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Oct. 1, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #67 - PROUD BOYS FATIGUE

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	again, I give Vice President Ryan Biden the reins and he shits the bed That was the Ryan's mailbag of intro songs He said before the show, I didn't have a song planned and he goes hey man, I was listening to that Hulk Hogan song and it's actually really fucking good and I thought you know what I've been called a white supremacist for the past 24 hours Let's give minorities a chance.
	Maybe they do deserve our voice.
	Maybe they do deserve just one kick at the bucket.
	And he played the shittiest song ever.
	The intro was cool and it worked well with the intro stuff.
	And then it went into cheesy shitbag 80s cornball shit.
	Why are you so corny, dude?
	I don't know.
	You listen to like Christian rock, but it's not Christian rock.
	Yeah.
	At least Christian rock has Jesus in it, so there's some redeeming quality.
	But you listen to like, go to Rock House.
	Oh, yo, baby.
	Rock and roll Friday night.
	And you sit there noodling on your gay guitar that fat chicks by you.
	Yeah, where do you get this shitty taste of music from?
	Your single mom, she wasn't even that around.
	She was almost as bad as your shitty dad.
	She was around.
	She was around rocking and rolling.
	You peached out when you were 14.
	No.
	Yeah.
	She moved, dude.
	Yeah, but I could have moved with her, but I was like, hell no, I got my niggas on.
	Yeah, my mom didn't move when I was 14.
	I could have moved with her, but I didn't.
	She had a job in town that she had to move.
	She had a job.
	Yeah.
	I thought she abandoned you, but she had a job and you could have gone.
	She moved to her apartment.
	I mean, I visited her a lot, but her apartment is all small, and I'm going to hang out with my mom.
	Yeah, you didn't visit her a lot.
	Yes, I did.
	How often?
	Pretty often.
	I got to know the neighbors.
	How often?
	Do you know how weeks work?
	Every other, not every other weekend, but like at least once, at least once a month.
	Then I would stay with you.
	Oh, once a month.
	Dude, that's how much you visit your parents when you're married with kids and they live nearby.
	Yeah, but then I was also in a band during some of that time.
	This is how Ryan talks.
	It's just constant shitty, terrible excuse after shitty, terrible excuse.
	I mean, she doesn't want to ban it.
	She's up my ass.
	She's always trying to message and call me.
	And now that she doesn't have to fucking deal with anything because you're independent.
	So is there a video for that terrible song?
	What's it from?
	It's Hulk Hogan's entrance music.
	Well, the first eight seconds of it are not bad.
	It's badass, man.
	It's like really patriotic.
	I was actually happy that you weren't recommending Gloria Estevan.
	That's cool.
	I like this.
	Now it sounds like the intro to a 80s kids show.
	Like Arthur.
	Wait, the bridge is really good.
	The pre-corners?
	Here it comes.
	That's dope.
	You know how many people love this song?
	You're hurting them.
	Yeah, everyone who likes this song is sad.
	I don't hate you.
	I want to hold you and maybe feed you some beans or something.
	You're like Gary.
	If you like this song, you're Gary's mailbag.
	Oh, no.
	Ouch.
	Now you're mesmerized.
	I'm so limp-wristed and weak.
	Cocaine made way too many people try rock and roll in the 80s, and they did not deserve to be there.
	One of my closest friends, the guy who teaches my kids boxing, is a Hulkamaniac, huge wrestler with Star Wars tattoos.
	Flip-flops and shorts, too.
	I've seen him wear shorts.
	Flip-flops, yep, slides.
	Another good friend of mine.
	Everyone at the gym, I'd love to make fun of these dupes who go to the fucking lottery and get those dumb scratch-offs.
	Scratch-offs are the fill-the-boxing game.
	The banana peels of boxing.
	Constantly.
	You just distracted me by looking at articles about me.
	And then I go, maybe it's a boxing thing.
	Then I go to my dive bar in the city.
	Relax.
	Every fucking person at this dive bar has that stupid piece of paper that's like this big.
	Do you know these?
	Yeah.
	Pink.
	And they're filling it out, filling it out, and then they're putting it in the thing.
	I'm not talking about someone with Down syndrome.
	I'm talking about the guy you're talking to who knows taxes.
	And he's like, could I get another one of those?
	Yeah.
	And then they'll sit and watch the board, which is just a bingo grid of numbers with like a 54 exploding and then shrinking and an 11.
	And you'll go, ah, now I get 54, 11 now that I don't have a card.
	And I'm just like, it's a scam, dude.
	Star Wars is a kids movie.
	Wrestling's fake.
	Can I make fun of anything without insulting the people around me?
	So you go, well, maybe you should hang around with too many blue collars.
	I can't hang out with pussies.
	They're so boring.
	They're so weak.
	People who don't fight.
	At my gym, if you haven't been sparring for a week, people look at you weird like you fucked a kid.
	Like you have to kind of lurk around and hide.
	And if you ever were assigned sparring and you gave it up, well, now you got to go.
	And then you hang out with middle class people and they haven't been in a fight in their life.
	Not that fighting is everything, but it does solve everything.
	I've been talking to journalists all day, by the way.
	And the reason we did two episodes, because I didn't want to overwhelm you with Proud Boy shit tonight, especially because we have to do reading.
	In fact, I've missed Our first read.
	So we did two today, none tomorrow.
	But like, I'm talking to these guys, and not only have they never been in a fight, they haven't lived.
	Like, I talked to this guy from Reuters.
	I should look up his name.
	And we're talking, and he's always trying to be diplomatic, right?
	We're just trying to get both sides.
	And I go, dude, I ask Alexa in the morning, what's up, and she tells me Reuters first and AP, and it's all fucking Trump, Trump, Trump.
	And I go, you guys are so obsessed with these Nazis, these 18 guys.
	Meanwhile, and you're saying they could get violent.
	They could burn shit down on election night because Trump said they're his army.
	And you're like, what about the burning down going on right there?
	There's flames going on.
	Look at them.
	They're in someone's house.
	And New York Times, Reuters, they're all like, well, no, I mean, that's not that bad.
	And I go, I go, what are these groups?
	And they go, these groups are dangerous.
	They're calling for the death of millions of people.
	I go, they're like albino skateboarders.
	They go, no, they're not.
	They're calling for the death of millions of people.
	I go, okay, they're like Satanists.
	Imagine being obsessed with Satanists.
	They worship the devil.
	They want to kill children.
	Yes, that's true.
	That's true.
	And I'll bet you there are.
	I'll bet you there are 300 like real deal bona fide Satanists in America who paint shit on the ground and they kill a fucking goat and they sit there going, okay.
	Do they hurt you?
	So bona fide actual Nazis that we hear about every day and it's the front page of every newspaper in the country, Proud Boys are them.
	They're not them.
	But them aren't a thing.
	They're Satanists.
	You're scared of Satanists, you fucking pussy.
	Can you imagine being scared of Satanists?
	Can you imagine being scared of Richard Spencer?
	I'm not saying he's not a probably a good fighter.
	The guy, when I knew him, he would do incredible workouts.
	I knew him when he was normal.
	He used to be a very normal guy.
	The normal conservative dude.
	He was editor of Tacky Mag when I was at Vice.
	He's a Donald Trump supporter.
	Now we're all Nazis.
	He's actually not a Donald Trump supporter.
	He's a Biden supporter, correct?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Nazis don't like Trump.
	Okay, sorry.
	Book of the day today, Steve Martin, incredible writer.
	He wrote this article that was in the New Yorker or something about his dad on his deathbed and how his dad has always bullied him and made fun of him and was embarrassed of him because he was such a goof.
	And on his deathbed, his dad revealed, I always wanted to be in show biz and I was jealous of you and I was worried you were going to embarrass me.
	And so I would not look at your stuff.
	And then I slowly realized that I was just jealous and you made me realize that I chickened out because you were so brave and you were such a goofball and I was scared of being laughed at.
	And there you were trying to get laughed at.
	So I fucked up.
	I fucked up our relationship.
	I'm sorry.
	Dude, I was bawling.
	I don't think there's probably like three articles in my life I've read where I cried.
	And then as far as laughing out loud, Confederacy of Dunces did it.
	This book.
	I think might be the only time I laughed out loud.
	When he is organizing a protest at the factory he works at, where he's worked for maybe two days, and he's made signs for all the other workers.
	And the workers, before they grab the signs, they can tell that he made them with his own sheets and there's jizz stains on them.
	And I was on the train laughing aloud to this.
	I don't think it's happened before or since.
	But I just, sometimes I love books that are not by writers because they come at it with such a fresh stance.
	Another example was Ralph Stedman's artist, Hunter, I mean, Hunter Thompson's artist, Ralph Stedman, where he writes about his times with Hunter Thompson.
	I loved this book.
	He's a Welshman, I think.
	What does he say here?
	Writers have a compulsion to tell all eventually, particularly journalistic ones, whose only real reason for being a journalist anyway is to blast out the secrets they are entrusted with off the record and surprise the world or their editors.
	I wrote in the book, Guilty is Charged.
	But I sent that book to Max in prison, and he goes, wow, stick to drawing, Ralph.
	That guy sucks.
	What?
	You know, this is the problem with art.
	You assume that everyone else is going to love it, and you play some bullshit Hulk Hogan 80s rock and you get berated by your boss for not being a fag or anything.
	No.
	Just being a low-quality human being.
	Fag of Jason.
	Like a cricket.
	If a man was a cricket, he'd be Ryan.
	Like a toad.
	Say that I say I'm a cricket.
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	That is our first read, 12 minutes late.
	You know what's funny about the news?
	Shit happens, right?
	I won't say 9-11, but shit happens like the Trump thing.
	During a pile of monkeys screaming, monkeys being Chris Wallace and Joe Biden, and a bunch of smoke going off, they started screaming, white supremacists, white supremacists disavow at Trump and started flashing lights in his face.
	And he said, what?
	Woo-hoo, what?
	And then he said, stand down, stand by, man.
	And that became a mantra for Proud Boys And the right.
	And it also became a mantra for the left to say he's planning a civil war if he loses, I think.
	It was the sort of subtext.
	Now, I saw all my friends laughing, and I honestly, I'm very vain.
	So when presidential candidates are talking about my club that I started, my ego gets involved, and I could not sleep last night.
	I was chugging.
	See how much whiskey we chugged last night?
	Right?
	Yeah, it felt bad in the morning.
	I couldn't sleep even after all that whiskey that we chugged.
	Yeah.
	And we were chugging every time Biden laughed and all kinds of things.
	And we chugged tons of whiskey.
	After we kept drinking the whiskey, I felt drunk, basically.
	Yeah, why don't you look in the camera?
	Sure.
	And talk about the whiskey that we chugged.
	Well, it was, it didn't taste very good.
	So you don't like whiskey?
	I like whiskey.
	Oh.
	But no, but this particular...
	Maker's Market is sweet.
	The batches are consistent.
	They come in vats probably bigger than this studio.
	And so it's all the same.
	You're not going to have a bad batch.
	It's all the same recipe?
	Yes.
	Well, it was very strong.
	I had a very strong reaction.
	We're lying.
	I did something last night that I'm not proud of.
	I said something that is not indicative of how I feel, and it's not how this network feels.
	And I apologize.
	I feel like I've let down our viewers, and I want to know if I've hurt you.
	Then I deeply regret that.
	Censored TV does not advocate dishonesty and lying, and I lied.
	Did you get called out?
	No.
	But you're allowed to lie as long as you say you're lying.
	Yeah, I kind of like that.
	So this is, my sin is wiped.
	Here's what happened.
	I knew we were going to do a drinking game.
	And I know I suck at drinking lots of whiskey.
	I mean, I don't mind it at my home.
	I fall asleep in my Eames chair and piss myself.
	Who does that hurt?
	My wallet and my iPhone.
	I'm on my fourth iPhone.
	But at the studio, you guys are paying money.
	We're watching a debate.
	I don't want to just be going like, these guys are shitheads, man.
	Fuck them.
	But we're talking about chugging for everything.
	So I obviously have plenty of empty whiskey bottles in my home.
	I went to the recycling.
	I took one out and I poured my daughter, beautiful girl, wonderful angel.
	She's like, I would like to try hot apple cider.
	Isn't that a thing?
	Yeah, it's a thing.
	I want to do that.
	I want to have like, I'm done my schoolwork.
	I'm done with, my dad takes my screens away.
	I have that time at the end of the night.
	And I just want to have some hot apple cider pontificate.
	And I was like, fuck that, bitch.
	So I took the apple cider and I poured it into the whiskey bottle, the empty whiskey bottle.
	And then I was looking at it and I'm like, that's fucking yellow.
	So what do you do?
	I actually had two whiskey bottles because I thought we were both going to chug them.
