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Dec. 20, 2017 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #50 | Hanukkah Horror
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That's the kinks.
I think that's the greatest Christmas song of all time.
It's one of the greatest songs of all time.
Father Christmas, give me some money.
About being a poor British kid from the projects and wanting things like a machine gun for Christmas and money.
People were poor in Britain.
You know why?
Because it was a socialist country before Maggie Thatcher came along and liberated it and made everyone free and created a middle class by privatizing everything.
And they hate her.
They all hate her.
You know, going to Britain, going to Scotland, you just sit in these giant homes with stone walls this thick, these beautiful homes, and you hear upper middle class people bitch about Thatcher and how horrible she was.
And you think, have you looked around?
How about a thank you?
Reagan was the same, and now Trump is the same.
Got a fun show for you today.
We have the delectable Tiana Lowe.
We'll be talking about girly stuff with her.
You know how it is with chicks.
They love to gossip.
And we'll talk to Joel Valdez, that college conservative who was literally attacked, physically attacked, by a professor at his school, an anti-fuck communist professor.
And the school seems to be choosing the professor's side of things, hoping to expel the conservatives because that's what school is now.
Purely leftist indoctrination camps.
It's re-education camps is what it is.
And I'm going to talk to a gay dude who doesn't call himself gay because he discovered God.
I find that very unusual.
I have a closeted gay in my family who's dying now.
And I'm just thoroughly confused by the whole concept of you overcoming your own sexuality.
So we'll talk to him about that, and we'll try to figure it out.
But before we get started, let's look at the paper.
Hanukkah Horror.
Horrific story about a dead mom and three dead kids from a menorah.
They use, if you're really traditional with the Jewish customs, you use olive oil and a cotton wick in these candles.
So if that falls, incredibly dangerous to be traditional in that situation.
We've got the Amtrak problem.
But you know, I've often talked on this show about how Demi Lovato is one of the most attractive women in the world.
Well, the Lord is testing all of us today with a picture in the New York Post.
This picture here.
Can you pull that up?
Make that full screen, Dave.
What the hell is going on here?
Denim garters with a weird fat denim cumberbund and a lingerie bathing suit underneath?
Is she the goddess of jeans?
What is going on with that picture?
She's like a siren at Walmart pulling the sailors off the ship into the rocks.
I don't understand what's going on, but I still love her.
But before we get started with anything, I had a fun fight, a celebrity battle last night with Eric Warheim.
No, Tim Heidecker of Tim and Eric fame.
Now, Tim Heidecker played me in a film called The Comedy, which I don't know why they didn't ask me to play that.
I heard that if Tim had to shoot Tim and Eric, they were going to have me replace him.
But I would think it would make more sense to have the guy in the movie.
But I don't know.
I don't like filming movies.
It's really tedious.
It's one hour of work for 10 hours of sitting on your ass.
So I guess I'm lucky I wasn't forced to do it.
Do you have that clip of him as me?
Yeah, there we go.
Go full screen.
Where are you from?
I'm in Williamsburg, you know?
So, represent.
Represent what?
What?
I'm representing Williamsburg, bro.
You gotta respect where I come from, because I respect where you come from.
Come on.
You know where we come from, bro?
We come from the hood.
That movie, by the way, the script is about four pages.
It just says, well, fool around in a church.
Talk at a bar.
Do a southern accent with your girlfriend here.
In fact, I think it even says less than that.
It just says a series of locations.
Not a great movie.
I don't recommend it.
But so Eric's beef is my beef with a Christmas story live.
He has that typical LA attitude of, why would you care?
Why do you care that they didn't go far-ra-rah rah-rah?
And it's kind of hard to explain to people who don't have kids.
I didn't think he has kids, but apparently he does.
He talks like most LA comedians who don't.
You keep chipping away at traditional imagery and trying to reinvent the wheel.
And people go, you got a problem with the black Santa?
And you go, no, not really, but I have a problem that you had a problem with the original Santa.
And when it becomes a pattern, well, now I'm getting annoyed.
