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Nov. 4, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E81 - LET'S GO SEE ROGER STONE
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McInnis.
Music.
Thank you.
here it comes Hit it, Ronnie.
Sing me a song, you're a singer.
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil.
The devil is never a maker.
Deborah, the less that you give, you're a taker.
So it's all and all and all.
That's awesome.
I'm not really a DO guy.
I remember when I first got my Walkman when that album came out, and it was a big player, and it would have a strap that went around because it was that big.
You'd have your little orange headphones, and just walking through the burbs with that song playing.
Yeah, that was it.
You'd save batteries by sticking a pencil in the cassette hole and spinning it like that to rewind because rewinding destroys your batteries.
Another annoying thing about those is as the batteries would get lower, the songs would slow down.
So it would take you maybe two songs to realize you need new batteries as opposed to just a phone which dies.
Oh, I had that sport one too.
Let me see.
Oh, this yellow one here.
Yeah, it's classic.
I smashed that with a hammer when Stephanie Chabot told me she didn't actually quit smoking.
Never forget things like that, you know.
Sing me a song, you're a singer.
But still, it's like Hagar with Van Halen.
It's like the second guy.
Yeah, it doesn't feel right.
I mean, imagine you met someone that didn't like David Lee Roth Van Halen, but loved Sammy Hagar Van Halen.
I would have to have a shower.
Van Hagar?
They're out there.
They're out there.
What's that big hit they had?
Love or life?
Why can't this be love?
can't this be love straight from the heart ugh Thank you.
I don't know.
I like a couple of the songs they did, like On the Edge or whatever the hell.
You know, another album I used to love during those Walkman 80s walks was 2112.
Rush.
I'm like a girls' record collection.
No rush.
That's what I always say when I do that joke in the service industry.
If the guy or the girl, actually usually a guy, is like over 32.
Doesn't work with anyone under 32.
But I'll be with you in a second, sir.
Okay, I'm a girl's record collection.
No rush.
Works with me.
I went to see Rush in New York.
Not one check in Madison Square Guard.
I bet.
Just like dicks, as far as the eye could see.
Because they didn't allow pants.
They didn't allow pants?
No, you had to be bottomless.
So there were men with their genitals have?
Yep.
Yeesh.
Like, it was called, it was like someone to do with Piglet.
It was the Piglet tour.
And they're really into Piglet, so you had to dress like him.
Seems unnecessary.
No, there wasn't literal dicks.
Man.
Oh, man, I love dicks.
I love dick.
That's a weird thing being a slut, huh?
Yeah.
I just love dudes.
I understand it with homos, but when women are just like, oh, man, give me some of that dick.
It's not ladylike.
It's just weird.
Like that girl at the dive bar I was talking about last week.
Who Wagon sleeps with all the disgusting old men there, and they all want to fight each other.
It's caused chaos.
You know how they don't let women on a pirate ship?
They shouldn't let women into dive bars, especially sluts who want to fuck them.
Who's hot?
She's a hot woman.
This is crazy to me.
That's the weirdest thing I've ever come across in my life.
A very attractive lady goes to this disgusting dive bar I go at where I am breathtaking.
Imagine a bar where this is David Beckham.
Like I walk in and people go, well, Laddie Da.
I guess Ford Modeling Agency is closed and you're here to kill time.
Let's check out your lookbook.
I am melting your mouth gorgeous at this place.
And doesn't pay any mind to you.
Archie Bunker.
Oh, she'd probably fuck me, yeah.
Oh.
Archie Bunker would be okay there.
Like he'd be pretty, pretty, pretty hot.
He's like a that bar seven.
Yeah.
Yes, literally, yes.
I'm not exaggerating.
You're a that bar 10.
Oh, yeah.
I'm the hottest piece of ass in that bar besides her.
So weird.
What was that other Black Sabbath song we were singing?
Four fakes.
We should do.
We should go on tour doing a cappella warpigs.
Acapella Warpigs.
Oh, that's a good line in a rap.
