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Nov. 23, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E42 - OUTTA PRISON [2020-11-23 - S03E42 - OUTTA PRISON]

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	Get off my lawn with Gavin.
	Don't think that I'll be a saint.
	But I might go down to the river.
	I'm gonna go down to the river, y'all.
	Cause the way that the sky opens up when we think it's making me sing.
	Blue sky.
	Men and women both have the same number of holes.
	Good jam.
	That's Justin Bieber at the AMA's.
	We'll be covering that.
	JLo was too sexy.
	So sexy.
	We'll show some of her sexy dance.
	It's going to be so sexual.
	We drove all weekend.
	We went to visit John Kinsman up at Bear Hill Correctional Facility.
	That took a long ass time.
	Although I saw flights.
	Bear Hill is unique in that it has an airport and the flights are affordable.
	So maybe I'll fly next time.
	If it's like 300 bucks, that's better than throwing your whole weekend down the drain.
	But we went there to Malone, New York, total shithole, and watched a man come out of a cage, sit in a cafeteria.
	And it was fucking weird.
	He's very chill, too.
	But you know what was kind of strange about it?
	I never would have predicted this.
	It's weird going with the mother of the guy's children.
	Because men and women are very different.
	And men, like we could be on your, a man could be in his deathbed and his friends would show up and they'd say shit like, I guess I don't have to pay you that $100 I owe you.
	And he'd be like, ha ha, ow, ow.
	Don't make me laugh.
	A woman is like, I love you and crying and stuff.
	And they're both very important ways to deal with pain.
	But yeah, we deal with it differently than, and so having her there, we couldn't do our goof thing, Ryan and I, because you don't want to goof around when we're talking about three little children, one of which he hasn't seen ever.
	One of his own children he's never seen.
	And they don't allow kids now because of COVID, everything's shut down.
	So the kid area is closed, and she couldn't have three kids on her lap.
	They have to stay with you on your lap.
	So she gave up and didn't bring them.
	So it's sad.
	So when she went up to get him stuff, we could do our goof business.
	But then when she was back, we had to be reverential.
	And then we left early so they could have their quiet time together.
	But they can't touch, do anything.
	And because of COVID, you have to be six feet away from the prisoner.
	So we had unmasked, you got to yell.
	So we could have been planning, you know, the civil war.
	It's so loud in there.
	And it's weird because a lot of my letters get sent back and his drawings have been getting sent back and emails.
	We can't correspond sometimes.
	If you say the word proud boys in a letter to them, by the way, or Antifa, the letter won't arrive.
	So call them good guys and bad guys or something.
	Don't talk about clubs.
	They think it's a gang and you're planning gang stuff.
	Prisons are not nice.
	Jail is fun.
	Jail is cool.
	Jail is dope.
	Just smells bad.
	But the COs in jail, you can just say, fuck you, pig.
	And they say, fuck you, bitch.
	But in prison, there was a guy at Bear Hill a couple months ago who he was a new guy from Rikers that was used to the sort of laid-back groovy vibe of jail.
	And he said, yo, that's my boo right there.
	Like, you don't even look these people in the eyes.
	The last thing you do is suggest that you fuck one of them.
	They brought in her brother, who also works at the prison.
	He beat the guy's ass.
	Then they bring him to her husband.
	The brother brings the guy to the husband.
	The husband and the brother now beat his ass again.
	Then they brought him to the dad.
	He also works there.
	You never know.
	That's three severe beatings.
	That's not the right one.
	Well, that's what he was like after the beating.
	Oh.
	Let me see.
	You never got your useless.
	Why don't you have a better sense of that?
	I'm going to have an aneurysm on a toilet.
	You never know.
	That was our running joke the whole time.
	It's hard not to do that.
	You never know.
	Yeah.
	So it's a very strange dynamic to go there and be with, it's almost like, you know, we're mortals and she's a god.
	And these two gods, like fucking Zeus and Persephone or whatever, are sitting there having this intense, you know, energy.
	And we're like, hey, man, you ever sneeze and fart at the same time?
	What's that?
	A snirt?
	Imagine you snirted and shit your pants.
	You ever fart so hard it hurts your anal lips?
	So anyway, but we filmed it all.
	We did a sit-down interview, so that's a great Censor.tv presents coming up.
	Do you have the footage of me there?
	I've got a sleep.
	A short chunk clip.
	I don't look very sexy, but it's cool to see the...
	There, stop, stop.
	That's not even the main prison entrance.
	I think that's where they bring in food and supplies and stuff.
	The main prison entrance is...
	Well, you'll see that in a second.
	It's big.
	800 prisoners.
	There.
	Now, we put a...
	This is kind of funny.
	We put an old man filter on the footage.
	Oh, I didn't add it yet.
	What?
	Yeah, no, we...
	I didn't add it.
	No, Ryan, you clearly did.
	Look.
	Visiting Johnny Barrett.
	Yeah, you already added the old filter.
	That's just you.
	My eyeballs don't look like they have their each individual anus that is being shit out right now.
	It does look like that, but no, there's no...
	This is straightforward, you jerk.
	No.
	This guy, you are a clown.
	I promise, that's raw footage.
	We did that.
	So mean.
	Because the original file.
	Another thing about guys is we're always ribbing each other and adding filters and making us look old.
	This guy, I'm going to get you back for that hilarious joke.
	Gavin, it's got the original file.
	Anyway, do not do that again.
	People at home are going to think that's real.
	So, yeah, I explained everything about the jail, right?
	I did indeed.
	Today's book is the book of Joe.
	All about Joe Coleman.
	One of my favorite artists of all time.
	Can you turn off the fucking audio, you retard?
	What do you mean?
	I'm still hearing.
	There's like a plane or somebody.
	Is it upstairs?
	It sounds like it's coming from that speaker.
	Doing some weird roller thing.
	Anyway, Joe Coleman, incredible artist.
	Really detailed Americana type stuff.
	He's really into like the 1920s and hobo culture, you know, where hobos would have a thing where they would put a mark outside your house.
	Like a circle and a square means this woman's nice.
	She might give you something to eat.
	And then two X's means, no, there's a guy in here with a gun and he hates us.
	Hobos.
	You know, back when hobos were traveling sorts.
	And when I came to New York, it was still very sort of old school New York, still dangerous.
	And this is the culture.
	Like Joe Coleman wasn't just a great graphic artist, visual artist.
	Dude, I am sure this is coming from that speaker.
	It's off.
	Look, this is with it on.
	That's off.
	That's very, very unusual.
	What a disturbing sound.
	I'm starting to feel like a crazy guy.
	Wait, we're not showing that yet.
	So, look up Joe Coleman and Mice and Fire.
	He used to wrap himself in those firecrackers, and then he'd eat a mouse or a rat on stage.
	And I thought, that's what you want when you come to New York City, right?
	You want the crazy shit, the cutting-edge shit.
	So when I did that comedy performance at the stand, Aaron Berg was talking about dicks.
	Here, turn it up.
	I love you so much.
	See, you young pussies don't understand entertainment and sacrificing for your art.
	Damn.
	So Aaron Berg was making fun of foreskins, and I have a foreskin.
	So when I came out after him, I pulled my foreskin out of my pants.
	I said, that's not so gross.
	If you wash it, it's fine.
	And I was banned from the club.
	The manager was mortified.
	And he said the gayest thing I've ever heard.
	He said, I have to turn my back on you now.
	And he's like, we had to refund.
	There was young girls in the audience.
	Like, you got to be 21 to be at a club.
	It's New York City, right?
	Where Joe Coleman blows himself up and eats mice.
	And it's like one in the morning.
	Sorry, my set wasn't family friendly.
	It's just a penis.
	I did a completely nude set in Brooklyn once at Brooklyn Brewing Company, which was fun.
	I wish I had that on tape.
	All the dudes were like this.
	I'm not looking down.
	I'm not looking down.
	I'm not looking down.
	I'm not looking down.
	The girls weren't like drooling, but they at least didn't care.
	So they would look up, look down sometimes.
	You're not hearing that through your headphones.
	You promise.
	I ran into him once at Keene Steakhouse.
	Anyway, you can go down to Joe Coleman Hole, and you can be down there for hours.
	Very talented artist, very dangerous dude.
	Really interesting stuff.
	But yeah, Justin Bieber at the AMA's.
	What's 11?
	He did his little performance there.
	We've got a jam-packed show for you tonight, folks.
	It's weird when they write about it because they can't play any of the music.
	Who are these people?
	BTS or something?
	Do people like that band for real?
	Yeah.
	Maluma.
	Justin Bieber joins.
	Why are Hispanic artists like Bob the Bunny?
	Bad Bunny taking over our culture?
	There should be a separate section, Latin culture.
	Go down a bit, though.
	I have one of the links that shows all the highlights.
	It's just interesting because I know nothing about music anymore.
	I don't listen to it.
	But I feel like a foreigner.
	I feel like I'm Polish.
	So that's Megan the Stallion in the Middle, Justin Bieber.
	And then The Weekend, he's an Ethiopian from Canada, Toronto.
	And he did a song called, what's it called?
	Brilliant Lights?
	Yeah, 2-1.
	Blinding Lights.
	You know it.
	It's very disco-y.
	Oh, yeah.
	You got something else.
	Just jump in the middle.
	Very ages.
	So this song is about when you're really horny and you're drunk and you drive drunk to some girl's house.
	And then he made the mistake of saying that.
	So he went, wait, I just made drunk driving cool.
	Oh, so to make up for that, he showed up last night with bandages on his face.
	Oh, I see.
	Say, it's not cool after all.
	I changed my mind.
	That's 2-0.
	Gotcha.
	Oh.
	Got it?
	We're in the same thing.
	Oh, I see.
	He's wearing the same thing, yeah.
	Right, from that same trip.
	So he's like, hey, I know I was drunk driving, but I got into an accident.
	So don't do it.
	Why is he bringing a butt plug to an award ceremony?
	Yeah, that's a painful one, too.
	You know who he was boning?
	Gigi Hadid.
	I thought they were going to say Gigi Allen.
	No, Bella Hadid, sorry.
	Bella Hadid.
	I think that's the one who said, sucker's going to get some, or what's he saying?
	He might like, get it.
	She's talking about a drunk driving ticket?
	My boy's going to like get pulled over.
	But I don't know who these people are.
	Look at 1.9.
	It sums up all the.
	You'll be so happy to hear who won everything.
	So there's Megan thee stallion.
	Look, she didn't wear high heels.
	She wore like snowboard shoes.
	What the hell?
	They look like they're for Arctic hikers.
	That's not sexy, Megan, you lazy bitch.
	You look like Jordan 11.
	You can't learn your dance routines with heels on?
	Look at what she's wearing.
	That's just laziness.
	That's like, I don't want to be uncomfortable.
	High heels hurt my feet.
	Yeah, that's the, you're on stage.
	You're performing.
	It's supposed to be about an illusion.
	This is all about Megan Lee's dad.
	She's retarded.
	You think?
	Yeah.
	If I ever interviewed her, my first question would be, what's eight times seven?
	So look at this.
	We know Taylor Swift.
	Okay, so she accepts an award.
	And then there's Dojo Cat.
	I don't know if you want to show off tits like that.
	No.
	By the way, Dojo Cat, Black Dad was not in the picture at all, just like Katsu.
	Same with The Weekend, Black Dad not around.
	But I don't hate those tits.
	I'm not a tit snob.
	However, if you have like a five-penciler, do you really want to show them off?
	What do you think, Ryan?
	No, I think that's as good as she could do.
	So she's like, you know, I'll prop him up with a transparent pants on if you have a small dick.
	Yeah, that's a bad.
	That's shrinkage.
	That's like David Bowie in Labyrinths.
	Okay, so those guys won because they did a song with Justin Bieber.
	I don't know.
	Look at that guy's hair.
	And then there was those Korean guys.
	I can't believe anyone listens to that that's over 10 years old.
	My daughter is into them, ironically.
	Then there's that guy.
	He's got a good jam about running to the church like a track star.
	Then there's Dua Lipa Chik.
	She's like Armenian or something.
	I know about her.
	But like, look at these people.
	Go up, go up, go up a little bit.
	No, stop, stop.
	Past country.
	You're not supposed to know anything about country.
	I do.
	Okay, who's Luke Combs?
	Luke Combs?
	Yeah, he does plenty of things.
	Who's Morgan Wallen?
	That one I don't know.
	Marin Morris.
	Yeah, she's a female singer.
	She does 80s Mercedes.
	And then who's De Baby?
	The baby's some guy rapper who does the Ruddy Ryko Rich, I believe.
	Isn't it funny how I saw this meme going around where they go, Baby It's Cold Outside is Sexist.
