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Sept. 18, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E61 - SPOOKY

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	In the hole with them billy niggas in the group of niggas, you a loop in the jewin' niggas.
	We ain't hoopin' nigga, you get beat, you a loser nigga.
	I'm that oozy nigga on the street.
	Grills in my drawing girl on my foot.
	You wanna fuck with keep the pull on the only one the joke.
	Man, that's really all I do is for the cat to house the door.
	I don't wanna, you can keep the horses feed and fuck some more.
	In New York, my nigga, the man, my nigga, money bop.
	That's a lot of n-words.
	Takashi Tech969.
	What's his name?
	Takashi6ix9ine.
	Takashi6ix9ine.
	Not to be confused with Tech9.
	No, no, no.
	Right?
	No, no, no.
	Is Tech9 the guy who was killed?
	I could look that up.
	Shot in his car.
	You don't know about that?
	No, I don't follow this whole realm.
	You're a young person.
	This is in East New York.
	This is a division of the bloods.
	I forget what they're exactly called, but Mr. 6ix9ine was an advocate for this group.
	They gave him credibility.
	Turn it up.
	I know you think this is irrelevant, and why is Gavin playing this esoteric rap?
	I hate rap, whatever.
	This has 355 million views, my friends.
	By the way, this is relevant.
	Tech9's alive.
	He was a victim of the internet death hoax stuff that goes around.
	Who's the guy shot in his car?
	Oh, that was Nipsey Hustle.
	Uh-huh.
	You know what's weird about this video is all the moms wearing blood's bandanas.
	You know what's weird?
	He's not really worth that much money.
	His net worth is about 4 million, despite being one of the biggest hitmasters.
	And he used this gang.
	No, keep showing them.
	He used this gang for credibility, as he said in court recently, when he snitched on them and is sending two guys to jail.
	He was looking at, he was helping buy guns, so giving them money for guns.
	And I think he saw it as a good business transaction.
	They're giving me credibility, and I'm getting 355 million views, and I'm a very popular rapper.
	And I help them get guns.
	The problem with that, my friend, is New York City is remarkably intolerant when it comes to guns, especially handguns.
	You get caught with a handgun, boom.
	Five years.
	No trial.
	Nothing.
	You're out of here.
	6ix9ine, his rainbow-colored hair gone, but trademark 69 tattoo on his forehead, visible to anyone in the courtroom, explained that his role in the nine-tray gangsta bloods Now, that doesn't bother me so much.
	If you're eating fries and someone who's getting into a gang comes by and it's life or death for them and they just scoop a fry, okay, you may have one fry if it means you're going to get into the nine tray gangsta bloods.
	Unfortunately, eating your food, eating your lunch, means cutting your face.
	So part of their initiation was to roam the streets of Brooklyn, cutting people in the face with knives or carpet cutters, whatever.
	Kids, moms, didn't matter.
	That was their gang.
	There's tons and tons of bloods in New York.
	There's about eight crips.
	I don't know why, I'm not big on, I don't know a lot about gangs, but out of all the different gangs in New York, and there's about a dozen Latin Kings, DDP, Dominicans Don't Play, Ching-a Lings, Motorcycle Clubs, a whole bunch of divisions of bloods.
	Trinitarios?
	Trinitarios?
	They will hack you, man.
	I don't like to be hacked.
	They will hack you with a machete.
	Machete.
	They like tech support.
	Machete.
	The Puerto Ricans just come here whenever their aunt has enough money for a plane ticket.
	The Dominicans had to fight to come here.
	So when they see Puerto Ricans being lackadaisical about Coxios, they go, what are you doing?
	I'll catch you.
	I will catch you.
	I was going to say essay, but that's Mexican, right?
	It is.
	They're much more ambitious drug dealers.
	The Latin Kings had a cool thing about 10 years ago where they said, hey, let's stop fighting each other, killing all that shit, man.
	I don't know why.
	I just, I only know Mexican.
	More Mexican, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Do Puerto Rican?
	So, you know, like, you have to be like Puerto Rican, you know?
	This is really bad, actually.
	This doesn't matter.
	You have to be like Puerto Rican, man.
	So we need to stop killing each other and just focus on what matters, and that is cocaine.
	So the Latin kings were devoted to cocaine, and they tried to stop the violence.
	And it was put to the press, like, we're here to stop the violence.
	But the impetus was, let's focus on cocaine.
	What's them all for?
	By the way, go nuts, guys.
	7 million Americans are doing cocaine right now.
	This is the perfect Puerto Rican person.
	Perfect Puerto Rican accent.
	Better than most Puerto Ricans.
	Al Pacinos.
	male Puerto Rican.
	It's your bathroom, man.
	Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the bathroom, yeah.
	It don't work.
	Yeah, the toilet's backed up.
	Sorry, man.
	What movie is this?
	Carlito's Way.
	My grandfather's brother looks exactly like him.
	Is this going to be good soon?
	Why is Carlito speaking?
	Joanito speak, man.
	They have a little list to them.
	They have a little list.
	Isn't it weird that he played a Cuban from Cuba and now a Puerto Rican?
	Looks like he's an actor.
	Yeah, but he...
	But shut up.
	I gotta show you people this shot.
	Yo, yo, we in the middle of a game here, man.
	Right before you rap.
	It's nothing.
	Ain't gonna bother you, King.
	When you see this, you ain't gonna believe it.
	Gonna line him up like this.
	Hey, you're gonna show us a trick shot called?
	No trick shot.
	This is magic time.
	After you see this shot, you're gonna give up your religious beliefs.
	That was a total waste, and it totally slowed down the show, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
	6ix9ine is what?
	Is he Puerto Rican?
	I think he's Mexican.
	You think he's Mexican?
	Yeah, look it up.
	Explained that his role in the Nine Tre gangster bloods was to just, this is now in quotes, just keep making hits and be the financial support for the gang so they could buy guns and stuff like that.
	Asked what he got in return, the 23-year-old rapper responded, my career.
	I got the street credibility, the videos, the music, the protection, all of the above.
	The testimony in federal court in Manhattan was a dramatic turnabout for a performer who had gone out of his way to portray himself as a legitimate gang member.
	He told the jury he decided to cooperate only a day after his arrest last year on racketeering indictment, naming him as a member of the gang.
	Wow.
	A move that put him at risk behind bars.
	I never thought of that.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	And prompted rap icon Snoop Dogg to label him a snitch.
	A snizzitch.
	A snizzitch.
	Uh-oh.
	Imagine Snoop called you a snizzitch.
	Yeah, that would suck.
	If I was facing a minimum of 47 years, it would be very hard not to snitch and roll over on my boys.
	That's why I'm not in a gang.
	You see, I don't have the balls to go to jail for 50 years for some guns and some drugs, so I don't get involved in guns and drugs.
	That's the deal.
	And that way, I don't have to betray anyone.
	He's Mexican and Puerto Rican.
	Mexican and Puerto Rican.
	Puerto Rico.
	Puerto Rico.
	Heyo.
	It's amazing how successful this guy is, though.
	So he draws on his face with a tattoo gun.
	He gets rainbow shit.
	He hangs out.
	Oh, there he was when he was normal.
	And didn't he have some statutory rape charge?
	Yeah, something like there's footage of him and some 14-year-old dancing on another guy.
	Yeah.
	He got out of that.
	But just let's briefly have a little tour through some of his bigger hits.
	What is 6ix9ine?
	Is that just the sexual position he's a big fan of?
	No, I think it's like the set.
	The 6ix9ine set or something.
	Like his crew?
	Yeah, something like that.
	I looked it up before.
	Okay, this one has how many views?
	Oh, Fifi?
	Oh, please.
	This has 700 million.
	700 million views.
	Everyone in America has seen this twice.
	That includes babies and old ladies.
	It is twice the population of America.
	There's no song here by the way.