	And I thought, A, we won't be wasted.
	Sure.
	And B, it'll be funny.
	Because what's his name from Van Halen used to do that?
	Oh, the bassist.
	The bassist.
	He didn't drink Jack Daniels of apple juice.
	Bassist of Eddie Van Halen's comments.
	What are you doing?
	I'm asking Siri.
	Ask computer shit for brains.
	I spoke to computer.
	Who is the bassist of Van Halen?
	Steve Bassini.
	Van Halen's bassists are Eddie Van Halen, Wolfgang Van Halen, and Michael Anthony.
	Michael Anthony.
	Michael Anthony.
	Who's Michael Anthony?
	So I think his son is playing with them now.
	But anyway.
	Yeah, Wolfgang.
	That's a guitar I have.
	I just bought that guitar.
	It's a cool name, Wolf Gang.
	Pretty dope.
	I remember when I was about seven, six or seven, with Mike Reed and Lee Grattan and Darren Alberti at Bell's Corners Public School.
	They go, let's start a gang.
	And this wasn't a joke.
	Actually, it was Proud Boys.
	Let's start a gang and we will fight crime at Bell's Corners Public School.
	So say we see a girl getting, we didn't know the word raped, but like attacked, we'll go and save them.
	And I was like, this is my idea.
	Okay, we're in.
	Enough playing with smurfs.
	That's gay.
	Let's start saving the world.
	And Mike Reed and I, we're both sort of the leaders.
	And we go, what should the name be?
	And I go, wolf gang.
	But it's two words, wolf gang.
	Oh, that could have been our thing.
	We howl.
	Yeah, you didn't howl?
	Dude, it gets worse.
	They go, nah.
	And Mike Reid goes, what about the falcons?
	Falcons?
	What do they eat carcasses at the side of the road?
	That's pathetic.
	What does a falcon do?
	Just chase mice.
	Loser?
	Yeah.
	No.
	And everyone goes, that's a better name.
	Hey.
	Darren Alberti, Lee Grattan, Mike Reed, even Craig Fraser, who was in the gang for like an afternoon, but you're still guilty.
	Fuck you for killing Wolfgang and choosing the falcons.
	Whack.
	What is a falcon?
	I'm not even nuts about the bald eagle.
	It looks kind of cool, I'll admit.
	But doesn't it eat carcasses?
	Isn't it a scavenger?
	A hawk, we could argue.
	Hey, it's the fastest creature alive.
	All right.
	Sure, but don't you eat your own kind?
	You're a cannibal.
	But a falcon...
	What are you looking up?
	Falcon doesn't even make a sound.
	We got the falcon punch.
	Yeah, don't look at falcons...
	Falcon sound effect?
	Wouldn't you be looking up falcon call?
	That sounds terrible.
	What does a falcon eat?
	Oh, stop, stop.
	Computer.
	What does a falcon eat?
	It's going to be lame.
	Here's what I found on reference.com.
	One of the most common falcon species, the peregrine falcon, eats mainly other birds such as ducks, gulls, pigeons, cranes, targets, swifts, and many types of songbirds.
	Thanks for stabbing me in the back, fellow bird.
	Computer, stop.
	Eat prey, such as mice.
	You know what a wolf eats?
	You.
	You when you turn around, motherfucker.
	That's cool.
	Wolf gang.
	Now, when we started the Proud Boys, you can't call yourselves wolf.
	People would say, why are you calling yourselves boys?
	That's not cool.
	Oh, what should we call ourselves then?
	The Lightning Tigers?
	Are you seven?
	The coolest names for gangs, clubs, whatever, Don't get caught in the syntax.
	Are Mr. X, the crybabies, the Mama's Boys?
	Who should you be more scared of if you heard they wanted to kill you?
	The Lightning Tigers?
	The Crybabies, or the Mama's Boys?
	Of those last two gangs, you need to change your identity and move.
	The Lightning Tigers?
	Say, okay, I'll meet you.
	Can I just say one request?
	Can I fight you one at a time?
	Because I'm worried about some of you like kicking me in the back of the head when I'm dealing with the one guy.
	But if that's a deal breaker, I'm still in.
	Lightning Tigers.
	Nifa are the Lightning Tigers.
	When somebody's named little something, they're usually not very lightning.
	That's scary.
	Like Lil Kevin over here.
	Tiny Tatsuse.
	I bet he's not tiny.
	Oh, yeah, exactly.
	My nickname was Tiny Dick after someone saw it at a party.
	The why of things.
	Isn't it cool that a reader wrote in and said, yeah, dude, I saw a movie with Matthew McConaughey and he was saying that.
	Weird.
	So he took a script from a movie he's in.
	Hello, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger and I'll be back.
	Actually, he did do that all the time.
	Yes, he did.
	But he was kidding.
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	It's Mark Zuckerberg.
	Mark Zuckerberg.
	Has anyone ever diddled their bean to Mark Zuckerberg?
	I would say no.
	I mean, we live in a world of 7 billion.
	Women love money.
	They love power.
	He's got plenty of both.
	They do like that.
	Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
	One of the oldest symbols is a boner, dude.
	All right, so in today's double episode, we have plenty of Proud Boys, but of course it keeps piling in.
	And I'm just going to briefly touch on it because we've really done it to death today.
	But I thought this was interesting.
	So I talked to the New York Times at noon today.
	This is out now.
	So they really just barfed this out.
	And that's maybe why they have three people doing it.
	So it's a Muslim who is into cybersecurity.
	And Muslims are only 1% of the population, but they're like 60% of the nation's discourse.
	So she gets a lot of work.
	And basically her take is these guys are Islamophobic.
	And she just puts that paragraph in and they're like, thanks, Muslim.
	Now we're diverse.
	Bye.
	And then there's Alan Froyer in the middle, who's been pretty decent to us over the years.
	Mike Baker, holy shit, that's the guy that Trump retweeted.
	Oh, yeah.
	With the little kid picture who's the dad.
	And then go back.
	And then Neil McFarquhar.
	Isn't Farquhar a...
	A truck villain?
	Lord Farquhar.
	So he's an experienced journalist.
	I can't really make fun of him.
	The guy's a grizzled leather face has been doing this forever.
	Alan Froyer, I think his heart's in the right place, but he lets a lot of bullshit go by because he's not exactly an alpha male.
	But at least he's trying to do a good job.
	Mike Baker is a useless piece of shit, and Shira Frankel is a fraud.
	So I'm reading this article, and oh, I meant to say this earlier.
	Sorry.
	When an event happens, like what happened with Trump last night, I wake up and I have a view of it, and then you start getting more and more information, and you start coming up with a different concept, and then you really have it ironed out by 9.30.
	At which point, all the articles are done.
	And here's the other thing I'm learning about these journals.
	When I was at Vice, I would wake up at around 11.
	Nothing happens before 11.
	And I didn't have kids, which is ideal if you're a journalist.
	And then I would, you know, do my work, blah, blah, blah.
	And then I'd go out at night.
	And I found a guy at Max Fish in probably 2002 who bought a dirty bomb.
	That's a nuclear bomb.
	I met him at 3 a.m.
	You fucking pussies at ABC, CBS News, NBC, Reuters, AP, New York Times, the ones I've been talking to for the past 24 hours.
	If I don't get you before dinner, you're like, yes, let's talk tomorrow.
	Dude, you're not a photographer.
	You're a journalist.
	If the night owl wants to talk at 11, say excuse me to your husband and kids and pick up the fucking phone, you losers.
	And I said as much.
	I wonder if they got back to me.
	Because I know, like, everyone is very cool and open-minded.
	And I know I'm talking to the enemy.
	I know they're going to frame this, find the 10 things I hate about the Jews thing, pretend they've seen it.
	And, you know, what they do is they have these caveats where they put in, like, he is suing the SPLC and he denies white nationalism.
	So then they can do it.
	But yeah, one of them got back to me.
	I texted you on your phone.
	Text me.
	Still having issues on my street.
	Oh, okay.
	That's good.
	So Santina Lucci at ABC News is doing her job as late as 9 p.m.
	That's pretty good.
	But like, this guy, Shannon Joel, Joel Shannon.
	Ew, I hate when their email address comes in as last name, first name.
	I said to him, if you want to get serious about journalism, you need to be available 24.7.
	Because he said, thanks, Gavin.
	You have time to talk tomorrow?
	This is at 8.11 p.m.
	Would you have time to talk tomorrow?
	I'm watching The Boys on Amazon right now.
	I've passed along your info to some people here in case anyone needs to get in touch tonight.
	You fucking useless pussy.
	You're a fireman if you're a journalist.
	Stories don't work on your schedule.
	They work on their own schedule.
	Anyway, I said, I was just feeling jaded after talking to these shitheads all day.
	And I only did six.
	Enrique did probably 25.
	And the funny thing about it is as you talk to all these people and they ask these pressing questions and you're playing chess too, because it's not just Ryan saying, where'd you get that drink?
	It's someone who's pretending to be on your side, but is trying to fuck you.
	So you have to constantly think about how what you're saying can be interpreted.
	For example, I was talking to Alan Froyer, the New York Times guy, and I said, I could tell he was leaning towards the peaceful protest side.
	You also have to read your opponent like you're in the FBI.
	And he was like, yeah, well, you know, a lot of these buildings.
	And I go, oh, the insurance pays for it.
	And I go, I know where you're going with this.
	You're one of these peaceful protest fuckers.
	Look, dude, I said, if you looked at World War II and you mapped the entire area it covered and the 24 hours a day of each area, you'd find a very peaceful time.
	Lyon in France on Friday, 1942, September 23rd, nothing happened that entire day.
	In fact, most of France saw no bombings.
	So yes, World War II would come across as predominantly peaceful, but it wasn't.
	And he goes, oh, come on, there was no Dresden, which is also a trick.
	Instead of saying the Holocaust, you say when Germans were killed in Dresden.
	It's another little shuffle, right?
	And then I realized, oh, wait a minute, he's going to compare these riots to World War II.
	So then I have to say, dude, dude, and this is a guy who's kind of on my side.
	He's at least fair.
	I go, dude, dude, dude, don't go saying that I'm saying that the Portland riots are the same as World War II.
	My analogy was hyperbolic.
	I was saying, don't talk about mostly peaceful.
	You could take the worst thing in history and it would still come across as peaceful.
	That was my point.
	So anyway, it's exhausting playing these games.
	But the funny thing is, after they keep talking to you, you start sort of re-examining it and you start kind of figuring it out better than them.
	And by the time like 24 hours of discussing it has gone by, like imagine you discussed not abortion, but like the Big Bang for 24 hours.
	By the end, your fucking opinions on it are going to be honed.
	At that point, the news cycle is done and they just want to, sorry, you're a Nazi.
	Fuck off.
	I'm done.
	So here's what I originally thought.
	Donald Trump knows the Proud Boys, think we rock.
	He said, Biden said, disavow all white supremacists.
	He said, I do.
	He said, then Biden said, what about Proud Boys?
	And he goes, no, I'm not disavowing them.
	Stand by, guys.
	If shit goes down, we're going to rock.
	And I thought, thanks, dude.
	Now, after 100 hours of interviews, I don't think that's what happened.
	I'm sorry.
	He's probably heard of the Proud Boys.
	Today he said, I don't know who the Proud Boys are.
	I think he meant kind of like what I might say if they said, hey, did you know that Proud Boys in Seattle are raping kids?
	I go, what?
	I didn't hear about that.
	Look, I don't know what every single one of them is doing at all times.
	You know, they started an offshoot called the Margarita Boys.
	I didn't know shit about that until it happened.
	And they had a whole mantra.
	It's like almost a parody of the Proud Boys.
	And they have these sayings that are like Proud Boy sayings, but are about margaritas.
	And I've been to a couple margarita parties, margarita boys parties at WestFest.
	They don't seem to like me very much.
	No, it's just the one guy.
	No, there was another fight the previous year where he's mad at me for stepping down.
	It's only going to be one.
	But so I think Trump might have been saying, look, I'm not a Prow Boys expert.
	I think that's kind of what he was saying today.
	So here's what I now think happened.
	I think that they said white supremacist, like imagine monkeys in smoke.
	White supremacist, white supremacists.
	What?
	What?
	No, I don't like him.
	I don't like them.
	It's like a nightmare.
	A Chris Wallace Joe Biden nightmare.
	Get away from it.
	I don't like them.
	I don't like him.
	Okay, name them.
	Name them.
	Why did I name them?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I disavow.
	Stand back.
	Don't do it.
	Don't do it.
	Stand down.
	Okay.
	What about names?
	What about Proud Boy?
	Proud boys.
	Okay, is that the name?
	Proud boys?
	Stand down.
	Stand down.
	Stand by.
	Stand by.
