S02E185 - FRIDAY NIGHT'S NOT RIGHT [2020-07-10 - S02E185 - FRIDAY NIGHT'S NOT RIGHT]
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That's the all that COVID is really makes it hard to breathe.
It's thick today.
The pollen counts way up, so is the COVID count.
So I just remembered that I came into the city, I picked up Brian, made him come down.
Yeah, no problem.
And that's because Milo let us down.
See, gays tend to lie.
I'm afraid to admit.
And sorry, I'm just telling him the address of the studio.
As long as we get some Chick-fil-A, as promised.
It's open.
You know what?
I'm so, I'm so, I've always been over this pandemic since day one.
So I keep just planning my life.
Like everyone's on the same page as me.
So we went boxing, took the kids boxing last night.
And I'm like, let's take all the kids to McDonald's.
Like we always used to do.
Because it's all over.
And they go, dude, McDonald's is closed.
Oh.
So I've got a whole pub crawl planned.
I don't know if they'll be open.
Yeah.
But Milo said, oh, I'm going to interview Laura Loomer and Roger Stone for Friday's show.
Okay.
You're flying down there?
Are you Zoom?
I'm going to fly down there.
Oh, so you're going to broadcast it live?
No, I'll record it and then I'll put it up maybe Saturday.
You're going to do a massive interview with Laura Loomer, a massive interview with Roger Stone in Florida, and it's going to be ready in a day.
And you have zero experience with editing or really any competent staff?
No.
It's going to be, my gut says Tuesday.
I said, the only way this was possible is if you left Monday.
And he delayed his flight.
And then Chadwick is trying to defend himself going, I found out on Thursday that he wasn't leaving till tomorrow, which is today.
He doesn't tell me anything.
That's such a good Chadwick server.
Do you know I talked to Chadwick about that?
And he said he was like making pasta listening to our show.
And then he hurt himself.
And he's like, I did Gavin's show?
I don't remember doing that.
Milo likes me again after I did that.
Let's hear more of it.
Here, I'll tell you what to say, all right?
Okay.
Milo delayed his flight.
So Milo delayed his flight.
He was supposed to leave Monday.
He was supposed to leave Monday.
Oh, wait, we should have started this with Mike Check.
Mike Check.
That's what the liberals do now with these protests.
Oh, right.
They say Mike Check about 10 times, and then they go, we are not to be oppressed.
We are not to be.
It's like bizarre cult, like it's communist behavior.
I can't imagine a Trump rally going out there going, Mike Check.
And all the mag people going, Mike Check.
I would just leave.
I'm cringing immediately.
It's so embarrassing.
Aren't you embarrassed?
Mike Check.
Oh, fuck.
And then they'll say things like, this is a safe space.
This is a safe space.
For people who, for people who, like you could say, I fuck kids.
I fuck kids.
Holocaust never happened.
Wait a minute.
What?
You can get away with a lot.
What was that the Palestinian Museum with Elad?
Oh, that was one of the best ones.
This person, this person, is a right-wing saboteur.
Saboteur.
And right-wing supporters, Trump supporters are not welcome.
Trump supporters are not welcome, buddy.
Do not come again.
There's a right-wing blobber.
There's a right-wing blobber.
This is one of the jokes.
He has a cowlick.
We've notified the museum.
Did not check his hair this morning.
Hair check?
Hair check?
You need Razak.
They're in our face.
This is the fault.
It's a show of power, too.
It's like, look what I can make these people do.
After I say they're in our face, I might say, kill him.
We will kill him.
No wonder how many people would sick him.
Anyway, Mike check.
Mike check.
Milo delayed his flight.
So Milo delayed his flight.
And I didn't hear about this till Thursday.
And I didn't hear about this till Thursday.
And I said to him, you should be making the screen, both of us, by the way.
I'm working on it.
Oh, I see what you're doing.
Yes.
And I said, dude, Thursday?
Like, I want to do the Atheism is Unstoppable has added a fuck ton of subs.
Damn.
Holy shit.
I'm just watching the subs go, boo.
I'm not exaggerating.
This was it before, boo, and now it's boo.
Like, Red Bull gives you wings.
And it's put a fire under my ass.
Because to be totally honest, I don't want to look at the site and see like four kangaroos and one Gav because now it's the kangaroo site.
It's the bad bunny site.
So maybe that's another reason I'm doing a show today.
But I want to do an I'm going to bring back free speech, blow some dough, because we're making dough, and just do one-on-ones.
I'll do it at the same place with the same fancy camera work.
Oh, did I even tell you this, Ryan?
I'll put you in a group text.
Did you see this?
Yes, yes, I did.
Yeah.
But if I record that on Sunday, by the time we get the two angles and the wide and the audio all perfect, I'd love to get it up by Thursday.
These things take time.
As the anarcho-punk band Conflict said on the album The Final Conflict.
These things take time.
So, yeah, it's like Milo constantly fucking...
Sorry.
So gays are liars.
I stole this from Seth Goldfarb.
Wait, are you still there, Chadwick?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Oh, you're not going to cut out the mouth?
I could.
It'll take a second, but...
That's fine.
So Seth Goldfarb, maybe you can argue this with me, Chadwick.
Seth Goldfarb's point was because he said gays have a predilection to dishonesty.
And I went, shut the fuck up.
You're insane.
And he got pissed at me.
She goes, sit down.
So I sat down.
And he goes, he pulls his chair so it's facing mine.
He's not joking.
This is the same guy who yelled at me, people fuck babies, Gavin, when I suggested that me and Terry do a lingerie shoot with newborns.
Dogs don't have knives.
And I said, that's not pedophilic because it's a baby with fishnets on.
That's hilarious.
And I go, it's not like people fuck babies.
And he goes, people fuck babies, Gavin.
He was pissed.
Anyway, totally separate subject.
So he pulls a chair towards me and he goes, he says, all right, listen to me closely.
Okay.
And he goes, you take a fag baby.
And he had it in his hands.
That sentence made me laugh so fucking hard.
It was like I sat on a car's airbag.
Like I just went poof off into outer space.
And the funniest part was he's a New Yorker, like Manhattan, born and bred.
So when he says fag or the N-word, it's like he's with his gay friend and his black friend.
Like their language, that's the way they talk.
And when you're coming from like politically correct Canada and you hear that and someone's saying fag, like, this is one of my favorite fags in the world.
This is my best friend.
Well, that's how they talk, right?
Like I always give the example, fucking black people, man, always late.
It drives me fucking nuts.
They just, they don't have clocks in their heads.
And then you go, well, that guy's a racist.
And then you see him the next day and he's with his black wife.
And he's like, hello, everyone.
Hey, hey, Artie.
Guess why I'm late?
Guess who was responsible out of the two of us for who is late?
Guess who doesn't have a fucking clock in their head?
And she's like, fuck you.
You're the reason we're late.
That shitbox car of yours.
I don't know why she has a Italian accent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's exposure, probably.
Usually when black women marry white guys, they don't have any accent.
I've noticed.
They drum it out of themselves.
So anyway, he goes, you take a fag baby and he said, when you start out, right?
And you're noticing that you're kind of Fae, and this is probably less true now than it was for my generation.
My generation.
Oh, God, no.
You tend to, aren't you going to be Chadwick for this?
Yeah.
I'm here.
You have to lie about your mannerisms.
So you want to go, hello, boys.
And you're like, hey, guys.
And then, you know, as you get older, people go, so that girl, how about those tits, huh?
Did you like those tits, Chadwick?
And you have to go, yeah, those were totally great tits that I would love to smooch and put on my head.
What about her pussy?
I bet you like that pussy, huh?
Yeah, the pussy was nice.
But just, you know, it was a little different.
I've seen better.
What's your favorite thing about eating pussy, Chadwick?
Oh, oh.
The wet part, I like the moisture.
And what's your technique?
What's your general technique when you're going down there?
I just, uh, wait, what time is it?
It doesn't matter what time it is.
It's got nothing to do with the question.
No, I think I'm late for a thing.
Um, the best part.
Oh, there's so many good things.
I mean, um, I guess the first part when you start licking the moisture of the tongue.
Moisture of the tongue, your own tongue?
Yeah, because I'm, like, drooling.
You know, like, when you see good food, you're like, yum, yummy.
So you would love to have a pussy on your face right now and not a dick.
Yeah.
You sound more like a dick kind of a guy.
Are our drinks getting here soon?
We ordered them like minutes ago.
What's up with that?
So anyway, Seth's point is that over time, by the time you're 18 and ready to come out of the closet, you've been lying for when do you first notice that you're weird?
You probably notice it around like eight or nine.
You probably go, gee, I have a lot of female friends.
And I do identify with James Charles more than Charles Bronson.
Something's up with me.
So then by 18, you can move to the city and be normal, but you've had a lifetime of lying.
And so when Milo says stuff, I'm just like, okay.
Like I take it, I take about a third of it in.
Yeah.
And so.
Especially when it's like, I'm going to.
Yeah.
Like last week, he said, I just received my notes.
I don't do a Milo.
Hello, darling.
I just received my notes about five minutes before the show, so we won't be broadcasting until 9.30.
Or even this prank where he said I was fired.
He blamed it on Chadwick.
It had nothing to do with Chadwick.
It was all him.
No, but that's why he hires him to be a fall guy.
Yeah.
But sometimes he's right.
And sometimes he's right.
He's always right about politics and Catholicism and social culture, which is why he's on this network.
The guy's spot on.
That's always why he gets a pass, too.
He may even be smarter than me, God forbid.
He's got like an Axel Rose thing where it's like you can't be mad at him because he delivers.
He does deliver.
Yes.
Fucking intelligent dude.
But he is also a lot like the Grinch.
Are we doing it?
Yeah, we're doing it.
Spoiler alert.
Holy shit.
This was Ryan's observation, and I was shocked at how accurate it is.
I think Milo has a libel case here where he could sue Jim Carrey for stealing his personality and using it for the Grinch.
The guy Rocky was based on, I forget his name, Chuck?
Chuck something?
I could look that up.
He got money from Sylvester Stallone.
Not to do Rocky, but after Chuck, what's his name?
