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Aug. 17, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E199 - MAILBAG KETCHUP [2020-08-17 - S02E199 - MAILBAG KETCHUP]
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But they don't see the way she is with me.
Pee is for the pay, far away.
She makes me feel sandy.
Pee is for your toes.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
She had my ear and tears, and it's the news.
Give her a hug, and take her.
Thank you.
That was a groovy band from Britain called Heavenly.
There's another metal band called Heavenly, but this is the British one that was around in the early 90s, I think the 88 to 96 or something like that.
And my daughter was playing it in the car the other day, and I go, this is my era.
I remember when Heavenly came out.
I remember writing about them in Voice of Montreal.
And it comes full circle.
Today we have a very special episode.
It's the mailbag ketchup episode where we put ketchup on a mail bag.
And we're doing it to show you that God intended man to be the least fair sex.
Women are the fairer sex.
And if there's any controversy, check out the scrotum.
It's a little card.
You know how murderers will leave like an ace of spades on the murder scene?
They go, he left his calling card.
The scrotum is God's calling card.
That's his way of saying, don't be sexually attracted to these.
You can be sexually attracted to their vibe.
And I know that if I was a woman or gay, I would want like a big beast of a man to ravage me.
Ray Winston, I think, would be my dream man.
And he's a fat piece of shit.
But you wouldn't want to.
Why are you cutting to yourself?
That's who I would want to fuck me if I was a woman.
Because God made women attracted to manliness.
You know?
That's enough.
He's like a soccer hooligan in Britain.
Like all this six packs and stuff.
I don't think either sex is genetically predisposed to like six packs.
On a woman?
Ugh.
It's worse than short hair.
Or really good muscles.
Like when Madonna's all ripped, you just go, oh, are you going to rip my dick off with that thing?
So we like both sides to be a little on the pudge, but in good shape.
Obviously not the fat, disgusting pigs that are around now.
And Ray is not a fat, disgusting pig.
I'm defending him like he's my boyfriend now.
Anyway, the mailbag is catching up with his soul.
Every once in a while, we like to just sort of have a cleanse and get out as much as we can.
We're also out of printer ink, so...
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Doo-doo-doo-doo, my desktop is a mess.
You ever have an email you're working on and then you're finally done and then you leave the office and you forgot to hit send?
And people go, where is it?
And you go, it's done.
And then you realize you have to fucking go back to New York City.
Because you don't have Team Viewer on.
All right.
You ready?
Ready to rock?
Look, we've got notes here with nothing on them.
Dear Gav, this one does not include Ryan.
Is part of you thankful that you're blacklisted on social media now that fags are punished for taking pictures with you?
I want to fuck you with my socks for medicinal purposes on.
P.S., I got drunk and called in yesterday and you remarked on how bad the hang-up was.
Sorry about that.
I will be in a better state of mind next time.
Yeah, most of our calls on the live show are drunk people.
And yeah, sure.
I like that I'm not getting people's lives flushed down the toilet.
But I can't take responsibility for that.
That's the funny thing, too, when I get criticized.
They go, people go to jail for supporting you.
Yeah, that's not my fault.
That's the bullshit system we're in.
Dear Gav, unfortunately, all the hunters want to shoot the strongest male lines, which, as we all know, leaves the weakest cuck lines.
It's a shitty trade.
China has police stations in South Africa, so good luck in your delusion.
Love you more than a friend.
China has police stations in South Africa, so good luck in your delusion.
China is asshole!
Yeah, look, I don't know the exact biology of it, but all I know is that trophy hunting leads to more male lions.
When there is a...
I think I made that pretty clear on the episode when I said that trophy hunting is good for trophy animals.
Ashley, no last name, please.
Especially as soon-to-be-new mom with baby boy, this makes me so fucking mad.
White people need to grow a pair and raise some hell about this, or it'll never stop.
I know that will end up with white supremacy headlines in the press, but should we care?
I'm tired of just calling out hypocrisy.
I think there needs to be some rage about this.
You know what they've done?
And I haven't clicked on the link yet, but they've made white supremacy, which when I was, you know, in my 20s, that was like the weirdest, craziest thing.
There was David Duke.
There was Tom Metzger.
There was the KKK, but they were all as esoteric as even more weird than pedophiles, as far as like the numbers.
It was just, it was like people who eat live snakes.
Like you'd go, really?
That's a thing?
Whoa.
It was a spooky thing to think about.
Now the president is a white supremacist.
And the problem with doing that is you dilute it to the point where you go, okay, I'm a Nazi.
When someone calls you a Nazi, you just say, is the president a Nazi?
And they go, yep.
And you go, okay, we're done here.
And of course, she's talking about the murder of a five-year-old boy.
Let's never forget his name, Kennon Hinnant, in the 50% black, 50% white town in North Carolina.
So we've covered that quite a bit.
Gavin and Ryan, sorry for my grammar.
At least you spelt it wrong.
I was taught by Bronx teachers.
I'm Irish and Puerto Rican and white looking.
My whole life, blacks and Hispanics made fun of me and never liked me because of my skin.
This is racist by definition.
I moved upstate to the Hudson Valley when I was 18 by myself and created my own life in the past four years.
Where in the Hudson Valley?
Because there's not a lot of jobs upstate.
My mother teaches in the Bronx to basically the most racist, evil Hispanic and black children ever.
She teaches in Catholic school, which teaches public school rejects and those who have some money to send a kid to school.
Unlike public schools, Catholic schools will be open and on top that she will teach two classes every day.
One in person, 8 to 4, and then another in the afternoon, 4.30 to 8.30.
Just so you know, I'm correcting like 900 spelling mistakes as I talk.