	He didn't mean to say that.
	He meant to say stand down.
	Any group.
	I don't know the groups.
	David Duke, stand down.
	Nazis, KKK, stand down.
	Proud boys, I don't know who they are.
	Stand down.
	I agree with you.
	But Antifa is the problem.
	That's what I think happened.
	Now, the interpretation from Chelsea Handler types is, he said he has an army.
	He told them to stand by.
	And they're Nazis.
	And if Biden wins, they're going to kill us all.
	Really?
	Is that going to be worse than four months of burning your city down?
	Like, you're so scared of a mythical potential problem that when there's a fire in your face, you're like, that's...
	Politically, I align with that fire in my face.
	Although they, how many cases do we discover where people said, fucking burn it down?
	And then the next treat was, they burned my neighborhood down.
	There was the guy in the gated community who said that, black aristocrat, academic.
	There was the newspaper editor who said that.
	There was the woman with the Black Lives Matter sign.
	Basketball player in her window.
	I mean, a basketball player.
	There was several.
	And those are just the famous people, right?
	You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.
	You never know.
	I love him.
	He's kind of like, I love him.
	He makes me love correctional officers.
	You want to watch it one more time?
	I boxed one today.
	No, I didn't.
	I boxed with one.
	You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.
	You never know.
	We have footage of that, what you apologize for, by the way.
	Despite the peachman hoax from last night.
	You saw what happened today with Hillary Clinton, where it was a whole big con job.
	Despite going through all of these things, where I had to fight both flanks and behind me and above, there has never been an administration.
	Skip to the drinking part.
	Okay, here it is.
	Calling me for the first time in years.
	They were calling, and they were saying, it's time maybe.
	And then what happened?
	We got hit, but now we're building it back up again.
	A rebuilding of the military, including Space Force and all of the other.
	Pause.
	Let me go get a bottle of anchors now.
	And so you can see the difference?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	A fixing.
	I'm making it.
	It's pretty close, dude.
	I mean, that's so much darker and clearer.
	With all the differences in color and stuff.
	Yeah.
	I mean, nobody wrote in about it at all?
	Yeah, I assumed they would.
	Me too.
	Nothing.
	And then it was hard to not laugh.
	Well, I can't believe we didn't finish that story.
	So wait a minute.
	We have too many antidotes.
	8,000 loose ends here.
	So now I think that he was just sort of saying that.
	We took it as holy shit he loves.
	I admit that last night I thought, holy shit, he loves us.
	And he was saying they're not white supremacists.
	They rock.
	Proud boys in general, Enrique Joe Biggs, they took it.
	I think they got that it could have just been a random typo, a miss spook, as Donald Trump Jr. would say.
	But they thought, like with this and Pepe and everything, let's have fun with it.
	Let's pretend that we are ready.
	It's a call to arms.
	See, that's the problem with everyone I spoke to today and the left in general.
	It hasn't occurred to them that there's a sense of humor to this.
	There's an irony.
	There's a sarcasm.
	They have beat-ins where, like MS-13, they beat their whatever's, their, what do you call them in Hell's Angels when they're starting out?
	They're prospects.
	They beat their prospects.
	No, dude, we play the game Safety Slug, which I played in high school, where if you fart or burp and don't say safety and someone says slug, they get to beat the shit out of you until you can name five breakfast cereals.
	That's the origin of that deep, dark, sinister tradition.
	Write that down, Ryan, as a potential hot clip.
	That was pretty cool.
	So now I believe it was a Trump typo.
	Odds are pretty high, like 60, no, sorry, 78%.
	Odds are 22% that he meant what I thought he meant.
	I would say the Proud Boys joking about it are 88%, oops, having fun and joking around.
	And they know it's not, hey, guys, when you get this bat signal, it's time to kill everyone.
	But the left has taken this hookline and sinker.
	And I think the same way the Proud Boys joke about how, yeah, yeah, we're going to kill everyone on election day.
	I think the left is also not so much joking, they don't joke anymore, but knowingly saying something that's not true because it helps their agenda.
	And to finish the Maker's Mark story, so I put the apple cider and it looked too yellow.
	And then I got this dumb idea.
	If I pour orange juice in it, it will get less yellow because yellow plus yellow equals brownish.
	Brown.
	No.
	Don't think we have to be always laughing again here.
	I get the call.
	California's burning.
	So then I thought, I got to brown this up.
	So I actually had two bottles and I told my wife, I need to find, I can't find the fucking food coloring.
	She showed it to me.
	I thought, green, that's dark.
	So I put four drops in one bottle.
	It just went bright green.
	St. Patty's Day green.
	So that's in the fridge now.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	And I'm saying my daughter, look, I realize this isn't the greatest sell.
	It's a whiskey bottle.
	It's bright green.
	That is basically, with a little bit of orange juice.
	Yeah.
	It's basically the cider you want.
	Heat that up, it'll be delicious.
	It doesn't look good.
	And the bottle doesn't look good.
	The bottle looks like alcohol.
	I was like, if we get pulled over, this is going to be just great.
	Yeah, we could be like, what haste?
	Yeah, google, google, go.
	So then I put maple syrup in it and shook it up.
	That was the grossest part.
	And I went, this is working.
	So then I put more maple syrup in it.
	So what we were eating last night was apple cider, orange juice, and tons of maple syrup.
	And it was so gross, which is why I loved giving it to Ryan every time we had to drink.
	Dude, I went to bed on, maybe that's why I couldn't sleep.
	It wasn't Trump mentioning sugar.
	It was because I was like Santa Claus with fucking sugar.
	Yeah, I felt like I'm not supposed to eat that much sugar or drink that much sugar.
	I felt like unwell.
	According to whom?
	Just me.
	I may be diabetic.
	I don't know.
	But I was like, I'm going to like pass out.
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	All right, we've got some funny stuff to talk about.
	I think there's going to be still a little bit more Proud Boy stuff.
	Sorry, it's the number one trending topic in the world.
	Forgive me if I dwell on it just a tiny bit longer.
	And then we will start taking calls.
	I pray that the calls don't ask us if we heard the part in the debates when Trump said, actually, you're on number two.
	If you're planning to wait on hold, then tell us that I'm going to get your number.
	I have the thing where you can trace the number back.
	And I'm going to come to your house and kill all of your family and your friends, but not you.
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah.
	Now that's how guys talk.
	I'm just going to break your legs.
	So as you recover from your broken legs, you'll have to deal with, you know, the deaths of everyone around you.
	And you'll be left saying, I want to be a woman.
	Why do you have that?
	It should just be toad.
	Didn't I should be.
	What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?
	I love it.
	It's like Marcus Epstein saying, liko.
	Why are you continually using a word that is your least good word?
	It's the best.
	It's like me in a bonnetable.
	I feel like I'm a toad.
	Drop that from your vocabulary.
	There's crazy dead athletes who's a toad.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Ew.
	Maybe it is a gay song.
	What do you mean?
	Said I got something deep inside of me.
	Yeah.
	You're boner.
	You're boner.
	Hey, boner.
	I just got a call from someone.
	Oh, Jesus.
	It's Mercedes.
	Oh, snap.
	She sends about a letter a day and five calls a day.
	Yeah, really?
	Homeboys can I like?
	I think I did.
	I think she's a wonderful person and I understand what she's going through.
	But I got a lot of shit going on, dear.
	And I'm not disparaging you in any way.
	Okay, I have to keep checking my phone to see if my wife and kids have been killed.
	So let's look at that New York Times article that we were talking about, just briefly.
	I think he was saying that if Antifa starts burning down cities again, go in and fight them, Mr. McKinnis said.
	I think he was saying, I appreciate you and appreciate your support.
	That was at noon when I had just started doing interviews.
	What are you doing now?
	You're putting frozen chicken tenders on the.
	Why did you bring chicken tenders to the studio?
	No, that's all we got.
	That's in the little mini fridge.
	I got a couple of snacks.
	I'm not sure I believe that anymore.
	They're probably not good, though.
	That's the funny thing.
	That was 10 hours ago.
	And now I'm like, ah, I've talked about it some more.
	That's one possibility.
	By the way, scroll up.
	Look at this dude on the pickup truck.
	Look at his shoes.
	The boots.
	A little more.
	We can't see it.
	Ryan.
	Let me see.
	Look, he's got a little fucking sports.
	Oh.
	Yeah, that's not a good look.
	Dude.
	We don't discriminate against racists, but you're out.
	Sandalist.
	Over the past four years, the group has engaged in clashes in cities like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, as well as the notorious neo-Nazi march in Charlottesville, Virginia.
	That was organized by a Proud Boys member.
	Like, come on, guys.
	We were not involved in skirmishes in Charlottesville, and it was not organized by a member.
	It was organized by a guy that infiltrated it.
	And I've told Alan this a million times.
	I guess we got to get legal with this and just be constantly suing people.
	It's cost me a fucking fortune.
	It's $1,000 a time.
	There was probably 30 major fuck ups today.
	Like Gavin defended Holocaust deniers in a video called 10 Things I Hid About the Jews.
	That really pissed me off.
	Jake Tapper tweeted that out.
	Okay, that's $1,000.
	Do I need to spend $30,000 today?
	And also, I spent $30,000, right?
	Pretty good used Land Rover right there, $30,000.
	Is it clean the next day?
	Are people like, oh, what a big misunderstanding.
	Like maybe in an Irish village in 1931, you could say, hey, Tapa de Marnentia, how'd you do?
	And that wasn't true about the Holocaust denial and all them things.
	What happened in the States?
	Sorry, O'Flaherty.
	That was a misunderstanding.
	Glad we cleared it up.
	We're all friends again.
	But like, what's Jake Tapper going to do?
	He'll write an apology.
	Now, it works for James O'Keefe with his wall of shame.
	I'm not sure it would work with me.
	And I'm too cheap to spend 30 grand to correct the record.
	$40, $45,000.
	The Proud Boys have been able to make inroads, this is still the New York Times thing, with mainstream conservatives because their members wrap themselves in libertarian values.
	Wrap themselves.
	Implying it's like a costume that's not real.
	Said Samantha Kuttner of the Khalifa Ehler Institute, an academic collective that maps far-right groups.
	Okay, that was definitely the Muslim chick throwing that in.
	Samantha Kuttner is like a silly, stupid kid academic.
	She's not real.
	And this academic collective is like made up students fucking around in, I think, Wisconsin.
	Just like that chick, what was her name?
	AJ Haddad Vissan, who was an Ethiopian, who we learned later was just a white chick who wanted to be a visible minority.
	Same ilk.
	But these Muslim women who are affirmative action go, I'm going to take Samantha Kuttner and treat her like Heather MacDonald.
	Same kind of vibe, which is just naive and bad journalism.
	It's hard for people to understand the kind of extremism that comes wrapped in the American flag.
	So reiterating this sort of burrito bullshit.
	Though he has repudiated the racism and anti-Semitism apparent in some of his earlier writings and speeches, yeah, my anti-Semitism speeches.
	I repudiate them.
	I regret all my anti-Semitic speeches I made.
	What?
	McKinnis has made fewer apologies for statements that denigrated non-white cultures.
	That is true.
	I don't see them as non-white cultures, though.
	I consistently denigrate Russia, Eastern Europe.
	They suck their white cultures.
	That's why we say the West is the best.
	The East blows, and the East has a fuckload of whites.
	In a 2017 piece he wrote titled 10 Things I Like About White Guys, this was, by the way, context right after people had, there was a popular article going on of 10 Things I Hate About White Guys.
	And there was also this site, Stuff White People Like.
	It was like the cool thing to list like, they have barbecues.
	They fucking wear flip-flops.
	Although I was just bitching about the same thing.
	You mean all good stuff?
	Like, I mean, dog, sushi.
	That's the funny thing about this site.
	It's all like delicious food and going out in nature and enjoying yourself.
	Hobbies, exercise and learning, getting together in different countries, you know, settling their differences without conflict.
	Growing food.
	Growing delicious organic food and eating it.
	And a popular comedian who was with Harvard Lampoon and has made millions entertaining people.
	And a classic pair of glasses that come in.
	For the most like 1950s, the most iconic glasses ever.
	And an incredibly talented street artist whose politics annoy me, but obviously a very gifted person.
	And getting out to nature, feeling the wind in your face and not being strapped to social media and internet.
	This site is a white supremacist site.
	Or an incredibly elaborate movie by Spike Jones that took a classic loved book and brought it to life.
	One of the only books.
	No CGI and all giant monster costumes.
	What else sucks?
	Oh, the iconic mod scooter that's incredibly efficient on gas and gets you from A to B in record time no matter what the trap.
	If you're in Italy, way better than a car.
	For sure.
	Bob Marley, one of the most iconic musicians of all time.
	Are you kidding?
