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S02E193 - PAINTBALL BRATS [2020-07-30 - S02E193 - PAINTBALL BRATS]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Get Off My Lawn It's important to let the vocals go get in your zone.
	Don't eat that was New Jersey's The Scary Jokes, twee little chick band, the brainchild of one girl over there.
	What's her name?
	Liz Lyman or something like that.
	But yeah, that's a fun little jam about icicles.
	Welcome back.
	Yesterday's show was a catastrophe.
	Did you put up the write-up yet?
	Yes, it's all up there.
	Okay, what the fuck's on your ear?
	Do you want to show that to the people at home?
	Okay.
	It's an earring.
	laughter
	I don't get what's so funny about the earring.
	You are ridiculous.
	If you have diamond earrings, it looks fucking dumb, and I hate when I see black dudes wearing them.
	But you're supposed to have two, aren't you?
	No, two's gay.
	Oh, but one's one cubic zirconium is cool.
	Pubic Zerbonium.
	You've always got some little wallet knickknob or some ring made out of a part of a penny that was from the 1800s.
	He just loves to shop.
	Yep.
	What a dork.
	These are all practical things that help my life.
	Oh, really?
	A ring made from an old gold coin is a practical thing that helps your life.
	Sure.
	How is a fake diamond earring a practical thing that helps your life?
	A fancy man should have jewelry.
	You're not a fancy man.
	You are $12,000 in debt.
	You live in the fag zone.
	You haven't been laid in, I think, 100 years.
	Look at this awesome suit.
	Brooks Brothers, $200.
	Yeah, no, no.
	You shop like you're a fancy man.
	You ignore your debt, but that's not fancy.
	I guess.
	God damn.
	We dropped off the car this morning.
	It's starting to wobble.
	The Land Rover.
	And I was on my way to the gym.
	So I'm just wearing a t-shirt and sweatshorts and shoes with no socks.
	And my wife was coming back from the gym or dropping off the ducks.
	She had on like Lululemons and an undershirt and flip-flops.
	But we're dropping off an expensive car and she has a Louis Vuitton bag.
	And we're in a nice neighborhood.
	And I thought, the people at this garage must think we're drug dealers.
	No one doesn't wear vineyard vines in my town.
	And the fact that we walk around in sweatpants and even a t-shirt, you never see t-shirts in Westchester.
	Everyone has a collared shirt.
	And then on the weekends, they dress down, but they all dress exactly the same.
	It's those shorts, those basketball shorts that are so fucking big, you look like you're wearing a kilt.
	And then ankle socks and athletic running sneakers.
	And then they do wear a t-shirt under armor or something like that, or a dress shirt, vineyard vines.
	The customer in the suburbs is shocking.
	And it means I forget who people are.
	Or sometimes in a racist way, I will merge two guys and I'll think they're the same guy.
	And then I'll go, holy shit, that guy's a different guy.
	Because in the East Village and in Williamsburg, you'd have one friend who was a black midget, another friend who was a basketball player with no eyes, and then a friend who was a biker who had his arms chopped off, and then a friend who's a billionaire who wears a monocle.
	Really easy to remember who's who.
	No one looks remotely the same.
	But out in the burbs, man.
	Oh, speaking of the burbs, I had an epiphany.
	So I drove home late last night without Ryan.
	Not sure what he gets up to.
	I got to do work.
	Got to drop files and all this.
	Okay.
	So I sit in the park and I drink a beer.
	And I notice other people are doing it.
	I'm not the only one breaking the rules.
	Parks close at dusk in New York, thanks to the Central Park V, basically.
	That culture of whiling out.
	And then it just, a penny dropped.
	And I went, the reason those guys took so long to take Jail away as we sat there going, put him in the drunk tank.
	And I kept saying to Jail, dude, if you keep pushing it, I'm going to drop the hammer.
	Meaning I'm going to tell the cops about your gun and your hollow point shells.
	So why the fuck are you fucking around?
	Just get out of here.
	I'm doing you a huge favor by not snitching.
	So why are you so arrogant about it still?
	Doing that stupid koala bear thing where you go, what?
	I don't know what they're so mad about.
	Yeah.
	Cops must know too when a guy's going, I don't know why they're so mad.
	And the mad guys, sorry about the air quotes, the mad guys aren't sitting there going, they must know something's up.
	It's like because they look over and they see Ryan and I just going, dude, he can't hold his liquor.
	Just get him out of here.
	Yeah.
	We had to beat him up a bunch of times.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Just get, that's not a violent aggressor.
	That's someone who reluctantly beat someone up three times.
	Yeah.
	And then I realized, oh, they were fucking with us.
	And dropped the hammer is probably an inside joke with them.
	Because they're driving around the burbs.
	They're bored out of their minds.
	They took all these classes on subduing a bad dude.
	So when something happens, they drag it out.
	Yeah.
	I feel like if there was a robber who was in my house and I shot him or something, well, that's probably a bad example.
	But I chased him out of my house.
	I feel like they're just grabbing him, get him in the car, get him out of there.
	Boom.
	Like when we went to Amy Siskin's house, that whole thing, discussion with the police, was over in like five minutes.
	Ten minutes.
	Don't do it again.
	Get out of here.
	Boom.
	But they were bored.
	And it's kind of exciting.
	They were bored, and it's exciting.
	It's a fight, and there's blood everywhere.
	And you're like, let's drag this out for a long ass time.
	Everybody's still kind of funny.
	Yeah.
	Like, he's like, you're fake.
	You're fucking fake.
	You're forgetting.
	You're forgetting about that.
	You're a poser.
	Right.
	It's great.
	A poser.
	Imagine while he was saying that, I just start walking over to his side and I'm like, yeah, F you.
	And there's no fag zone.
	And I am cool.
	And I just start slipping.
	You look blurry, by the way, speaking of cool.
	Really?
	Yeah, don't you look blurry?
	Well, here, I'll sit in your seat.
	Okay.
	You get up.
	I'll focus you.
	Hi, I like to buy bullshit for myself, like earrings, fake diamond earrings.
	And I get excited when someone gives me Donald J. Trump's autograph on a fucking sticker.
	And I like to buy suits and do nothing with them but sit on my ass.
	And I'm a little.
	That'll do.
	I have 140 broken teeth that look like a bunch of chiclets got raped in a gangbang.
	I'm no race.
	I'm every race and no race at the same time.
	I think that's enough.
	Okay.
	That'll do.
	The old swaparoo.
	Yeah, that's much better.
	Oh, wow.
	I'm crystal clear.
	Don't say crystal queer.
	Twitter says Trump inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate is commentary on political issues.
	Oh wait, before I finish the previous point, David Cross, I like to name drop people that hate me, many years ago, like 20, he was at a party and he was sort of doing, he's not a very good dancer.
	He has a slight mod background via the Who, but he's doing like a mosh thing at a party.
	And these two people, he's sort of done, who tired gets off the dance floor.
	And these two, this couple go, oh, wow, you're really dancing up a storm out there.
	And David was shit faced.
	He's like, yeah, I love this song.
	I'm going to love it.
	They go, what is that move that you're doing there?
	Oh, it's just like a skanky thing.
	It's sort of like you're jogging.
	Uh-huh.
	And you sort of, you stay in place.
	Yeah, yeah, stay in place.
	Move around.
	You know, literally run.
	And so they're interrogating him about his cool dance moves.
	And he said, I woke up the next morning and I was just lying there.
	I just went, oh, they were making fun of me.
	Well, there's a Merck shirt I got him to buy.
	But yeah, it was one of those epiphanies.
	I was just sitting in the park sipping a beer and I went, oh, they were fucking with us.
	Now that took a week for me to catch on.
	Just like when I told Wendy Mullen the story about, I like your new sunglasses, which to update everyone, because we say it a lot, junkie friends have a stupid brunch that they don't have anything for except a Hello Kitty waffle maker and a Hello Kitty coffee machine that's this big and makes half a cup.
	And they didn't think we knew they were high on smack, which is a really annoying thing about fucking junkies.
	They show up at the bar with two large coffees.
	And you go, you're not getting a beer?
	What?
	I will.
	I'm just really tired.
	And you order two larges.
	Yeah, and that's so tired.
	Normally people drink coffee in the day and they'll have one and if they still want another one, they'll go buy another one.
	No one buys two coffees, asshole.
	So anyway, same fucking guy.
	And he's working on the thing and he goes, you're going to go get butter?
	And everyone is standing looking at them.
	It's 11 in the morning.
	And we're all like, what the fuck is this bullshit?
	Brunch party.
	And then she leaves.
	And he's still working the Hello Kitty coffee machine.
	And then she comes back and she goes, forgot my sunglasses.
	And you know, drunks do this too.
	They try to enunciate really well.
	Hi, I'm doing really well.
	I'd love it if we could get another newspaper like this one.
	And she goes, I forgot my sunglasses.
	And she puts them on.
	I don't think she said, I forgot my sunglasses.
	I think she just came back, put them on, was silent, and then was wandering out.
	And then he's fixing the coffee machine.
	And he looks up, he sees her sunglasses and goes, I like your new sunglasses.
	And it was like he had just shown us some kitty porn he'd been working on.
	Like everyone in the room just went, oh.
	Anyway, when I told Wendy Mullen that story, she said she was lying in bed the next night.
	So the next morning, I told her this story at maybe 8 p.m. on Thursday.
	Friday morning, she just woke up and went, I like your new sunglasses.
	It stuck with her.
	All right.