	Coming up next, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion with wet ass pussy.
	But yeah.
	Remember Dola, so I wanted to talk about Doja Cat's tits.
	Well, we already did, but one fourth, she is a hideous Jewish chick whose dad came in, made her.
	But it's amazing how different women can make themselves, right?
	Very proud of her mediocre tits.
	But look at her without makeup.
	Her tits look like mediocre.
	Wow.
	Oof.
	Stop doing puns or ban from the show from now on.
	You don't even know what okra looks like.
	Yeah, and they don't look like that.
	Okra's delicious.
	But her tits don't look like that.
	Well, they're tubular.
	They're pointy.
	They're not pencils, but show the people what okra looks like.
	This is how bad your joke is.
	And your internet connection's even worse.
	Yeah, like tube tits.
	No, they're not tube tits.
	They're floppy parrot heads.
	Parrot heads, okay.
	But yeah, she was famous for say so.
	Remember that jam?
	15?
	It was the number one song in all of America for weeks.
	And it's just...
	No, not the rap part.
	Go somewhere else.
	She's always showing her nip as well.
	How did she get away with that?
	Isn't it amazing how that hideous woman we just showed you is this woman too?
	She looks like the hottest stripper at like a New Jersey strip club.
	Remember she got in trouble for being racist?
	Her white self?
	By the way, just play The Cardigan's Love Fool.
	It's the same song.
	Jump in the middle.
	Exact same song.
	Shitty boring song.
	Yeah, 1-7.
	She was in trouble for being on these racist chat rooms a long time ago.
	We have to bring this up every time we talk about her.
	But it's just funny that black people can't get canceled.
	Like, she was singing, how much nothing would a didn't do, nothing if I didn't do, didn't do go down.
	Oh, your fucking tweets don't load.
	Jesus, H. Can't you fix that?
	Yeah, people have been telling me.
	Well, why are people telling you?
	Why didn't you look it up and fix it?
	Well, it's already clicked.
	It says show tweets in Twitter.
	Yeah, so that's not the solution, but you should have Googled the problem yourself.
	You're slowing down the whole show here.
	I'm just going to use Chrome from now, and look at this.
	Beautiful.
	Okay, then use Chrome.
	Sorry, Brave.
	So there she is on a racist chat, but I couldn't really hear what she was saying.
	I bet it wasn't White Supremacist.
	Okay, so that's I can't make that out, and I bet it's not white supremacist.
	No, keep going.
	Go down.
	So stop that audio.
	And then here's a clip of the racist song she made.
	We can't read it, Ryan, blow it up.
	I'm getting annoyed here.
	Didn't do nothing is a criticism of a particular type of black person.
	A person who's a criminal who lacks culpability.
	Mess Head is the white version, I guess.
	Tweaker.
	There's lots of names, derogatory names for fucking losers.
	And she just put one of them in her song, and they happened to be for blacks.
	Like, what about Hillbilly?
	Dojo the Cat.
	Dojo Cat responsible for blah, blah, blah, is under fire after homophobic tweets surfaced.
	Let's see how bad these are.
	I know we've already covered this, but I...
	It's just interesting that you can't cancel black people.
	I need a couple faggots when I...
	Move over.
	I can't read it.
	I called a couple people faggots when I was in high school in 2015.
	Does this mean I don't deserve support?
	I've said faggoty faggot roughly like 15,000 times in my life to saying faggot meaning you hate gay people.
	Do I hate gay people?
	I don't think I hate gay people.
	Gay is okay.
	Uh-oh, that's reasonable.
	And then she made a much more serious apology.
	And what else?
	Oh, more apologizing, apologizing.
	Yeah, what is the problem where Deborah Messing is mad?
	So, yeah, she was the one who suggested you milk her.
	She's a cow.
	1-8.
	Terrible shit song.
	Is this the bigotry of low expectations?
	Someone can make garbage like this.
	Rip off the song Love Sick or whatever it's called, The Cardigan's Love Fool.
	Say stuff that gets us canceled on a daily basis.
	Very happy with her kits, isn't she?
	I'm wasting a lot of time here on bullshit garbage culture.
	Oh, I was calling myself a caddy daddy earlier because I care about fashion and pop culture, but it reminded me of Kyle Dunnegan's fantastic character, Caddy.
	Caddy Daddy, this is so good.
	Show this to your wife and she'll love you forever.
	Go back to the beginning.
	Hi, I'm Roy.
	I have a bitch ex-wife, a millennial daughter, and the things I love most are shopping, crushing pussy, and gossip.
	They call me Caddy Daddy.
	Is Billy Eilish a boy or a lesbian?
	Sweetheart, what's the matter?
	Jacob broke up with me.
	Because of your tiny tits?
	Your football shoulders and mustache?
	Oh, isn't that?
	Oh, God, don't tell me you have your mother's ugly vagina.
	Don't panic.
	There's surgeries now.
	I'll start googling.
	Oh, God, my daughter for the disgusting vagina.
	He's moving.
	Next time.
	I wrecked the punchline.
	He's moving.
	Wait, go back.
	Hold on.
	No, hold on.
	I'll start googling.
	Oh, God, my daughter for the disgusting vagina.
	He's just moving.
	Next time, I'm Caddy Daddy.
	Sweetheart, get off the phone.
	I have to ask you something.
	Hold on.
	No, hold on.
	I'm your father, and I have a very important question for you.
	Call your bag.
	What?
	Is there a Michelle Geller dad?
	No.
	Because I just haven't seen her in so long.
	I know what she didn't do last summer.
	Work in Hollywood.
	Sorry.
	I love him.
	He's so fucking good.
	He's the guy who did the perfect Joe Biden last episode where he goes, I was vice principal under Brock Tobaggin.
	Did we show that?
	Did we?
	We have to.
	I think we did.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, we have to.
	Let's jump to Biden.
	He doesn't know where he is.
	Isn't it funny that people hate Trump so much?
	They literally ran a plant as a presidential candidate.
	I don't mean like someone who's planted there.
	I mean an actual thing that's green that you water that grows out of the ground.
	This person is dead.
	Do 3-1.
	3-1.
	Under Biden.
	I love watching.
	Especially immigrant Americans who came to the United States looking for political stability and seeing.
	Ryan, I told you twice today when you show a video to make sure it's just the video.
	I can't full screen it, but it would take a lot.
	This is how long it takes me to zoom in.
	Okay, well then you start setting it up and I'll keep talking.
	All the things that the president is doing.
	Pause.
	You have to go back.
	You have to go back.
	You have to go back to the beginning.
	Especially immigrant Americans who came to the United States looking for political stability and seeing all the things that the president is doing.
	Hang on.
	I'm on my way.
	That's what I say.
	Not a joke.
	And what the president's doing now is really going to be another incident where he won't go down in history.
	It's a fancy way of saying governors, governors need to be able to get funding when they need to bring their National Guard into play.
	What?
	Is that it?
	Look at 3-3.
	He cannot speak English.
	You could have a random Japanese man on the street and he would be more articulate.
	They talked about that in some detail.
	Thirdly, we discussed the need to help states with Title 32 funding for the National Guard.
	That's a fancy way of saying governors, governors need to be able to get funding when they need to bring their National Guard into play.
	And the National Guard's going to have to play this.
	It costs a lot of money.
	They talked about that in some detail.
	If they steal the election and Biden gets in, which we'll get to election gates soon, it's not looking good for Biden.
	It's looking very good for Trump.
	We're good.
	Our job is to make fun of stuff.
	So we're going to be drowning in Bidenisms.
	We'll have too many.
	We have t-shirts of his quotes, and there'll be plenty more.
	So that's going to be good for us.
	But the fact that Americans, even with all of Trump's landslide, there's still millions of people who voted for Biden.
	You petty bitches.
	You elected a guy because you don't like another guy.
	The fuck is the matter with you?
	Way to vote losers?
	It's just the way he talks, the way Trump talks.
	At least he speaks.
	At least he has sentences.
	I bet so many of us this Thanksgiving are going to be looking at our sisters and our relatives and just going, what the fuck are you thinking?
	Don't bring it up, is my advice.
	When's Thanksgiving?
	This Thursday?
	Yep.
	Don't bring it up, please.
	But you can sit there and secretly think, what the fuck?
	How did you get so brainwashed?
	Like if your brother, this is a perfect example, if your brother was in Scientology, then you still want to retain a relationship with him.
	But when he comes over, so don't bring up Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard and all that.
	But you're allowed in your head to be going, what the fuck?
	Where did mom and dad go wrong?
	What the fuck are you thinking?
	Fucking you to your mom?
	We have some footage of who voted for Biden, actually, speaking of these people.
	3-2.
	You can see what they're like, and they seem pretty decent.
	They seem pretty wonderful.
	I liked them.
	So I'm still just as confused after I saw the people who voted for them.
	Here they all are, every single one of them.
	What do you think?
	They're beautiful.
	You want to poop your pants, folks at home, if you haven't seen this, obviously?
	None of those people exist.
	This was created by an AI program that looked at a bunch of people, noticed a pattern, and said, I can make these.
	These are fucking easy.
	This is like the Tower of Babel.
	We're getting a little too close to God.
	He doesn't mind.
	He's fine.
	Well, maybe he does mind because what happened with the Tower of Babel?
	We built something that touched heaven and he went, get the fuck and swatted us back down.
	Are we about to get swatted again?
	Maybe that's what COVID is.
	Although that would imply that he hates fats and olds.
	So callers last week said I should sell these for like $50 a pop money goes to charity.
	You want these?
	If that works, I'll be very surprised.
	That's basically asking for an autograph.
	Speaking of funny, there's a fun parlor account just randomly I pulled up one day.
	I saw them comment on one of mine and I checked them out and they it's really cool.
	Speaking of AI, to notice patterns with this, this is 2-3, obviously, after the...
	Oh no, that's not after the, it's after Caddy Daddy.
	Why are you showing me the page load?
	Don't show anything until it's ready to be shown.
	Okay?
	That's now four times I've said.
	But this is the parlor page you want to show.
	Yes, but you showed it loading.
	Okay, go down.
	It's called Faces of the Left.
	Let's see that.
	Ew, your friendly neighborhood spider trans is a black indigenous.
	By the way, I hate when black people always call themselves indigenous.
	Why?
	Because technically you have like 0.08 Cherokee.
	No, you don't.
	That's just the average.
	So you're just sticking it into your gene pool.
	Go back.
	It's enough for her.
	But you get to notice patterns because I have black sons.
	Ew!
	Black sons.
	I think a lot of these people adopt kids as pets.
	Hi, I have a, it's a get out of racism-free card.
	So they just have some black kid like Madonna or Charlie's Throne.
	Oh my lord.
	Blacks hate you, dude.
	Oh, gross.
	You don't have to click on them all.
	Let's just scroll down and see the patterns.
	Because not only are they all ugly, but a lot of them were normal looking and made themselves ugly.
	What is that?
	I don't know what gender that is.
	Some little brother.
	She identifies as a little brother.
	Oh, there's a pretty one.
	That's rare.
	Anti-racista.
	Anti-fascista.
	Fuck you.
	Look at that guy.
	Imagine having beers with him.
	I would be so embarrassed, worried about some of my friends at the bar seeing me with him.
	Not that they would think I'm gay, but just like, that guy's such a bummer that I would be embarrassed around him.
	Whoa.
	So we know what Jonathan Miranda's doing now that he can't do Man on the Streets for us because COVID.
	Well, wait, I want to show you something.
	Speaking of child abuse, look at this 3.6.
	I saw this on Cassandra Fairbanks' feed.
	She goes, kids shouldn't even know these words.
	These are sexual words.
	Polygamy, polyamorous, lesbian.
	All of those words are sexual words.
	They're about a sexual preference.
	You have to have sex to have a sexual preference.
	So kids shouldn't know types of sex that I like.
	Hi, I'm four.
	I'm probably going to only be into anal when I get older.
	Well, let's cross that bridge when we come to it.
	Thank you.
	No need to get into it now.
	And the way these women treat their trans children is just like that I have black kids hashtag.
	They see them as toys.
	It's like little girls playing house.
	These women are mothers pretending to be mothers.
	Play the whole thing?
	Okay.
	What we got freezing.
	That's bothering me quite a bit.
	Today we choose to recognize, honor, love, and celebrate anyone here who would claim their identity publicly as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or Christian.
	Tell me all dress the same too.
	It's like frumpy, cheap.
	Cracker Barrel, Walmart.
	This is Fee.
	Hold on a sec.
	Pause.
	Say you're a little gay boy, right?
	And you wish you were a girl.
