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Okay. So I'm going to turn our microphone down just a wee bit.
All right.
Okay. Yeah.
So let's get right into it.
So right out of the gate, we're not going to be going through blackout this week.
I know some listeners are probably grateful for that, but the reason...
The reason is slightly practical.
Basically, I lost a lot of production time this past week.
My laptop has never had a great relationship with its power port, and sometime between us ending episode 12 and me attempting to plug it in after uploading it to the main podcast host, Podbean, the power port gave up.
So I had to come up with a new solution quickly.
So I got a very good tablet, a Bluetooth keyboard, and spent much of the night and into the next day getting it all set up.
I'm unable to use the tools I relied on for now, but it'll have to do.
The tablet was basically free, and I have a lot of the other components on hand.
The only tricky bit was finding similar software, but I managed.
But all of that costs time, so no blackout this week.
The good news is that we have a very good PC repair place here, a microcenter location, which, for those of you who haven't ever been in one, is an amazing store.
It's basically what Radio Shack should have evolved into.
But all of that aside, let's jump into what the major focus of this episode is for now, which is Candace's reaction all of last week to the Trump assassination attempt.
She skipped numbering her own episodes for a couple of days, so we kind of have to follow suit in the breakdown and retelling of all this shit.
Anyway, we start with, Trump survives assassination attempt.
I didn't say that word right and I don't care.
Audio Veritas.
Wait.
I kind of like, I kind of mushed it up.
Oh, yeah.
It was a Shashination.
A Shashination.
I didn't even catch that you'd done that.
Can you imagine if that was a Shashin's Creed?
A Shashin's Creed.
Urgence.
Urgence.
A Shashin's Creed Odyssey.
No, see, that sounds Scottish.
That sounds Scottish.
It does.
So.
Candace starts the show with this.
I mean, talk about just blowing up the Saturday.
Insane. I can't believe this is happening.
So much to say.
Obviously, we are still learning information.
You know why you're in this chat.
You understand why you're watching live.
We just understand that Trump has survived an assassination attempt.
Terrifying for so many reasons.
Most of all, terrifying because so many of us feared this.
We feared this was going to happen, and we were poo-pooed.
You're conspiracy theorists.
What are you talking about?
I kid you not.
I kid you not.
When I say that I just did an interview...
I think it was Russell Brand.
And I was asked, who do you want to be the VP for Donald Trump?
And I said, I want him to pick somebody that is so America first that they won't bother assassinating him.
And I said, no, that sounds like a conspiracy theory, but I believe that the deep state is this desperate to get rid of him.
And I'm fearful that if he picks someone like a Nikki Haley, they'll just kill him.
That's what I actually said.
I actually said this during an interview.
I think it was Russell Brand.
It may have been someone else.
I've been doing so many interviews lately.
But this is what we feared.
And again, we were called conspiracy theorists.
Now, people have been saying this for years, and they say it often about every damn person in politics, that they'll be killed, impeached, whatever.
They say it when they're running, when they leave office, and so on.
It's not an original thought that it would happen, especially given Trump's many crimes and the general displeasure that people have for him.
Fascists aren't generally well-liked by everyone.
Naturally, though, Candace fucking loves this man, and she says...
...living within this illusion that everything is totally normal in America and really Trump guy bad, orange man bad, everybody else is just crazy and becoming a conspiracy theorist.
No, we are not crazy.
We are not becoming a conspiracy theorist.
We are recognizing reality, and the reality is they want him gone.
They want him gone.
They want Donald Trump gone, you guys.
First and foremost, I just want to show you some of these pictures.
Obviously, a lot of this is going to be not as perfect as our show normally is put together because we're pulling this stuff in as quickly as we can.
First off, this photo just won the election.
All jokes aside, I saw this and I can't even describe how I felt looking at this.
Look at this man right here, bloodied, just having had his ear grazed.
By the way, in case you're missing the details, at a Pennsylvania rally.
Okay, he's at a rally.
Shots start ringing out.
Trump, you can see, and we're going to show you this video right now.
My editor just joined us.
Trump didn't really know what was going on.
We're going to have that video for you shortly.
And then he goes, you know, stop, stop, stop.
After he gets shot, grazed in the ear, and he just puts his fist up like that with the American, look at this photo.
Tell me, take my money, Trump.
Take all my votes, Trump.
Take whatever, take my house, Trump.
Okay, because I'm voting for that man right there.
Unbelievable.
And in a moment where he didn't know, because you can't even imagine, right?
You imagine yourself getting shot.
You imagine the adrenaline of recognizing, and you've got blood coming out of your ear.
And this man comes to his senses and realizes that he's got to be the bravest person in the room.
And he just pumps his fist.
He just pumps his fist.
And somebody, whoever captured that photo, my goodness, take every photography award seriously.
I'm not even saying this not to make this a severe conversation or a severe topic.
Obviously, it is.
But this is tremendous.
I think this so.
embodies the Donald J. Trump that we know and that we love, a person that will fight for America when America is under attack.
Now we're talking about an individual that is fighting for America.
That image says so much.
When they say a picture is worth a thousand words.
Yeah.
Okay, so, um...
Go ahead.
Alright, so at my job, right, I've got a couple ethnic co-workers.
Right.
We always joke around about shit.
Yeah.
Well, one of the guys saw the newspaper and walked it over to where I was working and he goes, hey, look at this.
It's white power Trump.
Oh, God.
Because he was sitting there and he's like, doesn't he know?
White people can't put their fists up like that.
Yeah, right.
And I was sitting there and I was like, I have looked at that newspaper.
About a hundred times today from people buying it.
I did not for a single second even think about that.
Right?
Oh my god.
Yeah, true, I didn't even think about it until just now.
Thank you.
Well, going into Candace's crap, the shooter was down, and they probably told him right away.
Surrounded by agents and looking at a stunned crowd, I'm sure he felt safe enough to give the people a show, because that's what he fucking does.
I wasn't surprised he did it, but what I found more surprising was how that wasn't the photo that made the rounds on even conservative media.
The one that made the rounds was the one with his sourpuss face, blood, and agents all around him.
Candace goes on to claim, That is what they are talking about.
And when we have that video, Chris, you let me know.
We're going to run it so you can actually hear him say this.
And he just goes, wait, wait, wait, wait.
In all the craziness, I'm going to be the strong one for this country.
And he puts his fist up, and I think that that is absolutely incredible.
So ladies and gentlemen, first...
Yeah, Trump didn't say all that shit.
What he said from a transcript was, let me get my shoes on.
And then when the agent said it was clear the shooter was down and he could be moved, he said, wait, wait, wait, and put his fist in the air.
The microphone was cut, but he said or mouthed the words, fight, fight, fight.
He did not say that he had to be the strong one or whatever.
No.
Not by a long shot.
Now, next, I don't know if you know this, everyone, but apparently no one else in the same situation would thank everyone.
He has already released a statement.
Brick, did you have that statement?
Do you want to pull that up for me?
I want to make sure I can read that.
Let me just open this really quickly because we're getting this minute to minute.
Donald Trump has already released a statement and the first thing that he did in it, which is the most Trump thing to possibly do, is he thanked the police officers and security and the first responders, which is unbelievably Trumpian, I guess is the best thing to say.
He's not even thinking about himself.
The first person that he thanks is the people that kept him alive.
And he recognizes that those are the brave people that are around him, the Secret Service agents that are around him and the first responders.
And hopefully...
So yeah, that's the general tone of this hero worship.
Now, the fun of this having happened several days ago, and Candace trying to maintain her composure in the face of being reminded that her own dear leader is, in fact, human, is that I think most of us know how all of this played out.
But we're here today to take a journey and to see how unhinged people can be in this kind of a situation.
Part of me has wondered, of course, what would have happened on their shows if Biden had been maimed instead.
Considering that Trump has been calling for and saying that violence is okay for years, I don't think it would have been good.
Anyway, here's a fun clip of Candace doing her own brainstorming.
We'll follow.
So right away we know that he's okay, which should make everybody feel grateful.
Obviously God was with him because this could have been a terrifying situation.
And now you just think, where do you go from here?
Where do we actually go from here as a country?
Well, what's likely going to happen is what always happens when something crazy goes out in this country.
They're going to find the individual that did this, and then probably the left, after saying, you know, we're glad Trump is okay, see if you can pull some messages, like what's AOC saying on Twitter?
What's Hillary Clinton saying on Twitter?
First off, where is Hillary Clinton?
Come on, okay?
We just need to make sure we know where Hillary Clinton is.
But they're going to do their usual bit and then talk about gun control and someone's going to make an off-color joke about it.
And we're going to be understandably upset, as we should be.
But we should expect this from the left.
We should expect very little compassion and just an opportunity for them to, well, maybe, of course, we're glad he's okay, but maybe if they would give us all their guns, then this situation wouldn't have happened.
She goes on, of course, to summarize.
Probably what I think is the bigger question that we're all asking ourselves is who did this?
Okay?
Who did this?
And I don't know that we're ever going to get a clear answer on this.
And what I'm tired of is not getting a full picture of what's happened in any of these events, right?
So they're going to say somebody was crazy, somebody did this, this person did this, and then it's just going to be pushed away.
But there is something here that feels more sinister to me.
Right?
And I hate to be the person that gets conspiratorial here, but considering that it was the conspiracy theorists that were worried that something like this might happen, who's driving this at this event?
Like, who is this individual?
What are we going to learn about this individual?
Who do you guys think is going to be behind this assassination attempt of Trump?
I'm looking at you guys.
I'm going to jump into the chat right here.
This person says, Candace.
Do you think the CIA is involved?
Well, what I will say is if the CIA is involved, we're not going to find out because every time they are involved, they basically virtually sweep us up under the rug.
I mean, like I said.
Never mind that if Candace actually studied the history she claims to study, she would know that while not all of the CIA activity is probably ever going to be known, much of what we do know of our operations have been laughably bad.
They're not great at pulling off assassinations and very loose-lipped when they fail.
Yeah, yeah.
Also...
Okay, this was something in the earlier bit.
She keeps talking about deep state wants to kill them.
For the amount of political people or people that have come out to try and speak against people in politics that have just...
He fell ill, so he missed the court date, so he couldn't show up for it.
And then they find them dead in a ditch a few days later.
I think if the quote-unquote deep state that she's so worried about wanted to do away with him, they would just make him disappear like they managed to do with everyone else.
I mean, yeah, but like, you know, it's always the CIA is this fucking boogeyman that...
It doesn't deserve to be.
A little off topic, but Ghost Recon, which is a game series, where you play a CIA agent, you find another dead CIA agent in one of the games, and you go, this is how they know we're here.
You guys didn't tell us this guy was here.
We didn't think it would be valuable information.
You didn't think it would be valuable to tell us that they already knew we were coming?
Thank you.
I mean, the CIA has a history, a long history of fuck-ups.
Like so many that it's practically tradition.
Like, it's just, you know, so yeah.
So I have no friends in the government, but history bears out that assassination plots are usually best left to games and other works of fiction.
Bingo.
It's not that people are hard to kill.
But people in power are generally very hard to kill because it's not easy to get close.
An assassin that manages it basically knows that they aren't going to be alive the next day, and even so, it isn't ever foolproof.
Then we get this.
For those of you who have read that book, Chaos, I am demanding everybody read, because it goes into the 60s, and it goes into the MKUltra program, and it tells you about the COINTELPRO program.
And it also tells you that that movie that we all watched and thought that it was just a movie, the Denzel Washington Manchurian candidate, no, that was real.
Okay?
This actually happened.
The CIA was establishing Manchurian candidates, people that were essentially driven crazy, given trigger words so that they would go and shoot somebody and kill somebody.
But in reality, these people were being trained assassins, not even knowing they were being trained assassins since, because of psychological programs that the CIA was running.
Yeah, I think Chaos is the only book she has read in a long time.
It's almost embarrassing.
I mean, the problem with the material is that, yes, the CIA, through various means, tried to do MKUltra and other projects.
But they also documented the fucking failures.
And as for the Manchurian candidate, it's an alright movie, but the one she mentions was a remake.
The original starred Frank Sinatra.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You know what's fucked up about that?
You know who played his mother in that movie?
Who?
Angela Lansbury.
Not ringing any bells.
Okay, Murder, She Wrote, Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Okay, okay, yeah.
She was also Mrs. Potten and had that song in Beauty and the Beast.
Okay.
The one literally about beauty and the beast?
Yeah, yeah.
In the ballroom and shit?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's all Angela Lansbury.
Okay.
Now, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, for those of you who haven't seen it, if you have Disney Plus or, you know, you're very good at torrenting shit, I recommend it.
It is a movie that takes place during World War II in Britain.
It's got Disney's combined live action and animation shit in it.
Angela Lansbury is a witch that fights Nazis.
And they have a magical bed.
It's fucking wild.
It's a trip.
Don't watch it on LST.
Just don't.
There's so much early Disney shit you shouldn't watch on drugs.
Don't watch that movie on drugs.
Unless you know going in you're about to see some fucked up shit and then you take a hit of whatever your deal is.
But, yeah.
Try it sober.
It's still fucky and funny and great.
Try it sober.
That's all I'm going to say about that.
Just starting with the warning of don't do it on LSD.
Don't do Fantasia on LSD unless you're prepared mentally.
It's that level of crazy awesome.
Angela Lansbury, though, this is why this is important.
She was hired to play his mother in that movie.
She was three years older than him.
In real life, she was three years older than him.
That's how shitty Hollywood used to be.
God.
Yeah, they couldn't get an actual older woman.
They didn't want an actual older woman.
They wanted someone who was youthful.
So they hired Angela fucking Lansbury to play Frank Sinatra's mother.
That's...
That's dirty, isn't it?
That's fucking dirty.
Yeah, just one of those little things that runs around in my head.
So what kills me is that she keeps mentioning almost every movie except one I would have assumed.
Given her mindset and affiliations, she would have been all over, which is literally titled Conspiracy Theory.
Yeah.
I mean, shit.
It stars one of her favorite people, Mel Gibson.
Yeah, and honestly, it's a pretty good movie.
I like it anyway.
And it has Sir Patrick Stewart playing the CIA doctor bad guy with a hideous nose prosthetic.
It also stars Julia Roberts and a bunch of other great actors.
It was widely regarded, and I find it hard to believe that she hasn't seen it by now.
He was literally made to be an MKUltra dude.
Yeah. How has she not seen conspiracy theory?
And I can feel that she hasn't seen conspiracy theory because she never fucking talks about it.
Otherwise, she would have by now with all of her mention of MKUltra and...
Yeah.
Yeah.
How is she not familiar with the works of Mel Goddamned Gibson?
Yeah.
Yeah.
God.
The other one I was thinking of, but it's been a while, so don't come at me Jason Bourne fans, but I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned the Bourne series at all.
Yeah.
Because if my memory is serving me, which it probably isn't, isn't he...
Isn't he an assassin that doesn't know that he's an assassin until one day he just kind of like...
No.
He snaps into it?
No, no.
He was an assassin that botched a job.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he botched a job.
And part of him botching the job was he got tossed overboard of a ship that he was on.
Or he jumped into the water.
One of the two, anyway.
Had bullet wounds.
Winds up in the ocean.
Gets picked up by a fishing trawler.
Is nursed back to health by the onboard doctor.
Okay.
And then he can't remember all of these things.
Like, his memory slowly comes back.
Okay.
By the end of the movie, he knows who he is.
Okay.
Yeah, and that's based on a thick-ass book series by writer Robert Ludlum.
Yeah.
They've gone on over the years.
Of course, they had the one that starred Hawkeye.
Yeah, it was Bourne movie four, I think.
Okay, I think I just watched the first Bourne.
Yeah, it starred Hawkeye, and I think Hawkeye winds up killing Poe Dameron at the start of the movie, if that's what I'm thinking of.
I could be fucking up.
It's been a long time.
Don't come at me, film nerds.
Because honestly, I watched those movies once or twice, and then I moved on with my life because...
Unless it's Star Wars, I'm not watching the same thing again and again and again and again.
I don't have that kind of time, nor that kind of energy.
I think Watchmen is the only thing that I watched through once, and I was like, alright, everyone in this house needs to see this shit.
Okay.
Batman v Superman and Man of Steel.
Yeah.
Those you've watched.