So I don't really, it's not like I need the Chinese kids to just put up the tweets as I'm talking, Dave.
It's not that I'm mad that the Chinese kids in the show didn't go far-rah-rah rah rah.
But when girls are being beaten up by a bully because they're wimps, when the Santa is black, when the Chinese Restaurant is all about Judaism when the Jewish lady says Jews are better in the movie.
And then the girls are training to beat up a bully.
Families are under attack, dude.
And it's all over the place.
The honeymooners are black now.
We've got Wolverine is a little girl now.
Luke Skywalker is now a chick.
The Top Jedi is a chick, a little Asian girl.
Spider-Man, I believe, is a black gay dude from Queens now.
We have Rocky, Rocky Balboa is a black dude.
And it keeps going.
Like, okay, that's enough of the tweets.
I went to see Spider-Man, the new Spider-Man homecoming with my kids.
And I don't push politics on my kids.
It's like sex.
It's something I want them to find out as late as possible.
And, you know, even my kids watch it and they go, why did they have to make it all about other stuff and not Spider-Man?
They didn't really articulate it well.
My kids are young.
But it was all like at one point, they're going to the Washington Monument and the black girl says, I don't want to go in there because it was built by slaves.
Like this is a kids movie.
It's Spider-Man.
And you're talking about slavery.
And of course, the love interest is a black woman and the vulture, Michael Keaton, is in an interracial marriage.
It's like, I'm in an interracial marriage.
I obviously don't have a problem with them.
But when you keep pushing it, you start to sort of go, what's your problem with the original?
Like, why was Hamilton so popular?
Why do you have a problem looking at white guys, white founding fathers?
Why are you only interested in American politics when we make it into rap and we have gays and Hispanics and Puerto Ricans and blacks?
Now all of a sudden you care about American history?
What's your problem with the way I look?
I'm not sitting here saying this is the greatest way to look in the world, obviously.
But when you keep hammering it, I get suspicious.
And then they always go, well, what's your problem?
That was the thing with Tim Heidegger last night.
Ooh, you scared?
You scared?
Like, look at this ad for, what is it, auto pay?
Is it auto insurance?
Now, people will make fun of me for having a problem with this.
And this is the insidious way they chip away at traditional values.
And they make it look innocuous, like a type of bubblegum called LGBT gum for kids.
And then you go, I don't like that.
And they go, oh, you scared of gum?
What's the matter, Snowflake?
You triggered?
And you go, no, I'm not triggered.
You're not going to win.
But I see what you're doing and it bothers me.
It's annoying.
They're not going to ruin the family by ruining a Christmas story.
It's not going to end the American family, but it's just annoying that you're chipping away at it.
And of course, if the rules were reversed and you were chipping away at Chitlins and Grits or anything that soul food or saying Motown is lame or chipping away at any other culture, you'd have a heart attack.
And I know that because I see you.
I see you say Apu is problematic and you do a whole documentary about how a cartoon character is bad.
Meanwhile, we've got Ur, what's his name?
Willie the Groundskeeper.
A perfectly, it's exactly the same as Apu, but it's a Scottish stereotype.
You'd never see a documentary going, the problems with Willie the Groundskeeper.
Look at this commercial.
Anna's a mess.
We don't really let people other than us see the inside of it.
Smells like our beach trip from three years ago.
Still has sand in the carpet.
That was a great trip.
And you're still afraid of seagulls.
Just pause there.
Pardon me?
The dad is afraid of seagulls.
Yeah, that happens.
Lots of dads are scared of seagulls.
Go back to it.
So yeah, we love this van.
It's part of our family.
Our messy, wonderful victim.
By the way, that's enough of that.
By the way, you want to talk about problematic.
Homer Simpson is so stupid that, and I've said this a million times, if you left him alone, he wouldn't be able to feed himself.
So his IQ, I think to be retarded, you're considered retarded if your IQ is 80.
He's not retarded.
Retarded people, they'll make like muffins for themselves or something.
They can make toast.
So he's sub-retarded.
He has an IQ of maybe 70.
