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Ep 207 | Chadwick Moore | Get Off My Lawn
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Ladies and germs, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
I have a very special guest today.
His name is Chadwick Moore.
He's a conservative pundit, author, journalist, man about town, dashingly handsome southerner.
Chadwick, welcome to the show.
Thanks for having me, Gavin.
Great to be here.
I never noticed that you've got quite a chin.
I got a little, yeah, I got a little bit of a little bit of cleft going.
You know what I would do if I were you?
Just have the mustache.
Or is that too gay?
It's a little gay.
I did it before.
I was thinking about doing it again.
Yeah, because I don't have a bad chin.
Yeah, us chinless people, we have to have the fur here to hide things.
If you got it, flaunt it.
You know, I think you're right.
Maybe I'll give it a shot.
It's been a while since I just had the mustache.
Yeah, maybe I should do it.
You're really bringing out the gay in me, too.
Well, that happens a lot when I'm around here.
Like, you've got this great scar.
Can you just face the camera there?
Yeah.
Wonderful scar there.
It really accents the cheekbone.
Yeah.
If you're going to have a face scar, I think this is the scar you want.
I know a guy that got a machete in the face, and he's one of Tommy Robinson's security guys, and he just has a line that goes right across the eye like that.
And it's just like he has to tell women to please leave him alone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like he's in the Beatles.
He's like, ladies, ladies, I need a break.
I know it's a very sexy scar.
Please just let me sleep.
I need five hours alone.
I saw that in Tel Aviv.
There was graffiti in it.
It was translated for me.
It said in Hebrew, tender, my dick is broken.
I want love.
And my dick is broken, apparently in Hebrew, means like I've had an up to here kind of thing.
Okay.
Saying.
But he was aware of the double entendre and was saying, I'm sick of sex.
Yeah.
Because Tel Aviv is just orgy town.
Like everyone is screwing there.
That's what I hear.
Yeah.
And it's like a huge gay town.
All the gays are there.
Yes.
Massive orgies.
Yeah.
Wall to wall.
But the thing, you know what I was thinking about recently is speaking of gay, like I'm gay for men.
I've just, I'm so in love with men these days.
Yeah.
And I look at their creations.
I look at, you know, planes in the sky.
And you see one of these big ocean liners.
And there's no reverence there.
It's nothing but animosity towards men.
And you just think, while they're enduring all this Homer Simpson caricature, they just sit there and they just take it, take it, take it.
There's no documentary about how Homer hurt my feelings.
They just washes off the duck's back and they just keep making amazing stuff.
I'm with you.
All my friends, until I moved to New York, all my friends were straight guys.
And then you come here and you just get into like the gay, you know, everyone, all your friends are gay.
And then, of course, now that I came out as a Trump supporter, all my friends are straight guys again.
And I'm like, and you're like, I missed this.
Yeah, like, I remember why this is always how it was.
Like, I love, yeah, I just, I'm with you.
I'm so in love with men.
There's just no BS.
And I've been up to my, my d ⁇ is broken with this particular demographic that's been terrorizing me for a while now.
And it's women over 40, upper middle class, liberal boomers.
And they're not just fastidious housewives who want to wreck your time at the local cafe.
They're prosecutors putting men in cages.
And they're ruining the world.
Because they've been lied to, and they're middle-aged and lonely.
And grumpy.
Like I was saying on another show, women have this incredible skill that's like, I'm an octopus, and I can make sure you don't fall, and you're fed, and then this is handled, and we've signed these forms.
And men aren't good at that.
We can do dishes, but it has to be 7,000 dishes.
I can't just do four plates and then go and do something else.
I got to get into the zone.
And these women, the au pairs take away the kid tending, and then the nannies take away the cooking and cleaning.
And these octopus arms are still there.
So like, I know, I'll become a prosecutor and put guys in jail because I think they're racist and ruin that life and get this person fired and terrorize this family.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think the worst of that whole incident with the Proud Boys at the Met Club was, you know, that journalist.
Oh, yes.
Fits this description perfectly.
So journalist.
She's a member of Antifa, who was obviously a state.
I mean, I think the whole thing was a setup and she was right there to film it.
But she fits this description perfectly.
Well, isn't it amazing, too?
Because there was her, Antifa, and then there was Shady Horse or whatever he's called.
Yeah.
Also Antifa.
Radical, radical lefties.
And then you have CBS News and NBC and MSNBC talking about, and two of the journalists that were there were blah, blah, blah.
And you're like, you're getting all your information from Antifa.
Yeah.
Yeah, they were proudly on Twitter helping Antifa dox everyone who was there.
