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GOML LIVE #58 - LIVE STREAM FAIL

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	One of the cool things about having kids is they turn you into hot new jams.
	And that was Odd Ones Out paired with another YouTuber, Boyna Band.
	Do these people know that they're for kids?
	Eh?
	Um, they have to.
	They know their demo.
	Yeah.
	Do they know their demo is kids?
	If they have a hundred million views, I think they have to be paying attention.
	Is that a hundred million views?
	Yeah.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	If you want to make money, go for kids.
	FGTV is my boy's.
	He's seven.
	His other favorite one, and they are fucking...
	I could not do it.
	I could not do it.
	I don't care how many billions are involved.
	I just couldn't.
	And I'm not disrespecting them.
	Tenacious, you made some money.
	Congratulations.
	But like being clean and kid-friendly.
	And I listen to kids place live in the car if I'm feeling generous with the kids.
	And there's all these songs.
	Like people have written songs that go things like, you gotta be patient.
	Yeah, you gotta understand that your mom's kind of busy.
	Can you imagine just sitting there?
	Like, it's worse than, at least Sesame Street was like, the letter B. But now it's like, hey, you gotta be patient, buddy.
	Or this other, he reads these books, these audio books.
	He doesn't read these books, but it's like Nate.
	There's Captain Underpants, but there's Big Nate.
	And the writer, you can hear him.
	You can tell he's a super lefty fucking lib.
	And when he narrates these books, they go, and then I wanted to hear what the principal had to say, but he wasn't listening to me anytime soon.
	This is the worst summer ever.
	See if you can find any of that narration.
	I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.
	And it's great for a little kid, and I'm glad that Big Nate exists,'cause all my...
	Well, don't sign up for the audiobook.
	There's got to be something on YouTube.
	What were you going to do?
	Like, play a sample.
	Like, play a sample or something.
	Play a sample.
	Can you imagine making kid content?
	I can't imagine a...
	You know what's awesome?
	Social studies.
	Let's go, guys.
	We don't want to keep Mrs. Godfrey waiting.
	Yep.
	You heard me.
	Social studies is officially the highlight of my day.
	I like it better than English and science and math.
	I even like it better than art, which is really saying something.
	Since I happen to be Nate Wright, artistic genius.
	You probably think.
	Yeah, I could see how kids would enjoy that.
	So when that's, he has that on in the kitchen in the morning, I'm just like, I'll have my croissant on the couch.
	Thanks.
	I just can't do it.
	And sometimes we would draw together and I have to put in headphones because I can't.
	And I came across one of the type of cringe, like in the wild, while watching Jeopardy the other day.
	And it was like this girl who was like, she's like, so I understand you jumped into a lake.
	And she's like, I did.
	And it was so cold that I'm just getting the feeling back in my leg.
	And everybody's like, it was like old sitcom corny.
	Yeah, chicks do that a lot.
	My wife does that, that fake laugh when we meet, we're with strangers.
	And it's like, oh, sorry.
	I didn't know they were over there.
	And I just want to go, stop laughing.
	Why are you laughing?
	I am completely lost.
	No, you're completely lost.
	You don't have to giggle.
	But before we start the show, we want to talk about Blades movie made by RealAwakening.com.
	R-E-E-L.
	This episode was brought to you by Blades, the movie from RealAwakening.com.
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	Check out the movie Blades.
	And we'd like to wish happy birthday to Charles from Blades.
	I'm not sure which one he is.
	I believe he's the protagonist.
	Let's say that's him there.
	Happy birthday, dude.
	God bless America.
	You know, I just got back from a baseball game.
	I had kind of a super dad day.
	You want to hear about my day?
	Heck yeah.
	It's very black and Hispanic.
	I'm known as the only racist in my all-white neighborhood, and none of these people have ever met a black person or a brown person, nor do they know how to talk to them.
	They shit their pants if any of them show up.
	Some black people in the neighboring town started to walk their dogs in our little park, and the whole town had a nervous breakdown.
	And now there's a fence with giant chains, and it closes at noon because blacks went near them.
	But they hate racists.
	The only thing they hate more than racists is blacks.
	They like the concept.
	Like I thought back when the shit was really hitting the fan, this woman jogged by me and she saw me in my driveway and she goes and blows snot out of her nose onto my driveway.
	This is a woman whose home is probably worth $2 million.
	Her husband makes, you Know 2 million a year.
	She doesn't do fuck all.
	Her only job is to stay thin.
	There's an au pair, a nanny, a maid, probably live in.
	So she doesn't do anything but just stay thin so she doesn't get dumped.
	And she chose a neighborhood that's all white, the whitest place I've ever lived.
	And the schools are not, it's easier just to count the black kids.
	In each school, there's probably like three black kids.
	I'm not fucking exaggerating.
	Like K to sixth grade, I think, four black kids in the entire school.
	And if you increase that number, the snot blowers would have a fucking heart attack.
	But yet they're the most dogmatic about racial equality.
	And it's something, not to, I'm not bragging, I ain't bragging, but it's something that's not really in my mind.
	Like what, say you are a racist, right?
	You hate blacks.
	What are you going to do?
	Send them back?
	It's just an opinion.
	Like, I don't care how you feel about a race.
	I don't blow snot at fucking anti-Semites, white supremacists, black supremacists.
	I don't give a shit what people feel.
	I fucking hate jazz.
	I despise musicals.
	Flip-flops make me give me a panic attack.
	When I see kids walking around with shower shoes and fucking ankle socks, I want to chop their legs off.
	When I see kids swimming with underwear on underneath their bathing suit, what the fuck?
	I find it infuriating.
	But I don't put signs on their lawn.
	I don't blow snot at them.
	It's none of my business, really.
	I don't want my kids.
	My sons will never wear Birkenstocks.
	I promise you that.
	That's a fact, Jack.
	Although I have conceded to let them wear slides to the pool.
	We went to a great pool today.
	So let me tell you about my day.
	Woke up very early because I was drunk the night before.
	Had a bit of an argument with my boy, my eldest boy.
	My wife had the tenacity and the lovingness to get a little pack of cards.
	It's like a family game.
	I'll find out what it's called.
	And there's questions that you ask the fam.
	Like, if you could have three wishes, what would they be?
	It's a silly little thing to get everyone in the family talking when she pulled it out after dinner.
	And so his first thing he goes is, I don't know much about baseball, and he knows everything about baseball.
	So I'll ask him a question like, hey, if it bounces right in front of the plate, but then goes over the line, is that a foul?
	And he'll just go.
	And it's fucking annoying.
	Mikey!
	So the first wish he has is that he wished my dad knew something about baseball so then I could, you know, learn more from him and I could be in the MLB.
	And if you knew the background of how many times I said, stop doing the smile or we're leaving this park now, like City Field watching a game.
	I'm getting really pissed off.
	And then, and I'm just like, I'm getting madder and madder.
	And then the next time the questions go around and he goes, what would your wish be?
	And he goes, I wish we would never do Family Night ever again.
	I was like, all right, that's it.
	I took my plate and I went to the sink and just smashed it in the sink and went out the back door.
	Damn.
	So today I thought, let's take it down a notch.
	I wasn't wasted when I did that, by the way.
	But I went out to the bars after that.
	So I woke up.
	Oh, time to brag.
	Guess who didn't wet themselves last night?
	Was that you?
	Mr. Cool.
	Mr. Shit Together McGee.
	That rules.
	I started pissing my pants and woke the fuck up.
	Wow.
	You want to talk about woke?
	I'm woke.
	And a little wet.
	A little damp.
	Well, yes.
	One pocket got wet.
	And I woke up, made it to my salon, pulled down my pants.
	I noticed I had many drops down my leg.
	My pocket had been a little moistened.
	A lot moistened, okay.
	But just the pocket.
	Nothing else.
	Dry jeans.
	And if I had any doubts, I saw my wife lying down on that couch the next morning reading the newspaper.
	So you can laugh, Milo.
	You can put your plastic on the couch when I sit down.
	But I don't do that anymore.
	I haven't went to bed in at least a week.
	I'm proud.
	And last night I did not.
	I peed a part of one pant.
	Take the clock down.
	It's bothering the shit out of me.
	I'll do the change.
	We've got batteries right there.
	This helps me know when to read ads, folks.
	It's very important.
	And that is not the correct time.
	Don't worry.
	This show is live.
	Oh, it's only one battery.
	Maybe if it had more batteries, this wouldn't be an issue.
	And by the way, clock manufacturers, this is not a Sony Walkman.
	It's not the 80s.
	So the second that this isn't going to be accurate, it should just stop.
	Like, sort of the time is not really working for us, as people who need to know what time it is.
	What time is it?
	Reminds me of the Canadian rap band, The Dream Warriors.
	Wake up in the morning.
	Do you remember them?
	That sounds a little familiar.
	Wake up in the morning.
	Don't wash your face in my sink, sink, sink.
	They used the song from Jeopardy.
	Don't wash your face in my sink, yeah.
	It's one of the few Canadian things that made it across the border.
	So Canadian rap.
	Nelson Mandela and Margaret Thatcher.
	This isn't the right video.
	Am I sick?
	You watch your face?
	Am I sick?
	Sing.
	You watch it.
	Thank you.
	Oh, yes, it was.
	I'm sorry.
	There's two different that when they're in jail.
	Okay, but jump in the middle.
	Now the basin is clean to the gleam of the eye.
	You constantly lie when ducks cry out.
	But you are not about what you say.
	The image, the field you reveal or portray.
	But never ever will I fall fault to the effects of bam wagonism.
	So please listen.
	Can you hang that up, please?
	That's not the correct video, but whatever.
	He's got a big stick in the video.
	So that let's take it down on the fucking Nazi dad and be a nice dad today.
	I got to reestablish my relationship with my boy.
	So I drove them out, all the kids, to FDR Nature Preserve.
	And there is a pool there that is the biggest pool I've ever been in in my life.
	It would take you probably four minutes to swim from one end to the other.
	I think I've been there.
	And that's good swimming.
	Dude, it was, first of all, oh yeah, first I went to the gym though.
	So I got up at seven.
	I had the horrors, as they say.
	And when you're a drinker, you wake up usually like five and you have about an hour and a half of hell where it's just living nightmares and you can't sleep and you feel awake.
	Then if you wait it out, you'll go back to sleep for an hour.
	But if it's seven, you might as well get up.
	So you have crippling nightmares, shocking fear.
	Everyone's dead.
	Your children are in peril.
	And then you wake up.
	And, oh, that's an old, they removed the slide and the diving boards.
	I hate that.
	It's so symbolic to me.
	It just seems like, and the bars are still there.
	There's just no Boeing part.
	I hate that.
	And that's 11 feet deep there.
	But that's honestly a sliver of the pool.
	Like, I hope they show the whole thing.
	Anyway, so I go boxing, right?
	And Larry's there.
	Oh my God.
	Yeah, that is huge.
	I had a good Larry line.
	I said, he's like, what you going to do, cupcake?
	And I said, look around.
	Look around, Larry.
	You see what those are?
	What do you see?
	You see punching bags, right?
	That's what I see when I look at you.
	He goes, you, you, you talk shit with the best of them.
	I'm bragging that a black man likes my jokes.
	But that's like all blacks and Hispanics.
	And Italians who grew up in the Bronx, so they're basically Hispanic.
	Like Tommy Baggs goes, hey, Gavin, how about this heat, huh?
	And the humidity.
	It's fucking brutal, right?
	And I go, yeah, imagine you were white, Tommy.
	It's way worse for us.
	I think that genuinely hurt him.
	Italians do not like that.
	They don't like that joke.
	No.
	Because they weren't white, like, I guess, three generations ago.
	They weren't white in the 50s, like the Irish.
	Catholics have been persona non grata until very recently.
	So that's a very Hispanic morning, black and Hispanic.
	And then we go to that pool that is, I think there was three white people there out of maybe 200.
