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Sept. 24, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Goodness gracious, Kentucky Jelly.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
Hello folks, welcome back to another edition of Get Off My Lawn.
We're getting into this thing these days where every second week we like to sit down and have a Joe Rogan-esque tete-a-tete with a guest.
I'm partial to hosts because they're more effusive and they know how to engage, but it'll change.
We might even have a midget on, or sorry, a little person at some point, or an albino for all I know.
But for today, we're going with a small albino named Pat Dixon.
Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Dixon.
Why, thank you.
Thanks.
Welcome to the show, Pat.
Thanks for having me.
What's your show called?
It's called Crime Report.
Crime Report.
Mondays at 8, live.
And it's on Compound Media.
Compound Media, that's right.
Did you know I used to listen to that podcast before it was on Compound Media?
You're talking about New York City Crime Report?
New York City Crime Report.
Really?
Yep.
I'm shocked by that.
Tom Shalou turned me onto it.
Really?
Yep.
I didn't even know he listened to it.
I didn't even know he was aware of it.
He's aware of it.
I listened to your show before I met you at Compound as well.
Is this cool or is this incestuous?
This is just like real, like, like pumping each other.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with that.
You red-pilled me to a large degree.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Sometimes I'm thinking, I wish I took the blue pill.
I mean, the red pill is bad for your marriage.
It's bad for employment.
In New York City, you're a pariah when you're red-pilled.
And that's the good things about it.
Can we go back?
I want the blue pill.
Yeah, it's so much easier.
I'm with her.
You take the blue pill, and you never have to think again.
No, and I was invited to all the cool parties when I had the blue pill or when I didn't have a pill.
Oh, well, I mean, cool.
It's all relative, you know?
I mean, like, could you, I don't think you could feel cool with that.
I guess once you've had the red pill, you can't go back.
Really?
Yes.
I don't even know who that is.
Wow, you're not cool.
I'm not.
Going backwards.
Not at all.
I'm like the Iran of cool.
If you look at a picture of me before the revolution, I had those women in chemistry labs having a great time.
Post-Red Pill is just burqas and very austere.
Yeah, being ostracized.
Hostages.
People here probably don't know who you are.
We should sort of give you a background.
You're a stand-up comedian from the South.
Yeah.
You live in New York in the smallest apartment available to man.
Smallest room in New York City.
People in Tokyo see pictures of your apartment and shudder.
They laugh.
People in those sleep pods in Tokyo go, how does he survive in such a talement?
Chinese delivery guys come over and it's like, they know.
Look, and I live with a large woman in the water.
A very large woman?
A big-breasted six-foot-two woman?
Six foot two and just her personality makes her twice that tall.
She's bombastic and pulcratudinous and she bought an air conditioner that doesn't go into the wall.
It sits there like a robot and takes up the one foot squared you have so you have zero room.
You know why she did that?
Because that was a bad choice that was available to make.
I see.
You know, she loves a bad choice.
She really enjoys it.
Isn't it great that we gave women the right to vote, tons of jobs?
They're now ministers of industry and they're buying robots that fill up your apartment.
It's the best.
Yeah, I mean, like Jordan Peterson was saying, you know, we don't know what women are going to be like politically because we never really had that before.
I think they're going to be total authoritarians, you know?
Well, you know, we did know.
It's called paganism.
And they did used to rule the roost before Christianity.
And what we got, sorry, I'm getting pranked called about 100 times a day.
My phone number appeared on a communist message Facebook group.
Oh, yeah.
And so I want to play you some of these.
If you had the blue pill, that never would have happened.
That's true.
I want to play you some of these messages shortly because you can relate.
You were there when I got pepper sprayed and you went through the footage with a fine-tooth comb.
I really appreciate it.
Yeah, I did.
I looked at it and I was able to sort of see how they operate.
There's Antifa, they really do work together.
They're a team.
You see them like handing each other stuff, like the pepper spray and other stuff.
I mean, no care.
Well, they're the sons of professors.
They're smart.
Yeah.
Right.
And they've trained, too.
I don't know.
I hope I never mix it up with those guys.
I'm really off the radar.
Nobody cares what I think.
It's kind of cool.
And thank you for coming on the show.
It's great having Pat.
Alrighty.
No, for real.
It's like, you know, you get in trouble all the time.
People hate you.
Yes.
People don't like me either, but like it just doesn't ever seem to catch on.
Well, what is being red-pilled?
What has getting into Trump done to your career?