It was like, these aren't journalists with a straight face are going to say that?
Journalists are supposed to report on things and say that's a thing happened over there.
But even like I noticed Business Insider had a tweet and it said, finally, Gavin McInnis booted from Facebook and all that.
And I thought, finally?
A slightly biased word.
And then I clicked on him.
He's the editor of the entire Business Insider news site.
Wow.
And he's sitting there saying, finally.
So I've just only learned this in the past few months that Antifa is as mainstream as it gets.
And a lot of these prosecutors in court, I've always thought of lawyers as to kill a mockingbird, you know?
Like, we got to go by this precedent and I'm going to follow the law.
I'm going to defend this Nazi and this person.
And, you know, Jeffrey Dahmer got a trial, you know?
But now I'm realizing, no, they're just as bad as the Blue Hairs.
They're all rampant narcissists who are obsessed with mythical Nazis.
Yeah.
And we were talking earlier about this.
Breitbart said, If racism was such a normal thing and you were accused of it, you'd go, yeah.
Just like lots of people.
Yeah.
But everyone freaks out when they get that accusation.
Exactly, yeah.
And it's, it's, yeah, if any of these groups or any of these people who were saying, who were the press accuses of being white nationalists, of course, if they were, they would be proud of it.
They would say, I'm a white, you know, I would, they would, why would they hide it?
The fact that they run away and do everything they can to show you how they aren't, these things are accused of.
It's Solinsky rules for radicals, and it's let's just have them spin out saying they're not racist in a circle while we can go to tend to other stuff.
But it is frustrating because I got plenty of controversial views.
I think 95% of women would be happier at home.
I think Islam has a real problem melding into Western society.
I appear to have a pretty sexist view of one particular type of woman.
Let's hash that out.
I'll give you your salacious headlines.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all there.
But the Nazi stuff isn't there.
But you get it too.
Weren't you getting death threats recently?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the worst is on, you know, like I'll be on, okay, I got to tell you this.
So on, you know, these dating apps, Grindr, and things like that, which I'm only really on because it can be so entertaining.
I actually have nice conversations with people, and I have pro-Trump profiles.
I'm not lying to you, this morning before I went out to vote, I had someone message me on Grindr, because I'm pro-Trump, and it said, can I cuss on this show?
Yes.
We'll bleep it out.
It said, it said, what was the exact word?
Something like, I want to f ⁇ your hole as soon as you come back from voting.
Is that good or bad?
I thought it was good.
I said, lol.
Are you insulting me or are you flirting?
And I sent it to a friend and I was like, gays need to be more like this.
I don't care if he's a lefty or what.
That's the attitude.
But so I had, Grinder is one of those apps.
It's location-based.
So, you know, I've had people on there with death threads.
Someone, you know, 1,500 feet away or something.
Like, if I ever see you on the street, I'm going to stab you.
And that one was sad because he was actually cute.
Normally, you know, normally they're like the...
It tracks you, too.
Yeah, so it shows...
So Grinder will say Chadwick was at this cafe for three hours.
No, it'll just say how many feet away you are.
But you have to engage it.
Yeah, yeah.
So if you send a message, it'll locate you.
Yeah, right.
So that was...
So it's other, I mean, even though it's still impossible, that helps you.
Well, I've even heard people say it can hurt you.
Because I have mine saved.
And I'm getting a gun permit now.
And I'm like, how much should I show with these?
Because they're scared it might make you trigger happy.
Because it got you death.
Like, that's one of the guys.
You might be one.
Yeah.
Do you have a fat one you get?
Because that's a pretty good one.
Yeah, I hear.
Well, I want to try fatwa sex, but remember that?
No, it's not.
Oh, my God.
It's the best thing ever.
Curb Your Enthusiasm got really bad reviews this last season.
And I'm learning now that bad reviews mean good.
Yeah.
Like that Tom Clancy thing with the guy from the office is Jack super guy military dude.
You know those thriller novels that get made into series?
Yeah, yeah.
Dads love reading them.
So that was getting terrible reviews.
And I was reading Between the Lines in Vanity Fair and I realized she just doesn't like it because it's patriotic and pro-American and it's super awesome.
And why is this frumpy boomerangry woman liberal, Balls, B-A-W-L?
Why is this frumpy ball writing about an action movie?
It's none of your beeswax.
Yeah, exactly.
Just don't review it.
That's not you.
But they've managed to ruin so many different things with such a plum, like Luke Cage.
Do you know that?
So I can't, there's no action, it's hard to find a good action movie with someone who looks like me because we're evil, right?
And even Jason Bourne, I was watching that one, and the CIA killed his dad, and they have to bring him back into the CIA.
