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Aug. 5, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E45 - GAY BASEBALL
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Yeah, who didn't?
He could throw that streetball by Make you look like a blue boy Pods.
Oh, no.
What am I saying?
Pods for?
I'm the one with the ghetto blaster.
My son had a baseball tournament this weekend.
We won.
We did really well.
We got some great hitters.
My son is a great fielder, great shortstop, great third baseman, and great hitter.
But I wish he would pitch more.
You get a very small window when you're a young man in America to pitch.
And then you screw it up.
And now, like, they play games more than they practice.
So if you miss, you know, you screw up two games, well, move, move.
You're done.
You don't get to try it out for very long.
So you kind of have to be born awesome with pitching.
But I think there's still time to save them.
But at the baseball championship, there's songs they always play.
Sweet Caroline, Glory Days, and Center Field, baseball songs.
Although Sweet Caroline is a love song, but they love playing it at baseball games.
And I never listened to the lyrics before, but I have a very analytical mind because I'm in a championship.
So my eyeballs are Adderall eyes, Dadderall.
And I'm watching it, taking in everything, and then I'm even analyzing the songs when they come down, right?
You can't look away at baseball games, especially my son's 10.
10 and up, the games are awesome.
You should have seen this game with the 11-year-olds.
Holy crap, are they good?
If you hit the fence, you might make it to first.
It's conceivable you'll make it to second if there's an error, but I doubt it.
And if you do a pop fly, it's caught.
Guaranteed caught.
And pickles, pickles are common.
You know a pickle where the catcher has it and the third baseman has it and you're running back and forth hoping one of them screws up?
Two of those.
And in this game, I saw two double plays.
It's MLB.
And that's the beauty of being a Mets fan.
My standards are so low that the very worst Mets game and the best 10 and 11 year old game are very similar.
Remarkably similar.
Kano was injured, by the way, which is really bad news for us.
And one of the things I think, one of the reasons we won is because the opposing team pulled their pitcher after four pitches because they were all balls.
And that just ruined the morale for the whole rest of the game for that team.
Give the guy an inning.
Seinfeld sucked for the first year.
You're pulling your pitcher after four pitches.
He's a 10-year-old.
And by the way, the reasons we have these leagues is because kids don't play anymore.
So we have to set it up, monitored play.
I don't like it.
I wish they were just playing in the sand lot like when I was a kid, although we played road hockey.
But that's not happening.
All right, fine.
We'll get them uniforms as long as we get them out.
But the goal here is not to score.
It's not the championships.
It's to get them playing and improving and developing, you know, skills and camaraderie and having fun.
That's the number one thing with games at this age.
You're not trying to get a baseball scholarship for junior high.
Relax.
So this dick of a coach pulled his top pitcher after four pitches.
The poor kid was bawling his eyes out.
In fact, every pitcher, because he kept pulling them every time they were imperfect and they would just sit in the dugout and cry because they're little kids, although there's no crying in baseball.
We wouldn't allow that on our team.
But he just destroyed the morale.
That's a shitty memory for them now.
And they ended up walking more because they were so stressed out.
I'm going to get yanked if I walk anyone.
Way to go, dad.
By the way, you may have noticed this incredibly complicated thing on my desk.
I'm trying to figure out how I can go away on vacation and still provide you with top quality programming.
And I think the way to do it is to pre-record some episodes.
Also, to get some people to do pilots.
I want to start getting other shows on this network.
Like, I would like to have Roger Stone have a show, Laura Loomer have a show, Joe Biggs have a show, Soph have a show.
Anyone who's banned has a home here at free speech.tv.
It's the island of Misfit Toys.
But they're all busy and they don't necessarily enjoy this format of sitting and talking to a camera.
I like it.
It's like radio.
Suckers never play me.
So that's what that is.
But we've got some plans, though.
We could do pilot week next week.
Then we could do live from Breezy Point.
I go to Breezy Point in the summers now.
And then those could be pre-records.
And then, Ryan, you could just come up to our place in Breezy, come down, and we could do live streams there with a camera.
Totally.
They'd obviously be shorter.
You know, it would make this sting less for the viewers as if we had a bunch of off-the-records and other stuff to alleviate them.
Milo and I. I think I saw the episode.
They kind of got wasted towards the end, but I think we could rein that in, and that could be a good show without me.
Milo and Chadwick.
And then the I is replaceable.
It could be Chadwick if he can't make it be somebody else.
It could be anyone.
It's an I. Just make it Milo's show.
He's more likely to promote it, I think, if it's just him, too.
But yeah, they seem to get a little wasted towards the end there.
I don't know what you said.
Yeah.
A little.
A little.
A little, I guess.
It was a little cacophonous.
But anyway, the reason I played that song was not to talk about that mean coach, but it was to talk about these songs that I'm analyzing and hearing with fresh ears, with concentration ears.
Making love like a pool boy?
What did you just say?
Who was the pool boy?
I don't mind that part.
Great!
Love it!
So, don't let the boy get touchy by.
Cool, song, but go back.
Making love like a pool boy?
It's right before that.
first stanza, right?
Gotcha.
Great.
Me too.
Wait, what?
He could throw that speedball by you.
Great.
We're on paid.
We're on par.
Everything is great here.
Making love like a pool boy?
Who, first of all, is that a given that pool boys are getting late all the time?
I thought that was like an urban legend.
I guess the Flamingo Kid, which, by the way, takes place in Breezy, just up from Breezy, the Jewish part of Breezy.
Flamingo Point?
What is it called?
Flamingo Kid, Mac Dylan movie?
Huh.
I think he makes love.
But what are you talking about?
Making love?
No adult male should say making love ever.
Yeah, well, sorry, I was late.
I was making love with my wife.
Oh, my God.
Last night was my wife and my anniversary.
We made love for hours.
So much making love.