That stereotype is tedious, but also it's emblematic of a bigger picture, which is they are trying to destroy traditional culture.
They don't like the West.
They don't think the West is the best.
They think it's terrible.
Check out this.
I read about this in the Scotsman speaking of Willie the Groundskeeper.
Gender stereotyping will be illegal in commercials in Britain.
So if you have a woman who is a ballerina or a housewife, that will be illegal because that shows young girls that they should be housewives.
And that's wrong.
Now you know you can still depict dads as blithering idiots who are scared of seagulls because that stereotype is effective.
That's fine.
You can crap on tradition, but you just can't show tradition.
You see?
You see why I care?
Eric Warheim?
All right.
That's enough blithing.
Let's start the show.
We'll beat you up.
I didn't hear a threat.
Not so tough anymore, are you?
Not so tough.
What did I say?
What did I say there was a threat?
You guys remember this?
That's Joel Valdez.
We had him on the show.
He was attacked by an anti-fah prof. I talk about these anti-fa academics all the time.
Some of them are actually professors.
So this guy's having a protest.
The professor screaming about Trump or whatever.
They yell out, shouldn't you be at home with your kids?
He takes that as a threat towards his children and attacks the students, grabs their phone, smashes it.
So they press charges.
And you'd think the school would go, hey, dude, I can handle that you're an anti-fa communist, but can you not attack our clients, our students, our bread and butter?
No, the opposite has happened.
They are now trying to enforce a restraining order on Joel and the guy who wrote this article on the campus conservative.
His name is Andrew Minnick.
All these conservative students, they are enforcing a restraining order, so they'll have to leave this professor alone.
They have no interest in bothering the professor.
So I'm suspicious that this restraining order is really an excuse to give them some false parameters that they'll accidentally violate by walking by him, And then they can get expelled from the school.
Let's check in on Joel and listen to an update on this ridiculous situation.
Joel, are you there?
I'm here.
You look like a raccoon dad.
What is a raccoon dad?
Like in a kid's book, there's a family of raccoons, and you're the dad, or maybe like a bear dad.
You look like some sort of animal dad.
Probably a bear.
Dancing bear type of deal.
So the last time we spoke, you went to an event and one of your professors, who's a member of Antifa and a communist, leapt from his screaming podium and attacked you and your friend.
We ended the interview saying, let's keep in touch, and we're keeping in touch.
What's the latest?
So the update on this story is the university has issued a no contact order against myself, the author of the campus reform article, and Blair, who recorded the video.
So what a no-contact order is, it's essentially an on-campus restraining order.
So if I have any contact with Suri Khan, either orally written or by third party, I can be expelled from the university.
Wow.
It also lasts for, I believe, up to four years.
So up until the moment I graduate.
So the first substantive stance that the university takes on this issue is against us, the people who were assaulted in this case.
And this just shows that they're defending Tariq Kern.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think professors should be denied the right to be part of an organization like Antifa, but it is weird.
And then the idea of them then having protests on campus, well, now we're getting a little weirder, but I'm for free speech.
And then attacking students.
All right, I think it's going a little far.
But to back all of those and then take the side of the attacker, it's downright bizarre.
Yeah, and I had also asked them, what was the basis of issuing this no contact order?
Like, essentially, what evidence did you have to put this in place?
And the guy told me he hadn't even looked at the evidence yet.
Well, I remember Yvette Falerca was doing this to another college Republican in Berkeley.
She doesn't even go to Berkeley, but the idea was if I can get a restraining order and then I can get in his face, he will have violated his restraining order and I can arrest him.
So this might have a more sinister backstory to it.
Yeah, I mean, I honestly can't speak on what the intentions of the university are.
We're going to have to, you know, do some more digging, but it seems that there is a strong bias against conservative students on campus.
Now, are you continuing with the prosecution for his attack?
Yeah, he actually had an arraignment on this past December 12th, and now he has to reappear in court for because the state's attorney is moving forward with those charges.
And the charges are assault?
For criminal damage to property.
Huh.
And do you think you're going to win?
Do you think he's going to get charged?
I think we have a great chance.
