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Aug. 23, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 175 | Not a Crime | Get Off My Lawn
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thing I guess that wasn't a drug dealer that was a rich white dad But I guess I'm saying when they they are African American when I hear terrible African American music I assume it's a drug dealer.
Can you show that video?
Because is that racist?
It's not racist if you're right.
Oh wait, we can't show that.
Whoops.
We'll have to put a black bar over that.
That was a man enjoying a fellatio from a Caucasian lady.
I don't know why he thinks he has talent.
He's not good at his job.
But I'm amazing at my job.
We've got a fun show for you today.
I'm hoping to get Ezra Levant on the show.
He just got back from London where he was there for Tommy Robinson's appeal.
This has been a very, I'm kind of on the inside scoop on this, and it's been a weird, ruckus ride.
The beginning of his incarceration was radio silence.
We couldn't get word from his lawyer.
It was hard to communicate with his family.
We're trying to raise money for him.
He didn't want us to raise money.
That was a message we were getting.
What?
And then I think his first lawyer was just this lady who mostly did soccer hooligan stuff.
So she's like an expert in head-butting cases and broken bottles.
I shouldn't be disparaging.
I don't know her very well.
But I thought, no offense, lady, but I want the best lawyers on earth.
This is not a misdemeanor of vandalism.
This is, he's going up against the British government.
I want three dudes who wear those little stupid wigs.
Can you believe they still wear those?
You wear a little white old man wig hat?
What are you doing?
You judge weight by stone.
Someone is 40 stone.
And when you go to court, men and women, by the way, wear little old man wigs.
Find one of those stupid wigs.
Look at that.
I'm almost ready to say my trial.
I just have to put on this weird wig where the guy, the original owner of the hair, had short hair on the top, like a crew cut, but then he grew out the sides long and then he curled it back up.
What?
Like no one has that hairdo.
Go back to that.
He also has like the bangs.
They're sort of, what are those, rolled up or straight up?
You don't even look like a person with white hair.
You look like someone with the weird albino roadkill on your head.
I don't understand what that's saying, too.
I'm a wise old man?
I'm not talking to her.
She's some young broad.
Oh, really?
What about now?
Oh, now you're like an old white guy.
Now I trust you.
You be my lawyer now.
Exactly.
Wait, don't take it off!
All right.
They must be late for court and they're running around.
Oh, yeah, I forgot my last detail.
My stupid old man hat.
There we go.
Your Honor, I'm wearing a giant dress.
Okay, I'm on a giant 40-foot-high podium, like something out of Lord of the Rings.
Bonk, bonk.
You look ridiculous.
Your whole country is ridiculous.
Archie Bunker said it best.
England is a fucking country.
Remember that episode?
Meathead had a friend over who was from England.
And Archie Bunker was uncomfortable around him.
He said, he seems kind of fruity to me.
And Meathead goes, just because a guy wears glasses doesn't mean he's gay, Arch.
And Archie goes, I'm not saying he's quick because he's a four-eyes.
I'm saying he's quick because he's a f ⁇ .
Norman Mailer created that character so we would all go, you're right, Meathead.
And that Arch, pee, I don't like that guy.
I don't want to hang around the guy who just said the funniest thing I've ever heard.
I want to hang around with the guy on welfare who's living in Archie's house for free and chastises this host constantly.
What did he say there?
You could probably find that clip.
It's very popular.
Which guy do you want to hang out with?
I can't hear it.
Sweetie, pie, Roger.
Sweetie, pie, Roger.
Listen, Edith, we run a decent home here.
And we don't need any strong.
Dude, you're a guest in his home.
Shut up.
Daddy, stop that.
Roger's not a strange little birdie.
His pal, Roger, is as queer as a $4 bill, and he knows it.
That's not only cruel, Daddy, that's an outright lie.
You know something, Archie?
Just because a guy is sensitive and he's an intellectual and he wears glasses, you make him out a queer.
I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer.
A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes.
A guy who is a f ⁇ is a queer.
That's way better than I remember it.
Can you believe that guy's supposed to be the bad guy?
Ew, I like the parasite who chastises his host on a daily basis.
Imagine someone's down on their luck and they're crashing at your house and they come downstairs and they go, you know, Gavin, people who like their meat well done are considered lower class.
You're supposed to have it rare.
Get the f ⁇ out of my house.
Who are you?