	Wait, show more pictures of it.
	People don't get a grasp of the size.
	It's fucking mental.
	That sort of gives you an idea.
	Oh, that one gives you a better idea.
	Yeah.
	Wait, is that it?
	No, that's not it.
	Oh, that's a story?
	Let's see here.
	No.
	It was like, those videos were good.
	Let's go back to the vids.
	Okay.
	So we hang out with the Recons, and I noticed, like, the kids, when you live in a big house, which I do not recommend, do not get a big house.
	Two kids to a room is ideal.
	All your kids in one room is ideal.
	Now, eventually the daughter gets so old, she gets her period and stuff, and she can't be with men.
	That's too weird.
	And she wants to, you know, I don't know, try on her makeup and shit.
	She doesn't need boys running around.
	But you should keep your kids together in the same room for as long as possible.
	And when you get in a big house, one kid's there, you're in the basement.
	I text my kids.
	I text my wife.
	Who's that at the front door?
	It's easier for me to check my cameras on my phone because I have perspectives of everywhere than to go check what's going on up there.
	Because with my phone, I can see in 30 directions at once.
	What's that second video?
	That one's actually, I think, Williamsburg.
	Oi, Vey, why is this so fucking hard for you?
	Show us a picture of the pool at the Franklin D. Roosevelt Nature Preserve.
	Please.
	Don't write FDR.
	Write Franklin D. Roosevelt.
	Not rocket science, dude.
	I could do it in one second.
	No, not from the 1800s.
	You've already shown us that one.
	Yep.
	You're familiar with that one.
	This is all diving.
	It doesn't show the whole pool.
	You see what I go through, guys?
	Is this exhausting or what?
	And then you think, well, maybe I'm being a dick.
	So then you slide over to your computer.
	It's like, boom, picture.
	Watch this.
	Put in my code.
	I go to the internet.
	Franklin D. Roosevelt Pool.
	You can get a good glimpse of it in this one.
	Go to images.
	There's one, renovated bathhouse.
	Just 40 miles from NYC, there's another one in Google Images.
	There's FDR Pool 2.
	Franklin D. Roosevelt State Park.
	Keep going down.
	Parks NYGov.
	That one.
	See, was that so hard?
	It's a big pool.
	Very big pool.
	I would say 90% Puerto Rican.
	There was a weird sort of bunch of Mongolians that showed up.
	You know those Asians that look Slovakian?
	The big wide square jaws like Charles Bronson-looking dudes?
	Like white-looking, tough Asians?
	I think they're Mongolians.
	Guess what these fuckers were wearing?
	Their underwear.
	Oof.
	Like the boxer briefs.
	I just wanted to go up to him and touch him and go, guy, you're in your underwear.
	I wish Sebastian Maniscalco was there.
	What are you doing?
	What are you doing?
	Get out of here.
	He's swimming in the pool with this.
	He's in his fucking underwear.
	What are you doing?
	Like a little kid in his boxer briefs, and then his dad in like nice boxer brief.
	Ralph Loren, it says on the waistband.
	I didn't think something could annoy me more than bathing suits with underwear, but the Mongolians proved me right.
	They found me something worse, and that is, I should say, prove me wrong, and that is just underwear.
	Just underwear.
	And there was a bathroom there, by the way, that was not heavily frequented.
	There was not exactly a ton of men running and lining up to use the urinals, which is disheartening.
	Anyway, so that was my Hispanic morning.
	Then I came back, recorded a show here for like a banked show where we go through the mailbag.
	Then I signed up for Cameo.
	We've been having a lot of trouble with the Justice for Liberty site.
	The people who set it up are very busy.
	So I'm just going to raise money on Cameo and through the Doodle auctions and then send that to the fund.
	So the site will no longer be where you donate.
	It will just say what the total is and how many donors.
	And then I'll use all this Cameo money and all the auction money and send it there.
	So I guess the number of donors will be confusing.
	I'll have to manually count them.
	Maybe I'll just stop, take that number down, and it'll just be the total.
	Anyway, I got about fucking...
	Damn.
	That's five grand.
	And you know what we're going to do for the cameo?
	We're going to green screen it and make it cool.
	None of this, like, I saw Ice Cube's son just on the homepage going, yo, what's up, Bag Money Records?
	You got a new single out.
	I got to hear that, man.
	I bet it's dope.
	All right.
	Bye.
	It's so obviously a lie.
	So we're going to do it in the studio with green screens, pictures, movies behind me, music.
	We're going to make it fun.
	None of this half-assed shit on your phone.
	I'm going to try to make sure they're all in the studio.
	So that's cameo.com slash Gavin McInnes.
	And I know people have a lot of trouble spelling my name.
	It's phonetic, M-C-I-N-N-E-S.
	So that's pretty white, although the guy in my studio was like a recon, I guess.
	And then I put on the game.
	No, then I went to my kids' game, and we were playing a local town, New Rochelle, Hispanic Kids.
	So I'm watching that.
	Then I go get burritos.
	That was pretty Hispanic.
	Is that Joe Rogan?
	No, it's Vince Neal.
	It is?
	It is.
	Amen.
	Look at that.
	See, I'm never doing that.
	Hey, Jig.
	So let's.
	We might have seen this one, but let's play it again.
	Hey, Jig, this is Vince Neal from Molly Cruz.
	Hey, buddy, just want to wish you a very happy birthday on New Year's Eve.
	And this is from Jess Ronica and Hitchy.
	So have a great birthday, and take care, man.
	We'll see you soon.
	Keep rocking.
	Wait, if you're not doing this for charity and you're in a private jet, why are you doing this?
	You need the extra five grand, Vince?
	Did you say $400?
	$400!
	Wow.
	You ever see Manny Pacquios?
	No.
	They're short.
	I think we got enough time.
	Excuse me.
	Hi, goodbye.
	Thank you for calling.
	Many Pacquiao makes what, $20 million a fight?
	Yeah, he makes a good amount of money.
	He doesn't need to be on there, first of all.
	Second of all, if somebody's going to pay $1,000.
	Why are you doing?
	We hope to see you fighting.
	Why do you let me punch you like that?
	I get punched.
	He doesn't seem punchy, actually.
	He just seems like a weird Filipino.
	Filipino.
	Thousand bucks.
	Hello, Shiradan and Rachel.
	Happy 9th anniversary, both of you.
	May God bless you.
	And thank you for all your support.
	All your prayers and support.
	God bless you.
	Mine is going to be so fucking good, especially when I'm up against all these shitty lamos.
	Like, it's so clear that you don't give a shit about the people.
	That's an advertorial.
	That's lame.
	Try to be fun.
	Hello, Lister Diaces.
	I want to wait for a happy birthday.
	His mouth makes me want to eat a pussy sideways.
	Hi, this is Maripakea.
	I'm in Cameo.
	Oh, shoot.
	We forgot to read our mid-roll.
	Mid-roll, of course.
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	All right, here's something I meant to say.
	I wrote a note to myself while I was watching the game.
	So this black kid on the other team, these kids are all 11, 12 years old, right?
	He's running for the ball.
	He runs forward and the ball bounces out of his glove.
	So the runner is safe.
	You didn't catch it.
	But he did catch it.
	You see, he had his sunglasses on, and as he dove for the ball, his sunglasses bounced off his glove.
	And from far away, if you're not, you see something go like that.
	And it looks like a ball coming out, right?
	Now, I don't know what his parents are like.
	I didn't see them there, actually.
	But I thought this is really crucial because if he had been given the talk where he's told everyone is racist, then that incident would be like, I can't catch a break because I'm black.
	I caught the ball.
	He was out.
	And everyone said, no, he's not out.
	Something about my sunglasses, some bullshit lie about my sunglasses.
	It's so fucked up.
	You see?
	You get what I'm going?
	Yeah.
	And if he hadn't been taught that, he wasn't taught the talk, then he just goes, oh shit, my sunglasses fell off.
	It's like sometimes life ain't failing.
	Like when I told you, I pretended I was black one day.
	In your brain.
	In my brain, and I made everything like an injustice.
	And I sat down next to that guy we now call C. Kifa, the South African.
	And when I sat down in my thing, he moved over.
	This is before I had met him.
	As black me, I went, oh, great, South African.
	Probably wishes he had apartheid here.
	But as white me, I realized he was hitting on that girl.
	So you can, once you get into that negative mindset of everyone's out to get me, then everything is about you.
	Oh, this pen doesn't work.
	Great.
	Probably because I'm black.
	It's like anti-Semitism.
	When you think the Jews are responsible for everything, it rains on your birthday and it's a fucking Jews.
	Get out of that mindset.
	Great.
	Now I don't have a pen.
	I get it.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	He does kind of an eyebrow thing there, too.
	Yeah.
	With our magazine boy.
	My boy's on the cover of a magazine.
	So I thought that was a heavy moment.
	And I kind of wish I knew if he went home and went, yeah, mom, I caught a kid out.
	And they said, no, he's not out because of this, obviously.
	It's like, that's fucked up.
	I'm going to talk to the coach.
	I am the aunt angry.
	And then I also went to, I got my kids some burritos, more Hispanic stuff.
	Meanwhile, I'm super dad.
	I've been going since 7 a.m.
	It's now 6 p.m.
	And it's all Hispanics, right?
	But this one white girl.
	And she's like, what?
	I go, a kid's burrito and then a normal size burrito, but same thing in both.
	Okay, so you're getting more stuff?
	I am getting one more.
	You finished the kids' burrito.
	Now I want a big boy burrito.
	Not for me, but for a bigger boy.
	Okay.
	Now?
	No, tomorrow.
	She didn't say now, but she was being dumb.
	And I just thought, women in the workforce, women in general, they've taken their magic power, right?
	And they've thrown it in the garbage.
	I'm not having kids.
	I'm not.
	So what are you left with?
	You without your magic power.
	It's Clark Kent.
	And I made a note to myself, can we watch some footage of Clark Kent?
	Because it's women in America today.
	It's women writing these terrible blog articles.
	It's Molly Jong Fast, the editor at large at Daily Beast and her shitty comments.
	She just tweeted out recently, if you're anti-Antifa, then you're anti-anti-fascism.
	So aren't you pro-fascist?
	When did you first hear that?
	100 years ago?
	And she's barfing out that fucking juvenile logic?
	Yeah.
	And if you're pro-choice, you're anti-life.
	And if you eat buffalo wings, then you're not eating birds, you're eating buffaloes.
	You gotta, Clark Ken, from any movie.
	Anyone?
	Okay.
	Okay, let's see women.
	So these are all people working.
	That's a woman.
	That's a feminist.
	Hi.
	Oh, hey, Clark, go get a story.
	But walk there.
	Jimmy Olson, photographer.
	Oh, hi.
	Oh, hi.
	I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
	It's got everything sexy.
	People are working over there.
	I should try to get involved, or if it doesn't work out, I'll sue them.
	Ken, can you open this?
	Oh, sure, Mr. White.
	That's a woman doing something feminine.
	Senseless killing by Lois Lane.
	Oh, I...
	And we get psychologists, we get...
	Lois, Lois!
	Oh, but you're pushing a bunch of ring-free tabloid garbage.
	The daily planner has a constriction.
	Now, the only thing different between Clark Kent and women in the workforce is Clark isn't going to sue them and try to get $4 million.
	Remember those black women we had up on the show the other day who were suing because racism made their baby shrink?
	Yeah, yeah.
	People are so racist here that my baby came out early and it was only one pound.
	This is a Me Too movement right here.
	Look, yeah.
	She grabbed my penis.
	Suing HR, call HR.
	Why would anyone want to do that?
	What if Superman has a big cock?
	Oh, dude, he's got to be hungry.
	Wouldn't that suck if he was it?
	It was like just average?
	Yeah, like the Jesus thing.
	That would be suck.
	You're bookie, right?
	A what?
	Don't tell me.