Because as far as being a stand-up goes, it's worse than masturbating in front of women.
Yeah, it is, officially.
Yeah.
Well, look, I mean, I'll do whatever it takes.
But I think what it's done is it's silently cut me off from people one by one.
I have guests that won't come back, but they make up some reason.
They'll never say it's because of that.
Right.
They kind of find some other excuse.
And as far as clubs go, yeah, man, I'm not in as many clubs as I was.
That's as often, yeah.
But they find another reason for that, too.
Like, oh, you and Bonnie McFarlane got into a fight, you know?
So?
I think it's more about.
Does she own the club?
Well, she's, you know, they're really tight, I guess, you know.
Bonnie McFarland is a Canadian comedian.
She's married to Rich Vaz.
She's a player in the scene.
She's up there.
Yeah, which I guess, you know.
I mean, I didn't know, but I didn't throw her out.
I mean, she left on her own.
It's a really fun video to watch.
You're on that video.
Yes, you were making jokes about Down syndrome.
No, I was not.
Well, that was making, I was making a long form.
The mission was part of the bit.
It was, it had some No one is.
Rich brought it up.
He brought it up.
He told me it's something, he goes, you can talk about anything you want in comedy except this.
So I immediately started talking about that.
Right.
What else am I supposed to do?
Mentally handicap kids.
You toss me a big beach ball like that, I'm going to swing at it.
Well, that's what free speech is.
They say free speech doesn't include hate speech.
Free speech includes all speech.
Yeah.
And rape jokes can be funny if they're done right.
You can.
Rape itself can be funny.
You can mention Down syndrome in a funny joke.
You can't.
It's not funny.
I don't think it's funny to say, ha ha ha, you're retarded.
You can get it into a rape joke.
But no one thinks that.
That's the annoying thing about all this vilification is they go, no, I don't think it's funny to say, you know, black people are, or to be racist to think black people are useless or to make fun of people for having Down syndrome.
And you go, who are you talking about?
Who does that?
No one does that.
You're shipping it a context.
You know, I mentioned a guy last night who was on the front row of the show that I was doing.
And I said, oh, day off from your sleeper cell or something, you know, because he looked like he could be a terrorist.
And they took it really seriously, you know?
Who's they?
The rest of the audience.
I'm like, right.
You see, the reason I say that is because he's clearly not a terrorist.
Yeah, if you generally thought he was a terrorist, you'd be hightailing it off the stage.
So yeah, I wouldn't be talking to a terrorist.
Terrorists don't come to comedy shows.
It's ridiculous.
Well, that's true of the whole Nazi thing, too, where you go, you're a Nazi and you want white genocide and you're going to kill all these people.
Well, then you should be scared of me.
Like if you think someone's Hitler, you don't text them and go, hey, Hitler, you're a douche.
Right.
You go, I got to get out of here.
Little respect.
Yeah, it's true, though.
It's very true.
Yeah.
Everything's always backwards.
It's like right before the election, Obama going, like, there's no way they could rig the election.
I mean, it's laughable to even say.
And Trump going, I think this thing's rigged.
If you're the guy who rigged the election, you're not going, I think this thing's rigged.
You're going, there's no way you could do that.
Yeah, you don't want to draw attention to yourself.
And that's the other thing, too, about threats and all this pariah status is when someone wants to get you, like Tony Soprano, he doesn't tweet out threats first, just to lay a nice paper trail.
Right, sure.
Coco Diaz, you know him?
Is that his name?
A little bit.
So he's a guy, he's got this New York accent, which in New York, you go, oh, you are a blue collar and you maybe are part of Electricians Union.
Excellent.
I know 37 of you.
But in LA, it's like, oh my God, he's a soprano.
And I think a lot of these New Yorkers who emigrate there, they get kind of drunk with the adulation and they become wise guys.
Yeah.
So here they're an electrician.
In LA, they're technically just a retired electrician, but they sort of played up like, hey, I couldn't help but notice you were swearing in front of a lady.
I know a couple of guys.
I don't want any trouble.
So Coco Diaz tweets me because I was making fun of Ralphie Mae after he OD'd and left his children with no father.
What else are you going to do?
Yeah, God bless his cotton socks.
That's sort of what you do now.
Like Philip Seymour Hoffman, front page of Rolling Stone, we lost a legend, Heath Ledger.
He was ripped from us by what?
His self-indulgence?
His inability to control his drug is.
Yeah, he ripped himself from his kids.
Let's mock him.
Too many people getting ripped from things, too.
