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July 17, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E38 - CHOOSING TARGETS
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One flow, good to go, one flow, good to go.
That was Curtis Mantronic.
Mantronic.
You know how David Banner, the producer, goes, David Banner, David Banner, dint, dint, or DJ Khaled.
Yeah, DJ Klue, Klue, Klue.
Curtis Mantronic started all that.
He's a remix.
He was a DJ at parties in Calgary, Canadian guy.
Born and raised in Jamaica, but I think he's Arabic.
And a very multicultural chap.
And I think he invented the whole concept of, I'm going to yell my name because I remixed this song and made it way better.
So now I'm partly a musician.
A producer is a musician.
And an engineer is a musician.
And then they became rock stars.
And now every Curtis Mantronic remix says, you are listening to the sound of Curtis Mantronic.
Actually, my back tattoo is kind of based on the jellyfish that's on the Curtis Mantronic album Rock the Beat Electro or something like that.
For no particular reason.
I just liked it at the time.
No, it's a jellyfish.
Yeah, there it is.
Oh, I shouldn't be.
I've always been really into jellyfishes.
But yeah, that song is a jam.
Play a little bit more of it.
One flow.
Good to go.
One flow.
EPMD is Eric Parrish.
Parrish.
Eric Sermon.
Parrish, I heard, yeah.
Eric Sermon and Parish someone.
the original song blows.
Like, you can imagine hearing that at a club and everyone just going the nanays.
Okay, now play the original.
APMD Strictly Business.
Strictly Business is the album though, but let's see if they...
No, but when you hear the rapping, it's so dull.
Your mic gets shot.
Did you get shot, sir?
Are you really going?
Trying to answer to the master or the MT rap father.
No joke on the lyrics.
I love EPMD.
That song reeks.
Reminds me of Mace.
Can you tilt this monitor a little bit here?
I like this song, Don't Play Me, Play the Next Man, where he says, Of course, you was messing with the boss.
Not Bruce Bringstein, your posture will Porsche.
Remember, when you came home one night and me and D-Way were home watching the Mike Tyson fight, I said goodbye, give you a couple of kisses.
I'll keep the coat I didn't buy you for Christmas.
You came home from a fancy restaurant, came in acting all nonchalant.
Your makeup smudged, your hair messy.
Remember Slick Rick?
Remember Michael Eric Dyson quoting NWA in that Michelle Malkin debate?
I think so.
Got it bad because I'm brown.
Messing with me because I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager.
He rapped a lot of it, didn't he?
I think I'm the first person he's done that to who knows the album and the song and can rebuke it.
Rebuke an example of them being complete assholes who deserve to be hassled by the police.
He rapped that for a long time.
I know.
He did like two verses.
Yeah, I think he made up a verse.
I thought he was in NWA.
We got a fun show for you today.
No guests.
I have some bad news.
Homeless Gavin has quit.
Today is his last show.
What's he talking about today?
I think, and don't quote me on this, but he's talking about, you know, well, I mean, first of all, let's give a little homage.
You know, let's take a second here.
He had long hair, talked about just about everything.
He talked about pranks, music.
This time he's talking about woman versus snake.
Woman versus snake.
Wow, he's really dialing it in on the last step, isn't he?
Woman versus snake.
He's like Mitch Hedberg.
Why do we have snakes?
Okay, let's just dial.
Oh, I thought it was kind of interesting here in today's New York Post.
Worst deal ever.
Epstein had sex then while serving jail time.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, they're talking about the NYPD.
I don't know if their top brass was involved in some of his sex camp, but Epstein was allowed to come in, check into jail at night, sleep there, and then check out in the morning and leave.
So your punishment for raping children is an uncomfortable bed?
Yeah, no.
That's not what we do.
But if the deal was about him only getting five years so he can give up everyone else, I'm very open to that because it's more people being punished.
It's a tricky thing, this justice.
And as I'm learning with the Proud Boys and their imminent sentencing, it's bizarre the way this machine works.
And it's got zero to do with justice.
Like one of the Proud Boys is facing the exact same charges as David Campbell.
We'll talk about David Campbell later on the show.
He's the Antifa kid who beat the shit out of an old Jewish man, strangled him and punched him, blood everywhere.
Cardiac arrest the man goes into.
He's taken away to the hospital where he nearly dies.
And then he starts beating up the cops and puts them in the headlock.
Can you imagine?
I talk to cops about that.
And I go, that's really going to screw him.
And they go, no.
They go, the only thing that really hurts you when you attack us, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, is spitting in our face.
That will fuck your charges.
But otherwise, they just go, Well, you chose this job, you should have seen it coming.
And then one of them showed me a scar from someone who bit his hand, and they didn't get in any trouble for that.
That's just the job, it's a tough job.
You got, you know, you get bit.
That's life.
Fucking cops, what a job.
What a job.
What a job.
Isn't it funny how I was thinking about this with cops the other day?
They're damned if they do and damned if they don't.
Like if they do their job as they did in DC and protect everyone, then they're helping the Nazis, facilitating Nazis.
Like at my thing.
Remember that lobster porn chick?
She was like, you, you are helping Nazis.
You are helping the proud boys.
You're proud boys.
She kept yelling.
Or if they do nothing, then they get in shit for, first of all, they never do that on purpose.
It's usually the mayor telling them to stand down.
But if they don't do enough, then they let a riot happen and they let all these people get killed or beat up or whatever.
They cannot win.
And I'll tell you what, every time I talk to a cop, and I like to ask him, do you want your son to be a cop?
They always say no.
They always say the job is done.
Meaning it's no longer, the cons finally outweigh the pros.
Yes, it's an awesome pension.
When you're 40, you could be making 80 grand a year for the rest of your life.
No longer worth it because you can't do your job.
I was talking to this one cop in Hell's Kitchen who told me that there's this lunatic kid that's just a fucking nightmare and he wishes he could just sort of delete her from the program, you know, take her out of his date, move her somewhere or something.
And she just makes this job hell every day.
She's just a bad person.
There's some kids who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.
I believe there's some kids that are just shitty kids.
Anyway, she's about 14 and she's got these scissors.
And no, no, sorry, she had these scissors.
Some other guy got them.
And he comes up to the kid like this.
Sorry, the kid who took her, I'm doing a terrible job of this story.
Really bad.
I'm tempted to start the whole show over again.
This kid has scissors.
He's coming at the cop, right?
And the cop is going, what the fuck?
What are you doing?
He goes, put those down, put those down.
And the kid just keeps walking to him.
He goes, is this a death by cop situation?
Does he want me to shoot him?
I'm not going to shoot him.
And then the kid keeps getting closer and closer.
He goes, give me that fucking scissors.
Put him down.
Put him down.
He doesn't have his gun out, but he's about to take his gun out.
Eventually, the kid just puts him on the ground in front of him like a weirdo.
So then he puts him in his back pocket, and that's when he hears, oh no, this is Dianche's scissors.
She's the nut I was talking about at the beginning of the story.
The problem's only begun now.
So she goes, yo, you got my scissors.
Those are my scissors.
And he says, I'm not giving you scissors back.
Just get out of here.
Then a gang starts forming of like 25, 14 year olds going, yo, give her scissors back, motherfucker.
Give her scissors back.
And they start swarming in on him.
He's alone.
He goes, what am I supposed to do?
Start killing children?
And so eventually he negotiates, look, I'll give you the scissors back, but you have to get on the subway and go home.
Party's over.
School's out.
So he strikes that deal because it's better than killing children who are about to kill him.
And then they grab the scissors, start laughing at him, and 50 of them start smoking joints.
And they don't get on the train.
They still hang around right there in that little, under the bridge, under the overpass.
No respect.
So you know what he did?
What?
He says, fuck this.
I quit.
He had already gone past the 20 years to retire, and it was all gravy after that.
But he just, I think he'd been like 23 years in the job.
He just went, all right, now I can't do what I would normally do, which is start cracking skulls.
Imagine teachers down there.
It's just worthless.
It's just hopeless.
They've given up.
They don't take the scissors.
Oh, God.
They just stand there and watch the chaos from the sidelines.
We should put together a compilation of the teachers getting harassed by students.
There's tons of videos like that now.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Well, you have a culture at home where getting hit is the only form of discipline, getting the belt.
And then they come to another culture where they're told, oh, we don't speak like that in this environment.
And they go, fuck you.
Hit him, my mom.
Yeah.
My mom would have hit me by now.
Yep.
All right, I saw this was on the front page of Daily Mail today.
And it's Trump is caught at Jeffrey Epstein's sex farm.
Video Unearthed by Morning Joe shows Donald Trump partying in 1992 with Jeffrey Epstein, his pimp, Giselle Maxwell, and a bevy of models during private party at the pedophile's future hunting ground, Mar-a-Lago.
