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Dec. 5, 2017 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Did you hear that?
Brownstone water towers, trees, skyscrapers, writers' prize fighters, and more street traders.
We come together on the subway cars.
Yeah, New York.
That's an open letter to New York City for some rich Jewish guys who like to get shitty.
Ah, beastie boys.
So fun when I was 14 with license to ill.
You gotta fight!
For your right.
Big penises on stage, naked chicks, pss, beer, Budweiser everywhere.
And then they turned into Miles McInnes and got super serious about Tibet and society.
I met them once.
They were total dicks.
That's a thing with New York legends when you meet them.
And I think, I'm not sure if the Beastie Boys are part of this, but I think they think that they're supposed to be dicks.
Like Debbie Harry, Lou Reed.
I met Andy Warhol's guy who did all his prints, and I put my hand out and he's like, oh, you don't shake hands.
You're cool.
Thanks for being a cool New York dick.
It's so old school.
We're going to get into that song later on in the show.
But hello.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
I'm pretty hungover.
I was drinking with a billionaire last night.
I have worked so hard on this Christmas card.
I'll share it with you when it's ready.
But I've spent.
First of all, I went to this rich guy's house.
It's two hours away.
And he has all these, you know, S wagon, whatever things, SLS cruisers, these Mercedes, $250,000 each.
So I have all those in the shot.
And then his insane house.
It's called the Double Diamond.
You can look it up.
And then my wife, I rented her a fur coat for $150.
Ann Coulter wouldn't loan me hers.
And I got the kids.
I went to the gap and I bought a bunch of stuff for my daughter to make her look like a private school chick.
I spent $100 on fake money on Amazon and had that spilling out of a fake Louis Vuitton bag.
So overall, this Christmas card set me back about $1,000 and a good five hours, six hours.
I mean, he's a fun guy to hang out with, but feeling it today.
Not much going on in the post today, but it's 40 years of page six.
Now, that probably doesn't mean much to you, but it means a lot to me.
This is sort of the gossipy thing about the post, and that's why I love the post, because it has substance about halfway in, right before the sports and stuff, and it's got really heartfelt, sincere, and interesting takes on things that are deep.
But the beginning is all fluff and gossip and boobies and stuff.
And I love that.
I love that with this show.
Like, I want to bring you boobies.
And this is actually quite relevant because there's a woman who works at Page 6, and she's been big on this Matt Lauer thing.
And here she is talking about it with her friend, a very poker-to-dutinous black woman whose name I forget, Joy Reed or something.
Well, you know what, Elizabeth?
Thanks to journalists like you, a change is going to come.
So I thank you so much for leading the charge.
Okay.
So she's talking about Matt Lauer there and sexual harassment and serious subjects, you know, serious crimes.
And I'm sorry, but I just can't stop staring at her breasts.
And this is a problem with me as a sexist, I guess.
But I think it's a problem with all of us.
And that's why I put a burqa sometimes on guests, you know?
This little thing I pull out.
I think it's worth mentioning, at least, that men are men and women are women.
And there is definitely a sexual tension there.
I don't think ladies know this.
Sex is always playing in the back of our heads.
At church, it's like a little man on an exercise bike.
You learn to ignore him, but he's always there.
Even when your friend's mom is serving you Thanksgiving dinner, you're imagining her in lingerie.
It's a curse in many ways.
But that's Elizabeth Wagstein.
And I saw her on Tucker Carlson recently.
She was big on the Matt Lauer case, and she was there early.
And here's a picture of her on the show, right?
Now, who is looking at this picture that is a man and not wondering what her breasts are like?
I know it's horribly sexist, but I'm just telling you what naturally happens in my own brain.
You can't get mad at that.
I'm not saying it's good or bad.
I'm just saying this is what happens with men's brains.
So the first thing I did after she was on the show is I looked her up.
And I was hoping, and I'm sorry, I apologize for having these desires.
I was hoping I could see a picture of her in a bikini so I can get a better grasp on what her boobs are like.
And as I was typing in Elizabeth Wagmeister, bikini is the first thing that comes up.
So clearly, I am not the only person who has noticed this incredibly attractive woman and her formidable assets.