	Usually those girls they want to be is like, I'm a lady, like the chick, Lady Miss Keir, groovis in the heart, or like the lady from Pee Wee's Playhouse there, who's like, a lady, lady, and I have long, beautiful blonde hair.
	This is like a frumpy lesbian soccer mom.
	Like no one who wants to be a woman wants to be such a sh I want to know, I don't want to say shitty woman, but androgynous woman.
	Like she's made her son into her.
	It's like when you see these black single moms and their sons are like six and they're wearing Air Jordans and the dope vests and all this stuff.
	And they look like the husband who walked out, a husband, the baby daddy who walked out.
	So they're building themselves a little husband.
	I stole that, by the way, from Tommy Saudomear.
	But it's true.
	And then here, they have a boy and they go, man, I want to make a mini me.
	So they just made her, she made her son into not a woman, but her sexless, genderless, big blob of a mom.
	That's like me painting a little mustache on my daughter and slicking her hair back and giving her Ray-Bans.
	Say it.
	What do you want to say?
	I'm really sorry.
	You're a little shy.
	Say you're a girl.
	Do you want to tell you if you're a boy or a girl?
	I just want to kid and die.
	Okay, you can tell them that.
	Say it.
	Okay, Phoenix would like you to know that she's a girl and she prefers she and her pronouns.
	There, I have a kid that's weird and different.
	Now I'm special.
	I don't have a black kid.
	That's the sweetest plum.
	But I have a trans kid now.
	That's child abuse.
	I sent it to Ariel Scarcell and she said similar stuff, but she said she sent it to Blair White.
	I hope Blair White does a video about that because it's much more potent when an actual trans person says, this is fucking gross.
	But that's weird.
	Now, I guess I understand.
	I think you're born gay 95% of the time.
	And I understand maybe in the 50s, these kids felt weird.
	But everyone feels weird.
	Fuck.
	I had an English accent when I was five and I got beat up.
	Big fucking deal.
	That's life.
	Life isn't fair.
	I told you that.
	Johnny was helping me with the mail out the drawings for John.
	And I go, this is the, you know, the black lady who comes here with her kids?
	This is for her kids.
	It's a charity because her husband's in jail.
	He goes, why is he in jail?
	I go, because life isn't fair.
	Sooner you learn that, the better.
	Also in the news, Black Rifle Coffee.
	So this is 2-4.
	Elijah Schaefer put up a tweet and it had Kyle Rittenhouse with his lawyer, Lynn.
	He's named after Lincoln.
	Scroll down.
	Scroll down.
	Scroll down.
	No, there was there.
	Free at last.
	Tweets are uploading.
	Are you in Chrome?
	Yeah.
	Okay, maybe scroll down.
	Is it deleted now?
	Wait, that was a tweet.
	I'm not a happy guy at Camper right now, Ryan.
	Yeah.
	So Elijah Schaefer retweeted this.
	Scroll down so we can see the motherfucking picture, please.
	And it's Kyle Rittenhouse, Ricky Schroeder.
	By the way, Ricky Schroeder, I don't...
	That kid's a spoiled fucking little rich kid.
	I remember him when he was younger.
	He had the dude from Fresh Prince used to hang out at his house, and he had video games in his playroom, and he lived in a mansion, and he had like his own little mini Ferrari.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I don't respect guys who grew up like that.
	Right, Ryan?
	Yeah, that's Ricky Schroeder.
	You don't see anything unusual about what I just said?
	Well, does that have anything to do with how you grew up?
	Nope.
	I grew up lower middle class.
	That was an invitation for you, if you had a brain and were remotely funny, to go, Gavin, that was the show Silver Spoons.
	He was playing a character.
	I've never seen that show.
	He didn't really...
	You never heard of Silver Spoons?
	I've heard of it.
	Well, that's what Ricky Schroeder was in.
	Maybe our age gap is ruining our jokes.
	I knew he was from something.
	Show Ricky Schroeder.
	Show Silver Spoons.
	There was a famous breakdancing scene.
	Oh, God.
	I remember that.
	It was Fresh Prince of Bel Air guy before he was Fresh Prince of Bel Air guy.
	And Ricky Schroeder.
	And the dancing is so bad.
	It's vomit worthy.
	So unworthy of TV.
	Wow, that's really good.
	I don't know if I could do this.
	You're not talented.
	We've done it before, and it...
	That's not talented.
	You just touched your knee and went like that.
	This is so bad.
	Okay, Moonwalk.
	Kind of hard.
	That's a thing.
	You've done one thing so far.
	What is that?
	And then you just...
	Right here.
	This is my favorite part.
	That was great.
	What do you got, Mom and Dad?
	Look at my shoulders.
	What are you clapping for?
	That's not hard to do.
	Now they're just jumping.
	How long did they work on that for?
	One minute?
	Oh, their dad's moves.
	Oof.
	What a cringe-tacular cringe fest.
	Anyway, Ricky Schroeder's a cool guy.
	I was making a joke that Ryan didn't get because he's two years old.
	So anyway, Elijah Schaefer retweets that tweet and says, best coffee company ever, which I think is in the same link I sent.
	But Twitter doesn't load on your computer and you didn't look it up.
	And then the story is: I want to be careful here.
	The story is that Black Rifle Coffee pulled their sponsorship of On the Blaze because they thought they were being associated with Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Enrique called them because he's been promoting them like crazy and said, what the fuck's going on?
	And they said, no, no, no, no, no.
	This is a big misunderstanding.
	We were asked if seeing Kyle Rittenhouse wear our shirt, we were asked if that's going to change who we sponsor.
	And we said no.
	And then Enrique said, okay.
	I'm not really buying that excuse, though.
	Do you have the Elijah Schaefer thing?
	I have the Yvette one here.
	Oh, so see, they get a little bit of pressure from some bitch named Yvette Brown, and they start freaking out.
	Wait, go back.
	Did she spell the word I wrong?
	I asked, too.
	Wait.
	Oh, shit.
	Chase asked.
	Wait, go to the top.
	Wait, I fucked up.
	Now let me find back things.
	Okay, I asked too, and it's been crickets.
	You think if Black River Coffee didn't condone the murder of two people, it wasn't a murder, bitch, they'd speak up.
	I mean, I would.
	What is that?
	Is that a spelling mistake?
	Or is that a thing you do now when you want to make I a capital, even though it already is?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Oh, I see what you mean.
	Right, right, right.
	Capitalize I. Yeah, you can't.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	To emphasize, I mean, I would.
	Just give up.
	If you want to make I more of a capital letter, throw in the towel.
	Not happening.
	So I don't really...
	So go back to the original story there, 2-4.
	Utah company objects after Blaze Media Reporter ties its coffee to lit.
	So I think the story might be bullshit.
	Or they're just walking the line here.
	They got blowback from the left.
	So they said, nothing to do with us.
	And then they got blowback from the right.
	And they go, we didn't say that.
	Which isn't a very brave way to be.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	On the Blaze.
	Let me see the opening paragraph.
	Of course, this is written by a woman.
	Salt Lake City Coffee Company said it objected to a tweet posted by Blaze Mini, blah, blah, blah.
	Accused of killing two people.
	Elijah Schaefer tweeted a sense-removed photo of the 17-year-old.
	Schaefer posted a discount code for the coffee.
	Go down more.
	I want to see them be quoted.
	Black Rifle Coffee.
	Yeah, we are not fluctuating our ad spend, she said in a text message.
	We did have a conversation with Schaefer, and he understands the post was a mistake.
	That's not really making Black Rifle Coffee look good or bad.
	So we'll keep you posted on that, because I will fucking come down on them like a ton of bricks.
	Speaking of awards, and when we were in the lobby of the prison, there's a huge picture of Andrew Cuomo, the fucker who threw John in prison.
	And Zenoa has like, she's triggered by that face.
	She can't watch Law and Order.
	She can't watch any prison shows.
	She's not interested in watching Danimore as we drove through it.
	That's how I found out.
	But seeing his face is hard on her.
	And right below, they're talking about how you need, you know, ID and stuff.
	And it says in big letters, accreditation.
	And I'm like, yeah, I credit you with this bullshit, Cuomo.
	I also credit you with the death of thousands of New Yorkers.
	And you wrote a book called I'm Awesome about how you handled this.
	You murdered people.
	And you wrote a book about how awesome you are when the epidemic is not even over, the pandemic.
	And then I found out, this might be old news to you, he's been nominated for an Emmy.
	Pardon me?
	How old is this story?
	Two days ago.
	Two days ago.
	Nominated for an Emmy.
	And check out the quote in that article, the Emmy people.
	The governor's 111 daily briefings worked so well because he effectively created television shows with characters, plot lines, and stories of success and failure.
	International Academy President CEO Bruce Paisner said in a press release, people around the world tuned in to find out what was going on, and New York Tough became a symbol of the determination to fight back.
	So now politicians doing press conferences can win Emmys.
	Look up this shithead.
	Who's that?
	What do you mean?
	Cuomo or the...
	Look up Cuomo?
	Why would I want to look up Cuomo?
	Emmy's guy.
	Oh, the founder.
	What?
	The Emmy's founder?
	The founder?
	Why would I want to look up the founder?
	Don't you think I would want to look up the guy whose quote I just read?
	Were you here?
	Yeah.
	Well, what was going on in your mind?
	Yeah, so who said that?
	I wonder who said that.
	I'll wait.
	According to the Emmy's The Founder's Award.
	Nope, go to the...
	It's all in one paragraph.
	It's actually Emmys Awards.
	No, that's not the paragraph we read.
	We read a quote.
	Right, we read this one here.
	That's the quote.
	Washington Examiner.
	Wow.
	Ryan, your only focus is that quote.
	People at home right now are pulling their hair out.
	Oh, Bruce Paisner.
	Yay!
	Nailed it!
	Speed demon, Ryan Catsu Rivera.
	I almost said Ryan McGinnis.
	So, yeah, we don't need to see the same article.
	We want to see, so put his name in quotes.
	Eek.
	He looks like a chicken or a turkey.
	Is he gay?
	He's got a scary mouth.
	Maybe not a gay mouth, but a scary mouth.
	No, he doesn't really have a gay face.
	What a piece of shit.
	Look at those rosy cheeks.
	Also in the news, New York City, where we work here in Midtown, Is done.
	This is from a friend of mine took this picture.
	Just junkies now just shoot up.
	New York is their stomping ground.
	So they lie on mattresses on the street.
	They set up a little side table with an alarm clock.
	I told you the other day the guy put a note with his big suitcase that said, we'll be back in five minutes.
	This little, there's awnings everywhere.
	So they use that to shelter from the rain and the snow.
	And now they just shoot up, fight people.
	This is not from a news source.
	This is not a stock photo.
	This is just two guys.
	I forget what station this was, 59th?
	Just shooting up.
	That guy's a regular at that subway stop.
	He attacks people.
	The guy in the brown pants.
	Is that Penn Station?
	That's a Penn Station.
	There's a P, yeah.
	Isn't that mental?
	And people who don't live here have no idea how bad it is, especially out in Brooklyn.
	There was a mass shooting this weekend in Bedstead.
	And the news will not go near it.
	You have to, you know what you can learn from the news?
	You learn what's not going on.
	So if you see a story that's, let me rephrase up, the way you can tell what the fake news is pushing is from what they're hiding.
	So there's a massive crime epidemic going on now.
	It's mostly black, and the media is totally ignoring it because it doesn't fit the narrative.
	And they want you to think mass shooters are white, but they're not.
	Most of them are black.
	And then when compared to the population, black males are 7% of the population, they represent a wildly disproportionate number of the cases.
	Look at this.
	Shot in bedstead.
	A young woman is dead.
	A teen boy now fighting for his life.
	Police believe the shooting may have stemmed from a Sweet 16 party, one neighborhood over.
	Eyewitness news reporter Candice McCown is live at the scene with more.
	Candice.
	Yeah, and Ken, that Sweet 16 party was happening in East New York earlier Sunday evening.
	Police broke up that party, and outside we know that a 17-year-old was shot there.
	He is going to survive.
	But we know that that party reconvened here at this address on Albany Avenue.
	And that is where this second shooting happened.
	Police believe it was likely in retaliation, maybe in continuation to that previous shooting.
	But you can see that they're still investigating the police.
	They know they're not going to go to jail.
	So they just do it with impunity.
	I think that just like in D.C., the Proud Boys stopped that murder.
	I think those black kids were super predators and they were just out hunting.
	Because before they stabbed the old guy in the suit, I guarantee you they didn't know, one of them, Enrique told me, one of them said, I've been waiting for this all night.
	Like I've been waiting to go murder someone all night.
	And it just happened this weekend in, what was that, the East Village?
	Look at 27.
	Man stabbed to death outside Pizza Joint.
