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Aug. 13, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
You're jumping in front of my car whenever, you know all the time.
90 miles an hour girls, the speed I drive.
You tell me it's okay.
You just like a little pain.
You told me you just wanted to take you for a time.
So hard to get through to you.
Crosstown traffic.
I could talk about Jimi Hendrix and this concept of going to Britain.
What's going on with my Hey, man.
What's going on with my side rest things?
Were you messing with these?
That ain't too cool.
I know you sit at my desk.
No, no, I didn't adjust them.
Yes, you do.
I see that you have McDonald's and various Uber Eats when I come into the studio.
I was gonna order some.
I'm well aware that you were, you know, not doing anything crazy, but definitely devouring fast food.
No, I didn't sit there today, baby.
I got a Chuck Hotdogs.
Classic.
Which, by the way, they're never Sobrettes anymore.
Hey, I'm going to talk like Jimi Hendrix, not just for this show, but for the rest of my life.
I'm going to become a Jimi Hendrix guy, man.
Imagine this will go down.
What is this?
It's actually so weird.
It's from Seattle.
But he has this like groovy.
Hey, man, what's going on?
Yeah.
And he does a thing.
I love Jimi Hendrix, but I'm a little annoyed when someone's asked a question like, hey, do you like black pens?
And they're like, Well, what is a pen, man?
I mean, you want to mock something, you get a marker, and if you don't, then you don't.
Permanence isn't some sort of impermanence.
Someone said about Janis Joplin, who's a superstar now.
You know Janis, I expect.
Superstar.
Oh, yeah, superstar.
Superstar, what is that?
It certainly is in my heart.
I'll take the star.
Yeah, I want a star.
I want to ride on a star, and then I'll be Superman.
What?
No, I was going to say, Is he, like, a kid in trouble in a principal's office?
What is he doing?
They both are.
Yeah, well, sometimes it gets to be really easy to sing the blues when you're supposed to be making all this much money, you know?
Someone said it's hard to sing the blues when you're making that kind of money.
This assumes that you can't be unhappy and have a lot of money.
Yeah, well, sometimes it gets to be really easy to sing the blues when you're supposed to be making all this much money.
Because money is getting to be out of hand now.
I don't know.
I feel like nobody has that.
They lose themselves.
Is it Creole, kind of?
No, he's from Seattle!
and they say, "Oh, this is fantastic." And like I said before, they lose themselves and they forget about the music itself.
They forget about their talents.
- What's that accent?
- They forget about the other half.
- Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like nobody has that.
- They lose themselves.
- Is it Creole, kind of?
- No, he's from Seattle.
- Yeah, but is it like-- - Pacific Northwest with tons of heroin, I think.
- Right, but does he sound like Creole?
That's the only thing I can... Why are you bringing in Creole?
Creole is Louisiana.
Creole is an evolution of French that got mixed with Haitians in the slave south of Louisiana 400 years ago.
And you're like...
It's not Creole, but it sounds... That's the closest thing to it.
What else does it sound like?
French?
Creole is more... Now, I'm terrible at the Creole accent.
In fact, I thought it'd be funny to do an instructional video on YouTube on how to speak Creole.
But Creole is like that Louisiana mumbling shit.
I think for me, I was raised right here on the bayou.
I lived here my whole life.
Right here on the bayou.
And it's the way everybody around here talks.
I get what you're saying, though.
Yeah, it's... It's retarded, but it's... It's... You got a point.
It's the closest thing I can think of.
It's like a kind of a sloppy... Hey, man.
You know, it's heroin.
It sounds like heroin.
Maybe it's heroin.
Yeah.
A heroin accident.
I don't know man.
I just went over there.
I like your new sunglasses.
Hey man, I think there's a lot of cool people.
You just got to understand that the definition of cool is maybe not what you made it out to be.
Let's get started with our sponsors.
Again, I forgot to get ink for the printer.
I'm also, by the way, I'm not having an affair, guys.
Uh-oh.
