Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E142 - FROM THE BUNKER： CATS [2020-03-25 - S02E142 - FROM THE BUNKER： CATS]

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S02E142 - FROM THE BUNKER： CATS [2020-03-25 - S02E142 - FROM THE BUNKER： CATS]

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	Hey man, come on in.
	I don't like seeing those beers because you fucked up the last episode by putting them in autofocus so you can see the beers.
	And you gotta close the cellar doors behind you.
	And we still don't know what movie we're gonna watch.
	What are you thinking?
	It's between cats and the hunt.
	Well, you're hunting for the hunt.
	The hunt is a movie we want to see, but I'm not sure it's funny to watch a movie we want to see.
	And cats is kind of a cliche.
	By the way, you just fucked up the whole camera angle because you were worried about the beer you dropped.
	So that's twice these beers have fucked a show.
	And actually three times because you were too tired to shoot anything else yesterday.
	And I think it's because you were Chinese drunk.
	Because you don't have the enzymes.
	What do they call it?
	Red cheeks or something?
	Asian flush.
	Asian flush, yes.
	So anyway, don't talk to me about those beers ever again.
	Cats or the hunt is what it's come down to.
	And we won't.
	Well, I guess you're about to find out.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	He can't untuck the tuck.
	What if I can make my face Tucker Carlson's face?
	You have to get very close.
	Oh, you wouldn't.
	It's tough.
	And your mother is not expendable.
	My mother's not expendable, and your mother's.
	You know what's going on here, right?
	Heartstrings?
	So yesterday Trump said, look, eventually we're going to have to go back to work because I could keep the whole country indoors for a year.
	There'd be no pandemic.
	There'd be no jobs, no economy, and people would die from poverty.
	So I'm not doing that.
	I'm going to get them out too.
	And then Cuomo and DeBasio are saying, stop, you're going to kill us.
	And then there was something trending today on fucking Twitter that said, I'm not dying for Wall Street.
	But the stance of this show, in case you're curious, is we always thought this was overblown.
	We're happy to stay in for a couple of weeks.
	We'll shoot the show from probably Ryan's apartment tomorrow.
	But after that, I mean, we'll do a week of shows in Ryan's apartment, but after that, we're going back to New York.
	I'm going back to Cats.
	We're allowed to because we're media.
	That's considered an essential service.
	That is the truth.
	Okay, so let's do this for the movie tonight.
	Let's try cats, and if we can't handle it, we'll switch to The Hunt.
	Do you know The Hunt was written by a guy named Mike?
	That's his nickname around Hollywood is Mike Hunt.
	Because that's his seminal movie.
	And initially they banned Mike Hunt.
	Mike Hunt.
	Mike Hunt took the movie down.
	Because of the name?
	No, because they were worried that they were glorifying the violence.
	Glorifying violence directed towards Republicans.
	But people are seeing it as a parody of the liberal view.
	Tucker Carlson has, I'm not sure how much I should say, but Tucker Carlson is well versed in hunting his own game and surviving in the woods and going off the grid.
	He's basically Jesse Ventura.
	I'm off the grid.
	So this is not interesting to him.
	Same with Kumia.
	Bowie, yeah.
	Same with Kumia and same with me.
	Not as far as survival instincts.
	Well, Kumia is prepared for World War III.
	But Tucker and Kumia and I have all been vilified by our neighbors, had our addresses doxxed.
	We've had our property vandalized.
	So this is like, come at me, bro.
	I'm actually enjoying it.
	I could do months of this.
	You can defend yourself against the pirates.
	Yeah, I got a huge house.
	This hasn't affected the show yet, so it hasn't affected income.
	We got a trampoline in the back.
	I enjoy my children.
	School's fucking retarded anyway, so what are they missing?
	So my daughter was being asked to research Fidel Castro today, and I told her everything about Cuba and Castro and how evil socialism is.
	And I explained that the reason we have this problem right now is because of communism.
	Communism starved the Chinese.
	The Chinese were forced to eat gross shit like snakes and bats.
	And God had a plan for that.
	He goes, don't play me and don't try to feed people or I'll make you starve.
	And if you start eating garbage, well, my little plan for that, my little catch for that, you know how if you fuck your sister, you make a retard.
	The check and balance for eating garbage is a pandemic.
	So the fact that so many Chinese people were dying was kind of nature's way of saying, yeah, we're not really fans of Wuhan.
	Now that's problematic because now you're saying AIDS was God's plan.
	I mean.
	If you talk like that.
	He's no stranger to punishing man.
	He's had a relationship with mankind.
	He's a little harsh in the First Testament.
	He was really punishing wanton sex.
	He was punishing fucking, like my friend Craig who got AIDS.
	He got at a circuit party fucking for 36 hours straight on meth.
	It's not like he had a boyfriend and then we had him.
	He wasn't gardening with his boyfriend Pierre.
	Right.
	And smooching him on the lips occasionally.
	He was a little greedy.
	He was wearing his ass out.
	And I said to him, dude, if bugs fucked for 36 hours straight on meth, I'm sure there'd be some, like, yeah, their little fly vaginas wouldn't fall off.
	Dude, Have you ever seen a fly's penis?
	Yeah.
	Because of you, you told me to look it up, and it's a corkscrew type thing.
	Oh, it's everything.
	It's barbs.
	It's sort of like you took paint and then you put a blob of it, watercolor, on a piece of paper, and then you took a straw and just went like it just goes kerra.
	That's the sound it looks like.
	We should bring that up in tomorrow's show.
	So tomorrow's show, we're going to build a mini studio.
	We stole the TriCaster from the office in Manhattan.
	We did a like, dung, dung, dung, dung, dung, dung, dung, dung.
	Don't need to ring that.
	Doo-doo!
	Doo-da-doo!
	Well, we weren't supposed to be in the building.
	Yeah, but it's if they, like, what are you doing?
	Stealing our own shit?
	Well, don't.
	There's other people there.
	That's my problem with public freakout on Reddit now.
	It's all Indian police beating people for being outside.
	And what is like police in Costa Rica and police in China and police in all these shithole countries?
	And you're like, I don't fucking care.
	Can you show me some fights in parking lots, guys?
	Yeah, I saw a good one with two drunk chicks.
	I'll show you it.
	They're two sisters.
	Oh, what race?
	Actually, you know what?
	Somebody sent it to me, and I haven't actually watched it, but I know it's a good one.
	Because this person does not send bad stuff, frankly.
	Frankly, ear retards.
	But I'm guessing white.
	I was thinking today, I watched a few black girl fights in the hood.
	Women of color, if you're watching this right now, and I'm sure there's one, if you're going to get in a fight in the hood, wear a bathing cap, right?
	So stuff all your actual hair in a bathing cap, then put a wig on top of that, and then another wig on top of that.
	Jesus.
	Because 90% of what they do is pulling your hair.
	Which people?
	So you send them Now you're looking at it.
	So you show up.
	Wow, Katz is not anywhere near the top CA.
	What the hell is Cat Bull 2?
	Catfish, the TV show.
	Cabal, the cat and the moon.
	I've never heard of any of these.
	Imagine liking the musical cats.
	And by the way, I would not put that past you.
	I don't.
	Oh, I'm in reverse here.
	Cat.
	You don't like the musical cats?
	I hate musicals as much as gay porn.
	You know, Anthony saw it.
	I was listening to Opie and Anthony earlier, and he knows a lot about the Cats musical.
	Yeah.
	He's all into singing, right?
	He's all into.
	No, it's not a singing thing.
	It's like a date thing.
	Like, he brought his chick to the Russian tea cafe or whatever, and then you take her to Cats.
	That's kind of like the longest.
	I met his chick.
	She's cool.
	She shouldn't.
	No, it was way long ago.
	Way in the 80s or whatever, in the 90s.
	I went to see, I've told this story a million times, but I went to see my friend Bruce LaBruce is a porn director in Canada, a gay porn director.
	And he...
	Holy shit.
	What the fuck?
	You have to buy it for $20?
	I have to buy it for $20.
	Holy college.
	This is going on the company card.
	Buy HD for $19.99, or you can get it SD for $19.99.
	It's up to you.
	I like when they say, do you want to watch it later?
	Imagine how obese the woman would have to be to love this movie.
	I think you can only like this movie if you're over 60 pounds overweight.
	You have to be above 200.
	Their only fan is in the movie.
	It's that fat Australian.
	Yeah, that Australian chick to her.
	What is her name?
	Oh, I forget.
	But they see her as like a skinny bitch.
	So anyway, he has this movie.
	We've got to show you our logos before we start the movie.
	This was done by Universal.
	Logos.
	So if you're interested in working with us, this is the kind of movies we make.
	This is the same as that shit that Maddie had to go through.
	The anger management shit.
	Like, you know why I'm showing you all my logos?
	Because I can.
	Yeah, fuck you.
	You know why I abuse ex-cons and make them go through all these stupid courses for $50 a class?
	Because I can.
	I'm just a shitty person.
	Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
	But anyway, at this gay porn, I should probably turn the volume on at some point.
	I'm watching it, and it was actually pretty normal.
	Like, it was about revolutionaries, Patter Meinhoff gang or something.
	And I'm watching it going, okay, this is an okay movie, but I know gay sex is coming.
	Oh, it was more so a theme that.
	It's a movie movie with it, just has gay sex.
	I already hate this shit.
	That's sneaky.
	And I'm watching it, and then I'm like, okay, this is okay.
	And then you could tell the sex was coming.
	Like, well, let's see what, you know, you seem like a big tough man.
	Are you a big tough guy?
	And you're like, no, he's not a tough guy.
	He's fine.
	He's fine.
	Just move on.
	No, you seem like you could really handle yourself.
	And you're like, nah, he's good.
	Why don't you talk to her?
	Go talk to her.
	And then he would look down at the guy's crotch and he'd be like, what else you got in there?
	And you're like, alrighty, here we go.
	And then they start sucking dicks and fucking up the butt.
	And you're just like, alrighty, okay, let's wrap it up, boys.
	Let's wrap it up.
	And that would last, you know, like four minutes.
	And then it'll get back to the movie.
	You'd be like, oh, Jesus Christ.
	Okay, let's see how long we can last to the next one.
	And then inevitably, like 11 minutes later, it's like, well, look what the cat dragged in.
	And you're like, oh, fucking shit, fucking shit.
	And I have the same emotions with a musical where they come out and they're on strike.
	And the boss is like, you can't go on strike.
	What are you crazy?
	Get back to those sewing machines.
	And she goes, I ain't going back to no sewing machine.
	And you're like, no, no, no, you just.
	I ain't going to sew in this place.
	No more.
	Oh, fuck.
	And then he's all there.
	The boss is all mad.
	You, that's too crazy.
	You go back home.
	You clean that up.
	And all of you want five.
	They're fine.
	I'm going crazy.
	And then it stops and gets snazzy.
	I ain't leaving.
	we're about to subject ourselves to fucking possibly two hours of that exact scenario.
	You know what's funny too?
	I took Bruce LaBruce to Resident Evil, and I got my revenge because he's gay, so he's very sensitive.
	And Resident Evil, this particular one, I can't remember what number it was, but they had bred these dogs to be zombie killer.
	No, they were making a disease, just like coronavirus, to make you into a super killer.
	That was the first one.
	Oh, really?
	In like a super basement, like underground high-rise.
	There's like this tube.
	Yeah.
	This blue tube with this spiral thing.
	And it comes out, and then even the dogs get it.
	The zombie dogs come ripping out of the cages.
	And we were in the East Village, so there's some Puerto Rican there.
	No, some.
	It was 78% Puerto Ricans.
	And when the dogs rip out of the cages, some guy goes, who let the dogs out?
	That's what I was thinking before with the gay porn movie.
	I want to see that in a room full of black people and drunks.
	Because you know when they talk in horror, like, where you going out there?
	What the hell are you doing for?
	Stop sucking that dick.
	That's gay.
	What are you doing?
	You're going to get AIDS.
	He's asking you what's in his pocket.
	And when he puts the guy's cock in a hot dog bun, he's like, who let the dogs out?
	All right, let's see how much we can handle.
	I already know I'm going to hate Idris Elba the most.
	It's probably because I just read that he, what did he say?
	Oh, yeah.
	Coronavirus is a result of our abuse of Mother Earth.
	Whoa.
	So he's saying climate supports the gay.
	The gays deserved AIDS theory.
	Yeah, I guess that's what he's saying.
	Wow, eight.
	All right, so we're in a world where cats are humans.
	Cats are cats.
	Is that it?
	Do they have pet cats?
	Do they have pet humans?
