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Sept. 28, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #14 | STOP LISTENING TO LA

We take a good look at Clown World and realize it’s mostly based in LA. Adam Schiff represents LA. Prancing ninnies like Jonathan Van Ness are from LA. Fake scientists like Terrence Howard is in LA. Time to cut them off. We also take calls, check in on the perpetually confused Greta Thunberg, and give a last ditch attempt to raise money for Roger Stone (StoneDefenseFund.com) and the remaining NYC9 Proud Boys (FundTheWest.org). Guest: Jack Posobeic

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes I haven't danced in a while.
You know, like at the club, do you move your pelvis to the beat?
Is that gay?
Yes, but I do it.
Do you move to the beat?
You were moving yesterday.
Yeah, but that was joke dancing.
Oh.
You got to watch it with joke dancing, man.
You'll dance somewhere as a joke, and then the next time you go, ha ha ha, that was funny.
And then you go to dance normal and you realize, oh my God, I'm permanently creased.
I can't bring it back.
I can only do joke dancing.
And then sometimes you can't even tell.
Like when, you know, that band, what are they called?
Haim?
where they're going, that big hit they have where she's like that in the hair studio.
You and I. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like that song.
It's called Forever.
We can't help but play it.
That's why we had to play our own studio music.
I want to help the guy who makes us our music, but I don't want him to get in trubs because we're evil.
So I guess contact me if you're looking for cool jams.
But yeah, those girls, Haim, I don't even know if they know they're kidding.
Jewish girls with a bit of money tend to dance funny, like joke dance.
Yeah.
Even lower middle class Jewish girls.
Even like twerking joke dancing.
Maybe because humor is big in the Jewish community.
That jokey dancing is.
All right, let's redo these numbers.
Go back to that previous picture.
Okay.
This one.
Ryan rates so low, it's shocking, and it might be a generational thing.
This is the band we were just talking about.
Wish we could play their song, but we have so many copyright violations.
YouTube is dying to kill this channel, and it will die.
Keeping in context that they're shit-together, cool girls who make great music and have strong personalities because they've been three amigos their entire lives and can grow plants from their head.
Yep.
I'm going to go with 7, 6.9, 6.89.
I'm not going to do this.
Going from left towards me.
I'm not going to do this again.
Do it again.
What do you mean?
Because this one is too much.
Too much hate?
The one in the middle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just do the picture.
Okay, this picture.
Because I've seen them before.
So in this picture, the one on the left looks the best.
She uses 7.
What do you mean seven point something?
I'd say it...
So 7.2.
Dude, I give her a seven, that's...
Oh, really?
Damn.
I'd hate to go over what you went, but...
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Let's go through the transcripts.
Okay, so the one in the middle, looking pretty rough.
That's a 5.6.
That's Lunacy.
The one on the right, she's looking all right.
She's like a 7.4.
She's the Bruce Willis daughter one.
What's her name?
Moon Willis?
Something like that.
Moonface Willis.
I'm going to call you Moonface.
So this is a special show.
It's free.
We're not going to show the whole show free anymore.
That's too much free.
That's too many goodies.
And I'm courting you.
I'm trying to get you to subscribe to free speech.tv.
And I notice when you're courting, this goes for men and women, ladies.
Look at your phone texts.
And whatever color, what color are you as the person texting?
I'm blue.
We're blue.
We're blue?
As us.
Yeah.
Well, not with me.
I'm green.
Ew.
And my other people are gray.
That's terrible.
You have an iPhone, though.
So that shouldn't be the case.
Well, I have a white background.
You tend to have a black background.
No, but you still should be blue.
Don't let people think that you're green.
He's blue, guys.
Why would I?
It's an elite.
It's an elite thing.
Okay, well, I'm not a poser.
I'm happy to show who I am.
I'll even show a conversation.
I'm not sure what we can show.
Maybe you?
I think why you're green is because that's a blue.
Oh, now I'm blue with this guy.
Yes.
Yeah, because that's an iPhone user.
But before I was green, anyway, that's boring.
So whatever you are, I'm blue in this one case with Ryan.
He's gray.
When you scroll, you should see about the same amount of blue as green.
For example, here, let's just go through this.
Here's a text I had with Ryan where I said, you got that?
Yeah.
It always focuses on the wrong thing.
Focus here.
There you go.
There you go.
And then I told you 50 motherfucking times to make a Trump 1980 versus Trump 2020.
I caught you forgetting, correcting you still, you still, still fucked up.
Also, why the fuck do you not have the URL in it?
Blah, blah, blah.
Very simple fucking task.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Fuck you.
So that's the kind of rapport Ryan and I have.
But the reason I bring that up is to say when you're scrolling back and forth with someone and you're courting them, Ryan and I are not courting each other, you should see about the same amount as blue and gray.
Yes.
And I was talking to this, I told you this on a previous episode, but we tend to do greatest hits on this, and we'll be doing greatest hits later.
She showed me her phone.
I didn't read anything, but I just saw blue, blue, blue, blue, gray.
Blue, blue, blue, blue, gray.
And I go, bitch, slow it.
You got to slow it down, mate.
You, ladies, you should have one blue for his two grays.
Guys, you should have two grays for her one blue.
Because then when you respond, it's like, am I responding to the first thing or the second thing?
Sometimes she looks Diary.
No, it's not about which text she's responding to.
It's about looking desperate.
Another tip, guys, for getting poontang: leave early.
Like, leave a party early.
When you feel like you've made some waves and everyone laughed at a joke and stuff, and you can sense it might start dying down soon.
Maybe it's like 12.40.
Irish goodbye.
Leave them wanting more.
What if there's a guy there like hunting her?