I made love twice.
I would never say the word making love ever.
Not even to my kids if they ask me about sex.
I just call it sex.
Making love.
Do you also have a best friend, Bruce?
Is the chicken man your best friend?
So that is gay on so many levels.
First of all, you don't like the word making love.
Secondly, why do you care about 18-year-olds fornicating?
And thirdly, you're clearly into the way that this pool boy makes love.
Is it that he does it a lot or he does it nice and slow?
Why are you into the details of teen sex, you weirdo?
It could be doing it in the style of a pool boy or with the frequency that I don't want to know anything.
I don't want to know about how pool boys make love.
Call me old-fashioned.
It was kind of left field that he would bring that up.
You should have seen my best friend in high school.
He was an incredible pitcher.
And when he would make love...
Very similar.
Very similar.
Like long thrusts.
Not like Damon in Fast Times of Ridgemont High, where he just used his toes to push off the couch.
This is great iced tea.
Not him.
This is much better making love.
Who's your favorite maker lover?
It's a good one.
Making love like a contractor.
Making love like a pipe fitter.
I'd make an argument for another type of pool boy, the guys that play billiards.
They do pretty well, too.
Making love like a professional snooker player.
Snooker?
Yeah.
What is that?
What?
Snooker?
You're one year old.
Snooker table.
You were just born.
It's not like I was born yesterday.
Yeah, it is.
It's exactly like you were born yesterday.
Oh.
Snooker is a form of pool.
It's mostly played in Britain.
And it is also played by professionals for lots of money.
It's a very hard game.
They're never really able to master it.
All right.
So then another song comes on.
And center field.
Now this video is just a homemade fan video where they make it about Jackie Robinson, which I don't think it's about, is it?
I don't know.
Anyway, go back a little bit.
Wait, what are you doing?
Cool.
Baseball.
By the way, who told him to be a singer?
I like him.
Sounds like a homo.
Okay, so that's weird.
And I actually shouldn't have shown that because it takes you off when you think, oh, the song's about Jackie Robinson.
No, forget Jackie Robinson.
That's a dumb thing to show.
He's talking about, I don't know, a brown-eyed, handsome man?
Was everyone gay back then?
Who's a brown-eyed, handsome man?
Who sings about a brown-eyed, handsome man?
You know my friend Mike?
Brown-eyed, really handsome man?
Beautiful legs.
His legs go on forever.
Mile-high cheekbones, beast-stung lips, swimming pools, eyes you could just dive into, blue swimming pool eyes.
No?
Doesn't ring a bell.
He's a brown-eyed, handsome man.
Is there context there?
If he's talking about Jackie Robinson, I guess...
Now you're kissing some black guy's ass because you're a pussy.
There's a really, what could be incredibly inaccurate interpretation.
Deborah Day.
And Deborah Days.
What do they say?
They say baseball is a metaphor.
And they say that the song's not really about baseball.
It's about John Fogarty's absence from music and his return to music.
Fine.
And there was a dark period for him.
He didn't perform or write anything.
Gotcha?
I'm fine with all that.
I can handle metaphors.
Why did you say brown-eyed, handsome man?
Is that you?
Is it John Fogarty calling himself a brown-eyed handsome man?
Is that in his Tinder profile?
Musician, formerly of CCR.
Brown-eyed, handsome man.
Yeah, that's weird.
Anyway, so that's really queer.
By the way, speaking of black and white people, remember we did that thing on how white people are weird around black people?
Yes.
And Anderson Cooper will look down until his glasses are falling off, and Paul F. Tompkins goes like this.
I was watching comedians in cars getting coffee, which is really good.
And it's really interesting to see who thrives and who doesn't, and then who Jerry Seinfeld is comfortable with and who he isn't.
And he's very comfortable with Ricky Gervais because Ricky Gervais is short and fat.
So I think Seinfeld is a low-T kind of a beta guy who's smart, but also kind of driven.
But he likes being the alpha of the betas.
He doesn't really, the real alphas scare the shit out of him.
So he's cool with Ricky Gervais, but the one with Eddie Murphy was so embarrassing.
What a sycophant.
He gets that car because he, I think it's like a Ferrari or something.
He considers it to be perfect.
And that's why he chose it for Eddie Murphy because Eddie Murphy is perfect.
He doesn't say that, though.
Yes, he does.
He keeps telling Eddie Murphy he's perfect.
And you know what's funny about the subtext of this particular episode?
Eddie Murphy sort of says between the lines that he just got sick of Doing stand-up and movies because people like him too much and he couldn't handle all the ass kissing.
And in this same episode, he goes, I got to the point where I'd get on the stage and I would just go and make a funny face, and the whole place would be hysterical.
So there was no struggle.
There was nothing interesting about it.
It was just like going to my fan club.
Meanwhile, Seinfeld is over-laughing at every joke and telling him how wonderful he is and what a gift from God he is.
And it was just like you could see it going, see, I can't even hang out with Jerry Seinfeld now.
People kiss my ass too much because I'm black.
All right.
And then these songs were played in a row.
They played Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline.
And that song is queer.
Touching me, touching you?
Who talks about being touched?
Last night, my wife and I, it was just so good.
We have such a great bond.
I mean, I've known her since 2001.
And just she was touching me, and I was touching her.
We were touching each other, and it just felt so good making love.
I was just amazed.
As a brown-eyed handsome man, I was amazed at how good it feels to be touched.
Will you touch me?
Go ahead.
Touching me?
Touching me?
Where?
Like on your nipples?
Sweet.
Oh, touch me.
When you say touch me, you don't think of genitalia.
You think of like, touch my bosom.
Yeah, like chest area.
Yeah, touch me.
Touch me.
Maybe like, maybe just like have an ice cube that you just sort of touch to my shoulders and then let the water glisten down my body.
And Neil Diamond probably has my body, right?
