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S02E168 - ANTI-SOCIALIST RADICAL [2020-05-26 - S02E168 - ANTI-SOCIALIST RADICAL]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Live from New York City, it's my favorite place, because people who I know are a real person.
	music
	It's a crazy woman named Nina Hagen from Germany.
	And she was kind of like a new wave star in the 80s.
	And she would make the craziest music.
	She was truly an artist, but it was kind of hard to take.
	It's like Grace Jones.
	Like, you like the whole concept.
	Then you actually put on the album and you go, Jesus.
	Listen to this.
	A brand new club is opening up.
	Yeah.
	She's cool, but her music is too weird.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	We've got a fun show for you today.
	We're going to take a political survey because Wikipedia told me that I'm a crypto-neo-fascist Nazi, violent far-right who regularly encourages violence against his opponents.
	So I'm going to take a test, and I bet you're going to agree with me on everything, because if you're watching this show, you're normal.
	And I bet you that the results will be pretty moderate.
	It will not be a radical.
	But you're a radical if you're not radical left.
	You are far right if you are not a socialist.
	And I'm going to prove that to you today.
	But before we do, boiler update.
	Some people have been talking about the boilers.
	Tim, we had a barbecue at my house last night.
	I invited Ryan over.
	And he smoked cigars and just really got in the way, I'd say.
	Just one cigar.
	As a guest.
	What was the thing you'd never had before?
	And I couldn't believe it.
	You'd never seen it before?
	Fuck.
	It was something like guacamole or something.
	I've had guacamole.
	Oh, yeah.
	Shish kebab.
	You know how you put meat on a stick?
	He's sitting there like this, like, eh, eh, eating it.
	And I go, Ryan, after it's done cooking, you slide it off the stick, and then you have that little cooked vegetables and cooked stuff on the plate.
	But he's sitting there gnawing at it like a dog.
	And then my dog got on the table and grabbed the last one.
	And he's a little stupid dog.
	He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
	We got him a little Hawaiian shirt.
	And Ryan is going, no, no, no.
	And I've never seen him do this before.
	He just went like, you could see in his eyes, he was saying, fuck you.
	I will fucking die.
	I will die.
	And I'm coming out and going, Leroy, no, no.
	And I'm trying to pry his mouth open.
	And he's not even looking at us.
	He's just like, go ahead, fucking stab me.
	I've been smelling this for two hours.
	I've been staring at that.
	I finally got it.
	It's mine.
	We were kind of like, you can kill me now.
	We were kind of like Karen's.
	I felt bad.
	I was like, he earned this.
	No, he did not.
	He exactly did not earn that.
	He hasn't earned anything.
	In his life.
	His entire existence is food charity.
	That's a little bit of affection, maybe, but just looking up for food.
	Can you imagine a more pathetic life than that?
	That's not what we had.
	He's in a car.
	He doesn't have access to cutlery.
	And that's a totally different kind of thing.
	It's a meat kebab.
	Also, a lot of people are curious about the boiler.
	There's been a lot of talk about this boiler.
	And a lot of people who don't aren't in the business.
	This is the millennials.
	They're experts on everything.
	Having never even had a job, having never even moved out of their house, they're going to tell a half a century old man what's going on.
	So one of them was saying, yeah, actually what a lot of them do is they fix the boilers and they're really valuable fixed.
	No, once a boiler's dead, it's dead.
	Okay?
	It's rusted to shit.
	It's garbage.
	And the guy who came to get it didn't look at the quality of it.
	He just threw it in the back of his big truck that has a bunch of other crap in it.
	Garbage.
	That's why the plumber came over with a bucket and he said, I'm keeping the bucket, but you can have the copper in there.
	And he poured a bunch of copper pipes in there because the guy's a scrap guy.
	He's not a boiler repair guy.
	The other theory that my buddy Tim was saying, he's from Liverpool.
	He's like, yeah, what's going on there?
	He's they get a warranty.
	Yeah, he's got this, I don't do a very good Liverpudlian accent, but their Ds are, don't do it, dude.
	It's really like, Jesus, take it easy on those D's.
	You're massacring your D's.
	And what are you doing?
	Mistake.
	Oh, that's a surprise.
	She says, yeah, the warranty.
	A lot of these, and he has this tone where he's like, I'm going to break it to you.
	So at least he's my age, and I can take him having theories about stuff.
	He's like, yeah, they get the warranty.
	Yeah.
	So some of them, a lot of them will turn it in and then they'll get a 10-year, 15-year warranty, then they'll get like 300 bucks back.
	That would justify him coming to my house, but that's not the case.
	It's a 2001 boiler.
	It's 20 years old.
	I wouldn't just bring this to you without knowing what I'm talking about.
	My plumber was also shocked.
	He shook his head.
	I don't understand it.
	Okay?
	So if I had a dumb thing, if something confused me and it was really simple, I wouldn't bring it to you.
	I'd have it solved.
	But when I come up with something like, why the fuck do scrap guys come to your house to get a boiler that's worth seven bucks?
	And when someone who's been in the industry for decades goes, it's the weirdest thing.
	Then I think, ah, a plumber who's got his own company thinks it's a weird thing?
	I'm right.
	I'll take it to the people.
	And then I get the warranty shit and the, sometimes they fix them.
	No, they don't.
	No, they don't.
	You've never seen a fucking boiler.
	Stop being sad.
	And again, I said this last week.
	I hate when people waste my time.
	So, don't make me make files that I put in my brain and then I have to take them out later.
	If I put a file in my brain, that's a lot of work for me.
	I got to alphabetize it, I put it in there.
	Oh, people fix boilers.
	And then I find out you don't know anything about plumbing, anything about boilers, and now I got to go find this and take it out again.
	And another thing that pisses me off about it is years later, you'll go, wait a minute, is it because sometimes they repair them?
	That's in my head for some reason.
	Yeah, because an asshole put it there.
	It shouldn't be in there.
	It left a stain.
	That's true.
	That game was fun, though.
	Got to admit that I did crush as a teammate.
	It was pretty good.
	Thank you.
	It's like the Fonz saying he's wrong.
	Ryan is pretty...
	Pretty...
	You write down 10, on a piece of paper, you write down 10 names like Jesus Christ, Satan, the Fawns, John Lennon, whatever.
	They can be fictional or real, alive or dead.
	You write them all out, then you cut them up, and you put them in a hat.
	And you should, it's fun to get like 100.
	And then you have two teams.
	We had Boys Against the Girls.
	And the problem is my kids and my kids' friends.
	And yes, we are having parties at our house.
	Fuck you.
	My kids' friends put in all these YouTubers.
	So no adult knows any YouTubers.
	Brett Rivera?
	Yeah.
	And I looked him up.
	He's got like billions of views.
	He's huge.
	He's probably a millionaire from these stupid YouTube videos.
	There he is.
	It's just like my friend's little brother.
	All the little kids know this guy.
	He's got little brothers.
	Let me see how many subscribers he has.
	Probably a couple.
	He's much more influential than I am.
	I've been doing this for 30 years.
	Well, you don't do sister diss tracks either.
	Sister diss tracks.
	12 million subscribers.
	We have 16,000.
	Today, Dama brought his little pet spider here.
	Yeah, let's not.
	But we were so good.
	What if we just got sucked into it and we realized the entire show we were watching Brett Rivera for?
	Who is it?
	The sun is down.
	What?
	Where am I?
	The janitor comes in.
	Hey, guys, we're locking up here.
	We got keys.
	Don't worry about it.
	We were so good.
	This is how quick it was.
	It was like, let's see.
	Oh, Ellis.
	Hey.
	Vonce.
	Robin.
	Yeah, Howard's turn.
	Ooh, I'm the genie from Aladdin.
	Will Smith, Robin Williams.
	Yeah.
	It was like that quick.
	We were like 30 of them, one shot.
	But then what wound up happening?
	It was supposed to be a battle of the sexes.
	Well, my daughter and her friend just slayed all.
	They were way behind us.
	But then they tore through those YouTubers like it was nobody's business, and that got them back up to a tie.
	And it was for who's better throughout time, men?
	Yeah, I said it's boys against girls, and whoever wins is the better gender, and that goes throughout all of time backwards and all of time forwards in perpetuity for all of humankind ever.
	I'm like, okay, you're on.
	And then we both got 35.
	Amazing.
	God intervened and he went, I don't want to start defining which gender's better.
	That's bad, especially all of history.
	That's my life's work.
	So he went 35, 35.
	See, Ron Coleman's right.
	God does sweat the small stuff.
	I just can't figure out what he does when I pray for the Mets to win.
	Does he hear the Yankees' prayers and go, oh, I love the Mets too, but they suck.
	Sorry, guys.
	Well, he was a frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour, the radio program.
	I don't know what the Colgate is.
	No show Tim Heidecker ever.
	Okay, well, I don't know if this is going to help you out at all, but he was also a frequent guest.
	Speaking of painfully unfunny people, Jimmy Fallon is in trouble because he wore blackface.
	Yeah, I know.
	Everyone knows that.
	This resurfaces.
	Dude, if you Googled Blackface at any time in the past 40 years, you get Billy Crystal, you get Sarah Silverman, you get Jimmy Kimmel, you get who is that music, that folk singer woman, Joan Baez type of name, that era, early 70s.
	Joni Mitchell.
	Joni Mitchell.
	She wore Blackface so much, it was a guy.
	His own name.
	Yeah, like I forget what his name is.
	Art Nouveau, no?
	And look up Joni Mitchell.
	Yeah, that sounds right.
	Art Nouveau.
	That was the name of him.
	And she would go to parties in Blackface, smoke cigarettes, and be like, what's going on, fan fucksy mama?
	Now that's, I would think that's racist.
	But I don't care.
	But just following their definitions, maybe you'd have a point that she was appropriating culture.
	Yeah, that's Joni Mitchell.
	Was that unearthed?
	It's like my wife the other day, she goes, I just saw on the front page of the Daily Mail, Ann Coulter called Trump a retard.
	I go, yeah, a thousand times in the past four years.
	She turned on him like month two.
	Oh, I regret it so.
	I've learned so much since then.
	It was great revenge.
	That was all, to get this asshole to freak him out.
	I had to keep him on the shut up.
	I hate hearing apologies in defense, especially for things that are not bad.
	Jimmy Fallon dressed up as Chris Rock.
	Chris Rock's black, Jimmy Fallon's white.
	When you're doing an imitation of someone, you try to resemble them.
	It looked so fucking gay.
	When Fred Armison would be Obama on SNL, he'd have the afro, everything, but no makeup.
	So it was Obama with food poisoning.
	Obama about to puke.
	Obama saw a ghost.
	Look how ridiculous this looks.
	President Letterman last night and revealed how he gets into the open.
	What's the matter, Obama?
	Are you sick?
	Basically, you know, I'm going to take your temperature.
	I just kind of like make sure to kind of start up as a help.
	And he doesn't think sometimes.
	So, how do we feel about this?
	As far as our belief system goes, which we're going to get to in a second, we go, look, even when the blackface was at its worst, right, in like the 30s, not all of it was derogatory.
	In fact, only a small fraction, I just went like this, only a small fraction of it was, hey, I'm a dumb black person.