I'll watch those on loop until I'm dead.
Same with Guardians of the Galaxy.
Yeah, oh my god.
But back to script.
Yeah.
So, moving on.
So while everyone else is going to be all buttoned up, and if you're watching Fox News and CNN, we're waiting for official information.
Who's giving you that official information?
Is it the same people that are trying to kill him?
Is it the same people that have been using increasing rhetoric that might inspire other people to want to kill him?
Because I'd rather not wait for the official information.
Okay?
I would like to understand what's actually happening.
So yes, to answer your question, I have concerns.
I have concerns which I think are completely understandable and justifiable when we are leading up to an election and all of America is fearful.
Fearful that something might happen to Trump because they hate him in a way that I have never seen.
Ever seen.
Hatred towards this one individual like never before.
And we know what the reason is.
Because Trump is not in their club.
Okay?
Let's just face it.
Democracy is an illusion.
They've been picking presidents for who knows how long, and Trump came along and didn't think twice about it.
They thought there's no way this man's going to win.
The full media was against him, and somehow he got through.
He beat Hillary Clinton.
It shocked them.
The establishment did not win the 2016 election.
So what did they do?
Well, in 2020, they rigged the game.
I mean, this is something Don Lemon asked me the other day.
Do you think the 2020 election was rigged, Candace?
Do you think the 2020?
Yes!
Yes!
Check!
What do you feel about people calling you a conspiracy theorist?
I don't care if you're calling me a conspiracy theorist.
I literally don't care because I know the origins of that term when it entered the...
Yeah, so I find it hard to believe that Candace really believes that all of America wants Trump back in office or that she thinks the media has been making people hate him.
His own words and phrases have done that, devoid of help from the establishment media or alternative media figures.
He's been his own worst enemy, which is kind of the most human thing about the man.
Yeah. Also, she said that, you know, she's never seen such hatred towards a person like that before.
Yeah. I thought, you know, being a history buff, she might know about the...
The little mustache man that she's so defensive over.
I figured...
Wait, which little mustache man?
Charlie Chaplin?
No, no.
He's a great comedian.
Leave him out of this.
Talk about Hitler.
Jesus.
You know what's terrible?
Hitler was a Chaplin fan.
Yeah.
And he copied his mustache.
Ruined the mustache.
Ruined it.
No one can do that.
No.
No one.
No.
Yeah.
So her statement that democracy is an illusion is telling.
Now, for those unaware, the alt-right and elements of the hard left have been saying this for years.
It isn't new.
But following this line of thought is how you wind up saying something like, if democracy is an illusion, then maybe we need a strong man to make it right again.
Maybe an elected king.
Something we've never really had.
Could fix it all.
Which is, of course, the most fash thing that could happen.
People like Candace would seem to be down with it.
She goes on at the end there, and she says it a lot, but the origin of the term conspiracy theorist started in 1962 with the killing of JFK.
It did not.
I don't care who tells you otherwise, it did not start with the killing of JFK.
It actually was coined in January 11, 1863, in an issue of the New York Times by an American author, Charles Astor Briston.
He used the term to describe the claims that the British aristocracy were using the American Civil War to weaken the USA for their own financial gain.
It got more use over the years, of course, showing up after major or large events.
It is an absolute myth.
And provably false that the CIA invented the term.
Anyway, next we get...
The American lexicon.
It was created by the CIA to distract us from understanding that they are in control of a lot of things that are happening in our country.
Then he says to me, okay, do you think that our government had something to do with JFK's shooting?
Yes, that's pretty obvious.
Because if you're...
We're going to make you believe that our government would lock down the files and there wouldn't be a manhunt and all the information given to the American public in the same way that they did for grandmas that were walking the Capitol.
They locked down the files.
We don't want any of your help trying to figure out who shot JFK, a Catholic president.
But yeah, the grandmas walking into the Capitol on January 6th, we want all the files putting up things I've never seen in D.C., people's pictures.
Can you help us find this person?
This person is a suspect.
For walking in the Capitol building like they were walking through a museum.
Seriously.
That actually happened.
But no, MJFK South, they just wanted to button it down.
Warren Commission report.
That's it.
Everybody move on with your life.
Sitting President shot.
Don't worry about it.
And what did they do a couple years ago?
They declassified and said, oh, we think Russia did it.
Oh, you think Russia did it?
Oh, okay.
So, Russia shot a sitting president.
We didn't go to war?
We didn't go to war?
We didn't go to war at that time.
He locked down the files for decades.
Yeah, you can miss me with this BS.
I am so tired of it.
I am so tired of people lying.
I am so tired of people being fearful.
I am so tired of us not having an honest conversation about How corrupt this country is.
We shouldn't even be talking about how corrupt the country is.
We're talking about how long this country has been corrupt.
You guys, just let me know if we have any more videos that we can show because there's a second video I'd like you to pull, Chris, of actually when the shots were being fired and you can see his ear get grazed.
You have it?
Alright, great.
All right, it's coming in shortly, guys.
We're going to show you that video.
You have to see this.
And let's go back and just show the video that you just showed again because we have so many people jumping on right now.
We're over 20K live watching.
And for those who have just joined, we're going to again watch that video of what Trump did immediately after having been shot.
Grace, bye-bye.
Oh, yeah.
She plays the clip again and again and again.
We won't go through it anymore during the rest of this episode because we all know it happened.
And if anyone wants to dance on an endless loop of that event, I'm sure they can find it online.
Oh, I'm sure it's already gotten Daft Punk Around the World sort of cover to it.
I'm sure somebody has put together that loop in a 10-hour block on YouTube.
I haven't even looked at that, and I'm pretty sure someone has done it.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm going to incognito tab.
I'm curious now.
You put the idea in my head.
I'm curious.
I'm sure someone has done a 10-hour block of that.
Because the last time that I checked, you could do a 10-hour block of anything on YouTube.
Pretty much, yeah.
Someone took advantage of that early, early on.
And I know they actually made a 10-hour block.
There's this gif, or gif, I don't care how you say it, of Liam Neeson.
You know, he was in, like, this movie with these wolves or whatever.
Yeah.
And there's a gif of him, like, of them zooming in to his eyes.
Mm-hmm.
And someone made a ten-hour loop of that.
And then someone at crack watched it for ten hours.
Jesus.
To write, you know, a comedy piece about it.
Because that's the world we live in.
So, as for the JFK killing...
I spent much of my young life hearing about how it was a cover up, how Lee Harvey Oswald couldn't have done it alone, and so on.
People have studied this thing for a stupidly long time.
I, for one, actually believe that the facts are as they have been presented.
Oswald was both a gifted and lucky shot.
I don't like that he killed a president, period, but he did it.
He was then killed by a man named Jack Ruby.
His legal name was Jacob Rubenstein, but he went by Jack Ruby.
Jack Ruby died in prison of cancer within a short amount of time, as he was arrested immediately upon shooting Oswald up close.
I understand why people jump into conspiracy thought, but honestly, sometimes events just solve themselves.
That all said, I'm going to skip past any more mentioned by JFK by Candace.
But for the sake of the audience and my own sanity, Candace brings it up a lot.
I think almost as much as she brings up that fucking book, Chaos, by Tom O 'Neill.
I just included the last clip so the audience can understand all that shit she said.
It is said often and in the same tone much of this week.
Now, what's up?
Okay, so I didn't find a ten-hour loop of the incident, but I did find this.
Which is...
Trump with small face.
Yeah.
Just a ten hour loop of his facial expressions.
YouTube might be blocking that.
You know, they probably are.
Yeah, that wouldn't shock me.
They might be blocking that.
They might have their bots scraping anything that talks about it.
For now.
Yeah, anything non-news related for now.
For now, yeah.
I'll give it about two months and they'll probably stop caring.
Yeah.
Well then we get...
Sister, who is here, is telling me that they're saying that they believe that the shooter may be shot.
So here is just some up-to-date, some up-to-date minute.
It says, the Butler County District Attorney has said the shooter is dead.
Former President Donald Trump was grazed by gunfire during Saturday's rally in Pennsylvania.
The Butler County District Attorney, Richard Goldinger, was told Washington Post reporter...
That the person who fired the shots is dead.
That is according to Goldinger.
And again, that is the Butler County District Attorney.
Okay, so likely story.
We're going to find out nothing.
That's what that means.
So if that is, in fact, the truth, if that the shooter is dead, this is kind of like the whole JFK thing, you know?
Oh, this guy definitely did it.
He definitely did it.
But then there was a person that shot the guy who shot the guy, and then we hear nothing else.
All we then get is Operation Mockingbird, right?
And a bunch of journalists telling us that if you have any other questions, you're a crazy person.
So this is how sudden the show was.
She was getting live updates, in this case from a sister of hers, and she goes off on how nothing will be learned and calls up another old story, Operation Mockingbird.
For those unaware, Mockingbird was a CIA program that tried to influence news media with planted stories, bribes, and the like.
It started early in the Cold War and has been a boogeyman of conspiracy theorists anytime they get something going on that they don't want to research.
Candace uses the term mockingbird or mockingbird media often.
It basically has no value outside of conspiracy theorism.
Moving on, Candace gets some surprising news.
One person.
Okay, we are, one person is releasing a name.
Could you just throw me what that is?
Throw me what that name is?
I don't want to obviously put it out there.
I'm going to take a look at this, guys, just to see what we've got going on here.
Okay, so Tommy Robinson is releasing a person's name, so he's someone that is well-known.
I am going to say what Tommy wrote about this person rather than saying the person's name.
The reports are that this person is blank, a well-known Antifa extremist.
He reportedly uploaded a video on YouTube before the attack titled Justice Was Coming.
Okay, so I am a person that fully believes that Antifa is being run by our government.
It's been obvious to me from day one that Antifa is being run by our government because our government has never been able to trace down Antifa.
It is very obvious to me that Antifa has been run like any other communist cell that you have seen all across human history.
And the fact that our state refuses to prosecute Antifa while they insist on prosecuting actual patriots, right?
Now, a lot of people know the name Tommy Robinson on this side of politics.
He is a shit-stirrer and is often wrong.
I hadn't heard his name in a couple of years, and I honestly forgot about him until she said his name, and of course a day or so had passed since the event, and I had to laugh.
I had to laugh a lot.
Tommy Robinson is one of the least credible people in media, in the UK even, which isn't known for great journalism these days.
But he is so bad at his work, if it can be called that, that it landed him in prison for a time.
Because he refused...
To stop harassing people after being ordered to.
He made several videos begging President Trump to speak to the UK on his behalf, but it didn't go anywhere.
That's where I recognize the name from.
I remember the whole Free Tommy Robinson, wasn't it?
Was that the whole movement?
Yeah, that was the whole movement.
See, I was hoping that she was going to get one of those fake names that sounds close enough to being a name.
You know, like, who dis?
Yeah. Johnny, who dis?
Yeah. you know
From what I know, Trump didn't intercede on his behalf publicly.
Anyway, true to form, Tommy Robinson was way off.
Candace was closer.
As we know now, the young man that shot at Trump was a registered Republican for the last two years.
Also, to this point, he was not in any Antifa group, and none have claimed him.
About Antifa, I know Candace despises the structure of it, because there basically isn't one.
A lot of Antifa people I've heard speak on the rare occasions that they say anything usually aren't big on having leaders.
They tend to overlap with the punk music scene quite a bit.
They also tend to keep their groups small and have to be vetted thoroughly among each other because they see the fashion things that even I would miss.
They're paranoid about outsiders and trust only themselves.
It would take a government stooge a lot of time and effort to infiltrate an Antifa group, and they probably wouldn't find much on getting in.
Most of these people aren't dumb enough to leave a paper trail behind themselves, and the things they're involved in often aren't really criminal.
They don't plot to blow shit up.
At most, they might be accused of property crimes like graffiti or other misdemeanors, but even that is unlikely because they don't exist to draw attention.
They only tend to be drawn out to things where they can protect people or bash-bash.
Even so, they tend to be careful.
That kind of care and patience and support of related causes like food-not-bombs and guerrilla gardening and squatting in buildings, which has overlap in other punk movements, really pisses off the fash.
And of course they have to make up things.
Candace and her ilk like to claim that Antifa was at the J6 riot, for example, but have never proven it.
She just screams that Antifa is an arm of the government because she can't admit that they're usually smarter than the people that would
Yeah.
There were, I know after January 6th it happened, there were Antifa people that spoke on some of the podcasts that I listened to, and they had talked about how they had...
They had thought about going to the J6. Not to go into the fucking capital, but as an effort to, you know, "Fash Bash" because there was the Black Block that wanted to go out there.
Okay. Black Block being, of course, for any listeners that don't know, Black Block is a term that they use for people that are clad head to toe in black.
Okay. Or, and you know, they usually have their own body armor they've fashioned.
They go out to fuck up fascists.
They just treat it like mosh pit?
No, they go out coordinated to fuck up fascists.
I think I saw a video, actually, now that I think about it, a few years back, of a group of them showed up to a...
It was some sort of flag burning that was going on, and they showed up and just started beating the shit out of people.
No, no.
They wouldn't stop a flag burning.
Antifa's not going to stop a flag burning.
What they would have stopped, though, is there was in Portland, Oregon, there's a group called Patriot Prayer.
Now, this is one of the reasons I'm glad we didn't stay in Vancouver when we visited.
Yeah.
Vancouver, Washington, for those of y 'all who don't know, there's basically a river that separates Vancouver, Washington from Portland, Oregon.
That's the Columbia River.
We lived, well, lived, we stayed with relatives there back in 2005 when he was just a baby.
And, yeah, I mean, Portland was cool.
I loved the weather.
I really did.
Not everybody else was on board, so we went back to Florida.
Yeah, no, Portland, like, I got nothing against it, honestly.
But had we stayed there, we probably would have dealt with, even on the Vancouver side, the riots that happened.
The BLM riots there were especially handled pretty badly.
Yeah.
There's no end of videos, I think, on It Could Happen Here, where they were at the Portland riots.
Robert Evans got his hand broken by a fascist who swung a fucking nightstick or something at his hand when he was holding a camera.
I don't remember the fate of the camera.
I don't remember if it got broken or if just his hand got broken because he was trying to not let that happen.
But anyway, I know it happened.
Yeah, it was a real bad scene.
The Portland PD was so bad about handling the rioters.
They shot so much tear gas at these people, even as they were clearly exiting wherever they were.
And calling it a riot is something else.
It was really protests that turned into riots because the fascist police were shooting tear gas at these people, which is a war crime.
Yeah, it's chemical war crime.
Well, they were shooting tear gas at these people, and they weren't caring where it was going.
Yeah.
Even as people would escape into neighborhoods, they would follow them and shoot tear gas at them so much that people who were in their houses, in their neighborhoods, couldn't keep it from getting in their homes.
It hit their babies.
Yeah.
Their kids.
They said the only thing they could really do was put down wet towels around their doors and windows and hope that that kept most of it out.
Yeah.
It was kind of fucked up.
You know, and then that, of course, just, like, makes people that much angrier, and it just swells the ranks of the Antifa.
Yeah.
Because people were like, yeah, fuck this noise, I want to do something.
Yeah.
You know, like, yeah, it was a super bad scene, but I'm glad we didn't stick around for that.
Yeah.
Because on the Vancouver side, where we were staying, I found out the people who were causing most of the shitty problems were this group called Patriot Prayer.
Okay.
Their guys stay in Vancouver and go into Portland to cause problems.
Jesus.
So, I'm glad we didn't stay.
Yeah.
As much as I liked it there, I'm glad we didn't stay.
So, then we get this from Candace.
As we saw during the prosecutions of the very many people who simply went to go hear Trump speak on January 6th.
Not even that, the intimidation tactics on January 6th.
We saw, I had friends.
Who are from Sanford, Connecticut, who didn't even go into the Capitol building and had FBI show up at their door because they were caught on surveillance photo at the rally.
Okay?
That's how organized our state can be when it wants to be.
But Antifa?
No, forget it.
No, no, no, no.
In fact, Antifa gets away with everything.
The only time I've ever seen these individuals who mask up and their faces, they're never pursued by the state.
These people have been able to burn down entire cities and not be pursued by the state.
And even when they do get caught burning down a state, as was the case with in New York City, there was an individual who threw a Molotov cocktail into a police cruiser and ended up being a Yale.