The life of a conservative on campus in 2017.
Yeah, see, I didn't have to think that this story would necessarily need to go national in order to get some attention from the university.
I thought they would have been good people and just have dealt with it the moment it happened.
Right.
But apparently not.
No, well, apparently you're the bad guy.
And, you know, you look at someone like Jack Buckby over in Britain who was expelled from his school just for being conservative.
I've seen conservatives expelled for much less than violating a fake restraining order.
So be on your guard.
Yeah.
Yeah, we also had the author of the article, Andrew Minnick.
He was told in his interview with the Associate Dean of Students that if he wanted the story to die down, then he should probably stop writing articles about it.
Wow.
This is Pinochet all over again.
Just insane.
We like to joke about Chile, but they actually are living it.
Yeah, it's absolutely insane.
The university knows what they're doing.
Plain and simple.
Right.
Well, they've definitely chosen sides.
All right.
Is that it, Joel?
Is that it for the updates?
That's the update so far.
We'll let you know with any further updates.
Yeah, keep us posted because I have a sneaking suspicion there's a lot more coming.
Oh, there will.
All right, man.
Thanks for checking in.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Give us some money.
It was really sex drugs in disco.
Did I say rock and roll?
So I decided as an experiment to go to a strip club.
I ended up talking about vegetables and gardening with a woman that wanted to get a lap dance.
There was a young woman in the choir group and through a series of circumstances at a party, she kind of started paying attention to me.
The lights, the way people dress, the mute.
All right, so that's a documentary called The Desire of the Everlasting Hills, which I find super weird.
I can't really wrap my head around it.
It is about gays talking about how they were led into gaydom and lesbianity, whatever, and then brought back out by the church.
Now, I personally think you're born gay.
I could see calling it a sin.
I drink excessively.
That's a sin.
But the idea of someone resisting their sexuality is foreign to me.
I don't quite get it.
I mean, isn't it an all-encompassing urge?
And then they say, well, you know, infidelity is an all-encompassing urge.
Cheating on your wife is.
Yeah, I don't know.
The cons of that are a little more severe than if you're gay and being with a gay.
But who am I?
So I tracked down one of the guys in the film.
His name's Daniel Madison.
And he has a book out called Why I Don't Call Myself Gay.
And Daniel is attracted to men, wants to have sex with them, but he's not willing to indulge in the sin, and he's much happier.
Now, again, I'm not saying that this is what you should do if you're gay, but I find it fascinating that someone has pursued this.
So let's talk to him.
Daniel C. Matson, are you there?
I am.
So glad to be with you.
I'm honored to have you, sir.
I'm fascinated by your story.
Let's just dive right into it.
Why do you not call yourself gay?
Well, that's a good place to start the title of my book.
Well, I have to say, one of the reasons I wrote this book is I had an intellectual journey as well as a spiritual journey.
I ended up in the Catholic Church in large part because of the church's teaching on homosexuality and how it responded to my life situation.
I was raised as a Christian and as a believer, and I was confronted with the fact that I had these attractions to men, and I finally turned my back on my faith.
I thought this is ridiculous.
I lived my way I wanted to live.
I found myself attracted to men.
I decided I was gay, founded a man to share my life with.
But even while I was there in that, living that part of my life, this division of the world between gay and straight and these discrete categories of the sexual person just seemed odd and strange to me.
And intellectually, they just didn't seem to make sense of my experience and of the historic human experience of multiple cultures throughout the centuries.
Men throughout history have had sex with men.
Women have had sex with women.
But it's not until the past 100 years or so, 150 years ago, that we've decided to make because you have sex with a member of the same sex, you are suddenly a different type of sexual creature.
It just didn't make sense to me on an intellectual level that I'm a different sort of man, a different sort of sexual being in my essence than my brothers or my best friends or my father or whatever, just because I happen to like having sex with men.
So if you're not gay, what are you?
Are you straight?
I'm a man.
See, I find even the word straight is problematic too.
It's a strange juxtaposition.
Imagine what this does to kids.