	He sends a check every week to his sweet gray-haired old mother.
	Actually, she's silver-haired.
	Turn it up.
	I'll sue you.
	Thank you.
	I'm going to sue you.
	And this is the competent woman.
	And there are competent women in the workforce, don't get me wrong.
	Maggie Thatcher was competent.
	Anymore at home like you?
	Not really, no.
	Barbara Corcoran was competent.
	I didn't think so.
	Subjected to Clark Camp all fucking day.
	And why are they all in newsrooms?
	They run the company's social media and they blog and blog and write and write and come up with crap.
	Sorry.
	Here's a weird thing.
	People smarter than me keep telling me, and I don't get it.
	I don't see why it's a big deal.
	They say, type in any three numbers with new cases and then COVID.
	Into Google search.
	So let's say 747.
	747 new cases.
	All your porn's going to come up.
	There's no porn.
	Only porn.
	Look at that.
	747 new cases in Indiana.
	Okay, now put in 307 new cases, COVID.
	Or just new cases?
	Is that what you're supposed to do?
	307.
	I noticed now the smart guy who told me this, I would put in new, I'd make up five numbers: 11,462 new cases.
	I think you have to write COVID.
	Let me check what you said.
	Illinois officials announced exactly a number you said, 1,462 new cases of coronavirus.
	Oh, sorry, you don't put in COVID.
	You're right.
	Just that in new cases.
	1462.
	The year that punk broke, 1977.
	So it's not just three-digit numbers.
	Okay, so smart people say to me, this is fucked up.
	What does this mean?
	And I go, it's not fucked up.
	This has been like the biggest news.
	As Jim Goad said, this is a World War II moment.
	People will talk about this for centuries.
	Our kids are going to have weird tics about washing their hands and masks and stuff.
	This is a major fucking deal.
	So there's been probably millions of articles written about this, not just in America, but all over the English-speaking world.
	Because we're obviously not pulling up German articles, right?
	So England, America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand.
	There's been a lot of fucking cases here.
	So I don't find that that surprising.
	It's like someone's talked about, they found this book about pandemics, and it said that there'll be this corona-linked virus that will cause a global pandemic, and it'll start in China.
	And everyone was freaking out that this author saw the future.
	And I'm like, I don't know, there's probably 742,000 pandemic thrillers that go back 50 years or so.
	Yeah, you're going to say China and they always come from fucking China.
	So you don't think it's like a glitch where it just changes the number or some crap like that?
	You think that there's an article for every single number?
	Of course.
	What are you saying?
	That this article used to say 741, and now it says 777?
	What?
	It could be altered based on ways.
	I think it's written way back.
	Yeah, I'm going to try.
	So to the smart guy that sent me this, I don't get what you're freaked out about.
	And I took your three and I raised you two.
	10,000.
	Look at it right now.
	13,333.
	New cases.
	Are you still doing that one?
	13,333.
	New cases.
	You got one?
	No, that number's a little too high.
	You could do four days.
	There we go.
	What's that?
	Click on that.
	So maybe that did say 13,333 and then it went down or up or something.
	Anyway, maybe you folks at home can tell me why that's so fucking crazy.
	I ain't freaking out.
	Oh, we're past the paywall time.
	By the way, I have some, I guess, bad news.
	I told you today I was going to go through the parenting thing and talk about babies and then two to three.
	We were going through it earlier and it's like a two-hour thing.
	We only have half an hour or 25 minutes before we start taking calls.
	I'm going to make it a censored.tv presents and really take my time because I'm talking about how to raise kids.
	And again, I'm no fucking expert, but I think I did a pretty good job.
	From zero to 13.
	13 years of something that I work hard on every single day.
	You can't fart it out in 25 minutes.
	So we'll be postponing that probably till Thursday.
	We have a surprise show a week from now where we're going to be broadcasting live from a secret location.
	So it's going to take us a while to get to that location.
	So Monday and Tuesday, we have Mailbag catching up on the Mailbag episodes.
	Then live from our secret location seven days from now.
	And then Thursday, so a week tomorrow, we'll do the thing.
	Oh, God, I remembered the auction's over in an hour.
	So if you liked anything, the way to get to the auction, it's very hard.
	So I advise people you go to censor.tv and then look at Doodle Auction.
	We raised how much money for Zenoa, the Kinsman family?
	3320.
	The last one was $3,300.
	So that's just in the past month or so.
	We've raised $6,000 for them.
	And then my fucking cameo is $5,000.
	That's $10,000.
	If we keep doing this, by the time those guys get out, I feel like they might be able to have $50,000 each.
	Nothing, it doesn't make up for the four years they were incarcerated, but it's something.
	All right.
	So yeah, go in there and bid.
	If I were you, I'd be bidding on my history of Western civilization, history of America.
	It hurt to sell those.
	You have hurt me today.
	All right, last read.
	After the paywall, which is we're going to hang up on you freeloaders.
	What the fuck are we on anyway?
	Bit shoot.
	Bit shoot.
	How many people watch that?
	Oh, I don't know.
	I'm not one of them.
	You know who got banned?
	Some guy was called the best of Gavin McInnis.
	People assumed it was me.
	And he was doing little clips, stealing clips, illegally, but they were short, so I don't enforce it.
	It's probably good for business to have a bunch of five-minuteers.
	But they shut him down.
	And it was when I was talking about nice white people.
	That was the clip that finally broke the camel's back.
	And if you recall, that was me saying the New York Times was right.
	They should be mocking these liberals that don't send their kids to mix schools after talking about it and say they will.
	It was a very effective and cool way to lampoon liberals, and that is why I'm persona non grata because I'm persuasive and I'm no longer a lefty.
	He made vice, he made hipsters.
	What if he makes Trump hipsters?
	What if he makes Trump hip?
	That's not good.
	All right, so after the paywall, the 300 people who watch BitChute are missing out on this.
	Maybe BitChute will ban me for saying that.
	But once again, what is this now?
	Spit shoot.
	A thousand subscribers.
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	Are you writing a note to yourself to remember?
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	We're going to give you a free pair, CallerOne.
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	I especially recommend the burgers.
	And you'll get a $50 gift card.
	So both caller one and caller two get that.
	Socks and the beef, don't have them at the same time.
	And don't put the meat on your feet and eat the socks.
	Made that mistake.
	That's a kid-friendly joke.
	Oh, also, our ad guy is sticking to his guns with this censored claws bit.
	And he says, why does censored claws always come through the chimney?
	Because he knows better than to try the back door.
	And then he adds, oh, O-H-H-H exclamation mark.
	Oh.
	I assume that he's got a hold of a Santa joke book and is changing the jokes from Santa to censored claws.
	All right.
	So that's signing out for the free portion of the show, which is, of course, paid for by sponsors.
	You know what the callers are getting.
	We'll be taking calls in 20 minutes.
	And we still have a lot to talk about.
	About political correctness, professors getting fired.
	We have a million riot updates.
	I don't know if we're going to have riot exhaustion.
	And I'm really parched.
	Is that because I was drinking last night?
	I feel like my body wants me to have a Gatorade, but I want to have a beer.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	The replows will make you happy.
	You're a slave to people born richer than you Then screw it I'll keep going in Then I'll play on the wicked thing No Thanks to Auto-Tune We are young Life is fine It goes downhill We gotta make the most of it Bring the most of it Or you'll regret it We are young Still die Life is fine Till you die We gotta make the most of it Make the most of it Life is a wonder.
	See, like, that's obviously corny because it's for little kids.
	But if you're in a club, like the way we would go to clubs in the early aughts, we wanted to hear weird shit.
	This is when Electroclash was big.
	So you'd hear Fisher Spooner or something, and then you'd hear a song like this, and you'd appreciate it.
	in the mix of a bunch of good music, it's a weird, cool break.
	Statistically, that relationship is going to fail.
	I have a wonderful family, it's like no other.
	You're not special, and one day you'll bury your mother.
	No matter what, I can find a home.
	We will all die alone.
	There's amazing potential in every human on Earth.
	Seven-year-olds can handle a bit of edge.
	They don't like horror movies or metal, and they hate seeing animals in peril.
	Like even a squirrel is roadkill.
	It's traumatizing for them.
	I feel nothing for animals.
	If someone said, your dog has termed cancer, your best friend's dying, and you're going to have to put it down.
	It's inferior pain.
	I go, oh, okay.
	Like that?
	Oh, my God.
	It's bleeding.
	You're supposed to, you do an injection.
	Okay, I don't want to do the injection.
	I just slit its throat.
	Oh, my God.
	You told me to.
	Oh, my God.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	Like, we went to this baseball game, this kids' baseball game, and the balls in this one park, they roll under the gate.
	So you have to make up this rule.
	It's called like a mandatory double or something.
	And you have to stop at second base because we don't know how it would have played out.
	And obviously in the MLB, it bounces off the back court and the back padding there and you pick it up and throw it in and you can still save the day.
	But you can't do it at this.
	You know why?
	They have a crack at the bottom of the fence.
	You know why?
	So as not to impede ducks as they meander around.
	Why do I give?
	There's people eating a Chick-fil-A sandwich looking at that fence going, oh, good, that'll be good for the ducks.
	As they chew the flesh of a chicken.
	Where's the logic?
	Chickens are worse than ducks?
	Who gives a fuck?
	I've got some miscellaneous things here.
	This is all over.
	Like when I drive into the city, I just see politically correct billboard after politically correct billboard.
	Monte Fiore Hospital with this picture.
	It's kind of a real artsy-fartsy thing.
	And it's this doctor with like art splash.
	And it's like, Monte Fiore is your hospital.
	And of course she's a black woman.
	Of course the black surgeon is, I mean, of course the surgeon is a black woman.
	And then there's huge billboards for Beyoncé's new show movie, Black is King.
	And I checked it out.
	I checked out the ad.
	It's film school claptrap.
	This is, remember what I was never in Film school, but everyone's friend is right.
	Like Derek Beckles was in film school, and I would end up going to their premieres.
	And I was just, I would just look at this pretentious garbage.
	And it's one thing to be pretentious if you're educated and erudite and you've done stuff.
	Like Milo can be pretentious.
	I don't mind.
	Christopher Hitchens can be pretentious.
	Dinesh D'Souza, Pat Buchanan, he's not pretentious, but he could be.
	But 20-year-olds, they'd look ridiculous when they tell you about life.
	And I think Beyoncé has the IQ of a fish.
	Did you know that she named, why she named her kid blue?
	Hmm.
	She likes the color blue?
	No.
	Everything is blue.
	This is her quote.
	What?
	Think about it.
	Everything's blue.
	The sky's blue.
	Your computer screen's blue.
	That's two things.
	I mean, I look here.
	Look, everything's blue.
	Groundskeeper Willie's pants.
	The reservoir dogs guy's jacket.
	What's his name?
	Sean Penn?
	I mean, my triumph manual.
	Everything.
	Don't look at this.
	Don't look anywhere else.
	What the fuck?
	Imagine thinking that?
	Seeing a couple of blue things and going, well, that's everything.
	Gonna name my daughter everything.
	Okay, check out this short and how bad it is.
	And this is paid for by Disney.
	What's the matter?
	The stream is down, so I restarted it.
	Oh, shit.
	So that ain't good.
	This is all on the record.
	Uh-oh.
	Everyone is seeing it.
	So wait.
	We're still recording this, so it'll look good when we put it up.
	Yes.
	But as far as people who pay to see it live, they got a big hole.
	How long has the stream been down?
	Um.
	I think about like 10 minutes.
	Do we not have a better way for you to check that?
	Let's see.
	I was just getting an email and our tech guy.
	Yeah, but you should be on the phone, the tech guy, like having his texts appear throughout the show.
	Thank you.
	In fact, you should be playing the show on your phone.
	Yeah, I do that from time to time, but it's been so consistent.
	Um.
	Let me see what I see.
	Let me see what I see.
