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Sept. 18, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 185 | This Didnt Happen | Get Off My Lawn
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Chicken, Chicken, Chicken Heads.
Long heads, Scally Whang, ain't got no Herring Bag.
J.M. Duh, Duh, Duh.
Your hero's full of beef.
That was Project Pat from, I don't know, some Project Pat album.
The song was Chicken Head.
I chose it because at the beginning it says, all right, all right, all right.
And I want to talk about the alt-right and the okay, okay, okay symbol.
We got Roger Stone on the line.
We also have a Coast Guard who knows a dude who knows this guy's boss and said, it's the lucky game.
What are you guys?
What are we doing here?
But of course, that guy has to get a lawyer to defend himself from these allegations because the left are acting like total lunatics about this, which is what the meme was designed for.
It was designed to showcase how cuckoo the left has become when their racists are in my sandwich obsession.
And the left is going, there's racists in my sandwich.
And I'm just sitting here going, yeah, that's the gag.
That's what we set you up for.
Anyway, we'll get to that momentarily, but there's a lot of important news to get to first.
Kavanaugh on the cover of the post.
This didn't happen.
Some stuff is coming up about the old Cavmeister.
It appears that his mom is a judge, and his mom made a decision on a foreclosure that guess whose parents didn't like?
Because it was their home.
Her parents.
What are the odds?
They wanted to.
I don't get the exact details.
I'm dumb.
But it's something like the parents wanted to foreclose.
It was either having a foreclosure or not having a foreclosure was monetarily advantageous to them.
And this mom said, not happening.
And her parents were pissed.
It gets better.
It turns out the lawyer who is representing this woman, she works for a guy named George Soros.
She is on the Soros take.
Deborah Katz, a Washington, D.C. lawyer.
That stone we had on yesterday with the Adderall Eyes.
She's a vice chair of the board of the Project of Government Oversight.
And of course, her project on government oversight.
I love all these names.
We're the project for American Goodness.
And we're funded by George Soros' Open Society Foundation.
Who has a problem with an open society?
I guess I do.
I want a closed society.
I'm a nationalist.
I'm an isolationist.
Now, I like Canada and Britain and Australia and New Zealand.
I want the West.
I want the West to be isolated from the rest of the world, and I want those individual countries to isolate themselves from each other to a certain extent.
You know, normal trade laws.
But yeah, I'm not for an open society.
But the project on government oversight sure is, and that's the lawyer involved in this case.
Now, how do you refute, by the way, when someone says, you had a weird boner and you sort of jumped on me 36 years ago, how do you refute that?
Here I have my boner dialectics, all the analytics on my erections over my entire high school life.
And as you can see here, I never had a boner for you.
So there's the end of that.
So all they can do is just sit there and go, let's have a trial.
Let's see what evidence you got.
Insane.
Anyway, so that'll be handled by smarter people.
And CR-TV is probably a great place to go for this.
I bet Hannity and CR-TV are the top two people to analyze it.
Tucker, Hannity, and then Levin and everyone at CR-TV are the smarty pants.
You should check out on this.
But even a dummy like me can see that there's a lot of stuff.
Because remember, yesterday we had the pussy hat and she signed a petition against Trump.
And now today we have parents held a grudge to Kavanaugh's mother and the lawyer works for Soros.
The lawyer is Soros funded.
Not okay.
That is not okay.
But more importantly, before we dive into the news, I should have talked about the Emmys, namely Alex Borstein's tits.
She came out brawless and just had her puppies bounce and I think she's divorced and older with kids.
So you want to showcase your assets.
Come on down!
This is for the marvelous Miss Maisel.
Whoa, there they are.
Which is kind of an annoying I don't know why.
I saw some clips from the MAs.
Obviously, don't watch the Emmys, but they keep cutting to Leslie Jones all the time.
What does Leslie Jones think?
Said no one ever.
I don't think Leslie Jones thinks.
Did you see her at the Olympics?
Oh, yeah.
No, go back, dude.
You cut away too quick.
Like, she adjusts them and everything.
Ladies, when you use a public festival, sit down.
If you sit, we can all sit.
As a 48-year-old, two thumbs way up.
I know you youngsters, like, those suck, man.
They're not round enough.
No, no, no, no.
This is precisely what we want.
If you're a normal, functioning, middle-aged man, you want normal, functioning, middle-aged boobs, and you want some stagnature.
By the way, that show is kind of annoying.
It's the marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Miss Maisel.
And she plays a tough, hard-scrabble manager, this brassy broad who swears and gets arrested by the cops.
Lenny Bruce's life.
It's Lenny Bruce, but as a woman, They're just rewriting history again.
So now the brave woman who was the first to swear, the brave comedian was the first to swear, was not Lenny Bruce.
It was this random chick.
And Lenny Bruce is in it.
Just to cover their backs, cover their bases.
And Lenny Bruce is a huge inspiration.
She likes Lenny Bruce.
Oh, thanks.
Can I have my life back, please?
Also, speaking of Jews, Glenn Weiss proposed.