That's a good Mercury Lounge.
Acapella Warpigs, walking all the time.
Feeling kind of funky with you.
We got some problems, technical difficulties.
This isn't a very good show so far.
It's just two guys nattering about music.
But yeah.
Black Sabbath when incredible.
Generals gathered in their masses.
Whaling out.
Even that whale and old.
You know what happened with Black Sabbath?
I think they're from like 1965, by the way.
Whenever you look up these bands that you go, oh, that was a cool 80s metal band, and you see when they started.
Like, I think Judas Priest started in 69.
Or maybe they started 69ing, And that's why Rob Alford left.
I got to get out of here.
So their practice space in Birmingham was above a horror theater that played scary movies.
And then Ozzy goes, Hey man, what about this?
What if we made horror music?
And people went, I never heard of that before.
What are you showing me?
It's the Black Sabbath dock.
You know, where's San Francisco?
you might as well say, let's go to Mars, you know.
I made it with my woman She couldn't help me with my mind Better than punk.
That's amazing.
No offense, punk.
Metal's better than you.
There's a lot of metal that's better than punk.
Like Motley Cruz Shout out the Devil.
That's more punk than punk.
Yeah, it's pretty dumb.
Well, not right!
Oh, friends of the devil, see what evil things.
Can't you see?
Wor up for blood!
Uh-oh, this one's from 2015.
Fight through the night.
Oh, this one is the embarrassing one?
This can't be good.
Is this the one where Vince Neil forgets all the words?
Yeah, he's like, shoot it up with you.
He's like a little screaming ball of meat.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
Oh, that's cool.
That's dangerous.
Toast your fingies?
Come inside, toast your fingies.
Hey, Nikki Six, how'd you get the nickname Toasted Fingies?
Is this the one where they're making fun of him?
This is him doing his best.
This is him doing his best.
Remember the corpse.
You know what he sounds like?
He sounds like someone who likes Motley Crew cleaning their room alone.
that's what they sound like with the headphones on Oh, that's so bad, man.
Vince Neal the maid.
Hey, man, check it out.
Vince Neal cleaned up my room.
Jesse Lee Peterson told him to.
That was a little angry ball of meat, man.
Well, he is ancient.
Yeah.
Chinese secret.
Like, everyone likes to make fun of old people.
We're going to be old.
I'm already old.
He's probably 65.
Let's check back in when we're 65.
It's like that, what's her name?
Kellyanne Clarkson.
Who's the woman in the White House?
The blonde?
Kellyanne Conway.
Kellyanne Conway.
I was like, what a fucking rat-faced pig she is.
She's like 55.
Let's check in on your wife when she's 55.
I bet she's a fat pig with short hair.
She looks pretty darn good for her age.
When she was young, she was a smokeshow.
Very pretty, rather.
Maybe not a smoke show.
Yeah, not my type.
But great.
Oh, that's so white trash, isn't it?
It's the best.
All right, let's get down to the show.
Time to start the show.
So we broke a major story.
Milo found these audio, found audio of Richard Spencer going ballistic, talking about kikes and octoroons, which is someone who is an eighth black.
Seems like a strange person to throw into your hate mix.
Can you even tell when someone's an Octoroon?
That's not very black.
It's one-eighth, right?
Octo.
But he was railing against them, and he's very against sort of Nick Fuentes and the new dissident right.
People have been pressuring us to get those guys on the show, the America First type guys.
I don't know.
I don't feel like that's our scene.
Like these sort of trad guys who hate gays and say, like they harass Charlie Kirk and say, how is anal sex going to save the country?
Both of them kind of annoy me, to be honest.
But anyway, this is a major scoop.
It's trending on Twitter now, but no one is referencing the fact that it was on free speech.tv.
No one would dare let me launder my hate.
So they just linked to the YouTube video.
We probably should have embedded it on the site, but they probably figured out a way not to put it on.
But no one is mentioning free speech.tv in this.
We're getting zero credit.
And I would also posit that everyone's got the story wrong.
Here's the story.