Like, do you want to touch this?
Oh, touching me.
Touching you.
Sweet Caroline.
Womp, womp, womp.
Touching never felt so good.
You're right, though.
You know that who song?
He's like, touch me.
No, I don't know.
Feel me.
What?
Why do these guys want to be touched so bad?
I actually don't like being touched.
It's kind of like virginy.
It's not even gay.
It's like virginy.
Don't touch me.
I don't like massages.
I'll make out.
I can get into that, although I haven't made out with my wife in like nine years.
But like being touched, what are you doing?
Let's just get down to brass tacks.
Let's do the thing that the touching is leading up to.
See me, feel me.
See me.
See me.
I don't want to be seen.
Touch me.
How do you make straightness queer, guys?
How is this?
Come on now.
What the?
This is Pete Townsend.
Oh.
He wrote all the Who songs.
Yeah.
This is queer.
Queer.
Touch me.
He also is the one who went solo and wrote, Rough boys out on the streets.
I want to suck and taste them.
Hot boys.
Yeah, what the heck is that?
Pardon me?
Pardon me.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Rough boys.
Ooh, out on the streets.
I don't talk about rough boys.
If I see some cool kids, I go, oh, cool.
I hope they get laid and have a good time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those are some rough boys.
God, don't you want to taste them?
What are you, Joe Biden?
Go on to sniff their hair.
Oh, it's badass.
He gave the middle finger while we...
Did you give the single?
Yeah.
Who did?
One of the rough boys?
No one townsend.
Oh.
That's very Americanized, though.
There you go.
Oh, right here.
Well, fuck you, too, rough boy.
Ooh, look at those rough boys.
Got some rough boy...
I think it's on my bingo card.
But...
Ooh!
Oh!
Just skip.
Come a little closer.
Oh, that's that game.
That's Schnucker.
I want to bite and kiss you.
Excuse me?
What was that?
What's his problem?
I want to bite and kiss you?
No.
You see mods and rockers fighting, and our instinct is like, whoa, it's going down.
Oh, world star.
And Pete Townsend's like, ooh, look at the rough boys.
Rare fighting.
You want to know something?
This is turning an episode of off the record.
So, you know the song Bonnie Tyler Totally Clips of the Heart?
That was done by a rage homosexual.
This is back when everything was gay.
Queen, the village people, Liberace.
We had been totally infiltrated by homosexuals and we didn't care or even ask because they were entertaining.
Okay.
But sometimes people didn't go, wait a minute, those two guys are naked and they're making out.
I think that's gay.
We didn't realize how gay we were.
So this song is called Total Eclipse of the Heart and Bonnie Tyler plays a headmaster, headmistress of a school, a boys' school.
So of course there's going to be boys everywhere, right?
And I guess you're supposed to take away, like, it's about young boys innocent and how they love women and they're becoming men.
That's maybe the total eclipse of the heart is them going from boys to men.
So it looks heterosexual because Bunny Tyler's hot.
This was called gospel rock, by the way.
But it's not that.
It's an homage to how gorgeous and sexy young boys are.
Pubescent boys, how gorgeous they are.
Sheesh.
Right?
This is a jam, though, I have to admit.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
This is one of the few times your shitty taste in music doesn't make me barf.
It's good.
Good song.
This is really hard to do at karaoke, but if you make it your first song before your horse, you can Probably pull it off.
Don't try this last.
Don't try this at home.
Okay, so the same director, raging queer, and we had queer blinders on.
Like Judas Priest, how did we not know?
Village people, Liberace, as Anthony Cumio always points out, would go on talk shows and they go, So when are you gonna find a lady, Liberace?
He's like, I don't know, I just haven't found the right one.
So Duran Duran, they get him to do Wild Boys.
And they go, what?
Why are we in a gay porn?
Because Duran Duran looked really gay, but that was, they were called the New Romantics back in the early 80s.
And they're actually tough working class British guys who would wear like pink suits and stuff in a sort of like the way gangsters will wear a Tweety Bird shirt.
You know what I mean?
Like they're trying to, even though they've killed 10 people, they want to come across as less violent.
So they'd wear like makeup and stuff.
But they were monsters.
Like flock of seagulls and stuff would kick your ass.
So they don't realize that to American gays, they look fantastic.
And so this gay director comes out with this video.
And apparently on the set, Duran Duran and Simon Labam are going, uh, hello?
What's going on here?
What?
Where's all the birds?
I mean, well, they're wild boys because they're getting laid a lot.
And they're making love like a pool boy.
You just got a bunch of young kids.
But they're barely naked, really.
Sort of like that suspicious movie with Rufio Pan Man.
Is it Peter Pan?
Yeah.
Steven Spielberg.
You know, Steven Spielberg is alleged to be a pedophile?
Yeah, I've heard he's in the Pizzagate hole thing.
Jim Goad wrote a lot about it in Answer Me.
And I did a whole article about how I found like 50 strange references to children and sex in E.T. Like there's this one scene in E.T. where they miss their dad, so they have his shirt out of the dirty laundry, and the two sons are sharing sniff time.
Sniffing the dad's shirt and then handing it to the brother.
The idea of me and my brother smelling my dad's dirty laundry is unfathomable.
Is the dad dead or something?
No, he's just not around much.
I think the parents are divorced.
That's weird.
The scene where they're sniffing a shirt.
Yeah, but you have a bunch of t-shirts on your screen.
Yeah, I don't know.
I said I put in Smelling Dad's shirt.
Smelling Dad's shirt.
You wouldn't think to put an ET in that?
Oh, I did.
Oh.
I think this is it.
Is that the shirt?
Give me the shirt.
No.
I saw that actor once in the East Village on his phone.
And I yelled, the kid?
Elliot.
I yelled, you phoning home?
I don't think he heard me.
So yeah.
But you didn't go back to Wild Boys.
