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Oct. 25, 2017 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #18 | In The Hot Seat
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From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes You're everlasting summon, you can see it fading fast.
So you grab a piece of something that can I'm working with someone named Ricky.
And I don't know if you've ever done that before, but it puts the song Ricky Don't Lose My Number in Your Head by Steely Dan.
And then to get it out of your head, you try something that Harmar Superstar taught me, which is you listen to Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant.
We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
And it usually just brooms it away.
This didn't work for Ricky Don't Lose My Number.
So I have ensconced myself in Steely Dan research.
I learned that the opening hook of Ricky Don't Lose My Number was stolen from some jazz guy, Horace someone.
And I also discovered that I kind of like them.
I was punk rock in the early 80s, and we were trained in that cult to hate all dinosaur rock.
Punk had to happen because dinosaur rock was so bad.
And then, so we totally ignored it.
I discovered Bruce Springsteen maybe five years ago.
I discovered the Rolling Stones seven years ago.
They're both really good.
And Steely Dan have some jams.
Now, this guy does not have some jams.
My kids have this thing called screen time, 7 to 7.30.
You can look at screens.
Otherwise, it's contraband.
And if I catch you, you lose your screen time.
And I've said this a million times, but it is so frustrating how much of parenting is getting kids off phones.
You know what?
A big part of parenting is getting your kids' friends off phones.
I had a friend sleeping over the other day, a friend of my kids, and I can't find him.
I go, where is he?
He's upstairs on his computer playing Minecraft with someone else.
I go, turn off your computer.
I have to go up to, my daughter will have a sleepover.
There'll be a girl walking around with her phone.
Like, I shouldn't say a girl.
All the girls are walking around with phones in their hands.
Young girls, 10, 11, 12, it's stapled to their hand.
I even noticed, this is terrible, but in the Vegas shooting, I noticed a lot of the women who were dying were holding their phones.
It's become an appendage.
Now, they were probably calling their loved ones, but take a note next time you're walking around the city, and you'll notice that people, they just see it.
I've even seen it on TV on Fox.
You'll have Shep Smith will be talking with his phone in his hand the entire time.
That's not good.
We shouldn't have a digital appendage.
It gets to the point where your phone owns you.
Anyway, my boy is four.
I think he might be possessed by Satan.
And you laugh.
I said that to Dana Lash, and she laughed.
And I go, let me just give you the evidence.
In church, we get these coloring pictures.
And he wrote.
He can't write.
He's four.
He wrote on it in what he thought was letters.
And I said, instead of coloring in the picture of Jesus, and I said, what does that said?
And he said, God is dead.
God is dead.
Said that in church.
He also said, I can't wait till I have one parent.
Meaning he's going to kill one of us?
I'm at the point now where I don't want him near holy water.
Because unlike the dad in the omen, I don't want my son to die if he's possessed by Satan.
I'll just work around it.
We'll have satanic ceremonies.
I don't know, we'll burn candles and stuff.
You know, Damien only killed a couple people.
And they're mostly people who are messing with him besides that one nanny.
So having your kid possessed by Satan isn't so bad.
But yesterday, they were playing, my two boys were playing wiffle ball, and my eldest boy was mean to the four-year-old and said, you know what, you're a stupid idiot, and ran inside and said, I'm not playing baseball with him anymore.
He thinks everything is an out.
You don't follow the exact rules of a four-year-old dude.
Let him win a few times.
As Jordan Peterson points out, that's how rats stay social and successful.
They let the other guy win.
I'm not kidding.
Jordan Peterson said that, and I think it's true.
So Damien, my four-year-old, gets it in his head, I'm going to get you.
Now, we also had movie night last night.
Monday night's our movie night.
And they're watching Spider-Man.
And hours have gone by since the incident.
And just towards the end of the movie, I just, I hear screaming downstairs.
My daughter didn't want to watch Spider-Man, so I had to watch Hunger Games upstairs with her, which is a pretty good movie.
It's just about adolescence, basically, and how hard it is and how it's doggy dog.
And my wife is apoplectic.
