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Aug. 7, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 165 | Booze Driver | Get Off My Lawn
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What's that band called the Rebellions?
The Rebellious?
The Rebellions.
The Rebellions.
This is Scotland, by the way.
Bloody Scotch band.
They were just asked to leave a festival because of that song.
What's it called?
It's called Tommy Don't Stop.
They kind of sound very Mancurian.
They sound like they're from Manchester.
They don't sound Scotch to me.
Scots.
I realized recently.
I can't wear this thing.
It's too hot.
I realized recently that I've been saying Scotch my whole life to mean Scots because when my Scottish relatives say Scots, they say with a ch.
So I always assumed it was Scotch, but it's no, it's just Scotch.
See me?
I'm Scotch.
So there's a C there that isn't there.
By the way, I just sent you a picture, Ryan.
We've been getting some photos leaked of Tommy's treatment in Honorey prison, O-N-E-R-Y, I believe it was called, a very Muslim prison.
And he was complaining that it was hot and he had to barricade his own window, his only window, because people would throw feces in it.
So he's in this hot box with just a blue mat on the ground.
If you look at the pictures that I'm seeing now, do you have that picture, Ryan?
No, I just emailed you a picture of Tommy Robinson.
That's sewage in Haiti.
I don't think he'd be very flattered to know.
But I'm starting to, I mean, I respect Tommy, I guess, but I'm starting to think this whole thing was a lie.
If you look at the treatment.
Yeah, there it is.
That's the picture.
Look at this.
Does this look like hell to you?
He's got a beautiful pool in the background.
He gets to wear great outfits.
He's got his shower shoes.
Scroll down.
He's got his shorts on there, shower shoes on.
Sorry, Tommy.
I no longer have any sympathy.
That joke took so long.
It was so laborious.
That joke was like working on a chain gang.
I felt like I was sitting there building the railroads with you.
Oh, wee ho, kung.
Trying to make a joke.
Oh, wee ho.
You might even think you're just serious now.
He's like, that guy's.
Well, that's the problem.
When the delivery takes about 20 minutes, the next thing you know is you think, I think that that's his prison.
Yeah, we should get that.
Let's get that band on the show.
I like them.
I'm reading a great book, by the way, I highly recommend.
I should get this guy on the show, Mike Scardino, working-class dude who went to med school, only guy in his family to ever go to college.
And the way he got through med school was to drive an ambulance.
So it's all about New York in the 70s and 80s and what a complete hellhole it is.
And that's one of my favorite things.
It's kind of why I moved to New York, is because I'm enamored with the disgusting times.
Like when The Clash came here and played, I think that was 82.
That's my favorite kind of New York.
I don't want to live there.
I don't want to get mugged and be shot and have people walk over my body.
But aesthetically, I just like looking at that and reading about that.
This is not today's post.
I lost today's post.
I think someone in the studio here stole it.
We have a shared bathroom with other studios here in Rockefeller Center.
And I think that someone removed it.
So I have yesterday's, if that helps.
Today's is called Booze Driver, and it's about an MTA bus driver who was drunk.
There he is.
That's today's post.
But this is yesterday's post.
And I'm actually glad that we got to talk about yesterday's post because Melania tweeted out that she supports LeBron.
And her whole thing, because I think her son is autistic, and her whole thing is like, let's be nice to kids and let's stop bullying and that kind of stuff.
She obviously has a motive there.
But she said, it looks like LeBron is really helping out kids.
That's great.
This is a few hours after LeBron said on CNN to Don Lemon that Trump is dividing the country.
He started out saying sorta, then Don Lemon said, sorta?
And then he goes, no, totally.
He's dividing the country.
And then a few hours later, Melania goes, I like LeBron.
Now, here's my crazy kakamimi theory.
And it's been, we have two great examples now.
I don't think Melania is very clued in.
I think she's, I don't want to say stupid, but I think she's a bit of a ditz.
I mean, she's a breathtakingly gorgeous ditz, and I'm glad she's our first lady.
But I think we tend to imbue some kind of authority and foresight on the first lady that just isn't there.
She didn't really realize that Trump had criticized LeBron.
She's not clued into the news.
She didn't know LeBron had just been crapping all over her husband.
So there was nothing premeditated or there's no kind of statement there other than just a Ditzy Broad.
Sorry, I can't believe I'm calling the First Lady somewhat Ditzy Broad, but I am.
Just like that whole, I don't really care, do you?
Remember she had that on her parka and she went to meet, I don't know, some starving Africans or something and everyone went, oh no, it was right with the children's separation thing.
And they go, oh, she's saying she doesn't care about separated kids.
I don't even think she read the back of her coat.
I think her stylist buys her clothes and that was a hot coat that year and it was going to be kind of rainy, and she didn't have any foresight and just went, plop, put it on.