We didn't see any of the Wild Boys.
Gay Wildness?
Yeah.
I guess it gets wild with the boys later on.
Wild boys always shine.
This is actually the There they are.
Shining.
Wow.
Ooh, look at them flipping around.
Batman Forever.
So agile.
Oh, and he would really go underwater.
He hated this.
I read all this in a book called Pop-Up Video.
Like, they're like, where are the chicks, please?
Billy Idol got about a thousand zombie broads in dancing with myself.
Can we get one?
Sorry, we spent it.
We spent all our money on boys.
Go a little farther.
Yeah, there they are.
Look at all the wild.
Yeah, there.
That's hell.
That was weird, man.
Simon LeBon was so labummed.
Bro, that was weird.
And then it says girls on the TV in front of him?
I was like, look at this, girls.
Isn't that enough?
How about all my flying boys, though?
Where did they go?
It's like Desmond Amazing's nightmare.
Yeah.
Nightmare.
This is where Desmond Amazing is going to go when he dies.
Heaven.
So anyway, speaking of boys, Proud Boy's still on trial.
I'm reticent to discuss it as they keep using this show as evidence to prove that I'm all about violence.
And I think that they were able to use some of my quotes before the judge said, all right, all right, all right.
It's a comedy show.
We have no evidence that they were watching it.
But the media, of course, is reporting on it very poorly.
I sent you a picture separately about this.
There it is.
So two of them are on trial now.
One of them, David, I think his lawyer tried to get him to flip on the other two, so he got fired.
So he'll be being tried later.
But these two guys, could they look better?
Yeah, Max looks stunning.
Max looks breath.
I'm gay.
I don't know if it's all this music, but I'm gay for him.
It looks like a Sherlock Holmes and Watson recasting.
Yeah, and he's sexying it up with that eyebrow.
Come on.
Oh, no, duh.
Jesus.
The gel hair with the, like, look at the Boardwalk Empire hair John's got.
By the way, that evil Nazi with the hand like that waving.
He is married to a black woman and has three black kids, another one on the way, but he's fired for being a Nazi, a member of a hate group.
And then there's Max.
Now, this article, I love the headline alone.
Prosecutors say brawling boys.
They put boys in quote like it's an insult.
Which is like, they're not men, they're boys.
Has it occurred to you that there's a sense of irony when you come up with the name proud boys?
Like, would it be cool to be called, we're the proud men?
Or like the tiger dudes?
Or ghost skull.
Or wild boys.
We're the wild boys.
They're not men.
They're boys.
Anyway, prosecutors say nothing to be proud of.
Yeah, that's the prosecutor's job.
What's the prosecutor going to say?
Totally innocent?
I'm wasting my time?
Anyway, in that article, there's two major errors.
One is they call one of the Antifa guys a woman and say that Max beat this woman.
You know why?
Because it's another one of these people with a cock and balls that says, I identify as trans at the last second, so you won't beat a woman.
And apparently it works because it ends up in court as a woman.
Also, they call the bottle of piss that was thrown at them before they beat up Antifa just a water bottle, a random water bottle.
No.
No one throws a water bottle at anyone.
I could bean Ryan right now in the head with a water bottle, and he'd go, what are you doing?
And if it was empty, which the implication is sort of there that it's empty, you couldn't.
You can't physically feel it.
You could whip it at a baby from two feet away, and you'd be lucky to make a mark.
You'd get a giggle.
The baby would go, run it up.
Chill.
Chill.
You know what's funny?
They don't make mini water bottles like that.
At least not the size of those little liquor bottles.
Right, yeah.
And the funny thing about all this, too, is there's video.
You can see it's not a woman, and you can see the bottle is like this.
I'm sorry to keep repeating this.
I had that same bottle thrown at me.
The guy driving my getaway car caught it because it landed on the sunroof and got caught there and rolled over to him.
He picked it up and he goes, oh, cool, free vodka.
And then he looks at the bottom and sees it's yellow and goes, ew, and throws it away.
I wish he hadn't thrown it away.
Although his testimony is surely just as good as him showing up the bottle, right?
If he's going to lie, he could have just bought the bottle.
So you're risking perjuring yourself.
And I think the bottle is on the video.
When I'm taking out my plastic sword and going, oh Taya Yamaguchi forever, clearly making fun of them.
Again, not threatening in any way.
Comedy.
God, they hate comedy these days, don't they?
While I was doing that, they were screaming and yelling and voraciously calling for our deaths.
It's called trolling.
It's called making fun of them.
And that brings me to this.
I've never heard of this before, but proud boys mock AOC.
This guy's not a proud boy.
I think proud boy has become an adjective just like Nazi.
Nazi now means Trump supporter and guy who doesn't think white people suck.
That's a Nazi.
Proud boy just means that, but under 40.
Oh, you got the sword thing there?
There's the bottle.
Oh, you can see it?
Yeah.
Let me see.
I forgot we covered this.
See it dropping down.
Where the hell is it?
It's definitely there.
I think I'm just zoomed in too much.
It rolled down the front of the car?
Yeah.
Oh, so he reached out the front and grabbed it.
Yeah, I think it, like, rolled basically almost into his window.
Well, I remember him saying, that's the most Spider-Man thing I've ever done.
Can you not see it?
It's coming out the front.
Hold on.
Use your mouse to show me.
My mouse is invisible since it's programmed thing.
It comes from the front.
Like, right dead center there.
Comes down.
What the f- You can see it on my screen.
Literally on my computer.
Maybe it's the lag here?
Anyway, you're wasting our time.
Yep.
So speaking of boys, there was this video came out and it said, Proud boys mock Exanio Casa-Cortez.
The guy's not a proud boy.
And it's mocking.
So these people are such Victorian Puritans now that they're anti-joke.
They mock migrant children in camps.