And I think that's relevant to mention a news show because it's kind of the elephant in the room here.
Like I remember Terry Shappert, he said, my problem with women in the military is I want to sleep with attractive women.
And if I'm next to you in battle, I'm going to be thinking about having sex with you.
He was very brutally honest, you know?
And to pretend that isn't a thing, it's sort of like when we see Caitlin Jenner and we go, hi, woman, how are you?
I don't think of you as a Bruce Jenner, the famous world-class Olympian gold medal winner.
I don't see that.
I see a lovely lady.
Hello, lady.
Or when you hear these stories about Matt Lauer and she goes, I wanted to sleep with him.
No, I didn't want to sleep with him, but I slept with him because it was good for my career.
I didn't want to lose my job.
And as a man, that doesn't compute.
Like, I can think of times when I would sleep with a woman when I was in my 20s or something.
And our sales guys at my old company, they would sleep with all the marketing women to get ads.
But they weren't victims.
They thought it was funny.
It was like a dare almost.
But the idea of me sleeping with someone that I don't want to as a woman, I mean, like a man having sex with me so I can keep my career, I wouldn't consider it in a billion years.
And that's because men are different than women.
Now, I don't have a solution to any of this, but I think it's worth paying attention to the fact that women are different than men.
And that's why there's so much weirdness going on.
I mean, I can hold it.
I can prevent myself from being lewd and grabbing chicks' asses at work, but it is in the back of my head.
And I think it's in the back of every man's head.
And that's why when you look up Elizabeth Wagmeister, it auto-fills Bikini.
Because we're all staring at her breasts, okay?
Let's stop kidding ourselves.
That we will cover on the show today.
We will talk about sexuality, sensuality, who's more perverted, the right or the left.
We're also going to talk to my fellow Proud Boys.
These are two guys.
One's a black dude who was just fired for being racist.
Yes, that's correct.
He was fired for being a Trump supporter.
Black Jew is a racist anti-Semite in 2017.
And we're also going to talk to another guy who was just turned away at the border and had his concealed carry permit taken away because they went through his phone and they saw that he was a proud boy.
So refugees can come on in, no problem.
Illegal aliens, welcome aboard.
But if you are a member of a fraternal organization that likes to drink Budweiser, no, no, no, no, no, you can't.
If you are pro closed borders and pro-cop, border cops will say, sorry, you're too dangerous.
However, Somalians, Haitians come in literally by the thousands.
But anyway, before we get to all that, I want to examine that thing about that song.
Let's go out on the street and make a difference.
Let's have some diversity.
Let's have some diversity.
Eastern and Latin, black, white, New York, you make it happen.
There's a common misconception about New York that we all get together on the subways.
I think it's in a Beastie Boy.
God, it's so loud in New York City.
I think it's in a Beastie Boys song.
You hear it all the time, how, you know, it's so great to be on the subway and be with all these people that are all different.
But it's not true.
Get off your phone.
We live in sort of separate planes.
So it's not like there's a Puerto Rican and a black guy and a businessman and a tourist all high-fiving.
There's like a Puerto Rican New York, there is a Wall Street New York, there's black New York.
There's very little diversity, ultimately.
It's almost like ghosts living in different dimensions, like south by southwest in Austin.
There's a movie south by southwest, there's a jazz south by southwest, there's music south by southwest.
They don't intermingle.
They are just on different planes entirely.
And there's different parts of town, different areas.
We're not friends here.
We're enemies.
And it's sad.
So I'm going to spend the rest of my day trying to get to know people and trying to sort of bring that Beastie Boys lyric to life and make us all get together into one big melting pot of different cultures.
Just kidding.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
What am I going to do?
Go find all these different people and be their friends?
No.
I'm not going to be friends with someone for some sort of gesture about diversity and multiculturalism and love.
If I bump into a Puerto Rican and we get along, then that's great.
But no.
No, that's the problem with America.
Everything has to be enforced.
We have to enforce diversity.
Just let it happen naturally.
If diversity is such a strength, then you shouldn't have to spend billions of dollars promoting it, right?
You don't have to push sex.
I used to sell pot in college.
I didn't have to advertise.
They just word got out and I was selling it because there was a huge demand for it.