Back in Vice days when I would hang out with celebrities, I'd always leave early.
I'd always abuse them, leave them drooling for the G. Just like a bottom lip moist with G juice.
Drooling for the G. So anyway, that was an incredibly long way of saying that I felt like giving you the full two and a half hours last week was just too much.
We're going to do calls in the second half of the show.
You will not be getting those calls.
What about the podcast?
The podcast will be the full audio.
No?
Nope.
Okay, cool.
I can't say leave them wanting more and then give a bunch of audio fuckers a million percent.
No.
So we'll do the show.
We'll get in some greatest hits.
We'll show you what free speech.tv is like.
We'll talk about fundthewest.org.
Proud boys are facing nine years, I'd say, for defending themselves in a fight, and I need to get them more lawyer money.
And then we're going to cut you off when we take calls and answer letters and look at stupid videos of fights.
Yeah, I answered somebody's complaint yesterday where they were like, why isn't...
That webcam sucks?
It's been acting up, but I think I can make it work for you.
Maybe it's the cord.
Frankly, it's one of the things I think I can make work.
And if I couldn't make it work, then I won't do it.
But frankly, I will give it a shot.
Ryan is doing his 1980s Trump, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a new character he has discovered where he realizes it's totally different from the new Trump.
He's more of a mumbly guy trying to inspire confidence in you that he understands what I-beams are and building codes and you should invest in his next building.
Whereas now he's selling America, so he's got to be a little bigger.
A lot bigger.
But somebody was asking me a lot of questions about the audio podcast, and they said, why don't you put it up with any sort of like you care about it?
And frankly, we don't care about it anymore because honestly, it's a shitty version.
You're just listening to something that should be visual, frankly.
I would put up more of the podcast, but I got so much chi in me.
And I'm up to like an hour and a half a day here.
And I just don't have that much more in me.
You know, it's not like other jobs where you have a meeting and you go and get brunch with someone you work with.
I got to be on and razzle dazzle.
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And by quit, I mean only Fridays and Saturdays.
Because I get a good buzz.
Then around 11 o'clock, I feel like I have a bronosaurus on my back and I'm dying to just pass out on the floor.
And it's not wasted.
I could still hum my ABCs, but I get so fucking tired that I faint like an elephant with a tranquilizer dart up his anal lips.
And then I wake up at 4 a.m. on the fucking dot in hell.
Like anxiety, death.
My children have cancer.
I'm getting sued, deported, shot.
Everything's broken.
There's people coming through my front door trying to kill me.
Like just the worst possible things in a huge pile.
And then other shit that's not my fault.
Like a kid with, a stranger with cancer.
God damn it.
I saw this fucking picture.
I cannot get out of my head.
You know when you see something you weren't supposed to see?
Yep.
And it haunts you for days?
Like I'm sure you've seen this picture.
Please don't fucking show it.
Video of a guy having his cock and balls eaten off by a pit bull.
And they're gone.
No.
They are gone.
There is a hole there that you can see, a cavernous hole where his crotch used to be.
He's tied up.
It's somewhere in the shithole country in the Middle East.
And he's just going, ah!
Oh, it was a torture thing.
It was on purpose.
It wasn't an accident.
Maybe he was a pedophile.
Maybe, you know, it was a good thing.
But still, I wish I didn't see that.
Now, this isn't that.
This picture, maybe I can find it on my phone.
It's a little girl consoling her, I'd say, two-year-old brother at the toilet who is puking because he's going through fucking chemo.
And I'm actually...
It's actually sadistic that I'm pulling this up because I want...
Yeah, there it is.
Frick.
This is brutal.
Oh my God.
I'm speaking of the diaper one specifically.
Is that the harshest thing you've ever seen?
Yeah, I hope it's fake.
Oh, no, it's definitely not fake.
No, I looked up the family.
That definitely sucks.
No, I think the good.
You got to remember, kids tend to do okay with leukemia much better than us because they can take more shit than we can.
They're very robust, especially liver cancer.
So I'm pretty sure that kid survived.
Good.
Maybe you could look that up because that's...
So when the shit hits the fan, they stop being dicks to each other and go, hey, are you okay?
That breaks my heart.
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He's doing right now.
He's pretty bald.
He's still doing chemo.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, but you don't know.
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Next one was planking like this for a minute.
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Without further to do, by the way, that's another thing you got to watch.
Joke dancing, you do the Carlton or whatever, and then you get out there at a wedding and all you can do is the Carlton.
Another dangerous thing is joke names.
Like it's without further ado, but I start saying without further ado, and now I can't stop.
And I get people like Jim Goad going, dude, it's a do.
And I go, I know, but I started to do as a joke and now I can't.
Like ostrich-sized.
I'm feeling ostrich-sized.
Can't stop doing that.
Yeah, Frankly is a tough one, too.
Like I post things on my Instagram all the time saying frankly, and people say that back to me and I'm like, be careful.
Because it will not stop.
It doesn't stop.
It just never stops.
I used to work with a guy that said frankly all the time, and he was always lying when he said frankly.
Wait, what was the guy that he used to work with that used to say something at the end of his...
Did you sell this story before?
No.
If you're talking about horrible things to say at the end of a phone call, that's a different subject.
What is that?
You end phone calls with white power, apology accepted, and I love you.
So you're like, okay, well, you guys will be there on Friday?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Well, I might be a little bit late because I got a thing, but I'll see you there.
All right, no.
Okay, cool.
White power.
Okay.
Oh, I thought it was going to be the other person.
No, they're all exactly.
They all get the exact same reaction as, what the fuck?
I love you is great with Brooklyn.
Guys, born and raised in Brooklyn.
