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May 21, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Okay Like you all that Know it We're running your heart like you knew that I never saw that I was running through the trenches in the warm night Stop looking at me like I was your brain Okay,
Do you ever think I feel your pain?
No way!
Extraordinary specimen lived to the day I die Smoke clouds help me float on by I've been on my whole goddamn life Even my mama couldn't tell me why Why I'm such a sick motherfucker?
Let me take a hit, okay Now let me take another I'm falling and I can't stand up My dad used to tell me man up Me and my dad my brother put the gloves on But you're too fed up the function No word I collapsed it That was Oliver Tree I don't know what the name of that song is.
What is it?
All that weird dude who dresses like the worst of the 80s and the 90s combined He's got a bowl cut and giant Jinko jeans and an 80s windbreaker and he rides a scooter and of course a man a monster truck If you're into weird rap music, weird trap done by ironic 80s hipsters, that's your stuff.
So much to cover, so little time.
We got Mike the cop on the show.
I made the mistake of letting my brother interview him.
It did not go well.
So I have a big important intro before we get to that.
And I also want to talk about this lie that there's a scourge of racial, rude people yelling it, and they've been empowered by Trump and we need to stop it.
It's so dangerous, these people saying swear words.
The truth is that the real epidemic, if you want to get racial, and I never asked, but you demanded, then it's the white people are the victims when it comes to actual crime like assault.
Bad words, we're all about the same.
It's called being an adult and swearing when you're mad.
Not an epidemic, not an issue.
But before we get to all that, cover the New York Post.
Meet John Doe.
He won $5 million in the lottery.
Now he wants desperately to keep his ID secret from Bronx neighbors.
So he's posing on the front page of the New York Post.
Hey, John, move.
Don't live there anymore.
You have $5 million in the Bronx.
You leave the Bronx when you got $100,000 in the bank.
Time to get the hell out of there, Broham.
Come back and visit.
This reminds me of that guy who has a plane.
And he goes, hey, I'm an engineer.
I finally lived my dream.
I'm living in a plane now.
And I'm looking at his plane going, no, you're not.
You squatted a plane.
You paid almost a quarter of a million dollars to have a plane dragged into a forest.
I have no idea how he got there.
But look at these pictures.
You're not living in a plane.
You're squatting a plane.
Look how gross it is.
There it is in the woods.
And if you see an aerial photograph, it's running.
But look at the actual plane when he's inside.
Go down, Dave.
You didn't change anything.
That's the back part where you can see the luggage below.
Boring.
Keep going.
Look at him.
Keep going.
What have you done, you fool?
Keep going.
Look, he just put a washer-dryer there.
That's the cockpit.
You could make that all nice.
You can make that into a cool office with a thing called wood that's cheap, but he hasn't.
Look at this dive.
All right.
Anyway, that just made me laugh.
But we didn't do a good job of portraying it.
Speaking of planes, epidemic, fat people on planes are being harassed.
You know how they're being harassed?
Someone is texting.
Someone's texting that I'm sitting next to a fat person.
Guess what?
You're allowed to text.
Which one is this one?
That's an old one, okay?
That's a plus-size model.
That was back from, I think, June.
She says, catch this man sitting next to her on an airplane fat shaming.
No, go back to that, Dave, if you're going to jump ahead.
Hage said, that's the plus size model.
Hage said the man would purposely turn his phone, purposefully, that's the wrong use of the word purposefully there, news.
It's purposely.
Purposely turn his phone away from her so she couldn't read his text messages.
So when he turned his phone towards her again, Hage took a quick peek and was hurt by what she saw.
Hopefully she didn't have any Mexican food, one of the texts read, to which the man replied, I think she ate a Mexican.
You're not allowed to complain about what people privately text their friends about your body.
That doesn't count as harassment.
You might as well be mad at him for thinking such a thing.
So here's the one from yesterday.
Someone called her a smelly fatty, and you go, that's terrible.
You don't go up to some fat lady and call her.
She looks like she probably doesn't smell.
Smelly fatty.
That's horrible.
And then you read further and you realize, oh, she sussed it out by leaning over and reading his text.
But this one gets crazier.
Someone came up to her and said, switch seats with me.
You shouldn't have to sit next to that monster.
I'm in business class or something.
I'm in a better seat.
And one of the weirdest lines in this whole thing is, this is the knight who came to save her.
He said he had just happened to see that guy's text messages.
He started shaking because he was so mad and he knew he had to do something.
How the f ⁇ did you see her text messages from a different row?