	Go down though.
	Where was that?
	Oh, yeah, Midtown, where we are.
	Midtown used to be, Midtown is, there's barely anyone who lives up here.
	Andrew W.K. is the only guy I've ever met who lives in Midtown.
	It's all offices.
	It's tourists.
	There's never crime here because there's no one around.
	Sometimes kids from the project in Hell's Kitchen will go to Times Square.
	But Midtown, Midtown, it's just offices.
	And now there's murders.
	38th and 8th, right?
	Yep.
	Here's another one.
	More Midtown stabbings.
	Sunday's attack was just four blocks.
	This is Sunday meaning yesterday.
	Was just four blocks from where a man was stabbed to death late Saturday outside a Tube Bros Pizza Steakhouse.
	That's the one we just showed you.
	With also another stabbing late Saturday on a train pulling into Grand Central.
	2.9 shows you the train one.
	And don't forget, everyone's been let out of Rikers, all the violent criminals.
	You know what John was telling me?
	Sometimes it's good to be an asshole because when you're in prison, they go, this guy's a fucking nightmare.
	He's got like 10 tickets.
	He tried to kill someone.
	He keeps puking on guards.
	Let's get him out of here.
	And they'll release him early.
	Sometimes being a John and like taking classes, teaching classes is actually bad because you're good for the prison.
	You're helping people.
	They want you around.
	Yeah, so that's the subway slash.
	By strangers.
	They're just out hunting.
	There are black kids, predators in fucking New York, hunting tourists and old people for sport.
	And hunting each other, of course.
	No one kills more blacks than blacks.
	Look at this fight, and you can just see the total impunity they have when they start attacking each other.
	And when I say they, I mean criminals in New York.
	And the cops show up at the end of this, and you can tell that's not a concern of theirs.
	Because they don't do anything, and you'll see the cops do nothing.
	So this guy nails the old man.
	Look at that.
	Pieces everywhere.
	It sort of looks like an action movie, doesn't it?
	I'm going to kill you.
	He starts pounding him in front of the cops.
	The cops are there.
	And what do they do?
	Go over there.
	And you?
	No, no, no, no, you stay here.
	I don't want you guys fighting anymore.
	That's it.
	And it's funny, too, because this BLM Antifa crowd is all about, call the cops, call the cops.
	And then they also say, defund the cops and sue them if they do anything wrong.
	So the cops go, you know what?
	You want a copless New York?
	You got it.
	And remember our t-shirt, Oink U Monsters?
	They said they're going to beef up security in the subway.
	And they said that's racist.
	And then New York went, de Blasio is petrified of his black wife, so he does anything for her.
	He said, don't beef up the MTA.
	That's racist.
	And he went, no problem, babe.
	And now the subways are a fucking war zone.
	Look at this BLM NT for Rally 3-4.
	They clearly hate her because she's beautiful.
	I think it was Omaha.
	Yeah.
	In Omaha, they had some big Omaha.
	Yeah, there's so much racist police brutality in Omaha.
	Ooh, that got removed.
	Oh, really?
	Shit.
	Wait, is the whole account down?
	What was the account?
	Right-wing Gringa.
	There's backup for right-wing.
	Ooh, maybe.
	Well, check out the backup.
	Maybe it's there.
	It's this beautiful blonde girl, and she's holding a sign that says iHeartOPD, Omaha Police Department.
	And they fucking attack her.
	And you can tell it's because she's pretty.
	She's a beautiful, healthy blonde girl.
	And they're all ugly, fat cunts, white also.
	And they set upon her.
	And why do they set upon her?
	Because...
	Oh, there it is.
	Is the poster?
	Middle right.
	Middle right.
	Okay.
	Yeah, that one.
	This one.
	So the account is still there, or it's a duplicate.
	So was there a problem with my link?
	Maybe.
	Yeah, she had to maybe repost it.
	Let me zoom in.
	Baby girl!
	Baby girl!
	You're not going anywhere!
	Just because you're Kevin Jones, bitch!
	You're not going anywhere!
	Look at that mob of angry, ugly white people.
	I wonder how much of all of this Antifa shit is just angry, fat, ugly people.
	We're mad at beautiful people.
	Because we're seeing from these mugshots and from that parlor account faces on the left, these are unattractive people behind those masks.
	Is this just revenge, not just of the hurt, but of the ugly?
	Baby girl.
	I'm glad they didn't beat her up.
	I thought that was what was coming.
	I thought they were about to hurt her.
	You shouldn't go out there like that.
	That's a bad idea.
	She wasn't with like a female.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	I had that in my notes.
	I forgot to say it.
	Don't let, like, I don't want your daughter there.
	Bad idea.
	Really bad idea.
	You're begging for trouble.
	Okay, two more things under feminism.
	One is women can't invent shit.
	Reader sent this in, 3.5.
	And this woman thinks that she creates robots.
	Now, we have Japanese people, we have people at MIT, we've got a lot of robot nerds out there.
	We have robot wars as a whole show.
	So you're setting the bar pretty high by calling yourself a robot inventor.
	So I run a YouTube channel about my machines, and I've done things like cutting hair with drones.
	That's a funny, because it's a funny parody on how useless women are and stuff like this.
	Keep going.
	So as far as mocking her, that's good.
	To a machine that helps me wake up in the morning.
	Wait, just pause, pause, pause.
	Look how shitty that is.
	I think someone just has a power drill on the other side of the wall.
	And duct tape, and the alarm clock isn't really well fastened to the thing.
	So even your garbage is crap.
	And her hair gets caught in it.
	I got interested in building robots.
	So even that didn't work.
	That stupid thing didn't work.
	Teach myself about hardware.
	But building things with hardware, especially if you're teaching yourself, is something that's really difficult to do.
	For you.
	It has a high likelihood of failure, and moreover, it has a high likelihood of making you feel stupid.
	And that was my biggest fear at the time.
	Yeah.
	So I came up with a setup that would guarantee success 100% of the time.
	And that was that instead of trying to succeed, I was going to try to build things that would fail.
	I still don't know what to call this, but I think some sort of like head orbit device.
	She didn't make that.
	Because it rotates this platform around you.
	And you can put anything on it.
	You can have like a camera.
	You can get photos of your entire head.
	Like it's really, it's a very versatile.
	It's pathetic.
	Everyone is clapping, laughing.
	She gets a TED talk.
	If a white male or any male had invented all this shit, he would be laughed out of whatever circle he presented it to.
	But check out the comments in this.
	Okay, that's mean.
	Maybe this is post.
	Yeah, look, since I've seen this, it's been exposed, and now the comments are all like, what the fuck?
	But they were all like, you go, girl, you did it.
	Final thing on feminism.
	Are we working on a feminism thing?
	We don't have a song or a graphic yet, right?
	We need a feminism thing.
	Guys, we need a song for feminism, please.
	And graphics.
	Get on it.
	And we need a Biden one.
	We need a BLM Antifa one.
	You guys are really not doing your job here.
	You're falling way behind.
	I thought this was funny.
	This might be old news, but my alma mater vice has an instructional essay on how to eat out a woman, which it's, you know, what's funny?
	One of the most popular Vice articles of all time was my The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy.
	And I was very specific.
	I worked fucking hard on it for weeks.
	It's really accurate and funny, but I can't tell you how many women have thanked me because their boyfriends read it.
	But this is how to eat out a woman if she has a penis and balls.
	So you do the flying squirrel, which involves gently gripping the scrotum skin and making sure not to grab the testes or any tubes.
	So just grab the bottom corners.
	Then you pull the skin over top of her glands.
	You don't call it a penis, apparently.
	So you stretch that over and it'll look kind of glossy.
	You can then put your mouth right in the middle, pressing down against her clit through her scrotum.
	The clit, I guess, is the erect penis.
	Then you can lick, nibble, and eat her out like whoa.
	She adds, depending on what she likes done with her taste, you can either leave them alongside her clit or tickle or stroke them with her testes, With her testes.
	If she likes prostate stimulation on her prostate, a finger inside her anus while you're eating her out can be delightful.
	And if she's a fan of muffing, finger her this way while you're going to town.
	By the way, that's a quote of mine: going to town.
	So someone has updated my vernacular and turned it into shit.
	They've eaten it, digested it, and shat it out.
	All right, so I'm very excited to get to this subject of racism because we have a new graphic for it.
	Are you nervous, Ryan?
	Yes.
	Okay, this is it.
	Make sure we don't see the play thing.
	All right, go.
	Let's talk about racism.
	It's beautiful.
	Nice.
	Beautiful song.
	Wonderful graphic.
	Beautiful song.
	Beautiful.
	Racism.
	So just, fake news will not allow you.
	The media will not allow you to discuss black crime unless a black person is hurt by it.
	Well, if a white person kills a black person, yes, we can do that, especially if it's a cop.
	But if blacks kill blacks, no news.
	And if blacks kill whites, no news.
	Just like Doja Cat can't cancel herself no matter how racist she gets.
	You can't hear about these stories.
	So let's say her name, shall we?
	Her name is Stacy Stites.
	And this is amazing because Stacy was buried in her wedding dress.
	Her fiancé walked up and put the ring on her finger at her funeral.
	Her family have never weighed her under Rodney Reed's guilt.
	So this woman was working around the clock to raise money for her wedding.
	She was out there on the streets at four in the morning going to work.
	Now that's a problem right there.
	Guys, if you're with a woman, I don't care if it's a friend or a girlfriend or you're a woman, don't let women be outside unchaperoned at four in the morning.
	Obviously in New York City, but in any big city, find out how she's getting home.
	Watch her go into the Uber and watch her get out at her house.
	I mean, make sure it's going to her house.
	But women alone in the streets at four in the morning.
	You're not asking for it, but it's fucking scary.
	So anyway, she was working her ass off, and this guy, Rodney Reid, finds her, rapes her repeatedly, stuffs the body in a hole.
	What did he do?
	Burn the body?
	Go back to the top of the thread.
	Yeah, so for some reason, Kim Kardashian, I think she started out with bona fide innocent people who were in jail for bullshit like pot.
	But now she's going after real murderers.
	Her fiancé came to, at her coffin, he put the ring on her finger, her wedding ring, on her dead body finger.
	And then they closed it and buried her.
	And Rodney Reed's defense was, no, we were having an affair.
	Oh, really?
	She was working her ass off around the clock for a wedding while also having an affair with an old, ugly, gigantic black guy.
	And not only is Kim Kardashian all over it, but so is Dr. Phil.
	Isn't this disgusting?
	Like, do your fucking research if you're going to be freeing people from prison.
	Speaking of Dr. Phil, there's a funny picture of him.
	A deep fake of him, 3.9.
	Where...
	So, tell me what you think you're doing that contributes to this chaos and this problem.
	I don't behave disrespectful.
	I steal cars.
	I steal her credit card.
	I ain't gonna lie.
	There's no reason to lie.
	Everybody knows already.
	Like.
	What do you say to yourself that gives you a woman?
	You're talking to me, slotted.
	You mean?
	That's what makes me want to take the next bitch car.
	I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
	You speak in English?
	You've all seen Cash Me Outside a million times.
	But go back to that thread with Stacey Stites, because you're never going to hear about this anywhere else.
	And why is that?
	Why is her life garbage?
	3-7.
	So Dr. Philip Kim Kardashian loved this guy.
	Scroll down, though.
	Jack has all kinds of details.
	Wikipedia was later edited to remove all mentions of Reed's past crimes.
	Oh yeah, he was a serial rapist.
	He'd been raping women for years.
	Only the information from Reed's defense lawyers was allowed to be posted in the article.
	Here's a Supreme Court filing on Reed.
	None of this information is on his Wikipedia page now.
	They did DNA testing vaginal, rectal, and breast swabs, and the results indicated that the foreign DNA came from a single source.
	They also mapped Stites' panties, which allowed little movement after seminal deposit.
	This too connected the timing of the seminal deposit with the murder.
	Reed became a suspect in the Stites murder after he was arrested for kidnapping, beating, and attempting to rape and murder another 19-year-old woman.
	She was abducted by Reed the same way Stites was.
	And Reed was regularly seen in this area by Bassstrop police officers in the early morning hours, and his home was close to both sites and shootlers.
	Shooters?
	Vehicles were abandoned.
	So she was having an affair, abandoned her vehicle, and murdered by a random person, and this guy was framed.
	Did they also take the cum out of your dick and throw it all over these women?
	Go back to the thread.
	Keep going down.
	No, you don't.
	But the other sites say she had a consensual relationship with Reed.
	Also, her fiancé is a sexual offender.
	Reed himself has been accused of two other sexual crimes.
	Once, oh my god, that broke my heart.