We all tried to guess what her motives were.
Stop it.
This is a big problem, too, with the curious class of which I'm a member.
We tend to pontificate and stroke our beards too much and assume that everyone else is thinking a lot.
They're not.
People are just going like this.
Walking through life.
They don't think about immigration.
They don't think about messages.
They don't think about this.
I went to a powwow this weekend.
I'm desperate to get my kids to care about their Indian heritage.
My wife's an Indian, but we live in a very non-Indian way.
All their cousins and stuff are Ho-Chunks back in Madison and Winnebagos in Nebraska.
That's the thing about my wife's tribe.
They had beautiful land in Madison in Wisconsin, and then they pushed them all to Nebraska and they kept coming back.
And eventually, they became two tribes, the Winnebagos in Nebraska and the Ho-Chunks in Madison.
My kids don't know that.
My kids don't care.
My kid just did a presentation in school about Indian tribes and he chose the Algonquins.
I go, dude, your middle name is White Thunder.
Ever heard of your own tribe?
And then I tried to contact the teacher and he was mortified.
Don't, don't!
Don't walk the boat.
So we go to the powwow.
We're eating fry bread, which is just bread that's fried.
I can't have more than two bites.
It's sort of like Laswegian fish and chips.
It's so saturated with grease and fat that you have one bite and you're like, I'm stuffed for the day.
Thank you.
They didn't have any.
I got some cool weapons.
I bought some weapons there, a spear, some Mi'kmaq made.
And this cool thing for bashing people in the head.
Yeah, there it is.
And when the French were fighting, I think it was the Mohawks, they would get their guns.
They get the French guns, but they didn't have the gunpowder or anything.
So they would take the stalks off and then attach a circular ball to them and smash French heads and other tribes' heads, just split them right open with a big wood ball.
I got some of that stuff.
But the reason I'm wearing this shirt is, can you imagine white people doing this, make America white again?
It's completely inconceivable, right?
But you can have, make Jap, in Japan, you could easily have a shirt that says make Japan Japanese again.
Any other culture, make Mexico.
You could say make America Mexico again, you know, because they'd argue that they used to own Texas or California or whatever, the Southwest.
That's cool.
So why is it okay for other races?
I think it's a form of racism, and not just against whites, but it's a form of bigotry of low expectations towards other tribes, other groups.
So when you see this and you go, yeah, it's just like I was saying about being a Mets fan, you feel like you have Down syndrome.
People go, yeah, make America Native again.
Yes, yes, you can.
They see white people as a threat because they think we're superior.
So they go, don't, dude, dude, that's horrible.
You'll end up with genocide when you say it because you're effective.
But Indians, oh, make America black again.
Oh.
That's what they're saying.
So when you have these double standards and you let, say, Sarah Jung get away with anti-white racism, but no one else can get away with anti-black racism, what you're saying is I coddle other races because I think they're inferior.
That's the irony of all this.
I want egalitarianism.
I want everyone to be as racist or non-racist as they want to be, and everything is equally offensive.
But they have different rules because they see whites as superior.
So, if you like this shirt, you are racist towards natives.
You follow me?
Because you're coddling them and giving them a bigotry of low expectations.
All right.
Let's get started, shall we?
That's enough of the New York Post.
That's enough of a bad call.
Monday, fun day.
By the way, Ryan, when you go to camera two, you have to let it hang there for like five seconds.
Gotcha.
You can't just go, boop, boop.
It looks like a mistake.
I wonder if this was a bad instinct, but I'll do it anyway.
When you said, so if you like this shirt, you're a racist.
And I was going to turn around and go to this camera and go, shame.
Yeah, that would have been funny.
It would have been funnier than our 10-minute long Tommy Robinson bit.
The long and winding joke never ends.
It's always there.
So there was a big rally in Portland.
Now, why have a rally in Portland?
Because the far left, the alt-left, control that city.
They have undue influence.
The police have been told to stand down at many rallies.
They will do things like they will disarm the right-wingers, the Trumpers, put them in a perimeter, let them have their rally, and then say, ah, this is a riot now, and let them go.
Now they are unarmed, and Antifa is armed to the teeth.
You should just look up weapons confiscated by Portland Antifa and you'll be shocked.
They look medieval.
It looks like they were confiscated from Braveheart's men in the year 736.
So that's why they have marches there.
I'm not interested.
I've fought Nazi skinheads in the 80s.
I've done all that stuff.
I'm 48 now.
I'm not interested.
But I understand it, and I support it.
But I also get worried about consequences.
I don't think a lot of these Antifa realize that life has consequences.
Sort of like that Knight of Freedom thing where they strangled an old man and gave him a heart attack as he fell to the ground.
And then they started attacking the cops.