	A lot of it was just whites emulating blacks because they thought they were interesting, and they were.
	Blacks were partying.
	Blacks were having affairs.
	Blacks were dancing music.
	They were doing all this colorful stuff.
	The Puritan culture of pre-war, pre-Second World War America, in between the wars, was just boring.
	Protestant, Catholic, Squaresville.
	So they saw these colorful characters, and when they would do a play, they'd go, well, I'm not going to do me.
	I didn't do anything interesting this week.
	I'm going to put it in black face and be like, mommy, oh, I love you, how I love you, my dear old Swanny.
	And in this case, Fallon's just doing a convincing job.
	Man, oh man, read this book.
	I've seen who wants to be a millionaire.
	Guess what?
	Not a lot of black folks on the show.
	Not a lot of black folks on the show.
	You know what?
	Because black folks don't like to answer questions.
	All they want to be millionaires, but you got to ask that kind of question.
	Like, in 1981, how many kinds of crack did Rick James smoke when he recorded Super Freak?
	Isn't it funny that you could write with that kind of carefree confidence?
	Like, those are all funny jokes, but you couldn't say that now.
	The only way to get black people on how to be a millionaire is to say, how much crack did Rick James smoke when he recorded Super Freak?
	And that's just a fact.
	Everyone knows he smoked tons of crack.
	So it's not like it's a stereotype or it's insulting, but you could never make that joke today.
	Anyway, fuck him.
	Sorry.
	You don't have my back?
	I don't have yours.
	You're a fucking pussy.
	I think it's ridiculous that they're trying to cancel you, but I don't give a shit about you.
	You made this mess.
	You helped make this mess.
	Remember this when he tussled Trump's hair and he got in tons of shit for it because that humanized him.
	And what did he do?
	Apologize.
	And he almost quit his job.
	There was an article, I think it was New York Magazine.
	I couldn't find it, but he went into deep contemplation for what he had done to humanize Trump.
	Just for the record, Trump is a human.
	So did you dogify Benji too?
	And in the magazine, they have him on top of the sign, a Radio City Music Hall, like sitting on the sign, literally sitting on the sign.
	And he's like this, like, what the fuck have I done?
	I put Hitler in the White House.
	Johnny Felon is now whimpering to all that he did the famous hair show with me where he seriously messed up my hair and that he would have now done it differently because it's said to have humanized me.
	He's taking shit.
	Isn't that fucking funny?
	He got in shit for humanizing a human being.
	If you think Trump is human, you're a radical.
	That's where we're at.
	He called and said, monster ratings.
	Be a man, Jimmy.
	That's hilarious.
	A lot of racial shit.
	All my stories here are all race.
	Drake did this too.
	But he's black.
	First of all, he's a white Jewish boy from Toronto.
	But this story was black actors whining about how hard it is for them to get roles and they have to basically be in blackface.
	But they don't care.
	They went after him anyway.
	And Doja Cat, Doja Cat is in trouble.
	She still has the number two song in the country.
	That one who said, My milk.
	Remember, she had some stupid song a few years ago.
	I'm a cow.
	I'm a cow.
	And now she's the number two artist in the country, right below Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande.
	So anyway, she had a song called Dind that had a Dind Do Nothing in it.
	We all know what a Dindu is.
	It is about a type of black person.
	A criminal who gets caught, lies to police all the time, the kind of criminals you see on the show Cops, where they go, I didn't do nothing.
	It's not racist.
	In fact, black people shouldn't like Dindus either.
	You know, it's like the white equivalent of like some drunk redneck shirtless hillbilly who's toothless and screaming at the cops.
	I didn't do nothing.
	We probably have a name for ours and the way they treat white rednecks with contempt in the media is a great example of this.
	Our dindus are the laughingstock all over TV, as they should be.
	But for you, for a black person to even acknowledge that they have dindus is racist.
	I don't see how.
	Go back to that picture with Sarah Silverman and everything.
	Like, Jimmy Fallon is painting his face like the actor, like the basketball player he's portraying.
	And Sarah Silverman, in Sarah Silverman's show, she portrayed an idiot, asshole bitch.
	And this dumb bitch character that she made of herself, a really brutal exaggeration of her, she made her into like a really vain idiot.
	And so she was trying, the character here was trying to get along with black people and see what it's like to be black.
	So she did that to her face.
	It's funny.
	It's a joke on her, and it's also a joke about whites who think they're anti-racist.
	It's actually politically correct, this bottom joke.
	Who's that to the left, you know?
	Bill Clinton.
	Oh, what about the female?
	Oh, I don't know.
	I don't, but who cares?
	The one in black face.
	Like, she dressed up like a black person.
	Yeah.
	Could be a black woman.
	Imagine being so weak and precious and sensitive that no one could even make fun of you or refer to your criminals in any way, shape or form.
	Like we're turning with the, If I was black, I'd be offended.
	I'd go, can you stop treating me with kid gloves?
	I'm not retarded.
	I can take a joke.
	I don't care if someone wrote a song that had you insulting black criminals 10 years ago.
	Like, this comes full circle with Fallon.
	Top comment is: he should be killed.
	He's a racist.
	It's just public.
	Kill him.
	Why'd you shoot Jimmy Fallon?
	Because you're going to go to jail.
	He dressed up like Chris Rock.
	Oh, oh, no, you're not going to jail.
	It was a Twitter moment, too, that the Dindu thing.
	Her defense, she's savagely trying.
	Look at her face.
	She's a five.
	And she drew a pretty face on her face.
	If you see her without makeup, she's like a five.
	So ladies could just draw faces on their face and be hot.
	Keep going down?
	They have the lyrics there somewhere.
	Yeah, there it is.
	How much nothing can a dindu do if a dindu didn't do nothing?
	How much money could a dindu make if a didn't do did all the things that you wish to?
	Click on it.
	How much money could a dindu make?
	And then they have their definition of dindu who are victims of police brutality?
	No, that's just not true.
	Fuck.
	This story's going big.
	Some crazy bitch had her dog not on a leash, and a black guy said, hey, can you put your dog on a leash?
	Which I see both sides to that.
	Sometimes I feel one of my kids are around.
	I'm like, I don't know if your dog doesn't like kids.
	Put it on a leash.
	But other times I go, well, I'm not going to be a Karen and constantly enforce leashes.
	But all he said to her is, put your dog on a leash.
	Will you please stop?
	Sir, I'm asking you to stop.
	Please don't come close to me.
	Sir, I'm asking you to stop this.
	Please don't come close to me.
	Please take your phone off.
	Please don't come close to me.
	I don't like either of these people.
	Why are they so panicked?
	What is this?
	What's happening?
	Just pause.
	He said, put your dog in a leash.
	She took that as the end of the world.
	And he should.
	I always say, people, stop filming everything.
	But in this case, if someone's calling the cops on you, yeah, you should film.
	You need evidence.
	I'm going to tell them there's an African-American man threatening my life.
	Please tell them whatever you like.
	Please tell them whatever you like.
	So he said, put your leash on, and she said, there's an African-American man threatening my life.
	This isn't like the 20s or the fuck 1800s.
	Yeah.
	He's black.
	Isn't that weird?
	She's probably a liberal who thinks that cops hunt blacks and now she's using that against them to be like, you know what they do.
	Well, she's showing her true colors, right?
	They always do that.
	When blacks go conservative, that's when the N-word and Uncle Tom and Koon is a pejorative.
	They use coon a lot.
	What are you, gay?
	These gays are.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	They protect gays.
	Little dick.
	They love saying little dick, too.
	Yeah.
	I'm like, lady, don't make me pull it out.
	You'll have nightmares.
	Is she for animal rights, dude, choking her fucking dog with that?
	Look at it.
	She's hanging her dog.
	She's lynching her dog.
	And there is a man up here.
	But I meant to ask a cop this.
	Is it illegal?
	I don't believe that he threatened her.
	But is it illegal to go up to someone and go, I'm going to fucking kill you?
	I don't think it's illegal.
	It's illegal to make a threat that has plausibility.
	Like, say you're in the bloods and you say, hey, bloods, let's all kill Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	And people listen to you.
	You're a gang leader.
	Hopefully no bloods listen to the show.
	I remember there was a gang leader who called for Kanye West to be killed.
	And he was a crip.
	Was he a crip?
	I think so.
	So that has plausibility, but what about you just go up to someone in the park and go, I'm going to fucking kill you?
	It's not cool.
	But is it illegal?
	Crip alert for Kanye.
	Stay in Calabasas.
	For supporting Trump.
	Okay.
	A former member of Snoop Doggy Chip.
	Shortly after, Snoopy Dog Dog.
	You know, the one who bow wow.
	Or when they don't use the T like.
	And then Lil Wayne came out.
	Little, Lil.
	Recording me and threatening me and my dog.
	He's not threatening me.
	I can't breathe, bitch.
	You're killing me.
	I'm sorry.
	He's going.
	I'm being threatened by a man in the ramble.
	Please shut him off immediately.
	I'm in central parking ramble.
	I don't know.
	Thank you.
	Oh, wow.
	That was amazing.
	Viewers, please don't text me and tell me what threats.
	I'll ask someone with authority.
	need letters from 21 year olds telling me what happened.
	Black Eye was...
	A black guy just died after an arrest in Minneapolis.
	But the media's take is it's another Eric Garner.
	Of course, in the Eric Garner story, they don't mention that he said this ends now and refused to comply.
	So this guy says, please, I can't breathe.
	Handcuffed black man dies after a white Minneapolis cop, there was an Asian cop there too, arresting him for forgery.
	I don't know what that means, forgery, writing fake checks while he screamed in pain.
	He was not screaming in pain as FBI launched investigation.
	So we'll see how this pans out.
	It's being investigated by the FBI.
	But a lot of the times in these arrests, one of the officers, he said, don't do drugs, kids.
	And a lot of the times during arrests, they'll throw their crack or their drugs in their mouth.
	And then in the fray, sometimes accidentally swallow it.
	And then you OD on crack or even Coke.
	Plus, you've got your adrenaline pounding, so your heart's already going boom, boom, boom, boom.
	We don't know what happened.
	But, and if the cops, if he died as a result of excessive force, the cops should be punished to the severest extent of the law.
	And they will be.
	They will Be but what interests me about that story is before knowing the background, before knowing exactly how he died, that is the front page of Daily Mail.
	What isn't on the front page of Daily Mail is this Jaden Hayden story.
	In fact, it's dead, dead in the water.
	By the way, you know that bit we did yesterday with the broken camera where we mixed all the faces?
	Yeah, we fixed it.
	I got a note from someone who goes, hey man, you're being trolled.
	That Kansas couple, the Knoxville, Tennessee couple who were killed, they were actually white.
	I don't believe you.
	I swear to God.
	He goes, you got trolled.
	And then I thought, did you watch the whole thing?
	Did you just go, hey, that's the wrong couple and run to your computer and send the letter before even seeing the ending of our bet?
	Or even worse, you did watch the whole thing and thought it was real.
	And you thought your, somebody else thought their phone was broken because it has that crack on it.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	We worked really hard on that crack.
	Yeah.
	We both worked hard.
	That link that was supposed to be there yesterday is here.