Who's going to do it?
A hacker.
Oh, okay, I guess that makes sort of sense.
Who's the hacker?
One of Austria's top supermodels.
And she's like, Jason, we need you back in the CIA.
I'm like, he doesn't identify with her.
He's a hired killer.
Don't bring supermodels into my movies.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I love those, I love forensic files and all those shows.
And I've noticed lately they always have lady scientists talking.
And I'm wondering, are there that many, is forensic science or whatever dominated by women?
I kind of doubt it is.
I doubt it very much.
There's always a pretty woman lady scientist.
They have a motto for that.
It's called See It to Be It.
See It To Be It.
See It To Be It.
And it's just not true.
Like Luke Cage, okay, so I can't look at a white guy beating up people.
Fine.
Let's do a black guy.
I'll pretend I'm black when I watch it.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
So I'm identifying with Luke Cage.
Cool.
He's cleaning up Harlem and he's impervious to bullets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then there's this tough, grizzled detective woman, and she loses her arm in a fight.
And I thought, well, that's kind of cool.
You got a CGI, a green arm for the rest of the whole series.
And I'm like six episodes in going, is it possible I found something that women haven't ruined?
And then she goes to her MMA training, and her and her trainer are so super sweaty.
Now, anyone who's been to a boxing gym in MMA, it's some of the ugliest people available to humanity.
And even the handsome ones have had their faces bashing.
But again, breathtakingly gorgeous Asian woman, and they're both doing all these awesome moves, and you're like, oh, whatever, it's a good way to stay in shape.
I'll just ignore that.
Then they go to a bar and they each have a whiskey neat, which no woman ever does.
If my wife sips my bourbon, she goes, Jesus, what do you, that's gasoline.
But they sit there, too, Jim Beam on the neat, and they're sipping, and they get into a fight with like six giant Russian dudes.
And I was just like, and that series is done.
One of them goes to fight these six guys, roundhouse kicks, bees, bees, bees, flipping them, bees, bees, bees.
And while the black woman is doing that, the Asian woman isn't even looking.
She's just like, like someone was taking out the trash.
And then the black girl comes and sits down and she starts sipping.
And then the Asian girl goes and beats up the rest of them.
And you're like, that's never happened ever, ever in the world.
No.
How long before there's a woman, James Bond, do you think?
Oh, that's coming.
It's coming.
Yeah, that's coming.
It's coming.
James Bond is not a woman.
Yeah.
He's a womanizer.
Yeah.
The character's been set in stone.
Remember when Megan Kelly got in big trouble for saying Santa's White?
Yeah, I do remember, yeah.
It's just clown world where everything is the opposite.
And I want to make something clear too when I'm crapping on women.
I love women when they're themselves.
Yeah.
You know, doing the octopus thing.
What we've done is brainwashed women and made them into crappy men.
And these crappy men, they vote totally based on emotions.
They wanted to vote for Hillary just because of her genitalia.
They put men in jail because they get the case wrong and they think he's some horrible Nazi, like these proud boys with black wives and black kids facing felony riot because they've been brainwashed by some trope.
So it's not women, it's broken women.
And it's not like after they are destroying people's lives and doing all these things, they feel better about themselves.
Yeah, it's not like they're still miserable.
And then they have to keep going.
It's their drug, and they devote their lives to ruining men.
I don't know why they're so mad.
Probably because feminism ruined them and they mistakenly blame men.
I mean, I try to explain these women too.
Like when you're an old spinster, like a lot of these bloggers at Huffington Post, they've forgotten children and they just write terrible articles where they spell people's names wrong.
And you look at their author page and you say, wait a minute, you write like one of these every two or three weeks.
You probably get paid $100.
Right, yeah.
So you make $300 a month?
What?
I don't believe you.
I think either the daddy's paying, some patriarch somewhere is paying.
I'm really blathering a lot.
The divorce settlement is paying.
Yeah, the divorce settlement.
They get empowered by that.
You know what I noticed once I was at a Gateway Pundit party and James O'Keefe was there.
And a lot of these guys, these conservative guys, they have to get donations.
And this is a case of conservative women being annoying.
These women, they have millions of dollars from their divorce.
And all these conservative guys kiss their ass because they want money for their program.
And these women are drunk with power.
And they're sexually assaulting people.
Yeah, these Republican women, like 60 years old, in stilettos.
And she went by and she's like, ooh, I like this.
And she puts her hands around my waist.
And I'm like, lady, I don't do donations.
I didn't say that, but I was thinking that.
I'm like, where do you get this arrogance?
You know, and we're talking about how much we love men.