My wedding ring is getting enlarged because I'm getting so fat with not working out and drinking beers all day and all this sort of salt and vinegar chips.
The ring must be shrinking.
You're not gaining any weight.
My ring is being expanded.
Someone asked me, like, what's going on with your ring?
Hey, man.
This is Jimi Hendrix calling.
What is going on with your ring, my brother?
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We have a big announcement to make.
Big announcement.
Yes.
Real big.
Big announcement.
New guy.
New show.
But let's finish talking about Jimi Hendrix before we get there.
So he worked, he was a very talented guitarist.
He got a guitar, I think he was left handed.
So his guitar was on a weird side.
And he was just like a grunt, working his ass off, working in various bands.
He worked for, what's his name?
Someone Knight.
How would you feel?
What the hell was his name?
Look up K-N-I-G-H-T, because you probably spelt it like the knight.
I was just going to put in that song.
Curtis Knight.
Curtis Knight.
He worked for Curtis Knight.
This is funny because Curtis Knight was the star, but then Jimi Hendrix became so big they re-released the record and put him on the front.
This is a good jam.
Holy crap.
This sounds just like... This isn't Jimi Hendrix, by the way.
If you walked into a restaurant, you were hungry.
You had the money to get yourself something to eat.
Yeah.
And somebody told you to go around to the back door and get it.
Even though they wasn't going to give it to you.
Holy crap.
This sounds just like...
This isn't Jimi Hendrix, by the way.
I know.
This sounds like...
Wow.
That Bob Dylan song, Like a Rolling Stone.
Once upon a time, we felt so fine.
Yeah, I think that might be what he's going for.
I think back then, there was no internet, right?
So you would just steal songs.
And it wasn't bad.
You just heard a thing.
The Beatles did all covers, and I think the Beatles started recording their own songs because they'd do a concert or a show in Germany or whatever, and the previous band would already play their covers.
They're like, fuck, we have to make our own songs.
Oh, crap.
I'm sick of people stealing my covers.
But you listen to Led Zeppelin, they would rip off these Bert Jantzsch riffs that weren't sort of an homage.
It was like... Like, note for note.
And I think that back then, That was Jimmy Page going, you know that really cool folk singer in Scotland, Bert Jantzsch?
I can play his songs note for note.
So almost like, you know how a rap song will take a sample, not even a sample, but like a line and change it.
Like that Awkwafina chick who took the whole, my dick does whatever and she made it my pussy does this.
Like it's an homage.
So I think it was like that back then.
Yeah, I think so.
So they knew, how does it feel, whatever, the Bob Dylan song was big.
And they go, we're going to do our version of that.
But anyway, he wasn't that popular in America.
And then he went to Britain, and he got set up, and...
And of course, there's a weird black fetishization, which is why Nina Simone and Eartha Kitt and other black performers get worshipped.
They get pedelicized.
I just made up that word.
So they took advantage of that.
And Americans get pedelicized.
Vice got pedalized when we went over there.
We got Vice UK, we got a pub, everyone wanted to go to the American New York City Vice Pub.
So then he got a career and then he went back to America and became a smashing success because he had records out.
The Strokes did that too.
Andrew WK did that.
It's a thing to do.
If you're very talented musically and America's not noticing, go to Britain.
Why the fuck do we have the merchants of Fucking Truth by Jill Abramson.
This is the worst book ever written.
I'm sick of seeing it every time we do a show.
What an incompetent boob.
I was fired because of sexism.
Yeah, I just read your book, Jill Abramson, executive editor of the New York Times.
You were fired because you're a retard.
Your book is unbelievably bad and it is so rife with errors.
She narrowed the subject down to Vice, The Daily Beast, I don't know what Breitbart or something like that and I'm obviously intimately aware of Vice so I'm going through it.
Whenever you read journalists write about something you know about like your hometown or something or your favorite band you go No, they're not from Detroit.
They're from Ann Arbor.
You just keep seeing all these mistakes and you realize, wait a minute, this is the one thing I know tons of stuff about.
