room.
	Gay has gotten gayer over the past 10 years.
	Gay's used to be normal.
	Okay.
	And that's it.
	And that's it.
	This was like 2003, 2004, it was big.
	Did you want to purchase that?
	Because that's available if you like it that much.
	I remember him being the biggest fag in the world.
	And now you compare him to someone like Brett Man Rock, who I just discovered 10 minutes ago.
	And he looks like fucking Clint Eastwood.
	I mean, Bobby Trendy.
	But yeah, this was written in the early aughts, and it's prescient.
	It shows you what was about to happen to liberal media because we saw the bubbling of it now.
	It's not a new thing.
	Look, this is gays today.
	What the fuck is this?
	Honey supports all kinds of retailers from fashion to home decor and even food delivery.
	Why are they blurring out his feet?
	I can't talk.
	You see that?
	Make sure my feet are not in it.
	I hate my toes.
	That's like a James Charles fag.
	Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	Fags have gotten so much faggier.
	Don't say fag, by the way.
	It'll appear in court.
	And we're doing a censored.tv presents of John and Max's appeal.
	It's online now.
	You can see it, so we'll be going through it very carefully.
	It took me an hour, so I thought rather than including it in this show, we'll just make it a censored.tv present.
	It's Johnny Jenkins, aka fat gay kid, singing California Girls for all of my fans.
	Frankie McDonald has come a long way.
	So if you guys don't like me, then stop.
	This is supposedly the gayest thing you'll ever see.
	Because it is fierce, just like her.
	Hmm.
	Here we go.
	That's pretty gay.
	Okay, let's see him.
	Greetings, loved ones.
	Let's take a journey.
	I know a place where the grass is really green.
	Yo, that's like gay and retarded.
	Wild.
	There must be something in the water.
	And you.
	And you, of course.
	Do you mean for your scarf to do that?
	Was this part of the plan?
	This is all rehearsed.
	Do that tighter and attach it to a rafter, please.
	Yeah, so John and Max's appeal is laden with my commentary.
	They are not allowed out of jail because I said fag.
	You think I'm exaggerating?
	Check it out.
	We'll put it up tomorrow, I guess, Friday.
	So we got the book.
	We got the song.
	Rocky Vodolatto is ex-hardcore dude, and so he's on all these punk shows because he does, he used to be punk, used to be a hardcore dude.
	So now punk rockers listen to him, which is a weird rule.
	You can listen to Hooskerdoo or the replacements or Billy Bragg because they used to be raunchy.
	And now that they're soft, then you're allowed to enjoy them.
	Weird rule, but okay.
	I like it.
	Portland's fucked.
	I was drunk last night, but not really.
	I had like four or five beers, but I definitely had a buzz going.
	I thought the show went well.
	And, you know, during the pandemic, you're going to do shows where they're somewhat spontaneous and you forgot you had a show like last night.
	And I'm not the only one who's affected by this.
	Well, let me see.
	See, I'm scared to look at his Twitter because we need to trump.
	We need to kill.
	Oh, he, him.
	You already know.
	He looks like a guy who would hide.
	He looks like that Antifa dude.
	Kind of like Willem Vance Bronson, but the other guy.
	No, the guy who shot Jay Bishop.
	Yeah.
	Michael.
	He literally has like balding, like kind of like a frame for testosterone to fill in, but like no testosterone, so gaunt.
	Yeah, that's really the death of man right there.
	That's a sad, sick little fag.
	Sorry.
	Sorry, I forgot to mention about coloring the news.
	They talk about Amadou Diallo in that book.
	And the narrative I got was cops are racist.
	And I just moved to New York when I read it.
	And they go around shooting black people.
	Fuck off, nigger.
	And there was some black dude in his building.
	And they went, look, Negro.
	And then they all just started shooting at him.
	And then he fell down, and they shot at his feet.
	And that's what Spike Lee told us.
	And that's what we believed.
	Wow, what a bunch of dicks they are here.
	Coloring the news goes, you want to know what really happened?
	There was a rash of murders.
	This guy fit the description.
	They were told, get out there and stop these murders.
	It's in the Bronx, I believe.
	So they see him.
	He looks like the description, dark black guy.
	And they go, hey, man, can we talk to you for a sec?
	He starts freaking out and walking backwards.
	And they go, uh-oh, this is looking like we got the guy.
	And they go, we just want to, let me see your ID.
	Calm down.
	And then he starts going like this.
	He goes into the lobby of his building, like behind the glass.
	And he's going.
	And they go, this is looking real suspicious.
	And they go, put your hands up, put your hands up.
	And he goes, and they go, put your hands up, put your hands up.
	And he goes, and he doesn't pull out a Gucci wallet, but he pulls out a black wallet really fast.
	And they go, fucking.
	And yes, there was 50 shots, but they were in the span of like three seconds.
	And we saw the footage, the cop footage last night.
	This stuff happens like that.
	And the second you're shooting at someone who pulled out a gun, you're not going to shoot and then check out how things went.
	This is it.
	You don't pull out a gun unless you're ready to kill someone.
	So they're trying to kill him.
	And yes, he had bullet wounds in his feet because he fell down.
	And they were still shooting.
	Like, New York cops are not the best shots either.
	It's not Jesse James.
	And then when the cops realized what had happened, he had a wall in his hand.
	They were devastated.
	Some of them were crying.
	What the fuck have we done?
	So Coloring the News was the first book I ever read where I started questioning the news.
	9-11 had just happened.
	And I started wondering, what the fuck, what other lies are out there?
	And when you watch this, we'll call it The Appeal.
	When you see Max and John's appeal tape, you'll realize even the justice system is corrupt and politically correct.
	They say like political correctness has ruined America.
	That's assuming it hasn't ruined America.
	That's assuming it's not, it doesn't have its capillaries in every single part of this country.
	But yeah, I had some ales last night, and I want you to know that it happens to a lot of people.
	For example, I sent you this as a separate email.
	Here's Jimmy Fallon wasted out of his mind trying to deliver a very simple pre-written joke that everyone else has done all the trimmings on.
	I don't think that's it.
	Hey, everyone, today we have an all-new show with Norman Reas, Charlie, and Villio, and stand-up comedy from Mike Vecchio.
	No, that's not it.
	Is that what I sent you?
	Yeah.
	No.
	Okay, there we go.
	There's different places.
	I could show the email.
	There's different places to click, and usually you tell me to click the number, right?
	No?
	Yeah, you click the number, so you get the tweet.
	Okay, so go to the correct one.
	The big story is still Oprah's bombshell interview with Prince Harry and Megan Markle.
	Oprah started off like Then Megan cut right to the chase.
	She was like, So she and Harry packed their bags and told the royal family.
	Fortunately, Tyler Perry gave the couple a place to live.
	That's such a corny Nickelodeon joke, isn't it?
	Yeah.
	That's in his wheelhouse for sure.
	So in other news, some dude killed his wife on Christmas Eve.
	I guess it's pretty late news by now, but he was just tried.
	And he wanted her to be part of New Year's Eve.
	So he told the kids that mommy was just shit-faced.
	And he propped her up on a couch.
	Mommy got drunk and ruined Christmas, the fucking stupid bitch.
	What California man who killed his wife told their kids as they opened presents and he propped up her dead body.
	I'm guessing that Christmas is not going to be fun for them for the next infinity Christmases.
	Or couches or the word mom.
	Or drinking.
	Or seeing and hearing.
	Remembering.
	Or eating food.
	Yeah.
	or sitting down or standing up, all things, or sleeping.
	Yeah.
	I mean, fucking open.
	I was talking to these dudes at the bar last night about abortion, and I said, I'm pro-life.
	Sorry, I'm Catholic.
	I'm pro-life.
	However, he was telling me about his wife who had some weird birth defect in the womb they saw, and they could already see an insane cleft palate, not just lip palate, which is not, obviously not a reason to abort, but it also was missing a leg.
	And there was all these, that was just the two things they notice out of the gate.
	And there's all kinds of internal problems.
	And the doctor said, you're giving birth to something that's going to die almost immediately.
	Now, even as Catholics, should that woman carry that to term?
	To give it a chance?
	Well, the doctor said there's no fucking way this is doing anything.
	I don't know.
	It sounds like you sound like a good Catholic when you say yes, and you should have a funeral for it.
	It's a person.
	But I don't know.
	You're giving birth to something that's going to live for like a week, a horrible crippled death.
	Then the bartender tells me about his sister who had a miscarriage because she did Coke.
	And it was born, not a miscarriage, sorry.
	It was born like two months early.
	It weighed one pound.
	And she brought it to the hospital in the Bronx.
	And then they sent it home like after four days and said, it'll be fine.
	And it died.
	Now, she didn't sue because she started this whole mess by doing Coke.
	And the only reason she didn't get charged with manslaughter is they didn't find any Coke in the boy's system, but they found it in her system.
	So guess what?
	This is where it gets macabre.
	She had a funeral for it that was open casket.
	What's that?
	Say that again.
	A one-pound baby, a bean, had a little tiny casket.
	He was the pallbearer, and he carried it like this.
	You know, you don't need six men to carry a creamie.
	Six fingers, three on each end.
	He just held it like this, put it down.
	It was open, and the baby was just wearing a little white.
	It wasn't a tuxedo, thank God.
	But it was just like a little white little hospital gown, just like...
	Oh, no.
	What the fuck?
	That's macabre.
	I go, the reason you have an open casket is because you want to say goodbye to your mom because you watched her face change over all the years.
	But no one knew this baby.
	No one recognized it.
	That's a bit merciful.
	Too much indecence.
	Too much indecence.
	At a wake, do you usually look at the body?
	I usually just take a glimpse and I'm like, okay.
	I don't think I've ever been to an open casket.
	What?
	I'm not a funeral guy.
	No, yeah, you can't get it.
	I didn't even go to my grandma's body.
	I didn't just not go.
	Oh, I don't go all the time.
	Really?
	Yep.
	Wow.
	The person's dead.
	Well, yeah, but that's, you know, I don't know.
	I see it different.
	Well, if you do go to a week, don't look at the body too long.
	It'll stain your memory of what the person looks like a little bit.
	There's that.
	Yep.
	I sometimes regret not going to my grandmother's funeral.
	We were very close.
	And I sent her a letter that bounced back.
	And so I didn't correspond with her for like six months because I couldn't call her anymore because she was in the hospice.
	And then I feel like she thought, oh, he wants me to die.
	He hasn't written me.
	He's given up on me.
	But I called her every week for my whole life.
	Well, she'll know that that's not the truth now.
	Just pray to her and talk to her and be like, sorry about that.
	That's forgivable to not go to an event.
	But then after she died, Scotland was full.
	There was like some big soccer game, and there was no hotels, and there was barely any flights.
	And so, you know, she probably would have said, don't bother.
	Yeah.
	I mean, my uncle asked me, I asked him what his last wishes are.
	He said, just put me in a bin bag.
	It's a bin bag.
	A garbage bag.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, I mean, you know.
	What's this thing you keep getting me to join that Brett Weinstein got eaten alive in?
	Oh, yeah.
	Clubhouse.
	Clubhouse.
	I think it'd be great.
	If you went on there for a little bit, you know, you got Tim Dylan and Rogan just did one.
	If you followed Tim Dylan, he would follow you back.
	Now you're in the room watching.