You're supposed to do the dishes when you stay at someone's house, buy toilet paper, and stay out of their hair if you're there for more than three days.
Guests are like fish.
Had some guests over at my house the other day, and I. The AC is a bit much, right?
Sometimes you just want no AC and a box fan.
But they, so they're staying in the guest room.
They left the box fan going when they left, like on three.
Who does that?
So I go up to the guest room, and it's just this box fan all alone circulating air with my electric dollars.
That should bother you.
All right, this is a fun episode.
Talking to Ezra Levant any second now.
I also want to look at this video.
I spent a long time on it.
Where there's this girl who's eating herself to death.
She's a gigantic fat pig, but there's these decrepit perverts on webcams who love watching her eat three pizzas, four cheeseburgers, five milkshakes.
I'm not exaggerating, by the way.
I mean like family-sized pizzas.
And she just sits there eating herself to death.
So that's infuriating.
But the craziest part is her number one fan is her mom.
So you have depraved perverts watching someone die, eating themselves to death.
I assume pleasuring themselves.
They don't sit there at home like the way you would watch Ducker Carlson.
I'm going to watch a fat girl eat four pizzas.
Hey, kids, come upstairs.
Fat girl's on.
So that's disgusting.
We know what goes on there.
I don't know what happened to you that that turns you on.
But then they have the mom going through the photos going, that one looks good.
You look like a gigantic fat pig in that one.
I believe her goal is to get up to like 700 pounds.
She's a lowly 400 now.
She's not even tall.
Okay, you know you're dying, right?
That guy, they were shooting my 600-pound life.
He croaked as they were shooting it.
Because it's not good to be gigantic and fat.
Fat people are like bisexuals, okay?
There are no old ones.
You don't have a 79-year-old bisexual man tending to his garden.
You have some old gays.
You have some old straits.
You have some old lesbians.
Bi is not a thing.
And fat, old people are not a thing because they die.
You're not ugly, you're dying.
Oh, I got a white tape.
Ezra, are you there, sir?
I am.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
Now, I used to communicate with Tommy through a various number of ways.
I can't find him anymore.
Can't use Twitter, can't use this, can't use that.
Even his old phone number is gone.
I think the police own that now.
I thought the most reliable person to talk to these days with Tommy Robinson is his old boss, Ezra Levant.
Yeah, it's ironic.
I'm actually in closer touch with him now than when he worked with us.
And you're right.
His Twitter account has been shut down by the company.
His old cell phone is still in the possession of the police.
Bizarrely, they haven't given it back to him yet.
I can tell you that I am in touch with Tommy since he was released in a stunning court of appeal victory, three judges, just absolutely scorching of the lower court and the way they arrested, tried, convicted, sentenced, and imprisoned Tommy Robinson in the space of five hours without proper legal counsel, without properly putting to him what he had allegedly done wrong, improper imprisonment.
I have seldom seen such a rebuke.
And this was written by no one less than the Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales, the top judge in the UK.
Stunning.
When he was released from prison on August 1st, I was there.
I saw him a couple hours after he got home.
Obviously, he visited his wife and kids first.
He had lost 40 pounds in prison.
He was in prison for about 10 weeks.
And he lost 40 pounds, not through a hunger strike or anything, but he was terrified to eat the food there because the Muslim prison gangs were cooking it for him.
And it was delivered to him, especially in his solitary confinement.
And they'd say, oi, Tommy, how's the food, eh?
As if they had poisoned it or put ground-up glass in it or something.
I'm sure they did.
Or feces.
You know, that's another thing.
They would literally come to his solitary confinement, scream violent threats through the flap, literally push their own human excrement into his window if his window was open.
He was really tortured physically and psychologically.
He begged the prison warden, they called them governors over there, for the right to literally buy his own food.
He was turned down that request.
He was given no medical care.
Imagine losing 40 pounds because he ate one tin of tuna and one piece of fruit a day.
No vitamins, no such.
When he came out, he clearly had some sort of PTSD.
He wasn't even himself.
And 40 pounds, he was, I mean, if he were anyone on the left, it would have been called a political prisoner.
There would be massive lawsuits.
I've read the British press very carefully over the 10 days since his release.
Not a word about his torture or mistreatment, just mockery of him.
They want him back in prison.
This is a story of the failure of the British police prosecution and prison system.
It's also a story of the failure of the press.