So you see that.
Keep going down.
God, you're good at leaving the scene of the crime.
You see that.
You see him laughing.
There's video, too.
Have you loaded it?
Because we don't want to watch commercials.
But there he is partying at the Pedophiles Hunting Ground, Mar-a-Lago.
There he is hanging out with them.
Show the video.
Got that queued up over here.
I thought it was going to be in the tweet.
It certainly looked like it.
But when I went to that page, this is the show that's not going well at all.
It was on the page?
Yep.
At the top of the page.
Oh, no, it was not.
So it's not at the top of that page?
Nope.
What if you click Daily Mail?
Like, just dailymail.com.
If you like this show, you can tune in and watch us on the internet.
Yeah, that should be...
Oh, okay.
It's on the front page of America.
So look at him.
He probably makes, he says, she's hot.
He makes some lewd joke, which is his want, and makes Jeffrey laugh his head off.
And by the way, this is a great way for men to bond.
This is seen as some sort of serial perversion, him making these rude jokes.
If a woman with a perfect big jelly watermelon ass gets on the elevator and then leaves and goes waddling out, you will look to the guy and go, whew, that was something else.
And now you've bonded.
It's not like you're both going, heha!
It's just acknowledging pretty ladies.
You know the song, sitting on the corner watching all the girls go by.
Now, you look back at that video and your first instinct is, oh, Donald Trump was part of the Epstein scandal.
They're at Mar-a-Lago, which Trump owns.
And to get into Mar-a-Lago, you need 300 grand.
Every rich person was at Mar-a-Lago.
So, of course, he was there.
And minor detail: Trump booted Epstein, permanently banned him when Epstein was inappropriate with a masseuse at the spa.
Oh, so it wasn't his hunting ground.
He may have gone there before he was banned to meet girls, but everywhere was his hunting ground.
He was a sexual predator.
And yes, Trump spoke to him and laughed.
So?
He spoke to a lot of people and laughed.
And here's the crazy part of all that.
So that's me being rational and seeing through the rhetoric and explaining to you what that really, what was really going on there through the Guardian.
The Guardian right there, oh sorry, The Daily Mail is doing activism.
That's not reporting a story.
That's pure activism.
And they've learned, they're all about what's salicious, what gets clicks.
They've learned that to lambase Trump gets clicks.
So they say, I'm going to make this into basically him and Epstein being partners in crime.
And it takes some curiosity and some tenacity to see through the bullshit.
But now that's going to lock in the incurious mindset and the people who hate Trump and hate people who love Trump, like me.
And they're going to go, they just, these Trump fanatics, I mean, he can rape kids.
He was part of the Jeffrey Epstein thing, you know.
And these Trumpers, they just, they're just able to totally ignore that.
No, we're able to look through the lies when he's framed.
Anyway, that's the most political it gets on today's show, mostly, except for the Antifa thing.
I saw this was on Daily Call and it interested me.
You ever be sitting in church and you get kind of bored and you can't really hear the guy and he's reading from the Bible, which is hard to understand, and you just think, I could ruin my life, my family's life, and permanently alter everyone's life here if I just stood up and went, God.
Oh, yeah.
That is a terrifying urge.
Or using a racial epithet when some little black girl is on, I would obviously never do this and this hasn't crossed my mind, but if you were to do that, you've ruined her life.
Like, you've changed the course of about 100 lives.
Plus, it would be on the news.
And your mind wanders.
I was at a baseball game recently, and I was hung over, and I'd had some coffee to try to do it.
And I knew I had explosive diarrhea brewing.
And all the parents are sitting together, and there's the other team's parents.
And I thought, if I were to walk over to the bleachers that are right next to me and just stand up on the little sort of brick wall, pull my pants down and explode diarrhea on those other parents.
I'd go to jail.
I'm sure it's a serious charge.
Like a biological charge.
Yeah, like biological warfare.
So it's like these people who are licking the ice cream.
That's like a 20-year federal offense.
It's called food tampering.
It's a major deal.
And I imagine diarrhea-ing on someone is like really, really bad.
And it would get all over multiple people.
So it's multiple charges.
Yeah, it would be like attempted poisoning of seven people.
So I'm off to jail.
And then, of course, that story would spread like wildfire.
My children's lives would be ruined.
My wife would divorce me while I was in prison, of course.
And you're just like, I'm one fart away from ruining like 20 lives.
I had a subtler thought about a fart the other day.
I was walking to Starbucks and there was like this house with like a little porch and they're sitting on the porch.
I just thought it would be funny if they saw this.
I just thought it would be funny.
Well, that I've done.
That I've done.
Yeah.
One time I was in Montreal, some guy was walking on the street, and I ran in front of him, stopped, farted at him.
Not really at him, but you know, crunched down and then ran off.
Running his life.
That's funny.
That doesn't ruin anyone's life.
It actually makes their day.
Yeah.
You're going to be talked about for a while there.
Oh, that's great.
That reminds me when you were walking there.
Remember, we were talking about, I probably have too many tattoos, but if you had like this many tattoos without, say, these, you introduce yourself to people and they go, oh, what do they call you?
My name's Gavin, but they call me Tats or Mr. Tattoo.
A guy with like seven tattoos.
Like you.
You should say you're known as Tats.
Because I have three.
Yeah, I got one, two, like, yeah, like five or something.
That's not funny.
That's way funnier in my head.
Alright, so this is, someone was sitting in church board, realizing she could ruin everything for everyone, and she did.
Oh my God.
What is there, like 200,000 people there?
Yeah, just about.
It looks like they're playing before an ACBC concert.
I mean, I don't want to desecrate my own Roman Catholicism, and I'm not laughing at a priest being shoved.
But you're laughing.
That is just like so, it's shocking.
I'm sure the atheists don't see it as, they see it as like you or I getting shoved.
But when you're sitting there in the quiet church and this, I mean, that's kind of different because there's a quarter of a million people watching.
It's even more.
Look at that.
It's like the most unthinkable thing happening right in front of you.
She's smiling, too.
And it's the kind of thing that's going through your mind.
You know what else goes through my mind at church?
I'm embarrassed to admit.
What?
I'm looking at the backs of the heads of couples that are obviously still married and very faithful to each other because they're church-going.
The rate of divorce of church-going married couples is something like 7%.
Wow.
And in America, the divorce rate is damn near 50%.
I think it's like 45%.
And I just think, what's the best sex they've ever had ever since they met?
Like, I don't care if it's when they were 19.
Could I see a tape of it?
You know, I had a weird thought about watching couples fudge.
And it was when I was watching, I'll put the camera on me, Aladdin by myself last night.
I can't believe you went to Aladdin by yourself.
Are you the worst person?
That's how I bought a ticket to her.
I said, just a ticket for Aladdin.
She's like, just one?
I was like, yep, just a grown man watching Aladdin by himself.
And she smiled.
Yeah.
She smiled at you, not with you.
No, I believe it.
But it was one of the greatest movies I've ever seen.
It was really well done.
It wasn't based, but it wasn't PC.
And frankly, a lot of colorful things.
And no, but They're really attractive, that female and the male.
They just look like cartoons.
And so I was like, my three wishes would be for them to bone and for me to be her and then be him.
Those are my three wishes.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
When I said it was gay that you went to Aladdin, I didn't know that included you fantasizing about being a woman who is made love to by a hunk.
He's not even a hunk.
He's just like a Punjabi boy.
Wow.
Okay, now I can't make funny of him anymore because it's homophobic.
Well, it's a joke.
It's a joke.
Also, Jafar pushed the guy in a well, like he's in his lair.
And he pushes a guy into his well for water.
He can't use that well anymore.
Now there's just a human.
That's a great point.
I'm glad you brought that up on the show.
I think it's really important to get across to people that you found a hole in Aladdin.
Where there's genies.
You got your hole in Aladdin, as they'd say in Scotland.
Did they play Proud of Your Boy?
No.
Okay, here's another interesting story.
We have this culture where everyone's a winner and everyone rocks.
So this woman comes out in a wheelchair on the runway and she's a model, a runway model.
Now, women, modeling is one of the stupidest jobs in the world, but they do practice that stupid horsewalk they do, where they sort of clump, clump, clump, clump on every foot.
And that's your walk, I think it's called.
And they master that, and then they become famous models, and that's their job.
You can't be in a wheelchair.
You're not a model.
I don't understand this.
Like, when you remove all the things that make it special, it's no longer the thing.
Like, if everyone is good at baseball or if everyone is in the NBA, no one wants to watch that game.
So why am I watching a model in a wheelchair?
Do you have this?
Are you pulling it up?
What are you doing?