	Like you go, oh, this is an intro.
	Soon the song's going to start.
	No, this is the entire song.
	The age gap is real.
	I officially don't get the kids today.
	I get it.
	I just fucking hate it.
	That gumbo song I kind of liked.
	Oh, yeah.
	But this is, I don't understand what this is.
	This is officially old.
	This nihilism.
	This satanic.
	Yeah, this is like pre-Hitler Germany.
	Yeah, this is the decline right here.
	So that's Fefe, and then not to be confused, of course, with his other huge...
	A good night for him, like unprecedented, would be 100,000, 120,000.
	That's a great night for Anderson Cooper.
	Sean Hannity, the guys who really dominate the news cycle, those guys are looking, Tucker and Hannity look at 3 to 4 million.
	And that's the top.
	That's like record-breaking, right?
	The Super Bowl can compete with that.
	That's about it.
	These guys are getting 800, 900 million.
	Now, I know a lot of youngsters are listening to it several times, so it's deceiving, but still, just a couple hundred mil short of a bill?
	How much money do they get for this?
	It all goes to the record companies.
	That's the amazing thing.
	He looks at 50 years in prison and he's got 4 million in the bank.
	Meanwhile, the record labels are pocketing cash.
	They say it's really bad.
	MP3s and Napster ruined music back in the early aughts, and now music's dead and you can't make money.
	No, no, no, no.
	The artists can't make money anymore.
	The record labels are doing great.
	Turn it up.
	Hey!
	I like to drive.
	I hate driving.
	I want to become a Puerto Rican pop star.
	I want to become a K-pop star, so we should both get on and start our careers.
	I don't think you need to learn the language.
	No.
	Es el bello huerto, ya ya ya, piso pañananta, he he he, lezco pañarta, ya ya ya, y chito mañayato, he he he.
	pruh
	Let's give you an instrumental.
	Mi se en agua huerta.
	Mira, mira, calla ya.
	Let's try it.
	Iro caseto, hero.
	Ferrari.
	Poof.
	Poof.
	El pufo.
	First you have to have.
	Pop, pop.
	With the clack, clack.
	Es huerto, heito.
	Can I be your hype man?
	Yeah.
	I can hype you.
	I'm the DJ guy.
	Oh, so la barca, Vitor, agarro.
	Mira, mira.
	Cacala con vosotros, cacalos, un juego.
	Ese fue y alto.
	El gaben, tu cauge.
	El ganto.
	Clap, clap, clap.
	Isomayantojetojeketo.
	Namajkabayak.
	It's upayet.
	Ito fayantale to yak.
	Mayaya.
	Itukanake, ito maya.
	Ito kalanta hete, chagato.
	Ma pavor miyamore.
	Tookie, took it.
	That's just about as repellent.
	Yeah, Ryan, man.
	That's too many tukies.
	One more less.
	Yeah, let's go.
	You want to say it one more time?
	Maybe like two less tukis.
	So not ocho, like says?
	Yeah, two.
	That's like too many tukis.
	Okay, so ocho.
	Ocho tukis.
	Ocho tukis.
	No, okay.
	But you want to be a Korean pop star, I understand?
	Yes.
	That's for real.
	I'm going to do that.
	I'm going to have like a three-piece band, like a rock band, but we're going to do K-pop music.
	We're going to have a lot of samples.
	Okay.
	And I'm just going to make stuff.
	It'll be something.
	Something like a jacket over your chair on a TV show, dude.
	We're not camping.
	Don't put it on either.
	Just throw it away in the garbage.
	so it's like Yeah, I like that.
	They gotta throw weekend.
	throw a weekend in there.
	Who's not a weekend?
	I know who can I say?
	Burukara City, I love you.
	Yeah.
	It was Sankara Herokaya.
	Bye-bye.
	And I would just make up, I would do like the rap parts and like, ga, yesukuna banana joja.
	They like to be sultry and sultry.
	Sex would be like, I want to do Chinese music, but for boomers.
	That's like your dad.
	Like so it would be like...
	I'm trying to...
	That's beautiful.
	Thank you.
	I sang that at David Cross's wedding when he married Amber Tamblin.
	That was just a kilt with a sporin.
	And I got up and the music was playing Asian music.
	And I just made up songs going, Wao ching nu lao cher s.
	I guess that's probably racist now.
	David and Amber's racist wedding.
	Yeah.
	We'll get to Shane Gillis in a sec.
	You're going to poop in your panties, but I'm back to showing the newspaper.
	This is how I feel about football the same way I feel about gays.
	Nothing.
	I wish you nothing but the best.
	I'm not terrified of football.
	I'm not a football phobic person.
	If it's on, I'll change the channel.
	It's not my cup of tea.
	It seems like there's way too many commercials, not enough action.
	But I don't know.
	Maybe if you did a study of baseball commercials and football commercials, maybe it's about the same.
	My personal opinion is that it's stupid and boring.
	That's not American, man.
	This is America.
	You immigrated here.
	You better learn to love it.
	Yeah.
	No, I don't.
	Oh, there's Tech 9.
	Takashi69 is safe and secured in jail unit with other snitches.
	says Snoop.
	So the big story here seems to be People saying all cops can die after a female cop gets shot in the hand.
	Michael Goodwin's talking about the alternative facts of the New York Times.
	And big two-page spread here.
	Blasey Pal.
	I calve my doubts.
	And this is in the notes, Ryan.
	So this chick, Layland Kaiser, who went to school with Blasey Ford and Kavanaugh, goes, yeah, I don't, this doesn't make sense.
	I remember partying with her, and the way we worked back then is we always made sure someone had a ride home, especially if they were wasted.
	The idea that I would just abandon her there doesn't really compute.
	And then we discover that the woman who wrote the article was went to school with him.
	This starts with threatened with smear, and then author went to school with him.
	So the uglier one, Robin Pogrebin, who looks like a kind of trans.
	So it's Robert Pogrebin and Kate Kelly.
	Robin Pogrebin is the one with the big potato nose.
	There's Blazy.
	She said, I was in Brett's class at Yale, she admitted.
	It didn't influence it.
	We weren't friends.
	I knew him kind of to say, hello.
	Oh, so you knew Brett at school, did you?
	And you've devoted 10 months to smearing him.
	Maybe you got dumped by Brett.
	Maybe you had a bad experience.
	Maybe you're just jealous of Brett.
	I'm glad we got these women out of the kitchen and into the workforce where they can spend 10 months on some petty vendetta.
	That makes no sense.
	So, yeah, and then it gets even crazier.
	It turns out that not only is Blaise Ford's story fishy, it turns out that she was threatened by people, powerful people in the DNC, people who knew her, threatened with a smear, a smear campaign, if she didn't back the Kavanaugh story.
	Christine Ford's close high school friend, who Ford says was at the party when Kavanaugh allegedly assaulted her.
	And by the way, what is this assault again?
	Like, the one we heard about yesterday was he was nude.
	He pulled his pants into the party.
	Yeah, so did I. And then someone shoved him and he fell forward and his penis hit some chick's hand.
	Oh, no.
	How many years in prison should you go to for that?
	For penis falls?
	What are you in for?
	I stabbed a guy in the throat because he farted.
	What about you?
	I've tripped and my penis hit someone's hand.
	Oh, my God.
	Did their hand go flying off and did they die?
	No, they just felt a dink for maybe a tenth of a second.
	That's rape.
	It's penis fall.
	It's called a penis fall.
	It's a felony.
	She said Ford's story is not believable until the FBI Ford's allies pressured her and threatened her with a smear campaign to say otherwise.
	Now, if you go to that tweet in the link, there's a video and they say what I just said at 114.
	I sound like Robin Quivers on stern now.
	Clip 114.
	So you got to skip ahead.
	Are you playing it?
	Yep, 114.
	But late Sunday, the Times declared after Ford.