What other incompetence abounds when I read these reports?
So yeah, last note on this is we've been talking about this all week.
Twisted Sister, glam band, did terrible in America because everything was about the 50s back when they started out in the late 70s.
So they moved to Britain and they did great.
How this relates to the show?
It does not.
I just was listening to Crosstown Traffic on the drive into Manhattan and I need to talk about it so I can justify having it on the show.
But now that we're banned from YouTube and everything else, can we just play?
That's kind of also why I chose it because I thought we can just play the Rolling Stones now, right?
All right, let's briefly mention our second sponsor and then let's get our announcement on.
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So we've been banned in New Zealand, in Britain, and this is a new kind of banning.
Laura Loomer knows more about this than I, but you're banned from a site that you paid for.
So you pay 10 bucks a month to be on censored.tv, to watch censored.tv.
You go to click on the videos and it says unsafe, virus, whatever.
That's new to me.
That's bizarre, I find.
I don't care.
Outside of pedophilia, I don't really care what you're looking at.
If you paid for it, you should be able to see it.
You can see the most disgusting porn imaginable.
No problem.
You can watch jihadists behead infidels.
No problem.
But you can't watch this show, which, again, I argue is a pretty moderate show if you get down to the brass tacks of what we tend to push on this show.
It's one of the least radical shows available.
Yeah, it just crossed my mind how much bad words mean these days.
Yeah, we're far right.
It's crazy.
Far right.
They're not even bad words.
Like, I see someone who's gay, and I go, eh.
It's not my cup of tea, but what am I going to do?
Convert them?
Get them chopping wood?
You know, get them into the boxing ring?
Come on, guys.
Beef up.
I don't have that compulsion when I see gays.
That ship has sailed.
But when I see a man like today, I saw a guy in, I don't know if you're familiar with these Crocs.
Yeah, actually I have a pair.
A guy was at a hot dog stand having hot dogs with my youngest boy.
And there's a guy just wheels up on a scooter.
Little kickstand.
And he gets some hot dogs.
And then he eventually wheels away.
And he's not even pushing it, which would be 1% better.
It's a battery-powered scooter, which I think my daughter has one.
They're about $250.
Off to get a hot dog in my comfortable shoes.
And then another kid was about 18 and he's wearing these sweatpants shorts that like a girl would sleep in.
Just flimsy, the thinnest sort of track pant material, right?
Like you could just tear it.
And his wallet is in the front pocket because there's no back pockets because it's for girls sleeping.
He's wearing those and he has Puma ankle socks on, right?
And here's the worst part.
Givenchy slides.
Now, gays go nuts.
None of my business, really.
Givenchy, those are the exact slides they had on the black ones without the red.
How much do you think those are?
They're 250 bucks.
I know.
My wife bought Gucci ones.
And you're like, dude, what the fuck?
Like, why are you so cozy?
And then he goes and he gets some hot dogs in his women's short.
This guy's not gay.
And then he goes back to his house and they eat the hot dogs and they watch the Netflix and they play the Call of Duty.
That pisses me off.
That makes me mad.
Gays can have orgies.
But when it's someone on our team acting like a complete fucking pussy, That pisses me off.
We're losing yardage.
Anyway, I'm not exactly sure how that relates to ExpressVPN, but I want to talk about your internet freedom.
Social media companies get to decide what content is suitable for the quote-unquote sensitive snowflakes among us and censor what they don't like.
Sorry, sensitive snowflakes among us and censor what they don't like.
You should be the one to decide what you read and watch.
That's why I use ExpressVPN.com slash Gavin.
I get to control the social media company's access to my data.
You should do the same.
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Oh yeah, that's how it relates to ExpressVPN.
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I'm not sure.
Anonymized?
Anonymized?
Is that a word?
I gotta look that up.
I'll look it up.
That can't be a word.
Anonymized?
That sounds like something in a Star Wars.
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All right.
I think we're ready to announce this.
We have a new contributor to the to the network.
