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March 9, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Proud of your boy I'll make you proud of your boy from box Gavin McInnes.
I've wasted time, I've wasted me.
Some say I'm slow for my age, a late bloomer.
Okay, I agree.
Hi, I'm Yoel Brenner, and I'm dead now.
No, I'm Gavin McInnes, and I am here now in Florida for spring training, but we're going to be interviewing players in the morning, ideally.
I'm not optimistic, to be honest.
And then we're going to be watching the game, filming the game, doing all that stuff.
So we won't have an episode ready for Monday evening.
It would be a little too close.
And I want to be able to chill.
So this is a pre-banked episode where I go on an alarmingly long tirade about 10 things that Disney doesn't want you to know.
Disney, by the way, is making big moves with 20th Century Fox.
And they are a pretty politically correct family brand, but the idiotic left thinks that they're racist and sexist and homophobic.
And I love this piece.
I think it's called, what is it called, Screen Talk or something?
This company did 10 examples of Disney movies, including modern ones like Wreck-It Ralph, being bigoted, homophobic, sexist.
And it just goes to show how insane they are with their not see glasses, right?
Where they just find it and they just go through with a fine-tooth comb and they find everything.
Anyway, it takes an entire episode to explain how terrible that video is, but I think you'll enjoy it.
It's pretty funny.
And Tuesday, starting tomorrow, we'll be showing you all...
No, we'll be there with the sports people, but I don't know enough about sports to fill three episodes.
It'll be the same show, but with the background of spring training and the most wonderful team in the world, the New York Mets.
So let's get started with Disney and a little trip inside the millennial mind.
Tell me that I've been a louse and a loafer.
You won't get a fight here, no man.
Hans and Franz, we're here to pump you up.
We're here to wear our wife's sweatshirts.
This video is a company called Screen Rant, another millennial splainer.
And these guys want to tell us how Disney is racist, sexist, offensive, etc.
And you know when Disney is a problem, when this guy is a Nazi, that the pendulum is swung a little too far down the microaggressions way.
So let's see 10 painfully obvious Disney moments they want you to forget.
So these guys put Nazi stuff in their movies and they don't want anyone to know about this.
So let's see what they got.
Guys, I'm sorry, I just, you lost me there.
Wreck-It Ralph.
2012's Wreck-It Ralph is a fantastic 3D animated movie, all things considered.
But it does have some controversial moments.
What?
Including one that many people consider to be extremely homophobic.
The movie's main antagonist is King Candy.
He's the ruler of Sugar Rush, which is the location that the racing game Sugar Rush Speedway takes place in in the movie.
Voiced by the brilliant Alan Tudyk, King Candy is a limp-wristed, eccentric, and flamboyant character with something of a bounce in his step.
He is essentially...
He takes the Sarah Silverman character, brainwashes her, and makes her think like he's he's more than he does more than just ruin people's lives.
He ends lives.
He's like Kim Jong-un.
He's pure evil.
So I'm sorry if you think he was portrayed negatively.
He's portrayed as an aristocrat, a king, a monarch, a spoiled brat.
And spoiled brats, they don't act gay necessarily.
And maybe a lot of the gay mystique comes from like, I'm finally here, I'm queer, get used to it.
It's a self-indulgent thing, and it's indicative of like little Lord Fauntleroy.
People don't think of little Lord Fauntleroy as a homosexual.
They think of him as a spoiled brat.
And spoiled brats tend to be ponses, wimps, effeminate, giddy, excitable.
That doesn't mean gay.
But go ahead.
...the classic outdated stereotype of a gay man in popular culture.
The most offensive moment involving the character came in an altercation with the titular Ralph, who was voiced by John C. Reilly.
Ralph grabs King Candy, shakes him violently, and calls him an ellie-Just, sorry, pause it, pause it.
He grabs King Candy because King Candy is Kim Jong-un.
He's a murderer.
He's a despot.
He's a tyrant.
Okay, now get this.
This is get this homophobic slur.
Get ready for this homophobic slur.
your vines gonna be blown.
That's a play on the popular snack, Nella wafer.
Seems innocent enough, right?
The problem is both Nellie and wafer are derogatory terms for homosexuals.
Stop, stop.
So, Ruck-It Ralph calls this despot Nelly Wafer.
And a play on Nella Wafer, I guess.
I don't know where they're getting this from, too.
Like, what's your evidence?
But according to this guy, this millennial explainer, both Nelly and Wafer are derogatory terms for gays.
Have you ever heard anyone call anyone a Nelly?
I've heard of nervous Nelly.
It doesn't mean nervous gay and wafer.
That's not a thing.
So he just does that millennial explainer thing.
He goes, both of which are known as derogatory terms for homosexuals.
Nope.
Okay, keep going.
Now he went.
King Candy's mannerisms and given what both of those words mean, this can't have been an accident on Disney's part.
It's way too much of a coincidence.
Stop.
Did you hear that?
It can't have been a coincidence.
It's too much.
Like the evidence is just too much.