Yeah, you jumped off a heroin cliff, okay?
Right, right.
You weren't pushed.
Yeah, we adore people who screw up monumentally, it's true.
So Cocos tweets out to me.
He goes, hey, Gavin, I hear you're a gentleman, and you're a pretty decent dude, but if you're talking about my friend Ralphie May like that again, we're going to have a problem.
In a tweet.
Okay, okay.
The mobster tweets.
Yeah.
I dare you to tweet again.
You were beaten up by Coco Diaz and some thugs.
Do you have any proof?
Well, I do have this tweet where he said he was going to do exactly that.
Yeah.
And then I did make fun of Ralphie some more immediately.
I had no choice.
Oh, you had a great speaking of people who died from heroin and tweets.
You had a, it was Mitch Hedberg's.
Mitch Hedberg, hilarious comedian.
You have a clean comedian.
He'd do things like, what is a sesame seed supposed to grow up to be?
I'm not doing a terrible imitation.
Oh, yeah.
I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to, too.
Yeah, yeah, he's got the weirdest accent.
We need to give sesame seeds a chance.
That's the kind of, but and I heard through the comedy scene that his girlfriend was a big heroin addict, and she sort of said, let's do some more.
She was there the night he died, apparently.
Right.
And she's sort of, again, you get this from the left, really self-righteous.
You go, when I'm at least linked to an OD, I tend not to sit on my high horse.
Yeah.
Tell people how to live their lives.
Firing away at you.
Yeah.
And I can't remember the context of the tweet.
I can't even remember exactly what you said, but it was so deadly.
It was so great.
People have to go on your feed and find it, I guess.
Yeah, I guess.
From a few months ago.
Good luck finding my feed.
All right, speaking of me, I like to bring everything back to me.
You were ripped from us.
I was ripped away from your loins.
So I thought because Pat is also on his way to pariah status, where I am.
Trying.
I thought I would get you ready for this new throne before I abdicate it and show you what it's like to be known as an evil white supremacist.
Now, this is, I think I recently appeared on a communist message board, like a Facebook group, and they got my number.
And so they've been calling me relentlessly ever since.
And so every morning I wake up with some death threats.
And the reason I want to play these, though, is I think they're quite telling.
They really give you a look into the liberal brain.
And you know what's in there?
Everything they purport to hate about us.
So classism, racism, eugenics, homophobia, sexism.
A lot of sort of like your trash stuff.
Right.
That's probably why the hatred is so personal and extreme.
Oh, here's someone calling from Utica, New York.
Now, they use a proxy, so you can't trust any of these numbers.
And I don't want to answer it because I don't want to.
It's pretty Utica, right?
I'm sorry, Utica.
All right, let's try this one out, shall we?
I'll hold up to my mic.
Communism is good.
Okay, I'm convinced.
Stupid.
Christianity is stupid.
Give up.
Give up.
Hey, why'd you quit, Gavin?
Why'd you give up?
Trust me, if I played you the message, you would have given up too.
Yeah.
It sounded Soviet.
The guy thinks he's Jim Jones, like blaring this over electric.
You're a message.
A tiny tinny voice.
I will not work at CRTV anymore.
I heard you.
You may stay on my lawn.
Stay on.
Tread on my lawn.
All right, should we do that?
It is our lawn.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you fucking hairy caveman.
If you're so proud of your precious Europe for your walking irony, why don't you go home?
Go back where you belong, you cousin fucking inbred trailer monkey.
How many fucking toes have you got on?
You got like 13 toes, I'm sure.
You got on like 11 toes.
You're fucking white trash.
You're a mutant, Neanderthal.
This is all human.
Neanderthal.
You're back in your own country.
Isn't it your country?
It's never going to be a white nation, and it never has been.
You stupid Emirate.
Trailer monkey.
Trailer monkey.
Now, I don't know if you're smart enough to understand that.
Do you understand what that's about?
I don't think you are.
I heard this in Ice Cube Songs, the rapper, and he has a song called White Cave Bitch.
And this is a thing, it sort of goes back to these black power dudes who are into the Moors and Egypt.
Mo knowledge, mo problems.
There was just a case in the news where one of these black supremacists, his children starved to death.
I'm not talking about Orlando.
This is a different one.
And he's sort of the Nubian Moors, Egypt.
He's got this sort of sarcophagus on his head with King Tut stuff and all that business.
Sounds really silly.
It is silly.
And they're Northern Africans.
Those guys look like Anthony Kumia.