	That's a good question.
	I actually don't know.
	Cats are cats in this film?
	I believe so.
	Like, that's not a cat driving.
	Oh, that's a human.
	Yeah.
	So, cats are just anthropomorphized?
	Mm-hmm.
	But they're still cats.
	What's with this music?
	Is this Frank Zappa?
	It really does sound like Frank Zappa.
	Is that a bag of humans?
	Or are those non-anthropo...
	My...
	Yeah, the Gary's mailbag viewer.
	Is this supposed to be bad?
	So I threw a bag of losers on the ground.
	They are animals.
	Is it better for you audio-wise if I turn this down?
	And by the way, is this manual focus before I stab you?
	That is manual focused.
	I could even...
	Yep.
	Anthrop comorphies.
	That's in focus.
	We're good.
	Didn't she blow everyone either way?
	Is that Taylor Swift?
	I think the main chick is Taylor Swift.
	What was that sound?
	Oh, Taylor Swift doesn't strike me as a blower.
	No.
	That's Taylor Swift?
	I think so.
	Whose the fuck is that?
	Oh, we're going right into songs?
	A porn doesn't even do this.
	The ears.
	The Tails Dance?
	The reason I didn't want to do this, by the way, is because everyone else is doing it.
	Seth Rogan did it.
	Sam Roberts.
	Roberts did it.
	But you had to buy it along.
	We've been planning this before that.
	But you had to buy it at home and then watch it along with it, which is a good idea.
	It's like Making Funny Cats is like low-hanging fruit.
	It was voted the worst movie of all time.
	Wow.
	Aren't you getting kind of a phallic thing when the men have tails?
	It's very penile.
	Like, he just grabbed his tail and sort of pointed it at them.
	Really?
	You want to suck my tail?
	Oh yeah, it just went...
	By the way, all musicals are gays on Coke.
	Because it's a gay guy sitting at a piano with like an eight ball, and he has to do an entire album in like, I don't know, a month.
	Isn't a crunch at all?
	Yeah, like when, you know, Pink Floyd or The Stones did their first album, it was a compilation of their first five years of hard work.
	Right.
	But they say to some gay, hey, hit your piano and write us about a bunch of, and all the songs have to be about cats.
	And they're like, okay.
	Hey, look out, boy.
	It's a rock and roll scary fantasy.
	Woo!
	I can totally see that.
	Alan Mencken, he does all the Disney songs.
	Fucking proud boys.
	Proud of your boy.
	Right.
	The reason we love that song so much is because it's such an obvious, half-assed, gay thing.
	And that's the guy who did it.
	Alan Mencken.
	Really?
	What are they talking about?
	Am I supposed to listen to the lyrics of these fucking things?
	Yeah, does that set up the story?
	Does that move the plot along?
	Oh, yeah.
	This sucks.
	A sheet.
	That's Taylor Swift arrived in like a pillowcase?
	I think so.
	I think that's Taylor Swift.
	So they're like, hi, Taylor Swift.
	Welcome to, what are they, in Paris?
	Is that London?
	Is that Piccadilly Circus?
	I saw a man die there, dude.
	Oh, Piccadilly Square?
	Yeah, I saw a guy die there.
	Bleeding to death?
	No.
	He was eating a sandwich.
	Old Italian guy.
	I was 18, 1988.
	I was in Piccadilly Circus in London.
	And he started choking.
	An old Italian dude.
	And they didn't speak any English.
	And everyone's freaking out.
	They're still mourning the death of punk.
	And look at that little face.
	What'd you think of that?
	Oh, I knew I'd hate him the most.
	Okay, this is my new pet peeve.
	Colored contacts.
	Johnny Depp with fucking Whitey Bulger ruined the movie with his gorgeous blue swimming pool eyes.
	And then fucking Robert De Niro with his crazy blue eyes.
	His dead man zombie eyes.
	His dead man zombie blue eyes, robot eyes, in whatchamacall?
	Irishman.
	The Irishman.
	And now I knew Idris Elba would be my least favorite character because of his dumb fucking contacts.
	Yeah, that's the way you relate to a person, their eyes.
	And when they're fucking.
	I'm just so distracted.
	Like, that's why a wandering eye is such a curse.
	I find it attractive on hot chicks, but.
	Like Jacob Engels?
	Like Jacob Engels turns me on.
	But Jacob, if you're watching this, and if that other eye doesn't work, why the fuck don't you have an eye patch?
	Every man on earth wants a facial scar, a strong chin, a black mustache, and an eye patch.
	I don't put one on because I have two functioning eyes.
	But that's Den Cranch.
	You poked me with a fucking shish kebab stick in the eye right now.
	I'd go, oh, fuck, fuck you, Ryan, you're dead.
	But I also think, I'm actually going to have a fucking iPad.
	You break your arm really.
	Can't wait for people to sign this cat.
	That's going to be kind of cool.
	Like Tommy Robinson's buddy in the UK, who has a massive machete scar from fighting Muslims.
	And when he was in the hospital getting stitched up, this Indian girl, a nurse, said, you're going to be popular after they see that night.
	Wow.
	That's crazy.
	That's why, like Egypt Elba, he's all scarred up and shit.
	Oh, really?
	He looks mangy and shitty.
	From what?
	Just being apped out of the ass over a pile of broken glass.
	With a pile of glass.
	Yeah.
	So wait, let's see where the buttholes would be.
	We'd see buttholes all up in this right there.
	Especially that shot.
	Well, that's Seth Rogen's joke.
	You just stole.
	Oh, what?
	That you would see buttholes everywhere?
	Okay, so now that you're astray, she was a domestic cat, I guess.
	And they've released her into the streets of London?
	Another song?
	One did just end.
	Is this entire movie going to be a fucking song?
	I'm not going to make it if that is.
	Let's turn it up a little bit.
	I've got the volume right here.
	I hate Idris Elba.
	Come on!
	Right, he's the...
	He's like the Burt Reynolds of our generation.
	I was already kind of annoyed by him, but today when he said that this is all a result of global warming, I was just like, you're fucking dead to me.
	Was he on thin ice before that?
	Yes!
	Exactly.
	Why would you say that?
	If you're a cat.
	They're all like this the whole movie.
	Everyone is all woo-y.
	Zooy.
	That's how cats act.
	Do they, though?
	They're more apathetic.
	I think the CGI of this movie and the other one is just one of your holiday games.
	This whole movie is endless songs.
	It's endless songs.
	China is an asshole, and this movie is endless songs.
	That's Taylor Swift?
	Mm-hmm.
	So her job in this movie is just to be perpetually going...
	James.
	But it's...
	James.
	So what happens after a movie like this comes out?
	After Shrek the Musical came out, all these high schools, like the lead drama teacher lady, she's like, we can pull this off.
	And you will see high schoolers embarrass themselves for life trying to recreate these musicals.
	And I can't wait to see when some local shitty Ohio school tries it.
	I can't listen to these lyrics.
	I'm sorry.
	But is this whole movie just you should be careful?
	You're here in the streets now.
	And Idris Elba is like the leader of the bad guys.
	Well, I think right now they're explaining the whole thing is about these nine lives and stuff.
	Wait, why do you know this?
	I've heard.
	I'm from here.
	I'm not secretly.
	Yo, come here.
	What?
	What's up?
	Did I tell you the plot to cats yet?
	You know what's up with cats?
	Like UFO talk?
	Yeah.
	Yo, did you hear that YouTube video?
	This shit with cats is fucked and bugged out, right?
	There was a dude on Joe Rogan talking about how the cats...
	That's what I refer to him from now on.
	No, that's me.
	I'm one of those Joe Rogan niggas.
	Oh, that's right.
	That's right.
	You should hand that little pin to people.
	When you've done Joe Rogan more than once, you get a little pin that says Joe Rogan nigga.
	Here you go, man.
	That's a great job, man.
	That's crazy, man.
	Wait a minute.
	This movie is 100% songs.
	What makes you think there's a song?
	The fact that there's a clarinet creeping through the air?
	How about she goes, anyway, so now that I'm here, where's food and water?
	Where do I sleep?
	I don't want to get raped.
	You know, girl stuff.
	Is there a scratching post?
	Who can I buy nip from?
	Who's this actor?
	Is he famous too?
	It's hard to tell when they look like the three guys from Earth Girls are easy.
	I don't even know what those guys look like, but that made me laugh.
	Oh, please, Crash.
	Please.
	Crash.
	Earth Girls Are Easy.
	Hey, looters, can you come to my house?
	And before you attack my family and try to take our food, can you clip my cable, please?
	When you're clipping the phone lines, make sure you don't forget the cable.
	It's another motherfucking song.
	Earth Girls Are Easy.
	It's with the Jeff Goldblum, Jim Cable.
	Yeah, I know it.
	I know it.
	Don't have the monsters memorized.
	They look like this, but blue, green, and orange.
	Blue, red, and orange.
	Where did I know that guy?
	Is that Dr. Seuss?
	Who is he?
	It's the cat in the hat.
	Once again, at the Jellicle Bowl, where we all rejoice.
	Oh my god.
	Is that Hugh Grant?
	No, no, no, no.
	You have to admit, the CGI technology is pretty impressive.
	It is until He's really locked onto that costume.
	The fat Australian.
	I saw a clip of Sam watching this.
	And the necklace, I think they had to add the collars in post.
	And so you'll see the trackings off-like dramatically off.
	Sometimes.
	Look at it.
	Look at the collar.
	Yeah, but why wouldn't you just put them in cat costumes?
	Like the music.
	What's the bugged me about Will fucking Smith's I Am Legend?
	The zombies ruin it.
	Yeah, they do.
	I can find you skinny people.
	Everyone knows at least one dude who's so skinny he's a freak.
	Yeah, or have real dudes in...
	You know, there's that one dude in your gang in high school who was a freak?
	Get all a bunch of those together.
	They don't need any lines.
	You know what's funny about that movie?
	I watched it the other day.
	And that zombie that he practices on, like he finds the cure for.
	Did we talk about this already?
	I've seen it.
	I don't remember.
	Okay, she has your perfect tits.
	So she's like, and like has no teeth and her eyes are spouting blood.
	And the obviously CGI guys don't get laid.
	So when they're doing tits, they're just like perfect fucking little bocce balls with rotund nipples.
	Shitty teeth, shitty ears.
	Yeah.
	Eyes rolling in the back of her head.
	I fuck zombies.
	They have sagging dugs.
	This movie is 100% songs.
	This is Fatty McAusie.
	Apparently she was molested.
	That was quite the aside.
	In real life of this movie.
	No, I know people that know her.
	And apparently, like, they'd order lunch and she'd order two large pizzas and eat them to herself.
	Oh, my God.
	And then she'd just go, or I like food.
	And I don't like my skateboard.
	It's the same with facial tattoos.
	If you're severely obese, you're trying to say to the world, I'm not attractive.
	And if you're trying to say to the world, I'm not attractive.
	Look at the necklace.
	Look at the collar.
	Oh, yeah, that is.
	Did you see that?
	Yeah.
	This is what the part where they were mentioning.
	Look at that collar.
	The track.
	It's like, yet again, two movies that we've watched back-to-back that I did the After Effects for.
	I like how your talents are an insult.
	Look at the crack in her face.
	Yep.
	Meanwhile, she never fucks anyone.
	She's asexual.
	I thought she had a guy.
	Oh, no, that's Adele.
	Adele had a guy.
	Yeah, no, she's got no one in her life.
	Adele's with a guy who looks like is with her.
	What the hell?
	What the fuck is going on?
	Are those mice?
	Yeah, those are mice.
	So this is just, by the way, it's a very benevolent community where you show up and everyone can't wait to introduce you to the different subgroups.
	Right.
	Cats are not that social.
	Like, if you fell out of a taxi in Paris, Pew would be like, hey, the north of Paris has the Muslims, so watch your ass so you get stabbed.
	Pigal is the strippers and fucking Montmartre is all the hipsters.
	Watch where you go.
	Watch where you go.
	Let me take you to Montmartre.
	And then furthermore, they're like, don't talk to him.
	He's the local.
	And then he leans in.
	He's like, I think you should come to Pigal and we can see the Go-Go girls kick their legs.
	And they're like, don't talk to him.
	And I'm all shocked and in awe.
	This is the whole fucking movie.
	Here's what's going on in this particular scene.
	This could be a short-term.
	I don't think we're going to make it, my friend.
	I think...
	They're capitalizing, catpotalizing on cringe.
	That's a terrible movie.
	I think this is intentional.
	Because remember the trailer again.
	Remember all the trailer?