Okay.
All right, Tommy.
Love you.
And as you're putting the phone down, you can hear, what the?
You hear the phone screaming.
And then apology accepted.
That's more subtle.
That makes them mad about 10 seconds later.
I like making people mad.
I like interrogating war vets with purple hearts like Joe Biggs and saying, what battalion were you in?
There's no third battalion.
And I also like telling people that they're pronouncing their own name wrong.
That really pisses them off.
Did you invent that one?
Because I've never heard that before.
Oh, yeah.
What's your name?
Ryan Katzu Rivera.
Rivera.
What?
It's pronounced Rivera.
And they always, they never go fuck off.
No, I think I know my own fucking name.
Well, yeah, I know it's Rivera.
No, it's Rivera.
Or you tell them it's spelled wrong, too.
Stephanie, yeah, that's an F. No, it's a P-H.
S-T-E-P-H.
Nah, it's an F. Choo!
Anyway, speaking of variety and me boring you, let's see, let's see She Shells by the Seashore.
Ryan Catsu Rivera doing the different types of Trump.
And we're using this, by the way, this is a fundraising episode.
We're using this to push, oh, before we show this, we're using this to push thestone defensefund.com because shit's going down, I think November.
I'm not sure when, but something, oh, I sent you this as a separate email at the last second, Ryan.
Something huge just happened in Stone's case.
So to be clear, Roger Stone's sin was, they said, they get interrogated by Congress or whatever, and they say, did you do this?
Did you do that?
And if you go, no, I didn't go to Six Flags, they go, really?
Why is this a picture of you at Six Flags?
Now you've lied to the FBI, and that's a felony, right?
You've lied under oath.
Not you made a mistake under oath, you lied.
So I always get these free speech alerts.
So what they did is, do you ever get an email from Julian Assange?
And Roger Stone goes, no.
And they go, oh, really?
What's this?
You're going to jail forever.
Now, this is when he was working on the Trump campaign.
He was getting literally a thousand emails a day.
He got one from Julian Assange that was like, hey, man, is it you shower and I'll show her?
I never really got that joke.
Is it a porn joke?
It was that irrelevant.
And Roger Stone goes, no, I don't think so.
They go, yeah, you did.
Now that's a felony, right?
But the, what's the word I'm looking for?
The conceit is you and Julian Assange were working to help Russia sabotage the election, sabotage Hillary by leaking the emails with WikiLeaks.
And that's why Trump won.
So that's collusion with Russia.
You encouraged hackers, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's the implication.
But that's not what the email said.
And the judge just said, no, I'm not letting you include that Because you never proved that this election was hacked and that Trump or anyone around him had anything to do with it.
If that had been proven, then yeah, you'd have a case and we could talk about the Assange email and I'd be mad that he didn't tell you he spoke to Julian Assange.
But because the Russia thing never panned out, then you can't use it in court.
Well, that's all they got.
Yeah, that's why it's serious, right?
Yeah.
That's the only reason why it's 100% about proving that him and Trump worked with Russia.
So now he's still fucked, by the way.
He's still looking at, god damn it, I don't know, half a million dollars in legal bills just to prove his innocence.
Crazy.
And again, more people went to his house than went to Osama bin Laden's house.
Osama bin Laden, by the way, is worse than Roger Stone, in case you don't know.
And he's more connected.
They had a fucking boat just in case Roger Stone shot and killed the entire SWAT team, all the paramilitary dudes with all their insane AKs and knives and bayonets and smoke bombs.
He kills all them.
And then like Grand Theft Auto, he's running down his own street.
I looked him up and you can see he's about a quarter mile from water, but still he runs.
They're all like, where the fuck did he go?
He's wearing a dress now and a wig.
He did a switcheroo.
Yeah.
And then he dies in the water and he's in one of those blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, he's underwater?
He's underwater.
Oh, he's got that thing where he holds onto a little bit.
A mechanical dolphin, I believe they call it.
I didn't know you knew that term.
Mechanical dolphin.
And then they go, nice try, Marine.
They get him there.
And they also brought helicopters just in case he took his helicopter out of there.
Yeah, and also, I want to get to this later on too, with the whole Trump thing.
Journalism is at an all-time low.
You're just a bunch of tattletale bitches.
You haven't broken a scoop since Watergate.
And the fact that they had some dunce cunt from CNN who was there 40 minutes before the bust happened.
And all of you cocksuckers on CNN went, just incredibly tenacious journalism, some great reportage.
Our guy, who's a little kid, by the way, he flew down there the night before.
Didn't go.
Like if you fly down to do a stakeout at Roger Stone's house, oh, that's him, yeah.
Look at him.
He's a child.
He's a little HuffPo blogger.
He's a Daily Beast intern.
David Shortel, that's his name.
So if you're going to fly to do a stakeout, stakeouts are usually about a week, I'd say.
We'll talk to some private detectives, but they're about a week.
He flies there, stays at the hotel the night before, gets up around four, gets the rental car, gets in there, drives down there.
4.20, he's there.
5 o'clock.
Woo!
Ah, did it.
World's best stakeout artist.
And no one went near that.
No one went near that obvious fraud.
And they're still sticking by their guns.
And by the way, David Chartel, the man with the greatest instincts in the history of journalism, who just sensed that there'd be a massive bust, he hasn't done anything before or since.
Isn't that kind of weird?
That LeBron James played one basketball game and got a bunch of points.
I don't know anything about basketball.
Got a bunch of home runs and then never played basketball before or after that?
I have a theory.
What's your theory?
He got beginner's luck and now he's been on a stakeout ever since.
Like right after the Stone win, he started another stakeout.
He's still on that stakeout right now.