So speaking of which, let's get to this guy.
This kid's Rory.
He's a Texan.
He was devastated by the hurricane and he moved up north, Virginia, and he goes, hey, I'm only about five hours from Toronto.
I'm going to go up there and party with my buddies, drink beers, you know, the way people in Windsor and Detroit do 7,000 times a day.
But no, that's not allowed.
They found out that he's a proud boy.
They got into his phone somehow and they said, we're taking your concealed carry permit.
And you're banned from Canada for being part of a hate group.
You know, Muslims, they, Omar Kader murdered a Marine.
He went to Guantanamo Bay.
You know what he got when he came to Canada?
$10 million, Justin Trudeau gave him.
Justin Trudeau, come on in, refugees.
7,000 Haitians.
Come over the Quebec border.
No problem.
People, politicians waiting there.
Justin Trudeau starts crying when Muslims talk about how wonderful this country is and how happy they are to be refugees.
He starts bawling his eyes out.
But Americans?
No, no patriots.
Let's talk to him.
Rory, are you there, sir?
I'm here.
Rory Reddington, now you're a Texan who had to come north of the Mason-Dixon line after the hurricane, correct?
Yeah, yeah.
Hurricane Harvey destroyed all my shit, so I've relocated up to the northern states.
Well, that's very mobile of you.
That's very nomadic.
You can just pick up and move.
Yeah, yeah, you know, when you work for yourself and things like that, you could do that.
Now, the reason you're on the show today is because you were recently turned away from the border, and I've got your paperwork here on my screen.
You were pursuant to the Immigration and Refugee Protection Regulations, I'm allowing you to withdraw your application to enter Canada and to leave Canada without delay.
Yeah, and they were serious about that without delay part.
They were really rushing me out of there.
And this is because you're a member of a men's fraternal organization known as the Proud Boys.
Correct.
That is the only reason, that was a specific reason given to me by the Border Patrol that I was not going to be allowed into Canada for the day.
I was only going for the day to have a few drinks and come back.
And how did they know that you were a member of this group?
They took my phone and went through my phone.
And obviously, I'm in different Proud Boys groups and things like that on my Facebook.
How did they get into your phone?
That's a good question.
I have yet to be able to resolve.
My phone was locked to either pen or fingerprint only, and they had neither.
So I'm not sure exactly how it is that they got into my phone.
But they spent a good long time.
The majority of the time I was there, that's what they were doing, was just going to my phone.
And so you cross the bridge, you go to Canada, they say no, and then you're sent back over the bridge, and then you had trouble at the American border.
Well, of course, the Canadians had just turned me away, so the U.S. wants to know, hey, why the hell did they turn you away?
So then they want to search my vehicle again and have me sit around and go through all this info.
Did they get on your phone?
No, they didn't even take my phone.
They just went through my vehicle.
And, you know, they were, I completely understand their portion.
You know, hey, he just got turned away from the Canadians.
We need to find out why.
And, you know, what's going on with this guy?
Do we need to call the police?
At this point, I'm like, am I going to end up in a jail?
You know, what's going on here?
Like, all I did, I'm in a drinking club.
And that's a reason to harass me.
Is this drinking club that I started, is that on their radar?
Or did they Google it then and say, I don't like the sound of this group?
No, the guy that first approached me was one of the officers searching my vehicle.
So they had me sitting in front of my car.
There were three officers searching my car.
One of them was going through my phone in my driver's seat while the other two were actually searching the vehicle.
And then he comes back up to me, the officer going through my phone and says, well, tell me about the Proud Boys.
What's this about?
And so I'm not sure.
So he hadn't heard of them.
I don't know if he was just trying to, you know, get me to say something or if he already knew who they, you know, just because you see, I'm in groups that are Proud Boys, if you don't have any indication who the Proud Boys are, then it shouldn't really matter.
Right.
He did try to, that officer, whenever he was asking me about the Proud Boys, kept giving me really, very loaded questions.
Why are you so racist?
Well, it was more like, it was, so he would say, hey, what are you about?
And I gave him a very, you know, basic, general, mundane synopsis.
And he responds with, oh, like defending yourselves from outside influences.
