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May 15, 2019 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E08 - TRUMP DIDN'T LOSE A BILLION DOLLARS
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Remember that growing up in Quebec, or not growing up in Quebec, but spending my formative years in Quebec hearing au guesses le Projean chanson de Michael Jackson, with the album thriller.
And when you don't know French, at first you hear those words and they stick out.
This is how, speaking of being a kid, when I was in high school, we lived near a rural area called Carp, Carp, Ontario.
We were in Canada.
Canada was the suburbs, but they were so far out that you were near farmland.
And the farmers were called carpies, and the carpies would wear their hats like just touching their heads.
You could have blown off their hats.
They'd also wear their ski jackets because the farmers would all go skiing because like someone's dabbed on a ski hill.
And they'd wear their ski jackets indoors at all times, all winter.
It's like a new fashion.
It was a subculture.
I'm just realizing now carpies were a subculture that they invented themselves.
And no one really knew about them outside of that very small area.
So I'm bringing back the carpy and his little hat.
Got a fun show for you.
Nick DiPaulo just put out a special and it's unbelievably hilarious.
And the reason it's relevant to this show is it sounds like someone finally breaking out of their chains.
Nick DiPaulo's always been a raunchy dude.
He's a man born in the wrong era.
He's Lenny Bruce.
He's Bill Hicks.
Here we go.
What do you got?
If you lean right in your politics, people on the left say globalists that's you.
Now they're telling me what my words fucking mean.
Although they might have a point.
I was trying to sell my car the other day.
This guy was really globaling me down.
I need a good lawyer.
Anybody know a globalist?
I mean, uh, his companion?
I don't know what to say.
That's a funny joke and a good point.
But the idea that a globalist is a Jew is silly.
Because when you try to switch them out, you sound...
Welcome back to Explaining Comedy with Gavin McInnes and ironic t-shirts.
It's a black thing you wouldn't understand.
Marcus Garvey, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Bob Marley, Nelson Mandela, and me.
Actually, I don't support Marcus Garvey because he wants all blacks to go back to Africa.
What a racist.
Yeah, what a racist.
I'm not a Garveyist.
Despite, remember there's a reggae band called Burning Spear.
They have a whole song about Marcus Garvey and how great he is.
Sounds kind of white nationalist to me.
His brother did great as Garth, though.
Garth Garvey?
No, no, no, no.
Dana Garvey.
Dana Garvey.
So, oh, I see.
You're saying Dana Carvey played Garth?
Yeah.
Dana Garvey's last name is Carvey, not Garvey.
It's not perfect, but don't do it.
Anyway, what happened with Nick DiPaulo is he did this special, and I think he didn't try to be on Netflix.
He just said, I'm just doing this.
And the show is in upstate New York where people will tolerate jokes like that.
But he tried them out in Manhattan.
So it's like, these are the jokes that almost got me killed in Manhattan.
Here, let's hear another one.
Is this from his special?
I don't want to give away his jokes.
So only show promos.
No, this is the show.
Okay, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Show promos from his Twitter feed or something because we're giving away jokes and we're ruining it.
Spoiler alert.
But one thing I want to convey to the kids at home is that we are so connected with our bros and our friends that we can just start a live show.
I can see this on the way to the studio and I can say, hey, Ryan, get Nick DiPaulo on the line.
And he can just call up Nick DiPaulo.
So we just started shooting right now.
We're going to be here for our usual 50 minutes.
And I guarantee you, Nick will go, oh, McInnes called.
I better answer the phone.
And we will be talking to the Nick Meister at any moment.
So I'm not sure if we should do too much intro to his special and what's going on with him.
There was a big problem with the cover of it.
It's called A Breath of Fresh Air.
And the initial cover had him giving the finger, which is already like Nick Unleashed.
He's moved, by the way.
He was in Upper Westchester, my suburb, and he moved to Georgia.
He's done with New Yorkers.
I don't blame him.
But the initial cover, which I emailed you separately, Ryan, as you know, because you check all your emails.
Of course.
Yep.
Had this guy who's dead now.
And Nick got in a lot of trouble for that.
He said, someone.
Yeah, you see that guy right there?
Guy with the Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matter shirt.
So someone tweets up, the guy in the Black Lives Matter shirt is activist Muhiyedin.
Muy Hideen.
Muy Hiddin.
Moye.
Moye.
Isn't that a weird Islamic name?
Yeah.
Moye Hedin.
Moye, who was shot and killed last year.
But yeah, sure, use him as your prop in a expletive Photoshop job to demonstrate how edgy and brave you are.
And then Nick responded with, I did not know that as I found it online in stock photos.
I'm looking to change it now as you speak.
My apologies.
I will say, as someone who's anti-apology, I think that's a good example of when an apology is due.
I was listening to his show.
He said he did it for the family, you know, because he genuinely didn't.
You know, he's not trying to.
He made a good point, too.
He's like, well, if so, the guy's living on, you know, face-to-face with guys like Nick.
So it's kind of like he's still standing his.
Oh, that's a good point.
Another good point is I never heard of this guy, and now I looked him up, and I want to see how he died.
Yeah.
Now, granted, my intentions are not great.
Yeah, they tried to catch him on that.
I know he wasn't killed by cops or killed by Trump or killed by Republicans or any of that crap.
You can tell he's killed by a thug.
You can tell by the way they say it, because they would have said white man or Christian man or blah, blah, blah.
They just say murdered, right?
So it turns out, and are you caught up with all the things I'm talking about at the same time here?
Well, the suspect, by the way, was African-American.
