Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E191 - THE K-12 CULT [2020-07-27 - S02E191 - THE K-12 CULT]

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S02E191 - THE K-12 CULT [2020-07-27 - S02E191 - THE K-12 CULT]

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	Boy, never go leave that tone here, you know, because it's too hot.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Too hot.
	This town is too hot.
	Now they're calling for their guns.
	How about to spot the root-bite fun?
	But root-bites never give up their guns.
	It's too hot, too hot and tell them what to do.
	That's the specials, of course.
	They're epinomis debut specials.
	Song is Too Hot, a fantastic time in pop music.
	The early 80s, late 70s.
	Jamaica declared independence in 1969 from Britain, tried it out, it sucked.
	And they said, can we come over to you?
	And Britain said, sure.
	Had a tumultuous week or two, the Brixton riots.
	But eventually the Jamaicans, the Yardies, amalgamated beautifully because it was a British culture.
	They grew up drinking Guinness.
	You know, I'm stealing this concept from David Cross, but if I ever got a time machine, I would not go kill Hitler.
	I would go travel and see Band's first shows.
	And that would be a great show to watch.
	The Sex Pistols at the 100 Club, The Who in the 60s when They Were Mods.
	That would be cool to check out.
	All right, so that's enough of that.
	We can now use it copyright-free.
	I want to talk about the riots again on this show.
	I apologize.
	I know it's getting tiresome.
	I'm a dick.
	But before we do, I'll tell you about my weekend.
	I went to a new beach.
	I looked up my son.
	So we're looking for new office space.
	With all this glut in Manhattan real estate, there is tons of offices available.
	And I couldn't get an appointment earlier than 2 p.m.
	So I was looking around Midtown at 2 for this appointment, this place.
	It was a basement and there was street windows.
	They could see in, see our equipment.
	It's a no.
	But by the time I got back, it was like 3 and my wife wanted a break from the kids.
	She deals with them all week.
	So I was, and I wanted to be with him.
	So I go, let's look up a swimming hole, like with a rope.
	If you're going to do that, spend four days talking to people, triple confirm it, have seen it, and then go and leave at 9 a.m.
	Especially during a heat wave in New York.
	I didn't do that.
	I just looked up swimming hole and there's like a Yelp or something.
	It's like, places to splash near you.
	So I saw this park, Croton Point Park.
	And I thought, that looks fun.
	Let's go there.
	Drag my son.
	He falls asleep in the car.
	It's hot as shit.
	We have air conditioning, obviously, but whatever.
	And look, it looks like a nice place.
	It is a Puerto Rican shithole more depressing than Orchard Beach.
	It sucks so much shit.
	It's unbelievable.
	It's probably 4% white, 80% Puerto Rican, and the rest is black.
	Disgusting fat pigs on the beach.
	The beach sucks.
	It's actually the Hudson River.
	And we finally get in the water after paying $10 and $7 and $5.
	We get in there and it's a huge field with grills for Puerto Ricans because they live in shitty project housing and they want to have a lawn.
	So they go to these lawns and they grill.
	And I get that.
	That's understandable.
	But there's no grilling.
	So it's just Puerto Ricans sitting, that's the beach.
	Look at the rocks.
	Like, you can't build a sandcastle with that.
	And I'll tell you what, dude, I was feeling particles.
	And my son, my seven-year-old, is very sensitive about, he's been stung by jellyfish in Jamaica, sea lice he doesn't like, obviously.
	You know, seven-year-olds are very finicky.
	So I just go, oh, it's just rocks.
	It's just people are moving around the rocks.
	It's like a black kid crying because he's never been in the water before.
	And I was lying.
	I don't know what the fuck those were.
	And every time he wasn't looking, I was going like this and trying to bowl.
	But you know how ephemera is in water.
	It never just sits in a nice little bowl.
	I needed a sieve.
	Was it sea lice?
	So that's the park, but it's just a big lawn.
	Like I got that near my house.
	I don't need a big lawn.
	And the beach, there's a very limited area you can swim in.
	And I don't know what the fuck the particles were.
	And here's the other gross part.
	The water was hot.
	I get in.
	It's chilly for a second, but then there's like hot waves going over my feet.
	What is that?
	Puerto Rican piss?
	Eh, hot foot water.
	Look, immigrants fishing.
	Oh, we got something.
	Like, it does not feel like America.
	I don't remember that part, actually.
	Hey, man, life sucks.
	And the dumbest thing you can do, by the way, is look up a place on Instagram.
	Because, of course, they're putting up pictures of them and their hot friend having a gay old time.
	They're not going to put up shitty pictures of Instagram.
	We went there, we got in the water, we set up our little base.
	We went in the water.
	We came up just packed up.
	You want to be positive with kids and go, hey, we can make this an adventure.
	And I just said to my boy, I go, this adventure sucks.
	Let's cut the shit.
	This place blows chunks.
	And it's just a beach.
	There's plenty of beaches near me.
	What the fuck was I doing?
	Ugh.
	Like, there's a nice dead fish for you.
	You know, when you see lots of people fishing, you're dealing with the turd world.
	Because that's how they grew up.
	That was the only way they could eat.
	So that sucked.
	Also in the news, my daughter had the funniest idea.
	She said this could be a movie.
	I'm not sure it could be a movie, but I wrote myself a note and said, discuss this idea.
	So she goes, I was joking around saying, what if you die and you go to heaven and Jesus is there and you don't know what to say?
	This is the son of God.
	You're freaked out and you go, hi.
	And then he goes, hello.
	So we thought that was funny.
	And then my daughter goes, wouldn't it be funny if he was just the weirdest looking dude you've ever seen?
	Like he didn't look like any of the pictures.
	He had little eyes.
	Like little small eyes, little dot eyes.
	Sort of like you'll see in the video tonight, the Austin guy who has a black wife and he got shot, killed for starting a fight with an AK in his hand.
	An AR-15, sorry.
	So he's got little pin eyes, but really big eyelashes.
	And his head is kind of light bulb shaped.
	Like it's really big in the top.
	And he has a weird, creepy voice like, hi, how hi.
	No, no, not that much, but just like, hey, how are you?
	And he has tiny hands, the littlest hands you've ever seen.
	And you're in heaven.
	It's awesome, by the way.
	You're flying around.
	Everyone's cool.
	And they go, so you've met the Messiah?
	And you go, yeah.
	I love it here, by the way.
	I love it here.
	But is anyone a little sketched out by Jesus?
	And they all go, you mean the best guy ever in the history of the world?
	And you go, I, yeah, I guess.
	I just find him a tiny bit creepy.
	Why aren't you?
	You don't think that's a funny idea?
	No, I'm with it.
	I'm not LOLing, but it is funny.
	It's a funny concept.
	Well, it's all in the production and how you make him.
	Right, right.
	I'm with you.
	The funniest way to do that would be to just scour the globe or, sorry, America and find a really weird-looking dude.
	Like, don't do it with prosthetics and stuff.
	Find someone with a bulbous forehead who has a weird demeanor.
	Like an unmanned hands.
	Yeah, yeah.
	There's casting agencies that do this.
	Ugly people stuff.
	I think it'd be more fun to hand pick it.
	Just really make like a month out of it.
	Like just.
	Yeah.
	Or if he was just super fat.
	Hi, I'm just.
	That seems more fun.
	I was too much of indecents.
	All right.
	I guess I shouldn't tell my kids' stories.
	I guess they're not funny.
	I'm sure people were laughing at it.
	I thought it was really amusing.
	In other news, I heard about this on the weekend.
	There is some fucking lunatic who thinks her son is Lou Gehrig reincarnated.
	She says when he was a little boy, he saw a picture of Babe Ruth.
	Apparently they had a rivalry.
	And he goes, I don't like that man.
	This is doctors.
	But we're going to let you judge for yourself.
	When Kristen was one year old, he saw our neighborhood kids playing baseball and became so fascinated with the family.
	Oh, that's a real jaws on that family.
	He would throw balls at the wall.
	First time I started playing baseball, it just felt really natural.
	And he said he always wanted a disease named after him.
	We are not a baseball family.
	So it really was three years old and throwing and catching a ball like an eight-year-old.
	It took Christian to see a professional baseball game.
	We were walking through the stadium in Boston and he saw this big picture of Babe Ruth.
	I don't like Babe Ruth.
	He got so upset saying, I don't like him.
	He was mean to me.
	That's when I had an inkling that something was going on.
	Started to look at him.
	I think he looked up at the barrel.
	He was 80 years old.
	I don't know.
	We have reincarnation and children in Babe Ruth's era and said, do you see anyone here that doesn't like Babe Ruth?
	And he immediately pointed to a player with dimples.
	He said, that's me.
	And the man who he pointed to was Lou Garrett.
	To have him say these things, it was actually very disturbing.
	And I was concerned.
	Yeah.
	You should be worried.
	Did you call the police?
	But the one thing that really got me, I was in an elevator with him.
	And he said, when I was a tall baseball player, I used to stay in hotels almost every night.
	And I said, did you fly on airplanes?
	I used to what?
	And he said, no.
	Or stay in hotels.
	And then she said, do you ever go in airplanes?
	I used to show the doctors.
	We only deal with hard science.
	We're doctors.
	You know, like reincarnation.
	Airplanes?
	And he said, no, mostly trains.
	And he'd never been on a train or played with a train.
	So it was really, really odd to me.
	Well, he knows what a train is.
	That's like third piece of evidence.
	Here he is putting a flower in his own grave.
	How disturbing is that?
	Is that the grave he rose up?
	When you're reincarnated, when do you make the transition?
	Is it just like you die?
	Is there a moment of stasis?
	Maybe you're in a limbo for a little bit.
	Yeah, because wait, Lou Gehrig died probably way before that kid was born.
	No, you keep playing the video.
	I'll look up when Lou Gehrig died.
	Whoa!
	This kid was born to play baseball.
	Christian Haupt just turned eight, and some people say they've never seen him.
	He died in 1941.
	Wow.
	How long has this poor bastard been floating around with weird Jesus, waiting for a body to inhabit?
	Inhabit.
	But maybe time goes a lot faster up there.
	Like heaven years, you know?
	So 41, that kid was probably born in 95.
	So for like 36 years, he was sort of going, you know what?
	I think I'm ready.
	Ever.
	It's been like a Ryan lifetime.
	I'm ready to go inhabit a boy, which, by the way, is kind of creepy.
	It is.
	I want to be inside a boy's body.
	I want to be a boy.
	Baby, I want to come out of a vagina.
	Like, when do you take over the body when you're a sperm?
	Good point.
	Day one of the birth?
	So, did you kill a baby?
	Like, what about the little boy who was developing on his own?
	Right.
	And you're like, sorry, dude.
	I'll take it from here.
	That's stealing a soul.
	And then you kill a little soul.
	It's like, what?
	What about?
	I was, I built a soul.
	So you'd have to really be in the dad's dick.
	You'd have to swim out the dad's urethra.
	So Lou Gehrig had been dead for 30 years or so.
	And he goes up to Jesus.