So, I am very much not comfortable with the idea.
Again, guys, if you're just joining, we are learning that...
Yeah, okay then.
So, only people like Candace could say in one breath that the FBI doesn't do its job?
While at the same time ignoring the very real fact that people at the J-6 rally that occurred before the storming of the Capitol would maybe know something about that event happening.
Yeah.
That's a lot to unpack.
Yeah.
Also, the reason why I'm fairly certain, you know, the Antifa that, you know, where...
Completely masked up, head to toe, you know, covered up.
I'm fairly certain the reason why they get away is, let's see, there's no discernible features about them.
Unlike an asshole wearing an American flag cape with a hog hat.
And his face fully exposed.
And his face fully exposed.
Well, especially when, like, and I mention it a little later in the script here, but especially when, like...
They were sending back footage onto Facebook on their fucking accounts.
Yep, Facebook, Instagram, what have you.
They were sending shit, evidence of them going, hey y 'all, look at what I stole from the Capitol today.
Like, of course...
I took a shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk, what?
Yeah, like, of course they were all...
It's going to be real easy to find that guy.
The Antifa that are doing what they're doing, they get it done, they go home, they take off their gear, and they go, hey, y 'all, we playing some For Honor or what?
They don't talk about what the fuck they just did with their day.
Give me a beer and a bowl of ice, please.
My knuckles hurt.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
And then, of course, she goes on to claim that Antifa burnt down entire cities.
No, they have not.
Ever.
Because that would be impossible to do without serious hardware.
Antifa people are out there making their own body armor and shit.
Ugh.
But wait, there's more.
The person who did this, and again this is being alleged by Tommy Robinson, is a well-known Antifa extremist.
He reportedly uploaded a video on YouTube before the attack titled, Justice Was Coming.
And again, what will they say?
They'll say that we're all conspiracy theorists.
We're conspiracy theorists.
For knowing that Antifa never gets prosecuted.
Therefore, clearly Antifa has some sort of an agreement with our government, who wants, in my viewpoint, and I think the viewpoint of a lot of Americans, the deep state wants Donald Trump dead.
They want him dead before they would ever allow him to go back into the White House.
And I don't know why that is.
I don't know why it is that they feel this way about him.
I mean, they have not let up going after them.
this man and this man's family from the moment he came down the escalator there has not even been a day break from the moment this man came down the escalator they have not let up and yeah
I just don't see how anyone with any sense would ever listen to Tommy Robinson.
But of course he'll have some excuse.
They'll forgive it and let him lead them astray again in the future.
But the fact is, while his entire family might not want to be shady, I don't want to cast aspersions.
Oh, we're talking about Trump now.
Fact is, while Trump's entire family might not be shady, I don't want to cast aspersions.
His sons that helped him in the White House and his daughter Ivanka are all shady as hell.
They didn't have to be.
They chose to be.
Trump has other kids that avoided the spotlight when he was in office.
And then Candace says some shit that shocked me.
Now we are seeing how extreme they're willing to become.
They changed laws to go after this man.
E. Jean Carroll.
Changed an entire New York City law.
This sort of aged out.
This case should not have been brought at all.
And they said, you know what, actually, you could bring a case 20 years ago.
You don't even need evidence.
So, for those who don't know, E. Jean Carroll was an advice columnist for a long time, and in 2019 she published a book where she accused two men of sexually assaulting her, Trump and a CBS television executive.
The CBS guy denied it, and Trump used his position as president to defame her on Twitter and in campaign speeches.
She sued for defamation, won a $5 million judgment, And then sued again for more defamation when he wouldn't shut the fuck up, and won a judgment of $83 million.
In those cases, it was also determined that Trump probably definitely raped her.
Candace, as usual, is telling her audience the wrong order of things.
Trump wasn't prosecuted for the sex crime.
He was prosecuted for defamation.
No new laws had to be written for that, nor laws updated.
Carroll didn't go after him for the rape.
That came out in court.
The judge said it from the bench that while everything fit the statute of rape, the statute of limitations was long gone.
But in acknowledging that crime was old, Candace is here running cover for Trump on that, but not on what he actually did, which was defame a woman that he had raped.
And yet, yet, she will still tell you that he is the most honest, God-fearing man in politics.
Maybe he is afraid of judgment when he dies, but that doesn't seem to be too afraid of sin while he lives.
Contrast this with how utterly devoted she was to throwing Diddy in jail for a crime that has also outlived the Statue of Limitations.
The hypocrisy is astounding.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Thoughts?
Speaking of Diddy, I got reminded.
Where I had heard P. Diddy's name before.
It's at the beginning of one of Keisha's songs called Tick Tock, I believe it is.
Yeah.
That's the only portion of my brain.
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.
Yeah, that's the only portion of that song that ever came to mind and I'm like, P. Diddy, P. Diddy, where have I heard that name before?
P. Diddy.
I'm not sure what it means to wake up in the morning and feel like P. Diddy, but I'm not going to lie.
Kesha was like a...
Her music was like a guilty pleasure of mine for a while.
Yeah.
I liked her shit for a while there.
Then, man, she needed help and she got it, and that's good.
Yeah.
Because she got weird for a minute.
Yeah.
That said, you know she's supposed to be some sort of math genius?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's supposed to be some sort of math genius, yeah.
I don't know how that plays into her music, but, yeah, like, I've told it does, but I don't know.
Yeah.
So, to keep filling time and process her rage at her friend, the unconvicted rapist, but very convicted con artist, Felon Trump, she continues.
Oh, are you asking for $10 million?
What are we going to give you $800 million?
We don't want to bankrupt this guy.
This is what is actually happening.
In the United States of America, while you still have commentators, these people that are, in my view, utterly feckless, they're trying to tell you that we are the conspiracy theorists.
Now, I'm just going to pause this right here for a second.
Candace uses the word feckless a lot.
I think it maybe was on her Word of the Day calendar.
Yeah.
Because it just keeps coming up.
Feckless?
Yeah, I haven't looked it up.
I don't...
Yeah, look it up, please.
I'm sure it means some sort of, like, you're a dick without saying you're a dick kind of thing.
I didn't bother to look it up.
I just know that she says it a lot this week.
And I couldn't be bothered because every time that I thought about it, I was in production mode.
And I was like, I'm not looking this up.
Feckless, according to the Oxford languages.
Lacking initiative or strength of character.
Irresponsible.
Feckless Mama's Boy is the example.
Wow.
Okay.
Somehow that feels that that is definitely a higher a higher literacy to just honestly insult someone worse than calling them a fuckhead.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, like, she says it on, like, just constantly.
Maybe it's the fact that she's too Christian to cuss.
Could be, but I think it, like I said.
I think it was just on her word of the day or some shit.
Yeah.
And she just was like, oh, that applies to this.
And, like, the fucking worms in her brain just, like, they just keep tapping that button.
You know, they just keep hitting that sentence.
So, here we go.
Let's continue with the clip.
We're the conspiracy theorists.
Oh, my God.
Everything around us.
We radically changed the election in 2020 for an invisible virus.
If you have no symptoms, you're still sick.
Stay at home.
Mask up.
Save lives.
Oh, everyone's going to get a mail-in ballot.
Do you think?
That there was some sort of an intervention?
You think the election was stolen?
These are their psychological tactics.
They keep gaslighting us, okay?
Because psychology has always been the name of the game in this country.
And so right now they are already thinking about how they are going to sell to the public that what happened was just a random Antifa person.
Antifa, nothing to do with the government.
No, of course, this person just got out of hand.
Let me tell you guys something right now.
You need to study real history, not what you are learning in a textbook, because everything, okay, virtually everything that you are learning in a textbook at school are lies.
That's reality.
They are lies.
You need to understand how these awful ideas that are ruining our country were even brought here.
They were always terrorists, okay?
America inherited a bunch of Bolsheviks that came over.
That is a fact.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
While I am certain that people escaping the Stalin purges came over here and went elsewhere in the world, we were not flooded with Bolsheviks during the Cold War.
There's no data to back that up because it's something that conspiracy theorists threw up when, God forbid, college students and others wanted positive social changes to occur after meeting other people.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Like, you know, you get out of the fucking...
Hell, in the case of some of the people that I went to the fucking cult school with, they get out, they get into a college where they're learning real shit for the first time and talking to other people, some that went to private school, some that were homeschooled, some that went to public school,
and you have these little debate groups and you have these study groups where you meet other fucking people.
life experience than you did in your first 18 years.
Yeah. And you get to talking with them and you realize that, hey man, you know, like my friend says that his family would have starved if not for food stamps.
Mm-hmm. Or whatever they are now, snap.
Yeah. Like they would have fucking starved if not for this because their parents were both working super hard, but the money went to everything else.
Yeah. You know, like...
And then you go, oh, well shit, maybe that program's not so bad.
My parents are kind of dicks for wanting to get rid of that.
And then they go home and they're like, you know, I've met people that survived on that, so maybe don't talk about it.
And they fucking cause rifts within themselves, not realizing that their kids went off to go learn something and have met other people that had different life experiences.
That's the positive experience of fucking college.
Yeah.
And Candace wouldn't know, she didn't fucking finish.
Yeah, she did not finish college.
I'm never going to let up on that because she doesn't.
Anyway, Candace plays the Trump shooting video twice within one minute and continues her Antifa tirade.
This country, I am just absolutely sickened, not even by what just happened, not only by what you just saw, but by what I know is going to follow this, which is dishonest discourse.
Dishonest discourse.
That's it.
We are not going to be told the truth about anything.
As far as we're concerned, what happened is already over.
Because now it's just going to be a massive cover-up where we are not going to tell anything.
What we do know, okay, following the BLM riots, is that Antifa is an organized cell that is given permission from our federal government.
Okay?
That's what I'm going to present as a fact.
You can fact-check that.
Okay?
I know.
Yeah, you can fact-check that.
You can look for that set of facts all day.
You'll find a unicorn sooner.
Candace is just talking out of her ass.
For the record, I'm not involved in any Antifa group, but we have similar aims.
I would consider myself an anti-fascist, sure.
Then Candace says this.
Oh, this has not been proven to be true.
We don't have any evidence to support your claims.
Everyone knows what's been happening in this country is organized, okay?
Everyone knows that is...
Unacceptable.
You have to be a conspiracy theorist to believe that while we caught every grandma on January 6th, we still don't know who dropped off the pipe bombs at the DNC and the RNC headquarters the night before.
Okay?
You have to be a conspiracy theorist or fully asleep or high out of your mind to not believe that elements of what is happening in this country is coordinated and that anybody who is telling the truth...
Anybody, myself included, is at risk.
Okay?
So yeah, about that.
The bombs planted at the Democrat and Republican HQ buildings on January 5, 2021, the day before J6, were real, workable bombs.
The person that planted them did it in the middle of the night, was fully clothed, and left no evidence.
He or she managed to evade cameras.
And since both places are close to each other, they were able to do the job easily.
Believe it or not, even though neither bomb went off, it still showed how flawed the supposed head-to-toe security in D.C. is.
And more to the point of what Candace is saying about people getting corralled after J6, there is, of course, more to the story.
For one, she loves saying that grandmothers were swept up.
They were.
Anyway, many of the people that went in were easily tracked via not just their cell phone data, but also because they filmed and shot photos to be shared on social media sites.
Third, the ones that were smart enough to mask up and leave their phones outside the zone were sleuthed out by independent investigators that were able to prove who these people were.
Many of those investigators were Antifa.
Anyway, Candace goes on to play many times during this episode and over the next several days the story from a guy named Greg Smith who spoke to the BBC about how he saw the shooter scaling the building and how he and his friends tried to alert the authorities.
I'm not entirely sure that I believe his story because it hasn't been backed up by anyone else.
It was broadcast on the BBC, who happened to be on-site at the Trump speech.
Candace will say that she thinks it is weird that all the news agencies were on-site at the shooting-slash-rally.
Which, of course, is bullshit.
Trump, Biden, anyone running for the office of the president usually has a retinue of reporters traveling with them, reporting from the road and rallies and fundraisers and the like.
It's not a conspiracy that these people would be there.
They're always around.
I mean, shit, we have, you know, whenever the prime minister fucking elections come up, we have those fucking broadcasts to us of, you know, such and such prime minister.
Oh, yeah, like in Britain, yeah.
Yeah, like, okay, why do we give a shit about who's winning a vote?
I mean, it is important who wins and loses in the world political stage, but we're not going to find out anything about the fucking...
Whatever their version of Congress is, I don't know English fucking government, and I don't care to.
It's real weird and kind of ritualistic.
Yeah, like, I don't, you know, I follow none of it.
See, I just, I can't care less than I do, and I feel bad about that sometimes, but I also don't because we have our own problems here.
Which is also why, like, I know the name of Bolsonaro in fucking Brazil because he's an asshole fascist.
I don't know about anybody below him.
I'm sure there's a whole run of them.
Because you don't get to be the president of a country.
And he survived a stabbing.
He's also had COVID so often that Robert Evans claims that he's got one of those electronic picture frames in his house.
And he wakes up every morning to the side of Bolsonaro in a bed fighting for his life.
It's like, I've just got that on a loop.
It's like, it warms my heart.
And I'm like, okay, buddy.
You know, that's, I mean, I get it.
He's probably got friends that suffered under the man.
But, yeah, you know, it's like, we don't, like, we know the name Mussolini.
We don't know who any of his, you know, fucking buddies were.
Yeah, who any of his under generals were.
Because we don't care.
They weren't, they might have been crafting policy.
They might have been carrying out policy.
They weren't the ones signing the checks.
Yeah.
We need to know who the motherfucker is signing the checks.
Yeah.
You know, signing the bills, what have you.
So, yeah.
So, yeah, it's not a conspiracy that these people would be there.
They're always around.
But we get this rant.
The Secret Service saw him, and he's pointing, and he's saying, this guy's got a gun, this guy's got a gun, and they're pretending they don't know what's going on?
I mean, am I crazy?
Do you guys ask?
You actually believe this was a failure in intelligence?
All of these Secret Service agents crawling around and you don't think just what that guy said, that is common sense, okay?
They're trying to now tell us that common sense is a conspiracy.
That is the new thing that they're trying to say to the public.
Common sense is a conspiracy.
You're telling me this guy was able to walk up with a rifle in his hand and scale a roof and you don't think the Secret Service, let me tell you, they get there days before.
Let me tell you how a security apparatus is supposed to run.
Days before they get in and they look at every possible angle in which somebody could hurt the president, okay?
And I'm not even talking about once you get to the Secret Service.
I'm talking about if you just have security in general.
Before you speak, they will go, this is the stage?
Okay, let me tell you.
That right there is a problem.
They'll mark that as a spot.
That right there is a problem.
We need to know who this person is.
They'll knock on doors, okay?
They've got to figure out every possible angle.
That any individual could potentially get on a roof.
Because you know what?
This has happened in the past.
People have been shot from roofs.
People have been shot from windows.
There was a 0% chance that some random person with a rifle was able to scale a roof.
Unless there was just an unbelievable failure of intelligence.
And you want to know why it's unbelievable?
Because I don't effing believe it!
And then...
And we get this moment, where Candace describes a particular failure of intel by the Secret Service.
Reminder of the Secret Service, where Donald Trump is, without them being aware of it.
I am not kidding when I say that my husband once almost got shocked by the Secret Service because he came down a staircase.
I was speaking at the NRA, and he snaked in and came down, and they didn't know who he was.
And they were like, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze.
Like, we will shoot you right now.
So you're telling me that guy walked up and was trying?
I don't believe it!
I want the names of the Secret Service agents that allowed this remarkable security failure to go down.
Because I don't believe this.
I'm done with this.
I don't believe this, not for one second.
Having been around the President, having literally almost watched my husband get shot because he came down the wrong set of stairs at the NRA.
Screaming at him.
Screaming at him.
And I'm literally, I jump in front of someone like, don't shoot him, that's my husband.
And you're telling me?
They knew he was going to speak?
And they weren't worried about the roofs?
A roof with an angle?
So, we are supposed to believe that the Secret Service, who I take great care to not refer to as their initials.
The SS?
Who she says is all-knowing and shit.
The Secret Service wasn't prepared for her husband to be using a back way to an event to see her.
She invalidates her own angry rant if this story, if true.
And for once, I actually believe her.