Yeah, we're getting to that.
Do you have the USA Today article?
Yep.
Why didn't you pull that up when I was quoting from it?
Because it's in the doc, okay.
What?
Say what?
In the document?
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, I didn't pull to it because it's in the document.
You mean the notes I send you before the show?
I cut it open.
My bad.
What?
Anyway, the headline is comedian Nick Depaul apologizes for flipping off murdered black activists in comedy promo.
But you hear murdered black activists and you know that he was murdered by a black man.
And it turns out he was.
Roosevelt Iglis, a junkie.
I'm reading about it.
I was totally in shock.
She said, I think that's his Mujahideen's relative.
I'm sorry, I'm pronouncing his name wrong.
I don't want to look like I'm trivializing his death.
His name is...
Muya Hadeen Moy.
Muyahideen Moy.
How do you remember that?
Is that because you went to all black schools?
No, I looked it up.
I looked it up yesterday.
I was reading it a bunch of times.
So the guy is Roosevelt Iglis is a junkie, and he killed this man, robbing him.
Not a cop.
That's the man who killed this guy.
But anyway, I think Nick DePaul did the right thing and switched it out.
And now it's kind of weird because you look up the show and the thumbnail will be the guy, the Black Lives Matter guy, and you click on it and it goes to some new guy that he's done.
So anyway, we'll be talking to Nick.
I assume he might even be watching now, sensing that we want to speak to him.
He might just pipe in.
That's the kind of show we have here.
It's the buddy's show.
So it's sort of like Mr. Rogers.
He'll just pop by and go, hey, Gav, yeah, I understand you like the new special.
And I'll say, yeah, I do, Nick.
And then he'll just pop, people pop in.
It's like the cool house on the block where you can drink underage and sit down with the mom and smoke a cigarette and gossip and stuff.
Look at what boxing has done to my.
We're like the Winslows.
Look at boxing what it's done to my stance.
Look how fast I am.
Try to punch me right now.
Go up to your screen, try to punch the screen.
You can't.
I'm too fast.
I got my rib recracked today at the gym, by the way.
Re-cracked.
Re-cracked.
We're back to square one with this damn rib.
Anyway.
Let's get down to the news.
Janelle Evans.
You know her from Teen Mom on MTV.
MTV has cut ties with this bitch.
You know why?
Because her husband hurt a dog.
That's a hell of a chin, lady.
You're getting into saw, the horror movie saw 2 territory there.
So here's the story.
So she had a little pug, and the pug snapped at the kid, bit it, didn't really hurt it.
And then that guy, he took the pug out back and shot him in the head.
And she's a woman who had kids around 19.
They are still together.
She's had a pretty, she slept around, I think.
She had a lot of different baby daddies over the years.
But you're watching this going, yeah, this is called being normal.
When I was a young man in the 70s, if a dog bit any kid, no one would question it.
The kids would cry, but the dad would take the dog out to the backyard and shoot it in the head.
That's what you do.
In fact, I think that's the law.
Like if a neighbor's dog bites your kid.
Yeah, that thing's going down.
That thing's going down.
You have to really try hard to make it not go down.
And it's funny that they're such pariahs.
We have so much more empathy for canines than we do for human beings.
There is a war on Christians right now in the Middle East.
They are getting slaughtered for their religion.
But we care more about the dogs of, what's it called, Hinglang Province or something?
That chick from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
There he is.
He killed a dog for biting his daughter.
What a jerk.
How dare you kill an inbred animal?
Oh, here's the attack.
And then I saw comments.
People are going, well, why'd you let the dog near the kid?
I don't know.
It's a pug.
Dogs are around kids.
Dogs also bite kids.
No, no, but it's very rare.
Actually, labs bite more kids than pit bulls.
Yeah, because there's more labs, dumbass.
You can hate me all you want, but this ain't the first time the dog bit Ansley aggressively, says David Easily.
I don't hate you, dude.
You're doing your job.
The biggest mistake you made was being normal on mainstream television.
The only reason I'm mad is I couldn't kill the dog myself.
Yeah.
Fuck dogs.
No, but legally, I think if a neighbor bites your kid, you can just say to the police, have him killed, please.
In fact, I'm not even sure you can't.
I'm not even sure you can say, please don't kill that dog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Cross's dog bit my daughter once.
I should have killed it.
Well, there was a lot of controversy.
We had a long argument about it, but he nipped at her, but he never really, his teeth just sort of like touched the outside of her forehead.
This is when she was four.
And so there was no actual biting, but I'm kind of making myself sound like a pussy for not killing his dog, so I should probably drop it.
Did Nick call in yet?
No, he's about, he must be busy or something like that.
He's probably got, you know, some other stuff, but he's not.
Well, this is kind of a priority.
We're shooting a show here.
I assume he'll be.
I assume too.
I assume he'll be tuning in at any moment.
All right, next item on the agenda.
So yeah, teenagers having sex, shooting dogs that hurt their kids.
Pretty normy.
So last night at the Cubs game, someone gave the white power hand signal live on air.
We have footage of this disgusting hand swastika.
Can you do a hand swastika?
It looks like you don't have the right clip, my friend.
This isn't looking good.
Okay, you're right.
Now, this is the right clip.
Way to go, Ryan.
Why don't you get warmed up?
No, you're just incompetent.
African-American gentlemen, smiling heartily.
By the way, before that, he was going like this, making other gestures.
All right.
Let's do a little hand gesture guide 101 to this.
This is a joke.
The Anti-Defamation League has confirmed that it is a troll where a bunch of 4chan kids sat around and said, let's see if we can make up something to make the left go insane.