	So that's enough epiphany talk.
	Twitter says Trump inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate, no, yeah, Twitter says Trump, quote unquote, inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate is commentary on political issues.
	I'm getting the feeling Jack doesn't like the J's.
	The only Jay he likes is Jack.
	Oh, and yeah, I didn't realize this yesterday when we were talking about how awesome Barr is.
	So he's on trial for the feds picking up people in Portland.
	What am I supposed to do when federal buildings are being attacked for 60 days?
	Are we not allowed to send the feds in?
	So anyway, we had a bunch of riot stuff.
	We've been putting it off.
	Wait, what is this?
	For the first time, Oprah Winfrey is not on the cover of her magazine in favor of this image of Breonna Taylor created by Alexis Franklin.
	How'd they get such...
	So I guess they took like...
	Give it a few touch-ups with yellow paint, and the next thing you know, you have a cover photo.
	We all have cover photos ready to go for when we die.
	Speaking of which, Kangaroo Boy has outdone himself this time.
	What's go down now?
	What is it now?
	Francesca?
	Ramsey.
	Oh, yeah, that MTV.
	Dude, this is so good.
	She lost her fat husband.
	Her dogs died of old age.
	Her hair receded.
	Her hair is now a very handsome young man's hair on church day.
	A nose ring.
	God.
	Lady, believe in God and brush your hair.
	Please.
	So fucking gross.
	But so she lists, scroll forward, she lists all these victims of police violence.
	And her thesis, by the way, for her new show, she's back now with MTV's decoded.
	The new dedication, the new ethos, the new raison debt, the new thrust of her show is just exclusively cops suck.
	And I don't care if you show me a few cops doing good.
	That means nothing.
	Ignore it.
	It's evil.
	They're all sons of bitches.
	Isn't it funny how Black Lives Matter is about destroying the nuclear family?
	And then she comes back after her family fell apart and she can't wait to tell you about how cops suck.
	They're just saboteurs who hate their own shitty lives.
	That's all this is.
	They don't want to improve anything.
	And they say, well, we have to burn it down, America down, to rebuild it.
	There's no rebuilding plans.
	This is, they're arsonists.
	Arsonist brats.
	Anyway, scroll forward to her show.
	Yeah, there's it.
	That's it.
	You've handpicked several instances which, you know, we live in a country of 330 million people.
	No, God.
	This is not surprising.
	It's not shocking.
	Oh my God.
	So she and what is her message to you and to the world?
	Right out of the gates?
	Fuck cops.
	Man, fuck them.
	Ridiculous.
	All cops are heroes.
	You're a goddamn person.
	Anyway, I highly recommend you cite your subscriber.
	But she lists about 15 deaths.
	And I didn't recognize a lot of the names.
	I thought I was well versed on the police brutality thing.
	And then Kangaroo goes to lists them all.
	And they're like trannies who are trying to stab the police.
	They're all these people who even the radical BLMs don't really cite because they're terrible examples of police brutality, including this one chick who's a dude and was murdered by random black guys in a robbery.
	They tried to steal her car.
	She fought them.
	They shot her.
	And it's listed as yet another example of police brutality.
	What?
	Shouldn't police be present?
	And as Kangaroo Jack points out, it was cops who got those bad guys that killed that tranny.
	That's how you know who killed the tranny.
	Weird.
	All right.
	Should we start the show?
	Hell yeah.
	You ready to rock?
	Hell yeah.
	Wait, what's that New York post cover?
	Lockstock and two smoking cops.
	Officers on shooting duty caught with hookah inside.
	Hell yeah.
	Well, that's the beauty of affirmative action.
	We need more women.
	We need more women of color.
	What could possibly go wrong?
	Why focus on meritocracy when we can try to make every government organization some sort of pizza pie collective of all the minorities in the world?
	Okay, let's, this is going to be funny.
	This is a Bidenism.
	This is 1-1.
	Let's roast this loser who thinks he can be president.
	Oh my God.
	Wait, stop.
	You really got to, you can't miss a second of this.
	It's so hilarious.
	I can't wait to see this dumbass step in it once again.
	Go, W. Good afternoon, everyone.
	Welcome to Kingswood Community Center.
	Actually, that's the one down I used to work as a joke.
	You know where you were anyway.
	Good afternoon, everyone.
	Welcome to Kingswood Community Center.
	Go watch it again.
	Actually, that's the one down I used to work as a joke.
	You know where you were anyway.
	So that's that.
	This is getting a little punching down.
	I agree.
	I like making fun of someone who doesn't have Alzheimer's.
	I like making fun of people who aren't dying, whose brains You're right, Jonathan Falcon.
	It's terrible.
	That was not fun.
	That was so fucking sad.
	Can I call the cops?
	Yeah, this is exploitation.
	Like, I want to call the FBI.
	Hi, I want to report a stolen man.
	I want to report the first a live weekend at Bernie's.
	Yeah, there's several million people have abducted this guy and they're making him run for president and he's not well.
	And whisper in my ear.
	Wow.
	And go home and get me pillows.
	They would make sure they'd actually probably nothing ever taught in, you can't do it in the COVID time, but they'd actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.
	Don't you breathe out carbon dioxide?
	I don't think that's good to breathe in.
	I don't think he knows that.
	Don't we breathe in oxygen and then breathe out carbon dioxide?
	Yes.
	You're not supposed to breathe in someone's exhale.
	They'd actually wear your own, which is why masks are kind of.
	That's what suffocating is.
	They were trying to kill you, Joe.
	I wish they had.
	Put you out of your misery.
	No, I think we have to call The Hague or the United Nations or something.
	Hi, international courts.
	I'm calling from America.
	An entire half of the country stole an Alzheimer's patient.
	And now he says, that's where I used to work.
	That's a joke.
	This is Peter Sellers in being there.
	Right.
	James Woods on latest Biden gaff.
	It's outright cruelty to leave him in a family.
	It really is.
	This isn't funny.
	I know.
	That last bit was not amusing to me.
	I didn't enjoy it at all.
	I like seeing Hillary suffer.
	I think she's a mass murderer.
	She's a worthy adversary.
	But, uh, this shit?
	That's a joke.
	I was just joking.
	I know where I am.
	I'm with you.
	Joking.
	You should do stand-up.
	Biden.
	Biden the comedian.
	Ah, damn, this pen is getting weak.
	I hate that.
	I have thousands of these.
	The minimum is $1,500 you have to make.
	Maybe I should sell these.
	But they say crtv.com.
	I could put a sticker over that.
	A sticker.
	Over everyone?
	Well, yeah.
	Yeah, I guess make the proceeds go to Justice for Liberty.
	Any hassle.
	Besides the Alzheimer's, besides the fact that his brain is just mush, it's a Slurpee.
	Go buy a blue Slurpee and then have someone pour it out into the palm of your hands.
	Make a bowl with your hands.
	Pour a blue Slurpee in there.
	That's Joe Biden's brain.
	Like, you better not open your fingers or it's going to slip through the cracks.
	Whoever the vice president is is the president.
	So when you're voting for Joe, you're voting for, is it Kamala Harris?
	Is it that psycho that was on Tucker last night with the short hair who is a rabid communist who supports Cuba on a regular basis and was bros with Fidel Castro?
	The other problem with Joe is not just the Alzheimer's, but he's been a lying sack of shit for so long that we see him contradict himself constantly.
	So anytime he says something, I'm pro-life, you're going to find pro-choice.
	Because he's anyone's dog for a bone.
	Perfect example of this is recently he was saying, yes, whites are a minority soon, and that's good.
	Whites should be a minority.
	Okay?
	Can you imagine someone saying that about any other group?
	Blacks should be a minority.
	Not only a minority.
	Muslim communities, but African communities, Asian communities, Hispanic communities.
	It's Hispanic.
	What's Hispanic?
	Only our Muslim communities, but African communities, Asian communities, Hispanic communities.
	And the wave still continues.
	It's not going to stop.
	Isn't it important that he was bald more bald in the 80s and 90s than he is today?
	We want it to stop.
	As a matter of fact, it's one of the things I think we can be most proud of.
	So there's a second thing in that black box.
	An unrelenting stream of immigration.
	Non-stop.
	Non-stop.
	Look at this guy.
	Folks like me who were Caucasian of European descent for the first time in 2017 will be in an absolute minority in the United States of America.
	Absolute minority.
	Fewer than 50% of the people in America from then and on will be white European stock.
	That's not a bad thing.
	No.
	That's a source of our strength.
	Yeah, it worked out well for Zimbabwe.
	And then you just go, okay, so that's your stance.
	You like immigration, multiculturalism.
	You want whites to be a minority.
	You like it to be a mishmash, a hodgepodge.
	Okay, I understand.
	I'm familiar with that philosophy.
	I don't agree with it, but okay.
	And then we have him back when he was a much younger man explaining that the worst thing that could happen would be whites being a minority.
	We would end up in a racial jungle.
	And he doesn't want that.
	He doesn't want a bunch of blacks and Africans and Hispanics everywhere.
	Go back up, go back up to the subheads.
	He then said, unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle.
	The jungle being a racial jungle with tensions having built so high that it is going to explode at some point.
	Really?
	Like, say, what, like, two months of rioting, cities burning down, unprecedented crime, that kind of explosion?
	Anyway, I don't want to make fun of Biden anymore.
	I don't like it.
	It's mean.
	It feels bad.
	It was a joke.
	You know where you are.
	I don't have to tell you where you are.
	You know.
	I'm just joking.
