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Oct. 31, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 204 | Whitey Whacked | Get Off My Lawn
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Hey!
What happened?
It's an old radio.
Oh, so it it malfunctions sometimes.
Yeah, analog stuff, I mean, as cool as it is, it's unreliable sometimes.
Hey, we're werewolves because it's Halloween!
What do you think?
No, the folks at home.
Oh.
What do you think, folks at home?
What is a werewolf?
Um, it's um, it's a beast that, uh, according to lore, changes into a beast from a man when the moon comes out, the full moon.
You know what I heard once?
What?
Some gossip?
I heard Chris Lash, Dana Lash's husband, saw a werewolf.
No way.
And it made his hair go white.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't know if he truly believes that or if he was kidding, but that's the word on the street.
That's creepy.
We've got a lot of stuff going on today.
I'm going to see how long we can wear these masks.
I don't understand how anyone could possibly wear this for more than 10 minutes.
Yeah, this sucks.
Do you already have all that condensation around your?
Oh, yeah.
I cut a hole in my mouth.
Good idea.
And I'm actually using it to scratch my nose right now.
Question, do you have the little rubber?
There's a band.
That's supposed to go in the back of your head.
Oh.
Yeah, one of the toughest parts of Halloween is sticking to your guns and keeping your mask on.
And you really, if your mask isn't comfortable, then don't wear that.
Because there's nothing worse than you're at a party and you're talking to a guy who's like this.
Yeah, hi.
No, well, what we're doing with the kids now, they're going to be at camp for most of July.
So my wife and I are thinking about going to Aspen for mountain biking.
Like, what?
What are you now?
A guy with a werewolf that you killed and skinned and you wear it as a hat?
All the Times Square performer.
You're a Times Square performer for Halloween.
Oh, geez.
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
Dude, that's a brilliant idea for a costume.
But how do you make your face Hispanic?
I mean, you could dye your hair black.
That's about it, though.
Yeah, you can't.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
We don't even say the word blackface or brown face or discuss that in any capacity because we don't want to lose our jobs.
You know what I'd say?
You could just speak Spanish while wearing an Elmo hat that's like half off your face.
But imagine one day cultural appropriation is speaking different languages.
That's how far it'll go.
It's already there.
You can't do accents.
Accents are insulting.
Speaking of blackface, I have sort of an obsession with this guy named Gazzi Kodzo.
And he is a member of the black power movement in Florida.
And they are called Uhuru Solidarity.
And they want reparations for people of color, African Americans.
And I would say probably two-thirds of their group is white.
And they have white people, white girls, college girls sitting at these desks like this with pamphlets that say black power.
Uhuru!
That's him.
That's why we always say Uhuru.
Because it was based on his videos.
Now, I've said this before, but can you imagine if you saw two black girls sitting at a table with pamphlets that said white power, you would take them straight to the loony bin.
But the other way around, it's funny.
Anyway, Gazzi recently released a video wherein he makes the case that, what is it, white men now, millennial sort of men, talk like lesbians?
Is that what he's trying to say?
Yeah, that we all sound like Valley girls.
Well, not we all, but white men sound like Valley girls.
And you forgot you're not white there for a second?
It happens a lot.
Have you ever caught yourself saying bad things about Puerto Rican Japanese people?
Yeah, and then my grandparents, I could tell by their furrowed brows that they're not happy with.
No, I. These Puerto Rican Japanese people are coming here, taking our jobs.
They need to go back to Puerto Rico and Japan.
Yeah, just an island.
They need to spend six months in Puerto Rico and six months in Japan.
That sounds about right.
That's where they need to go.
Yeah.
All right, let's see Gazzi.
Halloween, by the way, I'm not a fan.
Happy Halloween, male socks on.
So all freaking months, all freaking month of October, I had to see racist costumes from white people.
Costumes of Trayvon Martin, costumes of Mike Brown, costumes of Sandra Bland.
Y'all think it's funny, don't you?
So this is my costume.
My name is Zachary.
I'm Zachary.
Um, what's this?
What's what's this?
What's what's this?
Well, Zachary is really angry.
So I'll explain what this is later.
But Zachary's really angry because, you know...
Okay, how long do we subject people...
I already pinned up scared.
I think we got it.
By the way, am I supposed to be offended by that?
This is like when they were talking with the Indians, the football team, and then they said, well, we're going to make you mad.
They're called the Caucasians.
And then the logo is like Richie Rich.
And you're supposed to look at that and go, oh, that stings.
And you know what?
You just taught me about how offensive I was towards you by flipping it around.
And I'm deeply ashamed of myself.
Thanks for the wake-up call.
First time I saw that shirt, I go, I'd like one of those.
That sounds cool.
I remember there was some dude on Twitter, black guy, who said that he was getting death threats for wearing it, walking down the street.
and he was also the guy who was selling them, coincidentally.
And I'm like, things that I remember I retweeted him something like, things that didn't happen for 500, Alex.
Yeah.
But I can't do that anymore because I am banned.
That's the news.
I'm the news on the news.
We got some news for you.
All right?
Gavin McKinnis.
I can't do this.
Yeah, thank you.
Can I?
Yeah, you can.
Sick.
You're free to.
Free to go.
Yeah, Gavin McKinnis banned.
I guess because I'm the leader of a hate gang that promotes violence.
So someone makes a straw man argument like that.
That becomes fact with no trial, just kangaroo court.
It's a straw man, and then you ban the straw man.
So a version of me was banned.
This is sort of like a character.
Like this is sort of like Larry the Cable guy getting banned.
But someone else invented Larry the Cable guy.
He wasn't invited to the invention of this character.
I'm not a racist.
I don't advocate hate.
I am married to a liberal vegan who voted for Hillary, much to my chagrin.
She's an American Indian.
Our children are non-white.
I'm pro-Israel.
I just happen to support Trump.
As far as violence goes, yes, I have discussed violence quite a bit.
And that is because I live in a violent climate where if I go to do a talk, I get pepper sprayed and attacked.
I have never advocated for violence in any other capacity but self-defense.