	Like, literally every little split second was like terrible on purpose for $300 million.
	Was it produced by Tim and Eric?
	Ew, this is making me gay.
	I never want to fuck a woman again.
	Again, with the penis stuff.
	That's her song.
	There's a little, you know, microphone.
	Did she do this in a blue suit with dots all over it?
	I don't know.
	I hope not.
	Yeah, really?
	Why didn't they do this with Souton?
	You know why they didn't do it with Souton?
	Because then they had to make huge furniture in huge sets.
	So?
	Make huge furniture in huge sets.
	Be wearing a cat suit with a green screen behind you.
	They were roaches.
	They're roaches?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I never wanted to fuck a roach before.
	I still don't.
	What?
	What the flip?
	Come on.
	Imagine how hot it would be.
	I mean, literally, if you were a cat and you were wearing a fur suit on top of your actual fur?
	Do cats eat roaches?
	I don't even know.
	I guess.
	Apparently she eats everything.
	No, but that fat Australian actress does.
	By the way, is this fucking fancy house in the Lower East Side, what's with all the roaches?
	Well, they're upper echelon roaches that dance.
	Yeah, they're billionaire Puerto Ricans.
	Raid, no just put some sugar in a tall cup overnight.
	Please, dialogue.
	Who's that?
	I think that's Jason Derulo.
	That's really good.
	It's all a bit old school.
	Get out.
	We're just trying to offer you some feedback.
	Finally, dialogue.
	I just thought I'd have a feet at the back.
	Get out of this kitchen now!
	Let's dance!
	Jason Derulo.
	It really is song after song after song after song.
	How much time has elapsed?
	Wait a minute.
	He's mad at her for doing such an old fashioned song and he's got a 70s funk song to show her how to update life.
	Is there an audiobation?
	No, I want to see how long we've been recording.
	So this is 31 minutes so far.
	I don't.
	We're not going to make it.
	There's nothing.
	The reason we're doing these shows is to offer some sort of like satirical insight.
	But this is the same scene.
	The whole fucking movie.
	You know what it really is?
	This is crazy.
	It's women.
	It's a woman's fantasy.
	And the woman's fantasy is, I don't know why women are British in this.
	Right, and I'm taken care of.
	I go somewhere somewhat dangerous, and then all these different groups want me.
	And they tell me all about them, and they warn me, and they're trying to seduce me.
	Everyone wants me.
	And they're dancing around and trying to entertain me and coming a little too close, but then jumping back.
	And I just get indulged with all this fucking attention.
	It's like in school, you know.
	It's like I'd be friends with the goths, you know?
	and friends with the nerds.
	Yeah, I wanna go to a school where I'm, Yeah, that kind of happens in school, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	What's her name?
	I didn't see Mean Girls.
	Lindsay Lohan is from South Africa.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	She comes from South Africa.
	She's an African-American, yeah.
	Oh.
	I never seen her.
	Well, she was stationed there, I think, because she doesn't have a South African accent.
	Okay, sir, appearance or stage.
	And then they...
	That was a joke.
	And then the girl and the gay guy introduce her to everyone to school.
	But Mean Girls is funny and has a plot.
	Sure.
	This is just the beginning of Mean Girls on a loop.
	This is a furries wet.
	This cost me $20.
	What do you think furries think about this?
	There's probably articles about it.
	I wonder if they're snobs.
	Yeah.
	I don't know if you like that.
	Yeah.
	Inauthentic.
	I mean, the shapes of the bodies are whatever, but you're supposed to have more animal aspects, not just a human with a body.
	Their tails shouldn't have been poised so high.
	What is that, her toes?
	Yeah, do they have toes or is it just like a furry covering?
	Yeah, they're doing Sly in the Family Stone after saying the previous song was too old-fashioned.
	This movie was a disaster.
	Like them just trying to make it alone.
	The horror stories.
	The only way you could enjoy this movie is if you were a gay with a fat best friend girl.
	And you're bat fag hag.
	Instead of bloodshed.
	Fat hag.
	Fat hag.
	A fag hag and a fat hag.
	And a cat hag.
	Are the only people who could enjoy this movie?
	A cat hag, a fat hag.
	Look at this shit.
	I've never seen a musical.
	I hate musicals, but I've never seen one that was just one long song.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, Rocky Ord Picture Show had a plot.
	Right.
	Jersey boys.
	I'm not familiar with Jersey Boys, but okay.
	Alright.
	Buddy Holly or whatever?
	Or no, um...
	I would rather kiss Gary on the lips.
	Oh, we're really tapping out.
	Yep.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	I would rather let Gary give me a facial massage with his fucking pterodactyl claws.
	I would not want that.
	Correct.
	But at least it's over.
	Yeah.
	Oh, God.
	Well, this is a good movie to just kind of talk over.
	Oh, wait.
	Listen to Ryan.
	He's kind of sad.
	Actually, I love hating it.
	Let's go.
	And the thing is, with this audio...
	Yeah, we've...
	There's two hours on the card.
	Well, I can scrap the card, but then.
	Yeah.
	No, no.
	Like, let's keep making fun of how gay it is.
	I hate it.
	It's so stupid.
	Can I log into your account after this?
	Oh, my God.
	Let's watch it again.
	Let's watch it twice and really get a good laugh.
	I knew we were going to be watching it.
	By the way, look how high up the hunt was.
	I was at the ha and it was third.
	That's pretty.
	Pretty pretty.
	For a movie that wasn't supposed to be released.
	All right, so you're worried we're going to run out of cards?
	Just for this microphone here, but it sounds nice.
	I mean, it's getting a nice room for you.
	But can't we do a jump cut and empty that card and then put it back in?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm not watching that.
	Bye, bitch.
	Yeah, I'm not watching that.
	Okay, the hunt.
	I have a bad feeling that this movie is saved by a female badass who roundhouse kicks everyone.
	Again, Universal.
	Just in case you were curious about the production company, the distributor of this film.
	So I know that's the first thing you ask when the movie comes up.
	Who's distributing it?
	Who produced it?
	What movies, what companies are behind it?
	Also, of course.
	Blumhouse.
	The infamous...
	Perry Plunder.
	No, it's Blumhouse.
	It is.
	What are they called?
	Blumhouse.
	Blumhouse.
	I'm such a pussy that I've watched Scary Movies Alone and Blumhouse was the production company.
	And that intro scared me.
	Universal Pictures.
	So they show you the logo and then they show you the it in text.
	In case you don't read graphics.
	Hopefully this will smooth out.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, this is a cruel, cruel trick.
	Wow.
	This is how you know whether it's irrevocable.
	1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 7, 1,000, 8.
	1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000.
	1,000, 2,000, 3,000, 4,000, 5,000, 6,000, 7,000, 8,000.
	Oh.
	I think we're good.
	and Remember that one time during Colors Out of Space was only when we were talking shit about the movie?
	We could say nice things about the movie, and as soon as we started talking shit, it would go, fuck you, and it would skip.
	Dude, that's huge.
	What?
	I can't read a damn thing.
	So they're showing a funny turtle meme, and then they say, speaking of which, anyone see what our rat fucker in chief just did?
	And they're billionaires.
	They're calling each other billionaires.
	Deplorables.
	Deplorables.
	And then they said, I'm glad the hunt is coming up.
	Huh.
	So Deplorables got mad, like a bunch of pussies, and said, don't show this movie.
	They shouldn't have done that.
	Or was that some sort of fake?
	No, like Breitbart and all these other right-wing things say there's a movie coming out that talks about hunting us.
	Yeah, I'm not for that whole...
	Yeah, but also we promised not to talk about the manor on text.
	The manor.
	Imagine being so pretentious.
	You name the era you live in The Manor.
	the manor Yeah, by the way, don't talk about the people you fly into a different country to murder on text.
	Not even Telegram.
	Sir?
	Can you get a snack?
	Uh, what?
	Sir, I didn't mean to just want to see you again.
	I'm going to have to reboot this fucking cable box.
	Another jump cut is coming.
	I'll give it three more jump breaks and then we're rebooting it.
	Is that one?
	That's one.
	too.
	It's okay.
	He's a political hack that has been working very hard with the mainstream media.
	And although he's got great sources, I find him to be quite an asshole, frankly.
	Donald Trump, as we know, has done some things.
	Yeah, that's really good.
	I'm letting you riff like in jazz musician.
	I'm standing back.
	I'm Roger Stone.
	I'm Roger Stunn.
	I'm Roger.
	That was pretty good.
	Sir, I didn't mean to interrupt.
	I just wanted to see if you could get a snap.
	I'm just kidding.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	What's up?
	We have some fantastic caviar.
	It's Ecetra, fresh fruit.
	Have you ever had caviar?
	No, sir.
	It's delicious.
	It is, yeah.
	No, it's not.
	Is it not?
	No, it's gross.
	Like salty.
	It's like fish cum thing with some figs or even like a small fish.
	I'm sorry, sir.
	We don't even have a kitchen.
	Full kitchen here.
	Oh, fuck.
	How about a glass of champagne?
	Boom.
	Great.
	Perfect.
	Wait a minute.
	This is tough for us to watch because once again, white males are the bad guys.
	Rich white males are the bad guys.
	They're using the rich white males we actually do hate.
	Yeah, this is the snub liberals.
	But he's informed.
	No one even knows what the stuff tastes like.
	It's just plain old champagne.
	That's basically Milo.
	Yeah, it really is.
	He's very particular about stuff.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Jesus.
	What the hell are you doing?
	What the hell are you doing?
	Oh, fuck.
	Shit.
	Shit.
	What is happening?
	Oh, God.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Calm down.
	Everything's fine.
	Everything's fine.
	It's alright.
	Get some towels.
	Yeah, get towels.
	Okay.
	It's okay.
	It's alright.
	No, no, no.
	It's alright.
	It's okay, man.
	I'm a doctor.
	Oh, great.
	Fantastic.
	If you could just lay those towels on the floor right there.
	What's his name?
	Is that a squealer, I think?
	Randy.
	Randy.
	Oh, that's great.
	Now, I just need you.
	We're just going to go down to the floor.
	Just deal down.
	There you go.
	Do you know what's going on?
	Because I kind of do.
	I just need you to lie down.
	Yeah, I know exactly what's going on.
	How can you not know what's going on?
	Those are the sedated subjects, and he kind of woke up.
	Nice.
	Because he's too big to keep the dose.
	So they have sedated rednecks in the back.
	Because you woke up before you were supposed to.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	And those are the bougie hunters.
	Thank you, Ryan.
	You did know that.
	Damn it.
	By the way, that seems like a waste of a valuable asset.
	Yeah.
	Just trank him again.
	Just trank him again.
	or hit him in the head with a thing So wait, rich snobby guy is actually a liberal douche guy.
	Yeah.
	Rich people are bad in this movie, but they're right.
	Hey.
	Ah.
	Oh, she.
	Put him in the back with the rest.
	This isn't right.
	He doesn't even know.
	It hasn't even started yet.
	God.
	I knew it.
	Comrade.
	War is war.
	You know how women are, right?
	When there's a major.
	He's, I guess, less scary than a spider in a bathtub.
	Right.
	So, you know, when someone attacks a woman, what they tend to do is take off their high-heeled shoe in their PJs and calmly impale him in the eye until it goes to his breast.
	And then remove it.
	And I don't think they showed it, but I'm sure she went like this and just sucked the blood off the tip of the stiletto.
	She put it up her cunt.
	For later, guys, you're not good at this.
	Ouch.
	Wait, is he alive?
	Yes.
	He just got Dan Crenshaw, is all.
	He's just an eye, short.
	What does this guy have in common with the word toad?
	What?
	They're both missing an eye.
	That is so...
	I love that one.
	Why didn't they re-trank him?
	I assume it costs, what, like...
	No. 30 cents.
	What?
	If you buy in bulk.
	What are you talking about?
	Tranks.
	Oh, right.
	No, I'm not talking about tranks.
	I assume it costs like...
	$15,000.
	$50,000.
	to tranquilize...
	Get away with it.
	Get away with it.
	You got to pay, like, whoever low-flying planes that don't have whatever the not FDA, but you know them.
	Right, right, right.
	You got to get through all that.
	So it's obviously comfortably $100,000, but maybe if you were a super expert, you can get it down to $50,000.
	If you buy bulk.
	So that's a $50,000.
	That's like a brand new Range Rover that's decked out.
	And one less...
	Just went...
	Why isn't there security on the plane?
	That guy should be charged for that.
	That should come out of his fucking fucked up.
	Yeah, someone needs to be fired.
	Yeah.
	That guy can't play with everybody else.