It's you give Richard Spencer a voice.
He's the bona fide bad guy.
He doesn't want blacks in America.
He wants them gone.
He wants them to, I don't know how his, I've had him on my show many times.
And I'm like, what are the logistics here, Richard?
Is it a cruise ship?
So people are, so the takeaway is you never should have given him a voice, CNN, Jake Tapper, all these people.
No, the takeaway is, why does Gavin, Laura, Milo, all these people, Sabo, get banned, Proud Boys.
Why are they all banned?
Yet Richard Spencer can talk.
Maybe Richard Spencer's a Fed.
That's the takeaway here.
So it's not ban more, it's ban less.
But I don't think one person, I'm watching it here on Twitter, and some people are saying, you know, they're doing the whole punch a Nazi meme.
They love violence when it's on their side.
And they're saying not only did CNN repeatedly have Richard Spencer on and normalize the fuck out of him, but CNN and the entire mass media adopted his term, alt-right, to soften white supremacy and help elect Trump.
Like, no one's informed.
Here's the deal with Richard Spencer.
Back in 08, he was normal.
He was normal for up until 2016.
He was an alt-right just meant I'm right-wing, but alternative.
Everyone said they were alt-right when it first started really getting wings in, say, 2014, 2015.
Ezra Levant, Jews, everyone said, yeah, I like that.
It's like I'm right-wing, but I'm kind of alternative.
Richard Spencer invented it years and years before, but it finally got wind Just before Trump won.
And then there was a conference where Richard Spencer was starting to get mainstream acceptance.
A lot of people were at that conference.
And he said, Heil Trump.
No, sorry, Hail Trump, meaning like hail Caesar.
And then he did something like a fist in the air or something.
Some people in the audience seek Heiling.
And then, and I feel like that was a moment of self-sabotage.
Now, did he self-sabotage the movement and turn the alt-right into a Nazi thing on purpose?
Was he a CIA operative where they said, you got to ramp it up here?
This is getting too normal.
I don't know.
But these are the kind of questions we should be asking, not why was he over on CNN?
Everyone should be on CNN.
Everyone should be on everything.
That's what free speech is.
And it's very interesting to talk to a bona fide Holocaust denier, anti-Semite, someone who wants America to be all white.
That's interesting.
Don't you want to talk to them?
I want to hear it.
I want to hear what the logistics are.
So Milo writes this article and says, you know, you give these guys a voice, but you censor us.
And the takeaway is, yeah, you're right.
We should censor him.
It's sort of like if you're in school and you get a C and you look at your friend's paper and he basically had the same one.
He got a B. And you go to the teacher and you go, he gets a B and I get a C. And the teacher goes, oh, I'm sorry.
And erases a B and gives him a C. There.
Now you both have C's.
That's what they're getting from this.
And then other takeaways include, don't let Milo launder his hate.
He's still one of them.
He's just as bad.
And then just punch Nazis, punch Nazis, punch.
And then a lot of people saying, why is there anyone surprised?
This is always what he said.
That's kind of my take is, yeah, of course he said all this.
And then people show old pictures of him, like with Jack Pisobic or Andy No or Pisobic and Andy No, sorry.
Yeah, people change.
I think that might be my biggest pet peeve with the way pop culture and politics is perceived in 2019.
It's inconceivable to someone that something has evolved or devolved.
It's just, oh yeah, this guy was a pedophile.
Here he is.
Actually, that's a bad example because pedophiles don't evolve.
Yeah, they can't really.
But this guy said something racist.
Here he is in 1990 with Bill Burr.
I could show you me chilling with John Glazer, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Johnny Knoxville, Jennifer Anniston, Justin Thoreau.
I've got even my book here.
I've got praise from Mindy Kaling and Nikki Glazer and all these people.
Are they responsible for the stigma that I have now?
Are they Nazis now?
Wait a minute.
That's a terrible analogy because that's saying that I've evolved into a Nazi.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, he got me to take a picture with him in DC after the Deplorable.