The media totally ignored that.
That's a scoop that needs to be investigated.
Nope.
Roger Stone needs to be investigated.
Anyway, sorry.
Sorry to get so serial.
Are you CVS?
Let's check out Ryan's new discovery.
So when it comes to impressions, there's really two Trumps.
Is that correct?
Yeah, there's the 1980s Trump where he's just kind of...
Show is 80s Trump.
Oh, you want to see it?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, 80s Trump is like kind of a quieter type of guy, you know, frankly.
He talks about a lot of things.
You know, frankly, addressing Roger Stone, you know, he was a very brilliant strategist.
A lot of people aren't quite brilliant the way he is, but he got the job done.
He went in there.
He did a tremendous job for Reagan.
And frankly, I think he's going to do really good jobs for George W. Bush also.
Are you thinking of running for president, 80s Trump?
No, and Roger Stone has actually brought that to my attention.
He would be my running mate and help support my campaign.
And frankly, it's not something I'd really want to do right now.
There's a lot of people that could do the job, but I frankly don't think I would do the job.
There's a lot of people that could do it, but I just hope they'd do a good job.
Okay, so now let's go to 2019.
He's much more...
He's super bombastic and loud and very insulting.
He likes insulting people.
Can I just introduce hands?
How Asian is either of these guys?
Not Asian at all, basically.
Okay.
Just had to jump in there.
So why would that be?
Let's just curious.
Okay.
So let's hear 2019 Trump as opposed to the sort of quiet guy from the 80s.
Right.
Well, hands on the podium, first of all.
Very handsy.
Gonna wanna squeeze the torso with the...
So that's the physical aspect.
But let me tell you about Roger Stone.
They've pilloried Roger Stone, vilified him, tried to destroy him.
They're doing their best to take him down.
And why?
'Cause an email, Julian Assange, great guy about that.
No, he said he didn't get an email from Julian Assange, but he did.
So he forgot about an email.
Forgot about one email.
Imagine all the emails out there.
He didn't do a Hillary where she deleted 30,000 of them.
We hate her, don't we?
She's really crooked, really gross.
He'll walk away from the podium.
She's really gross.
And everybody goes wild.
Point at people.
Didn't they send more people to Rogers House than Osama bin Laden, Donald?
It looked like a James Bond villain capture.
Really crazy stuff, folks.
Boats, helicopters, you name it.
The whole works.
Really crooked stuff.
Real creepy.
So, why are the two Trumps so different, 80s and 2019?
Well, I think it's because the 80s Trump was a businessman.
He was trying to sell real estate, and nobody wants a madman going in there swinging and yelling tons of stuff at people because it's more of a boardroom type thing.
You're going to want to pitch buildings and know what you're talking about, about zoning and rights and all these things.
So much more soft-spoken, convincing team.
And what about now?
Older Trump, he has to sell the idea of America.
Big, big country, most important country in the world, greatest country in the world.
So he's on a grand stage, the most powerful person, and he has to project to all these people, not just American people, all sorts of people, frankly.
A lot more people.
And he has to be that way, because nowadays you can get vilified for just being a patriot and liking America at all.
So he has to be very strong and bold against everybody in the media, everybody that hates him, Antifa.
Goes from the bottom to the top.
This is big, folks.
And what can we do if we want to defend these people that have been vilified in this era of anti-Americanism?
Where can we go to defend, say, Roger Stone?
Go to stonefensefund.com.
That's again, stone defensefund.com.
You know, it's a great fund, and there's a lot of people that are funding things, but frankly, I think there's one of the great things that you could fund.
That was terrible.
It's too long.
Way too long.
We got to do a short version of that.
We did, but it was.
We're cramming way too much stuff in there, too.
That was our first run at it.
I showed the folks at home my screaming text message in all caps about how to tell you things 9 billion times.
And in that video, you wrote 80s Trump instead of Trump 1980.
Trump 1980 matches with Trump 2020.
It's a double entender.
Right.
You also said Trump 19, 2018.
Yes, I did in the audio.
It's riddled.
But as I explained to you yesterday while we were working on it, that Trump 2020 is an important thing to write because it also implies that he'll be winning the election.
Yes.
Well, the finished version that'll go to Roger Stone and on YouTube.
Or reshooting is the one going to Roger Stone.
It's going to be Godope.
But that's all we have right now.
Yeah.
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I don't give a shit if it's $70.
You know why?
Why?
Because a babysitter ends up being $100.
You're getting down there.
The Uber back is like $80.
You end up spending $80 on drinks because it's super expensive there.
And you go out before and after.
And unless you have two rows back, unless you're getting hit with Vaseline from their faces, you end up just looking at it on the giant monitor.
I think I'm done with major fights.
I love seeing small town fights in a little area like MSG has that little room.
It's called like the Hulu room or something.
I love watching fights there.
Here's my new rule.
I just made this up right now.
If it's not easy for you to throw a tennis ball and hit one of the boxers, I don't mean like fucking, yeah.
I mean just like fucking boo.
That's an Ottawa Valley thing.
We throw fuck into everything.
Playing frisbee, we go, mm, fuck.
Mm, fuck.
Mm, fuck.
You'll even say it in stuff like discussions, arguments about love.
I love you, fuck.
I wanted to be there for anniversary, fuck.
Yep.
Even if you're in a surgeon's office in ER and you got your face cut open, he'll be sewing it.
And even though he's obviously a professional making really good money, he'll go, mmm, fuck.
Fuck.
I think it's spelled FK.
It's sort of like the way when they censor words, like the N-word, they'll go N, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, A. We go F asterisk K. You really do use it a lot.
It's like a thing.
What are you doing?
