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Feb. 27, 2018 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #89 | Sheriff Under Fire
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Young L. Got my vans on, but they look like snakers.
Got my vans on, but they look like snakers.
Got my vans on, but they look like steakers.
Head off my lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Got my vans on finna walk out the door.
Put five on the grape so you know I'm gonna blow.
Got the new packs you bought it right out the door.
I'll let the dope girls, dope boys all go.
Man, if you really thank you, nigga.
Afternoon, counselor.
I'm back from vacation.
This is a bit like prison in many ways, because I love my job, and I'm not big on vacations.
I don't know.
They bother me.
We got seven days of stuff to discuss.
How was Miles McInnes, my brother?
Was he good?
Was he funny?
I kind of enjoy the concept of him rebuking all the arguments of the show before the show starts.
It amuses me.
But maybe it gets a little tedious for you.
I don't think I'm going to wear the falling down uniform anymore.
It was 25 years of that movie.
I rewatched the movie.
I don't really like it.
I like that he's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore, but the way he treats his ex-wife doesn't really impress me.
New York Post today, Saint Riri.
God, they love Rihanna, don't they?
I know someone that worked as a PA on one of her videos, and she smokes a blunt about every two hours.
A blunt is probably three grams of marijuana.
Marijuana today is as strong as green LSD.
So if she smoked with PAs, one of them had to be taken to the medic because she was so stoned.
She was freaking out.
Maybe this will be my new guy.
Every time I wear an outfit, by the way, there's tons of meaning and soliloquy and analogy behind it.
Like a producer at CRTV was saying, you know, you look like Dilbert when you wear that.
And I go, yeah, I know.
That's the point.
It's the blue-collar 80s American who made this country great.
It's the NASA look.
Of course, the NASA look now is fat black woman who saved America.
The reason I chose that song is Crucial.
And it pertains to the holiday.
I get a lot out of holidays, by the way, because I'm always at work and I talked, I was at Atlantis, which is a resort in the Bahamas on a little island called Paradise Island, just touching Nassau.
And that song was called Vans.
I got my vans on, but they look like sneakers, about how you should buy some vans.
And it was by a band called the PAC Rap Band, and kids love rap.
What's amazing about that song is it killed the whole sneaker pimp thing.
Back when I was young, in the 80s, 90s, even early aughts, you had to get the newest Air Jordans, you had to get the newest Nikes.
And kids were obsessed with it.
In fact, black kids were jacking each other with guns and beating each other to steal their shoes.
That's done after that song came out.
And it was fascinating, too, because vans were dead.
Vans, the company, was over.
In fact, the only van, I think they're all called Van Something.
That's why they chose the name Vans.
They have like a German last name.
The only remaining van that was at Vans is just got a salary now.
He's like an events planner.
He's an employee.
But they had sold, they'd gone bankrupt.
They sold their company to some dumb name like Global Shoes International or something.
And sorry, I'm distracted because I can hear my producer knocking on the door.
I'm recording a show.
And so they were destitute.
And then that song came out a little too late for the Van brothers, the Vann family.
But Vans became the hottest thing ever in the world.
$45 shoes took over.
And all of a sudden, kids didn't want the cool shoes anymore.
They wanted Chucks and Vans, each $50 shoes.
I loved it.
I thought, that's the end.
That's the end of this blind corporate love for brands, which, you know, I do as a 47-year-old, but I'm allowed to.
I'm rich.
When you see young people clamoring for Gucci, it's depressing and it looks weird.
And I love that the millennials, the hipsters, the early young people, early young people, the young people of say 15 years ago, you couldn't rip them off.
Like they had vans, they had chucks, they had one-track bikes you couldn't steal.
They stole all their songs as MP3s.
They got their clothes from second-hand stores or from American apparel cheap.
They were the least rip-offable generation in a long time and the most hated.
But now, thanks to this guy, and it's Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang.
Can we just hear that for a sec?
By the way, these kids, like this guy, who's he again?
That's little pump.
And little Zan, a lot of these Lils are Hispanics, and they likely grew up with single moms.
And when you grow up with a single mom, something happens.
You, alright, I don't want to hear that anymore.
You can still play it, though.
When you grow up with a single mom, you grow up with female values, and celebrities are big to you, and clothes and brands are big to you.
That's why you see in Puerto Rican neighborhoods these young men getting pedicures and manicures, manicures, because they want to look lovely.
And there's not a dad slapping them upside the head going, what the hell are you doing?
You're not getting a pedicure.