They tried milk.
That was going to be a big thing, always being seen chugging milk and freaked them out because they noticed that these people are so obsessed with finding racism that you can just say, your hat at an angle.
That's racist.
And it worked.
The milk didn't do great, but this did great.
And they said, let's just make saying, okay, a-okay racist to them.
And it worked.
And they even came up with this little WP thing.
The left came up with the WP on their own, by the way.
That was their thing because they just ran with it.
It's sort of like free bleeding.
Remember this?
4chan said, it's okay to menstruate in your pants without protection.
It's actually empowering.
And the feminists fell for it and did it.
Exactly the same.
It's exactly the same as that.
So anyway...
What are you showing mosque attacks for?
Just all the various usages of...
In the trial.
Oh, okay.
Oh, and then there was that when she just scratched her hand, whatever.
So I was on ABC News talking about Proud Boys, and Paula Ferris asked me, well, why do they do this if they know that it can be misinterpreted as a white power symbol?
And I said to her, that's the point.
The point is these people are so scared.
Remember, there was that girl who said, there's a Klan rally going on at my school.
And the school security went, what?
And she goes, yeah, I can see a Klansman teaching a class.
And they went, oh my God, we better figure out what's going on with that.
It was the dust jacket on a microscope.
And the idea that they're like, all right, guys, you managed to book a classroom.
Let's hope no one peers in the window.
I hope I don't forget to draw the blinds as we talk about, I don't know, Klan 101.
Yeah, it's a dust jacket.
So this is essentially a dust jacket.
And what it means is I like to antagonize the left and make them go crazy.
This is totally different.
So to be clear, this is not racist.
It's a parody of people who are obsessed with racism and see it in everything.
What it means is I like to trigger liberals.
That's why you see it on the right.
Now, there are Nazis and white nationalists who do it.
That doesn't mean it's a white nationalist thing.
They use toilet paper, too.
Do you understand?
All cats are mammals.
All dogs are mammals.
All cats are not dogs.
Yeah, but it may have started as a joke, but now it's real.
No.
People who are joking are still using it as a joke.
Nazis are also using it as a joke.
So wait, what does that say?
That headline?
The Cubs are investigating fans' alleged racist hand gestures.
Such ignorant and impulsive behavior is not tolerated at Wrigley Field.
Now, here's the truth of the matter.
The truth of the matter, he was going like this.
You know what this means?
In fact, I'd be very impressed if someone used this to punch their friend.
If I can make you look at this, then I get to punch you.
It's a thing we did in high school as fun kids.
And what you'd do is you'd say, you'd put this gesture somewhere on your pant leg and you'd go, below your waist, yeah.
I got, it has to be below your waist, is that it?
I got this gum on my pants.
And the guy would go, you had gum, oh, and you get to punch the guy.
And what I'm realizing amongst all this hullabaloo is the media grew up without fun stuff.
They are nerds.
We are being ruled by the new Victorians, the Puritans.
They have no background.
They have no history.
They have no pop culture.
Made you look.
That's exactly what it is.
Made you look.
Nothing to do with this.
Totally separate thing.
Again, this isn't even racist.
This is a joke.
But this couldn't be farther from this.
I know they look similar.
They're very different.
And it reminded me of when I was in high school, we had this thing.
We played Hacky Sack.
I'm not proud of that.
And we'd all be in this sort of initial lobby of the school, which is very small, you know, where you walk in so the cold air doesn't get out.
So it's only about six feet by six feet.
And we would all sit around there, the 10 of us, and we'd play hacky sack.
And if some guy dropped it, the game was you get to give him an atomic wedgie.
This is in my book, Death of Cool.
An atomic wedgie is when the waistband comes right off.
So we would do that.
There'd be waistbands all over the ground.
And Colin Sacco screwed up.
And so we're wedging him.
And the teacher goes, what the hell is going on in here?
And Colin is just sort of inanimately being wedgied.
And we are animately wedging him.
And we go, oh, we are giving Colin a wedgie because he dropped the hacky sack.
And that's the way we work here.
We give him atomic wedgies because we thought we have nothing to hide.
Everything's voluntary.
It's none of your business.
She grabs me and Peter, the only punk rockers in the group, takes us to the office, brings us to the vice principal, and goes, these two boys were trying to insert a wedge of wood into a boy's anus.
Neesh.
And we both go, what?
Our hats almost fell off.
And that's because she was a square.
Now, the vice principal was pretty cool, and he said, it's called a wedgie, Alice, and shooed her away.
And then we sat with him for a while and talked about how we got our hair like that, which is a common question when you're in the punk rock community.
I also want to get to some other stuff, but I assume Nick is getting impatient.
Not yet.
I mean, we wouldn't want to keep him waiting if he was.
I'm not going to keep him waiting.
So that's why I keep checking in because I respect that he were buddies and I can just call him like that.
However, however.
As of the moment that we are in now.
Which is good.
We did get something back.
Okay, I'll talk to my fellas today.
Today.
Right.
Well, that's good, because what day are we in?
This is not a marathon show.
Maybe tell them that we have 45 minutes.
Okay.
No, no, we have, yeah, we have 45 minutes.
40 minutes.
Also in the news, Trump is a billion-dollar loser.
This is actually, you know what I love about this show?
Themes evolve.
And the theme here is the lack of experience with, ew, I said that.
I don't like the way I pronounce that.
Experience?
E-X-P-I-R?
Experience.
The lack of experience from these nerds, these normies, these squares is affecting all of our lives.