They're Kumia supremacists.
Which, hey, I'm behind that.
But what's the, I mean, exactly the point behind all of these people.
Okay, so you say chaotic people.
I'm trying to educate you.
Yeah, yeah, I need to learn.
So apparently in early man, the North Africans, the Egyptians, had a whole process with disposing of bodies that was very clean.
The Egyptians.
Yes, non-dangerous.
I love the word sarcophagus, so I'll use it again.
The previous guy didn't have a sarcophagus on his head.
I just wanted to say that.
Bless you.
But while they were doing this, us cavemen in France and stuff, we just had a body rotting there.
So that's an anti-white, an example of white inferiority.
And then the other example of white inferiority is the inbreeding problem that the hillbillies had.
That's also, so this is a white guy using all these sort of black power stereotypes to criticize whites.
And he's got the cave guys and the hillbillies as an example.
And then that links to me.
So he assumes I'm a white supremacist and then gives me two examples of whites being inferior.
Well, that's pretty funny.
And you know, what's even funnier is that this guy has so much to work with with white people.
You know, I mean, we didn't know how to get rid of dead bodies a million years ago.
He's really got to go back.
Might have been some inbreeding, you know, at some point.
And yet he still can't find a punchline in there.
No, it's ironic that he's talking about how, oh, you're so scared of Muslims.
Go back to Europe.
Meanwhile, I think that the group with the biggest problem with inbreeding right now is Muslims.
As far as, especially Pakistanis in London.
Uh-uh.
A lot of inbreeding there.
Yeah, yeah.
Hasidic Jews have a problem with it.
I mean, any group that's sort of a bubble group is going to inevitably get in that problem.
In fact, I think.
Royalty.
Royalty, major problem with that.
Anytime when they want to keep it all on the inside, keep it at home.
I think actually Hindus are also having a problem with it, but it's not religious.
It's trying to keep the money in the family.
Don't do it, folks.
Don't.
It's not worth it.
Do you want to hear some more of these?
Yes, please.
I can't get enough.
This might be a repeat.
I'm a clown boy.
I want to hang out with other men.
Get a fucking haircut.
You look stupid as shit.
That hurt.
Yeah, you're going to feel that for a while.
I'm going to be in the mirror tonight going.
Hey, man.
I just wanted to call and let you know that I think you look kind of like, you know, in Beauty and the Beast, when all of the teapots and stuff turn back into humans, but they still kind of have teapot-like elements to them?
No.
You look like that.
I don't watch Beauty and the Beast.
The guy referenced Beauty and the Beast for the most obscure insult ever made.
These turning back into teacups, kind of.
What kind of person are you?
Children's cartoon that everyone's seen a million times?
You know, Beauty and the Beast.
No.
You know that time when Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse had a huge fight?
You remind me of their divorce attorney.
At one time, Bugs Bunny should have taken...
You remind me of Swiper from Door of the Explorer.
I thought he was just going to say you're like the beast.
He's like, no, no, this is much easier.
You have to reach.
You look like a teacup.
Weren't those teacups pretty good guys, dude?
I don't even.
God bless white genocide.
You fucking cave monkeys are through.
20 years.
Extinct.
You're the oldest.
Now, I'm sorry, I have to pause this.
This is back to the Black Power Cave thing.
And you often see this with white people.
And I'm not, for the record, I am not a white supremacist.
I don't care about race.
All I care about is ideas.
The end.
So all this white genocide stuff, I think there's white genocide going on in South Africa.
And I think that is disgusting and horrific.
It's a horror movie.
Oh, yeah, it is.
It's a live horror movie.
It is.
The boars, man, like one after the other die, and they get tortured in these terrible ways, irons to the face.
And you know all about it.
Drills are tortured.
They rape and kill the daughters and the wife in front of the husband and then blind him and then leave.
So he inevitably commits suicide.
What else could you do?
I mean, like, they had one woman who they stuffed a paper, a plastic bag down her throat, you know, and then they ended up dying, you know, but she breathed for a little while and she was naked when they found her.
And what kills me is when they try to make this like a robbery gone wrong.
Yeah, it went real wrong.
Really wrong.
It's not a robbery.
Why did you have government sanctified cell phone blockers in your backpack?
Aren't those $5,000?
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, they've got this military equipment to block the calls.
Yeah, well, they've definitely got some help.
The police don't prosecute.
They don't report the results of court.
They don't even tell them about bail, like if the guy's out or not.
It's just a real...
Hey, why don't we take one of these calls?