Pasternak or something.
Chuck Webner.
Chuck Webner goes, hey, Rocky, what the fuck?
You took my whole life.
That's me that's on the screen there.
And Sylvester Stallone goes, fuck off.
You don't have a case.
I changed the name and everything.
He goes, well, I think it would be the cool thing to do.
You made fucking billions off of that thing.
And he said, yeah, you're right.
And he gave him a bunch of money.
Milo should do this to the Grinch.
Have you got the clip?
I do.
Boy, that Chuck looks like he's taking a few blows to the head.
That was Chadwick.
Yeah, the dog is Chadwick.
I have something in my mouth.
Can you get this out of here, please?
There is waking up at 4 p.m.
Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it 4 o'clock, water with self-pity.
4:30, stare into the abyss.
5 o'clock, solve world hunger.
Tell no one.
5:30, jazzer size.
6:30, dinner with spooky.
Me, I can't catch you.
Milo was green.
7 o'clock, wrestle with myself.
Joe was a dog.
I'm bolt.
Of course, if I want the loathing to nine, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.
But what would I wear?
We've stayed with him in DC.
I roomed with him because we didn't get extra room for and him getting ready.
There was 10 outfits, and I'm not kidding.
Really?
I packed his suitcase.
I couldn't believe there was 900 Kleenex by the bed.
Like, the maid must come in and go, who the what kind of party was it?
Because he just goes, Was the Musinex booger staying here last night?
He just drops it next to the bed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And watches Star Trek Enterprise.
Star Trek, the newer one with John Frakes.
Yeah.
And eats snack like that.
That's like being into late Prince.
He eats like he just robbed Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
It's all little snacks.
It's hilarious.
That's him at the end of every Friday night all just throwing shit.
Pat Dixon's like, yeah, he broke my mug.
And he broke a bunch of other mugs, too.
I was like, what?
On the show?
He's like, no, I just did it.
How Milo is that?
That's Chadwick saying we're late.
Russ, it's a kilt!
Sicko!
Stupid.
Ugly.
Out of gate.
That's him changing in the hotel.
This is ridiculous.
If I can't find something nice to wear, I'm not going.
I've seen that too.
What's this?
The guy who springs his ad along.
That's Paul.
Oh.
Ah.
Yep, that's it.
I'm not going.
Spooky.
We should have just put the intro to Friday Night Sorry.
Put the overlay and bam.
Oh, so we didn't talk about the opening song, and I like to do that, so I don't have to pay them.
That was the Booyah Kids from New York City.
Cool, little, fun, little, silly little jams.
But the actual kids themselves are kind of annoying.
Is that the song?
I like how it's silly little electronic music.
Two, three, four.
Julian, you've got to go to sleep.
It's weird because they're a white band and the singer, the female singer is Asian.
They're blackening themselves up.
This is like Hamilton.
But they have a YouTube channel that shows you how detestosteroned modern men are.
Look at the Booyah Kids' actual channel.
It's disturbing.
They get on there and they have questions like, what's your favorite?
Do you like rice better or pasta?
They're not gay.
No, that's not their channel, is it?
Booyah Kids?
The Booyah Kids topic.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.
So look at this terrible video, the newest one.
Talk about uplifting black voices.
And the audio is just unusable.
Five views.
Whoa.
And maybe kill me.
So I think the guy in the hat and the Asian on the top are just their management team.
The band is the middle guy and the bottom two.
Anyway, you can't hear it.
Yeah, really?
But go back to the main channel.
So what the guy, Chris Crowley, I guess he's their manager.
He says, you know, I know this sounds cliche, but one thing I'm doing to uplift black voices is just listen to my black friends and listen to, you know, what they have to say.
And it's just, it's just silly fashion.
Like you were saying when you were in, where were you?
Upstate or LA?
Where the girls were like, yeah, I went to every single rally.
I'm not really political.
Oh, yeah, my friend's from L.A. They're like, yeah, we went to every one, but I mean, I'm not like.
Yeah, I just stood on a highway and twerked to fuck you with my heels on until I got hit by a car.
It's very, you know, medium involvement.
Find another one of them, though.
Hold those up.
They talk about dancing.
Talk about dancing.
Talk about the perfect chair.
Talk about unappetizing foods, animal-inspired.
Let's see dancing.
Okay.
This was my son, he'd be in big trouble.
Just thoughts on dancing.
Because I know I miss it.
I miss dancing with friends.
I miss dancing late at night.
Being a little out of it, you know?
Like a combination of stuff to make you out of it.
And then dancing and loud music.
just as a form of exercise.
What's the difference between him and the lead singer of If you fuck him, is it gay?
Oh.
And a method of output, just like letting your body do what it wants, you know, and no, no judgment.
So they're New York City kids.
Do you think that's his parents' house or that's his apartment?
And if it's his apartment, that means his parents pay for it.
I was shocked when I moved here by how many people, I was 29 when I moved here, and I'd be talking to like 27-year-olds and 35-year-olds and that age group.
I was stunned at how many of them had their parents pay their rent.
Wow.
Your rent in New York City, I was in a fucking postage stamp, and I was paying $1,700 in $99.
Like, what were the, your parents just, I go, I would hear it.
I go, you know, you haven't moved out, right?
You're in your parents' Manhattan apartment.
I heard a crazy thing about, what do they call it when your rent is like fixed?
Like, if you get it from your grandparents and then they give it to you or whatever, and your rent stays the same?
There was one where it was like $600 for a whole five years.
Oh, yeah.
Well, in the PJs, you know, your grandmother's there.
You just stay under her name.
And that's, all those Puerto Rican projects are like 800 bucks a month.
That's bananas.
Yeah.
But you can't, if you can't sell those.
You can't get in.
The person who buys it from you will never make his money back.
So they're kind of a, like, that's what they say about Indians on the reservation.
And the reservation.
You gave me a house, but I can't sell it.
So you didn't really give me a house.
I'm in subsidized housing.
I'm in a fake house.
It's your house.
Anyway, we should start the show.
Reservation.
It's a very difficult reservation.
Fucking Indian sopranos.
You have to whack big pussy who is big.
What the fuck?
Hey, T. One who is one letter name.
We have to make big pussy the one who is buried because he is the one who rats.
What the fuck?
You want to go into witness protection and eat shitty tomatoes in Ohio?
You want to go to a place where tomatoes are not good?
That's too Indian.
There was no Tony in that.
There was zero.
I always thought that was one of my favorite parts of Sopranos where Carmella is saying, can't we just stop all this?
And he just loses it and he goes, what the fuck?
You want to go eat shitty tomatoes for the rest of your life?
He just got shot too.
He's in the hospital bed.
I just watched that episode.
Oh, I thought he was in their kitchen.
No, that was after the thing.
Well, unless he brings it up multiple times, but he was sitting there.
The FBI agent comes in, hey, we can break you a deal.
You got to talk, though.
And then she's like, Tom Nique, we got to get out of this.
And he's like, and what?
Fucking go over there with the gut bad tomatoes?
With it?
Tasteless tomatoes, something like that?
He said shitty tomatoes than the one I'm thinking of.
He mentioned it multiple times.
I just thought it's so cool that the reason an Italian stays in a vocation where he could die in a very difficult vocation.
Stays in a very difficult vocation where he could be killed at any moment is for a particular vegetable that he's very, very fond of.
There's multiple tomato things, I think.
It's like an Irish guy.
You want to fucking get in witch protection and have shitty potatoes for the rest of your life?
All right, let's start the show.
Opening song, we got that.
So we didn't discuss this yesterday.
De Blasio has commissioned a Black Lives Matter artwork in front of Trump Tower because Trump lives there.
I guess, I think Trump's apartment is right above Trump Tower, and he wears a Klansman uniform there, and he marches back and forth in the morning, sipping his coffee and yelling about N-words.
And now he has to look out that window and see, dude, the people that built the building bought his name, you dumbass.
It's like McDonald's.
It's a licensed place.
The McDonald's you go to is owned by the guy who bought the McDonald's franchise and eventually paid it back.
This is even less than that.
It's a one-time payment and you have a Trump tower.
Trump doesn't see that.
And he moved.
Yeah, he moved to Florida.
Wait, did he ever stay there?
Yeah, he did.
He did.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that's where he walked down the escalator and announced the thing.
Oh, that's where we would go for those little bowls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those Mexicans.
With the waterfall.
That's the one on Fifth Avenue.
See the Gucci thing next to it?
Oh, yeah.
Right on, you know, Tiffany Corner or whatever.
Yeah, that's, it's kind of a.
But anyway, he doesn't live there anymore.
He did live there.
I didn't, I forgot that, I guess.
Two, Trump doesn't care.
This is exactly like that black guy, Brandon, who called me up when all this shit was hitting the fan and threatened to blackmail me with proof that we used to be friends.
You just assume, like you take the white power thing and you just assume it's true and then you go to fight it.
Like those dummies with the fucking that not fucking around coalition where they go to beat up the white power Nazis and they go, where are they?
What are you, pussies?
No, we don't exist.
So that's why we're not there to fight you.
Easter Bunny will also not be here.
And the boogey boys, aka the boogeyman.
Yeah, you might have, might as well have like proton packs and Ghostbusters gear on.
Yes.
Three.
Once that paint dries, it's New York City, the most disgusting, shitty place.
The whole reason I hate flip-flops is because of the amount of syringes, rats, and human feces that litter my streets.
So that is going to be just, it's going to be a fuck you to Black Lives Matter in about a week.
Covered in shit and mud.
It's basically Bangladesh here.
When Vancouver is looking for the one guy who peeled out on the rainbow, they're going to be like, we're looking for 367,000 people who might be responsible for covering up this 60,000.
There's literally 60,000 homeless people in Toronto and in New York City.
We're looking for the 60,000 bums who shit on Black Lives Matter, literally shit on Black Lives Matter.
Ooh, I just said literally twice in 20 seconds.
And 5,000 on the list is, I love that he just showed up for the photo op, like all communists do, right?
He's basically Kim Jong-un.
Hello, here's me with unicorn.
And what letter does he choose?
He shows up and helps them paint the letter L. Hilarious.