That's also, by the way, I think the impetus for graffiti.
Graffiti is started, well, it started with Greeks in New York and stuff and other immigrants, but it's a Puerto Rican Hispanic thing and a Black thing, and it's whites trying to rip that off.
And that's about fame, getting your name up.
Fame, because they see their moms and their sisters with these celebrity magazines, and they think fame is a big deal.
So, single motherhood, which I'm going to talk about later with the shooting too, as a potential reason for the shooting, single motherhood is a plague.
Female-only upbringing is toxic.
You need a man and a woman.
And this stuff has lost us the whole, I got my vans on, and we're back to the crap of Gucci and big brands and being a woman, basically.
And that's what I saw on my vacation in Atlantis.
It was fascinating looking at bathing suits and the way these millennials and even grown men dress.
And it tells us a lot about our society.
So typical outfit for a woman, especially a non-white woman, like slightly Hispanic, but typical outfit for a woman there, young lady too, is basically nothing.
Show me that Sports Illustrated plus size clip, Dave.
So there she is.
This is a typical look for a woman.
Obviously, she's breathtakingly gorgeous, but I'm talking about the bathing suit.
Yeah, see that up the crack thing and showing her tits?
That was totally normal on my vacation.
Men were the opposite.
Men have been castrated.
So men were wearing underwear.
This is young men, millennial men, wear underwear under their bathing suits.
I even saw at one point, and I'm not going to take pictures of this because, first of all, I left my phone in the hotel room.
Everyone has their phone on at all times on these vacations.
But a bathing suit with underwear underneath.
And I've heard these millennials go, weird, because the mesh chafes.
What?
What?
I've been wearing swim trunks for many years.
I remember when mesh came out in 1976.
And it doesn't chafe your balls.
They would have new mesh if it chafed your balls.
They're constantly coming up with a better mousetrap for swim trunks.
And the mesh doesn't trap your balls, you liar.
You don't like it because you don't want anyone to see the contours of your dink.
And you don't want that to happen because you've been desexualized and emasculated.
So you're ashamed of your genitalia.
Where women are so proud of their fat asses and their roles, they're walking around nude, which I don't have a problem with, by the way.
You have men walking around hiding themselves.
And here's another thing I noticed, and that's the reason I chose this intro song.
The young millennials now are really into these stupid Louis Vuitton Gucci brands.
I saw a kid wearing Gucci sliders.
Those are the stupid shower shoes they wear, which, by the way, they wear in the pool.
They wear shower shoes in the pool.
I don't get that at all.
And they wear them to play basketball.
But he's sitting there in his Gucci sliders.
This kid's maybe 18.
And he has two Louis Vuitton bags.
They're like thousands of dollars.
But daddy buys it for him because he looks like a badass.
Dude, the culture of that Louis Vuitton Gucci stuff is for hood rats who dealt so much cocaine they have money to burn.
You're co-opting a culture that has zero to do with your life.
In fact, it's the opposite.
It's sort of like when I was young, the Wu-Tang clan were big and they would wear Helly Hansen and all this super white clothing, like fisherman stuff.
And that was the origin of the Timberland fad, was trying to be white.
But then rich white guys would wear it.
So rich white guys are wearing sailing gear and like rubber boots from LL Bean and stuff.
And you go, yeah, you've just come full circle.
That's your normal clothes, stupid.
So I learned a lot on this vacation about the state of America.
And we got some problems.
We also have some problems with self-indulgence.
So many kids on their phones, so many obese young women just sitting on their phones with their mothers ignoring them.
Another annoying thing about the rich, and it was Atlantis in Bahamas, so it was mostly rich people.
Another annoying thing about them is they come out at like 7 a.m., 6.30 a.m., and they put towels down on a deck chair that's by the pool.
And then they don't return until way after breakfast, maybe after playing with some dolphins.
Maybe they don't come back till 1 p.m.
So they booked these chairs for sometimes up to eight hours, seven hours, six hours.
I would just sit in the chairs and wait until I got moved.
But isn't that irritating?
It shows a lack of societal, what's the word I'm looking for?
Homogeny, the lack of community.
And maybe that's all this immigration and diversity.
So what I saw on my vacation was the war on men, an over-glorification of women.
I saw an over-glorification of obesity.
We got, what's the guy's name who did clerks?
Kevin McDonald?
Kevin Smith.
Kevin Smith is in the hospital right now.
And at the same time, Paul Joseph Watson's tweeting out that millennials are going to be the fattest generation ever.