Glenn Weiss won the Emmy for Best Awards Show, and that was the Oscars.
Who won the Emmy for Best Emmy?
Who won the Emmy for Best Statue Making?
Could there be more nepotism in this industry, please?
So he gets out there.
You're cropping the head again, which I really hate.
I'd rather see the title than have the head cropped.
It's actually an insult to the person when you chop the top of their head off because you're removing their brain.
Stop lobotomizing my subjects.
Yes, text is fine.
Pull in the text.
The text is very helpful.
What are you doing now?
Holy crap.
If you were like a Deadpool, I would just have a big bucket of knives here and I would stab you in the spine probably seven times a show.
That looks like crap.
Who's Len Weiss?
Okay.
I don't understand why this is so hard.
There we go.
Finally.
People know it's a YouTube video.
There's no shame in our game.
All right, so play a bit of this because it's very telling.
Mom always believed in finding the sunshine and things, and she adored my girlfriend Jan.
Hey, young men, particularly Jewish men, particularly Ryan Ketsu Rivera, stop mentioning your mother.
It's a really bad look.
Really bad look.
Never say the word mom should never leave your lips.
If it's completely relevant to the conversation and you're talking to your sister, you may say mom.
But when men talk about their mom, it just makes ladies' genitalia turn into the Sahara Desert.
Just endless dryness.
And this guy just lost his mother.
My heart goes out to him, poor bastard.
But he says, my mom, my mom, my mom, about five times in a proposal.
This proposal is like, you're my wife.
I'm not trying to recreate mommy.
Believe me, I don't have an Oedipole complex.
I'm over mom.
I'm about you and the sex is hot.
Just like my mom's was with my dad.
What?
Don't say that.
Go ahead.
Jan, you are the sunshine in my life.
And mom was right.
Don't ever let go of your sunshine.
You wonder why I don't like to call you my girlfriend?
Because I want to call you my wife.
They're both divorced and old as crap.
Their kids are probably 20.
It's like renewing your vows at this point.
It's not that exciting.
If they're 22, it's exciting.
Look, Leslie Jones, what does Leslie Jones think about the whole thing?
Yes.
She does award shows too, by the way.
I didn't ask yet.
I didn't ask yet.
I mean, I love proposals.
I usually ball my eyes out when I see them on YouTube, but this is one of the most nauseating proposals I've ever seen.
Let's see if he mentions his mom again.
You look prettier than my mom.
The ring that my dad put on my mom's finger 67 years ago.
Three times.
And to my sisters and brothers, I didn't swipe, but dad knows I have it, okay?
Mommy, daddy.
Please don't say mommy.
I want to put this ring that my mom wore on your finger.
Oh my God, we're four people and in front of my mom and your parents.
Five!
From above.
Five months.
Ruined it.
Ruined it.
Yeah.
That was nauseating.
I bet his mom was watching it going, oh, from heaven, just going, oi, Glenn, take it down a notch.
I don't want to kvetch about your proposal, but oi Vei, you're really showcasing me.
I'm dead.
I exist.
We get it.
We get it.
I'm Yamanda.
Look, it's time to move on.
What is he, like 50 years old?
There's something kind of sacrine about a 50-year-old getting down on his knee.
My darling, me and my 35-year-old kids want to be with you for the rest of our like 20 years, whatever we got last year.
But it's really necessary because you can't be that old and have a girlfriend.
When he says girlfriend and he looks as old as he does, it's...
Me and my girlfriend.
Me and my squeeze, my bottom bitch.
She's sitting in the rumble seat.
We're going to go to the sock hop.
Order some stuff at the drive-in.
We're going to get a malted and a knee replacement.
If my mom will let me.
God, my allowance sucks.
Hey, mom, if you're watching, most 48-year-olds make a lot more allowance than I do.
How are we doing for time here?
10, 15.
12 minutes.
Oh, we got plenty of time.
I wanted to talk about Norm McDonald.
He, remember there's a controversy recently where he said, I'm glad this Me Too thing's over.
You know, it started out, we believe 500 women can't be wrong.
Then it was, we believe this woman, and now it's, we believe all women.
Valid point.
And then he added this context, which was, my buddy Chris Hardwick got a bad run.
And I apologize in advance for my Norm McDonald.
Can you do a Norm McDonald?
I don't think so.
No, I can't.
I haven't tried it.
That wasn't bad for the very first try of your whole life.
Yes.
So he said that.
Big backlash.
Jimmy Fallon said, you can't come on my show tonight because you said rape is awesome.
That's the way they go.
This means you want to start World War III and have another Holocaust.
And he said, and then he went on Stern and he made it worse by saying, yeah, everyone knows that being raped is bad.
You'd have to have Down syndrome not to know that.
That was a whole, now you have to apologize for his apology.
Norm is fully in control of Everything he does.
That was all part of the big plan.
Norm McDonald is a genius.
And there was a great art.
Let's just look at the trailer.
Because after all that settled, I thought, I want to watch this.
I've always been a fan of Norm.
And I checked out his talk show.