	It's a joke.
	That would be a cue to have the Sopranos.
	Oh.
	Sorry, sorry.
	Okay.
	It's a joke.
	Keep launching.
	Please, it's a fucking joke.
	It's a joke.
	What's that supposed to mean?
	If I was still on Twitter, I would make a video.
	Hey, Carpe, if you're out there, can you make a video of Sal saying it's a joke and then Biden saying it's a joke?
	I was here.
	It's a joke.
	All right, let's talk about racism for a while.
	This is going to be a very typical show.
	Don't get your hopes up if you're not looking, if you're looking for something special.
	We got a lot of special episodes coming up.
	Monday and Tuesday are pure mailbags.
	We got a live from the secret spot Wednesday night.
	Thursday, I'm going to go through children from babies till 13.
	And I don't know.
	That might be a two-hour app.
	Maybe three.
	I don't know, because I got a lot to say.
	A lot of little things come up.
	And it's funny, too, because you want to be their friends, but then you have to draw the line sometimes.
	It's sort of like Ryan and I. Like, we're buddies, sort of.
	But if he didn't show up for work one day, I'd be punching holes in the wall and lighting his whole building on fire.
	But I'm killing you on a human level.
	No, you know what I would do?
	I would go to your grandparents' house and cut off their pinkies.
	Over and over and over.
	No, just like that.
	Oh, there's only two people.
	They'd be like, Ryan, what happened here?
	Why do you not go to work?
	He's a crazy man.
	He's so crazy.
	So you cut off their pinkies and now they speak in a...
	Do they have an accent?
	No, they don't.
	Puerto Rico.
	Yeah.
	I was when we were at that pool yesterday and I was just like drowning in recinclins as I always am these days.
	I'm not invited to any of my local country clubs where all the white people go, so I'm just with Recons.
	I'm at Recons with the Gym, Recons at the pool.
	I turn on the Mets.
	It's all Hispanics.
	Boxing has been taken over by Sispanics.
	That's what they're called now, by the way.
	Isn't it weird?
	When I grew up, boxing was a black and a white Irish thing, Italian, Jews, lots of Jew boxers from Brooklyn, the Bronx, and then a smattering of Hispanics.
	There was Roberto Nomas.
	Now it's just 100%.
	And you hear the trainers yelling out Spanish.
	It's perfectly normal to hear zero English.
	And, you know, when they play the match and you can hear the trainers yelling, especially now that there's no audience.
	And it's all Spanish.
	I don't have a problem with it.
	Although I have a racist theory, I'm thinking.
	I have a...
	Please don't get me kicked off Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, PayPal, and Instagram for this.
	But it's possible Hispanics are bad at business.
	Maybe.
	Case in point A. Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	Drowned in debt.
	He's literally wearing a diamond earring right now.
	Cubic zirconium.
	And he has a suit on like he's going to some sort of job.
	I am going to a job.
	Why do you have suit pants on?
	No one sees your pants.
	You've got like dress shoes on.
	People see my pants.
	If I'm walking on the subway or whatever the hell I got to do, people see you're dressed up as a businessman.
	Yeah, it's LARPing.
	It's a costume.
	It's the best LARP possible.
	So anyway, this guy, every time I see him, he's got a new thing he bought.
	He shows me, hey, check it out.
	It's a crock holder.
	He literally bought a crock holder for fastening his crocks to his It's my keys thing.
	So you see these Instagram ads and you go, who the fuck buys these?
	You do.
	Yeah.
	My Chilbo Schwagens has improved my life.
	I don't jingle around my pocket for my keys no more.
	They're just whoop, boop.
	Yeah, you don't have any keys.
	You have the studio keys, your apartment keys.
	You don't own anything.
	What other keys do you have?
	My grandparents' grandparents' key, and then also a finder, because I could lime out and then forget where things are.
	So I just double-click.
	I could look at my phone and it rings my keys, or I could click this, and then it finds my phone.
	How many keys do you have?
	How many keys do you have?
	I have my motorcycle, my two car keys, I have two separate homes, the studio keys.
	I have a salad bowl of keys.
	I have five keys.
	Two for my home upstate, two for my apartment, one for my mail thing.
	Without the car keys, I've got this many keys.
	Bicycle, home, studio.
	Anyway, this is.
	So I'm bad at business.
	And most of Puerto Rico.
	Anyway, so that's one.
	We all know we don't need a big story on Ryan.
	And then we have my barber, bless his cotton socks, Dominican guy, never on time, very intelligent, MAGA.
	But he cuts rich people's hair.
	And he told me that he was cutting this one guy's hair and they were talking.
	They said, let's do a brick and mortar.
	How much would you need for a brick and mortar?
	He goes, I don't know, 100 grand.
	And they go, we can do it.
	And then he goes, but I don't want that.
	I'm not doing that.
	Dude, when someone offers you 100 grand, I don't care if it's to blow them.
	Say yes.
	And he goes, no, my plan is a sprinter van.
	You know, a van you can stand up in.
	And then I customize that.
	I drive to your place.
	You get in the sprinter van.
	It's air-conditioned.
	And then it's a portable barbershop, no brick and mortar.
	Okay, I like that concept, but where are you going to get the money from?
	And I bet you for the next 10 years, it'll still be way cheaper just to go to people's homes.
	You have your own car, you drive there, scissors, bloop, bloop, blop.
	It's better than a barbershop.
	The sprinter van, I guess, could work maybe in Manhattan, but way down the line.
	And he goes, well, I looked into it to have it customized and it was 67 grand.
	So 67 grand with $40 haircuts?
	Yes, that's how expensive it is for a guy to come to your house these days.
	That's true.
	You're never, ever going to, that's bad, bad business idea.
	Third guy, Puerto Rican, a guy I know at my old boxing gym.
	He had all these dudes.
	We were paying $10 each, and there was like 20 of them, 200 bucks for 45 minutes.
	Nice.
	Then it kept going down as he would do things like make us work out in a different room.
	So it was out of sight, out of mind, so other people wouldn't see us.
	Kept going down.
	Eventually, it got down to like five.
	And there was this chick, and in the gym world, women are the sweetest plum.
	They will pay anything.
	Women pay $300 to have their hair blown out.
	Nothing, no cutting, nothing.
	Just blown.
	I just learned about this this year.
	I'm fucking stunned.
	$300 for you to blow dry my non-wet hair.
	We're never going to financially recover from it.
	And then they try it.
	So you get them in and they feel like a badass and, oh, I'm kicking Trump's ass or whatever.
	And then they ask you to come to their house and you do like $150 personal training, whatever.
	I'm not exaggerating, by the way, $150.
	So she moves.
	He doesn't pick up her clients.
	And then we're stuck in the room.
	And then he doubles the price.
	Now it's $22.
	So as your customer base is dwindling to almost nothing, you double the price?
	I'm getting back.
	I know this is not a great case study.
	I've only got three so far.
	And then he makes t-shirts of his trainer thing.
	Let's say it's called Master Blaster.
	There's all these Master Blaster shirts, different sizes, different colors.
	That must have cost him $2,000.
	Let me guess he has cards too.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Puerto Ricans love their cards.
	I noticed they do like the...
	They'd have cards.
	I need a big sign, maybe a neon sign.
	They go for like the aesthetic first before like the system.
	Like what a little kid would do.
	I know this other place, too, they used to give away like free stuff, you know, just like because they like that you're buying stuff from them.
	So they like.
	It's not really a great way to save money and do good business.
	What are you talking about, Ryan?
	Did you get hit in the head?
	Like a little local store or a bodega.
	Then my friend's t-shirt company goes to free things.
	The way you explain things to people is the five W's, who, went, when, where, why.
	So what are you, are you talking about a store that's Puerto Rican?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Friends of mine.
	Okay.
	Their family started this like t-shirt company.
	What?
	Oh, yeah.
	And they get excited that you're buying stuff, so they give you free shit and they're like, oh, you know, because they're happy that they have a business and you're a customer.
	Folks at home, does this person seem like he's concussed to you?
	Maybe.
	You seem weird.
	Did you take the drugs?
	I don't have a lot of confidence because anything that I say, I know that it's just.
	I know, but you're talking so weird.
	Did you take a pill?
	No.
	Promise?
	Yeah, no.
	I swear.
	I wish.
	I wish.
	I remember when my brother was about six?
	I would be 18, 19.
	And I said to his friend, another six-year-old, I go, hey guys, what are you doing?
	Having fun?
	Yeah, we're just hanging out.
	You want to meet some chicks?
	No, thank you.
	Okay, I was going to get a whiskey.
	Do you guys want whiskey?
	You want to have a whiskey there, Darren?
	And he goes, I wish.
	Six-year-old.
	I go, I could get it for you right now.
	I'll get the glass.
	Oh, my God.
	Did I ever tell you about this story?
	This is a total tangent.
	I've told this story in the show before, but when my brother was a little kid, I was staying at my parents' house and I was in the basement doing some work.
	And I could hear, he was maybe seven.
	And they were playing a game where they would go in a box and then one of them would stick their penis through a hole.
	And the other could see it with a flashlight.
	And he would try to identify who it was.
	And the game was called, Who, Who, Who Are You?
	And What Do You Do?
	That's right.
	So, wait, you've played this before?
	You know the story.
	I know this story.
	Right.
	So I want to play it with you later, by the way.
	No, thanks.
	Well, if there's only two of us, it'd be too easy.
	But maybe we'd get some other guys.
	Maybe.
	Some trans guys just pushing their vagina at the hole.