And by the way, we've been getting healthier since cave days.
Every generation has lived longer.
This might be the first generation that bends the curve and we start living shorter because we're fat.
You're not healthy at any size, Kevin Smith.
You're fat.
You get diabetes when you're fat.
You're dying.
You're not different.
You're not an albino.
You're not tall.
You don't have a big nose like James DeMoore.
You are dying.
Got it?
I hear so much anti-fat sentiment, especially from doctors, especially from my own fat body when I try to get off the couch.
And it tries to hold me down because my fat body thinks that I'm unhealthy.
And so do my weeping sores.
My weeping sores think I'm unhealthy.
Then there's another layer to my vacation.
By the way, Miles is nowhere to be seen.
I can't find him.
He won't call me back.
I have no idea where he is.
Apparently he was traumatized by how hard it was to work for me during this week.
So I start talking to Bahameans, as is my want.
Why does it always do that when I move?
It's like I move the mouse or something.
There's some weird ghost technology going on in this set.
Christopher Columbus never came to America.
He didn't kill any Indians.
That's a lie.
Christopher Columbus came to the Caribbean.
He discovered the Bahamas.
And yes, he did kill plenty of Aztecs.
I'm going to do a whole separate segment on this because I've been reading a lot about first contact when untouched tribes meet white people.
There's a lot of slaughter that goes on on both sides.
Like a mass grave was recently discovered where Aztecs had eaten 500 Spaniards and impaled their skulls with spikes to show as trophies.
So when you're colonizing, you got to get with the local vocabulary.
And the local vocabulary is usually mass murder.
I think half the time you have to blow these Indians' heads off to show that you mean business because they'll just stab and eat you.
And I'll provide evidence of this when I do this segment on.
But anyway, look at that.
That's a Christopher Columbus statue proudly displayed at the Parliament buildings, which were one of the only nice places there.
Dave, did I send you some pictures?
Yeah, I think I did.
Look at this.
So the Bahamas declared independence from Britain in the early 70s, and everything just looks abandoned.
I don't think these people have the intellect, wherewithal, gumption, work ethic to fix roofs.
Every roof I saw, including Atlantis, by the way, that fancy resort, was caving in.
So they kicked out the British and then just let all the architecture rot.
The parliament buildings and the church are the only ones left.
Oh yeah, go back to that little dolly.
That was at the airport.
This is them showing off their awesome culture.
It's a doll covered in some felt.
If my kid, not my five-year-old, but my other two, my nine-year-old and my 11-year-old, brought this home from school, I'd be deeply embarrassed to them.
The last thing I would want to do would be display it at the airport.
This is the junkaloo, junkaroo?
Where they dance wearing a bunch of colors like everyone does in a parade.
Congratulations, nice culture.
But anyway, the Bahamaians still respect the colonists in a sense that they appreciate their history.
They don't want to take the Christopher Columbus statue down.
And here's the amazing part.
They all sound like Trump.
They're total ethno-nationalists, total nationalists, I should say, not necessarily ethno, although it's redundant down there because everyone's black.
And they are sick of illegal immigrants.
They have had enough of these goddamn Haitians.
Haiti's a sh ⁇ , according to Bahameans.
And what these Haitians do is they come down there, they get their fake papers in Bahamas, because it's still Caribbean, it's still kind of a shithole.
And then they go to the States, they get arrested, they get deported back to Haiti, where they're considered citizens.
And the Bahameyans hate the Haitians, they hate the Jamaicans, they hate the whole Caribbean.
And they hate them so much that they put on an American accent.
They don't want to, they never, they don't have patois.
They don't say wa guan or anything.
They don't really have much of a slang.
And that's because they identify more with Europe and America than they do with the Caribbean.
And so does their dollar, by the way.
The dollar is one-on-one with the American dollar.
You know what it is in Jamaica?
It's something like $120 Jamaican dollars for the dollar.
A loaf of bread is like $1,000 Jamaican dollars.
And I was talking to the Bahamians.
We got out of the resort after a while because it gets tedious, you know, going to the pool every day.
And the water slides are fun, but you got to wait in line and everyone's wet.
So we go into Nassau and I start talking to the locals.
There it is.
Oh, that ride is insane.
That's called the leap of faith.
I went on it.
It is, you go at least 60 miles an hour.
It's just jumping out of a building.
That's all it is.
And the videos, you're looking down so it looks like it's not that much of a slope.
Show the video of the leap of faith.
I'm sorry to be all over the place here, but I got a lot of catching up to do.