And make it very clear that I have to make it very clear that conservatives such as me, Ann Coulter, even moderates like Alan Dershowitz and Jordan B. Peterson aren't just under attack like people say rude things about us online.
We are under physical attack.
We are ambushed.
The last talk I did that was supposedly me promoting violence had bottles of urine thrown at me and the attendees.
Attendees were mobbed.
The police had to hold back a mob.
So when it's violence, it's sort of like guns.
If it's already there, what choice do you have?
And I've had people say, just take it, take the beating.
It's not like the 60s.
This isn't the Freedom Riders where they pour sugar on your head because you're eating it.
You're having blacks and whites sit together.
It's not sugar.
It's knives.
Like they are trying to kill us.
The urine is the best it gets.
And that's pretty bad urine.
Lauren Southern has been drenched in urine twice at two separate times.
She's had urine poured all over her a lot.
The one they threw at me was pretty small, actually.
In fact, I would be more worried about the bottle smashing because they threw it at me when I was at a car.
Those shards could have cut my neck open.
I don't mind a little bit of pee.
I get some on my pants every time I use the bathroom.
That's the problem with being 48.
No matter how you shake your peg, the last we drop runs down your leg.
We have a fun show for you tonight.
We got John Lott to talk about shooters in general.
There's this thing going on.
Don Lemon is, do we have Don Lemon?
Let's go to Don Lemon.
Don Lemon has found the problem with all this violence and terrorism in America, and it is me.
So we have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right.
And we have to start doing something about them.
There is no travel ban on them.
All right, that's it.
There is no ban on, you know, there's no travel ban on white males.
There is a travel ban on countries that are disproportionately likely to have terrorists on them.
And as far as political ideology and terrorism goes, there's not a correlation.
John Lott will be here to explain that 90% of them are just suicidal people that want to maximize damage.
Only about 10% have any kind of ideology.
As far as religion goes, about 11% are Muslim and a tiny fraction are Christian.
Anyway, I'm giving away the ending there.
But this whole idea that there's this new wave of Trump assassins, or sorry, Trump supporting murderers is, that's a really tough sentence to say because now it looks like Trump supporting murderers.
The whole idea that there's this massive wave of Trump supporters who are getting into murder is just not true.
That's not the pattern.
The pattern is just carnage.
Sorry, there's no, you can't get into the secret ideology behind it.
But people are using this as some sort of proof that Trump gets people killed and that Republicans are Nazis.
It's quite a leap, but it just happened yesterday, the alt-left radicals, they went to the Republican Club where I did a talk, and I assume I'm linked to this somehow.
They had yammicas of all the victims from that horrific shooting in Pittsburgh that nobody supports.
Nobody likes that.
Anti-Semitism is very esoteric.
And just think if you said it at a dinner party and we're like, hi, oh, I hate Jews.
I want them all to die.
Everyone would drop their forks and go, who is this person?
What's he doing here?
It's a crazy belief.
Anyway, young Jews hold it to the Republican Club, and they told them to come down and disavow white nationalism.
Now, they look, they're dressed very cozy and moderate, but I've been looking at this sort of social media around this, and it's Antifa.
It's Antifa focusing on trying to use this tragedy to further their political beliefs.
And that to me just seems remarkably sinister.
If there's one thing we should do this week, give it a week, is focus on the fact that America was built on Judeo-Christian values.
Come together.
Trump, pro-Trump, pro-Hillary, pro-whatever.
Go to the vigil.
Have the candles.
Just put political differences on the back burner for a week, please.
Nope, that's not what's happening.
It's all about Trump.
It's all about the right.
We're all Nazis.
And I'm becoming persecuted in this.
Again, I'm not a victim.
I'm a target.
But people in the community have decided I shouldn't live here anymore.
And I had a woman, I believe her name is Farah Kathwari.
I don't really have evidence.
I'm just told, this woman put signs on my lawn that said, Hate has no home here.
Have you got pictures of that?
Yeah, there she is on the security cams, putting it down.
Now, that's you can pretend that's just a nice gesture because hate is bad, but it's not.
It's terrorism.
It's someone trying to mentally torment you.
And of course, who does it affect?
Who feels tormented and threatened?
Not me.
In the Lower East Side, I had people trying to kill me on a daily basis.
But my wife and kids, obviously, are terrorized by that.
So I looked up that woman, by the way, because the rumors, and I don't have proof, but the rumor was it was this woman, Farrakhan.
She's a big anti-Trump activist.
She's part of like Human Rights of Westchester and, you know, hate has no home here and anti-Trump this and love and peace that.
And I thought, okay, well, if you're throwing stones, you must not have a glass house.
You must have an iron solid background of just perfection.
You must be Jesus Christ.
By the way, what's my crime?
My wife is Hillary.
My kids are apolitical, obviously.
So you have one Trump supporter and a family of five.
No, that family's got to move.
We're going to keep terrorizing them until they move.
So this woman, I looked her up, and it turns out her brother died fighting for Allah.
Her father is the CEO of Ethan Allen.
She's telling people who can live where.
And her brother died in Afghanistan fighting for jihad.
Have I got the article there?
His name is Irfan Kathwari.
And he's radicalized the United States.
He embraced jihad, a violent death fighting with the Mujahideen.
It's available all over the internet, bloomberg.com.
And this article, he's chastising the mayor for honoring the Kathwaris as wonderful immigrants who did a great job here.
I'm sure that the father and the sister, well, the daughter isn't great.
She puts signs on lawns, apparently, allegedly.
But I wouldn't use this as a perfect immigration story when one of the kids went off and died for Allah, fighting American soldiers, I assume.
That's not our ideal.
And I heard the guy dropped out of Harvard Medical School to do that.
My enemies are the upper middle class housewives.
They are the ones with their tentacles everywhere.
And that's not all.
So when I walk around my neighborhood now, because of this has all been spilled around all the little gossipy sites, I'm like, people gasp when I go into CVS to buy some band-aids.
Everyone goes, oh my God, and my wife.
My wife who doesn't look white at all.
No one has ever thought that she was white.
Many people thought she was Korean because American Indians have those epicanthic foldy things.
But no one's ever thought she was white.