	I assume you need permission.
	Weird Jesus with the light bulb head and the tiny hands.
	And he said, I want to come out of some random white guy's cock.
	the thing is, he'd have to be Buddha or something because I don't, I don't believe reincarnation is, it's not a, She doesn't seem like a Buddhist to me.
	So he goes up to Jesus and goes, I want to just shoot out of a dude's dick.
	And Jesus goes, I don't like you.
	My dad gave you AIDS on purpose.
	You suck.
	I don't even know why you're here.
	And now you want to shoot out of some little boy's dad's dick?
	And that babe Ruth and the boy?
	The boy who knew.
	She wrote a book about this.
	And they're trying to get a major film.
	Like a major motion picture.
	You know what actually happened?
	What?
	He kept making fun.
	Like Babe Ruth and him are both in heaven, and he keeps making fun of Babe Ruth.
	He's like, babe, what are you a little baby?
	Babe Ruth.
	And then Jesus is like, all right, enough.
	I'm going to make you an actual baby.
	There's a baby.
	Wow.
	I'm starting to discover the possibility that you're not funny.
	Oh, I wasn't being funny.
	That's a theory.
	Everything is intact there.
	You got the babe part.
	You delivered that with some actual humor.
	You know, that's your job.
	There's nothing funny about turning a man into a baby.
	So, some major director is working on a film deal with this family.
	But you can't be, as you say, you can't be a Christian and be for reincarnation.
	That's Lou Gehrig, played by the face of the earth.
	Flash forward to today.
	Christian Haupt certainly has talent.
	Guys, I think I can explain this confusion here.
	Your son is very interested in baseball because it's fun and he's good at it.
	The end look at the way they both swing.
	A lot of baseball swings.
	No, not really.
	No?
	That didn't seem that much like Lou Gehrig.
	I mean, how different seemed pretty darn different to me.
	Look, after he's done, he lets it sag.
	Lou has his up.
	Maybe because he's got a little baby arm.
	Speaking of my daughter, which doesn't seem to work comedy-wise, I don't know why.
	I'm very disappointed that that bit didn't last.
	I was laughing my tits off.
	She told me that several different people have committed suicide hoping to become Nicki Minaj's baby, reincarnated.
	That can't be true, right?
	That cannot be true.
	I'm looking this up, right?
	I mean, guys, don't many people say that people commit suicide with punishment.
	I just saw a menage.
	I haven't seen any menage.
	God, you suck at your job.
	Look at this.
	Nicki Minaj and his brain is shit.
	Oh, okay.
	Dude, I mean, how niche is this niche is this?
	So it's probably not a thing.
	She also turned me onto this chick, who's a huge Nicki Minaj fan, who is like sub-human.
	And with young girls, you can't tell if they're kidding or not.
	But you gotta check out this chick.
	She's called on Instagram, she's called, ready for this?
	This is all one word.
	Lovely Peaches Music 100.
	Okay.
	And she is a special needs person who has her kid, 1.2 million followers.
	Nikki Minaj follows her.
	Most of her posts are about how awesome Nicki Minaj is.
	But see that one right there?
	Yeah.
	Check this out.
	Y'all got to remember that haters are miserable, unhappy, bitter people.
	They're not happy.
	If they have to tear somebody else down to feel good about themselves, they're not.
	Keep going down.
	Yeah, she's got her baby back, which doesn't seem like a good move.
	She talks about like abusing her baby and stuff.
	There she is jumping.
	Maybe do the peaches don't jump.
	Don't do it!
	Nooooo!
	Nooooo!
	We'll go back to the meme.
	Okay, I'm starting to get insecure.
	It got deleted.
	That very post?
	Yeah.
	No, not the post.
	She goes, it's the same as you just saw about haters.
	And it was like, y'all, women go through so much stuff that y'all don't know about.
	And it's amazing the suffering that we go through.
	I got this wart right between my butthole and my vagina.
	It's like a big, huge wart.
	And every time I pee, it stings.
	And if I touch it, it hurts so much.
	It makes me want to faint.
	And pus is coming out of it.
	Y'all, this is what it's like to be a woman.
	No.
	No.
	Taint warts are not a serious problem with the ladies.
	Warty.
	I don't know what you were doing down there, but yeah, she's definitely worth a follow.
	It's not on her.
	I had a link to it, and it's gone.
	19 with Forest TDs.
	I mean, there's a lot of videos that ain't on there.
	Hygiene.
	She has like, it looks like jizz in her hair, and she's bald in it.
	Jizz and bald.
	Maybe like wart.
	It'll be very recent.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's see.
	Well, these are her recent vids.
	Let's see.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	You might find it somewhere else, though.
	Like, go, no.
	Lovely Peaches Music 100 Wart Vagina.
	Wart spam.
	No.
	About my wart.
	It's going to be on YouTube, dude.
	It's disgusting.
	Well, if it's on this video.
	Wait, go up.
	Go up.
	Uh-huh.
	No, she has like bits of cream in her hair.
	Okay.
	And it's very recent.
	Look, just look on the internet.
	Peaches, lovely Peaches Wart.
	Not to be confused with Peaches, the fuck the pain away, Canadian feminist, hairy lesbian.
	Yeah, this ain't coming up.
	It's getting lost and soft.
	Well, obviously you wouldn't be able to find it.
	Well, this is Q ⁇ A about her warts.
	I mean, there's other works.
	I mean...
	Wart stuff.
	Basically, dressing up.
	Honestly, I don't give a fuck about none of that.
	But if you want to feel better about yourself, if you're one of those people who feel like you want to feel better about yourself, you can dress up.
	You could put makeup on.
	You could do your hair a certain way you like it.
	And you'll feel good about yourself, honestly.
	I found it.
	Why are you so shitty?
	You're using DuckDuckGo?
	Yep.
	Lovely Peaches speaks on women's troubles and itching and burning reaction.
	Oh, wait, it's not it.
	She's been talking about this for a while.
	Hmm.
	What's good, the Lux family?
	Welcome back.
	All right, we're wasting everyone's time.
	Anyway, it's really gross.
	The Mets had their opening day on Friday.
	I haven't seen you since then.
	They did not kneel.
	The Yankees knelt like little bitches.
	And I've been getting into some arguments with Yankees fans, and they've been denying it.
	This is how baseball was supposed to be the last refuge.
	Look at this.
	Someone was about to light an American flag on fire.
	This is back when you could just run on the pitch.
	Boop.
	No, you don't.
	There's no volume on that?
	Why didn't you have the volume?
	talking?
	I'm not sure what he's doing out there.
	It looks like he's going to burn a flag and Rick Monday runs and takes it away from him.
	And so Monday, I think a guy was going to set fire to the American flag.
	Can you imagine that?
	Yeah, the Braves and the Mets on opening day did not kneel.
	And it's funny talking to Yankees fans because you're like, no, no, no.
	You're talking about the moment of silence.
	No, I'm not.
	I'm talking about the national anthem.
	They did not kneel.
	I was there.
	I was watching it like a hawk.
	They didn't do shit.
	All Yankees and Nationals players and coaches all take a knee.
	And they have a big black rope.
	What the fuck is that?
	What the fuck is that?
	Is that a giant anaconda of justice?
	What are they doing?
	Like a hose.
	Yankees Neil.
	That's stinkies.
	That team sucks.
	Also in the news, Covington is winning.
	The Covington Catholic schoolboys are settling their lawsuits again and again and again.
	Now that we can't know, but if you're looking at a $200 million lawsuit and your CNN and you're looking at the court fees and everything, you're going to say, let's do $5 million.
	Can we do five?
	And then their lawyer's going to say, we can do seven.
	And they're going to go, oh, Jesus Christ.
	We made no money this year.
	No one watches us.
	Let's do six.
	So six, six.
	This is just my gut says six and six.
	So that's 12.
	And they have six more to go.
	This guy's got his tuition paid.
	He's going to be able to buy some new shoes.
	He's looking at my gut says 34 million when everything is said and done.
	Lawyers will probably take 12 and they'll be doing pretty good.
	Everyone thinks they're rich kids.
	I looked up that area.
	It's a very blue-collar area.
	They're not wealthy kids.
	So that was good news.
	Okay, here's a series of things where the worst people in the world are emerging, these total racists.
	You keep hearing about racists, right?
	Kangaroo Boy did a great thing about Atheism is Unstoppable?
	It's got big names.
	It's called Kangaroo Jack.
	And it's not good.
	Oh, it has Owen Wilson in it.
	No.
	It doesn't think so.
	It's, dude, stick to political commentary because this is downright embarrassing.
	You said that he was a mouse, so that would be mousebird, not chicken blood.
	Right?
	Oh, Jerry O'Connell isn't it?
	And Christopher Walken.
	Why'd you say Owen Wilson?
	Because there was another thing.
	No, it was Marmaduke, I'm thinking of.
	Some shitty animal movie.
	Not to call his movie shitty, but.
	Yeah, don't correct me when you're wrong.
	I didn't correct you.
	Okay.
	I was the first one to say a name.
	Don't add anything when you're wrong.
	Atheism is Unstoppable had a feature film.
	I don't know where he got this fucking money, but it's called Kangaroo Jack.
	And it has nothing to do with politics or atheism.
	And I'm sorry, but it's embarrassing.
	In it, Atheism is Unstoppable gets a hold of a sweatshirt, that sweatshirt.
	And he steals it from the black dude.
	That might be his thing.
	That's where it started.
	Yeah, where he's like, I'm going to do a movie where it's whites stealing from blacks.
	Yeah, that's a hallucination.
	Call free Willie!
	Let Willie set you free!
	We're right about him.
	Chicken blood, smell it on his father.
	Smell it on him.
	Chicken blood.
	Smell it on him.
	Chicken blood.
	Chicken blood.
	That's crazy.
	Anyway, I don't mean to embarrass the guy.
	He's been great for our network, and I love his recent videos because he's definitely found his niche.
	But yeah, that was not great.
	Embarrassing?
	Anyway, so you're hearing about all this gossip in the news because racism is everywhere, right?
	And you go, Wiley hates Jews.
	You remember Wiley?
	What you call it?
	Urban?
	I started that, by the way.
	I was down there doing a documentary and he refused to do it with me.
	And I kept saying, we're doing a thing about garage.
	This would be 2004.
	And he's like, I'm not doing it.
	I'm not doing it.
	I can't meet you.
	I was like, fuck, I'm going to kill you, you son of a bitch.
	And I said, we're just trying to find out about the music.
	What's it called?
	What it's about.
	And then he wrote a song called, what you call it?
	Garage?
	What you call it?
	Two-step?
	What you call it urban?
	But he didn't want to be classified.
	He's invented his own kind of music called Eskimo.
	I make Eski beats with Eski boys.
	Why aren't you looking this up?
	I'm on this article.
	What, that song?
	Yeah.
	W-O-T, what you, letter you, call it.
	What you call it.
	This was his big hit, and he's responding to me trying to get him to define garage and refusing to be part of it.
	Oh, video unavailable.