There, that gets the beginning.
You get an idea.
Boom!
So fast.
And then you go in, and you're surrounded by sharks.
You go into a shark tank through a tube.
All right, that's enough.
That's a terrible video, by the way.
Nice work, Chris Rose Travel.
But it really is like falling straight down.
Anyway, I start talking to the Bahameans in town with their affected non-Patois accents.
And they want closed borders.
They hate that they're so easy to get to.
They love America.
They mock the Jamaicans.
They hate the Haitians.
And their biggest fear is demographic change.
Their fear is that they'll eventually be outnumbered and be voted out.
And I actually saw this sentiment reiterated on cable access TV.
All their top brass, by the way, are either white people, which they call the Bay Street Boys.
That's just seen as an injustice, by the way, that so many white people own businesses.
Why don't you own a business, sir?
The dollar is on par.
Are you too oppressed by your majority status as a black person in Bahamas?
But do you have that clip, Dave?
It's a video I sent you.
Sugarcane there.
Sugarcane was important.
It was these.
I mean, it was a luxury.
They brought in Indians as indentured labor to the Philippines.
Not the Philippines.
To Fiji.
Can you just pause it there?
He's talking about Fiji and how they had rubber plantations, I believe, and they needed cheap labor, so they brought in tons of Indians.
Indians aren't just in India.
They're all over Ghana.
They're all over the Caribbean.
In fact, I think Ghana Indians might be the majority.
That's happening in Malaysia.
Anyway, they pull them all in, and then they start affecting demographic change.
Go ahead, former Minister of Immigration.
Fiji now cannot hold democratic elections because they are outnumbered by the Indians.
Unfortunately for them, their army is made up of Fijians.
So now they have no parliament or anything, and they can't call an election.
Because if they call an election, they will lose.
That's a very serious state to be in.
Gentlemen, look, he's getting uncomfortable with the nationalism.
Anyway, gentlemen, let's move on.
Awkward.
Isn't that amazing?
It's so refreshing to be able to see people talk frankly about immigration in an environment where they clearly don't have to worry about racism.
This is how we would all talk if we could all just relax.
Nobody wants their country overrun.
That's why we have borders.
That's why we had wars.
That's the entire story of civilization, Western and Eastern.
But we're not allowed to discuss it.
I got to tell you, though, my two favorite parts of the trip, well, the two things that became the most inside jokey with me and my wife were, one, had nothing to do with the trip.
I got a tweet, I think, maybe it was a text, of some dad who he goes, I'm on the patio at this restaurant.
I can hear some dad having like a serious lecture with his family.
He's giving them a talking to because they hurt his feelings.
And the quote that was overheard was, you're making me feel insignificant.
So I couldn't stop joking about that the whole trip.
Every time my kids were mean or something or didn't listen to me, I was like, you're making me feel insignificant.
What?
What did the guy say?
Like, did they say it's bedtime?
And they went, haha, whatever.
Was it the wife part of it?
Were the kids and the wife laughing at him for something?
Like, he fell and then the whole family laughed at him.
And then he had to say, you're making me feel insignificant.
So apparently, even when you do have a dad, you can be a complete loser.
You're making me feel insignificant.
That made me laugh a thousand times, especially trying to picture what led to that.
What a dork.
Hey, dads, never, ever sit down with your family and tell them that they hurt your feelings.
You'd be better off masturbating in front of them.
That is the lowest of the low.
I mean, even saying that to your wife is unacceptable, but your kids, as a father, you're a corrections officer.
They are your prisoners.
If you show a weakness, you will get shanked.
You have to go, make sure they follow bedtime, be the bad guy.
You can either be friends with them when you're young or friends with them when you're old.
When you say you make me feel insignificant, you are reversing the roles.
And that's pathetic.
Second favorite part of the trip.
This was so bizarre.
I cannot get it out of my head.
All right, so Atlantis is beautiful, very shishy resort.
It's like, I don't know, $1,000 a night.
And you can do, you pay for stuff.
You ride the dolphins, jet ski, whatever, but you can also feed the stingrays and the turtles for free at certain times.
And being a cheap ass, I always would make the whole family walk the extra 20 minutes to the far under the resort where we could feed the turtles the stingrays for free, as opposed to pay 10 bucks for it right here.
So we go there, we feed the turtles cabbage, whatever.
It's cute.
They're giant beasts.
I mean, these things live hundreds of years old.
It's bizarre.
And then we go to feed the stingrays.