And then she's what?
She's a Nazi now?
She's a racist.
What are you talking about?
I even heard someone go, no, you often have someone who's racist who's married to a black woman.
Really?
What do they do?
Just seethe at each other?
Sit there having breakfast?
You say, oh, God, you people, I wish you'd go back to where you came from.
Get a divorce, okay?
If you're a racist married to a black woman, and you're a black woman married to a racist, get a divorce.
But she's not the only one.
I get this other woman, Amy Siskin.
She's got like half a million followers on social media, and she claims she's going to have a vigil outside my house to get rid of me.
This is the same week that they're having vigils all over the suburbs, all over New York, for the horrific slaughter in Pittsburgh.
So now, when you do that at the same time, now you're linking me to the massacre.
It's all the same pile of hate and saying Gavin wants to kill people in synagogues.
What is worse than that?
That's like people marching in front of your house saying this person's a pedophile.
It's exactly as bad.
Well, no.
Yeah, I guess one's preying on children, the other's murdering people, but whatever.
We're in a layer of hell, at least.
Wayne one's a slightly different layer than the other, but we're in hell.
And so I went to her house.
My wife was hysterical.
She brought the kids.
And I stood there just to make sure nothing goes wrong.
And my wife sort of held up my baby, my five-year-old, with his teddy bear.
And she said, why are you terrorizing my children?
Can I come in and talk to you?
You've got this all wrong.
Yes, my husband supports Trump.
He also supports free speech.
I voted for Hillary.
I don't understand why you want us to be drummed out of town.
Under the guise of inclusiveness, that's the craziest part of all this.
No, we only don't want you here because we're an inclusive neighborhood.
Can you write that sentence down, please, and read it to yourself?
You don't want me here because you're all about everyone belonging here.
Gotcha.
Crystal clear.
And then I get all these other gossipers saying, oh yeah, so then she comes by, calls the police, then she tells the media, or I don't know who she told us, I have to be very careful here.
Then she tells the media that I brought four people to her house to intimidate her.
I did technically, well, I was there.
It wasn't my decision.
This was the missus.
And I was standing off the porch with my hands behind my back like this, very clearly, very coily, like, don't want any trouble.
It was a baby.
So there was four people there, yes.
Sorry, five.
Three of them were little kids, children, standing there, their little SpongeBob shirts on.
Hi, why are you terrorizing us?
The cops were called and I went into the station and said, hello, I'm here.
I understand.
I assume you're going to be looking for me soon.
And I did have a pipe dream that she'd invite us in and we could sit down and be rational adults.
When I said that to the cops, they laughed in my face.
And I guess I am kind of naive.
But I just see my problem, my naivete is I just see speech as really unthreatening.
And then I get all these gossipy housewives going, oh, she's a lesbian and she ruined her ex's life and turned the kids against her and she was cheating on him with a woman and blah, blah, blah.
And I get sucked into all this drama and I think, first of all, I don't believe you.
That sounds false.
And secondly, I just want to be anonymous.
I don't like fame.
Fame is tedious.
It's not fun constantly being noticed.
You know?
Celebrities lead sh ⁇ lives, by the way.
Jennifer Aniston is basically in a beautiful prison with armed guards at the front, and it's a beautiful home.
I've been there.
I used to be friends with her husband, Justin Thoreau.
But the idea that they, I said to Justin once when I was there, he doesn't like me anymore, by the way, can we just go grab a beer?
And he goes, Are you crazy?
No.
And that's the, I can't grab a beer anymore.
So that's fun.
All right, so we have two, oh yeah, so show the article.
Yeah, I think that article, Prowboy's founder, Gavin McInnes and Trump critics Amy Siskin come face to face.
I think this article kind of might change at least the general perception in my community where they realize that this is a talk show host that is hated because he likes Trump.
This is not an evil person who wants to start a fucking secret hate army.
I mean, come on, when you hear these rumors, don't they sound weird to you?
Even, and I would go farther than this.
Yes, there was an anti-Semite who shot up a synagogue.
He's a mental patient who was suicidal.
This whole idea that there's all these people with all this hate, it's the entire DNC's platform.
Hate has no home here.
I have been, my job since I was in my early 20s was to find weirdos, black power guys, white power guys, people on the edge.
That was what Vice was about, finding all these freaks.
Hey, this woman eats couches.
You know, finding exciting, weird, crazy people.
And I've come across like three.
To think that your race is best and every other race has to go, or your religion is best and every other religion has to go.
That's remarkably rare.
Yeah, but you said Islam has to go.
No, I never said that.
I said, can we at least be aware that there's a disproportionate number of people who are okay with terrorism within the Muslim community?
That doesn't mean I'm better than you.
That means we should be aware of this.
One in four young men, Muslim men in America, between the ages of 18 and 25, think suicide bombing is sometimes often justified.
That's just a fact.
That's not spreading hate.
Anyway, Whitey Bulger was whacked.
I probably had it coming.
I don't care.
Didn't he murder dozens of people really sadistically?
Sorry.
I got X amount of room of, I have X amount of care in here.
My kids take up 99.9% of it.
I could not care less that Amy is gone.
Whitey's gone.
Whoops.
Let's jump into some of these interviews.
So the first one is going to be very serious, folks.
And that's John Lott talking about mass shooters in general and what patterns we can glean.
And unfortunately, the only one is suicidal.
And the second one is Owen Benjamin to talk about big tech censorship and how we feel about free speech and how crazy the left has become.
Halloween.
They know it's Halloween.
John, are you there?
I am.
Good to talk to you again.
It's been a little while.
Yeah, we always talk after a massacre or something horrible.
You know, I've been noticing, and I shouldn't be surprised, because with Parkland and all the teen shootings, they say this is about guns.
And you think, can you just take a timeout from your agenda while people mourn and not try to earn political points?
And with this, the massacre in Pittsburgh, I've noticed people saying, you see, this is about Trump and white nationalism.
And we have a real Nazi problem in this country.
And I'm thinking, just stop with the Trump just for a second and let these people mourn.
But no, I got to hitch my wagon to this attention and get my way with this Trump agenda.