	Justice was served.
	Heartbreaking.
	But the jury was white, though.
	Check out this one, though.
	This was amazing.
	3-8.
	Click on that picture.
	Keith Boykin.
	Keith Boykin is a Harvard law grad.
	Harvard and Yale are done.
	That word no longer means anything.
	When you hear someone as a Yale grad, know that they might as well have gone to Brown or any other SJW purple-haired school.
	Orlando Hall was executed last night.
	Hall was a black man, convicted by an all-await jury.
	He's the eighth person executed this year by the Trump administration.
	Why did they kill Orlando Hull?
	There was no federal executions under President Obama and Biden plans to end them as well.
	Now, when I say say her name, it's not just white victims like Stacey Stites that get ignored.
	It's black victims of black men.
	So, this woman here, click on it again, sorry?
	Or Lando Hall.
	What's the other picture?
	Oh, this was the.
	I thought I had.
	Which one?
	This is the second one here?
	This guy?
	That's him, Orlando Hall.
	And then the third picture?
	Oh, I thought I had an article about her.
	Anyway, so Orlando Hall was a drug dealer.
	He suspected this other black guy owed him four grand.
	Put his picture up there while I talk about him.
	And so he went to the guy's house.
	Where's my four grand?
	The guy didn't have it.
	The guy wasn't there.
	So he took the guy's sister, who I thought I had her name, Robin Reed or something?
	Now we've got to look, see if you can find that.
	Yeah, you look that up while I talk about this.
	I think her name's Robin Reed.
	But anyway, he took the 16-year-old girl.
	It's hard to find her name because she was underage and the media tends to hide that.
	But he took her, he took her to the car, his car, raped her and beat her there, strangled her.
	Then he brought her, the 16-year-old girl, to a motel, tied her to a chair, raped her again.
	Then he invited all his friends over.
	His friends raped and beat her all night long.
	She was just there in the corner.
	They drank, they watched TV, and they just sodomized her, raped her, and beat her.
	Then he goes to the bathroom, drags her into the bath.
	Hall comes back the next day after she's been raped all night, takes her to the bathroom and says, she know too much.
	And he beats her.
	Beats her, tries to strangle her to death.
	She lives.
	Lisa Reen.
	Say her name.
	So then he goes, oh, fuck, she didn't die.
	Okay, let's take her to a, I dug a grave this morning or late last night.
	Let's throw her in the hole.
	So they go there.
	It's getting dark.
	They beat her with a shovel, trying to kill her.
	She just won't fucking die.
	So then they wrap a blanket around her, covered in gas, light it on fire, throw her in the hole, and then bury her alive as she's burning to death.
	This is now 48 afters, 48 hours after, no, 24 hours after she was originally abducted.
	How about that?
	Cash me outside.
	And that's who this CNN contributor, what's his name, Boykin?
	Keith Boykin.
	He's a CNN contributor in a Harvard Law grad.
	That's who he's defending.
	And you know what I was thinking about too?
	I want the people, the victims, to be more vocal about this kind of shit.
	Like the Stites family, I want to see them on TV more.
	You know, when someone calls someone a bed wench, like Zenoa all weekend was saying they call her a bed wench.
	A bed wench is a slave who gets fucked by a slave owner.
	Now, I want to see you say it to Zanoa's face.
	Call her a bed wench to her face, you fucking white piece of shit.
	And with the Central Park 5, Ava Duvernay did that show about how wonderful and innocent they are.
	Meanwhile, the woman they beat and almost murdered, they assumed she was dead, by the way, she's still doing talks to brain surgeons about surviving the trauma of a severe brain injury and how you slowly get your, you know, you're able to walk and talk again over years of practice and physical therapy.
	So let's see, I want to see her at the screening.
	You know, that was what was so great about Trump.
	Yeah, there she is.
	He brings all the victims.
	It's sort of like 9-11 Truthers.
	I want to see you tell that to a 9-11 family.
	Like my wife even, they go, no, Gavin is racist.
	And they talk about, they don't call my wife a bedwench, but they say, yeah, lots of racists have sex with visible minorities.
	Okay, so say that to my wife.
	See, they like to criticize the white guy.
	That's an easy target.
	But why don't you go tell the wife of a white guy that she's just a useless slut that's a fucking sex slave?
	Those women have to get out more and say, fuck you.
	War.
	Also, in the world of racism, this was one of the weirdest concepts I've ever seen.
	They made us into a race.
	This is 4-1.
	I made you black?
	How do I, I made you into a race?
	So did I make, did I make all the races?
	Like, did I make Indians, East Indians, albinos?
	What about Asians?
	Do Asians exist because of me?
	I think Asian culture is 40,000 years old.
	America's like an hour and a half old.
	Dear daughter, here's what I'd like for you to know.
	Racism is an open.
	Black is beautiful.
	We must never submit to racism.
	We made us into a race.
	We made ourselves into a people.
	You can never stop me.
	I'm a printer of American heartbreak.
	Taneshi Coates, who makes the argument for reparations on a regular basis, and he's seen as an intellectual for that, for saying you owe me money because my ancestors were slaves 400 years ago.
	What?
	Isn't that bizarre?
	They made us into a race.
	Like, the way they talk about, the way black liberal activists I'm talking about, whenever I say they, I never mean an entire race, obviously.
	But the way these black liberal activists talk about us is, it's like we're gods.
	I hereby decree race.
	You exist, black person.
	You exist, Asians.
	That's embarrassing.
	Don't call other people gods and imply they have this incredible power over you.
	That's sad.
	Speaking of, one of the reasons I made Asians was to make them stand up for us.
	What's 4-2?
	Mr. Yang.
	Yang Yang.
	Yang.
	Andrew Yang.
	New York City Teachers Union passes Black Lives Matter at school resolution calling for, among many other things, disrupting the Western prescribed nuclear family.
	Black villages.
	We are committed to disrupting the Western prescribed nuclear family structure requirement by supporting each other as extended families and villages that collectively care for one another and especially our children to the degree that mothers, parents, and children are comfortable.
	In other words, I give up on marriage.
	It's not working.
	Dojo Cat's mom is gone.
	I mean, dad is gone.
	The weekend's dad is gone.
	So that's never, I'm giving up on fixing that problem.
	The black family is officially permanently shattered.
	This is them talking.
	And I give up.
	So let's start making it cool not to have a dad, despite all the stats saying the children are much worse off.
	Let's make it cool.
	They did this with Megan Kelly, too, and she just said, I'm taking my kids out of school.
	Fuck that.
	New York City is, it's out of control on so many levels.
	And after years of resisting it, we're going to leave the city.
	We pulled our boys from their school and our daughter's going to leave hers soon, too.
	So yeah.
	But the actual, scroll down, see if they show what the actual specific reason was.
	They said that, yeah, like go up just a little bit.
	There is a killer cop sitting in every school where white children learn.
	They gleefully soak in their whitewashed history that downplays the Holocaust of Indigenous Native peoples and Africans in the Americas.
	They happily believe their all-white spaces exist as a matter of personal effort and willingly use violence against black bodies.
	I hate that term, to keep those spaces white.
	That's being taught in school.
	That is...
	This is not new to me.
	In the 90s, early 90s, we had feminists with mohawks and fucking long rat tails and pierced noses saying this shit.
	But it was considered radical, and it was.
	It is.
	But now it's embedded in the mainstream.
	The radical left of my young adulthood is now normal mainstream thought.
	I am tired of white people reveling in their state-sanctioned depravity.
	Oh, really?
	Like WAP?
	Snuffing our throat babies.
	Snuffing out black life with no consequences.
	What?
	It's blacks that are snuffing out black life with no consequences.
	Where's the urgency for school reform for white kids being indoctrinated in black death?
	This is so fucking out there and protected from the consequence.
	Where are the government-sponsored reports looking into how white mothers are raising culturally deprived children who think black death is okay?
	What?
	Like, we think black death is okay?
	By the way, that reminds me, I got to get that cop on, the daughter of the dead cop who's not allowed to say black lives matter.
	Also cracked that thing about the schools.
	We got a guy.
	What are you talking about?
	Proposing a thing about the school, like keeping teachers that are teaching propaganda, holding them responsible.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We found this guy who went undercover with his liberal professor and befriended her.
	He should submit that to Project Barry Tess.
	Yeah.
	He just said that we should go, maybe we should go there and do a thing.
	Where is he?
	He just, Apple paid me $500.
	He's like, go take a limo to Boston.
	A limo.
	All right, we should do that.
	We'll check that out.
	Oh, COVID is another one we need.
	Get to work, guys.
	We got Election Day.
	We got racism.
	We need a song and a visual for feminism, BLM Antifa, and Biden.
	And COVID.
	Feminism, BLM Antifa, Biden, COVID.
	Got it?
	Okay, speaking of kids in school and child abuse, check out 44.
	Holy shit.
	I'm so scared of the me that I would become if they did this to my kids.
	DC Council to make final vote on bill that would allow minors to get vaccines without parental consent.
	I got this from Cassandra Fairbanks, too.
	I would go ballistic.
	Holy shit, I would go to that school and raise fucking hell.
	And my kid would be gone from that school forever.
	I'd have to hire a tutor or a lot time every day to homeschool them.
	They would be so, holy shit.
	I'm scared of that guy.
	I can see him right now.
	It's like the Hulk.
	I would turn into the Hulk.
	It reminds me of that.
	Remember, we talked about this last year where they said, and Tucker talked about it too a lot, where they said, a girl can be a boy at school, or a boy can be a girl at school, and we won't tell your parents.
	So you can have a different identity.
	In other words, we are a higher authority than you.
	We have more authority over your child than you do.
	So if we can let him be different genders, it's not up to you.
	Wow.
	And then we have that teacher who said, let's be honest.
	Parents don't always know what's best for their kids.
	But the state does.
	So we're in a new section now.
	Unfortunately, we don't have the graphics, so we can't show you because you guys are sitting on your ass not making us one.
	But we're now in the COVID section.
	Berlin had a huge rally.
	Look how awesome this is.
	That is massive.
	That's icht fantastisch.
	That is not total schaise.
	Masks don't work.
	We've been through this a million times.
	Staying at home doesn't work.
	It's often worse.
	We're not denying it exists for the millionth time.
	It's a very contagious flu that kills olds and fats, but otherwise is very easy to survive.
	It's remarkably contagious.
	We've never seen anything so contagious before.
	It's shocking.
	If I was an old and a fat, I would be scared.
	I would probably hide.
	I would wear a mask.
	The rest of us can live our lives.
	The economy can go on.
	And killing the economy does nothing to this fucking virus.
	And if you vaccine my kids without my permission, and you're not getting my permission, by the way, wow.
	You know what parents are doing?
	Their children are sent home to quarantine.
	Most sane parents are just going, yeah, okay.
	And they get texts saying, are you feeding your child?
	Does she have her own bathroom?
	She can't share bathrooms.
	Meanwhile, the kid is at a rock concert.
	And they're like, yeah, it's going great.
	That's what we're all doing.
	We're not listening to you.
	Another funny thing that's happening with the not listening crowd is they said you can eat outdoors.
	Well, it's getting cold now.
	Okay, you can build a sort of an awning, and then that would keep the heat in so people can eat outdoors.
	Oh, okay.
	You mean like a building?
	So these outdoor eating areas.
	Wait, that's not it.
	That's a picture I sent.
	Outdoor dining has gradually escalated into what might reasonably be called buildings.
	Look at that thing.
	That's wood.
	So it's just a building that's not good at conserving heat.
	Low insulation buildings are being built on the street because you're not allowed to go inside.
	That just shows you how fucking retarded this is.
	And it's not based on any kind of scientific fact.
	That's why we see the elites having huge parties.
	Cardi B tells you to wear a mask.
	Then she has a huge party where no one wears a mask.
	Gavin Newsom says you can't celebrate Thanksgiving.
	Then he's in the finest restaurants with all his friends laughing at us, laughing at the plebs.
	A friend of mine sent me this one.
	That's next to his office in Brooklyn.
	It's a chicken place that knows the winter's coming, so they built that.
	Isn't that hilarious?
	A building with no insulation.
	So inside is outside.
	Yeah, like what was, when did we discover insulation?
	The 1900s?
	So it's basically an 1800s building.
	That's it.
	That's all.
	What was 4.6 again?
	Oh, this was cool to see a place in Buffalo.
	This has gone viral, where people are standing up to this shit and saying, hell no, we will not go.
	We're not closing down.
	Our tax dollars guarantee your guys' paychecks.
	Those hot people actually.
	Asking a bureaucrat for compassion is retarded.
	You might as well ask someone who's robbing you at gunpoint.
