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Aug. 20, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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LIVE FROM BREEZY - EPSTEINS MURDER
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All right.
I gotta make sure this works now.
That says it's live.
Let me see how the volume is.
Volume looks pretty decent, right?
Welcome.
Live from Breezy Point, the Irish Riviera.
Let me just make sure this is recording.
I figure those guys will text me if it's not.
I got a very crucial story here.
Oh, it's really packs of wall up when you don't have rocks.
So as happens, I got wax stuck in my ear from swimming, right, in the ocean.
And it's painful.
So I think I'll save some money by not going to irrigate it at a doctor's because I have a high copay.
And I have to pay out of pocket, right?
So it's like $130 to go to the walk-in clinic.
So I'll just do it myself.
So I use the same sprayer I use for the pancake mix.
I put water in there and you sit in the bath.
And I've done this a million times.
So I'm going, you really got to squirt.
And it's exhausting because it takes like 40 tries.
All to say.
So great.
Now I've really.
So we wait for video about Britain where some guy was stopping a bus because he was going the wrong way down a runway and he wouldn't get out of the way.
And everyone on the bus is going, what the fuck?
So he's some Armenian lunatic and he comes out and he's ready to brawl.
And so this big guy gets out and he's sort of going up to the Armenian guy.
But then as soon as the Armenian looks like he's ready, the British guy runs away.
And then the Armenian's doing like a three-point turn and he hits the guy and the guy goes, hey, you're in my car.
You want to go?
Let's go.
And he takes his jacket off and the guy, the Armenian, did want to go.
I'm recording this both with Photo Booth and live stream, so I don't know where to look.
And then the guy did want to go, so he came at him, and then the other guy's eyes where they said I called Obama a monkey.
And the DA asked a black conservative, do you think that's funny?
I know I mentioned this last show, but I'm obviously still obsessed with it.
I've just been walking around the house we rented down here and going on the beach and playing with the kids.
And in the back of my head, it's always 15 years, 15 years, 15 years.
Someone is facing 15 years for attending my talk.
That's some powerful words.
I like when the chain sticks out.
It looks more working class.
I like to fetishize the working class.
And I think they appreciate my fetishization.
They like being appreciated.
They're not usually put on a pedestal.
They don't have a lot of groupies of the blue collars.
So when I come fawning over, they go, oh, cool.
I saw you on Fox News.
And then we get to talking.
And then I'll use some big word.
And they go, oh, you're secretly a fag.
Not a fag gay, but you know what I mean, like a pussy.
Or I'll use some word like pokertudinous and they'll go, what are you talking about?
I read a really good article.
I'll get back to the fighting and the ear, but I read a really good article in the New York Post yesterday.
And it said, this Prowlboy and Tifa wars are about Machismo.
I'm doing something up here.
Don't you dare come in here.
Get downstairs.
Can someone get him downstairs?
Damn it.
Thank you.
I need all the kids kept downstairs.
Cheers.
I feel like the guy in that viral video where the little Asian kids come in while he's talking about foreign policy.
Thank you.
So anyway, oh, there's a couple kissing.
And she said, this is just beta males and alpha males.
Like, I always say the mods and the rockers.
And her basic, her subtext was, if the boys don't want to fight, you better let them.
Like the Proud Boy song, The Boys Are Back in Town.
Did I say the Proud Boy song?
The Thin Lizzie song.
And her contention, not mine, don't take this to court, was that it purports to be about fascism or equality or patriotism, but it's really just the same old brawls young men have been having for centuries.
It's tribalism.
The punks and the skinheads.
The jets and the whatever they, whoever the jets are fighting, the socials and the socials, what are they called?
The city kids and the blue-collar kids.
It's just, it's, when I was young, it was punks and skinheads fighting each other, Nazi skinheads, but it wasn't really about that either.
That was middle-class kids.
We were the punk kids, but we were from the suburbs.
Our parents were well-educated.
We had money.
And the Nazi skinheads, they weren't really, they weren't Holocaust deniers.
They were just losers who had been shat on by society, kind of like juggalos in many ways.
You know, no dad and foster homes and stuff.
And they chose the swastika more to just say, get away from me.
I'm sick of being molested.
I want to look bad.
I'm a dog.
And so, and I think we were fighting them.