You talk to him.
Hello?
Hello, is this Mr. McGinnett?
No, no, it's not.
Okay.
Hmm, that wasn't so great.
Well, he just hung up.
I guess he wanted to tell you directly.
I should have said it's not, but I can give him a message.
That's what I should have said.
Damn.
I told you no, because I don't want them to be validated, but I was hoping you could get into a debate about that.
All I have to do is, yeah.
All right, I'm sorry.
We're talking about something as consequential as South Africa and the horrible deaths going on there, and I bring it back to my answering machine.
But that's what we're doing here.
You have to move on topics, you know.
I just wanted to call and let you know that I think you look kind of like...
Yeah.
Oldie, but a good oldie.
So far there's like two distinct voices.
This is ADT calling back.
Nope.
Excuse me.
I just get excited when I hear.
Let's try this one out.
This is going to be a good one.
Somebody ought to kill you, motherfucker.
It'll happen.
Bye.
It's short and sweet.
Somebody ought to kill you.
Somebody ought to.
It'll happen.
Well, I think there's better way to avoid the FBI coming to your door because I never said that I was going to kill you.
Somebody ought to.
Somebody ought to.
That would be ideal.
And it'll happen.
Isn't it strange that death is such a throwaway thing with these communists?
I think that's an inevitability.
And one thing, they talk about genocide a lot, right?
Genocide, I've spoken to some heavy dudes.
I've had scary, super far-right guys on my show, like even Richard Spencer.
Yeah.
And those guys don't even talk about genocide.
But you know who does commit genocide on a regular basis?
It's communists.
All over the world.
Yeah.
So I think the reason they're so, they talk about it so much is because they go, well, when you're in power, you're going to kill everyone, because that's what I would do if I was in power.
It's all projection, you see.
They always accuse you of what it is they are doing.
Always.
And then, how does that end?
I mean, like, no, it's you.
No, it's ridiculous.
Those guys have to make their own laugh track, too, I notice.
Kill yourself.
I can't stop laughing.
It's like it's the most, obviously it's insincere.
All right, that's true.
They're not laughing with joy or mirth.
Before we get bored.
Hey, Gavin, my name is Chad.
I just wanted to tell you how much I really, really fucking love white genocide.
It's just really the greatest thing ever.
You know, I've been dating this Asian girl for a really long time, and I can't wait to get married to her and have beautiful non-white children with her.
It's going to really be the greatest thing.
And so yeah, I just wanted to tell you, just again, how amazing and wonderful White Genocide is and how pumped I am to participate in it.
Do your research.
You yourself are a race mixer.
My son looks like Mao.
He looks like Kim Jong-un, my youngest son.
All right, let's try this one.
Mao.
Or as my dad pronounces it, Mayo.
Coming for that cute, Rosh Gavin.
I'm going to kill all the white people.
Also, you gave this number to that dumbass Aaron there.
All right, so that's boring.
Yeah, that's a weird sort of circuitous reason.
So one of them I saw, I have.
I'm not going to bother sifting through.
You get the idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But one of them was, you white trash, piece of inbred trash, trailer park trash.
Go back to Ireland, defend your own country.
You don't belong here.
And then he starts getting into how it's not our fault that your women are bored with your small and they want to be with us, and we have bigger than three inches.
So he's completely subsumed the culture.
First of all, there's no way that's true.
He's completely subsumed this black power culture, and now he's making fun of white people's dicks as a white person.
Yeah, and he associates it with, he says, our, like our big.
Yeah, our, us.
And you can tell either he was, he was raised, he's a black guy who was raised in a white bubble where every time he spoke slightly black, he got an electric shock, which I doubt.
But he was clearly a white guy.
And this is not unusual.
I saw these kids, they were working for the Uhuru reparations thing down in Florida.
And it was these two white girls, and they said, white people for black power.
And they had these black power pamphlets.
And they were talking about how whites owe blacks reparations.
The two girls looked like cheerleaders, right?
Right.
Now, can you fathom two black girls setting up a little stand with white power pamphlets everywhere?
And it said, black people for white power.
And you would put them in a mental institution.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, you wouldn't have to.
They would be taken out by their own people.
It would be an inside job.
What's the matter with it?
You know what it is?
I guess, if you look at it on a long thing, Elvis, right?
And rock and roll.
And people are like, oh, these crazy kids.
And now we're doing that.
Oh, these crazy communist kids who don't know what race they are.
You're exactly right.
It is fashion.