What is going on in this country?
We have a bunch of demons who can see through walls?
What are we up against here?
Some sort of new toxic Avengers?
Superheroes?
I don't understand this.
And it reminds me of another story from this week, this Nigerian woman, who her story sounds equally insane.
I think airlines have become the new slip and fall attorney privilege place to sue, attorney privilege, a place for ambulance chasers to sue.
According to the lawsuit, Queen Obiyama, I looked her up, I can't find any links to Queen Obiyama.
She may just call herself that, like Chief Grizzly Bear, Chief Grizzly Mama, sorry.
She boarded the plane and found a white male passenger, very crucial detail, sitting in her assigned business class seat, which he refused to move.
If you refuse to move from someone's seat, you just get kicked out of the plane.
They don't just find you another seat.
When a flight attendant failed to resolve the conflict, the man continued to refuse to move to his own assigned seat.
Obiyama agreed to take his spot.
Obiyama went to the restroom before takeoff and returned to find the man blocking her from accessing the seat for several minutes.
Which seat?
Her new seat?
What is this guy's beef?
This is a lie, by the way, is the short version.
The mother then alleges that a United staffer instructed her to step off the plane, where she was informed by another United agent that the pilot requested that she exit the man because she had a pungent odor.
And they didn't feel comfortable with her in the plane.
That's the only part I believe.
I think other countries, they have different standards of smell.
And I was just getting off a flight from London, and there was a guy behind me.
He seemed to be North African.
And I'm sorry to, this is just a fact.
You can call this whatever you want.
He seemed to have a strange culture.
Like there was a bag and it all matched and it had like a crescent and then it had another bag on top of it.
And his uniform, it was like green and green and had gold stuff on it.
He looked like a weird lieutenant from Mars.
And I'm not saying that culture is better or worse.
It's worse.
But the guy, he smelled worse than a homeless man.
Like it was stunning.
I had to put my mustache up my nose.
And he clearly wasn't poor.
His uniform matched his luggage.
The guy had some money, but apparently some cultures have different standards.
All right.
That's the gossip on plains.
I'm rushing through this because I got so much to talk about.
Liberals this week in liberals.
Wow.
The two biggest things they've been loving this week are MS-13 and Hamas.
Now, the Hamas thing is easy, right?
They love criticizing Israel, probably because it's successful white people.
And they talk about the protesters who are out burning tires at the border and getting shot.
Let me explain something to anyone who's never been to Israel.
Palestinians' job is getting shot, causing trouble, not protesting, but getting killed, getting their children killed, becoming, they are an improv troop that pretends they are victims.
They pretend to be dead bodies.
They want their children to die.
They want to die.
That's their job.
The Saudis, the rich Arabs, they could arm them with all kinds of things.
They need to burn tires.
They need to throw rocks.
They need to look poor.
They need paraplegics with stubby legs throwing rocks.
That's the ideal.
So these guys are like stormtroopers for the empire.
They're just fulfilling their role.
And the idea that they are just innocent victims, you are falling for what we call Pollywood.
And it's amazing how gullible they are.
It's also amazing how they're so determined to take the other side that they will defend pretty much anyone, including MS-13.
So Trump was accused of calling Mexican immigrants animals.
They're evil.
All Hispanics are animals.
Jorge Univision Ramos, he's an animal.
He should eat from a pig's troth.
No one thinks that.
That's an insane belief.
And no one thinks you can just grab random women's vaginas either, you fools.
Do you really believe that or are you being willfully ignorant?
So the actual quote is here.
This is what actually happened.
Okay, so this is, the sheriff says, there could be an MS-13 member I know about.
If they don't reach a certain threshold, I cannot tell ICE about it.
So the president reacts.
We have people coming into the country.
We're stopping a lot of them.
We're sending them out.
You wouldn't believe how bad these people are.
These are animals.
Clearly referring to MS-13.
But the left is so excited about getting a nugget they can use against him that they go off at a tangent and say that Geraldo is an animal, according to Trump.
Look at this, George Takai quote.
And there you have it.
What lies, I can't read it there, what lies beneath Trump's horrific agenda is the same dehumanizing mentality.
There'sn't even war and genocide.
Vote this November.
This is what it's all about, by the way.
It's all about the next election.
They are petrified of Trump getting reelected.
And in the process, they are determined to normalize censorship.
Now, we saw this with Spotify recently.
R. Kelly is banned.
You can't listen to R. Kelly on censorship because he molests teenagers and has them pee on him and stuff.