Oh, there she is.
And everyone's clapping.
You rock girl.
By the way, if you are going to do that, the woman pushing you should be hot.
She's like a five.
So anyway, she does that.
And then when she gets to the end, she gets off the chair and stands.
Have you got that picture?
It's in the article.
Just scroll down.
So there she is in a wheelchair.
She's not even very hot, by the way.
And she's with her ugly wheelchair pusher.
And she's got a bandaid on her foot.
What happened?
You hurt your foot?
I'm not walking.
I'm paralyzed from hurting my foot.
And then she gets up.
What the fuck?
Like, what is this?
A Jesus moment?
Was she healed?
And so there's a backlash where people go, ah, yeah, you got up at the end.
So that sucks.
But it also got me thinking, and then she starts explaining that, oh, I had a very serious leg injury and I can only stand for a few seconds and blah, blah, blah.
What the hell?
But then it got me thinking, like, we got to stop this shit.
We got to stop all this.
Everyone's a winner.
Everyone's a model.
Everyone's beautiful.
Everyone, all body types are perfect.
You're beautiful no matter what they say.
And words can't bring you down.
Oh, look, they show her foot injury.
It looks brutal.
Oh, my God.
What is that?
Three stitches.
Literally three.
And it reminded me of I was watching this show with little people, and it was this girl.
She was a very hot midget, which is still like a two.
But don't play it yet.
So her goal was to be a pop star, like a sexy pop star.
I've heard people say this.
I overheard a 48-year-old woman talking about getting her music career back and becoming a rock star again.
It's not happening.
You cannot do that.
Celine Dion did it.
She started at 13.
If you're a midget, you cannot possibly become a successful pop star where girls have posters of you on their wall.
Sorry.
So everyone just kept encouraging her.
That's the part I don't like.
This is what I love about New York.
People go, what's going on?
You look like shit.
Are you tired?
Or this guy I worked with in New York.
He had a huge cyst on his head.
And I go, what is going on with your head?
And he goes, oh, I don't know.
And some people mention it.
And he wanted me to sign my book.
It was when my book just came out.
So I drew him with a huge blump on his head.
And I go, get that lump off your head.
So he goes to the doctor.
And the doctor goes, that might be cancerous.
We got to get rid of that like now.
Oh, nice.
And then he comes back to work about a week later and he goes, you might have saved my life with that insult.
What can I do to repay you?
And I said, give me $45,000.
I wasn't lying.
I saved your life.
You got money?
Give me $45,000.
I'm sorry.
Is your life worth $30,000 Rolex?
And I want $16,000 just floating around for like some nice wine.
He laughed and I said, I'm not kidding.
And he never gave me the $45,000.
What a piece of shit.
What a dick.
He robbed me.
I should have called the cops.
Anyway, so this girl pursues this ludicrous goal.
And what happens?
She becomes a novelty act where she performs Britney Spears song as Little Brittany, Midget Brittany.
This is pretty low-res, I'm afraid.
I'm sorry.
But young girls, being a pop star, a lot of it is based on young girls want to be you, right?
No one wants to be a midget.
I'm sorry.
No disrespect to midgets.
At the end of this, does she grow up into a real person?
No, she strips.
Oh.
Now, within the paradigm of midget, she's definitely one of the most attractive ones I've ever seen.
But that's still not mainstream beauty.
That's, I guess, what I'm getting at here.
It's for someone.
Yeah, it's a freak show.
See, it gets to the point of exploitation.
Like, isn't this just a freak show?
And I'm not against freak shows, by the way.
In fact, at Vice's 10-year anniversary, I had midget tossing.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That's inclusionary.
It was fun.
It became illegal about a month later.
Got it right when it mattered.
So now she's given up on becoming a successful pop star, and now she's just a joke.
And she's called Booty B or something.
No, Tara Jolie.
I don't know.
This song is, maybe the song is Booty B, But now she just does like jokey sex videos.
Booty B is sweet like honeydew melon.
Your booties like Gallagher.
Smash the watermelon.
Booty B is rock hard.
A Gallagher reference right off the top.
Deep voice, huh?
Or they're usually squeakier.
Yeah.
I would think so.
Does she have a nice ass?
I mean, you have to be shapely, but your ass is directly related to your legs.
So you can't have like a huge hippo midget leg and then also a nice ass.
It doesn't.
A lot of what defines a good ass is what it does after it's an ass on the leg.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like if someone, if a woman had pure elephant trunk legs and a great ass, she doesn't have a great ass anymore.
Yes, you're right.
So my point is, when this woman first said, I want to become the next Britney Spears, an honest person who's not wasting your time would say, well, that's clearly not going to happen, but maybe you could do covers and become a novelty act, or maybe you could do really rude, lurid hip-hop stuff where you make a joke and entertain people that way as a joke, because no one will take you seriously.
They'll take Peter Dinklage seriously as an actor.
He's the only one, but that's different.
That's acting.
You're pretending to be someone else who happens to be a midget.
Becoming a successful pin-up pop star is different.
Which brings me to my last question, and I don't have a visual for this.
Oh, no, sorry, this isn't the end of the subject, but this is my last question on it.
How do you feel, Ryan, as borderline retarded yourself?
How do you feel about when prom queens or prom kings have Down syndrome?
I don't think I've ever felt anything for that.
I could bring up some.
You should have a segment of the show called Ryan's Take where you admit you've never thought of anything.
I've not thought of that specifically.
You can't even think on how to have a hairdo that doesn't drive people insane with rage.
Right.
But, you know.
So maybe I'll make the question simpler for you to understand.
It seems nice that girl, it's probably a great memory for her, right?
But you're not the prom queen.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's fake.
Yeah.
Now, it's cool when that, remember that little boy was dying?
And he was Batman for a day in San Francisco?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And they had fake Batman.
No, he was Batman.
He was Batman?
Okay.
Thanks for correcting me.
And they had villains and stuff, and I think he prevents a bank robbery.
He is with Batman.
You can have holes in the logic if you're four years old.
He was with an actual Batman guy, and they both stopped bank robbers and arrested him.
And then they were on the front page of the paper, which was fake, and there was a big parade for him, and everyone loved Batman, and he was Batman.
That's obviously awesome.
And no one loses there.
It's not like actual Batman is going, that's fucked up.
They're making a mockery of me.
Yeah, that's stolen valor.
Stolen valor.
Yeah, we should do that on Halloween.
Just start harassing everyone, every kid dressed remotely militarily.
Do you think that's less annoying?
You know why I like that hairdo more?
Because it looks like what your hair would look like if you killed yourself with a shotgun.
If you put a shotgun in your mouth, that's what your hair would look like.
So that makes me feel good.
I got you.
Because I imagine you dying.
It looks Tennessee.
Not from Tennessee, but tennis-like.
Anyway, so you're not offering any contribution on whether...
I think it's cruel.
Because they know that it's just a...
That it's like, hey, good job, buddy.
They're retarded.
But what about the woman who was going to be prom queen?
Like, you just took her spot and she's the prettiest, most popular, nicest girl in school.
She's the queen of the school.
That doesn't exist anymore?
I mean, Drake was supposed to be in the cover of Rolling Stone, and then Philip Seymour Hoffman OD'd and they put him on the cover.
And Drake was like, yeah, but he OD'd.
Right.
And he's not a musician.
Right.
I'm a popular musician.
I was going to make it to the cover of the Rolling Stone after selling a billion albums.
And you put a dead junkie on the front?
I agree with him.
Yeah, me too.
And it's the same with Howard Stern's whackpackers.
Like, he had a girl, I think her name was Linda the Retard or something.
And he's changed, now her name is Lisa or Linda the Slow Adult.
But when you have people like Eric the actor or high-pitch Eric or even Bobo on that show, I mean, when is it exploitation is my question, I guess.
And it's a gray area.
Like, How's Your News was a show run by this guy who ran a camp for special people, not just kids, called Camp Jabberwocky.
And then he said, let's take them on the street and have them do news.
That was clearly not exploitation.
And I know the guy well.
In fact, I had them guest edit an issue of vice.
But sometimes with Howard Stern, it sort of drifts.
And that brings us to Bagel Guy.
Bagel Guy has not left the news since this went viral last week.
In case you live under a rock and you missed it, I'll just show you a bit of it.
Shut up.
It's okay for women to say, oh, you're five feet on dating sites?
You should be dead.
That's okay.
Who said that to you here?
Nobody.
Women in general have said it on dating sites.
You think I'm making that shit up?
Everywhere I go, I get the same fucking smirk with the biting lip.
Shut your mouth.
You're not God or my father or my boss.
So three people came.
Well, dude, you want to step outside?
Two people in that.
Yes.
You shut up, dude.
