(Part 2 only on Censored.tv) That's where we get to do stuff that YouTube would poo-poo us for. GOML LIVE streams on FreeSpeech.tv every Thursday, taking your calls and hitting on all the things that are fun and good. Episode Description: What did you get for Christmas? Was it cool? Did someone try to steal it? In this quick episode we catch up on letters and marvel at how far down the alien rabbit hole UK has gone with their trans hysteria. We catch glitter bomb guy lying, again and then we take a bunch of calls including, guess who? more Groypers.
See if you can join the dots vis-a-vis the names, then look at how it's reported.
It's like they hate that they have to report this.
It's like they're talking through bare teeth.
Yeah, I saw this story the other day, and I saw this inbred looking Muslim is a cop and also a child rapist.
And I thought, imagine being so politically correct that you have inbred pedophiles on your force just to make people happy.
And then the BBC News goes, shit, this ticks off all of Tommy Robinson's boxes.
So this is how they write it.
Police officer Amjad Deeta, in group, charged with sex offences.
16 men, including... men, just men, not Pakistani Muslim men.
16 men, including a police officer, have been charged with historical... historical sex offences against children.
West Yorkshire PC Amjad Deeta, also known as Amjad Hussain, 35, has been charged with sexual touching.
He and 15 other men are charged with offences against three girls in the Halifax area dating from 2006.
It includes Mr. Data, who was attached to West Yorkshire's Police Protective Services operations.
Oh, minor detail.
See, he's the one protecting these innocent people from harm.
Was a serving officer at the time of the offense he has been accused of.
He has been suspended from duty, the force said.
The 16 men, all from Halifax, will appear at blah blah blah blah blah.
And then they list all the charges in a very bully bullet point way.
And notice there's no author's name with this too.
That's kind of a British thing, though.
Okay, that was fun.
Good letter, Nick.
I hate the BBC so much.
He ends this letter in all caps with, I hate the BBC.
Gavin, please learn when not to use the word less when fewer should be used.
You make this mistake again and again and it's making me want to kill you.
You claim you love the English language and want to preserve it, yet you massacre it on a daily basis, worse than two Cantonese women trying to sing rap songs.
I made up that part.
Half of that letter I'm saying.
Example, Ryan has less male influence.
Influence being something that's not countable.
Because he had fewer parents.
Parents being countable.
Not the best example, but you get the idea.
Love the show, Tom.
All right, Tom.
I did not know that, actually.
And from now on, we'll be more ardent about maintaining the validity of less and fewer.
Aren't we glad we're catching up on these letters?
It's so entertaining.
Knowledge is power.
Knowledge is power, and power is boring, dode.
If you were a dode, let's say I was flipping and flopping around like a dode, This one is from Shixpikixi.
Witch versus space wizard on Sky News talking about trans kids.
This is the UK under a conservative government.
And a tranny complains to the police because a pornographer won't fuck it because it still has a penis.
I remember that one, that story was big.
And then it has Jamie Windust Who's sitting there.
Will you fucking pull this up already?
Holy shit, you're torpid.
Waiting, waiting. - Hey.
Well, I don't think we should be providing this treatment to children at all.
I think it's irresponsible and inappropriate.
It's an untested, uncontrolled experiment on these young people.
Young people are coming out in numbers as they've never come out before.
We need to ask why.
The demographic is very different.
Traditionally, transsexualism has been male to female.
Suddenly, most of these are girls.
None of these questions are answered.
Instead, a process seems to happen by which promises are made to these young children, and they're not delivered.
And then we're wondering why we have a mental health crisis amongst them.
But on the subject of mental health, Debbie, for a child who identifies as trans, what impact does going through puberty have on their mental health?
Well, it's what puberty is.
Puberty is part of our natural development as human beings.
Can you zoom out a bit so we can see the crayon?
I went through puberty.
But we're saying to these children, you have a choice about going through puberty.
You can go through puberty or not.
Never before in history have we ever played... Keep me in it or we're going to lose it because of the YouTube laws.