How is that guy a proud boy?
What's your evidence?
By the way, just pause.
He's not mocking children in cages.
He's mocking your media narrative of the children in cages.
He's mocking the concept that they are locked in little tiny cages like that.
The centers are actually quite livable, very reasonable, especially compared to any other detainment facilities in the world.
Try being detained in Mexico for being an illegal Guatemalan.
They get three hots and a tot.
And we've seen pictures of the holding cells.
They're not like that, but the media is portraying it like that.
So this guy's mocking that.
This person who's not a proud boy is mocking that.
And this guy is outraged.
And then they do Cortez coming in and crying.
Obama, why are you doing this?
Just pause.
That's a crucial part of the joke.
Remember within Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution?
He's saying, Obama, Obama, why are you doing this?
Obama is the one who started the whole kids in cages things and did it way more than Trump did.
So this joke is pointing that out.
Hold on.
Hey, you ready?
I think that's Joe Biggs.
Is it?
I don't know.
West is the best!
West is the best!
Those are probably problematics, yes.
And then look at that.
Regularly show up.
Just pause.
Regularly show up to leftist events to troll and attack people.
That's a lie.
In fact, the opposite is true.
As we just learned from this water bottle thing, they show up to Proud Boy events and attack them.
And then he goes, search for more at splccenter.org.
These are the group, this is the group that I am suing to the tune of a quarter of a million dollars for their lies.
And this is news.
So I look up the guy who did that article, and his name is, what is it?
Zach D. Roberts.
Zach D. Roberts.
So Zach D. Roberts, you can see him there.
They all look the same, by the way.
They all look like these shooters that we just saw.
Remember that face?
It's a low-T beta male face.
And these guys tend to be angry about not getting laid and not being invited to parties.
And they see people with testosterone having fun and going to parties and wedging guys and chugging beer.
And they just, they're filled with resentment.
90% of their agenda is FOMO, fear of missing out.
It's resentment.
ROMO.
Resentment for missing out.
Refomo.
So that guy's a New York Times contributor.
Right?
Yep.
So this guy who writes totally biased propaganda like that, he's not a journalist.
He's an activist.
But he's not secluded to the alt-left.
He's mainstream.
This is what I'm trying to say.
It's not like there is a bias here from the media towards the far left.
The far left has infiltrated it.
And the analogy I used in my parlor account is: it's the same with these gay priests that molest pubescent boys.
You go, oh, something about being a priest makes you so your sexual frustration is built up.
Next thing you know, you're molesting a pubescent boy.
No, the gays went into the priesthood, they infiltrated it knowing that they could molest boys.
Antifa, Zach D. Roberts is Antifa, and he's writing for the New York Times.
He's controlling the narrative.
The radical left, the mainstream media is not sympathetic to the radical left.
The radical left is in the mainstream media.
And that New York Times reporter who made that terrible video full of lies, full of the opposite of the truth, his Twitter feed has to be seen to be believed.
Look at the kind of things he retweets, this New York Times contributor.
So this is a guy named Matthew Siegel.
Click on Matthew Siegel, by the way.
He's another mainstream Antifa alt-leftist.
Click on him, retard.
What are you waiting for?
What are you doing?
Click on Matthew Siegel.
Why is that so complicated?
Why did you just sit there when I said that?
I was thinking about anti-fash Gordon.
What?
I say click on Matthew Siegel.
Matthew Siegel's right there and you're like this.
What were you doing?
Thinking.
About what?
The anti-fash Gordon.
Why wouldn't you be doing what I'm asking?
Well, just, I don't know, just thinking.
It's not a good time to think when someone's saying click on something.
Anyway, Matthew Siegel, where does he work?
ACLU of Massachusetts.
Yeah, this is what's really spooky.
He used to be a public defender.
See, this is what I said on the other show about how people in the courts are social justice warriors.
So now he's the ACLU, who, by the way, tried to get my case thrown out against the SPLC.
And the judge said, what are you guys doing here?
This has nothing to do with you.
And they went, oh, okay, I just thought you should know that you should dismiss it.
Who are you again?
I'm the ACLU.
I'm friends with the SPLC.
Yeah, you're not invited to this.
Get out of here.
Okay.
Anyway, Matthew Siegel, go back to his tweet.
Let's see how radical he is.
He says...
Oh, I have to go back literally.
All right, following terror attacks, leader of white supremacist movement issues demands.
So Donald J. Trump is the leader of the white supremacist movement.
That is the ACLU.
That is a public defender in our court system.
Do you get what I'm screaming now?
See if you can find that Kamala Harris guy.
He used to work for the Kamala Harris campaign.
And if you remember last week, so Tulsi Gabbard says, Kamala Harris, it's in our notes, dude.
Oh, okay.
It was one of the pictures I sent, I think later.
Yeah.
It was a pic I sent separately, this guy.
So last week at the debates, Tulsi Gabbard won by saying, wait a minute, you're talking about justice and everything and what a great job you did.
You put 1,500 men in prison, and I've heard the number is actually much higher, for marijuana, and then you're laughing and joking about how you used to smoke pot and listen to Tupac when you're on Charlemagne the Gods show.
And Kamala Harris comes back with a totally baseless accusation that Tulsi Gabbard supports Assad in, is it Syria?
Now, what Tulsi Gabbard said is, I don't think they're doing chemical attacks.
This smells like bullshit.
We don't need to send our troops over there to go and fight and die because of a rumor of a chemical attack.
Kamala Harris took that to mean, I fully support this dictator and everything he does.
If you don't want troops to die based on a rumor, then you support the dictator.
So it's a ridiculous claim.
And the claim Tulsi Gabbard made was easy to validate, totally valid, although Tulsi Gabbard's in our bad books for glorifying Antifa terrorists.
And Twitter starts this trend, a hashtag, what is it now?
Or maybe it was just a trend.