This is the home of Amnesty International and Reporters Without Borders, by the way.
Neither of which could give a damn about him.
Hope not.
Hey.
Well, what if I put a dog in a room that was 8 by 10, it had nothing but a blue mat in the room.
I would scream at the dog.
I'd throw feces through the window.
And then for less than half an hour a day, I let the dog into another room that was the same size but a cage, and then put him back.
I think you'd be arrested for animal cruelty.
That's an excellent point.
And if you starved a dog, if someone found that dog and it was emaciated, you'd be arrested.
But again, compare Tommy's treatment to the treatment of the Muslim rape gangs.
Remember what Tommy was thrown in jail for?
He was standing outside a courthouse in Leeds reporting about a 29-person Muslim rape gang inside.
Now, Tommy was not divulging anything from the trial.
He was not in the trial.
He couldn't do that.
The jury was, in fact, done hearing the case.
It was verdict day.
Tommy did nothing other than refer to the accused or alleged rapists, which is a fact.
And the only thing where he read out their names was quoting from the BBC state broadcaster's website that has continuously published the name of the 29 accused.
So he literally did nothing wrong.
There was one moment where, in fact, you could see him asking a court Policeman, is it okay if I stand here?
And he was told yes.
This whole thing was what Tommy would call a stitch-up.
But the stitch-up wasn't just the police, the prosecutors, and the prison.
It was the press and the politicians.
Not one single elected British politician other than Gerard Batten, the head of he's a member of the European Parliament for the UKIP party.
Not one single politician in the UK has stood up for him.
Not one mainstream media legacy media newspaper.
Not one human rights group.
Amnesty International, Reforters Without Borders.
No one gives a damn.
And Gavin, I don't think I mentioned this.
We've been talking for five, ten minutes.
He has to go back to court on September 4th.
He's going back to the old Bailey.
That's the Central Criminal Courts.
They're going to rehear the case.
And if he's committed for contempt again, he may well go back to prison again.
So it's not bad enough.
By the way, he's the first British journalist to spend any time in prison at all for contempt of court since the 1940s.
If a journalist makes a mistake and they publish something they're not supposed to, for the last 70 years, the remedy was to wrap their knuckles and maybe fine their company.
No journalist in 70 years has been sent to prison for contempt, but he's Tommy Robinson, so the law, he's beneath the law.
There's two ways to go here.
First of all, way one, I want pedophiles to be screamed at when they're going in for their sentencing.
I want a mob out there.
We just had it here with a corrupt politician, Sheldon Silver, I think his name was.
Everyone's throwing stuff at him, not throwing stuff.
But it used to be when you had Gary Gilmore or the Cray brothers or some criminal being sentenced to prison that the community was there.
Now these are pedophiles and we're worried about them being embarrassed.
But okay, let's put that aside.
That's my own personal belief.
Let's just go by the law.
And you were saying the other day we were talking about contempt of court and you said the only other time you can see a case get this far, it was way, way worse and the punishment was almost nothing.
Yeah.
What was that case again?
Let me address your first question.
Well, yeah, two points.
Your first point about people screaming at rape.
Because remember, these aren't just regular rapists.
These are people who systematically trap, extort, and drug children as young as 11.
This rape gang that Tommy was reporting about, they went after girls as young as 11.
11.
And I should tell you, Gavin, that outside the courthouse in Leeds, not on that day, but on previous days, there were at least a dozen people screaming at these rapists, family members of the girls.
There was actually another journalist, his name is Mohan Singh, great guy, I've met him, but only Tommy was charged.
Isn't that interesting?
So people have screamed at the rapist.
Another journalist, Mohan Singh, did a news report just like Tommy, but only Tommy was charged at all, let alone imprisoned.
Isn't that interesting?
It certainly is.
Well, what was that?
And you mentioned that other case.
Yeah, that's right.
Can you go ahead?
Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you.
The case that you found, because you went and researched all the contempt of courts in the past hundred years, trying to find something remotely similar.
And what was the one case you found?
Well, I mean, I don't take credit for this.
Tommy's lawyers do, but this was the case they relied on at the Court of Appeal.
It's the leading case for contempt of court in the UK.
It's a recent case, 2014.
It's also by the Court of Appeal, three-judge panel.
So very, very senior, serious precedent.
It was about a lawyer named Eden Stewart West, who just had a bad day.