I feel bad.
Obviously, I feel bad for the old man who was strangled and almost died, but who wasn't even conservative, by the way.
He was just at the night.
I feel bad for the moronic rich kid Antifa guy who's looking at 16 years in prison.
I mean, that's attempted murder.
And he put a cop at a headlock.
All of this on the assumption that he was fighting Nazis.
Nazis don't exist.
Nazis don't exist.
White supremacy is not a thing.
White nationalists are not a thing.
They are as common as albino skateboarders.
Are albino skateboarders a thing?
I'm sure they exist, but are they a thing?
No.
Do they take up any room in your mind?
No, they don't.
We can name them all.
Richard Spencer, David Duke, blah, blah, blah.
We can name them all on one hand.
And by the way, these guys have never committed acts of violence.
They just have offensive ideas.
Yeah, well, there was a guy, a white supremacist in Kentucky who stabbed a dude.
Okay.
You want to get into that?
You want to get into me listing crimes?
You want me to talk about the black woman who stole a white person's baby and burnt it alive and left it on the train tracks?
Is that what we're doing now?
There's no patterns with white nationalists.
So please shut up about them.
And it's strange that you have these beta males like here.
Where have I got them there?
It's called These Three.
It's way down there.
Jared Holt, Christopher Matthias, Andy Campbell are perfect examples of these guys who have devoted their lives to fighting hate.
There's a group in Britain called Hope Not Hate.
And they shut down my rebel cruise, actually.
We wanted to go on a conservative cruise and just talk about stuff on a cruise, on the water.
None of your business.
No Zeke Heiling.
Just a bunch of mostly older, wealthy people listening to me and Faith and Ezra Levant talk.
Yeah, there they are.
And Hope Not Hate.
Shut it down.
We can't have ideas on the water.
The fish might become Nazis.
So anyway, these three beta male clowns, have you noticed they all look the same?
They all look so weak.
I think that Jared Holt is the one in the middle.
I think he's gay.
So you have three guys who were clearly bullied in high school, and they want to get revenge.
And they want to feel empowered.
So I fight Nazis.
I don't like Nazis in my town.
I'm punching Nazis in the face.
Boom.
Yeah, I'm tough now.
And you go, okay, you hate hate.
Gotcha.
So Melanoid Nation is a group of Americans, black people who think that everyone that's alt-right should be shot in the face and blacks should go kill them.
We also have the new Black Panther Party talking about murdering cops.
And all of this rhetoric is effective.
Cops do get killed.
They sit there and they chant, pigs in a blanket, fry them like bacon, or what do we want?
Dead cops, when do we want them?
Now.
That's a hateful chant.
And it had actual results.
Unlike all this bullshit can only come up with Heather Heyer, who, by the way, was attacked by an academic, a professor from a group called Redneck Revolt.
He started attacking the car, chased the guy with a gun.
The guy got spooked.
He's probably autistic.
And he drove into the crowd.
And why did you bring an overweight woman with flip-flops to a riot?
So she had a heart attack and died.
I don't even know if she was hit by the car.
I think the whole risk of it may have given her the heart attack.
But that's their smoking gun, and we keep hearing about it again and again.
White Nashland is dangerous.
Look at Heather Heyer.
No, you guys are dangerous.
You lead to deaths.
And then, of course, we have Muslim extremism.
We have Fort Hood.
We have San Bernardino.
We have the Pulse shooting.
We have Danforth in Toronto, the shooting there.
We had two terrorist attacks in one week in Canada.
So all over North America, I have plenty of examples of Muslim extremism here in New York.
They're driving down the West Side Highway, plowing people over.
And don't freeze frame that gesture and make it a Zeke Isle, by the way.
I can't even move my arms now because of this bizarre scrutiny.
If I'm pointing up there, I have to go like this.
You know, over there?
So you go, if you're obsessed with hate, you must be really concerned about that.
About black nationalism, about Muslim extremism, about the race wars going on in Southern California right now, where Mexican gangs are murdering blacks based solely on race.
You must hate that.
You must hate Planned Parenthood for killing tens of thousands of unborn black babies a year, right?
No, not a peep.
And I've spoken with these guys, like Will Summer.
I said, I'm looking forward to your exhaustive hit piece on the, what's it called, Islamberg, where there's plenty of evidence that these are jihadi training camps.
He goes, not my area of expertise.
No, no, I'm just focused on white males saying things that could be construed as racist.
That's my obsession.
And with my content, for example, I've been barfing out stuff since the early 90s.
All vice magazines, tomes and tomes of vice magazines, movies, books, thousands and thousands of articles.
It's crystal clear where I stand, and it's basically my Twitter bio.
But they'll go and they'll cherry-pick something and take it out of context, edit it together and go, see?