And I think when I saw that Colin Kaepernick was the new face of Nike, I thought, these guys do their research.
They don't just make a dumb decision and lose billions of dollars.
So they went, we've noticed that when a black guy does something, it becomes popular with rich white kids.
So I'm just going to throw my money on this random black dude.
I don't care what he's doing.
I don't care that he has pigs as cops on his socks.
His socks could have sexy babies in lingerie.
I don't care.
Wow.
Kids are going to look at it.
And it worked.
And it's a myth, by the way, that the NFL is suffering from all this.
And, ooh, someone burnt their knives.
They're doing fantastic because kids who spend money want to be like black people.
Because let's face it, black people tend to be a little cooler.
You think that's a myth?
It is a myth, yes.
Okay.
Why?
Well, one theory is...
That's what we writeies like to hope for, but I don't think it's necessarily true.
I think it's just kids are getting bored of sports.
Sports probably goes in ebbs and flows.
And the problem with football is you can't see their faces.
Basketball always does well because you see the guys and they're gregarious and oh, it's LeBron James and he's in a commercial and people recognize him.
So there's more sort of celebrity currency.
Do you think the basketball players got better looking?
I think they did.
And you remember like Isaiah Thomas?
Maybe.
Those huge nostrils?
Yeah.
Stick a row of dimes up there.
I got to say, this is slightly off-topic, but when I see abnormally tall people, I feel bad.
It's like, you know, when you see Guinness, the smallest woman in the world, and she's a foot and a half, and she's like, makes you feel powerful.
Yeah, I can crush you.
I can beat you up any day of the week.
No, but I feel bad because I'm like, that person's going to die young.
They have a miserable life.
They'll rarely have a normal conversation.
They'll never know what it's like to be a normal person.
It's kind of heartbreaking.
And I know they're all billionaires, but when you see some dude who's like, hey, what's going on?
And he has to sort of cran his head to get in.
And then you see him sitting in a chair and his knees are like this, it's like, it's kind of sad.
You don't ever see any old men that height.
No, you do not.
And it's like, you know, in the Guinness Book of World Records, they have the guy who's 7'8, and he's got his armor and he's got some weird brown suit that someone made.
It's the only one.
He's got some crazy shoes that some cobbler did as a sponsorship or something.
And he's just like, hello, what are we doing today?
I'm dying.
And I feel the same way about basketball players.
I know they're rich.
That must be great.
I saw your fridge on Cribs.
You got a lot of soda pop.
Well, they're black, so they die young anyway.
Younger.
I mean, the heart disease and stuff, it's statistically true.
They die younger.
I think black women live longer than white men.
Well, white women live longer than white men.
So we might be, you know, who commits suicide more than anybody?
We're just getting into the demographic.
We're getting there.
Reaching this.
Soon our birthday cakes will just have a razor blade and it'll say, happy new demo and blood on the top.
Bye.
Why not?
I mean, I don't know why that is.
Why do you think that is?
That whites are committing suicide?
That white men around 50, 60, they commit suicide.
There's a lot of people like 85 and older kill themselves because, you know, it's just it's.
I want to stay open-minded, but I just cannot avoid the fact that men are being demasculinized, delegitimized.
And you see this from kindergarten all the way up.
And kindergartners, young people are optimistic.
So you see in college, they take it and they get up and they go, hi, I just want to say that I'm a white male and I'm experiencing a lot of privilege and I'm obviously not, my point isn't as valid as yours.
But that being said, and then they're allowed to say their piece.
And by the way, the reason I like to avoid race when it comes to white supremacy or whatever is, the black conservative has to go through that too.
You know, the Asian conservative has to, the Indian conservative also is a pariah.
Well, think of how many friends they lose, you know?
Oh my God.
Talib Starks had to quit his job helping troubled youth because he was seen as a Trump guy, right-wing guy, and that's bad to be around kids.
So now those troubled youths have left people to help them.
It's like the Coast Guard all over again.
The most qualified person to help them.
They need him more than anybody to teach them a sense of responsibility, you know?
And that's the liberal polarity with the conservative polarity.
Liberal people have no sense of responsibility sometimes.
There's also some sort of like monarchy going on here where we have these kings and queens in every industry and every company, and they don't care about the people.
And so they just can't wait to throw them under the bus.
And I think in the old days, like Tower Records, for example, the CEOs used to stack shelves.
And everyone at the top brass of Tower Records, until it went bankrupt, and coincidentally, until they abandoned this notion, of everyone has to be a shopkeeper at some point.