	Gavin's Doodles for Justice.
	Okay.
	Bam.
	But check out...
	And all the other ones are like $100.
	Check out this tweet.
	The black man who punched white senior citizens in the face hundreds of times, Jaden Hayden, had a Twitter account, tweeted nothing but racist threats and pictures of unconscious white people with bloody faces, but it took the entire country reporting him to make Twitter ban him.
	Now, the original story was it was a black nurse, right?
	And then we saw, well, he's not wearing scrubs.
	He just has a t-shirt on.
	And then they said it was an inmate.
	He was taken from a correctional institute and he was put in there.
	And anyone who knows anything about prison, if you go to the hospital from prison, you are handcuffed to your bed, wrist and ankle, and there's a cop standing there.
	So they don't just throw you in the hospital and say, promise to come back to prison now.
	Don't sneak out.
	So per his father, the story seems to be he was in a mental institution, right?
	There's a racist man in the loony bin, a crazy racist black guy.
	And he called 911 and said, I have COVID symptoms.
	No proof.
	Without testing, this is the sort of jigsaw puzzle I'm piecing together from all these different sources.
	They took him from the loony bin, not to a hospital, but to a nursing home to be quarantined.
	Now, that's happened in four other states, including New York.
	Cuomo says he was just following Trump's orders.
	But outside of the whole shocking racism, disgusting racism, outside of the brutal beating, which if the races were reversed, America would be on fire right now.
	If there was a MAGA dude beating up old black people in an old folks' home, oh my God.
	Oh my God.
	We'd be hearing about, my great-grandchildren would be hearing about it all day in school, forever.
	But all that aside, why are COVID patients being put into nursing homes?
	Can you help me out here?
	Of all the places, why not their own homes?
	I don't understand it.
	To get deaths up.
	That's all I can think is to get the numbers up.
	That's literally the only thing I could think.
	So just like a smallpox blanket, we take this lunatic.
	He's kind of racist.
	He'll beat them, but more importantly, he'll infect them.
	And then you just drop him in with the olds, with the oldies, and you must want to get deaths up.
	And Detroit is such a shithole.
	The bureaucrats are so useless.
	They didn't notice that they were bringing in one of the infected patients, happened to be a violent lunatic who hated white people.
	But we won't hear about this because it doesn't fit the narrative.
	The narrative is white people, white men are killing everyone.
	Cops, Nazis, proud boys.
	I saw this Prager U thing where they were talking about Don Lamon who said, the biggest threat to our nation is white men.
	Which is kind of true in one sense, in that we represent the biggest part of the population, especially in crime.
	Like Japan's biggest crime problem right now is Japanese men.
	Cars are the biggest danger on highways.
	Cars are the biggest danger on the highways.
	Stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men.
	Just pause radicalized right now.
	I remember when he said that.
	We talked about it on, I think, the Gavin McInnes show.
	I can't remember.
	Maybe it was CR-TV.
	But he says in one sentence, he says, let's not demonize people, just one group.
	Let's not demonize a group.
	Then without even a period, he says the biggest problem in this nation is white men.
	I guess there was a period.
	The biggest, so don't demonize Muslims.
	That's wrong.
	Demonize white men.
	He's not against demonization.
	He just wants you to do it to this group, not that group.
	Demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized up to the right.
	There was no period.
	Yeah, you're right.
	There was no period.
	He used the word and.
	Learning is fun.
	I like how we're such a dumb nation.
	We have to have like kindergarten graphics to learn anything.
	You can still just write that out for me.
	I don't need graphics.
	And I knew all this.
	Actually, I didn't know this, 80% of attacks.
	I'll talk about that later with this fucking study.
	Political survey.
	And you knew that, right?
	And by the way, as far as going radical and joining a radical group, it's much more prevalent with blacks to join radical black groups than it is for whites to join radical white groups.
	There aren't really any radical white groups.
	They're not a thing.
	When was the last time you saw one?
	I was thinking that the other day.
	Like, patriotic, basically proud boys and you and I are just patriotic nationalists who like free speech and guns.
	And that's seen as this abhorrent, horrible sin that has to be wiped out, and seen as white supremacy.
	But you go, no, think about how many anti-big government pro-freedom people you meet.
	Like three a day at least.
	You meet them every day.
	They're everywhere.
	How many white supremacists have you met or even heard of your sister meeting?
	It's usually like four a lifetime.
	Three a day versus four a lifetime.
	Those are different groups.
	White supremacists are as rare as snow leopards.
	Patriotic small government types.
	Which brings me to this bitter old sal named Samantha Kuttner, who's go to the second link first.
	She's very unattractive and clearly not invited to fun parties.
	So in other words, she's not validated by men.
	So what do you do?
	Well, then you get revenge on men and devote your entire life to stalking them so you can invalidate them and then their lack of interest in you is invalid.
	So proud boys are the problem.
	She is completely obsessed.
	She's like a cowlick.
	She's completely obsessed with this group.
	And she's a Nazi herself.
	There's a thing called the Clarion Project that tracks Muslim extremists.
	They fight hate.
	And they're the ones, we've had them on the show.
	They're the ones who told us about or know a lot about this cabal of extremist Muslims up and down the coast.
	I mean, sorry, all over the country, New Mexico, Islamberg.
	We've talked about them before.
	A little boy starved to death on one of these compounds.
	No mention of it, though, because they're black Muslims.
	So don't go near that.
	And Clarion Project worked with Light Upon Light, and so did she.
	In fact, I think she applied at Clarion Project 2.
	So she's in the mud with the rest, but I guess she didn't get the job and now she wants revenge.
	So now she appears to be working for The Hague.
	I don't know, counterterrorism, The Hague.
	I don't know what.
	Is that like the World Court?
	Is that where you try war crimes?
	Or maybe they're just located in The Hague, so it sounds like they are the World Court.
	World Court.
	Anyway, she just produced this in-depth study, Swiping Right, The Allure of Hypermasculinity and Crypto Fascism.
	What the fuck?
	I guess neo-fascist isn't good enough anymore for men who join the Proud Boys.
	And it's riddled with typos, a wandering mess of bullshit.
	And isn't it, again, they're totally obsessed with this.
	Like you take a group with 5,000 members and you have this myopic obsession with one thing.
	Yeah, you're going to find someone.
	You're going to find a loony or two.
	But scroll down.
	I thought this was pretty telling.
	No more.
	Introduction.
	Look at this.
	McInnes, the auto-lightarian leader.
	Could you be less witty?
	And is she spelling, I think she's spelling authoritarian wrong, right?
	And then somehow sticking light in the middle?
	Is this so I won't sue her?
	But this is interesting.
	Look at this paragraph.
	This tells you everything you need to know.
	When Vice Expanded and merged with Viacom, McInnes was considered a liability, says who, and was brought out of Vice 2008.
	That's true.
	In 2010, he founded the ad agency Rooster New York.
	Years later, he published The Death of Cool.
	This is everything.
	A memoir endorsed by comedian Nikki Glazer and Justin Thoreau.
	Why is that relevant?
	Because that's pretty girl stuff.
	Justin Thoreau married Jennifer Anniston.
	Nikki Glazer's a beautiful, pretty comedian.
	Fat, ugly girls are obsessed with things like Nikki Glazer and Justin Thoreau.
	So that's her idea of heaven.
	And so she's saying, this guy is dangerous.
	Look, he's involved with super amazing, awesome things like Nikki Glazer and Justin Thoreau.
	He's very powerful.
	Like, that's her idea of utopia, a world where you could be friends with Nikki Glazer and Justin Thoreau.
	That'll never happen to her.
	So I want to take down people who know Nikki Glaser and Justin Thoreau, the in-crowd.
	This is what fat ugly girls in the out-crowd do.
	They attack the in-crowd.
	And then she has this quote from me that reveals my racist views.
	Okay, that's, if it, if it is racist, it's probably taken out of context.
	And then she writes, every time I think about my friend Sprague, who was traumatized assisting in the cheap, in the cleanup of Ground Zero, I think of what many call a religion of peace, where a good 25% think suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.
	25% of the 1.5 billion Muslims in the world is 375 million.
	Holy shit.
	Thanks.
	Do you want the study?
	Do you want me to send you the study?
	And that's 25% of black, I'm sorry, American Muslims aged 18 to 25.
	American Muslims are the most moderate Muslims we got.
	So it's a hell of a lot more than 25% in Jordan and Sudan and Syria, all over the Middle East and Africa.
	You're going to find way higher numbers.
	So it's much more than 375 million.
	What part of that is the problem?
	And then what does she say?
	Can you blow it up just a little bit?
	It was formed when he was on indefinite leave, a rooster for a transphobic article.
	True.
	Through appearances of Fox News' subscription-based streaming platform, The Anthony Kumi Network, later, McKinnis created an audience.
	He has stated that xenophobe is an accurate criticism of himself.
	Yep.
	Look at this horrible thing.
	Characterized housewives as heroes.
	Like, this is a woman who is so far left that she thinks praising a housewife is sexist.
	And women who work is just wasting their time.
	Well, you're clearly just wasting your time.
	And look, she doesn't even know that periods go inside of quotes.
	Like, this is illiterate.
	And then the second paragraph, oh, no, she got it.
	Despite racism, blah, blah, blah, many proud boys today.
	They're already fans of his work.
	Continue to view Kiminus as rather than an actual ideologue, despite his calls for violence and his disappointment in Trump supporters for not punching enough.
	I noticed also, I went to check out her Twitter and she's obsessed with, where is my getting, who's paying for this?
	Who's funding me?
	It's like, me?
	I'm a millionaire and we have 16,000 people paying 10 bucks a month.
	Where do you think the magic money's coming from?
	We're in the shittiest studio in the history of Manhattan.
	Every time people come to our actual studio, they assume it's a broom closet.
	And they go, how did you turn a closet into a studio?
	I go, this is our studio.
	What do you think?
	It's, I'm not going to say the rent, but it's fucking cheap.
	I don't think this is even meant to be rented out.
	I think the super is just keeping the money for himself.
	This is an Airbnb.
	Wait, go back, because I'm sure I'm going to find more mistakes.
	Scroll up a bit.
	Larger public say that being proud of Western culture today was like being a crippled black lesbian and communist in 1953.
	That's true and funny.
	To understand the worldview of the group, it is imperative that counting violent extremism researchers, citizen activists, citizen activists, and government officials demystify the language surrounding Proud Boys' recruitment narratives.
	It is also crucial for media to report without normalizing the Proud Boys' behavior, something the author has assisted with to ensure accurate, responsible coverage of the group.
	Like this group, you think of what our meetings were with just, well, they don't happen in New York anymore because it threw everyone in jail, but just sitting around drinking beer, making fart jokes.
	It's this sinister group.
	Oh, we have this big druid cloak on with candles.
	Telling shit in our pants stories.
	Dude, one time I shit so bad, I was like.
	Yeah.
	And the initiation, the fact that they can make that serious.
	You have to name five breakfast cereals while we pound you.
	And let's say we're in the hotel in Westfest and then we get a knock on the door with room service.
	It's a black person of any sort.
	There's no way anybody would make any comments.
	All right, thanks, man.