I get that.
I mean, I don't advocate it, but I sort of get that someone that egregious, a pedophile, you don't want people enjoying his music.
It normalizes pedophilia.
See, this is the way fascism works.
It starts with a reasonable idea.
You don't want to glorify pedophiles.
Who disagrees with that?
But then they take that little errant thread and they start unraveling the whole sweater.
And now we're talking about getting rid of anyone with sexist lyrics.
Put up that thing you had up before.
So that includes Eminem.
That includes the Chili Peppers.
That includes the Beastie Boys.
Remember them?
Girls do do the laundry.
Girls do do the dishes.
Even a band like the Beastie Boys who went super left, they have sexist songs.
This is the problem when you get into censoring art.
And speaking of censorship, YouTube on their censorship rampage is now starting to censorship thumbnails that include cleavage.
Poor Cassandra Fairbanks.
That's a major part of her beauty is her amazing cleavage.
But look at this.
So they let Childish Gambino go, according to Paul Joseph Watson, but they won't let Cleavage go.
So that's the one they used now.
Show the previous one they had?
Yeah, that is disgusting.
Tits are disgusting now.
This is what's beautiful about this.
The motive here is to normalize censorship so we can prevent Trump from winning via social media next election.
But what they're actually doing is showing how horrible it is when they're in control.
So they're actually helping Trump by glorifying censorship because no sane American wants censorship.
You guys are your own worst enemy.
And sometimes I think the best the right can do is sit back and just watch them destroy themselves.
Well, I can't sit back because my job is to help them destroy themselves.
So, let's start with a funny and amusing look at the myth of racists yelling at people in Trump's America.
Yo, what's up?
It's your boy Gavin.
All I need is one mic.
I'm ready to drop some science on your ass about racist rants up in the hood.
Yo, take it away, Dancekin spinster.
People who have stood up to racist rants have lost their lives.
Stop.
That's French for stop, Dave.
I'm sick of this train thing being about someone who had the courage to stand up to racist rants.
There was a crazy man on a train, a complete lunatic.
I live in New York City.
We deal with lunatics on a daily basis.
And by the way, most of them are black, and most of them are calling me a cracker and screaming at people, white people on the street.
We ignore it.
That's life in New York City, one of the most disgusting cities in North America.
But any Hoosers, this was just a typical lunatic screaming at a Muslim girl.
She left the car on the train.
It was handled.
Those guys decided to be white knights and come over and go, actually, that was really messed up.
I'm sorry to disparage the dead, but it was not a heroic example.
This was not exactly the Clint Eastwood movie where they ran down the aisle and tackled a terrorist.
These were two men deciding to antagonize a mental patient and getting stabbed because what he saw was, he saw Satan with two faces on their horns that looked like his mother's face going, and he stabbed them.
Not exactly heroicism.
And by the way, not exactly an epidemic.
But continue.
And we know that violence towards minorities isn't new.
That's a ridiculous white lives matter.
Videos like these are filling up.
Did you hear that?
So White Lives Matter, none of those were that bad.
And violence against minorities, yeah, whatever the hell that means.
That's like saying violence against people with red shoes.
I'm sure minorities get attacked, as do white people, and we'll get to that in a second.
But at the end, there was someone yelling Packy.
Yes, that's a horrible word.
It is a racial epithet.
It's a swear word.
When you're in a confrontation, you're heated.
You say terrible things.
You say awful things.
You're trying to hurt the person's feelings.
And it's better than punching them in the face.
And by the way, as a white dude, we hear lots of bad things said about us when we're talking to someone of a different race.
It's called arguing.
It's called confrontation.
I'm sorry, you can't abolish it.
I'm not even sure you should abolish it.
You want to stop swearing?
What about f and create news feed?
And in just the 10 days after Trump's election, the Southern Poverty Law Center documents are the ones who take advantage of situations like this can be deadly.
Not just for the original target, but even for those who step in to help.
So here's what you can do if you witness a racist rant.
Go to the police.
The most important thing is that you boss.
If you hear a racist rant, stay safe.
Why don't we just have children go under their desks like there's a nuclear war?
Stay safe.
You could get, if you get an N-word in the face, you won't see again.
It's like acid if you get it in your eyes.
It's a deadly drug.
And the whole subtext here is Trump is Hitler, right?
And since he's come into power, everyone has felt emboldened to be, now I can finally be racist.
I can finally call people packies.
Oh, few, I've been holding it in throughout Obama's entire presidency.
And now I can just finally go, oh, f ⁇ ing, you're out of.