	The doo-doo-doo.
	Doody-doody-do.
	Boy, I have a lot of apps open.
	Like 50.
	This cameo sure sends you a lot of notices.
	It's blowing up your phone now.
	Wow.
	I can't see my emails.
	Okay, so I go over here.
	I go to live and it says just nothing.
	It's a black screen.
	This is terrible.
	Honesty, I don't want to.
	All right, well, that puts us in a predicament because you should be focusing on fixing that.
	Why don't you get on the phone with the tech dude?
	Okay.
	I'll mute myself.
	And I guess I'll read you some letters.
	Right?
	Yep.
	Riot, shut up.
	You don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	It's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	All right, where am I here?
	Here's one from Jonathan.
	Sent at 9.47 p.m., which is two minutes ago.
	Stream cut out and is not loading on refresh about 10 minutes ago.
	So this would have started at 9.37.
	Figured you all may not know, and it might be a quick fix on your side.
	I wanted to email.
	Joe, the live stream is down, he says.
	And that was 9.47 also.
	The stream cut off, he says, but I'll send this anyway.
	And it's me pushing Ryan's face into my gut and then his face appearing on my sunburn.
	We'll show you that momentarily.
	I'm sure you remember it from the show.
	It says, hot pink Scottish man smothers young Jeep Rican boy.
	And it's on Pornhub.
	Your live stream is down, says Tyler.
	That was 9.45.
	Live street is down.
	SJC, seeing a pattern here.
	I think you might be offline.
	9.39.
	So yeah, what's going on?
	You're going to have to reboot the whole TriCaster or some shit?
	That's a bad idea.
	Okay.
	He's going to see what's going on on the back end.
	Because it's still popping up that we're streaming.
	Like, there's still that video thing.
	It wouldn't be there if we weren't.
	So it's just there's no feed to it.
	It sounds like the problem is your end.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Gavin and Closet Ryan.
	Check out this guy running for U.S. Congress here in New Hampshire.
	He has no history, no background, and decided to run for Congress and is kicking ass here in the state.
	His latest video has him shooting a fully auto-AK to metal.
	Not sure if you care, but damn, is that a news-breaking story about a politician?
	I like you more than a friend, especially when I got my heels on.
	And this is from Henry.
	Can you show that or are you too busy?
	Yep.
	I don't find those earplugs cut it.
	I not only talk the talk, I walk the walk.
	My name is Eli Klemmer, and I say it's time for a new type of politician.
	Vote for me if you want liberty.
	Live free.
	Cool.
	That was a good letter.
	By the way, Ryan, Ben had an email called Meme that came in at 9:45.
	I couldn't show the people what he sent us.
	Oh, Ron.
	Oh, narrow.
	Your face is really visible there.
	Yeah, that's creepy.
	So on the Reddit, well, not the Reddit, the whatever we have, the Riot.
	It's like this is how Ryan makes bonuses or whatever.
	That's not true, first of all.
	Greetings, Gavin, and Fag Zone Ambassador.
	Oh, sorry.
	Greetings, Gavin.
	And then Fag Zone Ambassador, which is me.
	Is that separate?
	Oh, that's you.
	And Rye Guy, king of fagnation.
	Okay.
	He's more like the king of stagnation, actually.
	It's funny how on the same page everyone is with making men the same as women.
	Oh, that reminds of another thing that's going on.
	Where did I put that?
	Oh, yeah, I put that in another thread.
	So there's a girl on my boys', my boy, on my son's team.
	And I look at her and I go, okay, I understand that with pandemic, not a lot of girls signed up for softball.
	That's fine.
	And so I play on the boys' team.
	I'll reserve judgment for this year.
	But otherwise, it bothers me because if you're going to join the boys' baseball team, I assume you're way too good for girls' softball.
	And it's just boring for you to constantly be hitting home run after home run after home run, right?
	So when you get a girl up here, she's going to be, she was the absolute top of her game in women's softball.
	So she's going to be like just below medium in boys baseball.
	And then I was talking to someone that said, no, no, she came here because she said it's easier than softball.
	What?
	Baseball is easier than softball?
	Isn't it underhand pitches?
	And isn't the ball a giant fucking yellow grapefruit?
	And then me and my boy looked it up and it said that, yes, softball actually is harder.
	This is the problem with the internet today.
	You can just say anything and there's an article about it, especially if it's politically correct.
	So now they're saying softball is harder because, well, first they say the pitches come at you slower.
	Yeah, that means it's easier.
	But it says because the field is smaller, it's actually harder because it's easier to throw someone out as they run to first.
	If a smaller field is harder, then why is t-ball a tiny field?
	And why do the fields for kids get bigger and bigger as they get older?
	11 to 12.
	My son's 11, 12 year old size now is the exact same size as a high school woman's softball.
	And he's not done.
	Next year he goes up to, I think, the one just before MLB.
	So every year, every couple of years, the pitcher's mount gets farther away.
	But still, the internet claims that it's easier to play softball.
	They're just saying that because it sounds cool to say the woman's thing is actually harder.
	It's like that article in Vanity Fair where they go, women are actually funnier than men.
	Did you know that?
	The guy who made the female Ghostbusters and it fucking tanked is the one who said that.
	Are we still down?
	Are you sure?
	Like, what did he tell you to do?
	Are you doing what he told you to do?
	No, he's looking into it.
	He's.
	But the problem is on your end.
	Your end?
	We could try a restart.
	I don't think that'll harm anything.
	Yeah, might as well.
	This is just being recorded.
	All right, let's throw to this bumper.
	Anyway, man, this name is Owen.
	This new show, literally aired tonight, hosted by the amazing race guy, has people breaking a slab of concrete and loading a dumpster.
	And four of the contestants are women, one of which is a tough old lady.
	Surprisingly, some of the girls outdo the guys.
	The guy that wins beats everyone else by a wide margin.
	I'm just baffled that I'm watching a show that makes manual labor, literally necessary for other places, into a game.
	And somehow this tedious task of breaking concrete slab and moving it will prove that women are just as strong as men.
	I mean, this is like that Sargon of Akkad debate he had about women in sports.
	And you're watching it, and it was trans.
	Should trans women be allowed to compete with other women?
	And some PC, boring turd was like, yes, I know.
	His whole argument was like, I've known trans people and they're good people.
	And Sargon was just like, they have X percent more upper body strength.
	They have X percent more muscle tissue, blah, blah, blah.
	All these clinical facts about why men are stronger than women and why we separate men's and women's sports.
	We're very different fucking creatures.
	You might look down at our genitals if you have any doubts.
	So we're going to do a cut.
	Why?
	Alright, so we're throwing to a bumper.
	Okay, we have to do a magic cut because we're trying to fix these machines.
	Special and one day you'll bury your mother.
	No matter what, I can find a home.
	We will all die alone.
	There's amazing potential in every human on Earth.
	Then we're back.
	And we're back.
	Sorry about that, folks.
	The subscribers will get the whole show tomorrow.
	We kept going for a long time after the technical difficulties.
	They happened about half an hour ago.
	Hopefully we didn't lose everyone.
	I was in the middle of reading a letter.
	And again, you'll be able to see everything you missed when we put this up.
	How soon can we put it up?
	Pretty soon.
	Tonight.
	Tonight?
	Yeah.
	Like late tonight?
	Yeah, late tonight.
	So late tonight, early tomorrow.
	You'll see it.
	Anyway, to finish the letter that is going to sound weird to you now, but won't sound weird to you when you're watching the whole show.
	So live people are going to find this confusing.
	Why do we keep moving towards basing our character and identity on Appearances.
	It's just the opposite of what we need to be doing, anyways.
	I want to put you out for a fucking week with my heels on, blah, blah, blah.
	So it's a guy talking about this reality show where they break cement and there's an equal number of men and women doing hard labor, manual hard labor.
	Which reminds me in our notes, look at this blind auditions is a good idea.
	It's about, sorry, I forgot to number them.
	It's the second link after political correctness.
	Do-do-do-do.
	Isn't this awesome?
	How blind auditions help orchestras to eliminate gender bias.
	To get more women into their ranks, many orchestras use blind auditions where musicians perform behind a screen.
	Could we replicate this in business?
	Because women are probably better at playing the violin than men, but because of sexism, we don't have them as much.
	That's why you don't see like a lot of black brain surgeons and female football players because of people's inherent bias.
	So if we just did it by a meritocracy, you'd have like 50% male, female for everything.
	Blacks are 14% of the population, so they'd be 14% of everything, including motorcycle repairmen.
	And then they tried it.
	Oops, turns out we were actually being too generous.
	Go back to that visual.
	To make orchestras more diverse, this is seven years later, end blind auditions.
	If ensembles are to reflect the communities they serve, the audition process should take into account race, gender, and other factors.
	And the Guardian is the same as the New York Times, so there's no discrepancy there.
	This is God.
	God sends us these messages.
	He says, don't play me.
	I set up something.
	It's called nature.
	It's called meritocracy.
	If you take away her powers, she will be as annoying as Clark Kent is in journalism.
	Clark Kunt.
	Clark Kunt.
	There you go.
	So now we're fully back up, right?
	We are.
	I mean, I saw the picture.
	Let me make sure there's audio.
	Yeah, let me see if I can find one more.
	Her powers, she will be as annoying as Clark Kent is in journalism.
	That's what I said.
	And then we're going to say Clark Kunt.
	Clark Kunt.
	Yep, there you go.
	I wonder if we could do a little loop.
	So now we're fully back up.
	Hope y'all good, dog.
	Bitches out there be mugging and shit.
	Stay real gay in the not fag zone.
	Was looking forward to those socks.
	Robert Jackson, worried about our feed.
	Robert, you're live.
	Yo, live feed is down.
	No, you're wrong.
	Dan and Aziza.
	Live stream fail.
	Must be the leader of the fag zone's fault.
	I think it was.
	No, I was told it wasn't.
	Well, I told you to reboot, and you said no, and then I forced you to, and now it's fixed.
	I told you the problem was on your end.
	This is why you'll always remain dumb.
	No, my response was wrong, but I was.
	Yeah, you can't learn.
	You're always like, no, that's me.
	I'm innocent.
	Okay.
	Fine.
	Keep having that.
	It reminds me of Derek Beckles.
	This is when I learned that we're doomed never to be friends, or he's always doomed to stay ignorant.
	We were both wondering, and my wife, the three of me, Derek Beckles and my wife, were like, how does Bob Geldoff have so much money?
	The Boomtown Rats only had one hit.
	I don't like Mondays.
	But he's loaded.
	And then Derek goes, I think it's because he's a sir.
	And I go, what?
	How is that a thing?
	No, like when you're a sir, you're part of the sort of the monarchy machine and you get checks.
	But from like Buckingham Palace, like the Queen?
	Yeah, I guess.
	The monarchy?
	Yeah, sure, the Queen.
	That doesn't sound right.
	He's like, no, it is.
	So then we look it up.
	Turns out Bob Geldof was, he got on the bandwagon really early with new media and reality TV, big brother type of shows, you know.
	He was like one of the first guy to look into this sort of real housewives reality TV where you take normal people, you pay them shit, and you have some big hit where they get famous and you don't have to pay them.
	And he made millions and millions with this concept.
	I don't know if he copyrighted or how he made the millions, but new media reality TV.
	And I go, oh, okay.
	So we both got that from Wikipedia, which used to be reliable.
	I'm talking now like 2006 when we had this argument.
	And then I go, oh, so that's what it is.
	And then Derek said, and this blew my mind, he goes, yeah, I think there's still a lot with the Sir thing.
	There's still a lot.
	And that's you.
	Like you learn a new thing and just go, no, no, I didn't do anything wrong.
	That's fine.
	That's fine.
	And the facts can't get into your head because you blocked them out.
	I thought we were talking about two different things is what I was a little mistaken.
	I thought you meant what caused it.
	Because I could accidentally, I could press this button, we would go off stream.