	They'll see that you're in the room and maybe be like, hey, let's bring Gavin up here.
	And you're not really on a Rogan, but now you're just chatting with people that you know and there's not such high stakes.
	It's not like, oh.
	Rogan's not going to have me on anything.
	He could talk to you on Clubhouse.
	I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
	I think he's got enough bravery to be like, yeah, what are you going to fucking tell me not to talk to him in the clubhouse?
	I'm the kiss of death.
	Well, we could also place bets on how long you'll last in there.
	Oh, is that why you want me to go on?
	Because you placed a bet.
	I did not place a bet yet because you're not on there.
	But I think you could have some fun.
	You know, Fuentes is still on there somehow.
	Ali Alexander and Jake.
	Why don't we sign up right now?
	Yeah, let's do it.
	I could see if I could sign you up.
	I think it's just an app.
	Let me see here.
	It's only available on app.
	Well, anyway, I guess we won't do it live then.
	Yeah, well, let's not do it live.
	The Brett Weinstein people set stuff up.
	Let me hear the Brett Weinstein thing, though.
	So are you just talking?
	Yes.
	It's just audio.
	Just audio?
	Unless somebody records it, it's not meant to be recorded or restreamed.
	So it's just an audio chat?
	And is it streamed on the app?
	It's like a live podcast that isn't used.
	We'll pull it up on your phone right now.
	Show the camera.
	God, your tattoo is so embarrassing.
	It looks like your friend is a smart orange.
	He is.
	Aren't you glad he is?
	So right now, Jacob Wall is Ali Alexander's and Williams.
	Oh, I shouldn't be doxing the info.
	So yeah, you got...
	So this is the stage where people...
	He's going tox the info.
	He's not going to deny the Holocaust.
	Well, people that are.
	Well, I'm talking, though.
	So there's people up here on the stage, and these are all the viewers.
	So if they see that you're a viewer, they could bring you up to the stage, and now you have the option to talk.
	There's a couple of different rooms here.
	See, that's the main page where you see people that you follow.
	They're engaged in a room right now.
	So Ali is in one.
	Jacob's in another one.
	Ashley St. Clair was in one the other day.
	Fuentes was in one.
	So it's just people that you know and then they're speaking freely and yada yada yada.
	Well, if Fuentes is on, I won't get kicked off immediately.
	Yeah, he's still on.
	He's worse than me, isn't he?
	That's what they say.
	Who's more dangerous?
	He's younger, so he has more influence.
	So you should definitely join that.
	Let me hear the Brett Weinstein thing.
	So Ryan was playing this earlier when we were setting up for the show, and I noticed that the tone from the black people on the show is shh.
	like at one point, Brett says, listen, which is a way of saying, hold on, I'm trying to say something.
	But they take it as you listen to me.
	And that's the new tone for blacks.
	And I think this was set up by whites.
	Whites are so ethnomasochistic and so apologetic that they say, when we talk, abuse me.
	They're almost like they're in an SNM type of thing.
	And they're like, dear master, if I say, listen, you tell me to shut up.
	My only job is to listen to black voices because they're unheard.
	And my voice doesn't matter.
	Exactly like someone in an SNM relationship.
	You know who usually likes to be dominated?
	Powerful people that don't often get dominated.
	Ooh, is that what it is?
	Yeah.
	Even in, you know, that trope happens a lot, but.
	I dated a Dominatrix once.
	And she said that.
	Wait, here.
	Let me try something.
	That hit me in the shoulder.
	That's pretty...
	That's not a good shot to it.
	Yeah, we used to staple ourselves in high school.
	How bad is that?
	Nothing.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	It hurts.
	I'd ask you to do it to me, but I don't want to get tetanus or something.
	I'd rather not.
	Why not?
	Because people depend on me.
	Oh, you brought it up.
	Now we have to do it.
	Where?
	On my arm?
	Here, sure.
	Oh, no.
	Jesus Christ.
	How about my leg?
	Wait, that's going to do nerve damage or something.
	It's not going to be damaged.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Let me see.
	Let me see the...
	Shoot it out real quick.
	Where is it?
	Don't just sneak to it.
	Don't just sneak.
	Wait, put one out.
	I want to see how long it is.
	That could really do some damage.
	It keeps flying all over the fuck place.
	Ow!
	Did I get you?
	Yeah, it wasn't that bad.
	Yeah, it's not that bad.
	Alright, I was scared.
	Ow!
	So let's see.
	This is Clubhouse.
	He wasn't kicked.
	He left, I think.
	Also, I'm taking some time to notice, too, who's in here.
	Thank you to whoever DM'd me, right?
	But Brett Weinstein.
	Yeah, I'm calling you out.
	Somebody that they really promote on this app.
	I'm always seeing him, like, not even the town halls on the stage, but in the audience.
	He's always, like, having such a huge influence on this app, right?
	And this nigga's mad racist.
	Like, Adam Marks are anti.
	Look at you, Brett.
	Add and Mark.
	I remember hearing about this.
	I heard it was all black people.
	You versus him, yeah, basically.
	No, no, no, no.
	I mean, in general, the app was black people.
	I remember hearing there's this new app that black people use.
	It's all talking and no typing.
	No.
	That's the way it's, that was the word out when it first started.
	Maybe.
	Yeah, it was a black person app.
	Huh.
	Who is it?
	Brett Weinstein under Felicity, under exotic.
	So exotic and then Felicity and then Ret Weinstein.
	32,000 followers, but you're not going to go back and talk about this.
	You're not going to talk about what we had to, you know what I'm saying?
	None of that.
	What's up?
	Brooklyn to put this in a little bit more, but perspective.
	I think Brett Eric and I'll let him speak for himself, but they are kind of a part of all the classical liberal groups or think,
	I don't know what to call it.
	School of thought is the term you're looking for, my dear.
	And yes, that's accurate.
	So he's not just, they're not just popular on this app.
	They're popular amongst them.
	Get to the juice here.
	It's not very interesting.
	So he comes in.
	Say that.
	That's racist.
	Okay, that's a great part.
	There's a couple of highlights here if you want to.
	I'll let Brett explain himself.
	Don't call it a congregation.
	Don't say that.
	That's racist.
	Right.
	And that was intentional.
	So, so good.
	Block him.
	Let me move.
	Using the word congregation is racist.
	And then he said that was intentional, so I'm going to block him.
	Yep.
	Okay, another highlight.
	So was he kicked out of that group or just that one guy doesn't see him?
	I think eventually he was.
	But wait, when that guy said, I'm going to block him, that wasn't Weinstein, though.
	Oh, okay.
	And we can't tell if he blocked him or not.
	But I'm going to guess so.
	You, Marcy, who was saying something about who I am?
	Yeah, I was trying to give some context to these rooms, and I don't...
	I wasn't here explaining that you have a podcast.
	Am I mistaken?
	Or are you also an investor on this app as well?
	No, no, no, no.
	I'm not an investor.
	They promote you like you are.
	They don't promote anybody.
	I don't know that there's any promotion.
	I've been here a little while.
	I did get an invite fairly early on, but I don't think there's been any promotion here.
	Okay, can we speak to the fact if you are anti-wokeness and the progression of black people?
	Do you believe in white supremacy?
	Do you believe in white?
	Are those sentiments that you stand by?
	People here are saying that you have spewed racism across the world.
	You have spewed racism.
	Makes him sound like a dragon.
	You spewed.
	There's footage of it.
	You barfed the N-word.
	There's some spew on this guy's legs.
	Yeah, what happened?
	I think there's a...
	Oh, they move themselves.
	Go ahead.
	Can I ask something of you before I answer your questions?
	Did you answer those questions?
	Do you support white supremacy?
	Are you anti-racist?
	Antanphia.
	Okay, I'm happy to do all these things, but I would ask you to try to listen.
	No, full-time.
	Listen, listen, white man.
	We're in charge here, okay?
	We asked you some questions.
	You can answer them or you can go.
	Here's the problem, Bray.
	It's the same thing if I was to ask the president of the United States, what a previous president, when I asked him to...
	DeGerald, we're not even going to...
	DeGerald, please calm down.
	DeGerald is his name?
	De Apostrophe Gerald?
	So is the slang for that de Jerry?
	Well, when he's not in the room, you say that Gerald.
	The Gerald.
	The Gerald, yeah.
	I guess he's Irish.
	That's the part I wanted to get to.
	That's perfect.
	See, he fucked up when he said, listen.
	He doesn't understand the vernacular here.
	It's all about you being abused.
	That's a sneak peek to the vibe at the court hearing, the appeal court.
	Yeah, no, no, you listen here.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	One of the lawyers that was appealing John's case, the white guy, she asked him a question, isn't that enough for assault, attempted assault?
	And he goes, Look, whether it's, and they go, no, no, no, no, you don't get to do that.
	And she's laughing at him.
	You don't get to do that.
	Let's explain how this works here.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you're telling me to join it.
	It just sounds like a bunch of black people abusing it.
	And I can't resist pushing buttons.
	So if they said, do you support white supremacy?
	I couldn't not say yes.
	Not say.
	Just to make them go crazy.
	I couldn't not say not say.
	No, I guarantee you there is a bubble of just conservative talkers on there, speakers.
	And there's a community in there.
	I don't know what the fuck it's meant for, but it's been hijacked in that case, if that's the case.
	And it's just an open platform for people like...
	I mean, this is the icon for it, by the way.
	So it's not for black folks.
	That guy's like every race in the world and almost every race.
	I'm kind of a fag, but kind of.
	What's it called?
	Only Club?
	Clubhouse.
	Clubhouse.
	Because I joined OnlyFans and I haven't had anyone sign up.
	That's sad.
	And I'm sending out like cock shots.
	I'm ejaculating.
	I'm wearing lingerie.
	I have a huge butt plug up my ass.
	Are you putting that in front of the paywall?
	Yeah.
	Well, that's why they're not signing up.
	No.
	You can't give away the milk, otherwise they're not going to buy the cow.
	Okay, see, it doesn't explain any of that.
	Yeah, I know.
	You have to be a smart utrepreneur.
	Open.
	Okay, I'm opening Clubhouse.
	Yes.
	Username, Gavin McInnes.
	Password.
	Oh, that's easy.
	I do.
	What if you're a Gavin McCabe?
	From my bank.
	Gavin McCabe.
	John Joseph XXXE.
	That's not smart.
	Wait, I was joking about the password and I forgot my real password.
	That's crazy.
	Something wrong with that.
	Exactly.
	Okay, login.
	Invalid username or password.
	But I just started.
	Can I tell you another thing that happens in there just to skim forward?
	Somebody says, well, Brett, if you don't answer that, we can kick you out.
	And then you cash app everybody $1,000 for reparations.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	There's also him explaining it on his little podcast here, Dark Horse Podcast Clips.
	Michael Tracy, the journalist.
	Join our wait list, and we'll let you know when we open up sign-ups on our mobile app.
	Wait, what?
	What?
	Wait, I think I could invite you.
	So let me go ahead and do that.
	You have to be invited.
	Oh, yeah, that's what I heard about the black app.
	It's all black people, and few white people are allowed on because they have to be signed up by black folks.
	That out of the way.
	So it sounds like white people went and took a perfectly reasonable black app.
	You are invited.
	So that's email?
	Oh, wait, I saw a notification.
	Notification.
	Ryan Rivera.