She keeps going with it for a bit, but it doesn't come up again after this day.
Maybe she realized that it doesn't fit her assertion that the Secret Service, as thorough as they can be, Even back during the Trump days, at an NRA convention, was still capable of fucking up little things that could have mattered in a big way.
From what I could tell, this particular event probably happened in 2019 at an NRA event that included Trump, Pence, and Candace Owens, as well as a bunch of other speakers.
It's basically a convention.
Candace goes on to speak more on her thoughts that the gunman couldn't have done this on his own, that he was helped or allowed to do it.
And then we get the next clip, but I just want to stay in here for just a second.
You know, to say the Secret Service is so thorough and they do all this shit, and then to admit that your white British husband got backstage at an event and it freaked out the Secret Service to the point that they drew guns on the man.
They didn't see him coming.
They didn't know he was there.
And it freaked them the fuck out.
Yeah.
And she had to jump in front of him.
I believe that all of this happened.
I actually do.
Yeah.
I actually do, because she hasn't repeated it.
I don't know if it's on her old program, but God help me, I'm going to wind up going through those episodes at some point, and hopefully I'll remember that this occurred, and I'll be like, oh yeah, we talked about this.
Yeah.
But that is some time off.
Yeah.
We are so far from that moment, I feel like.
So good.
But yeah, she's only mentioned this this one time from what I could drag up from the internet.
But yeah.
With that, all that comes to mind with that is just the two things.
Well, first thing, that my brain sees it as a little bit of a loophole in there is, were they not made aware that your husband was coming first?
I feel like if they're so thorough, they should know.
Who's your husband?
What does he look like?
Is he going to be coming today?
Maybe your husband should have called ahead to the event and gone, hey, I'm Ms. Owens' husband.
To speak on behalf of a man who I don't know, who had the courage and dumbness to marry Candace Owens, I've seen one or two photos of him.
He's just a generally Good-looking white dude.
Okay.
Being a good-looking white dude can get you so many places in life.
Fair enough.
And just walking in like you know the place, like you belong there, which he would probably feel he did.
These are his people.
They're not his British people.
They're his American friends.
He probably felt like he belonged there.
They've all got money.
He grew up with money.
There's no sense that this guy would have that he didn't belong in the room.
That can get you past so many security obstacles.
I know because when I was a waiter and bartender in downtown Jacksonville, I would work double shifts.
And I got to know the layout of a lot of downtown buildings because I'd take my lunch break.
And I would just go fucking walk.
And I'd go, okay, there's this building.
Let's go see what's in there.
And I would just walk into the building.
Now, I knew, even dressed in a white button-up shirt, black pants, It wasn't obvious at a glance that I was a server unless someone knew me.
Most of the time they didn't.
So I would just walk into these buildings right past the security desk.
If you don't even make eye contact with security, they're so used to it.
They're so used to just random people that just look decent.
Like I said, white button-up shirt, black pants, nice shoes.
They would look at me and not think twice.
You know, and I would just go into these buildings and I would go up the elevators because those were unsecured even after 9-11.
Those were unsecured.
You could get into most places.
The only places that I couldn't get into, easily anyway, usually have like a separate security desk of their own sitting outside their main entrance to their office.
But almost everywhere else, I've been in office spaces where like they were trying to rent out units so they would have them empty.
Just walk in.
Just walk in like a regular-ass client.
Because that kind of just the very sense of I belong here and you're beneath me will get you in a lot of places.
That's fair.
And I could see him maybe getting past a certain level of security.
Or even just saying who he is.
My wife is Candace Owens.
I'm here to see her speak.
Whatever.
Alright.
Go in.
That and just his general demeanor probably got him through a lot because he's also involved in one of the many groups that I'm sure was speaking there.
Fucking Turning Point.
He's part of Turning Point UK.
But Candace I think was there for Turning Point USA.
So he's also part of this whole thing.
But yeah, apparently...
They weren't thorough enough to be tracking his ass until he went into the wrong room or did the wrong thing and then they drew guns on him.
So if they weren't that thorough, if they didn't know, if they weren't just like, oh, hey, hold on, we'll take you to her.
You really can't be here right now, sir, but we'll take you to her.
That's the calm, measured reaction of someone who knows who you are and why you're there.
Fuck, even just a request of ID before walking him back is understandable.
But he clearly got into an area he wasn't supposed to be in, and it freaked them the fuck out.
Because, yeah, they probably know who the dozen people or so are supposed to be in the room.
Yeah.
You know, like, I mean, so yeah.
I will say for now that I believe this happened.
Because she doesn't bring it up again.
Because it's obviously...
It obviously...
She disproves the point she's trying to make about the Secret Service being so thorough and having eyes everywhere and shit.
Yeah.
You know, so...
Hold on, I have to sneeze.
But, um, yeah, so...
Anyway.
Yeah.
So, Candace goes on to speak more on her thoughts that the gunman couldn't have done this on his own, that he was helped or allowed to do it.
And then we get this.
Individuals are willing to take figurative bullets from the media.
And now, in this circumstance, Trump stopped taking figurative bullets and almost took a literal bullet.
Again, guys, in case you are just joining, we are hearing that we could look at that statement and say, yes, you are right.
Let's take a step back and unite.
That's not reality.
The reality is just what happened has been a slow walk of what has been condoned over the last four years.
The media has been in lockstep increasing their rhetoric, not just against Trump, but against Trump supporters, encouraging violence through very many different means, whether it's encouraging violence to get the vote that you want,
We don't want Brett Kavanaugh.
Now the girls, go, go.
Insurrections are fine.
Storm the Capitol building.
Sit in offices.
Sit in Mitch McConnell's office.
Do whatever you want.
Chase down senators in halls.
Stop the vote, as they did on that day.
Fast forward a few months.
Did Grandma welcome him to the Capitol?
This is an insurrection.
A day that will live in infamy.
America will never come back from this.
Unfortunately, Robert F. Kennedy, I wish, I wish that we could just say, let's all take a pause here and recognize that we need to come together.
But the reality is, eh, meh.
So, the same tired story they all tell.
In spite of a mountain of evidence and even self-owned claims to the contrary, Candace goes on to replay the Greg Smith BBC thing,
and after several more minutes of ranting about the Secret Service, she mentions that the FBI is on the scene.
The FBI said in the statement that it was on the scene and working with the Secret Service on the investigation.
Yeah, no, FBI, the same one that shot MLK?
Yep.
The same one that shot JFK.
Yep, that FBI.
They're on the scene.
Great.
So, okay.
I'm really excited about that.
I'm really excited about the FBI being on the scene because, you know, they've always been above board.
Never.
Never.
Literally never.
Not since their founding.
Have they ever been above board?
Have they not been killing people?
Including Americans.
But I'm glad they're on the scene.
I'm really glad they're on the scene, because the FBI is definitely not who was behind all the corruption in terms of trying to get Trump out of office.
So it's really, that's, it's already feeling reassured now.
The FBI's on the scene, guys.
It's going to be totally fine.
Not!
Okay?
Let's sort of arrest them all and ask questions.
Okay?
Because I have a lot of questions right now, and I'm not feeling good about the FBI being on the scene, given the fact that they still won't admit to all the things that they've done in the past, not only to regular Americans, but also to presidents.
Oh, the same FBI that was tapping MLK's phone, telling his wife that he was cheating on him, that FBI?
Okay, great, so glad you're on the scene.
Great, that's amazing.
Everyone here is feeling great about the FBI being on the scene, because I think that means that we have some suspects on the scene.
Round them up.
Okay, we have Nancy Pelosi on X, and she's...
So...
Yeah, look, I agree.
That the FBI has a shady-as-all-fuck past.
No argument there.
At the same time, who else would be able to investigate this shooting?
Except for, you know, the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, which has thousands of agents.
Yeah.
Yeah, what?
Go ahead.
I was trying to remember what the CIA's thing was.
Central Intelligence Agency.
Basically, the most kindergarten explanation I can give is that the FBI pretty much focuses their attention on America and American shit.
The CIA focuses their attention outward.
Is that always the case?
No.
Sometimes they do the same work.
Sometimes they work with Homeland or one of these other many alphabet fucking agencies.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, that's just, that's just how it be.
But, yeah, I mean, fucking, the, the Republicans especially hate the FBI for so many fucked up reasons that, you know, and in her case, she's like, oh yeah, they've never been good.
No, they've done some good work.
Yeah.
You know, and there's a lot of, like Clay said, there's thousands of dedicated agents.
that don't even touch political shit.
You know, that are out there finding, like...
They're out there doing the actual work to find people that are, you know, running fucking pedophile shit and stuff.
Like, they're working with Interpol on a regular basis.
You know, they're...
But I think, um...
Candace's big thing, of course, as with most Republicans, is that if you're doing shady shit, and you're not that smart, and most of these people fucking aren't that smart...
Yeah, you're going to get looped up in the FBI.
They're going to fucking tag you.
Because the FBI does have...
They did have an informant.
They had several informants in the J6 crowd.
Yeah.
Among them were Enrique Tarrio.
Okay.
Who I believe...
He was running one of those groups.
I'm sure the listeners are screaming the groups right now.
Yeah.
But...
Yeah, Enrique Torrio was running those groups, and he was an FBI informant.
Yeah.
So, you know, that's the kind of thing.
So, yeah, she just barrels along into...
It's not playing?
There we go.
As one whose family has been the victim of political violence, I know she effing did not.
I'm just done.
Nancy Pelosi's going to make it about herself.
She wants you to remind everyone of her husband in the underwear, and that's what she's going to do.
Should I even read what she says after that sentence?
Okay, let's just keep going.
Nancy Pelosi says, As one whose family has been the victim of political violence, I know firsthand.
That political violence of any kind has no place in our society.
I thank God that former President Trump is safe.
So that was just basically 75% about her.
And then one little sentence for good measure that she doesn't actually mean, which is that I thank God that former president is safe.
She did continue.
As we learn more details about this horrifying incident, let us pray that all those in attendance at the former president's rally today are unharmed.
Yeah, okay.
We got it, Crypt Keeper.
I am so done with all of these people.
I am sorry, guys.
The narcissism of that statement is just unbelievable.
Okay?
So, yeah.
Again, I don't like many things about Pelosi.
I like almost nothing about Pelosi, actually.
But what happened to her husband was enough for her to leave politics.
It happened to have been, of course, an unhinged and violent Trump fan that broke into her family home and assaulted her husband, Paul, with a hammer.
Tons of false stories circled the toilet bowl of Candace's colleagues, and of course, the truth was the thing they couldn't deal with with a straight face.
Their rhetoric that they allowed to go unchecked led to the assault of an old man that could have become a murder in his own home and could have become a double homicide if his real stated target, Nancy Pelosi, had been home.
yeah
She was off doing something, some sort of shit.
Some sort of, you know, political shit.
And her husband was at home.
I think in their home in San Francisco.
But anyway, he was home.
And so this guy breaks in.
And Paul Pelosi tried to, like, talk him down.
And he said the guy just kept screaming, where's Nancy?
Like, he's in his underwear and he's got a hammer that he also used to break into the house.
And Paul Pelosi tried to talk him down.
And he called the cops and the guy started beating him with the hammer and the cops came in and saved Paul Pelosi's life.
Well, that was enough for Nancy to go, you know, I'm done.
And she helped appoint a new person to take over her job as like...
I think she was speaker for the house for a while.
It was a whole thing.
She appointed somebody decent and she left.
She's like, I'm done.
Honestly, she's old enough.
If there had been term limits, she would have been out of office a long time ago.
I think she's in her late 70s or early 80s.
Jesus, getting out.
Be a retiree.
Go play golf and get drunk and you've earned it.
Also, on top of that, her husband was just rich as shit.
So there was really no need for her to stay around anyway.
No, there wasn't really.
She kept getting voted in.
If the voters don't send you home, you can just keep going on that job.
I'm all for it.
Term limits for these fucks, but at the same time, if they're not going to put term limits on themselves, who are we to fucking judge, you know?
Yeah.
For that last little bit there, does she...
I don't know if you have it probably in the next clip, but does she say anything about agreeing with, I hope none of the bystanders were harmed?
You know, I don't remember.
Okay.
I don't remember, but she does, because all of this was happening the day of the shooting, she does fuck up a little bit, and I didn't include it because it wasn't fair.
Yeah.
You know, because news was coming in fresh.
Yeah.
She does fuck up a little bit about, like, how many people were actually shot.
Okay.
And the fact that the one guy had died.
She didn't know his name.
No one knew his name right off the bat.
You know, like, I said...
Like, I let that stuff go because it wouldn't have been fair to include it like this.
The only things that I really wanted to include were the things like saying that the shooter was an Antifa.
Yeah.
No, he was not.
No.
Not in any sense.
You know.
So, yeah.
Candace has worked up, and she goes off some more.
The president just survived an assassination attempt, and the first thing that she does is tweet about how she can relate, because her family has also been through something quite similar, which they actually haven't been at all, okay?
This is, like, unbelievable.
Everybody who's asking questions, believing that this might be a deep state operation, you have every right to those questions.
Let me tell you that right now, because everyone else is going to tell you that they're not.
And all of these fake reporters, and all of these liberals, leftists, Rachel Maddows, neocons, try to pretend that, you know, the intelligent, academic thing to do here is to wait for more details.
No.
Because what we're waiting for is for things to be hushed.
Again, they blew his head off.
So now they will set the narrative and they will release whatever they want.
Do we have any information?
I heard somebody whispering over...
Yeah, and then we get another fucked up prediction and story.
Yeah, that this might have been a...
A Chinese-American, is that correct?
New York Times is a Chinese individual, ethnic Chinese.
That's not really helpful.
New York Times is reporting that it is a Chinese individual.
We don't know if that is a national or whether it's a foreign person, but I do know that on the show we were covering that they were allowing a bunch of Chinese Chinese men across the border.
I showed the footage on this show.
They were not coming with families.
They were dressed in all black.
They looked very sleek.
They were coming across the border.
It was Chinese and Kazakhstan.
Nationals coming across the border in operation.
And I covered it on the show.
On my old show, actually.
And I said, well, what we can anticipate is what I believe is going to be a false flag event.
And so now here we have, and again, I'm speaking freely here.
I don't know if this could have been a Chinese-American, but now we at least know that somebody who is Chinese has done this.
And that was coming from the New York Post, not the New York Times, pardon.
So the New York Post is reporting that this is a Chinese individual, and I am going to be unbelievably suspicious if this is going to be a person that just came into the country a few months ago when I was covering it on my show.
I'm going to be very suspicious.
I'm actually going to find the footage of me saying that.
Pay attention to this, America, is what I said.
Because we're getting ready for a false flag event.
I can smell it.
The deep state wants war.
And what they're going to do to get that war is they always do that war at false flag events.
Have you seen my episode on 9-11?
How many people in the chat right now actually still believe that 9-11 just was 100% something that happened without any prior knowledge from anyone else?
Anybody else still believing in that?
If you are...
Yeah, so, of course, I'm glad she correctly attributed the story to alt-right shit-rag, the New York Post, and not the New York Times.
But if Candace had any scruples, this would be embarrassing.
Because, of course, we all know now that the shooter was definitely not Chinese, nor an immigrant.
Now, I didn't cut the clip, but Candace says at one point that 40,000 people are tuned into her live show, and the chat is going nuts.
So she gives the people what she thinks they want, what they came here for.
Wake up.
Wake up.
This is your country now.
Set aside the psychological game of being called a conspiracy theorist.
Again, you guys, study the history of psychology in this country.
Look up who Edward Bernays was.
The father of propaganda.
He credits himself with even convincing Americans to eat breakfast.
Because that wasn't a thing until he did it.
He showed how you can literally attack people's psyche and make them believe things that are untrue.
You can make people not believe their own eyes.
Edward Bernays, the nephew of Sigmund Freud.
Okay?
By the way, these people were Satanists.
This is what they worship.
They were Satanists.
That's what they were.
Talking about this a lot on my show.
Look more into the moon landing.
Look more into the origins of NASA.
We're covering all these topics.
We're taking all the figurative bullets from the mainstream media and we don't care anymore.
We don't care.
This is what this channel is about.
And if this channel ever goes away, I'm creating my own network in the background.
I'm building.
I'm expecting that.
I'm expecting that to happen.
