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Sept. 5, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 180 | Court Room Mess | Get Off My Lawn
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Tell y'all about a brain disease.
I act up as a chain deceased.
It still don't act right up.
Wait a minute, let me get my facts right when I say that we all don't act the same.
Just a handful want to start the game.
So I gotta roll deeper.
Check your grip and don't smile hard.
That song, that song is called Sleeping with the Enemy by a rapper who goes by the name of Paris, who was big in the 90s.
And the reason I chose it as the intro song is because Eminem is in the news because he used the word F-A-G-G-O-T.
Are you allowed to spell bad words?
And I couldn't help but notice he was wearing a shirt that was Sleeping with the Enemy, the song we just played.
You know who the enemy is in that song?
That's white people.
So forget the homophobic slur.
He's wearing a shirt that has the song Sleeping with the Enemy on it.
Oh, actually, this is a different one.
Sometimes he wears the shirt with Sleeping with the Enemy, and that's the song we just played.
The Enemy is the white man.
He's talking about black cops, and they're sleeping with the enemy because they're doing the white man's bidding.
But that shirt is also Paris.
He loves Paris.
And that album is called The Devil Made Me Do It.
He's talking about murdering cops and murdering white people.
And guess who the devil is?
Moi.
So I want to get into that.
Because the idea, imagine a black man wearing a Johnny Rebel shirt.
Johnny Rebel is an incredibly racist country singer who has shocking songs about black people that are semi-comical, but also just brutally harsh, horrible songs.
And the idea of a black man wearing that is unfathomable.
But a white guy with the enemy on his shirt, and it's about white people.
Can you imagine any other race doing that?
Can you imagine a Japanese guy doing that?
Can you imagine a Puerto Rican Japanese dude doing that?
I just realized right now, you're 0% white.
What do you mean?
You're half Puerto Rican, half Japanese.
There's nothing.
Oh, no.
Puerto Ricans are part Spanish, part Thai.
What is the average?
Yeah.
So you are partly white.
But what about the in World War II?
What are you shouting to yourself?
In World War II.
Shout out to yourself.
I'm there.
Oh, okay.
In World War II, Japanese were honorary whites.
Yeah, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about genetics.
But before we get to Eminem, we have a few things to cover that's hot in the news.
My friend, my friend, Arab Amenits, my friend, there are 100 people get sick coming from Dubai.
Why would anyone go to Dubai?
Remember there was that story recently where a woman, she had some wine on the plane on the way to Dubai, and that is illegal, my friend.
My friend, women cannot have booze.
No, no, no, my friend.
So she went to jail.
Her and her daughter were imprisoned when they landed there because she violated the law by drinking wine.
What are you doing?
It's a billion degrees.
Oh no, there's some incredible hotels.
Oh, wow, you really love being inside.
All you can do in Dubai is be inside.
Yeah, but there's shopping.
There's shopping everywhere.
Oh, no, not like in Dubai.
There's Gucci and Prada.
What is it, a 19-hour flight to go and cook in a giant oven of a country?
Is Dubai a country or a city?
I don't even know.
And I don't care.
That's what Gary Johnson should have said when he said, what's Aleppo?
He should have said, instead of saying, I'm not familiar with Aleppo, he should have said, I don't care about Aleppo.
I'm an isolationist.
It can all sink into the sea for all I care.
When I watch international news and there's some sort of tragedy in some country I've never heard of, I go.
How about these people who go to Puerto Rico and rescue dogs?
There's a stray dog in a sh ⁇ hole.
I have to go rescue it.
That'll help.
Because once you get that stray dog out of that horrible place, then there's no more stray dogs because you took them all.
That's how math works.
It's like Robert Moses in New York where he goes, well, there's poor people.
I was almost going to do a southern accent for some reason.
Hi, I'm Robert Moses.
I'm from New York City.
Well, there's poor people in New York and they need housing, so I'll build projects.
And then the poor people will have homes and then there'll be no more housing problem.
What could possibly go wrong?
I don't know, Moz.
They might have more babies.
Do you ever think of that?
Stray dogs have more kids.
Oops, I just compared poor New Yorkers to stray dogs.
I meant rabbits.
Sweat.
So that story is unfolding as we speak.
The funny thing, though, is the Emirates, their tweet, they said, yes, my friend, it is true.
10 people were sick, went to the hospital.
I don't know what that accent is.
It's like an orphan from Bangkok.
My friend.