	That's weird.
	Spic is.
	Well, half.
	Half Spic, half regular.
	You're also half a fag.
	He's your fag.
	Clubhouse drop-in audio chat.
	Okay, open.
	Get your username.
	So you're in.
	Well, now it's almost like a whole different app.
	So they just text me a code?
	Okay.
	Oops.
	Oh, shit.
	Now I can't find the app.
	You want me to just play some of this while you...
	No, no, no.
	Now I'm lost.
	This is sort of the boomer.
	It's not the boomer.
	Uh.
	Okay.
	Next.
	Import from Twitter.
	I cannot import from Twitter.
	Here's my full name.
	Gavin Gavin McInnes.
	Gavin McGinnis.
	This is Gavin McGinnis.
	Great.
	Now add a photo.
	Okay.
	I'll take a photo.
	Okay.
	Flip it around.
	This is some boomy-ass shit here, my nigga.
	Really?
	I thought I was going pretty fast.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are.
	And you're using your thumbs, too.
	Boomers usually use, like, one hand they hold the phone, the other one's, like, pointer finger they touch.
	Okay.
	Bitcoin or dial.
	Find your friends.
	Say a couple calls in here.
	And now I got to find my friends.
	Ezra Levant is in here.
	It's going through my contacts.
	Oh, man.
	This is like...
	I have 8 million friends.
	And then it says, shall you just select them all?
	Fuck no.
	So that just adds a whole.
	My contacts are so vast, there's like 10,000 Peters.
	10,000 Peters and all you need is a total.
	Alright, let's check in on my pet Biden, shall we?
	We shall.
	Biden.
	Biden.
	President.
	Sleepy.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	So we alluded to this yesterday, but now we're going to do it.
	1-4.
	Let's check in on My Pet Biden's pet, which is called, what's his name, Mason?
	So that's like your grandpet.
	Pause.
	Right?
	Is that his name?
	What's his name?
	Major.
	Major.
	I woof like to puffusely papologize to the nice Secret Service Hoo-Man whose hand...
	Why do they talk like this?
	Because dogs are stupid.
	But they're babies?
	Yeah, and they like throwing in dog references.
	So they're babies who are really good at puns?
	Is this person intelligent or dumb?
	I did not mean to use my teefies.
	I was startled by his presence and I did not recognize him.
	I hope he can forgive me.
	I am furry saddened by my behavior.
	This is like weird furry shit.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I promise sexy.
	But Steven Crowder does this too with his dog.
	His dog has a whole Twitter account, too.
	That's fine.
	And he talks like this.
	In fact.
	No, he doesn't.
	Yes, he does.
	Look up Steven Crowder's dog's Twitter.
	I will.
	It's exactly the same.
	And I like Steven, but I do not advocate for any kind of anthropomorphization of dogs.
	They're losers.
	They have been trained for thousands of years to become de-wolfed and pro-human.
	We've trained them, conditioned them to love you unconditionally.
	So of course you love it.
	It's a teddy bear.
	Hopper.
	Hopper, yeah.
	Hopper.
	Ben is hopper.
	Bad news, guys.
	Your dog does not have a last name.
	He doesn't have an identity.
	He barely has a gender.
	Why do we correct?
	Hey, so she's cute.
	What's her name?
	It's he.
	Oh, my God.
	I give a fuck.
	I was going to buy it a dress, and now I'm not going to?
	Why do we care?
	Why can't you find this?
	It's not under Hopper Crowder, unfortunately.
	S. Crowder?
	Just, did you look up Steven Crowder's dog's Twitter?
	Yep, that's literally, yeah.
	Steven Crowder Dog Twitter.
	Anyway, maybe it was an Instagram account.
	He does have an Instagram account, that's for sure.
	No, the dog.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I saw that.
	Well, find it then.
	Yeah, maybe I'm thinking.
	Hoppers say, don't pee on the tree.
	I see.
	Yeah.
	Well, wasn't that dog dying?
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	We can't disparage him.
	I'm losing my best friend.
	We shouldn't disparage a passed away dog, though, to be fair.
	Well, no, I don't think he died.
	I think Crowder went and got a clone, the same, like it's an Australian sheepdog, albino, or whatever the fuck it is.
	Yeah.
	And now his poor wife is stuck with two giant dogs.
	I mean, walking them must take all day.
	They're big, huge fucking dogs.
	That's true.
	I think dogs should live for a year.
	That's a short time.
	14 is way too long.
	Look at this.
	Kind of a bad ass.
	Anyone who else is really annoying with their dog is Dana Perino.
	She calls him America's dog.
	And when the subject of my kids would come up when I worked at Fox, I'd get this eye roll from her.
	I love her.
	She's a really cool person.
	But her love of her dog, Jasper, is downright embarrassing.
	And it's so clearly, transparently misdirected maternal instinct.
	More like Dana Perina.
	Perina.
	It's weird that she had a beautiful, bucolic, rural childhood on a farm.
	She'd be a perfect mom.
	But she met that awesome cross-eyed guy on a plane.
	He already had a family.
	He wasn't interested.
	And she went, no problem.
	I'll just have Jasper.
	Oh, man.
	America.
	Dude, she would make themed lunches for the kids.
	I know.
	It's usually the case.
	So many of my friends that I know, like Anthony Kumia, he's like, I'm glad I didn't have a kid.
	Fuck.
	I wouldn't know what to do with him.
	All I do is play with my drones and make spaceships online and play video games in my giant house with a huge pool.
	You would have been a super dad.
	They would have been like, I don't want to hang out with my friends.
	I'm hanging out with my dad.
	Because he likes karaoke, drones, video games, and everything I do.
	So anyway, my pet Biden is he bit one of the guys.
	And I'm dying to know if the Secret Service guy he bit was black.
	Wouldn't that be awesome?
	No offense?
	Because if Trump had a German Shepherd, we saw Ivanka got in trouble for having a white dog because that's white supremacy.
	Right.
	Not kidding.
	It's amazing.
	What?
	I just realized where I'm going to put that shelf that drops down with the Maker's Market.
	It's going to go in my office right behind my desk.
	Won't that be badass?
	Genius, genius, genius.
	Good place for Coke, too.
	Too bad I'm too old to do it.
	Don't admit that.
	But she got in shit for that dog being racist.
	So can you imagine if Trump had a German Shepherd and it bit a black Secret Service guy?
	I mean, that would be a new Black Dogs Matter.
	Yes.
	Bit a German Shepherd.
	And I also have to admit, as I mentioned in the show yesterday, I secretly want the Secret Service guy, white or black, to die from an infection.
	So that tweet exists and the guy he bit is dead.
	We just got word that the Secret Service Man died.
	I feel very, furry, furry guilty.
	That would be the most horrific thing for the family to be like, this is the most maudlin.
	Hi, I'm calling from the White House.
	If it's any constellation, Major puffusely papologizes about your son dying.
	That's like a hell.
	We were going to have him there at the funeral.
	We'll probably have a muzzle on him, right?
	You want a muzzle?
	Yes, please.
	This is insensitive, I know, but you want the bones of your son, right?
	Because he seemed to take a liking of them.
	All of them?
	The 911.
	Are you bearing 100% of his bones?
	Because, I mean, this is probably the worst time to be saying this, but his femur is not going to be doing him a lot of good, six feet under.
	And if you're going to cremate him, we would literally kill to have his femur.
	Like, literally.
	I'll tell Hillary if you don't give me his femur.
	Speaking of dogs, Pitbull was dropping mad science.
	You know, when you see someone who would probably be stupid saying smart things, they've probably experienced Cuba.
	Or mushrooms.
	You know, that's the way I look at this shit.
	And even going into this, I don't know if y'all know about this, but might as well put it out there, especially in y'all show, because y'all got folks that need this more than anybody.
	We all need it.
	There's a rehearsal that went on before this whole shit.
	It's called Event 201.
	October 18th, 2019.
	This shit came out.
	It was written by the John Hopkins University, which is in cahoots with Bill Gates, Melinda Gates Foundation.
	And this was a complete rehearsal of what we did right now.
	Just to let them know, nigga, big names.
	Coronavirus.
	From 2004, big fuck like a patent.
	From there, you have a segment what it's segment financial, what we gonna do, segment travel, what we gonna do, segment what we gonna do when it comes to online.
	And if anybody is not a part of the narrative, we're gonna take it off online, which to me smells like communism.
	You feel me?
	And obviously, that's what our families live through, and I'm sure all of our families have similar stories.
	After Buddy and them did that, which the main doctor that was there, his name was George Fugao.
	I might not remember the verse off fucking verse I was trying to spit, but I remember George Fugao.
	That's got great retention.
	George Fugao is the main.
	Maybe rappers have good memory retention because they have to remember all those stupid lyrics.
	Yeah.
	True that.
	In China and a virologist out of Wuhan.
	Right?
	Listen to me.
	We're here.
	Wait a minute, go back.
	I was too busy worrying about rap.
	After all of that and a virologist out of Wuhan.
	Wait, go back a little more?
	Fucking the verse I was trying to spit, but I remember George Fugao.
	George Fugao is the main doctor for the CDC in China and a virologist out of Wuhan.
	Right?
	Listening.
	He was backing that event.
	Okay, that's pretty big.
	Come on.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Just stop.
	We're all negative.
	We're all devil's advocate.
	We're all skeptics, but that's pretty big.
	That one of the doctors at this event was a Wuhan virologist.
	That's pretty crazy.
	This dude who was just on Rogan was talking about this shit, too, how in Wuhan, they had all this.
	They go into it pretty good.
	Where, you know, this guy was like, we need to know where this came from.
	And then it just so happens that the first outbreak came from Wuhan.
	And then the first...
	Check it out.
	There's a lot of info.
	What are you wearing?
	I'm not a rapper, so I can't retain it.
	Hot ass, yeah.
	Why are your sleeves cut off to such a degree that we can see your back knee?
	I'm going to hit the gym after this.
	I'm going to let everybody know that I got skin problems.
	Yeah.
	Why don't you hit the mortuary?
	Why don't you hit the morgue after this?
	Hard.
	Well, that'll cut.
	Keep going.
	Main CEOs in the world, Pan, major companies, resign.
	About a thousand and some chains.
	So that means they pull out high.
	That means they take the ride high.
	And then they buy low.
	Well, everything went.
	God knows what they did that they didn't do.
	But either way, I'm talking about Disney, Hulu, Microsoft, Nike, Wells Fargo, Boeing.
	You name it.
	You look at them.
	Okay, let's look that up.
	Look up thousands CEOs resigned.
	Because that's another, if that's true, that's pretty spookedelic.
	Thousands, right?
	Yeah.
	No, it's a thousand and some change, so.
	Can we see the results?
	Boards have been too compliant, and they're fully recognizing it's their job to be vigilant about chief executive misbehavior, said one advocate for corporate governance.
	Hmm.
	Oh, remember when this happened?
	Yeah, there was a big...
	Yeah, that was...
	I remember when this was happening, when they were like, why do those CEOs step in that?
	It is known to see such a rash of executive exit amid robust corporate earnings and records.
	Okay, I got to say to my friend Sahill out there, I heard that you and your wife have been listening to Ben Shapiro on repeat.
	Why would you watch Ben Shapiro's show and not this show?
	They're moving to Florida.
	They're done with liberals.