So just zoom out within that window.
There you go.
We're still missing.
Is Sky London gonna shut us down?
I don't think so.
So wait, what does this say?
35 psychologists have... Get rid of me.
35 psychologists have resigned from children's gender identity service in the last three years.
35.
Isn't it funny how that weirdo trans guy with a penis and tits is the voice of reason?
Why do they never talk about anything else like math and weather?
It's always about their balls and their tits.
Jamie Windust is here to defend teen sex changes.
But first, let's hear from the voice of reason, my drunk uncle, Johnny Winters.
On such young people.
These are adult decisions which we're asking children to make.
We would never give these children the chance to have a tattoo and make those decisions.
That's the lead singer of Tange.
These are my exact points.
Jamie, it's too much too soon.
I think what is really important is to know the context.
their fertility, they can be sterilised and are on medication for life.
And these are very young pubescent children.
Jamie, it's too much, too soon.
I think what is really important is to know the context.
Just pause.
Can we take in that face, please?
What face?
Can we take in what the fuck we're looking at right now?
The other lady?
No.
Should I rewind?
Nope.
Jamie Windust.
Jamie Windust.
Allow me to just eat a giant Jamie Windust cupcake.
I don't think I'm picking up what you're putting down.
What do you see?
The glasses are ridiculous.
You're right.
This is like when Larry Barnes calls me the mayor of Cupcakeville.
That's the mayor of Cupcakeville.
Where's the top hat, mayor?
I gotta get a picture of that.
Your honor.
That looks like Nate over his dream girl.
Oh my God.
I bet he takes the train home too and people are like, you're fucking kidding me all you might.
He goes, and then he gets home and he cries and he makes a video about harassment.
I was just attacked on the train, ridiculed.
I felt very unsafe.
Yeah.
Cause you dressed up in the funniest costume I've ever seen, including all my 49 Halloweens.
My sexual preference is space alien.
Jamie, wind dust!
How?
And by the way, it's not wind dust.
It's wind dust.
Like when you win, and it's dusty.
What a fucking prat.
When I was playing blackjack, I had a real bad losing streak, so I had to put some wind dust on me.
To win more.
Jesus Christ.
That's my girlfriend.
She's, um, clearly she doesn't make a lot of money.
Whatever happened to him, huh?
Yeah, we lost him.
He stopped communicating with us, didn't he?
I'm sad about it.
All right, let's hear what Jamie Windus, and let me just tell you what Jamie Windus has to say.
Obviously, there are complications with having puberty blockers and medication, but we are dealing with a crisis at hand.
We are dealing with an alarming suicide rate, and if we don't do something and try to help these children, then it'll be much worse off for them.
So we're trying to help people, Become okay with their identity.
That's really what we're about here, is helping people to be okay.
And I don't think that's a crime.
with these situations.
Puberty blockers are not supplied to young people before they enter puberty.
You still have to be 16.
You still need parental or guardian consent.
So there's still a lot of- Just pause.
I don't think that's true.
Why would you take a puberty blocker when you're 16?
When you're a third of the way or whatever it is done.
I've read that it starts pre-pubescence.
It's like 10, 11, 12 year olds.
It's how you block something, isn't it?
It's blocking puberty.
Oh, that's why they call it that.
Is this a thing that they do where they just lie?
Maybe.
...of assessment from the GIDS on these services.
Is he going to work like this?
This is work.
The puberty block has not prescribed at an earlier point to stop puberty, and then the hormones prescribed at the age of 16.
So through that process, for example, with the Tardis Stop Centre, they assess based on your personal experience.
I think what tends to happen in these circumstances is that a transition, for example, is seen as one path that is blanket for everyone, and there are so many different ways To be trans, you don't even have to medically transition and you can still be trans.
So I think this kind of... Just pause.
See, he just reversed it.
He said, oh, they're not given until you're a teen.
Well, no, that's the hormones.
The puberty blockers block puberty.
So they start before that.
I think there's so many different areas you can do.
Some people don't use medication at all.