Fuck.
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And if you'd like my advice, see if you can find the fight.
I think I sent you a link.
It's Errol Spence Jr. and Sean Porter.
I believe they're welterweights.
That's that, like 145 pounds.
Errol Spence in that picture is the guy with the cornrows, I guess.
Yeah.
And Sean Porter's bigger guy.
Sean Porter is a quiet man, very proud of himself, very successful fighter.
I'm on Errol Spence Jr.
If I was a betting man, which I am and I will be, I will be betting on Erol Spence Jr.
And I'll be watching it from my home.
Errol Spence Jr. is a brawler.
There's boxers and there's fighters.
Sean Porter's a boxer.
Spence is a fighter.
He's kind of like Tyson.
He looks like him too.
Yeah, a little bit.
He's got some Tyson in there.
Yeah.
He's also got some 50 Cent.
50 Cent.
Jiji-Jaja, Jijiji-Jit.
You want to start dressing like a rich black guy.
You already do sometimes.
Remember, Nikki Glazer said, You look like a nine-year-old who just found $8,000?
Yeah.
By the way, she's done.
We're dumping Nikki Glazer.
We don't love her anymore.
We were so in love with her, and we were so happy with that roast.
Did you see in the notes there, she talked about the ones she couldn't use on Stern?
Yeah, this is this one right here.
Yep.
Frankly, very disappointed.
Caitlin Jenner, what a beautiful woman you killed with your car four years ago.
I love that you're one woman who can't menstruate but still manages to have blood on her hands.
I didn't write that one.
A man did, and you can tell because it implies that women, when they have their periods, they just have their blood all over their hands.
Right, right.
He has no idea.
So I love that joke.
Right.
Yeah, I know.
And then I go on top of that.
I know a lot about menstruation.
You know, I called her a bad parent.
I said, Stevie Wonder sees his kids more than you do.
The Hills is streaming on MTV right now.
If you want to go watch Brody grow up, I know you missed that the first time.
That's so mean.
I know.
You're a dinner hand.
Isn't it funny, too, how we live in a society that is so politically correct that you can't say things lest you might offend a person of color or a gay person, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But you can't, but someone who murdered a woman gets full protection.
No, no, no, no.
Don't say anything mean to someone who, and it's not because she's trans.
It's because Caitlin Jenner is a celebrity and she went, I'm calling her she, she went to this roast and Nikki Glazer was told, no, you can't talk about the woman you murdered.
We're so protective of murderers.
What is that?
Murders and pedos.
Yeah.
Don't embarrass our pedos.
Like Tommy Robinson went to jail twice for offending pedophiles.
Sorry about that.
Won't happen again.
I forgot they're a protected class.
Republican, you're a member of two groups that have fucked the most black men.
You went from a man to a woman.
You have the fifth most plastic surgery in your family.
Whoa.
Haven't seen her in a while.
Yeah.
She's shocking looking.
Well, she's probably 65 years old, dude.
No, but the hair color.
You know what you're going to look like when you're 65?
You're going to look like a weird Asian cashew.
Yeah, but I'm not going to dye my hair to look like a float.
I have hair.
She looks like a found corpse.
She's a grandma.
Okay.
I'm sorry, Granny.
Found corpse.
Alec, you're so East Coast.
I love it.
As a New Yorker, I just appreciate that about you.
In the Big Apple, we have a saying that it's not spring until you see Alec Baldwin handcuffed in cargo shorts.
That one wasn't great.
We should have cut it off.
I couldn't believe that.
Anyway, she said that Shane Gillis should have been fired because he said all kinds of racist shit.
We covered this last week, right?
We showed his magic video where he predicted all this.
He was a fireman where he got fired for being a Trump supporter, even though he saved his family.
Very spooky.
It included the firehouse that did get closed down for being politically incorrect, totally coincidentally.
But yeah.
Again, what was the racist thing he said?
He said they were joking, big detail, about Chinatown and how they seem to just appear out of nowhere.
And then people are like, what's all these weird Shanghai looking houses?
And then Shane goes, what are all these chinks doing here?
No, he said, people are like, what are all these chinks doing here?
So he was lampooning racism.
But no, can't work in this town again.
Anyway, some cunt, what's his name?
Seth Abramson or something?
Seth Abramovich.
Abramovich.
At the Hollywood Reporter.
The Hollywood Reporter, the name should be a joke.
You should laugh when you hear Hollywood Reporter.
But here in Clown World, that's like, oh, someone from The Hollywood Reporter is here.
Oh, I give a shit.
And you look at their articles.
They'll have a political article.
They'll have an article about free speech.
And then their other seven articles are about like Kim Kardashian's ass.
So it's not like they have a serious division.
No, they just have all Clown World and occasionally will accidentally touch on something that involves serious shit like our personal freedoms.
And women mostly take them seriously.
The left takes them seriously.
The left cares what the fucking Hollywood reporter has to say.
For the first time in history, Hollywood is not a joke to these people because we are living in a mentally obese era of incuriosity.
Anyway, this clown talks about how the Shane Gillis firing exposed a growing rift in stand-up.
Yeah, basically pussies and people who don't like being pushed around, people who want to stand their ground.
And the ones who don't want to be pushed around in comedy realize that the pussies are killing their entire genre, their entire profession, their entire vocation.
If you don't have freedom in comedy, you don't have comedy.
You don't have Louis C.K., which we don't anymore.
You won't have Dave Chappelle.
You won't have Bill Burr.
Do I seem kind of dark?
I don't mean personality-wise in the set.
Like this World War II helmet looks like it's goth.
It does.
Have you moved anything?
No?
Weird.
Anyway, let me read you some of this.