	This show is going not well.
	This show is going not well.
	I think he's a really talented musician, by the way.
	What do you call it?
	Garage.
	Garage.
	Call it urban.
	What do you call it?
	Urban.
	Urban.
	Two Step.
	What do you call it?
	Two Step.
	Tell us what you call it.
	Yeah, you Gary.
	I don't care about Gary.
	It doesn't sound like Gary.
	Who told you that I made Gary?
	Willie Kat's got his own sign.
	It's not Gary.
	Make it in the studio.
	We're not in the Gary.
	Here in London, there's a sound called Gary.
	My sound is drawing garbage.
	I'm curved.
	They don't like me in garage.
	Eskimo sound is mine.
	Okay, you do Eskimo.
	So I read that he hates Jews.
	And you go, that doesn't surprise me.
	That's a common thing when blacks get old, like black pop stars.
	They get football players.
	They get into this weird Hebrew-Israelite shit where they are the chosen ones.
	And you go, okay.
	But then I read it and I go, you're villain.
	I was prepared.
	I guess I'm brainwashed.
	I'm not even jaded at this point.
	And when I hear something like this, I think, oh, it's going to be Farrakhan where he says Jews are termites and need to be exterminated, right?
	But then you see it and you go, what?
	What does he say?
	He goes, in fact, there are two sets of people who nobody has really wanted to challenge, Jewish and KKK.
	Yeah, no one challenges the KKK.
	No one dares criticize the KKK.
	You'll lose your job immediately if you criticize the KKK.
	What a fucking tart.
	But then he goes, go up a bit.
	I didn't finish it.
	But being in business for 20 years, you start to understand why.
	If you work for a company owned by two Jewish men and you challenge the Jewish community in any way, that's two words, Wiley, of course you will get fired.
	That's true.
	Is that so controversial?
	Remember that actor?
	Oh, what's his name?
	He was in Sid Nancy.
	He was also the commissioner in Batman.
	You'll recognize him.
	Gary Oldman.
	Yeah.
	When I say Sid Nancy, you have no idea.
	But when I say Batman.
	No, I knew Sidney Nancy.
	Remember that scene with the beans?
	He did.
	He did an interview with, I think it was GQ or Playboy, and he said, you know, if I were to criticize the Jewish community anyway, or even acknowledge that Jews are overrepresented in Hollywood, I would have to apologize the next day.
	I'd lose my career.
	He said that, and then he had to apologize the next day to the fucking ADL.
	Oh, it was perfect.
	So I don't have a big problem with that.
	And also, if you worked for a company that had two Scottish people and you criticized the Scots, you probably have to quit.
	So that's not a big deal.
	And then if you breathe, you're being anti-Semitic.
	These lot are taking the piss, I mean making fun, because they are the law.
	By the way, this was called an outpouring of anti-Jewish venom.
	Why does anyone give a fuck what other people think?
	I guess like if you're in an area like baseball where kids look up to you and you're doing heroin, that's bad because kids are going to try heroin.
	I kind of get that.
	But this is a pop star who fucking gives a shit what he says.
	I was almost disappointed when I read it to see how tame they all are.
	Here's another one.
	So this professor is found dead in his home.
	This is sort of my benign villains section of the show.
	Controversial UNCW professor.
	What's that?
	North Carolina?
	Mike Adams found dead in his home.
	Murdered.
	Now, this was clearly liberals.
	They went up through his front door and they rang the doorbell and the one guy just started yelling, Mike, Mike, Mike.
	And then they started beating on the door.
	And I didn't know if they were friends of him or against him.
	So I just kept hanging out here to find out what was going on.
	And then about a half hour later, two sheriffs come on up and then everything else happened.
	Next, you know, I had 20-something vehicles all throughout here.
	And I was like, man, I hope nothing happened to him.
	And next, you know, they put the ribbon up and they were carrying them out.
	Your neighbor getting murdered by a gang of thugs, and your first concern is, I hope my cars are okay.
	And you didn't do anything?
	It sounds like Ricky talking about board.
	There's a lot of cars out there.
	What's an asshole?
	Aren't you responsible partly for his death?
	And I was like, man, I hope nothing happened to him.
	And next, you know, they put the ribbon up and they're carrying.
	I read this and I go, oh shit.
	And why do I keep taking the bait?
	I took the bait with Wiley and I took the bait with this and I went, oh shit, maybe some weird professor who's into eugenics and Holocaust denial.
	And I guess he pissed off the wrong people, man.
	And then you read his quotes.
	You show his quotes.
	This is the horrible things this guy has done.
	Wait, you're going way too fast.
	Okay, look at this.
	This is the worst thing you've ever heard.
	This evening, I ate pizza and drank beer with six guys at a sixth seat tabletop.
	I almost felt like a free man who was not living in the slave state of North Carolina.
	Massacopa, let my people go.
	How dare you use a slavery analogy?
	Wait, that's COVID.
	That was one of his horrible sins.
	In May 28th, this is months ago now, he said universities shouldn't be closing, but they might as well shut down the non-essential majors like women's studies.
	Kill him.
	Kill this man.
	And keep going down.
	Adams also tweeted about the individuals, George Floyd.
	He said they were thugs looking for an opportunity to break the law with impunity.
	We're going to see this in a second.
	That's it.
	Wow.
	Kill him.
	Murder him for not appreciating women's studies.
	You know what?
	Anyone who has a problem with that statement, I challenge you to read a PhD women's studies dissertation.
	Sit there.
	They're probably like this thick.
	Go sit there and read that shit.
	I'm going to quiz you about it later.
	You have to endure the whole thing, you fucking liar.
	And finally, not finally, in the benign villains, we have this dude.
	Murdered dead, shot in the fucking head right there where he's standing for liking Trump.
	Old dude, he seems a little weird.
	When you're making a sign with passages from the Bible, what is that?
	Mulatto's lives matter?
	Stopfox.com, con?
	Okay, so he doesn't like Fox News, I guess.
	Vote Donald Trump, pro-Trump black guy.
	Just shoot him in the head.
	You know what this sounds like?
	That murder of that man?
	It sounds like thugs wanting to break the law with impunity to me.
	It sounds like the previous story correctly predicted this story.
	And then finally, in my benign villains story, the New York Times has a new thing out called Nice White Parents.
	I'm guessing that the adjective is a little facetious there.
	To understand what's wrong with our public education system, you have to look at what's arguably the most powerful force in schools, white parents.
	Listen to the trailer for nice white parents.
	Yeah, let's hear it.
	You may have to look it up.
	The problem with education is communism.
	The unions have made it impossible to fire teachers.
	Peter Brimelow covered this beautifully in The Worm in the Apple, one of the best books I've ever read.
	I don't believe it's here.
	And the proof of this is charter schools.
	No, charter schools help white people.
	No.
	They are thriving in Harlem, changing the course of history in black neighborhoods.
	Black kids are getting educated because they provide the discipline that wasn't provided by their fathers.
	But no, it's white parents who aren't allowing, I assume, enough diversity.
	Thank you.
	Nice White Parents is made by Serial Productions and brought to you by the New York Times.
	Good work.
	I want to take you back to a time when a group of idealistic people, feeling hopeful about the future, about America, threw themselves into the fight for racial integration.
	It was 1963, and New York City was planning to build a- Just pause.
	We don't have enough integration.
	That's the problem.
	If our schools were more, if schools in white neighborhood would bus in black kids and vice versa, then it would be solved.
	They did that in Florida.
	It was huge in the 80s.
	It did not work.
	Where the students would be almost entirely black and Puerto Rican.
	But these white parents came in and said, no, no, no, no, don't build it there.
	Put it closer to the white neighborhood.
	That way all our kids can go to school together.
	They were dogged, these white parents, lobbying the city at meetings, writing letters, saying, don't build it there.
	It will inevitably be a segregated school.
	And we want our kids to mix with black and Puerto Rican kids from the projects.
	It's a decade after Brown v.
	Board of Education, they said.
	Schools should be integrated.
	There's an archive filled with letters where the parents wrote things like, we don't want our white children to be part of some, quote, small, white, middle-income clique.
	The Board of Education changed the entire plan and located the building where the white parents wanted it.
	A few years later, the school finally opened.
	And then none of them sent their kids there.
	I went through this box of letters, called as many parents as I could.
	Not a single person actually sent their kid to the school.
	Not one.
	What happened?
	I remember thinking very cruelly.
	I remember thinking.
	I believe in this.
	I don't sort of want to sacrifice my children to it.
	No, as I did, I'm a Quaker, and so my kids went to the Quaker school.
	But you were a Quaker when you wrote this letter asking for an integrated society.
	I believe in it, but.
	And I think that we say a lot of things that are politically correct without even realizing.
	I actually support this.
	I'm on the New York Times side.
	It's against liberals.
	It's against phony, virtue-signaling liberals, the ones that subscribe to the New York Times, the ones who are running, including, I guarantee you, Ira Glass, Neil Drumming, Sarah Koenig, everyone listed working on this show are the fucking same.
	I promise you.
	I don't think Ira Glass has kids.
	I met him once.
	I think he just got divorced.
	He was married to some old bag.
	But any of the people involved in this project, they send their kids to white schools.
	And this is where we're at.
	This is what Portland is.
	This is what the riots are.
	It's just, I like the idea of blacks.
	I don't want them in practice.
	I actually like them in practice.
	But you don't, you Libs.
	Which brings us beautifully into the riots.
	You know Elijah from Slightly Offensive?
	No, not yet.
	He's in the riots.
	Getting his ass kicked.
	Why?
	No thanky.
	Let's see some of his stuff, though.
	He's got his tweets here.
	It's like some of the best on-the-ground reporting I've seen.
	Totally beat CBS, CNN, 60 Minutes.
	After eight warnings, sick of the bullshit.
	Feds charge Antifa in the full offensive.
	You can go to CBS to CBS.
	That's pretty clever.
	Yeah, sure.
	That's not bad.
	so he's getting his butt kicked when he's there because he's dressed like antifa You'll notice a pattern in these videos, and I want to do a green screen about it, where they're just like, fuck you, pig, what the fuck you gonna do, you bitch?
	Arrest you.
	Wouldn't it be really funny if like 50% of the people that are being perceived as protesters are just undercover video camera people?
	And they are...
	I think the opposite is true.
	I think a lot of people are dressing up as press in order to not get beaten up.
	point I like how they say unmarked feds.
	It has their name on their sleeve with their little serial number and the division they're in is on the other sleeve.
	They're well marked.
	They're wearing camo.
	You've been riding for 55 days.
	Tell me what should we do?
	You know, I talked to somebody about this.
	I said, what are the demands?
	Because I get the ransom part.
	You've kidnapped the city.
	What's the demands?
	He's like, well, there's a list.
	And I was like, no, the list is constantly being contradicted.
	The list originally, they got Ted Wheeler, go back, Ted Wheeler to say, we want to cut the police funding down 50%.
	And then the rest of them went, 50%?
	No, fuck that.
	100%.
	All right.