Just go ahead and attack me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Polite guy says that he goes, what are you going to do?
Attack me?
And then the guy tags him.
It's sort of like, what's her name?
Dufran, Nicole Dufran, in the East Village of New York back in early 2000s.
This Puerto Rican black guy pulls a gun on her, and she goes, What are you going to do?
Shoot me?
And he goes, kills her dead.
Don't call people's bluff.
Yeah.
You don't got to back it up.
So this guy has become a viral sensation and he's all over the place.
And he went and did Jim and Sam's show.
And he is so dumb that its Betelgeuse levels mean.
And so they try to have a normal conversation with him, but he's so all over the map that they end up, sorry, but making fun of him.
And like Betelgeuse on Howard Stern, this white Betelgeuse interview is kind of exploitative.
I don't know.
Where are the SJWs, by the way, when it comes to any of this?
They're so worried about like someone saying the N-word in the 80s.
But if you're into social justice, isn't exploiting people with ADIQs, which is the same as Down syndrome, isn't that exploitative?
Now, Jim Norton's, I would consider him a friend.
Yeah.
And I love their show.
Me too.
So I'm not criticizing them.
Maybe that's why I'm biased.
I listen to it a lot.
Well, I'm not even making a decision on this.
I'm saying we should be aware of it, but it's a difficult thing to quantify.
So you watch some of this guy, and you tell me if this is a fun interview with a freak or exploitation.
Robio's hitting on a girl.
Puerto Rican.
We were hanging out at the marina, right?
So this woman's walking the door with the dog out.
I was like, look, that's me when I'm horning.
The whole fucking dog was rolling.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Just pause.
Yeah.
Did you catch any of that?
Yeah.
The dog was going.
He says, that's me when I'm horny.
The whole town was rolling.
And it's so unfunny that Jim Norton does his unfunny character, Chip.
Chip Chipperson.
Chip Chipperson.
He says, fuck yeah.
And he becomes Chip Chipperson because only Chip could find that funny.
And this guy, his mannerisms are so bizarre.
He does this fake laugh constantly, non-stop.
Like eyes wide open, not squinty.
Okay, go back, go back, go back.
So Sam keeps egging him on, and he keeps doing this weird fake laugh.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Did I try it?
It's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, right, yeah, yeah.
Just came back.
Yeah, yeah.
We watched them all this.
So when this was going on, you're going to see it pan.
Yeah, you're going to see it pan quickly.
And she's the bartender.
And you're going to see quickly she's giving somebody drink.
And she'd be like, she was loving it because I was ripping the fuck out of her.
You like seeing some bars get it.
So he said something.
I don't remember what it was.
And they're kind of laughing.
I'm like, wow, geez, that's funny.
I knew Shamu could do a lot of tricks, but I didn't know it could talk, too.
The fucking ball was rolling.
The ball was rolling.
I bet.
You could have just an average Italian man.
The whale, the whale.
The whale.
Blood bird.
I had a black friend and an overweight Spanish friend argue, and this was hilarious.
It's not a shock, is it?
Ah, Jim, got one in.
The Spanish guy goes, the fat guy goes to the black guy, you look like a zebra without the white stripes, right?
So the guy pauses, and the black guy goes, and you look like an elephant without a truck, dude.
Fuck all the way.
People bizarre.
You know what it has the vibe of for me?
Like when there's a, like, you know, Tony Soprano makes a joke and they just have to laugh.
You know what I mean?
Like that.
It's so profoundly uncomfortable seeing a slow adult fake laughing while they egg him on.
I mean, they're making fun of him.
It helps that he's a dick.
They're letting him, they're giving him the room.
They're like, you are the king of this show now.
Right.
You know, you and that's mocking him.
But but I did the same with Scary Perry, Windy City Heat, and the Perry Project.
He's exactly as smart as Scary Perry.
So I can't sit here and say, now I talked to Jimmy Kimmel about this, and I said, what about the part where Perry's had a car accident and he might have brain damage?
And Kimmel goes, his cousins are the exact same assholes.
His dad, everyone around him are the exact same racist, stupid, shitty assholes.
So we're just making fun of an asshole.
You got to choose your targets.
Kimmel?
No, no.
Perry, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not like De Niro, baby.
That was really good.
So you got to choose your targets.
And that's the million-dollar question is what is the correct target?
That guy, by the way, later on in that show, he goes, can I tell a joke?
We can tell jokes, right?
This one's kind of salty.
And Jim goes, yeah, go nuts, go nuts.
This is his joke.
He says, what's the difference between a slinky and I believe he said N-word?
No, no, no.
I think he said black guy.
What's the difference between a slinky and a black guy?
They're both always falling down the stairs.
No, no, no.
They're both worthless until you throw them down the stairs.
Oh, yeah.
No, they're both worthless until you throw them down the stairs.
Then it's funny to look at or something.
Something like that.
And then Jim was like, that was pretty bad.
I don't even think the worst racists enjoy watching black people fall downstairs.
That's not a thing.
No, that's psychopath.
Get these Negroes, make them fall downstairs.
I want them all falling down.
Martin Luther King can fall down a bunch of stairs for all I care.
I would laugh.
Weird joke.
And even Jim Norton goes, yeah, that's a rough one.
Anyway, this story keeps going.
And this goes back to the woman in the wheelchair.
It's all my same general point.
So it appears now that Bagel guy, what's his name?
Chris Chris Morgan.
Chris Morgan has inked a deal to fight the Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife guy.
TMZ reports.
Chris!
Yo.
The Infamous Net, how are you?
How you doing today, man?
Dude, you're standing right here.
You're funny serious.
What's up?
What is going on?
I heard.
Rumor has that you're doing a celebrity fighting boxing league or whatnot.
Celebrity leaves system rumor like that, but yes.
Celebrity boxing.
All right.
Look, he's already got a team of parasites.
Are you going to sign contracts?
Is that like Sal Sipola being one of them?
September 7th in the medicine is just training?
No, I don't need to train.
I'm okay.
Snatchers are tough.
I'm going to possess.
No training.
Just prepare.
You're not going to represent.
Who do you hope to fight against?
There's other people.
There's a possibility he may fight Antoine Dotson, who's a big deal with you guys.
We're talking.
We're open to fight anyone.
Great Sauce Media does a tremendous job, and we're going to see who's going to step up.
Look at these vultures, turkey vultures on top of the roadkill.
What is your strength for fighting?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
We don't have enough money for six guys.
Zest?
Zest sounds absolutely terrifying.
I mean, shall I watch out for your hook?
We watch out for the uppercut.
What's with the fat guy's hair?
That's a surprise.
No, that's the bandana.
Oh, and here.
Do you expect to be taunted?
Do you think they'll taunt you with like bagels or whatnot?
I never know.
You're doomed, little man.
I've fought big guys, like sparred with them in the gym.
You can't get to the head.
And they see it coming.
They see you trying to get up there.
And so they just punch you back down with their insane reach.
Your only hope is to go to the body.
But if the guy has a strong core, then you're just hitting him where he doesn't mind.
And he just gets to sit down and just nail you.
You're dead.
And Antoine Dodson has already done a celebrity fight where he won.
But to get back to exploitation, I think Antoine and White Beetlejuice might have the same cripplingly low IQ.
Antoine Dodson was on HuffPo Live, which is where I get all my news, wherein he explained that he's no longer into homosexuality.
He became a black Hebrew Israelite, which speaking of Richard Spencer and Jared Taylor and all these people that are the villains of the liberal world and they're going to take over America, black Hebrew Israelites are more racist and homophobic and anti-Semitic than any redneck you'll ever come across ever in your life.
They are black separatists.
They laugh at the Holocaust.
You know why?
Because they're not the real Jews?
It wasn't Jews.
They're the Jews.
So it was a bunch of stupid Nazis killing a bunch of random Europeans.
There's a new take.
I'm not familiar with that one.
I'm not denying it.
I'm just saying it's wrong.
But no one will ever criticize them because they're black and that would be racist.
So when racists are black, you don't criticize them.
So yeah, check out some of this interview with Antoine Dodson and get worried about him.
So tell me, you say you are, quote, no longer into homosexuality.
What made you change your mind?
Nice lips.
It's just that, you know, like, I've just been sitting at home.
I've been having a lot of free time to myself.
So I've just been sitting, reading a good book, the Bible, and stuff like that.
And I noticed that it has spoke that we should follow the laws and the commandments.
And I know that, you know, being gay is one of the commandments.
I don't know where people get that.
Be who you are, all this any other.
No, the Bible stakes against it.
So I'm like, you know what?
I'm just tired of the wickedness of the world.
I'm just tired of all the lies.
God, the Most High, get me right.
I don't care about him.