	What you should have there, if you want to fight these fuckers, is lawyers.
	A whole team of lawyers with documentation saying it's illegal, this is unconstitutional.
	And then these people see their greatest fear.
	Not injustice, not fascism, not tyranny.
	They don't care about that.
	That's their bread and butter.
	What they care about is paperwork.
	And that's why Crowder has survived on YouTube for so long, because he has a law team.
	And YouTube goes, oh, fuck.
	It's going to be a real headache to dump Crowder.
	For their money, and they don't want to lose their livelihood.
	I've lost friends and family who've killed themselves.
	I've seen clients die because they've lost their livelihood.
	I'm sorry to hear that.
	I know you are.
	And I'm asking for you to guys have some compassion for the people that have lost their boxing, Jim.
	We do have compassion for people who are.
	Okay, well, you need to go have compassion up in the parking lot.
	This is private property.
	This is private property.
	This is private property.
	It's private property.
	Listen, man, this is private property.
	You're not wanted here.
	So do your jobs.
	Well, whose job is it?
	Well, no, no, your job is to remove people that are not wanted here.
	We're wanted here.
	You're not.
	You should hiding your name tank.
	You're just doing that job.
	You should not be wearing mosques.
	I'm not doing mosques.
	Don't worry about my health.
	My health isn't your concern.
	Is it a Boston accent?
	Mosque.
	I don't know.
	That's in Buffalo.
	In a mosque.
	Okay, then.
	Take me to jail.
	Then take me to jail.
	Show me the jail.
	Show me the law.
	Massive message.
	You have to leave.
	Massive pistol trends.
	You're not trespassing.
	You're trespassing.
	It doesn't matter.
	We have rights to meet the story.
	Then get a warrant.
	Go get a warrant.
	Bring a warrant.
	Go get a warrant for trespassing.
	Yes, you do.
	Come back with the warrant or leave.
	Don't write the laws.
	Go get a warrant.
	You know, the cameras annoy me, but in times like this, I'm really happy that someone had a camera out.
	I just hate that it's a weapon on the street where people go, I'm filming you.
	Like that guy in DC who took a picture of us.
	Like, we're going to, he had our souls now.
	It's like we're recording stitching and there's reporting.
	This is reporting.
	This is citizen journalism.
	Go on your phone outside.
	I would really like it if you're not going to be able to do it.
	Where did you hear a closer?
	Where the police?
	Who reported it?
	Who reported it?
	You know what?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, it's anonymous, guys.
	It's anonymous.
	I just kind of assumed you guys would roll over and take it up the ass.
	This wasn't part of my plan.
	You need to know your accuser.
	You need to know you can get an accuser.
	You got to go get a warrant.
	It cannot be anonymous.
	You got to go get a warrant.
	Don't get the warrant.
	I wonder how those cops feel about all this.
	No, now we got to get off the property.
	Dude, just be too much of a Black Lives Matter.
	You're not welcome.
	Man, did you hear that?
	This is a Black Lives Matter.
	This is a Black Lives Matter protest.
	It's fine, yeah.
	You guys got to go on the road.
	You got to go on the road.
	We will not comply.
	We will not comply.
	We will not comply.
	We will not comply.
	We will not comply.
	This is a protest, guys.
	Comply.
	We do not have to discuss.
	I would get back in and deadbolt the door.
	Who's this clown?
	We will not comply.
	Who's this fucking bureaucrat?
	You know it's funny how Cuomo siphoned about $4 billion to go to Buffalo because Buffalo was going to be the new hotspot, the new Manhattan.
	And of course, him and his friends just stole it.
	Buffalo's still struggling.
	And these people don't want to die.
	You got people committing suicide in Buffalo because they can't run a business anymore.
	Cuomo's responsible for that too.
	They have to build buildings outside of their buildings.
	All right, now we're ready for our other segment.
	Boy, these Monday shows are a lot to chew.
	Election Gate.
	That's a cool one.
	The font is the same font the 80s hardcore band Malachi Crunch used.
	I remember wearing a Malachi Crunch shirt with that font on it.
	30 years ago.
	Holy fuck, I'm old.
	No, 35 years ago.
	Malachi, M-A-L.
	Yeah, that's it.
	I think that's a band from like happy days or something.
	Anyway, we talked about Monica Palmer, Palmer, sorry, and Bill Hartman.
	They were the two guys in the man and the woman in, I think, Detroit who saw malfeasance, saw election fraud.
	They stood up and we showed them getting terrorized last week where they said, I know where your children go to school.
	And the weirdest part, too, of the people terrorizing them, Ned something and some Muslim guy, was the praise those guys got for making them fold.
	But they're not folding.
	If you see 4-7, they are on Laura Ingram.
	Laura Ingram's cool, too.
	She's not becoming, she's not following the Fox News herd off a cliff like the lemmings they are.
	Members of the Wayne County, Michigan Board of Canvassers say they were bullied and intimidated into certifying, voting to certify, the county's election results for Joe Biden there.
	Now their initial concern was the fact that voting totals couldn't be reconciled in 70% of absentee counting precincts in Detroit.
	Now Democrats viciously attacked and threatened the GOP canvassers over their concerns, even calling them racist.
	Well today, despite all of that intimidation, Monica Palmer and Bill Hartman rescinded their votes and they just didn't know that a fucking Election Gate thing that we were going to have on our website.
	I'm sick of people suggesting shit that worked for us and then it just, nothing happens.
	I think it's there.
	You're talking about a scroll?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we got a scroll.
	No, Election Gate.
	Yeah, look, check this out.
	Oh, shit.
	Pretty cool.
	Good thing I didn't start chewing people out.
	And these are all links, too.
	These are not just text.
	And then you could also...
	Anytime you touch it, it freezes up so you can read it.
	Okay.
	You can click more.
	Where can you see all of them together?
	Click more, and then you got your links.
	Election Gate links.
	Juliana.
	So the left says these fucking dumb Trump supporters, they can't accept that they lost, and it's based on nothing.
	There's no evidence whatsoever.
	We go, it's sort of like when they say Trump is racist, and you go, give me an example, and they go, where to begin?
	I feel like saying where to begin with this election fraud.
	I mean, there's so much shit.
	Anyway, there's YouTube being bullied.
	I'm about to give you a ton.
	Exclusively.
	Thank you both for being here and having the courage to speak out.
	I want all our viewers to see how you both were treated during this process.
	Watch.
	That is Stabler.
	That you, William Hartman, and Monica Palmer, have just covered yourself is going to follow you throughout history.
	Your grandchildren are going to think of you like Bull Connor or George Wallace.
	And Morde knows when you go to meet your maker, your soul is going to be very, very, he's unhinged.
	Monica, this is just the kind of harassment that you faced after your initial vote.
	He's a fairly prominent business person.
	What have you experienced since?
	It's continued.
	He's used his social media platform to repeatedly dox me, post my phone number, my home address, my email address, and encourage people to stop by my house and share their anger with me.
	Are you kidding me?
	So this man, this man, with all of his money and all of his business contacts and all of his social media, decides to pick on you in what social media has said is you can't do and to frankly put your life in danger.
	That's what he's doing.
	And Bill, have any of your critics looked into any of your concerns over the vote totals in Detroit that were not, in your view, adding up?
	Yes, they have.
	We've had some other people come along and look into those things.
	And normally when we get, you know, our, when we're at the meeting, we get what's called an over-under report.
	And we didn't get that report this year or this time.
	Instead, we were given it orally and we had to record everything by hand.
	Well, the Washington Post is reporting tonight that one of the two Republican members of the four-member Michigan canvassing board, Norman Schinkle, said that he's leaning toward asking for a delay in the certification for the state vote, calling for an audit.
	Now, the board is scheduled to vote, I guess, Monday, guys.
	So I do think with all the potential problems he said, if any of them are true, an audit is appropriate.
	Monica, tell us how important that news is, breaking news tonight, about accountability and transparency.
	It's starting to resonate with other officials in Michigan, it looks like.
	Yeah, it's absolutely needed.
	The purpose of the canvas is to make sure every legal vote is counted and tallied right, that you have an accurate.
	You know what's scary about this?
	They've been planning to steal the election for four years.
	Big tech has been helping them.
	The media has been helping them.
	Fucking comedians on the Daily Show are helping them.
	But if you're planning a heist like that, you have a plan B. So it's possible that they've made their fraud so airtight that it can't be verified.
	So they go, we need to recount the votes and make sure the signatures match.
	We separated the signatures, so you can't verify that.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, we need to verify the names.
	We have to make sure they're alive.
	Oh, we cut the names off, so now it's just the Biden part.
	It's just a piece of paper with it says Biden on it.
	Oh, well, okay, there's no way that I can verify that.
	There's nothing to audit.
	You burnt your homework.
	Here's some smart guy stuff from a smart guy.
	He's just a regular Joe who's into politics.
	Here's a breakdown of party control of House seats by state.
	Assuming the Indiana 2 result holds, the only party-to-party switch will occur in Iowa.
	Minnesota will go from a 5-3 Dem delegation to a 4-4 split, and the GOP victory in Amasha's Michigan 3 will bring Michigan back to a 7-7 split.
	I don't understand that.
	Am I stupid?
	Well, why would I ask Ryan?
	I might as well just ask a dog.
	Yeah, I don't understand that.
	But it looks good.
	Wisconsin looks red.
	Yeah, Wisconsin does look red.
	I didn't even know that was Wisconsin.
	I'm so stupid.
	I guess that's Illinois on top of it.
	Yep.
	Damn hold.
	No, that's Wyoming.
	Split, hold.
	Split, gain.
	Man, I'm dumb.
	Republican hold, Republican gain.
	Hmm.
	So that, if you smart people can probably figure that out.
	I like to go down a notch to Gavin Wax, who's less smart than that guy.
	4-9.
	I told you to wait till things load.
	I want it to look faster, though.
	Michael...
	Well, don't, like, just do what I say, please.
	That's five times I've said it now.
	I just feel like you were going to say, I'm going slow.
	No, I shouldn't have to say things five times.
	That's a lot of times to say something.
	From now on, do not show anyone anything on the screen unless it's ready.
	Okay?
	Do not make me say this a sixth time.
	Okay.
	And maybe in the future, I'll just say everything that I want you to do.
	I'll just say it five times in a row.
	That could do it.
	Yeah.
	Mikkel Garrett, former Dominion project manager, now goes by Kelly Garrett.
	Hmm.
	And is the mayor of Lathrop Village, Michigan.
	Huh.
	She conveniently left Dominion in 2019 to become involved heavily in Michigan politics, having a full understanding of the machines in a swing state.
	How fucking curious is that?
	This is like the other stuff we showed the other day where we had the guy who made the machines is Soros' best friend.
	We keep seeing this strange overlap of the people involved in Dominion voting.
	Sidney Powell is leading the chase here along with Julianne.
	And Tucker does not like her.
	And Tucker's getting a lot of blowback for it.
	Let's see this.
	Awful.
	Tucker Carlson doubles down, hits Sidney Powell, and says no evidence of switching vote.
	Here are 11 times they got caught switching votes.
	Now, some of these are shaky.
	Like they're still using the 138K one and saying that that doesn't make any sense.
	But we looked into that and it turned out it was a glitch that they fixed immediately.
	So I no longer back the 138K.
	But I don't know, Tucker, I do, you're allowed to hate Sidney Powell.
	But he doesn't really say that Sidney Powell has no evidence.
	All right, Sydney, I want you to respond to what Tucker Carlson said last night, Sidney.
	I don't know if you watched it, but Tucker Carlson said that he had invited you on his show to share evidence of the software flipping votes.
	And he said you got angry and refused to provide evidence for your claims of voting software flipping votes.
	How do you respond to Tucker Carlson?
	Did you get angry with the show because they texted you and asked you to please provide evidence of what you're alleging?
	No, I didn't get angry with the request to provide evidence.
	In fact, I sent an affidavit to Tucker that I had not even attached to a pleading yet to help him understand the situation.
	And I offered him another witness who could explain the mathematics and statistical evidence far better than I can.
	I'm not really a numbers person.
	But he was very insulting, demanding, and rude.
	And I told him not to contact me again in those terms.
	Okay, so that's that.
	That's their side.
	But look at 5-2.
	This is pretty long.
	We won't show the whole thing.
	But it shows Tucker discussing election fraud and saying it's a big deal and shouldn't be ignored.
	Giuliani and a number of the president's other lawyers held a press conference today on the topic of voter fraud.
	If you didn't actually see it, you've probably heard about it by now.
	Giuliani, along with a former federal prosecutor called Sidney Powell and a number of others, alleged that the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump.
	To demonstrate that, they exhibited some of what they found after two weeks of investigating.