	And they go, his wife said to my wife, we just want to listen to Ben Shapiro on repeat and we're done with this shit.
	They're not even right-wing.
	They're just done with the lunacy of the left and canceling cartoons and all that shit.
	And when I heard that, my feelings were hurt.
	This is Ben Shapiro.
	Same stories, but deeper.
	And then there's an element of humor.
	He's not stapling anyone's track pants to their leg.
	I like Ben Shapiro, but this is better.
	Why would you listen to any other news show?
	Anthony Coome is good.
	He goes deep on some shit.
	I would consider him competition.
	In fact, I listen to him a lot because I'm trying to improve.
	But Ben Shapiro, it's just good, informative news with a nasally voice and no particularly risque insight.
	You're not going to get some levity in there.
	You're just going to spiral.
	We just listened to a rapper named Pit Bull with a great segue from Biden's Dog, and he was spouting a bunch of crazy conspiracy shit that turns out is true.
	That scared the shit out of me.
	I thought someone was outside our studio.
	Doing rap.
	I was like, they found the fucking studio.
	All right, speaking of blacks, let's jump to racism.
	Let's talk about racism.
	Those racist guys.
	So we established yesterday that Chauvin trial is going to be fucking nuts.
	He's innocent, so they either put an innocent man in prison, which is horrific, because that means the court of public opinion can have you thrown in jail, which it happened to Max and John, so it'll happen to him.
	Or they do announce him innocent, and then America burns to the ground.
	Reader sent this in because I was flaughing at the term misogynoir if you're a misogisto to black woman.
	Now we have black womanonics, womanomics, black womanomics, investing in the underinvested.
	No thanks.
	Speaking of the uninvested, though, our poet laureate who invented the there's no justice, just us.
	This is old news now.
	I've been piggybacking for a while.
	Thursday's a very clean up to computer day.
	A security guard tailed me on my walk home tonight, he demanded if I lived there.
	That's terrible grammar.
	He demanded if I lived there.
	I demand that you live here.
	Okay, done.
	I already live here.
	Yeah.
	He demanded I lived there.
	Okay, well, you know what's convenient?
	All my stuff's already in the house.
	Yeah.
	I'm done.
	I'm done.
	Wait, he demanded if.
	Did he demand I grow a mustache?
	Wait, no, he only demanded if she lived there.
	He demanded if I lived there.
	Oh, but if you do live here, so demand.
	But if she didn't, then he doesn't demand.
	Okay, demand it.
	What are you going to demand now that I live here?
	You look suspicious.
	I showed my...
	This is the poet laureate, and she can't speak English.
	It's not a grammar.
	It's a laureate.
	I showed my legs and buzzed myself into my building.
	He left.
	No apology.
	Show my legs?
	Show my keys.
	I'm kidding.
	Oh.
	This is the reality of black girls.
	One day you're called an icon.
	The next day, a threat.
	Well, then don't be a threat.
	Let's not get ahead of ourselves there, icon.
	Wow, a fantastic Washington Post beast, by blah, blah.
	We live in a contradictory society that can celebrate a black girl poet and also pepper spray a nine-year-old.
	Yeah, it's called 700 or 330 million people.
	You see me, but also see all.
	That was the fucking annoying thing about the equalizer.
	At the end of the movie, the movie, the episode, Queen Latifah drives this black girl to a prison where you can see the prisoners working out.
	Must have been a hell of a drive, by the way.
	Was it a six-hour drive to governor?
	And you see the black girls all working in the playground of the jail.
	And she goes, you see that?
	And she goes, yeah, you see what they all have in common?
	They all black.
	She goes, that's what everyone wants you to be.
	They want you in that cage.
	You have to rise above that.
	And I was with my kids.
	I go, guys, America does not want all black girls in prison.
	The prison is what we have as a last resort.
	We don't like people in there.
	We want black girls to become accountants and whatever.
	That's why when you have someone who's a little bit talented, like this poet laureate, we all shit our pants and she's inaugurating the president.
	Pull her up.
	I want to hear another one of her fucking poems.
	Pull her up in YouTube.
	Amanda Gorman.
	When we walk on the sidewalk, we walk on our sides, sidestepping each other, aware that if we were to have Chinese food in a walk, we would have to walk there sideways because China is upside down on the bottom of the world,
	on the bottom of our scales, on the bottom of our equality, where black boys and black men abuse yellow boys and yellow men and beat them and rob them and leave them on their side, on the side walk with their walks upside down and all that hot food on their head.
	This is going to suck.
	What is the way forward?
	When women have met many roadblocks instead of actual loads, what is the way forward?
	When on this path, we've been made to carry heavy loads.
	In many ways, today at Forbes is to open up those blocked doors because we know we literally cannot afford to keep a woman from the table.
	In many ways, today at Forbes is to recognize women as light, as orbs, as beacons, as that force to be recognized.
	So basically her whole shtick is it sucks to be black and a black woman and everyone hates us and we've suffered so much.
	See, if I was black, I'd go, can you stop saying that all the time?
	You're making me sound like a pussy and a whiner.
	You know, Russia lost, what, 27 million in World War II?
	You keep having to look it up.
	They never mention it.
	Mao lost, China lost 80 million to Mao's great leap forward.
	There's still statues of him everywhere.
	They don't care.
	They don't talk about it.
	It's kind of lame to constantly be whining about 400 years ago.
	Do you hear me bitching about the English who had us under siege, the Scots, for 700 years?
	The lack of shame is appalling where it's just like, I want free shit.
	I want you to give me free shit.
	That's embarrassing normal.
	Hand gestures have got to go.
	And equality out of many was born one people, a teeming nation made of nations at its very foundation.
	A dream for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
	Today, we gather to let our founders words measure of our country's might.
	And while we cannot shake or cast aside our past, every day we write the future.
	She's like Yoda.
	That's the same thing as the other one.
	Where do we go from here?
	I could write all of this.
	Most educational experience of my week outside of lecture and section.
	I realized that I actually have 10 minutes to talk and I was going to actually read two poems.
	What I'd actually like to do instead is to only read one poem, but to have a conversation about how that poem came to be.
	Because I'm not sure if I can do it.
	This is my rep in Westchester.
	I saw signs all over my neighborhood for this guy.
	His name's Jamal Warren, I think.
	And the taxes we pay in New York are leading to a mass exodus.
	This guy comes in.
	He's a fucking socialist.
	And he raises taxes like crazy.
	And now he's imposing this woke equalityism.
	It's like fascism of equality.
	Standardized testing is a pillar of systemic racism.
	The racist beginnings of standardized testing.
	Are mirrors also racist, dude?
	Then this is what the left does.
	They're locusts.
	They see an area that has good schools and low taxes.
	They move there because the real estate's on fire.
	And they send their kids to the good schools.
	It's cheaper than private and it's just as good.
	And then they start electing socialists who want to enforce this woke agenda.
	And then the schools start sucking and the taxes get high and the real estate plummets.
	And then they move.
	Like, people say it's great that Californians are leaving and going to Texas.
	That's one angle.
	Another angle is: Texas is getting ruined by the locusts.
	That's why, when I went to Montana, I said, I love it here.
	And she goes, Thanks.
	Don't tell your friends.
	Don't California my Montana.
	You know, that happened.
	They use that for Florida, Texas.
	Anywhere that's not California, that's awesome, apparently.
	Don't California my anything.
	I thought this was interesting.
	Oh, this is Antifa BLM, I guess.
	But let's just jump into it without an intro.
	The Antifa riots provide social reforms.
	But capital, people who storm the Capitol, they go to jail.
	Riots are destructive and dangerous and scary, but just like getting your shots or pulling out a splinter, they can lead to serious social reforms.
	It's just ripping off the band-aid.
	That's what riots are.
	To prevent more violent uprisings and protests, we need to take their causes seriously.
	Conversely, every person who forced their way into the capital should be arrested.
	Lock them all up.
	Notice the lack of nuance in that second subhead.
	And so we're seeing the socialists, the radical leftists control the country, and it's not going well.
	Check out Tyrone over here in 34.
	Oh, this is a separate thing.
	Wait.
	Here's the second one.
	No, no, no, that's not what I was talking about.
	Oh, yeah, go to jump ahead to 51.
	What is this doing in feminism?
	Yeah, I put this in the wrong section.
	This area behind me is the George Floyd Memorial.
	This is where George Floyd was killed back in May.
	Take a look.
	Don't care.
	These barricades have been set up by protesters and supporters of the movement.
	They don't allow anyone in, not even the police.
	It's called an autonomous zone.
	And you're going to be in a bad situation in a second.
	Because you've been called out for what you are, and you need to get out of here.
	Please go.
	We know what you are.
	You need to get in your car and go.
	I don't give a f who you are.
	You're going to be called out for who you are.
	You need to get in your car.
	Did you hear that?
	You're going to be in a very bad situation in a minute.
	You're getting called out for who you are.
	He's speaking his own stupid, tough guy nerd language.
	I wish I was there and I couldn't.
	I'd like to embark on this bad situation, please.
	First, I'm going to knock out the fat chick so she doesn't get in the way.
	And then it's going to be you and I in your weird thigh bag.
	How about this?
	You can't pass that barrier.
	That's where you're safe.
	So if you step past that barrier, you're fucked.
	In front of your stupid.
	What's his thigh bag?
	Gay shit.
	I don't know.
	Is that a helmet, maybe?
	I don't know.
	Look at that meek fuck.
	Getting called out for who you are.
	He's emulating blackness.
	Sort of.
	It's their own hybrid.
	It's the Antifa BLM personality.
	It's great for people who are already empty vessels.
	You just pour it in.
	Nice microphone, dude.
	Get the furry thing on it.
	From what I understand, it's kind of volatile.
	People that want to go and support doesn't feel a sense of inclusion.
	A sense?
	Do you have a sense of inclusion?
	I have insense of inclusion.
	It's Nag Shampa.
	Of a like militant type atmosphere over there and a sense of fear.
	Kim Griffin supports police reform and was outside the courthouse protesting Floyd's death, but she does not agree with what's happening at the memorial.
	Her nephew, 28-year-old Emez Wright, was shot and killed there over the weekend.
	That's what it takes for someone to object to Antifa.
	You have to kill one of their immediate family members.
	And with black families, nephews, nieces are basically daughters and sons.
	They're sort of like American Indians.
	Where cousins all blend together in one family.
	So that's basically her brother.
	Or her son, really, who was killed.
	I mean, she changed his diapers.
	She helped raise him.
	And now he's dead.
	So she goes, I actually don't like it there.
	Really?
	So you're not showing solidarity?
	Why?
	They shot and murdered my son.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, there are sacrifices that need to be made for the movement.
	Surprising.
	He was a soldier.
	Not allowed by who?
	I mean, they're the police.
	The law enforcement, it was made clear law enforcement was not welcome to penetrate that zone, which is an atrocity because his life was taken.
	And I mean, who knows whether or not he would have survived had things been different.
	Why is that lagging?
	I want you to use the one that has the shitty frame rate that doesn't lag.
	This is the shitty frame rate.
	Okay.
	So just to be clear here, the police were unable to get to him because it's an autonomous zone.
	Who said that?
	Who said, did the police's boss say, don't fuck with the autonomous zone?
	Don't go in there?
	Because that's fucked up if they did.
	I mean, I understand a res, an Indian reservation, has their own police force.