Holy cow.
He went to court.
He started arguing with the judge, like really bad, in open court.
And the judge ordered him to come back and he refused to.
And he came back and he demanded the judge apologize to him.
He was abusive to the judge, fighting with the judge.
He deliberately disobeyed a court order.
And when the judge got mad at him, he demanded the judge apologize to him.
It was, I've never been a fucking kid.
He sounds like a funny guy.
It was like Al Pacino saying, I'm out of order.
You're out of order.
This whole damn court's out of order.
That's not a Pacino accent, but you know, that movie, And Justice for All, that ultimate scene where Al Pacino just goes crazy.
That's what this was like.
And this lawyer, and I didn't imagine demanding the judge apologize to you.
This lawyer was fined a few hundred pounds.
He appealed.
He won the appeal on technical grounds, the same technical grounds Tommy has.
And then the court said, all right, well, you don't have to do it again.
So a guy who literally fights with a judge like Injustice for All, Al Pacino, just nothing.
No rehearing.
At the first instance, just a few hundred dollars, a few hundred pounds in fines.
Tommy, 10 weeks in prison like a caged animal.
So yeah, you know what?
I don't want to sound a little too crazy, but I think that if you measure it by any objective standard, Tommy Robinson is being treated as a political prisoner.
And Gavin, I know your viewers care.
We need help.
Tommy's not well yet.
He's been to the hospital twice in the last 10 days.
He's asked me to help him.
Even though I helped him when he was in prison, he's asked me to help him.
So we've got to hire these lawyers again.
Because we've got to go back to the old Bailey.
That's the name of the court on September 4th.
We've got to prepare for this whole thing over again.
They're doing a total do-over.
Do you know how much money it costs to send a barrister and a solicitor, and each of them has a jewel?
Do you know how much money that costs?
So we've got to scrape up the dough.
The government has unlimited funds.
They're trying to break Tommy physically, psychologically, and financially.
And I can't help with the physical or the psychological.
But we've set up a crowdfunding page at savetommy.com.
And if there's anyone who's watching your show right now who is upset at all by this and is wondering what they can do, the only practical thing I can think of is to go to savetommy.com and chip in a dollar or a pound because literally everything is being done over again.
Unlike that crazy lawyer screaming at the judges who was set free, Tommy's got to go back to court on September 4th.
That's going to be tens of thousands of pounds.
Unprecedented injustice.
And what's the name of the website?
Save Tommy.com.
Why did you say it like I have a learning disability?
You know what?
I don't want to be mean to you, my friend.
So I'm just making it, I will not take the bait There.
SaveTommy.com.
I guess what I'm saying is, I mean, if you're a British citizen, this is the last lion.
And obviously, they put the lion in the cage.
He's the last guy speaking out.
And, you know, if Tommy Robinson's caged, and if he dies in prison, which will probably happen if he goes back, who's there left?
I like that Nigel Farage, but he doesn't talk about Islam whatsoever.
He stays away from it like it's poison gas or something.
Other than Gerrard Batten, I haven't seen any politicians speak out for him.
Look at Boris Johnson.
He makes a joke about him in the cab, and he's hounded for a week.
If Tommy Robinson is sent to jail, he'll die.
I think you're right.
Ezra out of time, thank you so much for coming on the show.
Let's have you back again soon.
Thanks, Gavin.
And sisters, don't get mad, because I'm out banging white shits, because we all look the same when we turn off the light switch.
Amy Schumer has a movie out.
I think it's on demand now, and it's called I Feel Pretty.
And Amy Schumer is not an obese woman.
She's about a six.
And the point of the movie is if you're confident, your life can be a lot better.
She has a head injury in it where she thinks she's a supermodel.
And I think it's a great message.
Amy Schumer, I have a bad history with her.
I caught her stealing a bunch of jokes, and I think she stabbed the right in the back after being on Fox News a few times and Anthony Cumi and the whole shock jock thing.
She stabbed them in the back and said, oh, I was just playing a character.
So I don't like Amy as a person.
But I think this movie has a great message.
And it is, hey, sixes, if you act like an eight, you can be a seven.
That's cool.
And she had a lot of backlash for it too.
They said, well, it's easy for you to say you feel pretty.
You're basically pretty.
What about me?
I weigh 400 pounds.
No one thinks I'm pretty.
Yeah, because you're dying.