Afternoon, for example, is spelled after.
Same pay, which is already a fraction of what public school teachers make.
These kids do not care about education.
They would rather be YouTubers or care about vanity such as Ryan does.
Overall, the Bronx is a shithole, and I'm happy to get out when I did.
I love Trump and what he has done.
Moving upstate opened my eyes, and I'm better off for it.
We should probably explain that this is a pre-recorded show, and it was actually filmed on Thursday of last week.
So these are people are responding to the Wednesday night live show.
But yeah, the Bronx sucks.
And more importantly, children there don't want to learn, and so they shouldn't learn.
Like God says, what does everyone say?
They go, follow your heart, follow your passion.
Why are we making, let's pretend we're all, everyone is going to piano class.
Yes, it's good to have a bass in music.
It's good to be able to play an instrument.
It leads to a better life if you can play the piano.
If you want to play the piano, play the piano.
If you don't, don't.
Why are we educating people that don't want to be educated?
It's so weird.
Why are we making someone read a book who doesn't want to read a book?
I understand.
How about we have my playground idea?
I told you about that, right?
We just play in a huge...
If they show curiosity, then we take them and we put them in another room, which will be 5%, as it should be, and they can become academics.
They can go invent computers and do stuff.
The rest get a trade.
We have a working class.
We have manufacturing again, all that shit.
And I know what you're saying.
He's going, there's no factories for them to work at.
There will be when we start promoting this culture of trades.
And talk to any plumber, electrician, any tradesman right now.
And he goes, I can't get anyone.
It's seven years to become a certified, super certified plumber.
You're making money that whole seven years, by the way.
No one wants to do it.
No one wants to work with their hands.
Yeah, because they've been bullshitted with all this academia crap.
But I understand you want kids to know how to read and write and stuff.
We can do that in a year.
How about at 10, everyone has to go into school for two years and we teach reading, writing, arithmetic, how to write a check, how to mail a letter, how to make spaghetti, how to make your bed.
Just like all those basics we get out in two years, how to sew, boom, boom, boom.
And then it's trade school, unless you're gifted.
And this crazy concept I'm coming up with was Britain up until the 60s.
They called it your O levels.
And at 14, you took a test.
If you did really well, boom, you got a scholarship to go to private school, no matter how poor you were.
And if you didn't, which was 95%, you learned a trade.
It's so amazing that we solved a problem and then unsolved it.
And you know why we unsolved it because it was seen as racist.
Huh?
I give any poor black kid a scholarship.
No, that's like genetic.
You're implying it's eugenics.
You're implying that you are who you are from birth, and that's why Hitler killed Jews.
Can we not throw the baby out with the bathwater?
And by the way, everyone practices eugenics.
Everyone, blacks, whites.
Why do you think people waste hundreds of thousands of dollars sending their kids to NYU?
It's not to get an education.
It's so they'll fraternize with people of their same demographic and hopefully marry them.
A brilliant NPR thing, nice white people, caught liberals doing this, promoting desegregation in schools, but not practicing it.
Look at your neighborhood.
Everyone looks like you.
You're practicing eugenics.
What's up?
I wanted to help out a Brian.
I wanted to help out a Brian.
I've never read that sentence before in my life.
Who is having trouble finding a girl that wants to settle down?
A Brian?
What's a Brian?
Oh, that must be the caller who was 34.
I want to help out a Brian who's having trouble finding a girl that wants to settle down.
It's easy.
Fuck them better.
Get drunk and fuck her for six hours straight.
After that, you can be a fag with a cat all you want, and she will follow you around like a puppy that wants you to fuck it.
Also, be a dick to her friends.
They will tell her about it, and she will think they're only saying that because they want you.
Finally, get rid of the cat.
That is a good tip.
Good sex tip.
It's hard to last as a young lad, but if you are not pass-out drunk, but let's say six beers and three makers in, it's up to you when you blow your load.
Now that's how guys talk to one another.
Interesting tattoo, caught a rioter.
Guy in Fargo charged during the George Floyd riot, stole bottles of beer out of a restaurant, was mass, but got caught because of his tattoo, drunk life.
Also, why are they rioting in Fargo?
It's 90% white there.
So then he shows the article.
And we see the dumbass.
Oh, I have to.
Yeah.
I don't want to register to the Alexandria Echo Press.
So we'll just have to take your word for it.
But then he includes the picture and it shows him partying somewhere else with drunk life on his belly.
He's also got a facial tattoo above his eyebrow, which I guess the mask was covering.
They're not sending their best, are they?
This is from Will.
Good afternoon.
Just a quick comment on black accents.
Most blacks, especially in Chicago, lived in segregated or often self-segregated areas.
If you're self-segregating, you are practicing eugenics.
They would keep the accent from the part of the South they came from, and often you'd have three generations of families that never moved and stayed around the same block their entire life.
With that being said, an unspoken truth in the community is you don't know who's really related.
Yeah, I know.
When I said, isn't it bizarre that blacks have a different accent than whites, I'm talking about segregation.
I'm clearly aware that you hiding in your little area for generations made an accent.
That's why we had this problem in the Balkans, because it's so mountainous that you had the Serbs and the Croats and the Muslim Serbs and the Christian Croats and the Christian Serbs and the Muslim Croats, and they were all separated, seething with hatred because they didn't know each other.
And then we finally got to the point where we had transportation and these groups could meet each other.
And what did they do?
Played soccer with each other's heads.
Milosevic decapitated Croats and played soccer with their fucking heads.
And even in Brooklyn up to the early 90s, you never left your block.
That's why people in Brooklyn, older people, can't ride bicycles because there was no reason to ride a bike.
You never traveled.