But everyone else is reporting 100.
No, my friend, it's only 10 peoples.
Only 10 peoples are sick.
Nice centering.
So we'll see.
What is it?
Could it be terrorism?
Every time I see a major news item like this, I just go, first name of person involved, please.
Is it Muhammad or Brian?
If it's Brian, it's anecdotal.
If it's Muhammad, it's indicative of a larger pattern.
Okay, that's all we're going to do on that.
If you want the news, go to not CNN, but Twitter, which I'm banned from, so I have to do a secret account to get on there.
But if you go to CNN, they have no mention of this, because they're always about four or five hours behind.
If you go to CNN, it's all about Kavanaugh.
And since we spoke to you yesterday about this, seemingly, it should be an innocuous story.
Brett Kavanaugh is at a hearing to become a Supreme Court judge.
He's pro-life personally, as is a good 50% of the country.
A good 50% of women are pro-life, by the by.
I don't know why this becomes a feminist issue.
But he never said he's going to overturn Roe versus Wade.
The only person who said that was me and a giant wink on yesterday's show.
But the Democrats have paid people to disrupt that thing.
We're going to talk to Ezra Levant about this.
And these nut bars, she scratched her arm like this, and for a second, 30 seconds to be precise, her hand sort of seemed like this.
That must be a gesture.
What does it say?
Speechless!
Trump's immigration advisor, Zina Bash, a Mexican with Polish background whose parents escaped the Holocaust, just flashed the white power sign while sitting behind Kavanaugh so the neo-Nazis will know this is their man.
Spread her shame.
By the way, there's maybe 220 neo-Nazis in this country of 320 million.
So their vote doesn't really get things going, I'm afraid.
Sorry about that.
No, it's not.
It's tens of millions.
And they're all part of the secret cabal.
If you want a cabal, check with Islam.
There's plenty of cabals for you there.
More than you can ever digest.
And I'll also discuss this with the Ezbean.
He's a total Es-Bean.
Let's say that when he's all washed up in 30 years.
This is a joke.
This was created by us to make fun of the left, to make fun of libs who think everything is racist.
It could have been this.
It could have been mugs.
In fact, we tried it with beverages.
We made milk a thing.
And we said, let's make milk racist.
And they started freaking out.
And we posed next to milk trucks and went, ooh, is this bad?
Let's make bells racist.
Bing bong, ding-dong, ding-dong.
Get it?
Ding-dong.
And they fall for it.
They're so easy.
It's like that scam we did with what was it, free bleeding.
Remember that?
No.
4chan, just for, they said, let's try this out.
It's almost too easy, like these marionettes.
They said, let's pretend that women menstruating without sanitary napkins and bleeding all over themselves.
Let's pretend that's a feminist statement and see if we can get them to do that.
And they took it hook line and sinker.
And here's the crazy part.
It's since been exposed that it was a prank.
They're still running with it.
It's like you can't undo the joke.
Total insanity.
All right.
You know what?
I think we should take this momentum talking about Kavanaugh and cut right to the Esbean because we actually have some very controversial footage that has been recorded illicitly of him, and it is remarkably controversial.
We have recordings of him saying that he's a cocaine addict, recordings of him talking about women in a sexual manner, and recordings of him talking about homosexuality in a very sexual manner, including with About Yours Truly.
Ezra, are you there, sir?
I am.
Hi.
I wish we were meeting on slightly more convenient circumstances, slightly friendlier circumstances, but unfortunately, we've come across some audio of you that I believe was recorded unbeknownst to you.
And this is, I know you're thinking I'm talking about something that would happen a long time ago.
I'm actually talking about something that happened in the past week.
And I thought it would only be fair to give you a chance to defend these quotes without going public first.
I guess we are going public in a sense, but not with you there.
So I'm just going to play the first quote, and maybe you can explain to me the context in which you said this in a private setting.
Go ahead.
Okay, I'm terrified.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I make tons of money off these fundraisers, but I keep it all.
Once I spent 300 grand on Coke, and after I deviated my septum, I spent it all in gambling.
That can't be true.
Is that true?
No, I don't know whose voice that is, but I admire whoever that is.
I admire the chutzpah.
That's not me, though.
300 grand on Coke, an eight ball is like $350.
So that is maybe 108 balls?
You'd have to be doing Coke every waking moment for close to a year.
Yeah, the only Coke I do is Coca-Cola, and you can see it in my hips.
The hips don't lie.
But you know what?