We were purporting to do it for equality or whatever, because it's what's right, fighting fascism.
But we were in Ottawa, Canada.
What's the fascism?
What's the racism even?
Where's the anti-Semitism?
There's barely anyone but like Scotch-Irish.
And I think it was really we were insecure about our lack of substance.
And our dads tended to be working class.
You know, the boomers, you can say a lot of bad stuff about them, but they were poor.
And a lot of them, you know, came from nothing.
And I think a lot of young men, myself included, felt insecure about that because our dads have been in 100 fights and we've been in five fights.
And we desperately wanted substance, maybe to get our father's approval.
And I think that's what a lot of Antifa are doing here.
They're trying to get some grit.
Although, I was looking up the three Antifa who beat up that journalist.
The journalist's name was Paul Miller or Paul Williams.
They beat him, took his camera equipment, and they got away with misdemeanors.
No criminal record, nothing.
And no media attention.
And very hard to find online.
But I did my research, and it's one sort of Jamaican-looking black dude with dreads.
I don't know his background yet.
But the other two are rich kids who are.
Proud of Finbar are both dragged now, or trans, whatever.
So Finbar is like Soren.
Soren Sloan.
He has tits and stuff.
But he looked like a homeless man in the trial.
God knows what's going on with these people.
They're just, I don't know.
You know, it could be as simple as Proud Boys are just sick of being shat on for being men and sick of being told to be ashamed of their masculinity.
And Antifa kids may be in the same boat, but instead of fighting back and saying, I'm sick of being told to be ashamed of myself, they're more like, okay, well, then what am I?
Shall I grow tits?
Is this what you want?
So it's two groups dealing with the same, and again, I'm sticking with this woman's hypothesis that it's all about masculinity.
It's two groups dealing with the same problem in different ways.
One group is saying, okay, okay.
What about these?
Is this good?
I'm soren now.
I'll fight that guy.
You want me to get in fights?
I'll fight for what you're saying is bad.
I'll go get those guys.
And then the other group is saying, yeah, fuck you.
We're not doing that.
I'm sick of this.
And I'm sick of him.
Or Z. So it has nothing to do with fascism.
Nothing to do with politics or racism or anti-Semitism or Islamophobia.
That's all a lie.
But you know what's nuts about it is the government sees this mess and goes, this would be fun to take advantage of.
I'm going to get votes with it.
I'm going to continue the narrative and say, we have to fight hate.
And I'll use one side.
It's almost like they chose them randomly, like with a dartboard.
They could have chosen Antifa just as easily.
And they go, uh, you guys are the bad guys.
And we need these weird trans losers to fight for justice.
And that gives them this sort of heroic narrative where you have to vote for them or it's World War IV.
Fear.
Fear gets votes.
So it's ironic that fascists like Andrew Cuomo, Bill de Blasio, the Attorney General.
Fascists, oh, yeah, I could turn it up a notch.
Ryan is sending me notes as we do this.
Well, why don't I just turn it up all the way?
Into the red.
That was my second band, Leather Ass Buttfuck's first album, In the Red.
We were terrible.
So yeah, actual fascism is using your political opponents as political fodder.
And sorry, that's not a good explanation.
Fascism and terrorism are closely linked.
I've always seen fascism as an economic model.
In fact, Obama checked off a lot of the boxes where you're the dictator and you have the head of education.
That one guy controls that monopoly.
He's an oligarch.
And then you have the czar of energy.
And then you have the czar of housing or whatever, or war.
And you have like five or six guys that handle everything for you.
It's like the mafia in that sense.
And it's an economic government model.
Rarely comes up on the streets.
I don't know why it comes up in political discourse every 10 seconds because it's a weird economic model that you don't really see that much.
You see socialism much more, obviously.
Anyway, but it's just, it's so ironic that the inklings of fascism you do see in this country are politicians using alleged anti-fascists to beat up people.
And if it doesn't go their way, or I should say if it does go their way, they take these fake ogres, these fake Nazis, and throw them in prison.
So Max and John are looking at 15 years in prison because it's politically convenient to Cuomo and the DNC.
That is fascism.
That's tyranny.
And isn't it crazy that the alleged anarchists are the ones coddled by the government and the patriots who support the president are the ones who are being sent to prison for 15 years for a high school brawl.
That when I was a kid, you'd see at every hockey game.