Just get me right.
And I feel like this is my way.
So Anton, you are literally trying to pray the gay way.
No, it's not praying the gay away because it can be lifted.
If you really want to change your life and just get rid of it, you can.
And that's what I'm doing.
I'm not saying that, oh, I don't have the memories of my past, you know what I'm saying?
Because I do.
And I see it every day in my mind.
But I'm trying to move away from that and become a better person.
That's all.
So now, I understand that you are reading the Bible and that you are now identifying as a Hebrew Israelite.
Is that true?
Exactly.
Is that mutually exclusive with being gay?
Yes.
Actually, no, it has nothing to do with that.
It's just that the law, being a, it's just following the laws and the commandments.
And that's for direct.
Let me translate for you.
She said, so what are you doing?
Showing that?
Just click that.
I'm not showing it.
She says, are they mutually exclusive, basically, being a Hebrew, Israelite, and being gay?
And he says, no, it's just the law.
And the law says you can't be gay.
So yes.
Now we're putting this buffoon into a ring with white Betelgeuse.
And we're charging tickets.
Like, I'm not saying I know the answer, but isn't that exploitation?
Where do you draw the line?
When are you too retarded to have a public fight?
When is having a midget sing about her booty exploitation?
When is it cruel?
When is having a retarded prom queen not actually very generous at all?
I thought you were going to say a producer.
A retarded producer.
And you leave yourself open for your own exploitation, like some huckster in a wheelchair can come out and ruin your fashion show.
All right.
Let's tune in with the very last appearance of one of our most beloved staff members, Homeless Gavin.
He is no longer a member of the show.
He's moving on to Greener Pastures.
He may return, I should say.
If I don't shave for four months, he'll be back.
Don't give it away.
Oh, sorry.
Let's talk to Homeless G. Women are badass.
Women have muscles.
Women can beat up snakes.
Business women, they can be sitting there doing their financial reports and then one day go, I'm going to go fight snakes.
I'm going to go fight 500 million year old reptiles and show them who's boss.
Because women are badass.
They're just as strong and as tough as men.
There's no such thing as gender.
And as far as danger goes, ladies got it a lot more than dudes.
Ladies can handle the danger.
So I know you see women as they're in an apron and they're making little cupcakes.
I see men in aprons making cupcakes.
I see women as throwing snakes around like little lassoes, like Indiana Jones.
Actually, he was scared of snakes.
He's a pussy compared to her.
So she's got Cher Khan.
Khan is what?
That's like a Sikh name.
I guess it's a Sikh snake.
He makes me seek.
There you go.
Just grab a python from prehistoric days.
Yeah.
I got him.
This is going great already.
So if you notice, he is pretty quick.
And she's not scared.
He's pretty quick.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, divorced woman?
Very long snake.
It's Shir Khan.
These snakes have 90 teeth in their mouth.
And they are sausage more like.
Once they lock down, you're not getting out of that bite.
What does he know about it?
We're going to put him in this box.
Let's just pick him up and kaboom.
Easy.
Just pop, just throw them, just pop them in.
Oh, well, that's.
Get that off.
Let's just start.
Just one second here.
I can just.
Okay.
Get that off.
Alrighty.
And let's just.
Get him in the.
Get him in the box.
Okay, that's around the neck.
Okay.
Can I get Gary Sausage out here?
If we could just...
And my chest hurts.
Grab it.
Okay.
Oh.
See them defecate like that?
I think they do that because...
So he's in his box.
That was nice.
Strictors like to wrap around you and compress.
So when he got around me, he started compressing, but I needed to control his head because his bite's a little bit worse.
It's very long, so he wrapped real good around me.
The best thing that you just did, the one thing that completely saves you.
Just pause.
Is this woman in the military in a nutshell, too?
Some woman is carrying a pack of 80 pounds and she can't handle it.
And then this guy, this other military, this Marine, this green beret has to sit there and go, actually, you did a great job.
One thing you did, you carried your pack through most of that mud and you did most of the exercise.
And that was actually awesome.
So I want you to know that you're the next top Marine in this battalion and we need you out there in Afghanistan protecting our brothers.
We're all going to die.
Let's see what he said.
Was that you had his head here and your arm stayed extended and you didn't panic.
That's the worst thing I've ever seen happen with a constricting snake at this park.
It really is.
I've never seen anyone.
I've never seen it actually be able to control someone's movement like that.
The snake was so aggressive just then, it actually had itself, but it was looking for her arm.
Had it been able to get in her arm, then we went to another level.
So I can tell you from my stance, that was almost dangerous.
Almost.
That was a unique situation.
This is people doing things that they're not meant to do.
You know what's a great example of this too?
Another woman, Anderson Cooper.
Anderson Cooper's mom, Gloria Vanderbilt, bought his career.
If you look at him on Wikipedia, there's all this crap about how he was recording stuff on a handheld camera that he gave to Channel 4 and they would broadcast it because it was citizen journalism.
They didn't have citizen journalists back then.
And Channel 4 didn't take random handheld crap from people.
That's not how that reputable news channel worked.
It was one of four channels in Britain.
They didn't just say, oi, get a handy cam and go out there.
We'd love to run it.
So Gloria bought him that career and bang, he's up there pretending to be a news person.
Luckily, journalism has become so depleted that he actually seems pretty normal.
But he's just like this chick.
She is a businesswoman who gets out there, almost dies, and every time something gets dangerous, she has to look at a man with experience and go, ah, yeah, I'm choking.
And he has to run over and grab the defecating snake and try to make it look good for the rest of us.
Can we stop lying about women, please?
So tomorrow is the vidcast.
And I know following all this gets complicated, but you'll eventually get the hang of it.
I'm the one who came up with it, and I still have trouble parsing through.
Thursdays is I do my audio podcast, which I now only do once a week, and that's Thursday.
But we also simultaneously live stream it on free speech.tv.
We'll do it at 2 o'clock, I guess, 2 p.m.
And there will be call-ins.
We will be taking calls.
So the audio of that will be released for free.
And then we'll have it, the black and white.
It's black and white to differentiate it from the other GOMLs.
We'll have that permanently on the site, but it'll also be live.
So if you've got some questions and you don't like to write out things like the mailbag, you can take care of all that tomorrow.
And I like it because it's a day I don't have to plan anything.
I just shoot the shit.
But speaking of, so before we get to my Antifa thing and the mailbag, I just want to go through a bit of bric-a-brac that's been piling up here.
Three things.
First, Ryan and I disagreed with this.
Some guy recorded himself breaking up with a girl on his dash cam, and I'm on the girl's side.
Now, I queued it up where I wanted it to be.
Basically, she's been diagnosed with something, but it's probably like bipolar disorder, or I don't know what it is.
But it's not cancer.
It's not a terminal cancer diagnosis.
It's some mental thing, and it could just be like ADHD or something.
You know, you can diagnose pretty much anything.
I'm sure if I went to a shrink, they'd have a million different things.
So she basically has been dating him for a year, and she says, shit, I got off the pot, and he says, I'm never going to marry you.
And she loses it.
And I totally agree.
He wasted a year of her time.
And if she's 29, she met him at 20, I'm guessing.
Sorry, I'm not guessing.
If she met him at 29, and this is now 30, and you took that 29, 30 year, they say the best years of her life for a reason.
She's going to be infertile soon.
So speaking of the lack of stigma when it comes to exploiting handicapped people, there should be more stigma on taking away a woman's late 20s.
You've killed her kids, and then those kids will never have kids.
You've essentially murdered a million people.
You're Hitler.
You committed genocide if you take away a woman's fertile years.
So if you out there have dated a girl at 25 and then dumped her at 30 or 31, she's never having kids.
It's going to take her a couple years to recover, a couple more years to find a guy.
It's hard to have a baby at 36, 37.
Yes, I know it's happened.
It's hard, okay?
Then they're not going to have kids.
How many millions of people did you just kill?
You're Stalin.
You're Mao.
You're Hitler.
Anyway, let's listen to Hitler's relationship fall apart.
And I wish I had more time to really process this.
That was the day-at-a-time thing.
But if you want an answer, I love you from the bottom of my heart.
But I'm not that great.
That doesn't mean I'm not gonna fuck you.
Hold on.
Go home.
Take me home.
I don't want to hear anymore.
Go.
No.
Go.
Get me home now.
I let you speak.
Go.
Take me home.
I don't want to hear a fucking word out of your mouth.
I don't want to hear one more fucking word out of your mouth.
Yep.
Here's the most feminist thing I'll ever say: men have a tendency in arguments to sound rational and normal, and women sound like lunatics, but she's right.
So I'm sure if you didn't speak English, you'd hear that and go, oh, death is crazy beach.