Stingrays are sort of like sharks.
They're in the similar family, I believe.
The women are bitches.
Surprise, surprise.
The men are little and they're just like, go, whatever, as long as she can breed, because all animals care about is propagation.
Not even survival, but propagation.
Black widow inseminates the female and then he's like, why don't you eat me now?
You can just eat me.
I'm garbage.
Look at my stupid tattoos.
I don't care about my body.
Eat me up.
So aggressive female stingrays in there and you hold a little fish with a decapitated fish like an ice cream cone and you put your arm down and you feed it.
So I have my daughter down there doing it.
And this woman.
Oh my God.
I forgot to tell you something.
I just remembered because she had a big sun hat on.
So the millennial men are dressed with the underwear showing and all that, so ashamed of themselves.
The grown men were even worse.
Grown men wear these swim shirts.
I know I'm pretty sunburned, but that's, I was, in the 70s, we would just peel skin off ourselves.
Every July, you try to get the biggest piece you can get off.
I once got a piece this big off my back, or maybe my stomach.
The millennial, sorry, the grown men, the boomers, Gen Xers, no, not so much boomers, Gen Xers, Gen Xers.
They wear these swim shirts to here.
They wear aqua shoes.
Black men, by the way, love aqua shoes for some reason.
It's all a resort.
You don't need shoes.
But they wear their aqua shoes.
They have a GoPro thing.
They have these sun hats they wear on rides.
So they've got goggles on, so much sunblock, they look like albinos.
And then these big sun hats, and then a sun shirt that's a turtleneck that goes to here.
I saw them, and they dress their kids in these full-body swim suits too, like with legs and stuff, like a burkini, basically.
And you go, are you that scared of a sunburn?
No, I'm that scared that people will see my tits.
Well, don't have tits then.
Guys, if you're at the point where you have tits that look pretty good, like that Indian dude who said, yo, Tommy Robinson, I challenge you to a stabbing contest.
If your tits are that big, stop having those.
Work out.
I don't know.
Stop eating so much soy.
But these swim shirts.
So again, young men, embarrassed with their body, especially their penises.
You know, if you notice these young men, they always pee in stalls in the bathroom, wearing Gucci and Yves Saint-Laurent and Louis Vuitton.
And then the grown men, similar as shame, but directed in a different direction.
It's all about my body hiding my boobies, hiding from the sun, sun hat, like some geriatric worried about skin cancer.
Anyway, sorry.
So to get back to the stingrays, my daughter's in there feeding them.
This woman, this c ⁇ ty baby boomer, comes up and she says to the guy feeding, that's handling the feeding and handing out the fish to the kids, she goes, is there a vegetarian option?
Is there a vegetarian option For feeding the stingrays, we are at a resort that orders in from Nova Scotia 30,000 pounds of fish a month.
A thousand pounds of fish is fed to the stingrays, the turtles, the sawfish, sharks galore, nurse sharks, everything but a man-eating shark is there.
There's fish, it's like a giant, it literally is a giant aquarium.
You walk to the restaurant and fish are swimming by.
You're eating, there's fish going there, there's some scuba diver guy in there scrubbing the walls.
She wants a vegetarian option.
And he goes, what?
I don't know.
And then she's pissed off.
She is angry, angry that there's no vegetarian option because she's clearly a vegetarian and doesn't want to hold a dead fish and feed it to...
There's people right next to you.
My daughter's right next to you with a fish in her hand.
What difference does it make if you're holding a piece of tofu?
The stingrays are right there eating a fish right there.
Yeah, but I don't want to touch the fish.
Why not?
I don't understand.
Do you want all the fish in the resort to be vegetarian?
No, no, no.
But I don't want to touch dead meat.
Well, why not?
You're at a dead meat resort.
A thousand pounds a day.
So then she says to her husband, she goes, come on, let's go, let's go.
And you can see him going, oh, Rhonda.
And I just thought, thank God, I don't have a wife like this.
I mean, I wouldn't tolerate it.
I'd just say, what is your problem?
I would say what I just said to you, to her.
But so eventually he just goes, happy wife, happy life.
And he wanders off and follows her away from the stingray feeding because she's mad that there's no, can you, this is one of those things too, where it's going to creep up on you because you're going to go, wait a minute, what's your option?
How does it work with you?
Are you mad that I'm like, do you mind my daughter feeding them a different?
No, no, no, that's your prerogative.
So what's your world?
Like, when you're an idealist, like say you're a communist, you want, you imagine a world where everyone's working in the fields and no one makes more than $1,000 a year or whatever.