You'd see it at every punk show, a brawl like that.
It wouldn't even register.
Honestly.
Like, in my day, when I was a teen, that fight that happened the night of October 12th, I don't know if people would talk about it on October 13th.
They might go, yeah, there was a fight after that show.
Oh, yeah, where?
Just like down the street, the bunch of Vantifa guys jumped a bunch of other guys, and they fought for like, there was no blood or anything, or no broken bones.
It was just like a 20-second thing.
And the other guy would go, ah.
It would be the same as saying, I saw a dog with three legs.
You'd go, oh, yeah.
I hear those are good luck.
Or like, I saw a tree fall in a car.
I think a tree falling on a car might be more consequential.
But anyway, two trannies and a Jamaican guy walk into a bar.
Two trannies and a Jamaican guy beat up a journalist, take all his stuff, get away with nothing.
And then that same group, this is maybe 100 yards away, and 30 minutes later, Get jumped, get ambushed, fight back, and are looking at 15 years.
I know I've become Lenny Bruce talking about my case.
I hope I don't become like Lenny Bruce dead from methadone or whatever the fuck he was doing, morphine on the bathroom floor.
Anyway, so yeah, those British guys running away from that lunatic on the road.
I just thought, did all your brave guys die in World War II?
I've been doing a lot of reading up here.
I'm rereading Pat Buchanan's book, The Unnecessary War.
I'm having trouble understanding where he says the Holocaust would have been much smaller if we had let Hitler just do whatever he wants.
But we had Pat Buchanan on the show discussing the book.
I should have got more into that.
Basically, he says, Hitler wouldn't have had access to so many Jews in Poland and Russia if we hadn't got involved.
That's the one thing I don't seem to understand.
But the rest of it makes perfect sense.
He says, let the Nazis go east and fight the communists like scorpions and snakes, like rats and rats.
And they eat each other and then they're all dead.
And then we get to rebuild Europe with no Nazis and no commies.
Like Kissinger said about the Iran-Iraq war.
Can't they both lose?
So I think Churchill was a piece of shit.
I think he's responsible for all the dead women and children in the Boer War.
I think he's responsible for embroiling Britain in World War I. And I think World War II came from World War I. The way they handled it afterwards, they did a terrible job.
And that sparked fascism.
And I think Churchill is responsible.
Oh, Epiphany.
Churchill's one of those middle-class kids.
Well, he's upper class.
So his father was a great warrior, incredibly accomplished and decorated soldier.
And Churchill was a rich little mommy's boy, bitch.
Just like FDR, by the way.
Whoa, I'm having a lot of epiphanies here.
FDR and Churchill were friends.
FDR and Churchill both decided together to get America involved.
And they were both rich mama's boys, pussies, who never worked a day in their life.
Whoa.
So it's this same, you're watching an epiphany live, folks.
So it's this same insecurity that Antifa displayed the night of my talk.
It's that same insecurity, that rich kid insecurity, trying to impress daddy while mommy coddles you and kisses your ass, is the same thing that's putting Max and John in prison.
And ironically, making them fatherless.
I hear screaming downstairs.
I don't know if it's children being murdered or joking around.
What's more important, though, is the show.
So if the Manson family part two is downstairs murdering everyone in my family, I won't let that interrupt the show.
You develop sort of a radar.
Like you'll hear a cry from a kid and you can tell if it's a serious cut that needs stitches or he's just whining.
These screams sound like tag or some sort of like gross thing, like someone has a booger on their finger and they're trying to call on someone else.
Anyway, way to interrupt the epiphany of the century.
So this same middle class insecurity, this lack of masculinity in Churchill and FDR and Antifa keeps rearing its ugly head.
And it's a natural thing.
Men want to prove themselves.
Men don't like being pussies.
I saw a really interesting thing that Amy Schumer was talking about.
How many times have I said that sentence?
It reminds me of a brilliant philosopher named Amy Schumer, who was having a debate with Christopher Hitchens, of course.
And, no, but she said, men's number one insecurity is to be ridiculed.
And I've actually heard, I've known maybe a handful of women and men who were molested as kids.
And in almost every case, the way it ends is they start laughing at them.
And there's actually a book about this.
Debbie Dreschler is a cartoonist that she did an autobiographical comic book called Daddy's Girl about how she was raped by her father.