Because when you pursue...
Yeah, do you have thoughts before we go on?
Just...
Okay, so...
Fasting is when you don't eat for a period of time.
Doesn't matter what that period of time is.
Whether that's from...
Yeah, well...
Also...
What is it with her and Satanism and science?
Satanic science.
I wish that my envisionment of a Satanistic space vessel was true because that would be fucking rad.
Well, I can tell you if you want to know more about this line of thought, the book that's in the family library that I've made available as an e-book, you can just pull the fuck up.
It's called How fascism works.
Yep.
It's worth a read at least once.
Because the author goes into great detail of why these people hate schools.
Why they especially hate anything that breathes science.
Yeah.
Also, the other comment in there of that you can badger somebody into believing something.
I can tell you, you can do that a lot.
More.
A lot.
Fuck.
I don't know what the wording here is.
You can do that gently with somebody.
Yeah.
And I know this because I've inherited at least that fraction of your charisma.
Yeah.
Of standing there, listening to two people talking and going, you know, I heard this once.
And they automatically believe it.
It only works on lower intelligence individuals.
Yeah, it's like a Jedi mind trick.
Yeah.
So, let's make some things clear.
Bernays literally wrote the book on propaganda.
It's literally called Propaganda.
And his work was studied by the Nazi propaganda dude Goebbels.
Anyway, Bernays has been credited with making bacon popular as a breakfast meat.
That is a thing he was hired to do, and he did do that.
Okay.
Yeah.
But he didn't invent the concept of breakfast.
That's bullshit.
Candace says it often enough that I think someone she learns all her propaganda from told it to her.
Because it literally seems to be the only thing she knows about the man as she disregards all the other terrible shit he did.
Like, I think one of his things was he was hired by the cigarette companies to make, like, smoking a thing that women could do.
Okay.
Because it was a suffragette thing that they would smoke.
Okay.
Because women weren't supposed to be smokers.
No.
They were supposed to be a man's thing.
Yeah.
And I think this was covered on Behind the Bastards when they did their two or three-parter on Edward Bernays.
Very good shit.
Definitely worth a listen.
But yeah, Bernays knew the truth about smoking.
Yeah.
And he found out that his wife was smoking.
And so he got her to quit by being a complete asshole about it, but he got her to quit.
Okay.
You know, so at least he didn't want that shit infecting his home life.
Yeah.
But, yeah, he absolutely did a lot of bad shit.
The only thing she seems to know is this whole breakfast thing that isn't even true.
Yeah.
Now, if she was going to go after the man for making bacon a popular breakfast meat, that would be in line with actual history.
Yeah.
But he didn't invent the fucking concept of breakfast.
People get up and they eat shit.
Yeah.
They've been eating pancakes and omelets and waffles for a long fucking time.
Yeah.
Bernays just made bacon a popular breakfast thing.
And as horrible as he is, God bless him.
I fucking love bacon in the morning.
Right?
So, anyway, he wasn't a Satanist, and neither was his famous uncle, Sigmund Freud.
That bit at the end made me shudder every time I heard it, though.
Candace making her own fucking network, preparing to be forced off of YouTube.
It makes me think.
I can think of at least one person that might be very into selling a studio or two with a lot of equipment and maybe some carryover staff.
One person with an operation ready to go that has no one he can turn it over to.
Now, I won't make predictions because I don't like doing that sort of thing, but I wouldn't put it past Candace and her shitbag husband to take over InfoWars.
It just seems ripe for the taking.
Especially with Alex Jones floundering as much as he is.
Candace ends this episode with some transphobic swipes and some gentle prodding lies.
And it's being able to switch into this shit that I find alarming with her style.
Truth unapologetically, your agenda, it's bigger than politics, right?
We know who they're actually after, and I'm telling you in this country...
I'm just going to pause right here for a second, folks.
This is about three minutes long, so strap in.
It's always been about, all around the world, it's been about Christ.
They hate truth.
They invert truth.
Everything that they are doing is an inversion of the truth.
It is an inversion of justice.
Because they hate all of us.
These people are devilish, and they mean that.
And so you're probably wondering, what do we do from here?
The answer is, I don't know.
I genuinely don't know.
I'm going to ask you guys to do a simple thing and just start saying the truth.
Okay?
Start supporting the truth.
Stop supporting people that lied to you.
My sisters are visiting this weekend.
Oh, fun visit.
Here I am doing this live.
But my sister said to me, she said, you know, your ability to just say it like you did to Don Lemon.
And, you know, she's in corporate America and she's talking about how they're being forced to use people's pronouns and how they're being told where she works that if a man who believes it's a woman walks into the bathroom and she walks out, she can get in trouble.
Okay?
And she said, I just don't even know.
And I said, just say it.
That you just have to be willing to risk something.
Whether you're losing your job, which might be the circumstance for my sister, you might get fired.
People might laugh at you.
You might lose your friends.
But you know what's going to be a lot worse?
If we lose this country to these psychopaths.
And we are losing this country to these psychopaths.
Because good people are saying nothing.
To end this with something that is optimistic, it is my belief that the overwhelming majority of Americans do not believe in this.
That the overwhelming majority of Americans
with the agenda that's being forced upon us.
The overwhelming majority of Americans, they may not like Trump, but they do not, would have never wanted him to go through what he went through today.
I genuinely believe that.
I am hopeful that even on the left, you know, Democrats...
They be crazy.
We know they say crazy things, but I believe they do that believing that they're doing good.
The overwhelming majority of them.
What we're actually fighting right now is a radical fringe.
And the reason why this radical fringe has gained so much territory is because they're loud.
They put their money where their mouth is.
Okay?
They're a powerful radical fringe.
They text people in group chats and they want to take somebody out every day.
There's a hit piece about me.
Oh, Ken doesn't believe in this.
She's a flat earther.
Ken's the Holocaust.
And then they get all these articles out and they try to take somebody out.
But they're the minority.
I mean, this small is who they are, but they're a loud, powerful group of individuals.
Something that somebody said to me is, what is the one thing that every slave civilization Every civilization that's ever had slavery, what is the one thing that they have in common?
The answer is that there were always more slaves.
I want to leave you with that.
I wanted to think about that.
There were always more slaves.
All it took was a powerful group of people to convince people to allow themselves to be enslaved.
Today, Is a day that will live in infamy.
It really is.
I don't say that with anything other than a true understanding that today is a day that will live in infamy.
It is.
We will never forget today.
So, something I didn't catch the first time, but I just heard now, is her basically saying that there's always more slaves than masters.
And it's the slaves' fault that they're slaves.
That's what I heard in that at the very end.
I picked that up when she said that there's always a group of powerful individuals that convince others to be willing slaves.
Does she not know the use of a whip?
There's whips.
You know, they also, they have the guns, literally.
Yeah.
You know, like, there's all kinds of things that led to chattel slavery that, of course, she doesn't want to talk about.
Hell, even before the use of guns for slavery, I mean, fuck the Vikings, some of them would take slaves.
Yeah, that's the thing, though, is that in other cultures prior to American slavery, prior to Christopher Columbus instituting chattel slavery, And he wasn't the only one, but he was a dick, and we're going to give him what he deserves.
Slavery was handled differently.
You could be freed and have kids that would never be slaves.
You could even have kids that were freed that weren't ever going to be slaves, but you were a slave.
For the rest of your life.
There were different rules about it, but it was generally accepted that a slave could get out of being a slave in any number of societies.
There were different reasons why people were taken as slaves, too.
The history of slavery in the human race is its own field of study.
But we did it differently here.
We did it so much worse.
We've talked about some of that way back in episode 2 or 3 of this show about the difference of being a slave in America versus having that history in Russia or South Africa or Canada.
So the next day, before she goes into a recap of everything from the previous day, she goes into the kind of speech that Used to galvanize Alex Jones listeners, and I think it's all pretty gross what she's demanding.
They don't want to deal with the reality of how evil our institutions are.
But guess what?
The time for fear is over.
You have to face this reality because it's the only way that we're going to be able to move forward.
And one of the things that we're going to do here is we're going to name the shooter.
I know there's a lot of organizations and companies that say we shouldn't do that because that's what they want.
You know, they want to be known.
They want their name to be remembered.
Let me tell you something.
I not only want this person's name when this stuff happens, I want to know everything about that individual.
I want to know what they ate for breakfast.
Because we have to confront evil.
I want to know what sports they were involved in.
I want to know who their friends were.
I want to know the last message they sent.
I want to know who their parents are.
I want to know what their parents do for a living.
And especially want to know whether or not their parents have had anything to do with the United States government.
That detail is very crucial.
I want to know what drugs those individuals are on.
That's the one thing they never tell you.
Which pharmaceutical drugs are these shooters, all in the past, and this current shooter, are they on?
Because it tends to be the case that so many of them are suffering from mental illness and are on drugs, but we're not allowed to have that conversation.
Well, today we are going to have that conversation.
I'm going to tell you why Big Pharma is always the most important part of the equation.
So first, let's recap, guys.
Let's get into this, obviously.
Everybody by now has seen this footage.
We're going to show it to you again, just to recap the events quickly here.
Last night while Trump was speaking in...
Okay?
So Candace plays several minutes of recapping the shooting, how it made her feel, and then we get this.
Her description of her feelings after the Daily Mail.
Another alter-like shit machine published a map of the whole shooting scene.
I haven't looked at it because I don't care and I don't trust them to actually be showing the real thing.
Anyway, Candace's disbelief is, of course, different.
Where he was, where the Secret Service sniper was, and where Trump was standing, to be clear, just 150 yards away from the stage.
A direct line of eyesight to the Secret Service sniper, okay?
Like I said, this is unbelievable.
Looking at this map, it is unbelievable because it should not be believed.
You should not believe that all of this happened because of a remarkable failure in intelligence.
I refuse to believe that.
I'm not going to be deluded.
I'm not going to be deluded by the insistence from all of these media mockingbirds that all of this happened because it was just a remarkable failure in intelligence is what they always tell us.
No, I don't believe that because I know better.
I know the kind of evil that we are fighting and we're going to get to all parts of that.
So let's first jump into everything we know about the shooter.
And then Candace gets into some information about the shooter with, of course, her own twist on the facts.
It identified, again, as an individual named Thomas Matthew Crooks.
Last name, I guess, appropriate in this scenario.
And, of course, the first thing that people are saying is that he looks like a soy boy.
And you know what?
I'm sort of recognizing this as a theme.
Why do all of these shooters look alike?
They have the same look in their eye.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
They all look like the would-be shooter in all of these situations.
I'm talking about in the past school shooting situations.
They all have a certain look.
Can we throw up a photo?
Here's Thomas Matthew Crooks.
This looks like a school picture of some description.
And I swear, I've seen this person over and over again in other school shooting scenarios.
I'm thinking mainly, by the way, of a Connecticut shooting situation because that's where I'm from.
And they just all have a similar look in their eyes, in my viewpoint.
Now, guys, you're not going to believe this.
Here's what they're trying to actually sell to us.
This is really what they're going with, because, of course, they need to fashion this so it doesn't look like leftist violence.
They're saying he was a registered Republican.
Yeah, people are making jokes.
A Republican tried to take down Donald Trump.
Now, is that true?
Is that true?
Was he a registered Republican?
Was this a person, a conservative?
Well, I'll let you decide after I put together a picture for how he lived the last couple of years of his life.
So to be clear, Thomas Matthew Crooks had never voted in a presidential election, had never voted ever in his life.
That's not true.
You've got to pause right here.
That's not fucking true.
He voted in the midterm elections, which happened just after he turned 18. After he registered as a Republican, he voted in the midterm elections two fucking years ago.
Anyway, I'm going to let her finish.
Because he only just turned 18 two years ago.
So, what we do know about...
Yeah, so I'm going to pause right here again and mention that according to herself, in an interview with NBC, Candace did not vote in the last two presidential elections or in any midterms in between.
Yeah, that's true.
She said it her fucking self.
Tucker Carlson, who also will scream and tell everybody to go vote, is not a registered voter.
A lot of these dum-dums are not registered voters.
Yeah, so Candace did not vote in the last two presidential elections.
She didn't vote for Trump or against Obama.
She, like Tucker Carlson, has pushed hard.
For her listeners and followers to vote, but hasn't engaged in the simple civil practice for self, possibly ever.
Candace goes on with some information that I knew, and I'd wager most people knew that have followed this story so far, but maybe some of you haven't heard this stuff.
About him is that just before he turned 18, and this is in 2021 when he was just 17 years old, he decided to...
On Biden's inauguration day to make a donation via ActBlue.
You guys know that political action committee that raises money for left-leaning politicians.
Yes, he decided to make a donation to ActBlue.
Just $15.
That is a fact, by the way, that has been confirmed by the Federal Election Commission.
I'm just going to pause right here and point out he was 17 when he did that.
But we're going to keep going.
Hey, Link.
So the donation was earmarked for the Progressive Turnout Project, which was a national group that rallies Democrats to vote, and they were obviously working on getting Joe Biden elected.
So this person, factually speaking, in 2021, was a Biden supporter.
Now, strangely, later that year, later that same year, he decided to register as a Republican upon turning 18. Those facts make sense to you.
Do those facts align now that we know that he then decides to try to assassinate President Trump?
That he was financially supporting Biden.
He was putting together a plan to assassinate President Trump, and they are going to try to convince us that he was a Republican.
Nope, that seems too perfect.
Now, they have reached out to family members in the Crooks family.
He graduated, Thomas Crooks, that is, Thomas Crooks graduated in 2022 from Bethel Park High School.
His uncle, Daily Mail was able to get in touch with him, his name is Mark Crooks, has said that he has not seen his nephew or his nephew's parents in years.
He describes them as quote-unquote, quote-unquote, very private.
I don't like that.
I don't like that a family member, an uncle, would not be in touch with his own brother or his own sister, I'm assuming here since he has the same last name, but it's his brother, in years.
But instead of being in touch with him, he just knows that they're extremely private.
Up to doing, up to what?
What is it?
Yeah, so, I'm an uncle.
I have some half-siblings because, like many people, my parents got divorced when I was very young, they married other people, they had kids, and so on.
There are several siblings I've only connected with on Facebook, others I haven't, and at least one that I don't speak with because he is my opposite in almost every way.
Kind of a douchebag.
Anyway, family being distant isn't weird.
I'd wager, given who she is, what she does, and so on, that there are people that would not tell you they are her relatives if asked.
Anyway, Candace goes on.
About this family that we don't know.
He said, quote, I haven't seen that part of my family in years.
Again, this is Mark Crooks, the uncle to the shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks.
He continued, honestly, it's been so long, I don't think much about them.
Okay?
He says, it's a shame.
The kid is like a stranger to me.
They are private and they don't reach out to anybody anytime.
I'm flagging that as immediately odd.
Extremely odd.
Now during the attack, despite the fact that we know that he not only supported Biden by making a donation of $15 via ActBlue, but also he supported him by trying to take out, via an assassination attempt, Donald J. Trump,
it appeared that He was wearing merchandise during the assassination attempt, promoting YouTube's most popular channels that are devoted to firearms, a channel known as Demolition Ranch.
That's what NBC News is reporting that.
He decided to wear that day a Demolition Ranch, I don't know if it's a t-shirt, I don't know if he was wearing a sweatshirt, but it is one of the most popular channels devoted to firearms.
Doesn't that seem almost too perfect?
Almost seems like he's just giving them a narrative there of like, oh, people that like firearms are bad and they're crazy and they're backwards.
Now his father, Matthew Crooks, 53 years old, has spoken to CNN and he said that he was trying to figure out, quote, what the hell is going on?
He was going to wait until, quote, I talked to law enforcement before speaking out publicly.
Now what that signals to me immediately is that this family is not Republican.
His Republican family would not answer or give a quotation to CNN.
That is a fact, Trump's.
Yeah, so, I mean, come on.
But she goes on.
Supporters would not, under any search situation, would they accept a phone call from CNN and offer them a quote, least of all saying that I'm going to wait until I talk to law enforcement before speaking, primarily because we have lost a lot of faith in law enforcement.
We don't trust the FBI.
We don't trust the FBI to tell the truth.
So again, I am flagging the family as immediately suspicious.
Everything going on here is immediately suspicious.
What have we learned since last night?
Because a lot of stuff is coming in.