	Publicly for the first time to the Times reporters, Ford's close friend Layland Kaiser, who Ford said was at the party, said she didn't believe Ford's account and that it Just didn't make any sense.
	She also said she told the FBI that Ford's allies pressured her to say otherwise.
	Now, all four people that Ford identified as being at that high school party in the summer of 1982 have now said no such party occurred.
	And today, both the Republican chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee and the Democratic chair of the House Judiciary Committee said they would not support impeaching Kavanaugh.
	Nora.
	Wow.
	How brave.
	You can just impeach someone based on rumors.
	Ever heard of the Magna Carta?
	Ever heard of the judicial system?
	I saw this cool book.
	I got some spam.
	I'm at the point now where I like my spam, but I saw a cool book sent to me where some guy is sort of a New York court junkie and he wrote a book about the court system.
	I think it's New York, but you know it's the same everywhere.
	And it looks really good.
	I guess I'll try to find that when we're on a break or something.
	Got a couple here.
	What do you got?
	No, Ryan, you're not going to find the exact book I'm talking about.
	Tarred lips.
	Oh.
	That's like when I was looking for that DNA guy and someone just googled it and sent me the first appearance.
	Yeah, thanks a lot.
	I'm trying a new thing, by the way.
	I don't know if you noticed this.
	We're going to have the keyboard and the mouse on the desk.
	It's not very professional.
	I don't know if it's going to last, but we'll see.
	It seems to be slowing down the show right now.
	I noticed, by the way, in that segment, there was a guy named Chris Coons, and I find that name offensive.
	It triggers me.
	And it reminded me of an article today that Laura Loomer sent out, where this girl was banned from Facebook because of her name.
	Now, the girl's name is Nigger O'Flaherty.
	And it's not an uncommon name in Dublin.
	No, just kidding.
	Her name is...
	Her name is Gypsy.
	What is it?
	Gypsy Robinson.
	I love that song.
	Gypsy Robinson, yep.
	Here's to you, Gypsy Robinson.
	Gypsy Robinson.
	So now the word gypsy is racist.
	Gypsies are called gypsies.
	That's like saying the word gay is homophobic.
	And there's plenty of people named that have gay in their name.
	Gay Talese.
	All right, should we launch the Super Duper thing?
	Oh, here, I found it.
	Okay, his name's Johnny Dwyer.
	And his book is called The Districts.
	And it looks real good.
	I'm definitely going to get it.
	An unprecedented plunge into New York City's federal court system that gives us a revelatory picture of how our justice system and the pursuit of justice really works.
	If the courtroom is a theater, then the districts is a backstage tour.
	In this magisterial anatomy of our criminal justice system, Johnny Dwyer punctures the dispassionate edifice of the institutions that administer criminal law to reveal the rousing and often messy human drama behind them.
	I mean, I've learned about all this with the Proud Boys that there is no justice in America.
	There's no justice in New York.
	And the courts are all about appearance.
	How you're perceived.
	Ooh, and that brings us to kind of a disturbing story where the SPLC just threw out a case where the Center for Immigration Studies tried to sue them.
	I think they tried to pull in RICO, the RICO Act, which is tough.
	But they tried to sue the SPLC for calling them a hate group, and it didn't work.
	Here we go.
	Judge Toss's SPLC RICO suit.
	A federal judge has thrown a lawsuit that accused leaders of the SPLC of trying to financially destroy one of the organizations that has labeled it as a hate group.
	The Center for Immigration Studies lawsuit is devoid of any allegation that the law center made a false statement about the Washington-based nonprofit.
	U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson in Washington, D.C. said in her ruling Friday.
	So Amy Berman Jackson said no.
	Now, does that bode badly for me?
	Because I've got a very similar case.
	I don't think so.
	I think that they used RICO, the RICO Act, which is a strange thing and very, very hard to prove.
	Julianne did it with the mob, but that's about the only time you're going to pull it off.
	And look up this, Palin.
	I think I emailed it to you actually while we were starting the show.
	Sarah Palin is suing NPR for a much more similar case to mine than this Center for Immigration Studies.
	And the judge said, yes, appeals court revives Sarah Palin's defamation lawsuit against the New York Times.
	Oh, I thought it was NPR.
	I guess I read NYT.
	This bodes very well for me.
	The previous one, not so much.
	But to go back to the previous one, this judge is the same judge who is prosecuting Roger Stone.
	Can you go to that link?
	She got in big trouble for posting a picture of her and saying that this judge is totally biased.
	You got to remember, too, with a lot of judges, they're concerned with the perception and their career.
	They're not necessarily concerned with justice.
	A lot of the prosecution guys, and I'm new to all this, lawfare, you guys deplatformed me so much, my only recourse was lawfare.
	And now here I am in the courts going, wow, these are a mess.
	And I'm learning that the prosecution just wants to win.
	It doesn't really care whether they get the right guy or not.
	They just want to beat the defense.
	If that means making up evidence, fine.
	Just don't get caught.
	And with judges, the last thing they want to do is be known as the person who helped the Nazi.
	So whether that person is a Nazi or not is irrelevant.
	Roger Stone is evil, so Amy Berman Jackson is going to shut him down.
	But check out this horrific tweet that when you hear about it, you go, oh, she was in the crosshairs.
	That's fucked up, Stone.
	Why did you do that?
	No, it's in the same article, dude.
	Why did you threaten to kill the judge in your Case, Roger.
	Then you see it and you go, Wait, he didn't do that at all.
	So that picture has the crosshairs.
	That is also the white power symbol, by the way.
	But it appears to be the logo of some sort of news source.
	I can't cross currents or crime research or court center.
	Court center, something center.
	Yeah.
	So that's just their logo.
	He's not threatening to kill her.
	And he's since deleted that tweet, but put it back up.
	So this is the same woman, the judge who just dismissed that SBLC case.
	Through legal trickery, deep state hitman Robert Mueller has guaranteed that my upcoming show trial is before Judge Amy Berman Jackson, an Obama-appointed judge who dismissed the Benghazi charges against Hillary Clinton and incarcerated Paul Manafort prior to his conviction for any crime.
	Fixes in.
	Help me fight for my life at stone defensefund.com.
	So she claims she's really pissed off about this Instagram because of the crosshairs.
	The crosshairs are clearly irrelevant.
	She's pissed off about being exposed here because again, judges are politicians and they're concerned with perception, not reality.
	All right, that's enough heavy shit news.
	I got to show you this video.
	Are you wearing depends?
	If you're watching this on a phone or a portable device, I would suggest you go to the bathroom and watch this on the toilet because it is spooky.
	It's rare you get to use the word prescient.
	This is the most prescient thing I've ever seen.
	So this is filmed.
	Shane Gillis was fired yesterday, right?
	Another thing happened about a week ago.
	Both are alluded to in this video, which is from August of last year, August 2018.
	This came out.
	And it stars...
	This is my money shot, so you better love it.
	The firefighters worked tirelessly to tackle the blaze that engulfed an entire three-story townhome in West Philadelphia.
	The family of four was saved thanks to the efforts of one firefighter, Shane McGillis.
	Shane, you fought this fire for three hours.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It was pretty brutal up there.
	Can you confirm this is you?
	Yeah, that's what this is.
	We have an unnamed source claiming you may in fact be a white supremacist.
	So white supremacist.
	I just saved an entire family up there, and not that it matters at all, but those were Mexicans.
	The family was in fact Guatemalan.
	Well, I didn't go to college, so.
	Are you saying on the record that all Hispanics look the same?
	What's this?
	What are you doing?
	Part of the controversy was him disparaging Asians and implying that they're all the same.
	And this guy is clearly out to get Shane.
	The character's name is Shane McGillis.
	This is Shane Gillis playing the role of Shane McGillis.
	And this guy has drudged through his social media and is trying to find ways to get him fired.
	Weird.