	You already killed one, so you're not going to be able to do it.
	The reason I'm so particular about this is because I want to do the same thing, but for liberals.
	And when I do it, it's going to be much better.
	And cheaper.
	The private plane, it'll be like Shank Uger and Andy Campbell and all these Antifa journalists.
	Bill Summers.
	Yeah, they'll all be there.
	And we will kill you, Matthias.
	On the plane.
	We will not kill you on the plane.
	Guarantee.
	Guarantee all fucking teed.
	We will sedate you.
	And if you wake up, we'll sedate you again.
	Like they do with fucking elephants when they're transporting them.
	Hey, where are you going?
	I would be like, hey, I know I'm jumping ahead here, but I'd love to fuck you.
	And I'd love that to be in while we do it.
	And my heels on.
	Can you put on high-heel shoes and then we'll try to survive later?
	Let me fuck you with my heels on.
	See what happens when you pronounce it correctly?
	You got stabbed with a woman with one of her heels on, yeah.
	I wanted to stab you with my heels.
	Period.
	Period.
	I saw Gigi Gorgeous's Instagram today, and she was talking about Oh.
	Just in case you're curious, men can't menstruate.
	She's a woman nerd.
	She's like a superhero nerd, but I keep looking at Nat Getty and Gigi Gorgeous's Instagram, and they're just like, Nat Getty, I kind of understand.
	She's a mentally ill lesbian, and it's just obviously very confused.
	Oh, Gigi, that's Gigi's husband?
	Yeah, husband.
	But Gigi fucking...
	Nat.
	Nat Getty of Getty Oil.
	Nat Getty is Gigi's husband as much as Nat Getty is my husband.
	You're gonna Nat Getty your period, I'll tell you that.
	Look at her run.
	Wow, that was cool.
	That's funny because these people are mentally deplorables, but they're rich actors and they end up having rich people mannerisms.
	Poor rednecks don't run like...
	Nat Getty, your beard.
	Wow.
	I feel like I could get that off.
	It's just leather.
	I guess it's like, you need some pretty.
	Well, you could help each other get that shit off, right?
	Can I chew it off?
	How'd you get it off?
	Oh, there's like the Hunger Games, but.
	Yes, it is the Hunger Games.
	With blue collar people.
	Blue collar Hunger Games.
	That's all it is.
	Great pitch.
	By the way, Republicans, conservatives, let's not ever talk about banning art ever, okay?
	That includes Piss Christ, the dung elephant.
	Dung Mary.
	Dung Mary, whatever.
	We don't ban art.
	That's what they do.
	We are free speech.
	And we enjoy it.
	I like Pissed Christ.
	In fact, I would argue the artist who made Pissed Christ was actually He is Catholic, you know.
	He was talking about the way Christ is being...
	Gotcha.
	He's not just crucified anymore.
	He's drenched in piss.
	Gotcha.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He still exists, but he's obscured by piss.
	Because everybody is obscured.
	I think America First guys should enjoy the show Hunters.
	This is the butthole cut of this movie.
	As we just saw.
	I hate that I can't fart on the mic anymore.
	This is the worst part about the coronavirus.
	You just did.
	No, the worst part.
	Well, you couldn't hear.
	I guess I could.
	The worst part was Yeah, it was HD.
	It's like same level as your ass.
	It's like HD, same level of your ass.
	Not match to subscribe.
	It's like people are like.
	You should do.
	That came from your ass boy.
	You know what you should do?
	Oh my God, you have to do this.
	You do a parody of one of those Asian sneaker pimps, and you have sneakers right in front of you and stuff.
	But you're actually reviewing various farts that have happened on camera.
	It's like, this is Wendy Williams.
	She shoots hot fire from her lover.
	This is badass.
	This one was like totally off the chain.
	Like, literally, there was no chain where she purped.
	This is like, you could tell that some shit came out.
	This was basically a shot.
	She's badass.
	This is called, this is first father days.
	I call it morning trumpet.
	This is, this, you could tell it was so hot that it burned her anal lips.
	The first roll cleared out.
	Oh, my fucking son came up with a funny bit today.
	Instead of being like, hey, man, let me throw something by you here.
	Tell me what you think.
	You say, hey, man, let me wipe something on you.
	So You're like, hey, man.
	Is that your youngest son?
	No, the eldest.
	Oh, really?
	Hey, man, let me wipe something on you.
	What about this?
	In boxing, when there's a knockout, you just stop the fight.
	I don't care if he gets up.
	I don't care if he's down for one second.
	Just the second there's a knockout.
	Let me wipe something on you real quick.
	And then just move past it immediately.
	That's genius.
	Hold on, let me wipe something on you.
	What about school was outdoors?
	Yeah.
	I guarantee if you said it to people, they'd be like, oh, that's the thing probably.
	I'll just move on.
	I'm the idiot.
	Yeah, I'm the dummy.
	Oh, shh.
	Was that baby blue?
	That was the blonde.
	The blue chick.
	Shit just got real.
	Jesus Christ.
	Who just died?
	The blue chick.
	The one who's running like that?
	Yeah, the blonde blue.
	Now, in a movie, is that good?
	As an actor?
	Do you want to die early?
	No.
	You get paid less.
	Are you sure?
	I mean, you're in the movie, you've worked less.
	I know, that's logical, but I'm not sure it's true.
	I'm not, yeah.
	You're dead.
	That's why black people get paid less in movies because they die first.
	Just right off the bat.
	At least in horror movies.
	They absolutely do.
	I'm so proud of myself for not making a racist joke.
	You were dead silent.
	Yeah.
	I had like nine racist jokes going through my head.
	I'm like, I was like, George Bush, not gonna do it.
	It's my birthday tomorrow.
	It's your birthday tomorrow?
	How about a whole body?
	Come on, happy birthday on three, okay?
	One, two, happy birthday!
	No, that's not how it works with spikes through chats, dudes.
	Oh, fuck.
	Press fine.
	Yeah, you'll bleed out.
	You only have no bones.
	I mean, it's conceivable that there's nothing important there.
	Maybe.
	Oh, shit.
	Are these hunter people even having any fun?
	I know.
	These hunter people have blown their nut.
	It's sort of like you go to a buffet and you just eat all the bread first.
	Right.
	You're going to be okay.
	Happy birthday.
	Come on, go with the fucking snowflake.
	See, this is why I don't think art should be banned.
	She called him a snowflake.
	Yeah.
	And that was funny and cool.
	And that was our side.
	Right.
	This is can't be.
	This movie.
	I like this.
	I know, folks at home, I'm sorry that we took away your cats, but I'm having a great time.
	Our shows are usually an hour, just over an hour.
	These shows are like two hours.
	Yeah.
	And we're not talking about coronavirus.
	We're not telling you to wash your hands all the time.
	It's amazing how many celebrities on Twitter are saying, wash your hands, get under your fingernails.
	You told me to wash my socks in the dryer on yesterday's show.
	Play with us too?
	And I regret it.
	Without even wearing them.
	Them being dirty.
	I threatened to take it.
	By the way, you know what's funny?
	That mad TV dude with the beard is one of the most annoying Twitter liberals really.
	Yeah, he's brutal, dude.
	That sucks.
	He will not shut up.
	I've always liked him.
	I never liked his face, but I've always liked his work.
	That sucks.
	And he's not good.
	He's not a good actor, but he's like.
	I enjoy him.
	A chronic masturbator Mark Wahlberg.
	Yeah, he does look like a Downsy Wahlberg.
	He looks like...
	Did that just go right through him?
	This movie just began.
	Fucking crazy.
	Keep climbing, I'm gonna help you.
	Come on.
	No, keep climbing.
	Keep climbing, come in the river.
	Up, up, go up.
	What is this avatar shit?
	How far does the fence go into the ground?
	Gotta go.
	Can you go under the fence?
	That must hurt like a motherfucker.
	Imagine.
	Yes.
	Like, you know how much a splinter hurts?
	Yeah.
	Imagine how much an arrow hurts.
	And it stops your although you're from moving a little bit.
	Oh, that's got a smart.
	Yeah.
	You're deed.
	As they say in Glasgow, you're deed.
	You're dead le.
	What?
	They say le after everything?
	That's Quebec.
	Okay.
	You're deed.
	3,000 miles off.
	He's fucking toast.
	Way to go, rich people.
	You're down to three humans.
	Did you plan this for like half of a month?
	because then that's worth it.
	A lot.
	So it's $50,000 per person.
	And you do this.
	Probably $100,000.
	They had one, two, three, probably six, seven people, right?
	Yeah.
	Let's hope there's a plane full of more.
	There's about $200 in the cash register.
	So let's just say it's a victim per client, right?
	Roughly.
	This has to be a million dollars.
	Yeah.
	We don't want to take the money.
	One victim per million.
	Is that even further than a trip?
	How much is it to go to space?
	I don't know.
	Probably millions of dollars.
	Yeah.
	Jesus.
	Fucking Arkansas.
	It's Mother, Arkansas.
	I love it, though.
	You have grandchildren?
	Can I see a picture of them?
	I'm just kidding.
	I can fucking hit them.
	Son, whatever's going on here?
	What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted.
	But y'all have guns.
	Yeah, to defend ourselves.
	Hello?
	911, whichever.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	There's a bit of killing spree.
	You gotta come here right now.
	Can you repeat that, sir?
	There's been a murder spree in the woods at fucking Massacre.
	It's Manergate.
	I'm sorry, sir.
	I'm having trouble understanding.
	Manergate.
	Just fucking Google it.
	I can't Google it right now.
	Listen to me, okay?
	We woke up with these gadgets.
	Again, if you are setting up a fake 911, then you the dispatcher should say, we'll be right there, sir.
	Thank you very much.
	We're on it!
	And then be like, sorry.
	Unless he wants to break their spirit.
	Fuck.
	Alright, listen to me.
	I just missed a detail.
	What did it say, dude?
	You said that's a great idea.
	Did you know when you write a script, there's certain pages you're supposed to have a thing on?
	You don't want me to go off by the way.
	Like, it's a minute per page, right?
	So 120-minute movie is 120 pages.
	And on page 11, 11 minutes in, you're supposed to have conflict.
	Or like a doohickey.
	Right.
	Like a song.
	Like a verse, chorus, verse.
	Yes.
	I don't know what we're at right now.
	Probably 21 minutes in.
	And on page 21, you're supposed to have a clue.
	Like, these guys are being hunted.
	Gotcha.
	Gotcha.
	How are you?
	This is it.
	Oh, the donuts are poisoned.
	So it's down to two people?
	Wait a minute.
	I'm not paying a million dollars to have some bitch eat a rotten donut.
	Right.
	Yeah, what did they pay to get here?
	They work here.
	Did they even take a plane?
	They just get to have all the fun?
	They're part of it too.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Hey, I want to pay a million dollars to fly to...
	Spoiler alert.
	I'm going to pay a million dollars to fly to Schloopenklappen and pretend to own a bodega and give someone a poison donut.
	I got an idea.
	Why don't you do that in Wisconsin?
	Right.
	For eight bucks.
	And they so eloquently posted, I'm a godless elite for the record asshole.
	Climate change is real.
	Wow.
	This is our movie.
	This is our movie.
	Right.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	These store owners do this all day.
	Oh.
	They're getting more than their money's worth.
	Huh.
	They don't just do one poison donut.
	They've killed like 500 people.
	They're there for the year.
	That's their summer holiday.
	Huh.
	Sorry.
	Wait, should you say this?
	I hate liberal elites who believe in climate change or think climate change is a major threat.
	I don't think they want to literally murder all of us.
	Right.
	I mean, wait a minute.
	That's actually a good question.
	Do they?
	Like, how literal is their hatred?
	I don't think they actually would, but they sure would like to.
	Like, a lot of the people in my neighborhood who hate me for being Trump, if I handed them a gun and said, you won't go to jail and put it up against my head, would they actually pull the trigger?
	You know, it's very...
	Yeah, yeah.
	But you know what?
	Here's what's crazy.
	If you could vote for Donald Trump, African Americans privilege, Julius.
	It's perfectly fine to call them black again.
	Wow.
	According to who?
	NPR.
	Which consists almost exclusively of...
	Niggers.
	The fucking worst.
	I'm coming.
	You there?
	Hey, we're here.
	We got three of them.
	Yeah, they're a million dollars each.
	We blew three million of your money.
	I feel like this movie would be more plausible if the people were like total derelict hillbilly losers.
	Like, I don't fuck my third.
	I'm from the Looney Bin.
	Like, even getting people from the Looney Bin would be a major challenge.
	There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle.
	Oh, God, Miranda.