I'm not sure what we're doing here today, but it's sort of fun and sort of odd, but keep going.
Okay, well, check out this one.
This one is pretty bad.
Women want me really bad, and I actually feel sorry for them because there's just not enough EZ to go around.
Again, you know, plausible because of the high demand for Ez, but anyone who looks at me says there's more than enough Ezra to go around.
There's probably about 60 pounds too much Ezra.
I don't even mind the groupie thing.
I just don't like hearing someone refer to themselves when they're named Ezra as Ez.
Yeah, you know what?
There's only about three people in the world who do that.
My mom, my sister, and you.
Everyone else says Ezra or some swear.
Okay, let's play the next one.
This one I was very surprised by.
Gavin McGinnis, so hot.
I'm not gay, but if I was, you'd be at the top of my list.
Have you seen his legs?
They look like the green lanterns.
Like the superhero, not the actual lanterns.
You know what?
I hear you're cutting close to the bone because unfortunately, I have seen your penis before.
I did not want to.
I did not request it.
I looked away as soon as I could.
But like looking at, you know, the sun, even when you close your eyes, you can't remove the stain of the image.
Right, yeah.
It's like a fresh retina.
It's just a penis.
this is before you were banned.
And it was you running down the beach with your twig and berries just flapping.
Yes.
And I don't know why you put that on Twitter.
If I was Twitter, I would have banned you then.
But before we go, how about Kavanaugh and this ridiculous witch hunt over the OK symbol?
They've completely lost their minds.
Yeah, you know that.
You know, when I was a kid, me and my siblings learned sign language, or at least the alphabet.
It was sort of like a secret code.
And I don't know, it was a little weird and nerdy, but we just did.
A, B, C, D, E, F. So this is actually the letter F in sign language, G-H-I-J.
So this has a meaning.
It's F. And it stands for fantastic, or you could also call it O-K.
That's a K in sign language, O-K.
So that looks a little bit like O-K.
It was a joke on 4chan.
It was a hoax.
Let's get liberals to think that is white power.
It was a hoax.
But I don't even think they did WP.
I think that on 4chan they went, these guys are so insane.
We could choose a mug, we could choose a computer, a microphone, and make it a thing.
And they said, what about this?
They go, they did it with milk too, remember?
And they go, I bet we could just make this a thing, and they would start going, having heart attacks about this.
And they said, let's try it.
Boom, it took off.
And this is what's so crazy about this backlash is they're walking the exact red carpet that the right laid out to make fun of them.
They're walking into the trap again.
Yeah, well, I remember another 4chan meme.
They took an old poster from San Francisco's Gay Village of all the different symbols.
If you wear an earring on this ear or that ear or a kerchief this way or that way.
I think it was a safety pin, had a certain sexual meaning.
And the 4chan joke was, let's get the safety pin to mean some sort of resistance thing.
And the reason this works, Gavin, is not because these critics actually thought that Zina Bash, a Mexican Latina woman who's Jewish, by the way.
Yeah, I think her parents escaped the Holocaust in Poland.
Yeah.
I mean, none of them actually think she's a white power activist.
It's fake outrage, but they have enough gas in the tank on that stupid signal to get them through one more news cycle.
And then, because I mean, Stormy Daniels is done, and Omarosa is done, and her recordings are done, and now they've got the new book for, so they need something that, like a fruit fly, will it at least last one day?
And this okay Symbol or white power, or whatever.
And she was just relaxing her arm for a second, like she was going like this, and then she was going like this.
They know it's so insane, but it's good enough to get them through the news cycle.
And their appetite is voracious, too.
I mean, soon they'll need two a day.
Soon you'll have the pre-lunch hysteria and then the post-lunch hysteria.
Maybe they'll need three by the way.
It's so critically important for Donald Trump to bash the media every day because he has to take each one of these incidents and remind people, why would you trust these same journalists when they're talking calmly about any substantive matter, whether it was NAFTA, NATO, North Korea, on hysterical matters like Russia, trade, taxes, race, which is another hysterical matter for the left.
If you know that they're lying to you and fibbing and BSing on something as trivial as a hand gesture, remember these liars now because in an hour they're going to put on a suit and jacket and say, and now I'm reporting to you from Washington.
You've got to remember all the time the mainstream media lies.
And that's why Trump's war on the media is not actually a war on the media.
It's a war to reframe the media as embedded leftists.