Right.
Well, they usually have it two ways.
One is, well, first of all, it's usually the liberal Democrats who come out and advocate gun control within like an hour of any of these attacks.
And if anybody points out that the problem may be we've had yet another mass public shooting in a gun-free zone, then they bring up what you're saying about, you know, the politics, can't you wait?
But, you know, there's no kind of symmetry there in terms of how they go and treat these things.
But, you know, I don't know.
I mean, I've just, I've never seen such political bias as I have about the gun issue and about Trump, obviously, as I have over the last couple of years and particularly over the last few months.
With Trump, it seems like the media goes out of its way to misinterpret in whatever way possible things that he said in order to make it appear racist or, you know, bigoted or something in some way.
Well, Don Lemmy.
I can only say, thank God we have somebody like Trump who, after this shooting, made the comment that wouldn't it have been nice if somebody there had a concealed handgun in order to go and stop this attack.
You know, I can't tell you how frustrated and sad I get after these attacks.
It really knocks the wind out of me.
I've been dealing with these things for 20 years, and it just seemed incredibly obvious to me.
Read the diaries, read the statements, videos, or other things that these killers leave behind.
You mentioned Parkland.
These guys are not stupid.
They're trying to go and pick targets where victims are vulnerable, so they're going to be able to go and kill as many people as possible.
Their goal is to kill as many people as possible.
The way you can discourage them from doing these attacks is to have it so you can get somebody there quickly with a gun in order to stop them.
I mean, five minutes is too long for these types of events.
And to be clear, Trump never said, I want every teacher to have a gun.
He said if they have a concealed carry and they're able to have their gun on their own time and they're trained and all that, then a school should be included in one of the many places that these people are able to carry their own guns that they have on their person all the time.
Right.
Well, I mean, Trump was willing to go and spend some federal dollars on doing the training and stuff like that.
But, you know, look, a lot of gun control advocates have a problem with police carrying guns.
Pittsburgh, just last week, the Pittsburgh School District voted 8 to 1 against letting police carry guns on school property.
They have their own police division.
I mean, who can be against that?
I personally think police have an almost impossible job stopping these types of shootings.
I mean, I think police are extremely important, but when you come to these types of mass public shootings, you're talking about somebody in uniform.
If the killers have huge strategic advantages, they choose the time and the place of the attack, and they know if they kill the person in uniform first, then they'll have free reign to go and kill other people that are there.
So that the officer is the first person they kill.
The advantage of concealed care is you take away that strategic advantage, and the killers don't know who it is that they're supposed to go and try to take out first.
And that discourages them from doing it.
Plus, it makes the job of, if you're going to have police, it makes their job safer because the killers know then that if they go and shoot the officer, they reveal their position, and they have to worry that somebody behind them or to the side is going to be able to go and take out their gun and then shoot them.
And so it makes them reticent to step forward and start the attack.
You know, you wrote an article recently talking about profiling these people because the new narrative with this last shooting is we have to get rid of not just Nazis, but basically they seem to be implying that every Trump supporter is a ticking time bomb, all these racist white males.
But that is imbuing all of this philosophy and political ideology to these people who tend not really to have any substance.
These shooters are not, you know, you look at Michelle Malkin's canon and you'll see millions of articles and words that she's written since high school.
These guys don't have, they don't have a litany of ideology.
They're just nuts.
Right.
Well, I mean, when you look at the mass public shooters, what you find are people who want to commit suicide.
They're relatively smart, but they want to commit suicide, but they want to commit suicide in a way that's going to get them attention.
I mean, you look at something like the Sandy Hook killer.
He had done what the police referred to as a doctoral dissertation.
He looked at mass public shootings over 40 years around the world, gathered incredibly detailed information about it.
He knew, you know, just about everything you could ask about.
But one of the things he collected was the amount of media coverage.
And he graphed out the relationship between the number of people killed in these attacks and the amount of media coverage.
And not surprisingly, he discovered that the more people that you kill, the more media coverage that you're going to get.
And his goal, according to one news story from a police leak, was that his goal was to kill more people than the Norway killer had killed, who had killed 67 just with the gun, ignoring the bombing deaths, and wounded 110 other people because he wanted to get more media attention worldwide than the Norway killer had gotten.
So my own guess is one of the reasons why he went after an elementary school.
I mean, I have no proof on this last point, but my guess is one of the reasons why he went after the elementary school was because he probably thought it would help get him more media attention to go and have little children being killed.
So if we're looking for an ideology that is common throughout all these mass killings, you're not going to find that it's left or right or Nazis or liberals.
You're going to find that it's a suicidal person who's strategic and wants maximum death.
Right.
Yeah, I mean, we just went through this.
We have something on our website at crimeresearch.org where we looked at all the mass public shooters.
We looked at all the vehicle mass killings.
We've looked at bombing deaths over the last 20 years in the United States.
And what you find is that about 70% of these individuals have no real defined religious views or political views.
That's crucial, right?
We're talking about 3% of these killers are either conservatives or Republicans.
About 3% are liberals or Democrats.
And you have a couple percent which are classified as right-wing, and maybe 1% is classified as left-wing.
But I'm just taking the media descriptions on these things, and I have trouble with that.
I mean, for example, if you dislike Jews, then the media will automatically classify you as right-wing.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I was an academic for most of my adult life, and I know lots of left-wing professors who hated Israel.
Go do a talk at a liberal school as an Israeli and see how anti-Semitic the left can get.
They call Jesuits a Nazi.
Right.
I've had, when I've taught, I've had students come up to me, Jewish students come up to me after a class and say, wow, you know, I've been here for four years and I've never heard a professor refer to the terrorists in Israel as terrorists.
The professors always call them freedom fighters or something like that.
And I said, well, I don't know what else to call them.
But, you know, it's just the fact that I would use a term like that, because I'd be talking, you know, giving them an economics example of mass public shootings or something in Israel.
But, you know, so the notion that just you can go and classify somebody as right-wing because they dislike Jews is just simply nutty.
But that's what you see happen a lot.
I mean, the ADL does that.
Well, Don Lemon was just on saying it's beyond Trump and right-wingers.