	How many copies of Legend sold?
	A billion?
	Who promoted unity and diversity and love and people getting together?
	Anyway, that's when I wrote it.
	And actually, the bit was exactly what we just did.
	And so he said, and here's my incendiary quote that I'm supposed to look back on and go, I wish I could go back in time and have not said that.
	Ready for this quote?
	We brought roads and infrastructure to India, and they are still using them as toilets.
	Yeah, they are.
	They have PSAs saying stop shitting in the road.
	There is so much shit on the infrastructure we built in India, both literally true, that when it rains, the roads are covered in an inch of diarrhea.
	And when a taxicab drives by, it splashes shit on you.
	Now, what if you were walking down the street tomorrow and a homeless man took a bucket of diarrhea and poured it on you?
	You'd be in the...
	Remember there was that woman in the news?
	Oh, covered in diarrhea.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Remember, we looked at it.
	Last year or so.
	A homeless man went up to her.
	You got to hand it to these guys with the creativity.
	And he just took a bucket of diarrhea and poured it on her head.
	Okay, I know how to spell diarrhea.
	And she was so distraught.
	Like, we obviously all sympathize with her.
	Homeless man dumps hot buckets of shit over a woman in Adam Schiff.
	Oh, shift district.
	We all sympathize with her, but we can also laugh.
	This is one of the few times where you can be sympathetic and laugh your head off.
	Uh-oh, she had it taken down.
	I forget why this was so funny, but she's just so traumatic.
	I think she cries.
	Yeah.
	A homeless man approaches and suddenly smacks her in the head.
	There are now thousands of crimes a year ago.
	This isn't racial.
	There's a bunch of homeless men.
	The suspects are homeless and in many cases suffering from mental illness or substance abuse.
	It's so traumatic.
	Heidi Van Tassel was walking to her car near Hollywood.
	That's my type, by the way, as far as sex goes.
	Not with comfort diarrhea on her face.
	With schizophrenia.
	Reporters dumped feces all over her.
	A bucket of his diarrhea.
	It was liquid.
	Hot liquid.
	I was soaked, and I couldn't see.
	It was coming off of my eyelashes into my eyes.
	Paramedics rushed her to the hospital, and she now needs to be.
	Paramedics rushed her to the hospital.
	It's pretty bad to be splashed in shit, in case you didn't know.
	So that's a fact.
	And then our criminals built nice roads in Australia, but Aboriginals keep using them as a bed.
	This is all, by the way, funny and true.
	They have PSAs for both problems, by the way.
	There's a PSA for, Hey, Indians, Stop Shitting on the Road.
	And there's a PSA for Aboriginals.
	There's even like a rap song where it's like, oi, mate, don't sleep on the road.
	It's no good.
	You'll get run over.
	It's, there we go.
	Oh, they got both together.
	Oh, did you skip from video to video?
	I had to pause it.
	Yeah, that was the Indian one.
	Okay, yeah.
	Oi, mate, what are you doing?
	Hey, what are you doing?
	Don't sleep on the road.
	Y'all sleep on the road.
	There's a couple of them.
	Is one culture better than others?
	And again, the West is multiracial, and the West is predicated on not getting caught up in class and race and other things.
	If you come here and you work hard, you're in.
	That's the point of the Proud Boys, too.
	And then they say, I love being white, and I think it's something to be very proud of.
	I don't want our culture diluted.
	We need to close the borders now and assimilate to a Western white English-speaking way of life.
	That is true.
	I said that incredibly controversial comment in 2003, 17 years ago.
	But the journalist, Vanessa Gregoridarius, a Greek woman with a crazy last name, was saying, I need an ankle for this.
	I need an ankle for this.
	And I don't know why I was helping her.
	I was a big fan of the New York Times Mag at the time, and I wanted to be in it.
	So I was like, okay, what about this?
	What about the way that we can work together, even though we're so different?
	Like, Sharush Alvi is a Pakistani Muslim jihadist, right?
	He's brown pride.
	He has a ring that says jihad.
	I'm against all of that, right?
	And I, like, I'm the opposite of him.
	I think we should, you know, assimilate to a white Western speaking male.
	I like being white.
	He likes being brown.
	And we sit, our desks are touching.
	So she goes, love it.
	Cut out the brown, stuck it in the white.
	No.
	This is what they do.
	Look at the Proud Boys.
	There was three guys facing serious jail time besides Jeff.
	Max and John and David Curia Coase.
	The brown guy did not fit the narrative.
	They cut him out and they left the two white guys.
	One of the groups, so this is the Muslim definitely again contributing to the article.
	One of the groups' most notorious acts was a motorcade in 2017 through Islamberg, a hamlet in upstate New York where a number of Muslim families had moved to escape racism and violence.
	No, they did not.
	That's just a fucking lie.
	Those Muslim enclaves are all black Muslims, all ex-cons.
	It's a thing.
	You know, when you see Muslims get radicalized in prison?
	You saw it on Oz.
	They all go to these places.
	The place in New Mexico where the kid died, it's the same Kabbalah.
	They all worship the same Iman in Pakistan.
	It's not a place where Muslims go just to recover, just to not be beaten for a day.
	That's just a lie.
	And so, yes, we did do a motorcade through Islamberg and said, let's raise awareness.
	This is not what it seems.
	And I actually know dudes who, no, not that.
	I know dudes who have looked at it with infrared goggles and seen like training going on on these camps.
	So we wanted the FBI to pay attention to it.
	They had a fucking child starved to death at the New Mexico one, and the story died.
	Anyway, that's just a crazy propaganda.
	Falsely accused the Muslims there of training Islamic extremists.
	Can you disprove that?
	On another occasion, the group crashed a fundraising event for the victims of sexual violence at a bar in the Canadian city of Vancouver.
	I'd never heard that before.
	The fuck are you talking about?
	Bullshit.
	Hey, stop raising money for victims of sexual violence.
	I don't like them getting money.
	I'm a rapist.
	I work for the rape community.
	Uh-oh.
	What's happening at Islamberg, New York, my dear?
	They're just...
	That's how they get to work.
	Can't believe that's on YouTube.
	Nice gun, by the way.
	Does that say January 28th, 20?
	Is it in 2020?
	Hit that.
	Yes, from Hungarian, yes.
	Get an iPhone, guys.
	Mr. McKinnis has claimed the Proud Boys have 5,000 members.
	The chapter is in almost every state.
	There's only about half a dozen countries.
	Experts put the number much lower at anywhere between 1,000 and 3,000 experts.
	Like Samantha Kuttner.
	this is the weirdest part, too.
	I'm glad I brought up this article, even though we've been, I'm sure, you're proud boys out at this point.
	The sources of the group's funding remain murky.
	Now, this is, I was talking, I was on Anthony Coomi's show today, and I was talking about this.
	They always accuse us of what they're doing.
	They have funding.
	When I did my talk on October 12th, it was nothing but beautiful signs that had been mass printed at Kinko's.
	Each of those were like 75 bucks printed on foam core.
	Beautiful signs.
	Beautiful signs.
	Great signs.
	Great signs.
	That's what we call them.
	One was a banner that said like end racism now or something that was like embroidered on a giant 30-foot cloth.
	How much does that cost?
	Six grand?
	But Proud Boys don't have any money.
	Where's the money come from?
	Where do you see the money?
	Like in the thing in Portland.
	Where was the money?
	There was a stage.
	Okay.
	Look, when you go like this, you know it could be misinterpreted.
	The sources of the group's funding remain murky.
	At one point, members seem to be paying $20 a month in dues.
	I wish.
	Said Megan Squire.
	Actually, no, there are chapters, I think, that do that.
	Florida is super organized.
	Yeah, they're pretty cool.
	But I wish that we could all have dues.
	Knights of Columbus, the dues are like fucking $8 a year.
	And every meeting we're at, it's like, hey, guys, there's a lot of people that are going to be cut off if they don't pay their dues.
	If you need help paying your dues, let us know.
	We can do it.
	Okay, I'm exaggerating the eight, but it's probably 20.
	It's in that.
	Like, every time I go, I'm not saying that I'm a rich asshole, but I'm just sort of like, can I just give you 100 bucks and you never, like, we check back in in four years?
	Just an asshole who is rich.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's more accurate.
	Like, I don't want to be constantly in the hawk for eight bucks.
	Yeah, put me down for eight years.
	Here's eight years.
	Let's zip it.
	Said Megan Squire, a professor at Elon University in North Carolina, who tracks extremist groups.
	Let me guess.
	You don't track the black Hebrew Israelites, Aryan nations, or any other real extremist group.
	There is considerable overlap with membership in neo-Nazi groups, by the less.
	Sort of a non-sequitur to stick at the end there.
	But let's look her up, by the way.
	Megan Squire is a source of information, apparently.
	That's who we look to in the New York Times.
	Howard Stern will not fucking shut up about the New York Times and how fantastic it is.
	By the way, we spend hours before each show accruing articles and looking at what we're going to talk about.
	It's been an hour now, and we have been through one article and a bunch of blathering.
	Maybe I need to do a lot less work.
	Wait, her name, Antifa, just popped up right next to her name.
	No, no, Megan Squire's not with New York Times, you fucking tard.
	Oh.
	Megan Squire, a professor at Elon University.
	Oh, boy.
	Often ugly.
	Often ugly.
	She looks like a really good guitar player from the 70s.
	She looks like the one guy in the band, like an Aerosmith who just gave them wings.
	Like Keith Moon would be the guy in the forest.
	There's something about this band.
	She's got fire.
	And then you see the guy and you go, oh, I like the singer more.
	Right, right.
	I didn't know that you look like a druid sculpture.
	I'm being anti-white right now, I guess.
	But let's look up something like, look her up on Instagram.
	Okay.
	He's a professor.
	You don't think she's been booted off social media like us?
	All I can get is her Twitter.
	What did I say?
	Instagram?
	Yeah.
	I meant Twitter.
	Okay.
	Instagram.
	I want to see her in a bikini on holiday.
	I don't know if that's Megan Squire Zero.
	I agree.
	Researching right-wing extreme.
	I don't know.
	They put her rating right next to her name.
	You're not that bad.
	Researching right-wing extremism, hate groups.
	Okay, so there'll be a lot of Muslim and black hate groups.
	Toxic behaviors using data science techniques.
	What the hell?
	Dada.
	Okay, so what she got here?
	Question I get most of the subject default pat pointing, blah, blah, blah, is if we kick them off mainstream sites, won't they just go to other places?
	In this thread, I'm going to explain why this is poor rationale.
	Wait, go back, go back.
	Oh, go back, okay.
	Go back to her feed.
	Trump's comments were a huge win for the Proud Boys, which we should remember is a group who views its mission as literally fighting Antifa as part of the defense of the West.
	That sounds reasonable to me.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Says Megan Squire Zero.
	We're calling her Megan Squire Zero for now, assuming she ever comes across.
	0.2.
	No, let's be frank.
	5.8.
	No, sorry.
	5.2.
	5.2.
	5.
	Thank you.
	I know that guy.
	It's like you see these pictures that they use and you're like, yeah, that's funny too, right?
	I didn't coke with that guy.
	That guy's hilarious.
	Yeah.
	He jumped in the pool as soon as he got there.
	That guy farted in the hot tub so loud that everyone got out.
	They left the house.
	Like, I beat up a homeless black woman with that guy.
	So it's like, that guy can play the Star Spangled Banner with his balls on a kid's piano with the kid next to him crying.
	Time.com.
	Oh, she's obsessed.
	Proud boys are definitely, by their words and actions, a hate group.
	So let's maybe use that terminology rather than getting in a mud debate, getting mud debating over how many of their members are what demographic.
	Okay, so now hate can be multiracial.
	So you're just like a bunch of...
	Do you mean that the Proud Boys are blacks, whites, Asians, gays, Jews who hate Muslims, that's actually a valid path.
	I don't think it's true.
	I don't think you would win any Pulitzer Prizes, but at least, you know, there's a semblance of logic.
	But the Nazis thing that Jewish and black proud boys hate Jews and blacks, which is Biden's.
	That's the presidential nominee's angle.
	Or say they all hate women.
	I don't agree, but I get what you're saying.
	If you want women to be in the home, you don't think they're good enough to be in the workforce, so you hate them.
	Again, I'm dealing with fucking the most retarded logic in the world, but at least it has the building blocks of an actual argument.
	You see how hard this is?
	I'm like, come here, squirrel, put on a shirt, and this is a piano.
	Plink, plink, plink.
	There, you're playing piano, squirrel.
	Look, we have a fucking tuxedo penist here.
	What age is it when you don't want to make penis puns with the word penist?
	I'm 50.
	It's hard.
	I just made another one.
	I didn't even mean to.
	It's hard.