I've been an entrepreneur.
I've wedgied guys.
I've had punching jokes.
I understand context.
These people haven't had any fun and they never done anything.
They don't understand that when you're generating business, you lose stuff.
Yes, GM will lose 300 million.
Sometimes they've made 400 million.
It's called the net.
Are you aware of that term?
The net, the profit.
Yes, he did lose a billion dollars.
He didn't spend a billion dollars and it went down the drain.
It's called the New York real estate collapse of the 80s.
It's called devaluing your property.
Your property went down in value.
The stock market goes up like this and that, right?
So does real estate.
Trump was a real estate tycoon.
When there was the crash, his value lost money.
The implication here from these nerds who are all on welfare and have never actually done anything, they never built a restaurant or owned a bar or even mowed a lawn, they don't understand that there's ebbs and flows.
And when you lose money, it's like losing money in the stock market.
It's only actualized if you take the money out.
So yes, on paper, there was a big dip.
Congratulations, New York Times.
You found a dip.
But I love seeing NPR talk about this with these geriatric old pussy hat wearers who have never run a business in their life saying, I heard he lost a billion dollars.
That must mean that he's just like some football player opening up a bunch of car washes and going broke, right?
Show that NPR clip.
There it is.
How old is this woman?
The New York Times has obtained tax information on Donald Trump that shows his business has lost from 1985 to 94.
While Trump continues to refuse to release his tax returns, the Times obtained printouts from his official IRS tax transcripts for a 10-year period ending in 94.
In multiple years during that stretch, Trump appears to have lost more money than nearly any other individual taxpayer in the United States.
Yeah, because he was the biggest real estate mogul in the city.
He lost more than $10.
In the biggest city in New York.
More than double any other individual U.S. taxpayer, according to Iran.
Yeah, he was rich.
In eight of the ten years, Trump paid no federal income taxes.
To unpack these revelations, we're joined from Rochester, New York by David K. Johnston, the twice Pulitzer Prize-winning investigator.
All Marxists dressed the same.
You ever notice that?
They're all schlubs.
That's why he hangs out in the park a lot.
His most recent book, it's EAC.
Dude, stop feeding the pigeons.
We're getting shit all over the statues.
He doesn't look very biased, does he?
It's headline, Trump's Tax Labs.
Good mind to guide potential fraud investigations.
It begins, the myth of Donald Trump, the modern Midas who turns, by the way.
Absolutely.
David K. Johnston, welcome back.
All right, we'll give you a moment, David.
What do you got?
What were you most surprised by in this New York Times expose?
And explain exactly what they got a hold of.
It wasn't the actual tax returns of Donald Trump from the 80s to 90s.
What was it?
The Times got from a source who properly had them what are called tax transcripts.
The IRS takes information.
Boring.
Bye, David Kay.
You saw.
Bye.
David B-O-R-I-N-G, more like.
What a jerk.
Nice one.
Way to riff on a bit.
Here's another thing about that whole story.
The left assumes that socialism is good and everyone should pay their fair share.
They love that term, pay their fair share.
But they don't seem to understand that the Rust Belt, the Midwest, the South, we hate taxes.
We hate paying tax.
We hate throwing money in a paper shredder called the government.
So when we hear someone avoided paying a billion dollars in tax, we go, yeah.
Let me explain it to you.
Us normal people on earth who pay tax would literally rather have money thrown in a paper shredder, thrown in a wood chipper, than we would have it go to the government.
That would be better for the economy.
It would be better for inflation because there's now less money in the world and it wouldn't be wasted on government programs that we'd have to be paying for forever.
So when the average Joe in Ann Arbor, Michigan, hears that Donald Trump didn't pay a billion dollars in taxes, he goes, lucky bastard.
Nice one.
So there's like 37 angles here, and they range from good, I'm glad you didn't pay tax, to whoever is talking about this does not understand what devaluation means.
All right.
What else have we got here?
We got to get moving.
Oh, remember we had Laura Loomer on the show yesterday?
So she went, she said, I went to Jack Dorsey's.
I'm going to release it.
We couldn't show it then.
A lot of these shows now I'm realizing we don't have to all cram it into one day.
We have to pursue the story.
So yesterday, Laura Loomer told us that she went to Jack Dorsey's house and she filmed it.
And here she is showing the actual footage.
Did you have it queued up to where I wanted it to be?
Jack Dorsey likes to amplify conservative speech.
Did you know that they were banning people for a while that said hashtag build the wall?
Oh, look, guys, the police are here.
Can you just pause it?
This is what's really important about this clip.
Color.
Laura Loomer is interesting.
When you look back at 2019, 2020, there's going to be stalwarts, spearheads, iconic moments, and they will be this.
Now, I know a lot of stuffy conservatives with ties on are going, oh, that went a little too far.
What a train wreck.
Look, she's crying on TV.
We need color on our side.
It's good for the ute, as they say in Jamaica.
So I love this.
I love that she's being interesting.
There is a war on interesting.
And I feel almost as passionately about that as I do about the war on dads and the war on Christianity and the war on traditionalism and the war on the free market.
She's an interesting human being.
She's doing stuff.
Remember, she rushed the stage of the Shakespeare in the park?
Yes, and that kind of goes against my beliefs in free speech.
But they were murdering Trump on stage, something they would never get away with with Obama.
In fact, there was a rodeo clown who dressed up as Obama and was immediately fired for daring to do something so racist.
Meanwhile, rodeo clowns dress up as every president there is.
Again, you see the spine coming through here?
Another example of the mainstream media being out of touch with the common man.