This pathetic evidence, Nellie and Wafer, is so overwhelming that Disney must have on purpose, purposely, by the way, stop saying purposefully.
Purposefully means with intricate detail on purpose.
Purposely is the word you want.
So Disney goes, hey, I got an idea.
You know when we're doing that Wreck-It-Rough cartoon?
Let's put some fag shit in there.
I don't like gays, so I want to make this king a gay dude.
And I want to have a scene where the Wreck-It Rough guy rattles him up a little bit and calls him that thing that we all call gays, Natalie Wafer.
All right?
I hope Disney doesn't catch me.
Like, who is doing this?
Is the animator doing it?
Is the writer doing it?
They want us to forget it.
This just came out a couple years ago.
Who are the guilty parties here?
Go ahead.
What they were doing, and there was something of a backlash regarding the moment as we were.
Yeah, backlash from imbeciles like you.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
In spite of the fact that this is based on a fairy tale, and despite it being the kind of movie that parents wouldn't think twice about letting their kids watch, 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is actually full of offensive.
Can you just pause it for a second?
So, Walt Disney was obsessed with Germany and Austria and ancient fables, Aesop fables, and all these stories that go back almost to the Bible, hundreds and hundreds of years old.
I don't know how old Snow White is, but it probably goes back like 700 years.
And you are offended by the beliefs, by the archetypes of Germany in the year 1200.
My math isn't quite perfect there, but you know what I'm saying.
Like this obsession with finding racism, you've got to scour.
I haven't watched this video yet, so I don't know if it's racism, maybe it's sexism, but you have to scour through history to find something to offend you.
You clearly, offensive things are clearly not a problem if you have to go through with a fine-tooth comb to find them.
I don't care if there's a rock in my shoe, if it's the size of a grain of sand.
Like, listen to the term microaggression.
Remember when you were a kid and you'd fall and skin your knee and your dad would say, oh, you're fine, get up.
This is the same thing.
Dad, I have a microaggression on my knee.
Ah, good.
Get up.
Let's go.
All right, let's see what's wrong with Snow White.
Only is Snow White forced to clean up after a group of slovenly men.
The movie has a character in the form of the evil queen who wants to kill Snow White simply because she's more beautiful than her.
And neither of those are the worst part about the movie.
The worst part is undoubtedly the movie's most memorable moment.
The part that, rather bizarrely, we've all been led to believe is one of the most idyllic romantic in all of fiction.
It's the part when the Oh my god.
Okay, I'm overwhelmed.
This has never happened to me, I think ever.
I'm stunned.
I was saying stop earlier because I didn't want us to forget the first two.
So it's a problem that she cleans up.
It's her house.
The dwarves are guests in her home.
Yeah, you got to do dishes when you have guests in your home.
Would be nice if they helped out.
Not a huge deal.
Secondly, that woman who wants to kill her for being beautiful, is that sexist?
She's evil.
So the woman doing that thing is a random evil thing.
Like, Bat Skeletor does random evil things and they're considered bad.
She wants to kill us.
So is he saying that women, we have to make a female woman focused on looks?
Like, I have trouble understanding how these people operate.
Okay, but if that's sexist, then we're saying that that thing is bad because a bad woman's doing it.
Would you rather she just stabbed Snow White?
Is that it?
Or hated her because she's so successful?
It's portraying that thing that you hate in a negative light.
But anyway, so this is it.
She's mad that the prince kissed Snow White without her fucking consent.
That's his beef here.
And that sort of sums up the left and millennials and the naive community, which is I would rather stay in a coma forever and just, I guess, die of old age.
I don't know what happens to you when you're in this kind of curse.
I guess you die of dehydration.
We'd rather she died than have a non-consensual kiss.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you're out there and I am in some sort of a coma and I can't be awoken unless I'm kissed, you can get the most disgusting, age-ridden, homeless man with herpetic sores all over his lips and pea breath, and you can have him kiss me without my consent.
I would rather have a gross kiss.
And by the way, he's gorgeous.
I would rather have a gross kiss and live.
But let's, am I right?
Is that what's going on here?
Press play.
The prince kisses Snow White to revive her from her death-like slumber after she took a bite of the evil queen's poisoned apple.
The kiss was carried out without any form of consent.
And the fact that Snow White found the prince attractive once she awakened doesn't make that okay.
Would Snow White and the seven dwarfs have been so warmly received had the prince been an overweight vagabond, for example?
I don't think so.
Dead?
It's hard to say.
Can you believe that?
Now, who's writing this?
I'm a sexist, so I have trouble believing a man wrote that, especially that term, this is not okay, and I'm doing air quotes now in my head.
This is not okay is a very chick thing, a very lefty, millennial, SJW, purple-haired chick thing.
Who wrote this?
I want to meet them.
She was going to die.
And by the way, that's her boyfriend.
So if you want to get allegorical and stuff and keep it metaphorical, which is the only case where you have an argument because you're saying, I just don't like the idea of that.
Here in Idealand, where everything's a metaphor, this is the man of her dreams.
So she's going out of a coma, like the non-romantic sleep, which is what we all say.