And I can see why millennials would see it as a train wreck because their late night is let's talk about how much Trump sucks and let's have everything polished and all the jokes pre-written.
And it becomes almost like a Broadway show.
Let's play ping pong.
And it's like, here we go.
We're back again.
I'm doing the same talk show as all the other people.
And it's the exact same talk show and there's no sincerity.
And in the 70s, when I grew up, talk shows, sometimes a guy would be drunk.
And there was some real, you sense there was some spontaneity there.
And it felt real and it was pleasant.
You can't go out every night.
You got kids.
You want to go to the bar and just shoot the crap with someone.
You can't.
So talk shows would mimic that.
It would be sort of a placebo.
That's a terrible word.
They would synthesize it.
Yeah, that's the word I was looking for.
So let's just briefly look at the trailer.
I'm excited about this episode of Normie Donald has a show.
Is that the name of this?
Oh.
Oh, God.
Do you miss cocaine?
Oh, there's a dog on the set, Chevy.
I never went to a strip club.
Well, we got tonight.
What's the story about you and Bob Dylan?
Okay.
This isn't in the script.
And then David Letterman just walks off.
What else is next?
That's the way it was in the 50s with Peter Falk and David Cassavettes drunk on the set and falling over each other.
It was exciting.
It wasn't predictable.
And I saw that was the Daily Beast had an article by this guy.
I'm obsessed with looking at the authors of things because you'll read something in the media like a dictum and it'll sound smart and you'll go, oh, the authorities have spoken.
Always look up the author and you will find often a child, often a gay infant who has no authority to be talking about this whatsoever and has nothing going on in his life.
So this is Kevin Fallon telling us, Norm McDonald has a terrible show.
Michelle Wolf had a great one.
Why are we settling?
And basically it is this guy, I'm going to assume he's gay, doesn't understand guys guy stuff.
He doesn't understand that it's funny the way David Letterman walked off the set.
That's what guys do.
That's fun to see.
And women, by the way, enjoy seeing guys being guys.
Women love men.
They actually marry men and have babies with men, and those babies become men.
So women are not repulsed by dudes being dudes and walking off the set going, bye-bye.
But this guy doesn't get late-night talk shows that aren't propaganda.
Let's have a look at him, by the way.
Look at the author.
This is the guy who wrote that article.
This is who you're reading when you sit down, you read The Daily Beast or The Huffington Post.
Who's the authority here?
Who's my boss?
Who's telling me what a good show and a bad show is?
Who's telling me Norm McDonald sucks?
In 2009, from the College of Arts and Science, I double majored in journalism and politics.
I worked for DailyBeast.com.
I'm a reporter for them.
The journalism classes that I took at NYU, some of my professors were Pulitzer Prize winners.
He's wearing makeup.
I was editor of the New York Times.
You're getting great professors who are at the top of their fields as a journalism major.
I was required to reason.
Many of the best stories to tell.
But on top of that, you're afforded all of the job opportunities.
So with these incredibly gifted journalists, I decided to review TV shows.
I got through the Woffsprint Center for College.
Because it's so hard to watch TV.
I went on to 17 Magazine.
Whoa, he had a gig at 17 Magazine?
And us weekly?
This guy knows TV.
It's really fun.
Leggy lookalikes.
With my college degree, I wrote about Leggy Lookalikes.
And then from The Atlantic went to The Week.
I'm now at The Daily Beast as a culture reporter.
Culture reporter.
I've always been a fan of entertainment.
I've always been a movie nerd.
What is the Daily Beast pay?
$40,000.
For a writer?
I mean, some of these blog posts will be $20.
Half of these chicks, their dad just pays their rent.
They're playing house.
All right, that's enough of Kevin Fountain.
But I thought it was relevant because talk show hosts are all propagandists these days, and that's the way he wants it to be.
He wants more propaganda.
What's her name?
Michelle Wolf did great propaganda.
And I thought it was fun.
Remember there was a video of talk show hosts, and this shows them, this shows why people are bored of talk show hosts.
And ratings, by the way, Jon Stewart didn't do that great with his political talk show crap.
It was much lower than the other previous non-political talk shows like David Letterman.
But since everyone's been mimicking Jon Stewart, the ratings for talk show hosts are.
And I want to show you why.
Go to He Won't Win.
They are bad because they don't know Americans.
They can't identify with Americans.
I'd say that you're looking at running for president.
Do it.
Do it.
Look at this.
Do it.
I want personality.
Do it.
Write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country which does not want you to be president but which badly wants you to run.
Just pause.
Isn't that awesome?
This country that does not want you to be president but badly wants you to run.
The hubris of these elitist pricks.
And I'm glad he's British because that really amplifies it.
Running for president of the United States and we are going to make our presidential.
I don't watch porn.
There's not going to be a president Donald Trump.
Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.
Another talk show host.
Donald Trump will not be called president.
Hey, you're going to give us free tuition.
I continue to believe, Mr. Trump, Trump will not be president.
Donald Trump will never, ever hear that Ronald Reagan spinning in his grave.