	You can't randomly make a police-free zone.
	And the fact that the police were told to do that is fucking insane.
	And again, we've got Clinton Watts saying white nationalism, domestic terrorism, that's the problem.
	Police brutality, that's the problem.
	That's what the riots are about.
	And everyone ignores the deaths of that guy.
	That dude you just heard of, whose name I already forgot, is gone.
	You're never going to see him again because he doesn't fit the narrative.
	And I'm not exaggerating here.
	If your life doesn't fit the narrative, your life doesn't matter.
	He's dead now and nobody Gives a shit.
	They say, oh, we've had Heather Heyer killed and the Capitol was stormed.
	We need to focus on that.
	Meanwhile, their body count is piling up to the ceiling.
	Chaz had dead black dudes in it, too.
	And they were shot by white guys.
	But no, blacks aren't in danger at these fucking stupid things.
	All right, let's jump to feminism.
	You got a new feminist icon?
	You know, we did get one in the mail here.
	A new one?
	New one?
	A new new new.
	A new new new?
	That actually was my nickname for you when we used to date, Nunu.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Remember our poetry books were stained with the butter of crumpets?
	Oh.
	What?
	You can't find it now because you're useless at everything you do?
	Yeah.
	How'd you know?
	Why aren't you organized?
	Oh, okay.
	But you should have a file folder of these.
	Not just.
	This one just came in.
	I saw it.
	Okay, will you drag it into your folder?
	I don't hear anything.
	Oh, this is a myth.
	Oh, that's an updated one because you didn't like that weird flower thing.
	Right.
	So there is no female Einstein, but there's no female Jack the Ripper.
	I don't know if he invented that line, but it's a good line.
	Great news in the world of feminism.
	Huffington Post is laying off all of their affirmative action hires.
	Ladies, your dad paid your rent.
	This is 3.7.
	Surely you know that when your dad pays your rent, you're not economically viable.
	You don't really have a job.
	BuzzFeed is shutting down HuffPost Canada, HuffPost Quebec.
	By the way, two of the biggest sources for anti-Proud Boy shit, and a big reason while there was support to name them a domestic terrorist organization, because the dumb babysitters at BuzzFeed in Canada wouldn't shut up about white nationalism.
	And eventually it stuck.
	But because their jobs are fake, because they just lie all day.
	So there's no demand for that.
	No one checks the news to read a bunch of bullshit.
	So they were fired.
	There's no demand for your supply.
	Just two weeks after they filed for union certification.
	I love when they do this, too.
	They don't get that dad paying the rent means they're not valuable and they're totally replaceable.
	And they go, I'm irreplaceable and economically viable.
	I should get paid what I'm worth.
	Okay.
	Here, I'm going to pay you what you're worth.
	You ready?
	There it is.
	Nothing.
	You're fucking done.
	Only their news are on left, not their management.
	Only their news are on left?
	Does that mean only the news thing is left?
	Shutting down.
	What does that mean?
	Frenchly squeezed.
	The cognitive dissonance between left-wing newsrooms and math.
	Yeah, so the management is right-wing and the newsroom is left-wing is what they're saying.
	Fucking learn to code.
	I'm so happy to hear this.
	Wayne, what's the parlor one?
	3-8?
	Is that what you just showed?
	I don't know what you just showed.
	Where'd you get that from?
	Oh, yeah, this is fantastic.
	Look at that.
	They're trying to brag, by the way, about how inclusive they are to women.
	And Huffington Post is a woman's...
	Remember what Trump said when Ariana Huffington attacked him?
	Didn't your husband leave you for a guy?
	I think he made the right choice.
	Notice anything about this Huffington Post editor's meaning, all fucking brads.
	Everybody's got a snack.
	Everyone's got a snack and a water, hydrated, maraschino cherries.
	No, they always have things like capers or olives or like fresh fruit.
	There's some blueberry, some blueberries.
	A filet of locks.
	Like they're all chicks.
	And people say, well, you should feel bad.
	I mean, you're in journalism and they've been, I'm not in journalism, but you're in journalism and, you know, it's getting shut down.
	Yeah, I feel great about it.
	I want the left to suffer and go through what we went because it's called revenge.
	Like this black girl who's editor of Teen Vogue now, people on the right are pissed off about it.
	In fact, I think it might be in this, in today's New York Post.
	They're really upset that this girl is getting plagued by tweets she made six years ago when she was a teenager, basically.
	Maybe it was in yesterday's.
	Have I got it here?
	No, it was in yesterday's paper.
	But I watch and I go, good.
	Yes, fantastic.
	Cancel her.
	Look her up.
	Teenager, anti-Asian quotes, Teen Vogue.
	Yeah, that's got to come with Teen Vogue.
	And I'm of Milo's mind.
	Milo, by the way, is no longer gay, according to his latest metrics.
	Didn't mention censor.tv in any of his stories.
	Teen Vogue employs protest new editor-in-chief over anti-Asian tweets.
	Now, of course, it's not fair.
	Maybe a bunch of Cuomo's bitches are full of shit, and they just don't get how an old libidinous guy talks.
	I don't give a shit.
	Fuck Cuomo.
	He's part of cancel culture.
	And fuck this bitch.
	Team Vogue's an Antifa magazine with literal members of Antifa on their staff.
	So you want to be part of that culture?
	Live by the sword, die by the sword.
	What were her anti-Asian tweets, too?
	I think she just said things like, yeah, my essay was laid on my Asian assistant professor.
	Now Googling how to not wake up with swollen Asian eyes.
	That's pretty bad.
	Give me a 2 out of 10 on my chem problem.
	Cross out all my work and don't explain what I did wrong.
	Thanks a lot, stupid Asian TA.
	That's not so bad.
	Outdone by an Asian.
	Hashtag what's new.
	That's kind of flattering.
	Hashtag what's true.
	Yeah.
	So yeah, I'm glad she's suffering.
	But speaking of which, so Tucker Carlson, I think we talked about this yesterday a little bit, talked about Taylor Lorenz, and he used her real face.
	And she's talked about how horrible her life is and how much she's harassed.
	And he said, no, your life's pretty good, which led to more harassment.
	3.9.
	That's it.
	Yep.
	Claiming to be powerless.
	Taylor Lorenz, for example, writes for the New York Times.
	She's at the very top of journalism's repulsive little food chain.
	Lorenz is far younger than prominent New York Times reporters used to be.
	She's also much less talented.
	Wait, we talked about her yesterday.
	I remember talking about her fat face.
	Yeah.
	Lorenz would be grateful for the...
	Did you cover this exact link?
	I don't remember seeing this.
	Okay.
	Well, good luck that she's had.
	But no, she's not.
	Just this morning, she tweeted this, quote, for International Women's Day, please consider supporting women enduring online harassment.
	It's not an exaggeration to say that the harassment and smear campaign I've had to endure over the past year has destroyed my life.
	Hmm, destroyed her life, really?
	By most people's standards, Taylor Lorenz would seem to have a pretty good life.
	One of the best lives in the country, in fact.
	Lots of people are suffering right now, but no one's suffering quite as much as Taylor Lorenz.
	So the takeaway from Erin Rupar, who's a nightmare, says, how dare they show her face?
	She hides her face on Twitter.
	She doesn't hide her face on Instagram.
	She doesn't hide her face.
	So she's easy to find.
	So that's a ridiculous allegation.
	Her stupid fat face is everywhere.
	What's 4-0?
	She's upset they showed her face.
	And then click on these pictures.
	I don't have my face on here for a reason.
	And then what do we have next?
	There she is with her Instagram account right below her blob fish.
	And then there is her fucking face on her Instagram account.
	And it looks to be an open account, too.
	Yeah.
	And then so people start laughing at her and mocking her, which is her beef.
	Don't mock me.
	I can mock other people and ruin their lives, but don't mock me.
	That destroys my life.
	And then she goes, the amount of loss, death, grief we've all had to endure this past year has been unimaginable.
	No, it's pretty imaginable.
	500,000 people, same as last year, same as the year before.
	I've lost people I cared about deeply, among other tragedies.
	Barraging someone in that fragile state with messages like this for months as part of a vicious harassment campaign is sick.
	I hope you cry yourself to sleep at night.
	And then, check this out, 4-2.
	So during her complaining, Twitter says this is disputed.
	Our response to Tuesday night's Tucker Carlson Tonight broadcast is now familiar.
	Tucker Carlson opened his show last night by attacking a journalist.
	It was a calculated and cruel tactic, which he regularly deploys to unleash a wave of harassment and vitriol at its intended target.
	Taylor Luens is a talented New York Times journalist doing timely and essential reporting.
	Journalists should be able to do their jobs without facing harassment.
	Meanwhile, all they do is harass.
	All they do is dox.
	Niggas don't dance no more.
	All they do is diss.
	And look at this.
	This claim is disputed.
	I can't tell if that's a joke or not.
	Go on.
	Somebody used HTML.
	Oh, so it is a joke.
	Yes.
	Okay, so I'm dumb.
	They're just really good at what they do.
	So someone was so funny that I fucked it up.
	And then Amy Siskin jumps on board and says, I know, it's so fucking hard, girl.
	It's brutal.
	Click on that picture.
	Tucker Carlson does this to activists, too, and we are flooded with threats and harassment.
	Put a stop to it, Fox News.
	Okay, let me just tell you about Amy Siskin briefly.
	She, oh, put her, keep her face up there.
	Her ugly fucking microwave pubic hair, hair.
	She, when I moved into my house, she docks the house, arranged a vigil after the Pittsburgh shooting to show me that Haid has no home and she doesn't want any of the synagogues in Westchester shot up by me and the proud boys who are Nazis in her mind.
	She also started a sign campaign in my neighborhood where they put signs on my lawn, my neighbor's lawn, and all the houses around me put up signs.
	She also did that when I moved, put up signs, had signs put up all in that neighborhood.
	She also had someone put up posters all over the neighborhood calling me a fascist, which was all around my kids' school.
	So my kids would see it on their way to and from school.
	So now she's terrorizing my children.
	And by the way, the signs are not just at my office.
	They're at my home.
	So my children see them as they come back and forth from school.
	Letting everyone know, all my children know from their old house to their new house that they are not welcome there.
	So that's terrorizing my children.
	I brought my children to her home.
	And my wife, holding my youngest boy, said, stop this, Amy.
	Leave us alone.
	Stop terrorizing us.
	That forced Amy to then ramp it up.
	And she started harassing my architect, contractor.
	She started a boycott of the real estate firm that sold me my house.
	Then she terrorized and doxed my real estate agent, put her out on blast, and regularly for years harassed her and encouraged people to boycott her.
	So the woman is not just a fucking psychotic doxing lunatic.
	She's a stalker.
	She stalks and obsessively follows Trump supporters such as myself.
	So for her to sit there and complain that she gets harassed because of a possible mean retweet.
	Now, this is a woman I was told who cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant with a woman and then proceeded to eviscerate him, destroy his finances, take all the money and run.
	She's a vile human being.
	And it's relevant that she put out that tweet because these people don't understand that.
	And it's not just me.
	She terrorized everyone.
	David Pachman, the liberal, she said, I'm going to call your school and get you fired because she said we only should have either female or politicians of color, no more white male politicians.
	And he, who's an annoying liberal, said, that sounds kind of sexist and racist to me.