	That would be me causing it, but my response to it sucked and was shitty, It must be the people sending the feed.
	And we've learned a million times whenever Skype fucks up, you reboot, you restart.
	Reload.
	But even when I suggested it, you're like, well, no, he says it's over on his end.
	I'm not going to try that.
	Okay.
	Fuck you, Ryan, says Dan and Aziza, who I assume are a married couple that both hate you.
	B. Fox, you all right?
	You guys blacked out.
	I don't know why I'm reading all these.
	Did a vendor that provided live streaming functionality just ban you or something?
	From Michael?
	Billy Mack, did the show get hacked?
	Ashley Marie, something's up with Gavin's cameo.
	I was only able to book him with his link from the censored.tv site.
	Wait, we already got that up?
	That was fast?
	Holy crud.
	Does he mean the doodle auction?
	I was only able to book him with his link from the censor.tv site.
	I tried three times from the app that I've booked from there before, and my phone went ape shit once, completely had to shut it down, and the other two times the booking wouldn't go through.
	Hoping I got my booking for my husband's anniversary present.
	Surely he wasn't booted that Fast.
	Thanks so much, Ashley Blair.
	P.S. Thank you for Johnny Appleseed.
	It is nice to find a CBD that isn't snake oil.
	Tell you what I'm going to do.
	I'm going to take a picture of your email, my dear, and I'm going to send it to the people at Cameo who have been very helpful.
	It might be because I'm so incredibly popular that my Cameo has been going mental patient all day.
	So maybe it's like flooded.
	Like I've been getting several a minute.
	Because I never do shit like this.
	But once I realized I could do it all for charity, I thought that would be cool.
	Hey, Gav and Super Fag.
	Boy.
	Who's that?
	I have two good spook movies, not movies about blacks, that you guys should watch and analyze.
	Mid Somar and Hereditary.
	I believe the director is pulling a sneaky on everyone because of the casting.
	Essentially, he casts certain actors so he can get away with certain content.
	Very anti-PC bullshit.
	Mid Somar, didn't we talk about this when it came out?
	That's the movie about the people who end up in a cult?
	You better not have spelled it wrong.
	No spoilers.
	Yeah, we covered this.
	We covered this last year when it came out, sir.
	Thanks for the movie wreck on a year-old movie that we've already seen and discussed quite a bit.
	Apparently, Nick Fuentes stream was also down at the same time.
	Hmm.
	Veird!
	Very, very interesting.
	Funny, the show cut out right when you guys are exposing the number conspiracy about coronavirus.
	Ooh, hey, live stream provider.
	The pandemic is bullshit.
	It's a bad flu season.
	We don't buy that it's 120,000.
	We think it's more like 80,000, which is a bad, but not the worst, flu season of the past, say, 20 years.
	The reason everyone knows about COVID is because you've made this flu into a magic thing.
	If we had 80,000 people die from flu last year, no one would mention it.
	We wouldn't have constant updates.
	It wouldn't be a thing.
	We don't think a mask works.
	We think it's only olds and fats that die from it.
	50% of the deaths are in New York.
	75% of those were in an old folks' home.
	You have a 99.7% survival rate.
	When you take out the olds and the fats and the diabetics and the sicks, it's more like 97.99 and 9.
	In other words, it's much more dangerous to ride my motorcycle.
	So we are calling bullshit on your pandemic.
	Cut that out.
	Cut that stream, bitch.
	And F you.
	Okay.
	Nick Fuentes stream.
	Oh, you already read that one?
	I did.
	There's a lot of chicks that watch this show.
	And that was a chick who just told us about that.
	Oh, actually, maybe it wasn't.
	No.
	I saw Mega and Megan.
	Like an Australian meg.
	Hey, I'm Mega.
	This guy, Robert, wants to talk about cuck commercials.
	Hey, fellas, thank you for bringing attention to the trend of making men, specifically white men, look like total buffoons in commercials.
	This is something I've known about for decades.
	When I was a kid in the 90s, my dad would constantly point out how often men were portrayed as useless cucks in commercials.
	You'll notice, by the way, they're always in the passenger seat.
	The woman is always driving in car commercials.
	A more subtle insult is occurring by casting white men as the fool in 99% of these ads.
	Yep.
	They always have the married black couple, which is very common, putting together furniture perfectly, and then they cut to the white guy next door, and he's like, what the?
	And he's trying to put together like an IKEA table and he has something wrapped around his head.
	And he's like, oh, ah, wish I was black.
	Pepsi has a new campaign wherein the entire punchline of each commercial is just white man dancing terribly.
	How about the white rap thing?
	Like, I don't mean Eminem.
	I mean, like, hey, I'm a white guy.
	I'm really square.
	And I like to rap, and I've got a suit on.
	Like, Stephen Colbert did.
	How many times have you seen that?
	I'm a corny white guy and I like to rap.
	Holy fuck.
	I've had enough of those for one lifetime.
	Please, can we cap it at a trillion?
	Pepsi has a new campaign wherein the entire punchline of each commercial is just white.
	Okay, sorry.
	The worst offender, though, has got to be AT ⁇ T's okay is not okay ads.
	Each one features a shifty white man who is scamming people of color by doing mediocre work.
	Out of 14, there are only three featuring women as the perpetrators, but they are also white and are either ditzy or speaking with a stereotypical square white guy accent.
	The rest of us are just white dudes fucking over minorities.
	I attached a link to a compilation.
	There are several more on YouTube as well.
	Let me fuck you with my new sunglasses on.
	Robert.
	Are you guys good with brakes?
	I discovered cuckomercials, by the way.
	Just okay?
	We got a saying here.
	The brakes don't stop it, something will.
	That's not a real saying.
	This around here?
	I wrote it.
	Just okay is not okay.
	Especially when it comes to your network.
	AT ⁇ T is America's best wireless network, according to America's biggest tech.
	Black people go to black mechanics.
	I would 5GE.
	More for your technology.
	That's our thing.
	First tattoo?
	Yeah.
	Relax, Amigo.
	It's going to look okay.
	Why doesn't the tattooist have any tattoos?
	No worries, boss.
	He does.
	Okay.
	Love.
	Guarantee you that's a female stylist who did hate and love.
	I'm one of the tattoo artists in the city.
	You mean that is such an LA female stylist.
	They're so bad at their jobs.
	Bring back the male stylist.
	Yes, they're gay.
	Bring back the homos.
	You know who did Jaws?
	All those great perfect outfits?
	A gay man.
	Women are terrible at this.
	Look, this is her drawing a badass.
	That's a biker.
	You know how bikers walk around with those corduroy vests?
	Yeah.
	You know how the Chingalings and the Mongols are always fighting with their corduroy vests on?
	What?
	And what's with this hair?
	Is he a fucking gay disco singer from the early 80s?
	What's tattoo about this Guy, why didn't you just get a tattooist?
	Acting's not hard, only okay.
	No worries, boss.
	I'm one of the tattoo artists in the city.
	You mean one of the best tattoo artists in the city, right?
	Something like that.
	Yeah.
	Uh, aren't you supposed to draw it first?
	Stay in your lane, bro.
	Just okay is not okay, especially when it comes to your network.
	Plenty of tattoo artists don't.
	Um, draw it out first.
	That's our thing.
	You didn't look into it.
	Everybody all set?
	Oh, any recommendations?
	Salmon rule's okay.
	Just okay?
	Is it fresh?
	Sort of.
	The chef had it this morning.
	Mixed couples are always a white male with the minority, like a black woman.
	It's never a black man and an Asian woman.
	You ever noticed that?
	Do we need a minute?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Just okay is not okay.
	Especially when it comes to the menu.
	It's never like a huge black man in a different national girl's network according to America's biggest tenants.
	Now with 5 GE.
	More for your thing.
	That's our thing.
	I wonder why that is.
	Have you ever worked for Dr. Francis?
	Oh, yeah.
	He's okay.
	Just okay?
	Guess who just got reinstated?
	Well, not officially.
	Let's see if there's this goes on for a while.
	Let's see if there's one where like there's a bluefus.
	What's a bluefus?
	A black doofus.
	No, no, the only thing you're gonna see is a white woman fucking people over, and that's what he mentioned.
	This guy's in.
	Oh, look at this.
	go back and crushes him.
	That was the most awkward acting I've ever seen.
	Oh, is a woman, a black woman's gonna pick it up and throw it away?
	I'll help your ass.
	Commercials, relentless.
	All right, I guess we're not gonna get to a lot of the stuff I had listed here, which is why I didn't do the chick thing.
	I mean, the kid thing.
	One thing we got to show before we start taking calls, William Barr.
	What is he on trial for?
	What are they doing now?
	I think his crime is not helping to impeach Trump.
	Meanwhile, he's literally Mueller's best friend.
	And he just said, no, we're not doing this.
	I guess he's on trial for letting Roger Stone go.
	I don't know.
	But he's now in all these congressional hearings, which I don't understand what those are, what they mean.
	Can you go to jail?
	Can you get sentenced at a congressional hearing?
	Four years in prison.
	But Jerry Nadler, who we need to see naked, I need to see him naked.
	Please, can one of our fans seduce him and then take pictures?
	I don't know where his body begins, like his torso begins and ends.
	And he used to be fat.
	So all that skin is still there.
	Where did it go?
	Why is he all smiling?
	Anyway, go back to the beginning.
	Wait, what are you showing?
	No, I have this as a link.
	Oh.
	It's after...
	Okay, we got to do two things.
	First, this died when we were trying to show Black is King.
	So the stream didn't die when we were talking about COVID.
	How film school is this?
	You were formed by the heat of the galaxy.
	What a thing to be both unique and familiar.
	Earth and the universe was formed by the heat of the galaxy, not black people.
	And still, unlike any other.
	Well, you're like a lot of people.
	You're darker and you have curlier hair, but you have a set of choices.
	Pretty much everyone.
	With the African dude and then her in the woods.
	This is like you gave an NY film student a billion dollars.
	It is so like that, that right there.
	How film school is that?
	And then I want to switch to high-eight for this one scene.
	Looks like an MGMT music scene.
	Yeah, he got, this is what got him an A-plus is that he used different types of film.
	He used real high-eight.
	And he edited on a fucking, what do you call those old things with the razor cuts, you know?
	Where you literally have to cut the old editing machines.
	What the hell is this?
	Just a music video?
	Like, is this an advertisement for being black?
	It's a film school.
	It's a commercial for black skin.
	Black is king.
	That reminds me, like, what's with this whole black thing where when black people talk about other black people, they like, we were kings.
	You're a god.
	You're incredible.
	Like the black dude from, I've told you the story before, but the black dude from Ghostbusters, I saw him at Anthony's studio and I said, hey, man, that's when my kid was about five, my eldest boy, and he's super obsessed with Ghostbusters.
	We must have made like 40 slimers out of paper mache, clay.
	I mean, that was what we did all weekend with slimer, slimer, slimer.
	Anyway, I go, hey, man, I hate to bug you.
	And I know you've heard this a million times.
	And feel free to tell me to fuck off.
	I won't hold it against you.
	But if you could just say, who you're going to call, it's for my son.
	Just maybe just say, who you're going to call?
	Maybe write that down, Ryan.
	The timestamp there.
	So they push the button and he goes, hey, buddy, who you going to call?
	And I go, oh, fuck, thank you so much.
	That's so great.
	I'm really sorry.
	I know that's corny.
	And then this black dude I was with says, oh, yo, could you do the same for me, for my son?
	And he says, the son, this is maybe 14 seconds after he did mine.
	And for the black kid, he goes, you're a god.
	Don't you forget that.
	You're a god.
	Damn.
	Isn't that weird?
	It's a little different.
	I prefer who you're going to call.
	All right.
	Sorry that calls are so late, but we've been having technical difficulties.
	But you got to see William Barr.
	This is just heaven.
	So he's a Jew whose dad converted from Judaism to Catholicism.