It's so perfect.
He paints the L. Jumps back in his fucking limo and he's gone.
She's a bitch, by the way, that woman.
Big bird.
Oh.
Oh, they have to get the black people to talk about it.
This is like when there's a problem on an airplane.
The black person, the white flight attendant stops and goes and gets the black flight attendant.
As this visual is being shored up now, it looks like they're putting the finishing touches on it.
Yeah, I've made my thoughts very clear on the reforms that need to take place in policing.
That being said, what?
I think black people have been saying this for a while.
We've been talking about the certain journey, and I think we're having a fantastic conversation about equality and improving the relationship.
But somewhere down the line, people started to hear, even though no one said it, show me your virtue.
And that is a thing that has been...
Are we really?
We're having a fantastic conversation, are we?
Show me, show me the money.
Show me one example of people bringing up very potent and relevant statistics and problems with the system that need to be changed.
I mean, I can tell you a bunch.
We have social justice warriors in our judicial system.
We have judges like Mark Dwyer who give proud boys four years in prison because he thinks they're Nazis, because they saw my speech, and he hasn't seen my speech.
That's fucked up.
Every time Antifa beats the living shit out of someone, lawyers magically appear like bean sprouts and get them off.
That's an issue.
I'd like to discuss that.
That's a fantastic conversation.
Fuck you.
Ugh.
Speaking of, this is the Black Lives Matter section we're in now.
My final piece on this is in Britain, where let's, what are the odds that she was raised by her white mom and her black dad peaced out?
I mean, it's, it's seven, in America, it's 75% of black children are born out of wedlock.
I blame welfare for that.
In Britain, I don't know what it is.
I assume it's similar.
And I think it's worse when it's a white woman and a black guy.
I've heard talk of 90%.
It's hard to verify that.
But I think we know that the odds are very, very high.
Let's say 80% that her black dad was not around and she was raised by a white woman.
And she's here to tell you that just because you're light-skinned or you're married to a black woman, like her mother was in reverse, it doesn't mean you're not racist.
By the way, to the you who wants or has a mixed race kid, I hope you realize that doesn't automatically make you anti-racist.
So hold on for a second.
Is this directed at her poor mother who was abandoned at a young age?
What's the matter?
You can't pause it?
Wouldn't let me.
There we go.
Is this directed at her mother who was abandoned and forced to raise her at a young age?
I'm guessing, by the way, but the odds are high.
So is she shitting on her mother?
Right.
I would love to see how all these women feel.
Like Jordan Peele, Mariah Carey, Alicia Keys, when they talk about the horrible white people who are constantly hurting blacks, I wonder how the white mother feels who's like, I did my best.
I'm sorry.
I ate you sandwiches and cookies.
Your father peaced out when you were two and I had no job.
But yeah, I guess I am kind of racist.
Doesn't it feed into their white guilt?
Their white guilt could take a kind of a back seat.
I would love to get drunk with one of these moms.
Love to and have them go.
Yeah, it stings, to be totally honest, Gavin.
It stings.
But, you know, Alicia's had an incredible career.
Mariah's done so well for herself at the BET Awards.
And I just...
I said I wasn't going to do this.
I just wanted her to be happy.
I just wanted to be happy.
Give me a second.
And I wanted her to have what I did not have.
Which is...
I'm sorry.
You're holding back tears so hard you sound deaf.
I'm wanting her.
I didn't want her.
Man.
Hey, someone who love her.
And you stand by her.
Why do they talk the sign language for you?
Because they're...
Because in a marriage, there's ups and downs and trials and tribulations.
And if you stand by your spouse for your whole marriage, it's this.
Chuga chugga choo-choo.
It's constant.
God, I got nailed in the head so fucking hard today by shug.
Like so hard that I stopped and did like a Milo Grinch and went.
Because I do my left and instead of coming back, I do a choo-choo train that says, come on in, boys.
And he just does this leaning whack that gets me right here.
Sheesh.
It's like, I'm going home.
The coach was like, what are you doing, you fucking cupcake?
You're going home after three rounds?
Yes.
I was punched in the head so hard, it rebooted my hard drive twice.
Because Hugh hit you?
Yeah.
If you were at like Planet Fitness on the jogger and some guy just came up and went, fucking.
And then you went, uh, security.
And then again, he went, fucking pussy.
You go, all right, I'm headed home.
You wouldn't just go, boy, I hope they catch the guy.
It's traumatizing.
Anyway, let's see this bizch.
You're doing the opposite.
You're fucking objective in someone like me.
You're objective in the woman like me.
You're saying this is okay.
You're trendy.
You're fucking Trent.
This skin of mine is my whole life.
You were saying that a little bit.
This is okay, but more than that, that's the cute kid you were thinking of.
Talking to Janoa Kinsman, John's wife, very regularly.
I didn't realize this.
There's a whole thing with dark black-skinned women and light-skinned women.
Oh, yeah.
And a whole like, fuck you, and we resent you.
And I can't wrap my head around it.
But here's a light-skinned woman preaching on behalf of dark-skinned women.
And I know from the little I know, that the black-skinned woman would be fucking pissed about this.
Yeah.
Especially if she grew up white in a white neighborhood.
And it's always, like you said, like Jesse Williams, Kaepernick, like the half-whites that are so militant.
Yeah, us dark blacks don't like that.
Dark-skinned black people who get called ugly for their black skin all the time.
That's it.
Also, you can't necessarily control it.
It's not fair that dark-skinned black people get called ugly.
Yes, I'm more attractive than them.
Yes, I have a higher IQ.
Yes, I am basically better.
But it's so cruel to make fun of them.
It's wrong.
Of course, you can be attracted to me, but don't be mean to my inferior dark-skinned friend.
It's just light privilege.
Like, that's hard.
Hashtag light privilege.
Exactly.
Like, I felt ugly.
I felt stupid.
I felt gay.
All right, you gotta get it.
You don't have to give a fine.
It's gonna take you an hour.
I felt ugly.
I felt gay.
That's what she's saying.
Yeah.
They're not ugly.
Imagine I got up.
Hi, everyone.
Thanks for having me.
The first thing I want to just say out of the gate is that dark black people are not ugly.
Okay?
Oh, my God.
They're so sick of hearing that.
It's a thing.
I thought I made it up light privilege.
It's a thing.
Well, she might be right.
I always poo-poo these things.
This might be one of the times where I go, you're right.
There is light privilege.
Wait, whoa, look at this.
2018.
People of light.
New campaign seeks to redefine what it means to be white.
Interesting.
So is that a white person?
People of light?
Is that a white person's hand or a light-skinned black person's hand?
I think it's a white thing because redefine what it means to be white.
I don't know what's going on.
How come you can't say mulatto anymore?
Light-skinned is not very clear.
It could mean an albino.
I'm light-skinned in January.
All right, sorry.
Let's get back to this.
We're not going very fast here.
I lost it.
There we go.
Did the cameras make this eye look wrinkly?
Or am I old?
Well.
Like Huey, the guy who knocked me in the head.
He said his dad got him a picture, and it's like a caricature you get when you go to Central Park or whatever.
And it's his dad, so the kid's grandfather, and Shug's kids.
And he goes, thanks, dad, but I don't know.
Like, why would you give me a picture of you and my kids?
Am I supposed to frame that?
And he goes, it's not me, asshole.
It's you.
Oh, wow.
And he shows him the picture he gave to the caricaturist.
And he's like, that's that.
And he goes, it's you, old man.
It's you.
You're me.
That's hilarious.
It's like, but the eyes are all wrinkly.
Yeah.
Look in the mirror.
You want to zoom in?
Okay.
Yeah, it doesn't look bad now.
No.
Well, you're pulling them down.
That's not so bad.
No.
Just put some lemons and cucumbers on there.
So is it the light?
I think you're getting a little light.
I might get skin tightening cream, and I might have these shit things.
My daughter said to me, why do you cut your hair so short when you have poop stains on your head?
That's hilarious.
And I go, my amazing zinging comeback was, that's really mean, and it hurt my feelings.
You have hurt me today.
You have hurt me today.
You should be like, oh, you mean these hereditary things that will be passed down no matter what, no matter what gender?
Yeah, well, she's obviously not going to shave her head.
Right, right.
Oh, good point.
All right, let's hear the rest of this ridiculous speech about how dark black people are not ugly.
Black people who get called ugly for their black skin all the time.
Also, you can't necessarily control how black your child may be because your child may turn out much more black or dark skin than you was expecting, with thicker hair than you were expecting.
And what do you do then?
Then your child receives intensified racism and you don't know how to support them or look after their hair.
You see how fucked up it is?
Imbissing.
To whiteness gives me so much privilege.
I just had an epiphany.
You know how we've infantilized our youth?
So she's probably like, I don't know, 19 or 20.
But you're really listening to a 12-year-old.
Like those lifeguards at the beach that danced, showing the Le Chaim thing and thought it was the Star of David.
That's like a 12-year-old.
Yeah.
So you just have to subtract 10 years from everyone you see now.
Just because you're a certain age doesn't mean you are a certain age.
Yeah, yeah.
It just says that you had the chance.
Play the video.
Receive less racism and abuse.
It also means I'm more likely to be represented in adverts or media than my black peers, even if I'm still merely being represented because of tokenism.
Mm-hmm.
It may even mean I'm more likely to be successful than my darker skinned peers just because I'm closer to whiteness.
Notice the dark-skinned guy that was in the background that sort of went and left?
He left.
More likely to be represented.
You don't know how to support me.
That's way funnier than I thought.
Hi, as a beautiful woman, I'm obviously treasured more by this bullshit society as Miss Gorgeous.
But that doesn't mean that these ugly people in the audience aren't people too.
Some complaints will be lies.
1002, 1003, 1000.
I don't have it yet.
What?
Because our next show was supposed to be Monday.
And you told me not to cut it during the show.
So yeah, I thought I had some time.
But time in my notes, right there.
And the poo-poo one.
And the poo-poo.
Eat the poo-poo.
What if you tried eating the poo-poo and it was delicious?
That's why I don't want to do it.
No.
See, that is more proof that God exists.