	That's probably the trans one, right?
	Anyway, they come in and they say, they explain the game to me and they say, whatever, someone had their penis in for too long or I don't know what.
	And I remember being their age, and I told you the story about how it was, Jamie Beals and I were saying goodbye, and I was at the end of his driveway.
	I was like, later, Jamie, and he goes, later days, Blaze.
	And then I'm like, later days.
	And we keep, the weapons keep going up.
	We did it pretty slowly.
	So then there was an RPG.
	And then I was like, later, Dale.
	I mean, Jamie.
	I'm a fighter jet.
	And then he was like, later.
	And this is hard to beat a tank, right?
	So he was just like, and then I just, I didn't have, I was out of things.
	So I just go later and I pulled out my pants and moon him and just go or something like that.
	And his mother bashes open the screen and comes running out.
	I was six or seven.
	And she goes, we do not reveal our bottoms on Stencett Avenue.
	That's not how we behave here.
	And I remember just feeling like this, you know, the wet bucket challenge for cancer?
	It was just like shame.
	Yeah.
	Just drenched in shame.
	And I remember for weeks, I'd be lying in bed praying to God that I could just go back in time and have not revealed my buttocks to Jamie Beals.
	We don't behave like that on Stinson Avenue.
	Didn't I realize that?
	Meanwhile, when I was in the retard class, we were over it at that point.
	You couldn't make us cry.
	We'd been through the ringer.
	Half of us were dead and dead inside.
	And we were on a school trip and we were pressing hams, pushing our butts against the back window to other cars.
	And Mr. Gunn found out and he had the exact same reaction.
	He goes, we do not reveal our buttocks and push them against glass at Diabre Moody Jr.
	High.
	That's not the way we behave at this institution.
	And then someone, I think it was Stephen Snip, goes, it's called pressing a ham, Mr. Gunn.
	It was Auschwitz.
	Like we all collapsed.
	We were dead bodies everywhere.
	It was, it was the funniest moment of my life.
	Not that I think Auschwitz is funny.
	Anyway, we're off a lot of tangents here.
	Oh yeah, so I told the kids, I was probably like 20 at the time.
	Well, if he's six, yeah, I would have been 20.
	And I go, guys, kids make mistakes, they experiment.
	I don't want you to beat yourselves up about it.
	Just forget about it.
	Probably not play that game anymore, but it's all right.
	You're going to be fine.
	And they weren't even freaked out about it.
	They were kind of laughing when they told.
	From that day forward, my brother's friends were not allowed to come by when I was visiting.
	You know why?
	Why?
	Because they told their parents that I said it's okay for little boys to play with each other's penises.
	Oh, man.
	Holy shit.
	I'm lucky I didn't get the shit beaten out of me.
	Yeah.
	Who, who are you?
	I didn't say that.
	Who are you and what do you do?
	I'm not advocating playing who, who, who are you and what do you do?
	Unless you're an adult.
	Right.
	That's an adult game.
	Yeah.
	I got blamed for teaching my cousin.
	Like my cousin got into a pretty serious fight.
	And he said, yeah, my cousin taught me that.
	And I was like, no, I didn't.
	I don't even like you.
	I've never taught you anything, you little shit.
	You blamed me.
	And it worked.
	Yeah.
	And then, Ryan, did you show him this wrestling move and you told him to try it?
	No.
	I don't talk to him.
	It doesn't have the shame of a sexual you play games with your friends and penises.
	One time we got caught whipping snowballs at cars and we were jumping through our neighbor's hedges to hide and then throwing them from the over the hedge and we destroyed her hedges.
	And my mom goes, Mrs. Clintock says that you and Darren Alberti and Brian Cook were all throwing snowballs at cars and you wrecked her hedges.
	And I went, what?
	Just like that dude.
	I go, what are you talking about?
	What?
	Show it again.
	That's what I did.
	And the woman was super old.
	So my mom goes, Yeah, I thought it sounded kind of weird.
	You wrecked her hedges.
	And I go, Okay, what the hell are you talking about?
	What will she, poor woman, what will she think of next?
	Meanwhile, her hedges were just pins by the time we were done.
	All right, that's enough trips down memory lane.
	Let's get into what really matters, of course, racism.
	Favorite subject here on the show.
	So we've been talking a lot about how this myth that cops are hunting you is really dangerous because kids, like that black kid at the baseball game yesterday whose sunglasses fell off and they thought he dropped the ball, if everything is racial in your mind, then everything is racial.
	Everyone's out to get you.
	And it's a really negative way to see the world.
	It's like hunger games.
	And Tiffany Hadish is the latest to fall for this lie.
	I'm afraid to have children because they're going to be hunted or killed.
	All right, boys.
	You ready?
	Let's go Negro hunting.
	Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, pew, pew, pew.
	And I assume you get away with this.
	Yeah.
	What's his name?
	Our Ahmed Aubrey was just going for a jog in his Timberlands.
	That's all.
	In a neighborhood 13 miles from his house.
	That's all.
	Just going for a jog.
	Let's see some of the.
	There's part of me that would like to do that, and I always make up these excuses like, oh, I need a million dollars in the bank before I do this, I need this, I need that.
	But really, it's that I would have to give birth to someone that looks like me and knowing that they're going to be hunted or killed.
	Why would I put someone through that?
	You shouldn't.
	You should definitely not bring someone into the world if they're going to be hunted or killed.
	But they're not going to be.
	You're thinking of the movie The Matrix, I think?
	Like even in the movie world, that's pretty rare.
	Hunger Games.
	So these two guys are talking about what Tiffany Haddish said?
	No?
	Vitamin C's.
	Tiffany Haddish.
	The dude with Tiffany Hadish's face on his face.
	Oh.
	A teammate of mine, CJ, he got his own one coming out, so I wanted to bless him tonight.
	This is an hour-long thing.
	I don't know if you can.
	I wanted to bless him.
	Yeah.
	Did he sneeze?
	I guess you're a god, right?
	Kings.
	We wasn't kings.
	We was gods.
	Black is king.
	I want to bless him.
	You can't bless people, dude.
	I thought this was funny.
	I actually emailed you this, Ryan, after the notes.
	It was a beautiful little comeback to this professor who said that racism is unforgivable or something.
	He's got a really annoying Italian name.
	Yeah, that's it.
	George Chicarello?
	Chichirello.
	George Chichirello.
	Can I just stop the show to say we were talking about Charo recently?
	Remember, I said that I saw that Tranny commercial with what's her name?
	The one she was on, Laverne Cox, and she was being a total whore in these sexy boots.
	And I went, fuck, women haven't been proud and sexy since I was a kid.
	And then I was remembering Charo, who was a beautiful guitarist and fun, but she was also like slutty sexy.
	I grew up where women were really proud of the fact that they gave you a boner.
	They were going for that.
	It was hot.
	They wanted to be cat called.
	They were teases.
	And they'd occasionally put out, too.
	Wanna hear something?
	You two?
	Yesterday, I was in the park, and a man came over to me and said that I was an animal.
	That was just wishful thank you.
	She sure is touchy, huh?
	Who say that?
	He kept calling me Pussycat.
	That's such a figure of speech.
	He didn't really think you were a cat.
	Oh, yes, Kidi, I know that.
	How do you know?
	Oh, Pussy, I'm like left with that question because he told me his wife washed a dog.
	So he wanted her pussy, and he said something about doggy style, and she didn't understand his English, and she thought that he thought he was an he thought she was an animal.
	Yeah.
	It's like sex jokes.
	The whole thing is a giant tease.
	Go back to her.
	I'm getting horny.
	Well, all right, should I go back to her because you're getting horny, or should I stay off of it because you're getting horny?
	Why?
	Do you think I'm going to rape you?
	No.
	I don't want you, Ryan.
	I just don't want to be in a room with a boner.
	Dude, put your hand down my pants right now.
	I won't even like it one bit.
	Well, we could just skip it.
	I'll probably say, no, thank you.
	We could skip the experiment.
	We could make out for like an hour and I'd be like, boring.
	It's a long experiment.
	Yeah, I would barely, barely.
	I would not like it at all.
	Well, I'd like to.
	If I was just to touch your nipples while we kissed on the lips.
	Okay, well, it's good because.
	We could try it right now.
	We could take our clothes off and just lie on top of each other.
	And I bet you I would barely even almost not get a boner at all.
	It's a good thing.
	I believe you.
	There's no need to do it.
	Good.
	No need to call my bluff.
	No, look at another Charo video.
	Just go Charo in YouTube.
	Charo.
	I want to see her in red short shorts.
	Okay, there's red.
	No, that's the Tel Ross.
	Charoka Marshall, but that's a lot of fun.
	We should probably do it with some date here.
	So that's a song.
	But, you know.
	Burt Reynolds and Charo.
	Charo, let's see, 1970s, right?
	1982.
	1980s.
	80s.
	Come on, Charo.
	Oh, she's nice and mature.
	Don Rickles right there.
	Yeah, this will be good.
	And they weren't demeaning to her.
	We're playing the game with her.
	Throw it away!
	Now we became Japanese.
	Now we're playing the game with her.
	You didn't get the joke.
	The joke was that you're getting horny and I got to cool you down.
	He missed it and just jumped into some Japanese thing.
	He was so fast that he was just like onto a new thing.
	Yeah.
	No time!
	No get away!
	No get away!
	No shirt!
	This is basically before feminism ruined everything.
	Like, she's having fun too.
	She's not below him.
	This is a blast.