	We gave him a $4 tip.
	Anyway, so I shoot my pants.
	I think the most non and then later in that theory thing too, she talks about how brow boys were at Charlottesville.
	Yeah, I said don't go.
	Four went to check it out and it was made clear that they were out if they went.
	And then she in her story says, no, I just disavowed them after the girl was killed.
	Go back, go back.
	I shouldn't be giving this so much credence.
	Wait, where were we?
	Oh, Tonistan.
	No, no, we were farther down.
	Yeah, there we go.
	The four levels of Proud Boy membership are but one example of their violent nature.
	The first degree requires an initiate to state the Proud Boy's fraternity creed.
	Yes, all clubs do that.
	Elk's Lodge, Knights of Columbus.
	That's just a thing.
	If you knew anything about clubs, you would know that.
	The second degree requires the initiate to be punched until he can name five breakfast cereals.
	Once the initiate succeeds, he is an official member.
	Yeah, it comes from safety slug at the Earl of March High School in Canada, where if you farted and didn't say safety and someone said slug, they would punch you till you could name five candy bars.
	You're scared of my fart jokes.
	Keep going.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	The third degree involves the new member getting a tattoo with the proud boy's phrases or symbols.
	That's true.
	The fourth degree requires the member to engage in violence on the group's behalf.
	No, that's not true.
	And we clarified that.
	Some members have chosen to earn their fourth degree by targeting members of the Muslim community.
	What?
	As proud boy Jeff Young did in an anti-Sharia law.
	This Muslim woman threw hot coffee on him.
	He diged it out and shoved her.
	That's him getting his fourth degree.
	Proud boys made national headlines when several members were caught at Unite the Right.
	Yeah, they went to check it out.
	Plenty of people did.
	And go back down.
	After one woman was killed, why would you just say hey they're higher?
	And 19 others injured, blah, blah, blah.
	McKinnis disavowed.
	No, I did it months in advance.
	Anyway, this goes on and on.
	It's just riddled with mistakes and bullshit.
	And of course, cites the SBLC.
	Actually, this is advantageous because this will go in with my damages in my lawsuit.
	Thank you for the article.
	Thank you for doing my homework, Samantha.
	You fucking ugly bitch.
	Speaking of which, though, I think it's interesting to look at your views and my views, which I assume are pretty darn similar.
	You wouldn't be watching this, and see just how radical of a crypto fascist we are.
	shall we Eight values.
	So what we have here is eight general ways to perceive society, and it shows you if you're extremist.
	If you go to my Wikipedia, you can see that I'm a far-right, crypto neo-fascist, violent, Nazi murderer.
	So you think I must have extreme views.
	And I have a funny feeling that you and I will agree on most of these because we're reasonable people.
	And I think most Americans agree.
	I've been doing this to some friends, very traditional pals like Ron Coleman, more radical dudes like Mark Randaza.
	And I'm always surprised at how middle of the road we all are.
	But let's start the quiz.
	And you can do this too at home.
	What's the URL for this?
	8values.githubio slash instruction.
	Maybe just Google 8 values.
	Okay.
	You'll be presented with a series of statements for each one to click on the button with your opinion on it.
	Got it.
	Who clicks wait?
	Never mind.
	Just close the tab.
	I am leaving this website now.
	Goodbye.
	Okay.
	Oppression by corporations is more of a concern than oppression by governments.
	Absolutely not.
	Oppression by corporations is more of a concern.
	No, so I strongly disagree.
	Big business can be evil, yes, but it's the lesser of two evils, always.
	And the only thing worse than both is when both are combined.
	And that's why we had the mortgage crisis, because you had the government giving everyone a mortgage, and then the free market picking up the money everyone left on the ground and corrupting us even worse.
	It is necessary for the government to intervene in the economy to protect consumers.
	See, this is a tricky one.
	Because you think, well, there must be some sort.
	Like, what if the L-train that goes to Brooklyn got completely flooded, and the subway doesn't have enough money for that?
	That would have to be the FEMA would have to come in.
	so you kind of have to read between the lines because this sounds like it's talking about major bailouts and stuff.
	I don't like that.
	I don't like that the banks got away with the 2008 collapse.
	As Michelle Malcolm points out, we should have let them die.
	You suffer in capitalism.
	So I'm going to go with strongly disagree.
	The free of the market is free of the people, that's easy.
	Strongly agree.
	It is better to maintain a balanced budget than to ensure welfare for all citizens.
	Strongly agree.
	If you disagree with me on any of these, I consider you a communist.
	In that sense, I am a radical.
	Publicly funded research is more beneficial to the people than leaving it to the market.
	Strongly disagree.
	Look at, like, you know how you have a cochlear implant for hearing?
	The FDA, I guess it is, regulates this, and it can take like 10 years to get permission to market these, to move forward on them.
	And they have a similar cure for blindness.
	They have a cochlear eyeball that they can put in.
	But there's so many regulations and so much red tape that investors are like, I'm not going to wait 10 years to get my money back.
	Fuck you.
	So they can't develop it.
	No.
	And as we talked about on a previous show, remember that buyer beware, you put a skull and crossbones on medication and you say, hey, if you have a week to live a cancer, try this thing.
	We don't know if it'll work, but you're a guinea pig.
	They should have the right to take that risk.
	Tariffs on international trade are important to encourage local production.
	This is where I get kind of like a commie.
	Because I think tariffs are just borders.
	They're financial borders.
	So I'm going to strongly agree.
	My brother and I fight about this all the time because he's such a libertarian that he doesn't want anything.
	He wants free market everywhere.
	That's assuming everyone plays by the rules, but they're not playing by the third world isn't playing by the rules.
	So it's an unfair competition.
	It's like you go to the Olympics and Russia and China swimmers are totally doped up.
	Well, now I don't, I want you regulated if we're going to be competing in the pool.
	From each according to his ability, yes, perfect.
	That's a t-shirt.
	It would be best if social programs were...
	Even private charity, sometimes at the Knights of Columbus, we'll raise like 200, not raised, we'll get 200 turkeys for Thanksgiving.
	And I'm like, there was 200 families that weren't going to have a turkey if it wasn't for us.
	Starving.
	I think a lot of the Knights, I'm not disrespecting my club, but a lot of the Knights are in their 70s and they remember a time when you genuinely were starving.
	You don't really see that anymore.
	The biggest problem America's poor have is that they eat too much.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	Aren't you at work?
	Are you on your phone?
	Oh.
	Taxes should be increased on the rich to provide for the poor.
	I strongly disagree.
	You may want to get some money and realize the fucking tax that we pay, especially in New York.
	If you could see my bank account, it's just like, went out to dinner, got some groceries, did this, even went on vacation, and then tax bill.
	Like it's, you go through my Chase account and it's like, whoa, fuck.
	Wow.
	And then my wife say, well, maybe we could go out less.
	And I'm like, those bills are nothing.
	Those are like hundreds.
	These are tens of thousands.
	Inheritance is a legitimate form of wealth.
	Of course, I strongly agree.
	This pisses me off.
	And they go, you got it.
	Your daddy got you that.
	Well, first of all, my daddy was poor, so they never say it to me.
	But I'm going to have tons of money to give to my kids.
	That's why I'm making the money.
	Men don't really have extravagant tastes.
	You know what?
	I was at a bar yesterday, and I found this.
	Can you see that?
	What is that?
	Is that a rat?
	That's where I like to sit and drink during a pandemic in a place where there's rat skeletons.
	We don't need Lamborghinis.
	It's not our thing, but we want our kids to be safe.
	And here's another great thing.
	Go check out, there's a great book called Public Economics, and they talk about inheritance tax.
	And this death tax is fucking insane.
	They tax you when you die and give it to your kids, and then they tax the kids for getting the income.
	So you pay the tax twice.
	And they talked about, this book talks about ESPN and how it was a stupid idea.
	It was a crazy idea, not stupid, obviously, but a crazy idea where I want to aggregate all sports in the entire country.
	So you turn on ESPN and you know what college game is going on.
	Everything is all in one.
	Comedy Central was based on the same idea.
	I want a hub that just has everything.
	But you have to spend like $30,000 a week for each little town's sports filming.
	And so they had to raise millions and millions of dollars.
	It was hemorrhaging cash at the beginning.
	No bank would go near it, obviously.
	But some rich kid who had his inheritance said, that sounds like a good idea.
	I'm in.
	Now ESPN is fucking massive.
	Hundreds of employees smashing success all because someone died and gave a kid tons of money.
	And that's another thing I find annoying about Trump criticism too.
	They go, oh, his daddy gave him his money.
	I'd like to see you, if you got a billion, where you would be in 10 years.
	You would be fucking dead.
	You would have OD'd on OxyContin.
	And there'd be two dead hookers in the hotel room with you.
	What is it?
	90% of people who win lotteries end up broke in five years.
	Look at all the football players who make tens of millions a year.
	Where are they five years later after they retire?
	Broke.
	Anyway, basic utilities like roads and electricity should be publicly owned.
	What does that mean?
	Oh, okay.
	I strongly disagree.
	This is the number one argument that people use for government.
	They say, oh, you hate roads?
	I pay tolls up and down, right, Ryan?
	When you go up to upstate New York, you just, it ends up, it can be like 25 bucks to go upstate and back.
	So that's A private road now.
	So I'm paying taxes for the road, yet I'm also paying to ride on it every time.
	How is that different from a private road?
	And they have private roads in America, dozens and dozens of them, and they're fucking beautiful, perfectly paved.
	It's like you go, and then you hit the private road where you pay your toll, just like you have to do to the government, and all of a sudden it's just, shoot.
	You're like, my wheels on the ground or am I in a hovercraft?
	Government intervention is a threat to the economy.
	Strongly agree.
	I guess I am a far-right crypto fascist.
	Those with a greater ability to pay should receive better health care.
	See, this one is tricky because I want everything privatized, but I obviously don't think that a billionaire should get a triple bypass when a poor person can't.
	That sounds fucked up.
	I'm not really much of a healthcare professional.
	It's too complicated.
	And I've lived in England and Canada where we had free health care, and there's a lot of lineups.
	Yes, you can get a free hip replacement, but you'll probably die of old age before they get to you.
	So I don't want to restrict the market in any way, shape, or form.
	But this is a loaded question.
	Those with a greater ability to pay should receive better health.
	It's kind of a biased question because you could also write it as if someone has the ability to pay for some crazy operation, they should have the right to.
	The government shouldn't stop them doing that.
	Which is how I'm going to interpret it.
	So I'm going to piss everyone off and say, agree.
	Not strongly agree, just agree.
	Quality of education is a right of all people.
	Rights are things that God gives you, right?
	Did God give you the right to an education?
	Nah, I'm going to say I strongly disagree.
	Fuck education.
	It's bullshit.
	Go get a book.
	You get a book on Amazon used for fucking a dollar.
	The means of production should belong to the workers who use them.
	Nah, that's another thing that sounds good at first, right?
	It's kind of a loaded commie question.
	Yes, the workers.
	The means of production.
	This is Marxist claptrap.
	No, I strongly disagree.
	That would mean Milo is in control of censored.tv.
	What happened when we gave him the keys for one day?
	He had me fired.