	Apparently, Roland Martin talks about the list and the NAACP or one of the black groups.
	This is exactly like the Palestinians.
	They don't want a deal with Israel.
	They just want conflict.
	What's that?
	I prefer Elijah Riot.
	he got pretty banged up That's the sound of someone who's never experienced conflict before.
	That's the sound of someone who didn't know there was ramifications for their actions.
	We've all been there.
	It's usually in about fifth grade.
	Tackled so hard his shoes came off.
	That's a good tackle.
	All right, more filthy.
	All right, I want to go through this and show you, A, that these people are a cult.
	You're seeing the K through 12 cult manifest.
	And it is wildly retarded morons shooting each other, shooting at cops, shooting at random people, dying, and then coming back for more, especially women.
	Look Look at these incompetent boobs.
	This is different than any other rioting I've ever seen.
	I've seen riots.
	I've seen melees, but we are dealing with the Keystone cops.
	It really is a great example of what K through 12 has done to young people.
	I don't even like using the word retards.
	Useless buffoons, lost souls, people who have no fucking clue where they're going or what they're doing.
	They're brainwashed cultists.
	This is someone from a cult.
	K through 12 in America is a cult, right?
	And, you know, you take any sort of doomsday cult or not even Scientology.
	These people are sub-Scientology.
	But you take some weird, like, you know, that one on Netflix where they had the Indian dude and everyone had to wear like red?
	Imagine you unleashed them upon the world and they had to change the system from within.
	That's the level of severe brain damage we're dealing with.
	Now, the shootings, there's been shootings going on, and this isn't like, remember the Bundy Ranch stuff?
	That was like people with guns, hey, don't fuck with me or I'll shoot you.
	And it was kind of reasonable.
	And even the one in Oregon where that dude died, that looked like the feds fucked up and overdid it.
	And they claim he was reaching for his gun.
	I don't think he was.
	They killed a man.
	That was normal, rational people, I would argue.
	Even the guy who died, I would say he was a rational.
	The ranchers were getting abused, severely abused, All over this country.
	The government will burn acres of their land if they do a brush fire, which saves serious areas of the forest and livestock by preventing forest fires.
	When you do a brush fire, you clear a space and then the fire can't spread.
	It's a normal rancher thing.
	The government doesn't get that.
	And if any of the burning goes on their land, the same thing they do to the ranchers' land, they charge you with arson and these guys do five years.
	So they show up with guns and they say, stop doing this.
	That's normal, rational people not from a cult.
	Even fucking Waco, which is a cult.
	Waco was a cult.
	David Koresh was a cult leader.
	But even them, they seem to like have it pretty, they seem to be on the right path.
	Not on the right path, but they seem to be fairly rational in a leave us alone and we won't fuck with you.
	You don't fuck with us.
	I'm not fucking anyone under 17.
	I'm not advocating for David Koresh's lifestyle, by the way.
	I'm just saying that at least they seem sane.
	These boobs are not retarded.
	They are insane and incompetent.
	The double eyes.
	These are their two eyes.
	Insane, incompetent.
	And it's not a good combination.
	So the first story was in Colorado.
	This guy drives through a mob of protesters.
	By the way, Gateway Pundit, I love Cassandra Fairbanks.
	I love Jim Hoft.
	I love what you guys are doing.
	Your website is a nightmare.
	You're scrolling down and you're constantly bombarded with a video from some other thing and a commercial.
	And I guess Ryan has ad blockers.
	But even then, I got to submit to some fucking survey.
	So the left is treating this as what they really want is, we just went on the highway to have a peaceful protest to say, hey, a lot of cops are killing black people.
	They're not.
	Fucking Portland is on fire.
	55 days, I believe it's at.
	Portland has a police brutality problem?
	Are you doing this on behalf of George Floyd?
	There's no black people in Portland.
	It's just mobs and mobs of white people.
	You've got a layer of vets wearing a certain colored shirt.
	I think green.
	Then you have the moms, moms for justice.
	They are wearing yellow shirts.
	Then you have medics.
	Then you have lawyers.
	Like thousands and thousands of people.
	And if you check Twitter trends, the two big things are one, these fuckers are not wearing masks.
	I was at the UPS store the other day and the guy next to me didn't have a mask on.
	Does he want his grandmother to die or my grandmother to die?
	That's one thing.
	The other trend, and it's the same people, because Twitter's all one big bubble now, are throngs of people, crowds, oceans, Rolling Stone Boospinkstein concerts of people protesting without masks, shoulder to shoulder, and people going, fucking rights, man.
	Finally, someone's standing up to put the nine unarmed black men that were shot by police.
	People are standing up to that injustice.
	So the left's version of this Colorado story is that a guy just drove through a peaceful protest, tried to kill people.
	No.
	He sped through after you attacked him and knifed his tires.
	And he thought he was going to get killed.
	And he was probably right.
	Once he got through the crowd, he turned himself into police and said, here's a story.
	But as he's driving through, they start shooting at him, and then they shoot each other.
	Here's a video vehicle that was shot at by riders in Aurora.
	Aurora.
	Look, if there's more, if there's anything clearer here, it's that this is white virtue signaling.
	Aurora, Colorado, Portland, Oregon.
	Zero police brutality, zero police brutality, zero black people, zero black people.
	But hordes of white people mad that cops are just shooting.
	Like if this was in fucking the South Bronx and Harlem, I'd go, look, I'm not there.
	There's a lot of violence going on on both ends.
	Maybe the cops are pushing it a little much.
	Let's look into it.
	But it's not.
	It's in white areas.
	This is all white virtue signaling.
	It couldn't be clearer to me.
	But anyway, so Aurora, Colorado.
	This guy's getting attacked for not, I don't know, protesting more.
	Wait, don't play it yet.
	And a couple notes.
	The Jeep was driving down an open lane.
	It seems to have a flat tire from riders damaging it previously.
	The riders begin shooting at it after it passes them by without hitting anyone.
	And so they're shooting at this guy, risking his life and risking all their other lives because they don't care.
	Lives don't matter to them.
	shit Who's that guy?
	Yo, is everybody okay over there?
	Oh, we found a black guy.
	Is there one?
	Is there one black man there?
	This is him swirling his camera around trying to find a person of color.
	Oh, medic.
	Okay, so that's example one of the Keystone cops that is Antifa BLM.
	BLM Antifa.
	Then there's this guy in Austin who allegedly has a black wife.
	This guy with the sharpie eyes.
	Beep, beep.
	Look at this.
	Ignorance.
	What were my two eyes?
	Incompetence.
	Ignorance and incompetence, was it?
	No.
	I already forgot my cool little memory thing.
	Of course, Ryan can't help me in this.
	He just goes, sounds, sounds.
	BLM protester fatally shot in Austin.
	People who hate us are too big of pussies to actually do anything about it.
	So this goes back to that not fucking around coalition, where the contention is that Proud Boys, Patriot Prayer, KKK, I'm not even fucking exaggerating, Are like, we're going to go kill BLM and Antifa and liberals and anyone who doesn't support Trump.
	We're going to go kill them all, right?
	But then once the not fucking around coalition shows up, we all go, oh shit.
	So this guy is wearing Nazi glasses and is pissed that the Nazis haven't shown up to fight him.
	So he goes walking around in a protest, confronting people until he does get shot.
	There he is.
	People are now victim blaming Garrett Foster, correct, for having his AR with him.
	Texas is an open carry state, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We're not about that.
	We're about him confronting, first of all, talking about how everyone's a pussy and then confronting a car.
	Look how proud he is of his black wife.
	Show it off.
	Hey, K-47.
	What do you got to have tonight?
	They don't let us march in the streets anymore, so gotta practice some of our rights.
	No problem, man.
	Do you feel like you'll need to use it?
	Nah.
	I think the, uh...
	I mean, if I use it against the cops, I think all the people that hate us want to say shit to us.
	Too big enough for the pussies to stop and actually do anything about it.
	The roommate got arrested and they stopped letting us march anywhere.
	So let's see him get shot.
	I've had enough of hearing him talk.
	If we see what people do to these cars, if I'm in a car in a demonstration like that, I'm nervous about the safety of the thing.
	Say it, cheese, repeat it immediately.
	Say it, cheese, repeat it immediately.
	Say a cheese, repeat it immediately.
	This is your brain motion is you say a thing and you repeat it.
	Until it's in your brain and you repeat it.
	It's a cult!
	This shit is cult behavior.
	Oops.
	This is the state of Texas, my friend.
	This is the state of Texas.
	It's a movie you can't film.
	Reality struck and they just scared.
	In other news, the Not Fucking Around Coalition, is that what they're called?
	NFAC?
	So NFAC is not a real thing.
	It's not like Proud Boys Patriot Prayer, anything.
	It's one guy who calls himself Grandmaster Jay, who kind of has some okay points.
	He's like, the Democrats have fucked us with welfare.
	We need to homeschool.
	We all need to be armed.
	Yeah.
	I agree with that.
	But so what he does is he has a bunch of actors.
	I think BLM is getting billions of dollars.
	You know how many poor black kids got a college fund from BLM?
	You know how many black people who needed a kidney replacement got some money from BLM?
	It's not going to poor blacks.
	It's not going to those in need.
	It's just going to the BLM machine.
	And they're making more coalitions like Thrive.
	I'm not saying BLM made Thrive, but Thrive has been about a billion dollars that de Blasio gave to his wife.
	She just, nothing happens.
	No one thrives with Thrive.
	So they just make other little subgroups.
	Like when, you know, when you see a spider and it has like a thousand baby spiders on it, that's BLM.
	All the money goes to the baby spiders.
	And it's the Coalition for Awareness in Boise, Idaho.
	Bunch of fake jobs or people with dreads come in and go, yeah, I've been working all day on research.
	I've been commenting on Facebook.
	So this group is a bunch of black actors who, and when I say actors, I literally mean actors, like extras, who wear these black uniforms.
	You look at their gun.
	Their scope is on backwards.
	They don't know how to hold the gun.
	They don't know what to do with the gun.
	So they end up shooting each other by accident.
	Member gets shot when other members start fucking around.
	Go down a bit?
	Oh, good.
	This is what I love about Twitter.
	These dummies keep hanging themselves.
	The NFAC has touched down Louisville, Kentucky.
	They want to talk about why Breonna Taylor killers are still free.
	Breonna Taylor is a mental patient who, when cops came to her house, she kept antagonizing them.
	I think it was death by cop.
	When the cops came in, the man in the house started shooting at the cops.
	They shot back.
	She died.
	Try to cooperate when the police come to your house.
	Okay, let's go down a bit.
	Do we have the actual shooting?
	Appears shots were fired.
	Maybe not accidental.
	They love making this.
	They love making their fuck-ups some kind of conspiracy on our part.
	Hey, we shot each other.
	Maybe it was Proud Boys as a spy in Blackface.
	That's not working.
	Oh, it's loading up.
	I just remembered.
	Am I blurry?
	No.
	I just remembered of another one.
	I don't think it's in my notes.
	Yeah.
	There was a really cool video going around.