	That's as weird as it gets, though.
	Spooky.
	That's just spooky.
	It couldn't possibly get more spooky.
	More footage.
	Oh, dude.
	I love Trump.
	Love Donald Trump so much.
	What the f?
	Was this you last night?
	Are we not talking about the fire?
	This is about whether or not you were fit to be fighting fire the night after a bender.
	There was no bit.
	I was not on a bender.
	Breaking news, folks.
	Was a local conservative firefighter too intoxicated to be doing his job?
	There's nothing.
	There's no break.
	We now have Shane's best friend Barry on the line.
	Ah, Jesus Christ.
	They got Barry?
	Holy shit, am I on TV?
	Barry shared a screenshot of your text with him last night.
	At 1.13 a.m., you texted him, y'all nigga want to get pancakes.
	What the f, Barry?
	They told me they were the FBI.
	Why would they be the FBI?
	I don't know, man.
	I'm still drunk.
	At 2.15 a.m., escorts.
	Escorts in my area.
	You said y'all niggas want to get pancakes.
	And one of the things that Shane got in trouble for was describing someone else and saying, yeah, when Chinatown pops up, people are like, where did all these chinks come from?
	So in that context, he was using a racial epithet in a non-racist way.
	And up here, he's using a racial epithet in a non-racist way.
	About food.
	About food.
	How weird is this?
	RC, I know what happened.
	Shane thought he was on Google, but he was actually still texting.
	Barry, shut the f ⁇ up.
	All right, no problem.
	Jesus Christ, Barry.
	Shut it up.
	Oh, this is God.
	He saved my family.
	Yeah, I saved his entire family up there.
	Excuse me, sir.
	Are you aware that this man is a known racist?
	That's not true.
	That's not true.
	No true oaths.
	That's another thing that happened.
	This is a little bit of a tangent, and it's not about foreshadowing, but people call you a racist and a white supremacist, and then everyone just goes, oh, okay.
	I had a, when this shit hit the fan in November, I had a black buddy that I've known forever say, so you're a fucking white supremacist now.
	Fuck you.
	I always knew you were a bitch, and he's talking about my wife, and fuck you, motherfucker.
	Not like, hey, Gavin, what's going on?
	Then I got a weirder one, this dude Brandon.
	I'll try to dig him up.
	Brandon something.
	He hangs out with Jerry.
	What's his name from Louie, The Louie show?
	Jerry, black guy.
	I'll dig this up over the course of the show.
	But Brandon calls me up and he goes, hey, man, how would you like it if your white supremacist buddies knew you used to hang out with me and Jerry all the fucking time?
	I got pictures of us hanging out.
	I got videos, motherfucker.
	He was trying to not blackmail me, but he was threatening me as a prominent white supremacist with footage of us hanging out.
	Meanwhile, I need that to get out.
	Like, can you send it to me?
	I'll pay for the billboard of us hanging out.
	But he said it, like, to sabotage my white supremacist career.
	Like, I was going to start sweating and going, Brandon, you burn those files.
	What do you want for them pictures, boy?
	I was a different man.
	I didn't hate Negroes back then.
	Now I'm rich with my Negrohater.com.
	And if they found out, it would be like the Dave Chappelle sketch.
	This guy's in comedy.
	He's normally a funny guy.
	It's not Jimmy Martinez.
	No, Jerry and Brandon, black LA comedians.
	Brandon is dark as coal.
	Jerry's handsome and he's got a mustache.
	Much lighter chap.
	Remember one time I was hanging out with a bunch of woke comedians in Vegas and someone asked him if he has sunblock.
	Hey man, Jimmy, sunblock?
	I had to go, he's black, dude.
	Black people don't have sunblock.
	I don't see color.
	Oh, I didn't even notice.
	Well, that very tanned white guy with incredibly curly hair doesn't need sunblock.
	Anyway, sorry, that was a total tangent.
	...story about the racist firefighter who touched Guatemalan children in their home after breaking down their door with an axe.
	Where was he when the fire started?
	Surely not at his home at 12407 Apple Blossom Lane in the world.
	This is why I told you to get on the toilet, please.
	Where does this firefighter live?
	So not only does the character Shane McGillis perfectly reflect Shane Gillis's life in a year, but the character lives in Haverford PA.
	Are you pooping yet?
	Are you freaking yet?
	Is it spooky yet?
	Haverford PA is the township that banned that fire department because the VP was a proud boy.
	Could we get more spooky?
	This is a year.
	That video that Shane is in is a year old.
	This happened a couple weeks ago.
	What does it say, the headline?
	Pennsylvania fire companies closed for failing to address volunteers, proud boys' ties.
	Now, in the joke video, they imply that he'll be less likely to help Mexicans or Guatemalans or whatever because he's a Trump supporter.
	That's why they closed down the firehouse.
	They said, blah, blah, blah.
	They're Western chauvinists who refuse to apologize for King of the Modern World who also want closed borders.
	You know, like every country in the world.
	The group doesn't allow women or transgender men to join, the article says.
	Yeah, it's a men's club.
	Do you have the same beef with the Shriners and the Knights of Columbus and the Masons?
	And here comes the quote from the chief.
	How they treat other people, what they think of other people, race, gender, creeds, it sows concerns, he said.
	Township officials said the firefighter offered to resign, but the fire company's board didn't accept the resignation.
	Now, here's a crazy theory, because I know right now you're starting to think that Shane Gillis is magic, and this is so spooky that it's becoming...
	No spooky?
	No spooky.
	The soundboards are banned.
	So just close the tab.
	Okay.
	Soundboards are permanently banned.
	Close that tab too.
	I have a theory that explains it.
	I'm an atheist when it comes to magic comedy videos.
	Here's what could have happened.
	So the guy who was fired from Haverford PA saw this comedy sketch and he went, and maybe it went viral among the FD community, amongst firemen.
	They got to come up with a quicker name for themselves.
	So firemen, this went viral and it really stuck in this one guy's craw.
	And he said, yeah, that is the way we're treated.
	We're treated like monsters.
	You know what?
	I don't want to be like that joke character in that comedy sketch from August of 2018.
	I'm going to be who I am.
	I'm going to love Trump.
	What's this men's club?
	Proud Boys?
	What are their deal?
	Oh, they're like really patriotic dudes.
	They're not racist, are they?
	Nope.
	Okay, I'm in.
	I'm joining that group.
	So it could have been he joined the club because of this video.
	I'm trying to find some sort of rational explanation for what appears to be voodoo.
	This is voodoo, folks.
	We are watching a video where they practice the juju.
	And if you hate somebody, you can make a comedy video and you take hair from the man and you rub it with chicken blood.
	And then everything in the comedy video will happen to him one year later.
	Explain a lightning when you wish for lightning for someone.
	You can wish for lightning on a man and science doesn't, white science does not record this.
	There is a place near Cape Town where you can pay a man to throw lightning at someone you hate.
	The science cannot explain it.
	Now you have to find that video.
	But go back to shame.
	God damn.
	I mean, isn't it weird?
	It keeps going, though.
	Lest you think magic doesn't exist in the world.
	Same zip code.
	We're getting word right now.
	Same zip code.
	See here in the Simpsons prediction.
	Oh, hey, Chief.
	Hey, pal.
	Hey, great job up there.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	We decided to terminate firefighter Shane McGillis.
	Department has a zero tolerance policy.
	Just pause.
	So the firefighter was fired.
	The Haverford PA did fire a firefighter for his political beliefs.
	And so the character Shane McGillis became real and was fired.
	And Shane Gillis was fired.
	That became real too.
	Double whammy.
	Double whammy plus the same area, Haverford PA, which I had never heard of until two weeks ago.
	I don't even know where it is.
	Central PA, probably?
	I think it's Delaware County.
	What's Delaware County?
	Well, that's another thing that they have in common with.