	The United Nations should be abolished.
	Punch that as hard as you can.
	Break your mouse.
	Military action by our nation is often necessary to protect it.
	Yes, strongly agree.
	The only places where I think the government should exist is keeping us safe.
	So a military, strong borders, and police.
	I support regional unions such as the European Union.
	Suck my fucking dick.
	Is that an option?
	Isn't that a weird insult?
	Suck my dick.
	I love my dick getting sucked.
	And when it happens very occasionally in marriage, but I remember in my single days when it would happen, I was very grateful and enthusiastic.
	The last thing I thought was, fuck you.
	Yeah, go ahead, loser.
	Look at that.
	Look at that.
	You're gross.
	You're an animal.
	I was like, hey, you want breakfast?
	It is important to maintain our national sovereignty.
	Strongly agree?
	A united world government will be beneficial to mankind.
	Wow.
	It is more important to retain peaceful relations than to further our strength.
	Strongly disagree.
	Like, people have way too much respect for the international community.
	Other countries are fucking losers.
	Obviously, all of Africa is loserville.
	All of Russia should sink into the sea.
	China can suck my dick.
	Southeast Asia is just African China.
	But even European countries, Germany is no fun.
	It sucks there.
	It's a police state.
	Spain is just lazy town.
	Same with Italy.
	They have three-hour naps at lunch.
	There's no...
	All they do is take vacations.
	When we were dealing with Weiss in Weiss Europe, Weiss UK, Weiss Germany, it was always like, oh, sorry, Hans isn't here.
	He's aware at the Black Faust with his family for Schlugentlacht.
	I was like, we just had Christmas two weeks ago.
	Yes, but in Germany, after Christmas, you have your Black Faust family gathering, which is three weeks.
	What?
	Okay.
	Tell him to call me when he gets in.
	I guess we were not doing an issue that month.
	No, it wouldn't matter anyway, because there's no clients.
	And the towns are just ghost towns.
	No one's in them.
	Fuck you.
	So fuck the international community, and that includes lots of Western countries.
	Wars do not need to be justified to other countries.
	Strongly agree.
	What countries?
	Saudi Arabia?
	Should we ask them about our Middle Eastern policy?
	Should we ask Palestine what we should do to Israel?
	Should we ask an African country what we should do about albinos?
	Oh, I am glad you asked.
	The albino blood is magic.
	So you get the albino, you chop off his arms, and you put a cup there, and you get the good juju magic.
	Also, science is racist because here in Africa, you can wish lightning on someone.
	And this is just a fact.
	It's a juju fact.
	They honestly believe that in parts of South Africa.
	That if you're mad at someone, go to a juju man, pay him.
	I guess give him like a cobra's penis and a goat's asshole.
	And then they just lightning strikes that guy.
	And I saw this video where someone said, that's not true.
	And the students, the South African students, black kids, all started laughing their heads off at the idea that that wasn't a real thing.
	Like that it wasn't something that can happen.
	Are you following me here?
	They were so convinced that that's a real thing that they laughed at a person who said, you can't wish lightning on anyone no matter what you do.
	Military spending is a waste of money.
	Strongly disagree, though they do waste a lot of money.
	International aid is a waste of money.
	Strongly agree.
	You know, everyone complains about the 3.4 billion we give to Israel.
	We give that to Iraq, 3.4 billion, which, this is even scarier, I believe is just under two days of government spending.
	My nation is great.
	Strongly agree.
	Research should be conducted on an international scale.
	I don't really understand this question.
	Is this some sort of global...
	I don't even like them in the Olympics.
	Remember that Chinese guy who doped and he said, I win to the Australian who refused to shake his hand?
	And that Australian got in huge shit for that because Australia is constantly kissing China's ass.
	So I don't want to swim with you.
	You wrecked the game.
	And I'm sure they do that in every other field.
	So no, let's stick to the best country in the world.
	And we can compare notes.
	But we'll be doing our own testing.
	Thank you.
	And this is what's so bizarre about China doing our pharmaceuticals.
	They spike the tests.
	So you could be getting insulin from some Chinese factory that makes fake insulin.
	Governments should be accountable to the international community.
	Strongly disagree.
	Fuck the international community.
	Remember when I was in Israel and that Arab Christian said, the international community has told them to take down this wall and they won't listen.
	I'm doing the weirdest accent.
	It's like, yeah, fuck the international community.
	It's loser central.
	Why does everyone want to immigrate here if the rest of the country, the other countries, are so valid?
	Even when protesting an authoritarian government, violence is not acceptable.
	Strongly disagree.
	It's the only way you're going to get anything done is a revolution.
	Like, what are you going to do in Venezuela?
	Negotiate?
	My religious values should be spread as much as possible.
	Now, this one is the trickiest one.
	What does should be spread mean?
	Because I don't want to force my religion.
	I'm not a Muslim.
	I don't say convert to Christianity or die.
	I don't want to force people to say the Lord's Prayer in school if they don't want to.
	But Christianity should be spread across the world.
	The world would be better.
	So my religious values should be spread as much as possible.
	What else does that mean?
	Like everyone has to read a Bible every morning at gunpoint?
	So I'm going to go with disagree here.
	I hope Christianity spreads.
	Right now, what is it?
	250 Christians are killed every day and Islam is increasing in numbers as I think we're two-thirds Christian, one-third Muslim now, and those are inverting.
	But anyway, I'm going to just say disagree.
	I'm boring you.
	Our nation's values should be spread as much as possible.
	See, this is the other thing.
	What do you mean?
	How are they spread?
	Does everyone get to see Rambo in China?
	Do we get to see that South Park parody, Team America, World Police in North Korea?
	That would be good.
	But I don't want to force anyone to do anything.
	I'm going to say, wait, go back.
	Okay, I'm going to say agree.
	I just don't strongly agree.
	So by saying I don't strongly agree means I don't want to force it on anyone.
	Our nation's values should be spread.
	I'm going to just agree.
	It is very important to me and strongly agree.
	The general populace makes poor decisions.
	See, you got to read between the lines here.
	This reminds me of that teacher who said, let's face it, parents don't always know what's best for their kids.
	So, fuck you.
	I'm going to strongly disagree.
	Physician-assisted suicide should be legal.
	See, this isn't very Christian.
	This is where I drift away from conservatives.
	And I don't like where this ends up in Northern Europe where you had that girl recently who just asked her mom if she could die and the mom said yes and they just she died.
	That's not fun.
	But I'm into people having their I don't want the government telling anyone what they can and can't do.
	So agree.
	The sacrifice of some civil liberties necessary to protect us from acts of terrorism.
	This is a tough one.
	Like we've had something like 500 terror attacks in America since 9-11, but there's been thousands, I believe, more prevented.
	75% of terror attacks are thwarted by the CIA, by the FBI, who have obviously stabbed us in the back and are throwing Roger Stone in prison.
	So this is a very tough one.
	I want Muslims to be monitored, but I don't want my freedom to be inhibited.
	But that's the beauty of this scale, right?
	Like, if I strongly agreed about Christianity spreading everywhere, then I'm enforcing it.
	When I just agree, I'm like, I hope it catches on.
	So the sacrifice of some civil liberties, I don't like the smell of this, so I'm going to say disagree.
	Government surveillance is necessary in the modern world.
	I'm just going to say strongly disagree.
	Fuck you.
	I don't trust you.
	The very existence of the state is a threat to our liberty.
	Strongly agree.
	That was a fun one.
	Regardless of political opinions, it is important to side with your country.
	No, strongly disagree.
	What if Hillary Clinton was in charge?
	All authorities should be questioned.
	Strongly agree.
	A hierarchical state is best.
	Oh, what does that mean?
	That's not a meritocracy, right?
	That's some people are better than others.
	That doesn't sound very cool.
	Strongly disagree.
	It is important that the government follows the majority opinion, even if it's strongly agree.
	The stronger the leadership, the better.
	Strongly agree on that, too.
	Like Trump.
	Democracy is more than a decision-making process.
	What does that mean?
	Democracy is more than a decision-making process.
	You don't like when I say process, right?
	I don't either.
	It's just something you do.
	It's Canadian.
	Democracy is more.
	Sure, I'm going to strongly agree.
	I don't really understand it, though.
	Environmental regulations are essential.
	Strongly disagree.
	The free market will handle all that.
	This whole idea that if you don't Have the EPA, then the air is just going to be soot and the rivers will be full of toxins.
	It's not efficient to pollute.
	And as John Stossel has showed us time and time again, factories get more efficient over time and produce less waste, less toxic waste.
	And yes, the quality of air has increased, has improved since the EPA.
	It was already improving.
	The EPA is just a random dot on the map of improve, improve, improve.
	A better world will come from automation, science, and technology.
	Strongly agree.
	Who disagrees with that?
	We shouldn't automate?
	Is that for all the Amish people doing this quiz?
	Children should be educated in religious or traditional values.
	Strongly agree.
	Traditions are of no value on their own.
	Strongly disagree.
	They define our culture, and our culture defines us.
	Religion should play a role in government.
	I mean, it is a Christian country we live in.
	It's, what, 65% Christian now?
	I have to keep up looking up that number, by the way, because it keeps going down.
	I was saying 75% for the longest time, and I realized I was citing like 2,000 figures.
	Yeah, strongly disagree.
	Churches should be taxed the same way other institutions are taxed.
	That sounds pretty reasonable to me, but I don't want anyone paying tax, and I don't like that there's an anti-Christian sort of sentiment there.
	I'm going to go strongly disagree.
	Leave the churches alone.
	Climate change is strongly disagree.
	I don't have to read the rest of it.
	It is important that we work as a united world to strongly just a fucking grief.
	Society was better many years ago than it is now.
	Well, our lives have improved.
	Feminists have made women less happy, but we're living longer.
	Political correctness is obviously a massive blow to freedom.
	You look at old sitcoms and you realize that people were freer before.
	They could joke around more.
	But I think by most metrics, outside of obesity and the lack of health that could be killing this 45-degree life improvement thing, I'm going to say, because I know the subtext here too is that like, make America great again.
	We're way worse than we were before.
	And they're saying it's more racist now and all that shit.
	So just by the smell of this, I'm going to go strongly disagree.
	It is important that we maintain our tradition, strongly agree.
	It is important that we think in the long term beyond our lifespan, strongly agree.
	Reason is more important than maintaining our culture.
	That's a tough one.
	Reason is more important than maintaining our culture.
	Maybe these Gatorades, I'm allergic to them because there's rats at that deli and the rats are...
	Maybe it's the deli.
	Because my eyes are itchy.
	I got like a hairy tongue.
	This is rat Gatorade.
	It's rat Gatorade.
	Because it can't be the content.
	It's Gatorat.
	Those are ratty containers.
	Reason is more important than maintaining our culture.
	I hate this question because I don't think they're mutually exclusive.
	I don't want to separate them.
	And I don't like the idea of like gay marriage wiping out churches and punishing priests who refuse to perform the ceremony.
	So I'm going to just sort of disagree, but not strongly.
	Drug use should be legalized or decriminalized.
	Strongly agree.
	Same-sex marriage should be legal.
	You guys, you fuckers tricked me with this.