I grew up sort of brainwashed by this too.
Like, men are evil, men are jerks, and they sit behind the paper and say, shut up and all that.
And you somehow conveniently forget that your dad was a great guy.
And then when I started having kids, I see these dads just fawning over their daughters and carrying their ice skates for figure skating and all this and picking them up and playing with them in the park and hugging them.
And I'm like, wait, I thought men hate daughters.
They regret having girls.
They just want boys.
They're all sexes.
And then you realize, I've been brainwashed into hating men.
Exactly.
Yeah, even in the, there was this thing, which still is on, you know, Mike and those stupid psyches, with the misogyny of gay men or something like that.
And how gay men are so awful to women and sexually ass women.
And I'm like, have you ever been to a gay bar?
Women sexually molest gay men every chance they get.
They just think you're this little toy and they can grab your kick and your butt.
And, you know, you're like, oh, you're so cute.
You're my best friend.
It's like, yeah, no, gay men don't do that to women.
Yeah, gay men don't need women.
Yeah, yeah.
We're beholden to women on straits.
So we have to put up with this crap.
But gay guys are just like, what are you even doing in our bar?
Exactly.
Get out of here.
Breathing all the gay man's air.
Well, it's funny, too, with this accusation of racism, and they think you hate black people.
And you sort of go through your exchanges with black people, and you're like, black people are some of the least annoying human beings I've ever come across.
Like, walk outside, there's a black guy on his way to work right now with like drywall paste on his knees.
He's not meddling in other people's lives.
And it's funny because they call me a racist.
I don't think a black person's ever recognized me on the street.
But women seething and snarling and there he is.
Because they're constantly meddling.
And it's because we took their babies away.
And they're like a broken robot.
Yeah.
I was sitting the other day, you know, I went, the town I grew up in was a blue-collar town, probably half white and half black.
Where I went to high school, my high school was largely black.
And everyone just hung out and got along and dated the races.
South Carolina was a little bit of a race.
I'm from Tennessee originally, and I went to high school in a small town in Illinois.
And it was like the white kids and the black kids, everyone just got along.
And everyone dated each other.
And I didn't know racism existed until I moved to New York.
And I was told that racism, that we're all have to talk about it.
Yeah.
I was like, where I grew up, everyone just hung out.
Everyone got along.
And you moved to big liberal cities where the true racists are and the true segregation.
And white people live here, black people live here.
And yeah, it's unreal.
The richer they are, the more they commit white flight out to the suburbs.
And then the more dogmatic they are about race.
The less blacks in a neighborhood, the more the locals cherish them.
And they're like, hi, come on in.
Oh, can you, we sit by the window?
Look who I'm having tea with.
Yeah, yeah.
Black friend.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's a saying that says the South likes blacks in practice, but not in theory.
And then in the North, they like them in theory, but not in practice.
Right, yeah, yeah.
And you don't, like you see a lot in commercials.
You see a lot of blacks and whites partying and watching the Super Bowl together, but you don't really see that in New York.
There's Puerto Ricans, there's blacks, there's Upper West Side, there's the West Village.
Everyone has their own little area, a bunch of Israels.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's not a lot of crossover.
Yeah, and New York's actually better than Chicago or San Francisco or Los Angeles.
You know, like at least in New York, by and large, people don't really care.
You know, even if you're, you can be like a white guy walking around a black neighborhood in New York.
Probably nobody's going to say anything to you.
But go to San Francisco or Los Angeles and you're going to get people yelling you on the street.
You know, and it's like, no, I was going to tell you, so I live in Julia Salazar's district.
Okay.
She's the Democratic socialist running unchallenged for New York State Senate.
She's like worse than Cortez.
Really?
Yeah, the New York Times called her the left post-truth candidate.
So I was looking at the election map of how she won, and it was the district is Williamsburg, Green Point, Bushwick, and Cypress Hills.
So Cypress Hills is the poor working class, not poor, working class, Latino and black part, and the rest is rich-white hipsters.
So she won all the rich-white hipsters and not Cypress Hills.
So I tweeted about it today, and I just said, you're actually telling that the Democratic Socialists didn't win the black part of the district.
And she responds, Cypress Hills is actually largely Latino.
I said, yeah, they didn't want you either.
So thanks for pointing that out.
Yeah, they're just so incompetent, right?
You remember Arquesio-Cortez being interviewed and she realized that she was getting red wave and blue wave wrong.
And you realize you don't know anything about the economy.
They just like the notion of socialism.
And they think, well, it's working great in Northern Europe, so why don't we have it?
And you walk around New York and you go, this is the perfect example of why socialism sucks.