We got some stuff wrong.
I think we got the majority of the stuff right, but what we...
Yeah, thoughts on that.
He was definitely Chinese and definitely using an AK-47.
Definitely Antifa.
Definitely Antifa.
He was Antifa immigrant Chinese using an AK-47.
Illegal immigrant.
Don't forget that.
Came in over Texas.
Came in from Texas.
Illegal immigrant from Texas.
Chinese as hell.
Using an AK-47, which, frankly...
I don't know.
She didn't mention that.
Okay.
But that's one of the things that I've heard, was an AK-47.
Even though everyone says AR-15 style rifle.
Yeah.
They've all said AR-15 style rifle.
Not AK-47.
Or AK-style rifle, even.
Which is enough to go, okay, well, that's clearly an AK, because AKs have a very definitive look.
And distinct noise and everything.
Yeah, yeah.
And, you know...
Well, even the guy who...
the guy who, Greg Smith, who they kept talking about, the lone person that I know has been mentioned on her show anyway, that spoke with the BBC, she played just constantly his fucking story.
Yeah. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
The father said that his son said that he was borrowing it to go to the range.
Now, I'm not sure if I mention it later on in the script here, but they've talked about this a lot on It Could Happen Here, obviously, because it's news and, you know, it's important to the overall mission and everything.
But, yeah, from what they've said, he told his dad that he was borrowing the gun to go to the range.
Okay, you know, you're 20 years old, fine, whatever.
And they think that it was just a crime of opportunity and that he knew that it would immortalize him because no one had done that in a long time.
And if he could pull off the shot, even if he couldn't, people would talk about him forever.
But it seemed like he had a lot of stuff going for him, but I guess if you're just of the right mindset, that's not enough.
He had some sort of scholarship and shit.
He had a whole life ahead of him, but I obviously don't think that he was fucking MKUltra'd into this shit.
I think he just saw an opportunity to be remembered forever.
He might not have thought they were going to kill him.
Might have thought he'd be one of the ones that gets brought in and then gets to just be a raving lunatic.
Or gets to say a bunch of shit on the stand.
You know, because they didn't have to kill him.
Yeah.
But it happened.
I mean, that's the kind of risk you take.
I'm not going to bat for this guy, but there's a lot of shit that we didn't know, that we still don't know, that we're probably never gonna know, because, and she talks about it here, but the FBI using an Israeli firm that's known for this shit,
Celebrite, I think is their name.
It looks like Celebrite.
Mm-hmm.
With like a C, whatever.
It's a fucking stupid name.
But they're known for cracking cell phones.
Okay.
They cracked into his phone and they didn't find anything...
Of use.
Yeah, they didn't find anything of use.
Like, you know, they've made as much of it public as they can, but they're like, there was nothing in his phone to indicate anyone that would have plotted with him, you know, any indication of what he would have done.
Mm-hmm.
Like, he didn't seem to have much of a social media presence.
Because once his name was out there, people jumped at, like, Facebook and shit.
Yeah.
He didn't seem to have much of a social media presence.
Like, kind of an anomaly figure in the world.
But there's a lot of people, especially young people, that don't have Facebook profiles.
God, no.
You know?
And even if they do, they maybe have, like, two pictures and that's their profile and their background.
That's it.
They might have a thing so that their aunt gets off their ass.
Yeah.
You know, like, why aren't you on Facebook?
Fine, auntie.
I'll get on Facebook.
And, you know, they go and make a profile, and they add their auntie and, like, maybe a couple other people, and then they fuck off.
They don't really fuck with it.
Yeah.
Because, like, it's kind of like boomers, Gen X, and some millennials are on Facebook, as far as, like, the audience spread goes.
It's not a lot of Zoomers.
Yeah.
You know, not a lot of people your age and younger are going to be on Facebook anymore.
Yeah.
That platform's going to fucking die as its users die.
Yeah.
I predict, and I'm not great at predictions, but I predict, unless something massively changes for Facebook, they will eventually have more memorial pages than they have current users at some point.
Honestly, I think most of their business got eaten up into Instagram.
Yeah, and just the fact that they own that company kind of helps them out a lot.
But yeah, like fucking...
Candace, I think, is more on Insta than she's on Facebook.
And I can tell you this, too.
I'm going to go ahead and I'll mention this again at the end of the episode, but just to see if she was on it, I, as Thomas Anderson, managed to make a profile on Truth Social.
Trump's social media network.
Yeah.
I was like, if anybody's going to be on here, Candace has got to be fucking on here.
I made a goddamn profile on Truth Social, and I can tell you she is not on Truth Social.
There are people pretending to be her.
But she is not.
She is not.
No, she is not.
And to her credit, I've never heard her mention it.
Yeah.
To her credit, I've never heard her mention her Truth Social.
She's mentioned her Instagram.
I refuse to make an account on Instagram right now.
I'll probably cave in and do that in a couple of weeks.
But, yeah, for right now...
I know she's on Insta.
I know she's on Twitter.
Fuck you, Elon.
But she's not on Mastodon, thank God, because I'm on Mastodon a lot.
If she is, she's probably been diverted.
No, she's not on Mastodon.
There's too many people on Mastodon that would be out for her blood.
Fair enough.
She's not on Mastodon.
Yeah, she may have been diverted, she may have been booted if she ever was, but she's not currently.
Because I...
Append a hashtag, Candace Owens and GishGallupGirl and GishGallupGirl.com to almost every single one of my posts that I make for the show.
Yeah.
Her narcissistic ass, or one of her narcissistic ass, like, fucking acolytes, would have found my posts by now.
Yeah.
She's not on there.
I don't think any of her people are either.
They're probably just too busy doing damage control and trying to find ways for the boss to just stay off their ass and, oh, here's a thing you can talk about and scurry off into the background.
Yeah.
Just make sure their paycheck keeps flowing so that way they can eventually go, alright, time to disappear.
Yeah.
Time to dip the fuck out.
Yeah.
But, anyway, so, back into talking about the clip here.
So, this is kind of a conundrum for her.
She has spent years saying that the police and the FBI can't be trusted, and now when they're the only ones that actually can do a thing, specifically the thing they are supposed to do, she can't cave in and tell her audience to come down from Rhetoric Mountain.
Of course, I laughed at her assertion that she got the majority of stuff right.
I mean, they said the shooter was Antifa with no evidence.
They said he was Chinese.
And I didn't bother cutting the clips.
But they also floated the idea that Trump wasn't actually shot.
That he was gazed by the glass from a teleprompter.
Which of course made me laugh, because I can't imagine anyone writing speeches for him in any sense.
No.
So, Candace goes on to replay the video of the guy from the BBC again.
And then goes into a rant about the female Secret Service leader and the female Secret Service agents that were present.
And I have to warn you, this clip is several minutes long.
Oh, that's the other thing as well.
Because if memory serves previous clips, she said that you can't trust the FBI because...
They'll just sweep anything under the rug.
You can't trust the CIA because they make the splinter cell people.
Right.
And then you can't trust the Secret Service because they're so tight on security, they can't possibly not be tight on security, which is why you shouldn't trust them.
So, she also claimed that the shooter, with all of that, had to have been helped by at least one, if not all three of the groups.
Yeah.
So.
There we go.
Yeah.
That was the last bit of that.
So here we go.
No disrespect to the many women who are willing to lay down their lives, right?
I have no disrespect.
There are tons of women who can shoot guns, right?
And shoot them very well.
But when it comes to the responsibility of guarding the former president of the United States, we need men.
Can we acknowledge reality?
Are we allowed to acknowledge gender and sex?
And the natural biological proclivities of men versus women, are we allowed to do that?
Because guess what?
I don't care what they're allowed to do.
I've been doing it the entire time.
I want male pilots.
I want male security guards.
I want men back, okay?
Men back doing male tasks that they are naturally inclined to do because of their body composition, because of the testosterone that is coursing through their veins.
It impacts women.
Differently, that it impacts men.
That adrenaline rush that we get, something happens to a kid, I very much want there to be women there.
When we are talking about guarding the life of President Donald J. Trump, the fact that there were so many women there is just unbelievable.
And I'm going to show you, by the way, the director of Secret Service, Kim Cheadle, where her priorities were.
You're not going to believe this, you guys.
DEI!
Yeah, she wanted to make sure as the new director of Secret Service that we were being diverse, equitable, and inclusive enough going forward.
I'm going to show you this clip and then we're going to probably have to cut to Joe Biden's remarks.
To expand hiring, they're aiming to have 30% women recruits by 2030.
And even allow YouTube influencer Michelle Carey to train with agents.
We're a joke!
As I sit in this chair now of making sure that we need to attract diverse candidates and ensure that we are developing and giving opportunities to everybody in our workforce, and particularly women.
That workforce will be pivotal for the 2024 campaign season, which for the first time includes a former president who already has lifetime protection.
Agents were there when Donald Trump was arraigned in New York.
We were able to work out the details ahead of time of how that particular day was going to go, but we will always ensure the safety of all of our protectees that we have.
The service has a zero-fail mission.
Admission officers are training to uphold, pretending this field is the most famous address in America.
Laughter
Okay, we can get out of this.
We can get out of this, guys.
I mean, I'm just like, ooh!
When I say ooh, guess what?
That punch would hurt less than if a man had done it.
You want to know why?
Because I'm a woman.
I don't mind.
These women enrolls if they're organizing the security apparatus.
I think women are very good at organizing.
We are naturally more organized, okay?
I think that women do better when it comes to multitasking, as just one example.
That's why there's the expression, if you want to get something done, hand it to a busy mom.
Do you know what we're not good at?
Being under pressure in situations that are life or death, okay?
That is not our natural proclivity.
Now, for kids there, I've seen some incredible things.
But when it comes to this sort of an operation, you're trying to strive to have majority women?
Who do you think could win the fight?
Her or Trump?
That's a problem, okay?
Now, honestly, I don't think Trump could take anyone in a fight, especially not a trained agent.
There's a little more, and it's transphobic, but I have a point to make with it at the end of this.
In the meantime, I'd like to get to some of the reactions, the most horrific reactions ever, because while everyone was going, this is a time for unity, I was going, spare me, last night.
Spare me.
We know what they're thinking.
We know the left is celebrating.
We know that the tweets they were sending...
Sorry, that's the wrong clip.
Let me pull up the one that I meant to play.
Which I named Men Strong.
Let me pull that up.
Bring it back to the port here.
Okay.
Here we go.
We need strong men.
We need strong men that are laser focused.
The kind of men that run into buildings when Audrey Hale, who was the trans Tennessee shooter, storm into the building without second thought to put their lives on the line and take her down in moments.
While the women instinct, who do I protect?
I've got to protect the kids.
Men, I have to go out and fight the war, okay?
It doesn't matter how much ideology, guys, is being forced down in the school system.
The reality is that we have biological proclivities.
Are there exceptions?
Sure.
We should not be dictating our society according to exceptions.
We need to be dictating society according to the rules.
And the rules are men are strong.
Yeah.
So, Candace pulled that story because it works for her worldview, but she completely ignores the many times that cops have stood outside shootings while they occurred, such as at the elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.
And in this, too, in all of this, we see Candace flitting between how her husband managed to sneak past the Secret Service at an NRA event where both Trump and Pence were, To how thorough the Secret Service is supposed to be, to how we need strong male cops, soldiers, etc.,
to how brave cops must be to run into danger, from how terrible and loathsome the FBI has been and how they can't be trusted, even though a lot of cops, male and female and transitional, apply to be feds in not just the FBI but in every other law enforcement agency.
It's crazy-making behavior if examined.
But to her audience, to anyone experiencing the gish gallop as a fan, however, it all seems brilliant beyond reproach.
People actually think she is smart.
I would never, of course.
I do acknowledge her charisma, even as atrocious as all of this is.
So yeah, Uvalde, Texas.
Like, while kids were inside a classroom being shot.
Yeah.
The cops stood outside that classroom for an hour and a half while the shooter just went rampant.
There's video of them from the school like talking, laughing as shots are getting popped off.
Yeah.
Fuck them cops.
And fuck her for trying to say, oh, well, cops will run into shooting.
Male cops will run into...
No male cops were running into that one.
They stood outside the fucking classroom because they were so goddamned afraid.
Yeah.
Fuck that noise.
So yeah, Candace goes on a tear to continue the violent rhetoric, which is some of what we heard before.
We're going to play it again.
It's only 40 seconds.
In the meantime, I'd like to get to some of the reactions, the most horrific reactions ever, because while everyone was going, this is a time for unity, I was going, spare me last night.
Spare me.
We know what they're thinking.
We know the left is celebrating.
We know that the tweets they were sending in the instant were obligatory.
Obligatory to say, this is a terrible thing that happened.
And in reality, I said, and I hate to be a cynic, That some of them were thinking, man, it's unfortunate that that shooter missed.
That's the reality.
I said, they're thinking in their heads that it is unfortunate that Trump survived.
Well, guess what?
Some of them just went ahead and said that out loud.
Are you guys familiar with this streamer, Destiny, at all?
Destiny, I mean, you can...
So yeah, Candace moves along and reads several tweets of other people making jokes about the assassination attempt.
It's all gross, of course.
But it leads her into this rant, which is about two and a half minutes long.
You can only imagine what Trump was going through last night.
And I really just think about that, what Trump must have been thinking last night, recognizing that all of the worst suspicions that people have been putting out there have been confirmed.
And again, I want to shout out...
Alex Jones, who has been calling this out for a while.
I want to shout out Vivek Ramaswamy, who has been calling this out for a while.
Tucker Carlson, who has been calling this out for a while.
And these individuals, by the way, myself included, who have had to take all of the figurative bullets from the mainstream media.
Obsession with taking us out, making sure that our voices are being silenced, making sure that the audience won't listen to us anymore.
What is the most egregious thing they can sell to you about Tucker Carlson?
They are selling that to you.
If you are watching the mainstream media, what is the most egregious things that you can believe about cannabis?
They are selling you that if you are still a fool and watching the mainstream media.
And I was wondering why, man.
I have been in prayer going, I have never seen attacks against me.
And I've had a long career, or it was considered a long career in politics, and they have leveled up.
They have leveled up in terms of trying to take clips out of context, make people believe that I'm an awful individual.
And what is it that I am saying that has led to these attacks?
They want people to turn away from me.
Don't listen to Candace Owens.
She's a conspiracy theorist.
She's dumb.
She believes in flatter.
They're calling me stupid all the time.
She's a Holocaust denier.
What is it that I'm actually doing?
I'm reporting on real history outside of a textbook.
I'm talking about 9-11 and telling you our government lied to us.
People were informed of what was going to happen on that day.
I am showing those old clips.
People who were young like me in school and believing everything because we had no independent media.
We believed everything that came through on those giant big screen TVs were all huddled up around them, believing that journalists had a commitment to tell us the truth, believing that they were, in fact, protectors of the people when now we realize they are protectors of the state.
Yeah, I'm speaking about real history.
I'm showing people the links.
I'm going, you need to...
Unlearn everything you have learned about JFK's assassination.
You need to unlearn everything that you have learned about MLK's assassination.
You need to unlearn everything that you were taught about 9-11.
Everything that you think you know about the Vietnam War, World War II.
We're getting hit.
We're getting hit.
We know.
We are on borrowed time when you start digging in and showing people what they need to know.
That is why they are after us, because we have the willingness to tell you all the truth.
And I have to say...
So yeah, it's funny because I've demonstrated with this show, which is basically a part-time job for me, how she's full of shit, regardless of whether or not she believes it.
I have a tendency to think she may be a useful tool for people like Fuentes and the Trump clan, which I spelled with a K, because she seems to believe anything told to her by powerful people with the appearance of money.
Candace asks for one of her production people to pull up the clip of Tucker that she loves playing where he was on Rogan saying no one was an atheist before the eight bombs were dropped in World War II.
While he takes his time doing that, we get treated to Candace going off.
He was half-joking, but the reality is you just watched Donald J. Trump get shot at last night, and he is only alive because by the grace of God, people have been praying for him all around the country.
He turned his head.
That's the reality.
The reality is they shot a president in broad daylight.
The reality is it doesn't matter how much you beef up security, they have committed the murder, the assassination of figures that have grown too powerful and who are telling too much truth many times over in the past.
This is the America that you live in, okay?