	That reminds me of the David Hogg thing.
	David Hogg.
	He likes violence that is by non-white people.
	He apologizes.
	Oh, wait, what?
	He apologizes for condemning violence by non-white people.
	Oh, so they're eating their own.
	You know, who's the Muppet guy?
	Jim Henson?
	Jim Henson did such a good job.
	He looks real.
	He looks perfect.
	And usually he's a lot rougher.
	He'll use colors like Grover is blue or whatever.
	He's skin color.
	Right.
	The nose has nostrils.
	And it's perfect.
	Obviously, the arms are the usual sort of string arms.
	You can see the string, I think.
	Yeah.
	But look at that.
	Like, how do you make a puppet go like that?
	Yeah.
	Imagine the technology.
	Jim Henson, before you died, you must have made this.
	I don't know when it was, but you did an exquisite job.
	Light Years Beyond Labyrinth.
	Oh, my God.
	The evolution.
	So much better than Frank Oat Rock.
	Wilford Riley likes us.
	That's 1.6.
	I gave him Coke at a party once, which is probably why he's being nice to me.
	And then the prostitute I was with, I said, show Wilford your tits.
	And she's like, no.
	And I go, do it, bitch.
	I fucking sabotaged a fundraiser for domestic violence.
	You don't think I'll sabotage you?
	And she went.
	And Wilfrid said, thanks, dude.
	From now on, I got your back.
	I was like, you better or I'll blow your fucking head off.
	And then I pulled out a revolver that was in his mouth.
	I was like, dude, you're intent.
	I was like, fucking right, I am, bitch.
	And that's why he tweets nicely on us.
	You get all the behind the scenes here on.
	It's written down that Leader Publisher has a Twitter account, it's publicly viewable and blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, that's what Tucker was saying.
	He's like, I hear about I'm racist and all this stuff.
	Watch my show.
	It's an hour a night.
	And like, you could argue against me and say, I don't have.
	Wait, what?
	That's, that's...
	That's not a...
	Bait Delask is not a Proud Boy, first of all.
	That's just lunatics.
	But pause it, pause it.
	Sorry.
	That's lunatics being assholes, pretending that they represent Proud Boys.
	Said what his group thinks of Trump and racism.
	Then Enrique comes in.
	Although I'm excited about our mention in the debate stage, that's how I feel.
	See, I know the same thing happened to Enrique.
	When he was doing interviews like at 11 last night and probably 9 a.m., he goes, yeah, I thought it was cool.
	You know, that's us.
	We're on the TV.
	This was me too.
	I'm not making fun of Enrique.
	Oh, he doesn't drink.
	I've seen him with the white cloth.
	It was cool on the TV.
	I thought it was cool.
	And then later they go, he says he doesn't know who you are.
	And you go, yeah, maybe he doesn't.
	And then around like, you know, concepts are complex.
	You evolve with decisions.
	How do you feel about abortion?
	Say you had never heard about abortion.
	Abortion was invented last night in the debates, and then you did 24 interviews today about it.
	Eventually you'd be going, yeah, I don't think they should do that.
	I mean, I understand that it might lead to homemade abortions, but if abortion was illegal, the woman would have been more cautious in the first place because she would have seen what happened to like her sister and her cousin and her brother who had to pay child support for some kid that he didn't want.
	So he probably wouldn't get in that mess in the first place.
	That was like a thing and people always do like, what would Jesus do?
	Jesus wouldn't get in that fucking mess in the first place.
	Anyway, sorry.
	I'm trying to find the, that's not exactly what I was looking for.
	But maybe I have two with him.
	Yep.
	Yeah, this was a big deal.
	And this was going around the right-wing sites.
	I think Blaise talked about it.
	Gotta say, Proud Boys aren't white supremacists.
	They call themselves Western chauvinists.
	But their leader is Enrique Tario, a black Cuban guy, and the membership is approximately 15% POC.
	I'm glad he didn't say POS.
	This is widely known among law enforcement officers.
	How did racist become street as versus street LARP bad become the take here?
	So, sorry, to translate, he's saying these people don't like street LARPers, and I understand that.
	And I'm sure law enforcement often goes like, get Powboys out of here.
	Like, I don't want to deal with these vigilantes.
	I get that.
	But then jumping to racist is fucking weird and stupid.
	Go back.
	If I remember correctly, they kicked out members of the Unite the Right rally.
	Yep, famously.
	For anyone on the left or right side of the major online debates, a lot of mass media discourse is just recycling old canards.
	Canard.
	That's a great word.
	It's a great Roger Stone word, too.
	Did I ever tell you about Mr. Canagh?
	Oh, wait, maybe.
	I come from Ottawa and Montreal, and it's very French.
	French is a big part of my life.
	Race didn't exist in my life.
	We had Haitians in Quebec, But if you're smart and rich enough to get out of Haiti and get to a beautiful country like Canada, you're rich and educated.
	So you're a nerd.
	So for most of my adult life, blacks are nerds.
	They don't drink.
	They're really religious.
	They're squares.
	And then the real problem was English versus French.
	And we had French teachers.
	We had to speak French all the time.
	I speak shitty French.
	Kind of lost most of it.
	But then I come to America and it's race-ity, race, race, race.
	And I'm like, race?
	You mean nerdy Haitians?
	And then also, the only blacks we saw on TV were like the sanitized, hey, it's hip-hop.
	Let's have some fun.
	I'm the fresh Prince of Belber.
	You're the one.
	And you go, those guys seem okay.
	What's the problem here?
	And then, Jesus, this country is fucking obsessed.
	All right.
	Starting to lose the plot.
	Let's start taking some casals and I'll start doing some schizetches.
	How's the Google doodling go?
	The Gavin doodling.
	Oh.
	See, this is why I had fake liquor last time because you can see you're dealing with less of a person.
	Let's see.
	Go to censored.tv.
	Here we go.
	Look up Gavin's Doodles.
	Oh, fuck.
	I clicked the wrong thing, so I was clicking fast.
	That's cameo.
	Nope.
	Doodle auction.
	Okay.
	Doodle auction.
	Here we go.
	Doodle auction.
	Oh, that's cool.
	4,000.
	Dang.
	That's good news.
	Wait, is that the most recent one?
	Dude, that looks kind of old.
	Big hand fire the John Kinsman ones?
	Yes.
	How does he do?
	So when does it end?
	Click on one.
	It ends in soon.
	300, 9 bids.
	Huh.
	I think that's Sanoa, by the way.
	Is that his wife?
	Yeah, it looks like it.
	It's his type.
	Right.
	He likes the sisters.
	Yes, he does.
	So what kind of prices do we have here?
	What are you doing, Tardo?
	I slid.
	Prices?
	Let's go.
	I want to see more.
	I want to see what the general prices are.
	Okay, we got another one by him.
	No, you don't have to click on them, dude.
	I have eyeballs.
	Oh.
	So Wes is the best.
	What is that?
	225?
	Blow it up a bit.
	Don't click on it.
	Wait, how would I blow it up?
	Oh, no, that takes forever.
	Clicking's better.
	$225 is pretty good.
	Hell yeah.
	That's very nice.
	I get that tatted on me.
	What's the chick with the ass?
	Oh, there's this one with the ass, and then there's this one with the ass.
	Yeah, I know.
	What's 290?
	290?
	It's okay.
	Oh, I think he's banging her.
	I believe she's blowing.
	Liberty is blowing Trump.
	Whoa.
	Statue of Liberty.
	Statue of Liberty, yes.
	I love the Cross in the Delaware.
	What did that one get?
	Let's see.
	Wow, 525.
	Nice.
	That's about right.
	I don't like the shoe.
	That's the only problem with the shoe.
	Oh, that shoe?
	The shoe in the front.
	Yeah, looks heelish.
	This is a big problem with most artists and cartoonists, especially.
	Like Dan Klaus.
	The shoes are always a little...
	I want to see a Dan Klaus shoe.
	And.
	$150.
	Ooh.
	$300.
	Wait, what?
	Wow.
	This one's dope.
	The stencil?
	Yep.
	That's what you're going to say?
	The stencil is $325.
	So, so far, the ass has done the best.
	Yeah.
	Keep going up.
	They're your stones.
	Stones not doing great.
	$185.
	I'm not exactly hitting it out of the park.
	Kelly's back, unfortunately.
	Keep going up.
	350, 120.
	Is that 700 with two scoops?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so the moral of the story here is MAGA stuff does well.
	Maybe I'll just do like the word Donald Trump.
	Just the word Donald Trump.
	I mean, I won't just write it.
	I'll try to make it look cool.
	Cool.
	Sorry, folks, just a quick break as I check my home cameras and make sure my family is safe because we are living in Clown World.
	Do you like this song?
	It's badass.
	Oh, did you hear what he just did?
	Can't let that slide.
	You hurt my pride.
	Yes.
	Pathetic.
	There's too much indecence.
	Remember that time you were super late or something?
	My dad was at the house.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	And I was like, I don't know if you can work here anymore.
	I left the dad, and my dad looks at me, and he looks at Ryan and he just looks at me and he goes, pathetic.
	Yeah, he was quiet, and you were like, pathetic.
	I was getting bothered.
	What he was saying, by the way, is, you're pathetic, Gavin, for not firing him.
	Oh.
	What you put up with with a piece of shit, loser, like this, is pathetic.
	This falls on you.
	Pathetic.
	You should know better.
	What did you do again?
	I went to 5,000 fuck ups.
	I left the studio with the wrong hard drive.
	And where did you go?
	To edit that from my home.
	Oh, yeah, because you had to be with your fucking grandma.
	Yes.
	I got to go back home and see my granny.
	My granny, FoFanny, Fi Fi Fo Nanny, Granny.
	And so, yeah, I came back and you were balling me out really hard.
	We had...
	So what screen you edit?
	You wrote F head retard.
	Oh, that's when I wrote fuckhead retard on the.
	Why would you censor fuckhead and yet let retard roam free?
	Because if you can say it, if you have the card.
	I obviously am allowed to say it.
	I'm a person of R. I'm a POR.
	So what did you have to edit?
	It's amazing how your fuck-ups are so.
	It's a banked episode.
	So does that mean we had no episode?
	It was late, I believe.
	Oh, I remember now, Yeah, and we started relatively recently.
	So, the thing about what I learned from a restaurant is you got to be regular with your hours, or people don't form a pattern.
	They don't form a routine.
	You're like, ah, if I never know when Get Off My Line's going up, I guess I'll just check it out.
	That was the CR.
	Like Elad.
	What's his name?
	Everything.
	Barely informed?
	Barely informed with Elad.
	I love that guy.
	I'm gay for him.
	But his stuff is up and down, so I don't really check it.
	I check Kangaroo Boy because he's on our own site.
	But when people are sporadic, I don't know.
	You know who's on time?
	Got to give a shout out.
	Josh Lacache.
	This is awesome book.
	Raymond Briggs.
	If you want to read your kids' books, get your kids' books.
	Raymond Briggs is the greatest children's book author ever.
	Fungus the Bogeyman is about a bogeyman, like the kind that goes under your bed to scare you, having an existential crisis.
	And he's not sure why we do it.
	Why scare?
	I think they call, they live underground in slime.
	He calls his wife his dreary, my dreary.
	And he's like, why do we bother going, like going up to the surface and scaring these people?
	And it shows their bikes that have slime on them.
	Like it's really involved talking about the life of us.
	I'm going to bring this back and read it to my youngest.
	They're so good.
	And then he also does, his style is like really pragmatic analysis.
	Like he has books about Santa Claus.
	Raymond Briggs does, but it's sort of like, you know, the bureaucracy of Christmas and getting everything ready in time and where he goes after, what vacation spots he visits.
	He's just a fucking artist.
	A plop-up book.
	A what?
	It's a pop-up book, but they call it a plop-up book because he's like slimy guy.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought you were fucking up the words.
	No.
	We got calls.
	Um, Ryan, Pledge of Allegiance in school.
	Okay.
	Oh, wait, let me...
	You're on, sir.
	Let me guess.
	There's an echo.
	Yeah, I'm now closing stuff out.
	So there was an echo?
	I don't know.
	Unbelievable.
	I guess I'm a ch- This is on me, though.
	I'm becoming...
	Like, I gotta pay a sound guy to come in here and just solve this problem because retard boy can't handle it.
	Who's that?
	It's me.
	Yeah, um...
	Oh, you can't even hear him now.
	Yeah, I might even do a restart.
	Wow.
	Pathetic.
	Yeah, and I was getting reamed by you, and then I was like, I looked to him because me and him had just met, and he was like, oh, I saw you on the show, and nice to meet you.
	And then I was like, I looked to him, I was like, do you have something like nice to say?
	And all he said was, pathetic.
	I was like, I got to do it.