It's kind of intense.
I wouldn't recommend it.
It's not for the weak apart.
But he mouth rapes her on a regular basis.
And her family isn't speaking to her, by the way, for making this book because they say she's lying.
I spoke to her.
I interviewed her many times for advice.
I don't think she's lying.
Anyway, one day she just started laughing at him.
And he was so mortified that he never did it again.
This is not a good analogy because I'm trying to defend people who don't like being ridiculed.
And I chose the worst people imaginable, child molesters.
And we'll get to Epsom in a second.
And I haven't forgotten the ears.
So something about ridicule goes deep into the heart of a man.
And it strips him of his reason to live.
And it's 100% of who he is.
And it comes from the need for a man to protect his family.
So, and that's why I'm against flip-flops.
What if someone slaps your girl?
Now you're fighting with one shoe on?
Men are always in the back of their head thinking, I have to protect the family.
And that's why there's a roof over your head.
That's why they make sure you have health care.
That's why they're always on their haunches when there's someone's crackhead in a bar and your wife is there and he's like, what's going on?
And you're like, I'm ready to defend.
I don't want him to touch my wife.
It's a cave thing.
And Amy Schumer doesn't understand that.
So she thinks when she read this study that said a man's biggest fear is ridicule, she thought it was like, ha ha, you're fat.
And Amy Schumer, obviously, being a four, has been through this her whole life and goes, you fucking pussies.
Men think they're so tough and their biggest fear is being ridiculed.
No, Amy, that's not What the study revealed.
Men invented ball busting.
In fact, if we were back at the studio, I would pull up this great viral video where these guys are doing a PSA about ball busting.
You can find it yourself, but like there's a construction worker and he goes, I had to go to a wedding after work, and I only had a bit of paperwork to do at work.
So instead of showing up in my overalls, I showed up in Tuxedo.
And ever since then, they call me Mr. Monopoly.
And it's got this like sad music.
And there's another guy.
He goes, he used to call me John Lennon because I had long hair and I hated it.
So one day I broke down and I got a haircut.
Now everyone calls me haircut.
We're behind ball busting.
We created it.
That's why men are better at humor than Schumer because we understand mean-spiritedness.
That's not what the study was about.
The study was about you trying to assert yourself.
I'm sorry, I used pedophiles as an example.
You trying to assert yourself as a protector of the clan, as a guy who you can be safe behind, and that not having any credence.
So someone goes useless, redundant.
Yeah, that's the word.
Redundant.
And that's why you see such a high suicide rate with males, especially white males these days, because they watch the news and the media and they're told that they're redundant and they're useless and they suck and they're responsible for everything bad in the world and all men are rapists and we need to kill them all.
And that chips away at your soul.
And we're seeing with cops, you know, it's what, August now?
We've had a cop suicide a month this year.
And it's because cops, boy, I'm having some great thoughts today.
This vacation really pays off.
Or maybe it's the old rotten corn.
The cop profession is 100% about this need to protect.
They take the natural instinct of, I want to protect my individual little family and make sure there's okay.
And I know these are annoying you, but they work.
And I couldn't find anything with the cord.
I apologize.
I know I'm basically wearing foot plots.
They take that natural cave instinct and they go, I don't just want to protect my wife and my children or even my block that I live on.
I want to protect like 50 blocks.
I want to protect my city.
So they're braver than us.
And that was always a noble profession.
Up until very recently, it was a noble profession.
Now we have all cops are bastards.
And even when I was young, Millions of Dead Cops and stuff was a very esoteric, radical thing.
In fact, MDC, Millions of Dead Cops, the band, they came up with that, no war, no KKK, no fascist USA.
I was part of that.
My band opened for MDC.
I was part of that world when I was 18.
Now, no war, no KKK, no Trump USA is said at mainstream Democratic rallies.
So the alt-left is now mainstream, despite them telling you that the alt-right is mainstream.
That's a lie.
The alt-left is.
But I would say very recently, like maybe in the past, post-Juliani, New York, so, you know, in the past 10 years, maybe, we've taken this radical notion that cops are bastards and they're racist and they're evil and they want to kill you and mainstreamed it.
So these cops are walking down the street and they're not noble anymore.
And they're being ridiculed.
Now, this isn't in a ball-busting way.