	Yeah, everyone's having fun.
	She's sexy.
	He was just staring at her tits.
	She's in no danger.
	You know?
	He's the one getting harassed right now.
	He's dancing around.
	She's still got this sexy demeanor.
	Everyone's chastity is intact.
	It's all done with love.
	See?
	He's not literally grabbing her.
	She goes through the kiss.
	What was the point of that?
	There's so much fun happening here.
	There's no real linear thing.
	I thought you were doing a bull.
	You're going to do a bull thing.
	Oh, there we go.
	Okay, they're back there.
	Shin Coke?
	We gotta go read the notes.
	Oh!
	Shit!
	I was gonna...
	I was gonna drop my pants and fire a rocket!
	What a bunch.
	When we say Make America Great Again, we're just trying to get back to that.
	Where people weren't uptight and you could just be stupid.
	And women were sexy.
	And you weren't going to rape them.
	Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
	Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
	That's your rules.
	So go back to that tweet with the clapping.
	Yeah, there's something really particularly gross about old white men doing the hand clap.
	Racist speech is violence, he says.
	And then someone points out that he's the same guy who tweeted back in 2016, all I want for Christmas is white genocide.
	So you're playing with the big boys when you say that, right?
	You're saying, I want 65 to 70% of the population in America murdered.
	That's a lot.
	That's more than World War II.
	That's up there with Stalin and Mao's numbers.
	So when you threaten hundreds of millions of people, people get pissed off and say, fuck you, I want you dead.
	What's his reaction?
	I have to quit my job.
	I'm in danger.
	So go to 1-4.
	This poor guy.
	That's 1-4.
	Oh, sorry, 1-5.
	This poor guy.
	Drexel professor resigns amid controversial threats.
	That's not the guy, though.
	The black guy, I think, is the...
	Am I fucked up?
	Did I fuck with you?
	There's nothing to me but just another target.
	You're f***ing dead, kid.
	Watch out.
	You want to watch genocide?
	We're going to struggle with you, motherfucker.
	We'll see you tomorrow.
	George Gigarello Mar at Drexel University has gotten hundreds of messages.
	You picked a fight with Earth.
	And by the way, welcome to my world, Drexel Professor.
	It started last December.
	Nobody wants to hear that, especially when I threaten to kill tons of people.
	Especially when I...
	I want genocide, but people are death threatening me?
	I want genocide.
	I wanted to kill hundreds of millions of people, and a handful of people said they wanted me dead.
	So I quit my job.
	Well, you are white, so that maybe we'll start with you, sir.
	Yeah.
	What a weirdo.
	The professor said the threats began last December.
	We did that white genocide thing.
	He said the tweet was a joke.
	It was a satirical jab at a certain paranoid racist fantasy and that white genocide does not exist.
	This is such a boring concept, white genocide.
	Like, what does it even mean?
	Joe Biden just said we'll be a minority, and that's a good thing.
	So there is a push for whites to be a minority.
	No one's saying that people are going around purposely killing white people the way they killed Jews.
	So you're being purposefully ignorant.
	That's like when I got doxed by that giraffe Antifa guy and he put my phone number out, I got probably thousands, definitely more than hundreds, probably 2,000 people texting me and calling me and telling me that they love white genocide.
	like I'm the white genocide guy.
	Anyway.
	So New York, Portland, America's made it very clear they don't want police.
	I don't live in New York City anymore, but I work there every day.
	And I'd like you to see what New York is like now.
	I am scared when I walk around New York, especially at night.
	I sort of trot to my car after we do the live shows.
	And you know that calling the cops is not going to do anything.
	They're not going to get there in time.
	And the criminal won't be prosecuted.
	He'll just be really pissed at you for wasting his time.
	But this is a black couple that were on the train the other day.
	I think it's the J-Train.
	He used to take to go to Mets games.
	And he just was stabbing people and threatening to kill them all.
	stabbed a young couple.
	That guy in the striped shirt, his hand is bleeding.
	And he's disoriented.
	I think he might be concerned.
	What's up?
	What's up?
	What's up, you fuck nigga?
	Hey, that's you kick my hack and talk.
	You gotta hit you.
	Why you record it?
	Why you record it?
	Calm down.
	Delete it.
	Call it.
	Delete it.
	Delete it.
	And delete you?
	If anyone wants to come visit New York, that's the place to be.
	And that brings us beautifully into our next subject at hand, which is the riots.
	Remember that dude who was punching the old man?
	It was way more disturbing than George Floyd.
	Sorry.
	And Rodney King.
	Just punching this old man, going, get in my bed, nigga.
	Get out of my bed.
	Well, that man is dead now.
	Nursing home patient 75 dies two months after he's brutally beaten by his 20-year-old roommate.
	And remember, that roommate was a piece of shit career criminal that they threw into a nursing home for some reason.
	Maybe to get the COVID numbers up.
	Hey, let's put this murderer in there.
	Maybe he'll kill some people and we can count that as a COVID death.
	Now they say, oh, it was two months after he was attacked.
	He broke his ribs.
	Have you ever had your ribs broken?
	I don't think I've ever had my ribs broken.
	I've had them sh cracked and bruised, shattered.
	Even a cracked rib for at least five weeks, you can't laugh, sneeze, getting out of bed is hell.
	And that's from, I'm in pretty good shape.
	75-year-old, so he loses his appetite.
	He can't exercise.
	He's got four broken fingers, broken ribs, and a broken jaw.
	Now he's having trouble eating.
	Dead.
	And where are those riots?
	Where is the outrage from this?
	Can you imagine if this dude who did that was a mega guy?
	And the victim appears.
	He didn't look black in the video, but he looks black there.
	Sure it does.
	That's the piece of shit.
	He's still one of God's children.
	Do you remember this video?
	God, it was hard to watch.
	They can't...
	Anyway, that pisses me off that a loser, a porn star drug addict, shitty father who abandoned children all over the country and was a criminal, a petty criminal, gets like three funerals.
	They give his mother that marine flag, the folded flag.
	This giant hologram.
	I think a hologram of him is going on tour right now.
	It is.
	It's on the censored.tv news area.
	We're going to check this out here.
	There it is.
	Hologram, George Floyd kicks off U.S. tour.
	George Floyd, what a hero.
	He's not the hero we deserve.
	He's the hero we need.
	Yeah, I'm looking at footage of the riots and I'm realizing that this is all LARPing.
	This is fake.
	Oh shit, I don't think I included that.
	But I'm watching them scream and they're getting shot with pepper balls and they're like, whoa, and they're holding up their shields and stuff.
	It's a paintball game for them.
	This has 0.0001% to do with politics.
	And you're just watching people play.
	It's a party.
	And rioting is fun.
	I'm not going to deny.
	Throwing a brick at a tall building and seeing some window smash way up there.
	That's fun.
	It's totally negligent.
	But look at this.
	At 1.8, they've decided in DC that you can't eat ice cream while people are dying.
	Remember, it's not enough to be not racist.
	You have to be anti-racist.
	And it's not enough to not hurt black people.
	You have to be at a rally.
	And if you're not, if you take a break, we will harass you.
	A lot of inconvenience to me.
	You can put your ice cream down for five seconds and give us respect.
	Did you hear that?
	Pause.
	You can put your ice cream down for five seconds and give us respect.
	No.
	I have zero respect for you.
	You harass people who are eating ice cream.
	Show me how you deserve respect.
	Let's see if this lasts five seconds.
	Someone knelt on a porn star's neck?
	And give us his pants!
	Silence on!
	Silence on!
	Silence.
	Let's make noise.
	It's a hell of a silence.
	Nice silent moment.
	Look at that doofus on the left.
	That autistic kid.
	Those parents are so proud.
	This parent is so proud.
	Yeah, just either fight them or get out of there.
	What are you going to do?
	Win an argument with them?
	Oh, there's about 20 of them.
	How is this planned?
	Imagine the write-up.
	Hey guys, we're going to go buy the village ice cream and just harass anyone eating ice cream.
	And we're going to go to the brunch spot and tell them to stop eating eggs.
	Okay.
	So in other good news, though, this sort of fuck this pen.
	The unmarked minivan picking up assholes has started to appear in New York.
	Just stop.
	This is why Barr is on trial because the feds are starting to scoop people up.
	Even Dave Smith, the libertarian comedian, is all pissed off going, this should scare you no matter where you are on the spectrum.
	At some point, after two months of rioting and burning shit down and looting, we've got to pull out the big guns, no?
	What do you want me to do?
	Burning federal buildings, attacking cops, killing cops, killing black kids, killing a one-year-old in the crossfire.
	I think it's time rule of law made a peekaboo.
	Do you mind?
	Well, what does FBI in my car?
	300 NYPD cars have been vandalized since this started.
	It doesn't help to write MYPD on the side.
	Pewds cheering
	Is it Rude Kaidiri looks under the car?
	Is he looking for bombs?
	And then they jump in front of the car.
	The thing I don't get is the police are the most powerful.
	You see them as the most powerful gang in the country, right?
	Okay, I understand your perspective.
	You picked a fight with this powerful gang and you're screaming your head off when they retaliate.
	Do you slap pagans in the face, too?
	And then scream when they blow your head off?
	This is one of the best stories.
	You probably already heard it.
	But you know, that little kid we just showed, the autistic kids smashing the thing, bunk, bunk, bunk with his little cargo shorts.
	His parents are proud of him.
	I remember seeing this in the burbs when all these dumb teenage girls were camping out at their high school for Black Lives Matter, where zero black people attend.
