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March 19, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #100 | Betrayed
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I was 100 punks groove.
100 punks move.
Oh, yeah.
That song was chosen.
It's my favorite band.
Generation X, one of my favorite songs.
And the 100 is relevant because this is our 100th episode here at Get Off My Lawn.
The cover of the post, betrayed about a cop killer who's out after 40 years, and Joe Biden's son up to all kinds of corruption, corruption in the DNC.
Yeah, we know all about it, but let's focus on a porn star's rants and the myth of Russian collusion.
I wanted to take the time on this special episode to go back over the past hundred episodes and my career as a screaming mouthpiece, not because it's important that you know all about me, but because my story, I think, is a microcosm of the American dream in that you can screw up your career many times over.
You can self-sabotage again and again.
But assuming you can stay away from heroin, severe alcohol, and a felony, such as rape or murder, you can make a lot of money in this town called America, in this region called the West.
And I think that is an incredible testament to freedom and the benefits of avoiding communism.
My story is your story.
My story is just nose to the grindstone.
And I'm not anonymous.
You know, my name on message boards is my name.
My name, my password.
I was going to give away my password.
What am I doing?
But on Twitter, you can see my name.
You can see my face.
And I think we should all be like that.
They can't fire us all.
They can't arrest us all.
They can't ban us all.
As Billy Bragg said, if you go to blacklist, I want to be on it.
Of course, he's saying that while praising Mao's great leap forward.
Nobody's perfect.
Uh-oh, this video is going to run out.
Let me freeze it on Generation X being gorgeous and cool and singing Kiss Me Deadly.
We don't want to see the managers.
These pundits, these are the bureaucrats, these managers, the lawyers, the people who hold you back, the people who want to regulate you and get in your way.
That's not what we need more of.
We need more freedom.
Always more freedom.
Sorry, I'm waiting for a good place to freeze this on.
In the red.
Oh, there's Billy.
Billy Idol.
So today's episode, I'm going to sort of go over the history of what I'm trying to do here, but more importantly, the history of the West and why the West is the best and why we should stop apologizing and be proud of what we've built.
We were not handed America.
We were not handed the West.
We all left Africa at the same time.
The starter pistol went off and we struggled.
We survived the Siberian winters just like the starling.
And when we got to a nicer climate like North America, we thrived.
This tribe thrived.
Now, we had to battle quite a bit, but we eventually won.
And no, slavery didn't build it up.
We didn't start slavery.
We abolished it.
And the balance sheet was zero.
So I want to go over myths like that, the slavery myth, the genocide.
We murdered all the Indians myth.
I want to go over the myth that we should be apologetic, that we can't be proud.
And I'm also going to make a case for the opposite, that we should enjoy ourselves.
And if there's one great reason why we should enjoy ourselves and be proud, it's that a buffoon, a complete drunken like myself, can blow up his career many times over and still make a pretty good living.
That's the moral of the story here.
America is one of the only places on earth where hard work equals big rewards, no matter who you are and no matter where you came from.
So let's do this with Animal House in the background and maybe 100 t-shirts.
Yeah, I'm going to make this point in 100 t-shirts.
You know what's great about America?
If you hustle, you will make money.
I used to know this guy named Donnie.
He wasn't the brightest bulb in the tree.
And he, for example, he wanted to become a cop and he was filling out the form and it was named Donnie Street number 34.
Street name.
And he goes, I don't really have a street name.
I guess Don.
He ended up being a stripper.
But his mom had said, no matter what you do, I want you to be the best at it.
So he was a really good stripper.
He was like a cowboy-themed guy.
Excuse me.
And he did a great job.
And he ended up making money at it.
And I don't know what eventually happened to him.
Maybe he started like a, as he got older and less sexy, he had sort of an entourage and then he managed or whatever.
You know how these bands get older and they become engineers or producers?
That's unique to America, even more than Canada and socialist Europe.
If you hustle and you choose something you're sort of talented at, if you hustle, you will make money.