	You said it was just because two guys were in love, and then you used it to torment Christians, especially Catholics.
	So I like the concept.
	Oh, gays want to try to be traditional?
	That sounds good.
	50% of us straights are fucking up marriage.
	I'm glad you want to jump on board.
	But then I find out the motive.
	So you got to say, are you speaking conceptually here?
	Is this a philosophical question?
	Or are you talking about America as it stands?
	Because same-sex marriage has become a hustle.
	I'm going to go with disagree.
	No cultures are superior to others.
	Wrong.
	The West is the best and the East sucks shit.
	It's not even close.
	I like how people think Western chauvinism is this controversial thing.
	It's just a boring fact.
	It's not even in the same universe.
	It's like superhero comics and graphic novels.
	Superhero comics are for losers.
	They're for little kids.
	If you read them, you should be committed.
	You're a fucking loser.
	If you watch superhero movies, not with kids, you're a fucking loser.
	Graphic novels, it's an interesting art form, and it's nice to see like 10 cool drawings on a page with a story behind it.
	Sex outside marriage is immoral.
	I mean, I want to agree with that because I like being Christian, and it feels like the conservative thing to do, but I would feel like I'd be bullshitting myself if I was shocked to find out some 22-year-olds were fornicating.
	So I'm going to disagree.
	If we accept migrants at all, it's important that they strongly fucking agree.
	How about these 250 Christians that are getting killed today?
	Can they come here?
	How about white South Africans?
	Why is it so hard for Canadians to get down here?
	It costs me 10 grand where Mexicans can just cross the Rio Grande.
	I remember arguing with someone about this and they said, oh, I see.
	So you have to think like Gavin in order to come to America.
	And I go, well, no, not me.
	But yeah, you have to think like America to come here.
	What the fuck's the matter with that?
	We are excitedly inviting people here who hate us, have no intention of assimilating.
	A lot of these radical Muslims don't see America as America.
	Allah owns Earth.
	You can put your little flag on it And make a map.
	It doesn't mean anything to me.
	This is Allah's land.
	Abortion should be prohibited in most or all cases.
	Strongly agree.
	It's murder.
	Remember the Louis C.K. bit where he goes, it's not murder.
	It's just there comes a time when the child, if you don't want it, it comes out.
	And it's not, it's murder.
	It's murder.
	Gun ownership should be prohibited for those without a valid reason.
	See, this is another trick question because, no, if you don't have a valid reason, you shouldn't get a gun.
	But a valid reason is you want one.
	That's the valid reason.
	Why are you getting this gun?
	Because I want it.
	Okay, here.
	But, of course, the subtext is they have to do a background check and you have to have your home.
	Is your home threatened?
	Did you get a death threat?
	This is New York City gun laws.
	And even then, you can't get it.
	In fact, I've heard of people who are prevented from getting the guns because they've got death threats.
	Because they're scared you'll be too trigger happy and just like, oh, are you the person that's been stalking me?
	Phew.
	So gun ownership should be prohibited for those without a valid reason.
	Strongly disagree.
	I support single-payer universal health care.
	What does that, what does that mean?
	I support single-payer.
	I'm going to just, healthcare I find so boring of a topic.
	It's sort of like COVID-19.
	Like, let's just leave it to the experts.
	But agree.
	I guess.
	I don't know.
	I should have maybe, wait a minute, maybe I should go neutral.
	Yeah, go back.
	Just go neutral, unsure.
	Prostitution should be illegal.
	Strongly disagree.
	Some hideous burn victim finds someone who will fuck him for money.
	She's happy.
	He's happy.
	Who are you to get involved?
	Maintaining family values is essential.
	Strongly agree.
	Break your mouse.
	To chase progress at all costs is dangerous.
	The fuck does that mean?
	To chase progress at all costs.
	Are you saying like to build a factory that's going to make this new car, even though it's polluting all this nuclear waste into the river?
	You shouldn't make that car?
	To chase progress.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	To chase progress at all costs is dangerous.
	Can you give me an example?
	What kind of progress?
	Do you mean like progress with human rights?
	Yeah, you should pursue that at all costs.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	Never stop fighting.
	If you lived in Iran right now, you should be dying to protect homosexuals and to get women free from this bullshit Sharia law where they're second-class citizens.
	And all American feminists, by the way, should be totally focused on other countries where sexism actually exists.
	You know what I'm smelling from this one?
	What?
	Where it's like progressivism, like a person wants to become a woman, but they can't afford it, so have the company pay for it because we have to.
	So it does not mean that.
	It's about manufacturing and getting a new car on the road and pollution.
	So I guess I'm going to say to chase progress at all costs is dangerous.
	I'm just going to quietly disagree.
	Genetic modification is a force for good.
	Yes, it is.
	Norman Borlaug with his genetically modified corn saved a billion lives.
	Shea Guevara shot about 3,000 people in the head.
	T-shirt.
	Norman Borlaug saved a billion.
	No t-shirt.
	But no, you don't genetically modify humans.
	That's fucking...
	You take a good thing, like genetically modified corn, and now I have like Siamese twins.
	Oh, I think someone brought Chick-fil-A.
	Hello?
	All right, we may have to do a jump cut.
	What you could do is.
	That's my wife.
	She's got...
	Oh.
	So, go ahead.
	I got it.
	I got it.
	Genetic modifications force for good even humans.
	Of course not.
	Where's the mouse here?
	Oh, I see.
	I got to go like that.
	This is tricky.
	We should open our borders to immigration.
	That's funny.
	Governments should be as concerned about foreigners as they are about their own citizens.
	That's easy.
	Fuck foreigners.
	That's the only time I've ever said that.
	And it's something that the left thinks we say all the time.
	So during the street fight with Antifa that the Prowboys did, Max Harris said, there was fucking four of them.
	And some Huffpokunt goes, afterwards he said they were fucking foreigners.
	Yeah, Antifa are foreigners.
	Hello, I am Antifa.
	I am here to get rid of Trump.
	The only time Antifa are foreigners is when you pay some weird Turkish immigrant 100 bucks to flesh out the numbers to make it look like there's a big crowd.
	All people, regardless of factors like culture or sexuality, should be treated equally.
	Yes.
	Obviously.
	Everyone should get the same rights.
	In fact, that means no affirmative action either.
	So I'm going to say strongly agree with that.
	It is important that we further my group's goals above all others.
	See, this is the same as that spreading Christianity.
	My group is Westerners, men, women, black, white, gay, straight.
	Westerners, Americans, British, Canadians.
	And that group's goals are more benevolent than, say, an Africans or a Middle Eastern.
	They are not egalitarian cultures.
	Blacks in Cuba have a different passport.
	It says on their passport, they have a mark on it.
	Ew, black person.
	My group doesn't do that.
	So I think we should further that.
	But this doesn't sound like, this sounds like fascism.
	It's important that we further my group's goal.
	I want my group's goals to win because they're the best for everyone, including other countries.
	But I don't want to enforce I don't want to make, you know, at gunpoint I don't want Iraqis to have to wave American flags.
	You know what?
	Fuck you.
	Strongly agree.
	All right, what do we got here?
	I'm a capitalist with 80% markets.
	And if you have any less, you're a fucking commie.
	And stop listening to the show.
	I am a 90% nationalist.
	Great.
	How did that become a bad word, by the way?
	I like my nation.
	It just means patriotic.
	No, but it also means you think other countries suck.
	They do.
	Have you ever traveled?
	Civil axis, moderate.
	As far as liberty and authority goes, I'm just about in the middle.
	That kind of surprises me.
	I thought I was an anarchist.
	And societal axis, traditional, but not that much.
	So, you know, you and I are called radicals, and I'm sure you have similar results than this.
	So what does this really tell us?
	Because this is moderate, and this is just a little bit on the traditional side.
	These are the only radical ones.
	So in 2020, you are a radical, far-right lunatic if you prefer the market.
	In other words, if you're not a socialist.
	That's where we're at with this political spectrum.
	If you're not AOC, you are a crypto-neo-fascist.
	And if you like the country you're in, you're a Nazi.
	Okay, sign me up.
	New York City ist die heißeste Stadt, wenn man eine neue Moor-Produkt als Hotelzimmer hat.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	There was that weird phase in the 80s when rap had just blown up in the Bronx.
	How old were you in 1982?
	Non-existent.
	Non-existent.
	89 was my year.
	So you were something wrong with that.
	Yes.
	Katsu was still in Japan, probably.
	How did he get here?
	I want to come and cut hair.
	No.
	New York City.
	Yeah, you have to be doing a job that Americans can't do.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, everyone had to have a rap part of their song.
	So Debbie Harry had that, and the guitars came from Mars.
	And you ought to go down the street.
	This super corny.
	Or Billy Idol had that in football clubs when you hear the music.
	What does he say?
	Take it a car, go to Las Vegas.
	Who jiggalo cool?
	Yeah, so corny.
	And out you come to man at the malls, and you drop your own about you got a gun.
	And he shoots you dead and he eats your head.
	And then you hit the man at the malls.
	You go out at night and eat me catalyst.
	You know what's interesting with Debbie Harry?
	She was...
	And she was a slut.
	She got pregnant.
	She realized, I can't raise this kid.
	So she gave her up for adoption.
	And this really rich family took her in.
	I think she was in Connecticut.
	And she grew up upper middle class.
	And genetically, though, she's still that rock party slut.
	So back to New York, back to the clubs, doing the Coke.
	It's in her DNA.
	All right.
	Speaking of DNA, let's go to Dee's Nuts.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	We found Gary.
	We got a Gary's mailbag coming up.
	It's not long.
	It's like 20 minutes, but do you really want to watch Gary for more than 20 minutes?
	I had to really bleach the shit out of this desk.
	Poor guy.
	And I don't like the idea of giving him a pedicure and a makeover.
	That's like when I see him and he comes in, I go, I wish he had a little more dirt on your face.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, like I love the last getting a manicure, half the show is his disgusting fingernails.
	You're going to go camping, get a little dirty.
	Yeah.
	Win and groom.
	I actually find he's getting a little more sane, which I also don't like.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm evil like Howard Stern.
	Woo-hoo, Robbin.
	How does he get away with that, having retards on his show and laughing at them?
	He's kind of repented.
	Actually, look this up.
	Howard Stern, deaf person.
	He had this deaf woman on his show, and he started talking like her.
	And she can hear him.
	And she said, stop talking like that.
	I'm deaf.
	How hard is that?
	There's another one, too.
	What's it called?
	Howard Stern, racist hypocrite, both or neither.
	Look that up.
	He's become insufferable with this pandemic.
	He's such a pussy.
	oh Big news, but I love Salon.
	I love working with him, and I think he's a super talented guy, but I really question his sense of humor.
	You know what the funny thing is, is how come we...
	Okay.
	It's your joke.
	But it doesn't make me a racist.
	Yes.
	It's a racist.
	I mean, without a doubt, the first thing that comes to your mind is racism.
	Back in Camp Wilmot, do you ever tell racist jokes to anybody?
	Oh, you're so full of shit.
	It's coming through your nostrils.
	I don't.
	Coward.
	Don't tell racial joke.
	The name is Petey Green.
	Has this resurfaced?