When you smell barf and you smell a dead body and you smell poo, you go, oh, I got to get away from this.
This is a bad area for me.
And God is preventing.
The barf is like the bubonic plague.
He's saying, get away from that person.
They're sick.
The poo is get away from this disgusting shit pile.
You're going to get sick.
And it's obviously not where the healthy people hang out.
Also, oh, Jesus, don't show that, Ryan.
And also, predators can smell poo and they're going to show up.
So you got to get away from the poo zone.
And then, what was the other one?
Oh, dead bodies.
Obviously, people are being killed around here.
Get out of here.
The poo zone.
He didn't make dead bodies smell like strawberries for a reason.
I would take the fag zone over the poop zone.
You know what I was also thinking about today?
One of the most egalitarian places I've been where everyone supports everyone, trans, female, black whites get along, bust each other's balls, is the boxing gym and the skate park.
And I remember the skate park from being a kid, but I also remember from for a little while when my middle boy was eight, he was really into skateboarding, so I'd take him there.
And, you know, he'd be taking up ramp space, just going, not even turning around away.
And these other guys want to do tricks, and there's a little kid there who is terrible.
No problem.
They wait for him because they were that little kid at one point.
They respect him, black, white, rich, poor.
Everyone's cool.
Same with the boxing gym, although not that many rich.
What do those two places have in common?
They both involve a very hard thing that you can't really buy your way into.
They both are heavy on meritocracy.
That's God.
Drama clubs, social media, Hollywood, it's not really big on merit.
It's more connections and who you blew to get in there.
You can't blow anyone to the heavyweight championship of the world.
I've tried.
I've tried.
Believe me, I've tried.
So that's the message from God.
I feel like we've got to guide it up too with this atheism bunny all over the show, all over the network.
No, God has said, remember earlier last week, I was saying when you play God, like Stalin or de Blasio and say, I'm going to feed people, people end up starving, dying.
It's bad to play God.
Conversely, when you have a place built on meritocracy, like a skate park and a boxing gym, everyone gets along because it's about the work.
It's about having to bust your ass to get good at it and get good at it.
And being good at it, if you will.
And so your race and all that other shit is like that.
We got bigger fish to fry.
And the reason we're in this mess now and we have that retarded mulatto talking about how ugly dark-skinned people are is because we don't have bigger fish to fry.
Like she should be at work.
She should be raising kids.
She shouldn't be talking about how darker-skinned people are less attractive than her and how that's wrong.
All right.
So did we talk about Molinia getting banned from Twitter?
I hope he wasn't surprised.
I texted him.
He doesn't get back to me for some reason.
But Cernovich talked about it a little bit.
I can't believe Cernovich is still on Twitter.
Can you?
Media banned.
Today, Stefan Molinya, world famous, banned from the Twitter.
Was just banned from YouTube a couple days ago.
But the tech companies will tell you this isn't coordinated.
It's just like coincidental.
I just, I love how the tech companies all say, we don't coordinate bans.
It's just a coincidence that Mollin used banned from YouTube and then like a few days later is banned from Twitter.
But they don't talk because you don't talk to your friends and other companies, right?
You don't talk.
Apparently, if you work at Twitter, you don't have friends at YouTube or Google.
You don't talk.
Or more importantly, you haven't hired the same SPLC ADL commission to go through and decide what's wrong.
Which brings me, by the way, way down to 1.8.
I was remiss not to mention this sensor factory whistleblower who Project Veritas discovered, where he worked at a company called Tech Solutions.
I don't think it's Manjo Argo.
I think that's the Facebook people saying, no, it was them.
So what they did was, and forgive me if you're already familiar with this because it's about a week old now.
They hired this company, Tech Solutions, and they had like a fucking warehouse of people just going through, each of them going through like 350 Facebook posts a day, and there's about a thousand of them.
So 350,000 posts a day are getting censored, monitored, taken down.
It was a censorship factory, and they were censoring hordes and hordes of conservative content.
They call it racist.
They call it whatever.
You know what it is.
It's Trump content because Mark Zuckerberg wants to make sure that he has zero to do with Trump winning.
And Trump's winning.
That's true.
We got to make a shirt that just says Trump and then four more years, bitches.
I can't remember if I said this on the show or not, but it'll be great because it'll be a ballsy thing to wear before November.
And then the day of, oh my God, you'll give people heart attacks.
And then the next day and the next week, it'll be like you'll have to carry a gun.
but uh...
But yeah.
So this guy came out of the closet and said, Hello?
This is what we did.
We worked at a...
Of Sex Solutions?
Leslie Brown is an employee for your company and has done work with Facebook, and she was on a tape today saying some comments that, you know, you've confirmed with her that she's in fact been terminated from your company and like a comment from you about why she was terminated.
Okay, so everyone's passing the buck now.
This is a little bit farther down the line.
And so what Facebook is saying now is, no, no, no, no.
We farmed out this censorship idea and they fucked up and they did too much censoring.
So we won't be working with them again.
But they fired the whistleblower, her, and this other dude who was and he, there's all these code words.
I'm a code word there, censored.
Proud boys are a code word there, censored.
I was interested to hear Faith Goldie is a big deal.
Shut that bitch down.
Maybe because her first name is Faith.
And when Ezra Levant was interviewing the guy, he said, oh, there's a lot of code words here.
And he was listening to them all.
And he goes, one big one is Faith Goldie.
Have you ever heard of her?
He said to Ezra.
It was like, yeah, I'm pretty familiar.
So this whistleblower, the main guy, he's not a political dude.
He was just like, wow, this is fucked up.
I quit.
I'm going to tell the whole story.
And if you go to Project Veritas, you can get the entire story.
There's been a back and forth.
I'm telling you late news.
But it definitely was worth mentioning that we are dealing in an era of massive censorship, which is the whole point of this show today.
Like, to get back to Molina, no, he's not banned from Twitter.
He will be shortly, but Hoaxed is banned from Amazon.
It was killing.
My only criticism with Hoaxed is, this is one for, it was a little low on the G-Dog.
I don't know why they didn't have more of Gav in it.
I'm only in it for maybe five minutes.
I am officially running for President of the United States, and we are going to make that was the cover of the Daily News?
Jesus.
Congratulations, Mr. President.
How do we explain how this is possible?
How did this happen?
Intellectuals.
I mean, not canceled because she sinned, canceled because she had no ratings.
There's been a lot of talk lately about fake news news, fake poke sites, and hyper-partisan blogs.
A threat to democracy.
All media is narrative.
And we are in a war of narratives.
It's a really good movie, anyway.
You should check it out.
And by the way, I know you might be getting depressed seeing all this censorship.
I think it's great news.
A couple years ago, it was just me, Laura, and Milo.
And a few Kale Hartmans down the line.
You know, a few random dudes that got canceled.
Now it's everyone.
Like Vox.
This is one five.
Maddie Iglesias, the editor of Vox, signed this big letter that all these social media people signed saying, all right, censorship is wrong.
Free speech is important.
And now everyone at Vox is pissed at their own guy for criticizing censorship.
And this one, Emily Vanderwerf, is great.
So the letter, basically, it's the most boring, mundane, normal letter you've ever seen.
And it just says, we shouldn't, no, that's not the letter.
We shouldn't censor people.
We should have an open discussion.
We should have fantastic discussions about race and oppression and systemic racism.
It's basically a liberal letter, the classic definition of a liberal letter, right?
So then these trainees go, when you talk about free speech, what you're really saying is kill trans people.
And we go, pardon es moi?
And she goes, allow me to explain.
And then she takes the letter, she, he takes the letter, and this is 1.7, says, no, no, no, everything in there is anti-trans.
So you got to click on this thing.
Oh, yeah, I actually have it blown up here.
Let me see.
There we go.
The free exchange of information and ideas about trans people, the lifeblood of liberal societies daily becoming more constricted.
Like, why do you get to just this?
And you can do this with anything, with race.
You can, like, like that guy who does black as fuck, that show.
He says the reason black people peacock is after they were freed as slaves, all they had was their church clothes.
But that was hundreds of years ago, dude.
And so they would dress in their church clothes.
And that's why today you see them dress fancy.
They don't dress fancy.
They wear like a Nike shirt to a funeral.
The fuck are you talking about?
Like that other article where the woman said, black people are scared of swimming because they used to get thrown off the slave boats and they drown.
So they have it in their DNA, a fear of water.
Really?
What about in Africa?
They don't seem to like swimming.
That explains my fear of nuclear bombs.
Yeah.
You see.
That explains my fear of the English saying, hot, hot, hot, hot!
So go back to that.
All right.
That letter.
Trying to hook this up real quick.
What do you think of this?
No, no, just go back to the full fucking letter.
No, get me out of it.
I want to see the entire letter.
No crops.
Okay, yeah.
The tendency, opposing views, a vogue for public shaming and racism of transphobes and the tendency to dissolve complex policy issues in a blinding moral certainty about the validity of trans people.
So she says this has dog whistles about trans people and then proves it by just ramming the words about trans people into random sentences completely willy-nilly.
Isn't that fucked up?
That's your evidence?
Instead of considered reforms for transphobia.
Because someone said, I don't see how this is about trans.
And she goes, oh yeah, watch this.
And let's look at this disfigured human being who put up that tweet.
Don't show two of me when I say the words disfigured human being.
Yeah, click on her, it.
Look at this sad creature.
He's mutilated his nose in some sort of bad idea to look more feminine.
Even the lips are bizarre.
Well, women do have noses that crook to the left.
We all know that.
You're misshapen, dude.
You look like a Dr. Zeus character.
What have you done?
So yeah, 1-5, pussy conservatives are defending Maddie Iglesias, the editor of Vox, saying, we need to defend him.
It's about free speech.
Oh, I don't think that's, no, that's the Daily Caller.
It was at National Review that put it up, that said we have to defend him.
And as Milo points out, no.
No.
I'll sit here and tell you my views on censorship, but I'm not going to bat for Maddie Iglesias.
No fucking way.
You made your bed.
You lie in it.
In the old days, when there was some rationale to censorship And right and left was getting censored at an almost similar rate.
Sure.
It's come to this.
We must.
I notice how they won't put their name on it.