So many kids have this, in adolescence, this fleeting, oftentimes a fleeting attraction to the same sex.
And it's only modern man that would say, well, as soon as you have even one iota of attraction to the same sex, it means you're not straight.
That's what that means.
You may be bisexual.
You may be gay.
That sounds kind of reasonable to me, to be honest.
Well, I've never been attracted to men.
I don't believe in bi, for example.
I think that's just a phase.
But I think if you're gay, you're gay.
Now, I'm an alcoholic and a Catholic.
I recognize that booze is a sin.
So while I'm drinking, I'm like, here I am sinning it up again.
Is it that for you?
Like, do you see gay sex as a sin?
Oh, absolutely.
Now, see, booze is not a sin.
It's too much booze that's a sin.
That's what I do.
Too much booze.
Well, I like craft beer quite a bit.
Temperance in all its levels is a challenge for me.
Oh, you don't like it?
Budweiser and Maker's Mark is all man needs.
Rotten corn and corporate beer.
What do you have?
Pumpkin ale?
A chocolate stout?
You really are gay.
No, no fruit beers for me, man.
Give me a good porter or a good IPA.
Yeah, there is one.
It's called Bud.
Whatever.
Come to Grand Rapids.
Separate debate.
Separate debate.
I'm particularly interested in this subject.
Sorry.
But my uncle is a closeted gay, and he spent his whole life, and he's not particularly religious, but I think in the 50s in Scotland, it was a bad thing to be gay.
So he just sort of locked into that.
And even as the 60s and the 70s happened, where it would have been fine, he stayed in the closet.
And I just think, what a waste.
Well, he's no longer a closeted gay if you just told the whole world.
He's dying, and no one will ever see this.
Yeah.
Well, so for me, the question is, who am I?
And what most accurately describes who I am?
What gives me the most freedom to be who I truly am?
That's one of the things that the whole world says is, well, you need to be who you are.
Agreed.
And who you are now in this world is based on the feelings that you have, the inclinations that you have, rather than some sort of objective reality.
And so feelings, this is how we get people who say, well, I identify, there's a fellow in Canada who's 56 years old who identifies now as a six-year-old girl.
Stephan Ni is his name.
Yes, you're familiar with me.
I'm very familiar with Stefan Nee.
Stephan Ni.
Yes.
And originally, Stefan Nee identified as an eight-year-old girl, but changed it to six.
See, I went to the age.
Age is not specific.
Age is amorphous.
It changes.
I'm 29.
Well, the doctor says I need to lose some weight.
And I said, you know, I identify as 175-pound man.
Well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Daniel, we need to get, because people who are watching this don't know who you are.
So I understand the concept of your sexuality not defining you.
And that's actually a pet peeve of mine is the way gays go.
I'm gay, I'm gay.
And I think, you know, when you get older, sex is what, every few days for five minutes?
It's not a lot to define yourself by.
Well, I agree, too.
But so what, like, what do you do sexually?
Do you have sex with men?
Well, see, you come back to booze.
Booze is not a sin, but having too much booze is a sin.
Having sex outside of marriage between a man and woman is a sin.
So therefore, guided by the virtue of chastity, I don't have sex with men.
But that's, of course, hello, I am a fragile, weak man.
So I came back to the Catholic Church in 2009 and made the decision not to have sex with men.
I have stumbled upon The way, and thank God I have the sacrament of reconciliation.
But the journey towards chastity, which is a gift to all of us, takes a lifetime, but it has enriched my life.
My life has been better when I haven't had sex with men.
Are you married to a woman?
No, I'm single and happily so.
I'm open to marriage to a woman if that woman comes along that I'm attracted to.
If she's broad-shouldered, has a crew cut, and no tits.
You know, in this movie I was in, I actually, Desire of the Everlasting Hills, I was in this relationship with a man, and suddenly this woman came along in my life, and I wasn't supposed to be attracted to her because I'm a gay man.
I put a stake in the ground, and I'm a gay man.
You know, and I think this is one of the other traps of this gay straight divide, that you put yourself in this category.
This is who I am.