President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States.
Exclamation point at real Donald Trump.
At real Donald Trump.
At least I will go down as a ruined the reveal there by putting his Twitter handle up.
You're never going to be president of the United States by insulting your winners.
Come on, Cobain.
we have a key race alert right now.
Donald Trump now has reached the number of delegates needed to clinch the Republican presidential nomination.
Right now, Mr. Trump, to answer your call for political honesty, I just want to say you're not going to be president, all right?
It's been fun.
It's been great.
I love you.
Come on, come on, buddy.
Donald Trump's funny.
All right, that's enough.
And then we have the when he won.
I'm sorry to bore you with this porn, but porn is evergreen.
You can always watch it.
And this is relevant because it shows you that the left is so out of touch that they keep tripping over themselves.
And that's what's going on with Norm McDonald.
They go, he's not even screaming that abortion is awesome.
He's not even talking about how stupid Trump is.
His show sucks.
I want Michelle Wolf doing a can-can dance going, my abortions rock and roll.
I love getting abortions.
We need more Nanette on Netflix talking about how she was raped.
We need more leftist propaganda.
No, we don't.
Americans don't like it.
You talk show hosts do not know what is going on.
More humor to help with any of that post-election stress.
There you go.
I had the weirdest, weirdest dream last night.
Remember that guy?
At least Kimmel has a sense of humor about it.
I dreamed we elected him president.
Dreamt.
The big story is that America woke up this morning and was like.
Did I do that?
If this morning you finally woke up from a coma, well, you might want to go back.
What we did was the democratic equivalent of installing an above-ground pool.
Even if we're looking at the mainstream, just pause there.
Notice the latent classism from old Samantha B, my neighbor upstate, who had a beautiful home with an in-ground pool.
That contempt for the average American.
Ew, they're overground pools.
They're so trashy, aren't they?
Look at that trashy blue-collar piece of garbage lying there sunning himself.
How much contempt do you feel?
I feel zero contempt.
I want to do a cannonball on him and knock him off of his flotation device in a fun way.
Foundations, the neighbors will never look at us the same way again.
Oh, that's so perfect.
The neighbors will never look at us the same way again.
If you have an overground pool, you are a shame to the neighborhood.
Eight-month-old son to bed, and I was holding him.
I said to him, When you wake up tomorrow morning, we might have our first female president.
And then when we came home around midnight, I went into his room, shook his crib until he woke up, and screamed, We have to get out of here.
I watch news coverage.
Anyway, it goes on and on and on.
You get the pictures that these late night hosts all have the same political opinions.
And that's just bad business at the end of the day.
Don't you see that America is 50-50?
And when you put 100 of your chips on that side, you're not going to win.
They don't get it.
They don't care.
They've already got their check.
I think they just care about getting invited to the right dinner parties.
Howard Stern, Jimmy Kimmel, they've already made enough money.
Now they just want to be popular with their neighbors.
And the last thing you want to do, if you want to be popular with your neighbors, is have an overground pool.
Ew!
This thing is freaking me out.
It's making me mad.
It's a joke.
This is not a W. This is not a P. That's a hoax.
Go to the ADL.
It's very clearly a hoax.
Look at this statue here I have.
This is fingers crossed, and it says, please be a fart.
You know, when you have a fart that could be a shard, and you go, here we go, and you're kind of nervous, and then it comes out and it's just air and you go, oh, thanks, it paid off.
4-Chan chose this joke because they had a very good point.
They had a good incentive.
And the incentive was to show the world, to show America, that the left has gone insane with their obsession with race and racism.
And I could make them think this mug is racist.
I could make them think this pen is racist.
I could make them think this Apple computers are racist.
And we played a game at my old show where we would come up with various things and see if we could find out they were racist.
And everything we came up with was racist.
Shoes, hair, birth certificates.
The only time we could find something that wasn't racist would be a part of a thing of a thing.
Like, you know, the aglet, the pointy part of a shoelace?
That I've never seen being called racist.
But I have seen shoelaces and shoes be called racist.
Soap, socks.
You could throw a dart in the dictionary.
And I bet darts and dictionaries are racist.
So they came up with this gag and they said, watch this, we'll just make this a thing.
And it worked.
And liberals went ballistic.
And here's the craziest part.
Even now they know that it was a prank, they still insist that you're racist if you do it because it's insensitive to racism.
I saw this article on Salon that Roger Stone was interviewed in, and it was Roger and me.
And it's Roger and me arguing about the white supremacist hand signal.
So, you know, they put that in the title, just like how many times do you beat your wife or why do you beat your wife?
It has to become true now.
And in it, he's going back and forth, and Roger Stone is saying that it means a million things.
And we did it back in Nixon's day.
And that was really the point of this.
We'll choose something that's common.
We'll choose something that's been enjoyed for centuries, that means a million different things.
And we'll make that negative.
Now, it's true that some white supremacists have indulged in this prank.
If you come up with a crazy gesture that makes liberals have a heart attack, everyone who dislikes liberals is going to use it.