The reality is that the entire ecosystem of the mainstream media supports them and their lives, and they do this via mechanisms of psychology.
That is what we have been covering on this new show repeatedly.
You must understand the origins and the history of psychology.
It begins with Sigmund Freud.
The reality is that Sigmund Freud created modern psychology as a means to convince people that what they had experienced wasn't so.
He was protecting actual pedophiles, real pedophiles.
That's the reality.
That's the truth.
I can point you to books.
We do that on the show.
But you can learn this.
You can learn that actually what happened was Sigmund Freud...
Okay?
Sigmund Freud, the psychologist that you're learning about in school, which makes you go, why am I learning about this guy as a hero?
Reality is, is that he began trying to delude a bunch of women who were coming in and saying that they were molested by their fathers.
When they were children, he tried to convince them that, no, no, no, no, no, actually, you're sexually attracted to your father.
Now, as with anything Candace says, this is a matter of dispute, and anyone interested is welcome to do follow-up on it.
Scholars disagree on the finer points, but the fact about Freud's work is that it was groundbreaking in a lot of good ways, and the field of modern psychology had to start somewhere.
I don't agree with many of his views from back then, but I have read over the years.
But neither do any modern doctors I've spoke with, or psych students for that matter.
Candace has to kill more time and continues.
And this information only came out because one of the people that was heading up his archives decided to learn German and to read Sigmund Freud's notes.
And he realized, he said, whoa, and this was a Harvard grad, by the way, he realized Sigmund Freud was protecting pedophiles.
And he thought when he exposed this information that the archive center was going to go, oh my gosh, now that we know this, we should tell the world.
Instead, they colluded to kick him out.
And so he wrote a book about it.
We wrote a book about this.
This is the father of modern psychology.
Again, this isn't entirely untrue.
I had to do some digging, but the person she is talking about is an American.
Jeffrey Masson was the projects director of the Freud archives.
He wanted access to materials being held by Freud's daughter.
And she told him if he learned German and returned, she would give him the papers.
He actually did get fluent in German.
He got the papers and wrote a book that was published in 1984 called The Assault on Truth, Freud's Suppression of the Seduction Theory, in which he argued that Freud may have abandoned the seduction theory, which he originally claimed,
Childhood sexual abuse was the direct lead-in to hysteria and other neurotic symptoms.
The claim was that Freud abandoned this approach in order to make the burgeoning field of psychoanalysis more accessible and accepted.
Freud wasn't protecting pedos as he was trying to get his field recognized as a valid treatment method.
I'm not defending any choices made here.
Just telling you what I pulled up.
But I think it is safe to say that Candace was probably told this by someone with an angle rather than looking it up and getting the opinion of modern psychologists.
Modern psychology and psychiatry are more boogeymen of the Alt Reich.
But Candace goes on with...
And thereafter, his nephew, who you need to learn about, Edward Bernays, he became the father of propaganda in America.
Deluding Americans.
He considered, I even made Americans eat breakfast.
He did that.
It wasn't a thing.
People weren't eating eggs and bacon for breakfast.
He did that.
And they were constantly trying out these psychological experiments to see how people would react.
He was in charge of World War II propaganda.
How are we going to get Christians in the West on board with killing Christians in the East?
And they did it.
They accomplished it.
Nazi propaganda.
These people are demonic.
We have this clip again, guys, for those of you guys that are new to this channel.
So, we've talked about Edward Bernays already, and I recommend the Behind the Bastards for a more in-depth look at the man.
He was an absolute asshole, but his most notable things were pushing bacon as a breakfast meat, pushing cigarettes on everyone, but especially women.
As for his wartime work, here is what Candace is leaving out, possibly due to ignorance.
Bernays was involved in wartime propaganda in World War I, not so much World War II.
His work and his literal book on propaganda were used by the Nazis for their own campaigns in World War II.
And again, Candace makes the statement about getting Christians to kill Christians, and we have to again mention that the Nazis, being from Germany, were indeed probably Christians, since Germany was overwhelmingly Catholic and Protestant.
I'm fairly certain, call me crazy, but fairly certain that it didn't matter what god the Nazis prayed to since they were allied with the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor and were running a fucking war machine over the face of Europe along with their friends.
Candace gets a production guy to play the stupid Tucker quote from Rogan.
We've played it before and I see no reason to do it again.
And then she says this bullshit.
You are being acted on.
By spiritual forces at all times.
I'm going to say it again.
You are being acted on by spiritual forces at all times.
Okay?
That is a reality.
The people who understood this all the way leading up to World War II, since the dawn of humanity, they understood this.
They knew God was real.
They knew the devil was real.
And then something happened after World War II.
Yeah, I'll tell you what happened.
Psychological tactics happened.
Psychology happened.
They began experimenting.
They opened entire institutes and experimented on people.
They experimented on troops.
They began investing in understanding that they could create mass psychoses.
They could quite literally lead people not to believe their own eyes.
You just saw this.
It's not a conspiracy, you guys.
You just saw this with COVID.
Okay?
Wait.
If you are still asleep at the wheel and you're trying to hold on to some semblance because it is hard.
I get it.
I had to go through it.
I get it.
When you realize that everything you were told was a lie, when you realize that you were just a severely propagandized individual from the moment that you stepped into the public school system, it is a hard reckoning to go through.
You suffer through periods of cognitive dissonance.
Use a psychological term.
You start to wonder if you're going crazy.
You're not crazy.
This is the reality.
We are fighting real Evil.
Okay?
Sigmund Freud believed in Satanism.
That is a fact.
Okay?
He worshipped the Kabbalah.
That is a fact.
Again, I can point you to these books.
And now we have his nephew.
We can draw a direct line from this despicable, filthy human being to American psychology say students are learning that he was a good guy.
There's a cover-up about the fact that he was protecting pedophiles.
This.
So, Candace goes on to repeat her various talking points about how the Germans were killed post-World War II and calls it a genocide.
It wasn't.
It was a purge and a forced removal, but it wasn't a genocide.
Candace goes on for the next ten minutes, repeating her talking points about the FBI, and then starts talking about chemical weapons, and she gets into another string of her basic beliefs.
This is a long one, and it involves Ye and her views on mental illness.
I want to remind people this is her basic and often stated belief system, and when analyzed, it all kind of fits together with her alt-right Christofascism.
But, here we go.
Okay, because just before, and again, read that book, Chaos, the government had just experimented with biological warfare during the Korean War.
They had success.
When the troops came back and spoke about that, they MKUltra'd those troops.
You know, when Ye, Kanye West...
But he was telling me all this stuff about Hollywood.
And I had not done my research and I was still very much asleep.
And I was not aware, really aware of MKUltra.
I knew about MKUltra.
Obviously, the CIA program, when they were trying to figure out how to brainwash people, how to control people's minds, and that book, Chaos, gets into that because that's what the Charles Manson operation was.
It was a government operation.
The public was lied to about what took place.
The CIA was involved in the Manson murders because they were trying to create a mass psychosis.
Read it.
We're not going to have time to get to it today because we're going to have to wrap this stream in 15 minutes.
But when Ye was telling me that they, you know...
Put him in the hospital.
That Harley Pashnik put him in the hospital and gave him a bunch of drugs to mess with his brain.
Effectively, that he was MKUltra.
That they could make you crazy.
I said that I didn't believe him.
I just struggled to understand how this could be going on in Hollywood.
I struggled with it.
And I owe him an apology.
I owe Ye an apology for not instantly accepting that that is the reality.
That they do MKUltra people.
They've been doing that for a very long time to our troops.
When they did this, this is a fact that you will discover in this book, that Jacob Rubenstein, the guy who shot the guy, remember Lee Oswald Harvey, I didn't shoot him.
Oh, then Lee Harvey Oswald was shot by a guy named Jacob Rubenstein, who was deemed too insane to stand trial.
What they don't tell you is the judge did not believe that he was clinically insane.
He believed that something happened to him while he was in prison because the judge spoke to Jacob Rubenstein and he was fine.
Now, I'm just going to pause here for just a second.
She keeps saying Jacob Rubenstein.
The guy went by the name Jack Ruby because he was in Texas and it was easier.
I think it's telling on her alt-right Christofascism that she keeps calling him by his given Jewish name that he himself did not call himself.
This is not part of the script.
I just realized she just keeps saying his fucking name.
Yeah.
I mean, she could at least, if she's going to do the full thing, do the shtine.
Because it should be Jacob Rubenstein.
I'm going to be fair on that.
There's two different ways to pronounce that.
And depending on who you are, it depends on how you pronounce it.
Yeah, but it's more fun to hit the shine.
Well, I think if she hit the Stein part, people might think he was German.
Oh, okay.
Fair enough.
But he went by the name Jack Ruby.
Yeah.
Like, he would tell people, yeah, my name is Jack Ruby.
It is telling on her that she keeps saying Jacob Rubenstein.
Yeah.
Because I think that if you look up that, you wind up in her little, like, fucking...
Wheelhouse.
Yeah, in her little wheelhouse of shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, so anyway, let's continue with the rest of this clip.
It's about a minute to go.
And then suddenly, while he was in prison, he gets visited by a doctor who was a part of the MKUltra program, and that doctor, MKUltra, they realized via a cocktail of medicine that they could give people schizophrenia.
Give people bipolar, that they could inspire mental illness via a cocktail of medicine injected into an individual.
That is one of the huge tells of that book, Chaos, that I am saying every American needs to read because you have to confront the evil of our government.
Because once you recognize that they can do that, that they can take people...
Now, hold on.
I'm going to pause this right here real quick.
Through the Libby app, because I'm not spending 30 fucking dollars.
Yeah.
Through the Libby app, I actually have...
Chaos on hold.
Like, I am, like, number 50-something waiting on it.
When I get it, I'm going to screenshot the entire shit of the book.
Yeah.
Because you only get, like, three weeks, especially if it's on hold.
It's not going to automatically, like, check it back out for me again.
Yeah.
Because I'm, like, number 50-something of, like, 100 people that are waiting on it.
Okay.
There's only two copies, two e-book copies in the system, I think.
There might be four.
But anyway, I'm on the list.
I'm going to screenshot this book.
I'm going to read this fucking book.
Yeah.
So that we can do an expose on it because I swear to God, there's no way she actually read this book.
Yeah.
Based on the reviews that I've read of it from people who are like, it kind of leaves it open.
It's a good book.
It is scholarly well regarded.
Okay.
That is why I do not think she read the book.
Yeah.
I think one of her staffers read the book and gave her his impressions on it.
I don't trust that she read this book.
Also, unfortunately, something that she did get kind of right with the whole cocktails of things causing schizophrenia is I have a friend who had...
They're currently on a medication to, it's an antidepressant, I believe it is, to keep their head straight.
Well, while they're on this antidepressant, they decided to smoke some weed with some friends, and the combination between the THC strain, I think it was a...
Doesn't matter.
Keep going.
Anyways, that and the antidepressants did cause a minor schizophrenic episode.
Okay.
And when reported to the doctor, the doctor went, oh yeah, that'll happen.
You're not supposed to do that.
So, yes, there is technically, in theory, a way you can mix together a bunch of different modifications to somebody's schizophrenia.
But even then, it's only small episodes.
It's not genuine.
I have schizophrenia.
I need drugs to control the schizophrenia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's manic episodes that can happen because of a mix-up of shit.
Because the human brain is still not fully understood.
Even though it's understood more now than it was back in the 60s.
Yeah.
They did not make Jacob Rubenstein or Jack Ruby.
They did not make the man crazy.
Again, it was a...
Just like with the Trump shooting, it was a, oh my god, there's that asshole, and I've got a gun.
Yeah.
I'm going to go kill the guy that killed JFK.
Regardless of why he did it, he did it.
They didn't make him crazy in jail.
No.
I think he probably had problems, but he was also a pretty well-regarded dude.
Yeah.
But he died of cancer within a couple years of being in prison.
knew he had something wrong that he couldn't fucking deal with and saw a way to deal with it.
Yeah. Whatever that was.
You know, because the odds are given that he killed Lee Harvey Oswald
with police protection, he might have been thinking suicide by cop.
Yeah. You know, we don't know.
And even then, given the crime that he committed and the fame of it, he probably had a pretty decent cell
Right.
So...
off.
I'm going to give you guys some ideas and I'm going to tell you what I'm doing, what you guys can be doing.
I'm also going to read some of your comments because this conversation matters and I hope that you recognize that I am not a person that is fearful anymore.
I'm not fearful anymore and I'm going to tell you about what shifted inside of me.
But first, I want to thank our last advertiser and who has stood by me throughout this as the whole world has tried to cancel me.
And that's American financing.
And they.
*coughing*
Yeah.
She turned it into a fucking ad.
So, I'll see if I can explain this.
People have turned from God and the church due to the propaganda inflicted on them via society, media, and the public school system.
Without a guiding focus and being subjected to various drugs in the air via chemtrails, the water supply, which often has fluoride, and the breakdown of the family, they are mentally ill.
Turning to psychologists doesn't help, as they are an arm of the state.
So what are people to do but turn to the Christian faith and just follow along?
And, of course, if they do so, if they profess the faith, then they can do no wrong.
Any attempt to point out their sins and transgressions against others, no matter how well documented, must be an attack not only on the Christian, but also on the faith as a whole.
So in response, any attack on the supposed attackers must be wholly inordained.
Such as the crap about Freud being a Satanist.
He wasn't.
But he did study Kabbalah because his family did.
I can't speak entirely to Kabbalism, but it is basically Jewish mysticism.
Which leads us into another reason she detests Freud.
He was from a Jewish family.
It makes a nice circle for her Christofascism, actually.
The father of psychology, a field she detests, in which she has done no critical research beyond rumor, is attached by a loose thread to a Jewish paganism she couldn't possibly grasp, but would nonetheless be rid of from the world anyway
because she is a Christofascist.
When I realized this about Freud and Candace, I set my reading glasses down and screamed, Everything comes back to the fucking Christofascism with her.
I want everyone to keep in mind, most of this was on an episode entitled, Everything we know about the assassination attempt.
Jesus.
She ran out of material and went into all of this tirade for nearly an hour.
She ran ads and you just heard the lead into one.
I skipped the others.
Candace also released an episode during the Republican National Convention after it was announced that J.D. Vance would be Trump's running mate.
It was honestly pretty bad and she ran cover for the guy for about 20 minutes or so.
J.D. Vance sucks, and I hope we don't have to cover him too often on this show, as I feel other podcasts have already done a decent job of it.
Anyway, on to episode 26. From the top, I want to say Candace does something about the RNC that I hadn't heard from any other source, including it could happen here.
She mentions how it started with a prayer which isn't unusual on its face, but give it a listen.
Harmeet Dillon.
We're going to go ahead and show you guys in case you missed it.
But she is a leader.
Obviously, she's a Republican leader.
And she decided to lead the Republican National Convention with something known as an Ardos.
Okay?
It is a, I guess, it's a song.
It's also a prayer.
And it is something that is done if you adhere to Sikhism.
So I just want to go ahead and show you guys a clip of that taking place on the RNC stage.
Take a listen.
Take a listen.
Dear Vaheguru, our one true God, we thank you for creating America as a unique haven on this earth where all people are free to worship according to their faith.
We seek your blessings and guidance for our beloved country.
I'll let you guys comment.
For me, I just thought, first and foremost, what is this?
Secondly, who is this for?
Who is the intended audience?
I guess, what is the RNC for?
What is the purpose of the RNC?
What is this convention about?
Are we trying to bring voters in?
Are we just trying to assert who we are as conservatives?
If it is the former, how does this help?
If it is the latter, how does this help?
That's where I was.
I said, what is this?
Literally, why?
Why is this?
I thought to myself.
Again, this is not a personal job at Hermie Dillon.
She's definitively somebody who punches for America and should be supported.
But whose idea was this?
That was the other thing.
When you sit around and you're like, okay, why?
So she goes on to surmise what the meaning to this, what the meaning to choose this as the opening prayer must have been like.
And that is skippable.
But then we get...
I think, and this is a moment in which I think a lot of people were responding and going, what are we doing here?
Are we now the same party that critiques DEI and then also practices it at certain points?
Because this, for me, if I'm running the RNC, if I'm running the convention, I'm going, this is just, it's not emblematic of America.