	The presentation went on for 90 minutes with many different threads, which we'll tell you about in a moment.
	How you viewed it depended largely on who you voted for.
	Trump voters seemed hopeful that it might change the election results.
	The left, and virtually every single person in all of the news media, immediately dismissed it as an embarrassing clown show as well as a threat to the Republic.
	The very same people who swore that Vladimir Putin's agents controlled the U.S. government called it a conspiracy theory.
	Of course they did, and we'll have more on that in a minute.
	But first and more important, there is another way to look at what we saw this afternoon.
	And you don't have to be a partisan or even interested in the election to understand it.
	A lot of Americans believe this election was rigged.
	They're not saying that because they're crazy.
	They're not just saying it because they're mad.
	They mean it.
	And that's a potentially fatal problem for this country.
	See?
	Elections aren't really, quote, central to democracy.
	Elections are democracy.
	Voting is the way the public expresses its will.
	It's all.
	So he goes on to say democracy is important.
	We shouldn't poo-poo anyone who doubts it, who thinks there was fraud.
	He's saying fraud is a very big deal.
	Nick Fuentes was not oppressed.
	But before we show Nick, that's 5-1.
	There's things I've said during this election gate coverage that I now realize were false.
	For example, I said they stopped counting and that was really mysterious.
	And then the defense for that was, well, a pipe burst.
	So we had to have someone come in and fix the pipe.
	That's why we stopped counting.
	I took that at face value, which was naive.
	I'm now going back to the original assumption that they stopped counting and that's fucked up because they provided no evidence, no work order, nothing, talking about a burst pipe.
	In other words, they were lying.
	So now I'm talking like Tucker Carlson because I just saw him.
	But when you see election fraud and then they give you an explanation for it, you don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist lunatic.
	So you go, oh, a burst pipe.
	Okay, I'll take that.
	And now I'm dubious of the whole 138K thing where they said, no, that was a clerical error that was corrected immediately.
	Can I see evidence of that?
	I no longer trust anything coming out of the left's mouth.
	But let's see what Nick says about old Tuck.
	We're in a war.
	We know that our cause is right.
	That's a great point.
	Everyone says, what if a civil war breaks out?
	Civil war broke out six months ago.
	The rioting, Chaz, CHAP, all that shit, 32 people dead from riots, $3 billion worth of damage.
	That's a war.
	We're in a war right now.
	Wear a Trump hat in New York City.
	It's like wearing a fucking Yankee hat in the South during the Civil War.
	You're dead.
	The fraud occurred.
	We know we're in an information war.
	We know that we're in a crisis of legitimacy.
	And what's more is we know the stakes.
	The fate of the country hangs in the balance.
	If we lose this thing, horrible consequences will be there.
	Okay, we know that, and Tucker Carlson knows that.
	And yet, every night since election night, why is he not talking about this?
	Why is he not talking about voter fraud?
	Why is he not undermining the legitimacy of Biden's claim of victory?
	Why is he not undermining the legitimacy of the election that we saw November 3rd?
	Instead, he's talked about everything else.
	The night after the election, he was talking about how the polls are fake.
	Well, look at how wrong the polls were.
	Really?
	Yeah, I mean, that's kind of like the least of our problems.
	A lot of things are fake.
	Let's talk about maybe the fake ballots.
	Fuck the fake polls.
	The polls were fake in 16.
	The polls were fake in 20.
	Who cares?
	It's fake ballots.
	In Milwaukee, in Detroit, in Atlanta, in Philadelphia, talk about the fake ballots.
	But on November 24th, he goes on and says, well, that's in my show notes that you're apparently buying.
	So he is talking about it, just not enough.
	And that's getting into nuance here.
	Let's talk about what's really going on, which is here's a doozy 5'3.
	This one is something else.
	Tommy Robinson is one of the best people to follow for Election Gate.
	He's following it closer than most Americans are from his flat and luton.
	7 million votes stolen from Trump.
	And this is from Nate Kane.
	I like how people are putting their parlor and their Twitter now.
	Legal team has evidence of 7 million votes stolen from Trump.
	10 million illegal votes cast for Biden.
	Several million votes cast by dead people.
	Photos of the checks proving people were paid.
	Many witnesses needing federal witness protection.
	That's evidence in and of itself that you need federal protection.
	So she said, I'm going to release the kraken.
	That sounds like a kraken to me.
	That sounds like a kraken on crack.
	Look at 5-4.
	This is Sidney Powell.
	So Dan Bongino, I don't think he owns Twitter.
	I think he bought a lot of shares in it as a financial partner or something.
	John Matze owns Twitter.
	I mean, parlor.
	Dan Bongino, it's Friday, November 20th, 2020, and the Obama, Obama.
	I'm vice principal under Barack Tobago.
	We have played that, right?
	Yep.
	And the Obama-Biden administration was the most corrupted U.S. history.
	Oh, he does this every Friday or every day, maybe, and talks about the Obama-Biden administration.
	And then Sidney Powell, who's got the most based avatar imaginable.
	You have no idea, but you will find out soon.
	Obama, Brennan, Clapper, CIA, Trump won.
	And then she adds Lynn Wood, the guy we saw with Kyle Rittenhouse earlier on the show.
	Look at her fucking, is that what it's called?
	An avatar?
	Kind of like profile picture.
	Profile pic, whatever.
	So there's General Flynn, who, by the way, was stabbed in the back.
	By Trump.
	Hey, where's my button?
	Oh, shit, I brought it to prison.
	And then I totally forgot about it.
	Holy Knicles.
	We got to get a button made.
	I think that will sell.
	That would be cool.
	You and me on the front get off my lawn.
	And then when you push it, it has quotes from me.
	Well, we'll see how many quotes you're allowed to do.
	Right.
	And then things like, what?
	Maybe a separate soundboard for that.
	Just a soundboard.
	Two different buttons.
	There's a gav button.
	All right, let's look at this is the last of our election gate coverage, 5-4.
	You know what we should do for the election gate scroller?
	We should make a compilation of all our election gates.
	It'll be like two hours.
	That was the last one, though.
	Oh, yeah, that was.
	You're right.
	Okay, well, guess what that means, guys?
	Time.
	Time for our second last segment, which involves my scrotum.
	Let me touch it.
	So I think the way this show will go now is Monday is the heavy news cycle.
	So Monday is where you catch up.
	It's my most Ben Shapiro show.
	And then Tuesdays is fun and kooky, and that'll be pop culture and making fun of female comedians and laughing at fat people.
	Wednesday, of course, is the live, so it's the Meet the People show.
	And then Thursdays, that'll be like it's time to party, TGIF.
	It's Thursday.
	TGIT.
	Okay?
	Oh, my mom sent me a letter I wanted to read.
	Poop, did I lose it?
	Come on, I'll just dig it up again.
	You won't have this.
	But you won't need it.
	There's no links.
	Okay, so you can look this up.
	Oh, there is a link.
	Jan Balsrud.
	J-A-N is the first name.
	And then the last name is B-A-A-L-S-R-U-D.
	So we were talking about, my mother and I were talking about Louis Zampurini.
	I know I've said never talk about your mother, but I'm not trying to fuck you, so who cares?
	Louis Zampurini was the book Unbroken that they made into a movie that sucked, but the book is incredible.
	And I guess they don't have it here.
	It's one of my favorite books.
	And he survived World War II as a POW and then became like this Christian Dude, who helped wayward youth because that's what he was.
	Although there's an argument that his bad behavior as a teen helped him survive the war.
	My favorite part of that book, too, is he sees the scariest thing he's ever seen.
	And it was a woman and a man and a little boy taking rifle lessons when he was doing his hard labor out in the streets of whatever it was, fucking Kaohchung, Tokyo, whatever.
	And you go, why do you care that a woman and a kid were taking rifle training?
	And he explains, that showed me that the Japanese are never going to give up and I'm never getting out of here.
	Because after all the men are dead, they'll use women and children as soldiers and then they'll have to die before Japan ever gives up.
	That's why we had to drop that bomb.
	We were begging.
	What was his name?
	Hiro Shito?
	We were begging him to surrender.
	Before we dropped those two nuclear bombs, we had lit the whole island on fire.
	Like, no, we want that one.
	His own men were begging him to surrender.
	Hey, computer, who led Japan in World War II?
	According to an Alexa Answers contributor, Emperor Hirohito.
	Hirohito.
	Did that answer your question?
	Yes.
	I'm kind of...
	All right, all right.
	I don't think we get along with her very well.
	She's a spy?
	She's a spy-ass bitch.
	Okay, so you got the name of that guy.
	This show's been so long I'm losing my voice.
	You can't do better than Wikipedia?
	That was the link.
	I know.
	That's why I spelled the name and didn't send you the article.
	Oh, okay.
	Why would I spell the name if you're just going to click the link?
	What your IQ tells you.
	Because that's how I would search the mail.
	That's why you spelt it, so that way I could search the letter that you're reading.
	A guy who was as amazing as Zamparini is one of the heroes of World War II.
	I had an art teacher called Liv, who was the only person who ever heard of him.
	Anyway, she talks about this guy.
	The book describes how he ended up in a cave while a whole village fed him over the winter and not one of them told on him, despite the threat of death from the occupying Nazis.
	Any English teacher should give Veterans Day assignments to write an essay about these guys to show that they are remembered.
	Good idea, mom.
	Of course, the teachers are educated now by other idiots.
	Jan's boat was bombed and he swam back to an island and then had to keep moving from island to island.
	Swam when the sea was full of ice.
	He escaped to Sweden by pretending to be a reindeer herder.
	Veterans are now seen as fools by the woke.
	You know what?
	Put your money where your mouth is, me.
	I should, on Veterans Day, we should have a whole thing where we dedicate it to various veterans, forgotten veterans of forgotten wars.
	You know?
	Just one per veteran.
	Just one, yeah.
	Big thing, and I'm like, dedicate like 20 minutes to the guy.
	That whole week?
	Maybe like four.
	Like the veterans.
	That's a good idea.
	Yeah.
	Okay, you ready?
	Hello, Gavin and the other guy.
	Apparently, there's some show called Smothered.
	Yes, I'm familiar with it.
	And it's wild.
	How are people like this?
	Thank you for your new sunglasses.
	But I can't hide a secret from her because I love her.
	There's a big secret.
	There's a big secret coming.
	And I don't want you to look at me differently.
	Okay.
	She's already looking at a different.
	She's already looking at her.
	Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Smothered.
	Wait, that sounds like the guys who have this show are tricking me into advertising it.
	Hmm.
	This is, yes, we know Smothered.
	It's a show on whatever it is, TLC, the 90-day fiancé people.
	And it's about these mothers that are heavily involved in their daughter or son's life.
	We've already talked about that on this show.
	We showed a clip of her saying that you can't buy earrings.
	They're too expensive.
	So you just tricked me into advertising.
	I'm going to be a little more dubious now.
	Hey, Gavin and Rye, the latest Beef Squad is a must-see.
	JB and Jim Goad were in rare form.
	They were really brutal on Ali Alexander on his comments about Hillbillies.
	The content on censor TV is second to none.
	Uh-oh.
	This was for Gary, isn't it?
	It's a video question, so I'm going to ignore that.
	Sup, fag and faguette.
	Faget is spelled wrong.
	It's spelled like baguette.
	I thought I'd just send in this clip that made me laugh and thought you'd get a kick.
	The content is only three minutes long, but the autist who made it put credits at the end.
	Alrighty.
	More books are translated between English and Spanish in one year than English and Arabic in a thousand years.
	Wow.
	This is really interesting.
	The word feminism doesn't exist in Arabic, so you can't look it up with secularism doesn't exist.
	Wow.
	Amazing.
	It's how do you expect people to kind of break out of their mindset, of their indoctrination?
	Amazing.
	I love that.
	You're very smart.
	Very logical.
	Very intelligent.
	You need your own show.
	Imagine.
	Wow.
	I grew up around the Koreans.
	Yeah.
	Koreans.
	I love Koreans.
	It's getting crazy.
	Sorry.
	I love you a lot.
	I really do.
	It's the same guy who did the you and Jerogan in love video.
	Yeah.
	But you're kind of hot.
	What do you say about the credits for the playing hard to get?
	One dumb bitch really turned down Joe's sexual advances?
	Yeah, dude.
	She was not going for it.
	Emma, was I reading that right?
	Yeah, I think she was like playing hard to get, dude.
	My god, man.
	That's ridiculous.
	I would just.
	Alright, that's fun.
	She's cool, too.
	She's from Singapore.
	Michelle Chen?
	Melissa Chen?
	Yeah, she's Singapore.
	What?
	She's from Singapore?
	Yeah, why are you laughing?