You might walk to the subway, that's about it.
And if you were from this block and you walked over to this block, you might as well be like a Congolese man in 1502 walking through Wales.
People just go, I mean the province in Britain, not the animal.
People just go, what are you doing here?
Did you lose your mind?
I mean, we have to beat the shit out of you now.
You realize that, right?
So yeah, I just find it strange that someone can be so separated from their own country.
And then the other strange thing is, just like Indians, the black accent sounds similar all over the country.
So these southern blacks go to these areas and stay there for generations and maintain an accent, where sometimes you can't even understand them.
Like fucking bass stickman said when he was in prison, he would be constantly saying to the guy, what?
What?
Like that interview we showed with that band Manos?
What were they called?
That trio.
And the black guy interested me.
Migos.
Migos couldn't understand a word they were saying.
Gavin Ryan, check this out.
Ice-T saying that means you're gay, followed by the dramatic law and order theme is good.
The whole thing is good.
YouTube recommended this video to me.
I am not gay.
I have relationships with women and sex with men.
And I got news for you.
That means you're gay.
It also means I can't see you.
You're too black.
By the way, we talked about that Nina Simone video.
We did a green screen of it.
And I think I was remiss.
Wait, I would be remiss.
I was remiss.
I was mistaken.
I should have shown the trailer.
We kept talking about this movie, and then we didn't show anything.
I got that clip cut.
What is it?
Did we show the trailer?
For what?
The Nina Simone movie, Nina.
No.
That was dumb.
The beef was that her makeup was terrible.
And it was pretty bad.
I've got to see your logo even in the trailer now.
Black is the color of my true love's email.
There we go.
Okay.
So that the beef right there, too, is that the makeup was terrible and she was a black woman and blackface.
And I think there's some merit to that.
It's not a racist thing, though.
It's an incompetence thing.
So, I have a theory.
My dad's favorite joke was a Monty Python thing where they go, I have a theory that the Brontosaur is skinny on one end, fat in the middle, and skinny on the other end.
Yeah, they fucked up the makeup.
But it's a black woman.
And here's my theory.
I bet you the makeup artist was black.
And it was an affirmative action hire because they were trying to get a lot of black staff.
So let's look.
Do they list the...
Wait.
Wait, I found another.
I went the wrong Nina.
Is it possible to find the makeup artist?
I bet she threatened to sue IMDB if they put her on there.
Directed by, writing credits, cast.
Produced by, music by, cinematography, casting, art direction, set direction, costume design.
Makeup department, yes.
Prosthetic makeup, key prosthetic artist, prosthetic sculptor, hair department, head, prosthetic dental appliances, key makeup artist.
What's the name?
Uh-oh.
My theory's not looking very good.
What was it?
Jerry Vera Steinberg.
That's not sounding very black, is it?
Womp, womp.
This is like Geraldo opening Al Capone's tomb.
Yeah, she's a Jew broad.
I wonder if she feels bad.
Answers Africa.
Vera Steinberg Motor.
Hmm.
Thank you.
Here she is happily doing the makeup.
Look up Answers Africa.
Well, I'll just send you the link.
Yeah, she's a Jewish broad, not an affirmative action hire.
She did a terrible job.
And Vera Steinberg Motor.
Yeah, there we go.
And black people get to take every mistake that they're remotely near and make it about them and racism.
Like BTO, Bachman Turner Overdrive, on tour, they were at KFC and a rat was going on one of the pipes.
It fell into the fried chicken batter and was served as fried chicken.
And one of the guys in BTO ate it.
I bet that today, if that happened, they could make it racial.
Oh, fried chicken, I get it.
Because that's all we eat is fried chicken, right?
There she is, ruining Nina Simone.
I'm glad we, I was going to make that a green screen again, but I'm glad we didn't because my theory sucks.
I mean, I did enjoy the bathtub episode.
Audio sucked, though.
Ryan was so uncomfortable.
Gavin should have taken the time to renegotiate Ryan's contract or something while in the bathtub.
My housemate walked in as I was eating lunch while watching that episode.
I had to tell him it wasn't gay porn.
Was the person who offered 50 bucks to see Ryan's ass a Jap cock or a dude or a chick?
I don't know what that was.
I don't know if it was it.
They asked to see my Jap cock.
Oh, I see.
I don't know if they were a man or female.
Hey, G-Dog and Ryan Little Pork Schnitzel Rivera.
Been listening to a lot of Slayer records while in stage four lockdown in Melbourne, Australia.
We have a lot of Australian fans.
Not fans, subscribers.
I realized that all the songs Carrie King writes are about hell and religion sucking.
All that stuff, which is fun.
But a lot of Tom Araya's lyrics are about socialist takeovers.
Who the fuck?
Oh, we're talking about Slayer.
Like fictionality and Ditto Head.
I think Kerry King wrote Ditto Head.
But what's coolest, I think, is the song Silent Screen, which basically is a pro-life thrash song.
Interesting when you consider Kerry publicly said he's voting Hillary, which ruined public perception of him.
And Tom is a Chilean immigrant, Catholic conservative Trump guy.
They even called him a white supremacist.
I remember you talking about how Motley Crew and Sabbath were Christian bands and thought it would be cool to share.
I'm bored as fuck, blah, blah, blah.
Melbourne is going straight down the toilet.
This guy is drunk.
Stop sending drunk emails.
But yeah, if Satan is the scariest thing you can think of, and you think that upside down fucking whatever that's called, that, Pentagram.
If you think that is mind-blowing, then you are scared of Satan.
Then you're Christian.
You think atheists give a shit about Satan?
Though Slayer's a Christian band, so are Black Sabbath.
Satan laughing spreads his wings.