I didn't know who he was.
I just heard his name, so I was like, oh, I've heard of you.
I met him in 07 or 08.
He was an intellectual who was totally obsessed with the Founding Fathers.
And he had a website called like American Right or something.
And it was all about, you know, Thomas Jefferson and Madison and all that, Ben Franklin.
I love those guys.
And obviously this whole network is dedicated to the First Amendment.
But I don't know.
I like all pictures with wigs.
I just sort of start to snooze.
Anyway, that was stupid and gay and boring.
And it didn't bring us any publicity whatsoever.
Although we're doing, how many subscribers are we up to now?
13,200.
That's pretty sweet.
I think it's, is it going to plateau?
Nope.
It's always growing.
It has to plateau.
I remember with Vice, we got to 10,000 copies in Montreal, and then we just couldn't really get more than that.
And I started to think, maybe there's 10,000 weirdos in Montreal.
So that's why we went national, and then we had the 10,000 weirdos in every town, and then that's why we went, that was just Canada.
Then that's why we went international because we'd get the 10,000 weirdos everywhere.
But we never really had mainstream acceptance.
Not till I left.
Also in the news.
No, this isn't in the news at all.
So when we last saw you, it was Halloween.
We then set up a thing.
Ryan and I have it down to an art form now.
Here's the key to scaring kids.
If you are a monster and you have a werewolf mask or something, or even if you're a zombie standing there going, ugh, do kids really think that there's a zombie standing there?
I mean, you'd have to be three.
And if you were three, you shouldn't be scaring a three-year-old.
So you're left with nothing but the scare.
You jump out and scream, no, your face should look weird.
This is an annoying thing about Ryan.
He comes over, comes up all the way up to the burbs, right?
Him and this chick have spent like two hours on their makeup and they have perfect skulls.
Have you got a picture of that?
I think so, yes.
And I'm looking at it going, what are you doing, dude?
And he goes, oh, it's pretty.
And it was like perfectly symmetrical and everything.
And I go, that's not freaky.
And he goes, I'm just scaring people.
It's just a split second.
I go, yeah.
But the way you scare people is confusion.
Like, I've been scaring my family members my whole life.
And the way I used to scare the shit out of my dad is I would be in his closet.
I'd have maybe a jacket on backwards, something incongruous.
That's the keyword.
And I would just come out going, hey, is there going to be a thing?
And just keep talking at him as he went, oh, Jesus Christ.
And would go falling backwards.
If you just go, boo, or you have a skull face, or there's a mental vocabulary for that.
It fits.
There's a file for it.
Oh, person dressed up as skull.
Got it.
so i just had to take his face and go See, now when the kids see it, they go, what is that?
Is it a guy who was a skeleton, but then he took drugs and he sweated off his makeup?
Now it's now they, and when I, and here's another thing I do.
I scream, what the hell's going on?
You're about to see it.
And so they go, wait a minute, the host doesn't know who these people are?
We're dealing with two seconds.
And here's another thing I noticed.
You probably won't see this on the video.
It is the after.
Spooky.
That is 1,000 times scarier.
Looks like Devil's Rejects or something cool.
Yeah, you look like a juggalo who got too high and just started forest gump running through the city for hours and hours and hours until he ended up in Harlem and then got stabbed.
That's post-stab, clearly.
See, isn't that way better?
Yeah.
Now you don't know who, what is going on with that guy?
What a weirdo.
So another thing I noticed is to go like this, and as I'm going, what the hell is going on?
I would pound my feet on the wood floor.
So now the ground's shaking.
Mass confusion.
Bullet confusion.
And then you sneak out a silent fart that stinks real bad.
They're getting a full assault on all senses.
It stinks in here.
It's moving.
I don't know what to do for next year, though.
Because I was thinking of having zombies with chains on their necks and they're attached to cinder blocks.
And then when kids come in, I go, get back, get back.
And I'm like a lion tamer.
And they're just like, ugh.
But again, they're not going to think that's actual zombies.
So now it's like guar.