	I don't care about Periscope.
	We're probably just going to see a bunch of actors, extras, literally extras, in black uniforms that maybe a wardrobe house supplied, accidentally shooting each other.
	LMPD says that they are not.
	Whoa, those glasses are kind of weird on you, lady.
	Oh, there's the ambulances picking up the knot fucking around.
	Careful, careful, careful.
	Red is dead, guys.
	The safety, red is dead.
	If you go ka-chunk, ka-chunk, then the triggers live.
	It's ready to rock.
	Look at these dumbasses with their fucking shotguns.
	But find this video, Ryan.
	Forget about that.
	We get it.
	The not fucking around coalition fucked around and found out, as Enrique Tario says.
	There's a video of this guy, arsonist, shot with beanbags.
	And his whole thing is like, I was peacefully protesting.
	He's obviously wasted.
	This is in Portland.
	And he goes, I was peacefully pro.
	There we go.
	Nice.
	Good timing.
	That was fast.
	Portland rioter shot with beanblacks claims he was peacefully protesting, but was caught on camera starting fire at courthouse.
	Now, you realize when you watch this that this whole Portland shit for the past 55 days has just been a party.
	It's just been a big game.
	It's Woodstock for Zoomers.
	And this is awesome.
	Look at this musky waiting here.
	Look at his lazy beer gun.
	Literally.
	He literally has cherry tomatoes on his back.
	Explain to me what happened in the situation where you got shot?
	I was peacefully protesting.
	Does this do anything?
	The federal agents come out and shot me.
	Federal agents?
	Locked me up for about six shots.
	Shot me six times.
	This is peacefully protesting.
	Were you peacefully protesting with your pledge pin?
	Where did they get it from?
	Because I support the people I walk with.
	And big presents right now.
	Is this big?
	I love you this much.
	I was banging on the fence and chanting Black Lives Matter.
	I was banging on a fence and chanting Black Lives Matter.
	That's not so bad.
	I'm into free speech.
	I think that you should be allowed to do that.
	Hey, pigs, are you saying someone can't bang on a fence and say Black Lives Matter?
	Because Black Lives Do matter.
	It's just a fence.
	Oh, they tried to snatch me.
	They pulled out zip ties, shot me with beanbags.
	Like, shot me with beanbags.
	You're in that drunk memory loop where you forget that you've said things and you have to repeat them every 2.2 minutes.
	No, no, no.
	Were you trying to burn down that courthouse?
	Look at him.
	It's just a big wasted party.
	Oh, what's going on here?
	Here, hold my stuff in case I get shot with beanbags.
	I'm going to go try to make this fire bigger because this thing is not doing anything.
	Action, Austin.
	Action.
	There we go.
	Oh, the French fire champagne fanned with the finest excellence of random pieces of carpet.
	And they are sent to light up the courthouse of the police union.
	And we keep adding boxes and debris.
	And eventually, if I keep fanning the frames and popping things in there, I can get the fire going to the point of serious arson.
	That's the guy.
	Saesse legue.
	As we say in Quebec.
	I was saying Black Lives Matter and also all cops are bastard as he literally fans the flames.
	This is all a Trump campaign commercial.
	What we're watching here is why Trump is going to win in a landslide in November because we're dealing with incompetent idiots.
	I got to get those two eyes right.
	That's the guy we just saw who was just shot out for no reason.
	Just whittled me.
	I was tapping on a fence and I said, hey, don't kill black people.
	And the next thing you know, I got cherry tomatoes all over my fat torso.
	All right.
	So what I'm noticing with this attitude, like imagine going, there was a guy at the Hell's Angels clubhouse in the East Village, which has since gone.
	But a Hispanic dude, and he parked, they have pylons there where they say these are our bikes.
	And don't fuck with bikers.
	Don't fuck with Hell's Angels.
	I thought even the name should be clear.
	Hell's Angels.
	Probably not fuck with them.
	So he's like, fuck this, man.
	So he just takes the pylons, throws them away, and he parks his car there.
	So some guy comes on and he goes, hey, man, this is where Hell's Angels park.
	You can't park it.
	And he goes, yeah, fuck you, bitch.
	You fucking bitch.
	This guy's in a bit of a situation now where some 20-year-old just called him a bitch.
	His career with the club could be over, or he could just go, stabbed him sewing machine style in the stomach.
	I don't know if he was arrested for that, but I hope he wasn't, to be totally honest.
	I'm sorry.
	And it's this thing with the K-12 cult, that's what we should call this episode, the K-12 cult, the K-12 cult.
	Where they think they're fucking invincible.
	I don't get it.
	Like, if someone had said to me, I'm going to kill your family unless you fuck with the Hell's Angels, as I was throwing fire, like cardboard in the fire and fanning the flames, I'd be like, oh, fuck, we got to get out of here, man.
	We got to get out of here.
	I hope this fire takes it.
	I wouldn't be going like, Hell's Angels are bastards.
	Hey-ho, hey-ho.
	I think we've been too nice to these people.
	You're fucking with not just the police, but America.
	And I understand you want to do that.
	I'm familiar with that.
	We've had Guy Fox.
	We had the, what was that white slave revolution?
	Tyat Waller.
	That's a pretty normal sounding name.
	The peasant revolution in the 1400s in England.
	We've had revolutions before.
	We've had people fuck with the state.
	But in all of these cases in history, fucking with Genghis Cod, fucking with everyone, we've been scared.
	We've been like, holy shit, it's the French Revolution.
	I'm going up to the, I'm storming the Bastilles.
	I've got my pitchforks.
	I've got my, I'm throwing my tea into the, I can't believe I'm giving these guys all this revolutionary credit, by the way.
	But these guys are just like, nothing can happen to me.
	Fuck you, bitch.
	And that's what K through 12 has done.
	So let's just look at some examples of this invincibility.
	So there's this dude, Black Rebel.
	We've had him on the show before.
	He's a big Confederate guy, black dude who's pro-Dixie.
	And he went to check out the riots going on.
	And as he was wandering around, he noticed this dude.
	What's his name?
	Blake David Hompe?
	What is that name?
	Hamp or Hompe?
	Hamp.
	Blake David Hamp was following him.
	So he was just like, this guy goes, oh, this black dude seems like he's a conservative and he's recording us.
	Even though I've done, I think, four years for kiddie porn, it said, what, 40 months?
	I'm just going to go stab him.
	Let's get him out of here.
	So the black rebel goes, hey, man, what are you doing?
	Like, why are you following us?
	And he just goes, just stabs a long knife right into his kidney.
	There they are.
	They got him there.
	And by the way, you'll notice this is the same with Mika Rhodes, M-I-C-A-H, R-H-O-D-E-S.
	There he is.
	This guy's done time for kiddie porn.
	He got caught not just with child porn, but in a van with kids' toys and other kids' stuff and condoms and lube.
	Like, that's this.
	I mean, is murder worse?
	We're in the top 1% of worst things imaginable.
	And he did time for it, and then he comes out and he's like, I'm going to join Antifa and stab black dudes who piss me off.
	White police, white police.
	Oh, wild police, sorry.
	Respond to an alleged stabbing situation.
	BLM writers yell at responding officer, flump to his vehicle, proceeds to kick it as the door closes.
	They just caught a baby rapist who stabbed a black man.
	And they're like, fuck you, pig.
	Shocking.
	And there's footage of the stabbing.
	No, don't show me Jack Pasobic.
	I'm not talking to you.
	There's footage of the stabbing.
	The Black Rebel dude, I forget his name.
	What's his name?
	Blake David Hanby.
	Nope.
	That's the bad guy.
	No, it's in the same fucking article, Ryan.
	Go back to the article.
	Black Rebel.
	Black Rebel's name.
	By the way, Black Rebel has been attacked.
	No, not Garrison Davis.
	Wait, go up.
	Elijah Schaefer, God bless his cotton socks.
	I don't know why he's down there.
	Ian Miles Chong is in Montreal.
	I'm going to search the guy's name that stabbed him.
	Okay.
	You're going to search the guy's name that stabbed him?
	Yeah.
	We just said that name, you shithead.
	To find the video who stabbed him.
	Oh.
	Yeah, just sunk a knife into him.
	And this is a crucial point, by the way.
	So Mika Rhodes was head of, I believe, Portland Antifa, black guy, blonde hair, blue hair for a while, blue Afro.
	What is the motive here?
	Is it to start a communist America?
	Is it to reinvent the wheel?
	Is it to burn America to the ground so we can rebuild a better one?
	No, dude, they're freaks.
	They're pedophiles.
	Mika Rhodes was the head of Portland Antifa.
	He raped couples.
	He raped underage boys and girls on a regular basis.
	By the way, zero punishment.
	John Kinsman Max Hare, four years in prison for mutual combat.
	Mika Rhodes, I think he's been through enough with this horrible trial.
	Let him go out and rape some more fucking underage teens.
	And why do they want to, so why do they support this whole like, there's no such thing as a patriarchy, there's no such thing as the nuclear family?
	Because these people are fucking rapist, degenerate, scumbag, psychotic, scum of the earth.
	So if they can make everyone shitty, then they're not freaks.
	This is what we have to understand about Antifa.
	They are not trying to improve the world.
	They're trying to bring the world down to their disgusting, perverted, rapist, pedophile stabbing level.
	If they can make the entire country escape from New York, then they're all of a sudden normal.
	Now they're upstanding citizens.
	I'm just another gay pedophile who stabs black people.
	There's about 10 on my block.
	Yeah, that's him.
	And that's a stab.
	Jeesh.
	Oh, I think this is the footage.
	Come on, machines.
	Do your job.
	Why don't the machines work?
	I hate machines.
	Why are you gay?
	We're gonna give up soon.
	The stabbing isn't that fun to watch.
	It's not like...
	And then you just see, and then you see him fall down, and then you hear, he stabbed me!
	Why did he stab me?
	I'm about to give up on it.
	Black Rebel Stabbing.
	Did you look that up?
	nope that's just most you've already had uh What a lame thing to put on YouTube.
	Here, I have a picture of a news article I'm going to talk over.
	Alright, I've had enough.
	Um oh, this is it.
	Hey buddy, why you falling on?
	Hey buddy, why you falling on?
	How hey buddy, why you following us?
	That's it.
	So he must have looped around and flanked him.
	And he must have had the knife in his hand.
	He did not go search for a knife.
	So they managed to grab him and get him arrested.
	How the fuck did they catch him and get him arrested in that shit scene with Antifa defending it?
	What's this next one?
	Fuck you, bitch.
	Oh.
	Oh, man.
	Well, that's problematic.
	Because that's a big part of my...
	Because she's also part of...
	Or fucking what?
	...
	You know what I could do?
	I could pull it up on my phone.
	Put put set the um set the camera to auto.
	We will not.
	This is a really great site to follow, too.
	What's she called again?
	Right wing gringa.
	Fuck you, bitch.
	She posts so much.
	Most of it is gold.
	so there's the fatties Got that one?
	Alright, so here's one of my faves.
	Oh, you're going to zoom?
	Okay.