He will be every Friday telling you what's hot throughout the week.
A summary of everything that you need to know and not to mention stultifyingly current Interviews via Skype.
Wonderful guy.
One of the most popular conservatives in the world.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm introducing to the network, Wayne Dupree.
Every Friday, Wayne Dupree.
Now let's see if we can get him on Skype.
Let's see if we can talk to him.
If we were a good, organized network, this would be a matter of a click of a mouse.
I think he's waiting in the wings, and... Wade, are you there?
Yeah, can you hear me?
Yes, I can.
How are you, sir?
Okay.
Why are you wearing a Dallas Cowboys shirt?
That's Martini.
I thought you were a Maryland guy.
Well, I mean, I was raised on the Eastern Shore and all we saw was two, two, well, actually three teams, Baltimore Colts, Washington Redskins, Dallas Cowboys.
I didn't like the Colts because I didn't, the uniforms suck.
I hated the Redskins because every time we watched TV, we saw them everywhere.
So it's just that star, that, that American star that was on the side of the helmet.
It's weird.
It's weird how the Dallas Cowboys, you can be in New York City, you can be in Maine, you can be in Seattle, and there's always these diehard fans.
For some reason, I think it was because they were, they were on the, they were the national game all the time, where other games were regional, regional, regional.
Dallas was just everywhere all the time.
So, and plus they had Billy Joe Dupree on there too.
Oh, yes, of course, Billy Joe Dupree.
I'm very familiar with them.
Speaking of Duprees, welcome aboard.
We're very happy to have you.
What's up, man?
This is great.
This is fantastic.
Last time I saw you, Hector was a pup.
So, I mean, you know.
What's Hector now?
I don't think people understand how huge you are, and I don't mean your girth.
Do you know you're the 2000s most popular website in the world?
Yep.
I look at it every day.
You're the 400th most popular website in America.
Yep.
I look at it every day.
That's beyond Daily Caller, Breitbart.
Yep.
Well, no, Breitbart is still ahead of me.
And somewhere out of the smoker's smokes, The Gateway Pundit came out of nowhere a couple weeks ago, but I was even ahead of them.
You got smoked by Gateway.
Smoked by the gays.
I was ahead of them for like maybe two months, three months.
I was ahead of them.
I love Jim Hoft.
I think he's a great guy.
That website drives me insane.
Me too.
With the repeating ads.
My God!
But you know what?
I can point to what we do.
We don't have a whole lot of major push from a whole lot of the mainstream conservative websites.
I mean, everything that you see in our numbers is based off of me sharing To all the social media platforms on a regular basis.
And, and now I'm doing op-eds on different places.
But, you know, it's me, you know, and I because a whole lot of the top conservative website, Daily Caller, Daily Wire, Newsmax, Town Hall, they don't recognize me.
They don't, you know, whatever.
So I mean, I've tried Breitbart, I've tried so many and they just keep thumbing their nose up at me.
So I'm like, okay, fine.
Whatever, man.
Well, that is a strange thing with the right.
The left has this sense of unity where they will take in anyone.
Jews will take in black Hebrew Israelites who want them to die.
The Israelis will take in Antifa that supports Palestine.
They will take in everyone.
And we have the opposite problem.
We're like, well, you farted last Thursday.
I'm sorry.
You're dead to me.
And it's crazy.
It's crazy because they know of me.
You know, they'll be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We know Wayne Dupree.
Yeah.
Great stuff.
Boom.
Move.
You know, it's like, I like, um, there are a whole lot of people on social media right now.
When there were nobody, Hey, Wayne, could you share this for me?
Can you put this on your Twitter?
Could you put this on your Facebook?
And then when they get contributor slats on Fox, they don't know me anymore.
Or, uh, when they get their own websites or when they get their own shows, they don't know me anymore.
I'm like, okay.
And, and, and look, I don't go out, I don't make a big deal about it.
I, whatever.
Yeah, I don't either.
I just sit at home and seethe.