	And all their parents, I'd see their parents on next door saying, I'm so proud of my girl.
	She's out there fighting.
	It's the same with these boomer grannies, too.
	Remember, grannies of 20-year-olds are 65 years old.
	They are the boomers.
	They are the hippies.
	So they love this shit.
	They think it's really cool sticking it to the man.
	My boy's just like me.
	You were annoying too, but at least you had a point with Vietnam.
	This has no point.
	And so this granny buys her son a bulletproof vest, which she can't wait to model.
	Hey man, fighting the revolution.
	And so she does a product review, and that's how we catch the guy.
	He threw a bomb at federal agents.
	Hey, what are you doing?
	Oh, that's the bomb?
	Dude, I don't think you get that this game is not a game.
	Imagine being in jail for 10 years because of a paintball game.
	On the one hand, they're LARPing just like Civil War reenactors or those like hit points, four hit points, Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt.
	That's what it is to them.
	To the police and the government, you're breaking federal laws.
	You're going to be doing non-fantasy prison time.
	So there he is talking to a nude person.
	That's the same naked protester that spread her vadge.
	Look, he's trying to pick up chicks.
	And look at the picture.
	Zoom in on that picture.
	Fast shipping great vest.
	I got this for my grandson who's a protester downtown.
	He uses it every night and says it does the job.
	Yes, I recommend this product.
	Look at my little boy.
	He's got his designer distressed denim with the articulated knees, the little pockets on the side, and he's got his tie-dye shirt.
	He's adorable.
	That's my little boy.
	The guy threw the IED.
	So that's where she bought it, the product review, but go back.
	The guy who threw the IED at the Portland Corners was identifying review by his grandma.
	This might be the most embarrassing to do the NTV yet.
	Grandma's a little revolutionary retweet for LUL's archive.
	Pick Twitter.
	Have we covered everything there?
	Yeah.
	By the way, I've said this a hundred times.
	Gateway Pundit, man, your fucking site is just...
	I thought I had them, though.
	But there's like ads for Gateway Pundit in Gateway Pundit.
	Anyway.
	I think did we talk about this yesterday, 21?
	Molly Jung Fast.
	She's the editor-at-large at Daily Beast.
	And she said this bullshit.
	If you're anti-Antifa, aren't you pro-fascism?
	Yep, that's how it works.
	Yeah, we talked about that yesterday.
	This is a great clip, 2-2.
	This woman, she's a single mom.
	She loves George Floyd.
	As a mother, when I heard him call out for his mother, it really struck me.
	How about when the mother-to-be was nine months pregnant and he pushed his gun into her belly and forced her back into her house and then pistol whipped her?
	That's a mom.
	That George Floyd did that to a mom.
	How do you feel about that?
	Is that okay?
	These are all pathetic liars.
	I'm so tired.
	I'm sick of breath because I'm a single mom.
	And I work full-time.
	And I have to come and spend my nights with you because I can't stand my name straight to take my mom.
	We're not here because it's so f ⁇ ing.
	We don't care about this.
	We care about them.
	This is America's most embarrassing time.
	George, when he called out, Mama, that's why I'm here.
	That's why I'm here.
	You mean the treatment of the Indians was bad?
	Obviously, slavery was bad.
	Those weren't embarrassing.
	They were just immoral.
	And we fixed them.
	But this is embarrassing.
	Listen to any award speech.
	And the Oscar for Fat Megalomaniac who's full of shit goes to summoned mama.
	There are so many amazing black women who have been doing this fight for years and I showed up late.
	I'm so tardy to this party, but I'm making up for it because I'm so angry.
	I'm just so tardy to this party.
	That's what I'm screaming.
	It's a party.
	It's not real.
	So angry.
	And black people are allowed to be angry.
	And who cares if somebody graffities on this stupid building?
	We're talking about human lives.
	That's NBC News.
	Welcome back.
	And here's another one.
	23.
	Oh, no.
	Okay.
	Gotcha.
	Yeah, 23.
	So the big problem with Proud Boys and me in general, if you look at my Wikipedia, it says right out of the gate that I endorse violence and I promote violence and violence, violence.
	And remember that homo in Iceland who was getting, who was harassing that proud boy?
	He said, if you don't believe that they advocate for violence, here is a Google search at the Guardian and Daily Caller, no, Daily Beast or whatever.
	And so they pretend they hate violence.
	But then you talk to them and you go, what about violence from your end?
	And they go, it's necessary.
	I'm Ami Horowitz and chaos is breaking out in Portland, which means pretty regularly.
	We're talking about dancing.
	For weeks, Portland has seen Black Lives Matter protest nightly in front of the federal courthouse.
	The mainstream media would have you think that these protests are peaceful and they simply want to stop police brutality.
	Nothing could be further from the truth.
	Many of them were hardcore rioters who were using pipes, hammers, and even golf clubs to break down the protective shielding of the building and to bust through.
	They repeatedly used incendiary devices in order to create multiple fires in the hope of burning the building down and everyone inside.
	Despite what the media would have you believe, like just come out there with pepper spray or scourging the rockets.
	Why let them get away with this much?
	Only when the federal building was in danger of burning down and its occupants were threatened did the federal officers come out to extinguish the threat and did so as humanely as possible using tear gas, pepper spray, and other non-lethal means, even after they were attacked with glass, bottles, and locks.
	At one point, I was hit by propelled gas canister.
	There were groups of people interrogating journalists.
	They warned me that if I portrayed the protesters in a negative light, I would face street justice.
	And after being recognized, I was pelted with broken glass.
	In the words of the protesters that I spoke to, the goal of these protests is to encourage society.
	went into Ferguson and was asking them about how they feel about Jews.
	By the By the way, they didn't feel great.
	Wait, this is all very important.
	I should have time-stamped it, but I like that intro.
	But this really sums up the left and why we should ignore their fake pearl-clutching about violence.
	They love violence.
	They just don't like self-defense because it inhibits their words of the protesters that I spoke to.
	The goal of these protests is to encourage societal breakdown so that it could be rebuilt in their own work image.
	We haven't declared a revolutionary war.
	Is that what we need to do?
	I strongly feel like we do.
	Do you think chaos is a good tool in order to reshuffle the debt?
	It's become a useful tool.
	Chaos, that's a complete reboot.
	So do you think that organized chaos...
	See what it means.
	Yes, yes.
	Key word, organized chaos.
	I think it could be used as a tool.
	Should we be able to use that chaos to tear down the system and to ultimately rebuild it?
	I believe so.
	Is it time for us to end the American experiment and start all over again?
	Definitely.
	If we failed, as an American experiment, it needs to be addressed.
	Is it time to end the American experiment and then start all over again?
	I think that we have to burn it down.
	Do you think it's time to end the American experiment?
	Yes!
	Uh, yeah, it is time to end it.
	Do we need violence as a tool?
	Yes?
	You gotta have violence.
	Do you think that violence is a legitimate tool in order to make change?
	There's four levels of protest.
	Looting and rioting is part of being protesting.
	So yes, I do agree that it needs to be there.
	Do you think that violence like that is a proper response?
	I think that response is an outcry of being silenced for way too long.
	Not everyone that night felt the same way as the majority of protesters.
	So they're not against violence.
	But I'll end this with some great evidence that this is all a fucking game to them.
	Go to 2-4 and you'll see a very interesting moment at 59 Seconds Inn where you can see spray painted on one of the cement dividers.
	Gas me, daddy.
	Like that goes beyond a game.
	That's, we're getting sexual now.
	Oh, you may have to kill me.
	There we are.
	See that in the bottom right?
	Gas me, daddy.
	Is that like a Dutch oven?
	Be careful what you wish for.
	Here you go, sweetheart.
	Doesn't that sum it up?
	It's just like rare.
	It's like some crazy drunk bitch who wants you to slap her.
	That's what you gonna do, bitch, pussy.
	What you gonna do?
	What you gonna do?
	You don't have the balls to hit me.
	It's not fun.
	But here's a better example.
	One six.
	Where he sits there and goes, hit me in the head.
	Guess me, daddy.
	Hit me right here.
	Hit me in the head.
	And then guess what happens?
	Okay, I'm gonna guess.
	Right here!
	Right here!
	I thought of it!
	right here.
	You're going to try to kill me, too!
	It's blood!
	It's type of the American experiment.
	Is there anyone who has it better than people in Portland, Oregon?
	So he's showing them where.
	Camilo, can you explain what happened to the last thing?
	They got the wrong spot.
	I didn't expect it at all.
	They've stopped announcing, like, you need to now clear the area.
	Now they'll just rush.
	But they weren't even rushing that fast.
	I didn't expect it at all.
	Hit me right here.
	Where the hell is that coming from?
	And they didn't announce they were going to clear the area first.
	They're cheating.
	This is like a liar in a paintball game going, we were told we'd have 10 minutes to further our troops and get closer to the red flag.
	They flanked us and they shot two of our guys between whistles.
	And that's how they got to their flag first.
	And then you look at the tape.
	You go, no, no, that was all within the defined parameters.
	This came out and they started doing their storm trooper march.
	And so we all started backing up, right?
	Okay, well, you clear, want us to clear this area?
	We'll clear, right?
	We're not in the place where we're like trading live rounds or some shit, so we're going to comply with that shit.
	So I'm walking backwards, walking backwards.
	I get All the way across the park from the fence in front of the justice center into the next intersection, and I turn around to look, and it was nuts.
	I see this fed raise up the barrel of his pepper ball gun and shoot me right in the face.