Before I married you, I was asleep.
I was dead to the world.
Now I'm with my kids and you.
I'm alive, right?
That's the sort of metaphor going on here.
So she's happy.
Well, she could have been raped.
It could have been a fat guy.
No, it could not have been.
That's a different story.
You psychotic boob.
You Bigfoot chaser.
I feel like you want to find rape in things.
This is amazing, by the way.
This is one of my favorite videos I've ever seen.
All right, let's see why The Little Mermaid is a problem.
By the way, mermaids don't exist, just so you know.
1989's The Little Mermaid is another movie that you can't really imagine being offensive.
That is, until you look closely at it.
It promotes the idea that females are more attractive if they keep their mouth shut and don't speak.
That, in turn, suggests that men are only attracted to how a woman looks and not what she has to say.
The point is exemplified in no uncertain terms during Ursula's song Poor Unfortunate Souls.
Just check out these lyrics.
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber.
They think a girl who gossips is a bore.
Yet on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word.
And after all, dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation.
True gentlemen avoid it when they can, but they don't and swoon and fawn on the lady who's with that woman saying that is evil.
So they're saying what she's saying is bad.
And this evil woman is using that stupid claptrap, all those dumb theories to try to seduce this mermaid and make her, I don't know, do bad stuff.
She's going to feed her a rotten apple or something.
So the lyrics to that song are not advocated by Disney.
In fact, the reverse is true.
So you're so desperate to find something sexist that when a villain says it, you go, that's something sexist.
Yeah, Hitler said a lot of Nazi stuff, too.
Go ahead.
This guy needs to be kicked in.
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man.
Pretty terrible, right?
Yeah, that's why I'm a whole verse devoted to why women shouldn't speak.
And the fact that it's a woman singing doesn't make it okay.
And the worst part about it is that Ariel does indeed get her man, Prince Eric, while she has no voice.
After Ursula tricked her into making a deal that removed it in exchange for her being transformed into a human.
Playing with that overdressed self of Zora.
Uh, no, sir.
The takeaway from that is not that everyone wishes that women were mute.
I wish you were mute.
I wish the woman who wrote your dialogue for this thing had no hands.
But the moral of that story is that true love knows no boundaries.
And if you're madly in love with a girl, you wouldn't even care if she can't speak.
If she was blind, he would also love her.
If she was deaf, he would also love her.
Being mute is a disability.
And his love goes through that disability.
Amazing how these people, I used to call it Nazi glasses, where they can just make everything about Nazis through their magical Nazi glasses.
And it's gotten worse than that.
It's like they have Nazi microscopes now.
All right, let's see what this racist movie about India has.
Prince Ahmed Worthy of Aladdin.
Disney's older movies notoriously feature racism on quite a widespread basis.
But it's not something you expect to see in the more modern classics.
However, rather shockingly, 1992's Aladdin definitely contained some extremely offensive racial stereotypes.
The movie is, of course, set in the Middle East, and the way it's depicted in Aladdin is controversial, to say the least.
Take the very first song sung in the movie Arabian Nights as an example of what we're talking about.
It has lyrics like, I come from a land from a faraway place where the caravan camels roam, where it's flat and immense, and the heat is intense.
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.
It then goes on to describe how the people there will do.
So finally, we have a morsel of something.
That's the first morsel in this entire sandwich.
That's the first crumb we've been given.
That a song describes the Middle East as barbaric.
Now, I have to know who's saying the song.
Because if it's an imbecile, then they're saying this is imbecilic.
It's stupid.
But if it's the hero saying, I'm in the Middle East, it's barbaric, you might have something there.
But here's a little tidbit for you, sir.
The Middle East is barbaric.
The Middle East throws gays off buildings, stones women to death for being raped, murders people for slighting the Prophet of Islam.
It is a ruthless, dark, horrible place.
You know what they do for fun in Iraq?
A Maureen told me this when he came back.
He saw two men taking a pair of shearing scissors.
And this is now, by the way, this movie takes place hundreds of years ago.
Just cutting off a dog's ear with some shearing scissors and then watching it run around going, whining in pain, crying in pain, literally crying in pain.
And that was something they did for fun in the year, I'm going to say 2015.
So the only morsel you give me so far is that the Middle East was barbaric in a song, and I don't know who was singing it, and the Middle East is barbaric.
So far, we're still at zero.
And these pants are starting to hurt my waist.
Can I pull these down yet?
Is that joke over?
My dad got my wife, by the way, with that joke.
He pulled his pants up to here, and he's like, you're right, Hen, you're doing all right.
And women, I mean, if you pull your pants up to your ribs, all women will laugh their heads off, and you'll be married in no time.
All right, go ahead.
Do things like cut off your ear if they don't like your face.
They do that.
This barbaric generalization of the Middle East has existed in Western civilization for years, and it still exists to this day.
It's the kind of thing that adds fuel to the absurd rhetoric of the very real war on terror, which suggests that the Islamic Middle East...
Did you know, narrator, that there's slavery in Libya right now?
Did you know you can buy a person for $200?