I just crumple my Budweiser can when it's done and go, I will get you on the way back down, you son of a bitch!
You know, I think I'm not that way, probably because I grew up into punk rock, and we were all about, like, the Clash taught us, oh, everyone's friends, come on backstage, you know, there's no hierarchy.
And I have a theory that you were the same way, but it's because of your military background, where it was about a team.
Right.
And you never abandoned your brothers.
Right.
Yep.
It's always been like that.
As a matter of fact, when I was starting out, When, like, I don't know if you remember this, I created a radio network called We Are America Radio, War Radio.
Yes.
And we couldn't, I couldn't get my show on many of the, the radio, conservative radio networks or online networks because they had their core shows.
So I was like, okay, fine, I'll make my own.
So I used my 401k and I Put it out there and I was like, okay, well, and I got like maybe 22, 23 shows, 20.
Yeah.
And I was, I was running the whole thing.
Um, we became the number one news, no, politic, um, political network on Live365 when they, um, before they shut down, we were the number one political, uh, uh, news network on Live365.
And, uh, You know, for me, I just kept pushing those shows and people were coming to me like, you need to start pushing your stuff.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
But, you know, I just want to make sure everybody has heard that type of thing.
Well, that's you.
You're prolific.
You just keep churning it out.
You just keep doing it, doing it, doing it.
All right, we have limited time here.
We're about to go off the paywall in five minutes.
I want to ask you about Kamala Harris.
She's just decided that someone has decided, probably not Biden, that she's the VP.
I hate to talk to black people about black stuff, but she's not black.
Yeah, no, she's not.
She's not.
No, she's not.
But Obama wasn't black.
You look at him on his bicycle with his mom jeans and his little bicycle helmet.
He rides a bike like Kermit the Frog.
First of all, black people don't ride bikes.
But secondly, what is this?
Like, doo, doo, doo.
You're not going to, nope.
Can't do that.
But I'm glad you said that because many people don't talk about Barack Obama's mama.
His mother was white.
And for eight years, the Democrat Party The super pusher lover of women, women's rights, never said anything about Barack Obama's mom.
You know, when I was on Fox News, I said to Greg Gutfeld, I was on Red Eye a lot, and I said, we need to recognize that Barack Obama is his mother.
He's a radical, communist, academic, Hawaiian woman.
That's his whole personality.
The dad was not around.
He was not beatboxing in the Bronx.
That's not who he is.
He's a Hawaiian, white, female communist.
And then Gutfeld said, he goes, no, we can't do that, because then you come across as sexist.
Okay, I'm sexist.
Hey, hey, truth is truth.
That's how it is.
I hate that Hawaiian communist bitch, Barack Obama.
And he's the only president in U.S.
history whose mama has naked pictures on Google Images.
Yes.
They're not hard to find.
No, no, it's not.
They're a little easier to find than Mayor Bill de Blasio's Antifa daughter's naked photos, which I don't recommend you look up because it's disturbing.
Yeah, I just had dinner.
Now, Kamala Harris is an Indian woman who is from Montreal.
Uh-oh, here we go.
Okay.
Kamala Harris is an Indian.
She's from Montreal, and yes, there is a faint link of blackness to her dad, but he was a slave owner in Jamaica.
Yeah, grandfather, yeah, yeah.
I mean, honestly, tell you the truth, when I first saw her a couple years ago, I thought she was fine.
You know, I was like, damn.
Yeah, she is.
You're allowed to say that.
Look, Democrats are going to kick our tail.
If this woman ever runs for president, they're going to kick our tail.
But then, after three years, after learning about her slobbering with Willie Brown, old ass Willie Brown, and then you got all of the stuff that came up after, then I'm like, ooh, she got baggage.
Yeah, it makes her less hot.
She's no Tulsi Gabbard.
At least if they had chosen Tulsi Gabbard, we could be looking at a hot chick for the next five months.
You know what?
I would leave the conservative movement to campaign for Tulsi Gabbard.