	It was like the king with, and I had the axe, and my guy was just like, Dune.
	Kell.
	And then Ryan showed up the next day with a suit on.
	Like, I give a fuck about that when you're, you know, eight hours late on an episode.
	Yeah, but I look nice.
	That is such like a Puerto Rican thing.
	I'm not fucking, dude.
	I'm interested to conversate with you.
	I'm intrigued to conversate with you.
	Gotta wear a suit.
	All right, what are we at?
	You're rebooting the computer?
	I'd say T minus 30 seconds.
	Yeah, and you always fucked that up too.
	Every time.
	It might be 40.
	I think that'll be ready in...
	I'll be down in about maybe an hour.
	And then the next morning I call in.
	How we doing?
	Maybe like another two hours.
	Well, what were you doing?
	I saw you on Instagram doing a video of you listening to your non-Christian rock.
	Just jamming.
	Killing it, though.
	Killing it, though.
	Great point.
	I don't know what I'm doing here exactly.
	It's going to be awesome, though.
	And then you can say, you see that Donald Trump?
	It was designed by Gavin McCannis.
	And I fugging.
	The money that I used for it was donated to a guy who was in prison for fighting Antifa.
	I think, this is what I don't get about the doodles.
	Even if you are Antifa, I would want this.
	Like when I was young, the big thing in the early 90s was John Wayne Gacy.
	I never got into it, but my friends would buy John Wayne Gacy paintings.
	This was the mass murderer who did children's parties dressed as a clown, and he would murder children.
	Now, I kind of get why they did it, because we didn't have kids back then, you know?
	So the thought of it now is so unfathomably horrific that I could not imagine fucking being, ha, ha ha, ha, I have a child murder painting in my room.
	It's right next to my kids' bedroom.
	But, you know, when you're in a shithole squat apartment, I guess you don't mind as much.
	Although I never, never did that.
	But anyway, similarly, like, no matter who you are, wouldn't you want to have a Donald Trump drawing?
	It's just in pencil now, you can't see it.
	From the guy who, if I can see what I mean?
	This is why we need orange juice and maple syrup.
	I guess it has a better effect.
	All right, we got a guy.
	Ryan.
	Hello, Rye Guy.
	Oh, let me.
	Okay.
	He's unmuted.
	Rye Guy.
	Pledge of Allegiance.
	Hear me.
	Yes.
	Yo, yo, yo.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Sound awesome.
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	I just wanted to get your opinion on something.
	So I have a daughter.
	She's in kindergarten.
	And I recently found out that...
	How old?
	Sorry.
	How old?
	She's five.
	She's in kindergarten.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So I recently found out that she does not do the Pledge of Allegiance in school.
	And I recently wrote an email to the teacher.
	And she was telling me that it is policy that they are not required to do the Pledge of Allegiance in school.
	And I have a family history of, you know, my dad's in the military and everything like that.
	And I just, I don't really understand how they're not required to do that.
	You know, it's kind of, you kind of get what I'm saying?
	It's kind of fucking weird how.
	So wait a minute.
	Does anyone do it at all?
	No, they don't.
	Supposedly, they're just not like, you know, and it's funny because the daycare that she was in, you know, I had her in before she was in kindergarten.
	They did, you know, everything.
	You know, she was in like, I think it was in like a Lutheran or Methodist church type of daycare, and they did, you know, the Pledge of Allegiance.
	They did the Crano flag, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	And now she's in kindergarten, and it's just, you know, I was asking her, I was like, oh, you do the Pledge of Allegiance, you know, everything.
	And she turned around.
	She's like, no, no, no.
	So I wrote the email, and it's not quote-unquote policy, but I, you know, so I wrote her back saying, you know, it's kind of America's policy.
	I really don't understand how we can be in America and I pay a shitload of taxes.
	I don't want to stand right next door to you.
	I'm in New Jersey, South Jersey.
	And I just don't understand how this is not real.
	Dude, I sympathize so much with you because the problem with intervening in your kids' school is it feels like all or nothing.
	Like, I'm not going to dip my toes in it and say, hey, I wouldn't mind if you did the Pledge of Allegiance.
	They're not going to say, oh, okay, I want drastic changes at my kids' school.
	I want recess to be at least two hours.
	I don't know why they, obviously with COVID, it's a different, but even before that, like, they sit at their desk.
	You've got a six-year-old sitting at his desk all day with a 20-minute break.
	What the fuck?
	What is he learning?
	What is so important?
	It's really this sort of bizarre brain-controlled daycare where they sit like cattle in these seats.
	But the problem is, you've got to be either 100% in or nothing, or get them out of school and homeschool.
	So you and me are in the middle.
	What?
	Tom, listen, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	You and me are in these weird situations where we don't know what to do because, like, do we stop?
	Like, I could probably do this show two nights a week and focus on fixing my kids' schools.
	And, of course, there'd be a million pilots, there'd be publicity and this guy's a Nazi and blah, blah, blah, and the war on fucking school teachers or some bullshit.
	Like, it's really, you've got to become like Aaron Brockovich, basically, and make this your crusade.
	Which I'm happy to do, I guess.
	But it's a new career path.
	Thanks, by the way, for putting us in this situation where we've got to choose a new career path just to get our daughter educated.
	There's a guy who wrote How to Lose Friends and Influence People, I think his name is.
	And he was in the same situation you and I are, and he just built his own school.
	What's his name?
	Toby something?
	How to lose friends and alienate people.
	Well, that's a show.
	It's a book we're talking about.
	No, it's a book.
	Toby Young.
	Toby Young.
	Toby Young was in our situation.
	You're showing everyone your computer.
	And he just built a charter school.
	So, I don't know, dude.
	I don't have the answer.
	I'm in the exact same boat as you.
	And I think the solution might be, can you do charter schools or Catholic schools?
	Well, the only thing with, well, I could, and that is something that I'm looking forward to.
	I'm grateful at a little bit of a younger age where I can kind of, you know, still, I don't want to say manipulate, but I can kind of, you know, lead by example.
	But my whole thing is I'm worried that if they're already starting this early with, oh, it's not policy, am I going to have to fucking worry when she gets older on how it's like, you know, it's,
	you know, I think about it and I'm talking all types of fucked up right now because I'm so like how I can't wrap my mind around how this is like, I mean, it sounds, you know, some people might think, hey, it's, you know,
	not really that big of a deal, but no, like it is.
	Like, this is the country we fucking live in.
	You know, people, you know, especially my family, you know, it means something.
	It's, you know, this is, I don't want to take it for granted.
	Like, this is, it's important.
	Like, this is the United States of America.
	This is where, you know, and I don't want to, you know, bring any monetary value into it, but I pay a shitload of fucking taxes for just schooling in general.
	I'm sure you can, you know, kind of relate with me living in New York and whatever like that.
	But it's just, you know, what I'm going to have to, you know, prepare myself for when she gets older.
	And it's like, oh, yeah, dude, my daughter's 14.
	You shouldn't, you wouldn't fucking believe her homework.
	It's insanity.
	Yeah.
	It is.
	It is.
	Hate America 101.
	And it's working on her.
	And I feel like she might even be drifting away from me because she's like, my dad doesn't think that America was stolen.
	It's fucked up.
	Anyway, we got to get the next car.
	Thanks, dude.
	Make a move.
	All right, disgusting.
	Gonna fuck you with my heels on.
	Wait, what was that loud?
	fuck us with our heels on.
	Oh.
	I thought he said, motherfuck you, white power.
	617, you're on the line talking about Roku.
	Yeah, quick one.
	Tucker mentioned Proud Boys tonight, too, by the way.
	Oh, wow.
	What'd he say?
	It was a quick mention.
	He didn't dwell on it or anything.
	He just made kind of a snarky kind of remark about how ridiculous it was that the Proud Boys are just, you know, the whole bullshit about the white supremacist stuff.
	Well, isn't it funny how the left goes, they tried to frame Tucker by being an advocate of the Proud Boys because he posed in a picture with Roger Stone's bodyguards who were Proud Boys, and one of the dudes was black.
	So sometimes I see this picture, and the black dude is cropped out.
	I've hung out with him a couple times.
	Great guy.
	Great guy.
	Interesting.
	But sometimes they...
	So the Roku question is...
	Okay.
	Am I going to be able to see the lives?
	I don't know.
	You cut out after lives.
	What am I?
	Some kind of a guy who understands technology?
	You'll have to ask my nerds.
	He just dropped.
	I'm sure one of my nerds is watching this right now, and he's probably going to text me.
	Live Roku.
	Hey, Mr. Handsome will call you.
	Nice.
	Can you text us?
	Can you watch Roku live?
	I don't know.
	Next caller.
	All right.
	Tina.
	Hey, what's up?
	Thank you for your service, Gavin.
	You're welcome.
	I mean, I appreciate you thanking me, but when you do, and I'm not discouraging you from doing it in the future, a lot of the movies I've seen come swirling back, and it can almost be as traumatic.
	It almost induces PTSD.
	Megadildos, if you know that reference.
	What was it?
	Wait, what?
	Don't you remember, like, 90s Stern?
	Everybody would call Mega Dildos?
	No, I don't remember that.
	I only listened to Stern very recently.
	90s Dildos?
	Yeah, it was like a...
	They were trying to make a joke about Rush Limbaugh because remember Stern used to always bitch about Limbaugh and they would always say whatever they said on Limbaugh.
	Anyway, whatever.
	Doesn't matter.
	Sorry, I wrecked that for you.
	I have to tell you a story really quickly.
	So my son, he joined the Marine Corps.
	He's 18.
	He's in quarantine right now.
	Stressful, by the way.
	Your son joined the Marines, right?
	I'm sorry?
	I mean, you're obviously very proud, but it's also stressful.
	Yes, I'm completely stressed out and whatever.
	So they have to quarantine for two weeks.
	And, you know, it's pretty impressive what he's going through, and I'm so proud of him.
	But anyway, so when I dropped him off at the recruiting office before he had to go to the airport, I was, you know, with the parents, a bunch of parents, and they were explaining what's going to happen.
	And I had you on censored on my phone, and I was trying to get the staff sergeant's number so that I could text him.
	And all of a sudden, I'm trying to go back on my phone and everything.
	And all of a sudden, you said something like, fucking bitch.
	And that was like all projected to the entire parents and all the recruits and everything.
	And I was so embarrassed.
	But I talked to my, it was terrible.
	I talked to my son later on the night and I said, were you embarrassed because Gavin was on the phone?
	And he said, no, I thought it was fucking funny.
	So just wanted to tell you that.
	Well, you know, what you should do in those kind of situations is say, are the people around me fucking bitches?
	Was there at least one fucking bitch there?
	Because maybe, you know, you called her out by accident, and maybe she looked in the mirror that day and she went, I am kind of a fucking bitch.
	I'm going to correct this past.
	I'm going to become a better person.
	You fixed her.
	I hope so.
	I really do.
	It's like when you call a fat person fat and they go, fuck you, that hurts.
	And then the next time you see them, they weigh 115 pounds.
	I love you, Gav.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Congratulations on your boy.
	And winning.
	Thank him for his service.
	You also won.
	Oh, you won.
	So we're going to collect your info after.
	You won a proud basket of stuff.
	I forgot about that.
	Big ass.
	Let me write your number down real quick.
	Don't hang up to that.
	Now, don't sell it on the black market.
	We trust you to use this for yourself.
	A lot of people get rich selling this in strange Middle Eastern markets.
	Don't worry.
	I was fired and doxed by Antico because I said Proud Boys were winning.
	When?
	But anyway.
	When did this happen?
	Hold on one second.
	Sorry.
	When did this happen?
	I can't hear you.
	There's an echo.
	Okay, wait, no.
	I put another call.
	There's an echo.
	I tried to put another caller, make an outbound call to the first two people.
	They also won.
	I wanted to tell them, but I'll do it from my phone.
	Go ahead.
	Me?
	Yeah, when were you doxed?
	I was doxxed in August.
	I was a teacher, and I lost my fucking job because that stupid fucking anti-fash Gordon, the guy that you talked about a while ago, they found out where I worked because I said Proud Boys are winning and they're suing the SPLC.
	And they literally went and killed my career.
	And I've been unemployed for two months and I can't find a job at all.
	They looked my name up.
	The Twitter feed for what they did is number two on a Google search.
	And I can't get a fucking job.
	But, you know, what are you going to do?
	I still listen to you and I still love you guys.
	I'm very sorry for that.
	And the good news is anti-fashion Gordon is being sued now.
	Fuck yes.
	By someone whose career he destroyed.
	Fucking piece of shit.
	Like I said.
	Piece of fucking shit.
	I'm telling you.
	Anyway, I love you, Gav.
	I love you, Ry.
	And I'm glad that you have three trash cans.