Even if you do controversial stuff, even if you do stuff that normally wouldn't make money, like for example, in media, the best way to do it is to sort of go the babysitter route and cater To young girls, that's the easiest way to make money.
Have a makeup tutorial, do a magazine about puppies and hunks.
The worst thing you could do is get near the alt-right or anything controversial in conservative culture and nationalism, that kind of stuff.
That's media suicide.
But even that, you could make money.
Even as a lawyer, if you're defending these guys, as Morris Dees did, the founder of the SPLC with the KKK, even he did okay staying too close, hot, hot, close to this incredibly controversial edge.
Even those guys make money when they hustle.
And you don't even have to be nice to work with.
You don't even have to be congenial.
You can be some of the most cantankerous and annoying, grumpy people on earth.
And if you hustle and you don't let people take advantage of you and you stay overnight and you show your boss that you care and you don't rape anyone or do anything disgusting, you're looking at a million bucks over the course of 10 years.
So I'm saying that it's not about choosing the winning team.
It's only about hard work.
Legal hard work, obviously.
Criminals, that's not something we talk about on this show.
By the way, you're going to make like 40 grand a year.
Even the biggest legends of crime, fictional legends, they made a lot of money for what, three years and you end up dead or in jail.
It's not worth it.
In many ways, I've always chosen the losing team and then started it from nothing or, you know, bankruptcy, built it up, and then when it gets going, I tend to self-sabotage to get back down to the beginning and back to startup mode.
After my days were done at Vice, I started a production company that ended up being an ad agency because there's more money there, not a lot of demand for comedy sketches as far as production goes.
And geez, that looks really dark.
And that was ruined.
After that, made enough money to be sold to a big company called Devas.
I said, made it very clear that I believe that trans are not a different gender.
They're mentally ill gays, which is true.
Although, since I've said that, now they're just mentally ill people.
They've recruited non-gays to their silly movement.
And that was the end of the ad agency.
So I started working at Compound Media, and I did a show called The Gavin McInnes Show that started out, I was getting paid almost nothing.
And I managed to increase my value by busting my ass and sort of accruing a following, accruing a movement.
Then Rebel was interested.
Actually, no, I'm skipping a stage.
I forgot that I worked at Stand Up New York.
That was a comedy club where I did a vid cast for free.
And Ezra Levant was kind enough to say, why don't you do some videos for me while you're there?
I did these Rebel videos, not for free.
They paid well.
And then I got picked up by Compound Media and Kumi and Keith the Cop to do this show.
So I had this show and Rebel Media simultaneously.
Had to say goodbye to Stand Up New York.
Sorry, guys, $0 doesn't work.
But I was at rock bottom financially.
You know, I had money, but as far as my day-to-day pay.
And I started working for free.
I was basically an intern at my own company at Stand Up New York.
And then we had Rebel, and then we had the Gavin McInnes show.
And that led to a movement.
I mean, we had art shows with Martin Skrelly.
We had these Trump playing cards.
We had Proud Boys.
We had a new epoch of Western chauvinism.
And that led to CRTV saying, let's take this even farther.
Let's start promoting the family dad culture.
And I was like, come in.
And here we are at 100 episodes.
And it wasn't apolitical.
A big part of it was, let's declare war on Hillary.
And I would argue that we helped mobilize a whole group of young people and dads.
That's crucial.
We mobilized an entire nation of dads and got Trump elected.
And they said it wouldn't happen.
And we were like, and we were right.
We killed Medusa.
And America was rewarded, God Emperor Trump.
Which liberals just don't get.
They don't get Trump.
They go, America was never great.
He's a reality star.
He cheated on his wives.
He screwed a porn star, possibly.
And to that, I go, I don't care.
I know he's not a politician.
That's why we voted for him.
We don't like the government.
We don't trust politicians.
This guy is a stick of dynamite in the White House.
He's not just draining the swamp.
He's blowing it up.
That's what America wanted.
That's what the flyover states in the Rust Belt, all of that wanted.