And either you're being in self-denial if you find someone of the opposite sex attracted, you're kind of betraying the cause, you're betraying your true self.
And yet, I found this woman, and I was sexually attracted to her.
And yes, we engaged in sex, and I loved it.
How did that happen?
You know, and I just read about a guy who was in a relationship with another guy in New York, and the guy that he was with used to have relationships with women.
But they've been in this, quote-unquote, married for five, six years, and the guy who used to date women said, I'd like to have sex with women again.
Well, they brought another woman.
They brought a woman into the relationship.
And now the other guy, who had never done anything with a woman, he decides that, well, I'm homoflexible.
That's his sexual identity.
How does all this fit in the Catholic Church?
Do those three go to church together?
Well, I doubt that.
But see, here's the thing is I think the Catholic Church provides a clarity based on objective reality about human sexuality.
Who we are is male and female, made for each other.
That's clearly written into my body.
I have an innate sexual orientation towards women.
My body only makes sense in relationship to women.
Now I can use it to have sex with men, but it's really not having sex.
It's me getting off with another man.
Sorry to interrupt, but isn't it just easier for you to control this urge because you're older now and your libido's down?
I remember I was talking to a paralyzed guy and he said, you know, my adolescence was brutal, but now that I'm old and I don't have, I don't think about breasts every two seconds, it's a real relief.
Isn't it easier for you to say no to sex when you're, I don't know how old you identify as, but you look like you're in your 50s?
You know, I don't understand people who say that their libido diminishes as they get older.
Oh, come on.
In your teens?
In your teens, you had a coconut smasher from wake till sleep.
Dude, if I had my choice, I'd start the day having sex.
I'd have a little lunch break, have sex, and then have sex to close it out at night.
My libido, as far as my libido goes, I identify as a 17-year-old man.
And here's the strange thing.
As an older guy who's a bit chunky, I am a big sexual object in the gay community.
Believe it or not.
What's that called?
Like a bear or whatever?
Yes, like a daddy bear sort of thing.
It would be very easy for me to have sex on a regular basis.
So it's not, chastity is not easy for me because I'm older.
You know, I talk to people my age and they say, oh, my libido has faded.
Maybe a little bit, but chastity is not easy.
Look, we're running low on time here, but just to be crystal clear, so you have these desires for men.
You are back with the Catholic Church.
You may fall from grace occasionally, but for the most part, you are able to abstain from your desires because to be gay is a sin.
Is that it?
No.
No.
To be gay is not a sin.
The church is very clear.
These inclinations are not sinful.
To act upon them is sinful.
And it's just like a man who is married to a woman and it has an adulterous affair, that that's sinful.
We're living outside the bounds of what human sexuality is for, and therefore it's opposed to human flourishing.
I'll tell you this, my life is more fulfilling and happier when I am living a chaste life.
That is what I have found.
This is why I pursue this.
This is why I say in the book, how I reclaimed my sexual reality and found peace.
That's the million-dollar point right there, is if it works and you're happier, I mean, the only time I would object to this is if you were miserable.
Well, you know, it's I tried living the way that the world said, you know, hey, live your life as a gay man.
That's who you are.
But the fact of the matter is people who live out gay relationships ultimately, they're not very satisfying.
Huffington Post had an article not too long ago, The Epidemic of Gay Loneliness.
And it was a whole discussion of, well, we now have Obergefell.
Why aren't we happier than we are?
We're supposed to be happier.
Well, the reason they're not happy is they're living outside of God's plan for human sexuality.
And they won't find peace until they find peace in the commandments of God.
And this is one reason I wrote my book.
They provide hope to people who say, man, I've tried this and it's not working out.
I'm not trying to convert the world, but I'm trying to put a lifeboat Out there for people like me who found living out the gay life ultimately unsatisfying.
Well, whatever works, Daniel, thanks for coming on the show.
I'd love to have you back soon.
I'm really interested in this topic.
And we can talk about IPAs as well.
Well, that's not open to debate.
Gayness, the Bible, there's room to move there.
There's no room to move from the king of beers.
It's the king.