The real issue here is white men.
We have to put a travel ban on white men because they're doing all this violence and shooting.
Okay.
Well, I mean, white males do disproportionately make up the share of these killers.
Let's get rid of them.
But, you know, who knows?
Just go and say that they're radicalized, though, is just completely wrong.
As I say, you have people who are committing suicide, and they're just trying to commit suicide in a way that people will know that they were here.
You know, one interesting thing is the largest group, religious-wise, by far, are Muslims.
About 11% of these mass killings over the last 20 years are by Muslims.
Not Christians.
And that's in the United States.
Worldwide, it's much, much higher.
I mean, you look at something like vehicle attacks, and you'll get like 80%, 83%, something like that, of vehicle attacks around the world are by Muslims.
You look at bombings, it's about 80%.
You look at mass public shootings.
You look at the 25 worst mass public shootings in the world since 1970.
And 23 of the 25 were done by Muslims.
So, and I'm not even including guerrilla fights.
So like the worst school shooting of all time was the Bessen school shooting in Russia, where you had, I think it was like 375 school children killed and 700 wounded.
That was in 2004.
But I mean, that was Cheshnin rebels, Muslims who did the killing there.
So I usually don't include those types of numbers because you can get a lot of those.
What percentage in America are the shooters Christian?
That's very small.
You're talking about just a few percent.
Wow.
Fascinating.
So they're all atheists, I guess.
Well, or they just don't.
I mean, let's put it this way.
These are cases, again, where the media will mention what their religious views are.
And so I don't know.
I mean, it could be.
All I can tell you is that it wasn't important enough to the story.
Because we go through, we've read hundreds of news stories on each of these cases when they occur.
And if it was in any way, even if it's not, they'll mention the religious views.
But if it was in any way at all related to the attack, then they would mention the person's religious views.
Or they'd mention their political views.
Once again, John, you've become too interesting and we've gone way over time.
You're going to have to be a lot less fascinating the next time we're on the show so we can keep it under 10.
Well, you bring out the best of me.
What can I say?
Thanks so much for coming on the show.
It's always very enlightening having you on.
I appreciate you being there.
It's just, you know, talking on shows like yours is kind of my mental therapy because otherwise I just be screaming at the TV all the time.
So I appreciate it.
Thanks a lot, John.
Take care.
Hello, guys.
Hello?
Come on, man.
All right.
It's not funny anymore.
Come on out.
Let's lighten the mood a bit here with the cutest Halloween costume ever.
You see this little kid?
Did the mom make this?
Or the dad?
If a parent made this, they deserve the Nobel Peace Prize in costumes.
Here's another question I have.
Why am I seeing this?
This is like from two days ago.
You went trick-or-treating two days ago?
I'm so brainwashed by all these false flags like the caravan that I think everything is a hoax now.
Is this from last Halloween?
I guess, you know, sometimes schools will have a whole week full of Halloween-y stuff.
The Today Show and Good Morning America both did 80s-themed things.
Do we care about that?
This is, no, go to it because it just shows how unimaginative celebrities and mainstream news is.
Look at this.
Not only did they both do 80s, but they both did the same 80s.
They both did The Love Boat.
And then they had Chrissy, go down, they had Chrissy from Three's Company doing this guessing thing that's sort of like charades, but you have the picture behind you and you have to guess.
And, you know, famous people and celebrities and talk show pundits like me are some of the stupidest people in the country.
Look how bad they are at this game.
Keep going down until you find it.
No, that's not it.
That's it, yeah.
Happy?
Opposites.
Bread days.
Bread days?
So they're doing the Wonder Years?
Opposite Bread Days.
That is terrible.
If it's the Wonder Years, you go, narrated show, falls in love, back at...
The A-Team.
It's a good one.
Oh, this one, listen.
That's it.
That's what I wanted to show you.
The A-team comes on and he yells, there's a van.
It's a van.
There's a van on the show.
Who the hell would get the A-team out of that?
She's like, I can't see, though.
It's not fair.
You don't have to see to think, Lee.
The van is probably the least notable thing about the show, the A-Team.
B.A. Barakis is big, the face, the cigar, I love it when a plan comes together.
There's so much about the A-team that doesn't even get close to that.
They redid it recently.
I forget who the black guy was, but they redid the A-team, and there was no van in the entire show.
In the entire movie.
It's an awesome movie, by the way.
You know what they do in it?
They drive a truck tank out of a plane.
It's plummeting towards the ground because it has 10 parachutes on it, but it's not enough.
So to change the impact of hitting the ground, they start shooting the ground.
And so they start shooting the ground, and then I think they hit the water not too hard because they already shot the water a bunch of times.
Physics is out the window.
I love that.
That's like Looney Tunes stuff.
Yeah, yeah, it is.
It's Looney Tunes action.
All right, it's something I forgot to get to before John Lott.
I thought this was very interesting.
I can't defend myself anymore.
So Twitter's free to say whatever they want.
Oops, they're going to make that Ezekiel.
But I saw this.
This was really interesting.
It said, scoop.
Facebook has finally banned far-right extremist group Proud Boys as well as founder Gavin McKinnon.
So look at that.
It says scoop, right?
He's super excited.
And then he has the word finally, finally.
So this guy, Rob Price, is out to get me, I guess.
And he's really glad that we're finally, I'm finally banned, right?
So you go, wow, this guy's really prejudiced.
He's really showing how he feels about the article.
I wonder who he is.
And then you click on his whatever bio.
He's the editor of the news source.
News editor at Business Insider.
Could you be showing your bias anymore?
Remember, there was an article recently that said that journalists should get off Twitter because they're revealing their bias.
And wow, they sure are.
Finally.
And here's another thing about him.
Look At him, no, go click on his picture.
He's about, he's a child, he's an infant.
Why are children running the news?
I like mountains.
Are you old enough to drink, sir?
Do you get tipsy when you have a beer?
Is it legal for you to have a beer?
Well, it's legal for him to make up stuff and to clearly show his bias.
All right, should we talk to Owen Wilson now?
Owen Wilson.
Owen Wilson.