	So this woman, she looks like probably what my daughter will look like when she gets older.
	Middle class, identifies or can be seen as white.
	And they tell her to stand back, and she goes.
	No, just kidding.
	She says, or fucking what?
	OR FUCKING WHAT?!
	Fucking Robbs, you guys can tell me to fucking back up!
	Or fucking what!
	Or...
	She's gone!
	Get away!
	Get back!
	Here's screaming.
	But it never occurred to her that when you walk into riot police and say, or fucking what?
	That you're going to get arrested.
	Here's another one screaming like a baby.
	Federal officers arrest him.
	Let's show the couple that brings a baby.
	This is amazing to me.
	Look, are you saying I have no brain?
	No, the computer's saying that.
	The computer's saying I have no brain?
	It's rude.
	I don't like that.
	Fuck you.
	Machines?
	Again, the machines are fucking with us.
	So this is the fuck you, bitch.
	Luke, he's gonna hit me!
	Oh, you're gonna fuck him up.
	Oh!
	I swear to God, I'm gonna fuck you up, bro.
	Ooh, ooh, ooh.
	Fuck you.
	Come on, motherfucker.
	The fuck out of here.
	Fuck, fucking drunk, bitch.
	Fuck out of the fucking road next time.
	And then finally, this is one of the most incredible videos I've ever seen.
	And it's, as right-wing Gringa points out, it's like a video game.
	As the feminists start attacking the cops, first of all, no ramifications.
	I can just go up to a cop.
	Like, can you imagine going up to a cop and just punching him in the face?
	Even in my craziest punk days, that would be the farthest thing from my mind.
	I'd just go, okay, well, I'd be in jail for four days.
	I would never, ever consider that.
	Maybe a Nazi skinhead, maybe, if I could get away with it, but a cop?
	So here we have a video where some ugly feminist is getting arrested by the police.
	Then a bigger fat, ugly feminist shows up, body checks her.
	Then a bigger one shows up and they sort of shove them away, but it's almost like gremlins, you know, when you get water on them or sunlight.
	The more you attack them, the more you shove them, the bigger and fatter and uglier they get.
	It's actually a masterpiece.
	It's a work of art.
	The more these women are arrested, grabbed, shoved by police, the fatter and uglier they get.
	And that's really where we are with these riots.
	The more we have a problem with them, the more we try to fix these ignoramus, retard Keystone cops, incompetent buffoons, the uglier and more ridiculous they get.
	Take it away.
	Here's Ryan's Crocs.
	Yes.
	He's got a bunch of gibbets.
	Gibbets.
	He's got a gibbet of a Croc.
	That's right.
	American flag is patriotic.
	Hang loose.
	A kayak.
	Do you kayak?
	No, but I actually did.
	Me and Hodge went and we took out our chilbo schwaggens, our inflatable couches that I brought.
	Chilbo schwagans.
	Yes, that's an inflatable couch he brings with him whenever he goes.
	Wherever he goes.
	I kayaked with that.
	We had water.
	You tried kayaking, and then you thought, I need a giblet for this.
	No, I just thought it looked nice.
	Okay.
	And then also one of his favorite pieces of literature, Toy Story.
	Yes.
	And Buzz Lightyear.
	Correct.
	This is a person that is in the same studio as me wearing these fucking pieces of shit.
	You know what's even cooler?
	Ow!
	My actual head.
	I got an eye watch.
	An Apple Watch.
	Oh, too bad I didn't get an eye care.
	Well, I think you might care.
	Because look at this.
	Oh, you got your Buzz Light year there?
	Oh, there's Woody and the other chick.
	You know, sometimes I get mad at myself for going to university and I think, why did I read Dickens and all that dumb classic literature?
	And then I see your canon and how your face lights up when people ask you about Wolverine's claws.
	I don't like.
	Oh, no, that's too advanced.
	Sorry.
	Yes.
	Barney the Dinosaur.
	That's a real deep cut.
	Deep cut.
	Deep cut, a term invented for like really cool old records.
	I met a subscriber, a new subscriber.
	He's like, it's so weird to come in here.
	And he shows me his phone.
	He's like, my friend just told me to sign up to this, and I'm a new subscriber.
	I was like, small world.
	Guy at the front.
	That's like when I was wherever the fuck I was.
	Where was I?
	Croton Point?
	No, this is months ago.
	We're on vacation with the family.
	And I see that old lady die.
	Not die, but just fall backwards.
	Remember those?
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then I go, should I straighten her body?
	And every time I touched her, she went, ah!
	Fucking like 70-year-old junkie.
	And then some guy goes, hey, man, I know you.
	I'm a subscriber.
	I'm like, cool.
	What should we do with this old lady?
	Right.
	On the hill, she fell on the hill.
	It was weird.
	I think her, and I realized later that her toothless junkie boyfriend shoved her in some dumb argument.
	Oh, I see.
	And so he was happy to change the subject and talk about subscriber.
	No, no, no, he wasn't a subscriber, Ryan.
	Oh.
	The toothless old junkie does not have a credit card.
	Also, Ulster firearms, too.
	They're really cool.
	And they gave us this, but I don't think you're interested in it.
	But this is Donald Trump Jr.'s signature.
	And they made him a gun.
	You never want an autograph.
	And there's another little secret thing that's going on there.
	The only time I'd want an autograph is to give my son a signed baseball.
	You know what that fucker did?
	So we have his case that I bought and all his signed baseballs are on it.
	There's five rows, but the bottom row are not signed balls.
	It's just balls that we caught in spring training or someone who works at the stadium gave to us at spring training.
	And I go, where are those?
	And he goes, oh, they're worthless.
	They don't have a signature.
	And I go, no, they're not worthless.
	Like we flew down to Port St. Lucie.
	These balls, they're placeholders at the very least.
	And he goes, yeah, I'm going to get better balls put in there.
	No, you only put in the better balls when you have the better balls.
	Where are they?
	Put them back.
	And he goes, oh, I think they're, I go, they're fucking lost, aren't they?
	God, I think I'm the only parent amongst our people that does discipline.
	Because I see other people, like we had lunch today with some friends, and one of the kids orders a root beer.
	He doesn't have one sip.
	I go, what's going on here?
	And he's giggling.
	He's like, I poured it.
	It was like half and then I had half in there and I poured it there and I'd already had one.
	I go, that's not acceptable, dude.
	There's a full root beer.
	No, it's not.
	It's the half root beer.
	And then the half was in the glass and I poured it.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	I don't care how you get to 12.
	It's half a dozen and half a dozen.
	I don't give a fuck if it's 10 and 2 or 11 and 1.
	There's a full root beer there.
	And a retired fireman, my buddy's dad, just paid for it.
	He's like, and they're ordering fucking, I'll get spaghetti and wings.
	What?
	You're not going to finish that.
	I don't stand for any of that shit in my house.
	You finish your meal.
	Did I tell you about the parents at the game today?
	Nope.
	They might have been Jewish.
	I'm not sure.
	But they're both sitting eagerly watching the game.
	Oh, I know why.
	I told Maddie O'Dell.
	By the way, Maddie O'Dell, Freman.
	Oh, completely.
	Nothing.
	Wow, that's awesome.
	No parole.
	No curfew.
	He'll be dead in a week.
	Okay.
	Just kidding, Maddie.
	But please take it easy, dude.
	But I was telling him about it because we had a beer earlier.
	They're sitting in their little chairs.
	They both have masks on.
	It's a married couple.
	You're at least 20 feet from any of the other parents.
	Why the fuck are you wearing a mask, Bane?
	What are they doing?
	And I also noticed, you see these mask people, they're so proud of themselves when they wear it, but they also will like walk over to the kids and be by the diamond and they'll be down.
	Like I thought it, like Dr. Fauci.
	I thought it was the most important thing in the world.
	Now it's down.
	I also saw a video of a guy, by the way, who was taking spray deodorant and he's putting it up to masks and just going, like on the other side.
	And you just saw the spray deodorant shoot out the other side of the mask.
	Oh, wow.
	With every mask he did.
	And what's that?
	It's a sneeze.
	You're simulating a sneeze.
	Anyway, they're sitting there in their little chairs.
	And when the son is done, his inning, he should be hanging out with the other guys talking in the bullpen, hanging out, whatever.
	He doesn't.
	He comes back to his mommy and his dad dad.
	And guess what the dad dad does?
	He gets off the chair he's sitting on.
	There's two chairs.
	He gets off the chair.
	He sits down on the grass like a chick.
	And as he sits there, he gets the thermos that has a nice cold wah-wah from dad dad.
	And he unscrews it so it's ready to rock when this when this.
	So when the boy shows up, this 11-year-old boy, he can sit in Daddad's chair and dada sitting with his bum on the grass, handing him his thermos of cold water.
	Can you sons on the cover of a magazine?
	Why did you add subtitles?
	No, that's in every Dharman video.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	Just in case.
	Isn't that irritating?
	Yeah.
	And he sits there like he's fucking Noah Syndegaard just going, yeah, okay.
	As his dad sits on the grass, like a chick, too.
	His legs were like this.
	Like the way when a woman rides side saddle.
	You know what I mean?
	Reverse cowgirl?
	No.
	Side saddle?
	What the fuck is that?
	It's when you have two legs on one side, you dip shit.
	Reverse cowgirl.
	No, his dad was not sitting like he was a chick getting fucked up the ass in a porno.
	Oh, like a 69?
	Is that how the dad was sitting?
	You got me.
	You got me, McGinnis.
	That was retarded.
	That side settle.
	Okay.
	You got me.
	For once, Ryan was retarded.
	Never happened.
	I'll admit that one.
	A bunch of pussies.
	And I'm drinking a beer, and I have this awesome, my wife got me this awesome Coleman chair for my 50th, and it has a cooler in the sleeve, like in the armrest.
	There's a thing for your little ice pack in your buds.
	And I'm not having too many.
	I got to drive.
	Yeah, there she be.
	There's my sweetheart.
	Nope.
	The black one at the top.
	Yeah, that's it.
	So that sleeve you see on one of them, you can fit like four or five beers in there.
	Dang.
	And I'm noticing I'm getting glares from parents.
	I feel like going, ah, it's not heroin.
	This is beer.
	We're at a fucking baseball game.
	Maybe chill out, okay?
	Okay, nerds.
	Just gonna send it.
	All right, coming to the end here.
	Let's check out the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	let me touch it Um, I just, for some reason, Googled Peach's Wart vagina.
	I got, I can't tell if this bitch is just a troll.
	I can't tell either.
	Um, but that's got nothing to do with the mailbag.
	So why yeah, it's not if it's deleted originally, it's gonna be gone.
	All right, sorry.
	That's the problem with computers and phones.
	You go to check if your sick mom is okay, and then you see a bunch of texts and emails, and you go, oh, what?
	And then you're done, and you go, oh, I forgot to test, check my mother's diabetes results.
	Netflix recommendation.
	Oh, dude, I was watching Netflix with my kids.