Oh, oh, God, that's what a relief.
So there's been a few examples, even in the past few days of this.
And what it is, is angry people saying rude things, which I don't know, I don't know where you live, but in New York City, that's all we hear is people being rude.
And you look at these actual examples and you go, this is your idea of violent crime?
Look at Sean King.
Sean King said, Trump's America has emboldened ugly white men, which hurts.
He's already, he's kind of being racist in that quote.
And by the way, he's an ugly white man.
It's emboldened ugly white men to say horrible things.
But check out this first.
So this is just from like two days ago.
This is a Jewish guy, a lawyer in New York who's anti-immigration, and he's at a lunch place, and all he hears is people speaking Spanish.
That annoys people.
I know what annoys me.
I don't like when I get served and the guy has an accent because I think, where are our teens?
Why can't a teenager be serving me?
Why does everyone who serves you have an accent?
Because we have destroyed teenagers' economic libido by importing illegals to do teenagers' jobs.
But anyway, here he is losing his temper.
And it's horrific.
I suggest you watch this through a welder's mask because you're going to have a heart attack.
So your staff is speaking Spanish to customers when they used to be very violent.
I mean, sometimes they do.
Every person I listen to, he spoke it, she's speaking it because America.
Just hold on a second.
Let me just pause it here.
So we have Mexican gangs in South Central LA throwing Molotov cocktails into black people's homes, shooting little black girls on the street because they are racially cleansing the area.
Ethnic cleansing is going on in the hood in South Central.
But this is newsworthy.
Some guy who is rude to the staff because he doesn't like that they're speaking Spanish.
And by the way, he's got a point.
I'm not saying he's wrong or right, but I'm saying it seems to me that it's a contentious area of debate.
I think I could argue both sides.
Has he hurt anyone?
Is anyone physically damaged?
Can the people he's yelling at even understand him?
go ahead He's very ignorant.
And he shouldn't be allowed to be able to do this.
The thing the woman with the phone is saying is worse.
Maybe you shouldn't eat that table to me.
Take a break from the food.
Maybe you should get healthy.
That was insulting.
So she says he should get run over by a truck.
He said she should take it easy on the food.
She's obese, which is valid.
Here's another one that's going on.
It was, well, let's just play it.
Why did you say that?
Why would I?
Why wouldn't I?
Okay, that's it.
Just pause for a sec.
That's the worst it got.
She's wearing a full burqa, right?
That's very foreign, by the way.
If you were to go to her country and walk around in an audacious cowboy suit or a Hawaiian shirt, I'm not even sure that's legal.
So someone sees someone from the other end of the world, and there's a major conflict going on between Islam and Christianity, and he dares to make a rude quip.
And the quip is, what is it, Halloween or something?
It doesn't get worse than that.
But this story is all over the news.
Play more of it so you can see how benign it is.
Because I want to.
Why?
What's wrong with me?
I don't know.
Will you tell me what's wrong with you?
Do you know I'm a Muslim?
Yeah, I do.
What's your problem with that?
I don't like it.
How's that?
Why?
I don't like that because I don't like your religion and said to kill me and I don't want to be killed by you.
How's that?
Are you scared of me?
Have you read the Quran?
Yes, that's right.
That's terrible.
You've read the Quran?
Do you know in which context that is?
Are you a Christian?
Absolutely.
If you're a Christian, let's talk about your Bible.
By the way, can I just say something here?
This is a little off topic, but they always do this.
Have you read the Quran?
Your Bible is just as bad.
Here's the difference, folks.
We had an Old Testament, lots of bad stuff in it.
We got a 2.0.
Now we have a New Testament.
It's much kinder.
Islam is the reverse.
Muhammad used to be a groovy dude.
So the first Testament, if you will, of the Quran is quite nice.
Then he became a warlord.
Their 2.0 is much worse than the original.
That's the correct response to that silly, pedantic discussion.
But it's just two people, both being confrontational, by the way, same with the previous one, having an argument.
All right, here's yet another example from this week of this horrible scourge of 800 SPLC hate incidents where evil white men have been empowered by Trump's Hitlerian racism.
Harass people.
Okay, let's see how bad it is.
What's going on, scumbags?
How you doing?
Ask this guy about this.
Okay, that is harassing.
Investigate Russia now.
How about we do this?
How about we investigate all the collusion of the left?
Would you be okay with that?
How about Hillary Clinton being actually charged with the crime she's committed?
Not a fucking witch hunt.
How about that?