	It was not some cross-he shot you right in the face of all the people to shoot in the face.
	He shot some guy in the face who was saying, shoot me in the face.
	This is so absurd.
	I'm now out of my own trumpet sounds.
	I thought of it!
	Right here!
	Random, indiscriminate.
	It was directly trying to hit me in the head.
	I thought of it!
	Right here!
	You know, just, you know, random.
	Gone is an expression.
	That's an ancient Chinese secret.
	And it was hard.
	It hit me fucking hard.
	And I went down and dropped my horn, and I had a leap floor in my head, too.
	And then when I kind of came to, you know, just like a second or two later, I got up, saw my horn, grabbed it, ran, because they were still marching forward.
	It's not like they were seeing it.
	They were coming at you, and all you did was say, come at me.
	And, yeah, man, I was bleeding profusely.
	And the ball got lodged.
	A lot of pieces all lodged up in there.
	There's still pieces.
	You know, this is a little microcosm of what would happen if they got their way.
	They burn America to the ground.
	And then they go, out of nowhere, all of a sudden, where there's no services, I called the cops because I don't have a home and it was cold.
	And then there's nowhere to stay.
	And then these people stole my food.
	And then I called the, it won't be the cops, right?
	It'll be called the anarcho-socialist monitoring force.
	I called the ASMF and they didn't come by for like four hours.
	The fuck?
	All I did was destroy America and now it sucks.
	I mean, we see this with Muslims all the time.
	They'll move into an area like Luton, take it over, it turns into a piece of shit, and they go, I want to get out of here.
	This place sucks.
	Pakistan.
	We need Pakistan.
	Zinzabad.
	Pakistan.
	Zinzabad.
	Ala Akbar.
	And then, okay, fine.
	Here's a country.
	They get it.
	Kill a bunch of chicks, murder everyone.
	They go, this place you gave me sucks.
	It's sort of like the UN.
	I forget the town.
	It was Jordan or something.
	And they built them a soccer field.
	There you go.
	And they started hanging women from the goalposts.
	And they said, we built that really for more of a soccer kind of a vibe and not a murdering 18-year-old girls because they didn't blow you vibe.
	And they said, well, build us a hanging section.
	And we will hang them there.
	You leave us no choice.
	You can't, I gotta say that Vix Vargel yesterday was right.
	You can't give these assholes any slack.
	And I used to feel like a weirdo when I would compare ISIS with Antifa, but not anymore.
	All right, here's the last one.
	These people jump on a car and then get indignant when the car doesn't comply.
	Oh, freaking out.
	Look, they jumped on her car.
	And then she starts driving because she's scared and they all get mad.
	I don't get it.
	It's so weird.
	Can you imagine doing that?
	And what is wrong with you?
	Why don't you kick a tiger in the head?
	What is wrong with you?
	They keep filming your license plate like we're gonna...
	What is wrong with you?
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	What's wrong with you, you stupid bitch?
	Get the fuck out of here, please.
	Put the fuck up away!
	That's everyone's mom.
	Trying to get home.
	And these lunatics are jumping on her car and then screaming at her and threatening her life.
	Stop making your car so danceable!
	Is there the police standing in front of your car now?
	She's got her hands up.
	Sorry.
	I won't do it again.
	Thank you.
	They have not identified the poor.
	You blew my mad as shit.
	My disgrace.
	And you're not going to rest her?
	Is she a white woman?
	Huh?
	You're off time to be a cop.
	Touch us.
	Don't touch us!
	And you!
	Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	What the fuck?
	Deanna killed us.
	Arrest her!
	The police went into her apartment to do a wellness check.
	She was suicidal, and then her boyfriend started shooting at the cops, and she got caught in the crossfire.
	It's like the worst example of police brutality in a long time.
	What the fuck is going on, folks?
	Sorry, I had to get all that riot shit out of the way, but Jesus Luis.
	Clown Worlds is an understatement.
	Now we have spoiled brats getting their way and complaining.
	And they're playing a stupid game and they're winning stupid prizes.
	Anyway, let's have some fun and go over to the Mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
	Let me touch it.
	We got way too much email.
	I'm going to hire someone to go through our letters and just post them on the site.
	Without people's addresses, don't worry.
	And without the duds.
	Okay.
	Hey, Gav and Supreme Leader of the Fag Zone.
	Your recent comments about the Boogaloo movement made you sound like you received all your information from MSNBC.
	The Boogaloo movement has nothing to do with the race war.
	It would make sense for an alt-right group comprised of mostly white men to declare a race war then protect BLM protesters.
	The Boogaloo boys are mostly libertarians and anarcho-capitalists that are strongly opposed to government overreach that has especially gotten out of hand recently.
	It's gotten a lot in hand.
	It's not even close to out of hand.
	wish it was out of hand.
	I believe the hang-up is that you have identified as...
	I believe the hangup is that you have identified as an libertarian before, yet your recent opinions have shown that that is not the case.
	seems pretty disingenuous to say that they are an alt-right group that's preparing for a race right after they had an altercation with the Proud Boys.
	I do not doubt that feds have infiltrated the group, just like I do not doubt they've infiltrated Proud Boys.
	It happens to any group of federally government, the federal government labels as dangerous or even just controversial.
	You're a fucking moron wit.
	And you're a fucking pussy who is not out there in the real world if you think that government overreach is out of control.
	Boogaloo boys are a joke.
	The Boogaloo Boys are pussies.
	They're stay-at-home pussies.
	Some of them have shown up at things in Hawaiian shirts, kissing Antifa and Black Lives Matter ass, because you're fucking morons.
	You're losers.
	You're fucking Reddit 4chan fakers.
	Go fuck yourself.
	You're a fucking joke.
	And you're not like the Proud Boys.
	The Proud Boys have organized chapters all over the world who do bodyguarding.
	They protect conservative speakers.
	They've saved Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin.
	You're just a bunch of fucking poser faggots.
	Go fuck yourselves.
	You don't exist.
	You're just like these LARPers playing paintball.
	You're not a thing.
	What fucker said that?
	Hey, Gavin, this would make an amazing video drop.
	It's from the series Beyond Scared Straight.
	First time I saw this, I laughed so hard I farted.
	Go ahead and start it.
	You can slip one.
	Anybody can kill you.
	You can slip and fall in a banana peel.
	You can get in a car wreck.
	You can fall off a bridge.
	You can have an aneurysm on a toilet.
	You never know.
	No.
	On a toilet.
	You never know.
	It's a mix of uneducated and rather stupid.
	You can have an aneurysm on the toilet.
	Aneurysm on a toilet.
	You never know.
	To make you simple, sir.
	That is a winner.
	That's fucking comedy.
	Hey, retard Gavin, that hurts.
	And fat zone occupant.
	This is a Christian from Jalisco, Mexico again.
	If you're born gay, then what is the big deal with Drag Queen Story Hour or the whole gender movement?
	If you're not gay, based on your theory, then you will not be persuaded whatsoever.
	Let all the mentally ill gays have a ball.
	What's the big deal?
	Because we're not worried about them making kids gay.
	We're worried about them normalizing it to the point where it's okay to touch a little boy, and now pedophilia is a gray area.
	We've already seen Desmond is Amazing at two in the morning at strip clubs and gay bars with men putting money in his pocket.
	We're not worried about a non-gay Desmond is Amazing becoming gay.
	We're worried about a young boy being corrupted sexually and getting fucked, if you will.
	Also, this may be anecdotal.
	I know of a guy that was sexually abused in juvenile prison, and when he got out, he came out as bi.
	I was friends in the middle school, never got a gay vibe from him.
	I feel his gay identity was forced on him.
	Yes, it is possible a percentage of gays.
	Jim Goad and I disagree on this, but I would say like 10, 15 maybe percent of gay men were sort of driven there.
	I'd say it's a larger percentage with women because women are better looking, so it's easier to jump ship.
	Actually, let me lower that gay one.
	Let's say under 10%.
	And then for lesbians, I'd say it could be as high as 25, especially these lugs, these lesbians until graduation, where they're super hot and they're lesbians from like 20 to 25.
	We haven't checked in on Desmond in a while.
	How's he doing?
	Apparently, he got attacked.
	Hi, everyone.
	Desmond's amazing.
	then yeah, Thursday it was a bad day.
	And I'll just get to the I did a movie, but let's get to the main part now.
	So I finished shooting the movie and I did like a little video for something, so like it was just like a little video after that.
	And then we decided to get on the L train.
	We met a fan.
	And then my mom, my mom and I, our legs were hurting so we decided to take the elevator and it was packed out.
	So, and then this man every day.
	Like, but anyways, like, something like this like this.
	Like this.
	And he just jumped his base.
	He was right here.
	And he was right here.
	So he was right there.
	And then he then, like, it was going up really slow.
	And, like, five seconds in, he started yelling that I'm abused.
	And, like, my mom, like, makes me do stuff that I want to do, which is, like, not true at all.
	Like, he was saying that.
	Like, my mom prostitutes me.
	Where are they in Williamsburg, Brooklyn living now?
	I thought they were from Montreal.
	You get a free refugee status.
	And who moves their kid from Williamsburg?
	You know, it just moves yourself.
	Also, isn't it funny that a lot of them grew up without dads?
	They never had a father.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I heard an episode when you said you wanted pics to see who your followers are.
	Yeah, I like the pics.
	I'm not sure you should be doxing them, but you get a lot out of a picture.
	Like how old they are and everything.