Cops invented ball-busting.
You shouldn't talk to them.
You shouldn't get to know them.
You shouldn't do a ride-along.
I know of a cop who was going into a perp's house and a squirrel jumped at him and he screamed.
And just like the Mr. Monopoly and the haircut, he was known as squirrel for, I think, five years.
And every time he'd come back to his station, there'd be squirrel pictures everywhere.
They would hot glue taxidermied squirrels to his locker.
He was squirrel after that.
Or there was another guy who got scared and he tased an old lady.
She was fine.
Relax.
She was fine.
And he became known as Taser after that.
And I've had this explained to me about three times, but I still have trouble understanding it.
But he came to the station and his locker was in the shape of a taser.
So I guess they removed his steel locker and then made a wood one and then crammed it in there.
Honestly, it's been explained to me many times.
And they're just like, no, it made his locker a taser.
I'm like, how did they make, you mean they removed?
A locker is a horizontal, I mean a vertical rectangle.
A taser goes like that.
No, no, they made it.
It's like out of wooden shape.
Maybe they just like made a taser out of wood, like with a jigsaw, and then just glued that to the locker door.
That's probably what it was.
Cops aren't great at explaining shit.
They're not very erudite.
They're not very eloquent.
And that was another thing in that woman's New York Post article.
She said, Proud Boys are a bunch of imbeciles who, blah, blah, blah.
And I was reading it going, what's the matter with imbeciles?
Some of my best friends are morons.
Proud boys tend to be pretty dumb.
I mean, they released their bylaws and hid the elders with the highlight that you just click on, you can see their names.
They're not very savvy.
Not technically savvy.
The vocabulary with the blue collars tends not to be very impressive.
I don't give a shit.
I know nerds.
They tend to be boring.
You want to hang out with the top scientist in the country or a cop?
Whoa, that's another epiphany.
That's kind of what the split is in this country.
Half the country, both sides of the country think that question is a no-brainer, but half of us go, a cop, and half of us go, a scientist.
And no one goes, I don't know.
It depends.
We are truly polarized.
And a lot Of it is emasculinization, demasculinization.
Now, sometimes your surroundings do that naturally, like in the case of Churchill and FDR, where they were just injected into this pansy world where their mommies kissed their butts.
I think both Churchill and FDR were only children and bought them things and dressed them up.
There's all these pictures of FDR and Churchill when they were young and their little outfits with their little hats on.
Hi, I'm a fancy lad.
And so they try to fight against that.
And in the case of those two world leaders, I'm going to say 100 million people died.
But in the case of Antifa, it's not riches.
Well, it is riches, but it's not just coddling.
It's the entire media and culture saying, you're not a real man.
You suck.
And they freak out.
So I go to the doctor and I say my ear hurts.
And he goes, oh, there's a lot of wax in there.
Here, I'll give you a prescription.
We put this in your ears and it will tackle the wax.
It maybe fall out naturally.
And then on Friday, we come, we irrigate.
And I go, okay, sounds reasonable.
I'll pay another $130, I guess.
It's better than my home remedy where I blast my ear and things pop off and destroy my hearing for life to save some money.
So I go to the CVS in Breezy or near Breezy today.
And they go, okay, and your healthcare?
And I go, I have a huge deductible.
It's a long story.
It's like emergency health care.
Okay.
Well, the fee for this is $344.
The most.
What are you doing?
Close the door!
The most expensive, good thing my head covered that.
The most expensive medicine I've ever paid for in my life.
Oh, no, I didn't pay for it.
I had shingles when I was about 25.
And they go, that'll be $100.
And I go, $100 for a pill?
They go, yeah, or you could just wait 10 days till it goes away.
I'll wait 10 days till it goes away.
Shingles just feels like a chicken grabbing you.
It feels like a chicken is going, hey, asshole, come here.
And you're just like, ow, chicken.
Now, that's annoying, obviously, in the middle of the night when you're sleeping and a chicken has his claws in you and it's going, hey, you, I'm talking to you.
Very irritating, but it's not the end of the world.
I got a friend who has shingles now.
She's like, I can't drop off the kids.
I have shingles.
I go, you got a chicken who's in a bad mood.
You owe a chicken $100.
Actually, the pill is $100, so it's exactly like you owe a chicken $100.
Hey, asshole, I want my money.