Now it's like funny monster.
What about you have that door?
You're like, oh, wait, let me get the bowl of candy.
And you creep the door open.
And then back there, there's like somebody sawing up a fake body and a lot of blood back there.
It's too dramatic.
And they take a peek.
Too theatrical.
I think one possibility is I get a bunch of these figures that you get at the Halloween store, right?
They all have masks on, and you're one of them.
And then they're wondering which one's real, which one's fake.
Yeah.
And then just as they're leaving, you like grab a leg or something.
You grab a leg or something.
You might get hurt doing that.
Yeah.
People punch things like that.
No, no.
I live in an affluent suburb.
You're thinking of the South Bronx.
Anyway, let's watch some clips of me and Ryan scaring the living shit out of some kids.
I never don't have a beer in my hand when I'm at home.
It's like Ricky with his Roman Cokes.
It's an appendage.
I was very saccharine.
Sweeter than the candy bowl in there, just to freak them out.
I go, hello.
Then my son's friends start running out.
That one was okay.
Can you turn up the volume?
Yep.
Oh, yeah, here I have to block the door because I notice they're...
Here I have to block the door because I can see them trying to get out.
To escape.
To escape the hipster ghouls.
He had hats on.
Hey, dudes.
Come on in.
What you got in your hands, sir?
I'm wearing a pink shirt with pineapples on it.
Because I'm such a sweetheart.
Oh, these are the guys that didn't get phased, right?
Oh, you think so, yeah.
Oh, cool.
No, UNICEF.
UNICEF donates to Palestinian terrorists.
Every quarter you put in there is a dead Jew.
But this wasn't a UNICEF box.
was like, they finally sussed it out.
The hell is mad!
See, with the little kids, you were less scary.
Yeah.
You were like, go easy on them.
So instead of boo, I went, yeah.
You shouldn't have shown that one.
That one's reeked.
Oh, color.
That was to show that we're kind.
Okay, well, thanks for coming.
What the hell is that?
Keep going.
I'm unsatisfied.
So far?
Yeah.
So far, so blue balls.
So far, so bored.
I shouldn't really talk about blue balls around kids.
Well, they can't hear you, to be fair.
Do you have the one where the girls all have their phones up?
I believe so, yes.
Because they knew from last year that you're going to jump out of that wall.
You saw them aiming their phones because they wanted to make it a Twitter moment or whatever.
And he went around to the other door and scared them from behind.
Turn it up.
I'm sorry.
I don't recall every single one.
I do remember, though, that you watched me last year and I tested.
Thanks for coming.
Then you decide to flank them.
I think that's much more effective.
And then she stays there.
She's in shock.
Oh, yeah, that little girl just stayed there.
Okay, bye.
I believe there's one of you denying candy because they have no costumes on.
Yeah, and they thought I was kidding.
Yeah.
There's no way you're actually.
This isn't a joke, lady.
Lady, you're now a lady.
You just grew up.
Is this it?
No.
It's the lone cowboy and his two buddies.
They would always reach into the bowl.
But kids, parents bring their kids from the poor neighborhood to get candy, and sometimes they don't even have a costume in it.
That's a terrible one, Ryan.
Why'd you even show that?
vet them.
I just...
You were working on this for about an hour before we started the show.
I want to make sure I got all of them.
Well, no, we don't need all of them.
That one was one of the worst.
We just wasted everyone's time.
Oh, my God.
Okay, well, thanks for coming.
Oh, my God.
I got caught on the door.
These are, this is getting embarrassing.
You better have a good one here.
This one, I believe, is the bomb.
We're boring our viewers to tears.
It's great to see you.
Come on in.
I love how you're a life girl.
You're a cheerleader.
One of the girls I recognized from my daughter's social life, and that girl doesn't hang out with my daughter anymore, so I hated her.
i really ramped up the scare because i wanted to punish her for not calling my daughter back I used to drag it out, too.
Nice and slow.
That's what it's all about.
It's just touching.
Thanks for coming.
Thank you.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was good.