Oh, Lord, yeah.
What the fuck?
Hey, Gab, do you think Biden will even debate Trump, or do you think they'll send him to a cabin in the woods with David Spade and Kamala will have a threesome with Trump and Pence?
I mean, there's no way that Biden can avoid a debate.
He's done it before.
It was a shit show.
If you recall, he forgot Kamala was black.
And he said, I was...
He just assumed that being the vice president of the first black president, you're the black guy forever.
And then black people go, no, I don't like you.
What?
You used to rub the hairs on my legs when they were blonde.
That's not an in?
No, you're a moron and you just, you seem weird.
And you're the whitest person I've ever seen.
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
But he said, yeah, I was with the first black congress, no, the only black congressman, woman.
And Corey Booker is, who's the same thing.
Corey Booker is as black as Biden.
All this thing about how, like, every time someone who's not really black is, we point that out, then black people go, what's with all this talk about blackness?
Kamala's black.
She's mixed race.
Really?
Her dad, like grandfather was kind of blackish.
He also was a classist who hated poor people, including blacks, including American blacks.
In fact, he owned fucking slaves.
That's what he thought of blacks.
That counts as black?
With zero cultural experience?
No, it doesn't.
Black has to be a thing.
You can't have black pride if the definition of black is as loose as my grandfather was sort of black.
No.
That's like having gay pride and you're some chick who made out with a girl at a party.
You're not gay.
You're a lug, lesbian until graduation.
Kamala Harris is not black.
Corey Booker did not have the black experience.
He rents an apartment in Newark, across the river here.
That doesn't matter.
He didn't live in Newark.
You know who lives in his apartment in Newark?
Charles Johnson went and spied on it.
It's a bunch of detectives.
They just keep it there.
They have naps there.
They play cards.
They just sit around.
It's like their break room.
He did not have a friend named T-Bone.
That's an invented person.
T-Bone.
I like how blacks caught are the ones who caught him on that too.
They go, yeah, the Northeast, we don't really call each other T-Bone.
We call each other like cash, cash money.
T-Bone's a southern thing.
And yeah, so he said, I was with the only black congresswoman.
And Kamala Harris goes next to him and goes, what about me?
And he goes, I didn't say only, I said first.
No, we were just there.
Anyway, I think I've talked about that before.
This goes against your advice of dating someone your age, but girls age around 20 are way more likely to want kids to marry.
Interesting point, sir.
As they get more into their 20s and older, the fussier and less likely to want kids they will be.
This rule only works if the girl loves you.
Cheers.
Great point.
Knock them up early.
Get a ring on it.
But when they get stretched out, what the fuck?
Some guy sent me a 2,000 word email.
Dear Gavin McInnes, spelled correctly.
Ooh, very formal.
It's called Save Diversity, Including the West.
This guy's got to be mentally ill to send an email like this.
Does he think we're friends?
This goes on and on and on.
I'll read you the beginning.
I'm hoping that you'll help me to a I bet he has I bet he's on the spectrum too.
This is a total spectrum thing.
Uh so he's written a screenplay he'd like me to read.
I am hoping that you'll help me to accomplish our common goal of saving diversity, including the West, by making the Great Lakes movie.
And all you have to do is contact one of the following people.
And then in brackets, or you can just contact anyone else who you think might want to help.
Colin, Steve Bannon, Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, Ronald Maxwell, and Michelle Malkin.
I've been unable to reach them, and I believe that they'll want to help make this movie because they've been looking for a way to save diversity for a long time.
And this email finally gives them the explanation of how to accomplish it.
I understand that you might not want to give their contact information to me when you find it.
So you can simply forward this email to them since the rest of this email is personally addressed to them.
And they can visit this movie's website, WinterPass, and they can respond to me via my contact information listed at the bottom of this email.
Of course, I deeply appreciate any help that you can provide.
And Coulter's going to help you make a movie.
So this will be her first.
What a weirdo.
Wow.
Anyway, this is the kind of guy who's going to end up killing me.
Not an enemy, but an estranged fan.
That's a movie.
Yeah.
There's a movie based on him going AWOL.
I have some good news and some bad news, sir.
Your email did inspire a movie, but it's called Stan, and it's about a super fan.
I also made the news.
This summer, Anne Coulter in Winter Pass.
Liam, I want to fight that Canadian guy that keeps calling in and sucking your ass.
Jim, I think, chasing internet pussy, promoting his shitty YouTube channel.
He didn't promote it, to be fair.
Yes, he did.
I asked him.
I said, what is your YouTube channel?
He was ready to Jim 2.
It's got like 100 views.
I just am fascinated by this chick he met online and he says he's going to marry and he's never met her in person.
Dude, you're the character from 90 Days who my daughter argues is the biggest loser in the world.
Now, obviously, someone starving in the Congo with flies on their face is losing more, but that's not really a loser.
You have to have opportunities to squander to be a loser.
I just made up that rule, but it sounds good.
Oh, you interviewed Rob Thomas?
Who's Rob Thomas?
That singer guy from Matchbox 20.
He looks a lot different.
Give me a test.
One, two, three, Rob Thomas.
One, two, three, sir.
He's a lot less handsome.
Yeah, what the hell?
Than he was when he was with Matchbox 20.
I wonder if he sings.
He does the in it's just like the ocean under the moon.
Perfect.
There's Jim on the right.
This is a great interview.
Wait, go back.
I want to watch this.
Okay.
Those things are hot.
Steam up your glasses.
My brother, what's going on?
You know what?
Here's the thing.
I don't have lots of people that, you know, bang on me to get on my show.
You asked some time ago, and I can't remember.
I was trying to tell the story to a friend of mine today.