Wow, Owen Wilson?
Do your Owen Wilson Benjamin.
Do your Owen Benjamin.
Wait, do your Owen Wilson.
Wow.
Okay, that's okay.
And now do your Owen Benjamin.
So pretty much like these soy boys are like, you know, there's no competition.
Just gotta crush them and get out there and like play piano pretty good.
Well done.
It was better before, but let's just talk to him.
Happy turn.
So we shout.
You ready, Ryan?
Owen, are you there, sir?
I'm here, Gav.
How are you, brother?
I'm terrible.
I'm kicked off of all social media because I'm a Nazi.
I know.
I was in the same article as you.
I took that hard when you got kicked off Instagram because we were developing a really good Instagram comment friendship.
Yeah, we were.
Well, that was my only place I could say things.
Like you were saying, a lot of Jews support Trump and our right wing.
And I said, talk to Ron Coleman and Ezra Levant.
That's the only place I can say that.
Then that Will Summer conservative gadfly writes an article saying, the alt-right is using Instagram to recruit.
Boom.
Gone.
Yeah, no, it's weird.
They use their own writing as their own proof of their nonsense argument.
Right, yes.
Like they're like, according to this source that I made up in my crazy brain.
Well, sometimes they'll say he's a self-avowed racist, and you're reading that about yourself, and you go, what?
This clearly must have been a joke or something.
And you click the link, and it's an article saying that you're not, I'm not racist, and about using racial epithets and saying that these are just horrible words, but they have to find a person.
So you're like, wait a minute, your link says the opposite of what you're saying.
Well, you got to have standards to have double standards.
You know, like Hillary Clinton just did a joke about black dudes looking the same.
And I honestly laugh.
Like, if it wasn't her, I would have been like, that's funny.
But knowing her and her policies, it's like legit racist.
Yeah, all super predators look the same to her.
I know.
And then the crowd laughs and applauds because they have this false sense of moral superiority where they're like, but we're stopping all of it.
So that's why we can murder.
And they're just crazy.
At this point, I used to think that they were going to figure stuff out and we'd meet in the middle and high five.
And there's just none of that.
At this point, I'm just trying to not retreat another inch and just keep crushing.
Yeah, that's what I was just talking to Alex Jones about is the capitulation apology.
Even if you want to do that, you can.
It doesn't work.
It's giving blood to the ramp.
It's like admitting to a cop that you committed a crime.
Like they're going to be like, oh, thanks for being so honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, no, you're.
Because it's also, it's like admitting to a cop a crime you didn't commit who just wants the cower.
Like that's the vibe.
Yes, that's exactly what it is.
Because we're not committing any, like we're, like, dudes like us relieve stress.
Like, the reason that there was that shooter was there are these echo chambers created because normal, like, right-wing dudes that are family guys that relieve stress and aren't hateful and that normal people get along with, like me and you, they kick us off everything and they just throw up Richard Spencer and be like, this is the right wing.
Look at him.
He wants to be a cam model.
You know?
You know, I'm kind of of two minds about it.
Like, on the one hand, ethically, I think it's really wrong to censor people and to deny them the free speech.
But on the other hand, I go, I'm 48.
They're just apps.
I don't use them to make money.
I get a paycheck from my boss either way.
It's true for you, man.
That's great.
Well, for me, I'm 38, so they're bread and butter to me.
No, that'll make money on them.
But like, it's just the principle of it.
And I know that that slippery slope thing I used to think was a fallacy until gay marriage immediately became trans kids in a week.
So now I really do think there's slippery slope things happening.
Like we can't give up the platform.
Because look what happened to like Gab.
I don't know how you feel about it.
I don't know anything about Gab.
I saw that someone was critical of Gab.
It wasn't you, though.
Someone was.
But they still took their platform.
Like PayPal was like, next rung of the Ponzi scheme.
You know, it just doesn't, it's not real free market.
Like, I'm fine with censorship, but like at least allow competition.
You can't have free market with a monopoly.
That's called socialism, and it always ends in starvation and genocide.
Well, I'll tell you what.
There is definitely a time coming where conservatives, not Nazis, but outspoken conservatives, or no, let me rephrase that.
Outspoken non-liberals like you.
I don't even see you as conservative.
Well, conservatives allow for liberals.
It's like we're the offensive line that gets no credit.
We might make more money than the soyboy quarterback, but like we're like just holding rights.
Like we need to hold these rights.
And they're just back there with the quarterback with the ball.
It's crazy how no one hits anyone anymore.
And you're like, I could just let the monsters go.
And you can't have your lattes and think about your genders because monsters will take everything from you.
Like we have a special thing in America with land rights and property rights, you know, like assumed contracts.
That's not normal.
And now these terms and conditions are acting like Sierra Leone.
It's like, well, this is the contract for when you build your platform, but now we changed it because we just changed it.
And you're like, that's how you make no money.
Like, trust is everything in business.
Correct.
So it's social media, PayPal, Visa.
They're shutting down ways you make money.
Now you have conservatives can't go to restaurants.
And ICE, for example, can't use Delta Airlines if they're taking back an illegal immigrant.
I know Kale Hartman is this comedian I know who was falsely accused of Sexual assault.
He can't, if he's at a comedy club in Denver, Colorado, he'll get a tap on the shoulder and he'll be asked to leave.
So it's just a matter of time before we're asked to leave planes, we're already asked to leave restaurants, we already booted off social media.
Like, we'll be asked to leave CVS when we go to buy deodorant soon.
But we're so much better than them that I don't think they get the innovation that's about to start popping.
It's like, oh no, blue-haired lesbian, don't make me invent a plane.
It's like what happened with the Jews where they're like, oh, you guys can't have land.
They're like, here comes the finance world.
You know, it's like, we're not going to die.
We're just going to innovate and crush.
Well, one of the things that running your stupid restaurant, we'll support the ones that do.
And by the way, we are the silent majority in the country and we work harder.
We're not marching in the streets as much as the left because we have families because we didn't abort our offspring.
But if it really gets down to it, like we're more armed, we have more money.
We're more disciplined.
You know, we're just better to hang with and have beers with.