	She said, I'm getting you fired.
	That's the kind of psycho she is.
	And then when he brought it up later, she goes, I'm going to sue you for lying.
	I would never do such a thing.
	He's like, this is the internet.
	Here's the post where You said exactly that.
	So her take is: it's really rough for me.
	People harass me.
	They have cognitive dissonance.
	They sit there and their only job is to destroy lives.
	There's so many journalists today who aren't looking for Watergate.
	They're looking for you.
	You fucked up.
	You said the N-word.
	You grabbed a girl's ass.
	You said you worked here, but you don't.
	You worked there.
	You went golfing that day.
	Tattletale journalism has totally subsumed journalism.
	And the only time these people get any kind of emotion is when the chickens come home to roost and someone does it back to them.
	That's when they have a complete fucking heart attack.
	So we're dealing with at the same time, we're dealing with the most vicious, cruel, and sadistic people in the world.
	At the same time, we're dealing with the weakest, most vulnerable people in the world.
	Isn't that a strange time?
	It's weak bullies.
	These people are mentally ill, weak bullies who terrorize you almost like little gremlins, hyenas.
	They comb through, oh, you're fucked now.
	And then when you go, they go, ah!
	They're like crazy ex-girlfriends.
	You're hurting me.
	Yeah, well, you just hit me with a frying pan.
	I'm trying to get you out of here.
	What is this?
	I was just looking around and.
	Resistors who flip out anytime two people argue on Twitter about something or call people out, they always say no infighting.
	Republicans aren't going to keep the house because some dumb white lady like Amy Siskin is finally getting called out on her bullshit.
	What was she getting called out on?
	That's from Kathy Griffin.
	But what's this article about?
	About Amy Siskind being shitty.
	Anti-Trump feminist activist Amy Siskin attacked because she's Jewish.
	Oh, this is a...
	But why...
	Oh, we don't have to...
	We don't have to go...
	So this is her Twitter message.
	She became fake bloody severed head.
	Griffin hates Trump.
	Why does she hate Trump?
	Critic Amy Siskin.
	Not because she's infighting.
	Siskin had the gall to condemn Black Lives Matter after it accused Israel of genocide.
	Here, oh, here Amy support truly disappointing uninformed Israel hate.
	Whoa.
	Oh, Amy.
	So racist of you.
	Tweet unavailable.
	She's the king, and yes, king, of deleting her tweets.
	She steps in her own shit so often.
	Well, she's incompetent.
	Anyway, speaking of Jews, I still have a big problem with Muslims.
	And that girl who remember the French teacher's head lying in the road in France?
	Well, that was because a Muslim girl said she was skipping school.
	And she said, hey, dad, I know you got called about me not being in school.
	Do you know why?
	And he goes, why?
	And she goes, the teacher said, I have to leave the room.
	Why would he say that?
	Well, then when I left the room, he showed all the kids in the class a picture of the Prophet Muhammad naked.
	And he goes, what?
	Instead of going, don't fucking tell me idiotic lies, he's possibly inbred himself and goes, I believe it, man.
	Oh, my gosh.
	So he starts this whole campaign.
	Stop showing kids pictures of the Prophet Muhammad naked.
	That, of course, takes off.
	And people want to hurt this teacher.
	He doesn't get a chance to defend himself.
	The next thing you know, his fucking head is lying on the road.
	That's his head still attached to his body, as you can see.
	And I know his hair is annoying, but that doesn't mean we don't have sympathy for him.
	For his beheading.
	She was lying.
	Does she go to jail?
	She better.
	He started a hate campaign against the teacher posting a video online detailing the allegations against Mr. Patty.
	He also lodged a police complaint and took the matter to school chiefs.
	You know what this reminds me of?
	We had this in New York City.
	Remember that girl?
	I called bullshit from the second we saw it.
	Fake hate crime thing?
	She said someone ripped off her headscarf.
	Now we know these headscarves, they're not this.
	They don't leave the house like this and then walk carefully onto the subway going, I hope there's not a strong wind.
	I'll lose my headscarf.
	It's just like a yarmulke.
	It's clipped on.
	Clip, clip.
	So if you just grab it, it doesn't go flying off.
	That's why it's still there on a windy day.
	But it was the same story.
	She was on a date and she got caught without her headscarf on.
	So she said to her father, oh, it got ripped off.
	Maybe the real problem here is these fucking tyrannical fathers who are torturing their daughters every time they do something remotely Western or fun, like skip school.
	So they shaved her head.
	Now, this is the punishment after it all happened.
	But if you recall, when it was going down, this is 4-7, right?
	The New York Times, did you see that?
	When it was going down, we had Julian, not Julian de Blasio saying, I'm so sorry, we need to fight against hate.
	These fucking losers get so excited when they think they found an example of hate.
	Like someone who drew a broken swastika with spray paint on a fucking park in Brooklyn.
	And the next day, the Beastie boys were there and rabbis and Muslim clerics all saying, we're so sorry that someone did a shitty swastika on a fucking, it was probably a black kid on a slide in a park.
	They're really celebrating is what they're doing.
	They're celebrating finding hate because there's so little of it from white people that when they finally get some, they dance in the streets.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	This also happened in Northern Virginia, too.
	Someone said...
	She said they stole her headscarf probably just trying to...
	And I'm at the point now, I'm starting to sympathize with these girls.
	Because they're just young teenagers trying to live their life.
	And they have this fucking Nazi of a dad ready to murder them every time they make a mistake.
	I sent you a separate email about Demi Lovato.
	See, Ben Shapiro fans, isn't this better?
	We got pop culture interlaced with all these important subjects.
	That is super duper fun.
	I sent it to you like minutes ago, Ryan.
	Why are you so fucking slow?
	Holy shit, you're slow.
	There was nothing that said Demi Lovato with that, by the way.
	It says Giuliani daughter.
	But there you go.
	Touche.
	I started realizing how queer I really am.
	Demi Lovato reveals how her fleeting engagement to Max Erich helped clarify her sexuality and Mitt's hooking up with a girl felt better.
	Here's what's really going on here.
	Women are meant to be married.
	They're meant to be engaged.
	Slutting around is kind of normal for a young man.
	And I don't, I'm not against it.
	You get your yeahs out.
	You cure your curiosity.
	And it makes you lust, it makes you covet thy neighbor's wife less when you've tried it out.
	I've fucked so many girls that when I walk down the street, I see a fat black girl.
	I know what it's like to fuck her.
	I see a skinny Asian girl.
	I know what it's like to fuck her.
	I'm not constantly longing for what wasn't because it all was.
	And so she had this fleeting engagement.
	She poured her heart into it.
	And then she's crushed.
	Let me see her.
	She's my favorite, by the way.
	She is shockingly attractive.
	I love her when she's fat the best.
	Oh, I don't like open-toed boots.
	Those are annoying.
	Does that give you a boner?
	I've always thought she was pretty, uh, pretty, pretty pretty.
	She's pretty pretty.
	Do you have a boner now?
	Let me see.
	No, I don't have a boner.
	Let me see.
	I'm boner-free.
	Why do you have 718 tattooed on your armpit?
	Under my armpit?
	Because it's a painful spot.
	I wanted to see what it was like, and that's the Bronx area code.
	You can take me out of the Bronx.
	You can't take the Bronx out of me.
	It's the Brooklyn area code.
	It also is, but it's been my area code as a kid.
	So you got something that you thought was unique to the Bronx, and it's not.
	No, I knew that that was a point of contention before.
	Contention?
	How is it a point of contention?
	Well, because we've brought this up before, like 718, and you're like, that's Brooklyn, or that's Bronx, or that's Queens.
	And I'm like, yeah, all right, but it's Bronx to me.
	So here's what happened, folks.
	She's not allowed to mourn that.
	You know, a generation ago, you get dumped after your engagement.
	Everyone has a heart attack.
	The brothers beat up the guy.
	She cries.
	She goes away for a year.
	It's a big fucking deal.
	But we've totally trivialized marriage.
	And now we go, what's your problem?
	So she has PTSD.
	So how does she deal with it?
	She starts eating pussies and sucking on tits.
	We've damaged this woman with our flippant treatment of marriage.
	By trivializing marriage, we trivialize her pain after engagement falls apart and she loses her fucking mind.
	Also, like the empowered feminist thing would say, don't be vulnerable, don't be hurt, don't let the man control your feelings.
	So you're like, hey, the man didn't hurt you.
	It's no big deal.
	I'm glad.
	You know what?
	I'm glad the engagement's over.
	I'm actually happy.
	Look, I'm smiling.
	See?
	Look, I'm happy.
	I'm actually kind of a lesbian.
	Look, I have short hair now.
	And my tits start really high.
	And I wear a blazer.
	I'm a lesbian with tits under my neck.
	I have neck tits.
	I'm a tit-neck lesbian.
	So yeah, she was madly in love.
	She was planning her future.
	That's fucking traumatizing to rip away.
	And the same thing happened to Juliani's daughter.
	This is now back to 4-9.
	She had an engagement, very important to her, planning her life, thinking about her grandchildren.
	I mean, it's every girl's fantasy.
	You're not allowed to have this fantasy, but it is.
	It's still there.
	The dream of the ring.
	And by the way, guys, when you're buying a girl an engagement ring, don't get fancy.
	Keep it simple, stupid.
	Rudy Giuliani's daughter has opened up about her sexuality and a pace for Vanity Fair.
	So this is what happened to her.
	She was engaged.
	Everything was great.
	She's planning her future.
	He probably dumped her.
	I bet in both these cases, the guy chickened out because he's a pussy and men don't have balls anymore.
	So she also lost her mind and became a fucking whore.
	But again, society has all the stigma on marriage and no stigma on porn and fucking disgusting sex.
	So her randomly meeting these people on a dating app and like eating out some stranger while some other stranger fucks her up the ass is now empowering girl power.
	And so she's sitting there writing all about it, about her polyamorous lifestyle and how she's actually glad.
	I'm happy that my engagement fell apart and all my dreams shattered against the wall like broken glass.
	I love it.
	Society's right to trivialize marriage and to promote slut walks because I'm walking down slut lane.
	I'm walking sideways on the sidewalk, as the poet laureate would say.
	Sex is the only drug that they don't really shame because it only kills your soul and not your actual physical body.
	So they're just like, yeah, you could overdose on that sex.
	Sex should be talked about more openly.
	We're ruining our women.
	We're giving them PTSD.
	Like we talk about a cunt like Amy Siskin and how horrible she is, but do women have any choice but to be cunts when we totally destroy them?
	I mean, Amy's a lesbian, but I don't think so.
	I don't know if I believe in lesbians.
	I think I, yeah, I don't know either.
	I mean, all these lesbian cases we found were people who were abused by men.
	Anyway, let's go to the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	I got an interesting letter that I actually printed out.
	Greetings, bromosexuals, regarding the Burger King guy.
	He appears to be a schizophrenic who lives with his mom out west and grows lots of pot.
	I stumbled on his YouTube channel a while ago, and you can tell From his videos, just look up any of what I'm saying.
	Burger King guy.
	You can tell from his videos that there's some mental illness going on.
	I think he gets irritated and upset easily when he's off his meds.
	The stress of flying, not taking his meds, and him flying alone has probably made him crack in those videos.
	Thought you would find it interesting to get a glimpse of the man behind the crown.