That's libertarians, conservatives, paleoconservatives, neoconservatives, white supremacists, yes.
Black people, hotep.
Everyone is going to use this because you act like such a lunatic.
So in this article, this guy has a back-and-forth email with Roger Stone.
He says, The gesture is used often by President Trump and is used to connote support for the president in photos of the proud boys nationwide.
That's Roger Stone.
He goes, there are many such photos.
We reject the claim that it is a symbol of bigotry, and we specifically denounce white supremacy again and again and again, right?
And then the crazy part is the guy arguing with Roger Stone shows him the ADL article that says it's a hoax.
This really sums up the insanity of what I'm saying.
So this link was given to the guy who was trying to prove to Roger Stone that this is a racist symbol.
What?
So he says, this is how sensitive they are, and this is exactly why this prank was born.
You don't have to be a white supremacist to be guilty of enabling racism.
You see?
Get this.
This is amazing.
Considering that there are serious questions about Trump's views on racial matters, attempting to trigger liberals into believing you hold white supremacist views is not an innocent, perkish, sorry, puckish accent.
Puckish action.
Yeah, it is.
That's exactly what it is.
It is an innocent, puckish action.
And then he goes on to say, this is the salon reporter, it is, at best, an effort to minimize legitimate concerns about racism.
No, it's meant to minimize your insane lunatic concerns about racism.
And at worst, a way of expressing covert sympathy for those who hold those views.
Listen to the mansplaining going on here.
This is what it means.
Here's the paradigm.
Here's the spectrum of what it could mean.
And at best, it's mocking our legitimate concerns about racism.
No, it's mocking your illegitimate concerns about racism.
And they keep getting told this and it's explained to them on a regular basis.
Like, obviously, the thing that's really pissing people off is this Coast Guard who was fired.
This is the guy, you know this story, right?
Obviously, media, I talked about it.
He's being accused of flashing a racist hand gesture.
Matt Christensen, we should get him on the show.
He had a good video about it.
Check this out.
To symbolize support for white power.
There are just a few problems, though.
The idea that this is a hate symbol actually originates with a 2017 4chan trolling effort.
It's really just a zombie meme that these normies refuse to let die.
Even the ADL says die is just a white deal.
If the same ADL that says Pepe is a hate symbol says you've gone too far with your hysteria, you've definitely gone too far with your hysteria.
And the other problem, more overtly, is Xena Bash is half Mexican, half Chinese.
Oh, yeah, he's talking about the colours.
Even that heritage one.
By the way, I don't like when their heads are touching the top like that.
It's a bad edit.
It's bad framing.
Those are the two most recent ones, was the Xena Bash just daring to use her fingers there.
And then the guy with the Duchenhammer.
Look at Styx Hexenhammer.
Styx Hexenhammer?
We should get him on the show too.
I'll probably get him on tomorrow.
He had a very similar video that was also really good.
The Matt Christensen one is a sort of be-all and end-all on the subject.
Do you realize?
Dig that up yourself.
Is how you sound.
You sound exactly like some soccer mom in the early 80s saying, oh my God, Satanists are everywhere.
See, that person over there is wearing black clothes.
They could just be coming back from a funeral.
Maybe they're a goth.
Maybe they're a punk.
Maybe they're like a proto-emo or something.
They just cut themselves.
Hell, maybe they're a Wiccan, but they're probably not a Satanist.
Oh my God, they've got a pentagram on.
Okay.
Yeah, they invert it and maybe they're a Satanist.
You're looking at a Wiccan.
Yeah, that is exactly what this hysteria is like.
And that used to be soccer moms and the PMRC.
Remember the PMRC?
They wanted to put warnings on CDs because they're dangerous?
This obsession with race has reached an apex.
And it's got to the point where I'm embarrassed for these people.
When I hear...
He said that rescuing people is racist.
He said that what's really going on here is the so-called rescuers are going to black homes to kill and drown them.
And he also said that reporting on looting is racist because it makes blacks look bad.
Show that whole article.
It's just gold after gold.
Hurricane Florence Rescue Crew, conspiracy to mass murder black people.
You're framing it terrible, as is your want.
Okay, scroll down now.
He fits about 10 racist theories in there.
And you know what he's really doing is, okay, check this out.
What does that say?
These people, quote unquote, rescuing black people, these people are members of CERT.
And that's the special emergency blah, blah, blah team.
All the tactical gear, they're going into a war zone.
They're not rescuing people.
It is a war zone, okay?
There's riots.
There's not riots.
There's looting.
There's violence.
There's rape at these things.
You need to be prepared.
So because they're militarized, Tariq just jumps to, well, it must be racist.
You know what Tariq is doing, by the way?
There's this low-hanging fruit called everything is racist.
And some people can't resist grabbing it.
And I don't totally blame them.
Like, say someone said, you know, we live in a world where mustaches, people with mustaches can't succeed.
So the fact that you're making money now is incredible.
I'm going to be tempted to go, yeah, it was pretty hard, actually.