	Well, Shane McGillis, Shane Gillis, lives there, I would assume, because he wrote on the show with his buddies, Delco Proper, which is about Delaware County proper.
	Yeah.
	So they're from that area.
	Yeah, he definitely lived in Central PA for a while.
	But that is still predictive.
	Predictive?
	Yes.
	It's predictatory.
	Spooky.
	Spooky.
	Okay, keep going.
	So this happened.
	This joke Became real.
	And this is going to go into effect immediately.
	All right.
	All right, let's get back to this Puerto Rican flame.
	So that's not you.
	A fantastic game.
	Let's go back to this Puerto Rican flame, not you.
	We'll see you soon.
	Check it out.
	Amazing.
	Let's pause.
	This is Twitter now after Shane Gillis is fired, basking in his termination, going, amazing.
	We got the guy fired.
	Jesus Christ.
	You hungry?
	All these flames make me in the mood for Mexican.
	Is that weird or what?
	All right, we also have on the show tonight, we're going to talk to Chadwick Moore about this major breaking news revelation.
	What?
	Pinned comment.
	This is weird.
	Oh, it gets weirder.
	It says, better than SNL.
	Then again, that's not saying much.
	Better than the onion one year ago.
	Okay, I have a rational explanation for that, too.
	Okay.
	SNL saw this sketch and they saw better than SNL.
	Maybe they even have like a Google Alerts and they check comments that say SNL.
	And they saw this and they thought, we got to get our shit together and hire a guy like this.
	This is what we need.
	Some slightly right-of-center comedy.
	Because SNL's seminal years, when they were really good, they had a right-wing comedian, a writer.
	I know him.
	Robert Downey.
	Not Robert Downey Jr., but Robert Downey.
	And he's in the sketch.
	He wrote their best sketch ever, White Like Me.
	He also did Caveman Lawyer that Phil Hartman was.
	He also did the ChangeBank, where you don't put your money there, but if you have a 10, you go in and they give you two fives.
	He did Change Bank, but he also did White Like Me.
	And in the video where he goes to buy a newspaper, Eddie Murphy does, and they go, what are you doing?
	Why aren't you looking for this video?
	And you're Google imaging the guy.
	Oh, Dan.
	Okay, I was.
	Why would you look at the guy?
	Because you were jumping around talking about the bank sketch and the caveman sketch.
	White Like Me is a sketch where Eddie Murphy is a white.
	He lives life as a white dude.
	And it's probably only on Hulu.
	And in it, he tries to buy a newspaper.
	And the newspaper guy goes, well, what are you doing?
	There's nobody around.
	Take it.
	Just take it.
	And I think what Robert was doing was he was lampooning the idea that blacks have it so hard and whites have it super easy.
	And if you were only white, everything would be amazing for you.
	So it was kind of a mockery of the idea of racist America.
	I don't think Eddie Murphy got the bit, by the way.
	Oh, well, here it is.
	So...
	That's Robert Downey right there.
	He wrote this sketch.
	What are you doing?
	I'm buying this newspaper.
	That's all right.
	There's nobody around.
	Go ahead, take it.
	Take it.
	Go ahead.
	Take it.
	Yeah, take it.
	So anyway, they probably noticed that when we didn't totally focus on diversity and we had at least one slightly right of center, kind of a white trashy, Budweiser kind of guy, we got a lot of laughs.
	So let's get Shane Gillis.
	He proved himself with that sketch.
	And then the sketch happened in real life.
	I don't know.
	I find it fucking freaky.
	Let's lighten things up a little bit and talk about hot chicks for a second.
	I feel like we're getting too heavy, and we'll get heavy again with Chadwick Moore.
	What's that weird ghost on the screen?
	I just heard that.
	The fade button has been catching lately.
	Catching?
	Yeah, it just doesn't do a full fade.
	There's a partial fade.
	All right.
	When I was a young man, I was in maybe a freshman in high school.
	There was a girl in front of me who had this cough, and I don't know what was going on with her.
	She couldn't stop coughing.
	And she was like, and she kept going and going and going.
	And I was diagonally kitty corner away from her.
	And her face started going red.
	And she became like this primal animal, reduced to her primitive self in this sort of like primal scream, super cough.
	And she was getting red, and she was sort of falling off her desk, and the teacher was all worried about her.
	I could tell she was going to be okay.
	But seeing her in that state, she still maintained her femininity, the way her foot was placed.
	And god damn it, I was surprised by how incredibly turned on I became by this woman's impenetrable beauty and femininity and how even dying of a cough can't shake it.
	So I have a very weird segment coming up.
	We're going to go over to the studio, the green screen studio, and talk about how even when women try to uglify themselves, though they're pretty good at it in certain cases, they're just so fucking hot, no matter what.
	There's just, God just blessed them with this, and this is probably what the trans guys are trying to capture.
	They just have this fairy dust where they're always pretty no matter what happens.
	And of course, I'm not including my 650-pound life, but within reason.
	Let's go check it out.
	Hello, I'm a teacher.
	Sorry, that was Mandarin.
	I am English, and I am here to talk to you about nothing remotely Chinese.
	I'm here to talk to you about how women are perpetually beautiful, and in this day and age where they work so hard to be unattractive, you can still see their innate beauty.
	And the feminists in college are excellent at this, debutifying themselves.
	They put on weight, they cut their hair short, they dye it blue, they draw on their face with junk.
	But outside of those extreme cases, I'm always amazed when I look at women, especially activists or just women losing their shit.
	I'm just amazed as a straight meal how their beauty is just impenetrable.
	Like it just creeps out.
	It's weird.
	And maybe broads won't understand this, but here's just some pictures to get us started of what are these, those Ukrainian protesters?
	What are they called?
	Femin or something like that?
	Now, look at these pictures.
	Go scroll down a bit.
	They're freaking out.
	They're pissed off.
	They're there to rock your world and show you that fashion is fascist and free amina, whatever that means.
	I don't know how expensive Amina is.
	I don't know if it's a big deal that it's free.
	Look at this.
	Arab woman against Islamists.
	Like, she's there to show you that Islamism is oppressive.
	But all I see is a super hot chick with beautiful shapes that are totally different than mine.
	Maybe that's the sort of impetus of all attraction.
	You know, you exaggerate the differences.
	High-heel shoes sort of elongate the leg and push the ass out.
	Their asses are bigger than ours.
	It makes them look vulnerable.
	They're more vulnerable than us.
	The lips, it makes it look like insects where their cheeks get flushed and their lips get red.
	Their eyes with the mascara sort of makes it look like they're in the heat of the moment.
	Their hair, they can grow hair longer than us.
	So when we see them with long hair, we're exaggerating the differences.
	So I'm sorry if I'm not paying attention to the fire, but this is a great example of it.
	Look at just her stature.
	You know what I mean?
	Like the way her leg is right there.
	A man wouldn't do that.
	She's trying to be tough.
	She's trying to be a revolutionary.
	And all I see is a gorgeous babe.
	Now, this is more evident in video format because you're seeing, look at this guy kicking her in the ass.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck your morals.
	I'm a revolutionary.
	No, you're a smokeshow is what you are.
	And you're in great shape, which living in America is rare to see.
	Look at that.
	What are you chicks talking about again?
	I don't remember.
	Wow.
	Look at her.
	Even her belt is fantastic.
	Like the way they wear clothes, the way their clothes hang on them.
	It's so unmale.
	You got to watch it sometimes.
	Make sure you're dealing with the right age.
	Look at her.
	Fighting.
	I love her stress denim.
	Okay, let's show videos.
	That's in the next one.
	Now, I'm not sure which one is the first one here.
	Oh, yeah, this is the same kind of thing.
	So here's what you just saw in picture form.
	What you just saw in picture form.
	Here it is in video form.
	Look at their inescapable beauty.
	That's what we should call this segment.
	Inescapable beauty.