I can't deal with them anymore.
The four-year-old has just started randomly pounding the nine-year-old, punching him in the face.
So the nine-year-old starts punching him back, and those are big punches, a nine-year-old fist in your four-year-old face.
And so I'm outraged, and I grab the four-year-old and I wrestle him, and then I calm them both down, and my wife gives up, and I handle the little one.
It was like, again, I'm a corrections officer.
I had to wrestle him and hold him down, and we have a clapper that turns off the light.
He's banging his hockey stick on his bunk bed so hard that it turns out the light and then on the light and then off the light because it's going as it bangs on the holding him down.
I need backup.
I need backup.
So eventually I use the taser, which is FGTV.
It's this, it's some dad who plays Minecraft with his kid and then you just watch a dad and his kid playing video games.
It's my youngest's favorite thing to watch.
So I go, let's watch FGTV.
Calm down.
So he's doing that cry thing where you're getting into your body.
So we're watching it, and it's not my cup of tea.
But the most popular one, the most recent one on FGTV, it's letter F, G E E T V is a rap the dad has done.
You know, rap.
And it uses Minecraft imagery, and he's throwing all these Minecraft vegetables.
Minecraft is a video game, very lo-fi pixels, and you build stuff.
It's like Lego meets a video game.
And in this parody video that's for kids, it's a kids thing.
It's very kid-friendly, this channel.
I've never worried about my kid watching it before.
And he's made a soup, and someone has pooped in his soup.
All right, I'm not against that.
I know kids love poop.
You have the word poop in a joke, and they laugh their heads off.
So I'm not going to freak out that someone pooped in soup.
They don't literally imagine feces in food when they do that.
It's just a funny emoji.
And I go, and my youngest goes, Donald Trump did it.
And I'm like, who the hell is saying this now?
Is this his teacher's?
Why is my four-year-old saying that Donald Trump pooped in this guy's soup?
Then I keep watching it, and that's what happens in the video.
In this kid's video, Donald Trump poops, defecates.
He bends over the soup after standing on the table and defecates in this man's soup.
The President of the United States.
Can we imagine a white redneck doing this about Obama and showing it to kids and it having 1.3 million views?
Check this out.
Okay, I don't know if I can go frame by frame here, but for a split second, you see the poo come out.
There we go.
That's the president defecating into your child star's soup.
Cause now it's all done, go and grab a spoon and just dig right into this rabbit soup.
Hip hop.
What?
Who just pooped in my soup?
Looks like it was Donald Trump, but Chef Daddy still doesn't know.
Stay tuned in the next video.
Anyway, that annoyed me.
But we are living in a kooky time now, a very kooky time, where everyone is a Nazi.
Half the country are Nazis.
And as Jim Goad pointed out, it used to be bigot.
Then it was racist.
And now we have to go way out here to Nazi.
Nazi?
What?
Nazi.
And everyone I don't like is a Nazi.
When is this going to end?
Now, I've got Bunty King on the show today.
He's a popular YouTuber, popular with the youngsters.
Not quite as young as this, though.
You know, millennials.
And he put out a call to arms on his Twitter, and he said, send me your stupidest tweets.
And I know we're looking at a lot of kids and stuff, but it's disturbing that these tweets we're going to look at, Bunty and I, it's disturbing how common they are in mainstream vernacular.
So we're about to see the dumbest people in Western society.
And what's going to be shocking about it is not that they say dumb things, but that these dumb things have been mainstreamified.
And of course, I have to mention the cover of the post today, so you know this is daily.
In the hot seat, de Blasio, who the post just keeps ragging on, and I keep loving it because he's a gigantic socialist, literally and figuratively.
And we've got bums everywhere in New York.
There, now I justified making the title of the show In the Hot Seat.
And In the Hot Seat is Bunty King.
Let's go there now.
Let's take the train to Bunty King.
Bunty King, qui halcele yar.
What's up, Guistika?
Gavin, how are you, man?
Oh, TikTok.
You know, I miss Montreal.
All the Pierre Larkies down there on Saint-Laurent Street.
We do have the best women here in Montreal.