They were sick of these ugly celebrities.
I mean, that's what politics is, right?
It's Hollywood for ugly people.
And they go, yeah, Britain's a monarchy.
We're not a monarchy.
We don't like these kings and queens dancing around.
We don't really care about Trump's personal life or Trump the person per se.
We like the attitude it brings, the culture it brings.
And the culture it brings is no more shame, no more capitulation.
To quote Buchanan, the time for apologies is past.
And the time for pride is here.
Not white pride, not the patriarchy, not dad pride per se.
American pride, the whole kitten caboodle.
We're proud of our history.
We're proud of our women.
We're proud of our gays.
We're proud of our blacks.
We're proud of everyone.
This perfect storm, which is what America is and the West is, it's a perfect storm of different groups coming together and creating Western culture.
Sure, it's predominantly white.
Get over that, okay?
We don't deal with identity.
We deal with ideas.
And the idea is let nature take its course.
You're not God.
And I honestly believe that this culture is linked to God, linked to Christianity.
And that is let the free market reign.
The invisible hand of capitalism is nature.
It's God.
And it's saying, God bless America.
And God did bless America by standing back and letting us go.
Not playing God the way Stalin or Mao or Els.
I forgot the head of Venezuela for a second there.
Chavez.
Chavez.
Not playing God the way Chavez does and saying, I'm going to feed you.
I'm going to handle this.
No, you're going to handle this.
The Lord helps those who help themselves.
And we had this in the 80s.
We had this with Reagan.
America used to love itself.
So when they say, let's make America great again, they're talking about going back to the 80s.
Why is this so dark?
I guess it's a dark movie.
This is Animal House, obviously.
We're talking about getting back to a time when we were proud of ourselves.
And that wasn't 1842.
That wasn't 1776, per se.
It was 1985.
That's really what we want to get back to, the days with the big, stupid phones.
And we got it.
Politically, we got it.
However, culturally, I got to admit, I'm kind of surprised at how hard it's been.
I mean, with Obama, we said, go ahead, take over the culture.
You're going to screw it up.
Go ahead, borrow the car, 16-year-old.
You're going to get drunk and crash it.
And they did get drunk and they did crash it.
But now that we have the helm back, now we have the reins back.
I'm looking back in the back of the school bus and everyone's jumping out the back door and punching each other in the face.
So we still have a lot of work to do.
And Bannon predicted this.
He said, you think they're going to give all this up without a fight?
And it's a fight.
It's more than a fight.
It's a war, a culture war.
But we have to remember to have fun.
That's the thing about all this is it's amusing.
Like when they screamed at the sky all over, I was going to say in Seattle, all over America, they got together and screamed at the sky because they hate Trump.
That's funny.
Have fun.
Laugh at Aid Skrillex and that.
What's the other guy's name, Craig something?
Carl the Cuck.
Carl the Cuck.
Let's enjoy Carl the Cuck and these lunatics screaming and getting triggered.
I think we get too frustrated sometimes at their stupidity and say, what's the matter with you?
Everything you're doing is so illogical.
Yes, enjoy that.
Sometimes when my kids are having temper tantrums, I enjoy it.
I laugh my head off because it's so silly.
He's screaming and pounding the floor because I wouldn't get him ice water.
How about you get me a bud instead?
I'm the guy who built this house.
I'm the guy who filled the fridge.
You're the one who should be getting me drinks.
And if you don't want to behave, we have ways of making you behave.
So don't let it get to that.
Let us all enjoy ourselves.
Let us all enjoy America.
Let us all go duck hunting and hang out with our families.
Stop declaring war on the family.
I was talking about this with Alex Jones the other day.
And it just seems strange that so much of everything they hate comes back to our kids, our marriage, our lives, our serenity, our joy.
You know, I got in trouble telling Tamara Holder she'd be much happier at home on Hannity.
And what was I trying to do with that?
I was trying to improve her life.
I was trying to share my joy.