At least there's a goal there.
I hate communists, but at least there's a plan in place where you have this Billy Bragg, Great Leap Forward, Maoist fantasy about the working people getting together and no one being smart enough to cure cancer, by the way.
But with her utopia, how does it work?
There's no Atlantis?
Well, then why are you here?
Anyway, that's the summation of my trip.
Let's get down to the show, shall we?
Let's talk about this shooter.
Isn't it funny how the left demands absolute transparency and more analysis, more investigation?
Let's see what's really going on here.
And as they throw these transparent rocks from their transparent glasshouse, we go, okay.
I mean, it happened with the Me Too movement.
They said, these men are all rapists, these Republicans.
Let's analyze the sexism that goes on.
Oops, turns out it's Hollywood.
The Russians, let's investigate these Russians.
What are they up to?
Oops, turns out they were sabotaging Bernie's campaign and starting rallies that Michael Moore went to.
Oops.
And now we have this sheriff.
What's his name?
Israel.
That's ironic because I'm wearing an Israeli defense shirt.
And Israel is great at school shootings.
They train their teachers.
And after having some problems, I don't know how many years ago, they had a new program to train their teachers and keep them armed.
No problem since.
Two attacks, I believe.
And in both cases, a terrorist was shot instantly.
But this guy goes, we need change.
We need analysis.
We need to figure out what's going on here.
We need to find those responsible.
Oops.
Turns out it's you.
Turns out your deputies, four of them waited, what, half an hour outside before they go in.
And then we find out the school superintendent, Michelle Malkin, just did a great thing on this, also on CRTV, where she discovered that he makes something like $330,000 base salary.
And then when you add all the perks, you're getting closer to $500,000.
And all this superintendent talks about is how they need more money.
America spends more money per student than any country in the world.
And our test scores go like this.
You know why?
Because of unions.
We live in the Venice.
The public schools are in Venezuela.
They're in Cuba.
They're in a socialist hellhole.
And I see this, by the way, with my daughter's homework often.
She got this assignment recently that talked about this farmer abusing the cows and getting too much milk.
And they were exhausted, so they went on strike.
And then they worked out a compromise and strike, strike.
I've noticed these Marxists use cows a lot in their analogy.
Maybe they see the proletariat as a stupid, useless, defunct animal that would be extinct without their help, a cow.
But I thought that was an interesting theory, by the way, not to go off at a total tangent, but someone, some random dude on Facebook was saying, you know, when we said they were going postal, and one of the biggest shootings was a guy who shut up his post office, and it was the origin of the term.
They didn't go, we have too many guns.
They said, there's something wrong with the post office.
It's mundane work.
It's a very heavily unionized work, by the way, heavily socialist.
And they tried to fix that.
These schools have these incompetent Marxist teachers, these women, telling these boys that they have to be punished if they're rambunctious.
They send them home if they bite a Pop-Tart in the shape of a gun.
They tell them that America sucks.
They talk about genocide all the time and slavery.
You suck, you suck, you suck.
What do you get?
You eventually get the Sarnev brothers.
You get these young men that get radicalized in the West.
Now, I'm not saying that teachers are directly responsible for the killing, but let's spread around the culpability a little bit and analyze some of the other things.
Let's look at the other things, as the left keeps telling us to do, from the Broward County Sheriff Lamborghini.
But also, by the way, speaking of women and culpability here, how about single moms?
How about this single mom culture?
I talked about it earlier with the Puerto Ricans putting up graffiti and getting pedicures.
We have these men who aren't complete because they don't have a father.
I forget the exact statistic, but something like 24 out of the past 26 mass shooters have been the children of single moms.
So I'll try to keep this brief because you've all been reading about it for a week now.
And in fact, I left this seven days ago when I went on vacation.
And I assumed, no, nine days ago, I assumed it might be over, but it's still going strong.
So I'll just do some sort of highlights, if you will, about like these students.
Look at these students.
So we imbue the students with all this authority and say, what should we do about gun control?
Even though John Lott and CrimeResearch.org has done this inside and out.
We had him on the show.
Stephen Crowder did a 52-second breakdown of all the myths about gun control.
People don't know what an AR-15 is, and they don't look it up because they don't really care.
But look at these students.
They decide they're going to have a day off and March Solidarity for the Dead.
So this is somewhat of a funeral procession where they leave the school in protest because they're so sad that their fellow students died.
We are students that we matter.
Poor kids, they're so sad.