	He sort of reminds me of the late Terry Davis, R.I.P. I don't know who Terry Davis is.
	Here he is, folks.
	The Burger King man.
	He's not.
	So I just shaved my head and my beard.
	I just shaved my head and my beard.
	I remember Terry Davis.
	My mom says I look 20 years younger.
	This is what I do all day.
	I just walk back and forth.
	You get exercise.
	I just bought a weight.
	Hold on, stay there.
	Very Terry Davis.
	That's his mom filming.
	She must have been thrilled when he came home with a weird facial tattoo.
	Okay.
	So that's his exercise.
	He's in like the pool house.
	Comes back at one.
	This wiffle ball was on sale for $5.
	Two clothes.
	It was half off.
	Wait a minute.
	Half off?
	So what would it be in full price if it was something?
	Because it's $5.
	That means the wiffle ball costs...
	It costs $10.
	That's the guy who said the N-word.
	It's funny how we made him into this heavy shit dude and he's a mentally ill child who grows weed and makes videos for his mom.
	Check on his YouTube page, though.
	Believe it or not, that had no title.
	But look at all his videos.
	Oh, shit.
	So he shaved a hole in his head.
	He's got some weird burn on his head.
	But if you scroll down, you can see he used to be the racist was a Rasta man.
	On your extremities, on your feet, and you can't get your blood circulating because your cardiovascular system is pinched off because of the elastic band on the fucking top of the sock.
	Interesting.
	I did not know that.
	Did you know that?
	No.
	I don't know if I'd know it now.
	I actually, I'm emailing you a girl who warned us of that.
	And she knew that socks cut off circulation and they make it unable to walk.
	And her mother made her wear socks.
	And the poor girl had to explain that these are not the favorite.
	These are not the favorite.
	So sometimes children are the only ones that can...
	I can't walk regular.
	Why?
	Because I can't do it on socks.
	Oh, dear.
	Socks are not the favorite.
	So now she's a marionette puppet.
	It's like when you put little boots on a cat.
	Yeah.
	Commits to the bit, that's for sure.
	My wife sent me that because that's my son, Johnny.
	If something's going wrong, like he can't get up, and then he falls and stuff.
	Oh, I can't move.
	Ow, ow.
	And I'm like, get your shoes on.
	We're late.
	Ow.
	And then he falls backwards.
	But he's not laughing at me.
	He's like being, he's doing exactly what she's doing.
	It's a thing they do when they don't like stuff.
	I remember doing that.
	You think it works because they're laughing at you.
	But I want, no, they're not laughing when they do it.
	I want to go back to, that's the opposite of what I just said, Ryan.
	I said he's pretending to be serious.
	No, but as a parent, you're laughing.
	You're like, oh, yeah, this is...
	Wow, that's really having trouble.
	So the reason I thought it's interesting to bring up that Burger King guy is because when they showed it with his Burger King hat on, which should have been your first tip off that he's insane, they go, you see, racism.
	It's a major problem.
	No, the one guy you found is completely out of his mind.
	So that's the guy.
	This is your example of racism is everywhere.
	I got some off-kilter guys I've been following.
	Crazy Russian86.
	Look him up.
	He's fun.
	But the guy that he was talking about, you don't remember this guy?
	Kevin?
	No, Ryan?
	Terry David, he was an internet phenomenon.
	He was like this guy that lived like around the country and he was just always in a bunch of like problems and always got in trouble and then he was racist for a little bit and then he wasn't.
	But he's really a sweet autist that just can't control himself.
	And they did this great documentary on him, on down the rabbit hole, and it's a fascinating guy.
	What's it called?
	Very similar to this to this guy that we just looked at.
	Just look up Terry Davis documentary.
	You'll find it.
	Okay.
	Fascinating.
	Like Ober guys.
	Jared, Gav, check out Ryan arguing with a scientist.
	What?
	Gav, here's another 20-year-old telling a scientist he's wrong and being so pretentious.
	620.
	Wait, did you not include the actual name?
	Did you have a link here?
	Look at this fucking loser.
	He's got all these time stamps and there's no link.
	Also, at 840, Ryan suggests it's not okay to censor his comments or videos because what he's saying is so not true and everyone knows his comments are not true.
	Why they need to...
	What are you talking about, dude?
	That sounds like that guy had way more conviction than I did.
	Yeah.
	It sounds like he said, I know something.
	I said, I don't know anything.
	There's no link here, you fucking retard.
	No link, you fucking retard.
	Maybe he'll get back to us.
	By the way, can you help me with this, people at home?
	When I type the word fucking on my computer, here, my computer at home, and my phone, it capitalizes the F. I need to get to the Motherboard, the cloud, and say, Stop.
	I never want to capitalize fucking.
	Okay?
	I want to fucking capitalize, but I don't want to capitalize fucking.
	Stop Asian hate.
	I saw this video on Bleach Report today.
	In the video, Jeremy Lynn is addressing the ongoing hate against Asians in the United States.
	It shows clips of people protesting and white supremacy signs and shows a video of a white guy bereating someone you can't see, but it sounds like they are from China.
	He fails to mention who the main perps are committing these acts of hate, but he did pronounce his R's well.
	I certainly did not smash the like button.
	You guys are hot file.
	That's what's up.
	We're tired.
	Oh, please no.
	We're tired of our cries in English not being heard.
	He looks like a deep fake.
	Doesn't he?
	Yeah, he does.
	We're tired of our pain being overlooked.
	Yeah.
	His eyes are super white.
	We're tired of keeping our heads.
	Stand up to black people.
	When our elders are being assaulted, stabbed by black kids.
	Wouldn't you be?
	Wouldn't you be racist?
	White supremacy.
	For many of us as Asian Americans in this country, we know what it feels like to be told we don't belong, that we're perpetually foreigners.
	And even though others try to minimize us to one entity, we represent Asian hate background.
	Jeremy Lynn.
	Yeah, everyone hates him.
	What do you think happens next in a society?
	No one thought he belonged.
	No, they weren't celebrating him.
	His jersey was sold out for like a year.
	And it's evident by how little he gets paid.
	I think he makes minimum wage because everyone hates his guts.
	Phobia at the highest levels.
	You know, the real problem here is white people.
	I'm sorry to say, because white people take this.
	You give them an end white supremacy sign and they hold it because they go, I'd rather do that than blame the blacks who are beating up these old Asians.
	There's an entire race war going on in this country right now with Hispanics and blacks in South Central.
	And no one will go near it with a 10-foot bar.
	It kind of seems blacks versus everybody right now.
	Kind of sell no.
	The blacks are losing that race war for the Mexicans have the fucking gangs.
	But they're still part of that war.
	I think it's pretty one-sided war, actually.
	I think it's ethnocide.
	Blacks are being exterminated in South Central by Mexicans.
	By Mexicanos.
	Blacks versus Mexicans.
	You guys got to check out this guy on Insta.
	I believe he uses the same program as that Asian fucker on the final video.
	Also, those guys, the profile pic kind of looks like a way better version of Gavin.
	That hurts.
	Ouch.
	His name is Stefan Selzer.
	Is this Flash?
	No, I showed some of his art the other day when we were looking at the art thing for the final video.
	He wants to do your motorcycle.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's got rules.
	So I was like, you know, that's amazing and stuff, but he actually paints.
	I thought it was just on like an iPad.
	So he does that too for clients, and then he'll go ahead and paint the thing.
	Cool, great artist.
	Anyway, Gavin, I'm obviously not of the left, but allow me to defend white.
	Sorry, but allow me to defend woke liberals for a moment.
	By observing the lack of minority students in wealthy liberal areas and assuming that the parents and school admins must not want them there, aren't you using the same logical fallacy that the left uses, that inequality is inequity?
	Do you actually believe they are actively discriminating, or would you agree that it's an issue of class rather than race?
	I understand if we're trying to weaponize juvenile leftist logic against them, but I don't like when conservatives or leftists are hypocritical with arguments.
	Do you actually believe this, or are you justified using it as a weapon as they do to us?
	Yeah, you're right that it is class.
	They wouldn't like it if a bunch of poor white kids went to their schools, but they would like it much less if black kids went to their schools.
	Now, if Denzel Washington moved into the neighborhood, they would be excited and they would love their black kids, his black kids at their school.
	So you're right, that's another argument against class.
	But ultimately, these rich people have noticed that when black people go to your school, they tend to be poor.
	They tend to lower the property value.
	The marks tend to go down.
	And so they don't want that to happen.
	Now, is that race or class?
	Or is it both?
	I know that I never had a problem with it.
	I sent my kids to public school in Brooklyn.
	I've lived in multicultural areas since I moved out of the house in 1988.
	So I'm not guilty of this, which is why I see it as so evident.
	And I see these people in the suburbs with their signs, hate has no home here and black lives matter.
	They've never been, I see them around black people.
	They're awkward and uncomfortable.
	So yes, I do believe they're racist.
	I do believe that they don't truly like blacks.
	They just had a march in Manhattan to get illegal aliens, some of this 1.9 trillion.
	They don't know any illegal aliens.
	They've never met one in their life.
	So yeah, I am happy to call them racist.
	I think culture foregoes class.
	Because there's no like high-class hip-hop thug Ebonics.
	What?
	Like it's culture, not class.
	You know what I mean?
	There's no high-class Ebonics like, yo, motherfucker, I'm interested to speak with you.
	So it's culture, it's not class.
	No, but I think that if you had some Uyghur kid who spoke like that and he went to one of these rich people's schools and he was poor, I think they'd look down on him, but they wouldn't be outraged.
	If, however, the school became 10% black, exact same demographic, exact same upbringing, they would shit their pants.
	And I know because I've seen it.
	You know, Peter Bagg did a great cartoon about this called Diversity.
	Look up Peter Bagg Diversity.
	Images.
	Yeah, there it is.
	That was fast.
	Pretty quick.
	I'm impressed, Ryan.
	Celebrate diversity, at least in theory.
	Blow that up.
	This thing, I gotta like, I don't know, I gotta bookmark this.
	It's just absolutely perfect.
	And now a few words from a chairman of our diversity committee, Mr. Ira Goodwill.
	As I wander the halls of our beloved school, I'm struck by how few children of color I see.
	Oh no, here we go again.
	45 years after Brown versus the Board of Education, segregation still exists, and we're as guilty of it as anyone.
	Just look around you.
	Don't try to deny it.
	We're all complicit in this.
	It's Our Eurocentric attitudes that's inhibiting people of other cultures from even wanting to attend our school.
	And then the black guy's like, people of other cultures.
	And that has to be changed now.
	And then later.
	I'm curious, Mr. Goodwill: if diversity is so important to you, why did you choose to move to an overwhelmingly white community?
	Why didn't you move to the south end of town?
	The south end?
	Are you kidding?
	Do you know what the crime rate is down there?
	Not to mention the low resale values.
	Plus, the schools down there have very poor academic ratings.
	Perfect.
	Perfect.
	Chillo, it's perfect.
	Some guy in Lake Orion, Michigan wants us to sponsor his baseball team.
	I actually don't hate that idea.
	McDowell County, West Virginia, is one of the most impoverished areas in the U.S. It's an old coal mining area in rural Appalachia with a dwindling population being heavily targeted by drug companies early on.
	Helps put rural Appalachia on the front lines of the opioid epidemic.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay.