And why aren't you here?
Like, why are you elsewhere?
We need you here.
This is where the real battle is for culture.
Actually, not really.
We're just chilling.
We're totally chilling here.
Everything's okay.
It's a weird cultural place because it's sort of like Nazi-ish with the French.
They're monitoring speech.
They're penalizing people with English signs.
they've banned the hijab.
So if you were, you know, not French...
Oh, don't be telling people that.
I saw there was a movement to...
So the cab, the burqa, the ski masks, anything that's on public transportation.
So if you're taking the metro, if you're taking the bus, they can deny you service.
But it's, I mean, the hijab is fine.
You can wear the hijab anywhere.
And if you want to wear a burqa, you can wear a burqa to fing Valley Village if you want to, swift swore.
Village valor.
But you couldn't get away with that in Edmonton.
So Quebec, they call themselves the N-words of Canada, and they get away with a lot more than other cities, other provinces.
Yeah, I would say they do get away with a lot more, but at the same time, I feel like we're still really chilled out here in Montreal.
We really are.
And the language laws are starting to relax a lot.
When's the last time you were in Montreal?
Oh, just 1999.
Yeah, dude, that was the point when it was bad, you know?
Now these younger entrepreneurs are coming up and people are starting to speak a lot more Franlais.
I was on a date once and this girl, all she does is speak French and all I do is speak English.
But we completely understood each other and that's like what's happening now.
Do you have an accent in French?
No, Jean.
It was just accent que écois.
Aqué lo.
So count français test tê que écoi person pe conique pouseten engla fon.
No, sis ce, sis.
Aqué le.
Let's get started.
So you put out this call for the dumbest tweets ever, and you know what you accidentally did?
What?
You showed how dumb journalists are for constantly referring to tweets as facts.
Yeah, well, I mean, that happens all the time.
And I guess I feel some of us make that mistake sometimes where we see someone that we like say something, and then we're like, ah, he said that.
So that's what the truth is.
It's just that confirmation bias that happens.
I first noticed this when Miss Universe or Miss America was Muslim or Indian or I don't know, she had some sort of hijab on, and it said massive backlash against Miss Universe.
And then you looked up the backlash, and the journalist had clearly just written backlash first and then gone to Twitter to justify it and found like a bunch of dumb 16-year-old girls with four followers and went, see, it's a trend.
That's something that a journalist would do.
That's a yellow belly press right there.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Okay, so let's just really check into how dumb Twitter is and how you really get a swath of every person in the Western world, including the worst people in the Western world.
But this one, I'm starting off with a weird one here because I think I might agree with it.
So she goes, George W. Bush just used the words white supremacy in calling out the racism of Trump in a nationally televised speech, which is supposed to be a good thing.
And then Rebecca Pierce goes, a million dead Iraqis don't give a bad word.
Honestly, I would say that it's, I mean, she is right.
But at the same time, I mean, it just goes to show that you'll never please anyone.
Like, once you make a mistake in the eyes of the public and you made this error, because they don't have human contact with you and they haven't been able to see your development, they stick to that one thing.
So she's just bitter about the Iraq war.
I don't think, oh, I mean, I'm not bitter about the Iraq war.
But then again, I'm not an American.
I don't get the Iraq war.
I talked to the guys who were there and I go, is it better?
And they go, no, it's horrible.
What was it like before?
Terrible.
All right.
It's like Haiti after the earthquake.
You go, what's the before or after?
I can't tell the difference.
Well, I don't know.
I feel like now the Iraq theater of war has completely come to a close because of the whole ISIS getting destroyed at Raqqa now.
And now the next thing is South Korea.
We'll see what happens.
Yeah, let's blow up South Korea.
It's not new South Korea.
They're just sitting there.
It's so scary.
Okay.
So to reiterate here, Bunty King put out a call on Twitter and said, send me your dumbest tweets.
We are amassing them here because we think they're indicative of a bigger pattern.
That first one, not so dumb.
Kind of a good point.
You can't bitch about white supremacy when you've waged wars, but now they're getting dumb.