Is that all you got?
I'm getting depressed.
These are so boring.
It's actually making you sad?
Yeah.
It's making me want to go read the paper.
We're now officially background music.
Oh, there's my daughter.
I know.
Come on in.
I love this.
Can't be.
Can't be.
Doesn't one of them fall?
Yeah, this is the one with the phones, I think.
Is it?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, they said I could see it.
So they're looking at that door now.
So they just saw you, so now you're going around to the other door.
Correct.
I love them.
This is a poppy cake magic rolling dark.
Woo!
Buddy!
There's a lot of money.
Why is everyone so obsessed with candy?
You already have enough for like six months.
I can't put this on my story and like I want this to like.
Oh, story.
That's an Instagram story.
Is that what they're doing?
So Instagram's still big with the kids.
You know what?
There's a lot of different fun stuff going on at Halloween, and I think that it's great that you guys came out.
No, no, no, no, no.
Thanks for coming.
What the hell was that?
That's like chasing pigeons.
They all just start flying away.
Yeah, one is on the floor, incapacitated.
I remember there was one little Latina girl that remember her parents dropped her off like they did drive-through trick-or-treating?
Pissed me off.
I know.
And so we scared her relentlessly, and I felt so bad because as I was yelling, I was like, I'm looking in her eyes, and they're just welling with tears.
She's like, I felt so bad.
It's so bad.
I commanded that.
And then I thought, uh-oh, this might be bad.
But I knew that the dad was just driving up in a minivan, going door to door in the minivan, which pissed me off.
Then we look outside.
I look outside, and she's screaming and hitting her father's chair from the back, and he's filming her.
He's filming the brother and the daughter.
So I thought, okay, I'm off the hook.
So yeah, that was a fun Halloween.
Yeah, that was good.
I got to start thinking now, though, about what we're going to do next year.
In other news, Trump went to an MMA fight on the weekend and he was loudly booed.
Do you have that's one, two?
Look, everyone hates Trump.
Everyone hates the president.
He's a douche.
Listen to him getting booed.
Turn it up.
Go back to the beginning.
What the hey?
Oh.
You can hear it clearly.
Boo!
Yeah!
Boo!
Trump loudly booed.
Big fingers.
Look at that.
Figures even.
Boy, they hate his guts.
MMA is pretty right-wing.
You'll see when you look at these MMA guys' Twitter feed and stuff, they tend to be pro-Trump.
Same with boxing, really.
But Donald Trump Jr., the younger version, put this up and he said, there wasn't booing.
But what does he say?
For all the haters that keep pretending, it was only for all those haters who keep pretending, it was only cheers by us in the first video and booze elsewhere.
Here's another one from higher up.
Nice try, fake news.
Faker's going to fake, but you're only driving home the point that you guys are biased beyond repair.
Faker's going to fake, but you're only driving home the point that you guys are biased beyond repair.
It's just so petty.
We're in high school.
Clown World is high school.
And now, and you'll talk to liberals now and they'll go, hey, I heard your boy got booed at the UFC fight.
No, he didn't, dude.
I can take your insults if they're true, but they're not fucking true.
Fake news.
Mental obesity.
Oh, Richard Spencer was screaming about kikes and octoroons.
He never should have been on CNN.
Of course he should have been on CNN.
He's an influential Nazi.
This is how bad ideas get squashed.
You debate them to death.
To hide them all and put them in boxes is to give them more power, more credence.
Talk it out.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
But no.
Also in the news, Trump, CNN had a whole thing, this is one for, on Trump's terrible grammar, his unbelievably bad spelling.
And they used the term misspelling errors.
Look at the turgid tattletale there.
And as Chadwick Moore points out, what the fuck is a misspelling error?
Do you mean spelling error?
Or do you mean misspelling?
Because a misspelling error sounds like two negatives might just make a positive.
Yeah, I failed to misspell that.
He was trying to misspell and he fucked up by spelling it right?
What a loser Trump is.
He can't even misspell correctly.