It's actually the most important thing Donald Trump does more than any substantive issue by reminding voters that you cannot trust the media as neutral arbiters.
That enables any other substantive policy by Trump.
His war on the media is the most important thing he does, and it's the reason he's president.
Well, you know what you just did?
You just made our prank relevant and looped this all around into one big, meaningful conversation.
Thank you for that.
Well, thank you.
And I got to say, as pranks go, it was pretty lame.
See you, man.
That got a little tense there, huh?
I think Ezra has been betrayed so many times by people close to him that he wouldn't be remotely surprised if I stabbed him in the back.
I don't do that.
Scottish people are loyal to the death.
And I've explained this on my show many times.
I'm so loyal that I will ex people who betrayed someone.
They'll forgive that person.
And now I'm the enemy with that person on behalf of someone who's already moved on.
And then they will have a party, a dinner party, and I can't come because I have beef with that person, even though they're friends now.
Sometimes they're back together as a couple, and I can't go to their wedding because I was so cruel to her when she was mean to him.
That's how loyal I am.
I'm more loyal to you than you.
But I promise you, Eminem, and I think this is a big deal.
So anyway, what got Eminem the rapper in the news is this, the following lyric.
And Ryan, don't censor this bad word I'm about to say because it is a relevant news item.
And I don't care how much trouble I get in.
If the word is part of the news, then the word cannot be censored.
Because if you say that a senator was fired for saying the N-word, you don't know if he said the actual word or the N-word.
So you're getting less information.
So here's Eminem's quote.
Tyler, create nothing.
I see why you called yourself a faggot.
You worship D12's balls.
You're sack religious.
Oh, damn.
Damn, Eminem.
First of all, that's not really a very potent homophobic slur in the sense that Tyler the Creator, that's who he's referring to, used the word about himself.
So Eminem is saying, I understand why you said that.
And then you worship D12's balls.
It's all pretty obvious satire.
But I don't care about Eminem.
He is a grumpy old man who hates Trump and is pathetic about it.
I mean, he was mortified that Trump, he picked a fight with Trump, and Trump destroyed him.
You know how he destroyed him?
He didn't respond.
But he did respond to Jay-Z.
So what Eminem got from him was, you're not relevant, but other rappers are.
Somebody say my name.
Oh, my God, Jay-Z.
Jay-Z, hello?
It's me, Jay-Z, on the phone.
What's going on?
Not a lot.
Is this what we do now on the show?
We do a Howard Stern thing where we pretend celebrities call in.
Beyonce.
Yeah?
Beyonce.
I want to ask you about Beyonce.
She does commercials for blonde shampoo.
That's not her hair, and she can't get it wet.
So why is she an expert on blonde hair?
She's appropriating the blonde hair culture.
Okay, good.
She boyhole.
So sorry, I alluded to this at the beginning, but I find it fascinating, this sort of ethnomasochism of white people and how it only happens with white people.
Who hate white people?
I hate white people who hate white people.
And Eminem is one of them.
Do we have that?
You show that picture already, right?
That's the picture.
Paris.
Make way for Panther, right?
Show the pic.
It's being slow again.
Oh, great.
Can you play The Devil Made Me Do It or is the machine's going to go slow?
Let's listen to The Devil Made Me Do It.
This is actually a pretty good musician.
Playing a record backwards?
That's what that ship ship ship is.
I've been listening to him incessantly since I saw him wear the shirt.
And I was analyzing the lyrics, and then I ended up getting into it.
Another cut to move on.
Another beat that's so strong.
Hold on, and not get wicked.
And then dumbstruct mutant as a wick gets whipped down.
Then spit on the flag and get it.
Now I'm back with a brand new sick rhyme.
Sounds cool, huh?
Okay, listen.
Don't snooze or lose.
It came with the master plan and got you.
So know who's opposed to the dominant dark skin.
And food for thought is a law for the brother man.
Pause.
So this song is about the devil, the white man, and how evil they are.
And he's saying, get educated and know who's opposed to the dominant dark skin.
White People.
And then he says, you'll slowly realize that the law is all about getting rid of blacks.
That's why cops exist to get blacks off the street and in jail.
Now, that kind of talk leads to cops getting killed.
So, this guy, they say, like, that's hate speech, that could lead to violence.
This kind of lie, this myth that white people and cops are out, are working hand in hand.
They say that actually, that's a chant.
Cops and Klan go hand in hand.
So, this myth that the cops and the Klan are working together to exterminate blacks leads to blacks, I mean, sorry, leads to cops getting assassinated.