I just think, why are you working so hard to create a false narrative?
Why are you working so hard to create fake news?
Because, as with all things political these days, it's never about the thing.
It's never about what it purports to be about.
And ironically, these people end up hurting the people they purport to help.
And as Dinesh D'Souza's new movie, Death of a Nation shows, if you want to get into racism and Nazis, it's them.
There's plenty of evidence that the Democrats are the KKK party and never stopped.
Look at what welfare does to the black family.
See, this is why, you wonder why they call us MAGA guys racist.
And it basically comes down to we don't think welfare works.
So they go, oh, you want black people to starve to death.
That's why you're against food stamps.
No, dude, I want black people to be employed.
You see, their logic is so flawed.
They go, so you don't like all these social programs.
Ergo, here's the leap.
Ergo, you don't think black people deserve help?
No.
I think welfare destroys cultures.
I think Indian reservations are a great example of what big government intervention and social programs can do to a people, as we learned in Naomi Schaefer-Riley's book, The New Trail of Tears, which I'm also reading right now.
And I can only take it in small doses because it's real depressing.
And I also think that you destroyed black culture and black families by incentivizing single moms.
You literally gave a woman money to dump her potential husband and said, not only should you get rid of him, but have more babies, you get more money.
Okay, the next thing you know, we have the shattered black family.
I've said this a million times, but I'll say it again.
Back before the welfare boom, blacks committed crime about the same as whites.
Their divorce rate was about the same as whites.
So when you're against social programs, you're pro-black.
You want them out of prison.
You want them out of the projects.
You want them employed.
But these people keep lying.
And I am convinced, if you go back to that picture, these guys don't care about blacks, obviously.
They don't know any blacks.
What they care about is their own feelings.
And when you are a proud boy, when you're a Western chauvinist, when you say families are great, when you say put a ring on it, when you say be a man, when you say love America, they feel vulnerable.
And it sounds like a threat to them.
And it reminds them of the tough guys in high school that made them feel weak and inconsequential.
So they lash out.
Now, you can't say, I hate that guy.
He's manly and makes me feel like a wimp.
That doesn't make you look good.
So you lie and you say, I'm against hate.
I'm fighting Nazis.
I don't want Nazis in my town.
That feels a lot better.
And I hate it because it's disingenuous.
I hate dishonesty.
I can take people all over the political spectrum.
With the far left, I'll have to sit with them and go, how can you think that welfare is good for blacks?
Or how can you think that mass immigration is good for the poor?
So I'll be curious.
And I've got to be honest, I have a lot less liberal friends now that Trump is in office, but when I did have a lot, it was kind of tedious sometimes talking to them about immigration.
They don't know how many illegals are in the country.
They don't know how many cross the border every day.
They don't know how much it costs.
They just know the vibe.
We're a nation of immigrants.
Yeah, I get the vibe.
I would like to discuss specifics now.
I convinced David Cross that immigration is a serious problem in America.
It took me a year and a half, a year and a half of articles and data.
And eventually he's like, oh, I see your point.
Okay, I got you.
And it didn't change his mind on anything else.
So was it worth it?
Anyway, so Patriot Prayer had a big rally in Portland as a way of saying, screw Antifa, we don't like these guys.
We're fighting back.
And when Antifa, like, first of all, they go, why are you having this rally?
It's going to get people hurt.
Why don't they just not come and try to wreck it?
So that's our boys going there to surround Joey Gibson, who's a Christian who is proud to be a Trump supporter.
By the way, if Joey Gibson went to a restaurant in Portland, he would get stabbed.
So this isn't just anyone having a Trump rally.
This is someone in a very far alt-left city saying, I should be able to walk the streets proudly and support the president of the United States who is democratically elected.
But the police, I don't know if they were told to stand down or not, they didn't.
And when Antifa attacked them, they fought back.
And they basically formed a line in between the Trump supporters and Antifa and wouldn't let them congregate.
And every time that our guys would try to fight them or they try to fight our guys, the cops would separate them.
That's their job.
Good work, guys.
But of course, Portland's furious, saying, you're aiding and abetting Nazis.
Nazis.
I saw a good tweet about it.
Some black guy was saying, there's three types of Nazis.
The dead ones from 1945, three toothless hillbillies who live in the woods, and the Nazis that occupy about 100% of a liberal's mind.
Those are the three groups.
Three types of Nazis.
Anyway, so then the police, the Antifa got braver with the cops.
Oh, by the way, speaking of hate speech, Joey Gibson was there.
He's a Christian.
Patriot prayer are his big things.
So praying and loving his country, that was his agenda.
The Antifa were screaming at the cops, all cops are bastards.
All cops are bastards.
That's an old punk motto, A-C-A-B.
You have the right to say that.
You have the right.