You can drive.
So I go to the pharmacist.
I go, what?
I'd rather have an earache.
Now, this is where it gets a little more substantive.
The doctor who wrote that prescription has no idea how much, what he was writing.
He just goes, oh, ear problem?
This is a good company.
They'll do the ear stuff.
And usually this is probably paid by your insurance.
So they go, let's charge like $340.
But it's just isopropyl and some oils.
I mean, my grandmother used to make that just in the kitchen.
It's just rubbing alcohol with olive oil.
Here I go.
Try it.
Okay.
Now, there's really cool drugs that are fucking insanely expensive out there.
Like, you can get Hep C cured now for 80 grand.
That's worth it.
Hep C, I know junkies who have died from Hep C because they share needles and they got Hep C. I would rather live and pay 80 grand.
I don't care how long it takes me to pay off.
It's better than student debt.
What would you rather do?
Be cured of a fatal disease or owe three times that so you can have a MASCOM degree in speech pathology.
So the system, the healthcare system here, it's a very boring subject, and I kind of avoid it.
I like to be exciting, which is probably why I don't really know much about it.
It's like climate change.
I don't know about it.
My gut says that the Earth is getting warmer, but it's a normal fluctuation and it's not our fault.
And even if it was, there's nothing we can do about it because we have bad actors, as is the hot new term, like China, who will dwarf anything we try to do.
Canada is like 1.5% of the carbon footprint of the world, and they are bending over backwards.
I mean, that just sums it up, doesn't it?
Canada's bending over backwards to solve this problem, while China is just like cow farts in every coal mine, in every nuclear plant.
Just like they're building a coal processing plant every couple weeks over there.
And we're like, this coffee cup goes in the blue bin.
I just saw in Alex Jones that some woman was arrested for putting the wrong plastic in the wrong bin.
I assume that was in England.
Definitely in Europe.
So with healthcare, I won't bore you all into the healthcare very quickly.
All I know is I lived in England, I was born in England, lived in Canada, was raised there, and they had free healthcare, and it sucked shit.
If you've got in a fight, you're going to be in ER for 20 hours, at least 12 hours, waiting to have your broken nose moved over.
My grandmother in Britain, she had a hip replacement she needed.
She had to wait a year and a half, and all these immigrants were ahead of her in line.
She's like, I've been paying healthcare my whole life.
I should have a bloody triple black platinum healthcare card at this point.
So, yes, it's cheap.
It's also a long lineup.
You'll notice that with free stuff, you tend to have to wait in line.
In fact, I think dogs in Canada have better health care than humans because they just get to pay and have it fixed that day.
But this whole idea that eardrops can be $344 Shows you how shitty the system is.
I'm not saying I have the solutions, but my guess is that the more privatization and the more we make it state central, the more transparency too.
Shouldn't a doctor know?
Doctor know of bad brains.
Shouldn't a doctor know what he's prescribing?
I mean, the market is part of the cost, what's it called?
The cost-benefit ratio?
Like, I could have a major gash right here, right?
I should get stitches.
How much are the stitches?
$4,000.
I mean, I had these cuts on my knuckles from punching something.
Long story.
I did that with crazy glue and duct tape.
I just pinched it shut, crazy glued it, then put duct tape over the crazy glue part.
Then didn't touch it or have a shower for five days.
Look at that.
It looks great.
So I'm happy.
If you want to charge me four grand, that's obviously a hyperbolic situation, then I'll just pinch it, crazy glue it, and duct tape it.
Thanks.
Home medicine works.
And by the way, we did a lot of home medicine in Canada with ingrown toenails.
We cut, you find the part that hurts, right?
You cut down with the Swiss Army knife with those little tiny scissors.
You have to ice it first and drink a six-pack.
And then you cut downwards, and then with pincer pliers, not pincer pliers, needle-nose pliers, you grab the thing you just did, and yank it out.
Done.
We did this in Vice magazine in the party issue.
There was a guy who had a tumor on the back of his neck.
I can't believe I did this.
I wasn't a young man either.
I was probably like 31.
I couldn't dig this up.
I cut open his tumor and we scooped it out.
It was all gristle.
I'm realizing now in retrospect, I may have been metastasizing cancer.
So maybe that's not the best example, just like my pedophile example.
But yeah, we used to do home medicine all the time.