This is one of my favorites.
This is a good one.
This is a good one.
Rapes are due to hypersexual culture that exists in the West and objectification of women, hence low rape stats in countries like Saudi or Iran.
Man, it's, you know, it's really easy to have low rape stats when your women are silenced.
It's just that easy.
Yeah, it's so stupid.
I mean, whenever people do this whole comparison with Saudi and the West, I lose it.
I'm like, you guys have no clue how good we have it here.
And it just, it blows me away every single fucking time.
Gosh.
Well, Reza Aslan did that when he was talking about genital mutilation.
He goes, it only happens in Africa.
And we go, no, that's the only places we have the stats for.
Iran is not handing over all their rape stats and their genital mutilation stats.
Ahmadinejad told us gays don't exist.
I mean, I mean, doesn't Iran, doesn't Iran do something crazy like offer a there people framed it like some progressive journalists framed it as they offer sex changes to trans people and but the reality is that they don't offer them they offer to people if you're gay they like force you to turn into a woman that's something that they do yeah in other words modern liberals here in America are on the same page as the homophobic extremists in Iran they go you can't be gay but you can be a woman I think
I think I saw one of these Iranian government officials talk some smack about Donald Trump at the UN.
And he was like, Donald Trump's words belong in the Middle Ages.
It's like, dude, how backwards is your society?
What are you even talking about?
Did they have, was it Saudi Arabia or Iran?
They had them as the head of the women's equality division of the UN.
They also did that recently with Mugabe.
He was the goodwill ambassador for the World Health Organization.
Which they rescinded.
And then this guy that you got in the background there.
Oh, he's the best.
He's so good.
He's just perfect material all the time.
Didn't he get you kicked off Twitter?
He got me kicked off Twitter and then it bounced back really hard.
It bounced back really hard.
The thing about Tariq Nasheed, though, is you start out laughing and then it's sort of like when you find out that someone was in a brutal car accident and you're making fun of them.
You go, oh, wait a minute, this is getting cruel.
Now I'm making fun of someone who's mentally handicapped.
no totally totally it's uh and also it's kind of scary because he has influence over a lot of people even though he doesn't get a lot of engagement on twitter and uh that's his prime like i would say that's his primary social platform he's still he's i see i just posted a photo of him in some theater at uk showing off one of his propaganda films so all right white cops in the u.s are allowed to execute unarmed black people on film and plant evidence on them but mugabe is the human rights man he's such an idiot
Let's take all the cases of cops and black people being killed.
Let's take 100% of them and say 100% of the time the cops were guilty.
That still doesn't hold a candle to Mugabe's slaughters.
It doesn't.
And apparently, I mean, it's almost legal to kill white people in this country.
Yeah, that's something that was thrown my way.
I can't verify that.
I haven't verified that yet.
No, no, you can verify it.
I've verified it.
Mugabe said, while you're confiscating these Rhodesian farms, and we're making this place Zimbabwe, I will not prosecute those who murder these farmers.
I refuse to, because they're just taking back their land.
Wow.
Meanwhile, the farms just rotted, because no one knew how to run a tobacco farm, because they killed all the guys in charge, including the black employees who worked in the farm.
That doesn't sound like goodwill to me.
It doesn't sound like a guy.
It sounds like a guy just wants to call the shots, even if the shots are bad.
It's goodwill hunting white people.
this is a fun one spookini i will always call my black women students first other poc by the way every time i see p oc i read p os it's an unfortunate acronym isn't it well i mean it's an acronym that i hate using but i use it because of twitter because it cuts it cuts down color i like saying colored people i'm the guy that's still saying colored people you know yeah you're right minorities takes forever to type out uh other poc gets second tier to second tier priority, WW come next.
And if I have to, white men.
Well, I mean, I mean, she's right.
I mean, white men should be at the bottom of the list of everything.
Well, that's why when white men call...
Honestly, in my world, you wouldn't have a show.
I don't deserve one.
You wouldn't be allowed to open.
You don't deserve one after all the garbage your ancestors did to my ancestors.
That's crazy, Kevin.