You should see my evenings with my family where my wife makes a beautiful dinner.
It's all laid out.
We got two candles.
We say The Selkirk Grace by Rabbi Burns.
And we sit there and eat and talk about our day.
And then, you know, if depending on the night, maybe it's movie night, maybe it's game night, I spend time with the family.
We play some stupid game.
I want you to enjoy that.
Yes, having tons of sex and doing Coke and drinking.
Sure, I get the appeal there.
That's called your wild oats.
14 to 24 isn't cutting it.
A decade of cocaine isn't enough.
What are you, Chris Farley?
What are you, John Belushi?
Who are you, Jimi Hendrix?
Who are you, Amy Winehouse?
You want to all die at 27?
Why?
So stop jerking off to porn.
Stop sitting at home alone.
Stop being scared of life.
Life's a gift.
And you seem to understand that when it comes to indulging yourself, which is mine.
But after, you know, 25, it's time to go to the new chapter and get away from screens and get outside and start talking to people.
And guys, start talking to chicks and start getting laid.
I can't believe I have to promote sex on this show.
You know, I started out saying, all right, guys, that's enough fornicating.
Maybe it's time to put a ring on it.
But as this show has progressed over the years, now I'm starting to say, guys, whatever happened to the sex part?
Like, you're not even sowing your wild oats anymore.
You're staying at home and masturbating and playing video games.
So I have to encourage millennials to be decadent, just to pop their cherry, just so I can get to the next spot where I go, all right, guys, that was fun.
It's time to put a ring on it.
Let's slow down.
Let's start breeding.
Let's start going to the grown-up chapter.
I'm having trouble getting people up from their 12-year-old lifestyle, meaning they're 12 years old, up until adolescence.
I'm having trouble getting 24-year-olds to be adolescents so I can then tell them to grow up.
And it's not for a lack of role models, too.
I'm not the only one doing this.
We got Sage Summers-based mom screaming at everyone, Stefan Molyneux.
I mean, look at the guest list for my show.
All of these people are there presenting cohesive arguments on why the West is the best and why it's smart for you to participate.
And this isn't groundbreaking news, by the way.
Look at the movie Husbands and Wives with Woody Allen.
He blampooned divorce way back in the 80s.
You've had a million examples of why their way doesn't work, but you keep ignoring it.
And I don't know why.
I said this a million times on my show.
The left, the people you're following right now, they are hurting the people they purport to help.
And that includes you.
I'm fine.
I got tons of money.
I got a wife.
I got three kids.
I'm good.
There's no sort of Machiavellian agenda here.
My goal is to share my joy at this point because I know if you go their way, not only is your life going to suck, but Western civilization will continue on this horrific decline.
And that was the origin of Get Off My Lawn.
It was, all right, we've messed around enough.
Now it's time to embrace the greatest generation, pre-boomers, post-war.
Let's pay attention to Walt Kowalski and listen to him when he says, get off my lawn.
Because the other root Trivializes everyone's gift.
It says to men, you're not good patriarchs, and it says to women, you shouldn't breed and use your magical gift.
Look, women can give birth.
That is an incredible gift.
That's magic.
To ignore it is like saying to a wizard, Hey, wizard, don't use your magic powers.
I want you to weld.
But for some reason, we prefer apologies.
We prefer reparations to making our own world, our own future.
We prefer to dwell in the past and dig up the things we did wrong and constantly try to atone for our sins.
Well, I'm not doing that.
And I'm going to go further.
I'm going to make fun of the people who do that.
And if you think that makes me a fascist or a Nazi, you're wrong.
I'm a Western chauvinist.
Yeah, I've got plenty of flaws, but fascism isn't one of them.
You know, we constantly, as right-wingers, are defending things we're not.
You know, they say, oh, you secretly are a Nazi.
Soros, who worked for the Nazis, isn't a Nazi, but you're secretly a Nazi.
And you go, no, if you're looking for flaws, I'm a drunk.
I'm a jerk.
I stink.