And they worked their way up fast because Tower just exploded, especially after Japan.
Yep.
So you'll notice in places like the government where Talib works or in the military or in the fire department, the police force.
Talib works in the government, did you guys say that?
Yeah, those troubled youths, that was a government program.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I see.
Yeah, okay.
Those guys, I like that.
There should be shame in that.
Yeah.
Those guys, like the Proud Boys, those Navy kids up in Halifax, they question an anti-Canada Day celebration on Canada Day, and the top brass went, throw him under the bus.
Or anytime a cop says something inappropriate, the sergeant and the chief will go, throw him under the bus.
He has nothing to do with me.
He's fired.
We don't want to deal with the PR nightmare of this.
I don't want it to affect my career.
So there's no solidarity anymore.
And it reminds me of the monarchy.
They just can't wait to crap on the people who are giving their lives.
Like the military, their job is to die for their orders.
And the second the top brass might be embarrassed, he's fired, vilified, he's the worst.
And like, you know, like the cops are sort of a military group, the same kind of hierarchy and stuff.
And Bill de Blasio sits on top of that as the mayor.
The mayor of throwing people under the bus.
Right, he is the king of it.
I mean, like, the guy has to shoot this woman who has a bat.
She's a bat swinging a bat, okay?
She's a crazy old lady.
Schizophrenic, which, by the way, I think a schizophrenic diagnosis should be instant execution anyway.
Because all they do is behead people.
But she had a bat.
And the cop did what he was supposed to do.
You know the training films.
If somebody has a bat, they shoot.
And the next day, he doesn't even have all the facts.
The next morning, hours after this, he's like, this shouldn't have happened.
And he's doing his whole like even black accent.
Oh, God, it's infuriating.
Just to be clear, folks at home, just to catch you up here, Pat Dixon's area of expertise is New York crime, hence the show New York Crime Report.
And it's very strange that we're not going through crimes in New York with you, but that sort of shows you a little bit other stuff.
When you bring up a case like that, throw them under the bus.
You've analyzed the crap out of it.
And that case was fascinating because I know someone involved in that trial, and the jury is always anti-cop.
And they said, well, Bronx is always that, like, could have shot her in the leg, could have like grazed her toes like Jesse James.
It Doesn't work that way.
He could have wrote, calm down, lady, in bullet holes on the wall, shot her hat off, shot off her earrings.
He could have just made her dance.
I mean, anything.
But in the police academy in New York, one of the cardboard things that comes out at you that you shoot with the rubber little dart is a person with the baseball bat.
And for that trial, they had to have an expert come in and say to the jury, guys, guys, you can kill someone with the baseball bat.
It's not uncommon.
The most important thing is right here in your melon.
Heart and brain are the two big guys.
And this is a Bronx jury.
Yeah.
So it's like, honestly, how many of you know someone who has been killed with the baseball bat?
And they, okay.
But I didn't think it was possible besides that one time.
Yeah, it is a real culture of apathy.
And I think it's linked to this popularity of socialism.
And I think that is linked to the lack of young people working.
You know, when you play video games instead of working at a gas station, you just go, hey, I want everyone to die.
Genocide is a normal thing.
I'm going to call someone up and threaten their life.
They don't know what else to say.
They can't make a solid political point because there's not one to be made.
And they're attacking somebody who doesn't need to be attacked because you get freedom of speech.
You can say all this stuff you want.
Come on, my favorite.
So they're already like way past, they've already gone across the Rubicon at this point.
So if they're calling and prank calling somebody or whatever, or death threats, they're just stupid people.
Can you imagine any young, you know, I don't like the word stupid.
I think they, because some of my best friends are stupid.
Ryan, our buddy that we're friends with.
Yeah, yeah.
He's shocking.
He was at my house the other day.
Openly stuffed.
I've got a stuffed bear.
I've got a stuffed bear in my sort of library, and he goes in there to use the washroom, and he comes out and he goes, that stuffed bear, is that meant to scare people or what?
It's my scare bear.
Yeah, it's my scare bear.
We're almost done with all the furniture.
Oh, I need my scare bear.
Is that we got a scare bear?
I like to scare people that come in this room.
And so the only thing you can infer from that is that he was frightened when he saw that bear.
It really got him.
Oh, a bear standing there.
But I like the guy.
It's just an absurd thing to say.
But you're right.
Stupid is kind of a lazy word, right?
Yeah, it is.
I think it's just inexperienced.