Yeah, all those roads and that infrastructure.
Sorry about that.
But, you know, I remember this in college because this happened in college.
It probably happened to you, too.
You were just ahead of us one, but you still had the women in the front.
And because of this bizarre imbalance, women, they get up and they have to talk to the professor and they have nothing to say.
And this is really the origin of the word like, because they would go, I just felt that like Heathcliff was like really attracted to Catherine or not.
And the professor would go, yes, good girl, good girl.
You said this happened to you in college?
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Carlton Yu and Concordia.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
And then the men.
This didn't really happen around my time.
What do you mean?
Well, I mean, I went to, see, I went to Dawson, right?
So, like, it was like, that's also, I feel like that's Concordia Light.
Concordia is for stupid people.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Dawson was for Concordia dropouts.
No, Dawson is college.
It's before Concordia.
You have to go to Dawson in order to get it.
CJF.
It's CJEF too, right?
Stop it, dropouts.
Yeah, I know, but I didn't really feel like Like people were super like politically incorrect back then.
Oh my God, that's wonderful.
Maybe that was because of me and Vice.
Yes, it was probably because of you and Vice.
Because I remember going to American Apparel, seeing a Vice Mag.
I was like, yo, this is cool.
And now I'm looking at Vice and I'm like, what happened?
How about Seaman?
Okay, Emily McCombs.
I don't even want to talk to a dude this week until he punches three rapists and tells his worst buddy to stop calling girls crazy.
I think worst buddy, she didn't even like saying the word best around men.
So she had to switch it to worst at the 11th hour.
Oh, man.
Is this Emily McComb's person?
Did I actually, did I actually like, I don't know if I've tweeted at her before.
Is she like a comedian?
She looks familiar.
Dave, look her up.
I don't know.
Anyways, that's crazy.
That's just absolute madness.
Do you find this all in my thread?
Yes.
And by the way, I'm happy to punch rapists.
No problem.
Yeah, totally.
You better be sure you got the right guy.
No, because everyone's a rapist these days.
I don't want to be just punching a guy based on some rumor that Mattress Girl made.
He's a HuffPost writer.
Oh, okay.
HuffPostwriter.
Good dad.
Yeah, okay.
You know what's ironic about this tweet is it's crazy.
It is.
It is.
Totally.
Okay, this one's fun.
This one, it might be weird, too, because it might actually be sort of true.
Trash like Weinstein only wants to cast actresses he finds effable, white, and his preference isn't black woman like Sofio Ocanito.
So this guy is basically mad that black women weren't getting raped into Hollywood.
And maybe it's true.
Maybe Weinstein had a preference for white girls, so more white girls got roles than black girls.
It's like, you can't win with these people.
It's true.
And it's so strange that like the first thing that they go to, maybe it's not the first thing.
I'm not assuming it's the first thing that like they go to race right away.
They're like, why didn't he, like, why didn't he rape?
Like, the idea that why didn't he rape more black girls comes into their head?
That's just the strangest thing for me.
Well, they did that with Jeffrey Dahmer, too.
When they find out he's a cannibal, they go, why do you only eat black people?
What's mad?
Did they really eat some white people?
How long has this race stuff been going on for?
I feel like it just popped out of nowhere in like 2012.
Everyone suddenly started worrying about racists again.
Like I was so unfazed with like racism.
Like it wasn't a thing.
It's in cycles.
It goes in cycles.
Like Terry Richardson today.
Are we in the final cycle?
Are we in the final cycle?
Is it going to end after this point?
Because I feel like it's reached a point where it's like, we're done.
I don't see how it could get crazier.
I mean, everyone is a Nazi today.
If you look up Nazi in Twitter, the top three are Donald Trump, me, and Count Dankula, who changes...
The suspected white supremacist data.
Really?
Yeah, dude.
I was on the front page along with some senator and Chris Reagan, another YouTuber.
I was like, what's going on here?
I don't understand.
Okay, so you're a white supremacist, right?
In your utopia.
Suspected white supremacist.
In your utopia, there's no Indians.