Yeah.
So we go after Tulsi Gabbard Forster CNN and gave Kamala Harris special individual to basically smear Gabbard, right?
Dan Cohen says that.
But we soon find out there's a trend going on all about, yeah, sorry.
Twitter promoted it as a top moment with an outrageous headline.
Kamala Harris brings up Tulsi Gabbard's record with the Assad regime.
So that's a Twitter moment.
Go back.
Kamala Harris brings up Tulsi Gabbard's record with the Assad regime.
And remember, I just told you what her record was.
I don't think we have to go to war because of a rumor of a chemical attack.
And it's trending twice on Twitter.
No mention of the Kamala Harris thing.
And then, look who's the communications.
Will you stop leaving?
Look who's the communications director at Twitter.
Oh, a former Kamala Harris press secretary.
Again, to what I was saying, it's not like Twitter, big tech, mainstream media enjoys the DNC, is sympathetic to Antifa.
They are Antifa.
They are the DNC.
Big tech and mainstream media have been infiltrated by these groups, and they are controlling the narrative.
That's called propaganda.
She was also the only candidate not to be trending on Twitter the day after the debates.
Really?
Yes.
That's such BS.
You know for a fact that she was the most Googled.
Well, no, Marianne Williamson was probably the most Googled, but Tulsi Gabbard, every man, every red-blooded American male, Google imaged her.
And boy, does she Google image well.
What a knockout.
She's got the sweat boob.
I think I also like her big chin because I have no chin.
And genetically, my brain goes, you will iron out your flaws.
You can make a better human being.
She will give your children the chin they need.
We got it?
Oh, there we go.
So they're admitting it.
What was that thing they were talking about?
Journalists are activists now, and they're not even journalists anymore.
Well, I guess that's the theme of this whole show.
Oh, yeah.
That's what it was.
It was Prager You.
I sent this to you late.
Did a video about the Charlottesville lie.
Now, I should do a whole episode on Charlottesville Because just something is so weird about all that.
I'll never forget, I was on the beach on vacation, and Jason Kessler had called me for the 50th time, and he had framed Charlottesville to me as a demonstration about statues.
Now, I'm a Canadian, and you guys seem to have a hell of a lot of baggage about the old Civil War.
But as an outsider, to see Johnny Rebel get torn down, a man who was conscripted, didn't have slaves, to see him get torn down and then stamped on and beaten, that just seems wrong to me.
What did he do?
He wasn't pro-slavery.
He could have been against the war.
He was drafted and he died.
And the way these 620,000 soldiers died, which is the equivalent of 5 million today, was horrific.
Gangrene, dysentery, horrible deaths, horrible war.
When you have a statue to them, you're not saying slavery was awesome.
You're just acknowledging a time in history.
And so it disturbed me that they were taking down statues.
So that's when I first met Jason Kessler.
This is a guy who voted for Obama.
This is a guy who was a member of Occupy Wall Street.
And then all of a sudden, he's obsessed with the Proud Boys.
And he gets into two different chapters.
He gets beaten in a jokey way back when there was no rules about it.
And he tells them he's not altruist.
I have myself on my show screaming at him, saying, you said you weren't all right.
The second they sussed out something was up with him, he was gone.
And in one case, it was that same night.
In the second case, in Virginia, I think it was like a week or something.
But he was booted out.
So this is crazy talk, but he sure smells like an operative to me.
He sure smells like a Fed.
In fact, all of Charlottesville seems like a setup.
Like there was no announcement of Tiki torches.
And it was only at the very end we saw a flyer that had frogs and keck and sort of Nazi imagery, like that big eagle that the SS would have.
I don't know why I'm doing it with my hand.
And no American flags on it and stuff and no Trump.
And we'd already disavowed it.
But even then I thought, you see, something fishy's going on.
And, you know, like I got asked to do that free speech thing in DC and the organizers were saying, come on, man, it'll be fun.
Roger Stone's going to be there.
A bunch of people are going to be there.
I thought, yeah, all right.
I mean, I'd run free speech.tv.
I'd be remiss not to be at a free speech thing.
Okay.
But I initially said no, because I didn't want to truck all the way out there for no money.
And they were like, oh, well, thanks.
But that's not the way Kessler was being on the phone.
He wanted me to come to that so badly.
And it was nothing to do with the alt-right.
And it was all about statues and everything was going to be groovy.
And I remember yelling to him, look, I was a teenager.
I fought Nazi skinheads in the 80s.
Now I'm 49.
I was 47 at the time, I guess.
Now I'm 47.
You do your thing.
I'm not doing your thing for you.
And I hung up on him in a rage because he wouldn't stop calling me.
That's not the way organizers are.
They say, please come to this thing.
No, I can't.
All right.
They don't call you again and again and again and again.
There was someone somewhere who really wanted Proud Boys at Unite the Right at Charlottesville and really wanted me to be there.
I think they were paid.
This is just a theory, but it sure looks like someone was being paid to ruin me and Proud Boys.
And after that Charlottesville was over, I was expecting high fives because I called it.
I knew something was going on there that was fishy.
I knew it was going to get hijacked.
And instead they went, you were there and so were your boys.
We know who you are now.
And I thought, oh, they've decided just to run with the narrative anyway.
Like those doomsday guys that say the world's going to end on September 4th and it doesn't end and they end up with more followers because they just sort of tweak it.
I didn't say which September 4th could be next September 4th.
Anyway, Prager U has a good video out that discusses the Charlottesville lie that somehow managed to trend on Twitter today.
You're going to have to skip ahead, though.
Politicians lie.
We all know that.
To about where?
About a third in.
...of all politics...
...was antagonistic.
The president was combative.
of Out of it all, one phrase eclipsed the thousands of words exchanged.
The media reported that President Trump described neo-Nazis as very fine people.
Just pause.