I'm an egomaniac.
But I'm certainly not literally Hitler.
I hate Nazis.
And if you have a problem with that, if you have a problem with what I say, debate me.
I'd love to get you on my show.
I can never get liberals on my show.
I don't know how Tucker Carlson does it.
He must have free gummy bears on his show because liberals flock to it.
It's really confusing.
If you have a problem with what I have to say, please bring it up.
If you don't, then just seize.
It's not your right to not be offended, as Jordan Peterson pointed out.
And we see this when people are getting busted by the cops.
They start screaming.
They'll attack the cops.
We've got an antifug guy facing at least 15 years in prison because he tried to put a cop in a headlock.
It's this bizarre sense of entitlement.
If you don't like it, just seize.
It's not your right to be catered to.
That's the whole thing about America.
Everyone is free to do their own things.
I remember with, I think it was Mitt Romney, there was a bunch of liberals and comedians going, he doesn't care about you.
I don't want him to care about me.
I don't want him to know who I am.
I don't want the government to know who I am.
I see stuff that angers me all day.
Flip-flops drive me nuts.
You know what I do when I see those?
I just seed.
If it ever gets too much, I'll drink a bottle of makers, chase it down with a few beers, and say, just judging, and I'll grab a pie.
See, that's the ultimate difference here.
We're both fighting, but what are we fighting for?
On our side, we're fighting to get away from the zombies, to get away from the rule men, to get away from the boss.
And we're saying we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man.
So when we fight for freedom, we're fighting for you.
We're fighting for this entire country, this entire Western civilization, to be liberated from the bureaucrats, from the communists.
What you're fighting, you're fighting to enslave us, to put us in chains, to tell us what we can and can't say, to make more regulations, to decide who has guns, to decide how we're taught, to decide what we're taught.
It's a bizarre war to be in because we're fighting for both sides and you're fighting for no sides.
You know, politics, as I've always said, is two groups, people who want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the hell alone.
That is the war that's going on here.
You know, we came to do two things, chew bubblegum and kill bureaucrats, and we're straight out of bubblegum.
Because we tried the other way and it doesn't work.
Which is what was so great about Breitbart.
You know, every time he got an allegation, oh, but what you're doing is racist.
What you're doing hurts families.
If you enforce immigration, it hurts a family, a dreamer.
And he would say, so?
And in fact, he helped me discover Trump because Trump was trying to host debates with the previous election before he ran.
And Greg Gutfeld and I both said, oh, he just wants to show off that he's rich so he can have it at Trump Tower and go, look at me, I made a bunch of money.
And Breitbart goes, so?
We should venerate the entrepreneur.
That's impressive.
He made a bunch of money.
Congratulations.
I'd rather that than some dinosaur media like MSNBC hosted.
And it was like a bomb went off in my head.
I went, holy crap.
That is so true.
Instead of sitting there defending ourselves, going, no, I didn't mean it like that.
No, no, no, that's not what it is.
Which I arguably just did with the Nazi stuff.
He just takes it head on.
Yeah, so?
So you're right about me.
What do you want?
That's Islamophobic.
Yeah, it is.
So I'm scared of Islam encroaching on the West.
I ended up selling these shirts, made a bunch of money for his family.
And he made a bunch of money for me by inspiring my career.
Because Breitbart was about character, being a handshake guy.
And that's what America was about.
It's what Canada should be about.
It's what Britain should be about.
It's what the West should be about.
And there are a lot of guys fighting to get back to handshake deals, to get back to real Western culture.
And I have them on my show all the time.
Because as much as the left, as much as young people, as much as feminists and the ignorant community, we'll call them, like to trivialize the dad, the grumpy old man, America is a grumpy old man.
And you tried to get us away from that.
You've been trying to get us away from that for a long time.
But we've had enough.
And now we're biting back.
Sorry, fighting back.
And we don't care if it hurts your feelings.
Because facts don't care about your feelings.
Facts don't really care about anything.
It's what we care about.