And I would argue, leads to blacks feeling more reckless in a crime scenario where they don't explicitly say, I'm going to kill cops.
They say, these guys are evil.
They're hunting me.
I'm going to die anyway.
Next thing you know, you just killed a black man and a cop.
Nice work, liars.
But anyway, I don't want art censored.
I just think it's interesting that white people love art that makes up lies about them and says that you're evil.
But play the next verse.
Just the way the devil had planned it.
Rape, then pillage everyone on the planet.
Then give them fake gods at odds with Allah.
Wait, did you go back to the beginning?
Yeah, you did.
No, no, no, no, no.
You blew it.
All right, so he says, love thy enemy and all that hoopla.
Here close the words I wrote.
Crack cocaine are genocide on black folk.
Who in their right mind could have missed this?
Damn right when you think seditious.
All right?
He also, where is it, France and France Fannin?
He talks about Farrakhan and Fannin.
And France Fannin was an anti-colonialist academic in the 50s that you learn about in Black Studies.
And he always, he was against, just stop playing that goddamn song.
France Fannin comes up in the song a lot.
And this was a guy who was against miscagination.
Is that what it's called?
Race mixing?
And he said that when black men date white women, they're actually craving white acceptance.
And you can never do that.
You know, you're good enough to just stay within your race.
Racist stuff that a white person could never say.
But when a white person hears a black guy like France Fannin say, well, black people should never touch white people, they go, that's awesome, man.
You're so empowered, which is racist.
Because you have a double standard.
You have a second set of rules.
It's the bigotry of low expectations.
It's like you're calling them a little pet and you're saying, oh, cute.
You want to be with your own kind of little doggy?
Oh, I love when you do that.
Oh, I hate me.
Bad me.
Yeah.
Like, that's how I talk to my five-year-old.
I'm a jerk.
You're cool.
I let him win races and stuff.
All right.
The other song is called Sleeping with the Enemy.
And that's, I think that's another song on that album.
No, it's another album that Eminem also wears the shirt of and promotes.
And lots of white.
Like, if you go to a Paris concert, it'd be all white people dancing to a song about their extermination.
How does it go?
Play it.
No props because it really don't matter about the color of the cop.
And now I hate police, so I won't stop.
It's a brain disease.
Wait a minute, let me get my facts right.
When I say that we all don't act the same, just a handful wanna start the game.
So I gotta roll deeper.
Check your grip and don't smile.
Hard as concrete.
Damn shame, but it's like that.
Cause some got hard heads like bricks.
Okay, just pause.
Or we've heard enough of it.
He's saying, check the grip, hard as concrete.
So this is a guy out hunting cops.
And he's got a lot of songs about this.
In fact, in the liner notes of the CD, you see dead cops covered in blood in the cop car.
And that's not just anti-cop.
It's anti-white because he's saying that evil white people want to kill you and they just use cops.
So cops are just the tool that is used to exterminate black people.
And again, I don't care about this.
I like death metal.
You know, I like satanic music.
I like punk screaming and swearing and being as offensive as possible.
But don't you think it's strange that a mainstream, incredibly popular white celebrity proudly wears a shirt that talks about how white people need to be assassinated?
Unfathomable that it would go the other way.
Unfathomable.
But it's just the way we are.
Like, oh, here's, let me just give you a few.
Oh, yeah, Coffee, Donuts, and Death.
There we go.
That's the single from that album.
Look at that.
That's a dead cop with blood all over the place.
I think I remember Paris complaining that the cops were giving him a hard time when he was doing this photo shoot.
Sorry.
Unbelievable.
All right, let's decompress with a woman with a penis named Gigi Gorgeous who is highly embarrassed that she can't push a child out of her urethra.
Hey guys, Gigi Gavin here to talk about one of the craziest videos I've ever seen.
And I'm sorry to keep reminding you this, but I lost my ad agency, Rooster Worldwide, shortly after it was purchased by a much bigger company, Havas.
Thank the Lord.
I lost that agency.
It was shut down by Havas because I called Trannys mentally ill gays.
And I deeply regret that.
I'm so sorry.
They're perfectly sane gays.
Now, this gentleman, Gigi Gorgeous, he appears to be married to a lesbian.
She's an heir to the Getty throne, Getty Oil.
That's her.
I forget her name.
Something Getty.
And then this is a gentleman who calls himself Gigi Gorgeous, who's had tons of surgery.