Do me a favor, go look at various Middle Eastern countries and look when they abolished slavery.
You're going to see numbers like 1996, 2004.
You're going to see numbers where I looked basically like I do now.
I think I had shorter hair when many countries in the Middle East abolished slavery.
I was not a baby.
So yeah, it is barbaric.
And as far as terrorism stereotypes, I keep saying this to you youngsters, and you don't listen.
One in four American Muslims, males between the ages of 18 and 25, say that suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.
One in four, that is a very high percentage.
I'm guessing within the Christian community, it's more like one in a hundred thousand.
So yeah, barbaric and disproportionately prone to terrorism.
Yep, and yep.
And by the way, this movie didn't do that, but go ahead.
East is pure evil and the Christian West is purely benign, both of which are completely false and highly exaggerated notions.
Ola, did you hear about the late?
He said it portrays the Middle East, everyone in the Middle East is a villain.
No, the hero is Middle Eastern, his love interest is Middle Eastern, and those guys are the bad guys who want to kill him.
So you have to have villains.
This guy doesn't even seem to understand the concept of villains.
He goes, that fat chick in the mermaid was evil.
That little king seemed annoying.
And now, these Middle Eastern bad guys, they seem like jerks.
Yeah, they're bad guys.
Wow.
All right, keep going.
Daniel, today.
Just let it run.
Why?
Because I had to grow up tomorrow.
Grow up.
Tonight's Peter Pan.
So, about that racism in Disney's older movies that we just referred to.
Here's a prime example of it.
1953's Peter Pan movie had some terribly racist content with regards to Native Americans, especially in the form of a song What Makes the Red Man Red.
It was sung by a chorus of Native American characters who were, quite frankly, nothing more than offensive and stereotypical caricatures.
In fact, the song has the feel of a minstrel-esque performance and contains lyrics such as, Once the Injun Didn't Know All the Things He Know Now, But the Injun, He sure Learned a Lot.
And it's all from asking.
So, yes, their features are exaggerated because it's a cartoon.
Now, we had this problem with Chief Wampum in sports, and I believe they've had to replace him.
Cartoons exaggerate.
If you don't exaggerate in a cartoon, you're doing a realist drawing.
When you draw me, draw a thumb with glasses and weird dirty dog hair on his face.
That's funny.
You have to exaggerate.
The Redskins have to be exaggerated.
Everyone's an exaggeration.
And their broken English, yes, they were not native speakers, believe it or not.
They didn't pick up English immediately.
So when we go back in time, and this movie is going back to Victorian England, so it's our first meetings, really, our earliest meetings with the Indians when we were not really assimilated, not really on the same page.
Yeah, they're going to have an accent.
Like, what's this beef that they don't speak perfect English?
They didn't speak perfect English.
Go ahead.
I wanted that.
There's also a horrible implication that Native Americans have their supposedly red skin due to the fact that an Indian prince kissed a squaw a million years back and they've been blushing ever since.
It's a terribly degrading depiction of Native Americans.
But it was typical of the old pop culture portrayals that ignored the centuries of terrorism, plunder, and degradation that they had to adjure at the hint.
Oh my god, these people want to ruin everything.
They ruin sex.
They ruin love.
Now they're ruining children's cartoons by saying they exaggerate.
We had this problem with The Simpsons.
Remember the problem with that poo?
That really irritating Queens comedian?
By the way, if you're Indian and you're from Queens, you're basically in India.
You're not an outcast.
You're the majority.
Archie Bunker's old hood in Astoria is all Indian.
So it's like being a white guy in Connecticut.
You don't experience racism.
And by the way, you don't experience racism in New York City.
That's a lie.
I'll let that sit with you for a second.
Yeah, and the problem with Apoo, he says, I don't like the way that a poo was created.
He wasn't creating his own story.
That's one of the quotes, like, I don't understand.
You know that cartoons can't write their own characters, right?
And he totally ignored the fact that Willie the Groundskeeper is a raging stereotype of Scotsman, that that cop is a raging stereotype of cops.
Everyone's an exaggeration in cartoons.
It's sort of like Halloween when they're mad that we dress like Indians on Halloween.
Yeah, we're dressing up as exaggerations because it's a funny dress up.
You're dressing up.
You're going up.
You're going high.
You're going big.
Nope, can't go big.
And by the way, didn't Disney do Pocahontas?
Isn't she heavenly in that movie?
Isn't she like the best person in the world and the white guys totally suck?
Surely this evil 1953 cartoon is countered by that.
No?
Nope, not good enough.
All right, keep going.
And colonial white people.
And it's the kind of thing that continues to encourage the racist myths of Native American inferiority even to this day.
To stop.
Have you noticed these throwaway sentences that require a lot of proof, but you're just equals MC squared?
Trust me.
Yeah.
Energy is, if you use a neutron bomb, energy is going to be the mass times the speed of light squared.
It's going to be a big explosion.
I know.
Actually, that's a dumb analogy because that is true.
But in this one, he goes, yeah, so that song, that womp song and the dancing they were doing, it justifies this common belief that Indians are inferior.