	So he's got that Jew IQ, but he's a ballsy, his mom was Irish, and he's a ballsy Irishman.
	And the Irish, they got their culture stripped from them, so they tend to borrow from the Scots and wear kilts and play bagpipes.
	You know what, guys?
	Go bananas.
	Come on in.
	We hate the English too.
	Dramatic music
	Are you aware that the rector of the church, the Episcopal Archbishop of Washington and the presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church nationally, along with the Catholic bishop of the Archdiocese of Washington, all denounced this police assault on the civil rights and civil liberties of the people?
	Did they do that before or after the fire was put?
	Can you sit here and tell us why should I investigate the President of the United States if you're not even aware of the facts concerning the President using the partner communication power to swap the silence of the witness?
	Because we require a reliable predicate before we open a criminal investigation.
	Mr. Mark, this is a hearing.
	I thought I was the one that was supposed to be heard.
	By the way, playing the bagpipes is one of the hardest things in the world.
	They always say it's at least seven years before you can get there.
	He's playing Scotland the Brave, I believe, and doing it perfectly while he slays people.
	It's an hour for you this morning.
	I haven't had lunch.
	I'd like to take a five-minute break.
	Mr. Attorney General, we are almost finished.
	We're going to be finished in a few minutes.
	Otherwise, we can certainly take a break.
	You're real clap.
	Yes, after this, if you still come, we'll have a break.
	Okay, that's my favorite part.
	So, Jerry Nadler's a fucking clown.
	Fleckis, I'm sorry, Fleckis, but this has been the highlight of your career.
	And I don't, that sounds like I'm shitting on your career, but Fleckis ambushed Nadler and said, so you denounce Antifa.
	The perfect thing to say, I'm ruining this compliment.
	I don't know why I phrased it like that.
	It sounds like I'm shitting on your career, calling you David Shortel, the stakeout king who caught Roger Stone.
	But what I mean is, like, you're going to look back on your career, and this is going to be one of your top moments.
	If we're having like a, when you're, you know, 70 and we're doing a highlight reel, this is going to be a big part of it because this has been discussed everywhere.
	It's come up so many times, right and left.
	Nadler, Nadler's career, speaking of career highlights, this that's a myth thing is going to go in his coffin with him as his most embarrassing moment.
	That's a better way of phrasing it.
	I think Fleck has provided Nadler with the most embarrassing moment of his career right here.
	There's violence across the whole country.
	Do you disavow the violence from Antifa?
	That's happening in Portland right now.
	There's riots in the face.
	That's a myth that's being spread only in Washington, D.C. About Antifa in Portland?
	Yes.
	Sir, there's videos everywhere online.
	There's fires and riots.
	There's literally fireworks, federal officers, DHS is there.
	Look online.
	It gets crazy, Mr. Nadler.
	Look online.
	It gets crazy, Mr. Nadler.
	How can you?
	He thinks it's fake news.
	It's a myth.
	The Portland riots are a myth?
	Can you imagine being more naive?
	Is that him?
	He thinks it's fake news.
	That's Elijah?
	Oh, maybe not.
	Antifa's a myth.
	Yeah, Antif is a myth in Portland.
	No, it's not.
	You're right.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, it is true.
	Pathetic.
	So anyway, I think Fleckis' moment also sort of gave the world permission to laugh at Nadler for the clown he is.
	And when Barr sees him there with his mask dangling off his chin, he goes, you're a real class act.
	And then he starts cracking himself up because he's at the absurdity of even going near the word class act with this ridiculous clown.
	So he's laughing.
	He's laughing at him.
	We're going to be finishing it in a few minutes.
	Otherwise, we can certainly take a break.
	You're a real classic.
	Yeah.
	Yes, after this.
	Yeah, he doesn't just hit her.
	He does a gut like, you're a real class out.
	Then repeats it.
	With your fucking mask on your chin like a buffoon.
	Remember he couldn't get it off?
	I love that clip.
	It was on his glasses, and he was like...
	He's a Seinfeld character.
	Sure, the hell is.
	I love this so much.
	Because he looks so dumb with his little...
	Khafifi on, whatever the hell.
	Oh, his slave trader scarf?
	Yeah, look at him.
	Oops.
	Okay.
	The music is like not even necessary.
	I wear these all the time, by the way.
	You clearly never wear a mask.
	You're not used to dealing with your glasses.
	Anyway, I'm fine.
	Classic Nas.
	Slave trader garb.
	They're all wearing slave trader garb.
	That black woman who had her own dashiki mouthpiece made is wearing the colors of slave traders.
	They don't look something up.
	They're not sending their best.
	Actually, it's called a kente cloth.
	Actually, I don't care.
	Yeah, somebody corrected me on that.
	Yeah.
	Question is, if you still come and we'll have a break.
	Melly.
	But in fact, you have no evidence that foreign countries can successfully swear elections with counterfeit ballots, do you?
	No, I don't, but I have common sense.
	Body right here would rise up if they decided to go tonight and paint the Capitol building?
	This body, I'm not sure.
	You hear that?
	This party mean the Democrats.
	I'm not sure they would rise up if they tried to paint the White House or the Capitol building.
	That's nice.
	That's way cooler than Bill Clinton and his fucking saxophone and sunglasses on Arsenio Hall.
	All right.
	We've deprived the viewers long enough.
	I think we owe them some calls.
	Let's, um, fucking...
	Let me get some paper.
	Aye.
	Um.
	I don't know if there's a lot of repeat callers here.
	Imagine my face print was still there.
	Imagine it was there for the rest of your life.
	Imagine all the people.
	We got.
	I know.
	Someone said you should make Jesus one of your sketches.
	Why don't I make Ryan Jesus?
	So you get to heaven and you're all excited to meet Jesus.
	And then there's this 5'5 little Jeff Regan going, hi.
	I don't understand anything.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	434.
	You're on the line.
	Is that caller one?
	Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Yeah, we're on.
	Yo.
	Yo, am I caller one?
	You are, and you won.
	That's why they call it that.
	My goodness.
	You just read my email, too.
	I got those socks.
	You got the socks, bro.
	Oh, my goodness.
	That makes my day.
	Hey, Ryguy, Gav, good talking to you.
	One question.
	It was so refreshing to see the bar video with the bagpipes in the background.
	I didn't even know he could play.
	That is just refreshing.
	Yeah, he's competed at bagpipe competitions.
	He's one of the best.
	Holy cow.
	I've been to Edinburgh.
	I've, you know, gotten the blessing to actually visit those, you know, that area.
	It's just beautiful.
	But a question I actually had was, how do you feel about fostering?
	Because trying like hell to have kids for the past couple of years hasn't been easy.
	I don't know.
	Is that something you think that's worth jumping into?
	Being a foster parent?
	Yeah.
	So that means you have the kid for a while, but then he can be taken away at any moment?
	Chance to adopt.
	Yeah, I think that's crazy.
	I think you should just adopt.
	You know, I saw this, remember the Lexi Page controversy where they took her away because she's an Indian and the Indian Reunification Act meant that they would take her to a family that is slightly more Indian, like 1%, and the siblings were destroyed.
	You know, I read Robin Quiver's biography, and her parents would be fosters for money, I guess.
	And so she was raising all these little kids.
	She was like 13.
	She'd fall in love with these babies, and then when they were fucking two, they would be removed.
	And like, it's like ripping someone's ribs out.
	I don't think you'll be able to handle it, my friend, when they say, all right, that's enough for this baby.
	I don't know.
	It's just the world's just so crazy right now.
	If anything, being a good mentor, instead of being like a part of the state, I don't know.
	Like, I don't know.
	But just adopt.
	Well, right.
	Yeah, no, but that's like a lot of money, a lot of like time consuming.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, I know.
	Sure.
	Being a surrogate is a lot of money.
	I don't think adoption is very expensive.
	Right.
	How old is your wife?
	You know, we're in our, well, I'm older 20s.
	She's mid-20s.
	What?
	Have you checked it out?
	Her pipes?
	Well, you know, we're in the beginning process.
	The whole COVID shit's got everything.
	Yeah, dude.
	So when we're in the middle of the day, stop watching porn.
	You know, we're trying, but, you know, three strikes right now.
	Have you ever watched porn?
	Are you watching porn?
	Not recently, no.
	No.
	Just cut it out of your life entirely.
	And you guys are in your 20s.
	Fucking chill out.
	Relax.
	Jesus Christ.
	Stop thinking about it so much.
	Just have sex as much as you want, which should be every day at your age.
	Wait, Anal doesn't get you babies, by the way, too.
	Yeah, keep it out of her buns.
	If you're doing the buns, it's not going to get a baby.
	And things will work out.
	Stop overreacting.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	It is confusing.
	And enjoy your socks and your, Let me see your face right.
	I forgot what you look like.
	Like this.
	No, look at me.
	Okay, so you got two stupid goatees?
	It is confusing because they say a bun in the oven, but some people think a bun in the bum because it rhymes, but it's not.
	Great joke.
	It's not a joke, it's a fact.
	Okay, we got Jennifer Tennis.
	Unfortunately, she has won before, so this is.
	She can't win again.
	Jennifer?
	I've never won.
	You've never won Jennifer Tennis?
	No.
	I've called in a couple times, but I've never won.
	Well, you have now.
	Why did you say she's already won?
	I swear she won.
	I swear.
	I was wrong.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry.
	It was another frequent caller.
	Let me see your stupid face again, Ryan.
	Do you want me to look at you or do you want me to?
	Just look at me.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry.
	I could only barely hear you.
	Okay, we're sorry.
	Can you turn us up, Ryan?
	Turn me on.
	Can you not hear it?
	Okay, I'm good now.
	Okay.
	Okay, so what's up, lady?
	Ryan, pull up this video after you hang up on me.
	It's called Socialism and the Scandinavian Illusion.
	Minute 53 and then 45 seconds.
	Socialism.
	I hope you guys haven't and the Scandinavian illusion.
	And what was the time mark?
	53.45.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, let's hang up now.
	Thank you for calling, and we're going to check out your vid.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Okay, sorry.
	No, the reason that I'm calling is because, hey, I don't know if you've noticed this, but almost every single show, you say something like, this show sucks, or I wonder if the listeners are bored, or we're getting off to a rough start, or something like that.
	And you should just quit stressing, man.
	The show rules.
	Oh, thank you very much.
	That's good to hear.
	All right.
	Maybe I'll be less of a bitch.
	Not you, him.
	It sounded like you called her a bitch for a second.
	Yeah.
	Well, and the whole dead air thing, like whenever you guys are looking for something on the Internet or something and you get mad at Ryan or whatever, and you're like, the viewers are getting antsy or something like that, for me it doesn't feel like that at all.
	It probably does for you more, just because, I don't know, it's your show.
	But since you guys just riff back and forth all the time, I don't know.
	I just kind of feel like I'm in the room with you.
	Not to sound like too faggy or anything, but look, we're not feminists.
	Women can't be faggy for being nice to guys.
	It's not like I'm a fag, like I want you to suck my dick or something.
	But anyway, the show's awesome.
	Quit saying that.
	It's great.
	Every single show is great.
	Okay, thank you.
	Congrats.
	I noticed that on Howard Stern when they go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one more thing, one more thing.
	And not that what that woman said was lame, but it's often really lame what they said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, for.
	That's why I like to keep things to one thing.
	But do you have the video?
	No, you don't.
	Yes, I do.
	So it's 153.45.
	153.45.
	No, no, no, just 53.45.
	Hi, everyone.
	So to me, I know that guy.
	He looks like a toad.
	He probably feels like a doad.
	These are a social construct.
	Don't you think that starting with Linnaeus and classifications, people came up with the idea there's no firm line dividing species, species evolved from one into the other?
	So the analogy is actually much tighter.
	And the point we're trying to get at here is: so you have all this craziness, and fine, let's debate it.