But she's saying, I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.
We're not going to get married.
What's the point?
No, you're an apprentice for a plumber.
And then after a year of being an apprentice, he goes, you're never going to be a plumber.
You just drop your tools right there and walk out of the room.
Yeah.
I just think, actually, you're right on that.
Well, I'm changing my mind on that.
I don't think he's right for...
Well, yeah, you have nothing else good to say.
Why am I like that?
It's like dating someone that's terminally ill.
Why bother?
All I'm saying is that a year, that's your decision, but you can date somebody for a year and not.
What if he thought he wanted to marry her for eight months and then the next couple months, that's why she's asking?
She's like, you know, it seems like things are pretty shitty.
She clearly knew.
So if you know you're not going to marry a woman, then get out as soon as possible.
And 20 to 25, it's not that relevant.
You're not really wasting anything.
25 to 30 is crucial.
It's sort of like a woman who has a kid.
If a woman has a kid, you should be really sure you want to date her, and you shouldn't meet the kid for a year.
I like that advice.
Because the kid doesn't need to see...
He called his mother a stepfather factory.
These new kids new guys kept coming through like a regular assembly line.
Let me keep hearing it.
Okay.
We don't want to hear your opinion.
You were the biggest piece of shit on earth.
Oh my God.
What I wanted to tell you.
Go to hell.
Go to hell.
I don't want to be there.
Go to fucking hell.
I don't want you there for me, you fucking piece of shit.
I fuck you.
Don't say another fucking word.
No, I shut up.
Shut up.
Now.
Yeah, shit.
You piece of shit.
Actually, she should just get out of the car.
Get an Uber.
You're here to hold that back.
No.
Yeah, that's what you're doing.
You just fucking hold this shit back and you let me fucking fuck me three times in 24 hours and you're gonna fucking marry me and fuck you.
I want nothing to do with you.
You're worse than any of the exes I've ever dated by like a thousand percent.
More.
By like more than a thousand percent.
I hate you right now.
And I'm gonna continue to hate you because that is completely morally fucking bullshit.
Yes, I hate you.
And you are a piece of shit for that.
You are an absolute piece of shit.
The weird thing about this is it's like an hour long.
Wow.
Like you can jump ahead.
How long is it?
14 minutes.
Yeah, yeah, 14 minutes.
That's an hour.
Quarter of an hour.
14 minutes is an hour.
That's a new t-shirt.
And it's true, right?
Sounds very New York.
Hey, 14 minutes is an hour, asshole.
Let's go.
It's true of YouTube videos because once you commit, I don't mind watching an hour-long one, but it's as big a commitment as 14 minutes.
If we were to break it down, it would definitely be an hour.
If we go live from like, pause it right there, Captain Wrong.
What?
I'm saying that 14 minutes and an hour YouTube video, that's the same to me.
Wow.
14 minutes is an hour.
Interesting.
If I'm going to watch it, I'll watch it.
If I'm not, I make my decision in two and a half minutes.
Did you hear what he said, though?
He said, well, I talked about the day-by-day thing.
Let's take it day by day because things are getting shitty.
If a woman says, no, no, now, tell me.
He's like, why are it?
Well, now, no.
Yeah.
It's been a year.
And she's getting old.
Shit or get off the pot.
I've told women in New York, the way you get married in New York is marriage rape.
Rape him.
Force him to put a ring on it.
Turn it up.
Oh, okay, so now I bring this up and that's what you have to say.
Go fuck yourself.
Right, it's true.
I wanted time to think.
I want time to think about it.
Stop backpedaling.
Just shut up.
She's intelligent.
I want to see what she looks like so bad.
Can you jump ahead?
Hey, viewers out there, if you find pictures of this guy and his girlfriend, please send them to me.
What if they were 20?
No, she's not 20.
You're retarded.
Because it's gone.
This is in the bottom of my heart.
I truly hate you.
Like.
Because I didn't get what I wanted.
Yeah.
Marriage, kids, a life.
Yeah, maybe she deserves to be a good person.
What a sort of brat she is.
Maybe she doesn't deserve it.
Well, then why do you waste a year of her time?
Because eight months of it was great, and then she changed.
She changed?
No.
And she says at the beginning, she goes, you know me to my very core.
Why is she giving an ultimatum?
She changed.
What?
She became a Nazi skinhead out of all of a sudden?
They start farting around you.
They start being a bitch.
They start fucking telling you how to go about your life.
Shut up.
Oh, no, you think women are the...
Yeah.
You think from day one, they are who they are forever.
They don't slowly introduce a little psychosis.
Yeah.
Well, look, I don't want to get too close to your personal life, but your last fuck up had a million red flags that you just barreled through.
I've been with chicks that have developed into a shittier person for sure.
And you get more comfortable with a person and you're like, by the way.
That's different.
Like if she became an alcoholic or something, that's the thing.
But that's clearly not what happened in this video.
She clearly states, and you can tell it's true, that she's been the same person for a year.
And he's just been like farting around like all men in New York do.
They just date them and date them until they get bored and they throw them out when their ovaries are dead.
They buy them a dog sometimes if they really start nagging about marriage and kids.
Get them a dog to shut them up for a while.
And then they move on to the next one.
And they keep dating 25 to 30, 25 to 30, 25 to 30.
These women keep getting older and older.
It's just like in the movie Dazing Confused when Matthew McConaughey says, I stay the same age.
No, I keep getting older and these high school girls stay the same age.
Right.
It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did.
New York City is an elephant's graveyard for ovaries.
Ladies, do not move here.
You will end up alone.
You will be used For sex, you will become a booty call.
That's it.
Maybe 5% find Mr. Wright and go move out to the suburbs where they're rich.
The rest get tread upon like a Gadson flag.
Did you read that?
Did I read what?
The description?
Yes?
So it's a good idea.
I think I'm going to offer a thousand dollar reward for you telling me something I don't know.
But legitimate mental health issues, which is.
No, that's millennial talk for like ADHD.
No, dub, dive, no.
If you're out there and you work at Nike, can I have the Air Max ones that were banned, please?
Ryan is a sneaker pimp, and he's on all these sites where they trade and buy expensive shoes.
Because if you're $12,000 in debt, that's the kind of thing you do is try to find $700 shoes.
I'm not into that.
No, the Yeezys are the most expensive I have.
And how much were those?
$220,000.
Bought them retail.
Some people paid $2,000 for them.
I bought them for $220.
Didn't you buy them as an investment and then end up wearing them?
Yeah, because the value of them was sinking so low because they kept reproducing them.
The supply was so great that the demand went down.
Yeah, thanks, Economics Major.
But I think they must have made about five pairs of these before Kaepernick put the kibosh.
They look amazing.
I love the color scheme.
And it would be such a cool statement to have the Betsy Ross Nikes.
Yeah.
Ooh, you know what we could do?
What's up?
Maybe we could find that shoe and then have an embroiderer put the Betsy Ross flag on the back.
You could absolutely do that.
Does that shoe exist at all?
I heard that some of them sold, but they were on eBay and then they got taken down from eBay, but they were going for $2,000 on stock address.
No, no, but I mean, that's called the, what is it called?
Oh, yeah, the Air Max 1.
Air Max 1.
Is there an Air Max 1 that uses those red, white, and blue?
Yeah, the thing is the tongue's not going to look the same.
I don't give a shit.
So you get the, right there is a white, you know, this is a white mesh.
Then you got the red foxing on the front.
Okay, let's do that.
Let's buy that.
We can make that right now.
Let's buy that shoe with those colorways and then take the heel to an embroidery somewhere in Manhattan and have them do the Betsy Ross flag.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we could do that.
This is Nike ID.
You could make your own sneakers so we could stuff.
This is going to be dope.
It is.
I got some new kicks coming your way, yo.
In fact, we're going to put it up on the YouTubes.
So when we get these shoes in the mail, we'll include this clip and then we'll stick the shoes on at the end.
Very cool.
We'll have an opening, I think.
What are they?
Unboxing.
Yeah, yeah.
Unboxings are the.
Show me what you're doing now?
Okay.
I'm trying to wonder why it's loading so much.
It's like a big old load.
Let me see.
Oh, so you can go there, you go to the Air Max thing, and then you change the colors to be those colors.
Yep.
That's fun.
That's pretty suck.
I bet when they have the, like, I remember Nike had saying you could write on the back, you could say, like, rock and roll, personalize them.
I bet you can't write Proud Boys.
I bet that's banned.
Interesting.
I'll try it.
Because I know you can write stuff on the back.
You know what?
It's limited to three characters, I think.
Or four.
Okay, but are you positive you can choose exactly the colors you want?
I believe so, yeah.
Actually, this was gray.
All right, let's stop boring people tooling around on shoe sites.