Only I would say this myth is accepted by 75% of Democrats.
I accepted it.
I thought he made a flub not knowing how severe this.
Listen to the truth.
He didn't.
In fact, he didn't even hint at it.
Just the opposite.
He condemned the neo-Nazis in no efficient terms.
So then, who were the fine people he mentioned?
The answer?
He was referring to another group of Charlottesville demonstrators who came out that weekend.
Protesters who wanted the Robert E. Lee statue removed and protesters who wanted to keep the statue and restore the park.
That's how it was pitched to me.
This is what President Trump said about those peaceful protesters.
You also had some very fine people on both sides.
You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of, to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.
A few moments later, in case there would be any misunderstanding, he makes his meaning even more explicit.
I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white.
They should be condemned totally.
Lest you have any doubts that good people were in Charlottesville to protest the removal of the Robert E. Lee statue, the New York Times confirmed it in a story they published the next day, August 16th.
All right, you get the idea.
And then they go on to say, think of it this way.
When he said there's very fine people, do you think he was talking about Antifa and Nazis?
So he thinks there's very fine Antifa?
He doesn't.
And there was plenty of people there who just went there out of curiosity to see what it was, to film it, to record it.
In fact, the footage you see of Heather Heyer getting hit is recorded by Faith Goldie on her phone.
She was live reporting the thing.
Which brings us, of course, to the news of the day.
We're almost done the show, and I'm starting it right now about the two shooters.
It's a really interesting weekend because we have an alt-left shooter and an alt-right shooter.
And everyone is trying to hijack this for their own agenda.
And the guy, the alt-left shooter, hated Faith Goldie, the girl I just mentioned.
And he said, Faith Goldie is a Nazi.
And she was retweeting a tweet from Jacob, what's his name?
Jared Holt.
So that's why it's so dangerous that you guys keep doxing us and calling us Nazis.
You're basically handing out a flyer, hoping that some lunatic gets it and goes, oh, good, a Nazi, and then comes and kills us.
Like, this murderer was turned on to Faith Goldie by Jared Holt.
So if Faith Goldie was around, the odds are that she would be murdered because this guy's clearly okay with killing people and says Nazis must be killed.
And Faith can't defend herself, of course, because she's been banned from social media.
So this is no minor detail.
This is no small deal when we get deplatformed.
You call us a Nazi, we can't defend ourselves, and lunatics read Nazi and come to kill us.
Please play that at my funeral, by the way.
And that happened with the SBLC.
They said that that Christian group was a hate group, and he went in there and he tried to kill as many people as he could.
Fortunately, their security guard had the balls to tackle the shooter.
He got shot doing it.
Black guy, by the way, and a Hispanic shooter.
So your lies have consequences.
Anyway, I thought it was interesting to watch the two sides try to glom on to their various shooters.
And the right says, look, you see, you got an Antifa shooter.
All your rhetoric is dangerous.
And the left was saying, see, the El Paso Walmart guy was anti-immigration.
So that's my fault.
That's the right's fault.
Conversely, the Antifa guy was in Dayton, Ohio.
So that's the left's fault.
And Mike Stuckberry is a great example of this, where he found out that the right-wing guy followed Prison Planet.
And he said, it'll be interesting to see how many other right-wing people have influenced this killer.
And then there was the alt-left killer who followed Mike Stuckberry.
So let's see him weasel his way to this one.
Can you show the tweet?
So the first one, click on the bottom one that says August 4th.
And he says, gotta wonder how many more domestic terrorists are going to turn out to be followers of Prison Planet before he realizes his words have bloody consequences.
And then Ian Miles Chong points out, uh-oh, the Dayton shooter was one of Mike Stuckberry's followers who liked his posts.
Gotta wonder how many more domestic terrorists are going to turn to be followers of Mike Stuckberry before he realizes his words have bloody consequences.
So now the left, the alt-left, after constantly accusing us of leading to violence, has been linked to violence.
So what's their story?
Zaygo, no, I've talked to the people.
They never actually spoke to him personally.
And if he had, this is the anti-fashion Gordon, if he had spoken to us, we would have told him that toxic masculinity is really bad.
And he wouldn't have done any shooting because we're against violence.
Oh, I get it.
So when it's right-wing, it's my fault.
But when it's left-wing, he's misunderstanding you.
That's not hypocritical at all.
The irony is, by the way, that I think it's possible that all this talk of toxic masculinity is what drives these ugly nerd losers to kill.
Look at them.
They all look the same.
That's not the one.
They're all zeros.
Come on, Ryan, you can do this.
No.
There.
So what do we got here?
Garlic shooter, the El Paso shooter, and who's that on the far right?
Dayton shooter.
Oh.
That's the Dayton shooter.
That's the Antifa guy.
They look very similar.
Same glasses, same hairdo.
Same nose.
Same nose.
They look like they talk like gloves.
They all look like Ben Ratner, the guy that started the Proud Boys in the sense that I was so mad at him for not getting laid that we tried to fix him.
Remember?
Yes, of course.
So I think it's quite possible that it's your talk of toxic masculinity and constantly telling these young men that they suck, that they're useless, that they're losers.
Every time they turn on the TV, there's another cuck commercial where they're a stupid idiot loser, constantly insulting them, debasing them, telling them they're too rambunctious, giving them Adderall when they're in kindergarten, giving them detentions if they talk too loud, making fun of them when they like a girl, forcing them to apologize constantly, forcing them to go to ceremonies where they stand up and say, I'm coming from a position of privilege, telling them they suck, they're losers, their country sucks, it was stolen from the Indian.
Indians is built by slavery.
Women are all in fear of being raped by you, you disgusting rapists, you horrible human being.
You're toxic.
Your very existence is toxic.
Now you combine that with the lack of mental health care.
I think two things we can unite on, the right and the left in this country.