	But we can't debate it.
	Why?
	Because you have to be a certain way.
	If you don't bake a cake, they're going to sue you.
	And then if you go all the way to the Supreme Court and you win, what happens?
	They sue you again.
	Why?
	Not that they're after you.
	They're happy to ruin your life.
	They want to scare everybody else.
	They want everybody else to know that if you go against the socialist cultural agenda, we will destroy you just the same way we're destroying that guy.
	So this is why it seems to me not just our economic, but all our liberties are at stake.
	And so we're in a big fight.
	And we're in a big fight with, I must say, a rather unusual leader of the anti-socialist camp, Trump.
	Trump.
	It's very good.
	He's been doing this for a long time.
	Now, this is probably not...
	He's kind of come out of nowhere.
	But the guy is an unbelievable mud wrestler.
	And he enjoys it.
	I sometimes say that taking on Trump is a little bit like wrestling with a pig because not only does it get everyone dirty, but the pig likes it.
	All right, that's enough.
	Was it the timecode for an animal reference?
	We have to figure out what was the little kernel when they timecode stuff.
	It's like, what are we looking for?
	153.
	That was just like an interesting talk by Dinesh D'Souza.
	That was great.
	But is there like a hit specifically?
	Yeah, you didn't really make that very clear, my dear.
	But it's so true that it's not really, like when they banned me, it's really about making an example.
	And now they're making an example of people who support me, like that best of Gavin McInnis YouTube channel.
	They just punished him to say, don't fucking praise him.
	Or we're going to X you.
	So once they like getting rid of the guy, but once they feel that they've canceled him, they really like to focus on destroying anyone who supports him.
	We got Luke on the line.
	Hello, Luke.
	Hello, Luke Pew.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
	Who wish I?
	An honor and a privilege.
	Same.
	I just want to start off real quick by saying that my girlfriend and I appreciate the friendly Gavin shitting on Rygai during the show.
	Nice.
	I'm just trying to make him be.
	I know it's all in good fun.
	And one real quick thing I wanted to get before main point was that I'm done with these like four points.
	You get one main point.
	Well, I just wanted to see your backpiece, Gab.
	Okay.
	Now make your main point while you take in my beautiful skin art.
	All right, brother.
	So I've been trying to join or get in contact with Seattle Proud Boys chapter for a couple weeks now.
	And I guess I just am having a hard time getting through with them social.
	What chapter is this?
	What town are you in?
	Seattle.
	Seattle.
	Well, maybe they're very dubious of anyone in Seattle that sounds like they want to get involved.
	Maybe they think you're Antifa.
	Well, I mean, I guess that's, I'm calling in to say that, you know, I'm born and raised in Northeast Ohio and moved out here in 2016 and have been out here since then.
	All right.
	I can't help you, buddy.
	Maybe, you know, part of it is we like the members to be tenacious and be able to figure it out on their own.
	But I'm not really a proud boys to hub here.
	So just keep at it and they'll discover you.
	And thank you for calling.
	And we like you more than a friend.
	And I've got enough on my plate here without trying to facilitate these various chapters and getting new members.
	But they've got to do a lot.
	It's funny how they always get accused of recruiting.
	They're trying to recruit people into their movement.
	It's actually the opposite, they're going around trying to keep people out.
	We got Jason on the line.
	Yo, hey, I was wondering, I haven't heard you talk about it, but Millennial Millie posted a video about a month ago called Undercover Investigation.
	Minneapolis Riot was pre-planned.
	It's a real mind fudge, and I think you should check it out if you haven't yet.
	Okay.
	Thank you for calling.
	We'll check it out.
	Millennial Millie, I like her.
	Was she the one who was carrying a gun in her prom?
	At her prom?
	No, I don't think so.
	The breakout of riots in Minneapolis, Minnesota was a powder keg long in the making.
	The evidence for pre-planning and setting up a situation for a disaster is overwhelming.
	What you are about to see is part of a two-year undercover investigation into the leftist radicalization embedded within the climate justice movements.
	The breakout in particular, the Sunrise Movement.
	These like escalations, these actions can be really, really dangerous.
	These escalations can be really dangerous.
	So last night, when that police station went up in flames, me and my girlfriend, we poured shots.
	What are you showing, right?
	This moment.
	I want to get the HD version here.
	Here we go.
	Okay, but you're just showing me staring.
	49 seconds.
	It's a point toss between freedom and fascism.
	In this first video, we are going to show you how the Sunrise Movement played an instrumental role in carrying out mayhem in the name of bringing about the Green New Deal.
	We have sources within these groups to get to the bottom of where all of this leftist radicalization is coming from and what their end game is.
	And any politician gets back a Green New Deal or make way for the relationship.
	All right, anyway, people can look that up on their own.
	It's not really an interesting phone thing.
	Oh, I'm not supposed to say that anymore.
	By the way, this is...
	Not too shabbish.
	Don't do British accents, you suck.
	That was Scottish.
	Not too shoppish.
	Jonathan?
	Yo, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Just quick question.
	Wanted to see who do you guys think, Gav and Ryan, who do you think is going to be the VP pick for Biden?
	Kamala Harris.
	That's kind of where I'm leaning as well.
	But blacks, they didn't smell a rat with Obama, but I feel like they're going to smell a rat when she starts trying to be black.
	Like when she said, yo, I was listening to Public Enemy when I was in college and Snoop Dogg and stuff.
	And people went, Snoop Dogg was 18 when you were in college.
	You're old.
	She doesn't know about black culture.
	I mean, Obama played basketball like me, but he still pulls it off.
	Who knows?
	Absolutely.
	Appreciate it, guys.
	Thanks for calling.
	Have you seen the Camelo Harris's new face?
	Dude, it's spooky.
	Her eyes are just black.
	Let's see.
	I would sit and talk with John, and he was, he was, you know, the quiet conversations that we would have.
	Is that her fake eyelashes covering her eyes?
	He encouraged ambition.
	You know what's so lame about John Lewis' funeral?
	They go back to the bridge that he walked over with Martin Luther King, where he got beat up by racists, I guess, in 1953.
	Like a way to carry around a bad night like an albatross around your neck.
	And we have to remember, yes, it was about Adrian.
	Adrienne.
	Hey, McInnes, how's it going, fuck?
	Fucking just gonna send it.
	Just gonna send it!
	Just fucking send it out here in fucking Calgary, fuck.
	Oh, you're out in Calgary.
	How's the weather there?
	This is fucking bug season now, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	I was fly fishing the other day out in the mountains, and I got some fucking horse flies the size of your fucking thumb on me.
	They're easy to catch, though, but they do get that first initial bite in, and you go, it's like getting zapped with a taser, fuck.
	Yeah, no shit, fuck.
	But you always get them.
	They rarely get you and get away with it, fuck.
	Yeah, yeah, it's all about the revenge.
	So what can I do you for?
	Well, I'm just calling because you're a fucking hypocrite.
	Uh-oh.
	Hit me.
	You know, you always say how being gay would be a curse on a man's life, you know.
	That's not what he's supposed to be doing.
	But you have pro-gay in your parlor bio.
	It sounds really gay.
	Yeah, it is.
	It's more like a way of saying It's just a way to convey to people that you're not, you don't really give a shit about gay.
	But you can't write out, I don't really give a shit if you're gay.
	Well, you don't need to say that.
	It sounds like you're pandering.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Well, how do I express that?
	That I don't care if you're gay.
	You don't.
	That's the thing.
	You don't need to, because you always say how, you don't need to give them anything.
	You don't have to say, guys, I'm not racist.
	That's you being, guys, I'm not homophobic.
	Okay.
	Okay, and you also tell Ryan to go out and bang random chicks, but you say you don't go to strip clubs because you just think of your daughter.
	You're telling him to download Tinder to get laid, but you're just ruining these girls' sexuality.
	Let me guess.
	I don't think I'm a ruiner.
	I don't ruin.
	No, I want him to fall in love and get married.
	No, no, no, no.
	No, I was saying how if Ryan, like, if Ryan goes out and just fucks a bunch of chick, it's like you are, like, if a girl's looking for a man, you said it in one of the previous episodes, every girl's looking for a man.
	So that's just promoting the idea of New York being an elephant's graveyard for women's ovaries.
	Yeah, I'm like, why can't Ryan just go and find a nice woman?
	How is your love life going?
	My love life?
	Well, you know, I've been dating my girlfriend Blobs.
	That's my nickname for her.
	We've been dating her for two years.
	We haven't had sex.
	Well, we're both cradle Catholic, so.
	Your nickname for your girlfriend is Blobs?
	Blobs, yeah.
	Well, see, now you're not a real caller.
	You just ruined the whole call.
	What do you mean?
	Yeah, is that fake?
	You're taking my wife's nickname and you just ruined the whole thing.
	Now it looks like a setup.
	And now I think the reason that you sabotage the call is because you know that you're not really settling down.
	And you're one of these trad Catholic guys who can tell everyone else what they're doing wrong.
	But then when we turn the mirror towards you, we realize you're not doing shit.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	You talk a big game, my friend.
	Big game.
	We got Jenny.
	If you're so religious, then maybe don't cast stones from a glasshouse.
	Jenny?
	Vinny.
	Oh, sorry, Jenny.
	It's Vinny.
	I know, Vinny, Vinny.
	Vinny with the Vinny.
	Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.
	Ah, luck in your sunglasses, Gavin.
	Thank you.
	I like your new sunglasses.
	Listen, hey, first of all, Ryan, I do what you do for a living, and I got to tell you, it's very hard.
	Gavin, you got to go easier on Ryan.
	It's not an easy job at all.
	Bullshit.
	I do Google it.
	What do you do?
	I Google poorly for sure.
	But thank you.
	Did you see how long it took him to find cutting a show?
	General TV production.
	It's fucking hard.
	Did you see how long it took him to find a picture of the most famous pool?
	It's probably a pool that's over 100 years old.
	There's only five pictures of it online.
	That's not true.
	Yeah, so there you go.
	Anyway, so look at up until 2016, I was a Democrat.
	I voted for Clinton, Trump, Obama twice.
	I live up in Massachusetts.
	I'm from Florida.
	My parents are dead blue hippies, man.
	They're as blue as blue can be.
	And 2016, that all started to change.
	My buddy of mine in New York turned me on your show a couple years ago.
	And I got to tell you, man, definitely been red-pilled.
	And I love it when I hang out with my parents and other Democratic friends up here because I got Trump stickers on my car now, on my pickup truck.
	And I got, it's all about Trump.
	And it just drives them bananas.
	Okay, but don't lose them as family members for this.
	These people are not right in the head.
	Like they'll cancel their own situation.
	No, no, they understand that.
	They know there's no, none of it is, there's no animosity.
	I can still talk to them, but it is, I mean, they're, and the thing is, too, I think they realize that they're wrong.
	I think in their heart of hearts, they realize their side is wrong, but just because the way they've lived their whole life, they can't change.
	They're too old to change.
	Yeah, that reminds me of a doctor I was talking to about circumcision.
	And I said, I mean, I understand if someone is really filthy or something, but in 2020, with wet wipes and showers so readily available, it just doesn't seem right to do that to a child.
	And he said, I have to know that circumcision is right or my entire career has been wrong.
	Wow.
	And you're like, that's how you decide what's right and wrong?
	How long you've been doing it for?
	Right.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	I know you hate this, so I'm not going to do it.
	But one last thing.
	The buddy who turned me on to you, he's a freelance videographer, and he's been out of work for five months because of this stupid coronavirus bullshit.
	And he's in a bad spot right now.
	He's a big fan of yours.
	And he's not going to like that.
	I'm saying this.
	He and his girlfriend, you know, they got some big things happening.
	And I just tell him to keep his head up and things are going to change.
	You can buy him a cameo.
	Keep your heads up.
	We talked about that today.
	We are going to buy him a cameo for sure.
	Nice.