Yeah, we're not talking about them, clearly.
God, these fucking aliens suck at logic.
How did you make it to Earth?
How'd you control your spaceship?
I'm surprised you know how to drive a spaceship.
It doesn't run on logic, it runs on mechanical stuff.
Were you a stowaway on your spacecraft?
No.
I don't think your other aliens would be very impressed knowing that you were on TV speaking to Earthlings.
You're ignorant.
Get policy that all trans young people are going through this journey.
No one's saying that.
My transition is from boy to boy, George.
It's not correct.
It's not what's actually happening.
Oh.
Oh, that was a great defense.
So we say it's wrong to give kids puberty blockers.
And they said, no, all kids are getting puberty blockers.
Yeah.
Murder is wrong.
Not all people are being murdered.
The fuck are you talking about?
Um, all right, let's do the next letter.
That was fun, by the way.
Thank you for that.
Youngest transgender, this model is 25, became the youngest transgender person at 15, claimed she's a victim of transphobia after a pornographer refused to have her sex with her because she has a penis.
Yeah, that's ancient news.
That's from back in October.
That's why I didn't cover that.
Who dat?
Okay, this is a very hurtful one.
Okay, I'm ready.
It says the direction we're going in is wrong, basically.
What direction?
Well, we have been doing, for the holidays, we've been doing a lot of video coverage, viral videos.
In fact, the January 2nd one is all, well, no, it's not all.
It's about the 19 most clowniest moments.
It was written by Fag, by the way.
Sure.
Gavin, for the love of God, please stop playing all the shitty clips you make fun of for way, way longer than needed.
Like the stupid comedian librarian on your 100th show Why did we have to watch the entire thing?
Even five seconds of that dumb cunt was enough to make my blood boil.
We get it.
These people are morons and they suck.
So make fun of them quickly and get them off the screen.
You're making me fast forward through that shit and I miss out on your witty banter.
Be better.
Okay, that sounds like a valid criticism.
And I did sense that I was going really long on her, but that was kind of the vibe with that one.
Like, remember the Iron Man episode?
Iron Man.
That sucked.
But in retrospect, I'm glad it's there.
Right.
Like, sometimes we go through videos, and then sometimes we just want to watch that shit show.
And by the way, we should have watched the entire thing, because at the end, she ties in my boyfriend Alex Jones in Shark Tank, and she does a whole weird, totally unfunny, poem About, like, getting raped by Mark Cuban and Alex Jones, and it's live on Shark Tank, and they're all drooling and throwing money everywhere, and it was just, like, a really bizarre, sexually sadistic poem.
It's worth watching.
Poem.
Did I do my... I did my first sponsor read, right?
Yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
All right.
We're running out of time here.
We've got to take some calls.
Let's talk to Mike for a second.
Glitter Bomb 2.
They actually made a Glitter Bomb 2 video right in time for the holidays, and it's even more fake than the last.
I'm drunk.
Check it out.
Now, as you recall, there was a guy who built a glitter bomb to catch thieves, and it was clearly... Stop, stop, stop.
Amazon trying to discourage package stealing, and I purport that they are paying this guy to pretend that he makes suicide.
Suicide.
Glitter bombs.
Suicide belts.
What the fuck?
It blows up when you steal his shit.
It's just way too expensive, way too much technology, way too well funded.
This is not a guy fooling around.
So I caught him the first time and I said Glitterbomb is fake and I proved it and he's here for round two.
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When we caught you lying?
You're a liar, dude.
And the police wouldn't do anything about it, even with the video footage, which made me sad.
What were they supposed to do?
Go track her down?
It's all coming back to me now.
of my childhood heroes, I decided to make a bait package to lure would be thieves and the internet seemed to like it. - Remember the, it's all coming back to me now.
Remember the way we solved it was the batteries.
There's no way that the batteries would last long enough.
And they had this really bad actor, this black woman that was like, Oh my God, that's so crazy.
There's glitter in my car.
Woo.
It stinks real bad.
There's a fart spray.