Millions and millions of dollars on a witch hunt that could feed our fing homeless vets.
How do you feel about that?
How is this flowing over our water around the edges at a political debate?
You guys go with Mike Pence coming in?
So he can send all the gays to a Christian school and turn them all back and convert them into straight people?
They're like, all the leaders should be allowed here because who's going to pick ourselves around?
Anyway, this goes on like that.
It's not a Trump supporter harassing someone.
It's someone having a political discussion.
And they dish it out just as much as they can take it.
That's the way it works in America.
When do we lose our balls?
Why are you not allowed to talk like a human being anymore?
We're adults.
People swear.
People say rude words.
We're against rude words.
It's like the left have become the new Victorians.
Anyway, I just want to end with the real issue when it comes to racism in America, in Trump's America.
This was in Paul Joseph Watson's video about This Is America, and it's a Bill Whittle analysis of racist, race-based racial crimes.
Just before we get to that, if you look up hate crime New York City stabbing, you'll see again and again that Nazi who was a bad guy, you got a bad guy.
Don't get me wrong.
White supremacist who came down and stabbed a homeless man.
Yes.
So you see this story a million times, but you never see this story.
And I don't think this guy was charged with a hate crime, though he said, I hate white people and murdered a white man.
Anyway, that story, by the way, that last story is indicative of a pattern.
The first story is not indicative of a pattern.
And as we know, liberals are all about avoiding patterns.
Political correctness is the art of not noticing patterns.
But let's let Bill explain the pattern.
In 2010, 62,593 blacks were the victims of white violence.
During that same year, 320,082 whites were the victims of black violence.
That's five times as many violent attacks, but that number is misleading since the black and white populations are not the same size.
When 38 million black Americans commit five times as many violent crimes on 197 million whites as they receive, what you discover is that black perpetrators violently assault white victims 25 times more frequently.
And when it comes to a specific kind of violent crime, aggravated assault, the number of black...
As libertarian conservatives, we didn't make it racial.
We just said we want criminals prosecuted.
Stop and frisk should be a thing that exists.
By the way, stop and frisk pulls over whites disproportionately more than they are represented in the criminal population.
We've just said a crime is a crime.
You're the ones, liberals, who made it racial.
Okay, you want to play that game?
What do you got?
I have someone being rude in a restaurant.
Really?
I got murder from 100 miles away.
As we've learned from Social media and celebrities and dancers and rappers, African American people of color are being assaulted, murdered on a daily basis.
I ran the numbers myself and came up with 20, which is shocking because about seven whites are murdered, 14 if you include Hispanics, which you shouldn't.
There's five times more whites than blacks.
So why are 20 blacks being murdered a day?
Well, when you look into it, you see that about 18, 17 of those black people are murdered by black people.
A couple are by cops.
Within those two a day that are murdered by cops, you realize they're not murdered.
It was a crime scene.
It was excessive.
It was not excessive force.
It was a dangerous situation where guns were going off.
There's 900,000 cops in America.
Most of them will go through, say, 12 engagements, we'll call it, a day, where they're asking, what's going on here?
What are you doing here?
And a lot of the times they'll be going into a crime scene, a robbery.
They'll be asked to go into someone's house where someone's acting like a lunatic and has a machete.
And so two will die in that.
Remember that video, 29 Ways to Die?
23?
It was all these different celebrities saying, killed for having a taillight out.
Killed for looking a cop in the ass.
Can you play some of that?
We're celebrities.
We know what it's like on the streets.
Alicia Keys.
Can you just pause it?
Alicia Keys black father abandoned her at a very young age.
She grew up in the Upper West Side going to private school, music school.
She was raised by a white Italian woman, but she's here to talk about racism.
Go ahead, Alicia.
To signal the lane change.
Just stop, stop.
Sandra Bland was a manic depressive who had had many suicide attempts.
She hanged herself in her cell after getting ornery, getting rough with cops after she did have a taillight out.
We've all been pulled over for a taillight.
You just comply, you pay the ticket, and that's it.
You don't have to start screaming at the cop and then hanging yourself.
Anyway, that video goes on.
I did a reaction video about it last year, and I found out of the 23, six were questionable.
Six were a little suspicious.
In all of those cases, the cops were being prosecuted for excessive force.
So six people die of spider bites a year.
Out of those craziest cases, six were real.
It's not a thing.
But we keep hearing it's a thing.
And my theory is when you hear this kind of death, this kind of murder, especially as a black American, but as a liberal who follows the narrative of black people aren't doing anything wrong anywhere, you need an explanation for this crime.