So Amy was the perfect person to play that role because she's a mid-six, 6.5.
And that's easy to play with, especially if you're a lady and you take care of yourself and you put on makeup and just sort of try.
You have a lot of play there.
And guys like that.
God, I look ridiculous.
I got her married.
Guys, you got to get married in your early 30s.
Get a ring on it, and then you can do all the balding and fatting you want because she's legally bound to find you attractive.
But anyway, and I hate these pants.
So that was a good message.
And the reason a 400-pound girl is not attractive is because that's not healthy.
It's not like we have weird instincts.
We have good instincts.
Men are very cool when it comes to beauty.
We talk about these unattainable body standards that men have.
Yeah, gay men have them when they work in fashion.
Women have them for other women.
Us guys, as long as you're not unhealthy, we're cool.
So this Amy Schumer concept of slightly chubby, like this, can be workable, has been bastardized into women who are dying are sexy.
And these weirdo perverts who like it are killing women.
Here's a webcam girl who is dying and men masturbate to this dying young girl.
There she is, dying.
This snack is watching what she eats.
Dip those fries in a chocolate boxet.
And so are her fans.
Snack is for you.
22-year-old Caitlin Finley is an online supersized sensation who specializes in a fetish known as feeding.
What a sickle.
I can eat three meat lover pizzas, four double cheeseburgers, order or two of fries, a liter or two of soda.
Can you just pause it here for a second?
Whenever you see someone that's a gigantic fat pig, I want you to know that you couldn't eat as much as them.
You know, a lot of these women will say, you can't judge how healthy I am just by looking at me.
Yeah, I can.
So can doctors.
And if you had to sit next to them and eat what they eat or even achieve that level of leisure, I believe that level of leisure is about four movies a day.
If you watched four movies a day, you would lose your mind.
Imagine how frustrated you'd be.
Even if you're sick and you're in bed all day, the next day you're like, get me out of this bed.
I never want to see a TV or my phone ever again.
You're so happy to be out of that.
But it is a real accomplishment to be this fat.
And it's an accomplishment in self-indulgence.
Two to three milkshakes normally.
Two to three milkshakes normally.
And she's got an unlikely ally when it comes to milkshakes.
Her mom.
My favorite one's this one.
Her stance.
Just pause.
Like I keep going back to this.
Can we show this to a doctor, please?
Hey, Doc, how's this?
What do you think of this?
Is this beautiful?
And he'll say, well, I don't, I'm not one to judge beauty.
That's a subjective term.
But as far as my profession goes, this is dying.
This is dying because of this.
500,000 people die a year from obesity-related causes.
You're not different.
If this was a woman with stubs and she had a site where people who like girls with stubs were into it, and her mom said, she's got stubs.
She had a rough childhood with her little stubs and now she's popular.
I'm all for it.
Everyone's all for that.
You're not dying.
You got stubs and you found a stub audience.
Awesome.
This is not that.
This is self-induced paraplegica.
That was a terrible thing to say.
This is a self-induced handicap is what it is.
Paraplegica.
Look at me.
I'm big.
I'm beautiful.
I got the boob.
I got the butt and the belly.
It makes me smile when I see the photographs.
I think she's beautiful and I love it.
She does a great job.
She does do a good job of being a fat pig with fetishists.
Does you think it's over now, right?
Is it?
Nope.
Caitlin wasn't always so comfortable with her own skin.
She was bragging about her boobs and her butt.
She does have nice big boobs.
I'll give you that.
That's kind of inevitable when you're a fat pig.
That butt was one of the worst butts I've ever seen in my life.
Can we go back to that butt?
Look at that thing.
You know what it is?
The weight of her body and the excessive amount of sitting has made it into like a chair.
It looks like a seating pad that's riding up her lower back.
Sorry, lady, your butt sucks.
Boy, in her own skin.
As a child, she was bullied for being big.
I would be pushed down the stairs.
I had food thrown at me.
They would go out of their way to write like fat pig my desk before I came in.
Sorry about that.
Desperate to fit in, Caitlin went on a crash diet and kept the bulge at bay for more than a year.
But she still wasn't happy.
Yeah, so.
I actually felt worse when I was thinner because I felt like I had betrayed myself.
In myself, I am a big person.
Can you just cause it?
I actually felt worse when I was thinner because I felt like I betrayed myself.