We've got to murder a day.
We've got bums who, especially since de Blasio, they set up a little area now with like a nightstand and this box.
I saw one of the boxes that said, we'll be back in five minutes.
And I'm like, what?
You have appointments here?
What are you doing here?
Don't steal my stuff.
And then you look at the education in New York, and it's all public education, and they resist charter schools with a passion.
And this is education.
I've talked to teachers.
This is education in New York City.
Front row, there's two people who are interested in learning, and that's it.
Out of the other people in that row, maybe like six, they're just drawing or doing something.
The next two rows are just talking like we're talking now, that loud, like you're in a bar, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Not even looking at the teacher.
So only two people are looking at the teacher.
And then the back, it's boys, and they've all moved their desks, and they're practicing fight moves.
Yeah.
And like play fighting and talking about kung fu and stuff, and I put your nose bullet into your brain, that kind of 12-year-old talk.
No learning going on.
No.
And the takeaway from that is, oh, we got to get more public schools, more funding, more socialism in the schools.
It's literally ruining kids' lives, especially black kids.
Yeah.
Charter schools thrive in Harlem.
Why does the left hate school choice so much?
I mean, that's the most obscene.
It's specifically to help the black students, the poor black students.
Well, they just rail against it.
Speaking of boomer-angry women liberals.
Here's something pretty sexist.
Women have this brain that has evolved to see the positive in everything.
And I think it's from mothering.
So a kid shows me a crappy drawing of a horse, and I go, that looks like a weird dog.
That sucks.
But a mom is always going, oh, I like that.
That's fun.
It's like a fat horse.
And she's staying positive, you know?
So they're easily swayed.
They have a trait, Jordan Peterson calls agreeableness.
They have an agreeable trait that men don't seem to have as much.
And I think that makes them easier to manipulate.
So these unions, school unions, say Marxism is good, America sucks, worker, worker, worker.
You're the best, by the way.
You rule and you can't be fired.
And they get this sort of puffy arrogance.
And now they're just like, America sucks.
Men are evil.
This country was stolen from the Indians.
It was built by slaves.
And the unions have brainwashed them into brainwashing our kids.
Yeah.
And now our kids hate America.
I know.
I don't remember it being even that bad when I was in school.
Even in college, it wasn't that bad.
Yeah, I think it started in the early 90s.
I think political correctness.
It existed in the 80s, but it was very esoteric.
It was some weird feminist at an anarchist book club or something.
Now it's democratic socialism.
I read the other day that for the first time ever, the average Democrat sees socialism as preferable to the free market.
I saw that too.
What?
Something like 40% of millennials think there should be speech laws?
That the First Amendment should be curtailed against hate speech?
40%.
That's huge, because these are supposed to be the rebels.
Like Rebel Without a Cause, the movie is about teens getting up to mischief.
And if the teens are like, we need more rules, I need to curfew.
And I shouldn't be allowed to say that.
It's all linked together, though, the anti-male stuff and the Marxism and all this sort of ethnomasochism.
I saw this weird tweet the other day.
It was Mark Ruffalo.
And he had a big, I don't know, like a tissue or some sort of rag in his hand.
And he was going like this.
And he said, this is me waving goodbye to the patriarchy.
We will call Marx was against the whole feminist movement, but Ingalls, Frederick Ingalls, was, I think he's sort of considered the godfather of the sort of contemporary communist feminist movement.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it was Ingalls.
It wasn't Marx.
And Marx, I think Ingalls waited until after Marx died to publish his big feminist book.
Huh.
Yeah.
Well, they are a very effective tool because busybodies, they just keep picking away at you.
Like, Mark Riffo's the Hulk.
He's supposed to, and you see, Chris Evans, too, Captain America, is even worse than him with his politics.
But what does that mean the patriarchy has to go?
I guess he means that the House and the Senate should be majority female, and then we'll also get a female president, and then America will be run by women.
And then how does that affect your household?
Like, what is he talking about?
Yeah.
It's just a thing you say.
Bye, patriarchy.
You're like, what happens to dads?
Do they go?
Because you're doing a great job of smashing the patriarchy.
Now, you smashed it in the black community with welfare.
Well, there you go.
Way to go.
Exactly.
Good work, buddy.
I mean, black men have to be the next.
I think there's going to be so many black men voting Trump 2020.
Yeah.
I mean, they're natural conservatives.
They really are.
The gay marriage things, that's when they started going, what is this now?
What that we're doing here?
Yeah.
And then I thank Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk.
They really got it out there that welfare is bad for you.
Yeah.
It shatters the black family, and now you don't have a dad.