P.U.
I don't like fart sprays.
I'm never stealing again.
Wow.
This is well, this is well done.
Two thumbs way down on stealing.
I'm done.
And then I noticed in a new update, they had cut her out, or him out.
And then he released a statement saying, it's come to my attention that some of the people in my video were being less than, what?
Some of them were actors and some of them were thieves?
What?
Oh, you mean all of them were actors and you're a fucking liar.
Boy, this thing is long, 20 minutes.
1.7 million packages are either stolen or go missing every day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello?
Oh wow, we got Macaulay Culkin.
Macaulay Culkin?
Wow, Amazon's got a great budget.
Um, go ahead to see the reactions of these guys.
These fake reactions.
I bet every one of these thieves is on IMDB.
Operation Butt Trumpet initiated.
Oh, you f***ing... Alright, alright, we f***ing... Alright, alright, we f***ing get it.
Okay.
Smells like f***ing sh** in here.
And in the middle of all this, something happened that I still can't wrap my head around.
One of the volunteers we sent a package to, who obviously knows my channel and follows me on social media, who I even interviewed to make sure he seemed legit, decided it would be a good idea to steal my package from me and never had any intention of either putting it out on his porch or sending it back to us.
After a week of us being really nice and trying to work with him, he effectively admitted as such and then blocked and ghosted me.
And it's just like, bro, if you're gonna steal- Oh my god.
I hate you and your stupid experiment.
And someone fuck with you and you're trying to make that part of the video?
Right.
No, that just didn't work out.
This is fake.
Drop it.
...from someone.
Don't pick the dude who just spent a year and a half of his life avenging the theft of a $5 Amazon package.
If I'm willing to get that petty over something I could easily reorder, what do you think I'm gonna do to the guy... I can't take this anymore.
Have we got any more reactions?
Or is it all this for just one?
Go to 1448.
Okay, go back.
and I only make 12...
Go to 1448.
Let me see.
Okay, go back.
Let's see how fake this is.
All right.
Can I just interrupt this whole video, by the way?
How are we doing for time?
Well, we have about 26 minutes.
Okay.
I don't get stealing Amazon packages.
I don't think it's real.
No, but in general, it does exist.
But I don't understand it.
Like when I think about the stuff I ordered, one of the last things I ordered was a screwdriver that has, it's called a T10, I think.
And it's got like a sort of a serrated exterior with a hole in the middle and a dot.
And it's these weird hexagonal screws that go in the base of a Leatherman.
And my Leatherman seemed a little loose on one side.
So I bought that because it's the only thing I couldn't find.
I don't have any tool that will do something with such a weird opening.
I mean, I'm already boring you talking about this.
So I don't, even if you're a junkie and you stole that from my house and sold it, It's like a $12 tool, but very few people want this tool.
I'll likely never use it again until I die.
I could throw it out.
It was a one-time use.
I've never seen a screw like that before.
It's like a cog with a little pin in the middle.
So you steal that from me?
Or like during Christmas you steal a toy for my son?
My son's six.
He has very specific tastes.
How are you going to find someone with a kid that same age with those same tastes?
And then clothes, I mean, you don't have to worry about your suitcase getting stolen at the airport because the thief isn't going to have your size.
So I don't, it's like stealing shoes.
They're not going to fit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's not like people are ordering gold bars.
Okay, I'm losing my ability to speak.
Didn't make the call.
Surprise, motherf***er!
Wow, he landed right in that chair, perfectly.
Keep the change, you filthy animal!
What the f***?
Whoa! that, bro!
Dude, that did not just happen!
Oh, my gosh!
Damn, I was just about to, like, try and find this dude, too.
Damn! 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, So what do you think?
They get paid like three grand and they have to sign a waiver saying they won't tell anyone about this?
Maybe something like that.
Hello?
So it's police chatter.
Fart spray.
So boring.
God, it's boring being lied to, isn't it?
Do you think there's actual cops?
In this fake thing?
You know, the cops come out of the box.
You just add water.
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