If the pro-Gillis faction has a rebel base, it would be Gas Digital.
A subscription streaming network charges $8.50 a month.
We charge $10 a month, but there's way more content.
And because we don't have a huge group like Gas Digital, I get to keep all the money.
So we'd encourage you to go with free speech.tv, $100 a year, save two months, and not Gas Digital.
No, you can afford both.
Based in New York's East Village and catering to alt-right sensibilities.
That's right.
Legion of Skanks caters to alt-right sensibilities.
What are you talking about?
Or what others see as envelope pushing.
So others see it as envelope pushing, but I am the author and I know what's really going on and they're alt-right.
These comedians, Dave Smith, Louis J. Gomez, Big J. Okerson, they appeal to alt-right sensibilities.
So I guess they appeal to white nationalism and anti-Semitism is what Seth is getting at here.
What a fucking clown.
Anything goes comedy in the vein of Lenny Bruce or Sam Kinnison.
Yeah, they throw that in, right?
So you can't pillory them for using alt-right.
Gillis, I guess Lenny Bruce and Sam Kinnison are alt-right in this case.
Gillis was a regular on its airwaves.
It's where he cracked his angry Andrew Yang jokes, as well as another in which he referred to Judd Apatow and actor Chris Getthard as white faggot comics.
I did not know that he said that.
That's a very bad word.
Judd Apatow.
Judd Apatow, who tweeted a picture of me and Tucker joking about how many chicks we fucked, and wrote, this is us at our worst.
That's Chris Gethgard.
And then Chris Getthard, who did a whole special on how I'm depressed.
Just like Nick Brennan, I have a disease called depression.
Or fucking Greg Goldman, the Great Depressed.
At least Greg Goldman was genuinely depressed.
Getthard and fucking the other dude, the Dave Chappelle guy, Neil Brennan, they're just pretending.
It's a disease.
Anyway, there's so much cuckage going on here, I have trouble focusing.
Louis J. Gomez said, it's funny because when you said one side is very tolerant and inclusive, I was like, yeah, that's the side I'm on.
Gomez, who co-hosts the series about Legion of Skanks, half a million downloads per episode, insists any characterization of his network as alt-right is wildly off base.
Yeah, because it is, Seth.
We're on the side of funny, he says.
We're just trying to create freely.
I think when you get off Twitter and Reddit and YouTube, you find people who aren't super sensitive about jokes.
That's true.
Like you go to a Dave Smith night at the stand-up or something and you see everyone's laughing.
Multicultural, multiracial.
Just like my talk at the Manhattan Republican Club.
The Antifa outside were the rich white kids, the humorless rich white kids.
And inside was a much more multicultural, gay, Jewish, old, young crowd than outside.
Anyway, he keeps, so he keeps talking about how Gomez distances himself from the alt-right label.
There's two paragraphs about that.
Maybe you're wrong about alt-right.
But here's proof he's alt-right.
He had Milo Yiannopoulos on the Skanks podcast, which led to a firestorm of protests.
So they had to do it in a different room.
And then he says, Yiannopoulos, who's infamous for singing America the Beautiful to a room full of Ziegheiling Nazis.
First of all, let me just, I know this is tedious for me to explain all these allegations, but it's worth it just so you know how baseless they are, that I just focus on them once in a while and tell you the truth.
Three people Ziegheiled at a karaoke party he was at, he did not know them.
They were assholes, okay?
It was not a room full of people Zeke hiling.
They were fucking with him because they're dicks.
And also, Milo's blind as a fucking bat.
If you ever see him read, he wears Mr. Magoo glasses this big.
You can go like this to him and he'll go, hey, peace to you too, man.
And it's getting worse.
He has a degenerative eye disease.
So he couldn't see those people.
He was not serenading them, as Seth implies here.
And then he says, he led a vicious Twitter attack on SNL's Leslie Jones.
No, he didn't.
He joked about her being ugly once.
Then a hacker went on Leslie Jones' Twitter feed and said, I hate faggots or something like that, and directed it at Milo.
Leslie goes, I didn't write that.
I've been hacked.
So Jack's response is, don't worry, Leslie.
We'll ban Milo forever because you were hacked.
That's how logic works.
So believe it or not, Milo was the victim in this quote-unquote vicious attack.
And then he also says that, what does he say here?
Gomez is also engaged in a freewheeling podcast talk with Gavin McInnes, the vice media co-founder, turn-right-wing leader of the neo-fascist Proud Boys.
Jesus Christ.
Neo-fascist.
We're at 43 minutes, by the way, for all the freebie folks.
Well, I want to talk about Fun the West and Tommy before we cut everyone off.
This episode's going by surprisingly fast.
I also want to talk about Terrence Howard and how insane he is.
He's been pushing for a movement that says one times one equals two, and he has proof.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
I like the guy, but I can't really follow him on that whole thing.
Well, you're wrong.
We can prove it.
Anyway, you'll miss out on that, non-payers.
Yeah, what else would they miss out on?
Are we cutting out?
What does he say about Million Dollar Extreme?
A sketch comedy show with alt-right leanings.
Says who?
There's no evidence of anything.
So you just say it.
You support alt-right sensibilities.
Alt-right is anti-Semitic.
You don't support Israel.
You don't like Jews.
You're also a racist.
You think whites should be separate from other people.
You think whites are superior.
If you find someone who believes those two things, you should go buy a lottery ticket because it's fucking rare.
It's very, very unusual.
And to have a show on Adult Swim or a successful podcast that gets half a million downloads, not happening.
Not happening.
These people do exist.
We found them last week.
Remember that Nationalist Socialist 88 site where they showed eight people Zeek Isling?