I'm like, I think I politely rebuffed him.
I don't know.
I asked him, like, what are we going to talk about, bro?
Like, seriously, you know who I interview.
I don't interview guys like you.
Something like that.
I don't know.
I got to look up the word rebuff.
I get a Facebook message or a text from you.
I think it was a Facebook.
He looks exactly like I'm wrong.
It is a word.
Top fan of the Jim Fannin show page.
Does that get me on the show?
Why does Jim look exactly like I pictured him?
Maybe I got to pay some extra attention to my boy Rob Thomas because he's got a point.
I don't think the Jim Fannin show has another top fan to be on.
I don't know.
I'm sure I can check.
Oh, I do check into the show.
Oh, that's his top fan.
How many views does that have?
Two.
Two views.
Don't be mean.
It's rare.
It's very rare that something has two views on the internet.
That is, it's harder to do that.
It's an accomplishment.
It's harder to do that than to get 2 million views.
But what a fall from Grace.
I mean, he used to be gorgeous.
Look at him.
The feathery hair.
You probably like this song, right?
Yeah.
Reminds me of Getting a Ride to Janelle.
Remember that hilarious bit?
That comedian who said he went to see Matchbox 20, and Rob Thomas said he talks to Carlos Santana every day.
Yeah.
And he was like, weird flex, dude.
Every day?
Weird flex.
He goes, that's not true.
That's an obvious lie.
He goes, I have a twin, and we were raised by wolves, and we were both discovered at the same time.
And I don't talk to him once a day.
I talk to him every three days.
No one talks to anyone once a day.
I don't talk to my wife once a day.
That's hard.
Hey, Gavin Rye Guy, this is the best example of someone not being able to pronounce Ambalance.
Ancient vid, but epic beard man kicked his arse.
Oh, I remember this guy.
Ambalam.
Ambalance.
Oh, Amber Lamps.
Oh, Black Betty, Amber Lamb.
Can you stop?
Can you stop?
You know what I love about this video too?
He just get the fuck out of there after.
Like, why stick around?
I'm out.
I'm out.
That's back when rock stars didn't have to be hot like Rob Thomas.
Yeah, that's oldie but a goodie.
Hey, Gavin and Lord of the Fag Zone.
You guys showed a video the other day about the troll doll with the button on her privates that had me gasping and seemingly that made gasping and seemingly sexual noises.
Uh-oh.
Must be important.
Hello?
Hi, I'm recording.
Oh, Black Betty, Ambalamps.
Oh, Black Betty.
Ambalance.
Black Betty got it half.
ambulance Whoa, Black Betty.
Ambolamps.
That's my wife talking logistics.
Boy, that's a big part of parenting is, okay, so he's got a baseball game, but it's at a place that's an hour away.
Who can look after Johnny?
Oh, I have to take Johnny to boxing, but that he has to have his friend over who's going to make dinner for this person.
And sometimes you'll be doing all this shit and whisking everyone away and you realize I haven't fed anyone.
No one had dinner.
So they're eating.
You'll see, like, I'll see my son, my middle-aged, my middle-ba, I have a middle-aged son.
He's my age.
And I'll see like seven bags of Cheez-Its.
I'll go, what's going on there?
He goes, I'm hungry.
And I'll go, oh yeah, I didn't feed you dinner today.
Your baseball game went through dinner and I forgot.
Hey, Gavin, Lord of the Fag Zone.
You guys showed a video the other day about the troll doll with a button by your privates that made gasping and seemingly sexual noises when it was pressed.
Yes.
Well, my girlfriend shared this video with me and it is another confirmation that these people are just blatantly trying to groom the children right in front of our faces.
I like your new sunglasses.
And he sends me a Facebook post.
I can't look at Facebook.
Okay, I think we're live.
Okay, listen.
So we all have seen little conspiracy theory things and videos that people post that maybe a lot of people don't believe because we don't know the people.
I've just seen a video on LLBL dolls and when you soak them in ice cold water and the lingerie outfit that this little girl came out in.
I'm going to do it myself since my daughter has a ton of them and we're going to find out if it's really real.
Okay, here we go.
She looks familiar.
Okay.
Little girl.
Nothing on her.
Okay.
She's hot.
Here we go.
You guys.
Oh my God.
What the hell?
Are you serious?
Like, you guys see this?
Right?
This is not fake.
Apparently.
Okay.
But it's not just lingerie.
It's like S&M.
If it has an X over the thing, that's like...
Okay, nothing on her.
You can see she's kind of got little white.
I wonder if, you know what I've noticed with you people, Puerto Ricans, that like, remember brats?
Brats dolls, yeah.
Yeah.
You'd have little girls holding them.
They all looked like complete whores.
Yeah, they did.
Can you see that?
It's a little devil tail.
Hold on, let's see.
Do you see that?
Devil tail and wings.
Nothing really else but that.
This is crazy, you guys.
Like, this is not okay.
Is this a joke?
I remember seeing something like this, but I thought it was...
Okay, we're gonna let her go.
Kind of fake.
And then...
This chick didn't make...
Well, it's possible that she just has some sort of ink and she drew it on.
Wow, this is just...
Well, it's kind of hard to see when you pull out our cold water.
Look.
Water changing.
Things are boobs.
No, that's legit.
Like, so I want to pr for them and I'm a fish like stock.
I mean, the age of consent in Mexico is 12, so this could be a cultural thing.
I have a lot of trouble with a corporation, a big corporation, risking all of these, you know, criminality by trying to groom children.
I don't, I think there is grooming, especially in Britain with Muslims, but like troll, whatever Disney Warner owns that, trying to groom kids so they can fuck more of them.