Rodeo clowns dress up as every president.
The only time they've been punished is when they were Barack Obama.
All right, let's see her with this.
So she's at Jack Dorsey's house projecting a video on his house of everyone who's been banned.
I believe I'm on the projection.
And Jack Dorsey is quickly deleting all the live streams and everything else.
She's the only one with this.
This is on YouTube, but she can't last.
Wait, I want to hear what she says to the cops.
Nah, this is Jack Dorsey's house.
He's the CEO of Twitter.
Yeah, sure.
It's just light, but we could put this on the public street.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Laura Loomer.
Nice to meet you.
Okay, so a couple things here, right?
Can't block the sidewalk, right?
We could take it off.
We could take it off the sidewalk.
Can't block the sidewalk?
That busy sidewalk.
Well, you can't put the sidewalk, right?
Right.
Walk by.
Okay.
Plus, it can't be in the street.
Yeah.
I mean, there's no harm here.
I understand the sidewalk.
It's kind of late, you know.
Right.
Well, there's no noise.
We could turn the noise off if you'd like.
Just the projection thing.
Yeah.
Just the projection.
Someone called the SIM.
I just, well, how am I supposed to get my message?
I'm pro-cop, as you know.
But I love how they're just like, lady, I don't want to get in trouble.
You sound like you've spoken to a lawyer.
My pension, if I retire at 40 and I die at 80, is $4 million.
So I'm not about to flush that down the toilet.
But I also, like, I can flush that down the toilet by being too mean to you, but I can also flush it down the toilet by being too nice to you and get in trouble with all the local taxpayers.
So all I have is this sort of, this pension of Damocles hanging over my head.
And I just want things to go smooth, please.
I signed up for this because I was a little kid playing cops and robbers and I was catching bank robbers.
I didn't think I'd be arguing with Laura Loomer and her attorneys about what's acceptable to project on a billionaire's building.
This is out of my pay grade.
And I'm on both sides, by the way.
I love Laura and I love the cops.
Do you know that I've been banned everywhere?
I've been banned on Twitter.
I've been banned on Uber, Lyft, Uber Eats.
I can't even order a sandwich.
That is crazy.
I've been banned on Venmo, GoFundMe, PayPal.
Like, I literally cannot even make a living in America simply because I report the truth.
I'm a conservative.
I support the police 100%.
And conservatives like myself are getting banned and silenced, right?
But then they let people from Black Lives Matter post nasty things.
You know, on Twitter, did you know that two police officers in New York City once got shot to death in their cars?
People shot them in the head because Twitter allowed for hashtag kill the police to trend.
How does that make you feel?
Not too good.
It's not too good.
Oh, she's turning them into an audience.
Oh, cool.
I was talking to a phone, but now...
Instagram did have a post of that guy who, by the way, they portray as just a Black Lives Matter guy.
Yes, he was also a radical Muslim who shot them.
And he said, tonight, I'm going to make pigs fly.
And I believe he traveled all the way from Philadelphia to New York to kill those two guys.
I keep saying I have to memorize their names, and I don't.
Chen?
Chen?
I want to say Castillo?
Castillo?
We're not good people.
No, yeah.
We're not good cop advocates.
From now on, you know what we have to do?
We have to frame a picture of them and have it on the wall.
Yeah, that's about right.
I mean, I got their names.
They are as follows.
In our defense, NYPD.
It's two of the hardest names to remember on earth.
This is not Mike Brown, Raphael Ramos, Raphael Ramos, and Wenjian Liu.
Wenjian Liu.
I apologize for not remembering their names.
These poor bastards were just sitting in their car and were shot by propaganda.
They were shot by propaganda.
If you pay for it, I'll get their names tattooed on my body.
That's done, my friend.
Are really?
Yeah.
I don't want to do that.
Too late.
Well, we didn't shake on it.
No, no, no.
Well, you either, your word means nothing.
Now, you don't have to have it tattooed on your nose.
We can just do it really small on your hip or something.
All right.
You're doing it?
Yeah.
And then you'll take some girl home and she'll go, are those your ex-boyfriends?
I knew that guy.
These are my current boyfriends.
I knew a guy named Cyril, which is not an uncommon name in France.
And he was getting a tattoo.
This is back in the 80s when, like, I got a tattoo here in 1988 when no one had tattoos.
And he got a tattoo.
We were punkers.
And he said, the tattoo man, he said to me, you should get the tattoo if you have to get the tattoo of someone you love.
So I thought, I don't love anybody but myself.
So I got Cyril.
And I'm like, dude, when you're at the gym or whatever at the pool, people think you're a homosexual man because you have your boyfriend.
They don't know your name.
You mean to tell me that nobody thinks they get their own name on their own body?
Are you T-Payne?
Gavin.
Does T-Payne have his own name?
No.
You know what?
Probably not.
Not even T-Payne sinks that low.
All right.
I'm starting to feel like we're abusing Nick.
Is he getting mad?
Why would you say that, though?
Well, he must be like, I've been on hold forever trying to get on this get off my lawn show that I respect so much because Gavin's my buddy and he's interconnected with everyone in the scene and he's like a bro of mine.
That sounds...
Gosh.
He's just a little...
He can wait a little longer.
Let's check in with Homeless Gavin.
This is me living on the streets talking about how there are phones everywhere.
So when you see someone dropkick someone in the head, you get to see it from 10 angles.
Everything is a Hollywood movie in 2019.
And here is a woman getting dropped.
And when I watch this video, I think, I don't want to overlap anything I homeless Gavin says, but I just, I look at her as a boxer, which I'm not, but you know what I mean.