You don't get to just bandy that word around.
And as for neo-fascist, you're an illiterate fuckface.
Fascism is mostly an economic model.
It's when a despot and a dictator says, all right, I'm going to have my czar of education, my czar of energy, so I'll have a bunch of mini dictatorships within my blanket dictatorship.
That's what fascism is.
It also doesn't allow for freedom of speech.
So you wouldn't have a free speech.tv platform if you were a fascist.
Now, Hitler took it into anti-Semitism and white identity politics.
That was him.
Japan, not big on the anti-Semitism, but big on the were better, but it was the Japanese who were better.
And then Italy, same thing, but the Italians are better, not big on the anti-Semitism.
So your definition of fascism is fucking pathetic.
And then to add NEO in there, what does that mean, new fascism?
You're the one getting people fired, douche.
You're the one advocating For Shane Gillis being punished for a fucking joke or distorting the words of Milo and depersoning him and pretending he did things he didn't do.
And here's the clincher: Seth Abramson, is that it?
Seth Abramovich.
Abramovich.
He was fired from Gawker for using the N-word.
Kanye West came out with this clothing line called Donda, which is named after his mother who passed away in a horrific liposuction accident, I believe.
And Seth declared that Donda is an acronym for Original Niggas Dresses IET.
So this is what I want to say about this fucker.
The only thing worse than a piece of shit following this bullshit agenda of pretending people are neo-fascist and canceling people and enjoying them getting fired and being a cunt like Nikki who says, no, he should have been fired.
The only thing worse than that is when you've been a victim of it too.
That is especially filthy.
That's especially nauseating when you've been fucked over for a dumb joke and then you join the witch hunt and advocate for it by making up stupid terms like neo-fascist and throwing alt-right at everyone.
That's worse.
I mean, think about it.
A witch comes out of the water.
They go, oh, you're not a witch.
You're alive.
You almost drowned.
And then that same person goes, let's go on a witch hunt.
I want to join the fucking mob.
Disgusting?
All right, speaking of disgusting and being pilloried, before I cut you off, Tommy Trigger's being sentenced Monday.
He's looking at, I'd say, five years in prison.
Now, I sent you this as a separate email.
This is a guy they called a neo-fascist back in, I think, Portland.
This is about five, six years ago now.
So he moved.
Fine, I got to get away from these lunatics.
Show his face, please.
I got to get away from these Antifa lunatics.
By the way, the Fund the West, take that away because that's for a different thing.
And so he goes to Chicago.
They find him in Chicago.
And at one point, he's walking down the street.
Some guy in one of those little, what's it called?
Ho Chi Minh Trail rickshaw thing says, that guy's a fascist, attacks, puts down his rickshaw and attacks Tommy.
Another time he's playing pool with that chick you just showed.
They start beating him with pool cues in the pool hall.
And he gets 14 stitches, staples in the back of his head.
There's his head.
So, and then they keep taunting him saying, you want to go play pool, Tommy, and putting up posters in their neighborhood.
So he's always on guard, right?
He goes to this show.
This is now about a year ago.
And I think it was Dropkick Murphy's.
And they see him and they go, there he is.
And he goes, oh, fuck, here we go again.
I'm getting my head opened up.
So he tries to leave.
They corner him.
These guys with skin head tattooed on their hands, corner him, get him in a corner.
Then they all start rushing him like they're going to beat the living shit out of him like they do many times.
And he goes, guys, guys, come on, step back, step back.
I don't want any trouble.
And they go, you're getting trouble.
I need to be the guy that beat up Tommy Trigger.
So he goes, pulls out a knife and he goes, just please get back, get back.
Now, when you pull out a knife, everyone's supposed to go, whoa, whoa.
Sane people go, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down.
They don't even hesitate.
They keep rushing him.
One of the dudes, the main guy who's rushing him, has 40 pounds on Tommy.
This towering Hulk comes at him and Tommy just goes, fucking, doo, doo.
Stabs both of them.
Not like, but like, swipe, swipe.
So he's looking at attempted murder.
In fact, the judge said, you're lucky this isn't a murder charge.
You're lucky they lived.
What?
It is a crystal clear case of self-defense.
The sentencing is happening Monday, so there's nothing we can do.
That's why there's no more fund for him.
But these three guys.
Max, John, and Dave.
Dave hasn't started his trial yet.
Is it Dave or Doug?
Dave.
What?
It was Doug or Dave?
Dave.
Okay.
David Curiakose.
An Indian gentleman, a brown gentleman.
He's part of this multiracial white supremacy.
Then there's John, whose wife and kids are black.
He just had another black baby.
Then there's Max, who is white.
We got one white guy in the group, or at least one non-race mixing white guy.
Although his last girlfriend...
Latina.
Latina.
We're raising money for them for their appeal because they are looking at, well, technically 15 years, but the lawyers I talk to, and I'm not just talking about lawyers involved in the case, say it's looking like nine.
Nine fucking years.
Now, I've already done a video on this.
You could maybe pull up, where I talk about a massive Antifa fight that night that was very neo-fascist.
They beat the shit out of a journalist and took his equipment, Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, and Finbar Slonum, who also goes by the names Solange and Soren.
Slonum, that's a guy.
And those three, well, just play a bit of the tape.
You remember this from my previous thing.
No media attention, no reputations tarnished, no criminal records, zero punishment for this hate crime.
They beat him up because they assumed that he was a Trump supporter and they robbed him.
Those are felonies.
When you beat the crap out of someone in a mob and take their stuff, especially a journalist, that's a felony.
Zero charges.
Conversely, at the end of the night, Antifa were dispersed.
They went around the block.
Six individuals circled the block and cave 82nd Street Lex departed to try to intercept the group.