I think if Tulsi Gabbard hit on me, I would just go to my wife and go, I mean, what do you expect me to do?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's rape.
If Tulsi Gabbard hits on you, it's rape because you have no choice.
She called me at three o'clock in the morning.
What am I supposed to do?
I'm not even moving.
These are not my legs.
My legs are walking to the car against my will.
I'm turning on the engine.
Help!
I'm driving to Toasty Davenport's house!
She's not even supposed to be Democrat looking like that.
She's not!
No.
Do you think there is a snowball's chance in hell that Joe and Kamala will win this election?
Yeah.
I do.
Are you scared?
Am I scared?
No, because if they win, I'm starting a cooking channel.
How will how will America differ in the next four years if Joe and Kamala are running the show?
Joe Joe and look okay I'm not wishing anything bad on him and I'm not pushing any of that conspiracy and stuff on him but when Kamala was standing up there today in on stage god darn if she didn't look presidential She might not be saying nothing and whatnot, but she got there, and she looked presidential up there.
And I'm like, this is what the Democrats want.
They want—because Democrats feast on historical stuff.
They need historical stuff to survive.
And they need Kamala Harris, beautiful, black, mixed-race female, to be standing on stage with her—and I'd, you know.
Yeah, and the only reason why I have pause is because I think President— I mean, if President Trump wants to lose this race, he's going to lose this race.
That's the only way that he loses this race.
He has to lose it.
Yeah, he's got to up the discipline.
You know, someone told me recently that revolutions throughout the monarchies don't happen when the king is lenient.
I mean, sorry, when the king is fascistic, whatever, when he's too strict.
They happen when the king is lenient.
And remember that your mayor in Baltimore, where she said, give them room to riot.
She was also very hot, by the way.
Amazing lips.
What did they do?
They didn't go, thanks for the room, to riot.
We're just going to ride in this little parking lot here.
They destroyed Baltimore.
Sure did.
So the more lenience you give these people, the more they destroy the country.
And I think that Joe and Kamala are built on lenience.
You know what, the whole party, what Hillary Clinton was talking about empathy for ISIS or Syria.
Well, we have to deal with them with empathy.
Okay, well, you won't empathize just you won't empathize getting your butt whipped.
Yeah.
Empathize yourself to death.
The monster that y'all created, you will not contain.
When you get enough, you might think you're going to contain it, but it's bigger than y'all now.
Yeah.
It's, I mean, Portland, Seattle, that stuff is leaking.
Chicago, Georgia, that stuff is leaking.
And the only person, honestly, the only person really that can really take care of it is not an establishment person.
It's got to be Trump.
But Trump, but I got to say, Trump has to grow up, man.
Trump has to grow up.
He has to grow up.
All right, when do we get our first episode of your show?
This Friday?
Friday!
Friday night here on Censored.TV.
We are here, and we ain't going nowhere.
This is fantastic.
You know what we should do?
We should cover the night of the election together.
Dude, let's do it.
Let's do it.
We can cry like the Young Turks when we lose.
Seriously, let's do it.
Yeah.
All right, Wayne.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Looking forward to Friday.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching this show, make sure that you support this guy.
This guy, this guy's been doing it for a while.
And, um, I'm, look, I don't know if he has dollars in his pockets or dollars in the walls, but make sure that, make sure that you support him.
Look at that.
Look at that.
He going to pull out.
Oh, What, you ain't got no 50s in there?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait a minute!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Well, brother, we're going to be talking after the show.
OK, well, support me on my show here on Censored TV.
And my co-host Brian and Leah, we're going to be talking about a whole lot of stuff.
We're going to be... But it's more real talk than a whole lot of...
Like this push, push, rah-rah cheerleader crap that people have been sucking on.
I mean, there's a lot of people been sucking on here, trying to feel good about themselves.
And then when they see stuff happening in Portland and Seattle, they're like... Yeah, we have to admit when there's defeats.
How did this happen?
Yeah.
We have to admit there's threats.
All right, Wayne, thanks for coming on the show.
Dude, love you.