Do you sort of like set it up, get everyone white, you make sure everything's good and you go, all right, guys, I think my work is done here.
I'm going to get on the boat and head back to India.
Thanks for all your help.
Bye-bye.
That's it.
That's it.
That's just it.
That's his idea, I guess.
The way he would accuse me is that I was tap dancing for white people because I'm saying all the things that white people would like to hear.
The fact that I'm not big on white hatred in the media.
I don't like the fact that people are talking smack about white people.
Every headline, every headline is like, if you're white, how do you get rid of that toxic whiteness?
Like, what?
What is it even?
Like, what is that shit?
Just keep apologizing.
It'll go away.
I like this one.
This is an oldie, but a goodie.
That's why hijab has importance in Islam.
And what's amazing about this terrible analogy is you just called women garbage.
You said, if women are garbage lying on the ground like discarded crap nobody wants, then you should cover them so they don't get ants on them.
What's that person's name?
Muzamil.
You always love reading their names too.
It's always good.
You read their names, you read the tweet, and then the name just becomes so much funnier.
Yeah, I know.
At this point, I don't even know what gets into people's heads to be like, this is going to be a perfect analogy.
I just feel like people just have a limited scope of creativity.
So when they see even the slightest little thing that could get their mind fired up, they just go to Twitter and they just tweet it out.
And next thing you know, they made a problem.
We could do a whole episode on the hijab and the burqa and all these coverings.
You know, in Iran, after 1979, women were on the streets screaming, we're not wearing these stupid things.
And now it's seen as a sign of empowerment.
And at the woman's march, you had a man putting on hijab in solidarity with feminists.
Well, here's the interesting thing.
And it's funny, because I've heard you talk about, I know, I've heard you talk about this before, but like, it's like in the West, I could see it as a form of empowerment because women are fighting for having a hijab.
I mean, listen, at the end of the day, like, a woman wants to wear a hijab, cool, cool.
You know, I dated a Pakistani girl once, and, you know, she had the choice of whether she could be a hijabi or just a girl without a hijab.
And she chose to be with the girl without a hijab.
But she knows girls that have a hijab.
Was she a Piyari Larki?
She was a Piyari Larki, man.
She was.
She was.
She's the only Pakistani girl ever dated, though.
Kind of her suit, are they not?
Sorry?
They tend to be a little furry on the back.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no.
I made sure that this one wasn't furry.
Okay.
When you were going down on her, there was a lot of people.
I feel like I'm walking into a trap every time with you, Gavin.
I'm going to end up on some blogs now because you're going to be like, you just baited me into saying something crazily racist.
Try being me.
I'm in the exact same boat, but I'm in this body.
When I hear these words coming out of my mouth, I go, there you go again, you dummy.
Okay, Nin the Fulf.
And by the way, they'll do this.
The Huffington Post and all these other blogs will say, there's been a backlash or there's been this sentiment or this idea, but they don't say it's from Nin the Fulf.
There'll just be like a link there and you have to click on it to see who it is.
How to find Nazis.
Post F Nazis.
Watch for the don't call people you disagree with Nazis comments.
You found the Nazis.
Wow, that's amazing logic.
You know that guy's probably a furry, huh?
Not that there's a problem with that.
You know what furries are?
Oh, I'm very, I'm 47, dude.
I've heard of everything.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm Nazis.
Sorry.
Okay, I keep swearing.
You're going to bleep this out, right?
You have to, yeah.
Yeah, okay, totally fine.
It ends up being a huge fucking pain in the ass, you stupid c.
But you know, when you get called a Nazi in this day and age, you go, that's terrible.
Oh, my God.
Let me explain my views.
And then you go, who else is a Nazi?
And they go, Trump, everyone who voted for him, most white people.
And you go, oh, okay, maybe I am then.
And that's a direct problem of the mainstream media.
That's what's happened.
It's not the mainstream media per se.
I can't say that CNN really goes that far in on it, but it's the blogs that branch off of it.
These people are the ones that give the stuff to people on social media that really kind of perpetuate this environment.
That's really causing a much greater divide in America than there needs to be.