	In gay, we trust.
	Screw you.
	Screw you, Vatican.
	We're pro-gay.
	Look at them fighting and yelling.
	Flailing.
	Give me that.
	Give me that back.
	I'm a revolutionary.
	I'm not a hot chick.
	You look fantastic, ladies.
	You always look fantastic.
	Even when you're completely disoriented and you're fighting for your rights, you still are breathtakingly melt in your mouth.
	Stunningly gorgeous.
	Okay, so here's a black judge, and I think she got all her friends to cause a ruckus when she got fired.
	And she's being dragged out of the courtroom.
	And it's just such a great example of a woman's immutable grace.
	So this is when you should look like crap.
	If I was in a fight, being dragged out of a courtroom, I'd probably look like a spaz.
	So they grab her under the arms, all right, zoom out as much as possible.
	Wait, you see her legs in this shot with her little kitten heels?
	Here she is, the most dramatic moment of her life.
	She's being dragged to jail.
	Look at those shoes and that dress, how fantastic she looks.
	Could she look better?
	Look at her eyes.
	Beautiful.
	Can we just see that one more time?
	The way her heels drag on the floor, her legs perfectly parallel.
	I mean, they are just so graceful at all times.
	Gaze, you got to watch some of this and go, I got to admit, yeah.
	I mean, if a gay dude, super buff, is being dragged out, the quintessential gay superstar is being dragged out, I bet he would just be like, get the fuck off of me.
	And Gaze would go, man, this is what we get, homos.
	We get these, I don't know, they're like storks.
	They're like birds.
	They're not human.
	Okay, here's my final example.
	And this is what inspired this whole segment.
	It's a woman at the airport going completely ballistic.
	All right, this woman has lost her shit.
	She is in full primal cave mode.
	So you think, well, you're not going to be attractive now.
	You're in disgusting monster cave mode.
	How could you possibly retain any grace, any femininity, any innate beauty?
	Watch.
	Watch her work, boys.
	Turn it up.
	Look at her feet.
	Are you cropping her head?
	You rapist, too screwed.
	Get me out of here.
	Look at her foot, the way it's positioned there.
	Thin ankles?
	Look, she's just, she had a meltdown.
	She grabs her stuff, and then as she marches away, she still looks like a princess.
	Look at the way she walks away.
	She could be the Queen of England 50 years ago.
	Look at her jump.
	Look at that.
	Just go back.
	Let's see that jump again.
	And stop cropping her head, dude.
	Is that the video?
	Look at that.
	The way she mounts the counter is spectacular.
	And the way she pulls her dress up.
	I'm sorry, man.
	It's inarguable.
	Women are hot.
	I remember the guys.
	Jerry Minor, Brandon Johnson.
	They probably done sketches together.
	I hope so.
	Yeah, Jerry Minor never threatened me with outing me as a guy who hangs out with black people.
	But Brandon Johnson did.
	What a dumbass.
	What are you doing?
	How can you not handle this?
	Ooh, I'm a comedian.
	There he is.
	He looks like an action figure.
	Yeah, maybe he failed in comedy and became a bad guy.
	He's very dark.
	Maybe that wasn't friendly to the cameras.
	But he was a super funny dude.
	We used to party our asses off for days at a time.
	Me, Jerry Minor, Brandon Johnson, and what's his name?
	Brandon Johnson?
	Yeah, Brandon Johnson And Jay Johnson.
	We were like a foresome comedy pack.
	And we would hang out at the what's it called?
	There's this pub, the Royal Oak or something.
	I forget what it's called in LA where all the comedians hang out.
	And we'd have a gay old time.
	And Jerry Miner challenged me to some sort of debate, and I said, sure, dude, anytime.
	But I think he was trying to shock the viewers, my followers on Facebook.
	That was just a weird thing.
	But yeah, Brandon Johnson, weirdest shit ever.
	All right.
	Let's get back to some important news.
	Oh, here's something we touched on yesterday.
	Felicity Huffman, remember I talked about that woman yesterday who went to jail, was sentenced to 10 years for lying about where her kids live so she could get zoned into a good school?
	And I was saying that makes, doesn't make sense that she was punished for 10 years.
	But I understand that crime because public education is a right.
	And I said Felicity Huffman was doing private education, so why is she punished?
	And it's a common meme going around, pull it up, where Cernovich, by the way, Mike Cernovich uncovered this yesterday.
	It's a common meme going around where they say, this black woman got 10 years.
	Felicity Huffman gets 10 days.
	Same crime.
	No, it's a different crime.
	One's public education, one's private.
	And the New York Times, of course, scroll down, Ryan.
	The New York Times, of course, why aren't you showing the goddamn article?
	Go back to the top so people can find it.
	Why were you just looking at that and not putting it on the screen?
	Well, I thought you were going to announce that it is fake news, and then I would have revealed it.
	No.
	Whenever I'm talking about something, get it up, ASAP.
	This Felicity Huffman and Tanya McDowell meme you've been sharing is fake news.
	So you scroll down to the meme, and we see this poor woman, Tanya McDowell, a person of color.
	She got five years in jail.
	I've heard 10.
	She lied about the school district she lived in.
	Yes, she did lie about that.
	She was sentenced for that.
	But Cernovich goes through her other charges, which include dealing drugs on school property, dealing drugs to children, to young people.
	Now, in the old days, in the 80s and 90s, if a cop saw a drug dealer near a school and he was dealing drugs to school kids, they would beat the living shit out of that dealer and it wouldn't go on the books.
	I had talked to a cop once who found a drug dealer at a junior high.
	He dragged him, beat the shit out of him, and then put his head underneath his car, his cop car, and was like, saying, if I ever see you again, I won't hit the brakes.
	And he had the tire like right up to the guy's head, which probably sounds horrible to you.
	I think parents and liberals and New Yorkers are more shocked by that story than they are by the opioid epidemic.
	So mistreating a drug dealer, especially if he's a person of color, is more horrible to you than 130 Americans dying every day of opioid epidemics, of opioid overdoses.
	Anyway, yeah.
	So the zoning of the school thing was just one, that was the tip of the iceberg.
	It was her drug dealing that got her in prison.
	All right, so are we ready to get back to heavy news?
	Oh, Ryan, I want you to read this.
	I was my anniversary recently, and I was writing on the card, you know, this is not what you signed up for, but you've weathered the storm throughout.
	And I want to make sure I spelled weathered right.
	So I looked up weather the storm.
	I looked up the origin of that phrase, and it's weather like the weather outside.
	But I would like you to read the definition as Tony Soprano.
	Okay.
	Oh, wow.
	Start at the top.
	Okay.
	To weather the storm.
	It's English.
	You know, the pronunciation is.
	The following.
	Weather the storm.
	All right.
	It's a verb, okay?
	Weather the storm.
	Idiomatic.
	To reach the end of a very difficult way.
	Thank you very much.
	Without too much harm or damage.
	That's sufficient.
	You really stumbled across that?
	Yeah.
	It's amazing.
	Oh, shit.
	We forgot something about the Kavanaugh thing.
	I didn't label it properly.
	Breitbart discovered that, remember we were talking about that thing, Arabella?
	That weird $500 million fund, likely from Soros and other types like that, that is devoted to social justice.
	And they spend it on things like encouraging priests to talk more about eco-environmentally friendly stuff than Jesus Christ.
	There are saboteurs that are trying to wreck society.
	And it turns out that fund was heavily involved in the smearing of Kavanaugh.
	An organization that leads the protest movement against President Trump's judicial nominees and presents itself as grassroots is really part of the project of Arabella Advisors, a largely unknown, massively funded strategy company pushing the interests of wealthy leftist donors.
	I would be remiss if I didn't get that in there.
	And remember, my crazy theory that Jason Kessler's dad is the CEO, Eric Kessler.
	It's not likely.
	I got a mailbag about that.