They formed a human wall.
They whipped a bottle of piss at Proud Boys.
One of them, Max Hair, ran up, took off his mask.
They demased them all.
You can see what they look like here.
And the police showed up and said, do you want to press charges?
The Antifa, who had just been beaten up for attacking them, said, fuck you, pig.
Alrighty then.
There's nothing to do here.
There's no victims.
When you have an assault charge, you're supposed to have hospital records and police reports.
No victims, no crime.
They said, get lost, pig.
We're fine.
Go to fundthewest.org and buy a little rubber bracelet thingy.
That's the only way we can raise money for these guys without it getting shut down.
We have to buy a thing.
I've seen assholes going, Where's my fucking rubber bracelet thing?
You'll get it.
That's not really that important.
What's important is getting money to them.
I raised 6K recently, but that's still 222 for the three of them.
And lawyers are 400 bucks an hour.
So it's what, fucking two, four, like eight hours of stuff?
Two, one, two, three, four.
No, 12 hours.
12 hours.
12, 13, 14 hours of lawyer work, which is nothing at an appeal.
And nine fucking years in prison for winning a fight.
We're sorry.
I'll officially apologize right now.
Proud boys are sorry they won the fight after they were ambushed.
They're very, very sorry.
They promised not to win any more fights after people jump them.
They promise now to just lie on the ground and get kicked in the head again and again and again.
Is that what you want?
All right, we're going to cut these people off soon.
I want to talk to Jack Pasobic, though, about this Trump scoop.
So the story is that Trump called Ukraine.
And here's the truth.
He said, can you look into Joe Biden's son, Hunter?
There's some weird shit going on there.
I think what happened was he did some deal with a consultancy firm and Biden pushed for it to go through.
And I think Hunter was making like 50K a month.
I think he made $3 million from the deal.
And here's what else is really fishy, you guys.
I think they used the government to facilitate this hustle.
At one point, Joe Biden said, we have a billion dollars allocated to Ukraine for military support.
I don't know why.
We're withholding that unless you stop investigating this corruption with my son.
That seems to me to be pretty corrupt.
That's the truth.
All right?
And have you got Biden bragging about it?
Oh, yeah, he says it.
So Biden brags that, yeah, I said to them, fire this fucking prosecutor.
You're not getting your billion bucks.
And son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
He's so senile, and this is a while ago, that he brags about his own corruption.
I'm not bragging.
I'm convincing that we should be providing for loan guarantees.
And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
So they said, they were walking out to the press count.
I said, no, I said, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.
They said, you have no authority.
You're not the president.
The president said, I said, call him.
I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars.
I said, you're not getting the billion.
I'm going to be leaving here.
And I think it was, what, six hours?
I looked at the story.
It's leaving the six hours.
But what they're accusing Trump of.
If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
Well, son of a bitch.
Got fired.
And they put in place someone who said that.
Can you do that as Tony Soprano, please?
As someone who's not.
So I went over there, I got all this fucking money, you know.
And I said, I want this guy fired.
And they're like, well, it's not that simple.
There's a lot of mathematics involved.
It's a very difficult business.
So I took the money, and I said, I got a flight.
It's like six hours.
And plus, I'm kind of hungry.
And so if I leave here and that guy's not fired, you're not going to get the fucking money.
I'm just going to leave.
That's exactly, I mean, that's not even a joke.
So the last takeaway from this is, no, what happened was Trump called Ukraine and said, fuck with Joe Biden or you're dead or I'm going to fuck with you.
It's a threat.
It's blackmail.
Which is what Joe Biden did.
We're not blackmailing.
So Joe Biden said, stop the investigation or you're fucked and we're withholding aid.
Trump said, you guys should look into that, right?
So Trump released, so they go, impeach, impeach, impeach.
Front page, the New York Post, impeach.
And then Trump releases the transcripts.
So Adam Schiff gets up there and he goes, look, I know the transcripts don't sound like what we said he said, but there was a mafia Tony Soprano subtext in there where he's basically saying, look, this is a very difficult situation.
Did I send you that link?
I'm looking for it right now.
Yeah, it's there.
Make them an offer they can't refuse.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here I go.
Uh-oh.
All right.
There we go.
Here we go.
And that's the Guardian.
This is The Guardian.
This is left-wing papers playing this and saying, see, Adam Schiff showed you.
You just got to read between the lines and see that it's a mafiosa thing.
So he invents a conversation where he says, with a Tony Soprano voice, where he says, look, I've done a lot of favors for you.
My fucking Tony Soprano sucks.
Can you play that?
Yeah.
The notes of the call reflect a conversation far more damning than I or many others had imagined.
It is shocking at another level that the White House would release these notes and felt that somehow this would help the president's case or cause.
Because what those notes reflect is a classic mafia-like shakedown of a foreign leader.
They reflect a Ukrainian president who was desperate for U.S. support, or military support to help that country in a hot war with Putin's Russia, a country that is still occupied by irregular Russian forces.
So don't tell them to investigate any corruption.
They're desperate.
To his Ukrainian counterpart that the United States has done a lot for Ukraine.
We've done an awful lot for Ukraine.
This is all made up.
More than the Europeans or anyone else has done for Ukraine.
But there's not much reciprocity here.
This is how a mafia boss started.
But just pause.
What have you done?
He didn't say that.
So Schiff is paraphrasing it, adding a layer of Tony Soprano, and then saying, can you believe this shit?
Anyway, let's get Jack on the line because he's been all over this story since the beginning.
But before we do, I'm going to cut off this video.
I don't want them to get the calls.
I'm going to leave them wanting more.
I want them to have gaveitis.
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