It's perfectly legal to go up to a cop and say, F you and give him the finger.
I don't like that.
It seems very disrespectful, but you can do that.
But these guys are screaming.
Imagine you did that to any other gang.
Imagine you were going, all hell's angels are bastards.
All hell's angels are bastards.
And you got beat up and you were surprised.
So these guys are attacking the cops, screaming at them that they're bastards.
And then they start throwing, I think it was flash grenades, which are just loud.
They don't do any damage.
Can you hear that?
I hate these things.
I like it if it's...
Look at his pink, long pink hair.
I'm all for it if it's...
If it's Lauren Southern going to do a talk and we have to surround her to make sure she's safe, that's my favorite kind.
But just marching and yelling at Antifa at 48 years old, not my favorite thing.
Actually, speaking of 48 years old, there was posters put all over Portland, all over Portland, that were hate posters.
And I know I always say free speech includes hate speech.
This is an exception.
I am not for free speech that hurts my feelings and insults me.
That should be banned by the cops.
And the cops did take a lot of these down.
So they agree with me.
No, that's not it.
It's the cartoon I emailed you.
Yeah, there it is.
Look at that.
Proud Boy Punks F off.
And that's a play on the Dead Kennedy song, Nazi Punks F off, which, by the way, I never understood.
I was punk my entire adolescence.
I never met one Nazi punk.
There was Nazi skinheads who beat up punk rockers.
If you had a swastika and you were punk, you'd get beat up.
You wouldn't be a Nazi punk.
That's no such thing.
That's like saying black clan members F Off.
It was a bizarre song, but it seems to have taken.
But what's especially hurtful about this poster is around my neck is that life alert thing where you say I've fallen and you can't and you can't get up.
Yes.
That's so mean.
Ban mean speech.
Free speech does not include speech that is ageist and mocks people who have hot collars and messy hair.
And look at the way they've depicted my skin there with dots all over it.
That does not include it in free speech.
Do you remember on The Simpsons?
I think Lisa drew a picture of Mo, or maybe it was Bart, and he had the stink lines in Mo's season.
He goes, ah, you got the stink lines and everything.
That's how I felt when I saw the life alert.
Oh, you got the life alert and everything.
I didn't know that was you.
Yes.
I didn't know that was supposed to be me, but I see it now.
Yes.
With the dots.
Well, it got worse.
Some of them were holding signs that I also think should be banned that are not included in free speech.
There was a woman holding a sign that said, I smell like farts.
Isn't that censor that?
That poster should be confiscated by the police.
Gavin McInnes smells like farts.
By the way, never include the other names when we do something like that.
Because that's from a private Facebook group.
They spell my name.
It's weird.
They got my name spelled wrong, but they did this lowercase C capital I thing, which I appreciate.
And this is true, actually.
I'd like to explain something about this sign.
I'm Scottish genetically, right?
We are not used to having food as a people.
There would just be a pot in our mud hut that would be boiling 24 hours a day.
And if you got a piece of goat meat, you throw it in there.
You got a stump, a root, a potato.
Potatoes were like that.
We couldn't believe how luxurious potatoes were.
We're still like that.
So my stomach is not very good.
And I drink tons and tons of bourbon, which is rotten corn, and tons of beers.
And then I'll have like a jalapeno.
So my stomach is always overwhelmed.
And then the next morning I'll have coffee, which we're also not used to.
I swear to God, five years ago, you'd go to Glasgow and you'd say, could I get a coffee?
And they'd say, you mean tea?
No, coffee.
All right.
And then come back with these little packets of instant coffee.
They don't get coffee.
They don't understand it.
So our stomachs are sensitive.
And yes, in the mornings, I'm quite flatulent.
And it can get pretty intense.
I did a whole podcast on it.
So that's a hate fact.
And free speech does not include hate facts.
There was one fight that broke out with a group, American Guard, I think they're called.
It's such a lame fight.
I don't like the quality of fights going on, these things.
Besides, of course, Ruffio, who delivered the punch heard around the world.
You know what this is?
Does this about fascism, really?
Fascism, by the way, as Janesh D'Souza will tell you, is an economic model.
I see it as an economic term.
It's got nothing to do with black people and Jews.
That was Hitler's tangent.
Fascism means you control the means of production, you have a czar of energy, a czar of education.
Much like Obama's plan, really.
You appoint these various czars to run monopolies in these different departments.
So one group wants that and the other doesn't?
Is this free market versus czars, czar market?
No, of course not.
Both of these groups hate fascism.
And this is just mods and the rockers.
In that sense, it's healthy.
As long as we don't get people killed and they don't bring these bizarre knives and weapons, Proud Boys were getting hit with the claw marks of hammers in between the armor.
And they call them LARPers and they say, look at you dressing up in your armor.