You know, it's kind of ironic because we are being persecuted as right-wingers, white males, pro-Westerners, pro-Trump guys, MAGA guys, that whole patriarchal group are seen as evil and disgusting and have to apologize all through college for our existence.
So we did kind of survive despite adversity.
We got all the claims Tariq says he has.
Anyway, so this hand gesture, that's a good picture you got there.
These cops are in trouble for making the sign.
And it looks to me like they are playing the lookie game, which is if I trick you into looking down and looking at my hand like this, I get to punch you.
All men do it.
It's called hilarious And fun, and the beauty of doing that in a photograph is I can show you the photograph.
You looked at a hand, it doesn't have to be my hand for me to punch you, you just looked at this.
It could be like a sculpture in the garden, and if you look at it, boom, I get to punch you.
But what does the guy say in that picture?
Here's a picture of members of Jasper Alabama Police Force.
Four of them are making a symbol with their hand that shows three fingers, W. W, obviously.
Yeah.
With a stem, P. They were suspended for this and were Dr. Weeks Pay.
The mayor said they showed poor judgment.
I'm honestly curious what you think is happening here.
I think I know what is happening.
I know what I think is happening, he says.
By the way, this is a perfect prank because these pontificators, they love to see evil and racism in everything.
They're sort of like they're witch hunters.
They're Bigfoot chasers.
So you add like the potential for a W and a P, and they love reading in it.
They're exactly like the soccer moms, just like that dude said.
You know, I've seen this video where this woman talks about the monster energy drink and how the claw represents 666 and Satan is in the monster energy drink and they're evil and they're trying to kill Christians and all this crap.
That's the exact same story.
And that's why it works so well.
Yeah, show that other one where this woman says, I'll give you proof that it's racist.
Look at the people doing it.
Now, again, this is guilt by association.
Hitler used toilet paper.
If you use toilet paper, it doesn't mean that you are Hitler.
And the fact that just showing Milo Yiannopoulos do it is proof that it's racist.
He is having sex with a black man right now, Tommy Lauren.
And then go back, go back.
Then they have that super hot chick, Ziba Fox, whatever her name is.
What's her name again?
I don't know.
I always forget.
That's the one who...
That's photoshopped.
The gesture she had was on her hand, but they've somehow stuck it in there on that one.
And then the last one, of course, is Roger Stone and the Proud Boys.
There's so much going on here that I find it a very fascinating microcosm of a much bigger macro problem, which is the obsession with everything being racist and America sucks and Nazi, Nazi, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But the Coast Guard one was particularly egregious because he wasn't even knowingly doing the mocking.
He was doing what those cops were doing, which was, hey, I want you to look here so I get to punch you.
And I know a Coast Guard who's spoken to this guy's superiors.
Let's talk to him now.
Mike Veccione, are you there?
I am, sir.
Did I pronounce that right?
Vecchion.
Vecchione.
Sometimes those Italian names can get so complicated they're almost Japanese.
Like Osachiacio, Osakoiko, Chia.
Nobody ever gets it.
So you were a Coast Guard for a long time.
20 years.
And you know people who know this kid?
Yes, I do.
A couple of friends of mine have served with him.
Served with him.
Now, your contention is he was playing the lookie game.
The game, yep.
And that game, we all played it in high school, and that was, if we can trick you into looking at this, then we get to punch you.
Sometimes you put your finger in it or whatever.
When I was a kid, actually, I should say I still play it.
You don't have to do anything.
You don't have to put your finger in anything.
Just if they see it or a drawing of it or a picture or they do it on the internet all the time.
There'll be a movie of like some girl taking off her blouse and just before she reveals her breast, the guy goes and then you get to pound him.
Oh yeah.
I seen a guy with a fish.
He had a big bass and his hand was in the mouth and he pulled it out and he did the symbol.
It was great.
That would be a good one if you're giving birth.
I mean, you're helping a woman give birth and you're reaching in, pulling out the baby.
And then just as you pull out the baby, you just sort of show the father, you've got the hand on top of the baby.
Absolutely.
The best doctor ever if he did that.
So it's a tradition, not just with the Coast Guards, but in the military to do the looky game where, again, folks at home, if you're a woman or a nerd and you don't know this, if we can trick you into looking at our hand, we get to punch you.
They play that in the military all the time.
This guy was doing it in a very creative way.
He shouldn't have been playing that silly game.
And this is what we were saying.
So as a senior enlisted person, retired, you know, this should be handled in the fact of, hey, look, you're on national TV.
You should be professional.
Absolutely.
He was wrong for that.
However, immediately going to the intent that it was a white power symbol is ridiculous, especially if you know the background of that symbol and the wide different uses of it.
And the Coast Guard really, I feel, failed this member because they need your reaction.
You know, part of what they did was right.
They pulled him off duty, you know, which I think is to appease the masses.
You know, hey, we're going to investigate.
Kind of like with a copper and you do something wrong, you get put on administrative leave.
Sure, I understand that.
But this kid, like I was telling you earlier when we spoke, he had to hire a lawyer to fight these racial allegations.