Hey, that's enough.
By the way, this is likely liberal media trying to edit it and make them look good, and they still end up with that.
But I've noticed, by the way, this idea of having concealed carry among teachers and having volunteer parents walk up and down the hallways ready to take down a shooter.
I've noticed liberals are treating that like a hypothetical, saying, Sean King, by the way, was saying, we can't do that.
If one of the teachers is black, then when the cups show up, he'll get shot.
Or a mad white teacher will shoot a black kid.
Some guy was saying, I'm going to take my black student out of school if you do this.
It's not a hypothetical.
They do it all over Texas, and it works wonderfully.
When was the last time you heard of a Texas school shooting?
Yeah, me neither.
We need to keep going to Texas to look for more guns, less crime, backed up again and again and again.
And by the way, this guy had made threats.
That's illegal under Florida law.
He shouldn't have been allowed to buy a gun.
Dana Lash, the NRA, will concede that by law, he shouldn't be allowed to buy a gun.
The government screwed up.
You're asking for more laws.
The police and the government are totally incompetent.
Stop begging Big Brother to wipe your ass for you.
We need armed teachers, and we need to volunteer ourselves in these schools with concealed carry.
So a shooter knows that if he goes there, he's not going to get the maximum death count.
Teachers carry the gun.
Oh yeah, so this is another spooky thing.
Here is an officer from the Broward County Sheriff.
It's the last link, Dave.
He goes to a mosque and talks about how important it is to arm yourselves and how we need more weapons.
Remember, the sheriff was giving Dana crap at that pathetic town hall for saying that we need more weapons.
Look at this.
he's a member of care by the way on You need to understand that.
So if you deal with the threat, deal with the threat.
You're able to conceal the mistake.
It's your Second Amendment right.
So I'm going to go over some things with you regarding your right to return fire.
Isn't that okay?
That's enough.
Isn't that a curious pattern we see here?
Every time it's Americans in peril, it's about punching Nazi and the white supremacists and blah, blah, blah.
We're an evil country and genocide and slavery.
Blah, blah, blah.
We suck.
Shoot us.
We need more money.
But every time it's another group, they need to be armed.
It's your right.
You need to stand up.
You need to shoot us.
You need to shoot Americans.
Ethnomasochism.
Ethno-suicide.
Let's end this short segment with Archie Bunker, who Norman Lear is writing this, trying to make this guy look like a dumbass.
We've got Meathead.
What's his name?
Robert Klein?
I forget his name.
Staring at Arch.
The actor Carol O'Connor thinks Arch is a moron.
Let's see what this stupid moron, laughable buffoon, has to say about gun violence.
Yeah, here we are.
All right, everybody.
Clambiers know it's good.
Thank you.
Mr. Archie Bunker, speaking in reply to the editorial broadcast last Saturday.
Good evening, everybody.
This is where Archie Bunker over 704 Houser Street, veteran of the big war, speaking on behalf of Guns for Everybody.
Now, question.
What was the first thing that the communists done when they took over Russia?
Answer, gun control.
And there's a lot of people in this country who want to do the same thing to us here in the kind of conspiracy.
See?
You take your big international bankers, they want to, what do you call, emasticate the people of this nation like puppets on a wheel.
And they're going to get that gun and turn us over to the commons.
What a moron, huh?
What a dummy.
Keep going, though.
He comes up with a crazy idea that people on planes should be armed.
You look tall.
They're sitting down.
Now, I want to talk about another thing that's on everybody's mind today, and that's your stick-ups and your sky jackets.
Which, if that was up to me, I could end the sky jackets tomorrow.
You could?
All you got to do is arm all your passengers.
Stop.
What a moron, huh?
And air marshals, Delta just cut off their promotion with the NRA because the NRA is evil.
And you'll notice that Delta's air marshals, as Anthony Cumier pointed out, use Nerf guns.
They don't use actual guns because the left and all these celebrities who hate guns, they never use guns themselves to protect themselves.
That's why most of them are sponsored by Nerf.
And I'll just end it with this.
Did you see this students?
Students see gun in square root sign.
Detectives launched an investigation on February 20th at Oberlin High School after students expressed concern during a mass session that the standard symbol, which refers to a number multiplied by itself, blah, blah, blah, looks like a gun.
And I guess the variable X there is a dead body.
This says a lot, by the way, about our level of education.
Oh, look at that funny thing trending in U.S. I forgot to mention that.
We got a dreamer there who dreams about shooting up a school.
Dave, click on that clickbait.