He was very much trying to paint us like sovereign citizens, anti-government.
I mean, that was the way the questions were being painted.
That's fascinating.
Well, the reason that I asked you to come on the show is not just because of this abuse of justice, but Justin Trudeau tweeted out to Donald Trump, hey, we'll take your refugees.
We love refugees.
We'll take anyone you got.
And since then, he's got a major problem.
He had 7,000 Haitians cross the Quebec border from the States under the auspices of fleeing Trump.
I don't know what Trump said about Haitians, but apparently they need to get out of America.
And the Border Patrol's down there helping them get their luggage across.
Helping them get there.
They're waiting there.
Justin Trudeau talks about them and starts crying because he's so thrilled that he gets to have refugees.
Yet, a patriot, a Western patriot who loves America and Canada, wants to go get a beer with other patriots and he's turned away at the border.
Yeah, with no criminal record.
I have a completely clean record.
The only reason they turned me away was because of Proud Boys.
And didn't they also take your concealed carry permit?
They did.
They did.
And I was unaware that they had taken it because it stays in my wallet.
It's the size of your license.
You know, it looks just like my driver's license.
I didn't give that to them.
They took my wallet, you know, along with my other things from my pockets.
And I didn't realize until they had released me and I was going back across the bridge to the U.S. side that, hey, it's missing.
And I've looked all over my car.
I've looked everywhere.
Because mind you, they ransacked my vehicle and just left it that way.
They threw my stuff everywhere.
They threw my wallet and all my stuff in my car.
So it could have been in there, but I looked.
It wasn't loose in there.
It didn't go anywhere.
They definitely did not return it.
So in effect, they have taken away my right to legally carry until I can get that license replaced.
And those are a huge pain in the ass.
What it takes nine months to get it back?
And if you're taking it.
If you have a gun and you don't have your license, physical license, then you can get charged just like you don't own a license.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And I have to pay out of my pocket to get this thing replaced, and then I have to wait for it to get here.
And until then, I'm unable to defend myself and exercise my rights.
Well, I think the moral of the story is simple.
Become a Haitian refugee and you can go to Canada whenever you want.
Just walk right across like you own the place.
Yeah.
Just dress up in blackface and start speaking with a French accent and you'll be fine.
I should have just told them I didn't have any idea.
My name was Mohamed and they'd have let me write in and give me free housing.
Red carpet would be laid out.
Free housing.
Unbelievable.
Well, this is just a beautiful example of the war on ourselves, how Westerners hate themselves, how governmental policy encourages everyone but ourselves to show up at the border.
It really is bizarre.
And what a ridiculous ordeal you had to go through.
Yeah, it was definitely surreal.
It was the very last thing I expected when I got up that morning to go visit some friends in Canada that I would be turned away and harassed at the border.
Unbelievable.
Well, Rory, thanks for coming on the show.
And I hope you can come to Canada at some point.
I hope so.
According to this paper, I'm not banned, but this is in my record.
So by, in effect, I may be banned.
And I may be turned away every time I try to go.
For what?
For being a patriotic guy who drinks beer.
Yeah, pro-police, pro-border.
That's the other thing.
We support borders, and we support cops, and they're border cops.
Exactly.
It's ridiculous.
Well, the West is the best, but it definitely has some flaws, and ethnomasochism is at the top of that list.
Thanks for coming on the show, Rory.
Hey, I like you more than a friend.
I like you more than a friend.
Uhuru.
So Jimmy Kimmel sent someone down to make fun of pedophile Roy Moore.
Check it out.
He looks a lot like that guy Mole from Windy City Heat, doesn't he?
So Roy Moore said, hey, you want to mock our Christian values?
Come on down.
And Jimmy Kimmel responded and said, I am coming down.
Ha, I'm a redneck.
I'm from the South.
I like to have sex with teenage girls because I'm a big redneck.
The right must be so embarrassed.
They have all the gross, disgusting pedophiles that have sex with 13-year-olds, right?
Like Roy Moore.
And what do we have?
We have everything cool.
Everything snowboards, skateboards.
We have rock and roll.
We have rock stars.
They have no rock stars.
And we've always had rock stars.
Look at David Bowie and Slade and Led Zeppelin.