	Brother Abdulim Ali Khalim is a name for Petey Green.
	Racial jokes are just funny, like farts.
	They're always funny.
	No, no, no.
	I know what you mean.
	They're a jokes that say, you know, like Osborne Green or something.
	Or a Polak Polish person stuff.
	I'm saying the first thing your thing goes to is he just remembered that he's done black characters.
	I'd like to present the latest nominee to the United States Supreme Court, the Honorable Clarence Thomas.
	Boonga Boonga.
	Now, I'm just trying to improve my image.
	The black people are against me because they say that I'm not a real black man.
	I want to say to them and to all you that I am proud to be here.
	I would like to say that I am cognizant of black people, and I would like to be the head marketing mark of the Supreme Judiciary Context.
	Kind of funny.
	I considered you to be a very conservative and well-educated.
	Hey, what am this?
	The Montel Williams show.
	What am this?
	This bit was not my idea.
	Hey, Clarence Thomas didn't speak any bonics.
	I'm the one going to get niched.
	Keep going up.
	I don't even need to watch this entire fucking sketch.
	That you comment on is my blackness.
	No, it's ridiculous.
	It's so good to see you, sweetness.
	So they keep just doing the same thing?
	That's how I say it.
	Because I'm saying.
	You see, you haven't listened to the whole show.
	No, I don't.
	I don't.
	You're hearing the word nigger out of context.
	I am anti-the word nigger.
	You understand?
	A weird way to be anti-something?
	Reality, maybe.
	I've gone to movies where it's like aliens and blacks start fighting.
	Black people cannot handle ourselves in the movies, Robin.
	Oh, stop that.
	I'm going to pass legislation.
	I'm telling you.
	I saw four blacks fighting at Aladdin when I took the kids.
	Lion King.
	Lion King.
	I'm unoffendable, so...
	But, yeah.
	I find the deaf one genuinely offensive.
	Still not offended, but it's hard to defend.
	The deaf girl will moon you so that they can come in and meet David.
	Okay, I'll take that.
	Negotiations went on.
	First, bring in a deaf girl.
	He beat this over the water.
	Bring in the deaf girl first.
	I want Fred to sit next to me.
	I want to see the deaf girl's ass.
	Deaf girl, Nikki.
	Deaf girl.
	These ice tongs are killing me.
	I don't know how your guest put up with this.
	You know, I'd have a three-picture deal with a guy from UPS.
	He's the head of the UPS.
	Now I know you're being facetious.
	All right.
	Wait, this is the deaf girl.
	Hello.
	How are you?
	I'm going to try and pick her up.
	Let's be deaf to her.
	How are you?
	How are you?
	Very nice to meet you.
	She's got a beautiful smile.
	I'm talking to her.
	May I tell you you have a beautiful body?
	Thank you.
	You don't have to talk to me like that.
	That's how I talk to girls.
	God dang.
	Are you a dancer?
	That's how you try to be funny when you're seven.
	Before you realize that people have feelings.
	Like maybe in like freshman year of high school, and then your next year, you're like, I can't believe I did that.
	You know what's a mystery?
	And you millennial know-it-alls can solve this for me.
	I understand that accent comes from never hearing anything at all.
	So you don't know how voices sound.
	The reason we have accents and we talk the way we do is because we hear other people talk.
	And oh, that's how you say motorboat.
	But without hearing people, you play motorboat.
	And I understand that.
	Got it.
	But that woman is partially deaf, which means she's very, very hard of hearing.
	That means she can still hear this.
	It's just very quiet.
	So why does she talk weird?
	And I have a partially deaf friend.
	And I said, the part I don't get is how you still have the deaf accent, but you can hear me.
	And she's like, I don't have an accent.
	I was like, ooh.
	Okay, yeah.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Yeah.
	That's true.
	It's very quiet for him.
	You don't have an accent.
	That's true.
	Long time family listening for about five years.
	My parents are conservative like myself, but they are terrified about coronavirus.
	I got the point where my dad is petrified to ordering takeout food.
	Jesus Christ.
	I'm 19 years old at home from college.
	Just want to hang out with my friends.
	How would I convince my parents to let me go out with my friends?
	Then we're not going to die.
	I know this sounds stupid, but any advice?
	Yeah, I got advice.
	Lie.
	Go party with your friends.
	You know what happened the other night?
	The kids in my neighborhood are coming out at night in droves and having parties, just like in parks, and then leaving too fast.
	So I hear outside, and I look out my window, my lights are off, and I see like two people, four people, six people, eight people, 20 boys, young people.
	And then I'm thinking, wait a minute, is this some sort of political action and they're going to fuck with my house or something?
	So I have to keep, and I have a whole hierarchy of weapons in my house from just like poker to a machete, baseball bat, and then fucking shotgun.
	Right?
	And you have to sort of gauge the situation.
	Like, you don't want to, if someone, if someone fucking stands on your lawn, you don't come out with the shotgun, right?
	Right, but round up.
	You might come out with like a straw.
	Say, hey, get off my lawn.
	So I'm standing there and I think, this feels like a, the odds of this being anything to do with me are one in 200.
	So I'll bring a fire poker.
	Baseball bat is so big that if you miss, you know, now you're way over here.
	Fire poker's got that little hook on it.
	You get that in the temple?
	They're likely dead.
	So I'm standing there and then some girls show up and then they're in their cars and total ended up being a mob of about 40 teens.
	And I like that.
	And I hate Karens.
	So I don't want to call the cops, right?
	But I also, if this is something against me and my family, those heads are going to start rolling.
	So I stand in my sort of lobby with my hot poker.
	And then I realize I have like a light colored Hawaiian shirt on.
	And I think, that's too easy to see.
	So I go to the closet, I get my Harrington, my black Harrington.
	I zip it up all the way.
	So I'm standing there with a fire poker watching 40 kids have a good time.
	And I thought, how funny would it be if one of them were kind of stoned?
	And they look over and they just see no one in the house.
	No one in the house.
	And then they just see a man with a fire poker and his jacket zipped up all in black.
	Like, I'm watching you.
	That'd be great.
	But it was just kids partying.
	And that's what you should be, Alex.
	Go party.
	Make out with chicks.
	You too, Ryan.
	Mikey.
	You should go back upstate and visit all your friends and fucking make out with broads.
	It is a cornucopia of just hedonism out there.
	If you're worried about your grandparents?
	Don't visit them.
	No, I want to see them.
	Or say hi from six feet away, but you don't have it.
	No one's going to get it.
	It's got a 99.7% survivor rate.
	Why do we have to keep going over this?
	So I would say don't convince your parents.
	You're not going to un-paranoid them.
	That's a crazy demonstration.
	Just say, oh, I went to get some more bleach wipes.
	Hi, Gavin, Captain Faggett.
	See, I told you when you named your apartment the Fag Zone, you were never going to hear the end of it.
	I never did.
	Now we have people calling you Captain Faggett.
	There's never been a time where I named it.
	The stupidest name of an apartment ever.
	It was not me.
	Really bad move.
	I believe you gave it.
	Really bad move.
	I was on Twitter and I found the perfect example of when multiculturalism and feminism meet.
	It sounds like it's in German, and the German woman picks a fight with what appears to be an immigrant.
	Oh, this is ancient Chinese secret.
	As you would expect, the results are hilarious, like the fuck you're in the Fang zone.
	Have you given me a bomb?
	She was fucking with him, saying she's going to kick his ass, and he just slapped her, and she had a meltdown.
	I've seen this video a million times.
	Boring.
	What's up, Gavin?
	I know you've been tight with Sam Hyde.
	Great guy.
	This week, he uploaded a video of him and his friend, Hank Hassey, infiltrating a gay pride parade in Rhode Island.
	Fucking hilarious and insanely uncomfortable to watch.
	Dash Wittgenstein.
	Frank Hassel.
	Providence's festival to celebrate.
	What has he got?
	A puppet?
	What does his shirt say?
	Oh, what's that?
	Let's get loud.
	Look at him.
	He's the fucking best.
	He's got his neck brace on.
	Yeah, he is harassing them, telling them they're normal.
	It's true.
	Like, gays want to be rebellious so bad.
	And it's like, dude, especially in New York, Rhode Island, in New York City, in the West Village, where it's illegal to be straight, they march up and down the gayest street possibly in the world and say, we're here.
	We're queer.
	Get used to it.
	I couldn't be more used to it.
	We love it.
	All right, that looks fun.
	Thank you for that.
	People can look that up on their own.
	Jamie pulls Orion on Joe Rogan's show.
	Go to 250 in the clip.
	Jamie takes forever to find a video online.
	Then he starts complaining he has too much to do.
	Classic Rye guy.
	Let's see here.
	250.
	Pull that shit up, Jamie.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Video links.
	I'm looking for it.
	I retweeted.
	You never have to show videos, though.
	The link is the first thing I have.
	Thank you.
	Have a good day.
	Oh, gee, you think she prepared for it with all those stats that she read right in front of you?
	Dude, they need to hire your boy Elon Musk to get on that phone.
	Where's the video, Bill?
	The link, the first thing I have didn't have the video links I'm looking for.
	I retweeted it.
	He's holding on to it.
	He doesn't want to give it to us.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Jamie doesn't want us to know.
	See the timer.
	It's been before 250.
	Because of this, I'm in the middle of doing five things and switching the cameras between.
	Jamie, we're just playing.
	No one online thinks you guys are playing.
	Oh, no, people online.
	I love Jamie Vernon.
	It's zero.
	However, he should be getting a lot.
	What are we at?
	What's the counter?
	I can't see.
	322.
	So we're 30 seconds now.
	That's a commercial.
	Oh, here it is.
	Here.
	Play this.
	Hold on.
	Full page and make it loud.
	President Trump will not allow the coronavirus to come to this country, given what has happened since then.
	So what was that?
	341, 250, a fucking minute?
	But Joe's putting a lot of pressure on him.
	I mean, that was intense.
	Joe, you got to get meaner, man.
	Did you ever see Joe give him the stink eye, though?
	That was pretty...
	He's like, Joe Rogan's talking about something.
	Jamie goes like, yeah, I read it.
	It wasn't too good.
	And then Rogan just goes.
	And then it was like, what was that about?
	My wife was saying she doesn't like when I yell at the kids.
	And that's just the Scottish way.
	We yell.
	And I don't yell at the kids out of the blue.
	I say, you get so many fucking warnings.
	It's unbelievable.
	I go, I'm getting mad.
	And then they start repeating what I say.
	They go, and when you get mad, it's hard for me to get unmad.
	Oh, no.
	And I say things like, I'm about to blow my top.
	Or I'll say, if he, if you two fight one more time, I am going to lose it.
	So you got all those warnings.
	One time they were fighting in the car and I gave them like five warnings.
	And then they just, I heard Johnny cry again.
	I went, God damn it.
	And I punched the rearview mirror off.
	Holy shit.
	That's a fact.
	It's really, really hard to get back on on Range Rovers.
	Speak Kim.
	Yeah, I said, I'm not yelling.
	Sorry.
	I'm happy to give more warnings.
	But like, even I was reading the Berenstein Bears to my kid.
	And they have the bear, he's the dad, he's the bear dad sitting in this chair behind the carpet.