God, this movie's dark.
I don't mean dark in that it's subject matter is dark, but it's literally dark.
Anyway, you know what America is about.
It's about standing up for yourself and dying with your boots on.
Which is how I was raised.
You know, people say, when did you sell out?
I thought you were punk rock.
You grew up punk rock and now you're all into corporate stuff.
No, no, I'm an anarchist and I realize that big business and big government Are inevitable, and big business is the lesser of two evils.
So let's just go with them because at least they provide jobs.
I still see myself and ideally, you know, the truth and you as the same people we were in our utopian adolescence.
It's about DIY.
That was a big thing with punk rock and hardcore.
It was about DIY.
And it was anti-government.
And it was about the individual and letting you do what you want to do.
Like Krass said, be exactly who you want to be, do what you want to do.
I'm he and she is she, but you're the only you.
Somehow we strayed from that.
And now today's rebels are into more regulation, more rules.
Following this woman and not cheating on the test.
Cheat on the test.
Stand up to sexism.
What's sexist today?
Sharia.
Islam.
Feminism is sexist today because it trivializes women's gift and leaves them miserable spinsters blogging about fictional Nazis all day.
That's the real war on women.
I mean, what's more fascist than Islam?
The way they treat gays and women and the way they refuse to separate church and state.
It's a dogmatic religion.
Remember Crass?
Remember cerebral balsy?
Remember corrosion of conformity?
No, but seriously, remember Crass?
Black man's got his problems and his ways to deal with it.
He doesn't need help from you white liberal s ⁇ s.
If you take a closer look to the way things really stand, you'll see we're all just n ⁇ s to the rulers of this land.
I would argue that to be a socially liberal, fiscally conservative, libertarian dad today is really just an evolution of anarcho-punk.
You know, you want to be anti-racist?
Okay, what about welfare that the Dem supported, the Klan-induced Democratic Party, where they shatter the black family by fiscally incentivizing, monetarily incentivizing a black woman to dump her husband or a Hispanic woman.
They're up to, what, 75% of babies out of wedlock in America?
That's because you incentivized it.
And what happens to these children of single parents?
They get up to mischief.
And what happens to people who get up to mischief?
They go to jail.
Now they don't have dads and you invented this cycle of poverty.
No, it's not the war on drugs, Sean King.
It's the war on the family.
So if you're anti-sexism, anti-racism, anti-homophobia, anti-religious dogma, you end up where I am, an old punk screaming, get off my lawn.
Which is what I believed when I was an 18-year-old singing in punk bands.
And it's what all rebels used to believe.
And some still do.
That's Jennifer Anniston.
Get it?
That says Rachel.
I think they have one for all the friends.
So can we stop being ashamed of ourselves?
Can we start being proud?
We didn't start slavery.
We ended it.
And we lost 620,000 men in that war.
That's the equivalent of 5 million today.
That's an American Holocaust ending slavery.
And by the way, the balance sheet was zero after the Civil War.
So to say that America was built on slavery completely ignores the fact that we all started from scratch.
If I take over a restaurant after it's burned to the ground, you can't tell me the first people who built it are somehow owners of the new one.
Sorry, that's a myth.
And not only is the idea that we need to pay reparations and this country is built on slavery a total myth, the idea that we stole it from the Indians is a myth.
We were just another tribe, the white tribe.
We're not colonists, we're warriors.
And they, by the way, were worthy adversaries.
And they, by the way, were warring amongst all those other tribes, taking land here, building mass graves, massacring women and children.
It was all part of life back then.
You think Columbus was bad?
You should have seen the Aboriginals.
He was fighting in the Caribbean.
And I think it trivializes Indians, by the way, to say that we just came and took their land like they were weak.
They were warriors, and so were we.
And eventually, after generation upon generation of war, we won.
So to say that we're all immigrants is a stupid myth.
This country was built after we kicked the British out, after we eventually won the war, after we ended slavery.
This country is a fresh start.
America wasn't built by immigrants.