	You're really scared.
	That's pretty funny.
	That is a good joke.
	This is funny.
	If you were to do this with bums, right?
	It would still be cost-prohibitive.
	Because you have to fly them and there's only a lot of people.
	Imagine getting a bomb out of New York.
	Shoot them with a tranquilizer dart.
	There's cameras everywhere.
	Roll them into a van.
	What the fuck?
	There was a body rolled into a van.
	There's a fine line there.
	And then what airport are you using?
	What plane is going to what, Costa Rica?
	They're in Europe, by the way.
	They're in Schloofenflatz.
	Oh.
	I love Schloofenflatz this time of year.
	Also.
	This was in the trailer.
	Yes.
	But if there was a vote to execute Donald Trump, do you think it would be 100% of the Hillary votes?
	It would be maybe thirty percent of all Democratic votes?
	I would say a hundred million people how many people vote total?
	Three hundred twenty one million?
	Probably less.
	Probably two hundred and eighty million vote.
	Sixty million vote, that's it.
	So maybe it'd be sorry, that was a crazy talk.
	I'm drinking.
	I'm going to say 30 million people would ask you to put a billion draws out.
	I mean, they'd 100 million would say it.
	30 million would want you to literally do it.
	Right.
	that's crazy oh no i didn't most people know where they are the jungle oh you're in the glorious stadium
	Oh, she looks at the cigarettes?
	Devoid of politics?
	Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks.
	You fucked up.
	That's pretty great.
	That's pretty great.
	By the way, if you devote your summers to killing people, the odds are pretty high you're gonna get killed.
	Right.
	Sorry.
	Oh, they're empty too?
	Okay, this is what bumps me out about these kind of movies.
	The fucking my ex-girlfriend is saving the world.
	This is New Jersey Spawn.
	Like, I've dated girls like this.
	They don't shoot fucking old men in the head.
	Why couldn't that be like a Navy SEAL?
	I love that.
	Terry Shappard.
	Why couldn't that be Terry Shappard?
	Yeah.
	Terry Shepard could easily do this.
	Why does American Society do Terry Shappard heroes?
	And they don't.
	But Hollywood does.
	Terry Shappard is Mark Wahlberg in The Sniper.
	The Sniper made more money than all other movies that year combined.
	American Sniper?
	American Sniper.
	That wasn't obviously Mark Wahlberg, but Mark Wahlberg also had a sniper movie.
	Uh-oh, I'm getting drunk.
	American Sniper was Brad Cooper.
	Bradley Cooper.
	Bradley Cooper, yeah.
	This is in the trailer.
	Yeah, wouldn't they get extra?
	Why would you leave the European license plate on?
	Is it more work to...
	You want her make her bust the rusty button.
	I don't want to fuck with no schloopin' flapping license plates.
	So I'll leave that there and then I'll put my new crazy license plate, my fake license plate from Arkansas on.
	With a diamond-plated bumper with the amount of rust that is contingent on.
	I'll spent doing trump loi, as they say in France, on the paint to make it look exactly like the old paint.
	Trump L'Oil?
	Yeah.
	It's like trick of the eye.
	By the way, I got to be honest with you, dude.
	Yesterday, when we saw that rabbit, I was lying.
	What do you mean?
	French for rabbit is la pain.
	It's not babibin.
	I've been teaching you wrong French words.
	This entire time.
	This entire time.
	You've been learning it from bulking.
	So when I said it's like, a babibo.
	And I said, people often abbreviate it.
	Some people say just babi, baby.
	Babi.
	And I was like, that sounds right.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And in my mind, I was like, rabbit, babi.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Babi, rabbit.
	Rabbit is la pang.
	Fuck off.
	And you don't even know if I'm going to be able to do that.
	I'm not even believing I'd be lying again.
	This is poison dose.
	La Lou.
	If you don't mind.
	What happened?
	No, lalu.
	A wolf is male.
	I'll just stick to duolingo from now on.
	I didn't lie to you.
	But let me guess, by the way, speaking of the black girl in Charlie's Angels yesterday, I'm guessing this woman has no depth whatsoever and is like just a robot.
	I think she has one moment where she cries and shows emotion.
	Have you seen this movie before?
	No.
	That sounded sarcastic, but really no.
	That'd be funny if you're jumping on a bear trap because you're with PETA and you're like, I hate fucking bear traps.
	They hurt bears.
	Holy shit.
	And mousetraps, too.
	Mousetraps are bullshit.
	I'd like to give mousetraps the finger.
	Fuck you, mousetrap.
	But I love cheese.
	Takes it.
	Is this the guy who lost Mad Wait from Boy Meats World?
	He was the big fat bully.
	And now he's ripped?
	Yeah.
	Is this the guy in the Will Forte show, Man, Last Man Standing, whatever?
	He is.
	Probably, but he was in American History X. The fat guy from American History X?
	Oh, yeah.
	I wanted to see the coming up.
	Did he turn into like a not fat guy?
	Now he's muscular.
	Like Copper Cab.
	I hate when people being hunted are apathetic.
	Like, how long have you been hunted for?
	Your whole fucking life?
	You can hunt humans with no fucking.
	Yeah, I'm just following tracks.
	Now I'm going to go along the railroad.
	That's how some people work.
	If you're being hunted, you've been, by the way, sedated and flowing to schloop and flats.
	Yeah.
	So when you see someone else, you go, can you believe this shit?
	The fuck?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Adrenaline control.
	Adrenaline control.
	Thank God I'm a proud boy and I got beaten.
	You would have a lot of questions.
	Alright, so here's the deal: we gotta stay calm, stay calm, stay rational.
	How'd they get you on moving?
	Shelter.
	Second, one of us gets hit with an arrow, the other one runs.
	You look like you're feeling better than I am.
	What did you do to combat the sedative?
	Tell me about the people at the botega, the corner store you killed.
	Where are you going now?
	So there is a second group.
	He's from some other group.
	Right?
	And so is she.
	Is she gonna take a shit?
	I don't know.
	I am.
	I'm Gary.
	By the way, Gary is a guy talk for I don't like hearing girls shit.
	Hence our own Gary.
	Oh, she uses her vagina lips to feel if a train's coming.
	My pussy's incredibly sensitive.
	Oh.
	I know you're not super horny.
	I know you just shit.
	I know you just took a shit.
	That'd be funny if they jump on the train and then you see them well healed on the train just like fucking what's her name on the helicopter yesterday and then the credits just roll.
	Girls all around the world gonna make it.
	You can tell.
	Bye Fatty.
	Bye bye.
	It's gonna make it.
	I think she decided to just bring him up.
	You saw that in her weird look.
	That was a weird kind of anti-male thing.
	Yeah, she's like, I could have brought him up.
	Should I keep going with these men in the society?
	Should I continue the patriarchy?
	Ah.
	Like with Charlie's Angels the other day, where they made fucking Charlie a chick.
	Yeah.
	That was haunting.
	Boswell has been bad forever.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	No, no.
	Boswell was only bad after he retired.
	Who's that?
	He was capable of corrupt human beings.
	But the fact that they say the words in woman and then it gets translated.
	What the fuck's going on now?
	This is the immigrant section of this social dialogue?
	They're not real.
	Uh-uh.
	No, we have you.
	Crisis actors.
	What a chance is the one train car with the open doors full of illegals.
	I mean, you look at these fuckers.
	Shoot them out on the head.
	Are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson?
	Oh, no.
	I feel so sorry for immigrants and refugees.
	I'm going to have to rethink my information.
	Oh, this is not good.
	Here's what I'm thinking.
	This is a movie that distances themselves from leftists.
	Super, super leftists.
	But it's a leftist.
	Wait, this movie is offensive to both right and left.
	That's what I like about it.
	I'm offended right now.
	So you're doing a good job.
	It's like making valid points.tv.
	It's offensive to everyone.
	Yeah.
	They're making valid points look ignorant and stupid.
	I don't like it.
	He's essentially the same character from American History X. By the way, that would be a good bluff.
	Pretend you're going to shoot them to see if they're actors.
	And then go like this.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	You pretend you're terrible at shooting a gun and go, and then just miss.
	And see if they go, holy fuck.
	What?
	Toss it, motherfucking jail.
	Come on, die there.
	Yeah, if you hear Jesus Christ, get me out of there.
	Jesus Christ.
	Oh yeah, you're just another Syrian refugee, you blonde woman.
	Wait, how did you know it took place in Europe?
	Because of the license plate.
	No, before that.
	I saw it in the trailer.
	Oh.
	I like how you're dubious of me.
	You've seen this.
	You're paying $20 for this.
	Wait a minute.
	Am I part of this?
	Are you hunting me?
	Yeah, I am.
	No.
	No, no, no, no.
	You're trusting too many people.
	I have a podcast.
	I've been exposing these people.
	Uh-oh.
	Imagine you're in this.
	I bet a facsimile.
	Actually, maybe I am.
	He's about to die.
	They're making fun of your balding and weight gain in one show.
	It isn't.
	Nothing?
	What?
	I wasn't listening.
	I was so hoping my prediction would come true.
	That's the depiction of you?
	They're making fun of your weight gain and balding.
	I'm Gavin McGonigal.
	That'd be funny if that was my biggest...
	I'm actually taking Rogane right now.
	Ron.
	And yeah, I have been boxing for a while because we've been quarantined.
	We need to get fired.
	Wait.
	Wait, this is cool.
	This just got super cool.
	So wait, this is a crisis actor?
	And then they were?
	No, he's one of them.
	And he's there from like two years ago.
	Weird.
	This is not a one-month thing.
	This is.
	Oh, shit.
	That's not good.
	Oh.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Okay, this movie just officially got cool.
	So it's not a silly little month-long excursion.
	It's a year's-long thing with real refugees, real soldiers.
	They keep adding more people to this.
	It's official.
	We're in a cool zone.
	aren't you glad we're not watching cats?
	Yeah, that could have been...
	Yeah, that would have sucked.
	But Idra's Elbis character would develop.
	Being blown by Eva Mendez would suck, but it would be awesome.
	Is that her?
	On that boat?
	No, she's got meat on her bones.
	Bones.
	Meat on her bones.
	And James Corden's character did look promising.
	I wish I could have heard 900 other songs.
	Yeah.
	Arkansas.
	I was eating in Mississippi when I got knocked out for what was it, late 18 hours.
	By the way, don't trust authorities ever.
	Don't talk to authority like this.
	I'm a pro-cop guy, but don't talk to cops like this.
	Just say, I don't know, I don't understand.
	I don't understand.
	No ID.
	Please help.
	Please help.
	Croatia?
	Do you have any problem?
	Croatia, yeah.
	How you get here?
	No matter.
	You need to call the American Embassy.
	That's right.
	That's a Russian accent.
	I don't have papers.
	Can you call the embassy?
	You hunted?
	Oh.
	Ooh.
	Who said I was kind of...
	You hunted like dawn?
	Who the fuck is dawn?
	Yes, by the way, I am being hunted.
	Before we get into it.
	If you're familiar with the Hunger Game shit, then yeah, that's me.
	Wait, you know about it?
	We can talk about Don afterwards.
	I am a hunted guy.
	check.
	Do you have one of those?
	No.
	That's me.
	Hi, what's going on?
	How are you?
	Yeah, I need life, Alan.
	Mm-hmm.
	Told you, assholes.
	Yeah, I was heading north.
	Alright, so they called the Prime Minister of Croatia, President of Croatia.
	And shut this down.
	Credits.
	So they're...
	So are they being protected?
	I mean, he had a hood on his face.
	I'm lost right now.
	Why did they give us weapons before they started picking us off?
	To make it more fair?
	Yes?
	And what was over that pig?
	I thought they were all vegans.
	Me too.
	Wait, he's a spy.
	This is all fake.
	The train, the refugees, the guys, all fake.
	Dude, if there was a refugee camp and one of them blew up because a grenade was in his crutch, the fucking media would be there.
	It would be a huge thing.
	If you're in the real world now.
	Yeah.
	They're not in the real world.
	It's all fake.
	And that guy is part of the setup.
	Yeah.
	He's going to stab right now.
	Yeah, look at his hat.
	Yeah, he really.
	I'm a dumb redneck.
	I like fucking Trump.
	I got Brandon.
	I got a veterans now.
	Fucking niggers coming in here taking our jobs.
	Khaki shirt.
	I hate them all.
	look at these If your synopsis is incorrect, I'm very confused.
	I'm actually not very confident about my synopsis.
	What is this?
	Where are we now?
	I remember my gran is dead now.
	He's lived in 98.