This is going to affect this kid's career forever if he even gets to stay in the Coast Guard.
Unbelievable.
So he's essentially being kicked out because of a joke.
And a misinterpreted joke that these social justice warriors have turned into something.
And it's so ironic because the reason that 4chan made that up was to trigger people and show how fanatical they've all become.
And then they start acting like fanatics.
Unless, of course, it's a black guy.
Remember, you were talking earlier, we were talking about Ferguson when that guy did that.
There's a Colin Kaepernick frat where they do that.
And everyone, the second that he was criticized for that, they called it gang signs.
They jumped down their throat because it was a black guy.
But if it's a white guy.
And it's funny, I said that recently in a conversation to a friend of mine who's black.
And I said, how would you like it if every time you threw your fraternity symbol, someone said, oh, you must be part of the bloods?
He's like, well, I get exactly.
And he agreed.
He said, I get exactly what you're saying.
Of course, it's racial profiling if you do that.
Yeah.
All right, Michael, thanks for coming on the show and clearing it up.
I cannot believe that a joke within a joke is being treated as the joke that it was supposed to be me making fun of originally.
It is.
And I hope, you know, I don't know who from the Coast Guard is going to listen to this, but I hope when the spotlight's off, you know, they do the right thing by this member and they really do look into the intent of the symbol and they give this kid a fair shake because, you know, young in your career like that, that's a shame.
It's ridiculous.
Thanks for coming on the show, buddy.
Thanks, Gavin.
I appreciate it, man.
Appreciate you.
So it's many things.
And that is why 4chan chose it.
Yeah.
4chan chose it because they wanted to choose something like a pen.
And they thought, pens, let's use pens, let's put pens there.
And now people who have a pencil behind their ear will get fired.
And that's sad, but at least we'll see how nuts things have become.
And what happens?
They don't get the joke.
They do the firing and they go, no, no, I know you were joking.
I know you're mocking me.
I'm still following through.
It's like free bleeding.
On Reddit, you know about that, right?
They said, they told women, it's empowering.
You know, don't be ashamed of your menstrual cycle.
Well, be a little ashamed.
Like, obviously, 50% of the population does it.
We don't think it's disgusting, but it's like going to the bathroom.
It's nothing to be particularly proud of.
And they said, you're free bleeding.
You own it, girl.
And it turned out to be a hoax that 4chan put on.
But women went, I like it anyway.
And they ran with it.
And to this day, you just see a woman in white jeans just like, yeah, what do you think?
You can't hate it.
You can't menstrual shame me.
Yeah, they're still going with it.
And I think if you told them that if it was a 4chan joke, the ones who don't know would go, all right, I don't care.
I don't care what its origins are.
So this means a million things.
Roger Stone used to do it in Tricky Dick days, back in Nixon days.
It means something in sign.
It means A-OK.
It's a black fraternity.
And the fact that some white power guys see it as white power doesn't mean it's a white power symbol.
That's the thing the left doesn't seem to understand.
All it means is this is a joke that makes you mad.
And amongst all the different people who use it to trigger liberals, Nazis happen to be a tiny, tiny portion of that.
That doesn't make it a hate symbol.
The white supremacists use toilet paper.
White supremacists use the word triggered all the time.
Does that mean the word triggered is a hate speech term?
White supremacists use the word snowflake all the time.
Does that make snowflake a hate term?
Let's talk to the real man in charge of these kind of discussions.
The man who was doing this when we were all embryos, Mr. Roger Stone.
The man who was doing this when we were all embryos, Mr. Roger Stone.
Roger, are you there, sir?
Great to be here, Gavin.
Great to have you.
I'm kind of obsessed with the recent controversy with Zena Bash and the Coast Guard and on these cops all losing their jobs for going like this.
And the reason it drives me nuts is the point of this prank was to show how hysterical the left can be about something totally innocuous.
And they are being hysterical about something totally innocuous.
Well, but it's very important, you see, because it's a device that is designed to smear us, to misrepresent our political views.
So let's say it right up front.
We abhor anti-Semitism.
We reject white supremacy.
We're opposed to bigotry of any kind.
We denounce the Ku Klux Klan.
We denounce neo-Nazis.
We denounce and find the views of these people repugnant.
This has nothing to do with that political philosophy.
You got hoaxed.
Right.
And it's an ongoing smear.
But it's meant to reflect false motives on patriots who choose to gather in support of freedom.
Well, their argument is, yes, it may have started as a joke, but now white supremacists use this to trigger liberals.
And to that, I say, okay, maybe, but everyone who hates you uses this.
Paleocons, neocons, libertarians, apolitical people that just want to see liberals squirm will go like this.
It means this at this point.
Well, actually, it means okay, as it is traditionally meant.
And guess what?
Under President Donald Trump, our economy is doing pretty okay.
It sure is.
3.2 million new jobs, 5% economic growth, twice what Obama was able to average over eight years.
Historic increases in wages.
Billions coming back into the country to be reinvested here as opposed to abroad.
So, you know, it explains the hysteria of people who are trying to impute upon us a philosophy that we reject.