Guys who don't wear armor get hammers in their ribs.
I've seen cuts where you can see that it's hammer claws that made the cut.
Or look at the bike lock guy smashing someone's head open.
But this kind of violence is not about what it's about.
For example, the mods and the rockers in the 60s, the mods were Fred Perry's and they liked Northern Soul, black music.
The rockers liked Elvis and Eddie Cochran, also pretty much black music.
So that was their only difference.
Rockers wore leather and rode motorcycles.
The mods wore parkas and suits and rode scooters.
They would fight on the beaches in the 60s, exactly the same.
And did they really care about the music?
No, it was just, I think middle-class kids work versus working class kids.
the Antifa or the middle class kids Proud Boys tend to be blue collar I think the mods I think maybe it was the mods.
That's why they dressed up nice because they wanted to be respectable, even though they were dirt poor.
Is mods short for modifications?
No.
Okay.
Yeah, they had giant pierced lips in 1960.
Play some of that.
It was kind of cool.
Can't hear it.
I can never hear it.
Be damn bright more or less.
There's the mods.
At Whitson and in August, the TV cameras and the police were ready.
The battles were smaller than at Clacton, but got much wider coverage.
That's the roof on Big Marge.
They just beat up rockets.
God forbid you would be not with your gang of 20.
Oh, that's a famous singer.
I'm gonna appreciate my time It seemed like back in the day they just stopped beating you up after a certain point.
Yeah, they were pretty reasonable about it.
Like once he fell down, that was it.
Yeah, we broke his nose.
Let's move on.
No knives.
Stamp hammers.
A young postgraduate student from Johannesburg was.
So they would go to the beaches every year, Brighton Beach, and fight.
Mods versus Rockers.
Get arrested.
It's a pretty cool action.
So I had, I'm sorry to take up so much of your time with this, but it's important.
So I got all these people attacking me, including Shannon Watts.
Now, she runs this thing called Moms Against Guns that Bloomberg funds to the tune of, I don't know, $25 million, but she gets away with, it's a grassroots organization where these moms are coming together and saying, stop shooting our kids.
It's such a lie.
And she's anti-NRA, obviously.
So she's trying To attack the NRA by calling me a Nazi and then saying I'm friends with Dana Lash.
Gavin McKinnis, founder of Proud Boys, friend of NRA lobbyist Dana Lash, planned today's Portland rally with armed white supremacists and open carry.
No evidence of that.
This is what drives me nuts, too.
I think we're at the point now with these attacks where 100% of them are based on falsitudes.
Like you could get me on Islamophobia.
I've said a lot of controversial things about Islam.
Attack me on that.
Trannies, I said there's no such thing as trans.
You're a mentally ill gay.
That's a doozy.
And that's not taken out of context.
That's what I said.
Actually, that trans thing was one of my favorite controversies, even though they shut down my ad agency and I was a pariah and all my gay friends dumped me.
I was still like, at least it's something I actually said, and that's what I meant, and you got it right.
That was a good controversy.
Nailed it.
This white supremacist thing is remarkably tedious.
I don't even really have a feeling about white supremacists.
I disagree with them.
It's like gays.
It's like being called gay all day.
You go, gays is not my cup of tea.
It's not my bag.
But I'm not a gay.
And then, so Shannon Watts says that, and then guess who gets involved?
Tom Arnold.
Gavin McInnes helped planned white supremacists jerk off.
What does he say?
Planned Proud Boy banned white supremacists jerk off.
It's so hard to understand his English.
Gavin McInnes, got it.
Helped planned Proud Boy band.
What?
So we're a band now?
White supremacist jerk off.
Okay.
And your good hair pistol packing pressed pants gang.
I sort of understand that.
He's talking about Charlottesville and the guys with the khakis.
He thinks those are all the same group.
Pressed pants gang are buds with failing NRA Dana Lash.
So put it back in your panties.
So now we're gay.
Got to be so embarrassing.
I've got a new show with the company you lost.
Yeah, that's so embarrassing.
I sold my shares of that company for millions upon millions and millions more money than I could ever spend.
And you are working in my shadow now.
And you just have some dumb show that's called, well, we saw this on Michael J. Knowles.
It's called like show is the tapes.
And it's based, again, on the myth that there's this Trump sex tape going around with Russian prostitutes peeing on him.
Dude, you're in my shadows.
You're lurking, but you're also lurching.
That's what I said to him back on Twitter.
Have you noticed he's always got this...
What is that thing?
It's the strangest demeanor.
Yeah, yeah, the lunge.
And then, of course, Kathy Griffin got involved.
Did I include that one?
No, I can find it.
It says cops.
Yeah, repulsive speech.
Okay.
So go first on the Kathy Griffin one.
I thought it was interesting.