It's a misspelling error.
Like, you'd think you'd have some grammar Nazi go over that and say, hey, we're about to make fun of typos.
I do this all the time.
Like, I wrote that article about how women can't write and I sent it to a copy editor friend.
I said, can you really go over this with a fine-tooth comb?
Because I can't say women can't write and then have a bunch of shitty writing.
So, yeah, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Misspelling error.
He makes spelling mistakes.
All right.
Everybody does.
I do.
Everybody does.
But on Twitter, Donald Trump makes a lot of weekends.
Yes.
Why is his phone in his hand?
I think it's part of the point, maybe.
Oh, it's like a prop.
Yeah.
Like, he does it on these things.
There was another article on CNN, a written article called Why Trump's Typos Matter.
I think you got a couple of typos on that shirt.
No, this was taken verbatim from one of your tweets, therefore it's correct.
That's the thing, death of truth, right?
It's actually not that funny.
I know English teachers are horrified by the president's poor form.
Lots of other people are embarrassed by it too.
But I've never seen anyone do a comprehensive study of his spelling errors or look at what they mean.
So that's what we're doing.
FactBase is this excellent website that has every single word the president says, some other politicians as well.
It looks at all of Trump's tweets, even the deleted ones, for this database of typos and other screw-ups.
So we gave President Trump the full benefit of the doubt.
These researchers only counted true misspellings, homophone swaps, and incorrect multi-word phrases.
So here's what the researchers found.
On average, Trump makes a spelling error at least one out of every five days.
And since taking office, he's made at least 188 of them total.
More than 188 spelling errors on Twitter.
No, this is journalism today.
Turgid Tattletales.
Greg Gutfeld, I haven't spoken to him since he hired that shithead Tyrus, but I got to hand it to him.
Turgid Tattletale is the most perfect insult for Brian Stettler.
Look at him.
So humorless, too.
Obama.
Zero.
You know who Brian Stettler is?
He's a hall monitor.
He's mad you don't have your hall pass.
But generally, all these politicians, they get it right.
They're careful.
They pay close attention to what they're tweeting.
President Trump is really the odd man out on this with constant misspellings on his feet.
He doesn't give a shit.
It hasn't always been this way.
Look, in 2015.
It was different back then.
Who cares?
Yeah.
Loser.
Look at that.
They got a whole graph of the misspellings.
At least that's correct.
Trump's misspellings.
Yes, that's correct.
And absurd Twitter typos.
Sure.
Also in the news, Alex Jones sent me this.
He invaded a Hillary Clinton rally.
This guy knows how to spend money.
He is not a cheapskate.
You look at his set, and it's way better than Fox's.
Like, better than Hannity.
His studio is much nicer than Fox News.
I've been to both.
CNN, I've been to both.
CNN's a shithole.
CNN is just a bunch of little booths, a bunch of little sound stages, tiny little booths, and then the one or two sets for their big shows.
And even then, those are ugly.
Alex Jones' shit is state-of-the-art.
And there's about four big, beautiful studios.
Even his green room is awesome.
The green room at Fox News is just like cheap, decaying IKEA furniture and some rotten biscuits.
And there's always black guys.
Black guests, I find, are always really going to town on the lunches, like D-Ray Murdoch and stuff.
I'm just like, is this the first time you've seen a sandwich before?
Why are you going so nuts?
This one's got a toothpick in it, though.
And it's frilly.
Okay, so he, I don't know what the hell he's in.
It's some sort of armored vehicle with a, like a top on it, like a submarine that he sticks his head out of and yells.
Look at the quality here, too.
And this sort of goes back to Richard Spencer.
We need everyone in here, the kooks, the Nazis, the good guys, the bad guys.
We need to see it all.
Let me see it all with my own eyes.
I'll decide.
Not you.
Not that Alex Jones is a kook or a Nazi.
But I guess my point is if the left had their way, you wouldn't see this.
I mean, it's literally a banned video.
It's fighting murder!
America will gather!
Let's go!
The answer to 19!