Why would you want a copper or a prince?
Thanks, Daniel.
Take care.
Cheers.
Tiana, are you there, ma'am?
Yes, I am.
Now I understand you have a new podcast out.
I do.
It is called the Political Pregame, and I host it with a liberal in which we debate over things, you know, so that's fun.
Ew, liberals are gorillas.
She's one of the sane ones.
She's not into the whole like intersectionality suicide bomb fest, you know.
Is she into murdering babies?
I don't think she's into it.
Yes, if she's pro-choice, she's gross.
We don't have a lot of time here, but I was going through this.
You know about this Amber Tamblin Rose McGowan thing?
Yeah, it's, I mean, honestly, I think everyone just can't handle Rose McGowan because she's kind of willing to be pretty ruthless to anyone who is really hypocritical.
And I don't know, I get it.
I mean, I completely sympathize with Rose McGowan.
And what she went through for years in silence and sort of all like the typical leftist Hollywood virtue signaling, people now jumping on the boat, pretending like they're an ally when they weren't there for her previously.
I don't know.
I get it.
Just to keep everyone up to date here.
So all the people at the, I guess the, what, the Oscars or whatever, are going to wear a little black dress to protest sexual harassment.
That's their little me too.
And then Rose McGowan says, what an empty gesture.
And then she goes, why don't you just wear a marcheza?
What does that mean?
Is that like a fancy clothing?
So I believe it's because Georgina Chapman, who's Harvey Weinstein's soon-to-be ex-wife, who claims that she didn't know about any of this, she designed for Marcheza.
I believe.
I think that's what I mean.
Oh, I get it now.
God, girls are so inside-y with their insults.
I know, right?
That's elaborate.
But I think I kind of agree with Rose on this one.
I am so sick of armbands and hashtags.
And you look at terrorism with these little candles.
And, you know, the Battleclan, I went to Paris after Battaclan, and there was just roses and flowers and candles everywhere.
And you go, terrorists don't even mind that.
No, and it's just, it's like the easiest form of protestation.
Like, you know what?
If you really want to make a stand, stop making films with Woody Allen, you know?
If you really want to make a, I mean, like, I don't know.
It's just, it's like everyone does stuff once it's cool.
You know, it's like the same way every single Democratic senator came out against Al Franken the second he was politically expedient.
And then, oh, Roy Moore loses the election.
And now he's going to renege on his promise.
Like, no one saw that one coming.
Well, I also don't get all these women who say, I was sexually harassed.
And I just lay there underneath a disgusting pig like Harvey.
It's one thing to have sex with someone you don't want to.
But to lie underneath Harvey Weinstein for what?
For your career?
Okay.
Get a different job.
But think about it.
Okay.
The reason why I urge conservatives to not repel the Me Too movement is that it's not about this witch hunt of ordinary men.
It is specifically about these very traditionally left-wing power structures that are extremely hierarchical, that are built around these sort of cults of personality.
Think about what are conservative spheres.
Typical business, retail, farming.
You're not going to have a massive sexual harassment scandal out of something that's a pure meritocracy.
It happens when power is passed down from Harvey Weinstein to Bob Weinstein, from Blythe Danner to Gwyneth Haltrow.
Okay.
I got all that.
But stand up.
We've got cops.
You know, if someone asks me to jerk them off, the answer is no.
I don't sit there and acquiesce.
Because we have 600,000 men died in the Civil War for a war most of them didn't even believe in.
And you can't be inconvenienced at a job interview?
I mean, I don't know.
It's such a strange power structure.
I mean, it's the reason why Hollywood is a disease and it does need to be.
I mean, I don't know.
The system is septic, clearly.
If you have this system that clearly where no one's getting their roles based on merit, I mean, that much is evident.
You know, clearly films aren't being approved.
Yeah.
So stand up to rape.
Strip aren't being approved on merit.
Look, I'm done.
No, so this is good.
It's the purge.
It's the reckoning.
And it needed to happen.
You know, I have a feeling academia is going to be the next domino to fall.