The National Police Association responded to her.
So she goes, oh, F off, police in Portland of all cities, siding.
I don't know what that means.
So Portland is supposed to be free speech-loving, left-wing.
Why are the cops doing this?
Free speech siding with and protecting Nazis, proud boys, and prayer, some isht, while America has to face the harsh reality that cops are largely racist.
Yeah, I said it.
The cops are fighting the actual Portlanders and calling them Antifa.
Can you believe that the cops were calling the protesters Antifa?
Antifa weren't even there.
I mean, I saw tons of people with giant Antifa flags and Antifa logos on their giant shields screaming Antifa chance, but the cops were wrong to call them Antifa.
So anyway, the police responded to Kathy Griffin and said, we protect, even repulsive speech needs protection, I thought you would know.
This is a woman who tanked her career by fantasizing and showing a fantasy of her decapitating the president.
I'm not even going to get into how ugly she is.
That's too easy.
It's low-hanging fruit.
All right, we're almost done here.
We're almost done the show.
That went by fast, didn't it?
We only covered one story.
I had Dinesh D'Souza on my show, CRTV, tonight on Friday, which was great.
We've got an extra long version of the interview coming out on After Hours.
That's the extended remix of the interview.
That's like 25 minutes long.
Talking to Dinesh, man, you cannot look away or let your mind wander.
You have to stay on the money because everything he says, and this movie that I saw, Death of a Nation, it basically argues that the left wing are socialists, socialists are Nazis, socialists are racist.
So they've got everything flipped upside down.
And he proves it, beyond a shadow of a doubt.
And when he puts out these DVDs, there's time codes at the back that list every single fact and you can go look it up.
So the reviews he's getting on this are terrible.
And look at that, Rotten Tomatoes, 0% rating.
They clearly haven't even seen it.
84% of the people love it.
0% on the tomato meter.
Remember that Get Out got 100%?
And the mainstream media isn't talking about it.
Michael Moore does all the tours, all the press tours when his movies come out.
Dinesh D'Souza's movies are often more popular than his.
If you look at the most popular documentaries in the country, it'll be like, Michael Moore, Dinesh D'Souza, Moore, D'ouza, D'Souza, Moore, Moore, Moore, D'Souza.
But they're all pretending it's not out.
They're pretending that it's not in a thousand theaters across the nation.
And I think it's going to be a game changer because the left put all their eggs in the Nazi basket, which is a strange thing to do.
Diversify, guys.
I should handle your portfolios.
Don't put all your money in one stock.
So they put all their money on the Nazi stock.
They bet on one horse, Adolf Hitler running in the third, and they're wrong.
So now they're done.
They don't have any platform.
Look at the new, for 2020, the Dem's platform is hate has no home here.
So what you're really doing is calling half of the country racist, which makes them hate you and just gets Trump re-elected.
You don't have any policies, and you haven't since before Obama.
I think Bill Clinton was the last time the left had anything valid to say.
Or, no, no, anything to say.
They don't have a policy.
Hate has no home here.
And they put it on their front lawns.
Like, just so you know, they don't have a Nazi in their guest room.
Thanks for the wake-up call.
All right, we're out of time.
What should we end with, though?
I got a few fun videos.
There's Nude Beach.
Let's just look at some fat pigs.
I know, let's do both.
Let's look at the Kinky Kitten Farm from my alma mater.
This is from the company I lost that Tom Arnold now has a show on.
Damn it.
By the way, oh, that's one other thing.
Tom Arnold probably makes $20,000 in total for that show.
And those three bloggers I showed you, writing a column at Right Wing Watch probably pays $40 a column.
And you probably do like two a day.
I mean, two a week?
That's $80 a week, I think Jared Holt makes.
And same with Andy Campbell.
Huffington Post, senior editor.
Now, in my day, $1 a word was very good.
And sometimes with Maxim, you'd get $2 a word.
As I stopped writing, I'm not saying these two were related.
As I stopped writing, the price kept going down and down and down.
And in Gawker days, a post would nab you $20.
So I think, this is my theory, like I knew the guy who, there was this article called Gavin McInnis Totally Wants You to Know He's Not a White Supremacist.
It was written by a Village Voice reporter who makes about $20,000 a year, but his parents were rich and they died.
So he's got like half a million dollars in the bank.
So they're LARPing as journalists.
These guys make shockingly little money and I believe their parents pay their rent.
I mean, I know that's true.
There was a study that was done with a lot of slate and salon and all these female writers who write these attack pieces where they call everyone a Nazi and they'll never have kids and their ovaries are drying up.
They make 20 grand a year and their parents pay their rent.
So hey parents, can you cut off these bloggers, please?
Stop paying their rent, make them get a real job because they're very irritating.
Anyway, so this is totally unrelated.