	It's not.
	It's not.
	Poop.
	Yep.
	That would have been such a scoop.
	Such a scoop poop.
	Now it's a poop scoop.
	All right, we're running out of time.
	So here's the last, we've been, we got, do you have Chadwick Moore on the line yet?
	Oh, that's right, yes.
	Something weird happened the other day.
	Laura Loomer is suing Facebook.
	They just threw out their case.
	That's two cases thrown out that are similar to my SBLC thing.
	Don't worry, I'll be appealing it if they throw it out.
	And Facebook said, despite all this time saying, we're a publisher, we publish stuff.
	Now they're saying, no, no, no, no, no, we're a platform.
	We're not like a newspaper.
	We're just a vessel, like Medium.
	We're just a place.
	We're just like a computer, really.
	You type things on your computer, it appears on your screen.
	Same with us.
	You type things out, it appears on our thing.
	So you can't sue us.
	You have to sue the person that said the thing.
	This is groundbreaking.
	And I don't understand exactly why.
	So Chadwick Moore is going to come on the show, if you can ring him up, and explain to us why this is a huge revelation.
	So Chadwick, are you there?
	Yes, I am, sir.
	How are you?
	I'm good.
	I also have a low IQ, though.
	And I know that this is big news, that Facebook was forced to concede in legal documents that they are a platform, but I don't know what that means.
	Why is that such a big deal?
	Well, they had to concede they're a publisher, actually.
	And it's a big deal.
	So this is a motion that Facebook filed in federal court to dismiss a law, a defamation lawsuit from Laura Loomer.
	And so in the documents, it's a 20-page document.
	It was released two days ago.
	Facebook, it goes back and forth between calling itself a platform and a publisher.
	What's interesting here is the publisher part of it.
	So in the motion, which was dismissed, by the way, so the lawsuit will go forward.
	But in the motion, Facebook mentions its editorial voice, its editorial mission.
	It refers to itself as a platform on multiple occasions.
	And why this is important is that the public face of Facebook is, we are a tech company, we're not a publisher.
	Mark Zuckerberg said this before Congress.
	Now, he wasn't under oath when he said this, which was interesting that Congress didn't make him go under oath as they've done with many conservatives who've testified when it comes to tech censorship.
	But so he said, we are a tech company, we're not a publisher.
	That's the public face of Facebook.
	However, in private, they call themselves a publisher.
	This isn't the first time they've done it.
	A couple years ago, in another lawsuit from a tech startup, Facebook's defense was, we're a publisher.
	Now, why?
	But I don't get the difference.
	What's the difference between a publisher and a platform?
	And why is it relevant?
	The difference is, and this is, if you are a platform, then you cannot be sued for libel and defamation because you are simply a platform to put things out there.
	So, for example, Facebook claims to be a platform.
	The New York Times, for example, is a publisher.
	So if the SPLC goes on Facebook and says Gavin's a Nazi, Facebook can't be sued, but the SPLC can be.
	Same with the New York Times, because Facebook is saying, hey, we're just the place for people to present their ideas.
	We don't interfere.
	Now, because they are designated a platform, they have special protections.
	It's called, it's under section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, which says that these companies can't be sued for libel and defamation because they're just a conduit for other people's opinions.
	The other people can be sued.
	Now, if they were officially designated a publisher, that opens up the case for millions of lawsuits.
	I mean, anytime anyone says something libelous or defamatory about you on these platforms, you could sue the platform because they would be having an editorial voice.
	They're saying that they take responsibility for every single thing that goes up on their platform in the way that the New York Times would.
	So, you know, you can easily sue the New York Times for defamation because they are completely responsible for everything that goes up.
	Doesn't this make them immune?
	Now that they're not a publisher and they're a platform, they're just a vessel, and that sort of makes them like a blob you can't grab.
	They're just a gas now.
	Right.
	And honestly, that's what we want.
	We want our social media companies to be neutral platforms.
	Now, obviously, they aren't.
	They do engage in editorial, but they don't publicly admit it, but they do admit it in these private civil suits.
	And if you look at the, they even bring up section, brazenly in this 20-page motion, they even bring up section 230 and say, this protects us.
	And they bring up section C of part C of section 230, which explicitly states that these companies have protections because they are not publishers.
	They are not beholden to the same rule.
	Now, in this motion, Facebook is using its biggest argument is its First Amendment rights.
	Its First Amendment rights to call someone a dangerous individual, to say, we don't want to be associated with your brand.
	So the number one problem people have with Facebook, violating the First Amendment, Facebook is using in its defense, but only a publisher could do that.
	Facebook, if they are a completely neutral platform, really doesn't have free speech rights in the sense of the freedom of the press, the freedom to make editorial choices.
	But I guess what confuses me here is this looks like a win for them because they get to behave like a publisher and control the news, control the narrative, censor conservatives.
	Yet in the courts, they say, no, no, no, we're just a platform.
	So this sounds like a win-win for them.
	Right.
	Well, they're having it both ways.
	They are having it both ways, and nobody is challenging them.
	It would take, I don't know what it would take.
	It would probably take an act of Congress or rewriting the laws to clarify this.
	But right now, they have complete freedom to say, oh, in this situation, when it benefits us, we're actually a publisher with First Amendment rights.
	And in these other situations, no, no, no, we're not a publisher.
	We're just a neutral platform that can't control these things and we aren't engaging in any kind of censorship.
	So they're having it both ways, and nobody's calling them out on it.
	They're just rubbing it in people's faces.
	Okay, I get it now.
	So we've caught them on a contradiction, but they're yet to be punished for it, and we don't know how they could be punished for it.
	Right, because Congress isn't acting.
	They would have to be designated in a completely different category.
	They would have to lose Section 230 immunity.
	I don't think that's ever going to happen, but these companies are way too powerful.
	It would be the end of them.
	But they're getting away with loads of shenanigans, and they don't care.
	You know, there are people in Congress who are saying that they're working on this or that.
	Personally, I think that one of the best options is something that's going through Florida right now.
	A lawmaker proposed that basically we're just doing a state-by-state basis, sort of the way that gay marriage happened.
	One state decides to take action, one conservative red state, and basically says, you know what, if you ban, every time you ban someone for constitutionally protected speech, we're going to fine you $70,000.
	So, and someone in Florida is trying to do that.
	And I think, you know, if one state has the balls to do it and other red states pick up, then you've suddenly got a political moment, the same way you did with gay marriage.
	Nobody wanted to touch gay marriage.
	It happened by an activist court in Massachusetts, but it created a political moment for them to proceed to the Supreme Court.
	Otherwise, I think that seems like the best way to counteract this, but that could take 10 years.
	Yeah, well, it sounds like when King Henry VIII wanted to get divorced, and it was against the church, so he just invented a new church where you can get divorced.
	And we're sitting here catching King Henry VIII change the entire system.
	The question is, will he be punished for it, or will he be able to just keep divorcing broads who don't give him boys?
	Right, exactly.
	That's the big question.
	Are they going to keep getting away with it?
	Who knows?
	Wow, very edifying.
	Chadwick, thanks for coming on the show.
	Yeah, my pleasure.
	Thank you.
	You should show Chadwick's tweet.
	It's at the bottom of the notes.
	We should have shown that before we started.
	Oh, poops.
	This is very off-the-cuff.
	This is more like radio than TV.
	This is more Howard Stern than Tucker Carlson.
	Yeah.
	They admitted in a federal document they are indeed a publisher.
	Now, when you see that, you go, oh, good.
	Now we can really see them.
	King Henry VIII, my friends.
	You're going up against a big...
	They, on paper, are worth about $500 million.
	I think they're worth a billion.
	They've made it clear they're immoral, and they made it clear they have offshore accounts.
	Why be honest?
	They go, they have 450 million here and about 100 million offshore accounts.
	Why would we trust them to be honest about their offshore accounts?