Because not everyone that voted for Trump is racist.
In fact, I would say a majority aren't.
Well, a tiny fraction is.
But what they do is they end up politicizing these apolitical people that, especially young men, especially young white men, they go, you know what?
I am going to become a Nazi.
I would argue that liberals created Charlottesville.
The liberal media created Charlottesville by constantly hammering these kids.
I came up with a video.
I said Charlottesville was our fault.
Totally our fault.
Yeah, I saw that.
Tomato has something to say.
Yeah, morally, but the food I eat in my life is my choice.
I absolutely hate it when vegans try to shove veganism in each other's throat.
Terrible grammar.
Then a terrible point is followed by that.
Couldn't the same be said for rape?
Raping woman is my choice.
No one should try and tell me I'm bad for being a rapist.
I don't get these people.
What is that?
How is that even like a process?
She just described veganism as a choice, which is totally cool.
I mean, I think that the future is going to be entirely vegan.
My wife's vegan.
Well, dude, the future is going to be vegan.
Are you a vegan?
No, I'm not.
But I'm telling you, the future is going to be, everything's going to be lab grown.
Everything.
It's just the future.
It just makes sense.
It just makes sense.
It's probably cheaper as the technology gets better.
You know, the problem with the internet and YouTube and everything is we assumed everyone deserves a voice.
And then you go on Facebook and you see all these women that just put up post after post of just like a rose and don't take life for granted.
And you realize you don't deserve a voice.
You have nothing to say.
I feel like everyone deserves a voice, but it's just the people that obviously have the thing that's worth saying.
I'll obviously rise to the top and the rest will just be the peasants at the bottom.
Well, it's like voting.
Every woman should have the right to vote, but they should not vote.
Oh, my God, Captain.
All right, this is one of my favorite.
My liberal white male rage.
What should I do about it?
And this is a guy.
He teaches at an all-girls school.
I can't find him anywhere, so it's obviously an alias.
But he's written this bizarre article.
I'm a teacher in an all-girls school.
We're always cautious about predators.
Young white man with short, light hair.
That's their fantasy, by the way.
That's why that UVC hoax was so plentiful, because Sabrina Elderly heard that the rapists were these sort of blonde frat boys, and she went, I'm in, let's go.
They love the white, blonde frat boy.
One of our administrators, Minnie, steps out to ask him what's going on.
Minnie's in her mid-50s, a black woman with straight hair and teal glasses.
The man looks at her without a word, punches her across the face.
I don't know what that is.
I'm staring from just inside.
I sprint out before he even sees me.
I choke slam him against the wall, crushing his throat with my hand.
I shove him against the wall and start punching left, right.
I throw him down and hammer my knees onto his shoulders, pinning him to the ground.
His arms are splayed and he stares at me silently.
He hasn't said a word the whole time.
In fury, I grab the front of his hair and slam the back of his head into the concrete.
Blah, blah, blah.
This goes on and on.
This is a liberal fantasy about basically murdering some Nazi who came on his campus and started beating up his black female small co-workers.
Dude, you're a mental patient.
Is he describing the story as a real story or is it like a fake story?
It's a fantasy.
It's a fantasy.
so?
The title is My Liberal White Male Rage, and then he describes the fantasy he has as he sits there in his class.
By the way, you should be teaching or doing work.
I don't know who's why he's stroking your beard, but he's sitting there in class looking out the window fantasizing about beating up this tough guy.
Which is what eight-year-olds do.
That's why we invented Spider-Man.
So you can have a fantasy about going, psu, psu, and beating up the bad guy.
But is he saying that that's his white male aggression?
Is that what it is?
Yes.
That's his white male aggression.
So he's channeling his white male aggression to the good guy role, the savior of the colored people as a white person.
Correct.
He's being a good massive.
And even that is a problem because it's white male rage against Nazis and it's still white male rage.
Okay.
Can you handle this?
For me, I've always kind of like, for me, this whole process of like these people kind of like feeling guilty about their whiteness, it's annoying a little.
It's like, you don't need to protect me.
You don't need to save me.