	Thanks.
	Okay, have fun.
	You know, I hate the left too, and I think they're fucking imbeciles.
	But like the idea of sabotaging a family's well-being and sabotage.
	Like I hate Chelsea Handler, for example.
	I think she's a fucking toxic retard.
	But say she had kids and a husband, which she could never have because she's a horrible spinster.
	But the idea of like ruining her life and making it impossible for her to make a living and making it like me shitting on her, her second thing on a Google search, it's unfathomable.
	Destroying Rachel Madow?
	I hate the bitch.
	But what am I?
	All right, we got a...
	You called in and you won.
	Which one to let you know?
	Yeah.
	Oh, awesome.
	Yeah.
	That's great.
	I just bought some anyway a couple days ago, so that was a extra for my stash.
	Yeah.
	Very red.
	Well, I'll contact Jeff in the show, get your info.
	All right, Ray.
	Toodle.
	No problems.
	The other guy could winners.
	Yeah.
	We got one more.
	So four total.
	The Proud PAX.
	I hate the word PAX, but I will say it.
	Yeah, I don't like the word PAX.
	You know what word I fucking hate?
	Package kit?
	Coon.
	Coon?
	Coon.
	I mean, it's not just the sound of the word.
	It's the context.
	Sure.
	And this, like, calling black conservatives coon.
	Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
	And the fact that it's some weird word from like hillbilly, hillbilly shithole, like, you know, fucking coons, Cowen Rat.
	Like, the fact that you took that weird hillbilly demographic with the straw hat and you're like, I'm going to take his term and call you a modern like black cop, a coon.
	Right.
	You know another word I fucking hate?
	Fuckboy.
	B-O-M-I.
	Back when I was on Twitter, F-QCC.
	Talib Kawali used to call me fuckboy.
	And I'm like, damn.
	It's not even close to Twitter.
	Call me like a Nazi, whatever you want, but that sounds like a, is it FQCC?
	Yep.
	The way I've seen it spelt.
	I go, that seems like a grinder dating site for like an SNM dude who eats your ass or something.
	Like, call me anything but a fuckboy.
	It makes you look like the weirdest homo.
	Fuck boy.
	Fuck boy.
	Yeah, I was called that once and I was like, is that good?
	Because they're like, fuck?
	It's like, no, it's not.
	It's got like, yeah, it's got like a Thai prostitute.
	You're just a fuckboy.
	Yeah.
	You're just the guy I use to fuck up the ass when I'm stoned on Coke.
	You're not the kind of man I'd marry.
	Right.
	Like you're laying around the pat, like a marble floor of a palace.
	Yeah, like I don't want to be marriage material or a male prostitute.
	Fuck boy.
	Get me out of this mansion.
	What's a good insult the left has?
	Um I mean they never really got better than Nazi, really?
	Yeah, I guess like a no.
	I like old fool.
	I don't know if I've been hurt by.
	Oh yeah, old fool, maybe.
	Cohen's bullshit, you old fool.
	You dirty fucking rotter.
	John, do you have one?
	My name is John Daker.
	Okay, hi, John.
	Great to know, John.
	How long have you had autism?
	Yeah, I've just called him because just calling because I'm I don't know if you feel this way, but I'm kind of been a little black-pilled lately.
	Especially with like Trump's recent decisions to give like $500 billion to the black community when he will gain no votes from them.
	Maybe 10% of blacks will vote for Trump this year.
	So black-pilled means you're drifting to like the far, far right and you're not red-pilled.
	Isn't it nihilism?
	No, you dumbass.
	No, no.
	So red pill is just your basic, like Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro.
	I would say you're a little farther than the red pill, but you become red-pilled.
	And then once you realize different things, you gather certain facts.
	There's different branches of it.
	One of them would be race realism.
	Once you dive into these different sections, you become very, I guess, have a negative outlook on the future of America and the future of things.
	And that is considered blackfield.
	How old are you?
	28.
	27, rather.
	Are you in a relationship?
	Yeah, I'm married to two kids.
	Oh, cool.
	Wow.
	Okay, that changes things.
	Because I'm always dubious of young men who start talking about, you know.
	Sorry, go ahead.
	I totally agree.
	All the gripers and stuff.
	I like their message, but they live in their parents' basements and they don't have much of a life.
	Yeah, I'm like.
	There's nothing against, you know, people that live in their parents' basements.
	If you really care about traditionalism and stuff, like, why don't...
	And the other weird thing with America First is, like, I know they're against simps and stuff, but can you at least have a libido?
	Like, can you at least go, Jesus Christ, Demi Lovato is a smoke show?
	Like, I don't even think they want to fuck you.
	Right.
	It's like, no, it's a way of, like, it's a good, it's a good moral standard, but it's almost like an extremism, you know?
	Yeah, like, Amish people and, you know, trad Catholics who go to church to meet girls, you know, farmers in the South, farmers' sons, you know, when they go to church and there's all those single girls there, they're shitting their pants.
	When they do their fucking like meet and greets where they do line dancing and stuff, they're like, they have boners that could smash coconuts.
	But I don't see that from America First.
	No, I totally.
	Totally.
	So yeah, I agree with you.
	I am feeling black pill, but you know, I just know, man, maybe it's because of where I live.
	I just know too many blacks that are just as sick of this shit as everyone else.
	Like, no blacks at my boxing gym go, oh, thank God Trump is donating more money to get jobs for the black community.
	They just want to get on with their lives.
	They just want to get in shape and how does that help us, though?
	Like, how does that just help middle America, just guys trying to do their jobs, go to work?
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's almost like he's, it's like they're the Proud Boys.
	He's like, he looks away from his supporters.
	And he did this with Roger Stone.
	He did this with Milo.
	He looks away from the diehard supporters.
	And meanwhile, is giving money to the black community, is doing all this other thing, supporting Israel, which, you know, we don't have to get into that.
	But it's like there's a bunch of things that he's doing that it's not his base that he's supporting.
	I know, but should he still appeal to his base?
	Isn't his job to be the president of the United States?
	I mean, that's a good point.
	Like, I think that's fair.
	He's been a Democrat for a long time.
	I think he would do well, though, to support his base.
	He would look less of a coward.
	Not a coward, but it would look less of a sellout.
	Yeah.
	You know what I mean?
	I think you're right.
	I mean, it's really just about, is he going to get re-elected?
	Like, we're all, I think the entire nation is holding their breath until November.
	No, I totally agree.
	And I think a lot of his base, a lot of his white, just working-class middle-Americans, they're going to vote for him again.
	But a lot of them are very hesitant to vote for him in this election because, you know, in 2016, we had a very, very strong sense of security with Trump.
	And I don't, you know, he hasn't really come through.
	Maybe he'll come through and totally just blow us away, build the wall and all this stuff in the second term.
	Now he just doesn't give a shit because he doesn't have to go up for re-election.
	But, you know, I am hopeful, but I'm just a little blackpilled on the issue.
	Yeah, well, I'm not sure.
	I feel like Trump talking about Prowboys right now.
	I have to look into Blackpill and make sure it's everything I think it is.
	But I definitely am dubious.
	I definitely am dubious.
	Trump has failed us with big tech.
	Proudboys are still in jail.
	Thank God he pardoned Roger.
	Yeah, that's stone.
	Yeah, why are the Proud Boys in still in jail?
	See, that irritates me, but anyhow.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Somebody texted me and said black pilled is basically like giving up.
	But you can be blackpilled on one topic or another, frankly.
	This is Obama.
	Obama's in the fire?
	Well, no, this isn't Obama, but that's the subject.
	I've got to clean up some of these things you've been throwing around with Obama and the Netflix deal.
	Obama's not the content curator of Netflix.
	He just made some sort of $100 million deal to produce a number of shows, but he doesn't sign off on all of their films.
	So as far as I know, Obama didn't okay cuties.
	Okay, but he's drastically changed the culture of the brand.
	I mean, I can't look at it anymore.
	It's recognizable.
	Say you signed a deal with a record label to sign 80% of their bands.
	That's now the record label.
	Maybe.
	I mean, I guess.
	See, the thing is, though, Netflix doesn't really produce or create most of their content.
	They just license and distribute it.
	Most of their content, I mean, that's how it was.
	It's starting to become a little bit different now, but most of this stuff was filmmakers or whatever would create some sort of thing and they'd sell it to Netflix and then Netflix would maybe give you some money.
	Yeah, I know.
	I sold a movie to Netflix.
	Yeah.
	And also, another thing to correct you on is Waco isn't a Netflix property or an Obama-related thing.
	It was actually made in 2018 through Paramount.
	What are we talking about now?
	So it has nothing to do with Netflix.
	The Waco TV miniseries.
	Yeah, I understand.
	But when the culture is controlled by someone, it starts affecting everything.
	I mean, Donald, sorry, Obama wouldn't have signed a deal with the company if he loved everything they do.
	And we're living in an epoch where there's no variety.
	So I understand that Obama didn't make Waco, but we're clearly living in Obama's Netflix.
	And he's not going to okay a pro-Donald Trump documentary.
	You're not going to see Proud Boys on Netflix anytime soon talking about how much they love Trump and showing a bunch of black Proud Boys parting their asses off.
	So I think you're getting lost in semantics here, my friend.
	I mean, I'm out here in L.A. and these shitheads who work at Netflix and stuff, they are the anti-fun types.
	I mean, I think it's way beyond just Obama being there.
	I feel like Obama was just kind of a natural thing that's a trajectory that we're going anyways.
	Didn't it feel different even eight months ago?
	I remember I sit down in my chair in my little salon after, at the end of the day, I watch Tucker, and then I'm just like, I would happily go to Netflix, watch a comedy special, watch a documentary on the mob or something like that.
	And now I have no interest.
	My wife recently said, hey, your credit card's not working on Netflix anymore.
	And that was like two or three days ago.
	And I went, oh, okay.
	Previously, that would be an emergency.
	Yeah, I see what you mean.
	Yeah, I think they definitely have upped the SJW stuff.
	But I did want to also say, if you want to check out a great movie that shows the horror of Islam, you should check out Hotel Mumbai.
	It was Sleeper.
	Dude, I'm 50.
	How old are you?
	The film?
	No, the film.
	Yeah, how old are you?
	I'm 28.
	You're telling a 50-year-old about Hotel Mumbai.
	Like, I remember when it came out.
	No, no, no, not a documentary.
	No, no, not a documentary.
	It's a brand new movie that came out, like, last year.
	Oh, not with Don Cheadle?
	No, that was Hotel Rwanda.
	No.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm a dumb man.
	No, yeah.
	Hotel Mumbai.
	It takes place in India, and it's like a hotel.
	Oh, right.
	Yeah, that was that hotel they attacked.
	Oh, that's a good record.
	It was like a crazy jihadist attack.
	And they actually, it's fucking tense as hell.
	And it's really, it really, they did not shy away from showing how evil Islam can be.
	And even for the film, it actually, they kind of undercut it because apparently in real life, they were way more vicious.
	And even in the film, they're pretty fucking horrifying.
	It's cool that there's that, what's his name, the super famous Muslim celebrity there as the main guy.
	Happy to show that.
	Definite Patel.
	Yeah.
	Or is he not Muslim?
	Patel is Indian.
	He's a Sikh.
	Oh, well, that's not quite as shocking then since they killed a million Sikhs.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But this is the last thing, and you trust me, it's worth it.
	The whole fag capital of the world thing, I know.
	I'm pretty sure I know where that comes from.
	It comes from Blazing Saddle.
	It comes from Blazing Saddle.
	Yeah, you emailed me, dude.
	I read your email.
	Yeah, because he's the Kansas City Faggots.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	That's a bit of a stretch, but thanks for calling.
	Appreciate it.
	Wow, I'm way too accessible.
	Like, we get calls, and I've read the guy's fucking emails.
	You're basically friends.
	Guest is gone.
	Oh, wow.
	Where's my little boy?
	That's crazy.
	There's a whole nother room back here.
	Let's move.
	I had an even girlfriend.
	She had lower back hair.
	It's hard to get over it.
	Chaos has erupted in Lumba with multiple bombings and armed guns in red features.
	Look, I don't think you understand.
	There's been an attack and we're not safe.
	Switch off the lights.
	Looks like a vali jumpter.
	Yes.
	He does.
	Okay.
	This looks great.
	Yeah, it looks really good.
	Holy smoke.
	I still haven't seen jihad.
	Is that what it's called?
	Infidel.
	Infidel.
	Infidel.
	Pakistan.
	Zinzabad.
	Pakistan.
	Zinzabad.
	Pakistan.
	Zinzabad.
	Ani Akbir.
	Not bad.
	I was going to try to queue up a goat bleat.
	And I couldn't do it in time.
	Tally is on the line.