Yeah, that belief from half a century ago.
And it also enables us to be racist towards them today.
Show me.
Show me how Peter Pan is affecting the res in 2018.
You can't just make a statement like that and say, trust me, it's really racist in basketball.
The NBA is super racist.
Anyway, you can't just throw that away.
You got to back it up.
And by the way, we've been watching you for six minutes and 50 seconds.
I've had zero.
I thought you had me with barbaric, but zero points.
Zero.
They want you to forget.
Yeah, they're dreading this video coming out.
All right, go ahead.
Lady and the Tramp.
What could be sweeter than the romantic animated tale of a refined female American cocker spaniel named Lady falling in love with a young girl called the Tramp?
Well, quite a lot apparently, as 1955's Lady and the Tramp has some very racist moments in it.
The twin Siamese cat characters Sai and Am are truly horrible racial stereotypes.
They're the movie's main villains and are depicted as sly, sneaky, and devious East Indians with buck teeth, narrow slanted eyes, and extremely thick.
East Indians.
This guy cares so much about races, he doesn't know what they are.
East Indians?
Is that where Siam is?
East Indians is generally known as the politically correct term for Indians, like Apu, like brown guys.
And the Siamese, are they known as sneaky?
Is that a thing?
Is that a stereotype?
They definitely have a buck tooth stereotype, which I just saw in the Siamese, which you might have a case with.
However, that's not an invalid stereotype.
The Coolies, back when the railroad days, did have bigger buck teeth because dentistry wasn't a thing.
In fact, it's still not a thing in Japan.
Japanese people's teeth look worse than English people's teeth, and both of them look like they just got kicked in the face with a chiclet boot.
So I don't understand.
Like, he just says it's a given, right?
That they portray these horrible stereotypes, but there's no proof that that's a stereotype.
Like, with blacks, if it was chucking and jiving and had big lips and stuff, that's a stereotype we're familiar with.
I'm not familiar with the sneaky Siamese.
Are you?
And if not, then how it is, how is it a thing?
And by the way, what is a Siamese anything?
Like, is Siam a place?
I don't even know.
So the persecution of the Siamese in America is not a big priority when it comes to civil rights because no one knows what the hell Siam is, including me.
All right, go ahead.
This is fun.
Exaggerated accents.
Never is the stereotype more blatant than when the two cats are singing their trademark song, the Siamese Cat Song.
You know, the one that starts with the words, I am Siamese, if you please?
During the song, the pair attempt to use their cunning to wreak havoc in the house, which includes trying to eat a live bird and a live fish.
It also includes stereotypical East Asian music, including a gong.
The race is stereotyping.
So he got it right that time, East Asian.
The first time he said East Indian, right?
Or is that me?
Pretty sure he said East Indian the first time.
Again, sir, you're incapable of understanding villains.
The Siamese cats in this movie are the bad guys, so they have to wreck stuff.
What else is a cat gonna do in a house?
Take a dump on the carpet?
They're not gonna show that in a Disney movie.
So they have to wreck things and eat fish.
They're being bad cats.
And Disney clearly doesn't care what race your villain is.
Remember the fat pig in Little Mermaid?
She wasn't black or Siamese.
She was a white lady.
So they're being egalitarian with their choice of bad guys.
And I don't have cats.
I don't like cats.
But I bet you Siamese cats are dicks.
I bet you they chose Siamese cats for a reason.
And by the way, the subtext is, too, that they're fancy.
Siamese cats are expensive and purebred.
So it's this underdog thing.
Like it's Lady and the Tramp, right?
Americans love an underdog.
They love a poor guy.
So this is anti-aristocracy, as was Candy King, by the way.
All right, go ahead, Siamese.
It doesn't stop there in Lady and the Tramp either.
There's also a less prominent Chihuahua character called Pedro who has the exaggerated attributes of a supposedly typical Mexican.
But Sai and Am are by far the most blatant examples of this.
What was the problem with the Chihuahua?
Mexicans do look different than Americans.
They tend to have black hair.
They tend to have wispier mustaches because they're more like Asians.
So they grow sort of softer mustaches like my wife's side of the family.
She's Indian and they have similar genetic traits.
He's a Mexican chihuahua and so they made him Mexican.
If they had like a Scottish sheepdog, they'd make him Scottish, probably give him a little Tam.
In fact, I seem to remember a dog having a Scottish Tam in Lady in the Tramp.
I don't understand what he's talking about.
You're not allowed to make a Mexican dog look Mexican?
How is that racist?
And by the way, Mexicans don't want you to make the Chihuahua British.
They like that they have a dog.
They want a dog.
They literally have a dog in the fight.
Okay, go ahead.
Who let English woman talk to you like that?
You who are one of the tigers of China.
One of our dinosaurs is missing.
The first live-action movie on this list is a 1975 comedy offering that Disney have long buried and with good reason.
It really was a hideously racist movie.
In fact, the entire thing was just one big racist moment.