I want to get to this Antifa thing because there's this story that they talk about with Heather Heyer, where Antifa's never killed anyone, but you killed Heather Heyer.
And I want to just debunk that once and for all.
But I also want to empty out my inbox.
Okay, here's a weird video.
I haven't watched this yet.
I just saw the beginning of it.
I thought it looked awesome.
White Americans getting together to apologize for racism.
And the beauty of this is the subject is going to be dropped completely after this apology.
You're watching basically the end of racism, I guess, right?
Let's watch racism die.
Repeat after me.
Wait, go back to the beginning.
Because just the idea of people agreeing to do this.
I would say that there are Americans in the room to please repeat after me.
Is this in church?
Looks to be, yeah, there's pews.
On behalf of myself and on behalf of my country.
Wait, pause.
Pause.
Oh my God, I'm going to puke.
They're all putting their hands on a black guy.
Yes, they are.
As he sits there.
Is he enjoying this?
He's probably like, I deserve this.
I think, is he shirtless?
He's either wearing a perfectly brown t-shirt.
Looks like he's wearing hands.
Oh, my God.
If he took his shirt off because they have to touch black skin, this is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
That's sick.
Touch my black skin.
To you and all African Americans and all African Americans.
The beginning of our nation's history.
The beginning of our nation's history.
In honor of your ancestors and on behalf of your children.
In honor of our ancestors and on behalf of your children.
Please hear this from my heart.
Please hear this from my heart.
I apologize.
I apologize.
Please forgive us.
Please forgive us.
With this prayer, I acknowledge.
With this prayer, I acknowledge the depth of the evils that have been perpetrated against black people in America.
Wow.
The depth of the evils that have been perpetrated against black people in America.
From slavery.
From slavery?
That one's easy.
To lynchings.
To butt cheeks.
White supremacist laws.
In denial of voting rights.
To all the ways.
To all the ways.
Both large and small.
Both large and small.
All of them evil.
All of them evil.
All of them wrong.
All of them wrong.
For all the oppression.
For all the oppression.
And all of the injustices.
Is this going to be much longer?
I apologize.
Please forgive us.
Please forgive us Black skin Wow that took a Not good enough.
Yeah, walks out of the place, just like this.
Yeah.
No.
But thanks for touching me.
Nice try.
Oh, P.S. I have AIDS.
Welcome to the world of AIDS.
I gave myself small incisions before coming here.
And now you lick your.
I'll forgive you if you lick your fingers.
And they're like, I was covering incisions and I have AIDS.
Welcome to my world.
My apologies, in fact.
This is a great day for this shirt, man.
Great day for this shirt.
What a totally meaningless gesture that was.
Let's talk about Antifa.
Now that Homeless Gavin has quit, I have to do all the green screen work.
And here we go on a wild ride.
Do you think we should be trying to quell this and lower the animosity and violence between both sides?
Today, and up to today, there have been zero deaths from Antifa violence.
And, you know, we've seen a very public death in Charlottesville.
Okay, stop, stop, stop.
I've heard this trope a million times, and it's not true.
There have been at least four Antifa deaths, and if you count destroyed lives, it's more like seven.
It's amazing that Cat Lady can sit there and pine about their innocence when the destruction is so palpable.
And I'm not talking about someone getting bonked in the head and being okay after, or windows getting smashed, and me being pepper sprayed, and the weapons they confiscated in Portland.
I'm not talking about all this violence that people recover from.
But when you look at destroyed lives, devastated lives, and deaths, you're at at least seven.
And the majority of those are Antifa.
Just like nobody kills more Muslims than Muslims, nobody destroys more Antifa lives than Antifa.
But can we just take a pause here for a second?
Say the death toll was 1-0.
It's not, okay?
But say it was.
This is why we've got all these riots in the streets for a score of 0-1.
Doesn't that seem like strange priorities?
There's about 100 opioid overdoses every single day.
Almost 20 black men are murdered every single day.
But we spend millions of dollars with cops trying to regulate the rioting of hundreds of thousands of people all over the country, all over the world, for a score of 0-1?
I don't understand this.
Something fishy is going on here.
What about Islam?
What about the West Side Highway?
Why always Charlottesville?
Why never the West Side Highway?
It's obviously an agenda to prove that we live in Nazi America and we keep hearing their martyr, Heather Heyer, come up again and again and again.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Heather Heyer did die in a riot at a far-right rally, but there is a very strong argument that says she was killed because of Antifa violence.
And before we even get into that, there's an overweight woman who's out of shape.
She died of a heart attack, I believe, in her flip-flops, going to what she believes to be is a Nazi rally.
If you're going into the Eye of the Storm, if you're going to protest MS-13, shouldn't you be more equipped than that?
Shouldn't you be more, I don't know, shouldn't you not go?
First of all, why was she there?
But it's obviously tragic that this woman died.
But I think Antifa absolving themselves from culpability is a big mistake.
There's a guy named Dwayne Dixon, and he's an Antifa member in a pro-gun section of Antifa called Redneck Revolt.
And he was caught bragging about spooking James Field, the lunatic who killed her.
All the videos of this have been scrubbed from the internet because the media respects Antifa as their paramilitary wing and would never hurt them.
But there's an article here with the deleted videos.
And it says, October 24th, 2013, at the Carr Center at Harvard, Dwayne Dixon claims to have waved off Fields with a rifle shortly before the crash.
During a question and answer section, Dixon elaborates, stating that he raised his rifle at Fields in order to get him to, quote unquote, get the fuck out of there.
It sounds like we had a petrified lunatic in a car who had just been spooked by an imbecile Antifa member with a AR-15, it looks like.
So it sounds like the culpability of Heather Heyer's death is at least shared by both sides.
So that's one death that you don't get, folks.
Now, I also want to include ruined lives because this is an unpopular opinion on the right.
But I feel bad for Antifa.
Like when jihadists kill Muslims, I feel bad for those Muslims.
When Antifa brainwashes Antifa and their lives are ruined or they're killed for a bullshit lie about Nazis, I feel bad for them.
They are victims, believe it or not.
I know, it's a stretch.
I feel weird as it comes out of my mouth.
David Campbell was a guy.
He's a rich kid, well-educated.
I think his dad's a lawyer.
And at a night for freedom, this was a Mike Cernovich sponsored event.
I've discussed it many times.
The narrative was that it was an alt-right rally.
It wasn't.
It was just a pro-Trump thing.
I was there getting wasted.
And the location was held separate until, what's his name, that Chelsea, what's her name, the weird tranny who...
Yeah, Chelsea Manning shows up.
And only attendees knew the address.
But she docks the address.
Vic Berger gets a hold of that.
It goes out.
And now Antifa's there screaming bloody murder, screaming for their heads.
So this old Jewish guy comes out and they say, sir, you have to get in this cab and get out of here.
And he goes, why?
I'm not a Nazi.
This is ridiculous.
Screw these people.
As he walks out, David Campbell sees Prey, a 56-year-old old Jewish guy, punches him in the face, knocks him to the ground, starts strangling him, blood everywhere.
He goes into cardiac arrest.
Cops come to pick up David Campbell.
He starts fighting the cops, puts a cop in a headlock.
This buffoon is facing 15 years in prison.
He thought he was punching Nazis.
He was attacking Jews.
This guy, they're both victims in a way.
Obviously, the guy who got into cardiac arrest is the real victim here.
But David Campbell's going to go to jail for 15 years based on a lie.
Antifa rhetoric ruined this man's life.
That's number two.
Number three, Nathan Hose.
Nathan Hose was a sad sack, and a lot of Antifa are.
In New York City, the majority of Antifa, like David Campbell, are rich kids.
They're almost always sons of professors.
They're almost always doing their dissertation, some sort of PhD program in education or something like that.
They're not blue-collars.
That's why they're so easy to beat up, because they attack the blue-collars of New York, which are hardworking men.
But in the southwest, especially Oakland and areas like that, you have Yvette Falarca, well-funded with globalist money.
They have these homes, these places where homeless crusty punks can stay.
And they take them in, and then these kids feel beholden to their host, just like a foster parent, to pay them back.
So they become human fodder.
And they go out there and they get arrested, they get in trouble to pay back their masters.
They're not so much slaves.
They're more like a cult, the victims of a cult.
Now, similar situation in New Orleans with this poor kid, Nathan Hose.
I believe he was homeless, but I'm not sure.
One of those guys who loves his dog a lot.
This is the picture in his obituary.
And Antifa takes him in, and they say, we've got to disrupt J-20.
When Trump becomes president, we want full rioting.
We want you out there rioting.
So he goes, okay, yes, thank you, sir.
He goes out there, riots.
He's facing felony charges, serious felony charges.