	We're watching Indiana Jones, and the first scene in the film, it's not in Glasgow, is a Nazi's Boots.
	And it starts, and it pans up him.
	That's the first one second of the movie.
	She leans over to me and she's like, who is he?
	The individual even comes up.
	You want to get back to the end of the conversation?
	I don't know, Gran.
	I assume it's the bad guy?
	Let's pan up his body and wait for some swastikas.
	Why you?
	It seems so personal, right?
	I have the same amount of information you do, and I don't know if you can.
	This must have done something to pop up on the radar somehow.
	Otherwise, why target you so specifically?
	What?
	You think it's our punch at the moment?
	No.
	I'm not sad.
	There'd have to be a reason, is all.
	All these terms.
	Can you think of anything?
	Wait, don't blame the victim?
	That's liberal talk.
	Sure is.
	Yeah, she's not.
	Oh, fuck.
	Wow.
	She trusts 0% people.
	Oh, Wowie.
	Are you out of your mind, woman?
	Why can't this be?
	Oh, that scared me.
	Hello.
	Are you guys bored?
	Don't go in the camera.
	You're on the show.
	Is it like live?
	Yeah.
	No, it's not live, but I want to edit it.
	I'm going to hover out.
	This movie is so good.
	Only watch it in the corner?
	How long did it start at the forefront?
	Yeah.
	Watch It in the Corner.
	Oh my God.
	We have these parasite squatters who are looming like rats.
	But it's worth it.
	But it's gory, though.
	No, it's really good.
	Eldest boy, come in.
	Elvis, my boy.
	We didn't kill him until he told us why they're doing this.
	It's like a puzzle.
	Do you want to update her real quick?
	It's hard to.
	I don't even know how to start.
	I'll take a urine.
	I'll take a urine while you update.
	Okay, so here's the story.
	How far into it are you?
	Oh, more than half.
	Oh, crap.
	No, I'm not going to watch it.
	Just half.
	No, no, don't go.
	You might laugh at our jokes and it'll make us sound funny.
	Okay, you know the plot though, right?
	Elitists try to hunt down red stickers.
	Right.
	For a sport.
	And they choose, like, deplorables.
	People with blogs, people who say that liberals are snowflakes, blah, blah, blah.
	And just right now, yeah, Alex Jones would be perfect.
	So in this scene, he was talking about how you can't blame the victim.
	And, sorry, I'm distracted by Ryan's annoying pee.
	Everything about him is annoying, even his pee.
	His pee stream.
	So she, unfortunately, the winner of the whole movie is this badass blonde.
	But she just booted him out of the car and took over the car.
	And the guy she's with, because they ended up at a refugee camp because they jumped a train.
	But we think, I think the train is fake.
	The refugee camp was fake.
	Everything was fake.
	She booted who out?
	The Deplorables?
	This government official who was on her side, who was there to rescue her from the refugee camp.
	The refugees again are the conservatives.
	The Deplorables made it to a train track, and they jumped on a train, and there was a bunch of refugees on the train.
	Because this is in Croatia.
	It's fake.
	So they covered European license plates with Arkansas license plates.
	So some billionaires have bought an area in Croatia.
	Hunger Games.
	No, no.
	It was like a...
	It was like a...
	Yeah, the Tourist.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Kill black...
	It's exactly like...
	Yeah, it's Hunger Games meets Tourist.
	And he's hanging up his gown or his thing in the locker room.
	He's like, so what'd you get?
	Yes.
	Sort of like sport hunting.
	Wasn't that called The Tourist?
	Okay.
	Well, don't be here.
	It's going to be on camera.
	That's my wife, ladies and gentlemen.
	Can I grab these chips?
	Yeah, do you want pepper?
	No, no, okay.
	I'll be back for one second.
	I got chips.
	They were just in little baggies all set up in these.
	But your beers.
	Alright.
	My wife has really risen to the occasion, by the way.
	I think this is her ideal scenario is a pandemic.
	Like, what did she just say?
	Right.
	Hey, can I have some of these leftover chips that were going to the garbage?
	Yeah, do you want popcorn?
	She was going to make a thing.
	More than popcorn?
	Yeah.
	Do you want popcorn with extra butter and nutritional yeast?
	Now we're locked up in the past.
	Have you ever had that, by the way?
	No.
	Popcorn.
	My wife didn't invent it.
	My buddy mark did.
	You have popcorn, you drench it in butter, and then you put on nutritional yeast.
	It's like Parmesan cheese.
	You know what?
	I think I might have.
	Dude, it's just.
	Alamo Draft House and they also have like I think they have cauliflower buffalo wings too.
	They have vegan options like that.
	Somewhere I've had what you're talking about.
	And it's basically, it is Parmesan cheese, basically.
	I mean, like, you can't tell the difference?
	Yes.
	You know what?
	There was a vegetarian restaurant in the East Village up until about maybe five years ago called Kate's Joint.
	And they had these buffalo wings that were these cubes of these rectangular things of tofu.
	Nice.
	That they would deep and they would deep fry and lamb marinate.
	They were heavy, heavy buffalo wings.
	And a lot of the vegetarians would get sick because they couldn't handle the grease because they were meat eaters.
	But, you know, we were meat eaters, so we would go there and, god damn it, they were the most delicious thing on earth.
	You know, at Subway, I prefer the veggie patty, that vegetarian patty.
	Because it's just that weird, microwaved fucking yoga mat.
	It doesn't taste like meat, but it tastes good.
	It's its own thing.
	But it tastes good.
	And good action, if you will.
	But the cauliflower wings, too, it's not even a substitute to Buffalo Wings.
	It's just its own thing.
	It's amazing.
	So I'm going to write down in my notes that I took a piss break.
	No, no, this is all good.
	Okay.
	I'm going to cut out my mic.
	We're in quarantine.
	So this is all quality.
	The only thing you don't want to do is bore the subscribers.
	But I don't think this is boring.
	Which is give them Tusk and make them a bunch of people.
	I'm wearing fucking $900 shoes.
	Is that boring?
	Piss break.
	How much of those sneakers I want?
	Under two grand.
	That's good news.
	What are they called?
	The off-whites.
	A Nike Air Jordan 1 off-white.
	And those...
	It's nothing quiet.
	Those are flags.
	Like, we had an idea tonight.
	Smash the subscribe button.
	Smash the subscribe button.
	No, but Ryan's got to do reviewing sneakers, but he's reviewing farts that have happened on TV, like Wendy Williams and that sportscaster guy.
	Yeah.
	So, like, this one was off the chains.
	This one was super intense.
	So, Mike Dick, Tory known for, like, you know, Totary best coach, but you should see him like rip a fastball like from his butt air.
	Like, Totary, Tory sick.
	No laugh.
	That wasn't.
	That wasn't my.
	Okay, she's a bit of a.
	That was my fault.
	You have to understand my wife has been spoiled by non-stop zingers.
	Because of you?
	Yeah.
	What do you mean?
	Because of me.
	No, because she goes to comedy clubs every.
	All right, we good?
	We settled?
	Sorry for crunching on like everybody at home.
	You said there are three at the gas station.
	I don't trust him, by the way.
	This is the guy he hopped the train with.
	Just leave you all day.
	Wait, now I do trust him.
	What is that?
	No, I mean, I do too.
	Where Mr. Bullshit was taking us.
	It since the driving thing.
	It seems a little obvious.
	Like, maybe he wanted us to find it.
	Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots or idiots pretending to be smart.
	I said, fuck those fuckers.
	He's Alex Jones.
	Kind of.
	Don't give him the key.
	I don't even know if I trust him yet.
	No.
	Shouldn't trust anybody.
	Actually, just shoot him.
	now My mama used to tell me this story about the Jackrabbit and the Box Turtle.
	The Jackrabbit is a real dick because he brags all the time.
	He says nobody's faster than him.
	And what is true.
	Because every time he races, the Jackrabbit always wins.
	He'll fucking force us to put up with this shit day in, day out.
	Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more.
	So the box turtle figures, why not?
	I'll do it.
	But I'll eat his toes off.
	Like, okay, this would be fun.
	Let's fucking go.
	So, bah!
	Jackrabbit leaves the box turtle in his fucking dust.
	I mean, he is.
	She's gonna kill him.
	She's going to explain why he's a liar.
	He wants to put him in the chair and make it seem like he stops and he takes a nap.
	Takes a nap?
	She's the hair.
	He swipes longer than he wanted to.
	Uh-huh.
	Where's this story going?
	Are you gonna shoot me?
	Yeah.
	Uh-oh.
	I got a feeling you're onto me, and I'm dead.
	Why do you have a shotgun in your hand while you tell a story?
	Goes fucking wild later that night.
	Box turtles having dinner with his family.
	As they do.
	Telling those little box turtles how he did it.
	BTs.
	I never give up.
	You call them BTs?
	Keep calling for them.
	Everybody does.
	You can't become just about anything.
	Everybody does.
	Everybody does.
	Everybody calls box turtles.
	I learned it from everybody else.
	I didn't make it up.
	I'm just following the trend.
	JR's.
	JR.
	JR goes up to this TD.
	Smashes up the watching T. Toad.
	It's Dot Boxer.
	He's dead.
	Guarantee he gets shot in the head after this diatribe.
	He sits down and eats their dinner.
	Every last bite.
	Why is she so good at being hunted?
	Hmm.
	She's like a wise old sage.
	She's grabbing back for a...
	I don't start telling Aesop fables.
	I don't turn into mother goose for Christ's pets.
	Oh, there's a pig.
	Shoot it.
	You see a pig with his shirt on, right?
	Yeah.
	See a boobie?
	A little pig.
	Wait, she did.
	Wait, I'm lost.
	Is he good or bad?
	So she just told him that for...
	For what reason?
	They just ran over a man's head.
	Hey, man, before we continue on this tour, can I tell you a little anecdote about a fucking jackalope that's got nothing to do about this turtle?
	Oh, these are the elites hunting them.
	Oh, yeah.
	No.
	Well, maybe.
	Oh, my God.
	We started cats at the beginning of this.
	There's no dialogue.
	It's 100% songs.
	Yeah.
	We made it half an hour in.
	We got to James Gordon, I believe.
	Buttholes were the producers.
	There wasn't any not buttholes in the middle.
	Oh, these Hispanic billionaires down there.
	I fell in love.
	Oh, she was pro-choice.
	Don't joke about choice, man.
	Please.
	What matters is that Haiti is in the midst of a decades-long humanitarian crisis.
	It needs all the help we can get.
	Thank you.
	Does it mean Martin Steven?
	Oh, for sure, guys.
	We're all on the same team.
	They're lampooning the left.
	Like these people are annoying.
	This movie should never have been banned.
	It criticizes both sides.
	I think it's making fun of the times.
	Period.
	Volume control.
	There we go.
	What was the name of that movie?
	Tears of the Sun.
	I mean, that's actually what they called it.
	Tears of the Sun.
	Why is the Sun crying?
	It came out?
	You know, like at theaters and stuff?
	Bruce Wilson's in it.
	Hello, Bruce.
	Cool.
	Sorry, Dina.
	Well, I'm going to go take a piss.
	That's usually an illusion, by the way, when a writer mentions another film in the film.
	So we should look up that film and see what happens.
	It pertains to, yeah.
	I I got that hat.
	Didn't you wear it today?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Did you fart?
	No.
	It wasn't hot fire.
	Chop his dick off!
	Yeah, they a lot of a lot of cutting dicks off.
	Don't slit his throat.
	Why?
	That's boring.
	Cut his dick off.
	Cut his dick off.
	Like Lorena Bobbitt.
	Who, by the way, served 30 days in a loony bin.
	For what?
	Community?
	For sure.
	Cutting off a dick.
	For littering.
	And throwing a guy's dick into a field.
	And I told Anthony Coome, and he goes, what was the charge littering?
	Holy shit.
	That guy is so fucking funny.
	It's intimidating.
	You guys should do a show together.
	It's like the Connor McGregor of jokes.
	Why don't you Skype in with him tomorrow for the show?
	Yeah, okay.
	There's tons of people quarantined that want to chat.
	There's tons of people quarantined that want to chat.
	I do not sound like that.
	Mikey!
	Get him!
	It's probably a bad time, but $70 fucking dollars, $70 for debt is a good deal.
	Just tell them to fucking leave.
	They're sleeping.
	Yes!
	They're sleeping.
	We're actually being hunted right now.
	Fuck.
	Come on, man.
	Yeah, you need to go.
	You're causing a scene.
	You're causing...
	Oh, that's smart.
	A pig was included in the initial box that had the guns.
	What the fuck?