It saw a Queen's messenger by the name of Lord Edward Southmere escaping from China with a document containing the formula for the mysterious Lotus X. As a result, he was pursued by a group of Chinese spies who were played by white actors.
The aforementioned document in question turned out to be a recipe for wonton soup, which was about the only Chinese stereotype in the movie that wasn't completely inappropriate.
This is a strange thing in America.
You can do a Jamaican accent.
I mean, there has been some backlash for that, but you can do Russian accent.
You can even sort of do an African accent, especially if you're black.
But no one, but maybe Asians, can do a Chinese accent.
I did a book called Death of Kuhl.
And for the audio version, I wanted to have actors play the various roles.
And I got a bunch of voice actors to come in and be like black people.
And I had black people do black people.
You'll be happy to hear.
But there was a sex scene with this woman in Taiwan.
So I needed a Chinese person.
And I could not get a voice actor to just say three words with a Chinese accent.
They go, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's the kiss of death.
I'll lose my career.
So I had to get an actual Chinese lady to come in and do the role.
And she sucked.
She couldn't act.
But no one else would dare.
I don't know why.
This is such a sin, but you are not allowed to do the Chinese accent.
You know what it might be?
Here's something racist for you.
I happen To think Cantonese hearing like Cambodians yell at each other, especially women, is the most ear-piercingly horrible sound a human mouth can make.
You know that movie Miniature or something with Matt Damon where he shrinks down to half an inch?
There's a Cambodian woman, they don't include her in the trailer, but she's like, You don't like me?
Why you don't?
You're not like you, you do me friend f ⁇ or you have a like f ⁇ .
And she dominates the last third of the movie.
You can't watch it.
It's deafening.
Like I had blood coming out of my ears.
So maybe everyone knows that.
And it's like the elephant in the room.
So they just want to avoid mimicking that accent in any way.
In any way.
They do that with India too, but there's something special about the Chinese accent.
And here, Disney guy who's doing this critique.
This is in the 50s.
There are only so many Asians around.
There are only so many Asian actors around.
Asians are probably 2% of the population, like visible Asians with slanted eyes.
They're probably today, in 2018, 2% of the population.
Back then in the 50s and 60s, it was a fraction of a percent.
And as far as actors, working actors, I bet there was 10 to choose from.
In a movie, you got to get a lot of people.
So you know what you do?
You do a thing called act, and you have a thing called makeup.
It's called a movie.
Ever heard of movie magic?
I'm sorry we had white people portraying Asians.
What are you supposed to do?
Not do the movie?
That's what this guy ultimately ends up doing.
Then political correctness ultimately ends up doing this.
It just outlaws things.
Like, I don't want to offend someone with Down syndrome.
We can't have him doing stand-up comedy.
We'd be laughing at him, not with him.
You know what?
If you're retarded and you want to do stand-up comedy, stay in the basement.
It's too dangerous.
So in their world, where everyone is safe, nothing gets done.
There's no fun, especially for the people they're trying to help.
In other words, and this should be the mantra to my show, once again, the left is hurting the people they purport to help.
All right, let's go.
Please give me something.
this is beyond a Chinese characters had terribly over exaggerated accents with every instance of the letter r getting mixed up with the letter l yeah they do that was even worse characters were given almost yellow skin and had taped eyelids blue eye shadow and very stereotypical facial hair it's no wonder Disney have banished this one to the archives it really is and absolutely should be one for them to forget it's It's actually quite surprising.
By the way, China back then would have decrees where everyone have the same hair.
You know these Wang Fei Hong movies?
Everyone had to shave their head to hear?
The entire country had the same hairdo.
So if we're going back to old-timey China, there is no such thing as stereotypical hair.
The government decided what your hair was going to be.
No one had pompadours back then.
There was zero variety in China.
There's still really no variety today.
That's China.
Oh, God.
We've been watching this whole thing.
There's been not a morsel of substance.
Go ahead.
That it was allowed to be made in the way that it was.
Yeah, why is that allowed?
Government should regulate her.
Okay, please give me something.
Dumbo.
Dumbo is probably the cutest character in Disney history.
Okay.
Seriously, who doesn't love the adorable baby Elephant whose enormous ears enabled him to fly?
His titular 1941 movie is undoubtedly one of Disney's most beloved, but that doesn't stop it from having some pretty racist moments in it.
The most controversial of which involve the crow characters.
Okay, stop.
I think we might have something.
Maybe.
Maybe.
If these crows are clearly black, in fact, I bet the voice actors were black.
If these crows are imbeciles, then you got me.
You have something.
You found racism half a century ago.
You combed through the cartoons and you found something racist half a century ago.
Great work.
And by the way, you're talking about how they'd like you to forget it.
You're the one drudging it up.
You're the one bringing it up again.
Like, why don't you get a picture of some slaves who've been whipped and hang them all over Harlem?
Let's just, that's helping, right?
You're raising awareness.
Yeah, let's drudge up the past.
You know, speaking of China, I lived there for a while.
There's statues of Mao everywhere.
Everywhere.
He killed 70 million of his own people.