That is an aggressive-looking vehicle.
I don't understand it.
Did he have it made?
Can you buy that?
You can buy a truck that has a top hatch?
Well, don't go researching it now.
We want to keep seeing this.
Let me see if I could view it on YouTube.
I think it might be higher res.
Hillary Clinton is an enemy of the American people!
Hillary Clinton!
See, this is the America I want.
fun stuff.
Hillary Clinton is openly calling for censorship of all patriots and nationals.
Hillary Clinton is a criminal who failed the KLR Nation out to the Chai Cove of America.
Looks like the bad guys car in like Fast and Furious.
This is fun.
See, Alex Jones is making life fun again.
Yeah.
Like even the Hillary supporters are kind of enjoying themselves.
He's a bad guy.
He's wrestling.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
What a spectacle.
This really harkens back to his the first time I ever saw him in waking life.
He had a bullhorn.
He's driving down the streets of Houston talking about the human spirit.
You can't squash us.
We're going to take this thing back.
It's pretty awesome.
But yeah, that looks like a Hobbs and Shaw prop vehicle.
Yeah, tense.
Which brings us to Roger Stone.
Roger Stone goes on trial tomorrow.
We should go down there.
Yeah.
You know what we should do?
We should get on the train, pick up Milo, and go and report on it.
And you know what else we should do?
We should go to D.C. and find and make signs that say, what's his name?
David Shortel?
Yes, it is.
David Shortel, Stakeout King.
If you recall, David Shortel was the guy who, just on a hunch, happened to be at Roger Stone's house 15 minutes before the FBI showed up.
He had flown from D.C. to Palm Beach, I assume rented a car, decided not to start the stakeout that night and sleep in the car.
He's too good of a stakeout master.
So he slept at the hotel.
Then he got up at maybe five in the morning.
Hey, said to his camera buddy, wake up.
Hey.
And then they went over there and said, Let's begin our stakeout.
I assume they had coffee, some donuts, and 15 minutes later, all their hard work paid off, just based on a hunch.
I think we need to draw attention to that because you either think that David Shortel is the most gifted journalist in the history of journalism with incredible hubris to not start that stakeout the night before and to just show up 15 minutes before just based on a hunch, just something smelled in the air.
So he's either a god, a magic god, or there was collusion with the FBI and CNN, which is the media.
Now, if there is collusion with law enforcement and the media, well, that opens a whole Pandora's box, don't it?
Why are we sitting here in New York City talking about this?
You really want to go to D Suite?
Yeah.
That'd be cool.
We don't have to pack anything.
Grand Central.
We'll buy a toothbrush.
We'll go to Grand Central, take the train.
Ooh.
This is a suit cut.
I got my...
I got a suit here.
Okay.
I think it's looking good.
We'll put on some suits.
It would be cool if we had time to make shirts.
It'd say David Shortel Stakeout King.
Well, it is.
Oh, my God.
Imagine we see David Shortel there and we get his autograph.
That has to be the tone.
We're here for David Shortel.
We hate Stone.
Fuck Roger Stone.
He got caught by the greatest reporter.
And you know what's funny about David Shortel too?
You go, okay.
So you're the stakeout king.
You show up 15 minutes before people get arrested.
I assume you'll have a litany of other incredible scoops and discoveries.
I assume your YouTube channel will have a million different things.
Like, I love to bring up the example of Michelle Malkin when she has a bestseller.
You go, yes, yet another bestseller from this incredibly dedicated woman.
Ann Coulter, another bestseller, boom.
Or James O'Keefe, yet another super scoop.
Oh, now he has Jeff Bezos admitting that the Amazon, sorry, Washington Post is all about impeachment.
Yes, CNN, impeachment.
We get it.
Awesome.
Yet another slam dunk.
But this guy, he just came out of nowhere.
He's a one-hit wonder.
Yeah.
This guy should be like finding Hoffa's body on a lark just for fun.
Z's.
Let's go to Roger Stone.
Let's go to DC right now.
All right.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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