You can't find a melting pot in different cultures within America, but this is not something that patriots are rallying behind.
It doesn't make any sense for this to be on the RMC stage.
So I saw this.
I didn't think it made any sense.
And I can tell you, for those of you who are like me, going, what is Sikhism?
I have no idea what this is.
Here are the basic five tenets of it.
They believe there's only one God, that God is without form or gender.
Everyone has direct access to him.
Everyone is equal before him.
And a good life is served as part of a community by living honestly and caring for others.
They also do not believe in empty religious rituals and superstitions have no value.
So I hope that helps you a little bit.
By the way...
That is as offered by the BBC.
If you were as confused as me, I hope now you have some clarity.
And by some clarity, I mean you should still be utterly confused as to why the RNC thought that that was a necessary thing to include in its evening program.
We'll take a break.
Yeah, so honestly, based on that little breakdown of Sikhism, it don't sound that bad.
No, honestly, that actually...
Frankly, I think a couple of my friends in that regard...
For their sect of Christianity probably would be on board with that because that's kind of what they already do.
It just sounds like be a genuinely nice person.
Don't bring God into everything, you asshole.
Don't be a dick.
You can't possibly understand God.
Live a good life.
Be a decent person in your community.
Fine.
Okay.
I have never seen a Sikh person that was an asshole.
You know?
Maybe they have a bad day.
Everyone does.
But, yeah.
Generally, they seem like pretty chill people.
The one or two that I've known in my life have seemed very chill.
Yeah.
You know?
Like...
I don't know if I've met somebody who's, you know...
A Sikh?
Yeah.
It's spelled S-I-K-K-H.
Okay, I see.
I'm not sure if the right wording would be a seeker or a siki.
I mean, I don't think they care.
A siki.
Yeah, no, probably not.
They'd be like, that is a Greek sauce, my friend, and that's very good.
You know?
I think you're mistaken with the siki.
Right.
They'd probably be like, we should talk about this, maybe over some Spanakopita with some siki sauce.
What do you say?
To which I would be like, sure, dude.
Cool, I know a good place.
I know a couple good places.
Great Greek places here.
Oh my god.
This is way off topic, but me and your mom went to one.
It was a Greek style of food we hadn't had before.
We'd been eating Athenian Greek.
We were out one day and she looked up this place and I was like, sure, that sounds fine.
So we go there and it was...
Greek food in the style of Cyprus, and I don't remember the name of the place, and I feel really bad because people should go there.
But yeah, just look up, you know, Cyprus cuisine, and you should be able to find it.
But everything they did, everything they did on the menu was basically in, like, filo, like a burrito.
Oh, that sounds really good.
Including our dessert.
Really?
Yeah, it was very good.
It was excellent.
And I think everything was, like, maybe $8 to $12.
That's not bad.
Yeah, it was very good.
It was nice, light filling.
I got no complaints.
The service was on point.
Their lemon dropped...
I think they had the lemon soup.
I don't remember really.
It was many months ago.
It was very good.
And I realized that it was different from what we'd had before.
When we're sitting there and I'm reading through the menu description, I'm reading the little description of stuff and I was like, oh, this is Cypress food.
We haven't had that kind of Greek cuisine, but we had it there.
It's excellent.
You know, if you're in the Twin Cities and you're looking for good Greek, look up some Cyprus places.
I'm sure you'll find the one we went to.
It was excellent.
I have nothing bad to say about that.
But yeah, it was really, really good.
But yeah, anyway.
So yeah, her little Sikh questions there.
That's a great example of her views.
For years growing up, I was told about how Republicans had a big tent and would accept anyone that was a fiscal conservative type.
Candace just engaged in basic bashing of that idea because, God forbid, someone that isn't a strict Christian also wants to be a Republican.
This kind of thinking may or may not be mainstream in their party, but I don't see anyone calling it out when she does it, except, of course, us!
Candace goes on for the next several minutes about how Amber Rose gave a speech at the RNC, and I don't really care to go through it.
The connection she has to Candace is that Amber Rose used to date Ye at one point and is being criticized for going MAGA and having a current OnlyFans account.
I don't fuck with OnlyFans, so I have no idea what she has posted there, and also, I don't care.
Candace spent her time talking about Amber Rose to people to give her a chance to join the MAGA movement, and that's all.
Moving on.
Here, we actually have a new advertiser on the show, which I'm really excited about.
And as we're talking about Amber, we all know that life can be extremely unpredictable.
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Sorry, I kept...
I heard Policy Womp in my head for a second there.
Policy Genius.
A Policy Womp is a Knowledge Fight listener that is paying the money on Patreon.
Hint.
Yeah, so that's all I'll play of that.
But it's another one for Grifter Bingo.
Candice is shilling for Policy Genius now.
I'm waiting for her to start moving mattresses for some off-brand sites soon.
Yeah.
Candace goes on to discuss a prophecy from a man known as Brandon Biggs, who has a YouTube channel and reportedly said back in March that Trump would survive an attempt on his life much like what happened.
She plays the clip, and I am not going to do that here.
It is somewhat accurate, but the part of it she gets past quickly is where he says at the end that Trump will get the job of president again, but a massive economic crash will happen.
I mean, that actually seems likely.
But we're not messing with it.
Candace rehashes stuff about the shooter and moves on eventually to her viewer comments and it's more of the usual, focusing on praise for her work.
This leads us into episode 27. And now, the episode I was dreading when I saw it announced.
Alright, I'll let you guys in on a little secret.
When you get into politics, there's like one rule that everybody tells you.
They say you don't want to do too much with Alex Jones because he's a quote-unquote conspiracy theorist.
Everybody knows Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist.
The media, mainstream media, makes sure that the world does not listen to Alex Jones.
But here's the thing.
It's getting kind of weird because when you look back on the stuff that he said, Alex Jones has been right a lot of times.
Take, for example, this clip of him dating all the way back to 2002.
Now.
The episode I was dreading when I saw it announced, 43. Yep, AJ.
I am not going to play 2002 Alex Jones clips if I don't have to do so, as this isn't knowledge fight.
I love the work of Dan and Jordan, and playing in their backyard like that at this stage anyway feels fucking weird.
So we'll go through this one lightly.
Anyone familiar with AJ isn't going to learn much about him on here.
But for anyone who is somehow confused, I'll try to summarize his work if it can be called that.
Alex Jones made a career out of being charismatic in his own Texas revival preacher kind of way, yelling about various conspiracies and making shit up on the fly.
He gets by on selling advertisements and his own brands of things like vitamins, toothpaste, and taking a cut on products sold on his show and his websites.
He was sued into oblivion for promoting conspiracy theories about the school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary and especially for sending people to Sandy Hook to harass the parents of dead children.
He's a fucking asshole, and Candace is quickly following his example.
She's been on his show several times, and as I pointed out in an earlier episode, they have used the same attorney in the past, Norm Pattis.
Pattis was Candace's attorney when she was a kid when the NAACP sued her high school for their mishandling of a racist attack on her, and he was Alex's attorney when he lost a $1 billion settlement in one of the many Sandy Hook lawsuits.
Anyway, he's an asshole and Knowledge Fight has done hundreds of episodes on his stupid bullshit.
And honestly, I listened to this episode twice.
Most of it is Candace just letting Alex say all kinds of stupid shit for minutes at a time, providing no pushback whatsoever.
This particular episode has gone on long enough, and I think the pulls from it are that Candace doesn't trust the FBI or any other agency to investigate the Trump shooting because of credible things they've done in the past and also things they've been blamed for that have nothing to do with the agency.
At the end of all this, I feel like the assessment I heard on It Could Happen Here is probably the most correct one.
The shooter was likely just a man that wanted to be in the history books.
No real motive beyond that, and he took advantage of a lucky opportunity for his goals.
I don't approve of it because I wanted to see Trump throw a fit when he got beat at the ballot box again and then watch him get handled by the legal system like he deserves.
He doesn't deserve a bullet, he has lived a terrible life and hurt many people, and he deserves the justice system and a jail cell for what remaining years he has.
I don't have a whole lot of faith in the system, but the shit was done well in New York.
So that's all we have for this week.
Let's drink something stupid.
Which, unfortunately, leads us to Blue Sun Super Sour Soda Wow Wow Watermelon.
Which, I'm going to be honest, I was actually kind of excited because when I saw you grabbing it off of the shelf earlier, I saw...
There's this little splash mark on there, viewers.
It's supposed to be like a watermelon juice splash, I guess, or some shit.
But I thought this was a chili pepper.
And I got real happy because I was like, oh, we're going to try something spicy.
And then you turned it and I saw the watermelon and I was like, okay, watermelon and chili are, oh, damn it.
Yeah, yeah.
Not a chili pepper.
That being said, though.
Blue Sun's been pretty good about their drinks as of late.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll see.
Here's the thing.
I'm not a fan of watermelon.
I'm just not.
However, that said, I had a Minnesota watermelon recently for the first time.
Now, the difference between a Minnesota watermelon and watermelons you may get from almost literally anywhere else is that the Minnesota watermelon has a very dark green appearance.
That said, it was really, really fucking good.
I liked it.
I liked it a lot.
But I saw some yellow watermelon recently, and I didn't get that, and I kind of regret it.
But the next time that I see one, I'll pick one up.
But I only saw a yellow watermelon as, like, mini watermelon.
So anyway, let's pour this one up.
All right.
Do this one.
I like the smell of this one.
It's just in my nose.
Oh, boy.
What is it with these guys?
This shit smells like floor cleaner again.
Yeah, this no shit smells like pine saw.
You gave me way more.
Did I?
You kind of did.
Shit, here.
No, no, no.
I'm going to live and die on this mountain.
A fabuloso smelling fucking soda.
No, this one smells like pine saw, though.
Yeah, I'm getting that.
Like pine salt lemon, you know?
Yeah.
Well, you know, this is what we do.
Let's just try it out.
Let's just try it out.
Honestly, not bad.
It is strong.
I mean I'm getting the pucker now oh my god yeah I will admit
That's got a strong sour to it.
It does.
And I know that's supposed to be a watermelon taste, but after saying that it smells like...
I'm getting pine salt still.
Honestly, well, like, I'm not getting a whole lot of watermelon.
I mean, like, it's not...
I think they focus too much on the sour, not enough on the watermelon.
Yeah, I think so, too.
Like, I mean, as these things go, like, I'm going to finish this class, but, um...
Yeah, it's not...
Only because, like, it's not the powerful watermelon that I was really hoping it wasn't going to be.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I'm going to finish it off.
It's got some bite.
I just...
I can't.
Here.
Give it to me.
It tastes...
It tastes too much like a floor cleaner to me.
Oh, man.
I've never drank floor cleaner, but I see what you mean.
Holy crap.
I mean, I've been in the house and, like, helped clean with the stuff enough to, like, get the taste of my tongue in the air, you know, and it's just...
Well, do you have any other thoughts on this episode?
Kind of.
Okay.
Well, go for it.
We're at the wrap-up stage right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Just...
Her biggest takeaway from JFK's shooting that I heard earlier but didn't mention, a Catholic president was shot.
Yeah.
Nothing else about the man was of interest except for...
She does keep saying it on her show.
I don't count it on every clip.
But it's just...
It comes up a fuckton.
It comes up an absolute metric fuckton.
Yeah.
Here's the deal, though.
She...
She did at least say Nazi in this one.
Did she?
Yeah.
I don't remember where.
It was when she was talking about the whole...
Fuck, I think it was the whole psychology thing.
See, my brain...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When she talked about the Nazis using Bernays, yeah.
Yeah, she didn't...
No, the Nazi propaganda that the West used on the East.
It was that part.
Well, yeah, that we used propaganda.
To go kill...
Germans.
Yeah.
Christians.
Fuck, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, fuck.
That really does round rob in itself.
See, I only remembered the fact that she said Nazi.
I forgot the reason why she said Nazi.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I'm thankful.
And again, it was inconsequential to the overall thing.
Well, anything else?
Not really, no.
Well, like I was saying, she does mention a fuckton that JFK was a Catholic president.
She can't get off of that.
Yeah.
But what she's had to recognize, and it's funny when she says it, and I'm sure the listeners are aware of this, Biden is also a Catholic president.
Damn.
You know, and she really tries to thread that needle a lot.
Yeah.
But, yeah, she's terrible at it.
So, yeah, you know.
Yeah, and then with him pulling out of the running room.
Oh, gosh.
That has put them in such a tight spot.
Because J.D. Vance is terrible.
And they do a breakdown.
The It Could Happen Here folks, Robert Evans, Gareth, I think his name is Gareth, and Sophie Lichterman, they were all at the RNC.
And they went to all the parties they could.
They really embedded themselves in as much as they could.
He said it was funny.
None of the big shots really knew who he was.
But all of the camera people and production people, they knew who he was.
They were following him on Twitter.
They knew who he was.
And they were like, hey, Robert!
And he's like, hey.
Should I say hi?
Because they could fuck me up.
They knew who he was.
You know, they were listening to a lot of the service people that they were dealing with, waiters and bartenders and stuff, that were pissed.
Like, the back story of all of that, it really should be listened to, listeners.
If you haven't had a chance, go listen to this past week's RNC episodes of It Could Happen Here.
You will hear some amazing shit, some amazing stories from these people.
But, yeah, they said the general takeaway on J.D. Vance and his speeches at the RNC...
No one around them liked him.
He was picked by the Trump team for whatever reason.
No one around them liked him.
He's not a man of the people.
Candace, I didn't cut clips from it, but she spoke about him for about 20 minutes and she said, Tucker likes him and that's all that I need to know.
Yeah, here's the thing.
I don't think Tucker knows anything about the man either.
No.
He's not...
Yeah, he's not who they tried to claim he was, which was like some broke Appalachian bastard that wound up going to Yale and getting a degree and being in the Marines.
I will bet that he was in the Marines, because if he wasn't, the Marines would have come out and said, this fucker is not one of ours.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, the Marines get very territorial.
They don't fuck around with that.
You don't say you were a Marine, and you can't back it up.
Yeah.
You know, so, yeah, I will believe that he's a former Marine.
Nothing else about him is believable.
Except that he went to Yale because that's provable.
But, yeah, his backstory is largely bullshit.
And he's just kind of an asshole.
Yeah.
He's kind of an asshole that no one likes.
He doesn't apparently speak well in public.
And also, Biden pulling out, Trump was going to do another debate.
But because the debate partner now will have to be Kamala Harris.
Because his debate opponent will be Kamala Harris, he doesn't want to debate her.
Kamala has gained like a hundred million bucks now, just in the last couple days, to her campaign.
Everyone is throwing money into this.
Everyone that would vote on her being the next Democratic nominee has already said, When I vote at the DNC, it's going to her.
Everyone is behind her.
Even the few of my friends at work that are voting Democrats have gone back and one saw that Biden had dropped out.
He opened up his phone on his break and he was like, well, shit.
And then he looked a little bit more and he was like, Kamala?
Alright.
As long as it's not Trump.
Yeah, you know.
And he even, like, swung around to me and he's like, hey, have you finished registering yet?
And I was like, no, not yet.
And he's like, alright, well, vote for Kamal.
And I was like, alright.
Yeah, I mean, I'm voting for, you know, I'm pretty much going to vote for Lou all the way down the ticket.
I got her rundown, like her basic rundown from Mom, and honestly, she sounds a pretty decent person.
She's the young blood that people have been screaming to have for a while now.
And she grew up poor.
Yeah.
She grew up poor.
She's mixed race, black and Indian, like from India, Indian.
Yeah.
But yeah, she grew up poor, taking the bus to school.
I don't want to say she has a tragic backstory, but she has a normal person backstory.
Yeah.
And then she kicked ass as a prosecutor for a long time, which isn't great.
But the way she did her job was exemplary.
She never sought the death penalty on anybody.
And she tried to go light on sentencing as much as she could to keep her job anyway.
As candidates go, we've had worse.
And I like her.
I didn't like her when everybody was going up against each other four years ago.
She wasn't my pick.
The people that were dropped out, and we wound up with Biden, so okay.
Whatever the fuck.
I don't mind her at all.
I'll vote for her.
Closing this episode out.
We did one song at the start, but because I had the Donna AI app make two songs, we're going to end with a K-pop version of the one.
He's heard it.
We're all about to hear it at the end if you stick around.