You're also not getting to fuck the ones that are being groomed.
So you're just like promoting pedophilia generally.
I'm not against it, but I'm against grooming at children.
I'm not totally blocking out the possibility that it's real, but it seems like a fucking stretch, does it not?
How long have we been talking for?
30 and 7.
Would you rather eat out her mom while she's on her period while looking her in the eyes or jack off your old man until he comes while keeping eye contact?
Yeah, this is...
Would you rather should not involve family members?
You're talking about ruining your relationship with your mother or father.
That's just, that's like, would you like to never see your dad again?
Or not in the same way.
That's not fun.
Like, that's, that's the juvenile, cheap, tacky way of doing would you rather.
A good would you rather is eat a piece of poo this big every morning or have to dance everywhere you go.
You can't walk normal or run.
Every time you move from A to B, it has to be dancing, including getting up in the middle of the night to pee or you get an electric shock.
That was too much of indecence.
We haven't done a Gary's mailbag in a long ass time.
Do we have any?
We got one.
Yep.
We should get that up.
Ryan.
Yeah.
And this is from Ryan.
Oh.
Alex Jones clip and school also had to mention the increasing homeless encampments under the BQE on the way to doctor's app where he and all his nurses told me that my girlfriend that COVID was all bullshit.
So this guy can't speak English.
I'll translate this drunken email.
He sent an Alex Jones clip and then he said, also, I meant to mention that when I went to my doctor's appointment, there was bums everywhere.
And when I got to my doctor, separate topic now, him and the nurses told me that COVID is all bullshit.
Okay, you're cramming a lot in there.
You're clearly drunk.
And your clip is what?
What are these?
Podcasts?
The dumbing down of America?
These all look relatively interesting.
They're in our wheelhouse.
What are they?
PDFs?
Like one.
Okay, thank you, sir.
Oh, they're all books.
Thank you for sending us these free PDF books.
What the fuck has that got to do with Alex Jones' clip?
Yeah, I don't see the clip.
What a fucking annoying email that was.
This is from Bill.
Hi, GNR.
I know you're familiar with the genius that is Nick Cave musically, but how familiar are you with his thoughts on society?
He just published a letter about how he's against cancel culture on his website.
Yes, I'm familiar with my wife's obsessed with him, so I'm very familiar with his writings.
It's a newsletter.
You can read the entire thing on the show as it's short enough, but here's the key paragraph.
Political correctness has grown to become the unhappiest religion in the world.
That's a great quote.
Its once honorable attempt to reimagine our society in a more equitable way now embodies all the worst aspects that religion has to offer, and none of the beauty.
Moral certainty and self-righteousness shorn even of the capacity for redemption.
Another great line.
It has become quite literally bad religion run amok.
Cancel culture's refusal to engage with uncomfortable ideas has an asphyxiating effect on the creative soul of a society.
And then he shows us it's from their hand, the red hand files is the name of his site.
Yeah, that's a beautiful way of putting it.
And I mean, I know all these to be true, and we talk about all these, but it's such a great collection.
It is a religion.
It is unhappy.
There is no redemption.
And it's really about power, ultimately.
Same with the masks.
It's about people telling you what to do.
Into my life.
With you.
Sorry, but I can't hear the name Nick Cave and not think about his dead son who jumped off a cliff when he was on acid because he thought he could fly.
I've seen Nick Cave in concert a couple times.
All I see, I cannot get that out of my head.
The suffering must be unimaginable.
Fuck.
Any dead son.
I have a friend whose son hanged himself.
I can barely think of that part of the world without getting sucked into that.
All these fucking dead kids from opioids.
Imagine the fathers.
Day one subscriber, where are people finding the phone number to call in?
Not that I want to.
It's on the screen on the live shows, is it not?
It is.
If I were to call in, my question would be related to the McInnis Coppercab fight.
I mentioned that he would charge tickets.
How many tickets would be required to attend?
How many tickets would be required to attend?
Well, if you're familiar with how tickets work, it's usually a ticket.
Then you go to a show and they're like, let me see your tickets.
I have all seven tickets required to get in.
One, two, three, four, five.
You have six tickets, sir.
Get the fuck out of here.
You think I'm stupid?
We count them all.
But there was a hell of a long lineup to get into this show.
Yeah, they have to sit and count everyone's seven tickets.
Why wouldn't they just make it one ticket per person?
Listen, dude, I don't make the rules.
Just get out of here.
One ticket per person?
Are you crazy?
What if they lose it?
Well, what if they lose one of their seven tickets?
Yeah, they're not getting in.
You still got six tickets.
Anyway, are we done here?
I got a long line to deal with of people with seven tickets each.
How many tickets would be required to attend?
How many people to make it an event?
Like, if we sell less than 200 tickets, we're not doing it.
Well, that's not what he asked.
That's how many tickets would you need to sell to make it a real event or something.
Right.
And then he says, what would be the price of said tickets?
Is this another drunk email?
P.S. People seem to like Mr. Katsu Rivera for some reason.
Not a suggestion, but it would be funny if Mr. McInnis had to shut up for like two minutes once a week and let Mr. Katsu Rivera fill that time with whatever his creative mind can come up with.
I don't know, just spitballing.
That sounds like a suggestion.
All right, well, why don't you put the camera on yourself?
Oh, God.
And we'll go over here to the clock.
What's it like to be gay?
And that just, that worked as a drop.
Let's see Ryan's face on the screen.
Okay.
And Ryan will be taking over the show for the next two minutes.
Are you ready, ladies and gentlemen?
This will be similar to Ryan's mailbag, I assume.
And on your marks, get set, go.
Okay, here we are on the show today and there's a lot to talk about.
First of all, the comment section.