All the time.
Removing teeth, everything.
We never stitched anyone up, but I wouldn't hesitate.
I mean, just use crazy glue.
That's why crazy glue was invented.
It was invented in Vietnam on the battlefield.
Anyway, so I said, no, just leave it there.
I don't want your $344 eardrop.
And then I walked five feet and bought a $9 kit that's got all this other stuff and drops and scoopers and stuff.
And I bet you it's the same shit.
I bet you it's the same ingredients even.
Anyway, so speaking of pedophiles, isn't it funny how Alex Jones was a nut five years ago and now he's basically Nosferatu?
Wait, is that the guy who predicted the future?
Nostradamus.
Nosferatu was the horror movie monster villain.
Nostradamus, he was right.
The frogs are gay.
Go look up what Estrogen is doing to amphibians in the water supply.
And he talked about pedophiles and the secret cabal of billionaires who go to these secret islands and have sex with children.
I'm like, yeah, sure, they do, Alex.
And they do.
And they did.
And I was initially thinking, you know, when I first heard the story, I thought, what's really going on?
He's fucking 16-year-olds.
Okay, that's not my cup of tea.
But the age of consent in Mexico is 12.
I'll just let that simmer for a little bit.
And we had these, like, we're guilty too in pop culture.
Led Zeppelin and David Bowie.
They were having sex with these.
I did a video about this with this 14-year-old groupie.
That was totally normal.
Jimmy Page, Jerry Lewis.
Like, sex with 14-year-olds has been happening a lot in mainstream culture.
And we've all been going, cool, what a groupie.
So we have some culpability there.
But I heard recently it's not just that, which I don't advocate, obviously.
But the thing about the sex with the 14, 15, 16s is you go, oh yeah, you don't like that?
Okay, let's talk about David Bowie and his wife, who had sex with a 13-year-old, or maybe she was 14.
But no, the girls were 12.
Now, here's what's good about Epstein being dead.
It's great that a pedophile is dead.
That's always an ideal scenario, right?
And he is a pedophile.
This is not even David Bowie, Jimmy Page stuff, where you go, you make me sick, but you're not exactly a child rapist.
This is 12-year-olds, poor 12-year-olds, he had shipped in from France.
I mean, what's worse than that?
That's kind of worse than rape.
Because you're procuring, in fact, the law says as much.
The punishment for sex trafficking is, and human trafficking is worse than just a rape.
See what this trial has done to me?
I have to keep saying, well, not that I'm saying that.
Things you know to be true, I have to keep, you know, attaching these caveats.
But I think the good thing about Jeffrey Epstein being murdered is it's brought America together.
Because us loonies on the right have always been saying, there's some shit going on that you don't know about.
You got to trust me.
It's crazy what's happening.
And the left has been going, I don't know if it's that bad.
And we go, no, it's worse than you think.
There's secret islands with 12-year-olds being flown in.
They go, okay, Alex Jones.
And now we're finding out about that.
And this guy mysteriously dies.
Is there anyone left in the country who thinks he committed suicide?
I mean, one of the reports I read was that the way he was able to snap whatever this bone is called is that he tied himself up with his sheets.
His stupid, useless sheets, by the way, that are basically made of paper towels.
It's the same sheets they use in the overnight jails.
They're sort of like not wax paper, but it's a fine line between paper towel and cloth.
Or you could easily just rip it apart.
So to sort of twist that into a rope is a hell of an accomplishment.
And I've seen in the New York Post, they've interviewed guys who were at that same prison and in that same location.
And they talk about the sheets they had.
And they say there's no way on earth I could have hanged myself, not hung, I could have hanged myself with that sheet.
Do I hear someone moving around in there?
I sound like I run this house with an iron fist.
I'm just trying to avoid my family appearing on screen because everyone is insane.
And I think the Jeffrey Epstein murder has made a lot of non-radicals on either side go, wait a minute, what?
What's been happening now?
Like with the Hillary thing, I always say, and I think it's non-partisan because I say, what's Obama's body count?
Obama's body count, the mysterious death that surround Barack Obama are zero.
Now, there's plenty of maleficence.
There's no malfeasance.
I'm getting confused with maleficent from Snow White or whatever it's called.