	We watched that good family show is Awake, and it's a show where they keep people awake for 24 hours, counting quarters, and then they compete and do like skill testing things when they're totally fucking exhausted.
	It's pretty funny.
	Of course, it's Obama's Netflix, so there's a weird racial agenda where the audience is about 60% black and the contestants are always at least half black.
	They never make it to the end, unfortunately.
	But I saw this guy the other night, and at the very end, they give you these buyouts where, look, you're going to fail anyway.
	Take 10 grand.
	Take $5,000.
	Take $2,500.
	I would just say no, no, no, no, no.
	This guy at the end, he takes $30,000 to leave, take the money and run.
	And it turns out that he was within $5 of his total, counting the quarters all night.
	If you're within $5, you get a million bucks.
	He just took the 30 grand.
	So he lost $970,000.
	And I can't stop thinking about him.
	Actually, you could probably pull it up.
	It's the second episode.
	Yeah, it's this episode.
	So go to the very end.
	I'm disturbed by this.
	Like, he might kill himself.
	That's him.
	7,000.
	Who took home 30 grand.
	Nice, dude.
	Way to go.
	You got this.
	For once in my life, speechless.
	Hindsight's 20-20, of course.
	Stay up 40 hours and try to make life-changing decisions within 20 seconds.
	No, you missed it.
	You're too far ahead.
	And talk to you.
	He seems like, He seemed like a great guy, too.
	How much you think you counted over the past 24 hours?
	What's that number?
	$27,800 on the button.
	That's what I said.
	He clearly had a system if he's got that round of a number.
	$500.
	Oh, $500.
	That was $50.
	$500 above the actual amount.
	You could win just over $148,000, Kyle.
	You could win all the money in the big bank and get to play for a million dollars.
	Oh, wait, I'm wrong.
	If you're just 25 cents outside that range, you'll leave here with absolutely nothing.
	All right.
	Oh, I'm wrong.
	God, I shouldn't be drinking with the kids.
	I was screaming at the TV yelling swear words because I thought he lost a million.
	He lost the chance to go to the next level and play for a million.
	He'd lost 120, so he really lost about 100.
	I'm taking the money and run.
	27-8.
	Has he gotten sleep since then?
	Or this is fresh out the not sleep?
	Fresh out the not sleep.
	Okay, he's not.
	Wait, Ryan, what are you talking about?
	Well, because maybe they come back or something.
	I don't think so.
	But how would that be a daring game?
	Someone who was tired a few days ago?
	Not a few days ago, but, I mean, let's say they do this thing and then they come back.
	Like, this is the...
	No.
	No.
	The whole game is that you're exhausted.
	Right, but he's not playing a game, is he?
	He's kind of just telling the number.
	No, that's all part of it.
	Okay.
	Got it.
	Got it.
	Listen, listen.
	You hear that.
	We're all excited for you.
	Yes.
	We're all excited for you.
	You played it safe.
	Yep.
	But you leaving here with a nice amount of money.
	That's no lie.
	Kyle, before you go home, you know I got to do this.
	Oh, I know.
	And it's either going to kill me or make me happy.
	We got to see if you made the right decision.
	You said you counted $27,800.
	If you were within $500 of the actual amount, you could have won the Big Bank.
	Yep.
	If you were within $25, you could have won the million.
	Money meter, talk to me.
	I think I was right.
	Wait, could have won means go over to...
	Plus five.
	He was $5 off.
	You would have won the million.
	I mean, he would have literally won the million.
	No, not gone to the next thing.
	He would have won the million.
	So I was right.
	I was right.
	So I was right to scream swear words and teach my son what motherfucker means.
	Right.
	I mean, he lost 970 grand.
	Like, I could see his wife leaving him.
	Yeah.
	30 grand is not life-changing.
	It's a nice car.
	A million is life-changing.
	Can you believe that shit?
	Like, that's going to change him for the rest of his life.
	He'll be in a bar, and someone in 20 years will go, you're not going to believe this.
	But I saw $100 on the road when I was parking my car, and I went to get it, but then I lit a cigarette first before I went to get it, and it blew away.
	And I just think, why did I light that cigarette?
	It was right there.
	I could have grabbed it and lit the cigarette.
	And that's something I'll have to take with me for the rest of my life.
	Dumb, dumb, dumb, Eddie.
	Anyway, do you have any similar stories about regrets?
	He has bald patches in his head from picking at his hair.
	Yeah.
	I got a pretty big one.
	Back when I was married and I had kids and I had a house.
	I was on a game show before I even touched meth.
	Okay, what happened?
	Surely you weren't $5 within winning a million or nothing.
	Yeah, you weren't on that show awake, was you?
	Why is he an old black man like that?
	Wow, was you?
	Hey, Gavin and Ryan, judging by your aesthetic and affinity for reality shows like 90 Day Fiancé, I would think you would enjoy Love on the Spectrum on Netflix.
	Haven't we been told about this show before?
	Maybe.
	I don't recall.
	This reminds me of Undatable in Britain, where we had our awesome guy.
	What was his name?
	Daniel Radcliffe?
	Oh, yeah.
	Daniel Wakeford.
	Daniel Wakeford, we're going to make a t-shirt of him.
	I'm a mango chicken.
	I've decided I'm going to be a mango chicken.
	Yeah, so basically, I'm fire and he's water.
	And together, fire and water, things get steamy.
	That's true.
	That's very naughty.
	Yes, it is.
	Yes, it is.
	For Ruth and Thomas, finding love has led to independence.
	They moved in together just over a year ago.
	This is my card collection.
	This is thick.
	What's it like having a special kid?
	I guess you'd probably be like Ryan's dad and just leave.
	I really, I did have the thought.
	I'm like, this is about my dating pool.
	I do.
	This is where I ought to be.
	Yeah.
	Like.
	My boyfriend is Japanese and he has widgets on his crux of Buzz Lightyear to infinity and beyond.
	And he's my lover.
	We smooch on the lips.
	And he has a Thomas the Tank engine.
	He puts on Instagram stories where he smokes a corn pipe.
	He's my boyfriend, he is.
	I love him.
	He has a chilbo swagger that he fashioned as a kayak.
	He brings an inflatable couch to the beach, but doesn't go in the water because he's scared of diapers.
	He's got crocs for beach time and then regular sneakers for bike time.
	They're different shoes, they are.
	Oh, that scares me.
	It's brutal.
	Hey, brutal, dude.
	I just realized I'm autistic.
	You know what's messed up?
	Look at the spread here.
	So when you type in love on the spectrum, you got love on the spectrum as burgers are us dating around.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, they're normalizing it.
	And then Indian male walking.
	I see it.
	Because it means less.
	They don't breed.
	So the more they can normalize retarded relationships, the more they can destroy the American family.
	Well, to me, it almost feels like the naughty section in a movie rental store.
	We're like, here's all the weird shit.
	Because look, this is all weird.
	You know, you got Indian, queer eye, dating around is about Polyamburg.
	Yeah, I guess you're right.
	Hey, Gavin, I was looking at Darman's retarded, and we should have a talk about the word retarded.
	I have retards in my family.
	Extend family.
	Working for you.
	Working for me.
	Buttons.
	I get that if your son has Down syndrome, you don't like that word.
	I grew up with it being non-offensive.
	Like it was on medical things.
	Hello, this is a retarded person.
	But I also understand how, you know, if a kid gets bullied, they don't want to hear that.
	Oh, well, fuck them.
	You're retarded.
	I was looking up Dart Man's retarded content for myself.
	No, I didn't mean that.
	I didn't mean that.
	Oh, honest Gav is back.
	I get.
	I get the word.
	I think it's very important that you never say it about someone who has special needs, who is mentally handicapped.
	But you can say someone is...
	She goes, no one calls someone with Down syndrome retarded or calls them a retard.
	Maybe use it for like Joe Biden.
	Maybe a fag would, but the rise and fall of mentally retarded.
	Oh, that's your autobiography.
	Hear how he laughed at that?
	Like a retard.
	Like one.
	Hey, Gavin, I was looking up Darman's retarded content for myself and found out that the cosmetics brand he was pimping on the video is one that he owns.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Thanks for the ancient.
	Do you watch the show?
	Jesus, guys.
	Don't tell us things on our own show.
	And that goes back, by the way, to Love on the Spectrum because it's really just a repeat of that British show that we talked about in early episodes.
	To whom I make concern, I'm running to express my interest in any current positions.
	Go fuck yourself.
	Hi, Sarah Hines here with another email that will never be read or responded to.
	I'm incredibly curious why Gavin did not just pause to take a moment of hysterics or silence for this hairstyle.
	What in the ever-loving fuck is happening here?
	Sarah, thank you for your email because you're showing something in my psyche that I'm equally confused by.
	I remember seeing it too.
	I remember seeing it.
	Me too, me too.
	And I had so much going on that I got what's called perceptual blindness.
	They say the Indians, when the Spanish first started coming to Florida, the Indians would see these giant boats and they had never seen a boat or that much wood or carved wood or anything like that before.
	So they would just look and just see the horizon.
	Like their brains just blocked it out.
	And I was talking to those people where they had their kid order a root beer at lunch today.
	And they said when they were living in Florida, their cat had never seen geckos before.
	And the geckos, it's a hunter cat.
	And the geckos were just going right in front of it.
	And it was just like, what the fuck?
	I don't see anything.
	And then eventually it caught on and started killing them in droves.
	But the cat had perceptual blindness.
	The aboriginals of Florida, the natives, couldn't see the Spanish boats.
	And for whatever reason, I remember distinctly seeing this.
	And Ryan and I could not process it.
	Yeah, you both.
	That is weird.
	We think one of us would poke fun at that or one of us could have just paused.
	Just pause.
	And we made tons of observations about other people in that video, too.
	Oh, that whole video was about the details, the boots, other people's shirts, the body language.
	And what's amazing about this now that we have time is look at the general shape.
	The U-shape.
	The U-shape.
	He's balding.
	I mean, I know you know he's balding, but even in the spot he chose, that spot is balding.
	If you're balding and you want to have a weird ponytail, choose an area that is totally free of baldness.
	So you can have a circle.
	But he didn't.
	He chose the bottom turd, and I use that word carefully, the bottom turd of his bald spot.
	Yeah, it's like a comb over into where a comb over should be, and then ponytailed.
	Wow.
	Because they're coming from two different regions of the head.
	You know what that is?
	What?
	It's a Yamaka tail.
	It's a ponytail.
	Thank you, Sarah, for waking us up to what was right below our noses.
	And I have no explanation outside of perceptual blindness.
	Please make some masks with Gavin quotes.
	I'm so tired of these fucking BLM masks.
	Yeah, me too.
	You know, I was having, I was watching Natalie Gomez fight with a cop buddy last week, and someone walked in with a Black Lives Matter mask.
	And I'm just like, I got pissed that I got pissed because you put that on your face, right?
	Black Lives Matter.
	And then I go, oh, for fuck's sakes, even here at a cop bar.
	And now I'm mad at you for making me roll my eyes at Black Lives Mattering.
	Right.
	I resent that.