	I mean, behind the carpet, behind his newspaper.
	And the kids are messing up.
	And he gives them a warning.
	And then he just puts out his paper and goes, whoa.
	I'm like, see, I even said that to my wife.
	I go, it's in the Berenstein Bears.
	Now that's how guys talk to one another.
	But she is from the Midwest, where they are scared that the white man's forked tongue will be too loud.
	And if they have a problem, they take it up with the elders.
	Homeboys good night like.
	Get it.
	I don't want to fuck her.
	She's probably the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'm just like...
	Boing-a-long-long-long.
	I'm going to...
	Ugh.
	laughter
	You guys are rad.
	And then he has a picture of John Travolta that says, looking to see where all the Antifas went now that the governors are acting A bit fascist.
	I'll tell you where Antifa is.
	They're on the side of the state.
	There's a massive protest going on in Germany?
	Yeah, I think Germany.
	Protesting people not following the lockdown.
	Are you with me here?
	Anarchists are mad that people aren't listening to the government.
	Like, you've gone full circle, you fucking dummies.
	This is, you know, Berlin.
	You know, I was at an anti-Nazi rally in 1990, probably 1990.
	And it was skinheads versus punks and hippies and stuff.
	And we were just tourists there going, ooh, this is exciting.
	The skinheads were shooting firecrackers, like bottle rockets.
	Apparently that's legal.
	So there's tons of fireworks at this.
	And I had my camera out, shitty camera, like a cannon, whatever.
	And the rules of free speech are so good in Germany that I could go absolutely anywhere.
	It was like a magic box.
	My girlfriend was pushed to the side.
	Sorry, this is dangerous.
	Verboten.
	And then me with my camera, I'm in there.
	I got pictures of skinheads.
	I got the police are grabbing guys.
	I'm like touching the police.
	It's like you're invisible.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It was so fucking fun.
	Yeah.
	What do you mean you remember?
	No, because up until like the 2000s, like anybody with a camera was like neutral.
	Okay, you're not fucking with that guy.
	The skinheads, the cops, and the punks, they couldn't touch me.
	It was magic.
	Bunch of Gary's stuff.
	Need suggestions on finding or forming a guys club?
	No women or gays.
	No gays?
	Why do you care?
	Before my question, let me clarify the excluding of the gays.
	As the exclusion of women is a no-brainer, no pun intended, no bars against fags, but men think about sex more often than women, naturally.
	In this club, the discussion of sex will be present.
	No heterosexual male wants to hear a fag story about his anal sex experiences or deep throat.
	I remember that too.
	We said one thing that was kind of weird about gay proud boys is we said, okay, no wanks, don't beat off.
	You have to come within a yard of a woman.
	Obviously with her consent.
	So if your wife's pregnant, she's not in the mood, you can beat off.
	Maybe she tickles your balls or something.
	You still can only masturbate if you're within one yard of a woman.
	And the job, we stumbled across this thing with Dante Nero as a dare, like a Seinfeld bit, and we noticed our lives were improving drastically and our marriages were better and he was getting way more laid and we were smarter.
	So we just kept doing it.
	And being good at it.
	And he started saying the guys too, if you're not into it, try for 10 days and get back to me.
	Anyway, the gays would say, what about us?
	And I was like, eh.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	You guys are exempt.
	I mean, you don't really have a problem getting laid.
	So we're not trying to rectify anything.
	So that was an instance where a rule for the club didn't apply to gays.
	So I kind of see his point.
	It is a disaster.
	No heterosexual guy wants to be hit on by another man and have his hangout turn into some queer hookah scene.
	That would never happen.
	The gays in Proud Boys have never said anything gay or hit on any of us.
	This club is designed for men who are healthy, morally straight, blah, blah, blah.
	Fuck other men, period.
	Okay, fine, whatever.
	Never happened in the States.
	Want to hear your thoughts on finding or creating a guys' club in a new environment.
	As you being the former creator of Proud Boys, I recently moved to New State, blah, blah, blah.
	I don't know, just do it.
	Fuck.
	I am done.
	Join the Knights of Columbus.
	See what they do.
	You have a meeting, you have the minutes, you do the accounts, you talk about beefs within the club.
	You say at the Knights of Columbus.
	Well, I can't tell you the details of meetings, but just fucking figure it out.
	This sounds very gay.
	I'm starting a MAGA dads group in my suburb, and this is going to be our gang sign.
	M for MAGA.
	You can't be in the M. So when we see each other in the street, we're going to go like, and in pictures, we're going to be like, that's too much.
	What do you mean?
	I don't like the butt chick.
	That seems like a gang sign.
	It is.
	We're MAGA dads.
	That's our gang.
	Are you going to have no D?
	No.
	The dads is just a given.
	Hey, Gavin, right, I got my wife and I kids around this weekend.
	I've been doing a GM official walking around the house on episode 152.
	I just don't know Gavin said, I'd love to get robbed.
	I'm a prolocateur, but it seems like a questionable thing to say to 16,000 strangers.
	Fuck off.
	What?
	All right.
	Um.
	Man, you spend so much time acting like a little bitch and wasting time when your mailbag letters aren't up to your standard on air.
	But isn't that yours or Ryan's job to spend a few minutes before the show?
	Yeah, I guess I should have weeded that out.
	Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
	I find it doesn't really save that much time.
	Because if I start to read a stinker, I just stop.
	Dear Gavin and fuckface, Ryan, you see what you've done with the fags on the bottom?
	That was too much of indecence.
	This video is how I imagine what happens when you illegally go to bars in New York during the plague.
	God bless.
	I'm so proud of your boy.
	So proud.
	You're looking at me.
	I say, are you looking at me?
	You!
	I miss those pubs so much with the little tables.
	Are you looking at me?
	Do you want some or what?
	Come over here and say that.
	You come over here and say that.
	Come over here and say what?
	Come over here and say come over here and say that nah won't You spill more drink.
	What are you gonna do about it?
	Oh, yeah!
	All right, we get it, we get it.
	But just freeze on that, that's kind of my dream.
	The classic London pub.
	Low tables, cigarettes, no TVs, no music, women occasionally to drop off some money or something, but not really.
	Just men in their nothing box.
	And by the way, the bars that I go to, we would have to close the curtains and we'd have to be deeper in.
	So you're like, why do I part of a bar is my pride in my society, my culture.
	When you're timid about it, it's like if you were to fuck and be timid the whole time, like, oh, I'm so sorry about this.
	Well, you just ruin the whole fuck.
	You're supposed to be like, yeah, I'm fucking.
	What do you think of that?
	Not like, does that hurt?
	Okay.
	Hello, Gavin and lovely Ryan.
	What's that supposed to mean?
	Gavin, would you rather spend three months locked in a room with Jim Carrey?
	You get food and a bed, but you have no devices, no books, or anything to entertain you, just a conversation with Jim, or blow Jared Holt.
	I mean, gay sex would be, not even that it's Jared Holt, but gay sex would be traumatizing.
	And for the rest of my life, even when I was getting a blowjob, I would be thinking about like it would pop in my head that I blew a dude.
	And that would probably bug me forever.
	So what you're really asking is have a very shitty, boring time with a complete asshole.
	I'm not scared of him, so I could just berate him for three days and make his life hell.
	Or have blowjobs ruin forever.
	That's a simple one.
	All right, we're on time.
	But the funny video, I forgot what it was, dude.
	Oh, it's not in there, huh?
	No, it's from yesterday's.
	What are the QML notes from yesterday?
	Plug in.
	Plug in.
	Sorry, folks, this isn't interesting.
	We are finding things.
	Finding things.
	Where are we here?
	Okay.
	Final video.
	What is it now?
	Okay, okay, go.
	Oh, it's awesome.
	Other episodes.
	Get out of the way, Karen.
	Yeah, it's in other episodes.
	No, no, it's 23.
	Not in episode 2.
	And make this full.
	This is so cool.
	What a great way to end the show.
	Resize this, mother.
	Motherfucker.
	Psh.
	I do understand.
	I feel fine now, by the way.
	After the Gatorade?
	Yeah, that Gatorade.
	I'm allergic to the exterior of that Gatorade bottle, and I'm convinced that Deli has rats.
	And the rats, there's probably like sugary kind of, you know, Gatorade spill, whatever, on the floor of the freezer.
	And I bet they rummage through there in the night and they ratify everything.
	Good, you're sure.
	I'm sorry.
	You're not allowed for it.
	We're right here.
	Just one more.
	This buildup.
	Cody, will you come on out?
	There's a whole film through that.
	I'll not leave the 20.
	But we only...
	You don't understand.
	This is a Caramobile?
	Legal ramifications.
	No, there's no legal ramifications because we're going to.
	There's one more try and then we're out.
	I'm about to go do it right there.
	We can call the sheriff.
	I'm about to go right there.
	Do you want to get hit or not?
	You close, please.
	Monty, they're being quite belligerent.
	No, we're not.
	You're using crazy words.
	We're not.
	He's going to go next to it.
	He came all the way from Louisiana to do this.
	So her point is, boys doing BMX stunts makes it dangerous for the park.
	That's conceivable, philosophically, but that's not what's happening.
	No one's in the fucking park.
	Mind your own business, Karen.
	If there was a lot of old people walking up and down the stairs and I worked at that park, I go, guys, guys, we got oldies all over the fucking place here.
	Maybe come back when it's empty.
	So.
	It's empty.
	Ignore her park.
	Ignore her defense.
	She has no point.
	It's totally empty.
	If you didn't roll down here right this second, we'd be done and out of here and you wouldn't even know.
	We're leaving.
	After this try, we're leaving.
	No, I haven't.
	I can see blood on your army bar.
	But nobody's not.
	That's why it's worth it.
	That's why it's worth so much to us.
	The sheriff.
	We can move our vehicles and they got a whole film crew set.
	Doesn't, get off my car, turn it over.
	Get off my car.
	Call the sheriff, please.
	This person's being belligerent.
	Belligerent.
	Call the sheriff.
	Help me move this bitch.
	Help me move this bitch.
	She's just going to move it back in front of it or whatever.
	Stand in front of it.
	Stand in front of it, dude.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be real.
	Get run over.
	And get arrested.
	He's sitting on the fucking thing.
	They're being belledgery.
	And of course, she can't handle this herself.
	She's on a radio to a man the entire time.
	It's just like female cops.
	The biggest obstacle to this is not the stairs, it's the Karen.
	That's great.
	It's like...
	Webcams always quit.
	Get out of here!
	Please call the sheriff and get somebody out to the toilet.
	Sheriff.
	Right here.
	Right here.
	This is amazing.
	Fucking sender.
	Just gonna send it.
	Stand back.
	You're gonna want to stand back.
	You're gonna want to stand back, Karen.
	Look how much speed he gets.
	He's peddling.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah, there are actually people in this.
	Oh my Whoa!
	Oh my shit, oh my shit.
	That's great.
	Holy shit.
	Sorry, Karen.
	She's wet.
	Wait, I love seeing their reaction.
	Yeah, there are actually people leaving.
	Oh, my.
	That's what's her name.
	Samantha Kuttner telling the proud boys they can't hang out with each other.
	Yes!

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