You need an explanation for this slaughter.
I got plenty of explanations.
Dem run cities, Democratic run, by the way.
I'm not speaking in the Bonics.
Welfare.
Welfare has shattered the black family.
And what you have there, welfare has said to black women, don't get married, have your babies without a daddy and we'll give you money.
You're incentivizing shattering a black family.
And now we have three quarters of black babies are out of wedlock.
Here in the Bronx, down the street in the Bronx, it's more like 80%.
And without a father, you don't have discipline.
You have idle hands.
And the next thing you know, you get into crime.
It's not racism.
It's boredom.
And that comes from welfare.
When you're on welfare, it's an unnatural situation.
It's like being gay if you're not meant to be gay, or being straight if you're gay.
You're just, you're wrong in your body when you're getting food stamps.
It's not normal.
And it was meant to be a temporary fix, by the way, not a lifestyle.
Here in New York, you have third generation Puerto Ricans on welfare.
Your granddad didn't have a job.
That has a lot more to do with crime than this myth of oppressive racism.
And it definitely has a lot more to do with crime than cops killing people.
But my favorite example of this narrative is Charlotte.
Charlotte was, remember the shooting in Charlotte?
his name?
Kevin something that was back in the Kevin Lamont Scott in September 2016.
Now, there was a woman there.
She had her cell phone out and she was like, Kevin, just, Kevin, just relax.
Do what they say, Kevin.
And then she's saying, the cops, don't shoot him, don't shoot him.
As far as the general leftist narrative goes, that was the evidence.
That was the trial.
That was the judge and the executioner.
Her ranting on a phone is what most of these people know as the truth.
The truth is, this man had a loaded gun.
They asked him to put it down forever.
He reached down into his ankle.
He pulled it out and they shot him.
That's what we train them to do.
As taxpayers, when we set up the whole notion of a police force, we said, here's the deal.
If someone attacks you with a bat or pulls a gun on you, shoot them so you don't die because we don't want you to die because we want there to be a police force.
So they're doing their training.
I believe in police training, there is a cardboard person with a bat that you're supposed to go, shoot with the little like laser gun while you're in your testing thing.
Kadunk, Kadunk.
This one has a hostage and you think she's guilty, but she's the hostage.
Don't shoot her.
You lose points.
So they're doing what their training was.
And all the time here in New York, you see cops going to trial for a baseball bat.
And of course, the public says, couldn't you just shoot them in the knee?
Couldn't you just peg her off?
Couldn't you just shoot the bat in half?
Yeah, I'm Jesse James with my heart pounding and my life at stake.
I'm just going to sit there and write, calm down on the wall in bullets.
That'll work.
It's Hollywood.
But anyway, some of the footage at Charlotte I thought was incredibly telling.
I'm sorry to go back two years for an example, but it's relevant because I talk to people like Dante Nero and he says to me, you don't know what it's like.
You don't know what it's like to be black.
You don't know what it's like to go for a drive and not know if you're going to come home alive.
I was like, Jesus, Dante, you're way off.
I don't think the facts and the narrative when it comes to police have ever been farther apart.
Honestly, I'm going back hundreds of years.
We've never been farther from The truth when it comes to what happens with police.
And Charlotte was a perfect example of that.
Show that woman, Dave, who was yelling at the Fox News reporter in the Motley Crew shirt.
exactly what happened on video so you can put it on the news right no we're on live that's what you're trying to find out if we got a video so you can elaborate out of it make a fabricated story right you want a video that you can base a fabricated story right Right?
All right.
So that's some of what you saw last year.
I don't know.
So she goes on after that.
What was that weird tug some guy gave him?
Was that like an aggressive handshake?
I've never seen that move before.
Hey, how's it going?
How you doing?
I might steal this.
What does he do?
That's the weirdest gesture I've ever seen.
But she goes on to yell at that reporter, Mike Tobin, I think is his name.
I'm not sure.
And she says, you don't know what you, you're saying it's dangerous for me to be here, right?
You're saying my life matters, right?
Well, I could be shot here.
I could be shot anywhere.
I could be shot going to the grocery store, going to buy some groceries.
And I'm watching it going, what kind of world do you think this is?
What kind of world do you think there's a man just like watching you get avocados going, looky here?
We got a Negro trying to get some avocados.
Not today, Negro.
I mean, that's like, I don't think the South has ever been that racist.
You've got to go back to like slavery days to come up with something that macabre.