I can't figure out if he's cut his penis off yet.
By the way, I don't think you should.
Just think of it, if you're a lesbian, think of it as a very handy strap-on that somehow has nerve endings.
Don't cut your penis off.
The vagina they give you sucks.
It's not a vagina.
It's a hole in your body.
And by the way, it still grows hairs because it's an inside-out penis.
And then when you have intercourse, I'm sorry to be so graphic, but this is just a fact.
I could say it on mainstream TV too.
The hairs come off.
And so you develop hair balls deep, deep by your, what would be your cervix, although it's not, I guess it's your prostate up there.
I don't know what you'd call that.
The top of your bowels, bottom of your bowels.
Anyway, these gynecologists have to go in there and get out the accumulated hair balls.
Can you imagine you took gynecologically, you were an OBGYN, you took gynecology, and your first day on the job, you have to remove a transsexual's hair balls?
Hold on a sec.
Let me Google this.
I don't see the chapter on that.
Anyway, so this is what we're up against here with, old Gigi.
And Gigi is a woman in his mind and went to a fertility clinic to discuss having babies.
Now, I'm about four months here with my Budweiser baby, but how can you not, like, why would you go to a fertility clinic?
Anyway, just check out this video.
It is peak insanity.
This trans woman is opening up.
Turn it up.
I can't hear you.
And to some extent, it makes me feel inferior to women.
Yeah.
Just pause.
This is what I've always been screaming.
Womanhood isn't something you can just acquire on a shelf.
You can take pills, you can have surgeries, you can take estrogen, you can grow tits.
You're not a woman.
Sorry.
When I was a kid, it was hard to become punk.
You had to get the right boots.
You had to get the right pants.
Eventually, you might be able to acquire punkness if you went to enough shows.
These guys think that's the same as being a woman.
You just get a bunch of stuff and then you're a woman.
You cannot reproduce.
You cannot menstruate.
You will not go through menopause.
Duh!
*Gunshot*
Yes, you can look sort of womanly when you're photoshopped.
And you wear tons of makeup.
You drew a woman's face on your face.
I feel really, really, really embarrassed.
Sorry, I was talking over it, Z, but a genetic woman.
Yeah, that's a type of woman.
She's saying that when she goes to this fertility clinic and talks to the doctor, she feels really, really embarrassed.
So what's the matter with your vagina?
Well, first of all, it looks exactly like a penis.
Hmm, yeah.
Your clitoris is engorged.
It's very long.
And you seem to have two testicles in your labia and your vagina hole.
Well, it's not there.
So we got to rush you to emergency right now because your vagina is so deformed, it almost looks like it's a penis.
Embarrassed.
I know genetic women have troubles with their pregnancy and getting pregnant and not even being able to have children or having God forbid miscarriages and things like that.
But for me, being trans, it's not even a possibility to get pregnant.
I know.
I was born with a uterus or a vagina.
Working parts that gives you a babushka, right?
Like I can't give birth to my own child.
We know that.
But it's still embarrassing to me.
And that's just how I feel.
It's a sensitive subject.
I feel as much, if not more so, than a genetic woman.
And that's not comparing.
That's how I felt even before I came out as transgender.
Did you catch that?
I feel as much as a woman, perhaps more so than women.
That's one.
I used to do that, by the way, to make feminists mad because I took some women's studies classes in college.
I couldn't get them to argue with me.
They'd never take the bait.
And then I would start saying, I know a lot more about feminism than you.
I know more about being a woman than you.
And then that would get the steam coming to their ears.
Then eventually I'd provoke them to attack.
But that's pretty provocative right there.
If not more so, I know what it's like.
So you can imagine how embarrassing it is for me to go to my OBGYN and get in the stirrups and then have them stare at my penis and say, I don't know what to do with that.
It's very sensitive.
And by the way, just because something is sensitive to you doesn't mean it's not funny.
Like I'm sensitive about my weak chin.
It's still funny to make fun of and call me Beak.
It's still amusing.
You don't get a pass just because you've decided something is sensitive.
Go ahead.
Came out as transgender, so it's like, it just is such an unfair thing to me.
And it's unfair.
It's truly like some days I just get so frustrated and so angry that I can't just go through that because childbirth and being pregnant is something that I've always wanted.
She's gonna cry.
Wait, what happened there?
Oh, it goes to a commercial?
Alright, I'm not gonna move.
I know adoption is an option.