It was built by citizens.
And this is true of all countries in the West.
Whether through attrition or downright war, we eventually gained these countries and we're not giving them up.
Especially to our own citizens, especially to people who are ashamed of themselves and want to burn their own country to the ground.
Especially to radical perverts who hate everyone in the country and hate themselves.
You know, it's one thing if you want to sabotage our culture because you've got a better plan, you've got a plan B. It's another thing when you want to sabotage it and you have no other options.
We saw this with Antifa after Occupy Wall Street when they had a bunch of money they had raised and they said, what do you want to do with the money?
And there was ideas like, burn it, start a farm where he could grow food for our next presentation.
In other words, you have no idea what to do.
You want to smash the patriarchy and replace it with the nothingarchy.
So we're done arguing.
We're done kneeling.
We're done begging for forgiveness.
We're done looking to other people, to shithole countries, to losers for advice.
It's time to have fun.
It's time to crack open a beer and enjoy the fruits of our labor.
You know, I look at these people without kids and I go, wait a minute.
You ran from sabertooth tigers.
You survived the bubonic plague.
You survived two world wars.
You survived the Industrial Revolution, working in coal mines, emigrating across the country, starving to death, crossing oceans.
And then after all those fights, after how many hundreds of thousands of years, you just go, I'm done.
My lineage is over.
No, that's not a good idea.
Continue the lineage.
Enjoy the fruits of your labor.
Enjoy the spoils of War.
Enjoy the old battle stories from your elders.
Enjoy being retarded.
Enjoy pizza.
Enjoy the West.
That's really what this show is all about.
The patriarchy, Christianity, it's all inexorably linked.
And the West, by the way, includes Australia, South America, Europe, and includes Israel.
I was very distraught last time I was down there to see a total lack of pride in Israelis.
They seemed ashamed of themselves, constantly defending themselves.
Be arrogant if you're a Westerner.
You didn't cheat.
You didn't steal.
You deserve it.
And you don't have to take this from me.
A lot of guys are screaming this.
So ultimately, it doesn't matter if you listen to me or not.
I'm just here to help.
I'm just here to tell the truth in a world of lies.
You know, you guys are getting brainwashed with Marxist claptrap from kindergarten and church, by the way.
A lot of these liberal churches are brainwashing our kids to hate guns and all this other crap.
You've been brainwashed your whole life to think that you should be subservient to the government.
You need more regulation.
You need less freedom.
You need more rules.
I'm here to say that's bullshit.
But if you don't want to listen to me, that's fine because I've already made my bed.
I'm just going to keep going to the Mets with my family, eating popcorn, drinking beer, appreciating everything I have, the fortune I built with my own hands, enjoying the greatest country in the world, the greatest culture in the world, the greatest wife in the world, the best kids in the world, the best food in the world, music, art, the best everything in the world.
You know, Western culture, if there's one thing that makes it unique from other cultures, is fun.
And if there's one thing that separates America from the rest of the West, it's just stupid fun.
Just idiotic rock and roll, Beavis and Butthead, dumb jokes.
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack is a big part of American culture.
The ugly American with the sock garters and the Hawaiian shirt.
That's who Trump is.
And that's what we should be enjoying.
So it gets tedious.
It gets exhausting.
It gets annoying.
Constantly going through all this piece by piece and saying, why?
This is the truth.
The truth is on our side.
The lies run sprints.
They run a hell of a sprint.
But the truth runs marathons.
And the West is nothing if not a giant marathon of truth.
So you can keep fighting it.
You can keep attacking it like mosquitoes buzzing around heroicism and greatness.
Or you can take a step back and say, thanks, God.
I'm going to enjoy this.
But we're not going to sit here and listen to you, bad mouth, the United States of America.
Gentlemen!
You're not walking out on this one, mister.
You're finished.
But at this time, Buster, I'm calling your national office.
I'm going to revoke your title!
Get off my lawn.
And if you wise guys, try one more thing.
One more.
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