And even then, that people would go, what, you shot a slave while they were grabbing an avocado?
Are you out of your mind?
I've heard tale of Australia hunting Aboriginals.
That's their world now.
As far as they're concerned, that's America.
And the scary thing about that narrative is I think it leads to more black deaths because you have someone going, oh, well, I'm just going to die.
Remember that macabre video?
I keep using the word macabre.
Remember that scary video, that guy who got out of the truck, an SUV, and he just keeps walking towards police and they're shooting him, shooting him, shooting him.
By the way, why don't you shoot him in the foot?
They shot him in the chest about 10 times and eventually he fell down.
And I looked at that video.
There it is.
And I thought, why did you do that?
Did you do that because you thought you were dead anyway?
Did you do that because you believed the myth that they'll never let you comply?
They'll never, even if you put your hands up, they're still going to shoot.
Did he do that because of the Mike Brown myth?
Mike Brown didn't have his hands up.
Anyway, I think this whole universe, this whole narrative is bad for perps.
It's bad for your average black person.
I think it's bad for America.
I think it's bad for cops, too.
This narrative has cops walking on eggshells.
It's made the hood more dangerous because cops don't want to go there.
South side of Chicago is a war zone because cops have been told they may not go there.
Another reason it's bad for cops is because when they're guarded like this and they're told they're evil, there's all this pressure from the city.
You need to fix these racist cops.
They do that.
There was a great 60 Minutes where they made all the crime in the South Side of Chicago all about cops and stop and frisk.
Yeah.
The irony is the opposite is true.
The lack of cops in the south side of Chicago is a big part of the deaths there.
So is welfare.
But another scary thing going on is I think all this scrutiny of the police is making it a lot more tense to be a cop, a lot more paperwork, a lot more HR, and they're able to joke around less.
And this is anecdotal evidence, but from the cops I know, I am seeing suicide go up now because they can't joke around, they can't relax, they're always being scrutinized based on myths of police hunting people, and it's making the police force, which used to be considered a noble profession, a horrible, dangerous, suicidal place to be.
Anyway, that's a hell of an intro.
But I bring all this up because for some stupid reason, I let my brother interview the only cop we've ever had on the show, Mike the Cop.
And I have a bad feeling my brother is going to botch this interview, and Mike the Cop isn't going to take him seriously, and it'll be a complete waste of a great opportunity.
Mike, are you there?
Oh, I'm here.
I feel like I'm looking into the eyes of a murderer.
I'm not sure how I got talked into this meeting with a Che Guevara wannabe, but here I am.
I'm not a Che Guevara wannabe.
I'm a fan of his policies.
Those are socialist policies.
In socialist countries, you don't really get police violence.
Yeah, you don't.
I guess if the police get to eat for free because they control you, then yeah, there's no violence because they already have food in their bellies.
Okay, I knew you would take it there immediately.
I don't want to argue with you because I know that a lot of cops are good cops, and I'm not going to deny that, but the ones that we want to fry up like bacon and put the pigs we want in a blanket are the ones who indiscriminately hunt African-American people of color.
Well, how do you expect them to meet their quota?
Okay, so you admit it now.
Oh, yeah, I'm not in any denial.
I fully support police violence and the hunting of all minorities.
Aha, so you've finally been exposed.
I want to show you a video.
Do you remember Charlotte?
I've heard of that.
Is that in Oregon?
It's in North Carolina, and there was an African-American person of color who was there, and he was handicapped, and I believe he was doing a crossroad puzzle, trying to get his brain to work again.
And cops came out, and they wanted to try out new guns, and a woman was on her phone.
She was sitting there saying, comply, comply, you know, take it easy.
And they laughed at her.
I'm surprised they didn't shoot her.
And they shot this man named Kevin.
I think we all did try to shoot her too, but I think she was just fast.
But you're absolutely right.
If somebody's doing crossroad puzzles and trying to better themselves mentally, especially if they're a challenged human being, then yeah, we can't maintain control if we allow anyone like that to better themselves.
So I mean, you liberals are all the same.
You want us all to be equal.
And I think we're trying to accomplish the same thing.
We're just thinning the herd so that we can all be equal.
This is an intense wake-up call.
This is amazing.
Can you play him the clip where the guy describes social media?
The thing that drives me nuts about the fact that you murder us, and when I say us, I mean people of the revolution, is that we pay your salary.
So we're paying someone to murder us.
Play the clip, Dave.
This has been going on for the last 50 years.
The only reason why it's here now in 2016 is because of social media is bringing it right to the front door.