We used to have this friend called Fat Peter when I was a kid and he weighed something like 350, 400 pounds.
And I said to him, why don't you lose weight?
And he goes, I wouldn't be me anymore.
I wouldn't be Fat Peter.
So?
Don't be Fat Peter.
Don't be sick Peter anymore.
He's since lost the weight, by the way.
I think he was just telling himself that.
But to say, I was less happy than when I was overindulging myself to the point of death.
Yeah.
I'm sure a lot of heroin addicts will tell you that though I am clean now, it felt a lot better being a heroin addict.
Yeah, it does.
Heroin feels really, really good.
It also kills you.
I'm sure watching porn 20 hours a day feels pretty good.
It's also a horrible way to live.
Just because something feels good doesn't mean you should do it all day till you die.
I thought that was a given.
Go ahead.
Being thin, I felt like I was faking who I am to fit in, and it didn't feel right.
Can I just say one more thing, too?
Why don't men like fat women?
Enormous.
Actually, too many men do, apparently.
She has a whole business with this.
But the whole idea of like ugliness is subjective and other traits.
Do you like big ears?
Do you like long hair?
Do you like short hair?
Whatever?
That's all subjective crap.
It's irrelevant, right?
But there are certain traits that are natural to dislike.
And one of them is, are you super old?
Young men are not attracted to 75-year-old women.
That's natural.
That's genetic.
That's part of evolution.
They look at the 75-year-old woman and they go, I can't have babies with you.
We have no future together.
You're going to die, et cetera, et cetera.
We have nothing in common.
So naturally, out of his hands, he's not attracted to a 75-year-old.
When you see a woman like this who's dying, you go, we'll have a baby together.
There'll be complications with that.
And then the odds are pretty darn high.
You're not going to be around when the girl's eight or nine.
Now my child doesn't have a mom.
Now that's bad for my child.
Now I'm not attracted to you because there's no hope of ever breeding.
That's just normal.
It's not prejudice.
It's not like you don't like a black person.
You don't like a dying person and you don't want to have a future with someone with no future.
That's perfectly reasonable.
Then she stumbled on a group of morbidly obese women who called themselves supersized big beautiful women or SSBBWs for short.
I forget who it was, but it was a big, beautiful woman.
She was like 600 pounds and she just looked like a goddess.
I came out of high school and immediately started doing webcam work.
She looked like a goddess.
The goddess?
What?
Nell Caitlin.
Or Calico Bomb Shower.
She's known to her legion of fans.
Will gorge on up to 10,000 calories in one sitting.
She looked like a god.
The most unusual food requests I get are things like vanilla pudding and mayonnaise mixed together, eat with a spoon.
I've been asked to drink bacon grease or eat just bacon fat.
Yeah, for me, if something's greasy, it's more erotic than anything.
Being able to bite into something, like just drinking a milkshake or something, isn't erotic form, but biting into a burger or pizza.
That's erotic.
Did she recognize it?
You can't tell what age these people are either.
Caitlin was worried about what her conservative parents would think of her career choice.
But her mum has become her biggest fan and even acts as her photographer.
You are enabling someone who's committing suicide.
I do like that one.
I like this one.
I'm her mother and Can we meet these people who subscribe to these websites?
How much is a cam?
How much does a cam girl cost?
You better not know that, by the way, or I'm going to be very disappointed in you.
I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the people who subscribe to this are not, it's not sexual for them.
It's women who are trying to lose weight and are almost bulimic.
They go on these sites to watch a woman drink bacon grease because they would love to drink bacon grease because they've had nothing but rice cakes and ice for three days.
Her folder says work.
Her folder says work.
Nice job.
I feel that's what I should do.
It's not work.
She loves it, and I love her.
So that makes it all worth it.
When my mom says she's proud of me, it makes me emotional because I feel like I've accomplished more than making money.
Yeah, you've accomplished more than making money.
You've killed yourself.
And your mother's enabling your inevitable death.
This just happened, by the way, on my 600-pound life.
The guy they were doing a feature on died as they were doing the feature.
Every time you see these huge, obese people, you ever notice they're never 70 years old?
These people don't last.
These guys who do the funny walk, they always go, you know, when you criticize me, it makes me eat more.
I don't care about you.
I'm not trying to help you lose weight.
When I see someone who's a fat pig, it's like when I see someone who's a junkie.
I just go, oh, that person's ruining their lives.