The editors.
That was definitely that main guy, whatever his name is, with the teacher parents who runs National Review, the pussy who got fired John Derby.
Yeah, if you want a real brief summation of the whole thing, 1-6.
Sometimes it's good to go to Daily Mail.
Like my kids are reading these books.
Oh, hold on.
I got to take this.
Hello?
I'm not live, but I'm shooting a show.
All right.
I have mushed Gavin's microphone down so that way you can't hear his conversation.
This is a thing that people will do sometimes to obscure what could be private information.
Yeah, this is like my kids are reading these books on American history that my wife got them because you're not getting that in school.
And it's all about the founding fathers and Plymouth Rock and stuff.
And it's got funny little pictures.
And I got to admit, sometimes I scroll through it and go, this is actually a really good way to learn.
Like sometimes if you want to learn about dinosaurs, you pick up a kid's book.
You get some real strong basics.
But the Daily Mail is the same.
If the story has any kind of nuance, go to Daily Mail and it'll just be like, trans weirdos freaking out.
You go, oh, okay.
Twitter feud breaks out among Vox staffers after editor joins J.K. Rowling and Margaret Atwood and signs an open letter condemning cancel culture.
Ah, I get it now.
And then they quote this woman, I think the woman we just spoke to, as a trans woman who very much values her position at Vox and the support the publication has given her through the emotional and physical turmoil of transition, yuck.
I was deeply saddened to see Maddie Glacius' signature on the Harper's Weekly letter, Vander Werf wrote.
Vander Werf.
You're mentally ill.
You're a mentally ill gay.
And that letter where you stuck about trans people into everything shows your severe mental illness.
Why do you people have a high suicide rate?
Because you assume it's the penis that's causing the problem.
Then we cut off the penis.
Your problems persist and you go, I'm going to have these problems forever.
We don't enjoy that, by the way.
We don't like you seeing you mutilate yourself and kill yourself.
It's just like the blue-haired chick who got rammed by the driver in Seattle.
I'm Christian.
I didn't laugh when that happened.
I went.
Murdered by Antifa.
Murdered by propaganda.
Converted to a new religion called communism.
And she died for her faith.
She's a suicide bomber.
They're throwing themselves into the roads gladly.
They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.
And they have an anthem.
You know what that is?
What?
Let me fuck you with my heels on you.
And she's driving.
I can't even make jokes anymore.
No, it's pretty.
my jokes become true um this nigga is asshole nigga Thank you.
His asshole making.
Here's something we haven't talked about, and it's kind of old news now, but there was this woman, Carson Griffith, and she was going to, they were going to bring back Gawker, the life-ruining site that all but invented cancel culture.
And she's suing the Daily Beast for calling her a racist, ruining her life.
Now, this woman seems a bit chubby.
She's past her prime.
The sex appeal is through the fucking roof.
And this goes back to what I was saying about Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.
Every time you see them, a stylist has spent three hours dressing them up and putting on makeup.
And you look down here and the lights are off.
This chick, Carson Griffith, kind of a chubby-esque rich girl, showing.
Got any coconuts you need smashing?
I'm your man.
Anyway, a disgruntled employee took all these text conversations out of context about everything from poor people to black writers to her acquaintance's penis size.
And this, that, for example, that minor thing was like, yeah, you can't address her as he.
It's a she now.
And she goes, a she?
What?
What's her dick size?
I had no idea she was trans.
She has short hair and wears a suit.
And it's a dude.
It was something like that kind of a talk amongst friends.
But after she got fired, she got bitchy.
And what these writers do is they write the way you'd write an email to your friends.
So you're like, Ryan called his apartment the fag zone.
And you'd pepper it up a little bit, you know, make it a little spicier, which is fine when you're gossiping.
It's fine when you're talking trash.
Look at her.
That's a hell of a chin.
Maybe that's a little too much.
That's a little tran-esque.
She's got the Jessica Simpson chin.
Got the Conan the Barbarian.
Oh, that's a great set of picks.
I'm telling you, I have a sixth sense for sex.
She would be a fantastic time.
Like, you wouldn't get out of bed for three days.
Holy shit!
What?
Holy shit.
Jeffrey Sloanum?
Jeffrey Sloan is Finn Bar Sloan's father.
Oh.
Finnbar Sloanum was one of the Antifa that beat the shit out of that reporter and got away with it scot-free.
His father, Jeffree Sloanum, killed himself because his finances were out of control, or maybe because Finn Bar told him he's gay.
Finbar went to Portland, joined Antifum, became trans.
Yeah, and what is its name now?
Finbar, F-I-N-D-A-R-R.
I got that, but the name of the name.
Oh, I can't remember.
Fuzz.
Some weird shit.
Holy crap.
Weird.
You recognize him, huh?
Yeah.
I always wondered if he killed himself because Finbar turned out to be trans.
Maybe.
Chubby puppies like this woman will be the best night of your life, I promise you.
Anyway, that's not why we brought her up.
Sorry.
But yeah, she's fighting back, and I think her lawsuit has merit.
Because if you're going to do something like ruin someone's life, it's like writing about Scientology.
Like, you better have your ducks in a row.
Even with the death of Cool, they made me change the names of people, and I go, But this is all true.
And they go, It's not worth it.
They can sue.
Look, you get the same story.
Just make Joey Jeremy.
Like, okay, I guess.
But to use someone's name, to call them racist, and end their career completely, don't be flippant.
And that's what they're doing now.
They're being flippant.
Will Summer, of course, has to jump in because he's at the Daily Beast and journalists are activists.
So his tooth sense is, look at who supports her.
Charles Johnson, and they uglify him.
He doesn't look like anybody in Photoshop.
What the hell?
Michelle Malkin, who must be a racist because she talks to groipers.
And then Jim Hoft, who owns a gateway pundit, who's gay, but he must hate gays.
And what's the subhead?
The internet underbelly is actively working to raise funds for Carson Griffith, who briefly edited the new Gawker and is now trying to sue the Daily Beast.
You can trust The Daily Beast is going to cover this impartially.
And so the contention here is all dogs are mammals, all cats are mammals, all dogs hate, all dogs are cats.
Because some of the supporters include the quote-unquote far right, then she must be a Nazi bitch.
And that works because people who read The Daily Beast are subhuman.
They have an IQ of 90.
They are garbage.
No, that's unfair.
They're not garbage.
They're flies.
They are alive.
They're flies.
Just go like that.
I saw this woman, Tabitha Moores, was also canceled.
This is a whole canceled section.
I don't really know who she is.
This guy has fantastic hair.
...to tell us what happened to her after that video was posted online.
So, Tabitha, I appreciate you joining us tonight.
I want you to set up this scene a little bit for me.
I think she's a normal citizen.
What led to this cancel crowd outrage, if you will?
What triggered this event?
First of all, thank you for having me on.
Stop saying that.
My experience has been one of shock.
I was not aware that there were actual Facebook groups that were dedicated to getting white people fired due to what they consider racism.
The definition of racism to them is anyone that does not submit to their ideology.
It doesn't make a difference why you may not support.
Okay, just pause for a minute.
So she's just a normal gal.
She said all lives matter, which is not good enough anymore.
You have to be a radical leftist or you hate all minorities.
So she was, where was she now?
She worked at some, works at Baptist Heath Paducah.
Whatever the hell that is.
So keep playing it.
Movement, if you are against it for any reason, no matter what that is, or you don't adhere to their demands or submit to owning your white privilege, then you are then considered a racist.
So when I posted this video, I was not aware the attention that it would get.
The things that I stated in that video, first of all, I could have expressed myself in a better manner.
I was angry at the time when I posted it.
You're allowed to do anything.
It's America.
You can deny the Holocaust.
I don't care.
I think you're wrong, but I don't care.
Someone's racist.
I don't care.
It's an idea.
It's a wrong idea.
Now, someone's a pedophile.
Well, I'm fucking disgusted.
But I don't like that analogy.
That's a tough one.
Are they a righteous pedophile?
But can't we focus on a case like that?
Talk about fantastic conversations.
Where do we draw the line with pedophiles?
I mean, you're allowed to think such horrible thoughts.
I want to meet you in a parking lot, but you're allowed to think those thoughts.
But that's where the conversation should be.
Not like I saw some guy, he was in school recently and he was saying he hates N-words and he hates faggots.
And he got kicked out.
He was drunk in school.
He probably doesn't even remember this.
But they dragged him out of there hog tied with like a sack on his head, handcuffed with his feet tied.
And they picked him up and carried him out like a hog and kicked out of school and arrested.
Now, what if a gay guy came in and was like, I fucking hate straights, fucking straight people.
He'd probably win an award.
Or if a black guy came in and said, I fucking hate white people, they'd probably say, can you teach a class in that?
Your voice needs to be heard.
He'd be like, hold on, I can't golf clap with my pencil in my hand.
Let me put that down.
Again, it's the bigotry of low expectations, and they're treating African Americans like they're retards, who can say whatever they want because they're below us, and you can't say anything against them because it's cruel.
I see blacks as equals, so I don't support this double standard.
I want to see some of her speech, though.
So go forward a bit.
Maybe we can show her saying these things.
Because I bet, I don't think I've ever watched it.
It's not in here, just the interview.
Let's find it.
Let me guess what she said.
Everywhere I look, I see Black Lives Matter, and of course, Black Lives Matter, but I don't trust that it's just about innocent black people getting killed.
I think it's about left-wing politics and over it.
Not here to save your feelings.
I'm not here to ask for forgiveness.
Okay, everything I've turned on today, from my fire stick to my Amazon account, everything on my phone has been Black Lives Matter.
We support Black Lives Matter, getting lectures about how I'm supposed to support Black Lives Matter.
I get that email from PetSmart, that big long letter that so many people are getting about they support Black Lives Matter, and this big lecture about how every one of us should be supportive of the Black Lives Matter.
Well, guess What I'm not, I don't support Black Lives Matter.
I don't.
See, I'm a white woman, and I'm proud to be a white woman.
Okay, and I'm not going to ask for forgiveness for something that my ancestors did that I didn't.
I didn't own slaves.
You've never seen that.