The left's narrative worked up until then, and the left's narrative was: Republicans don't want blacks to have food stamps and welfare because they want them to starve to death.
And we were kept screaming, no, we want them to stay with their family and have jobs and have lives and have futures.
And I don't know, maybe that myth is finally getting shattered.
There was 400 black conservatives in the White House chanting USA at the top of the lung.
Well, they're the ones that suffer from illegal aliens, especially in south central Los Angeles, all over California, where they're losing all their jobs.
And there's race wars.
Like in high schools that are half Hispanic and half black in California, they have major rumbles in the parking lot.
May Day, a lot of blacks just don't go to school that day because if you wear an American flag on May Day, it's off.
Wow.
It's just all so unnatural.
You know?
And I was just talking about this this morning.
I'm sorry I'm not letting you get a word in Edgewise, but I just had a Red Bull.
It's just frustrating that they get away with this because the ones that get hurt the most are the blacks and Hispanics.
And same with women, too, with feminism.
Like you have, I was talking earlier about those spinsters who said they're writing those HuffPo columns.
They don't get married and they just become like a spooty call for some guy.
And when you don't push men to get married and never say put a ring on it, they're like, all right, I'll just play video games.
I'll be a teenager for the rest of my life, get sex whenever I want, use you.
You end up in New York when you're like 45, you're an 80-year-old.
That's it for women.
So they just use you, use you until you're 45, and then dump you out the back of the truck.
And you're like, my philosophy that you say is so oppressive, in my universe, you are married, you got kids, you're in a beautiful home, you got health care, you're safe, you're covered, you're secure.
In your world, you're just a whore.
A useless whore that writes articles that no one really reads with any kind of Purian interest.
You know?
And you look at some of their columns too, and it'll be like, Chadwick Moore is a racist or something, and you go, oh, she must be really into racism and equality.
And then the next eight are about Beyoncé.
And you think, you just jumped from your entertainment thing to name call, but it's not your heart.
It's not what you're into.
You're into gossiping.
I know.
I hear you.
I sat with Milo for an entire lunch recently, and we're like, what do women do that they're better than men at?
And don't include being a housewife.
And an hour and a half later, I was like, real estate, like showing a house?
And we were both sort of going, I think that might be, you may have found one.
You may have come across one.
But isn't that just an extension of the housewife?
Well, yeah, the house is a woman's, that's her name.
Her nest.
That's her nest.
Look, we're just redoing this bedroom, and it's this five-bedroom, and it's this heating, and this on this.
The floor's just been redone here.
Yeah, yeah.
Real estate.
Real estate.
Kindergarten teacher.
Kindergarten teacher.
Well, yeah, I think that might be another one, too.
But again, that's just an extension of the mom.
She's looking at drawings and saying, that's really good.
And we are very different.
I mean, even as a dad, we'll be playing some game.
And half of me is going, this is getting really tedious.
Like, my five-year-old has a game called The Floor is Lava.
And you spin a thing, and then you have to jump on, like, a rock.
And if it's yellow, you jump on a yellow rock, and it's just felt.
And so I'm spinning the thing, and then jumping on the rocks, and after like two full games of The Floor is Lava, I'm like, can I go read something, please?
But a woman, a mom, I don't know.
They're just different.
She could play the floor is lava all day.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
I see that with my mom and my niece.
My niece wants to play with me like five minutes.
I love her to death.
I'm like, I got to go do something else.
Five minutes feels long.
Yeah.
But the women, they can, just all afternoon, inside, outside, what are we playing now?
I don't know.
It's amazing.
Well, the feminists say we're wrong.
We're lying.
And it's tedious.
And they talk about changing diapers.
I changed a billion diapers.
Kids only poo once a day.
So you're not constantly.
You change a diaper once, one kid once a day.
And it's real fast now.
It's just wet wipes, you ball it up, throw it in the garbage, boom, we're done.
It takes 40 seconds.
And these women talk about how tedious being a housewife is and how their brain rots and they have to get out in the workforce.
And then you look at what they do in the workforce, and it's always the most tedious, ridiculous, housewife-type jobs where you're keeping appointments for your boss and you have a meeting at three, but he's not your husband.
He's a stranger.
So you got out of the kitchen, into the cubicle, and you're doing housewifey chores.
That's much more tedious because there's no love in it.
Who the hell wouldn't want to be a housewife?
I look at these women and I'm like, do you know what you could have?
You know, I would love it.
Especially when they get, if they're if they're even close to middle class.
Yeah.
Because the jobs get done easy or you have a nanny come in once in a while.
There's a lot of sitting on your ass.
There's a lot of sitting on your ass.