He doesn't have the fortitude to handle this pressure, so he kills himself.
Antifa rhetoric killed Nathan Hose.
And what do they do?
They have, they say, rest in power, brother, and they praise him, just like jihadists praising martyrs.
Heather Heyer and Nathan Hose and almost everyone on this list is a martyr to Antifa.
Which brings us to number four, Tom Keenan.
Now, this buffoon is also a victim of Antifa rhetoric.
There was a rally in Philly, a pro-Constitution rally, that Antifa twisted and turned it into, get this, a celebration of the synagogue shooting in Philly.
I've said this before.
If there was a synagogue shooting in 1943 in Germany and the Nazis wanted to have a celebration, I bet some of the Nazis would go, that's a bit rich.
Maybe let's let things die down a little bit.
That was a little intense, what we just did.
Even the Jewish Museum in Philly said, we defiantly remain open on this day.
What?
It's a bunch of boomer nerds who love the Constitution.
No one is celebrating a synagogue shooting, you lunatics.
So two Marines are there.
They're going out to party.
And Antifa sees them, thinks they're Proud Boys, and then believes the rhetoric, the lie, the Antifa lie, that this is Proud Boys having a pro-synagogue shooting rally, which is just, to me, that is the most clown world moment of this past year, that anyone would fall for that.
Yeah, the mayor gave out permits for a synagogue shooting celebration.
Anyway, these Antifa dummies start yelling at these Hispanic Marines, calling them spicks and wetbacks, and then start pounding them.
The Marines are smart enough to just stand there and not fight back.
Actually, I would have fought back, but it was great for the charges against Tom Keenan to show him committing a hate crime.
Tom Keenan is looking at 10 years in prison for this attack based on nothing.
He will 100% get raped in prison.
His life is over.
You know, I'm including these in the deaths because many of them are deaths.
David Campbell and Tom Keenan are not going to recover from their prison time.
They are permanently altered.
PTSD is a best case scenario if they return to civilized life.
So Tom Keenan's life was destroyed by Antifa rhetoric, some of the silliest and most ludicrous Antifa rhetoric I've ever heard.
Which brings us to number five.
This is just a cut and dry, near murder.
Frank Magnitz.
Frank Magnitz is a far-right, not racist, not anti-Semitic, German politician.
Antifa decided he's a Nazi, all Nazis must die.
So with wooden clubs, they stalk him in an alleyway and smash his head in.
He is not the same.
Now, Antifa doesn't do a lot of head smashing that I didn't include in this.
We got Eric Cantwell, the bike lock professor, who opened up that kid's head.
We just had a crowbar attack on some Patriots the other day, opened up their heads.
I didn't include these because these guys are not permanently altered.
They got stitched up.
They will survive.
Frank Magnitz is not the same.
He has severe brain damage.
He is going through therapy right now, trying to regain his constitution.
This guy is never going to be the same Frank Magnitz.
And why is he, look at this head wound.
I can't, if I put this on YouTube, I have to blur this.
It's a video, a wound so gory, you're not allowed to show it on YouTube.
You could show it on live stream.
I'm sorry, 4chan.
And again, this man's life permanently altered.
A politician who was near murdered for his beliefs.
And it wasn't his beliefs.
It was Antifa's interpretation of his beliefs.
These guys are not punching Nazis.
They're punching someone who gets called a Nazi.
So Frank Magnitz was permanently altered by Antifa rhetoric.
Now, this one's nice, cut and dry.
Pim Fortin.
Fortuin Fortin.
He's a gay Dutch politician.
He was a Marxist for a while.
Then he saw the problems with that.
And as all rational gays are, he was dubious of Islam.
He was concerned about their homophobia.
Islam is one of the probably the most intolerant religion when it comes to homosexuality.
And that was a concern of his.
He was not into mass immigration of Muslims into the Netherlands.
So they started out pieing him.
That's funny.
That's like getting milkshaked, right?
And as my brother Miles McInnes pointed out, that eventually led to Pym being assassinated, dead.
This isn't a mentally ill neo-Nazi in a car who had just been spooked by an AR-15 and lost his mind.
This is a planned attack where the alt-left went up to a man and shot him dead because of his perceived political beliefs.
This man was killed by Antifa rhetoric.
And that brings us most recently to Willem Van Spronsen.
This is a guy just like Dwayne Dixon, pro-gun Antifa dude.
He was a member of the John Brown Puget Sound Antifa Gun Club, something like that.
He believes the Antifa rhetoric, the AOC mainstream DNC rhetoric, that these ICE detainment places are concentration camps.
Maybe that's more absurd than the synagogue thing.
And the rhetoric is that they're just grabbing random Mexican people who are looking for a better life and throwing them in a cage.
No, they're getting people who crossed the border illegally and who were dumb enough and evil enough to bring children with them, and they're putting them in different holding cells, which is what every country does and has always done and what Obama did tenfold.
Because he had twice as long.
So Willem goes to this place, starts firebombing a car, attacking the place.
He gets shot dead.
Now, what no one discusses about this, and you've seen it if you watch my show, Willem went there to do a mass shooting.
He got there too early, and the shift change hadn't quite happened yet.
This place was not a government venue, as John Cardillo discussed on yesterday's show.
This place was private citizens.
It was a gun-free zone.
These guys were going to come out unarmed.
There was almost a massive slaughter there.
It could have been another Batta clan.
It could have been another Paris shooting.
But luckily, and I hate using that word in this case, he was killed early and a mass shooting was prevented.
So, Cat Lady, just to summarize, we've got four deaths, at least four deaths that are the direct result of Antifa rhetoric.
And that includes your sacred Heatherheire.
We also have three lives totally destroyed.
Of those seven cases, five of them are Antifa.
You are your own worst enemies.
You are a terrorist organization, and you are murdering human beings.
Thank you.
Good night.
Good to go.
For one flow.
Good to go.
For one flow.
Good to go.
For one flow.
Good to go.
For one flow.
Good to go.
For one flow.
Good to go.
After the show.
I put your whole voice.
You said flow.
Hell no.
I have a whole life, baby.
We don't have time for the mailbag.
We're out of time.
I have a confession to make.
When we were building the studio, the contractors said they could build a silent AC, and it was about $6,000.
Involved being in another room and having things that came in with pipes.
Or I could go to Home Depot and buy a $250.
Now, the problem with the $250 is we can't have it on while we're doing the show because it's too noisy.
So I can only cook for so long.
We usually get the studio down to about 55 when we start the show.
And then it slowly rises and rises.
And when it gets to 82, I got to stop.
I am boiling in here.
I'm in an oven.
So we're skipping the mailbag.
We'll do it tomorrow or maybe not till Monday now.
But I always promise you a viral video at the end.
And help me determine if this is fake or not.
This is a young girl singing a song who's then interrupted by some pretty big news that I believe she already knew.
I had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.
Got the whole club looking at her.
Jessica!
Did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?
What?
Did you sleep with your teacher?
Mr. Wilson?
Mr. Wilson?
No, I did.
Yes, you did.
Jessica.
You're a little slug.
I'm telling you.
That's family chemistry.
You're out of the house.
What?
You're out of the house.
Fake.
That's super fake.
That's the first time.
She has a great ass.
That is the first time for Ginger that I saw the video.
I heard you play it before and thought it could have been real.
I mean, I love when you expose.
She threw it a bag at me.
I'm actually now embarrassed for not knowing that it was fake.
The slap was ridiculous.
The most boomer spinning around.
Ow, I almost broke my neck doing it.
You okay, homie?
Ow.
Oh my lord.
I think I put my neck out recreating that video.
And yeah, the screaming and the fact that she sang the song at the end.
Yeah, on the screen.
And I was failing chemistry, and it's framed perfectly.
Look at the bottom.
It says, at Ronnie Miller Comedy.
Well, that could be a repost, but it knows stages as fuck.
Yeah.
Very stage.
Because the mom isn't even mom age.
Yeah, and she doesn't look anything like her daughter.
She doesn't look like the same species as her daughter.
Right.
Yeah, she looks like Ricky Lake.
And wait a minute.
Don't kick out your daughter when she sleeps with her teacher.
You beat the living shit out of the teacher.
He goes to jail for 20 years.
Yeah.
Thanks for tuning in, folks.
Tomorrow is the vidcast.
We'll be taking calls.
I'm thinking around 2 o'clock.
And I think it's important that you are yourself wherever you go.
Be brave.
Be who you are.
Don't worry about the punishments you shall receive if you dare to stray.
In Free Range Kids, Lenore Skinese talks about letting young kids go to the park by themselves.
And yes, it's illegal, but they can't arrest us all.
They can't fire us all.
They can't deplatform us all.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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