And I just think, you lucky bitch, you have an iron jaw.
That's a huge asset.
Canelo, one of the reasons that I think Jacobs couldn't take him last week is because Canelo can just take a punch.
This woman should get into boxing.
I've never been to a post-Malone concert, but I've seen women acting like crazy bitches.
I've been annoyed by it.
I've thought, what the hell's her problem?
And I have to admit, Allah, the Godfather, I've thought, can't someone handle her?
Can't her brother or her boyfriend keep her in line or something?
The last thing that's ever occurred to me when I see a woman acting like a crazy bitch is to dropkick her in the face.
It just doesn't pop in here.
But it did with this guy.
And I'm amazed at what happened next.
So that actually doesn't look so bad.
The fat white girls knocked her down.
The green shirt girl, look at that.
You see that?
He did a karate kick to her head.
Now, I box.
If you get a punch like that and you're not knocked out, you're amazing.
She needs to get to a boxing gym.
She is powerful.
She has the opposite of a glass jaw.
Let's look at that from another angle.
Here he is from far away.
Why do you want to kick a bitch in the head?
Look at this.
Poof.
Why'd you do that?
What was your incentive?
You don't know them.
Why do you want to kick a bitch in the head?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, me, for that incredible insight.
Should I go back to doing that?
I'm getting recognized again.
You want to grow your stuff out?
Your hair out?
Yeah.
But it's usually positive.
It's usually, can I get a selfie with you?
Thanks for all you're doing.
One guy was shaking.
He was so nervous.
One guy was, yeah, he did a selfie and he was visiting from Colorado and he was shaking.
That's not a good look, guys.
When we do the selfie, which I'm not a fan of, but fine, I'll do it.
This is not a, it's not very masculine.
You're not meeting someone sexy.
But I have got some negative ones recently, more than usual.
I used to get like a, it used to be nine, hey, love what you're doing, to maybe, or maybe even like 29, love what you're doings, to one, fuck you, Nazi.
But it's more Nazis these days.
And it's all up to the media to change that.
They can just sit there with their little oometer going, and I notice I get it bad in Koreatown.
I've been going to Koreatown because of you.
And there was some cool black guy, hipster dude, talking on the phone as one does like this.
I think they're doing FaceTime because it's cheaper.
And he's like, hey, this is Gavin McGinnis.
This is Gavin McGinnis, a Nazi.
Gavin McGinnis, a Nazi.
He kept repeating it.
And then two days later, when we went to get Ramen, this is Koreatown in New York City, 35th, whatever it is, 30th.
32nd, I think.
32nd.
And he's got his two kids, appeared to be a secular Jewish gentleman.
And he's got his two kids.
They're about seven and eight.
He's sort of shuffling them down.
It's very busy in Koreatown, especially when we're done the show at night.
And he goes, Gavin McGinnis, always getting the name wrong.
And then he goes, Holy shit.
And I just went, hey, man.
Kept going.
And then he was yelling from like 20 feet away.
And it's very loud.
And I think he was yelling, you can't just change one thing.
Because I had different glasses on, my other glasses that I wear.
I think that's what he was yelling.
Maybe that was advice.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a weird thing to want to correspond with strangers, famous or not.
Like, what are you going to do?
Be a feather in their cap?
Are you going to be in their history books in their mind?
And then there was the great yelling at me on 32nd Street of 2019, where I totally changed my views about something because someone screamed a thing.
Well, if we can make them feel uncomfortable when they get gas, no, that doesn't make us feel uncomfortable.
We just think, well, the left have really lost it.
What a bunch of dicks.
We don't go, what have I done?
If only I could change my evil ways.
We don't have evil ways.
Our evil ways are your interpretation of our behavior, and it's wrong.
It's a negative interpretation.
It's a very negative interpretation.
Oh, oh.
And it makes a lot of other people uncomfortable, too.
Like, nobody wants some guy screaming.
You know?
It doesn't do anything at all.
It's like a selfie.
The fans and the enemies are sort of similar in that sense that they accomplish nothing at all.
If you see someone that is relevant to your personal life, but you have no actual real-life connection with them, let it go.
Sorry.
If I saw Jack Black, I would want to connect.
We're not going to become best friends, but I might just go, cello, it's a bass.
Now, that's not going to change his life, but you know, they do that to the guy from Withnail and I. What's his name?
Robert Gordon?
What the hell's his name?
You don't know Whithnail and I, do you?
But they yell scenes from the movie like, slap us!
And we've got on holiday by mistake, Richard Grant.
And that's funny.
It's just a quick little, it's a way of saying, great movie you did a quarter century ago.
It is the greatest movie of all time, by the way.
I'll watch it.
I think I've had enough for this hat.
I'll watch it on my own.
Not a hat guy.
Yeah, I noticed.
I look like a little kid with cancer when I wear a hat.
Don't we all?
So the New York Post is doing video content, and they have something that I'm a huge proponent of.
And it is called Face Your Hater.
It's kind of what we're trying to do with free speech.tv, but it ain't easy getting the old libs.
It's like feeding a squirrel.
Come here, please, please.
Please come here.
I'm not trying to hurt you.
I'm not going to hurt you.
I just want to talk.
I want to work it out.
I want to have not even a debate, just a discussion.
I can get conservatives on my show like this, on free speech, the show, but getting liberals to come on, it is so hard.
You got to offer them money.
You got to say, I promise we're not going to attack you.
You got to give them the right to leave.
Even I thought Skype would be easy, because if you're being attacked on Skype, just click delete.