It's a, look, I know dirty tricks.
This is one.
Yes.
Well, it's amazing how that's all the DNC has as a platform is we reject your hate, to which we respond, yeah, we reject our hate too.
We don't hate.
What are you talking about?
Plus, the acts of violence against outspoken conservatives or people who've been awakened and have walked away is far more egregious than attacks on the streets of liberals by conservatives.
The intolerance seems to be all on their side.
Steve Khaleese was a conservative Republican shot by a madman of the left.
Yeah.
You're right.
They're the bigots.
They're the prejudiced ones.
It's funny how everything that they accuse us of is much more prevalent on their side.
The hatred, the violence, the even their embracing of radical Islam seems to check all the boxes of homophobia, sexism, and even racism.
You see, I, on a personal level, I find the charge that I would do this as a white supremacist symbol disproved by the record.
I supported the president who desegregated the public schools.
I worked for the president who gave us affirmative action as a policy, an action that is pro, so pro-civil rights that some conservatives think it crossed a line.
I support affirmative action.
The man who gave us the Office of Minority Business Enterprise, this is someone without whom the 1958 Civil Rights Act would not have passed, but for Vice President Richard Nixon rounding up enough Republicans to get it over the top.
So it is absurd to say that we believe in white supremacism.
No, we reject white supremacism.
Yeah, I think they know that.
I think they know deep down that it's a lie.
I mean, everything that we believe is on the record.
It's easy to find.
Just because our guys like to wear, you know, Sir Wesley Baden-style outfits does not make them white supremacists.
It's a good look.
Let me tell you something.
As I have moved around, Gavin, the threats of violence and the actual acts of violence against me in the streets, in restaurants, in airports, in public spaces, in private spaces has been extraordinary.
In many occasions, the Proud Boys have showed up to just be a presence.
We don't provoke violence, but we will defend ourselves.
And it has provided me with a great sense of security.
So a shout out to the Proud Boys across the country who have helped me in my travels, to speak the truth, in Arizona, in Washington, D.C., in California, so many other places.
Well, I've talked to some of the guys that have looked after you, and they say they thoroughly enjoy it.
And they've even said it takes them a couple days to recover because it's so fun.
It's not only frenetic, but we spend enormous amounts on alcohol.
My treat.
And we eat a lot of red meat, you see.
Yes, that's America in a nutshell.
Let's make it great again.
I must say that I am revolted by the efforts to censor you as yet another important voice for freedom and for freedom of expression.
It's a badge of honor what Alex Jones is going through.
Alex Jones is the test case.
Those who say, well, it's just Alex Jones miss the whole point.
You don't have to agree with Alex Jones on everything.
In fact, you don't have to agree with him on anything to recognize that he has a right to speak and he has a very compelling way of doing so.
And he should have full access to the American public through social media and every other medium because it's constitutionally protected speech.
They're doing the same thing to you.
They did it to me when I was banned for life at Twitter.
The Twitter Nazis, or Twatsis, as we call them, accused me of hurting Jake Tapper's feelings in a tweet.
So I was an early test.
But people need to understand, if they silence Alex Jones, if they silence Gavin McInnes, who's next?
Them next.
Tucker Carlson or John Kennedy or Mike Savage or Rush Limbaugh and all these other people that I admire and like and listen to, they're next on the hit parade.
This is a purge of politically incorrect thought.
And it must be combated.
It's all about trying to stop Trump from getting re-elected, and all it's doing is getting Trump re-elected.
Well, it's very interesting.
Last night, I'm looking at my text message, and I get a text message from one of the guys I work with, and he says, boy, is Facebook fucking with us.
So it just, you know, it's trench warfare.
They are heavily involved in using fancy computer tricks to limit our reach and our ability to speak.
It's un-American.
That's the perfect word for it, Roger.
And it violates antitrust.
So, Mr. President, are you listening?
Tune in, Donald Trump.
Roger, I got to go.
Thank you very much for coming on the show.
Always a pleasure.
Thank you.
And let me compliment you again on that opt-it protector.
It's awesome.
Thank you, sir.
Cheers.
I'm often criticized for not giving Antifa and the socio-fascists, the paramilitary wing of the DNC, not giving them enough credit, and not caring about them as human beings.
That's false.
I see Antifa as misguided, and I often check in on them.
For example, you know the guy that Rufio Panman knocked out, sent his glasses flying, and then he hit his head on the pavement after he was knocked out cold for attacking Rufio, for attacking our guys.
I thought, whatever happened to that guy?
That looked like a severe concussion.
He could have been comatose.
I hope he's doing okay.
And I am happy to announce he's on the road to recovery.
We actually have some footage of him now on the road to recovery.
I think that's him on the far right.
He's doing great.
In fact, he's in the lead, is he not?
It's hard to see that.
Okay, he's not quite in the lead, but he's definitely getting there.
And who knows, maybe next time we check in, he will be in the lead.
So for all of you people screaming, Gav, you never give anyone the other side any credit.
You know what I say to you guys?
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