There's plenty of malfeasance like Fast and Furious, where him and Eric Holder sanded down the serial numbers of guns, shipped them to Mexico to aid the drug wars and to make guns look worse.
So he's got plenty of blood on his hands, but that's documented.
Katie Pavlich wrote a great book about Fast and Furious.
Benghazi is well documented.
So the corruption and the incompetence and the deaths that came from that is all over the place.
But that's different.
That's above board, believe it or not.
I'm trying to sound, I'm making Benghazi sound noble.
That was cool.
But Obama's chef is fine.
The Clinton chef mysteriously drowned on a camping trip, face first in a creek.
I've never heard of anyone drowning in a creek.
Or what about the guy who was lifting weights a few nights before he was going to testify against the Clintons and just, oops, one of the barbells fell on his neck and choked him to death.
I wrote about this.
If you look up Tacky Mag, I said a bad week for the Clinton body count or something like that.
Like, forget politics.
Jimmy Carter, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Nixon, they don't have these mysterious deaths.
But the Clintons have like 50.
And I've researched this quite a bit.
And I got spooked.
I actually came up with a great idea for a movie.
I'll tell you in a second.
12 of them are pretty intense.
12 of the 100 are really intense.
Like Seth Rich, like the translator, whatever you call them, the sign language woman for Bill Clinton, who knew a lot of stuff about him and then decided to quit, started working as a barista.
And then all of a sudden that coffee shop was robbed at gunpoint.
They just shot her in the head, didn't take a penny, and ran out.
Those thieves really hate coffee and money and successfully robbing a place.
I've even heard a driver once when I was being driven back from Fox tell me about other drivers hearing about a bounty to run Monica Lewinsky off the road.
Now, of course that all sounds crazy.
I totally get that.
But it gets to the numbers, especially when there's no other numbers with any other presidency.
There's no mysterious Nixon chef death.
That's the point I'm trying to come across.
And that's what I think is great about Epstein is it's a brutally mysterious death that ideally makes people go, maybe these nuts like Alex Jones.
My shoulders look too rounded there.
This is the perspective of the camera.
I'm not that grovered.
Maybe the sheer numbers surrounding all these elitists is starting to be a point in and of itself.
And maybe I should be more dubious of the justice system.
Maybe two guys shouldn't face 15 years in prison because they were too enthusiastic defending themselves.
I mean, that's literally what happened.
They didn't like that they were high-fiving after and they were proud of themselves for beating up some guys who threw a glass bottle of piss at them and tried to hurt them after days of warnings.
And here's a fun experiment.
Take those two guys facing those charges, pretend they're gay.
Pretend it was an anti-gay mob that had been harassing them for days and vandalizing the venue and leaving threatening notes and screaming at all the goddamn gay lovers who showed up.
And they were called the gay boys.
And eventually after all the end, the homophobes beat up a journalist and got away with it.
And then eventually when the gays were going home, escorted by police, they were ambushed by the homophobes and the gays fought back and they fought hard.
They'd be on a t-shirt.
They'd be legends.
There'd be a wall.
There'd be a new, oh my God.
I totally spaced on the wall that all the presidents are on.
I want to say Mount Vernon.
No, that's where the boxer Larry Bards is from.
All right.
It's clearly time to stop.
I like you more than a friend.
I hope this recorded.
We're realizing now my plan for this was to do live from Breezy on the beach in Breezy.
Although, all the cops and firemen around here are very quiet and they don't like cameras around and stuff.
So that would draw attention.
But there's just no cell phone reception here.
So I have to do this at the home I'm renting right next to the server, right next to the internet.
But Ryan today went and got a rocket pack.
The brain's going.
Went and got a rocket pack do a key hot box, whatever they're called.
And so we can do that in more interesting locations tomorrow.
The episode that's up today is from yesterday, and I assume he's going to take another 24 hours to get this one up.
But I've had one of those before, and it cost me like, I got a bill for $400 for the first month.
Hotspot, that's what it's called.
Okay, I'm babbling.
I like you more than a friend.
We'll see you tomorrow.
And there should be a free speech presents also airing today.
I believe it's Heroes of Color, where we look at the interesting backgrounds between wonderful African-American heroes like Corey Booker and Mariah Carey and the guy from Rage Against the Machine.
And it's just amazing what made them who they are today.
Goodbye.
Now I have to hit this button.
It's not very graceful.
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