Black men been getting shot all over America, man, for the last 40, 50 years.
We didn't know anything about it.
Through these outlets now, everybody is seeing it, and we're just tired of it.
We pay the police a salary.
I'm a tax worker.
I'm a plumber.
Did you know that 8,000 African American people of color are murdered every year?
Oh, that's it?
I thought it was higher.
Do you know how many are by police?
It's got to be at least double that.
Twice.
200% of the African Americans that are killed are killed by cops.
Yeah, that sounds, I think that's about accurate.
I was surprised that they weren't in that clip weren't.
How do you sleep at night?
Well, I'm trying to do the same thing you are.
Which is what?
I'm living the revolution.
I'm trying to eliminate those that don't want to be the same as us.
This is the revolution.
That's excellent.
I'm only shocked that there weren't police in that clip mulling down any African Americans while they were doing that interview.
Why would we even let them talk?
How can we all be the same if we let them live?
Finally, someone is honest.
You know, this is going to be a groundbreaking interview because it is so rare.
I hope so.
I hope so.
It's so rare.
Please are honest about your job.
You know, I was watching a video once, and it was about...
23 Ways?
Yeah, 23 Ways.
This is the different reasons, you guys.
And I understand you want to kill people who don't want to be part of the revolution.
And by the way, I get what you're doing there.
You're trying to trick me into advocating for your genocide.
Oh, there's no tricks.
I mean, we're all on the same page.
I think we want the same thing.
That's why I'm trying to bridge the gap here.
You're trying to trick me with fancy talk, and it's not.
I'm as liberal in my ideology as possible.
which is why we have to eliminate races that aren't mine.
I have a liberal arts degree from Carleton University and Concordia University.
I'm guessing you're barely educated, and you barely know police college.
Guess what?
I went to an Ivy League university, and I graduated with a degree in lesbian ballet.
So there's no way that we can do this comparison game all day long about who's more into the revolution, who's better qualified for the revolution.
And my minor was in blue-flowered horticulture.
So, I mean, there's, I have, yeah, I don't want to keep bragging about my pedigree.
That's not what I'm here for.
It's not what I was invited for, okay?
I'm here to basically bridge this gap and help you to understand that by the police targeting minorities regularly and publicly, we get to the same place that you're trying to get.
Huh.
Are you saying that in a lot of socialist countries like Cuba after the revolution that minorities were persecuted?
Well, I'm saying they ought to be.
Huh.
I don't know what kind of weird mind games you're playing here, and I'm not confused.
I'm just trying to figure out what the hell you're talking about.
Well, there you go.
How many black people have you killed?
I lost count.
That was even before I was a cop.
Let me explain something to you, okay, Mike the cop.
After the revolution, there will be no need for police because what we're going to do with the state is redistribute wealth and everyone will have a job.
The reason that there's crime in society is because people of color, disenfranchised people, trans people, gay people, handicapped people, they feel that they have no outlet.
And they get frustrated from the biases that capitalism brings to them.
So they lash out.
And then what do the capitalists do?
They have the police come and knock those people back down.
So I don't see how you could be part of the revolution if you're part of the capitalist nightmare.
I'm sort of politically fluid.
Just same thing with my gender.
It changes regularly.
And so in this moment, I feel like I just really identify with you.
So, I mean, I'm not sure what the problem is.
The problem is that you're playing head games and you're denying police violence.
Oh, no, the police are plenty violent.
There's no disputing that.
I think that's where we disagree.
We just enjoy the violence.
You enjoy killing people and you're admitting that?
I have to admit that.
The facts are obvious.
I mean, how could we deny it?
All right.
Well, I mean, the problem isn't socioeconomic, and there's certainly no issue with black-on-black crime anywhere in this country.
It's all perpetuated by the police.
I think we have the same goals.
We're just going about it different ways.
You know.
Oh.
All right.
Well, thanks for coming on the show, I guess.
It's great to be here.
I fell down to earth.
Jumping on tables is hot in the wasted community.
This was pulled over from pro wrestling, actually sort of alternative pro wrestling, and it usually goes very badly.
Sometimes they light it on fire, and the guy with his sports jersey that's polyester bursts into flames.
I assume he dies.
They break their backs.
It's not a very reliable thing.
And if you're a gigantic fat pig, well, it's even more dangerous.
Check this guy out.
You can barely stand.
What, you're going to fall?
No.
No, no, no, no.
You're going to fall.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
It's going to go badly.
No.
Could that have gone better?
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