DACA recipient, a dreamer, 21, threatened to shoot all of y'all bitches at New York High School.
Look at her.
Jesus Lord, what a mutation.
Anyway, the square root sign looks like a gun, right?
That just shows how bad education is right now, by the way.
You're supposed to do square roots in fifth grade.
But it reminded me of, remember when Sarah Silverman saw those marks on the road that construction guys do to say like, the water main is here.
And if you're digging, don't go over here because there's a major electrical cable.
She sees those and goes, the best part is she sees them and goes, don't these dumb Nazis even know what a swastika looks like?
Yeah.
What did she say?
Don't they have Google?
She's talking about how stupid these Nazis are.
Do neo-Nazis use Google?
I don't know.
Do you, Sarah?
And finally, on this same subject, sort of, there was a woman, best-selling author, New York Times.
She writes like true crime fiction, whatever.
She sees a Norwegian flag flying in Seattle, and she says to the cops, hi, suddenly there's a Confederate flag flying in front of a house in my Greenwood neighborhood.
It is at the northeast corner of 92nd and Palatine, just a block west of 92nd, blah, blah, blah.
I would love to know what this quote unquote means, but of course, don't want to knock on their door.
Might get my head blown off.
Maybe others in the area flying the flag?
Maybe it's a story?
Thank you.
That's Rebecca Morris, petrified of their Norwegian flag.
Once again, the general pattern here is, we suck, you rule.
We need to be on the cross.
This might be why Christianity flourished in the West, because we love self-flagellation.
We suck, you rule.
You need to be armed, we need to be disarmed.
We need to be taxed.
We need to be disciplined.
We need more rules.
You need more freedom.
Wrong.
The opposite is true.
The ones here, the Americans, they're the priority.
America first.
Family first.
Traditionalism first.
Anarchy and destruction last.
I thought that was a given.
In my van shoes, but they look like sneakers.
Yeah, they old sneakers.
Namaste.
I couldn't leave you without making fun of the Zoolander Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau.
This is not his most recent trip to India.
This is years ago.
I remember this from about five years ago.
So the best part about this that no one's talking about is this buffoon went to India because he was sick of cyberbullying.
Remember we talked about that last week or two weeks ago?
He was verclamped that everyone was making fun of him on Twitter.
It was affecting his marriage.
He had his buddy Gerard Butts go out and say, stop being mean to my buddy, my Jeff Spiccoli pal.
So he goes to India to replenish and promote diversity.
That's an easy one, right?
There's tons of Indians in Canada.
I came over from England around the same time, and all my fellow immigrants were Indians there.
Easy, right?
That's an easy way.
No, he screws that up by acting like a complete boob and playing Mr. Dress Up, as, by the way, is the new theme for this show, and dancing on.
Here's everyone's favorite clip.
I have to show this, but show the Daily Mail one, Dave.
This is the one he...
This is...
Oh my God.
Ladies, look.
Okay, that's enough.
Ladies, you can't vote.
Now, when I say you can't vote, I mean it's like when you say short men, white men can't jump.
Yes, you legally have the right to vote, but look at what happens when you vote.
Look at what you give an entire country.
A Zoolander male model drama teacher buffoon.
Oh, it's oh, check this out.
The Daily Show, which is the worst pandering leftist show.
Trevor Noah pretending that apartheid is still going strong.
That's his entire raison debt.
Even he is making fun of Trudeau.
Check this out.
I don't know if you've noticed, but it seems like as Donald Trump becomes more and more unwoke, Justin Trudeau is compensating in the other direction.
The only issue is the Canadian Prime Minister keeps going too far.
Canada's Prime Minister is under fire over his outfits on his week-long family trip to India.
Trudeau got called out today by one of India's most popular politicians.
Omar Abdullah tweeted, is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness all just a bit much now?
Also, FYI, we Indians don't dress like this every day, sir.
Not even in Bollywood.
Oh, man.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Yeah, they dress like that at a wedding and stuff.
Normally, they just wear like a collarless shirt and white pants with sandals.
And it gets worse than that, by the way.
He's not just dressing like he's at a wedding or he's in a Bollywood movie, but he brought a Khalestani terrorist, Jaspal Atwal, who is known for years and years.
So it is comical.
It's hilarious watching him make a fool of himself.
But when you hire these incompetent boobs, it's also dangerous.
That's the takeaway from today's show, that these incompetent authoritarians aren't just funny, they're also deadly.
Vans go, all you laying faces.
My vans lying green.
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