There's a lot of brunch.
Yeah.
There's a lot of ass.
There's a lot of drinking wine.
There's a lot of wine, a lot of going to the gym.
I mean, going to the gym takes a good hour and a half.
And then by the time it's three o'clock, they've had their brunch, gone to the gym, got their hair and their nails did.
And now they pick up the kids who adore them.
What a great day.
Who would not want that day?
Plan a party for next month?
You know, like, who wouldn't want this?
I don't understand it, really.
And especially, they must see their miserable sisters.
Yeah.
They must see their miserable aunts.
Yeah.
I think a lot of it, actually, with young people not wanting to get married is we're sort of the first generation to experience divorce.
Yeah.
And I think Gen X, are you Gen X?
I'm an old millennial.
An old millennial.
I was born in the 80s.
Gen X, and I would say some old millennials, have this PTSD from divorce.
And they don't want to risk it because they saw what it does to the kids.
It's really tragic what we've done, what the baby boomers have done, what these communists have done.
There's just so much meddling.
you know what I mean?
Like our scenario, our Trump world, our political sphere, really involves the only time of conflict you see is fighting for someone's liberty to leave them alone.
And I think the Antifa thing is a great example because we've never been to an Antifa thing.
Mark Bray does book readings.
How many Trump red hats are out there going, no, Antifa here?
You Nazis, we won't tolerate you.
Held back with police barriers.
We don't even know where they are.
We're just like, go nuts, read your stupid book, losers.
That's the most mind-blowing thing of all of it.
And something like at your talk at the Met Club, and for anyone who was there, you're like, you've got grannies, you've got high school students, you've got everyone just coming to see a talk, and these people show up to say, you can't listen to that guy.
Yeah.
All white, by the way.
All white.
Oh, yeah.
Inside your talk, I ran into three interracial gay couples.
I know.
No joke.
And my friend who I was with remarked, like, wow, look at how diverse this crowd is.
I said, yeah, it just looks like New York City.
And then you look outside of the Antipas, all white.
Yes.
All upper middle class.
Well, I think, I would argue, because I've done a talk there a few times, it's one of the most multicultural things I've been to in New York.
Like, it's one of the most least segregated areas there.
And everyone's laughing and having a good time.
And then you come inside and you just see so much bitter rage.
And I know I said I'd stop talking about this, but I keep coming back to it.
I'm glad you brought up that you think there's something fishy about the violence because it was just so determined.
Like I had Fabiana Baldo here yesterday from Latinas for Trump.
And she said, they followed me down to the subway, and then they followed me on my train.
Like this isn't, this is like someone who needs results.
It sounds to me like someone said, look, don't stop until you either get, you know, punched in the face or I want some real conflict, I want some footage, find out where they live.
Like, don't, this wasn't like the others.
At NYU, they pepper sprayed me and then got lost.
Yeah.
No, this was, no, I fully believe it was a setup.
Everything reeked of that.
And it was from Sandy that that journalist was right with us.
She knew it was going to happen.
She was there to film it.
The Antifas, who snuck around the corner to throw the bottle, they knew they'd get their asses beat.
They know that the Prowboys punch back.
They don't punch first, but they punch back.
They knew the optics would be, they knew what the optics would be, you know?
Yeah.
And they were running to these guys as they were leaving, like they were headed to the subway.
These guys came around the block.
That's not someone who wants to just fight you because they think you're a jerk.
That's someone who needs to check a box off.
Exactly.
And I was walking with the guys and everyone was, the conversation, everyone was in a good mood.
Everyone was going to a bar, you know, like 80 blocks downtown, like very far away from any of the stress.
And they were, and, you know, who's taking the subway?
Who's taking a cab?
And then suddenly, poomp, the bottle, and the guy takes that, and then the fight broke out.
And then I don't know if you noticed this, but Cuomo and De Blasio tweeted virtually the same thing word for word within five minutes of each other about we have to prosecute these hate groups.
I mean, it's just, it's all there.
But they don't care.
They don't care how obvious it is, you know?
Why should they care?
That's a great point.
And Nancy Pelosi said she's going to tone down the rhetoric after we win.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so did Hillary.
Oh, really?
Yeah, stability can return once if we regain the house.
So you concede then that you're violent and you're lying and what you say is rhetoric.
Yes, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Just so we're on the same page.
Yeah.
I saw Styx Hexenhammer, that YouTuber who wears a leather jacket like that.
Yeah, yeah.
He said, I think Nancy had a senile moment and accidentally the truth fell out of her mouth.
Yeah.
Like, we're all lying.
We don't actually think you're Nazis.
Yeah.
Because they don't think that.