2.4% of Americans own slaves.
Okay, you don't need reparations from me.
You don't need me to bow down and kiss your feet and ask for forgiveness.
You can't kiss my ass.
No.
I don't know what you crazy white people are thinking.
I don't know what you're doing.
Kneeling and asking for forgiveness for what?
What have you done?
What have you done besides be born?
White?
This is alarmingly reasonable.
Yeah.
Nothing.
If we want to talk about fixing the community, then how about we be honest with each other?
Okay.
Let's just be honest.
The problem is not white people.
The problem is not police officers.
Okay.
There are more whites killed by cops than blacks killed by cops every single year.
Wait a minute.
How big does a cock have to be before it kills you?
Well, if it comes down like a sledge, it'll mess you up pretty good.
And then you'll die of complications.
Or it messes with your internal organs?
Or if it's like an asphyxiation thing?
I'm jealous.
Yeah, that's a...
Yeah, I don't have a person killing you.
Anyway, we get the idea.
She's perfectly reasonable.
And if any other group said that, it wouldn't have made the news.
If a gay said that about straits, oh my God.
And that's what pisses me off.
Cancel culture is hypocritical.
It's focused on one particular group, one particular view.
And I think the impetus is, though it pretends to be about preventing World War III and another Nazi movement, it's all about Trump.
We all agree Nazis are bad.
It's the one thing next to pedophiles we all agree on.
So I'm going to make Trump supporters Nazis, cancel them, take their voice away.
And now I have a hope with my mentally deranged Joe Biden.
Oh, no, I don't have the Biden-isms in these notes.
Can you look up?
I think it's in yesterday's notes.
Maybe we didn't get to it.
The Biden-isms.
Biden-isms come right up.
They're real, real bad.
Like, it's become a fun game to try to translate.
I saw that Thomas Friedman over the New York Times said, Joe Biden shouldn't debate Trump.
Yeah, we know.
What's your excuse?
Until Trump shows his tax returns.
Oh, that's a cute idea.
So pretend it's like a strike.
He retweeted it.
Easy, easy, easy.
Whoa now, whoa now, whoa.
Here we go.
Lonnie knows I believe this every fiber of my being.
We're posed.
What I propose is it can be done.
I think we're in a position to really make it happen.
And my team and your team are already working closely together to light up the path forward here.
Critical laws like the PRO Act to strengthen collective bargaining.
Politics like prevailing and Lord.
Yes, I'm taking too much time, but you know.
Critical acts like the PRO Act.
What's the PRO Act?
It was a law passed that all professionals get to pay less tax.
If you're a pro, you get a...
It's a thing.
They passed something he could pronounce.
I'll support the bill if it's less than four letters.
The PRO Act.
Oh, to strengthen unions.
So I'm right.
It is for professionals.
Good for workers, good for business.
Yeah, unions are great for business.
Why don't you ask Weiss how unions worked out for them?
All right, let's hear that whole thing.
I'm sorry to bore you folks, but let's hear that whole thing again.
The whole fiber of his being.
The whole 30 session.
Monty knows, I believe this every fiber of my being.
Every fiber of my being.
Every fiber of my being.
He's doing that thing like he does with President of the United States.
Yeah.
Like he can't finish words.
Seblasio does it too.
Lazy mouths.
Lazy mouths.
Monty knows, I believe this every fiber of my being.
We're posed.
We're posed.
What I propose is.
Like a frog about to leap.
Like a doad.
Like a toad.
I'm posed.
I think we're in a position to really make it happen.
And my team and your team already working closely.
This is team.
My team.
My team.
Already working.
And my team and your team already working closely together to light up the path forward here.
Critical laws like the PRO Act to strengthen collective bargaining.
Politics like prevailing and look.
I guess I'm taking too much time, but you know.
No, you're not.
I could listen to you all day, Joe.
I just listened to you twice in a row.
You know what?
I'm going to learn that.
I did learn that.
Every time I mess up, you know what?
I'm taking too much time.
Just bail out.
Just eject.
He told these truths to be self-evident.
That all men...
Come on.
The thing.
I saw Tucker talking about it, and Tucker goes, we do know the thing, Joe.
He speaks in shorthand.
It's amazing.
Do you know the thing?
Yes.
What is it?
You know it.
All men are created equal, and you know the thing.
Indivisible by liberty and law with justice for amen.
Yes.
With justice today for all the men of liberty and law.
Peace be with you.
Under that amends to the Declaration of the United States of America in freedom and in health together forever as a people with liberty and justice for all.
Amen.
Justice.
Peace.
Be served.
That's the thing.
I actually forgot it.
It's quiet for him.
What is it again?
It's quiet.
Yeah, no, it's quiet.
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
All men are created equal.
And the pursuit of happiness.
And the pursuit of happiness?
We're Joe Biden.
Yeah, shit.
It's actually a lot harder.
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal, that they're endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Okay, we didn't have it memorized, but we're not running for president.
We're coming in to do an emergency show because the Grinch stole his studio time.
You know, I'm ashamed of?
I have to admit it.
I don't know what inri means.
I was looking at the rosaries that we got.
I don't know what I don't know either.
It's the thing.
You know the thing.
Yes.
What is it?
It's Latin.
Am I supposed to know Latin?
I mean, look it up.
Iosis Nazarenis Rex Ludeorum.
That just went in one ear and out the other.
I won't be remembering that.
Thank you.
I have X amount of hard drive space here.
Ow, my forehead hurts from being punched.
From poking it so hard?
No, from fucking assholes.
Do I have any more Bidenisms?
You do.
Oh, good.
A white resistance.
He retweeted it.
That's because he's shit for brains.
That was in your notes.
No, that's the CNN stuff.
Yeah, it says Bidenisms, I promise, but it's wrong.
Oh, shoot.
Because there was another one.
All right, let's get that.
Well, that's a good segue to my CNN segment.
And just to recap, so far, we've had a BLM segment.
We've had a cancel culture segment.
You got this.
Well, this is ancient news, shit for brains.
I mean, I didn't know he had old ones.
It's in 2013.
A man I'm proud to call my friend.
A man who will be the next President of the United States, Barack America.
Hill is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice President of the United States of America.
Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.
Look, John's last...
The black guy's raising his hand.
You're fucking up.
Excuse me?
Stop talking, man.
Amen.
Quite frankly.
We should zip it and swallow the key.
It might have been a better pick than me.
Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class.
And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word.
Jobs.
J-O-B-S.
Jobs.
If we do everything right.
I assume that this was a very recent thing, like post when they literally pulled the top of his head off, set it down somewhere, operated, then popped it back on again.
But apparently we've been in trouble for a while now.
Back when he looked like LBJ.
We do it with absolute certainty.
We stand up there and we make really tough decisions.
There's still a 30% chance you're going to get it wrong.
And his mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so.
On Long Island.
God rest your soul.
And although she's waiting, your mom's still alive.
Is your dad back?
God bless her soul.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama.
Don't be fucked up.
You're on Mike, you stupid old fucker.
You stupid dumbass.
It's the time to heed the timeless advice from Teddy Roosevelt.
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
I promise you.
The president has a big stick.
I promise you.
Oh, my God.
It's right on the edge.
Some days I watch it and I go, this is not, this is sad.
And then some days I enjoy it.
If I'm hungover and I have too much caffeine, I don't enjoy him.
But if I'm feeling healthy and I've had a beer, I'm like, good bitch, rot.
Whoever doubts I mean what I say.
The problem is I sometimes say all that I mean.
I mean this sincerely.
I mean this sincerely.
This is not hyperbole.
No, I really mean this.
No.
I really mean it.
No, I really mean it.
No, okay.
It's just me.
I give you my word as well.
You say I'm not bragging when you're bragging.
Look up new ones though.
Like Tucker has new ones every night.
Don't say Bidenisms.
Biden talking.
Biden montage and then just go by date.
Okay, let me see, y'all.
Filter.
This week.
This week.
That's not looking too good, my.
Let's go month.
Knows English.
Okay.
Hopefully this isn't him knowing English so well.
Rapidly rising in with, I don't know.
You do you w you want you could do so.
So I walked out with the jail.
Yeah, this is ancient news.
Fuck it.
All right, let's get to CNN.
So Jake Tapper was talking about Roger Stone, who's going to jail when?
When is he scheduled to go to prison?
It is.
Okay, calendar, you can open up any fucking day now.
Let's see.
Why won't my calendar show me what it is?
Thank you.
This is very annoying.
Let's see.
He doesn't have a suspended sentence.
I'm going to close everything.
Come on, calendar.
Oh, it's way down at the bottom.
The 14th.
Tuesday.
Which is probably when Milo's thing will air.
At the very earliest.
Yeah, Tuesday.
This Tuesday.
And so Jake Tapper says, I don't know.
This is an amazing segment.
It's the callousness of the left.
So first of all, they laugh and they go, no one gives a fuck about Roger Stone.
He's probably going to get raped in prison.
And then Jake Tapper goes, yeah, he probably likes getting it up to butt the fag.
If Roger Stone goes to jail or when he goes to jail.
The truth is, no one's going to cry if Roger Stone goes to jail or when he goes to jail.
He might like it.
But he might.
Who knows?
The truth is, no one's going to cry if Roger.
They love their rape jokes.
Remember when James O'Keeffe was in jail?
They go, ooh, James, Bubba's going to be in there.
Fucking like, guys, ladies, anal rape, you can die from it if it's, they split your anus open.
It's not a great venue for comedy.
There are a couple of rape jokes that are conceivably funny, but when it's in prison and it's likely and you'll die, I'm not easily offended.
But are you aware of what you just said?
This, you know, came out.
This is on MSN, but Enrique and Joe Biggs echoed this on Parlor.
Trump says Roger Stone's prayer for a pardon may be answered soon.
What's the date on that?
Let's see.
13 hours ago.
Oh, good.
So President Donald Trump is widely expected to pardon the longtime former Republican strategist Roger Stone.
Let's be frank here.
I'm going to get an erection if Stone is.
I might like it if Stone is pardoned Monday night.
Hell yeah.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
You're just about to give the bird a worm.
No, you don't.
I got this.