I mean, we've had everything cool and they've had nothing but a bunch of disgusting pedophiles.
Actually, Miles, if we're going by those terms, then David Bowie was a pedophile.
I believe it's actually technically called a hebophile.
I read this in the beginning of Milo's book because he had to write a big disclaimer about the sex he had when he was a teenager.
But this is Lori Maddox.
Lightning Lori.
She had a lot of names.
She was a groupie.
She was a slut, I guess.
She was also 13.
She was 13 when she lost her virginity to David Bowie and David Bowie's wife.
I believe his first wife and him took her home and molested her.
As far as I'm concerned, that's rape.
This is a little girl.
Yes, she's very attractive.
Let's see another picture of her.
Very pretty girl.
She looks kind of Puerto Rican.
This is in LA, so she was probably half Mexican or something.
That is a young lady where you look at her and you go, she's going to be a real heartbreaker when she grows up and becomes an adult.
You don't really want to see 13-year-olds in high-heel shoes, but everyone in the 70s did, and everyone thought it was totally cool.
Let's see her again.
Let's see this child again.
Doesn't that look like minus the tit?
Take the tit out of there.
Wait, everything's been reversed.
Yeah, take the tit out of there.
And wait, well, yeah.
Doesn't that look like a nice picture of someone's daughter that's on some sort of like Catholic card or something?
You wouldn't have my tits on it.
Look, I'm Al Franken.
Tune in, Tokyo.
This is a young lady.
This is who everyone is up in arms around with Roy Moore.
And this woman was a colostomy bag for rock star Seaman in the early 70s.
Let's see who slept with her.
Oh, there's Iggy Pop having a good time with the child.
Iggy Pop's cool.
She's with her other friend.
I forget her name, but they were big groupies in the 70s and they loved it.
Is that rape if they love it?
Yeah, yeah.
If a child enjoys sex with an adult, that child has been raped.
If a child hates sex with an adult, that child has been raped.
And again, the law is pretty good on this.
Pretty obvious.
We've been working on this for a while.
So if you're aware of a situation like this, go to the cops.
Don't ask for a settlement.
Don't run and write a book about it.
Don't try to get attention.
You've been raped.
Handle it.
I just laughed at rape.
Okay, let next.
Oh, here she is.
There she is with John Bonham of Led Zeppelin fame.
The drummer, I believe he's Caroke now.
I think Led Zeppelin are playing with John Bonham's son.
But Robert Plant here doesn't want to do it because he can't sing anymore.
That's the same girl I was talking about before.
These two were the biggest groupies in the scene.
I'm not good at this Weatherman stuff.
All right, next.
Oh, Keith Moon from The Who had his way with a teenage girl.
Lots of these cool rock stars that liberals look up to were also, according to your Roy Moore definition, disgusting pedophiles.
And I don't think Roy Moore was ever accused of going as low as 13.
I think his problem was 15, 16, 17.
And I believe those ages were legal.
And I don't even know if that was true.
But just so you know, this is not a unique case.
And if you're going to bandy around the word pedophile, you should be aware of who you're lumping in.
She is very attractive, though, and going to be.
All right, next.
There she is with, what was that band, Suede?
You know, come on, feel the noise.
All those good Twisted Sister hits were just suede covers.
But there she is, partying with her friend, being a complete whore, or more specifically, according to the law, being a complete rape victim.
Next.
There she is with Sylvain Sylvain.
He had his way with her.
Now, this is when she's a geriatric, probably.
She's probably an ancient 15, 16-old maid at this point.
He was from Johnny Thunders.
He still does acoustic shows.
I don't think, I just saw him with Glenn Matlock from the Sex Bussels do a show like a year ago.
And this picture was probably 1974.
Next.
And there he is.
There is David Bowie, the king of Kool, with a woman that he raped when she was 13.
How do the feminist liberals handle this?
What do they say about this?
Actually, do you have a picture of Jimmy Page now?
I think he has a girlfriend who's about 25 right now.
But I can handle whatever your next slide is.
Let's see what's next.
There's Jimmy Page.
Now, Jimmy Page ran into Lori Maddox when she was 14.
And I don't believe that.