Can I just say something again?
I don't think she got gender reassignment surgery.
I think a lot of these trannies lie.
I think, I actually don't know if Blair White did.
I think Amanda Lepore did.
I think some of the more old school 80s ones did, like what's her name?
Sophie Lamar.
I think they did.
But a lot of the modern ones, they get all this stuff and they kind of pussy out of going all the way.
So I think that her gender reassignment surgery was like boobs or something.
I don't believe that she chopped her dick off.
I can't believe I'm saying her dick.
Adoption option.
I'm not oblivious to that.
And you know, I'm not opposed to that.
Pretty oblivious.
The way I've always seen it is having a child and family and kids, multiple kids with my DNA and being able to look in their eyes and see a part of me and see my color blue eyes and see my blonde hair and, you know, just things like that.
Like I just, that's how I feel about it.
She's really into biology all of a sudden.
That rich girl that you've hooked up with can buy you all the kids you want, my dear.
In fact, I think she did.
Since she made this, they just got a surrogate for 20 grand.
Sorry, just this keeps going.
She talks about it was one of the most embarrassing situations I've ever experienced.
Check it out.
I have ever, ever, ever, ever, ever had in my entire life.
I finally say, okay, well, what does this situation look like if I'm transgender and I have sperm and, you know, she has eggs?
She's like, oh, oh, oh, Okay, so for you, it's a lot easier.
To me, and I was like, oh my god, great.
Call me a man, why don't you?
Walking.
That's why.
That part there is why I chose the video.
Because she went to see a fertility expert who's a doctor and didn't mention trans until way into the meeting.
So as this woman is scratching her head, wondering about Gigi's ovaries, Gigi has to interrupt and go, by the way, before you do too much homework, I have sperm and no lady parts.
Oh, and then she goes, that was so embarrassing that I had to say that to her.
And then she went, oh, that's different.
How dare she say that's different?
It's basically the same.
It's just totally different.
What?
Mentally ill gaze.
Can I tell you the relief I had?
I felt so awkward and so defeminized.
And I just felt like so much less of a woman than I'm used to feeling in my everyday life and just like in my body and soul and brain and heart.
Yeah, and I hope it helps other men with penises who want to give them identity or pregnancy or whatever.
I hope you share this video with them or this video.
And I hope we can share this with some doctors and educate them about their ignorant views.
All right, that's enough.
Gigi, you're not abroad.
You're about as much a woman as I am.
And that's not a lot.
Sorry, Gigi.
Genitals exist.
I think God owes us an apology, does he not?
He made a woman have a penis.
Why did you do that, God?
Why can't...
I got gallstones out once.
It dirts.
But that's a lie.
I never peed out gallstones, but I heard it's one of the most brutal things in the world.
Actually, I heard you don't have to do that anymore.
They break it down with a laser.
I have had an SGD test where they put a swab down your urethra and yank it out again.
It's like a q-tip.
That kills!
Anyway, we're done.
We're out of time, but I want to show you this video.
I love it because if you want to know why Will Farrell is funny, it's because he's based on actual people.
That kind of character he does, who's like a big dummy, who went from his mommy's womb to college to his wife and never really had conflict and has this sort of indignant weakness about him.
That guy is a common American dude.
And here is the character, the archetype that Will Farrell bases his comedy on.
And you can tell this is the first conflict this man has ever experienced in his life.
Do not hurt me.
Do not hurt me.
You understand?
Do not hurt me.
You understand?
Got it.
Look at them.
Don't beat me up, you mother.
Don't beat me up.
Look at this.
It's like a premium.
Oh, my God.
That's a little feral.
part You're treating me like an effing black person.
Why does that video end?
That person, they always do that.
I want to see him walk away.
That video should end as he's being pushed in the police car.
I want to see them spray him.
I want to see him.
I don't go on it or anything.
Yeah, that's a really odd time to stop anything.
You didn't cut to yourself.
And when you're talking, you should face that way.
We don't have to look at each other.
I can see you on the TV.
Hey, man.
Oh, we just gave away the behind-the-scenes stuff.
That's like seeing a woman put on lingerie.
And if you ever see a woman put on lingerie, just say, hey, hey, stop, get off my lawn.
I vote, ultimate house nigga.
Simply because a brother wanting to be with a plan that wanna kill off in case a black man ain't never running from the USA.
Punk land of the week, free.
Call my slave, and I ain't calling a clearance because the appearance is clear to me.
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