Going pretty good so far.
We've got some updates from yesterday's show, so it could kind of act as like a Reddit sort of thing where we put stuff out there and people kind of pick up and oops, sorry about that, folks.
So we'd like to also thank a man named John for helping with the comment section with our tech guy.
Shout out to John.
Now let's check in here.
There's something very informative and fun about Jimi Hendrix.
Somebody adds on to the Jimi Hendrix talk.
Jimmy was a sideman for luminaries in the Chitlin circuit for years, but was considered too weird and flamboyant as a sideman.
He took away too much from the leader with his presentation, and he was so weird that some of the musicians seemed to liked to pick on him.
Excellent grammar.
Those tours were a hazing ritual, writ large.
When he became famous with the experience, many of his previous colleagues had the feeling he was showing the white crowd their secrets, so they shunned him further.
Kind of sad.
Is it kind of sad?
I mean, Jimi Hendrix is pretty popular and pretty popping.
Especially here on this show.
Hey!
Oh shit, there's Comments now.
Crocs are for fags.
Working well.
Somebody got first.
Jimi Hendrix sounds an awful lot like Tommy Lee Jones.
I kind of agree with that.
Tommy Lee Jones has kind of a southern draw.
And so does.
That's who should play Jimi Hendrix.
Tommy Lee Jones.
I pride myself on the Tommy Lee Jones impression.
And I think it's pretty good.
Then there's Hope Vapid Joe and Ooh.
Okay, so apparently we could use very bad words on this comment section, but you could check out those comments whenever you'd like and you could add to them.
You come over here and I 10 seconds.
Okay.
And if you make a profile picture, then people will take you more seriously.
I don't like those default icons.
Nobody does.
So that was a two-minute comment about comments on the Ryan Katsu Rivera show, which I think we all know will never exist, judging by what we just saw.
Correct.
I did think about doing like a wrap-up show where maybe once a week I could show clips and I could just be the guy that DJs them.
Like, last week we talked about blah, blah, blah.
Check out what Gavin had to say about that.
Then we come back to the, we go to the clip.
I'd rather you just made the clips and I'll put them on parlor to show my 100,000 followers and that will be better than any social media thing.
People don't really, they're not looking for a recap.
All recap things suck, including the Howard Stern wrap-up.
Trophy hunting.
You had that facking dust plug on there.
Well, I don't know what that means.
So about the trophy hunting.
Well, I eat everything I shoot and spend hundreds to thousands of dollars a year on government conservation through licensing or supporting groups who conserve wildlife.
As well, I support the economy by buying all these accessories.
And this fag who called in, he essentially differs the burden of killing to the guy making minimum wage at the slaughterhouse instead of being a man and getting some organic free-range meat himself.
On another note there, buddy, spelled wrong, I met a conservation officer who has to shoot 30 plus bears a year on the taxpayer's dimes.
Who has to?
Maybe he means gets to.
Or you can let a redneck like me have a deadly rug and good sausage.
Here are some pictures of an animal I murdered with my late uncle's rifle.
I want to fuck you more than a toad.
I have a question for this guy.
I wish we could reach out to him.
Like, was he mad?
He doesn't really answer the question.
I said trophy hunting is good for all species, including the ones that get shot in the head.
And he's saying that hunting bears, they're not really endangered.
That's not trophy hunting.
Do you think he was mad?
What?
Martin Skrully, when this guy took his face.
This is from Charlie.
Hey, Gavin Ron, you've probably already seen this movie trailer by now.
It's basically a headpiece on Trump and how unpresidential he is.
That's all Obama was, was presidential.
He was prancing around like Emperor Obama.
What were his policies?
Medicare.
No, that was forcing the government to handle your finances.
And they fucked it up royally.
Look at their website.
What else did he do?
Benghazi, what else did he do?
Fast and furious.
He tried to make guns look bad by sending them to Mexican drug cartels with the serial numbers filed off.
That's pretty bad.
Slowest recovery in history.
I've done video upon video of all the millions of reasons why he was the worst president ever.
How about spying on Trump?
You want to talk about interfering with elections?
How about spying?
I know.
How about removing race from all crime stats forever?
Hmm.
And that's what scares me.
Wait, what?
I know what happens in the OLA office.
And that's what scares me.
I come at this from a very unique perspective.
Not just having been a journalist, but also having worked for two different presidents.
Pete was with the president all the time.
Unlike his predecessor, Mr. Trump does not allow his staff photographer to capture photographs of life and work inside the White House.
If you just stacked up the images of the Obama presidency and the Trump presidency, you would see the two stories of America in the starkest possible contrast.
Is this on Netflix?
The chief official White House photographer is the mate.
So here's what's going on here.
Trump is draining the swamp, cutting corners, and he goes, what's this cost here?
Oh, this is to pay a photographer a quarter million dollars a year to photograph you.
What?
No.
I'll get someone to take some pictures.
There's pictures everywhere.
Every time I walk outside, there's pictures.
No, this will be inside the White House.
Okay, we'll have photo day.
What the fuck?
I'm not that vain.
I don't want people constantly taking pictures.
Remember there was a picture of Justin Trudeau and he was signing a picture of himself and someone was taking a picture of that?
A candid moment of Justin signing a photo.
Maybe he's going to sign that photo.
It's a photo of him signing a photo.
I remember that, yeah.
What did you put in the search bar?
Justin Trudeau signing picture.
Of himself.
That's going to be in theaters, by the way.
What?
That movie's going to be in theaters.
Theaters?
Yeah, it's a focus film.
So it's a guy who got fired, and he's pissed off that he had a job for years, and then Trump went, no, we're not doing that.
And then he says it scares him.