	Okay, keep your head up, dude.
	Love you guy.
	Thanks, man.
	Do you have chest hair?
	No.
	Let's see your tits.
	Okay.
	Hold on one second.
	I think we have a banner.
	Ooh, we do have a banner.
	Look at this.
	Hold on one second.
	Let me crop.
	There we go.
	Look at that.
	Want to help a little girl and get a video message from Gav at the same time?
	All cameo proceeds go to justiceforliberty.com.
	Order now.
	That was fast.
	Yeah.
	I was talking to him today, and I said, I'll eventually get this shit to you.
	True dead.
	Let me see your gorgeous tits.
	Okay.
	Just pull the top of your shirt down.
	So nothing is happening there.
	No, pull the top down.
	Because in my Jesus gown, it goes down like that.
	Oh, you do have that cross.
	Maybe we can squeeze that in there.
	Yeah.
	Would Jesus have a tattoo of the thing that killed him?
	I don't think so.
	That's a Bill Hicks bit.
	He goes, Christians, you got to stop wearing crosses.
	When Jesus comes back, it's like if JFK came back and you had a pendant around your neck with a gun, it's going to traumatize him.
	You have a fucking bookhouse, the book depository hat.
	Hey, what's up?
	Yeah, from that book depository.
	I'm a librarian.
	All right.
	We have Jared.
	Jared.
	Hello.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, guys.
	Is this not gay Jared?
	Yo, so I'm.
	No, it's not.
	Okay, so this is gay Jared.
	Okay, gotcha.
	Very, very gay Jared here calling.
	Listen, guys, so I'm stationed here at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, and I just wanted to see if you guys are tracking.
	Okay, okay, no need to brag.
	All right, all right, all right, all right.
	I wanted to see if you guys were tracking about the National Defense Authorization Act for the fiscal year 2021.
	It's basically the bill on military spending for the next year.
	It's got a bunch of bullshit, like red flag laws, basically gun confiscation laws, and a bunch of extra money to fund the name changes of the installations that the PC politicians don't like.
	So I just wanted to get on here and mention that and maybe, you know, have the listeners go contact their senators and say that they don't want this shit because, you know, it's supposed to be about representation still.
	So it hasn't been pushed through yet.
	This is just a bill.
	But why did the Republicans create this piece of shit?
	It's passed the House.
	It's past the House.
	It hasn't passed the Senate yet.
	But fiscal year 21 starts in October, so it could be coming up anytime.
	Wait, but it's not a bill yet.
	I'm not very good with the whole that American alphabet show with the cartoon where he becomes a bill.
	I'm just a bill.
	How far away are we from this becoming real?
	It's come through, so it's been introduced and it's come through the House.
	It needs to go through the Senate and then it'll go to the President for signing, which even, I mean, Trump said he may even veto it in that interview with Chris Wallace that he did a couple Sundays ago, talking about not wanting to name change the installations and whatnot.
	But if you're in a, like Fort Bragg, if you're in Germany and there's Fort Hitler and it was named that when the country was under Hitler, I believe it should still be called Fort Hitler.
	It's history.
	And you can go, yeah, unfortunately, this was an example.
	Like when Hitler was on the cover of Time magazine, right?
	He was man of the year.
	That magazine still exists.
	That's part of Time's history.
	Fine.
	Well, you can find examples of that, like you just said, everywhere.
	I mean, the shit, I read an article today that there's a foundation somewhere trying to give free land to black people as for reparations and just ridiculous things that, you know, you use the term capitulate a lot.
	I mean, it's just, it's just, the United States is just capitulating, vomiting all over this bull crap.
	And I just wanted the viewers and the listeners who maybe don't keep up with this stuff to know that they can contact their senators and their state, look it up and call them and email them and blow them up and tell them that this is not what they want.
	Speaking from somebody who's in the Army, this is going to affect me.
	So I would appreciate some support from those out there willing to give it.
	Okay.
	Well, yeah, let's make it clear to our viewers that this bill is bullshit and we need to fight it.
	All right, viewers?
	Cool, gotcha.
	It's H.R. 6395.
	It was carried by Representative Adam Smith in Washington.
	He's a fucking Looney Tune liberal.
	And it's the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal year 2021.
	All right.
	I don't know how effective that'll be on this show, but we got it out there.
	And let's hope we can make a change.
	That sounded totally insincere.
	Thanks, guys.
	I appreciate you.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Thanks for your service.
	Thanks, dude.
	Later.
	Thanks for your service.
	I don't want to say it.
	I always feel like an asshole.
	Dude, there was a guy at our local where I had my birthday.
	And he's just moved in next door, and he talks about how much he's a Marine.
	And he can't hold his liquor.
	He's always shit facing.
	He's kind of young and skinny.
	So you're like, I guess he got in and got out real fast.
	And you know, my CIA dude who used to be a Marine, he now does internet security stuff.
	He was at the party.
	He was in Afghanistan.
	His fucking stories make your hair go white.
	Like he split people's faces open with bullets.
	But they go, you got to go, man, to the skinny Marine.
	And the guy goes, you're a Marine?
	Semperify or whatever.
	Sit down, get this guy a drink.
	And so the bartender goes, okay, because he's a regular.
	And he gives him the drink.
	He's like, that's cool, man.
	Where were you stationed?
	And he starts getting weird.
	He's like, in Afghanistan or whatever.
	What was your battalion?
	Oh, like the main one.
	I don't know.
	Oh, are you watching a lot of money?
	No, no, I'm not.
	I'm making a hyperbolic.
	I don't know.
	They usually have some okay bullshit at the beginning.
	And then you say things like them to like, what was your motto again, that particular battalion?
	And they go, this rocks and those kinds of stuff.
	And he just goes, he takes the guy's drink and he pours it out in the tongue.
	He's got a lot.
	He goes, get the fuck out of here.
	I'm going to put you in the hospital.
	Oh, shit.
	And the guy's like, okay, doot-do-doot.
	Scurries away.
	So that was, you saw a live?
	No, I heard.
	No, I didn't see this live.
	The bartender told me about this the next day.
	That's a stolen valor.
	That's why I love going to bars.
	That's pretty funny.
	Like, my wife just thinks we sit there for six hours just with flies buzzing around.
	You talk to people and you learn about how to fix a car and you get helpful information.
	Like my landover sort of feels like it's going boo boo boo boo boo boo.
	And the bartender's a big car guy that's at another bar.
	And he goes, that's a big deal.
	That could just be kaput.
	This is not like a loose fender.
	You got to have that looked into.
	You could be your blah, blah, blah.
	I forget the phrase for it.
	It could be misaligned or something.
	You know, it's very helpful.
	Okay, I'm done.
	Do you want to zoom in or is this enough?
	Oh, I can zoom.
	What if you get to heaven and Jesus looks like Ryan?
	This will be at the next auction.
	I'm pretty happy with the face.
	It doesn't look just like you.
	That's what I see every time I look at you.
	That's what I face the other way.
	Yeah, you're looking in a mirror right now, Ryan.
	I did make your hands extra small, but that was part of the joke.
	I know, but in the joke, we say, what if you get to heaven and he has really tiny hands?
	I'm going to zoom in on you, though.
	Move that.
	Move the picture?
	I'm not sure.
	I mean, I've got to focus on you.
	This camera is so good, it's better than my eyes.
	Like, look at that.
	If I had a, like, a, go to my face, like, my mouth.
	If I had, like, a cold sore or something, I think I would come into the studio and have you zoom in on it.
	It's better than any mirror.
	Like, look at this shit.
	How yellow are my teeth?
	Oh, it is yellow.
	Amazing.
	We've made cameras that are way better than eyes.
	I'm a Western chauvinist and I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.
	What are you doing now?
	Oh, you went to auto and then you went back to manual?
	That was a problem we were having with sweat pigs.
	Beef squad.
	Sweat pigs.
	Okay, we're out of time.
	Let's do one more.
	All right, you bastards.
	John.
	We'll go a little late because we had some tech problems.
	We did have some teeth.
	But let's make him fast.
	What's up, Johnny?
	Hi.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	It's a little pleasure.
	My main concern is parenthood.
	But just a couple of things.
	Ryan, you look a lot better with your hair out of your face.
	Thank you.
	Where we can.
	All right, that's one thing.
	What's the next one?
	Okay, so that anti-gay dude that, like, I think it was like three or four calls before.
	Anyway.
	All right, thank you for calling.
	That was great.
	Pop in.
	Thanks for calling, man.
	I feel bad.
	What if that guy is calling?
	Just drop it.
	Fuck.
	Sorry, sir.
	When I say thank you for calling, they're done.
	I should have said thank you for calling when he said your hair is nice.
	Do you think he has an impediment?
	He's clearly drunk.
	And the pro-gay guy had a point.
	Why do I say pro-gay?
	It's sort of like you have an abbreviated amount of text, right?
	Yeah.
	And, you know, there's so many misconceptions about me.
	So they're going in to read my bio thinking, oh, this is David Duke, but more racist.
	And so when they read pro-gay, they go, oh, shit, maybe I have him wrong.
	But it's not like I run around saying, you should suck more dicks, dude.
	True.
	So it's all about the context.
	But maybe it's time to change it.
	I don't know.
	Linda.
	Hey, Tim.
	Sorry, I got nervous money.
	Hey, Gav.
	Hey, my guy.
	Hey, Joey Diaz, I never thought he was funny.
	I've never heard him say anything funny.
	Rogan talks about how funny he is.
	What do you think of that whole thing where they talked about where he mentioned, they dug up the old footage of he was having women blow him to get moved up in the line on the comedy clubs sets?
	Yeah, I believe that is called quid pro quo in the sexual harassment world.
	But, you know, it was like a lot of this Me Too shit, it's voluntary.
	I don't think quid pro quo should be a crime.
	I don't think women should do it.
	And no, if a friend of mine did it, I'd be disgusted with her.
	But if some guy says you can get, like Roger Ailes had to pay Gretchen Carlson, I think, $25 million because he said, if you had slept with me, you'd be doing a lot better here.
	Then don't sleep.
	Like I've worked with homos.
	And when I worked in advertising, I was drenched in fags every day.
	And they always made it clear that we could definitely have this contract if he'd let me jerk him up, if he'd let him jerk me off.
	And I was like, no, thanks.
	We'll get other contracts.
	Thank you very much.
	But it never would occur to me to sue him.
	He just came up with a ridiculous proposition that I have no interest in.
	So, yeah, it's technically illegal, but those dumb bitches are just prostitutes that performed an act for a payment, and the payment was a better spot.
	Yeah, well, I always loved him acting like a tough guy with you on Twitter, and then he immediately backed down about that Ralphie Mae thing.
	Hey, if you do that again, we're going to have a problem.
	Dude, Tony Soprano didn't tweet his imminent victims.
	He's got that.
	And that's why Joe Rogan laughs, because he's not used to New Yorkers.
	So he hears like some fast New York talk, like, she was sucking my dick like she could suck paint through a fucking needle.
	And then he's never heard that before.
	He's like, ha ha, it's crazy.
	No, you're just describing a blowjob in a crazy way.
	It's not funny.
	He's not witty.
	That's a good point.
	He's a New Yorker in L.A., and people in L.A. lick New York ass because New Yorkers never moved there because it sucks there.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I got the Dinesh time code wrong, apparently.
	Was it 153.45?
	There is no 153.
	It's only one hour, 23 minutes.
	I want to be a woman.
	So it's 53.45.
	What did he say?
	I want to be a woman.
	Let's think about this for a minute.
	I mean, let's take it further.
	What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?
	Oh, the fucking man!
	I don't want to just be lithe about it.
	So I'm going to further this end.
	Don't stop believing.
	Wow.
	That was great.
	What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?
	Oh, dude, he keeps you in suspense there, too.
	It's like, I was sweating.
	I was like, is he going to do it?
	You are in heaven.
	We have to go.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.

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