No one's like, I can't wait to have beers with that leftist.
That's going to be fun.
I wish I could grab some beers with Brian Stettler, the turgid tattletale.
Or Jim Acosta.
I wish I could grab a beer with Jim Acosta.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to step on your bit.
I literally just lost the audio, and I saw that you were still talking.
Please finish your thought.
No, I was saying, I was using other examples like Jim Acosta.
No one has ever said, let's me and Jim sit down.
Can you imagine?
No, it's like, yeah, I really want to be around a judgy hypocrite.
Yeah, Jim Acosta should know better, too, because isn't his family from Cuba?
It's very rare you meet a Cuban who's not pro-free market and pro-right wing.
Like never.
The Cubans are the best.
And then you have Jim Acosta, whose parents probably clamored out of the evil grips of socialism just so he could feel good about himself or being like, guns are bad.
Just so he could whine.
So he could wear a Shea Guevara shirt.
I wanted to mention, I have these friends who are working on various websites, and they want to raise money for people who are victims of law affair.
Not Nazis at all, just normal libertarian types.
And what they're doing with their servers is they're setting them up in different countries.
So the domain is registered in like Chile and the actual servers are in like the Cayman Islands and stuff.
And I thought, isn't this insane that in America where the free speech is part of the Constitution, Americans have to register in some stupid country like Samoa in order to not get censored?
We're like, are there blue-haired lesbians eating soy there?
No?
Okay, set up the server.
Because it's always white women, like every time.
I think even the Atlantic, like something that wasn't even right-leaning came out with a study that every single demographic hates political correctness except for white upper-class women.
Yeah.
They're the bane of my existence.
They're terrorizing my home.
They're putting signs on my lawn.
They're going to have a vigil in front of my home.
My poor liberal wife is hysterical.
And I go, she goes, what are we going to do?
And I go, you don't have a choice.
You have to fight.
If you capitulate, you give blood to the vampire.
And I realize, here's my theory on it.
Women have evolved to have this octopus skill where there can be six kids at once.
And this one needs a bottle.
Whoop, you almost fell.
And this one's over here.
And, oh, I'm getting this down.
And, oh, I'm helping you draw.
And the octopus is just always moving.
We don't have that trait.
I can help a kid draw and don't ask me to do anything else at the same time.
And then when we're done with an hour, we'll go to something else.
Okay, they're like, six people are fed for the last six straight hours.
We're like, we can't do that, but here's a jet engine.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You sit here with the octopus.
I'll be outside with a shotgun making sure you're all safe.
And that's why it works.
And that's originally why I think I started getting more right-wing and more political is because I couldn't do my normal thing, which is men and women being different.
I'm a really talented comic at that one topic.
And then they're like, men and women aren't different.
And I'm like, sounds like I have to take down the idea of leftism and then I'll just go back to work like I just was.
Because it's like men and women complement each other.
And of course, there's going to be women that act more like men and men that act more like women, but it's a beautiful combination that is being, you know, now being female empowered is, you know, aborting your offspring and then working for another woman's man in a cubicle and then you go home alone.
That's powerful.
It's a lie.
I saw a kid at the airport who pooed his pants.
I was in the stall next to him and his dad was going, God, what the hell's the matter with you?
He's cleaning him off and then he went back to the gate and then the mom was hugging him and holding him.
And I thought, they're both right.
Gang.
Get together, literally.
Don't poo your pants.
You're too old to do that.
But sh happens.
Sometimes you poo your pants and you could do with a hug.
You just got in trouble.
You need that balance.
But what's happening with these women today, these upper middle class white housewives who are literally tormenting my home like this week?
They're not even housewives.
Nobody even loves them.
Well, what happens?
A lot of them are just barren like Chelsea handler types that are just mean.
The au pair does all the loving, and then the nanny does the cooking and the cleaning and everything.
So this octopus has had all these things that it normally takes care of removed.
So now the octopus just goes through the neighborhood meddling with your life and the arms are going into your house and all your stuff because we have these sort of broken octopi just crawling around the neighborhood, meddling online and meddling and getting people fired with lies.
It's like men with problem solving.
It's like, give me problems that I can solve.
Give me a purpose or I'm going to discover opioids.
And I did a video once called Get God, Get a Baby, and Shut Your Mouth because I was talking about how the way women act is great when you're dealing with a two-year-old, just like what you're talking about, but it's terrible with a nation.
So you have these women without children that want to treat grown men like babies, like safe space, everyone's the same.
Get a timeout from Facebook.
You deal with a nation that way, you're going to have a bunch of Muslim gang rapes happening in Sweden where it's like, everybody's the same.
No, that works on two-year-olds.
After five, We start realizing that Gary's a little faster than Tommy.
Yeah, you should get citizenship if you're born here.
Yeah, that sounds good, but people take advantage of it.
Yeah, I like Trump's move because it sounds, I would prefer if you just had citizenship if you're born here, but he's reacting logically to insanity.
So I get it.
They're like, oh, yeah, borders are nothing.
Sanctuary City, you know, no wall.
He's like, all right, then they're not citizens.
And they're like, that sounds crazy.
It's like, dude, I'm responding to your craziness where you don't respect national boundaries.
It's like the entire country or half the country have become a bunch of drunk chicks.
And you go, I just want, I want everyone to love each other.
I want to be friends.
That guy's a Nazi.
I hate him.
And you go, look, just sit down, please.
You're going to fall.
Yeah.
But like they, and they're in control of the media.
And that's the problem.
That's why Jews get a bad rap.
It's a logic fallacy.
It's like all Dalmatians are dogs, but not all dogs are Dalmatians.
Like you have all these awesome Jews that are never on the media.
And then you have this tiny group of these like maniacal psychos that truly are trying to divide our country.
And then you just think that, like, it's as if you think that like all Italians are from that show, that mob show, Sopranos, where it's like, oh, that's Italians.
It's like, no, that's those Italians.
And so I get people's frustration because it appears sometimes when you just see the heads of all these media companies and the anchors and they're all like, you know, men against, men having words in their mouth.
I don't know, just every, Don Lemon just said, not these Jewish, but just said that, you know, the enemy to the people is white males.