I'm so scared that they don't have a photographer in the White House taking these adoring images of the president.
I was thinking about that the other day.
What the fuck?
Someone just sent us a picture of her and her kid.
That's weird.
Twice I've been told by Jewish people that they feel unsafe, that I'm there.
I was at a bar Once and a British guy came over and he goes, My mai over there is Jewish and he says it feels unsafe with you here.
And then I was on the beach once and a lifeguard who's Jewish contacted his boss and said he feels uncomfortable with me on the beach.
And I was thinking, Who fucking cares that you feel uncomfortable?
Compare that.
We were kissing vet ass the other day.
And I'm thinking about, you want to talk about feeling uncomfortable?
Like, check out that movie, The, oh, fuck, Projection, the outpost.
The outpost.
You're going outside, you're taking a piss.
At any second now, a bullet could just go through your head, dead.
There's snipers everywhere.
They put them, imagine a woman lying down, nude, getting ready to be eaten out, right?
Her legs are up like this.
They're in the vagina.
And there's assassins all up her thighs.
That's uncomfortable, okay?
You misunderstanding the politics of a fellow bar patron doesn't count.
Doesn't matter.
How fucking soft are we?
I'm uncomfortable with you here.
Yeah, I don't like flip-flops.
I'm uncomfortable that there's a pussy that is such a bitch that he had his friend tell me that he's uncomfortable.
That makes me uncomfortable.
Right.
I'm uncomfortable when I see 20-year-old men wearing given she slides.
I'm uncomfortable when I see grown men on motorized scooters with a helmet on and a mask.
That makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not allowed to do anything about it.
You know what this movie is, by the way?
What?
It's this guy pissed off that he didn't get hired to do photos in the White House.
He's like, I did it for Reagan and Obama.
Have you been present in this room for the past 20 minutes?
Yeah, but so he wanted to be the photographer guy, but the fact that he's not presidential, I wanted to, I'll just skip ahead to this thing.
Trump's best bit is being presidential.
He's being not presidential.
Yeah, but he's proving anybody could be presidential.
This is his best bit.
Don't they understand we're sick of these monarchs?
Ladies and gentlemen of the state of Florida, thank you very much for being here.
You are tremendous people.
And I will leave now because I am boring you to death.
Thank you.
He does that a couple times.
Isn't it funny how their smoking gun is our smoking gun?
Right.
It's like Trump is evil.
Watch this clip.
And we would come back with, oh, yeah, Trump's awesome.
Watch the same clip.
...that's ever held this office, that I can tell you.
Thank you.
It's real easy.
To protect American jobs and workers, I withdrew the United States from both the trade.
Okay.
So that's fucking funny.
It just shows you, too, that so much of this is just bitches.
You hurt my feelings.
I'm mad.
You're not part of my thing.
That's really what political correctness is about.
It's that you are not paying attention to my hysteria.
And you're just going, no, that's not a thing.
Like when blacks in 1971 said there's real violence going on against the black community and we're being treated unfairly, people went, yeah, I heard about this.
I saw Martin Luther King got assassinated.
I'm all ears.
What's going on?
I'm in.
You want to be more in NASA?
You want to be in science more?
What's better education?
Let's get on this.
Come on, let's roll up our sleeves.
I want to fix this.
Now, people come up to us and they go, there's a thing called we don't want to have a conversation and it's about growing.
And there's a lot of people like Nina, the chick who did Nina Simone, she had too much makeup on.
And America is just going, no, that's not a thing.
Fuck off.
And that's what incenses them.
It's like a drunk chick.
America has become a drunk chick.
And this drunk chick demands that you listen to her.
And you go, no, I don't want to fuck you.
So you have no power over me.
And that's what freaks them out.
The no power.
Because political correctness is all about power.
Wearing a mask is all about power.
And we get so much evidence.
All right.
I think we got to wrap it up here.
Why did you send this?
It's a woman.
I can see some of her tits.
And it's a picture of her with her kid.
And there's no text.
Not even like, isn't he cute?
I don't want to show it.
And then they send it poo-poo.
All right, we got to wrap it up.
This has been an episode.
I'm in Florida, I believe, while you watch this, doing a talk for Laura Loomer at her victory party.
And we should be, but we have to show the final video, though.
Oh, I just emailed it to you.
Opioids are obviously deadly drugs that kill 130 people a day.
Adderall, I think, is bad for you.
It makes you ugly.
I don't think you get true REM sleep.
But if you have to do a TV interview and you're tired, I cannot recommend Adderall enough.
It gets you alert.
It gets you focused.
And the best part about it is as you're sitting there, Stephen Colbert described it as air conditioning for the brain.
And I've described it as it's like you dipped in you sauce.
It's very addictive and bad in the long run.
But in a pinch, it can be handy.
Say you're hungover and you've got to do a TV interview.
I cannot recommend Adderall enough.
And the best part about it is no one can tell you're on it, like this lady.
Talk to you about this jobs report.
A lot of people are, of course, celebrating over it and touting about how great it is.
But of course, there's the other single participation rate.
Explain that to us and why we need to look at that.
Absolutely.
Well, we're in a very good position to talk about what's going on.
We're really seeing full white organizations.
and we get a good pulse on what's ramping up.
This is what Southern bars look like during the meth epidemic.
And they're kind of the first ones to experience that growth.
We're seeing tremendous growth here at DigiMe.
By the way...
By the way, there's dandruff on your left shoulder.
It's like, I'm on a wide shot.
What the hell?
This interview is going great.
Would you mind if we continued it for 48 hours straight?
Yeah, that's not a problem.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
It's hard and the heart is up and didn't run the world.
But always ready to unfurl.
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