	Hey, G-Dog and President Faggy, being a sports fan and diehard Red Sox guy has been really fucking hard lately with all the capitulation and virtue signaling from almost all those guys.
	And is it also hard, Martin, to watch us destroy you these past three games, this series?
	Is it hard seeing the Mets eat the Boston Red Sox for breakfast?
	And is it hard to look at Fenway Stadium and see Black Lives Matter written in the Red Sox font that's about a block long when the Mets didn't kneel?
	No one believes me when I say this, and I don't think the Mets want to publicize it.
	The Mets didn't kneel.
	The Brays also didn't kneel on opening day.
	The Yankees kneel.
	I love saying it to Yankees fans.
	They get so pissed off.
	You can see their blood boiling.
	And they deny it.
	They go, no, no, no.
	The Mets knelt at the opening ceremony.
	And I have all the proof on my phone and I show it to them.
	And then I just sit there and watch their blood boil.
	One guy goes, yeah, The Yankees kneel, they also win.
	True.
	True.
	When I heard the Mets didn't kneel for the anthem, I figured it was time for me to jump ship and root for the guys who didn't kneel, and then kicked my formerly beloved Red Sox ass.
	Maybe I can join baseball again.
	Thanks.
	I like you more than a friend, Martin.
	P.S. I even bought a new hat.
	Wow.
	You came over to the dark side.
	Welcome aboard.
	Welcome to the Mets, my friend.
	Where do you live?
	If you still live in Boston, you could be in a lot of shit with that.
	But if you've left Boston, yeah, come to the Mets.
	Welcome aboard.
	Great to have you.
	Liking the Yankees, it's like liking Superman.
	The Mets are like Wolverine.
	They're a cool superhero.
	And they didn't kneel.
	Gav Tastic, and not to mention we have the two greatest pitchers in the league, including Jacob DeGrom, who has won two Cy Youngs in a fucking row.
	But our closers are an issue.
	Me and Diaz.
	Wow.
	Gav Tastic and Rye Fagstick.
	You guys have got to watch The Joker again in the context of what is happening politically today with the riots.
	It's disconcertingly analogous to the shit world the left wants and has created.
	It's quite literally clown world.
	Weird shit.
	Thanks.
	I'm aware of The Joker and how it relates to these modern riots.
	What a weird assignment.
	This is the arrogance of the Zoomers.
	Yeah, you don't really understand.
	You saw The Joker through different eyes.
	Watch it again.
	50-year-old man.
	Watch it again.
	And you'll see a whole new perspective.
	Fuck you.
	Fucking little kid telling me to reinterpret something.
	But I do.
	All right, last one.
	You want to talk about woke?
	I'm woke.
	Thought you might use this pearl.
	Mine's not playing.
	Opening attach.
	You want to talk about woke?
	You want to talk about woke?
	I'm woke.
	Damn.
	This is intense.
	Talk about woke.
	I'm woke.
	Let me see it.
	Mine won't load.
	You want to talk about loke?
	I'm woke.
	Wow, that's cool.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	What do we do with that?
	I guess I'll tweet it out.
	Oh, no, wait.
	All right, I got to read this one.
	From Philip, Big Nate.
	Gav, did you notice that the Big Nate kid show, Social Studies Teachers, was Mr. God-free?
	No God for kids.
	Anything they can do to push evolution atheism.
	Also, Ryan is not just gay.
	He is a fag.
	Ouch.
	and if you Thank you.
	Hey, Gav, if Without a Paddle isn't your kid's new favorite movie, I'll mail my next dump to Antifa headquarters.
	I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	All right, that's the last one.
	Let's see what he's talking about.
	And by the way, I'm just going to say I don't like it because I want you to mail shit to Antifa.
	It's a great movie.
	Without a Paddle?
	Wait, it's from 2004?
	It's great.
	It's a great adventure film.
	You'll notice, by the way, once again, Ryan comes alive when we talk about children's movies.
	It's not a children's movie.
	This is PG-13.
	It might be a little too rich for the youngest.
	Is there sex in it?
	I only care if there's sex.
	Some suggestive.
	What?
	What are you doing?
	Let's just show the trailer.
	I don't like that tall guy.
	Oh, Matthew.
	He was in SLC punk.
	Yeah, Matthew Lillard.
	Alright, without a double-decker.
	The trailer was already there at the top.
	Jerry can't commit.
	I won't play the role of nagging girlfriend anymore.
	Nagging wife made you happier.
	Oh, dear God.
	Dan's a little timid.
	Afraid of self-affection.
	Like, saram?
	Afraid that somehow it'll get draped over my head.
	And it's very sticky.
	Not afraid of anything.
	Is that the corpse of Billy Newman?
	Where'd you guys park?
	For three childhood friends.
	Let's take the trip.
	I have responsibilities.
	You guys are out there.
	Hey, look a deer.
	Paramount pictures.
	We're just taking a trip.
	You make a couple mistakes up there, you gone.
	Um, you're a boy scout.
	No.
	We want to hear something crazy.
	My brother did this exact day, and it was really dangerous.
	And guess who he was with?
	Who?
	Justin Trudeau.
	No.
	He was with?
	That was part of the crew.
	Get the hell out of here.
	Because he was friends with Justin's brother.
	Oh, crap.
	And at one point, Justin said they were having a campfire.
	Whoa.
	Oh, my God.
	I just walked right into that trap.
	Talk about a target audience.
	If you want to roll down those stockings, I'm all natural.
	Super natural.
	After everything we've been through, we finally run out of these guys fall off.
	What doesn't kill you?
	Stay calm.
	It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position.
	Abort the fetal position makes you stronger.
	Whatever it is, you fellas are looking for.
	You gotta go out and get it.
	All right, that looks pretty good.
	Don't risk it.
	I had this terrible reputation for kids' movies thanks to blank check.
	And then I started working out, doing push-ups, and I just kept hitting him out of the park.
	Skyscraper with The Rock.
	The Brothers Grim.
	It was just like hit after hit.
	My kids were like, RIPD, heads off.
	R.I.P.D., that's ancient.
	What were you going to say about Judea?
	I don't think you finished that.
	Oh, sorry.
	He said when they had a campfire and he goes, guys, I'm a little worried about the carbon footprint here.
	Should we be doing this?
	How about the footprint that's going to be in your ass in a second?
	Fruit.
	And then I chose a stinker.
	What was it again?
	It was.
	Oh, shit.
	It was the fish that saved Pittsburgh.
	I got arrogant.
	Sort of like when you're playing blackjack and you're getting bored and you put down like 40 bucks, even though you have 12, like the 12 total.
	And it's almost like you want to lose or something.
	They might like Groundhog's Day.
	We've seen that a million times.
	The trailer looks really good for this.
	And I remember when I was, I probably saw this when I was like 11.
	And I remember just going, what the fuck?
	There's no plot, though.
	The plot is just this astrologist decides, she decides that the basketball team should all be Pisces, and it works, and they start winning.
	And they've never won before.
	That's it.
	That's amazing.
	That's the whole movie.
	There's no like, things are going bad, then they get good, or there's no crisis.
	It's just they do really well as a Pisces team.
	It's got speed.
	It's got the news.
	It's got rhythm.
	All across the land.
	It's got style.
	That's all it has.
	Anyway, that got me back.
	And I was kind of happy to be off the top of the picking movies for the kids hill.
	But now I want to get back in the game, and I might use that to get my points back up.
	Have you ever seen Wild, Wild West with the kids?
	Nope.
	It's a bomb, dude.
	They got mechanical wrecking shit.
	Shooting, but it's clean.
	So I'm a high-ex in it.
	Ryan, is that time with kids' movies all the time?
	If any girls are watching this and they're single, they're going to go, they're going to be so turned off.
	I don't give a hell.
	If you don't deserve to be aware of the girls at my I like Will Smith and Wild, Wild West, you don't deserve me at my I Like Toy Story 3, the adult one that grew with the generation it once pleased when it debuted.
	You heard it here first, folks.
	Toy Story 3, the adult one.
	There's lots of fucking and violence in Toy Story 3, apparently.
	There's tearjerking moments.
	All right, let's end the show.
	We went way too long.
	1-7.
	It's the NSFW.
	We gotta give it away.
	No, no, no, actually, I didn't mean to say that.
	1-8.
	Let's end it with 1-8.
	So we're seeing all these spoiled brats fuck around, and they don't seem to find out.
	Well, let's end it with one of them finding out, because it feels good.
	It feels good to see some retribution here.
	So this guy's got a camera.
	This has got to be Toronto.
	This big Uyghur town, Toronto, the real name of the hip-hop.
	They work really hard to do big defeats.
	I think Europeans, Germans are like this too.
	They're really good at appropriating the culture, doing a good job.
	It's a nice tag.
	Well, not if you live there.
	If you live there, you're pissed off.
	You came here and vandalized this bug.
	You can't fucking do that to people's faces, okay?
	I understand you.
	I understand you, sir.
	You can't be doing that.
	I talked to a Jamaican guy, he said he's not.
	He said Kensington Blake.
	He vandalized my house, okay?
	I swear to God, I don't even know what's here.
	He said it.
	He said the Kensington Light Guard.
	I'm sorry, sir.
	I'm so sorry.
	I'm so sorry.
	I'm fucking bleeding.
	Hear that?
	I'm so sorry.
	I'm fucking bleeding.
	Yeah, that's what happens when you get punched in the face.
	It's like I'm spray painting the snow with your face paint.
	I'm doing my own graffiti.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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