	He was an innocent.
	How the hell did that get in here?
	That also shows they have more empathy for animals.
	Yeah, they're making fun of liberals for being...
	This is a right-wing movie.
	gunshot
	Might need to lower the smidge McGiggle.
	Hyper.
	Call me a pen.
	No.
	My answer is N. Oh.
	By the way, if you hire...
	What do you think's gonna happen?
	The only way I could possibly Wow.
	The only way it could ever possibly work is if it was remote.
	And it was done with drones.
	Imagine the right Trojan horsed this into the left of green for it to be like they pretended to be outraged.
	What about this?
	What if the banning was fake?
	I know, that's what I said.
	Yeah.
	Fake banning.
	This was fake banned.
	They pretended to be outrageous.
	They're like, well, if they're outraged, we have to release them.
	Hey, publish this.
	If you came up with the idea to fake ban this, you're fucking good at your job.
	Nice work.
	Oof.
	There's something that you, in an interview on The New Yorker, where the guy goes, the Was what?
	Sorry, what?
	Meta?
	Meta, yeah.
	Yeah, we're correct.
	I don't even know where he stands in the political spectrum.
	It's hard to tell.
	But is this possible that an artist on the outside would be like, all of it's silly?
	Which is kind of...
	I don't trust this fucker.
	Fuck you, I dropped the pig.
	Fuck you, I dropped the pig.
	Yeah, he's bad news.
	He's like Patrick Stewart in Charlie's Angels.
	Spoiler alert.
	By the way, Elizabeth Banks made Charlie of Charlie's Angels a woman.
	Her voice goes through a vocord and changes it to a male.
	And Bosley, the actual guy, has always been evil.
	He's always been a bad guy.
	Bad guy?
	You don't like Bosley?
	Boswell.
	Is it Boswell or Bosley?
	Boswell.
	Boswell.
	She's a woman.
	She's a woman.
	So he's got a man or something?
	See, you gotta see, when they say liberal stuff, they're spies.
	Mmm.
	No.
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	Don?
	Don?
	Did you get her?
	What?
	I told you!
	Oh, no!
	I told you he's a spy!
	No!
	I didn't want to believe it.
	knew it.
	This is how they...
	Oh, no.
	Fucking cuts.
	You got me in an answer, huh?
	Who's to blame for that?
	You.
	Cursing the carpet?
	Oh, is Lent over?
	Who is it?
	Wait, Lent.
	I talked to God.
	He said that I could have some whiskey.
	No, but my Catholicism is.
	Oh, no.
	It's a pandemic.
	Wait, wait.
	Oh, maybe.
	What do you think about that?
	Oh.
	Don's gone.
	I told from the side.
	I told you to kill her and kill him.
	Don's dead.
	Who's me?
	Then I guess you better come and get me.
	These hunters are incompetent.
	They kill everyone in the first, literally the first 10 minutes.
	I heard them call you a consultant.
	Are you trying these fuckers?
	Yeah.
	How much did they pay you?
	Nothing.
	What?
	What?
	That would hurt me.
	And where is she?
	Why?
	You're what?
	Is that Henry Rollins?
	Henry Rollins?
	Because I am what?
	And uh, Told you.
	I'm gonna look at a car rental company.
	And there's nowhere to put that.
	So maybe today, I can like...
	I'm not familiar with this interrogation technique.
	Sorry, sorry.
	All right.
	Three clicks northwest.
	Told you she was going to be a human.
	No, that's not a human.
	She cried.
	She did.
	She cried.
	Yes, she did.
	She's a robot?
	No, she's an actual robot.
	She's insane.
	They don't give these characters depth.
	No, she has both.
	She's just cried.
	If you, you, my wife, were to do that, you'd go, oh my god, oh my God.
	She's unsorry, sorry.
	That's how you feel about it now.
	She's unsorry.
	But you poke a finger into an open wound.
	Do we like her?
	Yes.
	She's not a robot.
	She just cried because she was thinking about her.
	She's not a southern accent.
	She must be stupid and amazing.
	She must be a little bit of a crazy person.
	Well, that's what this whole movie is a parody of.
	The underestimation of the intelligence of the southerns.
	I'm so fucking bummed they spilt that drink.
	Dude, she cried.
	She killed him, also.
	She cried.
	No, she didn't.
	Yeah, she just wiped a tear off her.
	She was like, I used to work at a car sales place.
	And she was trying to be tough through.
	She was doing a character.
	No.
	She didn't have to act for him.
	What are you doing in my office?
	She didn't.
	Because he didn't see her.
	So she was in a flashback?
	No, wait.
	They kidnapped, like, CEOs?
	This movie rules.
	Let's see.
	Hi.
	So you're aware Martin's account got hacked last week, right?
	Having the CEO here, everything.
	And Martin's one of my closest friends.
	So you know how embarrassing it was for him.
	All the extramarital communiques, oncologists, pictures of his cock decks.
	I mean, they were more than just the cock decks.
	They were texts and emails, and he said some extraordinarily critical.
	I'm sorry to pause the movie, but I think what's going on here is it is not just deplorables they hunt.
	It's people at fancy corporations who make things uncomfortable for the owners.
	So it probably started as a way to hunt deplorables, and now it's just like a way to get rid of the refuse.
	It's the cancel culture.
	Yeah.
	And it's weird to be brave.
	I'm watching this and secretly fantasizing about doing it to you.
	Me?
	But for why?
	The president.
	Oh, well.
	For the president.
	Don't do anything against the president and you know it.
	I wouldn't be stupid enough to fly to Croatia.
	I just wanted them to send me video of you.
	Wait, what's going on?
	Wait, what?
	The wire transfer is happening presently.
	It's like in the same state.
	Yeah.
	It was like a baby pig.
	What's going on?
	I fucked up one too many times.
	Get better an afterfocus in your next life.
	In your afterlife.
	Don't you autofocus.
	Even when I told you to put on autofocus to get the beer.
	For the beer.
	Not for the entire fucking show.
	Day equals ruined.
	Peter.
	Infuriating.
	Athena.
	At least the hunt's coming up.
	Nothing better than going out to the manor and slaughtering a dozen deplorables.
	Manor, we promise not to talk about the manor on text.
	Ted.
	Liberty, deleting this threat.
	What a strange name for your area.
	Try and get it.
	Are you aware there's an active group of people out there who believe this is a real thing?
	Believe what's a real thing?
	That you're hunting human beings for sport.
	Ow!
	Are you getting the shit out of your stick?
	Stop blocking your eyes.
	It hurts.
	It hurts.
	You have epicantic folds for this very purpose.
	And I want to keep them epic.
	What?
	Yeah, conspiracy websites are all over.
	Wait.
	Does it hurt?
	She was just killed.
	I don't know the names of them all.
	But anyway, somebody pulled a property tax banner that you bought in Vermont.
	Manor?
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont.
	It's a three-bedroom house.
	Jesus, I can't believe you used that word.
	Manor?
	No.
	Deplorable songs.
	What manners?
	Charged.
	Oh, well, I initially.
	I'm completely lost.
	What part of Vermont?
	Killington?
	What?
	What would you prefer I call them, Hall?
	Gun-clutching home phone?
	Stop, please.
	Academically challenged racist.
	Hey.
	What about two deprived babies?
	We have our best team at Reputation Management flooding, flooding the search engines in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream.
	But even if by some miracle it doesn't, I really don't see that happening.
	Do you know what's going on right now?
	Richard did what he had to.
	He's out of Blue West.
	Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation.
	Liberty exited for fun.
	I'm sorry.
	You gotta go.
	Paul?
	It was just a joke.
	One joke.
	Wasn't funny.
	It wasn't real.
	I mean, I wish this was a real thing.
	It actually is real, Hillary.
	Do some research.
	Remember that movie where she was a boxer who won the Walter Waite Championship?
	A million dollar baby.
	Yeah.
	She just fucking kicked ass.
	She started at 40.
	My wife just going, I'm going to become a world-class boxer.
	That was Clint Usko.
	You love that guy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	People believe I'm taking human beings at my manor.
	What a fucking freebie!
	This was Gary for USA.
	He's called the Confederate Fire score.
	It's actually kind of a hole in the plot.
	What does FP stand for?
	Like if people who were deplorable randomly started disappearing, how long would that last?
	I mean, the people approximate to us are on 4chan, and they found Trilobuffs desolately cated in proximity to us are near us.
	Yeah, adjacent to us.
	Even close.
	Is that a kimono?
	That's appropriation.
	With 4chan, they found Trilobufs.
	See, look, it's a parody of liberals, too.
	They lost their jobs and their reputation.
	So did I, Miranda.
	But I'm dealing with it with, you know, drugs and alcohol like a normal person.
	Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia?
	No?
	No?
	Because I didn't.
	It was a blessing in disguise.
	We're going to build that gas station for pennies.
	Next slide!
	That guy died at the beginning.
	No!
	No!
	Listen, listen, listen.
	If we don't have at least one person of color in this problematic, I'm playing an Arab refugee.
	I'm from Connecticut.
	Isn't that a little problematic?
	That was your idea.
	What was your idea?
	It was weird when you said it.
	Because we need to lean into the stereotype.
	Correct.
	To let them just expose their biases.
	Then they're not going to know why we're killing them.
	Was there a black guy?
	I don't remember.
	It was the guy that got blown up with a grenade.
	No, that was the Arab.
	That's him.
	No, the black guy they just showed the cowboy hat.
	That was him leaning into the stereotype of the cowboy hat black guy.
	That was the guy.
	Oh, shut the fuck up.
	It really was.
	Oh, wait.
	That's why he was like, I think he is guilty.
	Yes.
	The black guy said, you know, it's funny how they have a character in a film say, I'm not that person.
	You're crazy.
	And they're good actors because they're actors.
	But they're also.
	But you're watching it going, oh, she's innocent.
	Leave her alone.
	But it's actually...
	Because you're used to like humans.
	The black guy said, I'm from Connecticut and I'm not even Indian or whatever the fuck.
	That guy wasn't black.
	He was Arab.
	The guy they showed on the screen was black, black and he black.
	Oh.
	Uh-oh.
	So she's meeting Dr. Hillary's Hillary Sc.
	Keep your guns and jump over some other part of the wall.
	What are you doing?
	They might have her in sniper.
	And by the way, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Why do you live there?
	You live on a hunting deplorables?
	Yeah, what is it called?
	Mansion Complicit?
	You live in a place where you just hunt humans?
	You're like way worse than any serial killer.
	Actually, you're literally a serial killer.
	What is that called?
	Camp Incrimination?
	The entire fortress you lose in?
	Well, I was trying to start a mass camp called Concentration Camp.
	Oh, that's a classic.
	Have you seen it?
	I actually masturbate to it every morning.
	That's disgusting.
	Do you know what it is?
	Is it the same one that I saw where people are fused together?
	Do you know what it is?
	I'm trying to see masturbators.
	Oh, Charlottesville.
	You see that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	That deserves a rewind.
	Hashtag Tottenham.
	I was blamed for.
	I'm in this movie.
	You detested it on air all over the star.
	You just farted.
	We fart right in your face.
	Where's Charlottesville?
	That's Charlottesville.
	Oh, yeah.
	With the tiki turkeys.
	There's Penn, Jen Pulette and Laura Loomber.
	But that was the guy.
	That's the guy that, one of the guys that survived that whole thing in the beginning of the movie that we hated?
	That he's an unsufferable liberal.
	Right.
	So these are everybody, I guess.
	Wait, is the implication there that people who were at Charlottesville should be shot in the head?
	That's what's good about this movie.
	It keeps you.
	You don't feel the message.
	Oh, there she is.
	Or this.
	I think she's in the NRA or something?
	Die, bitch.
	Go to the manor.
	Like that scary Halloween place that people go to?
	Do those torture challenges, the manor?
	Remember that?
	It's called hell.
	No, it's called the manor.
	It's a guy who puts people through these challenges.
	Look, they haven't given this character any depth.
	Like, show her trip or to have something to offer.
	She cried.
	I'm trying to tell you.
	Oh, this is a cool twist.
	Wait, what?
	Did you pause it?
	Do.
	Did she?
	Hold on.
	That's Hillary Swank.
	Yes.
	I thought we knew that, even though she's the mastermind.
	So she's.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	you're forgiven.
	I don't think I was ever not forgiven.
	Because I convinced you he was one of us.
	Was he?
	Maybe.
	Oh.
	Maybe not.
	Hmm.
	Who am I?
	Who am I?
	I don't know who you are.
	I just know that you're crazy.
	Fake southern accent.
	If you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy.