Like just leave.
You're not cornered.
No, thanks.
I know what you're up to.
All right.
You know what I'm up to?
You're going to CGI a PPI my head or something.
I just had an idea.
What if we drilled holes in this shelf and then had little light bulbs sticking out?
That's fun.
Because these lights don't work.
Well, there's also a remote control for them.
It's distracting.
All right.
No, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Okay, you're gonna do all the different colors or something?
Not a good look.
This is us just killing time as we wait for.
Sorry, as Nick DiPaolo waits for us.
Well, we could probably fit in another story or two or...
I feel like we're being cruel to poor Nick, who I assume.
Well, that's a lag right there.
That's a bad lag.
Wow.
This is me real time?
So yeah, let's show.
There's going to be a lag when we show the New York Post thing.
It better not be.
Just for the camera.
So this is the New York Post.
They sip down a guy who's pro-Confederate statue and someone who's against it.
When you tear down the Confederate monuments, you actually destroy a part of the history that we need to recognize.
Hello, my name is Christopher.
I am an actor, and I'm also a Confederate.
You have no testosterone, sir.
I've been called like a racist just because I feel that Confederate monuments should not be torn down.
I think that Confederate monuments are honoring people that fought against our country and fought for ideals such as slavery that I don't agree with.
Fought against our country's being used.
Weren't they in the country at the death?
I hear you have different views about Confederate monuments.
What do you think about them?
I think you're cute.
I think that tearing them down is a bit too far.
What do you think?
Just pause here.
You know what really pissed me off?
When they tore down Johnny Rebel, that was a statue.
Johnny Rebel just represents the average Confederate soldier who was forced, conscripted to fight in the Civil War, where we lost 620,000 men, which is the same as 5 million today.
It's an American Holocaust.
And they tore down that statue.
Johnny Rebel wasn't fighting for slavery.
Remember that Lincoln said, if I could maintain the Union without freeing one slave, I would.
That quote alone is proof that it was not about slavery.
At the very least, don't oversimplify it.
That's another Johnny Rebel statue.
It's the one they yanked it down and the way it fell, his legs got all bent and twisted.
Do you remember that?
And it was just like, I'm looking at this poor farmer's kid who was killed at the age of 17 by shrapnel and everyone's going, ha ha, racist.
Yeah, that one.
That just broke my heart.
I'm a Canadian, so maybe I should just shut up.
But.
No, it's.
It just seems so wrong.
Forget what you think about that civil war.
This is a guy who was forced to go fight.
Go find the video of that, dude.
Uh-oh, we're running out of time.
Nick is.
No, no, it's.
We have enough time, I think.
You think?
Yeah.
I assume he's on the line.
He is on the line.
You wouldn't lie about that, right?
I never said he was, though.
So I'm, and nor will I, nor am I saying anything now.
We are.
We are, like, when you tune into this show, you're basically seeing the news live.
So when you see someone in the news, we call them up and they come on the show.
It's like, it's like, it's almost like you sprinkled magic potion on the New York Post and everyone came to life.
Remember the video we were talking about?
Look, it's right here now.
Boom.
Look at this.
This is horrible.
Like, that guy doesn't represent slavery dumbasses.
Look at that.
Kill the southerner.
Ha ha ha.
Kill him.
Kill the poor 17-year-old farmer's kid who was forced to go to war and died from an infection in his knee.
And then they kicked the statue.
Yeah.
They kick the, whatever it's made out of.
Copper, steel, bronze.
Look at that.
They take turns kicking him.
And look at his twisted legs.
That's probably exactly what he looked like when he died.
And they couldn't deal with the bodies.
There was too many bodies.
So the bodies would just rot in fields.
So that's exactly how that man died.
No Trump, no KKK.
Yeah, this is like evil.
It is really evil.
It's really fucking twisted.
Really dark.
Wow.
But yeah, go back to the Confederate statue debate.
Because by the way, Charlottesville was a trap.
I'm convinced.
Now, here's some conspiracy theory.
Charlottesville was a trap.
Now we got the documents proof of.
Me on the document.
I think doing an Alex Jones is a hack impression, but I suck at it even within the hack world.
I think Charlottesville was a false flag.
Does that mean it didn't happen?
False flag operation?
I think Charlottesville was set up to discredit conservatives.
It was almost like a squirrel trap where the left, I think Jason Kessler is a spy.
Yeah, I'm really going all out here.
And I think they wanted to trap everyone.
They made it all about Confederate statues, which, as we can see from the lift guy, is a reasonable argument.
Get them all in there, pull the cord, drop the gate, and then it's like Nazis, Nazis, swastikas, Jews will not replace us, evil thing.
When Heather Heyer died, I guarantee you, a lot of lefties went, yes.
We nailed it.
We got to death.
Kessler could be a useful idiot, too.
You don't know if it's the mastermind or just a pawn.
I think a lot of, not a lot of people.
These are difficult things to quantify, but let's say out of 10 right-wingers who went, well, I guess, yeah, out of 10 right-wingers who went down to Charlottesville, I would say there was one who thought, who believed the initial pitch, and I remember the initial pitch from Jason Kessler, that it was about Confederate statues.
It was not.
It was a trap.
And I think the left is furious, especially the SPLC, that I disavowed it.
Because I think, here's my ego speaking.
I think a big part of it was shutting me down.
Charlottesville, a huge part of the impetus of that rally, and probably why Jason Kessler called me on an almost daily basis was because he wanted me to go down there so their trap could subsume my entire career.