Like these communists, these annoying socialist kids, they haven't had a job.
And you know, when you insult someone with credence, you've met other people.
And you say things like, I know you, you grew up rich.
Your dad was blue-collar.
He busted his ass.
And you always feel like the little wimpy rich kid who could never knight you.
Yeah, no.
Was that starting to hurt?
No, no.
Would that strike a nerve?
But these guys talking about mustache wax and stuff like that, you know, like it's just silly.
It's dumb.
You remind me of Beauty and the Beast.
That's crazy.
And the thing is, he puts so much energy into such a bad metaphor comparison as an analogy.
But it is stupid.
I don't care if you don't like that word.
It's ignorant, at least, because they don't know anything about...
See how simple those things are?
Just like communism good.
Christianity's stupid.
Give up.
They can't wait to just have only these thoughts in their head.
I mean, it's...
Being a conservative kids, it requires so much research.
It requires so much reading.
Oh, it really does.
I write to myself all the time.
Well, when I read the paper, I see this as a homework assignment.
And it's just like Kavanaugh has another accuser.
Okay, I guess I'll go look that up.
She has no recollection of being there.
Oh.
Choo-ching.
How can you pick a calendar, believe a calendar over a woman?
Did you see that tweet?
What do you want me to have?
A videotape?
How can you believe a calendar over a woman?
Like, I don't know, man.
Calendars don't get blackout drunk.
Calendars know how long 35 years is.
Calendars don't have a motive to prevent Brett Kavanaugh from becoming a Supreme Court judge?
Yeah, calendars are known for being like real consistent stuff.
You know, they don't forget birthdays.
Pat, we're out of time, but I did want to say one thing, my little angel.
Okay.
On the previous topic, I was looking at these domin liberals, these communists, these progressives.
And by the way, socialism within the DNC has recently surpassed capitalism as a preferable system.
So something like 54% of Democrats think that socialism is a superior system to the free market.
Yeah.
That's a first.
Fantastic.
That is amazing.
Fantastic.
I love hearing that.
That can't be good for them.
Well, you know they mean Norway and Finland and stuff, which, by the way, has been going downhill since they embraced capitalism.
They're literally spending their parents' money.
That economy that they built was from a freer market.
But anyway, I saw this girl and she said, this is just, of course, on the internet, but she said, you know, a lot of these right-wingers, alt-writers, whatever they call this, far-right, they want to debate you.
And that is what cults do.
They try to debate you and they say, well, Scientology is this, and then they suck you in.
So don't debate them.
It's a trick to suck you in.
And I was reading that and I realized that's exactly what a cult would say to you.
Yeah.
Like Scientology says, don't be friends with non-Scientologists.
In other words, don't debate them.
Yes.
So they are the cult.
The group that doesn't want you to talk to people is the cult.
Yeah, absolutely.
The group that says, go ahead, see what they have to say.
I don't care.
That's not the cult.
Yeah, listen to them.
You go to every other dealership in town.
You come back to Trump.
Trump cars.
Trump used cars.
Trump will give you 10% off the lowest deal you can find.
Absolutely.
That's the best place to buy a car.
That's the best deal in town.
You know what?
And the thing about Trump being president is that this is as good as it's ever going to get.
It's never going to get this good again.
Last question.
We're way over here.
Sorry about that.
What do you think is going to happen in 2020 when he wins?
Landslide, and then he's going to work even harder in the second term than he is in the first.
All right.
I'm getting death threats now on a regular basis while he's just doing very well.
Yeah.
When he really wins the second term, are they going to go crazy?
Because in a sense, all right, now the right is won.
We're not impeaching him.
Let's just wait out these four more years.
And we're definitely going to get a left-wing guy after this.
That's the way the pendulum goes.
I don't know.
Or are they going to go like a moose in heat during black fly season?
They've got nothing.
They want to run Kamala Harris or something.
They just don't have any answers.
They still don't have any answers.
They still don't say anything constructive.
All they do is complain about Trump.
Yeah, the only thing they have is hate has no home here.
To which we go, okay, yeah, sure.
Did you say so?
That's like saying, punching people in the face for no reason has no home here.
Hate has no home here, you cave monkey.
Go back to where you came from, you hater.
Pat, thanks for coming to the show.
Thanks for having me.
I like you more than a friend.
Likewise.
Make it happen.
Misread the signals.
You were sending out some pheromones that I got mixed up.
I got to watch that.
Pat was very sexual kind of thing.
Ryan, make sure the gay kiss is not at the end.
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