I think that's a lie.
And you get this with Muhammad a lot.
Oh, yeah, he met his wife when she was nine, but he didn't have sex with her until she was a ripe old 12.
I think that this story is being rewritten, and they pushed the 13 to 14.
They did that in that Liberace movie with Matt Damon and Michael Douglas, where Matt Damon is like 45 in the movie, but Liberace's boyfriend was 15, and I believe Liberace was sniffing around that back door when the boy was 13.
Anyway, Jimmy Page, she's not interested in him, probably because he's, I don't know, three times her age.
So he has his guys kidnap her, throw her in a car, take her to a hotel room, and then he keeps her under lock and key, which she accepts because she's a child, for many years, for at least two years, because it's illegal.
And he doesn't want to be known as a pedophile, hedophile, pervert.
He doesn't want to get arrested, so he hides their relationship.
And then, of course, he dumps her, goes to someone else, and she's delirious and drunk.
This child's drinking, by the way.
Does that at least bother you?
And she's going to parties with blood all over her face because she broke her nose and screaming and getting high on cocaine, saying, Jimmy, where'd you go?
Because you raped a child.
Next.
Yeah, there he is today.
25 And he's 71.
So let's see what the feminists say about all this.
Next.
Oh, there they are.
Still hanging out.
See, you see a girl like that, and you think you are going to be a bloody knockout in just a few years.
Just hang in there, child.
Keep going.
So she's 14 in that picture, by the way.
Still 14.
He only dated her from 13 to early 15.
I had sex with 15-year-olds, 16-year-olds when I was 15 and 16.
It was terrible.
Remember it?
And you're trying to move and everyone's in your way.
And then when you finally get in there, it's not like she's having these thriving orgasms.
She's just sort of like, it was hell.
In fact, in my experience, and maybe this is being Canadian middle class, girls didn't start really enjoying themselves until towards the end of college.
Now, I'm old, so this is pre-internet porn.
Maybe they're more savvy now.
But really, like even early 20s, it wasn't that fun.
So when I see teenage girls and these perverts who want to have sex with them, I just think, why?
And also, when you're done, what do you talk about?
Let's see the next one.
I've seen enough of Jimmy and her.
There.
Oh, this is fun.
So this is the last slide.
This is Jezebel.
This was a controversy last year.
What should we say about David Bowie and Lori Maddox?
And I love seeing the left trip over themselves when they get caught in a hypocritical bubble.
And women, female writers at feminist sites seem particularly bad at covering their tracks when they screw up and contradict themselves.
But check out what the feminists at Jezebel have to say about this controversy.
Next.
Word choice is hard here.
Should we say raped automatically if a grown man has sex with a teenager?
Does it matter at all if the 15-year-old, now much older, describes their encounter as one of the best nights of her life?
What is our word for a yes given on a plane that's almost vertically unequal?
Does contemporary morality dictate that we trust a young woman when she says she consented freely or believe that she couldn't have, no matter what she says?
You know what you're seeing here, right?
You're seeing feminists who have decided they don't want the patriarchy to handle this, even though we've been working on this for, what, a quarter of a million years, ironing out the kinks of justice?
And they go, no thanks, patriarchs.
No thanks, capitalists.
I'll handle this.
And then they're stuck with a situation like this.
Go, what do we do?
I know.
Go to the law books.
We have laws for this.
We have punishments for this.
And the punishment for Jimmy Page kidnapping a 13 year old and keeping her under lock and key for two years is pretty bad.
If you think it sucks being a white Trump supporter in a liberal city like New York, try being a black vegan in Atlanta's vegan community and being pro-Trump.
This guy, Yosef Osea, he is a conservative black Jew who lives in Atlanta, used to work at a vegan restaurant, but was fired when they discovered what his politics are.
And that's the least of his worries.
He has Black Lives Matter giving him death threats regularly.
He lives in a black neighborhood.
Antifa follow him whenever he goes to a rally for hours and hours and try to find out where he lives.
He's actually moving.
His wife is petrified.
His Chinese wife is petrified.
This guy's being called a racist, by the way.
The same people who call him racist call him a coon.
Can you figure that out?
I can't.
Let's talk to him now.