And so that's why it's important for dudes like us to kind of explain this to people that are on the verge of potentially actually hating Jews and being like, it's an illusion done by the media to make us all hate each other.
Gavin and his wife love each other and she's, you know, she's featherish.
That's like my wife's Mexican, a Jewish grandmother.
It's like America really is based on principles and secure borders.
Well, this country was built on avoiding things like racial identity politics and judging people by their background.
And America, the whole idea of America is, come here, you work hard, you're in.
The end.
Exactly.
And it's un-American to say this group is a certain way and that group is a certain way.
And it's sending back the clock.
It's like they want a monarchy all over again.
Well, they do.
Well, they want more power.
I saw some video about how the ruling class type, like the Hillary Clinton type, will look at Saudi Arabia and be like, oh, that looks awesome.
I can't believe we have to vote in this hellhole.
You know, like they just want that extreme power that America doesn't offer you because we're a meritocracy.
Yeah.
It reminded me of Columbia.
I think it was Bill Crystal or someone.
No, it was the guy who said that the earth is flat, meaning we're all one.
What the hell is Thomas Friedman?
And I think he had an op-ed in the New York Times years ago where he said, I wish we could be China just for one year and we could enact all of these policies and then we'll go back to free democracy with free speech and all that.
But if I could only just please be a dictatorship for just a year, I could get so much done.
I know, but see, I almost feel like so many people are so just void of principles now.
It's almost like that girl that has this awesome boyfriend who works hard and loves her and is always on time.
Then she's like, what's it like getting AIDS and punched?
You know, and then it seems like they never really finish with the nice one.
They always end up with the AIDS and the punching.
Like it almost seems like they just can never really get along with that meritocracy.
I just think they're raised bad.
Like they weren't raised with like eye contact or just like context, the concept of right and wrong.
Like I've realized I was Christian just because everything went insane that I was like, wait a minute.
So you guys don't think, you don't believe in right and wrong?
And so then that got me back on the path of like religion because it oddly jolted me out of the lazy river of agnosticism because it's kind of a pussy move to be like, I don't know.
Give me money.
Yeah.
Prove it to me, God.
Come down here and take me for a ride on a flying cow.
No, I don't believe you.
No, I'm busy.
Prove it, God.
Well, you have your existence.
You have the face of your children, music.
Mar, Sam Harris is mad.
Yeah, you know, if we did give them that kind of power, that god-like power, because that's what they want to do.
They want to play God, it would be, we've seen it before with communism, it would be millions of deaths.
And we just saw this with PETA.
They said, we want to ban kill shelters.
Killing dogs is wrong.
Send them to us.
And then we discover that PETA is killing them all because they don't know what to do with them.
And they've just become the Walmart of kill shelters because they liked the concept of saving all the doggies, but they couldn't carry it out.
Whoops.
They have no plan.
It's the worst of both worlds.
Like, they're not even bad-intentioned, good idiots.
They're just awful.
It's like, okay, I want to feel like I just cured something, but I don't want to do anything.
And then when put to the test, I'm going to do exactly what I was against and then blame Trump.
Like, that's literally what they do.
And you're like, okay, you didn't suffer at all for your principles.
You just benefited from it.
It's like, I'm here to end prejudice.
It's like, well, I prejudge Pitbulls versus Chihuahuas.
They're like, that's bad.
It's just like, they're insane.
So I'm just done with it.
I think we're in a good spot, though.
Kavanaugh's a good, I'm glad that he got in.
Yeah, well, it's going to get crazier and crazier until the election.
We're going to win in a landslide, and then they're just going to have to take a break.
They have no guns.
They gave them to someone they thought was Hitler.
Yeah, that's so true.
Going, we're out of time.
We went way over because you're so charming.
Can I plug something?
Absolutely not.
I'd just like to plug my peehole.
No, hugepianist.com.
That's my website because I'm tall and play piano.
I have a new special out called Persona Non Grata, self-produced, so it doesn't have the sprinkles of soy of Netflix where everyone has to say being a man is bad.
And then I'm on tour in December, same website, Phoenix, Denver, all over the place.
It's a blast.
Come out.
Good times.
And hopefully I'll stay on Instagram.
But after seeing what happened to you, I think those filter days might be up for me as well.
You know, you can download your pics, right?
I did not know that.
It's a huge pain in the ass.
It took me about three hours, but I knew this was coming, so I did it about a month ago, and I saved a ton of pics of my kids and stuff.
It's a long process.
You got to click on a bunch of crap, but you can do that.
And the new special you have, how do we get to it?
Oh, hugepianist.com.
I sell it straight through Vimeo.
I produce it myself.
The last four specials I've done myself, Reluctant Warlord, Feed the Bear, and How Dare Me?
And people seem to dig them.
There's a free one if you don't want to buy one if you're on YouTube.
It's just called Live at the Kelsey Theater.
I just wanted to get one out if anyone just wants to watch one.
All right, cool.
Well, I like you more than a friend, and thanks for coming on the show.
Oh, yeah.
And if you ever need me to do any events to raise money for any of these platforms, I'm always in if I'm in New York.
Okay, cool.
Thanks, buddy.
All right, you're the man.
Peace.
Bye.
I forgot to talk more about that song.
That Halloween song is called Do They Know It's Halloween.
It was for charity, but it was kind of a parody of Do They Know It's Christmas.
But Nick from the Unicorns did it.
You got to check out.
There's a ton of really good remixes, but he did the video too.
And he's just so talented.
Turn it up.
Isn't that cool?
He must have done this, it must have been like 2004 or something.
And it still stands up as the best Halloween song of all time.
And there's not a lot of them.
And I think it's the best Halloween video of all time.
It's got Sonic Youth on it, David Cross on it, all these hipsters.
Yeah.
I was friends.
I was there with him.
We were buddies when he made this video.
Every single person in this song hates my guts.
Anyway, that doesn't make me blind to talent.
And those guys are great.
Good job, boys.
You have bad taste in friends, but you have great taste in art and music.
And for that, I am left with only four words.
And those are get off my lawn.
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