And there's some people that obviously do need a little bit of help or like the nudge in the right direction, but it's so clear when there's some people that don't.
But for some reason, they are projecting it as if every minority is suddenly at risk of being attacked by a Nazi, and that's not the truth.
It's a uniquely white thing to constantly be questioning yourself and saying, I've never heard an Indian or a Japanese person or a Mexican talk about how horrible they are and all the terrible things they've done.
It just...
And when...
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And when Puerto Ricans get to meet, have a white girlfriend or something in New York, they go, wow, all you guys talk about is how much you suck.
That's foreign to us.
It's bizarre.
Yeah, I think it's because minorities have had such a voice in the media, and there's some obviously that are still feeling like things aren't as fair as they could be.
So they're very loud.
And the people who are a little bit more sensitive to, you know, understanding like history and colonialism, they kind of take this and they're like, well, we screwed up.
But the reality is that whenever I talk about colonialism with my dad or with people like Sargon of Akkad or something like that, at VidCon, I was having a conversation with him.
And it comes down to, I was like, listen, colonialism was kind of shit.
There was some things that happened that are bad.
But at the end of the day, I'm in Canada because of colonialism.
Like I'm here.
I'm here because that happened.
So I'm kind of, I'm like, it's shit that the bad things happen, but it's cool that the good things happened and I'm here.
And that's just the way it is.
So let's look at history.
Let's see what they did wrong and then not do that again.
But let's see what they did right and how they did it right.
And then let's do that again.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what I'm talking about.
It's really just what history is.
History is colonization.
History is conquering.
There's probably three countries that were just a handshake deal.
It doesn't happen.
Sorry.
No, of course not.
You're taking people out of their homes or you're completely changing their way of their life or bringing your culture in.
It's not an easy process.
And yeah, I'm not saying like, oh, it's the best.
Colonialism was still good, but I'm going to say that it was.
Yeah, for you.
No, dude, I was scoffing with English trampling us for 700 years.
That is true.
That is true.
We didn't like them.
Okay, last thing.
Check out this video that it's not really related to this article, but it's the picture for the article.
All right, look at this.
Fiona Hemsley writes about toxic masculinity, violent masculinity, in her book, Girls Gone Old.
What is with these sites where you just put a random video as the visual for your article that's unrelated?
And why are you so worried about toxic, violent masculinity when you have radical Islam going, hi, I'm all the bad things that you're looking for.
I'm right here.
So this is almost an advertisement for a book in an article that's related to toxic masculinity, but it has nothing to do with the article.
So I almost feel, just from my whole marketers perspective, that this person cut a deal with Salon and probably has some kind of thing going on.
Oh, yeah, some PR thing.
That makes sense.
It's an advertorial.
Well, what it really is, too, is a couple spinsters, a couple cat moms talking about how bad men are for not finding them attractive anymore.
That's really what it comes down to, as far as I'm concerned.
Okay, we get it.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Charlottesville again.
They will not shut up about it.
Charlottesville rally was that.
These guys were young.
Turn your volume up again.
They were young and they were violent and they were angry.
Do you see a connection between some of these school shooters and the guys we saw?
Oh, absolutely.
I think the single greatest threat, and I'll just say to humanity at the moment is male fragility and men just not being able to process their feelings of insecurity, their feelings of anger.
I mean, when men get mad, they lash out.
There's not a lot of intellectual stop and think it through.
It's so, what's sadder than watching a woman's eggs dry up?
I mean, that woman, Amanda Marcott, on the left, won't shut up about Nazis, and she's really mad at men.
Coincidentally, she lives with her cats and is a cat mom, and men aren't interested in her.
I guess that's a coincidence.
You know, it's funny.
You really go in on these people, and I have a hard time just going in on anyone unless I really think that they're completely insane, like Tariq Nasheed.
Now, I just feel like, I feel like these women are also a byproduct of this culture that we've built up that, you know, just surrounds hating men.
Like, the more we kind of hate on men and hate on white men, it ends up being this, this, like, this vicious, like you said, vicious cycle.
It's just happening now.
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