	Because I was going to line up the Joker.
	She can't carry a tune to save her life.
	They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
	What's that got to do with?
	Because they Singapore.
	I told you no more puns.
	Yeah, but that one was sounding.
	No more puns.
	No more puns.
	No more puns.
	No more puns.
	There's five.
	That was six.
	It was before you told me to.
	Hey, Gavin, so I see this Instagram post of Connor today With the caption, and I'm thinking, well, what do we have here?
	Then I click on the tag, and he's talking about a stupid video game.
	Or is he?
	I mean, the last time I saw, I mean, the last time Connor sought out Active Revenge, he had to pay a price.
	So maybe he's talking in code now?
	Soldiers Unite, grab your trusted shotgun and meet me in the New York ruins.
	We've got work to do.
	These rats must be exterminated.
	He's definitely being paid to do a plug for a video game, Tard.
	COVID Science for the Fag Zone.
	And then he includes a link.
	Oh, it's Ryan Long.
	And governors like Cuomo and Newsome.
	In order to flatten the curve, the science community and governors like Cuomo and Newsome have imposed restrictions on gatherings as well as a 10 p.m. curfew.
	But we of the science community, after looking through all the signs, will also be recommending a provision where both governors can come to your house and have sex with your wife while you watch like a little bitch.
	Based on the signs, both governors will be coming to your house a couple times a day and just tuning your wife upright nice in front of you.
	What the f ⁇ are you going to do about it, you little bitch claws?
	We will be limiting social gatherings in your bedroom to one person.
	Unless, of course, some of the governors are feeling randy that night.
	If Corbawan Newsome double-teaming your wife's raw dog saves even one.
	I feel like when we've had someone on the show like Ryan Long, it's sort of saying, watch all of his videos till the end of time.
	Yeah.
	And we don't have to endorse him.
	We forever endorse him.
	By the way, tune up in America.
	Means beat up.
	My fellow Canadian Ryan.
	That means to beat up.
	So tuning up is, I've never heard of using a sexual thing.
	Is that what they do in Toronto?
	Me neither.
	This is from Chris.
	Hello from Germany.
	I wanted to send you this long article that shows what the alt-right truly is.
	Richard Spencer has been exposed as an anti-Christian, Muslim-loving third royalist, worldist crypto-communist who simply hates the West.
	The article shows how the alt-right have gone full retard, especially since the start of the pandemic.
	Prominent alt-righters have constructed a false dilemma whereby anyone who doesn't support Palestine and Muslims in general is somehow pro-Zionism.
	I'm both.
	Islamophobic and pro-Zionist.
	Red Eyes TV was attacked on Twitter by the alt-right for making a hit piece on Spencer behind the paywall after this article was posted.
	It's very long, but please share it for those who would like to dedicate time to find out how Spencer is an anti-West fed.
	So Thule Tide.
	Duganism.
	Update.
	Alt-right goes full Eurasianist, full third worldist, full Bolshevist, and full retard.
	Irrefutable proof of trickery.
	How long have we been calling bullshit on Richard Spencer?
	I first met him in 08, and I liked him.
	He got me my job at Tacky.
	He was a sane dude.
	He came up with the term alt-right, and I did a pretty boring site that was very well written and intelligent, and it was about the Founding Fathers almost exclusively.
	So it was like a historical news blog, which is, I don't like news a day old.
	140 years old.
	So I wasn't that into it, but I liked him, and he knew a lot about working out, too.
	He did this crazy workout, like the ropes and lifting cinder blocks and shit.
	Okay, cool.
	And then he said, many years later, he started getting more and more radical.
	And then he wanted all blacks to leave, all non-whites to leave America.
	Which, even if you were dumb enough to believe that, that's like wishing that we only had leprechauns working on the trains.
	Like, that's a dumb thing to even, whether, even like to totally not get close to how idiotic it is as a concept, but it's just so implausible that why even say that?
	And that was a big part of his thing.
	And then he purposely sabotaged.
	Alt-wright was kind of cool when it began.
	It was Jack Pisobic and Cassandra Fairbanks and normal people who didn't care about race and stuff.
	They just weren't ashamed of whiteness and they didn't think that America was a shithole.
	Pretty normal stuff.
	And then he said, Heil Trump in 2015.
	He was well aware that that sounds like Heil Hitler.
	And he did it on purpose and he sank the movement.
	And everyone normal at the all-right went, I'm not that anymore.
	Now, why did he sink it on purpose?
	That's a question for the ages.
	And the possibility that he's a fed is, I would say, likely.
	All right.
	Hello, Gavin and Fags on Ryan.
	Gavin, I know your lack of chin has plagued you for centuries, but I've found a solution.
	Ortho orthonathic surgery.
	Took this 3.9 and turned her into a 5.6.
	Just imagine what it could do for you.
	Your days of looking like a turtle with AIDS are over, and you can now look forward to resembling a turtle with a big, sexy chin.
	That's a pretty bad chin, isn't it?
	She looks like Dax Shepard there.
	On the left.
	Yeah.
	What's in her hair?
	It's her label from her shirt?
	A little scrunchie clip.
	Oh.
	Little clip.
	Oh, I see.
	No, I don't see.
	What's it doing there?
	Is it pinned to her shirt?
	What are you doing there, weirdo?
	Yeah, it did a good job.
	Why the fuck would a 50-year-old man who's been married, been with his wife for 20 years, give a fuck enough to have plastic surgery?
	Hey, FM of the RZ.
	Fagmaster of the Rad Zone?
	Nice.
	In one of the last apps, Gavin mentioned the Hell's Angels book, saying something like he made up a bunch of stuff and that's why they beat the shit out of him.
	Could Gav go into a little more detail on what he meant by that?
	I thought the Angels come off pretty good in the book.
	Like he was the only one they thought treated him fairly.
	More to the story?
	Since we're on the subject, I picked up that book on a road trip to California this summer, along with the Chaos Charles Manson CIA book.
	Read it during the writing and lockdowns, and it was like 20th century finally lined up completely or something.
	One phrase kept going through my head the whole time I was reading it.
	Tribal anarcho-tyranny.
	Tribal anarcho-tyranny.
	Well, I could call a Hell's Angel and ask him, Do you want to go get my phone?
	Sure.
	Um.
	Let's see if he gets mad.
	He's probably not like him.
	He's here to see the biographer, a tense young literary journalist named Hunter Thompson.
	Joseph Thompson who lived, drank, and rode as the Hells Angels.
	What about them in the bestsellers?
	He was the first to compare them to the outlaws of the West.
	The critics have been unanimous in their praise of his work.
	The Hells Angels haven't been heard from yet.
	Tonight, Sunday makes authority meet critics.
	It brings together the writer of Hunter Thompson and the readers who recognize the Most.
	Hey man, I'm recording this.
	It's on the show live, so if you don't want to be recorded or you don't want to say anything, then I'll just hang up.
	So we just got a letter, and they're saying that I had said on another show that I think the Hell's Angels beat up Hunter Thompson because he lied about them in the book or something.
	Do you remember that story?
	I mean, that is way before my time, but yeah, that's, you know, that's a publicly known fact that Hunter Thompson lied.
	Oh, you don't want to say that again?
	I mean, he was confronted by Skip Workman years ago about lying about it.
	But, you know.
	Oh, no, we can drop it.
	All right.
	All right, man, later.
	Yeah, he doesn't want to be on the record saying anything.
	Maybe we can find it.
	Hunter Thompson lied about Hell's Angels.
	I think he was maybe there was some sort of rape story involved in that?
	Right?
	The night Hunter Thompson got stomped by Hell's Angels.
	In that clip, they start yelling at him.
	Turn it up.
	I don't know you guys nothing.
	I didn't suggest this.
	But you just get your head from listeners.
	What is this?
	Two kings.
	You were going to give us for you.
	We've fed you.
	We've given you a beer.
	You didn't pay for nothing when it was run.
	I don't think you've seen that.
	Maybe it's.
	I bet Wikipedia would have it.
	Look up Hunter Thompson Wikipedia.
	Let me see.
	A beating.
	The night.
	An argument at a party resulted in Thompson suffering a savage beating.
	Random House published a hardcover, blah, blah, blah.
	And the fight between Thompson and the Angels was well marketed.
	CBC television even broadcast an encounter between Thompson and Hell's Angels skept workman before a live studio.
	That's what we just saw.
	That's what he was talking about.
	A reviewer for the New York Times praised the work as a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, I'll tell you what we'll do.
	I'll research it, and tomorrow's show we'll have an explanation on exactly what happened.
	I'll do tons of research and get the gossip.
	That's my promise to you, censored TV people of the world.
	Last letter.
	Hey, G-Dog and God Emperor of the Fag Zone.
	In case you ever update the 25 Hottest Chicks list, consider adding this smoke show.
	Easily a nine in my book.
	I've also got a song rip-off suggestion.
	The song All I Want by LCD Sound System is heavily influenced by Bowie's Heroes.
	Listen to the guitar riff starting at around 20 seconds into the song.
	Maybe an homage, though, knowing the band.
	Let's see what this is.
	Very reasonable.
	I am not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
	French girls are so...
	The problem with French girls is that you know they're going to cheat on you one day.
	Pretty normal beauty, though.
	I like there to be some sort of an edge, you know?
	She's kind of too normal.
	And again, I would kill my entire family on Christmas morning just to be able to eat her out.
	But that being said, in the world of tens, I'm not destroyed.
	Okay, should we just play a bit of that song?
	See, the problem with my music these days is I would listen to KEXP in the morning, but in order to give black people a voice, they have stopped playing John in the Morning, which was my show.
	And now it's like, like this morning they were playing fucking doom doom doondoon doon to do.
	You know that song?
	Freaked like that.
	Cool like that.
	I'm cool like with the stand-up bass.
	What are they called there?
	That 90s rap band with the bass.
	Because I'm cool like that.
	I'm hot like that.
	Doon, doo-doo-doo-doo.
	They also had that song.
	They're like, pro-lifers need to dig themselves.
	They were like jazz rap.
	What were they called again?
	They lost soul?
	No.
	They were all fucking...
	Diggable Planets.
	Diggable Planets, yeah.
	Like mediocre 90s rap.
	And the show used to have super cutting-edge new bands.
	Cool Like Dat was the song.
	And the band was Diggable Planets.
	It's like, yeah, I remember this song.
	Thanks, Mr. Blast from the Past.
	It's like a guy with a shitty rap record collection playing you old hits.
	And very specific kind of Pacific Northwest rap.
	It's like, that's not the station.
	So that's why our songs have sucked.
	That's why we're resorting to Justin Bieber these days.
	Anyway, what's the LCD sound system?
	I used to hang out with that guy all the time.
	James.
	James Murphy.
	And my ex-girlfriend, Nancy Wong.
	When we had a record label, we signed this band Vietnam, and they're all junkies.
	And he texted me and said, Don't make the stay mistake, the same mistake Nixon did.
	Get out of Vietnam now.
	And he was right.
	They were a burden.
	They were junkies and liars, allegedly.
	All right, it's time for guess what?
	We're there.
	Yeah, we have a problem here.
	Where is it now?
	Oh, I lost my last page.
	This is, we're going to play two final videos, 5-6 and 5-7.
	We are under attack from alligators, and they are ruining our safety, our lives, our livelihood.
	Here is a cop getting knocked the fuck out by an alligator, completely unconscious.
	See, the secret to alligators is you're never safe.
	Oh, did you see that?
	His glasses went flying off, and he's out cold.
	He did that sort of...
	Same, remember the girl who had the...
	I'm not laughing at police fonts.
	This isn't a black guy.
	It's an alligator.
	Remember that girl who had the switchblade in DC and got knocked out with a helmet?
	And she did that slump over thing before she went back?
	That's what he does.
	He sort of waddles bent over there as the blood leaves his brain.
	Holy shit.
	Doesn't it show them tending to him?
	Are you rewinding or is it rewinding?
	I'm rewinding.
	Yeah, let it go for a bit.
	Look, he's out.
	We need to call.
	Isn't that amazing?
	What does he need?
	And then in this clip, this has already gone viral, but I have to include it on the show.
	They're stealing our dogs.
	And just like that guy who beat up a kangaroo for stealing his dog, this guy went into the water and got his dog back from an alligator.
	That's a real man.
	Now what?
	Now what?
	You got to get your hands out of there.
	That's balls, man.
	That's brave.
	And that's what you should do when someone takes your property or your liberty or your freedom.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	And no, I can't stand it being fake.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	I don't believe in Nirvana.
	The weight that we love in the night gave me life, baby.
	I can't explain it.
	The way you hove me, oh, me, ooh, me, ooh, me, ooh.

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