I want to end it on a cookie note.
This is kitten fetish.
Is this making me horny or annoyed?
Turn it up.
It's always too quiet, Ryan.
Yeah, well, I'm not in the mix.
Maybe I should turn up my speaker.
I'm Isabella and I run the chateau.
We are based in Colorado, but originally I'm from England.
Kitten play is a community of men and women who associate with the feline qualities.
What does that mean?
Do they have sex?
What do you do?
You go to this house and you just dress up like a kitten.
Kitten kitten is very fluffy.
And that's like your classic domesticated kitten.
Nerds are not good at sex, are they?
We have also what we call the feral kitten, which are more, I think, like punk kittens.
Punk kittens.
Then we have the, what I call fat.
Just have sex for crying out bad.
Enough of this titillation.
Like, how long is foreplay?
Two minutes?
See, this is, can you just positive?
This is what happens when you take testosterone and alpha males out of sex.
You're just left with the frills.
Like, did you know a woman can make a baby by herself?
It's called a self-induced pregnancy, and what comes out is just the parts that the woman can make.
So it's like a ball of flesh with four hairs and a tooth.
And it doesn't have all the other stuff.
We do the bones or whatever.
Yeah.
So this is what this is.
It's sex without testosterone, and it's just the frills.
It's just like a lump of flesh with three hairs and a tooth stuck in it.
And it's not fun.
Sex, yes, I agree that titillation and foreplay is an important part of intercourse, but it's just the beginning.
It's just the appetizer.
You want to get down to the meat.
There's no meat in this.
Does this continue like afterwards too when everything's all finished?
She's still.
Yeah, that's another thing, too.
Like if you have sex and your girlfriend dresses up in lingerie, the second it's over, she's like, get this stupid corset off me.
I want to put my sweatpants on and watch the Real Housewives or whatever they're doing.
But there's still like per it's almost like when you're porn.
Can I say porn?
Yes, you can say porn.
When you look at porn and then you just exit out immediately, but there's this is the thing that you can't exit out.
Yeah.
She still wants to kitty cat around the house.
If there's men there, that's some serious blue balls.
Yeah, that's just not fun.
How long can you go around looking at women with tails and lingerie going, I'm sexy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on here.
Come here.
Let's get to work.
Let me see a little bit more of it.
You can make your own way and your own decisions, just, you know, what you want to be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut up.
Let's just have sex.
Right now we have seven people living here.
Just because we have people living here, you know, doesn't mean that's what makes a whole community.
That's another thing, like sex.
After you've done it once, you don't want it anymore for especially at my age, you're good for like two a day would be insane.
And that's only maybe 10 minutes.
That's 20 minutes a day.
What about the other 23 hours?
And 20 minutes.
I'm probably the oldest, most direct kitten out of the group.
I'm like, there's this girl on Snapchat, and I added her, so I see her pop up all the time, and all it is is her with like a sex toy all day.
All day.
And I called her a loser, and Pat Dixon's like, no, she's not a loser.
She's hot.
She's actually pretty cool.
I was like, yeah, but I think I convinced him.
I was like, she does this all day.
This is all she does.
This is her.
She's a loser.
Yeah, that's just, it's, genitalia isn't designed for that.
Genitalia starts to fall apart.
Right.
Like, I knew a guy that had AIDS.
I guess he still has it.
He's alive.
And I go, how'd that happen?
He goes, oh, I was at a circuit party and I was doing math and I had sex for 32 hours.
And I go, you would have worn off your genitalia.
Like, if a bug did that, the bug would get a weird AIDS and his little bug penis would fall off.
All right, let's end it with some incredibly fat pigs just to clean the palate of all this titillation.
I'm sorry that I just made you horny.
I didn't make me horny, but just to be sure that no one's going away with sexual thoughts in their minds, I'd like to show you, what is this now?
This is a thing, they say plus size model.
And when they say model, they just mean I pose for photographs that my friend takes.
So you're not a model.
You're someone who knows someone that has a camera.
That's not a model, lady.
But look at these women showing off.
Look at their sausage fingers.
They seem to think that we think they look bad because they're not posing correctly.
No.
Unapologetic, fat, naked, adaposers.
We don't want you to apologize.
We don't care about you.
But we have eyes and you're A, unattractive, and B, dying.
And those are linked, by the way.
The reason that men aren't attracted to you is genetic.
We know that if we had babies with you, first of all, you might not make it.
And secondly, you're going to die soon, so they won't have a mom.
So there's evolutionary reasoning behind our disdain for your disgusting fatness.
Look at that guy with his dreads.
Oh, my God.
My name is Substantia Jones, and I am...
Is that her name?
I don't know.
I'm not fat.
I'm substantial.
No, you're both.
All right, that's enough.
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