Thank you a lot.
Take care.
Thank you for your service.
All right.
Sometimes when you say thank you for your service, I'm worried it comes across as patronizing.
Oh, I almost pressed- I almost stopped recording.
Oh, really?
You know what I mean?
It seems to trivialize their service.
I had this epiphany.
I was watching this movie last night called Dawn Rescue with Christian Bale.
Dude, I am amassing war movies to the point where I am a vet.
I need a medal.
I watched Saving Private Rhinestone, I watched The Outpost late at night, and last night I watched Dawn Rescue.
Can I at least hang out with vets on Veterans Day?
No.
That's not how it works.
Fine, I'll just steal their valor.
Maybe I'll watch enough movies where I can start going like, I was in the 34th Battalion, two tours in Iraq.
Dude, this movie's so good!
So good.
Rescue Dawn.
It was a critical acclaim.
Totally flopped in the theaters.
But it's about a guy who's shot down in Laos at the beginning of the war in Vietnam.
True story.
And he eventually decides... We gotta get the fuck out of here, dudes.
One of the guys speaks Vietnamese.
Oh, this is a great scene.
And he says, yeah, they're starving too.
Like, the guards are not having a great time either.
And they go, they're going to walk us to a new camp, encampment, and then shoot us and say we tried to escape.
And then they can all go back to their village and eat normal food.
That guy's good.
I kept recognizing him.
Is that Elliot from E.T.
or something?
Oh, wow.
Wait, is it?
I think it might be.
Look that up.
Anyway, very excited about Wayne Dupree.
He's a vet.
And this is what I was trying to get to when I was talking about that movie.
Vets are better than us.
Vets, cops, fire department, uh, firemen, they're better than us.
They're not, they're not the same as us.
Let's stop pretending we all have different jobs.
People that you meet in your neighborhood.
I'm a butcher.
I do a podcast.
I fucking drive over IEDs and almost die.
No, you're different.
They're mutants.
They're like the X-Men.
And I think it would show a little bit of reverence if we could acknowledge that and go, holy shit.
I'm not going to compete.
We're not in the same league.
As far as dudes go, they're supermodels.
There's fucking Cindy Crawford, and there's Joe Biggs, and there's Wayne Dupree.
So when you talk to vets, And cops and firemen, you just should recognize there's a different tier.
Like when I talk to Cindy Crawford, which I never have, I recognize, OK, I'm Wilford Brimley with AIDS.
I'm a different person.
I'm obviously not lower, like we're the same in the law.
But as far as bravery and your composition.
We need to acknowledge, and I hate hearing comedians talk about how You know, like David Cross, he once said, the troops, we're supposed to respect the troops.
They're killing fucking innocent Muslims all over the world.
I don't respect the troops.
I remember thinking, do you think that's a decision that they make with their superiors?
It obviously can't be a democracy when you're a soldier.
You just get told to go over there and shoot.
Right.
You don't have the balls to do it.
And you don't have the balls to live in a country that has no military.
So shut the fuck up.
It's actually, it's not him.
Who is it though?
Let me see.
It's hard to see these little pictures.
Blow it up.
Marshall Bell's in it.
That's our buddy.
Oh, maybe you don't know him.
That was before your time.
Marshall Bell is my pal.
He's your actual pal?
My actual pal.
He's the, he's, what's his name?
Quatto in Total Recall.
And he's also the mean dad in Stand By Me.
You know what happened with Marshall Bell?
He was just like a normal dude, like you and I.
Obviously we're not in the same league.
But, um, his wife did the costumes for Clockwork Orange.
Weird.
And won nine billion awards.
So then she was like in the scene.
So when he was like 50, they go, Hey, uh, whatever you want, lady.
Cause she was in the in crowd and she just, he got all these great roles.
He was in, I think that's that insect movie, right?
Stormtroopers or whatever?
Oh, Starship Troopers.
Starship Troopers?
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, he was a little wacky in that.
They found him and he was all messed up.
You wanna know a secret about him?