	It's sort of like when a relative of mine, after Obama was elected, he said, I was really surprised.
	You know, a racist country like America voted for Obama.
	And I'm not even that American, probably more American than you.
	I got pissed off.
	I was like, fuck you for being surprised.
	It's just like, was it Jimmy Kimmel's brother?
	I was working with this dude back in Vice days, and I was trying to get these tapes of these mentally handicapped people who had done a soap opera and included Down syndrome.
	And basically, one of the kids at this special needs center wanted to be an actor, and obviously he's never going to get hired.
	So some rich dad made him a set and had a whole soap opera where these special needs people played out a soap opera with violence and love and betrayal.
	They had like 15 episodes and Vice TV was still in its nascent stages back then.
	This was like 2002.
	And I was running Vice TV at the time.
	And I was like, this is a perfect launch for it.
	And he was like, meh, I think his name was John Kimmel.
	I'm not sure.
	And he was like, I need to make sure that you're not mocking them.
	And I go, I understand that.
	But I'm absolutely not.
	This is just, take it for what it is.
	I don't think we had comments really back then.
	And there's going to be no like, haha.
	This is just, I like weird.
	It's an anomaly.
	Yeah, I like unusual.
	I'm not in there to go, haha, you were born with a disability.
	That's not my cup of tea.
	And as you can see, we had the how's your news issue advice with all special needs people, guest editing.
	I just like unusual.
	And he kept going back and forth.
	And then after a while, after saying like, I'm not out there to mock them, around the fifth time, I was sort of going, you know, this is getting insulting.
	Once you say I'm not racist five times, you start getting pissed off.
	Now it's making you push hard for it, too.
	Now you're calling me someone who would do such a thing.
	Look at this, by the way.
	Oh, your aunt made that, right?
	Not mine.
	Oh, someone's aunt.
	Yes.
	I was going to say, because I fucked your aunt and I don't remember her being that creative.
	No, she's not.
	After that accident, we call it the accident.
	She doesn't do much of anything anymore.
	Speaking of special needs.
	Besides cry.
	So yeah, it's, you know, it pisses me off that I'm put in a position where I have to get mad at Black Lives Matter.
	Which I guess was the original plan in the first place, obviously.
	All right.
	At 2626 of episode 190, you said the people would ride Rickshaw.
	Oh, fuck.
	I knew this was coming.
	I caught that.
	Over others.
	I think the phrase you're looking for is run roughshod over the whole city.
	I heard...
	Portland police have basically been doing nothing and letting these people...
	And they're mad at him for the one or two.
	I heard someone on Stern say run roughshod, and I just went, oh, fuck.
	Ride Rickshaw.
	Like, this is after I'd said ride rickshaw.
	That's what I would do if I were there.
	Definition of run roughshod, to completely ignore the opinions, rights, or feelings of others.
	He achieved success by ruthlessly running roughshod over anyone who got in his way.
	Proud of your fag zone, Shane.
	Thank you, Shane.
	You know, I didn't know that.
	I thought it was run rampant, but run roughshod is actually, I'd never heard that before.
	So thanks, Ryan.
	We know that you know nothing in the world.
	Wait, did he say roughshod or roughshod?
	Roughshod.
	Okay, well, I learned.
	That's pretty cool.
	Okay, last letter.
	This one's pretty good, but it's from a long time ago.
	So this is July 23rd, which in our parlance is 100 years ago.
	It's called A Trans Dude Left a Bar in Tears After Seeing My Proud Boy's tattoo.
	Hey, G-Dog and Mayor of the Rad Zone.
	It's called the Fag Zone.
	No, that zone doesn't exist.
	Rad Zone is just fine.
	The other day, my girlfriend wanted to go meet for drinks with this gay couple that she's known for ages and asked me to tag along.
	I'd met them a couple times before.
	They seem nice enough.
	I believe this all takes place in Iceland.
	They got there before us and we're chatting with some of our other friends who were already at the bar.
	We got some beers, joined the conversation.
	Then out of the blue, one of those guys, one of those two gays, asked me, hey, is it true that you have a Proud Boy's tattoo?
	I answered, yes.
	He says, well, I don't think that's cool and I have a problem with what they stand for.
	Said by someone who has no idea what they stand for.
	Me, not wanting to get into it, say, okay, that's fine.
	He then asked me if he could see it, which was fine by me, so I show it to him.
	He then proceeds to yell across the bar to his mentally ill trans boyfriend, hey look, he's the guy with the proud boys tattoo.
	To which his boyfriend said, I know, I'm not talking to him.
	This trans dude then proceeds to tell everyone at the bar, behind my back, that they should be ashamed of themselves for hanging out with a white supremacist.
	He even told my girlfriend that she's going out with a Nazi.
	He then left the bar with his boyfriend crying and went home to write this stupid fucking Instagram post about the Proud Boys.
	I include my response, which got deleted right away, of course.
	I did not exchange one fucking word with the guy all night, and I had met him very briefly twice before.
	Luckily, my girlfriend and some of my friends had my back that night by telling him that I am, in fact, not a Nazi, but a pretty nice guy who he should try to have a conversation with.
	Now, it was at that point that he started to cry and left.
	Clown world.
	Anyways, all the best from Iceland.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Greta on Axelson.
	So when I read this, I thought, yeah, it's Iceland.
	You're gay, you're trans, whatever.
	You're desperate to be part of this whole global movement, but there is zero racism in Iceland.
	There's zero anything in Iceland.
	It's on volcanic rock.
	There's often no sun on Iceland for like 10 days.
	Sorry, guys.
	You're not oppressed.
	There's no violence there.
	There's a lot of drinking.
	There's a lot of depression during the winter solstice or whatever it's called.
	But yeah, this guy posts like the whole fucking Wikipedia thing about how we're a neo-fascist organization.
	It's amazing how big tech can brand you with the star of David and then you're constantly the Juden everywhere you go.
	This happens to me at baseball games or bars.
	People will Google Proud Boys, show the Wikipedia to someone else, and they just...
	They're not familiar with the concept of the internet being full of shit.
	It may be corona-free and open for tourists, but it's certainly not neo-fascist-free.
	Yes, it is, homo.
	Yes, it is.
	And it's certainly open for the proud boys.
	Had a friend's boyfriend proudly show his proud boys tattoo.
	I told everyone that the group that stays near him should be ashamed.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	That's true.
	All we can do is not accept them.
	We all ask ourselves what we would have done during the lead up to darker times.
	Yeah, like Nazi white supremacist fucking Iceland.
	And this is it.
	Any leniency with these people is complicity, and you should reflect on it.
	Jesus, these people speak better English than 90% of the letters we get.
	This organization definition is straight from Google, so people can't claim I'm distorting this.
	I've personally experienced this group in the streets in the US, and any of my friends there know how insidious this group is.
	Even the US government, also far-right, has internally acknowledged the group as far-right extremists as far back as two years ago.
	And of course, they quote the Guardian's false FBI classification bullshit.
	The group has a documented history of targeting disgruntled men, no, isolated individuals, those with easily exploitable vulnerabilities.
	This is a description of Antifa, by the way, especially in Oakland and Berkeley.
	And offering them community in the form of brotherhood, red pill movements, men's rights.
	No, no, no.
	Men's rights activists, by the way, I understand their plight, but they are about giving up and separating themselves from women.
	We're all about getting laid, getting married, getting in there.
	I was at the duck with Jack the other day.
	He was super wasted.
	And his analogies go, what do you do?
	How'd you do?
	And he was like, shithamered in.
	He goes, we're talking about sex or something, fucking chicken.
	And he goes, oh, yes, fucking, that's what you do.
	You get that porch, that pitchfork right into the grape.
	I go, what?
	That's sex to you?
	A pitchfork into a grape?
	I'm kind of.
	Is that a hymen?
	I'm kind of.
	I kind of get it.
	And unfortunately, I'm going to bring it up to him when he's sober and he's going to have no idea what I'm talking about.
	Pitchfork and a grape.
	He's mad at you for saying that?
	What the fuck kind of nonsense is that?
	How'd you do?
	And what do you do?
	They offer internal trainings.
	Listen to this.
	They offer internal trainings on how to act innocent of the group's actually beliefs in public so that those close to members become comfortable around them and exploitable.
	Don't believes them.
	Maybe this guy's English isn't so great.
	When they say they don't know what they believe.
	What?
	No one says that.
	Or the group isn't as extreme as they say.
	They are literally trained to say that.
	The less proud proud boys, blah, blah, blah.
	Documented history.
	All that shit.
	So then the guy writes back and he goes, and this is kind of why I chose this letter.
	He goes, first of all, your boyfriend asked to see my tattoo.
	I didn't bring it up, blah, blah, blah.
	It's funny that you call my girlfriend your friend when you obviously don't think very highly of her.
	Do you honestly think that she is that fucking stupid that she would be in a loving and caring relationship with a Nazi, white supremacist, gay, bashing, sexist piece of shit?
	You of all people should know not to judge a person without knowing them at all.
	I've never disrespected you or your boyfriend the way you disrespected me and Lindsay last night.
	You don't know anything about me or what I believe.
	You say this organization definition is straight from Google, so people can't claim I'm distorting it.
	Yeah, because the internet says it, then it must be true, right?
	Do yourself a favor, get off your high horse and actually have a conversation with people you disagree with.
	You might actually end up growing and learning, yeah, I'm done with that shit.
	That was the old, that was free speech.tv.
	Don't bother having a conversation with him.
	Laugh at him, make fun of him, and then tease him for crying as he leaves.
	You're not going to have a wake-up call moment.
	I'm very gassy tonight with this beer.
	Anyway, final video.
	I thought this was fascinating.
	Muhammad Ali is talking about all these young people who say, how do I become a great boxer like you?
	And he says, it's not happening, dude.
	Get a trade.
	I say, Kia, your chances of being a great fighter are good enough to make a good living is about 100,000 to 1.
	And if you spend the most of your life trying to be a fighter and you get hurt or you don't make it, your whole life is ruined.
	It's too late to get education.
	It's too late to look for a traitor's suffering to fall back on.
	I say no, take your education, take your mind while you're quick for developing, go to school, learn to read, learn to write, be a mechanic, be a doctor, be a lawyer.
	Go now, learn, get your mind conditioned, spend one day.
	Same with basketball, same with football, same with baseball.
	You can't be like Muhammad Ali or Joe Frazier.
	And don't think because I'm lazy I'm going to tell you to go box.
	Get your brains together.
	Get your brains together.
	Get educated.
	Get a trade because you might not make it.
	There's too much risk involved.
	No, go to school.
	Alarm
	I say Kia.
	And by school, we don't mean college.
	We mean trade school.
	Become a plumber.
	You can be a total dog fucker and make 80 grand a year.
	The bottom of the barrel, plumbers.
	Yes, it takes seven years.
	Then you make 80 grand a year forever.
	And if at any time during this you decide to become ambitious, you can start turning that 80 into 160 to 200.
	Electricians, hand over fist, 120, almost out of the gate.
	Get a trade.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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