So you're looking at someone who's Hitler times 10, just standing there in bronze everywhere.
They're over it.
They move on.
Same with Russia.
20 million dead in World War II.
They move on.
They don't dredge up the past the way we do with our constant self-flatulation.
Yeah, that's right.
We're smelling our own farts and whipping ourselves with the reek.
I got to work on that one a little bit, but you get the idea.
All right, let's please be dumb, crows, even though crows are known as the most cunning and smart bird.
But go ahead.
Obviously, black in color, and they were presented as awful racial stereotypes.
They did a lot of quote jive talking and smoked while singing things like, I'd be done seeing about everything when I see an elephant fly.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg.
The name of the main crow was Jim Crow.
That means he was named after the United States racial segregation laws that were enacted in the late 19th century.
No, no.
Okay, the terrible English that they had, I be done with that.
That's how blacks talked back then.
In fact, today, here in New York City, most black people I talk to, they don't, they say axe.
It's very hard to find a black person in New York who says ask.
I noticed, by the way, in the Caribbean, they all say axe too.
Blacks have a different accent.
And I don't like that, by the way.
I think it's strange that a culture would segregate itself so much that they develop their own accent.
Imagine racists had their own accent.
They do.
It's called the Southern accent.
Ooh, touche.
So I was almost going to give you that I be done thing, but I'm not.
And as far as the stereotypes go, again, for the, I think, the 60th time in this video, it is a cartoon and cartoons exaggerate.
So yes, you're going to have stereotypical behavior because that's what cartoons do.
They simplify things.
They dumb it down and then they blow it up.
God.
Okay, keep going.
Seriously, the movie's not a good idea.
Oh, wait, stop, stop, stop.
Jim Crow.
The law is not called Jim Crow.
That's the slang term for it.
And the slang term came from a minstrel show.
So you might have me, right?
Because Jim Crow was a minstrel.
Sorry, you don't.
I got in a lot of trouble for saying this on Fox News.
What's the matter with blackface?
Yeah, you heard me.
What's the matter with blackface?
And that's what Jim Crow was.
He was a minstrel in blackface, right?
Yes, a percentage of blackface was whites dressing up as blacks and acting foolish, and that was a negative stereotype.
My studies, my research tells me about 10 to 15 percent.
The rest of it was all white people fascinated with black people and their culture and that they were so much more colorful that they would dress up with them on stage and be them because they were excited by the Negro.
And this fascination continues today, obviously.
But even within blackface, it went up.
When I was a kid in the 80s, you'd turn on the TV and it was called the Wonderful Minstrel Show.
And it was all over Britain up until honestly 1985.
Go look this up.
It's called the Super Wonderful Awesome Something, The Minstrel Show.
And it's, you know, celebrities dressing up in Blackface and dancing and swinging around, wearing sombreros, combining the stereotypes.
So it was, blackface is a form of adoration.
So I'm not going to give you the Jim Crow thing.
Although, I will say that is the most substance we've had yet.
All right, go ahead.
Staunch Disney fans argue that the Crows were the only ones who helped Dumbo.
But them being nice doesn't detract from it being racist.
Dumbo is being remade in 2019 with Tim Burton at the helm.
And you can bet your bottom dollar that he won't be including the likes of Jim Crow in this movie.
They do bet my bottom dollar.
You people have ruined Mark Twain.
Hey, stop, stop.
Education for death and damn.
All right, so we are now at 0.5.
We have half of one point, which is a crow being called Jim Crow.
I feel kind of generous.
It's like when you tell some chick she's an eight and in your head, you're going 6.9.
But I'm going to give it to you.
So you have 0.5 so far out of 10 points.
Actually, no, not 10, because each point you're making has like three points in it.
So this is out of 30.
So 0.5 out of 30 so far.
But this looks good.
Nazis, education for death and Dar Führer's face.
So you had to go back to World War II to find Nazis.
Okay, congratulations.
Let's see what you got.
Dar Führer's face.
We're cheating a little bit here using two movies and one entry, but given that they're both short movies and have the same offensive content, we think we're okay.
1943's Education for Death is Disney's most infamous war propaganda.
It completely dehumanized its German characters by showing them all growing up to become Nazis.
Stop.
Now, obviously, not.
Stop.
Can you believe what you just heard?
Can you believe what you just heard?
Guess what was going on in 1943?
Nazis.
They were murdering Jews.
We were at war with them.
The government hired Disney to help with the war efforts.
And part of that is propaganda.
Part of that is saying Germans are evil.
You don't think the Germans were doing that to us?
That's what happens in wars.
Picked up a comic book in 1943.
You're going to have Superman punching all the Nazis.
Pick up a Mickey Mouse comic, and you're going to have Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck fighting the Nazis.
That's what countries do in a state of war.
And your biggest beef with 1943, when the Nazis were taking over the world and our boars were dying in the thousands fighting them, your biggest beef is that a movie came out that made Germans look bad?
So the offensive part of this is that it's mean to Nazis.
Mind officially blown.
You officially blew my mind.
I'm actually now getting worried about millennials and the future of this country.