	The area has a long history of exploitation.
	Up until recently, it was a Democrat stronghold.
	Majority of white people, plenty of legitimate exploitation, poverty, and addiction, still relatively low crime and no white privilege in sight.
	Anyway, plenty of fun.
	So this guy's just saying white privilege doesn't exist.
	There's poor people.
	Gotcha.
	Triple H. Oh, no.
	That stands for clearly, Hail Hitler, Homo.
	It's not good.
	Well, it's saying gays are Nazis.
	That's how conservative they are.
	You recently brought up the Chipperson podcast.
	At first, I didn't get it.
	It seems way over the top and annoying.
	However, this one's pretty funny.
	I think the humor comes from watching Anthony crack up.
	That is funny.
	Okay, I'll give Chip Chipperson my 340th attempt at finding it amusing.
	Chip-breaking character's funny, too.
	You said Mrs. Miss Melbani, yeah, her husband had cancer.
	He wasn't dead yet.
	Oh, man.
	Well, she has her needs.
	Yeah, I went over to her house, and we knelt by the side of his bed in prayer.
	And I put her right in her hiney as she laid next to his vomit bucket.
	You really do know how to paint a picture?
	Yeah.
	Mrs. Melbani's honey, and her teeth fell out in her husband's vomit bucket.
	I made love to her for four years.
	Fuck the real hard shit.
	I mean, I could be watching a gay porn right now.
	I don't get it.
	Well, a lot of people missed that from Opi and Anthony.
	Jimmy.
	Jimmy cracking up.
	Oh, yeah, she's married.
	She's doing the right thing.
	Who's she?
	She's the producer.
	She used to be the producer for the J whatever show.
	You know, remember that guy who's on Cheers?
	J Okerson?
	No, old guy.
	He passed away.
	Forget her name.
	Okay.
	Thanks for helping out.
	The Jay Something Show.
	You briefly showed Nate Ober's message to Gav on one of your recent episodes.
	Nate Ober is another one of these dudes like Terry Davis.
	Yes.
	A special guy.
	Sure.
	He has some posters he's trying to give away.
	You guys should hang up a couple in the studio.
	Also, Gavin, do you play pool?
	What?
	Everyone plays pool.
	That's like saying, do you play the thing where you throw the ball and it goes in the hole or the thing with the sawdust?
	Oh, yeah.
	I grew up with a pool table in my house.
	Every time, I told you a million times, every time I like to play soft and I don't plan for the next shot.
	So I just get the ball in and then I see what happens.
	My dad has three shots planned every, so sometimes I would go so soft it wouldn't go in.
	And my dad would say, Lorraine, your dreams have come true.
	You've got a guttle.
	There's a guttle in the house.
	You've had, you gave birth to a wee bony lassie.
	Guttle.
	Guttle.
	Guttle.
	Yeah, in the Las Vegas thing for the Westfest thing, you nailed Poole and I showed there was a little montage.
	Yeah, we had a whole montage of me destroying a pool.
	Fucking destroying the shit.
	You need four beers to be perfect at Poole.
	Given that you're in the touch of the blue collar marriage, you should give it a shot.
	This is a child who calls himself Dirty Curdy.
	That's why I think I can say his name.
	Telling me I should give Pool a shot.
	I'm British.
	I go to pubs all the time.
	What the fuck?
	You're telling a 50-year-old man he should give Pool a whirl.
	Give it a shot.
	Should I try fucking too?
	How are blowjobs?
	I'm hearing a lot about blowjobs.
	They're pretty good.
	Is beer good?
	Yeah.
	This guy's not based.
	He's banned.
	It's an amazing game.
	And if you can find a nice divey pool, blah, blah, blah.
	I love the regulars pool room.
	I've witnessed many fights there.
	Blue collar dudes.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Loser.
	Somebody's.
	Good afternoon, gentlemen.
	New trailer dropped by Vox.
	Are you excited to learn how racist progressive writers are?
	Yes.
	See, blacks have seen that whites are desperate to capitulate and chastise themselves, self-flagellate.
	So they're like, fine, I'll do it.
	It's like, say you lived in a country where they were all submissives and they all wanted a dominatrix.
	Some women are going to go, all right, I guess I'll put on a leather corset and whip you.
	So these black people are like, I'll whip you.
	This is all fake.
	That video.
	But when I hear, like, we're going to give all your white colleagues racism tests, I'm definitely watching that video.
	So it's clickbait.
	Gotcha.
	This season, I'm glad you asked.
	Across five episodes, we're going to explore how that woman is obviously a nine, right?
	What are beautiful women into?
	Fashion.
	Trends.
	Glitz and glamour.
	This is fashion.
	All of this racist shit has nothing to do with truth or oppression or even black people.
	It's just the latest fashion.
	You know, in 08, it was green.
	It was environmentalism.
	You're worried about global warming, climate change.
	That was the hot thing.
	And all the pretty girls were into climate change.
	Now all the pretty girls are into racism.
	It's just the latest fashion trend.
	Everything from education to housing.
	In your lease, it would say you cannot resell this house to a black family.
	Yeah.
	But first.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	That lease must be from the 1910s.
	That's highly illegal.
	Did you know when you go to rent a house or get an apartment, the real estate agent is not allowed To tell you if the building is predominantly black or Asian or white, and they will actually send in spies who are pretending to buy a house to see if the real estate agent fucks up.
	I see.
	It would say it looks like he's lying, too.
	Sell this house to a black family.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that looks like a sincere.
	No Negroes.
	But first, in order to better understand those systems.
	Is that like a fucking Negro?
	Is that like a lease from some other country like Brazil?
	But first, in order to better understand those systems, we need to think about our own biases and what roles they play.
	Isn't there biases?
	Is having racial preferences and dating racist?
	Yeah.
	How do we even start to talk about solutions to health disparities that come from such structural inequalities?
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Biases.
	Yeah.
	It's biases.
	Arch biases.
	Do you guys think this machine is racist?
	Biases.
	Biases?
	Is that the Greek god of bias?
	Yeah.
	The arch biases.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Does your neighborhood determine your future?
	You can have a brother, but you have to bias us.
	Future?
	If merit isn't just about ability and effort, why are we so obsessed with merit?
	How does the stress of discrimination?
	Why are we so obsessed with merit?
	That's a great line.
	Why are we so obsessed with merit?
	Why do we think everything good is good and everything bad is bad?
	Why is entitlement bad?
	What's the matter with shittiness?
	And why is everything all about quality?
	And most importantly, what can we do about it?
	I don't want your question to be hyped.
	Am I?
	I want your question to be, what can I do affirmatively?
	Spend more money.
	Cash up.
	Is meritocracy a myth?
	What?
	Answering the retarded questions.
	Glad you axed.
	Wow, that looks like a fun show.
	In fact, I'm going to have to put a blue flag on that of my notes.
	That means good.
	Gents, my friends asked me to be the minister at their wedding and marry them.
	I'm not married.
	I just ended a five-year relationship.
	What should the tone of the speech be?
	What should I avoid doing?
	Okay, I have married many people.
	I am registered in the state of New York.
	I haven't done it in a long time.
	I haven't written a little book.
	I haven't written down a little black book.
	There's a bunch of speeches you can find online for the genericness, and you'll need that for like, do you take him to be your lawfully, but all that, that ending part.
	But it's her day, right?
	It's all about her.
	But what I do at these weddings is I say, you are now as one.
	If one of you is sick, both of you is sick.
	If one of you is getting sued, you're both getting sued.
	You have melded into one person.
	And you were to have each other's back, blah, blah, blah, forever.
	You obviously still are independent human beings.
	No, don't throw that in.
	Just say you are as one.
	They don't have to worry about their independence.
	Separately, I would say, don't look for your soulmate in your wife or your husband.
	Have your own life.
	They don't have to be your best pal.
	But that's not something to say at the wedding.
	So I just focus on how you two are as one now.
	You're going to build a family.
	Everyone here supports you, and they're coming here to celebrate the fact that you've made this brave decision to start a new chapter in your lives.
	The past is behind you now.
	You have nothing but the future to look forward to.
	And you're doing that together.
	Now I would throw in, there's nothing braver than starting a family, than making people.
	You probably find out in advance if she's infertile or not, if they intend to have kids.
	Because you're creating life and you're saying, come on, guys, I got your back.
	Let's move forward.
	And today we celebrate the fact that you two are each saying to each other, I got your back.
	Let's move forward into this adventure and determine our future together.
	This is why we're all here to celebrate.
	I'm tearing up.
	This is why we're so excited that you fictional people are making me cry.
	You're forming this bond forever.
	And we love you for that.
	And we see how much you love each other.
	And we're very excited for you to embark on this journey.
	Don't cry when you're doing it, though.
	So yeah, make it all about them.
	Don't be too goofy.
	You can do your speeches can be goofball, but it should be relatively serious and relatively fun.
	I tear up for happy things.
	Someone made a drawing.
	I'm going to start the auction again soon.
	I think we've gotten out of the heat as far as payment processing and all that went.
	Nice.
	Good job, dude.
	That's pretty cool.
	Fans are a little juvenile, so is drawing on cardboard, but you're very talented.
	Very talented.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	5-7, the lightning ball.
	This is real.
	And I'm not talking about a country in the Middle East that's only for Jews.
	This happened.
	What?
	The Sam hell?
	And then it just goes to the forest.
	Takes down a...
	What do you call those?
	Receivers, whatever?
	Transformers?
	Transformers.
	Transformers.
	Off to the forest.
	I'll be here if you need me.
	Disappears into the trees.
	We don't need to make up conspiracy theories and all these fantastical...
	Life itself is fantastic enough.
	I think the problem with screens is we bury our heads in our phones and we forget how fantastic and infinite Just our own planet is.
	Fuck the universe.
	Just walking around is mind-blowing.
	Our children are little miracles.
	Our wife's a gift from God.
	Everything around us, I say that to my kids when I drop them off.
	I go, remember, life's a movie.
	You're writing the script.
	You can change the ending if you want.
	You can make it a comedy if you want.
	You can make it an adventure if you want.
	The Lord gifted us with this incredible thing called life.
	And no matter how bad things are, it's still better than nothing, better than being dead.
	And you can control it.
	You can move it.
	Yes, you get knocked down a lot, especially this past year.
	But you can get up again and keep fighting and keep improving.
	Keep improving yourself and your lot in life.
	Get in shape.
	Clean your room.
	Slowly improve your surroundings.
	And you'll notice that you get paid back by life when you put into it.
	Have some fun.
	This is all up to you.
	You can make it as dangerous as you want.
	You can make it as risk averse as you want.
	You can control the show here.
	It's all up to you.
	If this weekend is boring, it's your fault.
	If it's exciting, you did that.
	Make it fun, make it crazy, and learn to appreciate every molecule.
	I mean, when you're on a train, just marvel at the fact that this train works and all the technology that went behind it.
	Look at a car.
	A car is a fucking incredible machine man-made.
	I can barely wrap my mind around a fucking transmission, let alone the entire machine working perfectly for decades.
	It's amazing.
	The whole world's a museum and an art gallery.
	Walk around it.
	Take it in.
	Experience it.
	It's free.
	I like you more than a friend.
	And I want you to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Say I have no idea.
	I'm gonna slide it on till after the dying is over.
	I hear life do the distance end.

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