Of course not.
They'd be petrified.
Of course not.
They wouldn't go to your house and arrest you if they thought you really were the leader of a violent gang.
They don't go to MS-13's house.
Have you seen American History X?
They're scary dudes.
They're scary dudes.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I always say that too when they go to the rallies and these girls will have like pink baseball bats and a pink shield and stuff.
And I'm like, ladies, getting a baseball bat to the head is potentially fatal, definitely brain damage.
Like you're altering someone's life forever.
You're looking at like 16 years for aggravated assault.
So you're playing with the big boys here.
Yeah.
Like bikers have baseball bats.
Bikers have knives.
You guys are up there with the big kids and you're going to get stabbed.
Like that guy at that Mike Cernovich thing who punched that dude and he had a cardiac heart attack and then he attacked the cops.
Dude, you're looking to go away for a long time.
You're going to get killed in prison.
Like this isn't a game.
It's remarkably frustrating.
Before we go, we're almost out of time.
You mentioned false flags.
Oh, we got to get to the election too.
Damn you.
I don't trust this caravan.
It does not look organic to me.
These people are too happy?
Where'd they get the 18 wheelers?
Where are they getting all these vans?
Why are they dancing like someone's paying for them to go on a vacation?
Yeah.
They all look pretty healthy and all the women look a little fat that I've seen pictures of.
These are not refugees.
Yeah, the New York Times or maybe the New Yorker had some headline that one of the migrants is saying, like, we're doing this out of, you know, we're hungry.
We need food.
So I did the math.
You burn about 200,000 calories from walking the distance they have or like, you know, 670 cheeseburgers or something.
Yeah.
There's a, yeah, the optics.
I mean, anyone knows this is obviously not organic.
Why could it be?
Well, they also say you're portraying these people as evil.
Look at them.
And they'll show like a little girl and your stuff.
And you're like, why is it, that's what I'm screaming.
Why is this just a bunch of happy little kids waving Honduran flags and eating and then getting in a big car to go somewhere?
Now, if they're doing this, so there's a violent war at the border, that's real sinister.
Yeah.
I think, yeah, if they're doing this because they want the soldiers to open fire.
Yeah, when they get their nice shot of a four-year-old boy face down like we had in Syria, and the Hillary left goes, it's unfortunate we lost that kid, but it's collateral damage.
It's a great shot.
Yeah.
And it's going to get us the house for sure.
Has the caravan arrived in Mexico yet?
It's in Mexico.
I'm not sure.
Last I heard it was in Mexico.
It was in Mexico City last I heard.
I thought they were planning it to arrive before today.
Maybe they were.
Don't give them too much time.
Yeah, but they probably couldn't get together in time.
They couldn't get their kid murders.
Or maybe the funding stops after today and they all have to go back.
Yeah, maybe they did some polls and they realized it's not working.
It's making us look bad.
Let's just send them back.
Let's leave them in Mexico.
Sorry, guys.
You know who's really harsh on illegal immigrants is Mexicans.
Oh, yeah.
They'll just pick you up and whip you right over the border.
You're dead.
Oh, and the things that Mexicans say about Guatemalans coming over, which are like the Mexicans of Mexico.
Right.
That's the crazy part about all this abolish ice.
You go, so America is the only country in the world without borders?
Like, I was in Barbados watching public access on vacation, and it was all these black guys talking about how much they hate illegal aliens from Haiti and Jamaica.
And it was like, finally, I can watch something on immigration, and it won't be racist because it's a black guy's time on black guys.
Last question.
What do you think is going to happen with this election tonight?
Ooh.
Is Pelosi going to get her way?
I think it's pretty solid that we retain the Senate, maybe gain more.
The House is a total toss-up.
Nobody knows.
If she does get her way, it's not going to be a blue wave.
It'll be like a tidy bowl flush.
So maybe they gain a bit, but I don't think that's a bad thing.
I don't care.
10 years of Pelosi is going to be the best thing for Trump 2020.
Exactly.
There's so many pros for that one con, and she is a wonderful punching bag.
Exactly.
She's going to be the face of the Democratic Party.
It's all we need for 2020.
These dummies also don't realize that the GOP doesn't like him.
So it's not like the House is on board and he's got all kinds of never Trumpers in there and the swamp still needs to be drained.
So he's been fighting the House for a while and no matter what happens, he'll always be fighting the House.
I find it would be funnier if he was fighting Pelosi.
I think so too.
It would be way more entertaining.
Definitely.
I should have voted Democrat, maybe.
Have more dates, less death threats.
Yeah, exactly.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Sorry, thanks for having me, Gavin.
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