I mean, that's another very, like, left-wing power structure that is built around, again, not much merit, a lot of tradition.
And in those sorts of power structures, this abuse thrives.
You know?
I mean, again, everyone kept on saying, Silicon Valley, that's going to be the place to fall.
Yeah, all right, what's the biggest scandal you have?
Travis Kalanick, the former CEO of Uber, is kind of a dick.
That's it.
That's all you have.
That's all they had.
A lot of this serves as a distraction from major stories.
And sometimes I almost get sort of conspiratorial about it and think, is the administration, are the DNC trying to brainwash?
Is it not noticing this mass?
Like, for example, this massive scoop where we learned just recently in Politico that Obama was allowing Hezbollah to make billions?
Definitely millions.
Billions.
Billions in cocaine trafficking, which, okay, instinctually, the libertarian in me says, incredible case for a lot of people.
cocaine legalization you know but okay not to quantificate here no this is insane so while this whole mueller investigation is going about potential trump russia collusion right now all smoke no gun none there is no gun you know you i mean there's nothing that we don't there's nothing that we know now that we didn't basically know before the american people elected donald trump i mean okay was was he far more putin friendly than I would have liked.
Yeah, but we already knew that.
It's not like there's no evidence right now that Russia was actively rigging the election against Hillary Clinton.
And right now, it looks like there's far more of a case that Obama was helping out Putin than anyone else.
I mean, simply because he let this guy, Ali Fayed, who was essentially a Putin agent, off in order to greasen the relations with Iran to pass the disastrous Iran deal, which hopefully we are turning back on.
Well, he was just all about appeasing Muslims, and all they did was take advantage of him.
Every time he gave them an inch, they took a mile.
And the next thing you know, we've got Hezbollah making billions in cocaine money, funding terrorism.
And we have an Iran deal that involved bringing them pallets of money and releasing prison.
I mean, not releasing American prisoners.
It's pathetic.
Well, not only is it pathetic, it's also, I mean, Hezbollah exists for one purpose and one purpose only, and that is getting rid of the Jews.
And I mean, I am not the biggest Trump fan, but if you compare the, okay, rhetoric aside, you know, Trump side is rhetoric problems, Charlottesville and Obama's very virtue signal-y.
Rhetoric aside, if you compare the treatment of Jews and specifically Israeli Jews, which reflects for all Jews on the international stage between the Obama administration, which is actively assisting and allowing Hezbollah to thrive, make billions of dollars a year on this illegal drug trafficking in comparison to Trump,
who, while yes, there's been some sort of unfortunate platforming of anti-Semitic voices, has done the remarkable and actually fulfilled a campaign promise to move the capital of Israel to Jerusalem and recognize it finally at last.
I mean, if you compare that treatment of the Jews, I mean, it's really.
Trump is the most Jewish-friendly president we've ever had, and Obama was the least Jewish-friendly president we've ever had.
But the left can't see that because the left only sees color.
Tiana, we're out of time.
Thank you so much for coming on the show.
Always a pleasure.
But if you've got one, I have a machine gun.
I'm a mermaid.
I am literally a real-life mermaid.
Wait.
I'm literally a real-life mermaid.
No, you're not.
You're a human being who stuffed her legs into a latex tail.
I thought I was seeing things.
Look at this.
Look at these weirdos.
Look at their faces.
They think they're mermaids.
Because I'm a mermaid.
No, you're not.
When I take my tail off, it almost feels like a piece of me has come off.
No, it's not a piece of you.
Look how weird.
One of them is even a dude named Ed.
Yeah, that's Ed.
Look how weird his face is.
My tail is a part of me, and I do actually feel like it is a prosthetic limb.
I sometimes think probably one of the weirdest feelings in the world.
What's with his face?
I don't understand.
What have you done, you weirdos?
You know what this is?
This is just lonely nerds with no relationships, no sexuality in their lives, because no one wants to have sex with them.
Playing.
You're not a mermaid.
You're an adult playing.
Chance to sort of live out a dream or a fantasy and be something other than the thing you are.
Thanks a lot.
You just got spit all over my monitor.
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