It's Lucy in the football.
Charlie Brown's going to just go flying through the air and land on his back.
Oh my God.
I can just see Amy Siskind talking hysterically about how we have no justice in this country.
Meanwhile, none of these people know what Roger Stone's charges are.
They just know that a corrupt Deep Swamp FBI managed to get him on something.
You know what?
They'll get you next.
Anything.
Jaywalking, everything is illegal.
You've probably done 10 felonies this year and you don't even know it.
How many times have you driven home with a buzz?
Amy Siskin has friggin' goth girl thighs.
Where she's skinny, but her thighs are all fat.
She's a horrible person.
She's terrible.
Terrible.
So Roger Stone responded to that saying Jake Tapper's gay.
He seems a little light in the loafers.
That's 3-5.
The old cliche is that certain people need no introduction.
This is a rare example.
Are we listening to that?
But I thought this was great.
Speaking of CNN and the imbeciles they have there.
Actually, you know what's going around?
And this is into my notes.
Have you seen this clip of Don Lamon talking about how black, it's from 2013, how blacks need to start being responsible for their own behavior?
He's actually backing up O'Reilly.
I dread to see what you put in that search bar.
What did you put in the search bar?
Don Lemon blacks need it.
No, dude, go Don Lemon 2013.
O'Reilly.
Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly.
Auto parts.
Yeah, there we go.
Don Lemon of CNN 2013.
I want to talk to you because we are going to take a break from the headlines to talk about something I've had on my mind for quite some time now.
So much so that I felt compelled to bring back our segment where we hold politicians, leaders, and pundits accountable for what comes out of their mouths.
It's time now, again, for no talking points.
Yes.
Got just about everybody talking about race.
So O'Reilly comes on and says that black people need to be here.
I'll look it up, Brian, and then you can learn how to do your job from me.
So I type in Don Lemon black The Rubin report put it up there.
Okay.
Or sends message to Bill O'Reilly?
Nope.
Let's do that six years ago.
2013.
CNN's Don Lemon.
Okay, I found it in 10 seconds.
I typed in Don Lemon Black Community O'Reilly.
The first thing that comes up is video from Don Lemon when he wasn't woke.
And that's on Write Journalism.
The next link also, CNN's Don Lamon, Bill O'Reilly's criticism of black.
Pull up your pants and finish school is the third clip.
Okay.
So you go to all things, not videos.
Oh, there we go.
Don Lemon tough on blacks.
Fucking Jesus.
It's the same thing.
The Trayvon Martin murder case got just about everybody talking about race and not just specifically how it related to the case.
It got some, many on the political right, wondering why the so-called liberal media in the black community.
Let's talk about race.
Let's talk about black-on-black violence.
The outrage that I have is in the lack of really the national attention to what is an epidemic of crime in the black community, committed largely by black.
David Webb is awesome.
Why aren't we talking about it?
Good question.
Actually, that's not a good question.
We've talked about it many times on this show and on CNN.
It's actually a good deflection, as I've said a number of times, to a number of guests here on CNN and also on the radio.
David, do not do that.
That's not it, you shithead.
That is not an equipment, but for outrageous.
Go to all things in your search.
All right.
Not YouTube.
You told me to click on that, by the way.
Look, Don Lemon, Black Community O'Reilly.
Okay?
Yep.
And now the second one there, the second video, CNN's Don Lemon, doesn't go far enough.
It's the same.
Oh, no, that's the same background.
Let's see.
Oh, my God.
You're a fucking nightmare.
Well, I'm not buffering the video myself.
I know, but we've been trying to shop.
I want to talk to you because we're going to be able to get a very particular point.
Okay, on this issue then.
Thank you.
go back to all things.
Okay, I'm with you here.
I'm doing all the things you're saying.
These are all the things.
CNN's John Lemon, Bill O'Reilly's.
Click on that.
The first one.
No!
That one.
I want to talk to you because we're going to take a break from that.
I want to see Bill O'Reilly.
Okay, let's.
There we go.
He's got a point.
No, go back.
Love on the subject.
Someone on another network got the chance to go first because I couldn't go during the week.
I'm only here on the weekend.
So listen to this.
The reason there is so much violence and chaos in the black precincts is the disintegration of the African-American family.
He's got a point.
In fact, he's got more than a point.
Bill?
Don Lemon would be fired if he did this today.
Without much structure, young black men often reject education and gravitate towards the street culture, drugs, hustling, gangs.
Nobody forces them to do that.
Again, it is a personal decision.
He is right about that too.
But in my estimation, he doesn't go far enough.
Because black people, if you really want to fix the problem, here's just five things that you should think about doing.
Here's number five.
And if this doesn't apply to you, if you're not doing this, then it doesn't apply to you.
I'm not talking about you.
Here's number five.
Pull up your pants.
Some people, a lot of them black, gave me flack for saying that recently on the Wendy Williams show.
If you're sagging, it means I think it's your self-esteem is sagging and who you are as a person.
We know what he's getting.
So he basically says, and that's a good angle to take, by the way, because if it's not that, if it's not welfare, then you say, what is it then?
Genetics?
No, it's racism.
No, it's not.
Asians do great.
Lebanese do great.
African immigrants do great.
Indians do great.
They're all brown.
So what is it then?
We just hate black people?
That's a stretch.
Especially when blacks are rewarded so fervently for good behavior.
But look at this, Chris Cuomo.
Chris Cuomo is shitting all over that St. Louis guy who's going to be our new t-shirt.
He retweeted it because he liked the image of white resistance to this movement.
And I'm not saying that was fair, but we know.
You get what he's saying?
Yeah.
So there was the picture and it was like, get off my lawn or something.
Trump retweeted it.
Chris Cuomo's take is that it was purely racial.
Meanwhile, there was plenty of white Antifa that were coming up to his house.
It was a racial thing and Trump liked the idea of white resistance.
It's myopic.
It goes back to that fucking trans person who wrote their name in everything in the letter saying about trans people, about trans people, about trans people.
Chris Coma is about race, about race, about race.
No, that's why he did it because that's why he deleted it.
I wanted you to speak to me.
I'm glad you're a mind reader because no one else thinks you are.
That's enough.
It's enough?
Nope.
How do you feel about becoming the face of political resistance to the Black Lives Matter movement?
First of all, that's a completely ridiculous statement.
I'm not the face of anything opposing the Black Lives Matter movement.
I was a person scared for my life.
Black guy, black guy, black guy.
I was protecting my wife, my home, my hearth, my livelihood.
I was a victim of a mob that came through the gate.
I didn't care what color they were.
I didn't care what their motivation was.
I was frightened.
I was assaulted.
And I was in imminent fear that they would run me over, kill me, burn my house.
And you have to have this in the context of St. Louis.
They 100% fully intended to vandalize and destroy your home.
I will give a 50-50 on Burn It Down.
June the second of this year, I watched.
The fact that the media is pretending they were taking a shortcut on a private road is insane.
And they stopped because they saw people with guns outside.
Yeah.
Burn.
I watched it.
By the way, if I'm taking a shortcut and someone pulls a gun, I go, sorry.
Whoa, sorry.
I was trying to get to the mayor's house.
Shortcut's going to be awesome.
What happened again?
Sorry about that.
You don't have a protest the next day protesting them, which they did.
They had a protest against this couple for daring to defend their fucking home.
Yeah, they broke their fence too, right?
Yeah, the fence was like this.
The 7-Eleven gets smashed in, polluted, and burned for 40 minutes on live television with nobody showing up to do anything.
And I realized at that time we're on our own.
When bad things happen, they unpredictably turn really bad.
I have a question, sir.
What is with your lawyer's ears?
That same night.
Did you hear this?
Probably.
Hi, I hear you talking about me in New York.
We have an earpiece for you.
Oh, it won't be necessary.
He really doesn't have an earpiece.
Look, the guy's not.
He really doesn't have an earpiece.
He really doesn't.
I'll just listen through his earpiece.
Thank you.
Captain David Doran was murdered.
These things get very bad very quickly.
And when those people came through the gate, when it was a nice, he's like, he did say those people.
I don't know if I could run with that.
Bob, I didn't take the time to see their birth certificates or anything else.
I was defending my house, my life, my wife, and what I've spent 32 years building there.
Sold, says every sane person in America.
Oh, I hate that question.
I understand what you say your rationale was.
To be clear, did anything happen to you or your property?
Did anything happen to?
Yeah, my life has been ruined.
My game?
No, no, no.
We'll get to that, Mr. McCloskey.
I don't mean to cut you off, but I'm saying that night, did anything happen?
This guy's a lawyer fan.
Why did you get a lawyer?
You can handle this fucking mental midget, Chris Cuomo.
He's not going to run circles around you.
He can't run in a circle.
They're your property.
Yeah, it's called social intimidation.
It's called terrorism.
Chris, what's the definition of terrorism?
To use violence and intimidation to frighten the public.
That's what was happening that night.
It's what happened to me, and that's the damage I suffered.
You were the one pointing a loaded weapon at a group of people who were walking past looking for the mayor's house as a point of protest.
No, I'm doing it.
Walking past looking for the mayor's house.
Amazing, the propaganda.
CNN and its going down are the same.
I'm not exaggerating.
Antifa's blogs and CNN are the same.
I'm not exaggerating.
Chris, that's an entirely false concept.
No single media outlet has ever mentioned the complete falsity of that statement.
The mayor's house cannot be reached through my neighborhood.
Leider Cruzen lives up on a road called Lake and Washington.
That's three blocks north and a half a mile west of my house.
So where do you think they were going?
This was going through a private neighborhood for the intention of going through a private neighborhood, in my humble opinion.
In retrospect, at the time, I didn't have any time to think about this.
However, the leader of the entity called Expect Us that organized this, whatever it was, announced ahead of time that he does not want to have, yeah, yeah, I know them.
The leader of the entity called Expect Us that organized this, whatever it was, announced ahead of time that he does not want to have a peaceful protest.
He wants to have it be as disruptive as possible.
Did you probably announce that?
Subsequently, he said, I know it was illegal.
I know it was a private neighborhood.
But when you're doing protests of this nature, it's necessary to break the law to get your ends met.