	I got a pee.
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	How are you doing?
	What's going on, buddy?
	TikTok Ki Alchelle.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	So, Gavin, you're always mentioning these Coptic Christians and how they're dying at a crazy, enormous rate.
	I want to know, have you looked into how they got that stat?
	What step?
	The stat?
	The 250 a day.
	Oh, the 250 a day is not Coptic Christians.
	That's Christians all over the entire Middle East.
	No, you see, this 250-day stat is often quoted as being Coptic Christians.
	That's probably where you got it from.
	No, it's not where I got it from.
	I got it from Northern Iraq.
	Northern Iraq?
	I got it from all over the Middle East.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	There's definitely persecution of Christians across the Middle East.
	There's Coptic Christians that go to my church.
	Coptic Christians are just one of the Egypt.
	Are you a Muslim per chance?
	My point is, though, when you say this number, if you look up exactly what you're saying, 250 Christian, just use the keywords in Google, you'll see that that's a number that's been weighted in with like the Congolese Civil War.
	So?
	Dude, I got that number.
	I think I got that number from 90,000 a year divided by 365, if I recall.
	90000 divided by 365 equals 246.
	So, yeah, I got it from 90,000 Christians are killed in the Middle East every year.
	Shithead.
	Where did you get the 90,000 stats?
	Where did you get the 90,000 from?
	I can't remember, but your whole 250 Coptic thing is blown out of the water.
	That was released with a weighted average of all the Congolese Civil War soldiers that died.
	It's closer to like 50 a day.
	It's still terrible.
	It's horrible, but it's not like 250 a day.
	So you're saying it's 50 a day as opposed to 250.
	Are you Muslim?
	No, I'm actually a fundamental Christian.
	And compared to you, no offense, like you're going to think I'm a dick for saying this, but you're definitely on the right track of believing in deism.
	It takes more faith to be a material atheist than it does to be a deist, to be honest.
	Thinking that everything we see came from something the size of a pin in a split second to this wonderful creation.
	I don't have the faith for that.
	I'm a Christian.
	I looked this up because I heard you quoting it often.
	If you look it up, it's very simple.
	Like it was released as a weighted average over like 10 years and it included the Congo Civil War.
	50 Christians a day is still crazy, bro.
	That's like, yeah, I'm not even going to do the mouse of my head because I can't.
	But it's like 15K a year or something?
	That's insane.
	But the good part is, and this is personal testimony that I've had for people at my church, is that whenever there's a martyr that dies in the name of Christ, it seems like the community just blooms with Christianity.
	They'll stamp out one person and right in their place, 10 will pop up.
	Oh, really?
	How's Christianity doing in northern Iraq right now?
	Amazingly, if you look in terms of the spread, but if you look at the terms of how the People are treated.
	That's terrible.
	They're persecuted.
	They have to hold their services in the back rooms of private houses.
	If you're caught, you're killed.
	Okay, so your call is to say it's not 90,000, it's 50,000.
	We'll have to look that up on our own time.
	Thank you for calling, sir.
	And you're right, by the way, that my Christianity is lacking.
	I will take that.
	You have hurt me today.
	This is the latest.
	You have hurt me today.
	Alright, we got Bob.
	Bob.
	Bob.
	Bob.
	Hello?
	Bob.
	I'm done my drawing.
	Hey.
	Hi.
	Can you hear me?
	This isn't Bob.
	This is Walp.
	Well, you spelt your name wrong, dude.
	B-O-B is an acronym that sounds like Bob.
	No, I said Walp, but whatever.
	That's a lie.
	You know, I can tell you're lying, and it's brutally obvious.
	You're fucking lying.
	No, you've done this before.
	I spoke to your kindergarten teacher.
	She said you used to sign your drawings Bob.
	You know what?
	You know what?
	Fuck Ryan.
	That's all I got.
	I know this isn't what you watch.
	No, Ryan's cool.
	No, I like Ryan.
	Ryan's cool.
	No, so I just wanted to get you in a real quick hypothetical here.
	Would you, Gavin, rape a retard if it was going to save her life?
	Save whose life?
	The retards.
	Absolutely.
	The retard's life.
	In a heartbeat.
	You'd single-handedly ruin its life.
	Now, I hope I can explain to the authorities later that this was based on a life-saving ultimatum, and I did not enjoy it, and I'm not a rapist, but I had no choice.
	I mean, when you do mouth-to-mouth, isn't that kind of rape?
	You get in there?
	No, it would have to be, I guess.
	FBO.
	No, no, it would be like a full-on rape.
	Oh, an FOR.
	It's a rape kiss.
	It would have to be a full-on rape.
	That's a good name for a band.
	Rape Kiss.
	Wow, that is good.
	The Rape Parade.
	That's pretty good, too.
	Yeah.
	That's the album.
	That's the album.
	What's that's the album?
	Exactly.
	Rape Kiss's first album, Rape Parade.
	I remember there was this band I knew called the Nunfuckers.
	Wow.
	And I go, how'd you get that name?
	And they go, we were in our kitchen.
	We used to practice in the basement, and we were trying to come up with the worst name ever.
	And our dad hated our band, and he hated hardcore.
	And he came in and he goes, what are you all doing?
	I think he was Southern.
	They go, we're trying to come up with a name for our band.
	We want to make it the most offensive ever.
	And he goes, oh, fuck.
	Yeah, why don't you all just call it the nunfuckers then?
	And they're like, ah, yes.
	Johnny.
	Yes.
	Badass.
	All right, we're right on.
	Don't forget to come to my call.
	I appreciate it.
	Look up the nunfuckers.
	Okay.
	That's about how often you get laid.
	Ouch.
	You should listen to the nunfuckers a lot.
	The nunfuckers.
	Where are they from?
	Does it say?
	Ohio?
	Ontario.
	Waterloo, Ontario.
	There you go.
	Right down the street.
	Fucking amazing.
	1985.
	That was my shit, boys.
	Dead and on the floor.
	EP.
	Does that make jams?
	It's funny.
	I thought they were Southern and they're from Waterloo, Ontario.
	Can we hear some jams, please?
	Is that Southern Canada, at least?
	None fuckers jams, please.
	All right, let's look it up.
	No, just go none fuckers in YouTube, you absolute tard.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
	Nunfuckers.
	No, no, don't look up that particular song.
	Any song will do.
	This is a whole EP.
	Good.
	It's not bad.
	Look at that band.
	Canadian Harker Band Sudden Impact.
	Look up sudden impact.
	Keep on pushing.
	I'm going forward.
	Get out of my way.
	I just have to get past.
	Know in my mind that I can make it.
	Doing it now.
	Gonna make it at last.
	Free tent number.
	Look up Honest Engine.
	Are they on YouTube?
	Honest Engine spelled I-N-J-U-N.
	What are the songs?
	No, that's a song called Honest Engine, not the band.
	I don't think they made it.
	Dude, yeah, finding images of them or anything for the Honest Engine, like Ottawa Band.
	I gotta piss so bad.
	Keep on pushing.
	I'm going forward.
	No.
	Like when they overemphasize.
	12 years ago, they had a reunion show at Babylon Island.
	Yeah, you know what's weird?
	I found out this was going on.
	I go, hey, guys, let's do it.
	Anal Chinook, we'll be there.
	And they go, yeah, no.
	You know why we weren't invited to this thing?
	What was that?
	Because we're from the suburbs, and they were all downtown bands.
	God.
	And it was like, yeah, we're not interested in the gay.
	In the fucking suburban bands.
	You're not real punks.
	That's fucking lame, so it is.
	Well, I can't find that.
	That was mean.
	And it's also weird that we're all like...
	This was 12 years ago, I'm 50, so we were all like 38.
	Like, yeah, you're still not in the in-crowd.
	You suburbanite.
	All right, let's do another call.
	All right.
	I piss him.
	I was like, Cheerios.
	I disagree.
	Hudson from Nashville.
	want your pick a place already.
	Jeesh.
	Hey, yo, Gav.
	Hey, when Jimmy first saw Vice, did he go, my son's on the cover of a magazine?
	Thanks for calling.
	My son's on the cover of a magazine.
	No, fuck off.
	I wasn't on the cover.
	Go ahead.
	Anyways, yeah, I'm fucking repping Prowboys and Grupper Gang, but all these political callers are boring me to tears.
	I want to try and find this story that you told on TGMS that will take me a million years to find.
	Do you remember when I think it was you and Bill Schultz were on Red Eye and something weird happened?
	You had a weird guest and you were telling him about it in the bar and you were like, this fucking guy.
	And some Indian guy says, who is that guy?
	I don't remember that one.
	Wait, what is that, Gavin?
	Indian guy overhears Bill and I talking and then leans over and says, who is that guy?
	Yeah, you were bitching about some guy.
	Like my old girlfriend and I used to always say that.
	We used to always go, who is that guy?
	And your jaw dropped and you were like, what the fuck is today?
	The freak show?
	I have a faint memory of that.
	You want to call Bill?
	Who's that?
	Wow, that was that time that we were drunk and I fell down the stairs.
	Yeah, I think I know what you're saying.
	It was some guy who was trying to get in with us and he thought that would be a smooth way to sort of start a conversation.
	Yeah, he said, it was like a, I think I've got Dode.
	Kind of moment.
	But he's like, oh, who is that guy?
	Yeah, because I was like, that guy comes in.
	He's the same every time.
	That guy.
	He's like, who is that guy?
	Like, we were going to all of a sudden make him part of the conversation?
	Yeah, I don't.
	I'm sorry, dude.
	I can't help you.
	I know that Bill Schultz certainly cannot.
	You're an old alcoholic.
	I didn't expect you to get it anyways.
	You have hurt me today.
	I love you, though, though.
	It's all good.
	All right.
	Have a good one.
	Good luck ever finding that.
	You know what would be fun?
	Like, cryptocurrency?
	I pay people to find these things.
	So that is so deep, deep, deep in the compound media, whatever, that I pay like $280 to find that.
	And then that becomes, although you couldn't sell that again.
	Yeah, you've already found that.
	So that's yours.
	But then there'd be a guide.
	There's a system you can get.
	Ezra Levant told me about this.
	It's like 30 grand.
	And it goes through all the networks, whatever.
	And it records, like, I think you can record four networks at once.
	And it records them all.
	And using closed captions, it records all the dialogue.
	So you look up Proud Boys and it shows you every single network that discussed them.
	And it shows you the time code of each show.
	And all of a sudden, that's how Tucker does these amazing montages because he puts in a code word.
	All right.
	I got to go.
	Yeah, I guess that's it, right?
	We got like 50 other calls.
	Let's do one more and then it's time to say bye-bye.
	Doke doks.
	Calling that Leatherman.
	Hey, Gab.
	I've recently been cooped up in a fucking apartment because I've got the COVID.
	And so I decided to do some reading, and I was reading Michelle Malkin's Who Built That.
	Yes.
	And I remember a couple shows ago, you were talking about it.
	And you were talking about how there's a story of the guy who started the Leatherman.
	But I read the whole book and I didn't hear anything of it.
	So is there another book or something?
	What the fuck?
	Did she tell?
	Maybe she told you about it in person and you got it confused?
	Are you sure it wasn't mentioned in like within a chapter about someone else?
	I'm positive.
	I read over the whole thing looking for that specific story because you said it was the best, but.
	Dude, I'm looking at the book right now and I see.
	I don't see Leatherman.
	Oh, shit.
	What am I, nuts?
	Okay, hold on a sex.
	Let's see.
	I mean, I love the book.
	It was awesome.
	But I mean.
	Pat Lehey, Leather Softening Machine, Leighton.
	No Leatherman.
	Maybe it was an article she wrote that inspired the book?
	It was about Tim Leatherman.
	Yeah, I'm not sure.
	I'm reading Pat Big Yen and The Death of the West now, and that one's a great book, too.
	Yeah, it's a masterpiece.
	You know, a lot of Buchanan's books are...
	What the fuck?
	There's no Michelle Malkin Leatherman.
	All right, are you a subscriber?
	Do you watch the show regularly?
	Yeah, I do.
	All right, I'm going to get to the bottom of this because you just freaked me out, and now I feel senile.
	I talked to Michelle today.
	I'm going to find out what the fuck happened with this cross-circuit and whether I read an article about Leatherman and then somehow magically inserted it into her book.
	Who's that guy?
	Who's that guy?
	I can see how that was becoming a little bit of that.
	All right, man, thanks for calling.
	Sorry about that.
	We're going to get to the bottom of it on Monday.
	Tuesday.
	Because there's no show tomorrow.
	And Monday, we will solve this problem, I promise.
	Yes.
	Okay, that's it.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I am a real American.
	Fight for the rights of every man.
	I am a real American.
	Fight for the rights of everyone.

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