Some of them are my best friends.
A lot of my friends are huge fat pigs.
And I'm just like looking at it going, well, you're dying.
It's none of my beeswax.
It's like seeing someone who drinks too much.
Well, you're going to get cirrhosis, but what am I going to do about it?
Tackle you every time you have a drink?
So it's not like I have a vested interest in this.
I just have a vested interest in telling the truth and not enabling people.
This could just, it might as well be an alcoholic with a bottle of whiskey going on a whiskey cam where he goes, sometimes they want me to drink vodka, sometimes they want me to drink whiskey, and they love it when I puke.
And then usually I pass out and then people will pay to watch me sleep it off.
That's sad.
I don't care, but it's sad.
It's not cool.
It's not empowering.
Mom, my friends wanted you to go on a vodka cam.
I think it's wonderful.
Look at her.
Jesus.
Car is under duress.
Showing everybody that you don't have to fit in a size zero just to be awesome.
Caitlin, who's a dress size 24 and has a whopping BMI of 80, has a message to people who think she's killing herself.
Oh, good.
I say, you haven't seen my doctor.
I have perfect health.
I just pause.
You haven't seen my doctor.
I have perfect health.
This is a really dangerous mentality.
You might as well have a heroin addict say that.
You might as well have a brutal alcoholic say that.
By the way, for the record, doctors say you need, guys, minds, they say if you can get under 200 pounds, keep it down 180, 190.
I think I'm 180.
Then you're buying another 15 years on the end of your life.
She is clearly way shorter than me and way over 200.
There's no doubt.
This is not subjective.
There's no doubt this woman is killing herself.
And to sit there and say, you haven't seen my doctor, I'm in perfect health.
It's just false.
That's not subjective.
It's objectively false.
You're dying.
Went yesterday.
My blood pressure is actually athletic perfection.
So I'm not going to say that eating three pizzas, four burgers, fries, and a frosty is going to, you know, make you live to be 100.
But if that's what makes you happy, whatever, you know?
Okay, pause.
She's changed it.
She said, I'm not healthy.
I'm healthy.
You haven't seen my doctor.
And then she said, look, I know it's not healthy, but I like it.
All right.
Well, by the way, we live in America.
So it's perfectly legal for you.
You're paying for that food.
So there's no laws against it.
But we're sitting here as a society saying, hey, lady, please stop deluding yourself and please stop encouraging others.
And hey, mom, you're facilitating your daughter's death.
Objectively, I can say that's not cool.
Great.
For now, Caitlin has set herself a target of hitting 500 pounds by the time she's 30, when she'll have a BMI of over 100.
My long-term goal is to be as big as physically possible without being bedbound.
And with mum's help, she hopes to become one of the most successful SSBBWs in history.
Having my mom support me means everything to me.
It makes me feel like I've succeeded more than if I would have made more money or if I would have gotten famous right off the bat.
American Systems.
I'm proud of her for following her goals, for doing what she wants to do, not what other people think she should do.
Her goals?
That's enough.
That's enough.
How did we get here?
How did we get to the point where overindulging yourself to the point of death is considered success?
It's considered an accomplishment.
If I want to cut myself with a razor blade 5 million times before the end of 2018, that's not work.
That's not success.
And that's a stupid, crazy goal that will likely kill me.
Please stop advocating death in the name of making everyone feel better about themselves.
You look ridiculous.
You look ridiculous.
I was trying to take me home, calling me on the phone saying Casey make me move Drake is a very popular Canadian gentleman who grew up in Ontario with his white mom.
I think he spent the summers with his black dad.
That's how he got his street cred.
But as far as I'm concerned, he's a white Jewish Torontonian.
And he did a top hit called In My Feelings.
And the challenge that is very popular with the kids today is to get out of the car and do the dance that goes along with the lyrics to the song while your car is coasting at normal speeds.
And I've seen a lot of them.
People try to fall and they do fake falls that are so obvious.
But this one was one of the more efficient and effective In My Feelings challenges I've ever seen.
Take it away, black guy.
So you get out of your car.
Wait a minute.
Isn't the driver filming?
How is this hard?
The driver can just put on the brakes whenever he wants.
What a stupid challenge.
It's less challenging than the ice bucket challenge.
That would be funny if he went over to that guy right now who was watering his lawn and he said, hey man, I'm doing an In My Feelings challenge.
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