He goes to that cove thing that Alex Jones is obsessed with.
Oh, the Bohemian Grove.
Bohemian Grove.
Creepy.
I wonder if it is creepier if it's just like a big art installation.
Like, I don't want to disparage my pal Alex Jones.
We're having a pal conflict here, but Bohemian Grove is fun.
Is it like the Knights of Columbus, but for weird Hollywood people?
It's like the Proud Boys.
It's just dudes shooting the shit and making dirty jokes.
Unfortunately, same thing with Marina Abramovich, right?
She's just an artist who does weird shit.
Yeah.
We're gonna lose some fans saying that, but I believe the whole spirit cooking is again.
But I think Bohemian Grove, Knights of Columbus, Proud Boys is fun dudes with inside jokes having a laugh.
I think that spirit cooking is a bunch of ugly nerds trying to be part of a cool thing.
Anyway, we should get behind the paywall.
Let's figure out who this is first before we go behind the paywall.
Okay.
Yeah, it's definitely not Thomas.
Henry Thomas was the E.T.
guy.
So this is, uh, I'd have to find a picture of him since he looks different.
Henry Thomas?
That wasn't his name.
Are you sure?
Uh, yes.
Henry Thomas is Elliot.
Elliot.
But he does look a lot like him.
Elliot.
I saw him on the street once on St.
Mark's and I yelled, E.T.
phone home!
Because he was on his cell phone.
There, there.
Go back.
Go back.
That guy.
Does it say?
Jeremy Davies.
Jeremy Davies.
Who's Jeremy Davies?
He looks a lot like Henry Thomas.
I mean, he's never done anything.
Dude, that guy lost a lot of weight for that role.
Yeah, he weighed about a pound.
Oh, he's the same guy in every movie.
He looks like Corey Feldman.
He's not famous.
He came across as a dude who had done a thing that he was too famous for, you know, like a Seinfeld type of guy, and he wanted to, you know, establish himself.
Wait, he was in 1917?
No, no, no.
Saving Private Ryan.
He was the cowardly soldier.
No fucking way.
Who let the Nazi go.
He just let him walk.
Yeah.
I hated that guy.
I was like, what a coward.
Well, he's a pussy in this movie too, not to give too much away.
To be fair, I think I would do exactly what he did, but with shit in my pants if I was in his position.
You always say you watch those war movies.
I know you would.
And I would be there with the rifle I stole from one of the guards going, what the fuck are you doing?
You'd be just fine.
And then you know what I'd do?
I'd go.
I'd have to blow your head off.
You're a burden to our escape.
You're crying all the time.
You literally have shit in your pants.
Okay, well, that could give away our position, I get it.
We were talking tonight about my kid's baseball game.
Best war movies ever.
And mine were recent.
1917.
The Outpost.
Remember I told you to watch that in the theater?
Rescue Dawn.
Yep, and we... did we?
I did.
No, I did, faggot.
I watched it when we were on vacation in That's good.
Florida.
That's good.
Where are we?
Because you need to.
I mean, before this thing gets out... That's what I said tonight, too, to the dads.
I was like, I want you to see 1917, but I don't want you to see it on a TV.
Exactly.
But I think like Saving Private Ryan, 1917, The Outpost, Dawn Rescue.
I think those are my faves.
Rescue Dawn.
Rescue Dawn.
Platoon, I guess.
Yes.
It's campy, but it's good.
So easy.
It's like saying Big Mac is the best.
Full Metal Jacket.
Full Metal Jacket.
Then you get into like Deer Hunter and stuff where you go, that's definitely the coolest war movie.
But then you actually watch it and you go, This is going on!
Anyway, we're out of time.
We have to go behind the paywall.
We're very excited to have Wayne Dupree on the network.
This Friday is his first show.
We don't really have a Friday show, because Milo's so late.
And, uh, you know, I don't necessarily mean stone, but, you know, beautiful.
So I'd like to end the show, or at least this free portion of the show, by saying, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Hey!
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