	So that just makes me feel mad.
	Okay.
	So who am I?
	Where are you going?
	Crazy school.
	What?
	Crazy.
	Because we kept coming up and down the stairs.
	To dry our feet off.
	Right around the time your daddy was killed by the police when they raided the methamphetamine lab.
	Your mother joined him soon after that.
	Overdose.
	Oh.
	Probably the last batch of daddy stuff.
	Hmm.
	That's humanity.
	You know, it's imply by a swank.
	What's going on?
	She knows all about her.
	She said something about where she was raised.
	Her dad got raided for having a methamphetamine lab, and then her mother overdosed on meth or whatever the hell.
	So she knows her whole story, but so he's like, was Don in on it?
	And he was like, maybe he was working for me.
	Maybe he wasn't.
	Maybe you don't know.
	What do you know about me?
	And then she said, I don't know, but I know you're crazy.
	And she said, well, if you're crazy, then that means you could tell if I'm crazy.
	And if you could tell that I'm crazy, then I'm not crazy.
	And then blah, blah.
	Some shit like that.
	So they're just, I'm even more confused.
	Sure.
	Kind of girl cheese.
	That is queer.
	Grey air is good.
	Nothing else has that kind of balance.
	That's true.
	After your mom died, you bounced from part-time job to part-time job to welcome back more times than I could count, honestly.
	The only consistency was your inability to stay employed, which is fine.
	This country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant as much as it belongs to me.
	By the way, wouldn't it be funny to see that actress's background?
	Which one?
	The blonde.
	Yeah, I have a feeling she's never done anything but succeed.
	She worked at Muya Berger.
	She fucking slayed.
	She became the manager.
	And then she got to something.
	This is her first improv at UCB, and she fucking slayed.
	She had a podcast that got nailed, but then she was like, then she was on SNL, and she was like, Lauren Michael said, please come on SNL.
	She said, no, thank you.
	And then they did Enrique Inglatius, Johnny Depp, Frenchman for some reason.
	Can you be in our fucking hunting deplorables movie?
	And she's like, what time of the year is it?
	Oh, it's shot in fucking Croatia.
	Yeah, my boyfriend lives there.
	Sure.
	My vacation in St. John's is almost done.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm just finishing a cheeseburger in St. Martin.
	Because how is she so good and so anonymous?
	She has so much confidence, you could tell, as an actress, but you've never seen her before.
	We'll look up her IMDb afterwards.
	You fail, we pay.
	Because she's out acting Hillary Swing in this scene right now.
	And we'll never see her again, I assume.
	She's moved on.
	Not you, Crystal.
	You decided to go on the internet and wrap your stupid mouth.
	Thirteen months ago you posted this on a...
	Oh, you hear that?
	That's why this movie is cool.
	She just said, you decided to go on the internet and run your fucking mouth.
	So this movie is anti.
	The villains are anti-free speech.
	Are you pretending to be more concerned than you are?
	Because you're a singer too.
	This is you right now.
	No, no.
	No, you're right.
	But not only that, you decide to go on the internet and run your fucking mouth, and they are in a murder scene right now.
	But do you know what happened?
	Hilary Swank's character, when she was in that flashback, she was canceled by two people in a meeting because she said deplorables.
	Oh, right.
	They canceled her for saying deplorables.
	And she was like, it was just a joke.
	And then they canceled her.
	So now she's about to do the same to that chick?
	I guess.
	I guess it's almost like you get abused, so then you abuse yours or something.
	Like, ugh.
	Kids being molested.
	Yeah, it's like the gift that keeps on tormenting.
	This bitch, Athena Stone, murders innocent men and women for sport.
	Hillary Clinton.
	The evidence is all there.
	T-H-E-I-R.
	Her manner, her travel records.
	Oh, and in case you were still on the fence, she fucking admitted to it in a text message.
	Are you rewinding?
	No.
	Wait, I didn't get that.
	That woman does kill people.
	No, she's making fun of her for spelling their, which you didn't get because you don't read.
	No.
	That's not true.
	That's not true.
	I read.
	I mean, I'm a guy.
	I'm always reading.
	I thought they were making fun of their rep because he said they're rapists, they're murderers.
	And it's contentious whether he said there or there.
	Go ahead.
	So she's criticizing her.
	I love how, by the way, we're so retarded that we're watching a movie and we're breaking it down like it's some sort of fucking scully.
	Hold on.
	Let me pause.
	I'm able to understand the last sentence that was said.
	You might as well be looking at a fucking color book and going, I totally understand this.
	What they've done is they've colored in the hamburgler in his appropriate prison colors because he is a thief.
	And then they Have Grimace here.
	The purple menace is what I call him.
	He's colored in purple.
	I totally get that.
	Wait, this is a good idea for a t-shirt, though, isn't it?
	With the red?
	Everybody you kidnapped and killed.
	That's because they busted you and your friends and buddies.
	No, you busted us.
	We were joking.
	But you ignored my jokes.
	Literally, you actually believed we were hunting human beings first.
	So you hunted human beings on human beings first?
	No, yeah.
	It wasn't true.
	But we decided to do it because you thought we were.
	It's not a fucking manner.
	It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated.
	Okay, right, but it's yours in your hand, people.
	So it's.
	It's true.
	Now.
	Now it's true because you made it true.
	They're saying that the right manifested the left.
	I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this movie's fucking brilliant.
	He wanted it to be true.
	And one of the most brilliant parts about it is that it's bipartisan.
	This is makers approved.
	I don't know if this is fucking makers mark talking.
	But this movie's fucking on point.
	I give it one missing glasses crack, by the way.
	That's dangerous.
	You got the wrong crystal.
	There's another Crystal MacRaezy back home.
	She spells "A" with an "E".
	Oh.
	Hey, I get her mail sometimes.
	I bet she's brilliant.
	I bet that's brilliant, too.
	And it's...
	It does.
	Because she doesn't think she's smart enough to come up with this, I bet.
	Right?
	She's lying, too.
	She's lying right now.
	Yes.
	By the way, can't you just strangle this...
	Let's call her right now.
	No, you swank.
	I'll give you her number and you can call.
	It's not going to happen.
	You don't really care about the truth, do you?
	Of course I do.
	The only difference is I'm right.
	Isn't this kind of a hole in the plot that someone accuses someone of having a hunting camp and then they go and make it real just to spite them?
	Like if someone said, I have a puppy dad where I boil alive puppies and eat them.
	I was like, that's not fucking true.
	You know what?
	Fuck you.
	And then I had a big kiddie pool of boiling water and boiled puppies and ate them.
	Why should I show you?
	Oh yeah, now it's true.
	What do you think of that now?
	I have an idea.
	I think it's that this is a parallel to Hillary Clinton, but if they were to make it a character that's running for president, it would have been too bar.
	They're talking about Hillary.
	But this is a good way to compare it to Hillary Clinton.
	That's what I'm thinking.
	They compartmentalize the theories that she kills people.
	Everybody thinks Clinton has a body count.
	And are you basing your theory on the first name?
	No.
	What if...
	And has the power to do it.
	But has she done it?
	I don't know if it's this corn juice, but this guy's starting to sound pretty good.
	So this little Jap Reagan is starting to come up with some good ideas.
	And then she's like, now I'm going to actually start killing people because you guys are.
	Do we really have to keep listening to Beth Oven or can we fucking get home with it?
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah.
	Ooh, that smell.
	I was going to say, women don't want to fight like that, but no one does.
	Like, if you broke into Conor McGregor's house, he'd probably go, you need to get the fuck out of here.
	I called the Fogon police.
	That was him.
	Oh, no!
	Do you think that fire is going to play a part in the beatdown?
	Not much of a lanthus.
	Did you burn me for one tenth of the tech?
	Not a flamethrower.
	Steve opened my eyebrows.
	Big whoop.
	Singe my views.
	Whoa.
	Nice catch.
	What just happened?
	That was pretty cool.
	Did she just kick her like five feet away through that fireplace?
	What is she?
	The Hulk?
	oh I need a gun.
	Girls are so weird and all lesbian secretly that I wouldn't be surprised if they just start rimming each other.
	Like...
	Have you ever been in a fight like this?
	No.
	Oh.
	That's the...
	That's...
	That's sign language for...
	That's soundlangu for.
	Don't even talk about it.
	yes
	If this was a real girlfriend on Reddit, it would just be here.
	And then that weird ape thing.
	Hmm.
	There's no like.
	It's a ballet.
	Yeah, this is like cats.
	At the 11th hour, she's gonna find something like a screwdriver.
	And she'd be like, or not.
	I love those rocks.
	Yeah, what?
	Those are nice.
	Those are wall rugs.
	I got walls up.
	I got rugged on my walls, motherfucker.
	I got rugs on my walls.
	I got motherfucking balls.
	I got people went in front and something hanging out the stalls.
	Beautiful.
	Thank you.
	That is pre-book rap.
	This is like all around a well done movie.
	Chin, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin!
	By the way, this is what we were talking about with the movie yesterday where we didn't spend any money on hits.
	Right.
	So everything is fucking Star Wars.
	it's suitable i feel like this has more It's making me want to fight you.
	You know what it'd be like?
	Jock Cluso?
	You know what it'd be like?
	Jock Cluso and that little Asian guy?
	You know the Pink Panther fights?
	You're a good fighter, Hillary Swank.
	You're a great CEO of a major corporation.
	And you're also great at MMA for some weird reason.
	Oh, no.
	But the chick's going to pull it out of her neck and put it in her eye, just like the fucking bagdi in the movie.
	I guarantee it.
	That was good.
	He was winning.
	By the way, this is the only female fight I've ever seen with zero hair pulling.
	How perky that guy did go?
	This is like, uh, I Am Legend, where he's working on the zombie and she has perfect hits.
	I know, who's lying down on there?
	Why do you call me a snuggle?
	It's a reference.
	See, I knew they wouldn't start liking it.
	This is like how I would draw tits if I was drawing this scene.
	Yeah.
	But why am I snowball?
	What?
	So I snowball?
	Snowball is an idealist.
	He wants to make the world a better place.
	It's one of the other pigs that make up lies about him.
	Turn him into the enemy.
	Correct.
	If you're talking about Trump, that's correct.
	I think you should be snowball.
	You had an animal.
	Try to get out.
	Yes, ma'am, I did.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Sure.
	Are you Justice Royal?
	We're both dead.
	Excuse me.
	I got there, Chris.
	Didn't I?
	No, ma'am.
	You didn't know her.
	Whoops.
	I'm sorry.
	She got the wrong person.
	Might as well lie to her if she dies.
	I don't think she did.
	Why not?
	Because they're both dying.
	I know, but why wouldn't you just lie to her?
	Why would she lie to her?
	She's got to fuck her over.
	But what does she have to lose?
	Leave me a rhyme.
	When you die to make her feel.
	Did you always actually respect me?
	I would go, yes.
	That's important to lie to people when they die.
	Oh, there's a baba la pou.
	That's not the French word.
	Whatever the hell animals.
	Is that what's true?
	You told me?
	A babibu.
	But for sure, it's a babib.
	A babib.
	Babib.
	Most people just say babib.
	So did she lie?
	So she lied to make her die thinking she fucked up?
	Yeah.
	Gotcha.
	Oh my god.
	I got an infected wound.
	I got a knife in my body.
	I'm gonna burn my wounds shot.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	More like Krim who lay down for a nap.
	I'm gonna put on the gown with my burn shot wound.
	Oh, is Hilary Schwink the one that put that stiletto in the person's eye on the plane?
	Oh, I'm not.
	Because we never saw her face.
	go girl Hi there.
	The uh assholes you work for tried to kill me.
	So I killed him instead.
	Now I want to go home.
	that gonna be a problem?
	Certainly not yet.
	No.
	Yeah, but what happened to you?
	Yeah.
	Here's the thing too.
	Any super.
	This is super cool ending, by the way.
	Huh?
	This is a super cool ending.
	How about snack?
	Wait, have you seen this?
	I'm saying, this is a super cool ending.
	It really is.
	But here's the thing too, they're really Wait.
	No, I don't think I'm really allowed to.
	Well you are now.
	Have sex.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That just made the movie.
	Sitting in the same seat as the super snobby guy.
	Yeah.
	She's chugging fucking champagne with how is it?
	It's like you're about to try it, bitch.
	You tell me, lish.
	Fucking greps.
	That was awesome.
	Fuck yeah!
	Fucking yeah, motherfuckers.
	What?
	And Bloom nailed it.
	Raymond Lindaroff.
	Craig Zogl.
	Nick Cusie.
	I gotta end it.

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