Yosef, are you there?
I'm there.
Here, Gavin.
You're there and here at the same time.
That's the beauty of technology.
Now, we just had a proud boy on the show who was turned away at the border because they found, I don't know, Facebook groups he was on on his phone, and that's a sin.
Refugees, no problem.
But I thought, well, is there a limit to this, this false allegation?
No, we have here a black Jew proud boy on the show who was fired for being a racist anti-Semite.
It's the funniest thing because my manager, who is Hispanic, who was here under DACA, found my YouTube channel.
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
Found my YouTube channel.
He learned that I didn't vote for Hillary.
And then a week later, I was fired.
And knowing not only I was fired, another person was fired for associating with me.
What a masterpiece of mania.
I mean, when does it...
You're not allowed.
Does everyone at the vegan restaurant have to have the same beliefs?
I don't understand why.
I have no clue.
But one thing I noticed after Trump got elected is how angry the vegan community have been.
Like, I've been a vegan chef for eight years now.
And since Trump got elected, they have been this angry, hateful group.
Like, Trump is hateful.
He's a big, he's racist.
And I tell people, like, I haven't not seen that one thing that Trump has said that was racist.
Mostly it's funny.
A lot of quips.
Yeah.
And the funny thing, I was at the anti-fascist rally, and all my customers are there with Antifa.
Unbelievable.
Well, you're kind of persona.
I was reading this article on Dangerous.
I'm a black Jew.
I was fired for being conservative.
You're kind of persona non grata in the entire vegan scene.
Yeah.
So you can't, that's your trade.
You're a vegan guy.
You're like a health nut.
And you can't get involved in that work in all of Atlanta now, correct?
Every time I go to Whole Foods, somebody managed, like, that's Yosafe.
And I'm like, and the reason why I've been in docks is because of Sean King.
I'm pretty sure you remember Night to Wright, and he was looking for the Atlanta Prowboys.
And Atifa had been trying to look for me for a really long time.
So when he blasts my image out there, like, oh, look at Yosafe, look at his YouTube channel.
We finally found this guy.
And I knew I was screwed.
I had to change job location from Little Five Lanes, which is Atifa Hub, to Buckhead, and they still found me in Buckhead.
That's amazing.
So not only are you under siege from white lunatics, Antifa and all that, but you're having trouble with, well, Chun King isn't black, but isn't Talib Quelly that rapper?
Isn't he out to get you too?
He's been beefing with me for the past couple of days.
It's like he didn't, because I told him, like, it seemed like every single morning you tweet out, like, I'm here to fight racists.
Like, you got to have something more important to do than go after the alt-right.
Like, you do this every single morning.
I've been following for three months since you've been beefing with Talib.
And he's like, I don't think you're a real black person.
And I've tweeted out my picture, like, no, I'm a black person.
I'm darker than you.
Like, nah, you're not a real black person.
Yes.
Now, to be clear, folks at home, Yosef is saying that he's arguing with Talib, and he says, I'm a conservative, I'm pro-Trump, and I'm black.
And Talib's comeback is, you do not exist.
I think you're fake.
I think, like this, I don't know if you're wearing a mask right now or how he explains this.
It's insane.
They come up against something that goes against their political beliefs, and they go, I don't see that.
That doesn't exist.
That's not there.
The funny thing is he said that I took a picture offline of some random Facebook and I'm using this profile picture to say racist things.
I'm like, I'm not saying anything racist.
I'm saying you're an idiot.
And how do you do that in video form?
That's really tricky.
Is this a series of images?
Are you CGI?
I don't know.
I made a whole video about Talibi being an idiot.
And of course, I get called my famous coon.
Coon, yeah.
And yeah.
At this point, I really don't care about the coon.
It's just, the funny thing, like, BLM is they very anti-gay.
So they'll call me like a homo thug or homo fag or coon fag or suckin' no white dick.
And the whole nine-yard, it's like, oh, you're not a real black person.
And after my response is like, oh, well, I feel so sorry.
I'm going to cry in my Chinese woman, my Chinese wife's bosoms.
Yosef, you personify how crazy the left is.
And the fact that they are convinced you don't exist is proof that they are mental patients.