Yeah, that wouldn't have needed, like, no Heather Hire thing would have needed to happen if you just went.
And that would discredit the entire thing.
I said, I don't want to go.
I don't know you people.
I don't know what's going on.
I had a screaming match with Jason on the beach, and I said, look, I fought Nazi skinheads in the 80s.
That was my thing.
You're young man.
You go do your thing.
I got nothing to do with your thing.
I never asked people to come to my things when I was your age.
Go do your thing.
Why do you keep nagging me?
Now I know.
Ah.
Ah.
I believe people should be in government and things like that outside where they can be taken out of the middle.
They're dead to me.
Because I think they were built for us.
Wait, go back.
We can't hear any of that.
And I think monuments.
I hear we have different views about Confederate monuments.
What do you think about them?
I think that tearing them down is a bit too far.
What do you think?
Well, I think that they should just be removed from where they are.
don't believe that they should be in, you know, government buildings and things like that outside where they can be taken out of context because I think they were built for a specific reason.
And I think so maybe in a history museum or something like that where...
Pause.
Sort of...
I put it in a museum, I write the plaque, I define the context.
So now I can tell you how evil Robert E. Lee was, even though I believe Robert E. Lee was against slavery.
But the question that arises here is, should there be Hitler statues in Germany?
That doesn't feel right to me.
But it's one of those things where they go, well, can a woman have an abortion if she was raped by her father?
They always take this totally extreme example and use it to define the whole debate.
I'd love these changing colors.
I think it's fun.
That is pretty fun.
I think it's a lot of fun.
All right.
Go ahead, beta male.
You know, a thing that says exactly who they're honoring.
Cut the back of your head.
I don't think that they should just be outside.
Founding fathers like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, they own slaves, right?
So we have monuments of them.
So do you feel that we should take all this stuff down just because they own slaves as well?
No, I don't, because I don't think that the reason why these monuments were built is because to support the fact that they had slaves and things like that.
These monuments specifically were built because of these founding fathers, like just Pune.
For example, Washington.
The same with the Confederate monuments.
They were built to say these were soldiers in a war where hundreds of thousands of men died.
Anyway, that's not where I had it queued up.
Do you have the queue up?
In the notes, Ryan, it says 143.
No, don't go showing everyone your personal emails.
Did I do that?
Fuck.
Yes.
143.
I don't know if it was your personal emails, but it wasn't meant to be seen.
Well, I'll have to.
Yeah, just jump to 143.
It will repeat itself.
Yeah, yeah, and I understand that, but I don't think that we should destroy them necessarily.
I think that they should be moved to a proper place.
How much is that going to cost on our budget?
Do you think that we should use our money in our government to move statutes just because it hurts some people's feelings?
Well, it doesn't just hurt people's feelings.
People are being murdered because of this.
People are going to protest.
And for example, in Charlottesville, when they were protesting the statue there, a guy, for example, a white supremacist or a KKK member, whatever you want to call him, took his car and ran it through a group of people and murdered someone and hurt other people physically.
It's not just emotionally.
That was one crazy person.
That was one crazy person out of like thousands, out of like millions, right?
I don't feel that people who support Confederate monuments are bigots and I don't feel that they're racist.
I think racism and bigotry, I think that you're stereotyping it, you know, by saying either hired died because someone wanted to preserve a Confederate statue.
That's a stretch.
Yeah.
All right.
I think we're out of time, dude.
They can both agree on brand spanking new shoes.
You know, I don't know if his story is riveting enough to really include today.
I think maybe this is tomorrow type thing.
I'd like to have him on now, actually.
We teased it at the beginning.
We talked about his special.
We talked about him changing the pictures.
He's a very close friend of the show.
He's available whenever we need him.
I think it's time to show the viewers at home the kind of influence we have.
Well, it doesn't necessarily.
So call him up.
Let's give him a jingle.
But it doesn't feel right.
Why don't you just call him right now?
Yeah, I could.
Seriously.
Call him.
Let's hear the ringing, and then we'll get to hear him say, hello?
That'll be cool.
Here we go.
Calling our buddy Nick.
Doon deem boom.
Boom, beam, boom.
Pressing the button.
No, I'm serious.
Here we go.
Nick.
Nick.
Do you hear the booping?
Nick.
That's not him making the boop sound.
I know.
I'm practicing.
Okay.
Oh, I see.
Nick.
Hey, Nick.
Nick, is that you?
Hey, Nick.
I like to start my shows.
My entry is.
Nick.
Wait a minute.
That sound.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah.
That bro.
Right.
That was our dreams being dashed.
Yeah.
It's sort of like in Space Invaders when you die, it sounds like you ate a grenade in a garbage can.
Like it just sort of goes.
Yeah.
And you just feel bad about yourself as a person.
Do you?
Shouldn't.
Maybe he didn't hear.
Let's try again.
It was probably a technical thing.
Technical.
Let's call our bro ham.
Nick DiPalo.
Hit it.
Oops.
Talking to Nick.
Nick dip.
Nick dip.
Did you see, have you watched the Cobra Kai yet?
You know, he's not like some millennial tech guy, you know, so maybe he doesn't know that he has to turn it on.
You have his number, though.
Why don't you call him?
Why not?
He has my number.
I asked Keith and he said I sent him your number.
He didn't want to give me his.
Hmm.
Well, to be fair, he probably wouldn't give him yours either.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, you're a man of stature of some sorts, and.
All right.
Dude, it's all right.
I mean.
Anyway, the show's busy.
Looks like the show's out of time.
Right.
Be brave.
No, wait.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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