	It's like that guy who wanted to blackmail me for masturbating where he says, once you send me the Bitcoin, I will delete the videos.
	I promise.
	Meanwhile, by the way, if I don't masturbate, I don't watch porn.
	But if one was, isn't it just your face?
	Oh, yeah, you don't like you present your data.
	I'm going to send it to all your friends.
	So aren't all my contacts just going to see a face going, right?
	Yeah, it's not a big deal.
	Right?
	But if this is what it looks like, they also show what you're whacking to.
	And they see this.
	You're like, oh, that's really terrible.
	Naked women in bikinis.
	But it's just not naked if you're in bikinis.
	But you froze on there for 30 seconds.
	They're like, what the fuck?
	All right.
	Let's wrap it up.
	Let's do the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	So a letter from Hugh.
	He's got three points, which is a pet peeve of mine.
	A lot of points.
	Too many points.
	You get one point.
	What are your triangle?
	How the fuck can you not understand that 100% of callers into your show have a four to five second delay?
	It's infuriating.
	If you say something and then go silent for a second, you can't then jump back in because the caller will have started to respond.
	And now you're talking over each other in snippets of partial statements.
	Shut the fuck up until the caller responds.
	Or don't leave silence gaps.
	Or fucking stab Ryan every time he fails to cut off the callers after they've asked their questions.
	That is a valid criticism.
	Yeah, you have to plow through.
	Because by the time they hear your interruption, then they stop.
	You start.
	I have to say, hey, caller, how you doing?
	And just sit there in the darkness.
	Maybe I'll do a funny dance.
	You know, the delays?
	Hey, am I on the air?
	Delays have been better.
	The delays.
	Yeah, they have been.
	Yeah.
	I thought the last Colin show, There's Another Tomorrow, went Pritz good.
	Yeah, tote's good, Pritz good, basically.
	Frankly.
	Point number two from Hugh.
	This is like when you do a talk and they go, what's going on?
	They talk about themselves.
	Hey, what's going on?
	My name is Gavin.
	I lived in New York for about 20 years.
	Came here from Montreal.
	I was originally born in England.
	But my formative years were really in Montreal, I guess.
	So I'm not French, though.
	I speak a little, obviously with an accent.
	That's nice.
	My question is in two parts, with two sort of subparts within those two parts.
	First of all, you came here from more of a metric system.
	Now you're using Imperial.
	How does that make you feel?
	Will you be using it again?
	And do you miss using Metric in the past?
	My second, oh, geez.
	Point of personal privilege.
	Thank you.
	Just like, hey, when you did the movie Husbands and Wives, do you think that it didn't get any attention because of that controversy with you screwing your Asian stepdaughter, Woody Allen?
	And then I'm out.
	It's like New York.
	I love bums in New York.
	They're just like, can I have money?
	Nope.
	Every other city, it's like, hey, man, I'm trying to get a bus to Chicago, but I need like four more bucks for my ticket.
	Shut the fuck up, liar.
	And you'll notice in New York, too, if you want directions or something, or is that the Freedom Tower?
	You can't go, hey, excuse me, I'm just fit.
	No, no, no, no.
	What's the Freedom Tower?
	Is that the Freedom Tower?
	Yeah.
	Like, yep.
	Or just go, which way's North?
	That's so true.
	That's North.
	I actually have a compass on my phone now.
	My sense of direction would give you nightmares.
	I can be walking in New York City where I've lived for 20 years and you think I'm walking north.
	And then I'll look at my phone and go, what the fuck?
	I've been going the wrong way this whole time.
	And then I'll go, whoa.
	And then like inception, the entire city goes, and north becomes south and south becomes north.
	And you're where you need to be.
	Especially without the twin towers to find my way.
	It's like New York lost its two front teeth.
	Oh, gosh.
	That's what I heard an anchorman say on September 12th.
	A little more severe than losing your front teeth.
	Number two, Ryan.
	Sorry, Ryan.
	Okay.
	Ryan hasn't figured out very shit by now.
	This means he will likely never figure out said shit.
	Not sure why you used a semicolon there, Grammar Nazi.
	Semicolons, you basically never need them.
	You being constantly surprised or even just annoyed by his incompetence is you doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
	Learn from his repeated mistakes.
	Well, I'd like to think I am constructive with my rage, and I say things like, don't guess, no soundboard, and don't contribute something to the conversation unless you're positive it's true, which is sort of like the first one, I guess.
	Yeah, I think they only hear loud, and they're not programmed to get a morsel of truth.
	You can show your t-shirt to the big camera.
	I love this shirt.
	You know what I love about this shirt is DNC whiners see it and initially it clicks a bell and they go, oh, cool, you're one of us.
	And you go, no, no, no.
	Hate has no home here, has no home here.
	It doesn't mean I like hate.
	It means I reject your silly narrative.
	And MAGA people would think that you're wearing it ironically.
	If they know you.
	It's sort of like that woman who said, can you not wear a red hat with any writing on it?
	Because it triggers me.
	Right.
	And she's the one who wrote a book.
	Remember we talked about her?
	That's winning all these awards.
	And it's about a guy who's an art dealer in the 80s, and all his friends are dying of AIDS.
	This is number three.
	As good as you are with grammar, you always get these wrong.
	Bring versus take.
	You bring things from elsewhere to here, while you take things from here to elsewhere.
	For example, you don't bring things to the park, you take them to the park.
	I don't think I knew that.
	But thank you for that.
	That's what he brought to the table.
	I've heard that before, though.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	I think the mistake is...
	I guess he took it to the table, but from your perspective, he's bringing it to the table.
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
	Different than is wrong 99% of the time.
	Different isn't quantitative, like more or less.
	Example, oranges aren't different than apples.
	Oranges are different from apples.
	I didn't know that either.
	Thank you.
	You see, this is why I like not being mentally obese, because when I'm confronted with data that contradicts my beliefs, I change my mind and I learn.
	This person has insulted me and made me better.
	That's the beauty of conflict.
	All right, we're out of time.
	Thanks, Brad.
	Oh, shit.
	What?
	Did I have a fucking haircut?
	Crud.
	Dang it.
	Crud, crud, crud, crud, crud.
	Let's play the final video, which is...
	It's Marvin's Gay Son.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is Marvin Gay's son.
	Oh, Marvin Gaye's son.
	Yeah, he's definitely not gay.
	That's the problem, actually.
	Shoot, if I got my barber's bad books, my life is over.
	Fudge, dude.
	Did you comment?
	Did you?
	I'm hitting the vid.
	She looked at his ass?
	Yeah, she wants to grab it.
	She wants to smooch it.
	Look at the kind of woman he went to.
	And the type of drink he whores.
	And Jerry Hantric whores.
	What the fuck?
	He has a water bottle and a pink drink.
	He's got ice in it.
	I have to stay hydrated.
	He's got ice in some sort of martini or are those bubbles?
	I think absurd.
	Should I just give you a water bottle and sit?
	No.
	We're at a restaurant.
	Pour me water.
	Don't bring me a water bottle.
	What is this, a video?
	What are we on a set?
	Look at her.
	What's the matter?
	Oh, she's getting in a fight with that guy.
	I like she has a diamond tie on.
	Whoa.
	Marvin Gaye.
	I bet he's glad he's dead right now.
	Marvin Gaye was shot by his father.
	It's too bad that Marvin Gaye isn't alive to kill his son.
	Rerome.
	What is with your hat?
	Are you a Nickelodeon cartoon?
	His quality here is unbelievably bad.
	That TV also sucks.
	Look how corny she is, too.
	This is like a 12-year-old's fantasy.
	Oh my God.
	I love that stylist in this video.
	Hey, I'm rich, by the way.
	I might be completely useless at everything, but I am rich.
	My dad was smart and gay.
	All right, that's enough.
	Crazy town.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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