If this is how their brains operate, this is the thinking of a child, an unborn child.
This is making me pro-choice.
I'm losing my pro-life beliefs because I think that you're a preemie and you should have been born in.
Just kidding, just kidding.
All right, go ahead.
Nazis are terrible, but it's important to note that not all Germans are or ever were Nazis.
And not all of them agreed with Hitler's views.
Der Führer's Face is another 1943 Disney War propaganda movie and it won Donald Duck his first and only Oscar.
It featured Axis leaders in a marching band getting Donald Ducking him a horrible breakfast and forcing him to work in a weapons factory all day.
The depictions of all the Axis leaders were terribly offensive to their particular race.
Hirohito has buck teeth, yellow skin, and squinting eyes, for example.
It ended with Donald Wake.
Okay, so you got a racist exaggeration of a Japanese person.
All right, I'll give you point one of a point for that.
It's during World War II the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.
Suicide kamikazes were plummeting into airships, murdering sailors in droves.
I think I was at the Intrepid there in New York City, and they talk about these, I think it was 50 sailors who were on deck murdered by a kamikaze.
I'm sorry I was mean to your people during a war, you fing pussy.
Go ahead.
Waking up to realize it was all a nightmare and being thankful to live in a free land.
You might not have even realized before now that Disney ever produced war propaganda, but they really did and boy was it all offensive.
It's actually Song of the South.
We end on a bombshell here with Disney's most racist movie ever.
Good.
It was an offensive abomination from start to finish.
It was controversial even when it was released back in 1946.
We are, of course, talking about Song of the South.
It stars James Basket as Uncle Remus, former slave.
I'm praying that this Has some content, but let's say hypothetically he does give us a morsel.
You just combed back through half a century.
So, again, we're putting up pictures of slaves in Harlem and saying, Can you believe how outrageous this was?
Yeah, sorry, America was racist in 1946.
How about you join us up here in 2018 and move on?
Why are you so obsessed with finding racism?
Why are you combing through the past decades before any of you were born?
But when your mother was not even born, probably.
And you're finding morsels.
Disney isn't showing this movie.
You're finding it.
But that's assuming he's going to show us something racist.
I'm waiting.
Fully told stories to white children.
He sang zippity-doo-dah while still living on the plantation that enslaved him.
Yeah, really.
The movie has essentially been banned and was never even released on home video because of how appallingly offensive and racist it was.
Give me one.
Song of the South was so offensive that most people haven't even seen a single clip from it, let alone the entire movie.
Just puzzle.
I don't have anything from this guy yet.
He's on the same plantation he was freed from.
So?
Is that bad?
I don't understand how that he goes, yeah, seriously.
Who cares?
Why is that a thing?
If he's free, why do you care where he lives?
And you're also, by the way, hurting your point when you say, this movie is so racist, almost nobody's seen it.
Okay, so it's not an issue, in other words, it's not affecting black people or white people, or it's not brainwashing children.
In fact, you're the only one bringing it up.
This is like the Special Olympics when the Tropic Thunder had that line, don't go full retard.
They decided that that was anti-Down syndrome.
So they got all these handicapped kids and put signs in their hand saying, Tropic Thunder is mean to me.
You just made a thing when there wasn't one.
You put that sign in that poor kid's hand, and now he thinks movies are made that make fun of his handicap.
You created the bigotry.
And with this, you dredged up some old movie that is seemingly racist, though I've seen no evidence so far.
And you stuck it in everyone's hand and went, see?
Disney.
Racist.
I found it.
Yeah.
Bigfoot chasers.
They're Bigfoot chasers.
All right, go ahead.
Watch it.
It probably exists somewhere on the internet.
But why on earth anyone would want to other than out of morbid curiosity, we can't imagine.
What's more, as if having to play an overly happy black man joyfully talking about slavery and singing to animated birds wasn't enough?
James Basket wasn't even allowed to attend the premiere of his own movie in Atlanta because the city was still racial.
Okay, so you told me you almost gave me something there.
He's joyfully singing about slavery.
All right, if you have a black man talking about how awesome slavery was after he's freed, that would be something I would love to hear it and I would give you one point.
I believe you're at 0.6 now out of 30 points.
You would have been up 1.6 basking in all your victory, but we don't have that.
And the fact that the guy wasn't allowed to go to the premiere is bad.
That's not Disney's fault.
Disney didn't disinvite him.
Disney put him in a movie.
Holy crap.
All right, go ahead.
This one is definitely best left in the history books.
Well, until you don't get up.
I did enjoy it.
All right, that's enough.
Wow, that was amazing.
About 30 points, we'll say.
30 points made.
0.6 of them had any substance.
Clearly, racism and bigotry is not an issue in America, especially when it comes to Disney.
Make myself taller or smarter or handsome or wise.
You know, speaking of lawns, the quality of the grass in baseball is a dad's wet dream.
I'm so glad they don't use astro turf or anything with those stupid little rubber pellets.
In fact, when I see players on it, I feel like going, whoa, whoa, get off my lawn.
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