I used to say fake news, and then I said mentally ill news.
It's crazy ex-girlfriend news.
The left has gone full crazy ex-girlfriend mode, and you personify that.
This is absolutely true.
Every time I go to a rally, people get so angry.
They get angrier at me than all of the Proud Boys.
I've been to the anti-Syria march.
One lady had a megaphone blasted in my face.
I went to the Resist Trump Tuesday.
I had this one black lady.
It's almost like she was finna punch me.
I had this one lady like, you're not a libertarian.
Like, F the Proud Boys.
No, get out of here.
She said she was going to call the feds on me for just being there.
Okay.
Call away.
What's the crime?
What's the charge?
It's really bizarre.
Like, getting turned away from the border and calling the feds.
They honestly think they're in Stalinist Russia and they can control our thoughts.
Sorry, we like America.
We like borders.
We like the West.
I didn't know that was illegal.
The most radical thing I have ever said was, I think the border should be closed for 10 years and let everybody assimilate for at least 10 years.
We have no immigration from nowhere.
That's the most radical thing I have said.
That was our border policy up until 1972.
That's what we did.
We opened them, closed and assimilate.
Open them, closed and assimilate.
Then we broke the gates open and someone says this isn't working and all of a sudden they're a racist no matter what race they are.
Yeah.
This is the funny thing with the left.
It's like black people can't be racist.
And then it's like, well, no, I believe that Islam needs to be reformed.
No, I think white guilt is bad.
And I say mix things.
No, I make fun of everybody.
It's like, well, you're different.
No.
Like, what do you mean I'm different?
Like, well, you know, you're an individual.
Like, it's almost like you're almost there with getting that, no, I'm an individual.
You see me as an individual, not as my skin color.
But it's absolutely madness because I tell people, like, the moment I say I'm a conservative, it doesn't matter if I'm black.
It doesn't matter if I'm Jewish.
No, it doesn't matter that my wife is Chinese.
I'm a straight white Christian male at that point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, if you're not 100% with them, you're 100% against them.
Yosef, thanks for coming on the show, man.
It was great talking to you, and I like you more than a friend.
Appreciate that, Gavin.
Uhuru.
Uhuru.
Bye.
Bye.
Hey, folks, welcome back to Onion Rings with Rick Shapiro.
Today we're going to talk about romance and love.
Rick, how would you tell the kids at home, how do you know you found the one?
Well, romance and onion rings.
If she likes onion rings, that should be the end of the search.
By the way she said it.
She goes, yeah, I like onion rings.
Whereas another girl trying to play and she goes like, yeah, I love onion rings.
Right, right.
The first one is a keeper.
Right.
Or if she goes like, oh, onion rings.
Oh, the onion rings your orders for a little bit.
Or if she grabs your hand and goes, I love onion.
But it seems to work better with fear.
With fear.
With a shot of Jack.
French fries.
It's not simple, guys.
It's all about how she orders onion rings.
She goes there.
She had this at that ring.
She goes there.
She goes.
And she takes a bite or two of the onion rings.
She goes, no, that's not how you get an onion rings.
And she grabs his hand and she runs to the boy.
Can we have two Cokes?
You could say beer, but it's really, she's got to have with the Cokes.
She glimpses, and then she runs to the beach part of the area.
And she goes, on the hood.
We got it.
We got it.
She sits up on the hood and you're drinking a Coke and you're like, you're the one going like, that's the one.
That's the one.
I fucked him up.
She guys, it's that simple.
Here I am googling Elizabeth Wagmeister's breasts.
Pathetic.
And judging by the autofill, a lot of you are pathetic too.
Unbelievable, guys.
Come on.
But is some of this making you think that women don't belong in the workforce?
The idea of someone sleeping with someone they don't want to just for their job, that's prostitution.
I would never consider such a thing.
And I'm a man.
Maybe that's because men are better at this kind of stuff, this job stuff.
I don't know.
I know it's remarkably sexist, but I can't help but think.
Maybe you don't belong here if you're willing to accept money?
If you get money and you sue for sexual harassment, aren't you just a very expensive prostitute?
I don't know.
You don't seem to belong in this world.
You don't seem to get how it works.
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