One is there's too many men in jail.
And two is we don't deal with mental illness at all.
So you know who I blame for all of this?
Jerry.
Or as he renamed himself, Geraldo.
He didn't grow up being called Geraldo, by the way.
He's Jerry from Long Island.
But he did an expose talking about a loony bin in Staten Island, which did suck, by the way.
This is a far better since Robert Kennedy walked out of one of the wards here at Willowbrook and told Newsman of the horror he'd seen inside.
He pleaded then for an overhaul of a system that allowed retarded children to live in a snake pit.
But that was way back in 1965, and somehow we'd all forgotten.
I first heard of this big place with the pretty sounding name because of a call I received from a member of the Willowbrook staff, Dr. Michael Wilkins.
The doctor told me he'd just been fired because he'd been urging parents with children in one of the buildings, building number six, to organize so they could more effectively demand improved conditions for their children.
Just to be clear here, I advocate for whistleblowers and for exposing a mental institution that was abusing special needs kids.
The problem is the reaction to this video.
Sort of like that book that exposed the meat packing district in the West Village, the meat industry.
What the hell was that called?
It changed the way we do meat forever.
God, what the hell was that book called?
The Jungle.
Sort of like the way the jungle changed the way we process meat.
Geraldo's expose didn't help because people are such pussies.
Instead of acknowledging there's a problem, Geraldo, you're right.
There is a problem here.
Let's fix it.
They just went, I don't want to be embarrassed.
I'm a bureaucrat.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a big government wimp.
We're shutting them all down.
So go a little farther into that expose, because I don't want to come across as someone who's against people who protect special needs kids.
...
with their own feces, they were making a pitiful sound, a kind of mournful wail that it's impossible for me to forget.
This is what it looked like, this is what it sounded like, but how can I tell you about the way it smelled?
It smelled of filth, it smelled of disease, and it smelled of death.
...
We've just seen something that's probably the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.
It's that typical of ward life.
Yes, there are 5,300 patients that will be institutions.
So the reaction to this, instead of fixing the problem, which needed to be fixed, was total and utter cowardice.
Now you know what the mental institutions are?
Near my house in the Burbs, there's a soup kitchen across from where do you sleep?
A homeless shelter.
So the homeless shelter closes the doors at 9.
So you've got to get in there at 9.
So they go in there.
If they don't make it, they sleep on the front steps or they sleep across the street in front of a school.
So they sleep there from 9.
I think they get booted out at 7.
From 7 to 9.30, there's nothing to do.
Then at 9.30, the soup kitchen opens, and they stay there all day just dealing.
And apparently, you know, I see bums with cigarettes all the time, picking up cigarettes?
Apparently, caffeine really helps schizophrenia.
So the reason that they're scrounging with these cigarettes is because they're self-medicating.
And the booze is also putting out the fire, the voices in the head, or at least making them less loud, less angry.
Nicotine for the cigarettes.
Nicotine.
Yeah.
What did I say?
Caffeine.
Oh, caffeine probably helps too.
I don't know.
So these poor bastards are self-medicating and they're in these homes.
And then the other place the mental patients go now is Rikers.
And they get violent or they become impossible to manage.
So they end up in solitary in Rikers.
So we killed all our mental institutions.
They're not being medicated.
Yet they don't go anywhere.
They don't magically vanish.
So they're at soup kitchens and in solitary confinement in Rikers.
In both cases, just rotting.
And their lives are ending as we speak, just watching their lives disappear like sands through the hourglass.
Then at the same time, we are over-medicating people who don't need medication.
So if you've got a sore back, you get oxycontin, which is, to a chemist, indecipherable from heroin.
Or if you've got a rambunctious kid, one of these nerds we just saw who could grow up to be a murderer, we give him Ritalin or Adderall.
Adderall is methane.
It says amphetamines on the pillbox.
When you get Adderall, not that I know, it says amphetamine sulfate.
So speed with some salt on it.
I guess to make you thirsty so you drink Gatorade.
You don't get dehydrated.
That's smart.
That's the real problem here.
And the fact that all these politicians, even Kamala Harris, she put out an email talking about gun control and saying, we need to fight this.
Please donate to my campaign.
She's trying to get money.
The bodies are barely cold and she's trying to get money off it.
And the alt-left is using it and the alt-right is using it to say that they're right.
Or even the New York Post, which is supposed to be right-wing, by the way, is saying ban weapons of war.
To be clear, New York Post, this is the same as my dad's hunting rifle.
It's just painted black and it's made to look like a military weapon.
It's not a military weapon.
Yeah, but the magazine, you know how easy it is to make a magazine?
It's just a steel box with a spring.
We did an assault weapons ban.
When was that?
96?
Bill Clinton did an assault weapons ban.
It did zero to mass shootings.
The problem is not the guns.
The problem is the people with the guns.
And no, politics is not driving them.
Mental illness is driving them.
As John Lott has pointed out on the show a million times, out of 100% of mass shootings, 90% of the time it's a suicidal person who wants to go out in the biggest blaze of glory possible.
10% of the time it's political.
Within that 10%, 9% of that is Muslim.
1% is Christian.
Ignore the political.
Let's focus on the 90%, the suicidal tendencies.
The suicidal tendencies are a cultural problem and they're also a mental health problem.
So fuck you and your toxic masculinity and fuck you and your total disdain for the mentally unbalanced.
We're supposed to be a cultured society.
We're supposed to be an advanced society.
You know, someone comes back from the war, they've blown their leg off.
We're supposed to be able to give them a prosthetic leg in a decent amount of time.
In a civilized society, mentally ill people are not human garbage who wait at the soup kitchen at 9 a.m. so they can eat or sit in a tiny 10 foot by 10 foot cage over on Rikers as they bob their heads back and forth wondering where the fuck they are.
That's not how we treat our fellow human being.
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