And that's what was happening.
Of course, I didn't know any of that at the time.
All I knew was that hundreds of people, screaming, shouting, angry, broke through the private.
Mad about racism, systemic racism.
Everything inside that gate is private property.
*music*
Terrorism is a strong word, Councillor.
Don't you think?
I mean, let's stipulate for the point of this conversation.
Terror is violence with political aim.
I want to see Cuomo's reaction if they had a similar protest on his lawn.
Oh, yeah.
Well, too bad that's not possible, Ryan.
Wow.
Because no one's ever gone near Chris's property.
And if they would, he would probably say, hey, man, what's the problem?
Are you just taking a shortcut somewhere?
Or should we go to 3.7 when a quote-unquote fat tire biker noticed that Chris Cuomo, who told the world he had COVID and was quarantining in his basement.
Which number?
Wasn't 3.7.
It's the next fucking link.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember all the numbers and links that we just hit.
I hate this music.
I don't want to spend my time doing things that I don't think are valuable enough to me personally.
Like what?
Well, I don't like what I do professionally.
I've decided.
This is because he knew he was going to get fired.
But just pause.
I'd like to see the numbers.
I look at Chris Cuomo and Don Lamon, and I see a total and utter laughingstock.
Like Chris Hayes, just ridiculous.
Buffoons.
And it's hard for me to imagine.
Chris Hayes is a little easier because he's just like Rachel Maddow.
He's a really dedicated and driven girl.
But like Chris Cuomo and Don Lamon, does anyone take them seriously?
Has anyone ever said ever?
Well, Chris Cuomo was saying that, that's true, but Don Lamon was also saying, I can't picture it.
I can't picture anyone ever saying, I used to think that.
And then Chris Cuomo said, blah, blah, blah.
And then I went, oh, shit, yeah.
It's unfathomable.
What are you looking at?
Oh, their ratings and such.
Back in 2017, they were doing worse than Yogi Bear reruns.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what everyone always points out.
Or Nickelodeon reruns.
Go up.
Let's see what they're worse than.
Nick at night.
Hey, ID Discovery, TLC, FX, Discovery Channel.
Holman Garden is doing it.
Fox News Channel number one.
Weird.
Oh, who knew?
MSNBC.
Okay, go back to this thing.
No, go back to 3.7.
So this was the big fat tire biker.
And so he bawled out the guy, threatened him, went apoplectic on the fucking dude, said, you want to go?
The guy ended up getting a restraining order because he was worried Chris Cuomo was going to kill him.
This is just not going onto his property to vandalize it, but saying from really far away, hey, aren't you under quarantine or something?
I don't want some jackass loser fat tire biker to be able to pull over and get in my face and in my space and talk bullshit to me.
I don't want to hear it.
And then we can never let him forget this.
Never let CNN forget this.
Then after that whole confrontation that was totally public and everywhere in the Hamptons, not in his basement, he emerges from the cave like Jesus saying, I'm better now.
I mean, I guess your grandmother fell for it, right?
There he is, emerging.
It's Easter.
Grab your chocolates.
Jesus is out.
One more month of winter.
Look at this clip of Lemon and Frito, just like on Lemon and Frito 3.8, just talking about how stupid we are.
Yeah, Democratic cities are in chaos right now.
Is this what you want from Joe Biden?
And they're going to take your country away and they're taking down the statues.
Crime is rising.
Crime is rising.
Defund police.
Oh my gosh, it's so bad.
And they get defunding police.
It's like.
And when they use that voice, they're smarter.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the only time I've heard either of them make any sense.
Is that they're smart when they're mocking us.
Put on my smart voice real quick.
Defund police is so bad, and it's going to make the crime real bad.
And Democrat-run cities are really destroying.
And if you look at the COVID numbers, you'll notice that Democrat-run states and Democrat-run cities have the highest COVID numbers because they have no idea what they're fucking doing.
And there was 138 shootings in New York City last year.
I mean, last weekend.
The greatest threat of the black community.
Chicago is breaking all records with shootings and deaths ever since the police stepped back.
Facts.
You saw there, for the most part.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Get them out of here.
I'm sick of these girls.
Let's.
We've been chatting quite a bit.
Let's see the mailbag.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm familiar with that.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn the eyes together.
Let me touch it.
Zimbaboo-ba-doobie.
Bye.
This is from our support line.
By the way, donating to libertyforjustice.com is a pain in the ass.
I understand that, but I had to make it like that because Antifa was hacking it so much.
But I'm told a much easier way is to go to the auctions, the Gavin Doodle auctions, and the link is updated there.
And you can just donate to that auction.
It goes in the same bucket.
And then I pour that bucket in Justice for Liberty myself.
And I'll provide proof of all that so you know I'm not fucking out out.
The link's on the site, by the way.
Yep.
Hey, Gavin.
The auction doesn't start for four more days.
Hi, Gav.
Hi, Rygai.
Hello.
Just wanted to make sure you're aware of Pop and their slapper reservoir.
I have doubt looking for song recommendations.
I go to my daughter for that.
My lungs are killing me.
I didn't get high.
Pretty great.
Yeah, I like that.
Reminds me of the Desperacitos when they're really good.
savings Every time I listen to music and I make videos in my head, they always look like this.
You know, a bar's basement, lots of violence, lots of blood.
This is what rock and roll is about.
This is why it's a young man's game.
What's a cool little stinger?
What'd you just do?
I just saved it to my phone, is all.
And it played a little bit.
Play more of it.
Almost a cool idea for a video.
My mind is blown.
I don't usually like music tips, but you did a very good job, sir.
Thank you for that.
You have not hurt me today.
Yes.
Hey guys, just listened to the live episode where the snarky girl from North Virginia called in and said she doesn't have any decent guys near her.
I'm a single guy nearby and was hoping you guys could match us up.
I'm definitely tired of meeting radical lefty girls.
Maybe mention it on the show and see if she'd want to exchange numbers with a like-minded guy.
Do you have her number, Ryan?
No.
Homeboys get night like.
Get it.
So I don't know how we would do that, sir.
Well, why don't you both call in, you know, this coming Wednesday?
Yeah, call in this Wednesday at 9.
Yeah, call in this 9.
Make it clear in the subject.
That's who you are.
Or maybe if she's listening now, she can ask, I'll flag this a color I don't use, like purple.
And that's look for the purple flag.
I'll also forward it to you, Ryan.
I love matchmaking.
That's one of my favorite things.
It sucks now that I'm old because I don't know a lot of single guys.
But back in my day, whenever I would meet women and I couldn't fuck them like I was in a relationship, I'd always be like, all right, what are we going to do now?
What are you looking for?
What do we can do?
I used to think Dianward was weird and great, but found this clip and you were going to love it.
Ryguy, cue this up to 209.
Blackface from Americans.
Totes okay in 2012.
They eat de poo poo.
Yes, we've all seen this video.
Yeah, that's buff.
Kilani do that thing.
Oh, wow.
And he's telling us about a video that Atheism is Unstoppable just played like two shows ago.
Oh, yeah.
So thanks for turning us on to 10-year-old songs, dude.
Appreciate it.
The blackface, though.
This is from a guy named Candy Colored Clown.
I just signed up for censor.tv.
I tried watching some videos, but it said the media could not be loaded either because the server or network failed because the format is not supported.
What does this mean?
Is my Mac not compatible?
I'm in the UK using an older MacBook.
Please help.
Okay, appreciate that.
That's going to go right straight to our tech guy.
Sure is.
And he's going to solve that.
But we have been having problems with providers in Britain such as Virgin and Sky.
We're like non-providers.
Wait a minute.
Is this the same guy?
Sperm donation.
Yeah, I think he wrote another one, right?
Hey, I'm in a difficult guy.
I'm in a difficult situation.
A 35-year-old Italian woman wants me to help her have a child.
She says She wants to raise it by herself?
No.
But she lives near her family who can help her if she needs it.
I was raised by a single mother who did her best.
But looking back, I wish I had a father to guide me.
I think my child would be difficult for her as I was difficult.
I think the child would need a father.
Should I bring a life into this world?
No, no, no.
Do not do that.
You are, what do they call it?
Aiding and abetting a felon.
You are empowering.
You are, what do they call it with junkies?
Enabling.
Enabling.
You're enabling someone to hurt a child.
The children of single mothers have a litany of disadvantages.
They're more likely to end up in prison.
They're more likely to be uneducated.
They're more likely to get involved in gang culture.
They're more likely to be violent.
There's a million terrible things that happen to one parent children.
And for you to facilitate that with your sperm is for you to be part of it.
Plus, by the way, she can call the cops whenever she wants, get you swabbed, and have you pay child support for the rest of your life.
So no, you fucking retard.
Jesus Christ with dogs.
Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
Hey, fags, Sam32 here from London, UK, longtime fan.
On July 9th, I came across this article about Roger Stone-related accounts being shut down on Facebook.
Here's the article.
Here's my complaint.
I get sick and tired of groups like the Proud Bloys, the Proud Bloys, who clearly have ethnic minorities in their rank and file, as well as leadership being called this.
In the UK, they also referred to veterans defending statues in London as right-wing extremists.
And oh, so he filed a complaint with the BBC.
That's good to hear.
Of course, it'll be ignored.
Joe Biggs should be chairman of the Proud Boys, says a guy.
He doesn't wear his Fred Perry enough.
All right, that's enough.
I did some talking, as you can tell by my pronunciation of the plowbloys.
I'm clearly running out of steam.
Let's check out a final video.
Dog bites man, so what?
I call this.
All right.
Let's go to full screen here so we don't give our sources away.
This is supposed to shock you and make you sick.
Zoom out.
So obviously if a cop and two volunteers are having trouble sedating this man, subduing this man, he's obviously a tough nut to crack.
So what do you do then?
Why do you have dogs if it's not to attack perps?
Like this isn't the civil rights movement in the 60s where they're randomly attacking black demonstrators.
And it worked, by the way.
His hands are behind his back.
Sure are.
Well, if I was talking to a cop today and they wanted to use a dog on a guy who wouldn't put his arms behind his back, I'd tell the cop, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.